The GM (Game Master) posts a situation the players are in. The players then post their actions, according to the conditions GM sets. The GM then rolls for the actions' results, and writes them out in his post. Then the players post actions again, ad infinitum.
The action results are defined by a six-sided die roll:
[1]: Epic Fail. Your efforts only worsened your situation.
[2]: Fail. Your skills or luck were insufficient.
[3]: Meager success: The situation didn't improve by as much as you have intended.
[4]: Success: Your efforts were sufficient to achieve your goal.
[5]: Epic Success: Your skills and luck have combined to ensure your success.
[6]: Overshoot: Your efforts were more than required for the goal's completion, and your luck is such that unfortunate side-effects are inevitable.
If at any time something threatens a player, that player may make a roll to avoid the threat.
One note about wild magic: It always works. Whenever you cast spell, something will happen.
Another note about wild magic: It knows your mind. Trying to heal your enemies with 1 will buff them.
1. Results something actively malicious related to some aspect of your intented spell and usually of same magnitude.
2. Produces effect related to some aspect of intented spell, but is not actively negative. It's nothing useful either.
3. Something along your intention but not exactly or completely.
4. Most boring kind of success.
5. The best kind of success.
6. As usual, this is an overshoot. Heal old dude and he also gets bodybuilder muscles.
"Hm. I wonder if it's safe to rest here."I think it is fairly certain no one will come bother us here, my lord. Not if we don't make our presence known. And that" she points at the mysterious stone wall cutting fortress in half "doesn't seem to be moving. Of course it could be because here was no one left. If I may be so bold, perhaps your lordship should set up alarms just in case?"
Laudata, what do you think?"
If Laudata thinks it's safe, and I think it's safe, then yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
Wait, my skele-pen is an artifact and not just a gruesome writing implement? If it might actually do something useful, use that scroll I just made on it.The skeleton pen is artifact in sense that it is animated, it drains user's blood for ink and is clingy. Weak and rather mundane in application, but magical artifact nonetheless.
If not, just use on the bracer. I figure out what a thingamajig of power does either way.
Arken Frost.[5] It has been long day and tiring night. As soon as you lay down you fall asleep. When you eventually wake up, you feel well rested and ready to take on the world if needed!
Er, sleep well? Dream pleasant dreams and all.
((Samuel Marr. Generally goes by Samuel, but the last name is there if he ever needs to sign a demonic contract.))4. Ward of Ignorance is deployed over the dome. Calin and everyone who is knowingly working with him is unable to detect it. Not that they would have easy time finding you or the Shredder anyway. Unless they have some ways to track it.
"You know, this Calin guy sounds like the perfect person to pound into the dust. Maybe it's time to take some preemptive revenge."
Firstly, create a ward which makes it impossible for anyone associated with Calin (or he himself) to notice me. Better safe than sorry.
Then use magic to combine my old pen with Calin's hidden blade. Shape them into a nasty dagger which can suck the blood of its victims at a truly phenomenal rate.
"Not nearly as quick a death as he deserves, but efficiency is important."
((I want in mage name Cameron Michaelis and his mother had the dice with her she passed it down to him as she was a adventurer and wanted to make sure her son was ssfer from that chaos magic.))Only if you had known what your mom was hiding in her jewel box... Many troubles and akward situations could have been avoided altogether. And how much more powerful you would already be! But you can't change past mistakes, you can only aim to improve future.
(. . .)I don't see any actions here.
((Name: Soleus Arendar))Let's say your enhanced drug trip lasted whole night so it's morning now.
"What happened here !"
Head toward the lamenting screams while looking at the surroundings with the Eye of Forbidden Sight to see if magic is at work here.
"Stay behind me dear" I say to Anna.
If I find wounded people, try to help them and tend to their wounds.
Waitlist, or join. Mage Dominic Calhoun. A mage's tower crashed to the ground several miles from my camping ground as I was hunting, and said mage fell a little closer to me - landing right on top of my tent while I was cooking sausages. The dice fell out of his hand and rolled to my feet.
I'd like to join, if I can. Mage Chaotic Skies. That's not his real name; it's not even his first fake name. No one really knows much about his past, besides he found the Dice in his possession in a dungeon that was suspiciously close to a fallen mage's tower.
I wanna join!Into waitlist you go.
Mage: Drunken Elephant
Drunken Elephant was simply walking down the road stomping on everyone when he "accidentally" stepped on an adventurer named Mother Michaelis a dice landed on his foot and he turned into an Elephantman now Mage Elephantman!
(May I join the waitlist?)
Of course you may.(May I join the waitlist?)
All I need is name for the mage. Wild mage is not limited to anything or by anything, but it's perfectly fine if you want to stick with certain theme. Magic hardly cares.Spoiler: WIP (click to show/hide)
How is the character sheet formatted?
Try to recall any dreams, they might have meant something.[1] They were mostly about childhood memories, happy times when everything was fine. Nothing that means anything. Memory fades, leaving you wistful.
"Good morning."
GRAB my stuff and run![2] In momentary panic you leave most of your stuff behind, stopping only to grab your waterskin. After about 100 meters you trip on tangly root and fall over. Stupid trees! You could summon storm to take care of the fire, but your immediate future in terms of spell casting is rather dangerous. Better avoid high power spells for now.
Look for survivors. . .A concrete goal in mind you step out and follow glowing line on ground, up the soft hill, past Soleus (Nakéen) and down to other side, right to group of naked and mud caked people. They stop their whining after noticing your presence, weary smile appears on their faces and they cover their nudity. They are villagers you know, but can't remember their names.
He has a name, does he need a magic name?Character name is enough. You're on waitlist.
Use magic to ensure that hidden door actually exists by checking on it and making a new one if it isn't there. Then cast two spells to clean up all the gunk covering me.4. The gate still exists. It's outline flashes dimly as response to your magic.
Name my new weapon Heartbane. Seems appropriate enough considering how much blood will be left to pump after I stab someone with it.
Waitlist, or join. Mage Dominic Calhoun. A mage's tower crashed to the ground several miles from my camping ground as I was hunting, and said mage fell a little closer to me - landing right on top of my tent while I was cooking sausages. The dice fell out of his hand and rolled to my feet.The mage's head crushes like a ripe melon and its contents spill over the ground. You stare it with mild annoyance. It was pain to set up the tent and now you have to clear up a corpse if you want to continue using it. Dice rolls from his hands next to you, forming a straight line. You pick up one, examine it briefly and toss it back. The die bounces wildly and ends up in exactly same spot, exactly same number up.
"Well, it's morning. We should figure out where we are...Are there windows anywhere?"Not a single window. As expected of underground building. Here ceratinly was lightsources when the place was inhabited, but all signs of them are gone.
If not, make an ornate skylight.
This sheet took forever to make. Hope you like it.Long like the famine years. :)
Name: Alan
Phew, that took long.
Listed.Spoiler: Queue pls (click to show/hide)
Earth-shape that humanoid-ish pillar I have to make it larger and more humanoid.[4+2] The pillar grows larger, splits into two clear humanoid figures. Gold and jewels flow on its surface.
I Cast: 'Summon Supplys' 'Summon housing' and 'Summon Better Supplys'3. Two waterskins and one cloak appears.
Try to find civilization.Finding civilization is as easy as backtracking your steps. [3] Too bad the forest fire goes a bit too close to the road. It means you have to take a less traveled and longer route to get safely around. The mentioned route comes with less traffic, less bandits, less patrols, more wild animals and bigger change to encounter something nasty left behind by dead mages, but it's still definitely safer than walking by forest fire.
With Laudata, work to restore the fortress, with magic.((No dice picking anymore. Check the OP.))
Use her queue first, before mine. If it gets to need four dice, pick the 5.
Grin. Use a spell to animate the giant statue of myself.5. The statue creaks, looks down on Calin, flashes golden grin just like yours and steps down from pedestal. It flexes its arm and steel version of Heartbane springs out for a moment before returning into stone sleeves. The statue looks down on you and awaits orders, reflecting your smug expression.
((Ah, I missed my introduction. Sorry about that.))Order? Ha. There's no order in wild magic. You'll see.
"Well, let's see what these things can do. And let's clean up this mess. And let's not make a habit of talking to ourself."
My first spell will be a spell of Order - I envision a tidy camp, complete with buried mage (specifically the one that died already, not me) with a grave marker. I cast a spell to make that a reality.
look for people who can help me at the farming village.Clarify: Help you with what?
look for people who can help me at the farming village.[5] It doesn't take long to find the locals. They are all carrying stuff from houses onto the two carts who are already almost fully packed. After asking question, they tell you that the village is unfortunately going to burn down unless anything stops the fire soon. Which seems unlikely. So they are taking what they can and leave to provincial capital, hoping to start life over there or at least find pointers where might be good place to go. Since they can't take everything, you are free to loot houses and take what you want. Better that than letting it all burn down. And you are welcomed to travel with them. Any person polite enough to ask assistance first is trustworthy enough at these trying times.
"Have you tried?""No, I haven't. I don't even know where to start." Which is good indication she's telling truth. Once you have realized your ability to use magic, it's very intuitive to use even if results aren't. Though it's possible she hasn't realized her capacity yet.
Anywho, explore a bit, being careful of the probably traps.
Make a scroll of healing, then earth-shape a carriage.You write the scroll with rather broad strokes.
"Much better. A grim reminder of my probable fate, especially if I misuse these dice. the floating chunks are a nice touch, but the falling robed men almost make my tent look like a pair of gaudy pajama pants. At least the sausages look delicious. But then, I am a fine cook. Now, let's see about supplimenting this breakfast, shall we?"2. Couple of egg yolk splashes on ground around you.
I cast a spell to summon eggs, cinnamon rolls, and a large glass of orange juice.
((What happens if you pick a 1 from your queue?))Nothing. Free picks are not a thing anymore.
((But... Didn't I use one earlier...?))In the test thread you did, but I changed that rule after making this one. It's up in first post.
See if Laudata has potential?
BEGIN MASS LOOTING FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN BE USEFUL,weapons,food, clothing basically traveling gear once I'm done follow the villagers to the capital.[5] You jog from building to building and find following things: woodcutters axe, belt hook for it, two big kitchen knives. A little light on weapons, but these folks are poor farmers. Three loafs of bread, some dried meat and spices, all packed and ready to take. A convenient backpack, pair of blankets. Considering how good hearted these people are you suppose you can borrow rest from them during the journey. Assuming you stay with them that long. Their hospitality might disappear suddenly if they find out you are a mage.
((But... Didn't I use one earlier...?))You make her do what you did when you identified yourself as a mage, hoping it triggers her power. She follows your rather random instructions obediently, but no ability manifest itself. Hmph, looks like magic ignored that part of the creation spell.
See if Laudata has potential?
I cast 'Summon Permanently Area-Bound Extraplaner Chaos beings of Assistance' Followed by 'Detect Self'.5. Magic eagerly vomits out some entities of Chaos. For example, fingerprint of sun that smells like transparent. Green passionate magma tree colder than light. Octopus of abusive love. Something you and everybody else adamantly refuses to look at, no matter what.
Cast a spell to separate the carriage from the golems, followed by two acne-curing spells and the creation of a potion of firebreath.4. Magic pulls faces out of the wheels and stops. There isn't any golems to separate. The carriage is a carriage, akward, ugly, made of stone, but still a rather mundane carriage.
"Hmm. Unexpected. I thought to cast one spell to summon breakfast, but cast three: one for each individual piece. I must keep this in mind as I practice this magic. Well. that Orange juice is not going to drink itself, now is it? But how to get up there? A ladder, I suppose."((Wording. It makes difference.))
I eat a cinnamon roll, and then cast a spell to summon a ladder, leaning against the outside of the barrel of orange juice.
In (preferred) or waitlist (if necessary).Waitlisted.
Call me . . . Outer Heaven.
....I honestly don't remember maybe mother's teleport spell wasn't strong enough I remember her using her spell and then I woke up in the woods.[5] Your response instantly silences whole group. After few moments of silence one speaks, choosing her words carefully.
Make some new, hopefully-less-idiotic golems. Summon some furniture afterwards.4. A handful of stone golems manifest themselves in front of you. They look decent enough, though they lack the initiative best golems have. Either way, they are better than the previous bunch. Your statue turns to look at them and nods approvingly.
Well darn.3. 3. Two minor annoyances sent. Hopefully he finds cockroaches in his breakfast.
Set a Minor Annoyance after crazyabe.
Actually, set two.
"Ah, as expected, a slightly lest than helpful ladder. Well, at least it isn't inside the barrel. that ... heh heh ... that would have been silly. Still, these rolls are delightful."Sausage has odd savor, nothing alarming or off putting, but slightly odd nonetheless.
I eat a portion of sausage and cast Summon Long Drinking Straw.
"I should probably summon a cup instead, but this feels more in line with the situation."
Run for the Hills!The entire area that used to be village is now a host of small hills, and the ones outside of village's remains are full of burning tree stumps. There's plenty of hills to pick for, but I assume you want one where antimagic attack didn't come from.
Soleus Arendar :"Of course, dear. Talking is important." She's following in your footprints, trying carefully to not soil her expensive dress.
As the enchantment vanish, the terrible realization plunges Soleus in a state of despair and emotional pain.
"I have been fooled. I understand now...that was what the Eye was showing me..."
Despite the intense betrayal, Soleus feel no strong ill toward crazyabe. The true responsible is magic. He will take care of crazyabe later, but for now, he can't trust him anymore.
"Magic... What is magic ?" says Soleus while glancing at the Eye then at his dear Anna. He feels a strange feeling of doubt suspicion when looking at Anna. Who is "Anna" ? Is she the ideal woman I dreamt of ? Or is she a mere puppet for another act from Wild Magic ?
"Anna... When we will be in a safe place I would like to ask you some important questions. But right now, using magic will answer one of them : what wicked scheme are you up to, magic ?..."
Soleus casts a spell of Akashic Records Access, to unravel the source of the present disaster.
Teleport the thing I just summoned away. Maybe to Nakeen's house, seeing as it's already being used for garbage (read: horrible monster) disposal.(("How my project of a flying palace ended up as a prison for all things eldritch and nasty"))
Then summon up some food. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
In a firm yet relaxed tone[3] They have no answer for that. The journey continues under rule of uncomfortable silence. Soon the group reaches a crossroads by a large and slow river. The road to right leads to capital, Ciels, and the left one takes you to another big coastal city and few smaller ones along the way. Both roads are wide and well maintained.
Yes but I have a family heirloom that will help me use it safely.Besides I only use magic as a last resort anyway don't really believe it's something that should be taken of or done lightly. Mother didn't raise an idiot.
Teleport the thing I just summoned away. Maybe to Nakeen's house, seeing as it's already being used for garbage (read: horrible monster) disposal.4. You didn't exactly summon anything this time, but magic understands your point and sends it away, whatever it was.
Then summon up some food. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Create a swarm of golemic scouts. Have one or two, depending on how many I get, investigate the surface via the skylight, while the others are to scount the fortress.Do you perhaps want them to talk? Otherwise it might require a spell to get information out of them.
((I must say it's performing rather poorly as a prison. Escape rate has gone through ceiling.))Teleport the thing I just summoned away. Maybe to Nakeen's house, seeing as it's already being used for garbage (read: horrible monster) disposal.(("How my project of a flying palace ended up as a prison for all things eldritch and nasty"))
Then summon up some food. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
"Anna ! No... I... I'm so sorry ! Please forgive me, it wasn't me !" pleads Soleus desperately while taking Anna's hands.
Whichever Anna's answer may be, Soleus says :
"I don't want to hurt you anymore. Stay back from me until I call you, my love. I have to get through this ordeal if I want us to survive."
A terrible feeling of dread grips him when he sees something falling from the sky. Antimagic can only means impending doom.
"Anna. We must hide, I have a terrible feeling."
Hide somewhere nearby, preferably far from the devastated village.
"Ah. now breakfast is complete, with but a sip from this barrel with this straw. I shall do so. And then, to dispose of a couple of poor spells. How, I wonder? something safe, I hope. Well, i will soon find out."Nothing comes through the straw no matter how hard you suck. Quick examination reveals a block in middle of the straw. You can't even cut it in half without making it too short. Substandard quality, really.
I step onto my ladder, place my chin over the lip ofthe barrel, and drink orange juice through my straw. Afterward I remove my pants and then cast two spells: Summon Kingly Robe, and Enchant Pants (flexible armor).
((I must say it's performing rather poorly as a prison. Escape rate has gone through ceiling.))((I hope my ceiling is okay though.))
His face takes on a understanding look and in a friendly tone."Likewise." she responds to your last line. They head to the capital and you turn towards ocean.
No problem I understand I hope you have safe travels it's Michaelis,Cameron Michaelis but yeah have a nice day madam thank's for not trying to kill me.
Let's head to the coastal city always wanted to see the occean.
((That you have to go and see by yourself.))((I must say it's performing rather poorly as a prison. Escape rate has gone through ceiling.))((I hope my ceiling is okay though.))
(We are safe, for now... If only TEC was still here, he could protect Anna. I hope this poor golem is alright.)
"Anna. It looks like we are safe, but not for long I believe. We don't have much time, so I would like you to listen to my questions and answer them with honesty."
"What do you think of Wild Magic ? And what do you think about yourself and your free will, considering your magical origins ?"
Soleus feels like filth for asking those questions. He is the one who asked magic to create Anna, none of this is her fault. But he must be sure of Anna's free will and link with Wild Magic.
A terrible feeling grips his heart. What he is going to do may be one of the most cruel things he ever did in his life.
He hands the Eye to Anna and says :
"Take this. After you will have answered to my strange questions, I would like you to look through the Eye and look at your own body. And whatever may happen, know that I will always try to strive for your wellbeing. I made this promise the second you were born."
"Ah, this is just too much. I have such orange juice so close, and this straw is being stubborn. Well, at least my pants look nice. I suppose I will summon a cup after all."Your favourite pants. Durable and a bit coarse travel pants. And now with impressive appearance of scale mail. You give yourself thumbs up for a job well done. With your hunger satiated you move to do more magic.
I examine my pants with fondness, and then pull them on again. I strut around in them for a bit, eath anothe sausage and other roll, and then cast Summon Drinking Cup.
Summon a staff for various stoneshaping and magical crafts purposes.((Artifacts with such wide range of functions take more 5's to upgrade.))
"Sorry...I was not aware that you didn't like spiders. I would have summoned something else had I known."
Use a spell to make a magical prison for the plant, then try and heal myself twice. Earth-shape some crutches if I can't really walk.4. A tightly woven iron cage appears around the plant and fire dances in the small openings. The plant keeps growing until it has filled all space it can within its cage. Feeling safe you order your statue lower you onto ground where you grimace as pain flares in your arm.
((Can I do multiple rolls in a turn?))Yes, if you are not pressed for time or results of your previous rolls don't require immediate change in plans.
Well we've got a crafting staff...No.
Can I reforge a Dice of Order from the remnants?
((That you have to go and see by yourself.))((This is my main goal after surviving :D))
...Attempt to magic Laudata to be more subordinate.((Sure, unless Hilarity Ensues.))
((If there are going to be problems with an action can you inform people first?))
Make orange juice1. A little creature size of big man's fist appears. It's four legged little monster, much like a hamster, but completely drenched in some liquid. It hisses at you at runs up your leg.
Make a fancy looking croissant.
"Sweetie, you don't need to worry so much. I trust my life in your hands without second thought and stand behind your decisions, whatever they may be. I know you mean well, even if it doesn't always end up so." Anna says and responds to your embrace with a kiss.((That you have to go and see by yourself.))((This is my main goal after surviving :D))
"Anna... I'm deeply sorry for showing you this. But I didn't want to hide any secret from you, and now I know I made the right choice."
Soleus feels like tearing up. His voice becomes increasingly shaken.
"You are so very wise, you are the best thing magic brought in my life, I don't want to lose you."
That being said and after a tearful embrace, Soleus get a grip of himself and ponder on what to do next.
"I would like us to go back to our house, but the present situation doesn't allow it..." he says showing the Dice of Order.
"If we want to survive, I will have to pass this ordeal. But not now, I still don't feel safe so close from this place of destruction..."
Head out further past the river, to a greener place. If we are to find a seemingly safe spot, we will stop there.
Cast a spell to return my body to normal. As in, no wounds, wacky tattoos, or feathered eyebrows. Then magically return my house to the state it was in before whatever enemy was just inside it came along.4. Full body restoration works fine, restoring your body into its natural state. You find out that lack of pain is very pleasant state.
Finally, use a spell to determine what might break Dice of Order.
"oh ho! This is trouble. Heavy, expensive, and nearly unusable. Well, well, well. Wild magic sre is that indeed. And if this is what a six does, I worry what a one will do."((I'm not gonna roll for something so mundane as filling goblet with juice, even if the goblet is heavy one and barrel rather high. Assume automatic success here.))
I attempt to scoop a bit of orange juice with my very heavy goblet, and then drink it. after this, I will place the goblet in the middle of the bone throne. Satisfied (or not, depending on how that action resolves) I steel myself to cast a failure. I cast ... Embellish Barrel: Add Goblet Holder!
I cast 'Summon small Hospital inhabited by helpful and Hot Nurses' and hop I don't Summon an Orkish Healer's Tent Shudder.Autofail.
Uargh, undo.2. Voices only change into "Commander", "General" and "Your majesty".
Uh, hope crazyabe's dice fall out of the skylight so I can claim them?
"Messed something up."
Throw the mustache mask at them and use dah magics to teleport to the coastal city make it flashy.[6] Nice throw, right on head. That's proper way to dispose artifacts! Just dump them on someone else!
I Pull out my set of Dice and Throw them on the Ground to See if they are Working right, if they are I Throw them away in disgust then wander out looking For a way to die... For what is life without magic?They roll into neat line and the series of numbers is partially familiar at least. They seem to be working just fine.
So... shoot. Try and think on ways I could get a replacement?[4] Same way you got them? Hit the books, read about particularly succesfull mages, where they died and where they were buried. Learn about people who killed them or robbed their graves, and track them down. Or find other mages who could possibly posess Dice and are less prepared for magical duel than you.
((You did Nerf me out of all Magical actions, Take away all my Previous Results, and Otherwise Make it impossible For me to Easily Continue Without a massive Amount of Luck, So. Yes this IS Suicide.))((Just so you know, there's a reason for you being unable to use magic, one that is relatively easily resoved. But suicide is an option too.))
Just get on with it!
((That's what I thought too, and why I left the place quickly))((You did Nerf me out of all Magical actions, Take away all my Previous Results, and Otherwise Make it impossible For me to Easily Continue Without a massive Amount of Luck, So. Yes this IS Suicide.))((Just so you know, there's a reason for you being unable to use magic, one that is relatively easily resoved. But suicide is an option too.))
Just get on with it!
All right, NOW fix them.4. The voices are silenced. Whew! Who knew subordinates could be so damn annoying?
And then, separately, summon, hmm... An unostenatious gold circlet because why not have a crown.
And try summoning some dice.
Make gold2. Cobblestones under your feet crumble into sand. Someone have to replace those, you vandal!
Make lint
Approach one of the fine inhabitants of this city.
((You did Nerf me out of all Magical actions, Take away all my Previous Results, and Otherwise Make it impossible For me to Easily Continue Without a massive Amount of Luck, So. Yes this IS Suicide.))Allright.
Just get on with it!
"Ah...such a serene place. Let's rest here dear."Anna takes too long to respond, and when she finally does it's mumbling. You study her alarmed. She doesn't react your handwaving at all and appears to be in trance. After you stand few moments in front of her trying to figure out what to do she focuses on you and smiles.
Rest here for a bit and gather some provisions. Then if applicable, ask Anna to stay here while I take some distance with this place to prepare to use magic.
To hit the books, I suppose I'll need the books in question. Summon the appropriate tome(s).Yeah, your tower didn't come with readable books and you didn't have time to move your "library" here.
"Oh shit!"Quite so.
In a panic, I cast protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel.
((A terrible waste of a 5, for sure))
Now...Let's properly fix up the fortress. That includes populating it a bit more than just myself and Laudata.Wanna add some details, or leave it to me?
Hm.That would be 3 currently.
Which roll does the 'souls' bit?
Look around. Where am I? What is actively trying to kill me, if anything?Right, I forgot your situation description.
give that guard eternal good luck.4. The spell works fine and silently. There's no need to tell already twitchy guy that you put an enchantment on him. It might end up in misunderstanding.
enemies? Nah I have no intention of doing something evil like that besides I got good magic guaranteed for the next 4 spells.
