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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 661124 times)

Comrade P.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1965 on: March 22, 2015, 11:35:19 pm »
Quote from: bahihs on March 22, 2015, 10:55:21 pm
Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 22, 2015, 09:35:42 pm
A terrible joke? Arnold as Mr. Freeze when he screams, "Looks like it's a FREEEEEEZE out!"
That whole movie is a terrible joke

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1966 on: March 23, 2015, 08:44:21 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1967 on: March 23, 2015, 08:55:28 am »
Computers are like air conditioning. They work fine until you open Windows.

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Why doesn't Hungary take Turkey? Too much Greece
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1968 on: March 23, 2015, 09:42:12 am »
In honor of Emmy Noether, women's rights.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1969 on: March 23, 2015, 10:15:41 am »
How many peas can you put in an empty glass?

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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1970 on: March 23, 2015, 10:17:45 am »
I thought you said priests, and was expecting the answer to be nun.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1971 on: March 23, 2015, 10:19:45 am »
Couldn't you put two or more in simultaneously or something?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1972 on: March 23, 2015, 10:22:39 am »
More like peauw62... goddamnit.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1973 on: March 23, 2015, 11:02:45 am »
Here's a grim one:

How come a large share of soviet population was raised by couples of the same sex?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1974 on: March 23, 2015, 11:16:20 am »
Quote from: bahihs on March 23, 2015, 09:42:12 am
In honor of Emmy Noether, women's rights.
I don't get it. Something about ideals?
Quote from: Comrade P. on March 23, 2015, 11:02:45 am
How come a large share of soviet population was raised by siblings of the same sex?
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This one too - isn't this just pretty much a historical fact?
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1975 on: March 23, 2015, 11:43:10 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 23, 2015, 11:16:20 am
Quote from: Comrade P. on March 23, 2015, 11:02:45 am
How come a large share of soviet population was raised by siblings of the same sex?
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This one too - isn't this just pretty much a historical fact?

A joke mocking lgbt intolerant ones, in a context I heard it. One of a few, if not the only, I liked.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1976 on: March 23, 2015, 12:24:02 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on March 23, 2015, 10:19:45 am
Couldn't you put two or more in simultaneously or something?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1977 on: March 23, 2015, 12:38:49 pm »
What do you call a skeleton that makes phone calls?

a boner.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1978 on: March 23, 2015, 12:59:15 pm »
Why I dont use Macintoshes? They have worms inside of them.
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1979 on: March 23, 2015, 01:26:28 pm »
Quote from: Comrade P. on March 23, 2015, 11:02:45 am
Here's a grim one:

How come a large share of soviet population was raised by siblings of the same sex?
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"Siblings" is brothers/sisters. The context-fitting term you were looking for is "couples". (Though in the rendition I heard it was "same-sex partners").
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