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Putnam

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2014, 03:20:52 am »

Dwarves consider all forms of torture an offense worth execution, so I doubt that that's right.

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« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2014, 03:39:48 am »

Oh, sorry to hear that




the new update is definitly exciting, I am very happy to be playing it :D
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2014, 10:15:08 am »

Taliking with a fish cleaner, i ask for a cease of hostilities, he agrees.

Me: Goodbye.

*Fish cleaner fires his crossbow at me*

Fish Cleaner: Goodbye.

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« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2014, 10:23:31 am »

Taliking with a fish cleaner, i ask for a cease of hostilities, he agrees.

Me: Goodbye.

*Fish cleaner fires his crossbow at me*

Fish Cleaner: Goodbye.

Okay, one last bolt, and we are friends ;-)

Makes sense, if you landed the first blow.
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The entire content consists of senseless murder, a pile of faceless naked women and zero regard for human life in general, all in the service of the protagonist's base impulses. It is clearly a cry for help from a neglected, self absorbed and disempowered juvenile badly in need of affectionate guidance. What a sad, sad display.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2014, 10:24:26 am »

Me: Come, Join me on my adventures!
Crossbowman: *spits at me* Surely any place is better than this, lets be off!
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What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2014, 11:10:56 am »

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Still dont know why everyone wants me dead, must be those goblins I killed.

I still havent had anyone spit on me or say "I hate you", theyre always so polite when they try to stab and shoot me.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2014, 11:16:01 am by klefenz »
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2014, 11:17:44 am »

I was ambushed four times by a party of one and every time he just retreated and the next time he ambushed me I just tried to talk to him and it went something like this:
me: how's life around here?
him: I just attacked Thathil Crossrushed(me)
me: where can I find Thathil Crossrushed
him: I don't know, I don't even know anyone who might know
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On the plus side, they managed to kill off 20+ children

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« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2014, 11:20:35 am »

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I killed several of them and it hasn't made a difference, I will try killing more to see if that fixes the problem

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2014, 11:24:24 am »

I got spat at by a child right when I started.
He then ran into a wall and tried to climb it without knowing there was a ceiling.
The conversation was like this:

"Hello, child"
"I hate you."
The child spits.
"Hello child"
"I hate you"
The child spits.
The axeman spits.

I spat back, and it landed in his hair.
Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2014, 01:22:56 pm »



"That good, huh?"
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2014, 01:56:50 pm »



That perfectly sums up this buggy release.... it's epic!!!! then it crashes.... :(     can't wait for everything to be stabilized and the mods to be updated XD
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Tales of the Third Age, 34.11 rp stories from Genesis Reborn

“Name none of the fallen, for they stood in our place. And stand there still in each moment of our lives. Let my death hold no glory, and let me die forgotten and unknown. Let it not be said that I was one among the dead to accuse the living.”

-Deadhouse Gates (Book 2 in the Malazan Book of the Fallen) by Steven Erikson

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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2014, 03:29:36 pm »

HAha, Weasel story is hilarious. Another slightly edited story from my adventure:

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Ugo MaliceBeards, human outcast and traveller, have been crossing a mountain pass for several days. Tired and dehydrated, his body longed for a proper night's rest and warm food. He was approaching a site that should, according to his maps, contain a dwarven settlement. Ugo expected ramparts, walls, sturdy gates, and watchful patrols, but to his surprise, all he found was a hole in the ground with a ladder. Carefully, he descended the ladder and found himself in a dusty cave, dimly lit with several torches, with a few beds and sparse furniture. A single, healthy and content looking dwarf was sitting at a table carving a figurine from wood.

"Hello, my name is Ugo MaliceBeards. Could you please tell me about your local troubles?"
The dwarf turned his creation in his hands, looking at it from several angles. "Well met, Ugo. We have here ... abductions, night horrors and bandits."
"Tell me about the bandints, then."
"A month ago, Borpo PlasticAxe, bandit leader and heathen, has started to terrorize local people with his band called Romantic Colors."
"And could you tell me where I could find this Borpo, friend?"
"You cannot find him, for he is dead. A troll called Buchu NightCabbage has abducted Borpo three weeks ago, torturing him to death shortly after."
"My blade longs for heroic deeds. Tell me, where could I find this troll Buchu to prove my mettle?"
"You could find him in a nearby forest, he won't put much of a fight."
"Why is that?"
"Two weeks ago, my friend and companion Urist LongBottoms has tracked and killed this monster, whose lust for murder cost lives of hundreds."
"That's excellent news, I would like to meet your friend Urist, commend his bravery and perhaps learn from him about combat."
"I am afraid that is not possible, my friend, for Urist has left this world a week ago. He was killed at midnight in his sleep."
"And pray tell me, who committed this craven murder?"
Suddenly, the torches' flames dimmed a bit, and a chilling breeze blew through the cavern. In a moment of darkness, the eyes of Ugo's host gleamed with red light and he naked his long, white teeth in an ugly smile.
"That is an excellent question, Ugo, I thought you would never ask. It's time I told you about the night horrors that plague this land."


This sounds like it should be a folk tale or something. It's awesome.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2014, 03:33:59 pm »

Crosspost from First Impressions thread. No idea what is going on.
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2014, 03:41:47 pm »

I got spat at by a child right when I started.
He then ran into a wall and tried to climb it without knowing there was a ceiling.
The conversation was like this:

"Hello, child"
"I hate you."
The child spits.
"Hello child"
"I hate you"
The child spits.
The axeman spits.

I spat back, and it landed in his hair.

How do you spit back at them? Is it an option or automatic?
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Re: Best DF2014 conversations
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2014, 03:44:21 pm »

I got spat at by a child right when I started.
He then ran into a wall and tried to climb it without knowing there was a ceiling.
The conversation was like this:

"Hello, child"
"I hate you."
The child spits.
"Hello child"
"I hate you"
The child spits.
The axeman spits.

I spat back, and it landed in his hair.

How do you spit back at them? Is it an option or automatic?
x, then go down to natural abilities, spit on all the things.
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When i say "I'm no expert but..." It means "I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about but I'm going to try to sound like i do."
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