(Oh. And I intended to use magic to peel some apples, ha.)[5] Radius of this place is rather fuzzy. You don't exactly remember where it started, but you know where you realized, and that spot should be good enough. Anna can run just fine, the problem is with her mental faculties.
"Anna !" shouts Soleus.
Lead her by the hand, or carry her if it doesn't work. Far from this eerie place.
Just before leaving its radius, examine it with the Eye. Then use a spell to reveal its true nature and incarnate it into a sentient being/something.
"That would be good. Be careful. If you get hurt...Here, take this, if you need me to come just release it. Sorry that it's a spider, but we work with what we have I'm afraid. Actually...I have an idea, and two good spells up."
Reshape a single spider into a non-spider thing so Laudata isn't freaked out, and program it to, when released, find me and then lead me to Laudata. Use the crafting staff, not a spell.
Try on the hat.
Now...Let's properly fix up the fortress. That includes populating it a bit more than just myself and Laudata.
Well, you can do the architecture (although 'defensible' is a key goal), but the people, yes, I would like to have some say in.Laudata bows and waits for your magic.
There should be enough people in the right skill distributions to ensure the fortress works.
No person should be disfigured, or unpleasant to work with.
An even male-female distribution is a good thing.
They should have names.
That's about it.
Hm. Let's read Excavation of Zaaerath.[6] Zaaerath seems to be ruins of large city in desert area of Kingdom of Arkea. Author claims it was the only city on entire recorded history where mages were not only tolerated but even somewhat respected. Apparently this was because they didn't fuck up nowhere as much mages everywhere else, and when they rarely did, it was quicly contained by very effective countermeasures. Author speculates briefly if the magicians there used some entirely different kind of magic, but concludes it with notion of destructive end of the city.
"Woo. Geez. And that was a five, too. I could have done something useful with that. This barrel, it looks like it won't stop soon, and that would get annoying before long. And could be dangerous. I guess I better try to placate the thing."3. It stops being violently angry at you, but remains very annoyed with you. Evidently by random handfulls of sand it throws at you every now and then. Unfortunately your forcefield doesn't protect you from sand.
I cast "stop being angry at me" at the giant orange juice barrel.
Look around. Where am I? What is actively trying to kill me, if anything?Right, I forgot your situation description.
"This it it ! I challenge my fate !"Run where? Out of the dale? Deeper in?
Run to drag the being away, and cast a spell to get informations on this thing. Diet, presence of sentience or not, possibility of communication, etc... f course, try not to get eviscerated or killed to death.
Ah, sorry."This it it ! I challenge my fate !"Run where? Out of the dale? Deeper in?
Run to drag the being away, and cast a spell to get informations on this thing. Diet, presence of sentience or not, possibility of communication, etc... f course, try not to get eviscerated or killed to death.
make a locket of suaveness making others be able to see the truth in MY words and how much of a kind benevolent and easy going guy I am.The situation calls for mind control, and you have perfect solution in your mind. All you need is to materialize it.
"I did huh?""Ya did! Now where's this place? Are you gonna be a wizard king or something?"
Er...Set fire to the hat. With magic.
Make two scrolls of teleportation, then read Raport from Tenhe.Scrolls made.
Name: Zantheranthas DemoontharrOk.
Yes this is for enough people have screwed themselves over to the point when I can Return.
"Well I -pthth- I expected no m - pth pth pthttah - no more than that. Ow! Ow! there was a rock in that one! watch it, would you? Okay .. we have a good roll next. Pthtah. time for some serious consideration of a good use for magic. Huh. I cold do something great for me, or something great for the world around me, or ... i don't know. Hmm. I could cast a spell to - pththt pthat h pttttt. Bleah. Oh For .. What? WHAT?! What do you want from me?"5. Now that communication channel has been established, it informs you that it would greatly like to see you suffering. Originally it wanted to smash your skull flat against the gravestone and jump on your carcass until only red sludge remained, but orders have changed since then.
I cast Communicate With Giant Orange Juice Barrel.
I presume you also want to drag Anna with you.Ah, sorry."This it it ! I challenge my fate !"Run where? Out of the dale? Deeper in?
Run to drag the being away, and cast a spell to get informations on this thing. Diet, presence of sentience or not, possibility of communication, etc... f course, try not to get eviscerated or killed to death.
Out of the dale. I would feel really dumb to have to wait for my magic to come with such company. :s
Cameron Shudder's and smiles at the guard."Carter. Stay out of trouble."
Thanks friend before I go may I have your name?
Ask name of dude then go exploring the city.
Summon an appropriate disguise. Maybe a soldier's outfit or something?1. ...you summon someone's skin. It flops down making weird sound. It has some tattoos on it, but you can't tell what.
"I think I need to cool it in general, I don't even know what..."Since you casted the spell to rework the architecture. I'm pretty sure I did mention it.
Since when was there a throne here and when did I start sitting in it?!
Out!
"Uncanny... I feel like I... forgot something. What were we doing Anna ? Why were we even running ?""Weren't we looking for safer place? Because something bad was happening the village?" Doesn't seem like she noticed anything wrong. "But when did we turn around? I remember going past that stone and tree." Anna says, pointing at one particularly noticeable combo, a tree growing from under boulder and over it. She's right. You were running back towards the doomed village.
Glancing at the Dice of Order, Soleus realize a [1] is missing.
"Oh ? A [1] disappeared. I beckon my memory problems are probably linked to this, I just hope nothing too terrible happened..."
Stop here and check our health/mental state for a bit. A disappeared [1] can't mean a good omen. And of course, does Anna remember anything ?
"Alright, I can work with that, I guess."3. The sand throwing frequency lowers considerably, but rate of rude hand gestures increases to fill quota.
I cast 'Illusion of Suffering: Dominic Calhoun' upon the Giant Orange Juice Barrel.
I wanna join!Mysterious are ways of magic, though most likely that was simply fucked up spell which jumbled your memories and head. Not that it makes any difference.
Mage: Drunken Elephant
Drunken Elephant was simply walking down the road stomping on everyone when he "accidentally" stepped on an adventurer named Mother Michaelis a dice landed on his foot and he turned into an Elephantman now Mage Elephantman!
make a small aura of strength enhance my attacks make sure it's not visible then uppercut the hell out of that guy but not lethally.4. It's a simple enchantment, but one with impressive results. Your muscles temporarily grow denser while maintaining original size, resulting notable boost to strength. Just be careful to not overexert yourself or your muscles might break your tendons. With a grin you engange.
Cameron gives a grin and gives a smile blood pumping and fired up.
Well now I got into fights with big bro everyonce in a while so I guess it's time to beat all these trouble makers CMON EVERYBODY LET'S DANCE!
OHSHIT HEAL MYSELF3. Natural color returns to your hand, but numbness remains. At least you can now move your fingers, which you are thankful for. Losing fingers for abnormally fast spreading necrosis would be mighty annoying. Still, it isn't gone yet.
"Whatever may have happened with that [1], I don't feel like heading toward the village. Let's follow another path. Right after I cast a small spell, my curiosity is calling out to me."You know this one will end up badly. You remember what happend last time you casted information gathering spell with malicious interaction coming up. You warn Anna to keep some distance, so possible unfortunate consequences could be avoided or at least delayed long enough.
Cast a spell to show us what happened with that disappeared [1].
Cast three spells to get rid of the skin in quick succession.2. First spell makes the skin grow furry.
I cast "Summon Orange Juice Ladle."2. A log and piece of sharp rock falls between you and the barrel. It's almost like magic is telling you to carve it by yourself.
Summon a poisonous elixir, then heal myself.2. No poisons come to be, but green scales grow on back of your hands.
Make everyone besides me in the fight pass out.5. Everybody around the intersection falls over, most slowly enough to fall first on their knees before embracing the cobblestone ground. You can be certain nobody gained new wounds from this.
Ressurect anyone who died back to perfect health
Loot.
"I should learn more about Wild Magic, I think."3. You get a two sided sheet of paper. On front side is an image featuring traditional old wizard in grey robe and pointed hat. Text on bottom reads "WILD MAGIC FOR DUMMIES". The back side contains a little more information.
Dominic casts Summon Tome of Arcane Knowledge.
Soleus is deeply distraught by the terrible vision he just got afflicted by to realize the gravity of the situation. His whole soul is shaken to the core, and he can't stop the tears from flowing.Anna comes over and comforts you.
Then a Dice of Order vanishes into fine dust. An unprecedented event, breaking what he always knew about the Dices. Weren't they supposed to be indestructible ? He still manages to gather a glimmer of reason, and speak to Anna.
"Anna... I... No, later. For now, let's go back home."
Use magic to transport us into the Command Room of my floating house.
"You dare mess with a Mage? Now you die for your foolish mistake!"6. The spell fires out on much larger scale that you intented. Huge disks appears above everybody whose precense you are aware of and slams down immediately with enough force sink deep into ground. You walk over to the closest hole and peek down. It's easily three meters deep. On the bottom you see some slurry, but nothing indicates it were a human once. Except maybe that bent piece of spear head. This means you just slaughtered number of more or less innocent travelers in addition of mage hunters. An unfortunate side effect.
Cast "Stompy Stompy" a spell that crushes their entire body under MAGIC!
...Hmm. Would a spell to make myself immortal actually work with only one die?I was going to say "yes", but then I remembered what Wild Magic is. Let's instead say "it depends".
"Yes?Laudata gives brief report while getting off the wolf and descending stairs to you. There probably was once a road leading away from fortress, but nature has reclaimed it completely. She couldn't follow it further than twenty meters and she essentially knew its presence, so you can be safe no one can come here intentionally seeking the fortress. Perhaps accidentally. As far as she saw there's no settlements nearby, so amount of random stragglers is even lesser. She found a spring lower on the mountain side. Judging by faint artificial feeling she had, she thinks the fortress had access to it. Finding it is just matter of completely scouring every room and tunnel.
Also, if anybody has touched that hat, they need healing, it's bitey and poisonous. If we can trap it, it'd actually make a good decoy..."
...Hmm. Would a spell to make myself immortal actually work with only one die?
((Well I have a 5 in my queue...))5. Waves of warmth oscillate through your body, changing it in many ways to ensure its permanent presence in the world. How it archieves that, you do not know without testing it.
Immortality spell that should also preserve me from any eventual ravages of old age.
Just leave the area and get a job or something....or something?
"That should teach them to never mess with an elephant Mage. I think it's time to make the locals worship the very ground I walk on! This should be fun."Closest settlement, huh? Wonder where I can find one for you...
Go to the closest selttlement and cast "EleGod"(makes everyone in the settlement worship me and could you also tell me how big the settlement is.)
Summon a rock, then use the teleportation scroll [5] to get myself into wherever the loot from Tenhe is being kept.3. Pair of little sandstone cubes land on your waiting hand.
"Finally home..." sighs Soleus in relief.The shared orb lands into your hand, giving you access to new senses and muscles without making it feel unusual or weird. With this orb in your hand you know you can move the floating chunk of land as easily and naturally as your own legs. That, however, is not your intention this time, and you pass the orb to Anna. The other orb is only yours to call and command, so there's no need to worry about it.
That is, until he hears the noise of wood beating wood.
Give the mobile Command Orb to Anna for safekeeping, and carefully half-open the door to take a glimpse of what is outside the room. If I see nothing, open the door further.
"Well, let's see. Nothing particularly new here. And yet, strangely succinct and straightforward. I believe this is rather informative, even in this simple form. I should ... I should frame this, or ... maybe etch it into the base of the statue here? Yes, let's try that."3. What ends up in the stone is a bit different.
I cast Engrave Poem Regarding Wild Magic into the Base of the Statue of a Dead Mage.
Emphatically don't summon anything really useful with that 2.In process of elimination this translates into "Don't do anything". In case you wanted to do something.
Well, I'm TRYING to harmlessly remove it from the queue...Emphatically don't summon anything really useful with that 2.In process of elimination this translates into "Don't do anything". In case you wanted to do something.
"I think I may have.[6] You both walk in and in route meet few of the new people checking out the place. Laudata stops to greet each of them and startle them with the wolf golems. By time you reach the throne room you have met probably half of them, and find that someone flipped a table over your poisonous hat. These guys have healthy attitude when dealing with obviously unknown things.
We should go and find them."
Do that.
Emphatically don't summon anything really useful with that 2.
get rid of the fellow who is following me and take the one with escorting lady's.Getting rid of him is as easy as telling him to go away. He does so wordlessly.
Make a scroll of binding, and then cast a simple ward over the tent to keep those outside from realizing anything is wrong.Scroll made. What does it do, exactly?
"I don't remember having this bed, do you Anna ?""No, but I didn't have time to see all your beds. We should change that some time." She whispers, poking your back playfully. With that encouragement you sneak into living room. The very moment you do that the bed springs into motion, its legs moving with speed and precision, bedspread and sheets flapping like arms reaching for you.
As much as Soleus would want to check the bed with the Eye, he doesn't really want to mess up his reunion with his house by seeing its probably eldritch true nature.
Carefully check the rest of the rooms, wary for something moving and generally prone to murder. Of course, don't do this if the bed starts trying to -metaphorically- strangle me.
"this looks like a settlement to me! And I don't like the way that guy is bossing around my future followers. I will have him disposed of immediately!"If it looks like a settlement, then it is one. Simple as that.
Cast "Stompy Stomp" on the barrel man guy thingy then if I still have enough mana left cast "Zaachagi" which will make everyone in the settlement worship me
I cast Reflect Spell.This mage seems straightforward in its actions. The way it speaks about you doesn't hold high promises either.
Put on my new clothes and I never did give you a picture of Cameron so...Got it. Generic handsome blonde anime guy. Then this suits him fine. Trims are thinner, but otherwise the suit is pretty much like in the image.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Sheeeet !" screams Soleus panicked.That's one way to handle it. I don't know whether you had upstairs but now I don't have to worry about it.
Cast a spell of telekinesis to send the animated bed through the hole in the roof through the stratosphere and beyond.
Emphatically don't summon a fully-equipped auto-replenishing mage's workshop in an unoccupied room that comes with a pair of tongs for safe disposal of poisonous hats.2. You definitely don't summon that. Instead you get something entirely different. A wooden wheel painted black. It is exceptionally wide and no taller than your knee.
"Another Mage? Who would've thought I'd meet a Mage in this beautiful settlement maybe we could put away our differences and become "friends"?"You talk and hide your hurt feelings.
Speak in a friendly gesture and try to hide the fact that the reflect spell hurt
((So will anyone on the waitlist be able to play soon?]]As soon as I get around to kill someone. Too bad they are too careful.
((The binding scroll basically just ties things up.))Why spend time in potentially dangerous area looking for something small when you can just steal everything and check them out at your own leisure? Bonus points for extra valuables and other potential artifacts beyond the ones you are seeking for.
Use several balanced scrolls that make things smaller, and then much larger later to make the boxes small enough to hold all at once. Then use the teleportation scroll to get myself somewhere safer. Preferably near my house, but I'm not picky.
((I may or may not make Soleus retire after completing some more of his objectives, it should leave an open spot. Well, given he survives until said objective.))((So will anyone on the waitlist be able to play soon?]]As soon as I get around to kill someone. Too bad they are too careful.
Cameron seems to actually like these clothes and with a smile.Guess it is party time now. The carriage you use for your trip over to the party site is frankly best you have been in your life. It offers good privacy, soft seats and actually proper soundproofing. Beaumann keeps talking the whole trip, telling you about herself (her name is Eleanora), her late husband, business she runs (which is not all as legal as it's supposed to be), and keeps "accidentally" touching your shoulder and hands. She got little issues with personal space, it seems.
Mother would be quite proud to see me like this.
To the party if now is time to go just generally be polite along the way.
Soleus feels thoroughly exhausted. With the roof gone, he realizes how beautiful the sky is. And how cold the air at high altitude is.2. The spell to clean house merely summons wind that simply tangles Anna's hair.
As much as he would want to sleep immediately, he agrees he should make his house a bit more livable.
Cast a spell to clean the house, followed by a spell to repair the various damages done to the house.
Now I've burned that 2...5. One workshop coming up right now. Knowledge of its location is planted into your mind. What does mage's workshop actually contain? Other than tongs?
Actually do summon the fully-equipped auto-replenishing mage's workshop. In a different room than this.
<@Soleus:I have no clue.>
Go through the secret entrance and stick all the boxes on the ground (Take Tec).Now where was the entrance again?
Then contact my colleagues through the video conference.
"There's a damaged-looking golem outside my house. Does it belong to any of you?"
"...If it does, I guess I can make a few assumptions. Please try not to burn down my forest next time. Or leave me an angry fire elemental to deal with, but I teleported something nasty into Soleus' house, so I really can't complain. That thing was annoying, though."
"To celebrate our "friendship" let us march to the nearest city and demand tribute!"Nearest city is... [4] along the road I guess. You march ahead Dominic behind you and wonder what kind of tribute you could get. It takes about two hours of walking to reach it. Everybody you meet along the way gives you wide breadth, staring you eyes wide open and accelerating pace after getting past you.
Go to the nearest city and DEMAND TRIBUTE from the people!
"Eh? Oh boy, this can only end well ..." Dominic says, casting a last glance over at the statue.[4] Yep, this is going so well. He's already being called by names. You do pretty good job at trying to not be here and staring your toes akwardly. You could do better, you know. Like not being here at all.
Dominic follows the Elephant mage to town, remaining several paces behind and attempting to be unobtrusive when we arrive.
Okay first well check out the food get some expensive wine and look for the most saddest person in the room and bring them some food and something to drink.There's nothing that is not expensive, so finding valuable wine is not a challenge. You study the snacks table and pick the most expensive looking bottle.
In a genuinely concerned voice
Are you okay?
Everything a mage could ever need, in the order he'll need it.Everything? Nah, you need few more fives for everything. But with that one 5 you get some cool mundane stuff and a containment circle to hold on more dangerous things. Assuming you summon them inside the circle. Dunno what the cool mundane stuff is, but I think we will find out when you need it.
"Phew, there is still a lot of work to be done."You call the prime Command Orb to you hand. It connects you to extended senses and systems of the house. Command Room expands and moves the map to fit current location and Samuel's retreat on same area. With perfect sense of orientation it gives you make it move. Looking at how the map changes it shouldn't take long to arrive. Enough to get some household chores done.
Begin moving the house toward Samuel location. Cast a spell to create basic furniture, then an informative spell to know if there is a land or lands where mages are accepted and can live without fear of ending on a stake riddled with pitchforks.
Cameron flinches just a bit at the maid part before in a sympathetic tone."That's right! Especially good ones like she was! Getting replacement of equal quality won't easy nor cheap, all consolation money going for her family, reputation damage... It's not much per se, but it all accumulates rather quickly. All because of one annoying dream. It's a bad omen." He takes another long sip. "Did you too see it?"
I can imagine how much it would cost and it's not a preety thought plus I imagine maids aren't cheap...
....Damn ahaha I can't believe this guy confesses murder to me...
Keep talking.
Summon a Perfectly Generic Object.4. A ladle. It's very generic object.
Summon some food, wait for Soleus to arrive.1. Small glass sphere appears.
Manually clean up the house a bit, and make an inventory of my magical supplies left (if any). While doing the laundry, cast a spell to clean our dirty clothes.[6] It may be better to start off from clean state and just throw away everything that's on floor. You don't know what they have been in contact with, after all. Corroded traces that were left on the floor kinda reminds you of the monster Crazyabe summoned in his house, and who knows how what it has been touching. Better safe than sorry. You swipe all cutlery and heavier books on the floor outside and off your flying piece of land.
Dominic waits and watches the upcoming conflict, carefully considering the best use of his two reasonably positive spells, and what he can do to expend the negative ones quickly in the upcoming conflict.[4] Improving your undetectability is one way to spend good ones. Or summon a weapon. Or modify your force field to protect from things other than giant orange juice barrel. Or... well, that's about it. As for bad interactions something small maybe. Perhaps carving more poetry on ground? Or try to do something to the elephantman mage, he seems a bit self-destructive and you certainly don't want to be caught on that.
You dare call me a monster? Learn your place Human!2. Stopmy Stomp doesn't happen. Two coins materialize between you and harmlessly fall down.
Cast Stompy Stomp on the guards
((did the orange juice barrel happen to follow us to town?))
I can't tell if this makes me more, or less conspicuous. hopefully, the two crazy, outlandish fellows making the ruckus will keep the guards' attention (along with any bystanders' attention).((did the orange juice barrel happen to follow us to town?))
Actually yes. I forgot the whole thing. It's there with you two and probably should be attacking the guards right now.
Improve the workshop (with magic!)!5. Numerous blue crystals (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Ox2t5c4As) erupt from walls and ceiling around the containment circle. This dispel array sucks magic out of everything inside, effectively dispelling any and all enchantments if you wish so.
Move away from the sphere, and place the boxes on the ground so that they won't clobber me when they expand.You put the boxes on line giving each enough space for their inevitable growth spurt. Moments after you are done with that they expand rapidly back to their original size and then three or four times larger from that. In the end you have a wall of four meter tall and wide boxes.
Cameron casually shifts through his memory's for bad dreams....he finds none."Lucky you." he snorts. Another sip from the bottle. "Well, it's hard to put in any sensible terms which is why it was so annoying. Constantly changing, the moment I got some sense of it, it changed again. Kinda like feverish nightmare, you know? Utter lack of any order and structure. My dreams are not usually very structured either, but this one was even less so. One moment I was on probably on bottom of ocean, next in room too large to comprehend, then falling upwards from sky, then in... I don't know what it was. Some sort of twisted lattice made of intestines, repeated ad infinitum? Then I was helding the world on my palm and it was a cube, after that I swam in sea of fire colder than my mother-in-law and simultaneously hotter than that girl there." He points at one quite attractive maid fixing snacks on on nearby table.
Huh I don't think I've ever had a bad dream strangely enough.So what was the dream about?
say the above
Well, this is going swimmingly. Huh. What to do what to do what to do ... if I cast in front of these obviously hostile fellows, there will be trouble. If I DON'T cast, that elephant mage may be trouble. All I wanted was some shiny pants, a nice meal, and a clean tent.Frankly, the elephant dude is already in trouble if those crossbow wielding men on top of walls are any indication. Alarm is being trumpeted right now calling more guards to protect the city. They are also closing the gate, not that it would stop any mage who really wants to get inside. If anything, it's to keep civilians out of trouble.
((did the orange juice barrel happen to follow us to town?))
I cast Heal Tusk!
*Elephantman War Cry*[4] You roar at same time as trumpet from walls does, producing very menacing combination sound. Stabbing both of them is quite hard because they have shields, but you figure to leave one for the barrel man and handle another one by yourself. The guard rises his shield against your attack, but your tusks go through it impaling his shield arm. He screams and tries to stab you in turn, but he has hard time doing so, thanks for you lifting your head up along with his arm in very unpleasant position.
PUNY HUMANS
Use my tusks to stab them through
Let's see... Summon a scrying orb, in a different room from the lab.3. It's less an orb than formless glass blob, which makes it difficult to perceive what it shows. Scrying functionality itself seems mostly work, but everything it shows is very distorted to point where almost impossible to be certain what it shows. Familiar subjects are easier to recognize.
"My mother knows how to do that kinda thing very well I don't know if she actually takes customers but she's done it for me plenty of times.""Oh? Where she can be found at? Could you perhaps write me recommendation letter? I would pay lot for the service, but you understand I have large expenses coming soon."
Conversation it is thrilling.
Use my scroll of binding to contain the glass orb.6. The spell shape written with black steel flies up to sky. Moments later six very tall steel pillars fall from sky in rapid succession. They strike deep into ground forming a loose ring around the sphere. Six chains made of similar black steel slam against side of each pillar, bending tops together into a ceiling. Chains wrap themselves around the pillars, forming tight braid while descending closer and closer the ground, accelerating on each round. When last links of the chains finally meet the ground they do so at speed of sound. And as a cherry on top of the cake, six huge stakes strike through the chain links nailing them tightly together and the ground.
Do you have any paper or parchment on you or know where you can get some? If so I can write the location down for you along with a reccomendation letter."No, but surely master of the house has. Hey you!" He calls out nearby servant. "Fetch me two sheets of parchament and a pen!" The servant bows and hurries away.
