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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5265 on: January 31, 2023, 02:02:04 am »

The player can only see those small creatures if they buy the DF branded small critter spotting googles for six easy payments of 69.99!

The 69.99 is, of course, payable only in dwarfbucks.
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« Reply #5266 on: January 31, 2023, 03:32:03 pm »

how much dwarfbucks would you pay for forgotten beast action figures ?
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« Reply #5267 on: January 31, 2023, 09:37:07 pm »

how much dwarfbucks would you pay for forgotten beast action figures ?

That's a tough question to answer, seeing as there are several limited edition series with each one more expensive than the last.

And don't get me started on the multiple, incredibly rare night creature collections (with separate series for night trolls, bogeymen, werebeasts, and experiments).
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« Reply #5268 on: January 31, 2023, 10:09:11 pm »

Iím curious.  I know about 2D AI-generated art, but is there something similar for 3D artwork?

If there is, someone needs to write a script to take an FB description, run it through one of these programs, and then send it to a 3D printer.
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« Reply #5269 on: February 01, 2023, 01:49:36 am »

Now we need to be able to pay real money to by dwarfbucks so lazy people don't have to work for them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5270 on: February 01, 2023, 12:22:37 pm »

And implement a system of lootbox gambling in the HFS by having random rewards available for purchase with dwarfbux.

Of course you can't carry those rewards with you into a new fort or new world. Gotta buy new ones
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« Reply #5271 on: February 01, 2023, 02:37:31 pm »

Of course you can't take your rewards, it is a scam! Your foray into the HFS casino ends up with you tied in torture chamber wondering wth there are chickens everywhere.

err I mean, it is good to be bad, HFS should have a dungeon heart to capture, we should have an 'hand of evil' to slap some dwarf silly every now and then

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« Reply #5272 on: February 10, 2023, 12:10:02 am »

Toady One should hand over all future development of Dwarf Fortress to an AI.
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« Reply #5273 on: February 10, 2023, 12:22:03 am »

Said AI should be fed on nothing more than the various devblogs published by Toady over the years.
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« Reply #5274 on: February 10, 2023, 01:02:15 am »

Iím curious.  I know about 2D AI-generated art, but is there something similar for 3D artwork?

If there is, someone needs to write a script to take an FB description, run it through one of these programs, and then send it to a 3D printer.

Or plug in the description for Planepacked.
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« Reply #5275 on: February 10, 2023, 02:28:21 am »

You know what would make the forum better, if we replaced every member with an AI that was trained using the posts by the member they're replacing.
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« Reply #5276 on: February 10, 2023, 02:41:36 am »

You know what would make the forum better, if we replaced every member with an AI that was trained using the posts by the member they're replacing.
Starting with Scoops Novel...  whoops, too late!

(Seriously on another forum, and pre-ChatGPT, someone used some advanced form of Markov-chaining based upon everyone's contributions. I really identified with 'my' version, which seemed to really keep faith with my style.. But I don't think that news will surprise many people who read me much.)
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« Reply #5277 on: February 10, 2023, 07:09:52 am »

You know what would make the forum better, if we replaced every member with an AI that was trained using the posts by the member they're replacing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5278 on: February 10, 2023, 03:01:58 pm »

Dwarves use the corpses of toads, giant toads, and/or toad men as chairs.
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« Reply #5279 on: February 10, 2023, 03:13:08 pm »

Dwarves use other dwarves as furniture.
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