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[Rolan7]

Who is the most patient dictator?

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Stalin

Yeah, Stalin wasn't actually rushin'!

[Loud Whispers]

Yeah, Stalin wasn't actually rushin'!

Really Putin the terrible in the terrible jokes thread

[zhijinghaofromchina]

One of my classmates is a fan of music ,however ,he did not like enjoying others' music but to write music and sing it on his own.But to be frankly his song were not the music from the heaven but just like the music from the hell that makes you feeling that someone has dead.
One day he asks his friends to write some word for his music but he uses a terrible joke . He was troubled with the hereditary aphthous stomatitis that can not be cured , but he told the targets that he got a mouth cancer on his LIPS,when his targets were shocked ,he get to tell his order.
That is truly a terrible joke

[Great Order]

Better spoken than written, and a bit dirty.

How does a woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

[Loud Whispers]

Liquor? No, I hardly knew her

[Starver]

Some people obsess over collecting stamps, but I say you'll get more pleasure and profit from classic movie posters. You've just got to look at the bigger picture...

[Loud Whispers]

Some people obsess over collecting stamps, but I say you'll get more pleasure and profit from classic movie posters. You've just got to look at the bigger picture...

Nah, collect paper money instead. Each one is note worthy

[TD1]

Dear god

[Bumber]

Why are hemolymph transfusions easier in bees? They've all got type "Bee".

[Starver]

Positive?

[Kagus]

Yes, I'm sure of it.

[Starver]

When they come around Guising, tomorrow night, the local children will have to brush past large cobwebs, avoid the half-buried zombies, dodge the dangling skeleton and endure the spiders wafting to and fro in from the mist-shrouded branches that encroach upon the path lit only by an eerie green glow that appears at the same time the sound of cackling hags and howls and snarls of numerous ravenous vulpine creatures. If they're brave enough to knock at my front door, it will open with an ominous creek and they'll be face to face with a ghoulish figure who looks half dead and will stare at them with his malevolent glowing red eyes, holding some object or other that looks like it has come straight from a local abbatoir, unwashed.

And I also haven't bothered to get any treats, so it's a good job I've not spent any time cleaning and decorating.

[Frumple]

Halloween decor most based: "Released hundreds of snakes in yard at first sign of children, locked door, took nap"

[Eric Blank]

That's so cruel to those poor snakes though.

[Egan_BW]

Use a swarm of mosquitos instead.