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Author Topic: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.  (Read 211026 times)

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #675 on: March 22, 2014, 06:13:46 pm »
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #676 on: March 22, 2014, 09:30:18 pm »
inspect the can of neotherm miyamoto gave me, how big is it? How long would it last with a spraynozzle attached?
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #677 on: March 22, 2014, 09:49:01 pm »
Be on my pod on Team F and hope really hard I don't die.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #678 on: March 22, 2014, 10:19:13 pm »
You forgot my action again:

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Check what equipment I have and how my ammo is holding out. Go get a few spare clips for the whole team's weapons, including mine, and hand them out, as well as evenly divide the grenades amongst the team too, making sure to remember how many I have and what type. Then strap in and prepare and charge an Aux bonus for when we are going in.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #679 on: March 23, 2014, 12:17:47 am »
Can you get me perma-killed, please?  I'd like to not have a character to dwell on my mind anymore.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #680 on: March 23, 2014, 03:58:36 am »
Just commit suicide with your own weapon. Nice and simple. 'The pressure is too much!' sort of thing, as an ingame excuse.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #681 on: March 23, 2014, 12:55:26 pm »
Or ask PW to send you up in a pod that gets blown to bits.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #682 on: March 23, 2014, 02:15:53 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on March 23, 2014, 12:55:26 pm
Or ask PW to send you up in a pod that gets blown to bits.

Then there's always stuff like mouthing off at the doctor, that's often fun... well it's fun to watch... well it's fun to watch from a very long way a way... like several hundreds of light-years away
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #683 on: March 23, 2014, 02:59:35 pm »
Go insult the Armory Master.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #684 on: March 23, 2014, 03:02:04 pm »
Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 02:59:35 pm
Go insult the Armory Master.
I think she maims, but doesn't kill.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #685 on: March 23, 2014, 03:34:49 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on March 23, 2014, 03:02:04 pm
Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 02:59:35 pm
Go insult the Armory Master.
I think she maims, but doesn't kill.
Try to see through her clothiers or whatever it was that got that NPC spaced.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #686 on: March 23, 2014, 03:59:59 pm »
Quote from: NAV on March 23, 2014, 02:59:35 pm
Go try to seduce the Armory Master.
Fixed that for you.
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #687 on: March 23, 2014, 04:11:00 pm »
Or, try getting the Armory Master and Doctor into a relationship, inevitably fail, and die horribly.

Or spread rumors that the AM and Milno are in a relationship and that the Doc and Renen are as well :P
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #688 on: March 23, 2014, 04:21:25 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on March 23, 2014, 04:11:00 pm
Or, try getting the Armory Master and Doctor into a relationship, inevitably fail, and die horribly.

Or spread rumors that the AM and Milno are in a relationship and that the Doc and Renen are as well :P
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Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« Reply #689 on: March 23, 2014, 04:42:30 pm »
((Then piecewise makes the rumor true(or tries to), and hilarity ensues.))
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