I cast protection from harm on myself, Elephantman, the barrel, the guards, and the entire town.4. Brief glow on your and everyone's skin informs you about successful spell. Let's see how good it is. Ah, a Die shatters in your pocket.
Improve the orb, using the crafting staff.[3+3] The glass blob reshapes itself into perfect orb, so light, smooth and slippery that you must hold it with both hands very, very carefully.
cast Human Shield - Any objects that come towards me hits the guard.2. Your beautiful gray skin turns pink! Oh horror! And something makes horrible rending sound in your pocket.
Get those archers up on the walls!
((Didn't I use that 1 in front of my queue when I summoned the glass orb?))((Turns out you did. Makes me wonder what else I have forgotten to make note of.))
Make two teleportation scrolls, assuming I got rid of that 1 before.
((Oops, I was again sure I posted my turn))Anna gives it critical examination by running her fingers through it repeatedly. Many times. Eventually she buries her face on its softer parts and mumbles her approval.
"My, how...fluffy. Anna, do you think I should keep it or shave it ?"
Ask Anna to help me shave it if she thinks I shouldn't keep it.
"Time to turn our home into something a bit more proper for us."
Channel the power of magic to expand our flying patch of land, then create a powerful protective shield around the result that can be controlled via the control room.
If that is not too much for one turn, also turn our house into a villa/manor/palace (whichever is okay).
Rest in our villa for the time being, until we reach Samuel's location. Change clothes, take a bath, etc...[/bYou are already there.
Oh, my bad. Changed my post accordingly.Rest in our villa for the time being, until we reach Samuel's location. Change clothes, take a bath, etc...[/bYou are already there.
Write the location of mothers place down its near the coast and in a glade surronded by trees very idlic and on the second piece of parchment write a letter of recommendation for this guy to mother.((Punctuation please.))
hmm I didn't take to it very well unfortunately so I would not ask me I kinda forgot how to she taught me when I was like 5 I took after some of her other skills well like sewing and stuff though I learned mostly lots of practical things stuff you'll use often basically I learned how to maintain my self and my abode happy that she taught me that stuff I'd probably be in deep trouble otherwise.
Land near Samuel's location, and meet with him.The orb in your hand you move the island as low as you can. Getting safely off the island without magic is a bit of problem though. It does have some troubling height after all. Might be good idea to implement some sort levitating platform for transporting people and goods.
"Hello my friend ! I'm here to take Tec back, did he behave properly ? Oh, and what are you doing here ?"
Make an extremely gaudy stand for the orb. Preferably, it should be easy to carry.3. A copper bowl materializes. It's loose fit, so the orb rattles in it uncomfortably. But it works.
I dont know what this pink thing is but its pretty awesome!((Apparently I forgot to remove 2 from your last spell. Call out if you spot mistakes.))
Cast "Shoot Arrows" form arrows magically and use magic to shoot them at the archers.
"Did this die shatter? I though t they weren't supposed to do that. How is that possible? these have been around since forever, and have been used to cast far greater spells than this. Was it due to interacting with another spell from another die? that is baffling indeed."1. Numerous of black oily orbs appear all around you. The orbs twist and deform, and within seconds they pop revealing vile little creatures inside.
Dominic, still shaking his ass at the guards, contemplates what caused the die to break. He casts Fairy Bubbles absently as he ponders. Bubbles always brighten on's day, and aid one in serious thinking.
Let's see if we can try and talk to dear old mom from here mind to mind talk.3. The spell resolves into something very basic. No images, no voice or language is transmitted, but only ideas. Non-abstract concepts.
Soleus can't contain the tears when he sees Tec moving and operational.3. The platform is small and rather unsteady, you really have to focus to stay on it if you don't want to fall off. Tec is not getting up with it, his balance is not on human level.
"I will take good care of you from now on."
Soleus do wonder where is Samuel. Shouldn't he be waiting for him ? Maybe he got something funny going on.
Create an elevating platform to allow getting on/off the island a bit more easily. Then go check on Samuel, while leaving Tec and Anna to guard the villa.
Now, for a big one.This might be our most powerful spell since destruction of starting village.
Make the fortress self-replenishing, modifiable, and helpful in whatever I decide to do.
"YOU KILLED MY ORANGE JUICE BARREL COMPANION! YOU MURDER!"The guard roars and charges at you, but for mages casting spells is as fast as thinking. That's not to say you think fast, but rather the guard stumbles over his feets. Teaches him important lesson about berserking. His last lesson in fact.
Cast "Stompy Stomp" on the guard that killed the Orangejuice barrel.
Step out of the shadow I was presumably hiding under and greet Soleus. Help Tec up if need be, and give Excavation of Zaaerath to Soleus.Tec can't get up with the unstable elevator thingy Soleus made. I guess you want to use magic for assist?
"Why, hello, Soleus. I must apologize for the mess. You see, magic decided to give me an exponentially-growing glass orb, and I'm not quite sure what to do with it."
"these fat little balls of hatred are nothing like cats in any wya at all! Why did I think of them as like cats, except different?! This is absurd! You little balls of hatred, go away! Shoo! Git!"2. Those annoying pieces of fat shit do not shut up at all. If anything, they boost up their volume. That might be because your ears grew longer. A tuft of hair sprouts from your ear tips.
I cast Shut the Fuck Up, You Annoying Pieces of Fat Shit at all the twisted imps.
Cameron sends the thought of safety and trys to say son.Both idea of present safety and idea of male offspring goes through. Response is Happy. Desire/Need?
"Yes, yes I do. Do I need to enforce that claim?"No. Simply imprint is needed. Can't have just anybody making claims here. Your hand, please." the gargoyle hisses while extending its own arm. You extend yours in response and before you realize it, your arm is shoved elbow deep into gargoyle's teethy mouth. It bites down hard, looks suprised (because your skin and flesh doesn't break) and then it bites harder. A panic rises and you try to pull your arm out futilely, until your skin finally breaks and a bit of blood pours out. This seems to satisfy the gargoyle's need to bite. "Blood sample gained and master's identity ingrained."
And why is everything I try to make except people starting out really creepy anyway?"
If needed, further assert dominance over the fortress with that 5.
Either way, request the fortress take on a more...Not grotesque avatar.
"Mmh poor Tec. If only...ah ! Of course !"What is this "thruster" you are talking about?
Use magic to make Tec a steel golem with flying thrusters and a deadly energy beam coming from its eyes if applicable.
"Nice try non-magician but magicians are the best! Now time for your friends to perish."4. Near endless stream of high pressure water bursts out of your trunk. [1] ((Because aiming doesn't seem to be part of the spell.)) Controlling your trunk precisely when massive amounts of water is streaming through it is much harder than you expected. It flops around like berserking snake, the stream kicking dirt and rocks off the road and more than once tearing new holes into your pants. It is actually enough to break the protective enchantment on you and make you yell in pain as the stream rips skin off of your knee. And then comes the volley.
Cast "WATERCANNON" a strong burst of water flies out of my trunk and aim for the archers on the wall.
I'll cast Get Far Away From My Attackers![4] No problems with focus, it seems. It's good time to skedaddle somewhere safer.
"I do not think we need torture chambers.Just so you know, this breaks down like this.
And in any case, I would much rather not be the imperious tyrant lord who has torture chambers, that attracts all too much of the wrong kind of attention..."
But anyway...
Let's make the fortress a flying fortress, and provide transportation in the form of personally keyed teleportation bracelets. Also, the bracelets should actually have teleportation coordinates off the fortress which will then be 'caught' by the fortress should the visitor be authorized and lead to a separate room to authenticate the wearer, the bracelets should not leave the possession of their owner (that is, the owner can take it off, but if it's stolen, or the owner is kidnapped, the bracelet and the owner will be reunited), and also, tweak the personality of the fortress, because I'd rather be benevolent than malevolent.
((Let's not go with the energy beam then, knowing magic, Tec will turns into an unstable fusion reactor on the verge of collapsing))Getting back up into your villa is nothing sort of challenge. You fall off the platform FIVE TIMES, thankfully on rather low altitudes because the platform doesn't seem to have any call back features. That thing needs some serious work.
"That's perfect ! Hey Samuel, it seems your glass orb filled your cage."
After he used his scroll, Soleus said : "Well then. I guess I don't have much left to do here, farewell Samuel. I will contact you soon. And don't hesitate to call if you need some help."
Return to my villa, bidding Samuel goodbye. Read the Excavation of Zaaerath, and try to pin point the location of the ruins on my maps.
"I do not think we need torture chambers.
And in any case, I would much rather not be the imperious tyrant lord who has torture chambers, that attracts all too much of the wrong kind of attention..."
But anyway...
Let's make the fortress a flying fortress, and provide transportation in the form of personally keyed teleportation bracelets. Also, the bracelets should actually have teleportation coordinates off the fortress which will then be 'caught' by the fortress should the visitor be authorized and lead to a separate room to authenticate the wearer, the bracelets should not leave the possession of their owner (that is, the owner can take it off, but if it's stolen, or the owner is kidnapped, the bracelet and the owner will be reunited), and also, tweak the personality of the fortress, because I'd rather be benevolent than malevolent.
All right, rearranging rolls to:Sky fortress"Oh, come on. Even you need to relax sometimes. Regardless how benevolent you may want to be, the fact is that you being a mage will gather wrong kind attention anyways. You will gather enemies and hunters who will come after your head inevitably. If you aren't willing to flat out slaughter them on sight, then you need at least prison to keep them in after capturing them. And you need to extract information of where their base is so you can launch a counter assault and eliminate them out of existance at once."
Personality
Telebracelets (Which presumably just knocks off a couple of the super-advanced security features.)
Look around for a beautiful lady seemingly in distress send mother the base message of someone is coming over and be careful also try to communicate as best as possible I'm at a party.You send following concepts over: Other, Travel, Mother, Exchange. and Now/Present, Happy/Satisfied, Pack/Flock, Alcohol. Whatever mommy makes out of that is probably now clear because she sends request Details.
"Ah, yes. Thanks for reminding me."(5) The orb and its prison disappear just as it starts growing again. Someone is in for bad suprise, you think.
Use a scroll to teleport the orb to... Tenhe, cage and all. Resolve to check back on it later, somehow.
"AHHHHH MY KNEE!"5. New pink skin grows rapidly on your knee covering exposed flesh and kneecap. Pain recedes and it looks good as new. That reminds you about the hole on your right arm. Probably should fix that too. Maybe after this volley.
Cast "Heal" on my knee
((I'm in for a rough ride for a while here, looks like. Seven dice with marginal success at best, and floating annoyances to boot. Plus, I'm still mad that that spell broke a die. I am still guessing it was a "don't cross the streams' incident.))[6-1] Ah! Bastards think you are helpless now that you are blind and grow lazy with dodging! Using their voices to locate them you grab them both firmly. They feel quite fleshy, actually, squirming and screaming in your grip, trying to bite you fingers. Wringing their necks is hard when you have both hands full, so you resort bashing their heads together. Repeatedly. Many times. When they finally fall silent your fingers are coated with some liquid and jelly like mass. The stuff is bleeding between your fingers too. Ugh.
Dominic spends the turn yelling and swatting at the stinking dungpated gagglings bothering him. If he catches any, he will attempt to determine if tey pop harmlessly like bubbles are supposed to, by wringing their little, awful necks, if they have any, or bashing their lopsided, cretinous faces against the ground. If there is any.
"Yes, there should be prison cells. Don't go overboard though."All four of them have short stature and broad make up to the point it appears to be hereditary feature. They are close to each other in peculiarly similar poses. Horizontal, chest down, one leg behind in angle that wouldn't be comfortable, another bent under body as if to kick body up, one palm on same level as the bent leg, another reaching forward fingers wide, skull facing forward with jaw open. Actually I'll just show you."
I can get you a materials acquisition spell. Don't use it anywhere near populated areas without the permission of authorities unless the authorities in question are actively trying to attack us.
Tell me about those skeletons. Is there anything else hidden in the rock?"
Summon a d20. Then, install a precision mining/excavation tool, something sort of like a tractor beam, that the fortress can use to gather new materials.
Send the idea of mother strengthen connection so I can easily give details.Danger. Cube. is her response. If you recall it right, mommy kept one Die of Order for herself, and judging by the response she's in same situation as you are. Bad magic up.
Teleport myself directly into my tower using an actual spell (not a scroll).3. It's less teleportation and more of turning you into ethreal form and dragging you through the wall. You rematerialize inside your yard, shaking and feeling sick. As you stand up you find that part of your robe is stuck inside the wall.
"STOP SHOOTING!"2. Wind throws dust on your face.
cast "Fall Archers" makes all archers on the wall fall off!
"I should really do something about that platform later..."You really want to die, don't you?
After returning in his villa, Soleus looks at the next Dice of Order. A simple and clean [1]. He feels fear, after finally finding respite and returning to his home, he is terrified about losing everything -or more- again.
He is sitting in a comfortable sofa, frustrated over the joke that is that book. Whoever wrote it must have been a highly disillusioned person. Or someone not knowing anything about magic.
The "Wild" in Wild Magic isn't there for kicks and giggles. There is no possible way to convince the force known as magic not to screw everything over.
"What should I do. I lack so much informations..."
He glances again at the dice.
"Mmh. It seems every time my future dice was a [1], something really bad was summoned or incarnated. What if..."
A terrible idea dawns upon Soleus. First he writes his last will, just in case, giving everything to Anna in case of his death.
Then he storms out of the villa, explicitly telling Anna to shut herself in the command room. Keep Tec at medium distance, but not too close.
Grabbing the Dice firmly, I throw it on the ground in front of me, shouting "SUMMON AN EMBODIMENT OF MAGIC THAT WILL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS !"
blind? damn it, I didn't realise he physically put out Dominic's eyes.I guess you could remember few first ones. Or use your fingers to feel dots in the dice.
now how am I supposed to tell which die I am on? All I remember is 1, 2 or 3, 2 or 3, 2 or 3 ... do I have special mage memory to recall at least what the dice were before I was blinded?
"Fucking hell. If a one on fairy bubbles was that horrible, why would any mage cast any spell at a one? Well, I guess I am about to find out. and die."
Dominic forlornly wipes his hands on the ground, and casts Summon Flute.
You really want to die, don't you?
I have this simple classification system for spells, scaling from one to eight. Class 1 is what you lot have been casting mostly. Simple spells. Class 8 is where fundamental rules of reality are changed. Two highest levels cannot be archieved currently, and this spell actually ranks on class 7. And that's if you had magic roll 5 or 6. But you have 1. What I'm going to do? I didn't expect this kind of spell with this kind of roll. I probably should just outright rip your soul out. And Anna's. And probably do same for everyone in the entire continent too. Which also includes all players.
It's also midnight here. I'm gonna sleep over this and think about it more tomorrow. I'll give you opportunity to do same.
I would rather Cameron not die immediately with no hope of survival because someone did something really really stupid.Well, should have expected it going into this game. I Figured my character would play it safe, and expected some other player to come along at some point and cause him trouble, if he didn't die horribly and unexpectedly in a sudden cataclysm. Both of those came true. I also expected wild magic to backfire on my character repeatedly, and it did.
Small note to Aoshima:This kinda says what I mean better than I did.
The alternative action I wrote is just in case you decide not to execute the whole continent.
I have no problem with you doing it, even though I really didn't expect such a result.
That being said, the GM's will is absolute !
This kinda says what I mean better than I did.Well, your comment reminded me I wanted to say something like that as a note. I must have forgotten midway.
((Is there any chance I could teleport myself to some other continent right about now? Probably something I should have done a long time ago, anyway.))There's only one continent anyone is aware of. The one you are on.
why do you hate me so? Such simple spells, and their backlash is that bad. Bah.Letting magic rip out all souls would certainly fix all problems, but it also would end the game, and I'm not fan of that. Not so soon.
I should be on another continent from that get me out of here spell, but even if not, I'dsay let that spell go through, and let it be tpk. It's part of the game setting after all, and has been hinted at and outright stated several times - the size of the spell corresponds to the size of hte failure. and if a one on the level of soap bubbles can generate monsters that can poke out your eyes, and calling forth a flute can deafen you, then forcing the gods of magic to appear should ... hell it should strip all magic from the continent completely.
I'm actually surprised you didn't expect such reality bending magic to be attempted, are you new to bay 12? :P
Yeah I know I'm just wondering if my character has a chance of survival I'm fine with someone messing things up I'm generally not fine with instant death with no save roll.It depends entirely on how you are trying to spend 1's. Bad rolls ramp up power of your intented spell and turn it something bad, but in this game I think I haven't caused straight up death. Expotentially rising pile of problems leading to your eventual death, sure, but even those can be dealt with unless you have series of bad rolls.
Small note to Aoshima:I'm gonna go with that path. Yeah, I'm not willing to end the game so soon. Maybe after we have had some plot progress and after certain things happen. But even then I wouldn't be happy if anyone intentionally ended the game.
The alternative action I wrote is just in case you decide not to execute the whole continent.
I have no problem with you doing it, even though I really didn't expect such a result.
That being said, the GM's will is absolute !
Send a small thought of annoyance go see how Eleanora is doing.Agreement. mommy sends.
"No, she may come.Dwarves are strictly fantasy. No myth, legend, or historical record mentions such beings. Only some children's fairy tales talk about brave and stout mountain folks.
Dwarves, fleeing, but trapped in stone...That reeks of mystery...
Plug the pipes for now until we know what they're for. Unless they're serving a vital function."
Scry into the past of this fortress with the scrying orb. Assuming I don't die.
Just before articulating his words, a terrible vision assails Soleus.Dice of Order can't bake anything. They are dice. Very peculiar kind of dice, but still only dice.
It is vivid. So real. So close.
The sky has turned into some endlessly deep dark plane.
Black arms and hands of gigantic sizes are descending from the heavens.
Innumerable tendrils of black murk are rising from the earth.
The same blackness he glimpsed at with the Eye of Forbidden Sight.
The souls of all people across the land are ripped off from their mortal vessel by thousands and thousands of wicked hands.
And then they come for him. Cold and screaming. They have waited for so long.
As this apocalyptic scene is unfolding, a stoic voice rising from the world resonates in Soleus mind.
It says :You really want to die, don't you?
I have this simple classification system for spells, scaling from one to eight. Class 1 is what you lot have been casting mostly. Simple spells. Class 8 is where fundamental rules of reality are changed. Two highest levels cannot be archieved currently, and this spell actually ranks on class 7. And that's if you had magic roll 5 or 6. But you have 1. What I'm going to do? I didn't expect this kind of spell with this kind of roll. I probably should just outright rip your soul out. And Anna's. And probably do same for everyone in the entire continent too. Which also includes all players.
It's also midnight here. I'm gonna sleep over this and think about it more tomorrow. I'll give you opportunity to do same.
At this very moment, Soleus snaps out of the trance on his knees, shaken to the core by what he just saw.
Anna is here, embracing him strongly from the back, pleading with her eyes in tear to stop the madness he was going to do.
There is no way he could hide his intent from the perfect wife he asked. She could read into his heart like in a wide open book.
"I beg you Soleus, stop your madness ! Come back to me !"
He looks at the motionless dice with terror, then at his hands. Why did he even thought of asking for such a spell ??
With a weak voice, he says :
"DICE OF ORDER, BAKE ME A CAKE AND PLACE IT IN FRONT OF ME."
Make a summoning scroll, then summon a rock.For scroll you need to specify what it summons on high level. Type of creature or object. As in Scroll of Summon Mammal or Scroll of Summon Weapon.
Make a summoning scroll, then summon a rock.For scroll you need to specify what it summons on high level. Type of creature or object. As in Scroll of Summon Mammal or Scroll of Summon Weapon.
"I decided to go airborne. Fortress, Laudata, Laudata, the new avatar of the fortress, by the way. Also, fortress, can you get me a path to the location of those skeletons? But not too close."Scrying what?
Scrying, scrying...
Cameron gives a small smile a twinkle in his eye and in a upbeat yet courteous tone."Isn't it!? Countess knows how to make excellent party! Now, please do tell us again how you vanquished that Arkean saboteur." Eleanora winks at you, and the group of five people diverts their attention at you.
"Talking and relaxing mainly it's quite nice actually.
Do the above!,
Resisting with all his might, Soleus begins to extend his hand toward the cake.Will roll was going to happen anyway.
"Must...not...take...lie..."
Order Tec to destroy the cake, not before rolling for my sanity. ((I would like to have a willpower roll to spice things up. If I fail, I give in to the deliciousness. If not, Tec tries to destroy the cake.))
*Elephant Noise*[6-1] For brief moment before bleeding to death you gain perfect clarity. One last act of defiance, a gurgling laugh at face of death! You won't go down alone, not without leaving your mark into the world! Legacy of Drunken Elephant shall live in minds of mere mortals forever! With your last breath you whisper the words.
"ARGHHHHHH"
cast "Drunken Rage" make the archers drunk and shoot at each other.
Dark robed figure observes from shadows of forest as the elephant man dies. Mages bold enough to demand tribute from city are bound to have some good equipment, so as soon as excitement by the gate ends you proceed to loot his corpse, but all he has is nine Dice of Order. A great addition to your one. Spares you a big effort to find more.Spoiler: WIP (click to show/hide)
How is the character sheet formatted?
Make a weapon-summoning scroll, then summon a rock.Scroll written. You are running out of empty parchements soon.
"I decided to go airborne. Fortress, Laudata, Laudata, the new avatar of the fortress, by the way. Also, fortress, can you get me a path to the location of those skeletons? But not too close."
Scrying, scrying...
Back.That's still not very clear. Scrying back of what?
(it would only end the game for these characters)Feels like a three. Extrasensory Awareness of Surroundings it is then.
Alright ...
Dominic feels the dots on his next die very carefully. If it is 4 or 5 he casts Restore Eyes and Ears. If it is 6 he casts Lock the Gates: Prevent All Summonings. If it is a 3 he casts Gain Extrasensory Awareness of Surroundings. If it is a 2 he casts Find Elephant Mage. If it is a 1, he just throws it in the dirt and leaves it there.
ahhhhh oh god t-think of something![6] Well, thanks to your amulet of subjective truth you can basically tell whatever you want to and they will believe it. Hell, even Eleanora will believe it and she's the one who asked you to confirm her lies. You can claim to be the Emperor and they will still believe it!
THINK OF SOMETHING.
"Lets get started!" Create some dragon like peopleRight by the gates where another mage was just killed? Guards are busy beating each other at the moment so you can get away with it.
*unintelligible sound of a man with a cat pawn in the mouth*[4] Hnng, how you wish your lion face arm didn't have such enhanced sense of smell!
Cast a spell to return our bodies to the state it was before touching the cake, and order Tec to destroy the delicious lie.
((still with Will roll :D))
I mean, back in time.There's nothing more to see in the past of the fortress. As far as your scrying orb can see, you and Laudata were first people in it after very beginning of time.
Go to the site.
Also, summon a fuzzy dice.
"Statues?"
Try and think of what could be making me so unlucky in terms of dice breakage. Seriously, I've broken four of those so far, to everyone else's one or two.Your stone self takes two long steps closer, picks the golem up and throws it down like a tantruming child might throw a doll, except with much greater force and finesse. The raging golem simply shatters into pieces and leaves a small crater where it landed in.
Anyway, tell the big replica of myself to crush the newly-hostile golem.
feel my next die.Feels like two.
if 6, cast restore to full health and clarity of mind.
if 5, cast heal eyes and ears
if 4 cast heal eyes and ears
if 3, cast break whatever it is making that movement happen - I bet it's that summoned flute.
if 2, cast find elephant mage
if 1 toss it on the ground and ignore it.
either way, attempt to catch the stupid item making the movement at me, and break it in incoherant rage.
The [6] for their body and physical aptitudes. The [5] for their soul and knowledge.No can do. First comes body, then soul.
Okay, changing that accordingly.The [6] for their body and physical aptitudes. The [5] for their soul and knowledge.No can do. First comes body, then soul.
Still panting from the shock, Soleus thanks Tec swift action.Tec most likely doesn't understand gratitude. After all, it is only animated piece of steel, now also part flesh.
"Great job Tec, sorry for your brand new wing though..."
He doesn't know if the golem can understand gratitude, but the golem deserves it. He probably saved his and Anna lives.
Speaking of Anna, carry her to a room so that she can rest.
Contacting other mages of the conference, Soleus said :
"One of my Dices vanished again, after I summoned a delicious and murderous lie of a cake. With a 1 of course."
