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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649789 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8235 on: November 11, 2016, 03:58:11 pm »
mine the surrounding rock, make furniture out of the rock, then fill the room with furniture.
WWUD if he was teleported to Discworld?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8236 on: November 12, 2016, 06:55:00 am »
Join his fellow dwarfs and talk about how horrible elves are, mine a bit, and eat rat, which tastes better then plump helmet. But only with ketchup.
Wwud if he was in Moria?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8237 on: November 12, 2016, 07:52:25 am »
"You dug too deep"

WWUD if he was reclaiming Erebor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8238 on: November 12, 2016, 10:51:01 am »
Explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, ans explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, and explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, Explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, ans explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, and explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, Explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, ans explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, and explore a bit and rebuild the fort up until the point where the dragon comes back to eat them. Then reclaim it again, then give up.
Wwud if he was living in boatmurdered?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8239 on: November 12, 2016, 12:15:52 pm »
Attempt to be badass and survive, but fail and burn alive in magma.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8240 on: November 14, 2016, 03:27:27 pm »
Achive chim for unknown reasons, cast gods down from the sky, create his own afterworld system. (dwarves go to the great mountainhome in the earth, where one could meet and speak with the glorious Armok, humans go through an eternal cycle of reincarnation, and elves go straight to hell)

Ww another U do if he was going down the 12,000 steps to the glorious mountainhome in the ground, where he could feast on food, fight with other dwarves, laugh at elves drowning in the magma sea, but before he can get there there is the Carp demigod to test one's strength?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8241 on: November 14, 2016, 10:22:34 pm »
Murder it with an axe.
WWUD if he entered our world at the time of the 1950's?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8242 on: November 15, 2016, 01:24:57 am »
Quote from: Asin on November 14, 2016, 10:22:34 pm
Murder it with an axe.
WWUD if he entered our world at the time of the 1950's?
Start a FTW machine arms race and not label the levers.

WWUD if he was the mayor of SimCity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8243 on: November 15, 2016, 02:13:09 am »
mandate construction of keyboards

wwud with an artifact zinc chain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8244 on: November 15, 2016, 07:46:46 am »
Strangle goblins and elves alike.
WWUD if he was the representative for his fort at some sort of "peace negotiation commitee"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8245 on: November 15, 2016, 05:24:41 pm »
Enjoy wide popular support, but the overseer never even notices him since most players don't care much about what their dwarves think unless they're about to go insane.

WWUD at a stoplight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8246 on: November 16, 2016, 05:51:44 am »
Worship the magma contained within it, and cit it down when it turns into leaves.
Wwud in Orzammar as a casteless?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8247 on: November 22, 2016, 03:10:11 am »
Get drunk and go magma-swimming. Pretty much like in any other fort.

What Would Urist Do if the TARDIS landed in the middle of the food stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8248 on: November 22, 2016, 10:23:36 am »
think it's a relative of the bronze colossus and hit it repeatedly with his named short sword.
WWUD if he got inside the TARDIS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8249 on: November 22, 2016, 11:12:14 am »
Quote from: pikachu17 on November 22, 2016, 10:23:36 am
think it's a relative of the bronze colossus and hit it repeatedly with his named short sword.
WWUD if he got inside the TARDIS?
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