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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13575 on: April 13, 2017, 10:21:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13576 on: April 14, 2017, 07:11:42 am »

Time machines in the future are powered by cows.
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« Reply #13577 on: April 14, 2017, 10:51:59 am »

Time machines in the future are powered by cows.
I go theough the library of a living room we have, and read some Terry Pratchett.
I bake things. I'm nibbling on some fresh gingerbread as I type this.
I play games, of course.
I go for extremely long walks.
I go over to Elliot's place and we play cards.
I... Do work. Gahd, whoever invented homework is also who I'm one day going to kill...
... Did you know that time machines in the future are powered by cows?

Post Of The Thread, right here. Also relevant to the thread title to boot!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13578 on: April 14, 2017, 11:05:30 am »

My onii-sama would never allow an incest subplot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13579 on: April 14, 2017, 03:19:07 pm »

Time machines in the future are powered by cows.
I go theough the library of a living room we have, and read some Terry Pratchett.
I bake things. I'm nibbling on some fresh gingerbread as I type this.
I play games, of course.
I go for extremely long walks.
I go over to Elliot's place and we play cards.
I... Do work. Gahd, whoever invented homework is also who I'm one day going to kill...
... Did you know that time machines in the future are powered by cows?

Post Of The Thread, right here. Also relevant to the thread title to boot!
I was typing it, when I rembered the intense conversation that lead to it during a dog walk, and decided it was too good to miss.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13580 on: April 15, 2017, 05:49:42 am »

I was more referring to the fact that your quote was out of context even in your original post, and it's generally self-aggrandising to quote yourself in this thread, but whatever I guess.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13581 on: April 15, 2017, 12:38:06 pm »

It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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« Reply #13582 on: April 15, 2017, 03:01:57 pm »

scientists have tested him and gotten a reading of six millihitlers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13584 on: April 15, 2017, 07:43:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13585 on: April 15, 2017, 07:52:48 pm »

Thats not entirely unreasonable actually
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13586 on: April 15, 2017, 07:58:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13587 on: April 15, 2017, 08:45:57 pm »

Thats not entirely unreasonable actually

Reasoning:

  • The Easter Bunny is a mammal. The Easter Bunny lays eggs. Therefore, the Easter Bunny is a platypus.
  • The Easter Bunny is referred to as "he". The Easter Bunny lays eggs. Therefore, the Easter Bunny is transgender.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13588 on: April 15, 2017, 08:47:42 pm »

Wouldn't "hermaphrodite" be a more accurate term?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13589 on: April 15, 2017, 09:00:16 pm »

...Those are earlier horrible reasonings, and Akura makes more sense. >_>
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