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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490083 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4125 on: January 26, 2022, 07:28:14 pm »

Entire elven forest retreats should exist as a single tree with a single trunk connecting it to the ground. The player should be able to cut these down in adventure mode, causing the entire site's population to fall to the ground and be smashed by falling logs.
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« Reply #4126 on: January 26, 2022, 09:06:01 pm »

Entire elven forest retreats should exist as a single tree with a single trunk connecting it to the ground. The player should be able to cut these down in adventure mode, causing the entire site's population to fall to the ground and be smashed by falling logs.

But, wouldn’t the falling logs kill the adventurer?  Better to light the trunk on fire and watch from a safe distance.
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« Reply #4127 on: January 27, 2022, 01:37:19 am »

But, wouldn’t the falling logs kill the adventurer?
Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4128 on: January 27, 2022, 08:27:02 am »

But, wouldn’t the falling logs kill the adventurer?
Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good!
Sacrifices must be made for Armok.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4129 on: January 27, 2022, 01:40:37 pm »

It's well-known that the "Slaves to Armok" title is obsolete, so therefore I propose that the title should be procedurally-generated based on a randomly-determined god of your most recently generated world.

"Slaves to Katol: God of Puppies"
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4130 on: January 27, 2022, 02:30:08 pm »

I like that suggestion. That's a good idea.

The bay12 banner can include a rotating list of the best ones too
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« Reply #4131 on: January 27, 2022, 02:49:47 pm »

I like that suggestion. That's a good idea.

The bay12 banner can include a rotating list of the best ones too

How does bay12 know what titles are being generated on individual users machines?
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« Reply #4132 on: January 27, 2022, 03:42:40 pm »

How does bay12 know what titles are being generated on individual users machines?

By adding spyware to DF of course. Grab their browsing history and CC info too while they're at it.

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« Reply #4133 on: January 28, 2022, 03:14:39 am »

The banner should also periodically include credit card and social security numbers.
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« Reply #4134 on: January 28, 2022, 11:05:59 am »

The banner should occasionally show usernames you have used in the past and on other computers, just to let you know that all of your historic internet account usage has been linked in some database.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4135 on: January 28, 2022, 04:22:38 pm »

When dealing with divination dices the player should choose any of it's potential outcomes manually considering how much savescumming people tend to involve so they won't have to generate new worlds.
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« Reply #4136 on: January 28, 2022, 07:38:04 pm »

The ability to manipulate the outcomes of dice rolls and games should be a divine gift from gods of gambling and trickery
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4137 on: January 29, 2022, 04:49:08 am »

[GOOD] token for elves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4138 on: January 29, 2022, 03:50:28 pm »

[GOOD] token for elves.

That's not a terrible suggestion, per se.

Make it so [GOOD] token overrides biome restraints.  Good glacier? Put the elves there.

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« Reply #4139 on: January 29, 2022, 07:19:30 pm »

Borders in the game should be marked by pelts.
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