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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 108996 times)

drilltooth

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2565 on: October 18, 2018, 10:41:36 pm »
combine with a snare trap to recreate the "bricklayer workman's comp claim" copypasta.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2566 on: October 19, 2018, 04:20:47 am »
Leave him in a room with actial sick people. Bury the bodies afterwards.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2567 on: October 19, 2018, 09:45:32 am »
Have the miners breach HFS and have !!FUN!!


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« Reply #2568 on: October 19, 2018, 10:06:28 am »
Wad it up and shove it down somebodies throat so they choke.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2569 on: October 19, 2018, 08:28:44 pm »
Everything important about you has been written on paper.  But a sheet containing your sum total of existence would be far too long.
You'd need to segment the record somehow.
Cut it along certain lines.
With scissors.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2570 on: October 21, 2018, 11:47:20 pm »
Your lord makes a legitimate demand of your levy.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2571 on: October 22, 2018, 01:34:51 am »
Use it to send viruses.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2572 on: October 22, 2018, 07:01:52 am »
Have them poison all the aid supplies that are for the people they are helping. (Not sure if you meant International Rescue Committee or Internet Relay Chat so I went with the fist one.)

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2573 on: November 07, 2018, 05:30:54 pm »
Raise taxes to the point of starvation or rioting.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2574 on: November 07, 2018, 05:38:41 pm »
Osha, a wildling woman from George R.R. Martin's ASOIAF series, can probably handle a bow or a club. It's like you weren't even trying.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2575 on: November 07, 2018, 06:04:55 pm »
Anarchy.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2576 on: November 07, 2018, 06:31:21 pm »
*squeeze*

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King Zultan

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« Reply #2577 on: November 08, 2018, 06:10:58 am »
Use the concept of violence to harm your enemies.

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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2578 on: November 08, 2018, 07:05:09 am »
Send it flying at someone.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #2579 on: November 08, 2018, 09:24:42 am »
Douse it in poison and make someone lick it




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Quote from: syvarris on November 08, 2017, 02:23:44 pm
Yeah, there's plenty of information out there, but you don't need that information to form an opinion and then defend it to the death.
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Hey, don't be like that. Your life never had any meaning in the first place!
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