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[☼Obsidian Short Sword☼]

Worse, tooth pixies will spread teeth across the map, just thousands of teeth every season. Everywhere.

And these are forbidden (and can't be claimed by the player) until a dwarf claims them as their own and stores them in their room.

Dwarves get unhappy thoughts when they don't own every single teeth.

[King Zultan]

Worse, tooth pixies will spread teeth across the map, just thousands of teeth every season. Everywhere.

And these are forbidden (and can't be claimed by the player) until a dwarf claims them as their own and stores them in their room.

Dwarves get unhappy thoughts when they don't own every single teeth.

Dwarves that were unable to clam any teeth will go around and punch the teeth out of other dwarves and clam them.

[Eric Blank]

Dwarves will be forced to fight giant clams for the prized teeth

[Bumber]

Socks grow on trees and dwarves will get stuck after climbing to obtain them.

Socks grow on dwarves.

[brewer bob]

Socks grow on dwarves.

And dwarves grow on socks, creating a sort of dwarf-sock fractal that goes on and on.

[jipehog]

Fractality! Flawless Victory!

Mortal mandate: socks.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Nobles should occasionally make mandates that can only by fulfilled by killing sentients.

[jipehog]

Gods should occasionally make mandates that will afflict nobles

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Socks grow on dwarves.

And dwarves grow on socks, creating a sort of dwarf-sock fractal that goes on and on.

The sock goes ever on and on, down from the dwarf where it began...

[King Zultan]

Its socks all the way down!

[A_Curious_Cat]

There should be pillars of socks, extending from as up in the sky as you can go, piercing the earth, and reaching down through the bottomless pits.

[Uthimienure]

DF is just one huge sock, all living creatures are simulated by the parasites thereon or in.

[jipehog]

Yes sock, all kids love sock. It is better than log. It's better than bad it is good.

It is actually not bad idea for kids without toys playing with sock puppets.
Edit: welcome to DFs muppet show.

[Resmisal]

Achievements.

That's it.

That's the post.

[Salmeuk]

now, achievements would be regrettable, further trope-ifying the naturally messy (yet beautiful) edifice of the DF player experience, however...

sock-based achievements? I would try that on for size in a heartbeat.

Lose a dwarf to goblin siege while they are hauling a sock(%99.8 of players have this achievement)
Have a dwarf go melancholic or berserk because they are missing a single sock(%34 of players have this achievement)
Produce over 1000 socks, accidentally, because you left a job on repeat(%5.8 of players have this achievement)
Never make a single sock for 10 years(%2.1 of players have this achievement)