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Darvi

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7905 on: June 27, 2014, 07:34:22 am »

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7906 on: June 27, 2014, 08:48:03 am »

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

Why does this keep happening to TERRIFIED thread of all things?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7907 on: June 27, 2014, 09:30:42 am »

How do you get drunk from having alcohol squirted into your anus.
I think one of the Darwin Award winners (or at least a nominee) died due to alcohol poisoning from taking it up the poop chute.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7908 on: June 27, 2014, 10:53:27 am »

It's definitely possible. Even if you eat/drink something, you don't actually absorb it until it reaches the intestine, so the only question is from which side do you get there. Well, and the hydrolysis of various large things into small things that can be absorbed only works the proper side up, but I digress.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7909 on: June 27, 2014, 11:54:26 am »

Aaaand the thread's crossed the TMI threshold.

Why does this keep happening to TERRIFIED thread of all things?
Because ponies.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7910 on: June 27, 2014, 11:59:09 am »

Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7911 on: June 27, 2014, 12:27:22 pm »

Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.

Doesn't that get you real drunk real quick?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7912 on: June 27, 2014, 12:48:57 pm »

I wasn't disapproving. Drunken saunas sound fun.
That does indeed sound rather fun.
...I've never actually been in a sauna. Dang.  :-\
I have, with a dude wot I cuddle.

... Was fun.

... That is all.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7913 on: June 27, 2014, 03:04:11 pm »

Because ponies.
You did it wrong!  >:(
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In Russian sauna, we sometimes pour beer on the hot rocks/metal plate/what have you.
I... Want to try this now. Huh.

Doesn't that get you real drunk real quick?
Nah. 'S just beer. You aren't supposed to use the whole bottle - just a cup or so to get that smell of baking bread.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7914 on: June 27, 2014, 07:01:55 pm »

You might also get a yeast infection in your lungs, through some sorcery.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7915 on: June 27, 2014, 07:03:51 pm »

You might also get a yeast infection in your lungs, through some sorcery.

Beware of the Ghost Beer, and it's hops flavoured doom!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7916 on: June 27, 2014, 07:16:56 pm »

Bemoan your fate through lungs stifled by the infecting Yeast! Bubble your last breath in foamy fountains of pain! Succumb to the Ghost Beer and be our sacrifice, lest it strikes again.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7917 on: June 27, 2014, 07:28:03 pm »

Well, you'd never pass a breathalyzer test again, that's for sure.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7918 on: June 27, 2014, 07:35:45 pm »

Bemoan your fate through lungs stifled by the infecting Yeast! Bubble your last breath in foamy fountains of pain! Succumb to the Ghost Beer and be our sacrifice, lest it strikes again.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #7919 on: June 27, 2014, 07:42:58 pm »

Wait, are we absolutely sure this would be a Ghost Beer and not a Beer Ghost?
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