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Author Topic: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Trust-o-nomics Edition  (Read 3556732 times)

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32925 on: February 24, 2014, 02:47:33 pm »

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32926 on: February 24, 2014, 03:22:03 pm »

Apparently some of the seniors went on a trip to Spain over vacation with the Spanish teacher.
They went to an art museum.
Saw some small children.
One was surprised they could speak Spanish.
Look carefully at the first sentence.

Maybe they were expecting Catalan.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32927 on: February 24, 2014, 03:38:03 pm »


Like seriously. What the actual fuuudge. I mean, I'm sure there are people who need this, but for crying out loud this is absurd. :I
Reposted from WTF thread because it fits quite comfortably here too. :I
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32928 on: February 24, 2014, 03:53:52 pm »

Sorry to hear you're in a bad situation, Twi. Do you happen to know if your parents signed paperwork saying the guards could commit assault on your person (unwanted touching is 4th degree assault in many jurisdictions) and imprison you under threat of force for minor disobedience? Because that's sure not a thing anywhere else.

All of my advice would be shanking-related and would get you into more trouble than you're in now. And also cement everyone's opinion of you being in this alternative school. I guess my best advice would be to put your head down and try to get through it, and document any abuse you suffer or see happening.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32929 on: February 24, 2014, 04:00:40 pm »

Sorry to hear you're in a bad situation, Twi. Do you happen to know if your parents signed paperwork saying the guards could commit assault on your person (unwanted touching is 4th degree assault in many jurisdictions) and imprison you under threat of force for minor disobedience? Because that's sure not a thing anywhere else.

All of my advice would be shanking-related and would get you into more trouble than you're in now. And also cement everyone's opinion of you being in this alternative school. I guess my best advice would be to put your head down and try to get through it, and document any abuse you suffer or see happening.

I recall we had a discussion along the lines of what's here a while ago. And same, my impulse is stab the fuck out of people responsible for shit like that, so cannot do much in terms of advice.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32930 on: February 24, 2014, 04:05:35 pm »

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32932 on: February 24, 2014, 04:18:40 pm »

So, it's time for me to rile up attention about this bullshit and/or lawyer it up.

Any suggestions for where to post for the first one?
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32933 on: February 24, 2014, 04:20:53 pm »

Me: Okay, whats the next problem math?
Math: Find the derivative of <sqrt(2)t,et,e-t>!
Me: Done, that was easy, next step?
Math: Divide it by its magnitude!
Me: Done, bit harder but its done, next?
Math: Find the derivative of that!
Me: Urg, annoying but doable.... Done, yuck that's ugly. Whats the next problem math?
Math: Not so fast, you have to divide that whole mess by its new magnitude!
Me: Godamnit math. Not cool. Hurm, lets see how the hell do I get that magnitude in a simple form without having to expand it? ... If I simplify it here will that work?
Math: Nope!
Me: Here?
Math: Nope!
Me: Here, or here or here?
Math: Nope! Nope! Nope! You have to do it the long way that will take probably another half hour! Have fun!
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32934 on: February 24, 2014, 04:30:10 pm »

So, it's time for me to rile up attention about this bullshit and/or lawyer it up.

Any suggestions for where to post for the first one?
I wouldn't draw attention to it in school prison. (I'm assuming you're a minor, here) If your parents are likely to be receptive, talk to them about it. Else, discreetly contact some child protection agencies and local law enforcement about it. Document everything. I wouldn't go lawyering just yet.
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32935 on: February 24, 2014, 04:59:10 pm »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,
Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.
That goes for everyone else, too.

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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32936 on: February 24, 2014, 05:01:23 pm »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,
Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.
That goes for everyone else, too.
:)
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32937 on: February 24, 2014, 05:54:41 pm »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,
Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.
That goes for everyone else, too.
:)
I fear the day when Bay12 finally rises. I truly do. *hugs Twi*
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32938 on: February 24, 2014, 05:56:59 pm »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,
Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.
That goes for everyone else, too.
:)
I fear the day when Bay12 finally rises. I truly do. *hugs Twi*
* Twi hugs back. C:
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Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: Portlandia Edition
« Reply #32939 on: February 24, 2014, 06:32:54 pm »

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Twi,
Always remember that you've got a bunch of people sitting behind computer screens hoping that everything goes well for you.
That goes for everyone else, too.
:)
I fear the day when Bay12 finally rises. I truly do. *hugs Twi*
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