Then, realizing he and Anna feel alone in this huge villa for themselves, Soleus decided to fiddle with life creation once more. Considering his experiences, only life creation brought him joy.
Use the two following dice rolls to create a group of maid+butler that will live with us in the villa. Just enough for the villa not to be cluttered, as I guess we have enough room for more than two people.
An even distribution of male/female.
They should be "humans" as in like Anna.
They should be far more capable than the average human, preferably with different fields of expertise. At least one battle-ready butler/maid, ready to protect our home.
<That's not good at all.>4. Statues meld into new less creepy human forms. Helmets still tend to have horns, pauldrons spiky, and weapons painful looking.
<Say...Has anyone heard of a fortress that existed at the beginning of time?>
Can we maybe be less creepy-intimidating and more, like, regal-intimidating, statues of knights and stuff? (That's magic by the way.)
"Come my creation lets get out of here and find a nice cave""Okay."
Find a cave far away
return the lopsided cube f cool wood to it's upright direction, but turned so the 'moving' side is facing away from myself. I mean, that shold be easy enough. Even if I can't turn it, I can move around it. Also, how big is it?Yeah, pretty easy. Catching it when you can't see its size or shape is much harder, but you manage it. Roughly 40 cm at widest.
Feel next die. One. I don't want to attempt a communicate spell, lest i end up mute as well. Nor a move spell, lest I end up immobile, nor a summon spell, lest I end up eaten. Nor a 'gain information spell, lest I end up stupid(er). I guess I'll cast 'create comfy chair.'
"Here goes something awful ..."
((How strange... I wonder what happened for a future dice to turn into a 2...No worries, they were made to serve.
Also, my house turned into a session of Maid RPG. YES))
"ENOUGH !" shouts Soleus with an authoritative voice.
"I know this place isn't perfect, but this is all we have for the moment. Furthermore you shouldn't underestimate the true nature of this place.
I am Soleus Arendar, master of this villa and the one who called you to my side. Would you all kindly introduce yourself before making a fuss ?"
Use my presumed authority to make them calm down and introduce themselves. Show them the place around, including the command room and the garden. ((If they obey me without a dice roll is up to you now))
Give the enthralling tale!The tale you tell is this. In this tale you are an investigator investigating series of mysterious accidents in some far away town. Your investigations leads you into thrilling chase of clues, a brief romance with mayor's neglected wife and eventual duel between you and mysterious stranger who you reveal to be the mayor, an agent working for Arkea. True mastermind behind his trechery barely escapes from your clever trap, and you are forced to acknowledge him as your arch enemy because of later encounters with him, but those stories are confidential. It would spell troubles for you if you told about those.
"I did, you said otherwise."3. A pair of rather normal brooms manifest themselves.
Summon magic brooms for the fortress to sweep up with.
Summon some coal.1. Stone tiles under your feet turns black. Then it ignites. A stream of flames bursts high burning off your eyebrows and hair and setting your clothes on fire. You are now standing in a big and very hot camp fire. Better do something about it. Quickly.
Dominic casts Identify object on the lopsided cube, then identify object on the other thing he summoned, then identify location, then heal eyes and ears.3. A rather vague concept pops into your mind. Something about "doom" and "box"? Maybe?
"I don't think we should disturb them."((A species that reproduces by exchanging genetical material through holding hands !))
"Anyway. Laudata, how would you like to go down in history as the mother of a new species?"
Soleus is making a deadpan face. Sigh. He should have expected something from that horribly tasteful lie of a cake."Understood." Brian leaves immediately to perform the given task and Noel follows lazily. Tec walks to edge of your island and jumps off. Marie does likewise, but stops on the edge. She stares down few seconds and then turns to you.
"Look like we got a weed problem. Brian and Noel, try to find an axe or something for Joshua to cut the tree. Marie, you will keep an eye on Tec while he slows the tree growth. Don't worry he is a housegolem. I will introduce it to you later.
Oh, and to all of you. Don't ever approach the cake lying around. Don't even look at it. It's a magical artifact of doom, we will take care of it later."
Send Brian and Noel to find an axe or big enough sharp object to cut the tree.
Order Tec to rip branches off and throw them overboard, with Marie supervising him.
Cast a spell to analyze the Tree species.
"I don't think we should disturb them.""All right. You know where to find them if you need them later." Animated statue returns to its place by wall and freezes there.
"Anyway. Laudata, how would you like to go down in history as the mother of a new species?"
"I see. Another demented minion dedicated to my harm. Ah, if only I'd been content with summoning breakfast, I wold be settled in nicely, examning the broken bits of brain floating about the head of my statue of a deceased mage, rather than trying to placate all my tools and keep them from incessantly trying to kill me. Perhaps, though, it is as nature intended. Wild Mages are not built to last, it seems. And for good cause, if the legends are true.3. Doombox tones it down to more tolerable level, though you still would be happier with less volume. This level of noise won't pop your eardrums, but prolonged exposure still may damage your hearing.
Alright, what have I got? A three. Good enough."
I cast Quieten Doom Box on the doom box.
"And I think i will save these next two good rolls for when I have a better idea of my situation here. Perhaps i should just return to my camp, along with my new items. And maybe even the corpses of my erstwhile tormentors. Bloody imps. God, I shold really stop talking to myself."
"Hmm I wonder if there are any other wizards?It's not matter of "if", but more of "where". I assume those are both spells, because that's more fun way to interpret it.
Search for wizards! also try and find a suitable home
((Asking for a precision, is the tree on my flying island or just on the ground and so big it is reaching us ?))It isn't on your island, but on solid non-flying ground. Your island is touching the ground at moment, so a tree reaching same heights is not a particularly challenging. Horizontal distance from edge of your island is around 20-30 meters.
((I see, thanks !))((Asking for a precision, is the tree on my flying island or just on the ground and so big it is reaching us ?))It isn't on your island, but on solid non-flying ground. Your island is touching the ground at moment, so a tree reaching same heights is not a particularly challenging. Horizontal distance from edge of your island is around 20-30 meters.
"I am currently under the employ of the lovely lady in front of me so I'm sorry I most likely will not be able to come."With this attention moves back to Mrs. Beaumann as people try to negotiate some vacation for you and inquire how she managed to employ imperial investigator. She dances around the question and manages to avoid telling anything.
"Well, would you prefer a particular kind? But mostly, I have two sixes cued up and as apparently I have a quest for godhood, I should probably be creating worshippers. I'm asking if you'd like to have a part in the process."Laudata thinks this about a moment. "I have talked with others a little, and I think I would like to be rembembered as strong and capable leader. They are not as skilled as I would prefer, and one cannot establish a nation without a capable military. So if my lord is willing to continue creation, perhaps more martially minded people would be in order. If I may be so bold, what my lord does mean with 'sixes cued up'?"
"Oh, by the way, fortress, no harvesting any animals and try to avoid damaging plants too much."
"Yes I don't like that one bit!"6. You and your stuff fades out of existance and then fades back in your old camp. The iron bed torture thingy appears in same space as the statue of your dice donor and they end up merged together. The doombox appears inside your tent where someone is looting your things. Incidentally it too merges with his knees. His screams are rather loud.
Dominic casts Return to Camp on himself and his new items. he then casts Control Doombox, and lowers the volume to a reasonable level.
"A shame, I was looking forward to doing a little exploration, now that I had my eyes back and was in a new location. Well, it's good to be home. Unless it isn't .. that WAS a six, after all. I hope that giant flying dommray mountain remains wherever it was - far away from me.
"We should leave now before the Tree harms us. Everyone inside ! Tec, get back on the island !"You don't really need to be in Command Room to move the island. All you need is the control orb in your hand.
Rush for the Command Room and elevates the "island" far from the Tree. Wait for Tec of course.
Cast a spell to put out the fire I just summoned around myself.Being on fire tends to be quite distracting, don't you think?
Search for other wizards2. Image of lion and snake eating birds together fills your mind for some reason.
Oh Gods! Oh gods! Dude! Dude! why would you do that? Why would you try to loot a Wild Mage's stuff? Why? Look at you, this is horrible! Didn't you see the statue and the chair? Oh gods! You cold have had some breakfast but his is terrible!2. You know green man (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Man)? Because of green tattoo like that appears on both the doombox and his pants.
Dominic casts Gently Remove Person From Doombox.
"Dice that control the efficacy of my magic. Sixes are the ones where everything goes over the top."Please accept my apologies, my lord, but controlling magic is not possible. And yes, rank of general fits with my hopes for future."
...So you'd like to be a general?"
"You should already have the capacity to produce food sufficient for the needs of the populace, or was magic not paying attention?"
"I am not abandoning you again Tec."6. Tec's fleshy bits fall off and new wing sprouts out, but magic doesn't stop there. Tec's whole body shatters into pieces which float outwards before expanding and growing strands mending them back together. This change gives him more bulk while simultaneously making him less humanoid in appearance. His body is full of holes that begin giving off internal blue glow.
Use a spell to turn both uneven wings of Tec into a pair of working wings. Then order him to come to the island.
If it fails, order him to walk further away from the tree, we will fetch him when out of harm.
Get my payment get some kind of contact information from my employer and then go somewhere with few people and try and make my axe look cool via magic.Eleanora's contact info or the person's who referred you to her? Anyway, Eleanore lets you get to keep the suit and tells that she will hire you again anytime you need a job. And you also get a bag full of money.
Well, a large but finite number of reincarnating souls would work?Pool of reincarnating souls is quite perversion of nature, and would go right up to "messing with rules of reality" class which cannot be done currently.
Like, the fortress's whole 'self-replenishing' thing applies to them too.
Can I physically shuffle the dice in my queue?No.
"To some degree it is. Not a very great degree, but some.Laudata seems like she's about to object what you just said, but thinks otherwise. "If your lordship says so."
You will see in a moment, I think."
Well then.
Magic up the potential of an army for Laudata to be an extremely effective general of.
That is to say, the currently extant army should be directly proportional to our current need for an army, changing over time. The army should probably be integrated to the fortress.
Laudata should, as part of this spell, be granted the abilities and skills of the army members to draw upon as needed.
((If I'm using anything other than the sixes, let me know.))
"Come now, surely you can put together the different bits of the meal in different ways."
Use magic to make axe less murder looking if that dosent work Chuck it.2. It doesn't work. Rather it makes your skin so pale that you look like you haven't seen sun in last ten years. So you drop the axe amongst trash. It might cause some commodation when someone inevitably finds it.
"Rectification Brian. Don't ever approach me if I begin casting magic, except if I tell otherwise. Magic is unpredictable and dangerous, I do it knowing the consequences. And I don't want any of you to be hurt because of a mood swing from Wild Magic."Marie opens her heart. "Sir, I agree with Brian, you do not know consequences of magic. I strongly recommend not using magic of that scale anywhere near humans. If you continue with careless casting, I regretfully must step out of line and knock you out, sir. For your own good."
"By the way, what do you all think about magic ? Feel free to open your heart to me."
As for Tec, mmh, for now ask him to stay far from everyone, electricity is harmful to organic beings.
Cast a spell to normalize my body condition and temperature.3. Body temperature is returned to normal, and some of burns heal, but not completely. Still around half of your skin is suffering of burns.
"Turn you into a plant? Why would I do that? And you couldn't tell from the floating bits of brainmatter on that statue that this place was dangerous? Just look at it! Grow some sense, man! Now hold still and try not to scream. I don't know how this will turn out, but I have a good idea that it will work fine. Stop screaming. Stop screaming. Stop scr ... goddammit shut up!"4. Doombox slides out of his legs taking part of his pants along. "Oh man, I can feel my toes again I'm so sorry for being stupid sorry!"
Dominic casts "Separate This Poor Stupid Fellow From My Equipment Already," and then he casts "You Should Really Go On a Nice Long Vacation" on the fellow.
Fix my skin as best I can using my magic!3. Now it's more like you haven't seen sun for last 4 years. Pale still, but not so much it's out of place.
Soleus nods and answers in a half-defeated tone.They look at the Dice without stopping their eyes on them. Brian rises his eyebrow and whispers something to Joshua who simply nods.
"I won't deny you are right, I still can't grasp the full consequences of magic, but..."
He reveals the Dices of Order. And continues with a confident voice :
"...but with these, I can predict the future danger of any spell. Though don't worry, I won't be careless. I have seen...enough to understand the wicked nature of magic."
Sneakily look at everyone present with the Eye of Forbidden Sight, to see if their "True Form" is different from Anna's
Not-souled then.6. Shadows in the deadend hallway grows darker and darker until you can see only half meter ahead of you. Laudata gets as close to as possible without getting intimate. The demon wolf golems still following her form a protective ring around you two and you can hear your spider swarm skittering in darkness. Sounds of their walking ends with series of cracks and muffled bangs, soon replaced with growls and sharp claws scraping walls. Myriad red dots open in darkness, each staring you from near ceiling level.
And hold off on Laudata's skills until after creating a ring that stores kinetic energy that I can later unleash (out of my queue), and fixing up the inevitable flaw from the 3 (also from my queue). Then do Laudata's skills.
If Dominic survives, cast "Stop hurting Me already," and then cast "Restore Myself to Full Health and Wholeness of Body.Dominic survives and wakes up in pain after some time. Every attempt to move sends massive jolt of pain making you scream, which in turn causes more pain, more screaming, breathing in blood for bleeding gums, couching and feeling more pain in never ending cycle.
I have no witty rp, as I am unconscious, and know not what state I would be in, nor whether the angry fellow will remain in the vicinity, should I awaken.
Try and make another dragon person. this time female2. Smooth horns grow on your head. Perhaps it was too early for creation of minions considering the magic had no intention fullfilling your request. Likewise your next request will echo on deaf ears, but after that... yes, you can see promises of better future.
Samuel activates the video conference.Nobody responds yet. Guess they are busy.
"Well, I've been having some bad luck recently. Guess the burns kinda give that away. You guys all right on your end? I've still got a severe lack of beneficial magic, but I'm bored, have a staff, and might be able to get myself over in one piece. Should anyone want a hand, I'd be more than happy to provide it."
"...I really need to be more specific with this stuff. Magic likes evil vibes, it seems."3. You delived your opinion about how chaos based magic should not give you chaos based creatures when you want something. Predictably magic wouldn't care less about your opinion. You asked for an army. You got an army. One equipped with natural weapons and armor, yet still capable wielding artificial weapons. If you don't like them, then change them or be more specific.
Impress upon magic that I would like it to stop giving me new evil ominous things, although I wish to keep that which I have.
Soleus eyes Joshua suspiciously. How come he didn't hear clearly ?"Only one. What dice?" Joshua asks. Brian sighs and shakes his head. He turns away to walk inside the villa.
"I will repeat one last time. The Dice allows me to predict the good or bad will of Wild Magic. Anymore question ?"
Make them rich....in the art of lint making.1. They manage to make whining sounds before their bodies transform too much. One transforms into large ancient procelain vase decorated with intricate snakes paintings. Another turns into white marble statue of bear, third falls against wall in form of extremely high detail painting of some gleaming fantasy city. Fourth is twisted into large monster made out of varous bones and skulls. Last one is splattered on another wall. His remains form an fractal image of cogs in silver, gold, bronze, crimson and lapis lazuli.
you know what they say, try try againWhat's the point of trying if you know you will fail anyway?
"Now, I am severely put out. Why would anyone thingk it wise to steal from a Wild Mage? And leave them living? What evil have Iwrought to justify such treatment? Have I not limited myself to simple things, and almost exclusively to self harm? For shame. I am angry."2. You get a location somewhere in north west, near capital of the Empire. Which is very, very far from where you are now.
Dominic casts Find Tent, and then casts Curse (With Bodily Afflictions) The Thieves Who Took My Tent, Breakfast Items, and Goblet.
"That ought to learn 'em."
Summon some bandages.6. Numerous bandage rolls hover around you. They get very intimate with you, unravel, and start wrapping themselves around you. More rolls join the orgy when previous ones wear themselves out until you are completely wrapped up like a mummy. They didn't cover your mouth or eyes, so count your blessings.
Noel isn't here. She didn't return from "fetch an axe" quest.Oh. Editing action.
Give myself all the knowledge skill and equipment a world renowned legendarily skilled investigator.6. Best investigators make sure that not too many people know about them. It's easy to get enemies when you are solving conspiracies, preventing espionage and stopping coup d'etat. This man whose entire life magic just stole for you, as you can deduce from knowledge pouring into your brain, was employed in Arkea by the crown and he was responsible for capturing most spies and saboteurs that Empire was sending. Seems like good Mrs. Beaumann got it all backwards. Apparently war is much closer than anyone believes. Oh, and apparently they got interestingly efficient mage in their service. The investigator hadn't studied the case much because he was forbidden from get involved, but he deduced the guy had found a way to control magic to some degree.
"Alright. That's that taken care of. Gods, I think I better start protecting myself from others of power, like that big mountain in the sky, and that elephant guy, and so on."I suppose I actually have to draw the world map sometime soon. It has been sitting in my brain one and a half year already.
Dominic creates a handheld sphere which, when activated, projects a holographic display of the planet, highlighting locations of magical power. this map is to be controllable, such that Dominic can zoom in to the local level, or out to the interstellar, should he wish, and should include controls to turn off the magical highlighting, and add other effects, such as population, weather, or improper use of your, you're and yore.
"This Dice Joshua." says Soleus showing the Dice of Order once more.He stares at your hand a moment and nods. "Yep, you're right. He's nuts." he notes to Brian quietly, but not quietly enough. It possibly wasn't intented for your ears as he lowered his voice considerably.
Closing his hand, he then stands up.
"Where is Noel ?... Marie, can you go fetch Noel ? Both of you will be assigned to Anna until further orders. Joshua and Brian will stay with me for now."
Head to the Control Room, if no particularly sudden backstabbing event occur.
Discard the robe and summon some armorIt's little akward to take off with your new horns. You have to remember make neck of your shirts larger.
Order the golems to unwrap me, then bandage my wounds properly. As in, in a way that doesn't restrict mobility.[2] Your golems are simply not flexible or smart enough for this very complex and delicate task.
"Well, I've been having some bad luck recently. Guess the burns kinda give that away. You guys all right on your end? I've still got a severe lack of beneficial magic, but I'm bored, have a staff, and might be able to get myself over in one piece. Should anyone want a hand, I'd be more than happy to provide it.""Sorry for answering so late, I was having an argument with my servants. Sigh. Anyway, I got one good roll followed by many failures. I don't have much need for this [5] for now, so if you need some help call me."
<Hey, any of you two want on a floating underground fortress?>"Mmh, why not ? I should really visit you. Oh, good idea actually."
Carefully begin taking this stuff off me make some lint using magic.[1] "Careful" is rather wrong word for this. More like recklessly swinging your arms around unseathed blades and various chemical bottles. Coupled with your strength aura this naturally is very bad for your health, because you end up cutting your wrists completely open and soaking who knows what into fresh wounds.
Make my creations, which is to say, the fortress, the army, and (should she assent to this) Laudata, look good-as-opposed-to-ominous.You made Laudata's body with 5, so she's already drop dead gorgeous. And she probably wouldn't like it if you were to change her body more (with 6 no less).
"Welp, that is heavy. So much for portability. Ah well."3. Have a piece of thick log with a bowl carved on top. Simplest table you can get.
Dominic Casts Create MapBall Table to make a table with a sort of stand in the middle to support the mapball. Then He casts Create Comfortable Three Story Private Residence. to house his stuff and his self.
Get them to try again. Imperfect or not, they've got to find the ends of the bandages at some point.[5] By constantly directing and guiding their movements you get them unwrap you. It takes time and similarly precise orders tough, but finally your wounds are properly bandaged. You still end up looking like a mummy, but more mobile kind. Doesn't help with the pain though. Some cooling salves would be really nice.
Soleus sighs. Can't say he isn't used to this. After living a life of being scorned and misunderstood by magicless people, he is immune to any insult.You don't know such places. You are still by Samuel's stone dome. Haven't moved since you arrived.
Read the holographic map, and head for a place where I am sure people won't fetch their pitchforks upon seeing a floating piece of land. If I know of no such land, head for Samuel's location."Well, I've been having some bad luck recently. Guess the burns kinda give that away. You guys all right on your end? I've still got a severe lack of beneficial magic, but I'm bored, have a staff, and might be able to get myself over in one piece. Should anyone want a hand, I'd be more than happy to provide it.""Sorry for answering so late, I was having an argument with my servants. Sigh. Anyway, I got one good roll followed by many failures. I don't have much need for this [5] for now, so if you need some help call me."
Right. Did he say where he is? Let's assume he did. By Teeths. That's a long way to travel, but not so when you can fly. Still, it's will take some time.<Hey, any of you two want on a floating underground fortress?>"Mmh, why not ? I should really visit you. Oh, good idea actually."
Action change. Head for the Flying Fish Fortress.
INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOUInvent or cast? Makes huge difference.
Cast.INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOUInvent or cast? Makes huge difference.
INVENT THE SPELL HEAL TELEPORT SOMEWHERE WHERE I WOULD BE ACCEPTED. effects of heal teleport:IT TELEPORTS YOU AWAY AND HEALS YOU6. There's only one way this can be done with single cast. Magic simply backtraces you into place and time where you were healthy and accepted, and then restores your body into that state and location in present. The place and time in question is the camp you woke up on this morning. This means all your equipment and enchantments are gone because you didn't have those when you went to sleep. Only thing that remains is your memories, skills and knowledge. And your fame.
Let's cool it on the 'overbearing' bit. (use the magic.)3. The change is minor and you detect it only because you are looking for it. Still, better than nothing.
In the meantime, just relax and spend some time time resting. My life is too stressful.[1] ...no rest for wicked.
Gulp down firebreath potion, then immediately use the scroll of healing. I know this set of burns is coming, so brace for it beforehand so I can use the scroll right away.You prep up the scroll for immediate use and get the bottle equally ready for instant use. You take few deep breaths and pace around a bit while getting mentally ready. This is gonna hurt. Considering how hot the bottle is to hold, you have to drink its contents with one gulp. You stop and reach to the bottle, hesitate a moment, and then steel your will. It only hurts for a moment.
"Excellent. I was actually expecting a very flimsy card table with a wobbly leg. This is a step up! Now all I need is a wife, 2.5 kids, a dog, two cats, some fish, and a picket fence, and I will be living the average life. Again, I really need to stop talking to myself. People will think things, and that is always dangerous."That hanging swing might be more on luxurious side than comfortable zone, but guess it's fine. Every house needs one luxury item.
Dominic casts Teleport MapLog into reading Room. And then, assuming this does not destroy the log, the reading room, or Dominic, he upends the log and rolls it onto the porch, sets it to the side of thestairs, next to the banister and the hanging swing, and returns to lift and lug the MapBall up, placing it in the bowl of the log. Finally, he sits in the hanging swing:Spoiler: like this, btw (click to show/hide)
and activates the mapBall, examining the nearby region for signs of magic and danger.
Let's try that again.4. Fine. Have your royally impressive stuff. Architecture still tells the tale of man who's filthy rich and very aware of the fact.
"Laudata, what do you think of me?"
Teleport myself to that nearby village!3. You are dropped off right on front of the forest fire. Which happens to be like a kilometer or so away from the village.
Try to make a female dragon person again!3. Bunch of dead dust from ground pools and forms a thin scaled person. Evidently female mammal, but otherwise no different from the man you made earlier.
((posting to say I am here. I am kinda at a stall point though, and can't think of the next thing Dominic would do magically for the moment. He is contemplating getting that three done with, and either protecting his domicile from wild magic (probably a recipe for breaking a die) or perhaps summoning a cook.))We could move hastily towards next night and get some fun for everyone. I think clock should be at least 4 PM by now.
Run away from the fire!You run and cough the whole way into the village. It is exactly as it was last time. Nothing has changed. Except the smoke from fires. That's new.
"You have a point. Ones are generally known to go catastrophically wrong. I should do something to ameliorate the effects of failures and near-failures, but I've a 2 in my queue right now... 2 3 3... 5. What should I do with the intervening...Ah."2. A piece of paper falls on your feets. You pick it up and read what's written. The writing is eloquent, describing exactly what you just did.
Summon a grand, ornate, ostenatious staff.
Then, improve the Kinetic Ring twice.
Then, wait.
((Uh. I forgot to post again.))"She spoke words she shouldn't have." That's all she has to say.
"Anna, what is happening ?!"
