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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1950 on: March 18, 2015, 03:35:45 pm »
Augh.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1951 on: March 18, 2015, 03:38:53 pm »
The second is a play on Jews and Gentiles. No idea on the first.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1952 on: March 18, 2015, 03:42:21 pm »
Very wealthy transsexual prostitute, I think it's supposed to imply.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1953 on: March 18, 2015, 03:48:33 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 18, 2015, 03:42:21 pm
Very wealthy transsexual prostitute, I think it's supposed to imply.
No, he means Bohandas' first joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1954 on: March 18, 2015, 03:48:51 pm »
Talking about a single post here, Eric.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1955 on: March 18, 2015, 04:06:56 pm »
you've gotta remember that "blumpkin" kind of sounds like "pumpkin"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1956 on: March 18, 2015, 04:14:37 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on March 18, 2015, 03:35:45 pm
Augh.
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Jesus Christ how horrifying.
Thank god I read these before I googled it. Dat's nasty.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1957 on: March 21, 2015, 02:24:02 pm »
http://www.sheepjokes.co.uk/home/

I hope showing other people's jokes isn't against the thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1958 on: March 22, 2015, 03:24:08 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1959 on: March 22, 2015, 05:20:46 am »
So I heard this joke from a lab assistant yesterday.

Spoiler: Kinda rapey (click to show/hide)

I can't remember why she blurted that one out, I think someone was joking about forcing someone to partner with them for the lab excercises we were doing.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1960 on: March 22, 2015, 05:44:30 am »
Spoiler: Definitely rapey (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1961 on: March 22, 2015, 11:14:34 am »
Spoiler: Incredibly rapey, and horrible (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1962 on: March 22, 2015, 11:25:31 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1963 on: March 22, 2015, 09:35:42 pm »
A terrible joke? Arnold as Mr. Freeze when he screams, "Looks like it's a FREEEEEEZE out!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1964 on: March 22, 2015, 10:55:21 pm »
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 22, 2015, 09:35:42 pm
A terrible joke? Arnold as Mr. Freeze when he screams, "Looks like it's a FREEEEEEZE out!"

That whole movie is a terrible joke
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