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Cheesecake

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1200 on: May 01, 2013, 08:55:04 am »

Rip the fish's soul out and stuff it in Xantalos.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1201 on: May 01, 2013, 09:57:22 am »

Gather a army of demons, angels, etc.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1202 on: May 01, 2013, 09:58:48 am »

Go kill stuff, etc. Respawn if necessary.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1203 on: May 01, 2013, 07:48:40 pm »

Find out what exact kind of spacecraft I have become.
[1] The broken kind.

EAT THE CAKE.
[5] Delicious!

Rip the fish's soul out and stuff it in Xantalos.
[4] Soul extracted. [3] Soul Superglued on Xantalos. Cheesecake stolen, presumed eaten.

Gather a army of demons, angels, etc.
[2] Sorry.

Go kill stuff, etc. Respawn if necessary.
[6] You respawn as a half-fish thingy. This leads to suffocation. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1204 on: May 01, 2013, 07:50:46 pm »

RESPAWN AS THE COUNT
COUNT STUFF
AH AH AH
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1205 on: May 01, 2013, 07:56:50 pm »

Build anti-matter bombs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1206 on: May 01, 2013, 08:35:10 pm »

Repair Tavik Toth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1207 on: May 01, 2013, 08:47:52 pm »

"something smells fishy." Arrest the GM for bad puns.


Actually, Take over my former dominions.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1208 on: May 02, 2013, 05:23:04 am »

I got eaten? Oh well. Respawn in toilet as you-know-what.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1209 on: May 02, 2013, 07:45:13 am »

be repaired.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1210 on: May 02, 2013, 11:38:16 am »

Respawn as... hm... a cheesecake factory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« Reply #1211 on: May 02, 2013, 04:37:39 pm »

Do the paperwork and finalize the creation of the administration
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1212 on: May 03, 2013, 06:08:27 pm »

RESPAWN AS THE COUNT
COUNT STUFF
AH AH AH

[1] ONE death! AH AH CRAP!

Build anti-matter bombs.
[6] One goes off when you're building them. Respawn?

Repair Tavik Toth.
[4] He is fixed.

Actually, Take over my former dominions.
[3] You reclaim a couple planets.

I got eaten? Oh well. Respawn in toilet as you-know-what.
...No, I don't. And I don't think I want to.

be repaired.
You are.

Respawn as... hm... a cheesecake factory.
[5] You are a SENTIENT Cheesecake Factory!

Do the paperwork and finalize the creation of the administration
[6] Administration created! It hates you!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1213 on: May 03, 2013, 06:13:46 pm »

RESPAWN A SECOND TIME!
AH AH AH
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure Again
« Reply #1214 on: May 03, 2013, 06:40:26 pm »

Hide amongst InsanityIncarnate's cheesecakes and free them from oppression!
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