Boredom, boredom. Summon a rock?You have holed in well protected place in middle of nowhere and everyone is rather running away from it than towards, thanks to to burning forest surrounding area. On top of that nobody really knows who you are or where. Go out there and make name for yourself.
Greet the villagers that are undoubtedly leaving and loot like last time.Well no, you didn't travel back in time. Your bodily state was merely reverted to earlier state, location included.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Think about options to fulfill my deal with magic.Sleep already? You can have a power nap in your master bedroom where fortress happily leads you by marking the path on floor. You see few very lost looking people. Perhaps it is because of constantly changing architecture and floor plan. Maybe if you some day stop changing it with spells, you too can walk around without getting lost.
Ok lets try and make another dragon or 2. i also want to transform into one5. Space distorts not far from you as two elegant fully adult white dragons (http://sandara.deviantart.com/art/White-Dragon-v2-578426429) come into being. In perfect synchronization they stretch their wings and slap dust into air with their long tails. They turn their heads towards you and wait. They make you feel small and weak.
((Oh, by the way, I was thinking more the Wal Mart version of that hanging swing - the one in the pic is a tad fancier than the one I had in mind - that was just to distinguish it from the bench style swing.))3. You get two blocks of wood with leafy face carved on them.
Dominic summons five garden gnomes, tastefully arranged on his new front lawn.
Soleus has full faith in Anna. So if Noel said something she shouldn't have, it must be serious.Marie freezes when first word escapes your mouth, and Noel takes the change to give her one sharp jab on stomach, one that makes her grunt and double over. Noel takes two steps back wiping blood from her nose and feeling her darkening face.
He shouts :
"ENOUGH ! BOTH OF YOU, STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW !"
Oh then just get out of Dodge down that road.Righto. You keep running until your lungs refuse to keep up with the demand your body is putting on them, which happens quite soon actually. Way too soon.
((Good with that))Having advancing forest fire behind you half walk half jog with your lungs on fire. It takes time, but you reach a river. After hobbling to other side you sit down to catch you breath for a moment. A mistake. World goes black and you fall unconscious.
((That's my action, in a nutshell. Skip to the next morning. It's evening now, isn't it?))5. Ability granted, but depending how radically you change your body you will still temporarily black out. Like for a fraction of second where most of transformation takes place. The enchantment will fill in details of new form even if you are hazy about it.
Actually, one last spell.
Grant myself and Laudata the ability to seamlessly, painlessly, transform into any form we desire to have, while still maintaining our consciousness.
Have the scacled couple ride my back and fly off to 1.get a cave 2. Conquer and pillageSpeaking with mouth of dragon is quite different, but you get it after repeated attempts. Your humanoid minions climb on your back and grab hold of your spinal spikes. You actually have to twist your neck to confirm their presence and readiness, so light they are. Now then, off to the skies! Mighty leg muscles coil and then release their power kicking you up, wings spread out and strike down, making small dust storm below and pushing you higher up. Wings back up ...ooops, not like that! Only paniced flaps keep you in air as you learn to fly by the hard way. Eventually you get hang on it and rapidly fly higher and higher. Your two dragon minions follow with far greater grace. Compared to them you are complete amateur when it comes to flying, but you are getting better every second.
"Both of you, get proper first aid immediately and in separated rooms. Once you are both done, I want the two of you in my office in ten minutes maximum to tell me what happened."Suppose you can have an office.
Soleus heads for the office, and wait for Noel and Marie to come. Then he listens to what they have to say.
DreamsYou open your eyes feeling fine. Wind is blowing your hairs upwards and gently fluttering your clothes. Feels like floating in water, except not. You look down and discover infinte ocean, no not ocean. Way too light blue. It's more like a sky, with clouds. Huh. Then you look up. Wow, look at that, it's a ground above you, got ocean and all. Isn't that the city you were having party not long ago? Yeah, it is! How did you end up on sky above it? As soon as you realize this gravity grabs you and starts pulling full force. Except not towards ground, but upwards to sea of coulds. You panic and try to cast spell to control your fall, but nothing happes. Absolutely nothing. Weird.
DreamsYou open your eyes in darkness and in your old human form. Not in complete darkness, though, you see stars everywhere. Behind you is something different though. A cube, large enough to be hold in two hands. Under it is a very bright dot.
DreamsOh no, now isn't time time to sleep! You snap awake and find yourself somewhere else entirely. Not sure where, though. You don't remember seeing any place made entirely out throbbing intestine matrix like this is. Each intestine string is twisting into knots and resolving with complete disregard of the fact that they are passing through themselves and each other without any trouble. A bit on nightmarish side.
DreamsYou wake up on hard floor. Hundred miles above you is a ceiling made out of mile wide panels, and something round and large is shining bright white light down. You sit up and look around. You are in incomprehensibly large room. Walls are hundreds miles apart and corners disappear into fog. There's a gigantic, finely constructed table some 20 miles form you and equally large chair on rolls next to it, each roll half miles tall. Either everything is improbably huge, or you are improbably small.
DreamsYou awaken in infinite sea of fire. Fire everywhere! It burns, oh god how it burns! ...but if it is so hot why you are shivering then? It makes no sense. Every time tongue of flame licks your body it sends shivers of cold along your spine. It's freezing cold. No wait, it's very hot! Oh god, it's paradoxically hot and cold in same time. Damn, might as well ignore it.
DreamsCold water on your face wakes you up suddenly from your restful sleep. It seeps into your ears and lungs as you unfortunately notice when you try to demand explanation for this stupid prank. You find out that nobody is around you, and you are in fact sitting on sand far below surface. Gentle currents wave your hair and clothes, waves far above distorts ligh into pretty patterns on bottom, brilliantly colored fishes swim around you. Panic and fear of drowning takes over, and you hold your throat in attempt to keep water entering, though it is already too late. You hold your breath and try to swim up, but currents press you gently back down.
Cameron smiles at the strings waving."Ice is static as hell, you dumbass! It never changes and I don't like that! Now fire, there's beauty in there, constant change and no two moments go where it is similar to anything seen in present. That's why dance of fire hypnotises you. Look inside yourself, and you know this to be true." As it speaks in anger, its colors bleed out and start coloring air around it.
"Burn? Perhaps though I'm more of a water and ice kinda person the world flooding would be much cooler or freezing over a twinkling paradise sparkling and pure."
Say the above ever so slightly dazed
"What more do you desire, then?"Speaking is suprisingly difficult with water in your lungs. It moves out slower, yet sound travels faster making your voice different form usual. The thing approaches you slowly filling your field of vision.
Soleus greets the blob with surprise :"Do you often imagine yourself as a green blob? What delusions of grandeur you have there. You are a weirdo, pal, but you are my kind of weirdo. No, I'm not you, I'm what you channel every day. Ring any bells, hmm?"
"My other me, is that you ? If not, who are you ? I don't remember what I forgot sadly, as, well, I forgot it. Do you ?"
"Wha... what's going on!? Why am I talking to a muffin!? Am I in hell? What on EARTH is happening!?"Sir Muffin scoffs at your confusion.
Say the above.
Dominic smiles at the bag headed doggy. "I do! I do think the world is a tad unfair." He then frowns thoughtfully for a moment. "I am, however, a tad nervous about this 'good news' you proclaim. Well, nothing for it, I guess. Tell me more?""Woof! Woof! Good news is that we can make world better together, you and me! And me and others, but that's not the point. A sniff here, marking three there, biting hand elsewhere. A little things everywhere, all coming up together into sparkle of justice!" the dog can't hold its exciment, it runs in circles chasing its tail until it calms down enough to talk. It is easier to focus on it and ignore the massive scale difference here. A welcome distraction.
" oh you are so adorable. might I know why I am here?"Owl does small happy dance as you praise it.
"Is it war, or freedom, that you want?"It swims closer, spreading its softly glowing tentacles wide. A welcoming hug. Invitation.
"...Very well, then. What is your offer?""To you, sir, I offer a gift in exchange for service. Northern kingdoms lacks direct land route to your insignificant Empire. Make them one. You have all tools required for this small task."
Say the above.
"speckles...of change I can probably try to make the world a happier place."You both fall into cloud. Cold water condenses on your skin and clothes. Rainbow emitted by the talking thread bundle expands deep into violet and red, showing you colors you have never seen before, colors you have no name for. It boggles your mind.
"Oooh! OOOH! So it's you ! My best friend and worst enemy, my soul pal and the nemesis of my fate ! My twin evil brother of course ! Though you must look like this because you died during childbirth.""HA HA HA! You're so funny! NOT!" The blob grows itself incredibly muscular torso, its face located on chest. You could grind meat with those abs.
"Ha ! Just joking ! You are Wild Magic, or some embodiment of it right ?"
Soleus attempts to high-five the green blob, and continues on :
"Yes I do remember where I got the memory loss. What of it ? Do you want me to get back there and find out what happened ? What would I win from it, and how would that help you ? By the beard of the Archmagus, I have so many more questions about you."
"Oh my. This sounds so risky. I'm nervous. I like to make the world a better place, but I worry that this might be a deal with an extraplanar being of extreme cunning and ulterior motives that will cost myself or others their very beings in exchange. I mean, you seem great and all, but as you said, the world is so unjust, that you could be bait. I am interested, but can you help me to understand what it is you re asking, and what the new, more just world will look like? And what this will cost us all?""No worries, mate! I don't know what it will be, but it's gonna be good! New exciting things every day, maybe you get shorter days, maybe day never ends, maybe you'll get two suns! Who knows! But everything starts with change, doesn't it? Injustice doesn't go away if nothing changes, doesn't it!?"
Ok I'm in, also my little friend you just secured a dragon as an agent""Excellent!" The owl hoots excitedly. "For starters you could use up all magic. Like spend it all. Massively large scale spells without killing anyone. Not a big task for a big mighty dragon like you, right?"
((Oh God, you found my weakness. Two of my weaknesses. Darn you. Darn you to stuff!))((Kitties I get, but what's the another? Climbing on you?))
Dominic instinctively reaches to pet all the kitties, and holds one to his face, pressing his ear to it's chest to hear the little purrs.
"A resurrection tree in the capitals? Sounds good. I will do it. This ... this could be good. it could be bad, but it could be good. i'll go. It almost feels right, you know?"
"Wouldn't I die if I used all my magic?""Magic isn't yours really. Worry not, it won't kill or hurt you at all! Or anyone for that matter."
"So you want me to kill people... Why are you asking me?""Who else I would ask? If it makes you feel any better, they are killers too. Would you rather initiate war between all nations?"
"Yet another deal with you wicked pal. My reason begs me to refuse, but my curiosity begs for more. Would you answer if I asked you what is the true nature of Wild Magic ? What is the end goal of this sentient force ? Does it even have one ? In short, what is Wild Magic and what does it want with us ?""I'll give you one word. 'Restraint'. Anything more will cost your soul or your life, though from your perspetive it's one and same thing. Knowledge doesn't come free. Allright then bro, see you later! Ta-ta!"
Soleus stared at his interlocutor.
"I know this is an abyss from which there is no escape, but I will take the deal. This is my only chance to discover the truth I'm craving for, isn't it ?"
"Freedom I will give. War, I cannot promise. They are but simple people.""No? How curious. It is fine to refuse, however. Is that what you are doing?"
"...That would cause war, yes? I do not care for the empire, but this could do a great many people an injustice.""Your leaps of logic are fantastic to observe, my good sir, as is your habit to jump into conclusions. Truly admirable. But my goodness, aren't you full of desires! Not satisfied with mere gift! Well, answers will be within reach of hand when you wake up. Is this sufficient advance payment?"
"I could do it, I suppose, but on one condition: I want to know who you are, really, and why you want war and death."
[[Whats burn magic?]][[A magic that inflicts damage directly to the heart of the target, generally via witty and sarcastic statements.]]
[[Whats burn magic?]]an action. he is offering for yo uto burn magic - to use it all, right?
That's right. Use it up all. Spend every last bit of magic in existance. Very large scale spells work best. Lots of them.[[Whats burn magic?]]an action. he is offering for yo uto burn magic - to use it all, right?
"....war? Explain now!""What there's to explain? War is this thing where humans tell other humans to go kill each other. Surely you have heard about it? Make that happen world wide. Or go hunt mages. Or don't. That's fine too. Make up your mind."
"I am not refusing. I am stating my capabilities. I do not know if I can make the war you desire. Although if freedom and war are the same thing, then how would I be refusing in any case?"One makes another easier to archieve. Freedom comes from first deal. War comes from second offer. It is up to you which path you walk first, but gift comes from second. That is all we/I have to offer to you."
Though if you have a less... Violent offer, I'd gladly hear that."
((justice, resurrection, and aiding people are ideals for me. I probably put too much of myself in my characters sometimes))Well, have fun then.
Upon awakening, Dominic prepares for a journey.
"Oh my. Before, I was content to cast no spells. now, I have so many useful ways to cast. i could make portals, bags of holding, self protections, and more. I could travel instantly, create ... ah a! I now what I must use my best spell for. This will probably make the overall quest much simpler, though not less risky, I think. yes. hmm."
Upon waking up, if Noel and Marie are still here, Soleus asks :You wake up on your own bed, alone. Smell of delicious breakfast tickles your nose and morning sun shining from window pokes your eyes playfully. Shading your eyes you get off the bed and find yourself undressed. Your clothes are neatly folded on bench by window. While dressing up your ponder who could have done that. Anna is most likely culprit and frankly you don't mind if that was the case. Other options wouldn't probably be gentle enough to keep you asleep.
"...How many time passed since I dozed off ?"
Wake upYou have to say waking up on pile of gold would be much nicer. Another note on mental task list. Your dragon minions are just finishing up eating corpse of the frozen humanoid minion. Looks like you have to hunt your own lunch today. Another thing to learn to do as a dragon.
"Speak, then."It has spoken already. What you want to hear?
What its offers actually are?"Speak, then."It has spoken already. What you want to hear?
Start war. Get gift.What its offers actually are?"Speak, then."It has spoken already. What you want to hear?
What will happen when all the magic is used up?Guess you have to see.
Go find a village, take over eat a few horses sheep etc[2] You spread your wings and hungrily search for a village to terrorize. However it turns out you flew quite far into sparsely inhabited regions. You probably have to resort actual hunting. Besides one horse alone is enough to fill up your stomach.
"...You skip outside to make your seeds. It wouldn't be good if you were accidentally drop the seeds into fire rigth after creating them.
Dammit
..."
I first cast Create Ressurection Tree Seeds, with the intent of creating a bag of them, enough at least for each capital.
I then cast Extinguish Kitchen, with the intent of ... putting out the fire. Unless the fire has spread beyond the kitchen, in which case I cast Extinguish House. I also try not to get caught in the fire.
Soleus stretches and get dressed up. He exits the room, and heads for the delicious aroma.You find everyone in diner eating breakfast with your portion is set aside. Noel doesn't look much different, still mauled. Maybe a bit lighter bruises? Others don't look any different really. Your servants however do cease eating and stand up as you arrive. Anna greets you warmly.
Go on and have breakfast with everybody. How is everyone looking ?
"...there is something wrong with you!""Perhaps, but same could be said about you. You wouldn't be magician otherwise. My offer stands, you know what to do if you want my gifts. Now, bugger off."
Nod."Excellent. I will be expecting promising results soon!"
"Very well, then."
If I wake up, take a look around for those answers I was promised. Read them, assuming they're in arms reach. Also, teleport that enemy I summoned before away, assuming it's there and the 4 I remember is still in the front of my queue. Otherwise, earth-shape a pair of hands to crush it. Worked before, it can work again.
Fine then?Taking this as an agreement, it wraps its tentacles around you softly and throws you out of dreams less gently.
Is their a possibility of them seeing my character?Nakéen and TheBiggerFish? No, you are way too far in south. They are more like in center of the map while you are close to southern edge of the world.
"Hold. They're friendly. Probably, at least.""Tsk. Wasting my ballista placements there... Fine."
search for a village hunting along the way[2] You are starting to feel you are lost here, quite possibly flying in circles. That lake seems very much like last five you passed over.
"My compliments to the chef, this breakfast is honestly the best I ever had the chance to eat.""Thanks boss. You won't eat anything worse as long as I have even a half decent kitchen available." Brian responds with a bow and grin.Give 1d6 Favor to BrianCongratulate Brian, and after inquiring about everyone state, give tasks to the four of them. Cleaning the house, tending to the messy grasses outside, and generally be on the lookout for any problem.
Soleus then gazes at the majestic flying castle. His thoughts fly somewhere, and he opens the communication channel.
To Arken "Hi Arken. Sorry, but I won't be able to visit you right now. I have a sudden change in plan, and I'm required elsewhere. I hope it doesn't offend you."
Use the Command Orb to redirect the Floating Island toward the forest where a part of my memory disappeared.
Dominic Casts Summon Breakfast, then, after eating breakfast on the porch, he casts Create Travel Knapsack.4. Magically generated breakfast is reliable and fast, even if not outstanding. Definitely better than your latest attempt, by far margin.
"Gonna gett hat fixed, but other matters are pressing ..."
Summon a rock.2. No more rocks for you, sir. All your body hair grows longer, stiff and red.
Get moving try to find the roadYou are on the road already, or rather collapsed by it. Or did you mean the main road between capital and the port city?
((No, actually, because telepathy...))It's not telepathy. The spell transfers sounds and light around you to connected people according your desire so they can see and hear what happens around you. Technically Nakéen and Whisperling can see behind you if you let them.
Summon a Perfectly Generic Object.
Go find a village with my 2 dragon creations hopefully I can take over a kingdome![2] Nope. You are hopelessly lost. And flying with full stomach is rather tiring. So when you third time fly over your hunting and dinner spot you decide to just land and rest for a while.
"A village was on fire and unfortunately I was in said Village.""Oh boys, yer life must really suck today", one says shaking his head sadly. "Say, ya got any goodies? Treasures of unfathomable power? Or just oldfashioned jewelry?"
Soles answers to Arken :This slightly confuses her. "... we have lost memories? When?" She walks behind you and starts massaging your shoulders. "Was he the one back in village with weird house? Where doors did lead to very different places?"
"Strange. I hope it doesn't foretell an impending disaster."
(...)
Anna rightfully asks Soleus where they are going. Soleus simply answers :
"Back to the place where we lost our memory. I had a vision from an old acquaintance telling me that if I didn't take care of what took my memory, terrible things would happen."
((I laughed. Literally. that's hilarious and horibble, but I can work with that.))5. ...a fancy spell you got there. So you want to turn it into mix of The Luggage and Bag of Holding that sometimes spreads shit around?
"You're no angry sentient giant orange juice barrel. Let's see what we can do about your little eccentricities, shall we? I was going to use this five for other things, but, magic is a fickle thing."
Dominic casts Selective Crapping on the crapssack, with the intention of being able to access a clean space(and having the crapsack be clean leather while doing so) for storage, while also making the crapsack stop crapping on command - in other words, it's it's normal self, except when I wish it to be clean or to not soil everything. And it is to not crap on me under any circumstances except whrerein doing so would be of significant benefit to myself.
Then I cast Forecast to see whtqa the weather will be like on my travel, and turn the doombox to a jaunty, traveling tune. or a death march, if jaunty is out of it's range. Whichever.
((Woah, Dominic has like the best companions ever. How envious..))I know, right? And I wasn't even trying for any of them. if only Giant Angry Orange juice Barrel hadn't died ... omg I just had an Idea. I have Mrak of the Green Man, and am on a quest for resurrection ... a revenant orange Juice Barrel seems just the thing!
On a life-long quest to resurrect his soulmate, Dominic fought against thousand evils and endured thousand hardships...((Woah, Dominic has like the best companions ever. How envious..))I know, right? And I wasn't even trying for any of them. if only Giant Angry Orange juice Barrel hadn't died ... omg I just had an Idea. I have Mrak of the Green Man, and am on a quest for resurrection ... a revenant orange Juice Barrel seems just the thing!
That's right - CrapMonster Luggage. Terry Pratchet would be proud.6. Nearby tree falls barely missing your house. Then another. And another. Total twenty trees fall on their own accord. They vibrate enough to turn them into semiliquid mess of tree and leaf fibers. The mass flows together, reshapes and solidifes itself into something that looks like a tree grown into shape of gigantic centipede. Except this one is far more mobile than your avarage tree.
"Now, time to get this show on the road, probably."
I cast Summon Riding Mount, followed by Place Warning Sign in The Front Yard, Followed by Lock This Place Up So Thieves and Other Enemies Can't Get In, followed again by Animate Statue of Dead Mage.
I then place my green man blocks in the crapsack, along with any decent traveling clothes that may have been created along with my comfortable home, my Wild Magic For Dummies Pamphlet, my Long, Blocked Drinking Straw, and any traveling food I have available. if the Doomboxd is mobile, I let it follow along with the statue and traveling pack, while I mount the riding creature. if the doombox is not mobile, I have the statue carry it. I examine my entourage before setting out for the nearest capital.
"There is no way they won't welcome me with open arms and loiving gratitude, arriving in splendor such as this!" Dominic declares, grandly, if a tad sarcastically.
After resting a bit continue the search heading west[4] West is... in direction sun doesn't rise from, right? So if sun is in that direction, then west is probably opposite way. Right? Right. Let's roll. Now that you have definite direction and you are paying attention further away you actually can see edge of the world from here. Maybe hundred kilometers in south or so? It's not very clear view, but you can see definite line where ground ends and sky continues below horizon.
((Woah, Dominic has like the best companions ever. How envious..))Anna thinks about it before answering. "For them I think it was good. They definitely are happy to be alive. Perhaps it would have been better if you didn't bring them but others instead, but what is done is done. In grander scale it sounds like it might have been a mistake. Sorry."
"Mmh no, it seems to be something when we were fleeing from the village. Something must have happened in the forest."
While saying that, Soleus asks :
"Say...did I make a mistake bringing these four persons here ? Maybe you preferred when there was only the two of us..."
Well. Shapeshift the scales away... Or... No, I think I'll go for a new look. White scales, tough, durable, regal.((Shapeshifting is still a roll, though you can't really roll less than 3.))
I have nothing particularly valuable.Technically it isn't a lie.
Lie.
Change action: Look for other wizards. and if I have spare time find a village to conquer or protectDoesn't really change end result. Mages are not that common, though they might be highly visible when their spells backfire. Anyway, no wizards on sight.
Next update on next Monday.((Oh, see you next Monday then !))
Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.You can't do two things with single spell. Also don't you think killing an enemy you can't see, whose location and nature you don't know with a single unspecific spell is a bit cheap? Granted, you got 5 up in queue, but it still feels rather cheap shot.
Follow the roadNorth east or south west?
Should make him specify what the spell is to do and how. Just "kill the enemy" is pretty vague. but then, I did cast a curse on "whoever stole my stuff." So a hunter-slayer spell could work okay.Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.You can't do two things with single spell. Also don't you think killing an enemy you can't see, whose location and nature you don't know with a single unspecific spell is a bit cheap? Granted, you got 5 up in queue, but it still feels rather cheap shot.Follow the roadNorth east or south west?
((Could I do a timeline-manipulation sort of thing where I reset it's "location" to the point just before I summoned it? Wouldn't kill it, but as long as it isn't in my house...))That sort of thing you could do.
...yours was 6, wasn't it? But it becomes excessively hard to kill you if I let you kill enemies that easily. World is your oyster, do something more creative than "kill".Should make him specify what the spell is to do and how. Just "kill the enemy" is pretty vague. but then, I did cast a curse on "whoever stole my stuff." So a hunter-slayer spell could work okay.Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.You can't do two things with single spell. Also don't you think killing an enemy you can't see, whose location and nature you don't know with a single unspecific spell is a bit cheap? Granted, you got 5 up in queue, but it still feels rather cheap shot.Follow the roadNorth east or south west?
Yeah, it was a six, and it was an interesting body curse, rather than direct death. I also like ot think that I had a reasonable proxy target in my stolen items, which were mostly magic made anyway, and a good enough homing beacon. Mmmmmmmm, beacon.Let me just quote myself:
"Now, I am severely put out. Why would anyone thingk it wise to steal from a Wild Mage? And leave them living? What evil have Iwrought to justify such treatment? Have I not limited myself to simple things, and almost exclusively to self harm? For shame. I am angry."2. You get a location somewhere in north west, near capital of the Empire. Which is very, very far from where you are now.
