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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649522 times)

Insanegame27

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7830 on: July 06, 2016, 07:40:58 am »
Urist interrupts press button: Throwing party


WWUD if he threw a party?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7831 on: July 06, 2016, 10:11:24 am »
Become confused when the table it was being held gets mysteriously de-constructed. And then get back to work.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7832 on: July 06, 2016, 12:09:20 pm »
Burn it.
WWUD if he was put in prison, at the perfect height to see the guards burning his sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7833 on: July 06, 2016, 01:04:42 pm »
Quote from: Imic on July 06, 2016, 12:09:20 pm
Burn it.
WWUD if he was put in prison, at the perfect height to see the guards burning his sock?
Urist cancels sanity, deconstructing bars, killing guards, and putting out sock.
WWUD if there was no water available, and no one modded in urine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7834 on: July 06, 2016, 08:20:10 pm »
Drink a nice cold glass of beer

WWUD if he bled beer instead of blood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7835 on: July 06, 2016, 10:44:15 pm »
Truly fear the night, cause vampires would be the least of his problems...

WWUD if his only drinkable options beside water were turnip wine and goblin blight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7836 on: July 08, 2016, 01:52:01 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on July 06, 2016, 10:44:15 pm
Truly fear the night, cause vampires would be the least of his problems...

WWUD if his only drinkable options beside water were turnip wine and goblin blight?
Drink turnip wine, then "accidently" turn the goblinblight into nobleblight
WWUD if the sheriff thought that urist was the one that killed the noble, and the noble had been giving him excellent wine
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7837 on: July 10, 2016, 05:03:17 am »
Punch him and have a drink of beer.
Wwud if the matter of the equilibrium was the same diameter of the sercumference of his mug of ale?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7838 on: July 10, 2016, 11:06:02 pm »
have no idea what you're talking about but drink his ale anyway.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7839 on: July 11, 2016, 06:48:14 pm »
Consider this new development in relation to how it affects his ability to finish this ale. Attempt to drink the ale a second time.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7840 on: July 11, 2016, 06:51:04 pm »
Spill their ale all over the floor in shock, cancel all their jobs and then watch helplessly as all their pet cats die from licking the spilt ale off of themselves.

What would Urist do if the library was filled with peregrine falcon men?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7841 on: July 12, 2016, 08:07:09 am »
Shush them. Barbaric animal-men, they don't know how to properly behave on a library.

WWUD if HE was shushed on the library?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7842 on: July 12, 2016, 09:17:09 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on July 12, 2016, 08:07:09 am
Shush them. Barbaric animal-men, they don't know how to properly behave on a library.

WWUD if HE was shushed on the library?
Quite down. Wouldn't want to upset the vampire librarian, would he
WWUD if he was the librarian?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7843 on: July 12, 2016, 11:30:55 am »
SHUT THE %$#* UP - quote from Irist
Wwud if he was turned into a vampire, so that he need never drink again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7844 on: July 12, 2016, 12:14:35 pm »
Drink.... BLOOOOOD.

WWUD if a vampire drank his .... BLOOOOOD?
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