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Minimalism and Milk
« on: April 16, 2017, 06:23:53 pm »



You are one of several roommates who live in a house.

You ran out of milk.

You must acquire more.

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Why do you want milk?

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Turn list:1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,
21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35.

This is my first RTD, here goes nothing.

The sequel.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2018, 12:44:05 am by Enemy post »
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ATHATH

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2017, 06:34:11 pm »

Name: ATHATH
Description: Just some random dude.
Why do you want milk? I just do, okay?

Spontaneously create a glass of milk in a safe location within 5 feet of me. Obtain the created milk. Win the game.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2017, 07:09:55 pm by ATHATH »
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2017, 06:38:58 pm »

Name: Ziizo
Description: Normal guy? houndoom in a trench-coat? who knows?
Why do you want milk?: What else I am going to have for breakfast? Coffee? Does somebody actually likes that?

Jump out of the window, there no time for doors you must go to the nearby store NOW.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2017, 07:16:58 pm »

Name: Unknown
Description: Indistinct shadowy figure
Motivation: Milk is amusing to me

Possess the refrigerator and flood the room with milk

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2017, 07:17:07 pm »

Name: Mal Tinkke
Description:Cow Generic-looking baker.
Why do you want milk?: For cookies, of course!

Run back into the puddle of milk I just ran out of. If unsuccessful, squeeze the milk out of my boots into a glass.
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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2017, 07:31:53 pm »

Spoiler: HE IS THE GREATEST (click to show/hide)

ATTEMPT TO TRANSMUTE THE AIR IN THE ROOM INTO MILK

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2017, 09:52:00 pm »

TURN 1

We open on the home of several individuals. A man named Athath, Ziizo the hoodlum, Mal Tinkke the baker, The Great Goatsby (Who needs no introduction), and a shadowy spectre.

Perhaps others were in this house, but the story begins with these. On a morning bright and clear, there was no milk.

Name: ATHATH
Description: Just some random dude.
Why do you want milk? I just do, okay?

Spontaneously create a glass of milk in a safe location within 5 feet of me.

5
You reach out, and your power warps the universe. With a shimmer of heat on your table, you see silica form into a glass. A calm rushing noise accompanies the milk as it fills the glass. You have no doubt that this is the most perfect glass of milk any mortal may ever know. However,
Obtain the created milk.

2

With a terrible clanking, black metal surrounds the glass. With a few more moments, a tungsten safe appears.

Name: Mal Tinkke
Description:Cow Generic-looking baker.
Why do you want milk?: For cookies, of course!

Run back into the puddle of milk I just ran out of.
(Clever)
3
You burst from a portal to the Food Dimension with a package of cookies under your arm. You were going to have a nice snack, but you see that your home has no milk. You wheel around to the portal and attempt to dive back through. Unfortunately, the portal closes just as you reach it. A bit splashed on your clothes is all you get.

If unsuccessful, squeeze the milk out of my boots into a glass.
Thinking quickly, you grab your boots and attempt to squeeze out the leftover milk.
1
You crush your boots to nothing, but you only get a worthless glass of Henri IV Dudognon Heritage Cognac Grande Champagne.

Name: Unknown
Description: Indistinct shadowy figure
Motivation: Milk is amusing to me

Possess the refrigerator and flood the room with milk

2

Spoiler: HE IS THE GREATEST (click to show/hide)

ATTEMPT TO TRANSMUTE THE AIR IN THE ROOM INTO MILK

3

Name: Ziizo
Description: Normal guy? houndoom in a trench-coat? who knows?
Why do you want milk?: What else I am going to have for breakfast? Coffee? Does somebody actually likes that?

Jump out of the window, there no time for doors you must go to the nearby store NOW.

4

A spectre flows down from the ceiling into the kitchen, wreathed in darkness that drowns out the flickery bulb therein. A magician chants an arcane invocation. An ordinary man knows three things. This looks like trouble, he needs milk for breakfast, and doors are just too slow. The spectre enters the fridge and its plastic pieces begin to move with purpose. Goatsby completes his spell. The air in the room begins to clump together into orbs of milk. Ziizo leaps through the window and lands in the driveway with his trenchcoat and broken glass trailing in the wind. The spectre attempts to flood the room with milk, but is unable to conjure matter. The leftover food already present in the fridge is launched instead. For a moment, the spraying food and tranquil milk exist together. Then the vaccum of the airless room refills. The milk and matter merge and are splattered all over the room.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2017, 01:43:42 pm by Enemy post »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2017, 10:17:08 pm »

Obtain one of the tiny splatters of milk that are in the room. Win the game.
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2017, 10:26:15 pm »

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2017, 10:34:14 pm »

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.
pls no
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Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
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*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

Mallos

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2017, 10:51:55 pm »

Yell triumphantly at my successful conjuration of milk. Loudly. Like, loud enough to kill.
pls no

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2017, 10:54:43 pm »

ENTER HOUSE, OBSERVE SITUATION
HEAD TO MY ROOM AND LOCK THE DOOR

CHECK ON SECRET STASH OF POWDERED MILK UNDER BED
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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2017, 01:25:13 am »

Okay, let's try minimalist RTD! If you put me on the waitlist, then PM me when I shall post.



Go to the streets and find the nearest Chaos cult.
Demand them to work for me, if it doesn't work, slice them all with my power sword.
If successful, give them orders to open Warp Portal.
Summon 10 Chaos Space Marines from the Portal.
Attack and loot the store.

« Last Edit: April 17, 2017, 01:37:44 am by CrocAndBearLover »
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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2017, 05:27:28 am »

Parkour my way to the nearby store. And remember no time for opening doors just charge trough it.
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GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.

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Re: Minimalism and Milk
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2017, 07:24:08 am »

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Why do you want milk? To help me heal. I just woke up from stasis.

Spawn outside. Too big to fit inside.
Stop the Chaos Legion guy from going anywhere. By force if necessary.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2017, 11:51:09 am by johiah »
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