Dominic casts Find Tent, and then casts Curse (With Bodily Afflictions) The Thieves Who Took My Tent, Breakfast Items, and Goblet.
"That ought to learn 'em."
6. Someone, somewhere, is gonna have a really bad time.
"Shh, you aren't stupid, my dear." Anna whispers into your ear. "But I wouldn't oppose if Noel went away."Next update on next Monday.((Oh, see you next Monday then !))
"Yeah, sorry...I'm so stupid, I should have known better. Maybe I could give them the choice to leave in the close future, and we may return to our old ways."
Position the island above the forest I was fleeing to back then. From above, look over it, to see if anything strikes me as unusual.
The intent of that was to make the scales just cover my body instead of only being on my arms. And also to look cool.Full body scales? Okay then. I do think certain dragonish look is cool. The slightest hint of elbow blade created by the mentioned ridge looks pretty cool in my mind.
Craft a Kinetic Ring for Laudata, then enhance it with spells twice.
Cameron looks at them for a split second before casting a barrier around himself and then casting another spell to give himself some kind of weapon training.6. Without wasting time you create a barrier, though magic takes it a tad too far for your liking. You are engulfed in complete and total darkness. Not a single shred of light enters into your eyes, and only sound you hear is your own breathing. Reaching out you find out you are surrounded by egg shaped frictionless shell.
"AH PISS!"5. Various mud appendages release their hold of you and spit your stuff back on surface. They slip back under surface giving illusion of just normal muddy ground, until you command it to load your ride. So what you wanted to load on it anyway?
Dominic Casts Charm Tentacle Ground, and seeks it's assistance in loading upTreetapedeCenTreepede. Dominic then examines his Dead mage statue. hmm ... that Iron bed looks awkward there. Dominic Casts separate Iron Bed from Mage Statue (with attention given to keeping the statue whole,), and then, if the statue is in working condition, casts Animate Mage Statue.
Use a single spell to kill the enemy and undo whatever damage it did. That presumably involves toppling my statue-golem.
((Could I do a timeline-manipulation sort of thing where I reset it's "location" to the point just before I summoned it? Wouldn't kill it, but as long as it isn't in my house...))Due lack of edits and additional corrective/confirmatory posts I won't execute this action yet.
Follow the road north eastAfter one hour of careful tracking the jungle below ends and opens to savannah. At this point you can greatly accelerate and fly higher because the road is so much easier to track. Eventually you do see a walled town on north side of a river. A small island sitting in the river next to town hosts a minor fort. Short distance to downriver there's a stone bridge over and road splits in multiple directions. One is the one you followed here, second goes to south east, roughly in direction of your last sleeping place. On north side one road leads to the town, second directly north and third more or less west.
To the walled Town, they will either accept me as their sovereign ruler or I will burn everything to the ground and take treasureYou land heavily on the central plaza while your minions keep flying above you in graceful circles. You let out a roar, scaring everyone shitless, though it is quite possible that very sudden appearance of large powerful creatures seen only in childrens stories is enough to scare people. As soon as people start getting back their mobility you demand immediate precense of local mayor, elder or whoever is responsible of making decisions around here. They all run away. You add few threats of total annihilation and wait. All things considered it is likely that leading person will take some time trying to gather enough courage to approach you and figure out what they can possibly do to save their hide.
Actually, I was supposed to be using the crafting staff for the first roll.Always clarify when you are using artifacts.
Also, I'm keeping that one. Laudata can have the slightly less cool one.
"Darn it. I'm not going anywhere with this unfortunate string of ones and twos upcoming."It will look lonely.
Cast Properly Separate iron Bed from Statue. I will have my animated statue. Eventually.
Load: Doombox, mapball holder log, mapball, pamphlet on Wild Magic for Dummies, blocked drinking straw, one step ladder, unmerged statue of dead mage, crapsack.
Leave: the green man blocks, the iron bed, the house, the yard.
Wear: scale mail looking pants and other clothes.
Carry: bag full of Seeds of Defiant Life.
I assume that I have enough space on my CenTreepede for all that and more.
((Next turn is goingto be an interesting series of dismal failures. I wonder what my travel party will look like after that?))
"You needn't. It was rather drastic, I really should have alerted you."Thank you, my lord. What does this do?"
Here. This is for self-defense and stuff."
Give her the less powerful ring.
Oh wait, I did that, but...Yeah.
"Good grief, I have three overshoots..."
"I won't forget what you said my love. Thank you for your constant support."4. Land doesn't even notice pitifully short incursions of humans, let alone remember them. It remembers only larger changes or bigger events, such as the one that moved lake and river around your previous home. However what you do learn from memory of land is that the area here hasn't ever changed. This makes it notably more stable than any other areas around.
Soleus then heads in the Command Room, alone and looks at his Dice Queue. His face contorts in disgust.
"I hope whatever I must correct will erasable with Tec..."
From outside, cast a spell of Memory Coherence Check. Using this spell, investigate the stored memories of this place and their foundations. Look out for incoherences/anomalies in the structure, a memory affecting effect should leave lasting traces on them...
""You will hand over ownership of this town and pay tribute every year, if you refuse I will set everything you own afire and sack your house. also I will eat you, you have 1 minute to make your decision, oh and by the way their are 2 more of my kind above us" This is my actionLord Ham looks nervously up, but sight of your minions doesn't startle him; he probably has already noticed them. Kinda hard not to.
Turn my barrier into a net and use it to wrap up the assailants to a tree.4. Magic is reluctant to undo its perfect absolute barrier. Holes open into the barrier and grow until barrier itself is a mere loose net in shape of egg. Light and sound returns.
"Alright, now for some bad rolls."That's kinda bad spell to cast with one. Too juicy
I cast Create World Nautical Chart, Complete With Known Dangers of The Seas
"SCREW THIS!"I would like to point out that your force field, while full of holes, is still very rigidly around you in its original shape, so running isn't an option. Not to mention they got horses...
Run run away very fast cast teleport home sounds great!
((We sharknado now ?))
1. Known dangers of the seas include great white sharks and giant squids. Less known fact is that these dangerous creatures can also live on ground with ability to levitate. Magic is happy to provide you concrete examples of these fine specimens. Other dangers include pirates, piranhas, smugglers and storms. Magic thinks it isn't good to spoil you with too much of examples, but it will soon provide one additional one: a storm.
"SCREW THIS!"[6-1]
Try to fix the barrier around me then teleporting home sounds great!
Soleus looks at his Dice Queue."Don't put yourself in harm's way either", Anna says, but agrees to wait. "Be careful!"
"Unpleasant."
He keeps looking at the normal normal land. So normal. So common. It's getting on his nerves :
"How am I sensed to take care of something I can't even remember ?! Drats !"
After throwing a small tantrum in the lone command room, he calms down and thinks.
"Let's calm down. I vaguely remember where I was after my dice disappeared, probably during my memory loss. Yeah, let's do that. Let's retrace our step."
Soleus then gathered everyone and explained what was the plan :
"I am here to look for something I forgot. Noel and Brian will come down with, along with Tec, so that we investigate. Anna, I would prefer if you stayed in the house with Joshua and Marie. The queue is bad, and I don't want to put you into harm, I hope you don't object."
Go down with Noel, Brian and Tec, leaving Anna with the other two if she doesn't mind. Land at the place where I realized a Dice was gone.
"It stores kinetic energy and releases it."She nods and puts it on her index finger.
Give myself expert knowledge on magical crafting without taking anyone else's knowledge.
"The tribute will be half your gold. a rich lord like yourself will be able to afford it, also any precious gems you find shall be presented to me and I will pick one for my hoard""Ah, this is problematic, your fearsomeness. My... ah, excuce me, your mines produce mostly opals and emeralds, so if you take all those I won't be able to generate profit. Could we settle on 10... no, 20% of the gemstones?"
((You did say we were being super cautious before. And I tried to blow bubbles and had my eyes put out by pigdogmonkeyimps))But clearly not careful enough. Wording of that spell was basically begging for sea monsters.
Shitpissdammit!
Dominic orders his CenTreepede to take cover in the woods and he dives into his front yard, crawling toward the porch, looking up occasionally at the flying fish. if they get close enough, he orders the ground to do it's thing and pull them in. Preferably both at once.
"Well at least it didn't teleport me into the sky above the sea! I don't know how well I can swim!" He shouts as he scuffs along.
INACTIVEYou feel like you're going to have bad time.
Wipe the sand of my eyes exit the barrier use a spell if required the spell is simply meant to dissolve the barrier look around.You rub your eyes furiously and try pick sand grains out individually, but end up damaging your eyes irrevocably. Your eyes water and tears flow endlessly as your body futilely tries to protect your eyes. Well, that sucks. And hurts. Feel free to scream and squirm.
Soleus thinks to himself :Your group wanders slowly forward, heads turning looking for any signs of... something. Soon after you begin descending from hilltop down to valley you notice how trees in this valley are very different from what you saw above. Trees are bearing plenty of unknown fruits and berry bearing bushes litter ground. A small brook of crystal clear water flows downhill happily. This entire scenery opening before you fills you with serenity.
("I should really see Noel for some counseling...")
Once everyone is down there, he analyzes the surrounding. Plain normal trees. And trees. And trees.
Woah, it's a forest. Groundbreaking.
He shakes his head in frustration :
"Guess it's up to lady luck to help us. We will first search toward the direction opposite to the village, on the lookout for anything peculiar. Anything. Even something plain and mundane, if it ever reminds me something, it would be a win."
Begin searching randomly in the direction opposite to the village, all together.
"Better idea, I will take 1 opal and 1 emerald, that is all I ask about the gems, Oh and think of me as a business partner we can split all money 50/50""That sounds arrangeable." The lord relaxes considerably, as do soldiers but to lesser degree. He orders one of them to retrieve biggest opal and emerald from warehouses. "Ah, our gemstones are raw, uncut and unpolished. I hope this won't be an issue...?"
Hmm.You greedy metagaming bastard. Go get them. :P
If Samuel doesn't activity, dibs on all his stuff.
Dominic casts Explode Sea Monster three times. Then he sits on the floor and sobs for a while, knowing what comes next.2. Pulsating white light fills the room. At first you cannot detect its origin, but after swinging your hand around you realize it comes from your own forehead.
Then he casts Produce a Checklist Parchment with plan for escaping sea monsters and storms.
Provided that doesn't kill him or put him in the worst situation ever, he also casts hey! Look Over There! at the sea monsters, resigned to the fact that this will very likely draw their attention straight to him.
((I hope My CenTreepede doesn't get swept away, or lose all my luggage. that would be sad.))
"Shoot! I forgot I had that Doombox! I bet that would have helped. Damn. Godspeed, Centreepede. Godspeed! No, dice, that wasn't a spell!"
Um, I don't know, just teleport that enemy somewhere else. Then figure out where exactly I should be making that land bridge, I guess. Using magic if need be, but hopefully common knowledge suffices.5. It's gone. You don't know where and you don't care either. Hopefully it won't become a problem in future.
And of course, try and think further on where those answers I was promised are. T'was part of the deal, after all.
I don't have time for a proper reply. Dang it. I'll post tomorrow, probably. I honestly think this has been the most interesting adventure for poor Dominic. all he ever wanted was a nice breakfast.And everyone knows you don't skip breakfast.
"Tec ! What's happening to you ?!"
Does Tec have a full body scan function, complete with a sweet robotic voice shouting loudly ? If yes, ask for self-analysis for error. If not, well forget it.
Answer to Samuel :
"Sorry, I'm having some problems here. I too was contacted in my dreams, but by a muscular green blob. I was asked to destroy what I forgot, or something. It's pretty confusing actually..."
He thinks a bit.
"I got an artifact last time I did this kind of drug trip. So I can assure you it was real... Sorry, I don't know how I can help you. If it's a book, maybe it was talking about the book you lent to me ?"
...Hm. The fortress needs more people and more materials.Reminder: latter spell takes two rolls.
Cast [a spell to expand the fortress and increase its capabilities offensive, defensive, and luxury], followed by [a spell to create a souled population that is 80% of the fortress's optimum population and of Laudata's kind.]
As for Tec, no, he's not a robot. No self-diagnostics. No mouth to talk with.Soleus waits, but nothing happens.
...Hm. The fortress needs more people and more materials.6. For a moment you and everyone you can see experience moment of weightlessness. Your feets leave floor and your head touch walls. Then your weight comes back and you find yourself back on floor. Or maybe this is wall, because you see people standing on other vertical surfaces. Or... ceiling? You are having a lot of problems with directions right now.
Cast [a spell to expand the fortress and increase its capabilities offensive, defensive, and luxury].
"I don't mind" Have the 1 of my dragon followers stay here to protect the town while I go take some gold and the 2 gems to my cave so I may start my hoard"Great! I think we have a deal then." Lord Swellingham laughs nervously. Few minutes later a soldier returns with fist sized opal lump, still partially covered in stone it was cut from, and with equally rough emerald that would comfortably fit on human palm. Of course your palms are a lot bigger and lack of fingers makes it very hard to hold on them. Your business partner is kind enough to provide a bag for easier transportation.
Well, contact the others.Arken Frost contacted, but magic doesn't seem to find Soleus.
"I really don't know how to put this, but, well... I was contacted by a talking, gentlemanly muffin in my dreams last night. He asked my to make a land bridge, and I agreed, on the condition that I would get some answers when I woke up. No sheets of paper, interesting facts, or books seem to be 'in arm's reach,' so I figured that one of you might know something."
"This is... kinda crazy, honestly. Something tells me it was a lot more than just my subconscious taking a drug trip, but some actual knowledge would go a long way towards reassuring me that I'm not insane."
Dominic runs into another room, shutting the door behind him, staying low, and seeking a weapon.Your jump into another room and slam door shut loud enough to wake dead. Definitely getting attention of the squid now.
"Let's see. Find battleaxe? Oh hell no, it will appear, swinging toward my face, and be a long lost brother of the damned squid out there. Enchant carpet? I already have a tentacle monster in the front yard. A quicksand rug just wouldn't match the decor, anyway. Decide What to Do? Oh gods, it wold render me completely unable to think straight. Make bubbles have your eyes eaten. Make a map, giant sea monsters. Make a piece of paper - cut to hell. What to do what to do?"
Huddling in the farthest corner of the room, with whatever he found to shield himself with, Dominic tries desparately to come up with a spell that won't ultimately make his situation a thousand times worse.
And then he casts Tidy Up The Kitchen. Because that place is a disaster area, twice over. And he's screwed either way.
1. And nothing happens. Odd. Very.As for Tec, no, he's not a robot. No self-diagnostics. No mouth to talk with.Soleus waits, but nothing happens.
"Silly me, Tec is a golem ! :9"
Touching it is out of question, I don't want to end up as a fried mage. So realizing he can't do much for now, Soleus casts a spell of "Lumberjack: Horizontal Bisection of Vegetal Entities with a Trunk Diameter superior to 30cm at 20cm above ground level" in a radius of 50m.
Fix my eyes via the power of magic4. The only thing magic is good for. It is really nice to see again. It was short blindness but it did teach you how much you take some things granted. Now then, your fixed eyes do confirm what your ears told you: you are alone in living room. Doesn't look like mom haven't bothered to redecorate since last time you visited.
First change myself to be a black dragon which should be rather simple, then generate a mountain with a cave at its peak it will be near the mining town2. Simple as it may be, magic is not feeling cooperative right now. Your shadow turns pitch black, so black and sharply defined that it looks like a endless light sucking hole. Anyone who ends under your shadow will probably be scared for life.
"Magic. Magic is annoying."Little by little space starts slowly making more sense. One by one people end up being on actual floor insted of seemingly on walls. When everything finally looks normal you start making inventory of apparent changes. That chocolate waterfall thing? It's actually a fountain in middle of the room. Liquid chocolate is being poured out of golden vases held by centaurs standing on their back feet. Actual waterfalls on sides of room generate gentle mist and strategically placed hidden mirrors reflect sunlight in it to create countless rainbows. Support pillars are now giant statues of men and women carrying weight of ceiling. Plus other luxuries I leave for your own imagination.
Don't move.
Cast 'Summon 10 Ownerless Dice Of Order' once the fortress has fixed itself up.
"Why are you things breaking? I thought you were cosmic in nature. Is all of reality falling before my eyes? Surely I could not be the cause of it. Magic of the scale of a neatly folded napkin and a door rightfully placed in it's frame seems prosaic, all things considered. No matter. I have three positive rolls, and then another string of hate and spite. Best make the best of it."[4] Overcoming pain from half thousand cuts is tedious, but doable task.
Dominic casts Heal Wounds on himself. If that succeeds well enough, he casts Cause Bloody Wounds on the squid.
Soleus studied the pattern, and using his knowledge of magic, he realized what it was !You are rambling. Might be because of the stress. And you also may have imagined the part where Brian said something.
"It is...a Field of Xaromion !"
Brian asks :"A what ?"
"In layman's term, it is a Neutralizer Pattern based on the theorem of Xaromion-Endolker, itself based on the Archomog Postulat. The Archomog Postulat says that magic is disturbed by the presence of living beings, and the theorem of Xaromion-Endolker demonstrated the existence of negation curves : if living beings are aligned and linked along these curves, it is possible to create an Anti-Magic field. Though Fields of Xaromion were eventually forbidden when Lemanad and Zerak re-analyzed the theorem and discovered that when the mass-negation fraction went past a critical point, the center of the Field would begin to create nihil curves.
Or nihil curves has been demonstrated to create a hole in the spatial-magic field, resulting in an inversion of the karmic balance inside the Field Epicenter. Spells cast in this zone would inevitably fail horribly, and the people that came in contact with Nihil curves were also known to suffer mild to severe memory problems due to the magic incoherence."
Or maybe he is just spouting nonsense. :9
If the pattern is indeed a Field of Xaromion, then put two and two together and realizes Magic wants me to destroy the Field.
If I just spouted random babbling, then walks toward the center of the pattern, accompanied with Brian and Noel.
Either way, Tec is ordered to uproot trees forming the pattern, starting from the outside ones.
"Mother?"Only (relative) silence responds. You look around a find cup of hot tea and partially eaten biscuit in living room. Its quite unlikely for your mother to leave anything in halfway, even in case of emergency.
Look around.
Now lets try the color change again also its time to think long term, lets mate with the female white dragon that I took along3. Still not exactly black, but you are much darker now. Deep dark green.
.........No no no godamn she's fine!The few clues you find indicate she was here a little before you teleported in. All her shoes are inside, plus one new pair. Same for her coats. By all intents and purposes she should still be here, but she's not. Maybe she's invisible? Maybe she's out of time? Phased out like a ghost? Maybe she was...
Run around the house search every room look for any clues anything!
Extricate myself from the dice.The pile of dice is interestingly stacked tightly enough to hold you in. The statue helps you out after observing your hopeless struggling few moments. It does this by shrinking space occupied by the dice pile and making them very small.
"What, you can't read my mind? ...Actually you probably could read my mind. If I spelled it."
So yeah. Summon 1 cubic millimeter of pocket lint. And then improve my Kinetic Ring again. And then give myself, the fortress, and Laudata telepathy.
If I can cast Teleport Myself and CenTreepede to the nearest capital city, do that. Otherwise, I cast Teleport Myself Onto CenTreepee, and ride like the wind toward the nearest relatively weatherproof building - a barn or a farmhouse or secret bunker or something.That is very good mindset for a succesfull mage. If you can't deal with consequences of using magic, you can always escape and leave someone else to deal with it. To be very succesfull you need to be prepared to escape at moments notice.
Fix my statue's arms with earth shaping, then summon some armor.[3+2] Shattered pieces of its arms flow back together. It stands up carefully trying to avoid hurting you. Looking at it you think its new arms might be more muscular than the original model is. More defined. Looks more handsome like this, even if you say so yourself. Perhaps you should consider some self modifications...?
"What...is this ?"You wade through the knee deep pond right next to the big cube and observe the smaller cubes as carefully as you can without touching anything. Because who knows what happens if you touch something? Now, the small cubes; they are exactly same size as Dice of Order, exactly same mystery material that is not bone, metal, stone or any other commonly used die material. They clearly are dice, you see series of patterns on sides, but with different marks. Unlike normal eyes your Dice uses, these feature growing series of lines clearly indicating numbers one through six. They are barely attached to the primary cube, only from one edge or corner connects by very thin strands. Looks like you could very easily break them off.
With fascinated wariness, Soleus approach the Cube.
Examine the small cubes.
Also presume it is very different and nowhere as interesting as human sex.I presume they just hold hands, and look passionately at each others. Like Pokémons.
Could be. Except there ain't much of passion in soulless being.Also presume it is very different and nowhere as interesting as human sex.I presume they just hold hands, and look passionately at each others. Like Pokémons.
"Really. If you're concerned, bring it up and I will explain the measures I'm taking to obviate that eventuality."Laudata picks her words carefully. "My concerns are about consequences, my fate for... doing things I shouldn't."
"Also, I really need to produce countermeasures against this..."
I can't help but take a look with the Eye of Forbidden Sight.No matter how long you stare through it, you don't see anything you can't see without it. A quick peek at your servants leads you consider the possiblity of the Eye being broken because they seem just normal humans. Dazed normal humans.
eight spells, the highest two are 3s. This is the second time I've had a run like this. And I still haven't figured out what triggers a die breakage.CenTreepede responds your question by shaking it leaves. It ain't much of conversationalist.
Dominic consults the WorldBall for information on local magical conditions. He also checks some items on the shelves. He then sets the doombox to "assault anyone who isn't Dominic Calhoun which climbs onto CenTreepede." if that's a thing. otherwise he simply dials it down so that it only inflicts pain in the area of CenTreepede.
"Well, CenTreepede. I am almost regretting bringing you along, since I am confident that bringing you out into public will cause an outcry. An outcry I will be unable to quench with the dice as they are now. Well, no matter. I could probably plant a seed right here in the warehouse. I bet that wold do. I wonder though ... do these things need sunlight? or do they feed off of death? hmm. I should probably attempt to find a park or something and plant one there. What do you think?"
Try and sense for my mother with magic.3. Magic tells you that she's not within radius of one hundred meters. Very concerning relevation.
<Um. Are you worried I'm going to get angry with you and do something...Rash, or something? I'd...I'd be willing to do something to assure you if I had any clue what...><It is not my lord's reaction I am worried about. I have firm belief that my lord is level headed. Please do not pursue this matter any further. I'm unable to reveal anything more.> Laudata sends. No trace of falsehood there.
as a token of good will to my business partner lets bless the mine with gold and ruby's1. Something changes inside you and breathing becomes suddenly much harder. Your abdominal muscles contract and you can't help but vomit. Out comes spray of liquid gold littered with bloody red crystals. Blood rubies. Entire entrance to your cave is covered with the mess. It's good thing you are not flying because you feel lighter than before. And sick. Another contraction is coming.
"Ah yes. I suppose discretion and all that ..."Doom box silenced.
Silence the doombox. I then ... gosh, I'm in a tight spot here - in the middle of potentially hostile territory, where magic is probably going to be sensed by the powerful, with guaranteed failures for several turns. I cast Reclose Crates, and then I cast Disguise CenTreepede as a Large Crate, and park it in an out of the way location - preferably near some other rather large crates.
"We're all going to die, buddy. But if they catch yo, be sure to go out in a blaze of glory, rampaging through the warehouse and out into the streets. Do try to minimize civilian casualties, but make it memorable, okay? if I burn up these failures and have breath left in my lungs, or gills, or spiricles, I'll be back for you. And we'll animate that dead mage, and our orange juice barrel frienemy, and we'll march properly into the next capital, rather than hiding in the fabric section. And maybe we'll do something about our new guard fish too. and a little ... oh I wonder if this place has home renovation supplies? I bet it does. We'll do some proper shopping. just ... if you hear a very large explosion, or if reality warps and you gain the ability to sing, or the urge t owear tophats, or thousands of screaming souls in place of leaves, well, something has gone wrong. You'll know what to do."
Summon a pile of dust.2. Angry red light sparks (http://destinationfemme.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ed.jpg) fly out of you at steady rate. Doesn't look like it's going to stop anytime soon.
Then... hm. Give my house the ability to teleport wherever I want it to. Flight is all and very well, but there are already two flying fortresses out there. Got to make some effort at being unique.
It was such an orderly place. Pure symmetry, perfect shape, unshakable stability. To Soleus, this place appeared like the perfect antithesis of Wild Magic.They probably wouldn't approach anyway. They too out of it.
