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[Loud Whispers]

imagine my shock

[hector13]

In a bar of all places too.

edit: oh wait no he’s genuinely an idiot.

Slaton released a statement that read, in part: "The events of this past weekend were horrifying and show a disturbing trend in which perverted adults are obsessed with sexualizing young children. As a father of two young children, I would never take my children to a drag show and I know Speaker Dade Phelan and the rest of my Republican colleagues wouldn't either."

He added that he's looking forward to "authoring legislation to defend kids from being subjected to drag shows and other inappropriate events."

Buffoonery.

[EuchreJack]

Slaton released a statement that read, in part: "I would never take my children to a drag show and I know Speaker Dade Phelan and the rest of my Republican colleagues wouldn't either."

It's probably inappropriate that I find this funny, but I keep reading this as "Slaton & his Republican colleagues are adamant that they only go to drag shows alone"
I guess, if you're hiding it from your wife and kids, that is a solid move.  Nice touch how he makes sure his kids aren't invited.

[EuchreJack]

So this irritates me:
Google/Youtube knows what I do for a living...

[hector13]

So this irritates me:
Google/Youtube knows what I do for a living...

Google probably knows when you had your last bowel movement.

[Il Palazzo]

Plot twist: EJ actually works for Google. He just gets irrationally irritated whenever he gets a pay check. Double twist: his job is to find out what people do for a living.

[brewer bob]

So this irritates me:
Google/Youtube knows what I do for a living...

Google probably knows when you had your last bowel movement.

But can it predict the next ones?

[EuchreJack]

So this irritates me:
Google/Youtube knows what I do for a living...

Google probably knows when you had your last bowel movement.

But can it predict the next ones?

Only Amazon can do that

[None]

it is with slight concern that I conclude that literally nobody else calls the fruits you collect in crash bandicoot "papayas"

yes they're wumpa fruits or whatever, but they've always been papayas as my family knew it and google has no goddamn clue so i guess they're not actually papayas

[Frumple]

If it makes you feel any better, the Bandicoot themed energy powder has papaya fruit powder in it.

...

though looking at a wumpa fruit those things look more like peaches anyway, so, uh

[King Zultan]

I've only played one of the games and I could never figure out why they'd want all those fruits, I mean wouldn't you get sick of the things after a bit?

[Kagus]

I've only played one of the games and I could never figure out why they'd want all those fruits, I mean wouldn't you get sick of the things after a bit?

Crash is basically just a hummingbird, and requires an enormous, constant intake of sugars in order to fuel their energy consumption.

[lemon10]

Actual doctors appointment yesterday: "I'm not a psychologist and maybe your symptoms are due to stress".
Ugh, fuck off doc, it isn't all psychosomatic.

[King Zultan]

Went out to check on the fencing I've been working on for the past few weeks to find that I have to redo part of it that I've already had to redo because these horses are a bunch of cunts that won't leave the fucking thing alone long enough to finish it, and I still haven't hit the half way point because of these bastards.


*urge to punch horses in their stupid faces rising*

[Eric Blank]

I know how you feel. Had to fix the fence the other day because the deer took it out, one of the mares was out eating the neighbors lawn. All our mares are fence crawlers, electric fence mandatory. Ducky's dumb ass gets himself caught in the fence if he tries to crawl through, so he just stands there and winnies at them to come back

Can you set up a small corral to pen them in for a few days while you get the fence up? We've had to do that too