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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1815 on: February 24, 2015, 06:34:49 pm »
A bit in-jokey:

Why are all jazz pianists into BDSM?

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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1816 on: February 24, 2015, 06:36:35 pm »
Most of them are into switches too, though.

E: How does one get a Dr. Who fan into bed despite having a small penis? Just say 'Trust me, it's big on the inside'.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1817 on: February 24, 2015, 08:35:46 pm »
...My mind went into places a 16 years old should never fathom.
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« Reply #1818 on: February 25, 2015, 10:13:37 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1819 on: February 25, 2015, 03:20:05 pm »
Why doesn't Hungary take Turkey?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1820 on: February 25, 2015, 03:29:27 pm »
Quote from: DJ on February 25, 2015, 10:13:37 am
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-10 points, actually funny.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1821 on: February 25, 2015, 07:06:59 pm »
I got a joke updog.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1822 on: February 25, 2015, 07:19:36 pm »
What's updog?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1823 on: February 25, 2015, 07:20:33 pm »
NOTHING MUCH JUST READING SOME LOSERS LAME JOKES WHAT ABOUT YOU.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1824 on: February 25, 2015, 07:27:39 pm »
OH

OHOHO

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1825 on: February 25, 2015, 08:50:37 pm »
*Impressed golf clap.*
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1826 on: February 25, 2015, 11:30:06 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1827 on: February 26, 2015, 02:09:23 am »
Here are some punchlines that I don't have jokes for yet. (If someone can think of setup lines for them I'd appreciate it):

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1828 on: February 26, 2015, 02:39:29 am »
Bohandas has been doing too many 'lines'.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1829 on: February 26, 2015, 05:22:00 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on February 26, 2015, 02:09:23 am
Here are some punchlines that I don't have jokes for yet. (If someone can think of setup lines for them I'd appreciate it):

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Those sound like Cards Against Humanity white cards.
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.
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