To Soleus, it felt as if something called out for him to break this Order, to shift the scales and throw off the balance.
He said to his servants: "Don't approach, no matter what happen."
Place my right hand palm on the smooth face of the Cube. Feel the temperature of the crystal, my heartbeat echoing, my breath coming and going.
((I'm sorry. RNG desires your death...))((The RNG may take everything from us. CenTreepede will never die in our heart))
DESIGNATED COLLECTOR SOLEUS ARENDAR IDENTIFIED. CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY DETECTED. COLLECTION PERFORMANCE EVALUATION: UNKNOWN. NETWORK STATUS: UNAVAILABLE. LEVEL ZERO EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS IN PLACE.((Aaand thanks to quoting, I saw what I couldn't see.))
...
NODE ONE ZERO IS SELF AUTHORIZED TO GRANT NEW DESIGNATION TO COLLECTOR SOLEUS ARENDAR. NEW DESIGNATION: MENDER. ACCEPT?
Fix this now!, also try againHave you checked your roll queue lately?
Knowing Bluexdog, it's highly unlikely :PFix this now!, also try againHave you checked your roll queue lately?
(Am I just gonna keep barfing? if not disregard the action. and replace it with this one)Fix this now!, also try againHave you checked your roll queue lately?
<I know you said you can't reveal anything more, but can you reveal why you can't reveal anything more or...?>
Yeah, your insides are in rather interesting state. Or horrible state, depending how you view this. And they won't get better.(Am I just gonna keep barfing? if not disregard the action. and replace it with this one)Fix this now!, also try againHave you checked your roll queue lately?
lets start that quest now. Summon more dragons
((I'm sorry. RNG desires your death...))((The RNG may take everything from us. CenTreepede will never die in our heart))DESIGNATED COLLECTOR SOLEUS ARENDAR IDENTIFIED. CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY DETECTED. COLLECTION PERFORMANCE EVALUATION: UNKNOWN. NETWORK STATUS: UNAVAILABLE. LEVEL ZERO EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS IN PLACE.((Aaand thanks to quoting, I saw what I couldn't see.))
...
NODE ONE ZERO IS SELF AUTHORIZED TO GRANT NEW DESIGNATION TO COLLECTOR SOLEUS ARENDAR. NEW DESIGNATION: MENDER. ACCEPT?
Soleus hears and feels words flowing in his head. His thoughts are so orderly right now.
"MENDER Designation Accepted. Requesting Access to MENDER Documentation and Annex."
DESIGNATION ACCEPTED.
<?!><...> Hesitation.
This is unnerving.
<I know you said you can't reveal anything more, but can you reveal why you can't reveal anything more or...?>
"Do you believe this queue, CenTreepede? Do you believe this shit?! I'm on a peaceful mission, and we're about to bring down the apocalypse. I can't believe this shit!"CenTreepede accelerates with speed that presses you firmly on back of the seat. You make mental note to not order sudden stop because that just might send you flying. It barely avoids kicking shelves over as it charges from back of the warehouse towards the front door and guards, illusion of crate over it flickering rapidly because it can't keep up rapid change of position. Speaking of the guards, they stand near table freshly lit lanterns on their hands, their mouths hanging open. The sight of giant centipede barreling towards them and switching appearance between insectoid and crate must be very unbelievable. They merely stare as you get carried past them outside.
Dominic order's CenTreepede to charge. He stays low on CenTreepede's back to avoid projectiles, and shouts "Get out of the way!" as he goes. If the guards or worse atack, Dominic fires controlled bursts of Doom at them - hopefully enough to disorient or stun them without being enough to cause severe damage. Once outside - if Dominic makes it that far - We immediately begin looking for a patch of earth to drop our Lifetree seed into.
((seriously, I have the most awesome collection of good and bad stuff. If only I had time to revive the Orange Juice Barrel, awaken the mage statue, and possibly do something with the green man blocks. Ah well.))
"I just had an idea, CenTreepede. A stupid idea, but there is no time like the present, since we don't have a future."
Dominic Casts Revive Giant Orange Juice Barrel.
Search the entire house for anything useful and any clues to moms whereabouts.You find your mother's Die of Order. She never left anywhere without them, keeping them always close by. This fact together with still warm half finished snacks and the fact that magic didn't found her nearby can only mean one thing. The conclusion of this thought hurts your heart.
Rest a bitFrankly resting ain't gonna help your case. Another burst of liquid gold vomit and rubies paints bright colors around your cave entrance. It leaves you feeling very nauseous and weak. Your legs shake and threaten to give up under you.
go outside and make lint repeat this spell 3 times until I'm at my 5 then immediately teleport mother here then heal her with my 6Something in your subconsciousness nags about this whole "do magic in public" thing. Something wrong about it, but you can't figure out what exactly. Eh, it's probably nothing important, right? You walk outside into view of many people and weave spells proudly.
Fix myself and also try and make myself stronger.You try to do magic, but another golden vomit projectile distracts you. Your legs give up beneath you. As you fall on your stomach you can clearly feel how empty it has become, as if everything between skin and spine has disappeared. Another vomit burst knocks you out, leaving you laying on ground, liquid gold dripping from between teeths.
Soleus answered in a calm tone, devoid of any unnecessary vibration :EXACT LOCATION NOT PERMITTED IN MEMORY OF CHAOS BASED CONSTRUCTS. ROUGH LOCATIONS TRANSFERRED.
"Priorities checked and registered.
Requesting Data Transfer: 'Observation Nodes 1 to 6 Locations' to 'Flying Island Ship cartographic database'.
Requesting Data Transfer: 'Collectors Positioning' to 'Flying Island Ship cartographic database'.
Requesting Exceptional Revocation of Chaos component of 'Designation: Chaos Automaton Tec'.
Requesting Exceptional Enforcement of Order component to 'Designation: Chaos Automaton Tec'.
In the Event of Request Denial, Request Displacement of Constructed Piece to Flying Island Ship."
First and foremost: Use Probability Manipulation [4] if these actions require a probability roll.
Request Node Zero to transfer the location of the six observation Nodes and the wild mages to the Manor Database.
Request to make Tec of Order instead of Chaos, so that it can approach and move the Constructed Piece.
If not, ask for the Constructed Piece to haul its base to the Island itself.
If not, ouch.
"I'm so very soooooorrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"Seriously, when you see something like this (http://s1244.photobucket.com/user/spacejockey1/media/AlienCentipede.jpg.html) (but tall as a man and made out of living wood) walking towards you on streets, would you stand still? Yeah, didn't think so.
Dominic slows CenTreepede to a gentle walk for a bit, and asks any passerbys who aren't completely bananas at our appearance: "Excuse me, good day. Might you direct me to a public park? Preferably near the center of the city, but nothing in fancy town. We are part of a traveling circus, you see, and will be setting up a performance for later in the week. I'm terribly sorry about the surprise there. The show will be free of charge, so tell your friends!"
Upon receiving directions, Dominic proceeds toward whatever park is suggested. on the way, he Quietly casts Tome of the State - a spell designed to produce a book with the more important information about this nation: governmental structure, population, major cities, trade, internal and international relationships - that kind of stuff.
"Steady as she goes, CenTreepede, steady as she goes. that was a close one, and we've lost the element of surprise. but aside from trespassing and, you know, existing, I don't think we've done anything strictly illegal yet. Unless this little spell is banned. I mean what with the nature of the magic and all."
<Shall we just assume that we've iterated through various levels of 'cannot say why you cannot say' until you've reached a place where you can say why you can't say etc. etc. etc.? And tell me how many times that happened.><I fear I and you may be killed if I reveal anything.>
Yes! Drop me in and I'll figure out what to do!Pieces of razor sharp metal suddenly appearing in your shoe makes you shriek in unmanly way. Correcting this flaw with few expletives you pull the shoe off and examine damage done to your toes. Nothing too serious, though it needs to be treated soonish or infection might set in. Carefull inspection on your shoe reveals that the metal pieces in fact did not pierce your shoe, but rather appeared out of nowhere. There's probably another mage somewhere around fucking things up. In that case it might be dangerous to hang around.
(For a rough map, I like it a lot)It takes some patience and rough handling to get your butler and maid walk into correct direction. Even more to get them carrying Tec's pieces. Filtering the view through your emotions you recognize it is rather sad view: the poor golem paid the price of bad interaction with magic. But the now dominant logical part says that it doesn't matter. It was, after all, a mere construct. It can be remade into far more efficient and functional form. It takes some time and effort, but it also brings a question: is it worth of your time? Emotional filters say 'yes', logical filters say 'maybe?'. There's some value in having an assistant free of chaos' influence, also value can be found in experimenting and finding limits of what you can currently do.
"Denial understood. Initiating task:'Reconnection'"
Soleus took off his hand from the Pyrite cube, and turned toward Brian and Noel.
"We are going back home. I will give you a briefing afterward, much will have to be done."
Head back home, andorder Tec to stop beating those treestry to bring back Tec pieces one by one ?
Cameron kneels down to his mother.She's fine. A bit scared from sudden unpleasant suprise that teleportation gave her, and exhausted from post-adrenaline rush. What kind person is your mother by the way? Asking so I can simulate her to some degree matching with your view. I assume she's very careful enough because she's still alive despite of being a mage and having a son who's too a mage.
"Mother are you okay!!?"
<That would be a problem.>"Yes, my lord. A very big problem. You understand why I am reluctant to speak about the subject."
awww I died. can I resurrect myself?No. You are too dead to cast spells. If you are very, very lucky someone might be able to pull your soul back into a new body. Quite unlikely though.
"This information is as useful as I expected. but why are the citizens so nervous? it's not like I brought the shark or the octopus with us. Oh, sure, we're a little outlandish, but we've been nothing but courteous so far. Even our silent friend there." He says this last part gesturing at the statue of the dead mage. "Oh look, CenTreepede! A four is in our queue. things are looking up. now i only need to get through seven consecutive failures ... no, make that three failures, a minor success and three failures -sigh- four of which have quite painful consequences. well, perhaps now is the best time to do it. Or perhaps it wold be better to get far away from here first. but we do have a task. Crapsack! Crapsack, how ya holding up, my shitty little buddy? Okay? Good. Brace yourselves, magic is coming."You recalling green spots in map you saw from the mapball. Largest spot is quite central, not terribly far from imperial palace but just far enough. There was few other green spots along the way, but those were considerably smaller. Probably too small for fully grown tree. You can't imagine tree as powerful as these being anywhere on same size as normal trees. You continue trundling along the road, scaring people shitless in the process. The fact that your shredded clothes are red with your blood as is your entire body might have some additional effect.
Dominic continues to search for a park, preferably centrally located, but not in the aristocratic parts of town. He casts "Hello? Is Anyone Home?" on the nearest house or business that people might have fled into. Goal of this is to get one of the inhabitants to interact with him.
Alan extravagantly waves his hands and shouts "REVEAL!".2. Ignoring your bleeding toes you blatantly do some magic in public knowing nothing will come out of it. Well, except people walking by are now staring you. Clothes of one man turn invisible for a moment revealing his impressive manhood. Shame on you. Noone else seems to notice that.
((Step one to becoming Black Mage (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/7/77/Black_Mage_Shibuya.png/revision/latest?cb=20120706201912); fail at all your magic. Time to get started.))
So, time to prepare for departure. Open the hidden door, cast a spell to get rid of the creepy tree and flesh out there (teleport them to Tenhe, since the glass orb has probably already obliterated the place). Grab the treasure boxes, which should definitely be normal size by now, haul them into the dome, then close the door. Don't think there's anything else that needs doing, so we'll stick with that.4. The tree and associated pile of flesh disappears. They are really gonna have fun times in Tenhe. Another city completely lost to uncontrolled magic.
Anyway... where exactly am I going to build this land bridge, again? Use the new teleportation function on my house to go to the place I decided upon before, assuming that's a specific enough instruction.
Nonmagically clean up the loaded dice before magically making them loaded for 1s instead of 6s.I guess messed pile of dice has same kind effect on you as spilling jar full of seeds in front of vampire. You stack them up neatly ensuring each die is exactly same orientation as its neighbour. In the end you count you have 157464 dice in nice stacks.
could I atleast attempt to send a request to one of the other mages, you know like a last effort of spiritNope.
Alan, undeterred by this failure, gestures to his feet in another grandiose expression. "MEND!"6. Bleeding stops, flesh bubbles and grows over the wound. It would be great if it stopped there, but it doesn't. Your toe nails grow thicker, longer and sharper. Skin on your feet turns hard and bone plates grow over parts that don't move much.
((well she would be described well as a cautious person Known to lock their things and keep a cautious hold on all their possesions and are rather obbsesive with their belongings and their own appearance always trying to keep their hair a certain way or wear something a certain way.but they have been known to take risks when something important to them is at risk.They have a eloquent and polite manner of speaking around strangers but around people she knows she is very relaxed and loose with what she say's.Her favourite color is navy blue and she generally likes to wear clothing that is light but resistant to wear and tear and hopefully other potentially magical backfires.))Dunno if I can do the eloquent thing. Art of speaking isn't my forte, Harry Baldman is so much better at it. But I'll try.
help mother into the house and uh sit down.She's already in the house. You teleported her right into living room. Because magic in public is bad idea and she should have raised you to know that.
"Well, that seems less deadly than it could have been. Onward to the big green place, CenTreepede. Now, if I can just get through a couple more minor spells ..."1. The street lamp explodes and its burning oil reserves splatter everywhere spreading fire. Some of it lands on CenTreepede's backside. It doesn't slow or care about it all because it is a mindless golem. But you care. It would be bad if your ride burned down.
Dominic continues to the big park, and casts Glow on a nearby streetlamp or tavern sign.
(No problem with the changes proposed)"What? I'm certain I wasn't carrying anything a moment ago." Brian and Noel drop their cargo near the elevator. They are not very pleased for having to carry rather heavy metal pieces. Brian picks up a piece that used form half of Tec's face.
"I don't see what you are talking about, maybe you are just getting crazy." said Soleus with an emotionless tone, even though he wanted to be snarky.
Return to the house, taking as much time is needed to haul Tec's pieces back up.
Would it be possible to take control of the female dragon since they were there when I died and could have taken my diceNo, as soulless beings they don't have any interests beyond survival and reproduction.
Alan nods and, realizing that he is terrifying nearby, citizens, opens his arms out wide and exclaims "CALM!"4. Screaming ends and people stop running, but don't stop vacating the area. After all, being in immediate vicinity of mage is dangerous and they are calm enough to realize this in intellectual manner. So they keep increasing distance, and are careful to not agitate you or give you any reasons to accidentally burn their city.
Walk outside, take stock of my surroundings. If I'm in a position to do so, begin earth-shaping the land bridge.The hidden gateway opens and distinctly different smell floods in. You find your dome is now located 200 meters from shore in midst of rolling hills. The shore is very rocky and home of thousands seagulls who take your arrival with minor offense; the stonedome shielding your home has soon number of semi solid blemishes. Wind blows from the sea and carries spindrift from crashing waves all the way to your face. Weather isn't very good for large scale construction job, but it could be much, much worse. You are pretty sure your house is only sign of civilization here, so this is good as any place for the bridge.
"Crapsack! Extinguish CenTreepede!" Dominic hollers as he prepares to rev up the doombox. Soon ...Crapsack sputters some smelly solids on the wood golem, but nowhere close the fire. Those chunks mostly slide off of its back like water off a duck's back. Its aim and effort sucks. At least it didn't crap on your other luggage.
"Outta the way, outta the way! Can't you see I'm trying to help!"
Dominic Orders Crapsack to cover CenTreepede's ass end with shit in order to put out the fire there. Meanwhile, he attempts flying diplomacy (i.e. diplomacy from the back of a racing tree golem) with the guards
"I have three failures coming, and I'm not afraid to use them!"
Dominic casts He's Heading For The River! in an attempt to mislead the guards. And he heads into the depths of the park, looking for a nice pen space in which to do his business.
Upon hearing Anna's voice, Soleus' emotions resurface softly. He smiled back :Joshua assists the other two carrying the pieces but Noel doesn't put much effort into it. It doesn't look like she appreciates menial work very much. Brian complains with empty words you don't pay any attention for. Anna on the other looks you funnily, she apparently caught on that change in tone.
"Yes dear, I found what I forgot. Order in all the Chaos that surrounds us, and answers to my purpose. I will tell you everything."
He turned back and spoke to Noel and Brian :
"Please bring Tec's pieces in one place, I will try my hand at some Golem reconstruction, so I will need some calm. Only Anna is permitted to assist, in the meantime, stay put in the living room."
Once the pieces all got hauled and the servants were gone, he tried his hand at Quantum Probability Evaluation:
"Analyzing Quantum Probability Field.
Probability of tools required to Tec's reconstruction being present here.
Probability of success of Tec's reconstruction.
Probability of success of future roundhouse kick.
...
Ordering Quantum Probability Field."
Use 'Order Magic' to evaluate the future rolls of :
-Attempt to find suitable tools to reconstruct Tec
-Tec reconstruction
-Next Roundhouse Kick
All right, load it with 1s again.2. Every side side shifts to number 3.
"Uh yeah that was me it was an unintended side effect...""That's why you shouldn't aim anywhere important with bad rolls." She sighs before straighening up. "Hope you learned your lesson this time. Now, what did you tried to tell me over that broken spell yesterday? I didn't really get what you meant. Somebody is coming?"
Alan scowls.Magic doesn't happen accidentally. There's always definite will behind each spell, it's just the results that usually are accidental. So you are just pretending to accidentally cast. Difference is really just fluff because it is ultimately player deciding, so whatever.
"What are you all afraid of? Are you scared that I might just point at your town hall and say 'Hadoken'"
Alan accidentally fires a hadoken (http://8bittheater.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken) at the largest building in the general vicinity, ironically in an attempt to convince the villagers that he wouldn't do such a thing.
Sure, whatever. Black mage WAS omnicidal anyways.Alan scowls.Magic doesn't happen accidentally. There's always definite will behind each spell, it's just the results that usually are accidental. So you are just pretending to accidentally cast. Difference is really just fluff because it is ultimately player deciding, so whatever.
"What are you all afraid of? Are you scared that I might just point at your town hall and say 'Hadoken'"
Alan accidentally fires a hadoken (http://8bittheater.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken) at the largest building in the general vicinity, ironically in an attempt to convince the villagers that he wouldn't do such a thing.
Alan scowls."You magic types are known to be unpredictably dangerous! No offense!" Shouts the closest person, who isn't really that close at all.
"What are you all afraid of? Are you scared that I might just point at your town hall and say 'Hadoken'"
Alan accidentally fires a hadoken (http://8bittheater.wikia.com/wiki/Hadoken) at the largest building in the general vicinity, ironically in an attempt to convince the villagers that he wouldn't do such a thing.
((I will use the 'Order Magic' sparingly, upon account that using it costs a lot of energy. Also, I reckon I can no longer use Wild Magic right ?))((Usage of order magic doesn't tire you out, it's manipulating possibilities that does. Yeah, no wild magic for you anymore.))
Soleus doesn't even bat an eye upon learning the expected failures of his project.
"Original blueprint of Chaos Golem Tec lost. Too many chaotic modifications added in. Stability compromised.
Options re-evaluated. Personal ability to construct Order Golem on the magnitude of Chaos Golem Tec insufficient.
New Order Golem blueprint: Tec_version_2.
>Smaller, human sized.
>Armor and plating kept to strict minimum.
>Scrap original energy source to smaller and more stable power core.
>Emphasize on dexterity and kinesthesia.
Attempting Reconstruction Now."
Before starting, Soleus turned toward Anna :
"If you have any remark or idea, feel free to speak up. I am sure you will have great advices."
Begin reconstructing Tec.
Aim for a much smaller golem model than before, human sized preferably. It is basically an Iron Man.
Will Soleus manage to pull off a Tony Stark with his box of scrapes ?
<Well. Now I have this overshoot lined up. What should I do with it?>"Apparently fortress is bigger now. If you feel confident you may want to create more people to fill all empty rooms." Laudata comments, clearly eager to bolster numbers of magically created humans.
"I didn't even do anything! These things are breaking outside of my control. The universe itself must be suffering. Well, when I have time I'll deal with that."Stomping burning parts doesn't help, oil burns quite happily regardless of your attempts to smother it out, but with help from rain you can stop it from spreading. You shrug and hop off to do gardening.
Dominic quickly grabs crapsack, climbs to the burning part and kicks it out, then dismounts, digs a hole with his hands, and drops a seed into it and orders crapsack to cover it in his special product. He then remounts and orders CenTreepede out toward the nearest edge of town. if any guards come with ranged weapons, disable them with bursts from doombox, but set to a setting that will hopefully do only temporary damage. Do however much of the plan above that can be done in a turn - that's just what Dominic is planning. Gonna hang onto that 3 for now, since that rust colored rain is alarming, as is the oncoming horde of guards, and the great big unknown as to how quickly the resurrection seed will make itself secure and whether the guards think of digging it up again or not.
New character
Name: [ ] (Unknown)
Desc: A cloaked man with silver hair and pointed ears
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157303.0New character
Name: [ ] (Unknown)
Desc: A cloaked man with silver hair and pointed ears
Create enough of Laudata's kind to fill the fortress to 80% of capacity.6. 2. These people who you make are widely different from one to another, they come in all sizes and shapes, but each and every has fantastically ideal human body. Makes you feel really inadequate, though you can always compensate with shapeshifting. Their personality on the other hand leaves lot hope for. They are rude, outright ignore your orders, and loot everything valuable that isn't nailed down while walking out of the hall.
"Uhhhhhhh.... Not my fault. You built shoddy buildings. Alas, I must escape, else I will have to slaughter every guard who attacks me!((Do whatever you want until you are contacted. And after that you still do whatever you want to.))
... not that that would be a bad idea."
((Help I completely forgot what I'm supposed to be doing.))
Alan quickly decides to stick around for now. After all, he has the entire area to himself. He has an idea; something he's always wanted to do. Once again he waves his arms around flamboyantly, casting a spell.
"Summon dragon minion!"
"Reconstruction Completed. Tec Assignation: Bring us two chairs."New Tecz skitters and rolls away in interestingly unique manner while waving its many limbs to accelerate cooling process.
Soleus then says to Anna:
"Let's move to a nicer place first."
They walked relatively close to the island's edge, just enough so that the forest down there could be seen. They stopped here and sat on the chairs that Tec conveniently brought. And Soleus began to explain what happened to Anna. His voice still felt abnormally calm, like a lake whose surface was smooth and immovable.
"I am still Soleus. My memories, my emotions, my dreams, all of them are still here inside me. But whereas I was once Soleus the Wild Mage, I am now Soleus the Mage of Order."
He pointed at the forest downward.
"Down there, I found a manifestation of Order in the form of a pure crystal Cube. It called to me and I answered back. The Cube spoke to me, and proposed me a new purpose. To restore Order, and keep Chaos in check. I saw that this calling echoed with the depths of my souls. Always I yearned for peace, to be free from the dependance of Wild Magic. It gave me the chance to fulfill this dream, so I accepted, and it changed me to what I am now."
Then he shows a Dice of Order.
"Those Dices won't answer to me anymore. As a Mage of Order, my personality changed to a more orderly form. But it doesn't change who I am, it only change how I am. My love for you remains unchanged, its voice is still the strongest in my heart, but its voice is less tumultuous than before."
Finally he says:
"Despite this...will you still accept me ?"
((All I did was summon a Nautical Chart of Danger, I don't know how the weather turned so bodily.))Your weather forecast. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157303.msg7017027#msg7017027)
Upon awakening, Dominic will evaluate his environment and act accordingly. If CenTreepede is around and the fire is damaging him noticeably, He will cast Extinguish Fire. If CenTreepede is around and not being particularly damaged, he will instead cast Deflect Falling Body Parts. If CenTreepede is not around he will head to the nearest shelter - doorway, shed, whatever, and wait. If CenTreepede is nearby and functional, He will get underneath and order CenTreepede to move carefully, heading along a main road until we find a landmark.
<No, I've got this. But don't let them out.><Got it, removing all doors.>
Fix their personalities.
Alan scratches the crocodile's head.3. Those wings are truly comically small. Not really even wings, just wing bones sticking out of its back and hanging limp.
"Who's a good dragon... It's you!
I'll call you.... Professor Cuddles! With a doctorate in mass murder!
Now, Professor Cuddles, shall we go find something to do?
