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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #855 on: August 26, 2014, 12:52:28 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on August 26, 2014, 12:44:11 am
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My favourite was outside a pub:

There are two people in this world: Those that like bacon, and those that are wrong.
Oh so very true.
Preaching to the choir mate.
Yeah, why are you trying to preach in the middle of choir practice?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #856 on: August 26, 2014, 02:19:01 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on August 26, 2014, 12:52:28 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on August 26, 2014, 12:44:11 am
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:30:32 pm
Quote from: greatorder on August 25, 2014, 08:29:09 pm
My favourite was outside a pub:

There are two people in this world: Those that like bacon, and those that are wrong.
Oh so very true.
Preaching to the choir mate.
Yeah, why are you trying to preach in the middle of choir practice?
I don't get it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #857 on: August 26, 2014, 02:33:16 am »
What do you call an infection that makes you sound like an exasperated internet message (e.g. ERRRMAGAAAHD I GOTAT GTE HOEM TOO MAEK DINNAR)

A "staaaahp" infection
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #858 on: August 26, 2014, 07:39:36 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on August 26, 2014, 12:52:28 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on August 26, 2014, 12:44:11 am
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2014, 08:30:32 pm
Quote from: greatorder on August 25, 2014, 08:29:09 pm
My favourite was outside a pub:

There are two people in this world: Those that like bacon, and those that are wrong.
Oh so very true.
Preaching to the choir mate.
Yeah, why are you trying to preach in the middle of choir practice?
I get to call the choir director at my church out on preaching to the choir on multiple occasions.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #859 on: August 26, 2014, 09:00:24 am »
Quote from: greatorder on August 26, 2014, 05:51:05 am
7/5 people can't do fractions.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #860 on: August 26, 2014, 09:16:47 am »
Q.) What do you call a rapper who unblocks yoir colon
A.) Eminenema
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #861 on: August 26, 2014, 06:45:06 pm »
I cannot pronounce it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #862 on: August 26, 2014, 09:30:57 pm »
"Doctor, doctor, I've got carrots growing out of my ears!"
"Well, how did that happen?"
"I don't know, I planted onions!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #863 on: August 27, 2014, 01:47:29 am »
Why was the archaeologist depressed?
Because his career was in ruins.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #864 on: August 27, 2014, 02:12:39 am »
Q.) Why did the chicken cross the r0ad?
A.) It was the quickest route to get it from the slaughterhouse to the supermarket.

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Q.) Why did the psychic medium kill herself?
A.) To get to the other side.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #865 on: August 27, 2014, 11:35:13 pm »
How does the Japanese man rob the bank?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #866 on: August 28, 2014, 01:57:24 am »

Quote from: Bohandas on August 26, 2014, 09:16:47 am
Q.) What do you call a rapper who unblocks yoir colon
A.) Eminenema
Quote from: Pufferfish on August 26, 2014, 06:45:06 pm
I cannot pronounce it.

It's a portmanteau of "Eminem" and "enema", if that helps.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #867 on: August 28, 2014, 09:39:42 pm »
Em - In - En - I*m* - A
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #868 on: August 29, 2014, 02:08:41 am »
Q.) What do you call a fish that raps about secondhand merchandise?
A.) Mackerelmore
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #869 on: August 29, 2014, 03:37:56 am »
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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