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Il Palazzo

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9435 on: January 15, 2019, 09:34:17 am »

*Assassination, public execution still implies a degree of polelitical legitimacy; alternatively, the assassins misinterpreted the meaning of polish remover when doing their nails
There's a historical/cultural reason behind such choice of words.
During the WWII the Polish Underground State (i.e. the resistance) maintained continuity of political and governmental structures of pre-war Poland, including the judicial branch with the so-called Special Courts. These were intended for prosecution of common criminals (since the Germans were a bit slapdash about that), collaborators, and occasionally occupants.
This of course meant that the defendant was more often than not judged and sentenced in absentia, before being 'executed' when the opportunity arises.
That is to say, from the point of view of the occupying Germans, these were assassinations by partisans. From the point of view of Poles, these were executions by the Polish state.

The All-Polish Youth and the likes of them (basically, our version of alt-right) want to paint themselves as a structure similar to the WWII underground, currently being suppressed by their bogeyman (occupant) of progressives, the EU, and whatnot. One of the easiest ways to spot a likely alt-righter is by their apparel - they do love their WWII-themed patriotic clothing (google 'Polska walcząca bluza' for examples).
Anyway, threatening with 'execution' is meant to reinforce this association with the legitimate patriotic government under occupation by basically Nazis. Any Pole who hasn't completely flatlined in school would pick up on that.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9436 on: January 15, 2019, 11:29:28 am »

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Technically, any number of buffalo over three make a grammatically correct sentence in english.

This is why we need esperento


The irony of "nationalists" and "patriots" being litteral traitors, turning against their countries the weapons meant to defend it, is not lost on me, but I'm still appalled by how common this is. We have similar guys here in France, waving national flags while attacking the symbols of the Republic.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9437 on: January 15, 2019, 11:33:05 am »

Best one is Police, since:
You have police, and police who police the police, or police police.
And they are policed others, the police police police.
But they get policed by the police police police police.

Any chain that is exclusively 1-N instances of the word police is grammatically correct.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2019, 12:45:30 pm by MorleyDev »
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9438 on: January 15, 2019, 11:51:42 am »

The unbroken chain is what makes the buffalo chain what it is though.

In case everybody forgot, today is the make-or-break day for Theresa May. The vote is going to be about 7 PM local (around noon for the US, 11am-1pm by timezone) and whatever happens, it's gonna throw a huge wrench in the Brexit plans and stuff.

Incidentially, I just realized that Tropico 6 is releasing on the same date that Brexit crashes through. Just a coincidential thing I noticed.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9439 on: January 15, 2019, 11:55:19 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9440 on: January 15, 2019, 11:56:01 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9441 on: January 15, 2019, 01:09:36 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9442 on: January 15, 2019, 02:23:05 pm »

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It is *known*.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9443 on: January 15, 2019, 02:33:59 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9444 on: January 15, 2019, 02:46:41 pm »

May's deal lost 202 to 432.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9445 on: January 15, 2019, 02:48:00 pm »

Biggest government defeat in history, according to the Beeb.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9446 on: January 15, 2019, 02:49:05 pm »

Theresa May got defeated, HARD, 432 to 202. Said to be the biggest UK government defeat in modern history.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9447 on: January 15, 2019, 02:49:14 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9448 on: January 15, 2019, 02:51:25 pm »

Aaand Corbyn tabled a no confidence motion.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #9449 on: January 15, 2019, 02:51:46 pm »

Biggest government defeat in history, according to the Beeb.

In modern history at least, or in living memory.

Labor has also already announced a motion for a vote of no confidence.

Going by the BBC live feed, the DUP is backing the confidence vote, but I doubt that'll help much as I imagine that they probably voted for the deal that May just tried to do.

It also sounds like May will table another deal (which isn't much different) on monday? She's risking another massive no vote with that.

Also, the SNP is basically calling for a second referendum.
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