Reality! Heed my decree and make the very concept of daggers nonexistent!
[5] All daggers fade into the void.
Including the Dagger of Annihilation. Child's play for one endowed with such eldritch knowledge.
hell yeah, ok Force-feed a cat to Papaj via shoving a couple hundred down his throat with MAGIC
[5] Gathering a wave of cats, you throw them straight at PaPaj's mouth.
Stab dotecho with my dagger for shoving a cat up my throat
( Defense Roll ) [5] PaPaj, you manage to conjure up a shield that blocks the concentrated kitties from shoving themselves into your gullet. [1] Unfortunately, your dagger's gone to the ether. It'll take you a turn to get it back, meanwhile this pussycat-slinging wizard is still gunning for you.
Use my magic to throw the acid blob into the tavern/bar/whatever with Yoink inside of it.
If successful, use my magic to heal my head's injuries and regrow the various tissues.
After that, conjure Jetpack Of Unlimited Fuel and put it on.
Fly to Somalia.
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The acidic creature is flung away, telekinetically, so you don't continually burn yourself. Turning magic to your face, you not only completely heal your acid-burned tissues, you
gain the ability to melt anything you look at.Following that, you pluck a jetpack from thin air. It doesn't have entirely unlimited fuel, but this game doesn't really keep track of resources so for all intents and purposes it is.
You take off for Somalia. It'll take till next turn to get there.
"HMM. I REQUEST TRIBUTE IN THE FORM OF MAGICAL ARTIFACTS. THE MORE POWERFUL THE BETTER, THIS REALM'S INGENUITY INTRIGUES ME. BRING THEM TO ME WITHIN [3 TURNS] AND I SHALL REFRAIN FROM EATING EXISTENCE."
Float up into the sky and create a super fortress that's all eldritchy and stuff.
We shall try, Great Master. they say, before scurrying off into the void.
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We're back Great Master., after a moment of infinity.
We bring this strange blade that appeared from the material realm. It can cut and destroy ANYTHING. Yep,
it's the Dagger of Annihilation.You're gonna need a human to use it though. Apparently Eldritch Monstrosities have some limitations.
[6] Getting back to business, you float downwards into the sky and conjure a massive fortress made of dead stars, in the shape of your unknowable visage. It's fuckin bitchin.
open a portal to fallacyofurist coffee store
There's already a portal.
You step through, just so we can move this plot forward.
Magic healing. Do it. To myself.
[6] You supercharge your body's immune system with magic. Not only are all of your wounds healed, but you automatically heal any injury not caused by magical damage.
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