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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12951054 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154650 on: December 08, 2020, 06:32:17 pm »

And every. single. person. answers. the same way.

Well... Barring the ones with terrible memories  :P

Which are a not-insignificant portion of the population, you'll recall!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154651 on: December 08, 2020, 06:51:17 pm »

A song from a Scottish, early ‘90s children folk group, starting from shortly after 37 minutes from this link.

My favourite lyrics being:

The doctor says I’m dying.
DY-Y-ING

and then

They put me in a coffin
A CO-O-FFIN

And then angels conspiring to kill me again when I’m in heaven.

This may explain my demands for strained soup when I was a child, and my obstinate anti-religion today, as the bit before the song terrified me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154652 on: December 08, 2020, 07:07:45 pm »

And what about sundrop? Sundrop in a bottle?

But why strained soup?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154653 on: December 08, 2020, 07:12:45 pm »

And what about sundrop? Sundrop in a bottle?

But why strained soup?

No veggies to choke in and have angels conspire against my eternal soul.
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« Reply #154654 on: December 08, 2020, 07:24:32 pm »

Blended soup is better. Strained one sounds like hot salty water and little else.
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My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154655 on: December 08, 2020, 07:35:31 pm »

Blended soup is better. Strained one sounds like hot salty water and little else.

That’s basically what it is.

My maternal grandmother hosted a family dinner thing every month, and my uncle always told me that all I was eating was flavored water.
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154656 on: December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am »

Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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« Reply #154657 on: December 09, 2020, 01:37:17 am »

Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
This is really weird out of context. May I sig it?
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« Reply #154658 on: December 09, 2020, 01:57:30 am »

Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
This is really weird out of context. May I sig it?

Absolutely.
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« Reply #154659 on: December 09, 2020, 08:02:48 am »

So my sister had jeans the zipper of which would not close.
Since she refused to buy new ones and stop using these (a WTF of its own, but not todays), I gave her a choice which of us would repair them. She said I, so I repaired both mine and hers. (Mine had a hole in their pocket caused by keys.)

I am at only a dabbling tailor on the DF skill scale. So while I did manage to replace the zipper, the needlework is shoddy and at one point I had to tear up what I just sewn, because I sew the pants folded.
I do not think it was a good idea having me repair the pants. I wonder whether she knew.
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« Reply #154660 on: December 09, 2020, 08:10:37 am »

Perhaps she knew she was worse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154661 on: December 09, 2020, 09:32:06 am »

Mind, it's questionably something that even needs fixing if the pants still wear fine. There's been a few times in my life I've wore pants with non-functioning buttons or zippers for, like... years. In general if you belt the things closed it won't make much of a difference. Wear an untucked shirt with some extra length to it and it's bloody unlikely anyone even notices.
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« Reply #154662 on: December 09, 2020, 09:53:46 am »

Wearing damaged pants is all well and good until your willy pops out while your walking through a park.
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« Reply #154663 on: December 09, 2020, 10:27:54 am »

That’s what underwear is for.
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« Reply #154664 on: December 09, 2020, 10:51:38 am »

My mother sews, and of course I know a little of it because when growing up I was teach a little of everything and boy it has paid off. One thing I have never done is replacing zippers and Im sure theres a special swewing machine just for that.

Your sister is doomed to pulbic shame, that is what Im waying.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
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