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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 663112 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3945 on: February 25, 2018, 10:34:42 pm »
Highly toxic dump, do not ingest.

Why cant islamic terrorists eat pork even though they feel rape is fine?
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Why wont they eat shrimp?
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Why cant they draw the Prophet Muhammed?
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Why do americans love pork so much?
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Why dont english protestants get along with pagans?
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And the real reason communism doesnt work is because they never invite the catholics. Potatoes and vodka just doesnt draw in the crowds like bread and wine.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3946 on: February 26, 2018, 02:30:46 pm »
Isn't refraining from shrimps a Jewish thing?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3947 on: February 26, 2018, 04:21:05 pm »
Halal ∩ Kosher is a good proportion of Halal ∪ Kosher
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3948 on: March 01, 2018, 07:24:49 pm »
A hottie got into an elevator at the Taj Mahal and recognized the other occupant as the Donald.

"I'm your biggest fan, Mr Trump, how about if I give you a blowjob right here?"

Trump pursed his lips, thinking, and replied "What's in it for me?"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3949 on: March 01, 2018, 10:31:37 pm »
I would tell you a chemistry joke, but...
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3950 on: March 01, 2018, 10:51:38 pm »
Are you telling me xenon left?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3951 on: March 01, 2018, 11:00:59 pm »
Don’t be such a boron.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3952 on: March 01, 2018, 11:26:56 pm »
I zinc that's a radical reaction.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3953 on: March 02, 2018, 09:23:50 am »
You're so confused you call it "Einsteini....ummmmmm."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3954 on: March 02, 2018, 10:31:35 am »
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3955 on: March 02, 2018, 11:08:43 am »
Quote from: Starver on February 26, 2018, 04:21:05 pm
Halal ∩ Kosher is a good proportion of Halal ∪ Kosher
If that is a pun on the word "portion", I don't get it.  ???
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3956 on: March 02, 2018, 01:58:31 pm »
Quote from: a1s on March 02, 2018, 11:08:43 am
Quote from: Starver on February 26, 2018, 04:21:05 pm
Halal ∩ Kosher is a good proportion of Halal ∪ Kosher
If that is a pun on the word "portion", I don't get it.  ???
I'm not sure it's a joke. The statement implies there's a large overlap between the two.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3957 on: March 02, 2018, 09:59:31 pm »
I don’t know the periodic table that much, can you point out the puns in the last three posts?

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on January 06, 2023, 03:52:40 am
the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3958 on: March 02, 2018, 10:18:20 pm »
The puns were all gold, but a bit geeky so maybe we did barium much too deeply.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3959 on: March 03, 2018, 06:59:14 pm »
What do you call a motorhome salesman? A wheeltor.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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