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Author Topic: The Hastening of Doomforests  (Read 450689 times)

Iamblichos

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1410 on: September 01, 2015, 01:32:09 pm »

(Note: When I refer to artwork made by stacking bones, I am of course referring to the Paris Catacombs. Google it if you want to see some seriously beautiful, but seriously spooky, photos.)

Also the Bone Chapel in the Czech Republic  :)  I was there last year, and it's amazing.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

TechnoXan

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1411 on: September 01, 2015, 03:12:09 pm »

Journal of TehnoXan II, Master Mecha Engineer.

"What the crap Callista!? You sadistic midget! What has to break in your little Dwarf mind for you to do this!? Wait, did you kill this beautiful Crundle? DID YOU?!! You know what no, grab her!

POW! *agh!* SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!!

By the fake god Armok! What have you done to Urist?! OH LORD NOT THE FACE!!!

BOOM!

Gahhhhhh...

No, Fido, just let her go. No more, oh lord! Get Urist to the ER!
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And so it begins...
OPEN THE GATES!

TheFlame52

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1412 on: September 01, 2015, 03:55:36 pm »

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1413 on: September 01, 2015, 09:00:58 pm »

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?
Nah, screw it, it was a crundle.
Crundles are not worthy.
If anyone asks, I will say it was a kobold.
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1414 on: September 01, 2015, 10:32:17 pm »

NOBODY is going to write about when that crundle sacrificed itself to throw that forgotten beast into the magma?
Nah, screw it, it was a crundle.
Crundles are not worthy.
If anyone asks, I will say it was a kobold.
Actually, I did, if you look closely. The crundle's fire-scorched skull ended up being carved into a masterful totem. Presumably some hauler took it up to the butcher's after it got killed tripping the FB in.

While my dorf nurses her bloody nose and reconsiders giving crundle-skull totems to unusually crundle-loving dwarves, I'm curious as to whether that was one or more of the intelligent crundles carrying out a rather well-planned ambush.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 10:36:59 pm by Callista »
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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1415 on: September 01, 2015, 10:36:50 pm »

Dark One

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1416 on: September 02, 2015, 11:58:49 am »



Well, don't forget it was a crundle bone totem. I'd unerstand elven bone totem which I could place in my frontyard to annoy elves, but crundle bone totem is just useless. This is way too much for it!

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1417 on: September 02, 2015, 12:09:50 pm »



Well, don't forget it was a crundle bone totem. I'd unerstand elven bone totem which I could place in my frontyard to annoy elves, but crundle bone totem is just useless. This is way too much for it!
Callista: In the end I made 3 dollars, which is more than I expected. I'm really satisfied!

Iamblichos

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1418 on: September 02, 2015, 01:24:33 pm »

Longshanks is heard snickering as he walks past Urist, as Urist is being helped to the infirmary with a crundle-skull-shaped bruise on the side of his face.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1419 on: September 02, 2015, 04:03:04 pm »

Sorry man, that crundle fell into the magma with the FB. No totems for you.

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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1420 on: September 03, 2015, 02:17:43 am »

Welp.
I decided to binge read this.
I should have been in bed 4 hours ago. 
This was a good idea.
I would like to be dorfed as a male speardwarf if possible, or a marksdwarf if not,  if only to see this train wreck in person.
Taking bets on what will kill me!
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« Reply #1421 on: September 03, 2015, 08:28:16 am »

Sorry man, that crundle fell into the magma with the FB. No totems for you.
Literary license. So there. :P
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Re: The Hastening of Doomforests
« Reply #1422 on: September 03, 2015, 09:40:40 am »

Who's next on the turn list? Get on with it!

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« Reply #1423 on: September 03, 2015, 09:49:18 am »

Only two days
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« Reply #1424 on: September 04, 2015, 07:41:08 am »

Last turn ended 27 August, it's 4 September... :)  Any progress?
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.
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