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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1980 on: March 23, 2015, 01:36:23 pm »
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Quote from: Comrade P. on March 23, 2015, 11:02:45 am
Here's a grim one:

How come a large share of soviet population was raised by siblings of the same sex?
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"Siblings" is brothers/sisters. The context-fitting term you were looking for is "couples". (Though in the rendition I heard it was "same-sex partners").

Okay, I'll remember that. Thanks.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1981 on: March 23, 2015, 01:40:18 pm »
Yeah, that makes much more sense.

I thought it was like "Orphaned by WW2, older brothers and sisters had to raise their younger kin."

Hence why it sounded factual and not an "anti-joke," a joke that is funny because you're expecting a joke/pun but instead get something deliberately unfunny.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1982 on: March 23, 2015, 02:17:01 pm »
What do you call a black person on the moon?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1983 on: March 23, 2015, 02:43:05 pm »
What do you call a letter on your phone?

An apple: because, y'know. That's what App-L sounds like.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1984 on: March 23, 2015, 05:01:15 pm »
It's actually blackstronaut.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1985 on: March 23, 2015, 07:55:05 pm »
It's actually Tupac on his moon base.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1986 on: March 23, 2015, 08:26:14 pm »
Quote from: Objective on March 23, 2015, 07:55:05 pm
It's actually Tupac on his moon base.

Oh no. What are these mental images?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1987 on: March 23, 2015, 10:42:34 pm »
It's apparently an incubus from homestuck or something john!incubus or something like that? Madness.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1988 on: March 23, 2015, 11:43:06 pm »
there aren't any incubus in a Homestuck, unless the character is modified.
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« Reply #1989 on: March 23, 2015, 11:50:58 pm »
Quote from: technicallyAdventurer on March 23, 2015, 11:43:06 pm
there aren't any incubus in a Homestuck, unless the character is modified.
It's an AU from an artist. They also wrote a bunch of really hot fanfic about it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1990 on: March 24, 2015, 01:38:25 am »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1991 on: March 24, 2015, 08:56:54 am »
Why were the people from Pompeii always calm?

They went with the flow(s).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1992 on: March 24, 2015, 09:15:29 am »
Would make a better tsunami joke, for the heartless.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1993 on: March 25, 2015, 03:14:04 am »
Why were the.. uh... Japan... um...

Shit, I can't do that. It's too terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1994 on: March 25, 2015, 08:22:39 am »
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

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