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[Xanmyral]

...Dammit, I didn't think I'd ever need this thread. I've been proven wrong.

Spoiler: Narcissistic Quotes (click to show/hide)

DAMMIT XANMYRAL THAT'S MY GOD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD

XANMYRAL YOU ARE THE BEST

Spoiler: Exploits of Adventurers (click to show/hide)

We won't even have to fight after this. We'll just have to mention what happened during our last fight and they'll decide it wasn't such a good idea.

"Listen, I'm sure you're very cunning and ferocious bandits and all, but the last time we got in a fight, we accidentally invoked the gods and destroyed half of a large town. I'm pretty sure none of us wants anything like that to ever happen again, so let's just pretend you warned us about highwaymen and didn't try to rob us, and we'll be on our way."

Human / Abominable Quadriplanar Undulating Outsider, anyone?

MAINSTREAM
SIDHE/SILK CARPET
HUMAN/ARMCHAIR

"I view objects as women. Yesterday, I fucked a lamp."

"So long as it's consentual."

Sooo, Uyali's covens are like frat houses?

With diseases and mutations and such. Imagine a themed party of "Grow your own clothes from assorted deadly fungi" where people communicate by waging biological/chemical warfare and emitting assorted fluids.

...so yeah, pretty much exactly like a frat house.

My Games
Survival At Its Finest: Pretty dead. Will hopefully bring back to life someday.
Fire Emblem on Forums: Arrested Respite: Flailing at GMing again, hopefully this time with better results.

Random Stuff
" ... I guess it's better that way. ... "

"And with this sigged a corrupt and rancid universe has finally been laid to rest, to know peace through blessed nothingness."

[Xantalos]

Hehehehe.

[Cheesecake]

I think it's high time I started one.

Spoiler: Bay 12 Sigs (click to show/hide)

((I say we go along with the manticore's plan, if only so we have a chance of dieing and ending this acid trip))
To the cellar! Also, try to find a straightjacket for Cheescake, because judging by this chapter, he is absolutely insane.

WAAAAGH. WAAAAAAAAGH never changes.

Wimper. Cry. BURN. BURN ALL OF THEM WITH ME.

This turned into a shitstorm.

No, my fire! Get your own swath of jungle to incinerate!

 

On second thought, due to how amusing it is, I suppose ill allow you to avoid the penalty this way.

So just because rolling down a hill is amusing, you'll let him not be penalized?
*looks back at all the pain Tim has received*
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

((Yeah, you're right. The only Blacks and Latinos in this type of movie would be indigenous tribesmen that go "HUNGA-DUNGA-PUNGA" and make sacrifices to the sky God. Horror logic wouldn't work at all, for example, in a horror movie if you're a pretty busty blonde girl you'll live to the sequel, but in this genre you'll end up captive, and depending on the shock value of the work, raped/killed.

Best Advice: Be the protagonist.))

Dun dun dun! Plot twist!

TRY NIGHTMARE FUEL!

I found something that sums bay 12 up

Please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five.

You are such a badass Cheesecake.

-snip-

Sigged.

YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG

Sigged.

That was on purpose.

Sigged.

Spoiler: Quotes from outside Bay12 (click to show/hide)

"We could rule over them like gods! Angry gods...

"In my dream I was eating jasmine rice, but at the same time it was also brown rice, and also, it was my mother."

"Life is subjective!"

[mastahcheese]

I like how most of those quotes are from about 3 different people.

[monk12]

I like how Adventure Time features prominently in the outside Bay12 category.

[Cheesecake]

I love Adventure Time! And I haven't got that many sigs so.

[Maxinum McDreich]

I lasted two odd years without needing this... but no more!

I CLAIM THIS POST AS MY SIG TEXT! MAY IT BRING JOY TO THOSE WHO TAKE A GANDER!

Spoiler: SIGS! (click to show/hide)

We make for amazing heroes...

As in, "Amazingly, most of us are still alive!"

Well that's good then. I don't really understand SWAT, so I'm deffo taking your word for it. Being Scottish, I'm much more familiar with the SAS.

I believe you can find out all about SWAT here.

Bay12 class:

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:



No, Google, just coffee is fine.

What exactly is "fight sex"?

the first rule of fight sex is not to talk about fight sex.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Hopefully the first of many to come......It grows!

Just consider me a +1 to whatever plan grizzly suggests should I not specify; he seems reasonable.

'Grizzly, I found this rare artifact that can alter genetic structure on the organism level.  Imagine, billions of cells syncronizing with an alien harmony, resulting in a new creature with untapped potential.  Do you like it?'

'Well, I suppose I could beat a man to death with it . . .'

[Doomblade187]

Well, I never expected to need one of these, but now I do.

ANCIENT VIRGIN ACCIDENTALLY SACRIFICES GOD TO SUMMON HERO

I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.

You open your faceplate and watch the town burn as you eat a light lunch. This would go great with some fiddle music.

((WARNING:  Roll initiated.  Please take all precautionary measures and secure children.))

FTFY

We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.

I lost the game.

DANG IT DOOMBLADE YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

[Octobomb]

Behold my meager sig collection!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nah computer is all like no worries bro.  I can do this half asleep with my eyes closed while still running idle processes.

It's when you create a complex virtual 3 dimensional space and then tell it to stick one of those pictures on hundreds or thousands of individual planes, most of which must be fed through convoluted math problems to be skewed in such a way as to simulate being viewed at an angle.  All while handling code that it is being fed about a bullet's trajectory and calculating a number of parabolic arcs.

Then it may piss itself in terror.

I didn't know God played Halo.

did that french-canadian just wait them out or are you accusing them of setting things on fire on a regular basis

We have to die harder than Boatmurdered.

So is it like, eight bombs? Or a bomb that blows up eight times?

"OK men, the bomb has exploded. Let's go in and assess the damage."

*BOOM*

"Alright, it went off again. Probably won't happen a third time. Delta team, head in!"

*BOOM*

"*Sigh* Fine. Who do we have left? Ok greyshirts, grab some toolboxes and get in there."

*BOOM*


Meanwhile next door there's a bomb that goes off continuously. Has been for years.

I didn't know the fruit juice was spying on us too! Fruit juice! I trusted you!

[Ross Vernal]

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:

No, Google, just coffee is fine.

Wait.
Humans and fey can mate with anything.


NEXT CHARACTER HALFBREED SIDHE/PROTOZOAN

That might be more on the preparation side than the lubrication side.

[Karnewarrior]

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:



No, Google, just coffee is fine.

I like where google is heading.

[Persus13]

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:



No, Google, just coffee is fine.

So you can buy coffee and conduct human sex trafficking? Sounds like a place you'd want to stay away from.

[Steelmagic]

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:



No, Google, just coffee is fine.

What exactly is "fight sex"?

[Karnewarrior]

I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:



No, Google, just coffee is fine.

What exactly is "fight sex"?

the first rule of fight sex is not to talk about fight sex.