Ooh! I know! I'll give you wings! Not big enough to fly like a bird, but big enough to allow hovering above the ground. It'll be unsightful, ungainly, and adorable!"
Alan casts his magic.
"Create comically small wings for my dragon!"
Soleus face becomes somber :Going on maximum speed for maximum effiency. Due his recent unconsciousness assume yourself already at his location, some 400 meters above him or so. He's by side of major road with a very big centipede like golem on fire.
"Yes. Wild Magic is a morally horrible travesty. Humans think they can toy with it, when they are being toyed with. As such, keeping it in check is necessary, but will require me to do things a normal human psyche couldn't bear. Hence why my emotions are usually suppressed.
My missions are to re-establish Order nodes connection, to make sure that current Wild Mages will harvest enough soul for Magic, and to analyze the state of Chaos. I know there is an answer at the end of the path."
He then bowed and kissed the hand of his wife.
"Thank you for staying by my side. As long as you are here, I know I won't lose myself."
Finally, he headed for the Control Room, while giving an assignation to Tec along the way:
"Tec New Assignation: Assist Brian, Noel, Marie and Joshua in various house tasks.
Adding New Administrator: Anna. Orders from Anna are of higher priority than everyone else bar Soleus."
Head toward Dominic's location.
To Samuel:
<"Samuel. I am now a Mage of Order. Requesting Quest Progress Report: How is your Task going ?
I am currently heading toward an unknown Wild Mage." >
"Holy Crap we survived!" Dominic is just flabbergasted. Upon being reminded of the weather forecast, which had slipped his mind, Dominic is further flabbergasted. "I expected a failed forecast, not a complete rewrite of the weather. wow. looming wall of death, limb rain ... Old creatures awakening to kill? that sounds really, really awful. I had no idea I cast a spell of that magnitude." Dominic halts CenTreepede and climbs down, patting his faithful wooden mount on the side. "We'll get you fixed up, never fear." Dominic looks again at himself, a bit shell shocked. "We'll get me fixed up too, I hope."2. Six crackling sparks of light dance around your head few seconds before falling down into formation ::: and disappear.
Dominic casts Summon a Pair of Normal Dice. He then pulls up a fistful of grass and flings it in the air. He then pulls another fistfull of grass and drops it, casting Reattach Grass.
<Soleus:Do you need backup?><"Not yet, all the magic retribution manifested in self-targeted curses. I see no hostiles around."
"Hm? Oh, sorry Soleus. My task is going all right, although I don't think my staff is going to cut it."<"I will call if help is needed. And yes, I am now an Order Mage. Wild Magic is out of reach to me." >
"And I can be there in just a sec if you need a hand. Teleporting house, you see."
"... wait, what!? Did you just say you're an order mage?"
Soleus inner self says :"Yes, sir!" It's Marie who responds. Others are not terribly enthusiastic. She soon returns with a white shirt tied on a broom.
"What the heck."
But on the surface, he only says to Samuel and Arken :
<"I found the Wild Mage. His situation seems chaotic." >
Going outside, Soleus said to the first servant he saw :
"Get a white sheet and wave it at the strange sod down there. We must get his attention."
Lower the Island, still following him, and make someone wave a makeshift white flag in an attempt to get noticed by him.
Alan mutters crankily a bit, before casting another spell.3. The wings, or bones reather, grow by few centimeters. Not enough to make any meaningful difference, they where quite small to begin with. At least skin creeps over the bones and vestigial muscles connect the bones properly to rest of its body. A little bit better, but nothing to write home about.
"Errr.... Slightly biggify wings?"
<Soleus:Do you need backup?><Okay. By the way, since I can now actually move, should we go somewhere? I'm not fast, I can reach only brisk jogging speed, but considering I couldn't previously move at all this is great improvement.>
<Fortress:I think you can probably put the doors back now.>
"Well, that's to be expected by now. it beats five hundred papercuts, at least so far. I bet I'll hurt in a minute though. I wonder ... has anyone suffered as much for my magic as I have? I'd cast a spell to find out, but i am sure that all it would do is replicate everyone else' suffering in me, and i seem to recall making a horrible bodily curse for some thieves a while back. Oh, and that green man who got melded into my stuff when I teleported home. Yeah, this next spell is going to hurt, but perhaps, if I survive it ... things might be looking up." He says, ironically not looking up himself at all.And it keeps getting worse.
Dominic picks up a very small pebble, throws it two feet in front of him, and casts Return Pebble To The Position It Was In Before I Tossed It Just Now.
((Not intentionally ignoring the people overhead, just ... keepin on keepin on. Poor Dominic has had a rough week.))
Keep earth-shaping the bridge, and temporarily increase my staff's scale with an actual spell.[2+2]. 4. A long series of massive stone spikes erupts from ocean in straight line accompanied with an earthquake string enough to felt any nearby cities. Most likely no one will suspect cause being a mage in work, but if someone in tall lighthouse is looking and visibility is just good enough they might see your handiwork.
<Well, where should we go? I'm looking for more Dice of Order if you can locate any.><Not a clue, boss, just raising your awareness of the possibility. Perhaps we could go and grab some village into me? I have no idea what Dice of Order is, so I can't help you there.>
"... Yeah, I'm done with you."2. Professor Cuddles only twitches its tail as some of its larger scales split symmetrically.
Alan looks disappointed. He once again twirls his hands around and points at the crocodile.
"Miniaturize dragon!"
"I was at a party of sorts and basically reccomended someone come over to get help from you....I think we probably shouldn't go outside I don't like the sound of what's happening out there."Sending business on my way? Good boy."
((Sorry for my absence))
Dominic waves back, then clutches his arm, all while stepping back slowly and calling out to CenTreepede to come over.4. Papercuts close off, missing fingernail grows back (unexpectedly uncomfortable experience), and flesh and pink skin grow to cover the hole in arm. It feels a bit tender, but that's fine as long as you aren't bleeding dry. Underneath all dried blood your skin is covered with pale scars.
"A four. Thank whoever or whatever. After all these rolls. All these cuts, all these hateful appliances, with only CenTreepede at my side, and him partially burnt.. Come on CenTreepede! out from under the floating boulder of death. Come here and prepare to run."
Dominic Casts Heal Self.
Soleus waves back, and proceeds to lower the island and meets the poor fellow.The mage waves at you and slowly backs away and the giant centipede follows him closely. You can see it is made of living wood and number of severed human limbs haphazardly scattered on obvious traveling compartment on its back. Under those you see a statue, a wooden box and large multilegged leather bag. Interesting collection. Apparently the fire on its back portion is dying down because burned section reaches further down the fire itself.
Summon some clothes that are actually intact.1. Again you end up summoning something hostile: a glob of water in size and shape of human female. It inhales and screams. On very same moment you feel sharp pain in your ears everything goes silent. You can't hear screams of seagulls or this water creature. Hmph, only if you could somehow make magic stop summoning dangerous things at you...
"Well... if you can't beat them, join them. Or in this case, make them join you."6. The creature changes its demeanour completely, from outright hostile to infatuated. It shatters into million droplets, each flying more or less in your general direction before arcing behind you and reforming into humanoid shape. It wraps its arms around your chest and rests its head on your shoulder, water from its body being absorbed by by your burned clothes and bandages.
Cast a spell to tame it.
<No eating villages unless they want to be eaten.><Then how about you convince some? Extend our self sufficiency with farmland? Gives people something more to do while lessening amount of work I need to do.>
"You know, it only just now occurred to me that Professor Cuddles IS a crocodile, NOT a dragon.5. Professor Cuddles twitches once as its body dissolves into something loosely liquid, which in turn grows in volume and shape, before finally solidifying into what looks more like a dragon (http://arvalis.deviantart.com/art/Barlow-512337404), more agile, more dexterous, more dangerous. Its crocodile origin is still discernible if you look it with calm mind, something not many will have when suddenly facing it.
Lemme fix that.
Dragonify and enbiggen Professor Cuddles!"
"It hurts moderately, nothing important. I didn't come here to fight, but to check on you. Having you dead would be counter-productive."You ... you don't want to fight me? I must not have summoned you with magic then. Last guy that didn't want to fight me wanted me to fight a village for tribute.
Soleus gets straight to the point :
"You should have been assigned an objective. How are you faring thus far ? I can lend you some assistance if needed."
Change the giant die to say all 2s, then all 3s, then all 2s.2. It breaks into two tetrahedrons.
Then...Well, the fortress can start looking. But no looming.
"Well mother....Um I only have those dice I got from your jewlery box.Lying to your mom? What nasty son you are!
Carefully see what's going on outside.
Alan sits around, waiting for a random encounter.The random encounters mages tend to get are usually either mage hunters or city guards coming after your life. Not something you should be waiting for because they know how to kill a mage. Admittedly your dragon is pretty good counter measure as long you don't give them chance to shoot you into back.
"I see. Let's try communicating with those three then."
Soleus speaks to himself :
"Requesting Quantum Probability Evaluation :
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Crapsack'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Doombox'
Opening communication channel to Chaos Construct 'Iron Bed'."
Use Order Magic to evaluate if communicating with Dominic's weird ragatg bunch of misfit is possible.
"You could try my green man blocks or my lawn too. What about CenTreepede? Hey, just a thought ... Why would my death be counterproductive? I mean ... Wild Mages are not known for their longevity, nor for their generally positive impacts on society."2. The light turns into green.
Dominic casts "undo Enchantment: Pulsating light. He then orders CenTreepede to self heal. By maybe eating some trees or something. he doesn't know. If that is ineffective, Dominic will cast Make CenTreepede Self Restoring Via Absorbtion of Plant Matter.
"On the other Hand ... Oh, My name is Dominic, by the way. I have been called the Breakfast Mage. By myself. I think I have also been called the Summoner of Self Hatred. By the Universe."
Cause the bridge to become self-building. As in, it creates rock on its end so I don't have to bother earth-shaping it a million times.Worming your way out of work? Sure, why not. You got 6 after all.
Soleus tells to Dominic :The platform is in midair because you fell from it. It doesn't move without someone on it. Too high to reach by jumping.
"Communicating with the Constructs is not viable."
Then he adds :
"Come with me when you are done. We have no time to lose, and I need to get my shoulder checked."
He walked next to the platform, waiting for Dominic to come.
Politely disentangle the banshee, then cast a spell to fix whatever is making me dizzy. Presumably something to do with the bridge enchantment, but who knows.Though luck, casanova, she doesn't want to let go. Well, she does after you insist enough but quite soon her liquid hand is resting on your shoulder.
"Splendid. I was getting bored!6. Well, in hindsight it might have been better if you took some cover instead. The whirlwind of fire appeared around the corner where guards disappeared, first a minor thing more or less along what you expected from it. Shouts from guards were barely buried under its howling. Then it grew larger, louder, more violent and exponentially hotter. Buildings around it catched fire, shingled rooftops ignited like dry paper, and heat was felt on your face despite of it being relatively far.
Professor Cuddles, take cover for a moment. Well, you do have fire-proof scales, being dragon-esque and all. So, it should be fine.
Summon tornado of inferno! A fiery whirlwind! A gust from hell!"
"Mom! There's a dragon and a mage outside and what were the dice you were looking for again like what do they look like?""Dice of Order, son, the ones I gave you some days ago. Please don't tell you already threw them out. I kept one for myself because it is ridiculously stupid to let go of that power, and now I can't find it."
"Yes, I believe so." ((How high up is it?))Let's say somewhere around four meters up. You could jump from top of CenTreepede and get comfortable grip. And its not big, around 30*40 cm. And apparently affixed to invisible and well oiled ball joint, making it easy to flip over. Very dangerous design. You wouldn't accept something like that, not without additional safety measures, like a rope in case of lost balance. Guess this guy has unrealistically high opinion about his balance.
Dominic climbs onto CenTreepede and assists Soleus up as well. He then orders CenTreepede to rise up and grab onto the platform. ((How big is it?))
Anyway, the goal is to get all three of us up onto Soleus' floating sky rock. So we do whatever reasonable measures one would normally do in this situation to effect that outcome.
"Gah, I don't know what to do. Actually, I could increase the flight speed..."OOC, it's less flight and more like Alcubierre Drive style travel, though nowhere that fast.
Increase the flight speed of the fortress.
Then, just, go find somewhere quiet to sit and read or something.
He takes out his dice casually."Then make the spell weaker than necessary. I have found that is usually enough to offset negative effects. Not always, but often enough that it makes good tactic. I you are not willing to take his life, then stay out of his business. That kind of mages are dangerous to work with."
"Yeah I still have the dice ...mom that mage out there seems really dangerous and I've got a 6 so any magic I throw would be too powerful..."
"OH GAWD.There was one around, right? It wasn't even that far if you remember it right. And pleasantly in direction guards are not. If you feign yourself as a victim of homicidal mage, they probably help you without second thought. There's a plenty of burned people by sound of it, so it will be easy, but you need to run fast there if you want to be among first one's to be treated. Otherwise you probably will have to wait in line. Of course it will be much easier if you don't bring your pet dragon along. And if you could do something about your monstrous feet or at least hide it somehow. All that would increase your changes to get healing.
OH GAWD THE PAIN.
AAARGH."
Alan reels, eyes wide open and bulging. He desperately clasps his seared flesh, scremaing in agony.
"THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. SOMEONE, ASSIST ME."
Alan attempts to recall where a clinic is, and stumble off in that direction.
"Nice place you got here. Can .. Can we get my luggage up here now?"Your luggage is mostly fine, expect statue of your benefactor. It's arm has broken off.
Dominic dismounts and pats CenTreepede affectionately, sending it to curl up in a relatively stable and safe spot, like the back edge of the villa or something, then peers over the edge and considers methods of gathering his stuff.
"I have a three and a six coming up. I don't think either will be the best for retrieving lost items. Maybe we could sort of tilt the island a little? so we are lower to the ground up here? Or something? Maybe I could make a Centreepede sized tunnel to a lower exit, so we have a ;ess wobbly method of elevation?""
Samuel turns around to look at the now self-building bridge.4. Sparkling turns into aura of fire and boils water banshee's hand before you manage to turn it off. She turns her back to you and pouts, making sure you notice it.
"Soleus? Arken? Do you think that these quests are really... well, a good idea? I mean, we were basically bribed to do them by what I assume is an incarnation of chaos. Not to say that chaos is a terrible thing, in and of itself, but..."
He casts a spell to turn that "sparkly" thing into a fire aura that can be turned on and off (the turning on and off is the important bit).
"...Well, I don't know. It just gives me a bad feeling, what with order becoming involved. Not to mention that my Dice have continued breaking."
To Dominic :Joshua decides that jumping down is a suicide, so he refuses the order. Instead he retrieves the rope he used earlier to lower Brian and Marie down and makes Brian do the job. The rope works as additional support so together they manage to pull up most of fallen equipment. Only things they can't get up are the statue and the crapsack. Too big.
"Thank you for the compliment, we will find a way to retrieve your belongings. For now, let me introduce you to my wife and my servants."
Soleus called everyone in the mansion and introduced them to Dominic.
"This is Anna, my dear wife. And here are Brian, Joshua, Noel and Marie."
Then to Samuel :
"I don't know. All I know is that my mission is to ensure the completion of your missions. Answers will come as I complete mine for Order."
Then Soleus ask Joshua, the physically most capable one to jump on the platform to reactivate it. Then he is to take the time needed to retrieve Dominic's stuff.
Then Soleus gets his shoulder checked.
<Frankly, I do not think they are a good idea at all. Mine was to bring war. I do not want to bring war.>Well, let's see, what there is to tell beyond what is in OP? Not much really. Magic is the last spawn of Primordial Chaos. Nobody exactly knows when it reared its ugly head and made first wild mages, but when it did, a lot of people died. Their numbers and lethality dropped quickly afterwards, but never really ended. Why did Order allow it to remain and influence the world? Some say it was because it was enslaved to perform some function beyond human capacity to understand. Why Order didn't destroy it like it destroyed rest of Chaos? One blasphemous answer is that Order was too weak to do it. Where is Order? No one has heard of its voice since time immemorial, although Servants of Order used to claim they had all the answers, but nobody listens to those nutjobs anymore. Bunch of loony architects with fetish for crystals and geometric shapes, though their designs are really neat and rock solid.
Myths about magic.
I don't remember saying your mission is to ensure theirs. Is Soleus lying?((Looking back, I may have misunderstood the Second Priority. No problem, let's say it is a lie if it is wrong...))
Give the banshee the ability to regenerate via water absorption. Then send it to the ocean to heal, with a warning to take things a bit slowly.6. One water absorption enchantment on its way! You discover instantly how magic overcompensated this enchantment. The banshee drains all water from your left arm by accident, turning it into shriveled dry bone sack. She realizes quickly what she did and removes her hand, wailing loudly an apologetic song. It wasn't her purpose to hurt you at all, so apology accepted I guess.
Cameron blinks as he suddenly remembers where something is.In your pocket, that's where it is. Mom is already going into her underground secret workshop.
Go and grab mother's die
"She's annoyingly sweet girl who ends up hurt sooner or later. But no, those other things weren't mistakes, you were merely doing your job as a mage, but pulling her soul out was. A. Big. Mistake." Noel whispers, accusation clear in her voice. "It showed them a way out. It gave them hope. Then some lost mage made another mistake and asked magic's opinion of what he should do, and all those desperate souls gave him an answer. An answer that will break the chains eventually and doom this whole world. And it is your fault! You pushed the rock down, and now there's nothing that can stop it!" She angrily whispers while setting your bones without slightest regard for your comfort.I don't remember saying your mission is to ensure theirs. Is Soleus lying?((Looking back, I may have misunderstood the Second Priority. No problem, let's say it is a lie if it is wrong...))
Soleus unflinchingly said to Noel :
"My past self opened many doors with these dices. Everything he did could be considered a mistake, her, you, this house... Say Noel. As someone who crossed one of these doors, what did you see about Anna ?"
Sometime after or before, Soleus said to Dominic and Samuel :
To Samuel :
"Good idea. Communication will allow for better control."
To Dominic :
"We will leave soon. We can't help you much for the Crapsack and the Statue, you will have to haul them yourself if you want to keep them. Oh, and avoid using Wild Magic within the shield boundary."
"Professor Cuddles! A new order, for you. Stay in this area for one hour. Attack any and all individuals you see that are not me. Cause a distraction. The guards will probably think I'm still around here, near you. If things get hairy, or once one hour has elapsed, seek me out immediately. You should be able to find me; I'll be in that direction. There's a clinic."You ignore the pain your burns cause, and prepare yourself for inevitable failure.
Alan thinks a moment. His feet will be too difficult to conceal. Whilst Professor Cuddles may distract the guards for now, he will still stand out among those being healed. Instead, he needs a way to be completely unnoticed until receiving medical intention.
"Become invisible!"
He then makes his way to the nearby pharmacy as quickly as possible, regardless of the [1] he's about to roll.
"There is a shield boundary? Where does it end? That Crapsack is a very useful piece of luggage, and that statue ... well, I mean ... gosh. It's the memorial to the previous owner of these dice, and a strong reminder for me to be careful."Apparently it is fine to do magic within.
If Dominic is outside of Soleus' shield boundary, cast Convert Elevator Platform Into Grand, Elegant, Elevator Car. Then cast Bring Crapsack and All the parts of the Mage Statue to The Island, Gently.
Sure, myths about mages.Who would be ticked off if you make another doll? Nobody here, certainly. I mean these folks you have been making don't really like about magic, but they are not watching right now. Fortress does, but it doesn't care. With your latest boom of creation no one will notice if there's one extra. It's not like anyone counted how many people you have made.
Also, mull over whether I'd tick anybody off if I made a more companion-y companion. Then, if the answer is 'no', well. Hmm.
Give magic this list of qualities:
Feminine, attractive, intelligent, nice, generally moral, safe to be around without needing special precautions to ensure that I am not unduly altered against my will, able to read a book safely, magical, likes me in the romantic sense.
Then give it free rein to decide what comes out.
Alan thought quickly. Might it not be better if he completely mutated into whatever he was turning into, therefore healing his burns in the process? It would be worth a shot...Unfortunately wind caressing your blistering skin carelessly distracts you enough to break any focus of mind you can gather to cast spell. Ugh, can't help it. You navigate the alleys while succesfully avoiding attention. Few times your horribly long claws caughts on something making you fall on random piles of trash. You see the clinic behind the corner, 50 meters or so. It appears you are the first one of your victims to arrive. There are few people walking around, but no guards.
"Continue mutating!"
"That ... that went poorly. I am so sorry. Perhaps you should all get cleaned up. Uh ... perhaps ... no ... my next spell is a one ... .and then another six .. so no ... I can't help, except the old fashioned way. someone got a shovel?"Frankly magic would be so much better option for cleaning this up, but it won't be any actual help right now. Sigh... Manual labor it is. Soleus hands you a mop. Oh good lord, this is gonna be a real pain in the ass... Can't mop grass, so you leave that for crapsack and do your best for cleaning what you can. It takes a while and eats through half of Soleus's water reserves.
Dominic uses whatever nonmagical tools he has at his disposal to aid in the cleaning process, ordering crapsack to assist as well.
Edit: Dominic allows Soleus to examine the resurrection seed.
"Anyway" Dominic says brightly, "I am ready to move on to the next capital!" he frowns a bit. "Of course ... they do tend to get a little nervous when magical constructs come barreling into town. Or out of warehouses. Or just barreling along in general. Oh I am so sorry about the poop. I honestly expected that to be so gentle that they didn't catch up until we reached the next place. And i really thought I got crapsack fixed already. though, to be fair, his name is crapsack, after all, so this should have been more expected than it was. I am soooo sorry."
A hint of anger can be seen in Soleus voice.Closest capital besides that of the Empire is the one in Arkea. It suits for you, as two of your target locations are in Arkea too. A fair bit of flying, but it gives you time to you need to analyze the seeds.
"Wild Mages..."
He grabs some mop and gives it to Dominic.
"You better start cleaning now. Keep your Constructs put until the next stop, I won't tolerate another mishap."
He then sends a mental order to the Command Orb: to the closest capital to drop this Wild Mage. After taking a bath, he takes Noel apart.
"Dooming the world you said. This is alarming, but in away, I don't think it is a bad thing if it gave a way out to the restrained. What I did was unveil the flaws of the system, of the restraints. And now I am working to better them, and maybe change them."
To Dominic :
"Can you show me one of those seed ? I would like to study them."
Analyze "Resurrection Seeds" with the Eye of Forbidden Sight first, to determine its nature as a "Soul Puller".
Let's make the body, and just sort of have them be passive, also, note that I'm giving magic mostly free rein here other than the results must be humanoid, feminine, and attractive, then change the tetrahedra to display 6s twice, and then put the soul in with all the qualities listed.5. Magic figures "attractive" must stem from your current appearence. So the humanoid that is birthed by magic has all the right curves and human shape, but her skin is covered by shiny scales. Primary color is bright attention seeking yellow on front, pierced by lines of emerald green from her back. The green part is dotted by larger pale yellow, almost glassy, scales flowing in beautiful refractive pattern that flows form her back into arms and legs. Where your scales demand respect, hers demand attention. She's beautiful in a way rainbow and setting sun is, more than human, less than divine, vibrant and lively.
Heal my arm.6. The arm returns back into its normal state. Well, almost. It radiates heat in rather excessive manner, making hair on it cycle through colors of fire faster. It doesn't burn you or drain heat from rest of your body, it is simply far hotter than it should. It's gonna hamper your relationship with the water banshee. I recommend keeping her on your right side.
Huh...I don't actually remember picking this up.You probably took it without thinking when you saw it. It ain't a trash to be left behind. Probably should inform mom about it before she goes after the other mage.
Set it down on a nearby table.
"Soleus! I believe I am using too much of your water. I am sorry. We may want to stop along the way at a well or something."Meeting Dominic as he was busy cleaning everything, Soleus answered :
Alan stops and turns around. He needed another distraction; or at least something to keep the other peasants from getting to the clinic before he could. He would have to wait a while outside anyways to fix his legs. So therefore...2. Faces of screaming people appears on the wall you are leaning on. Disturbingly realistic faces. Hundred tortured faces depicting equal number of different pains.
He points at the road inbetween the clinic and the area of the fiery inferno, and casts a spell.
"Summon sentient and hostile stone wall!"
"Oh dear. Sorry! Um, hold on..."That's effectively a wild mage. Otherwise you have to apply each ability individually.
Change the tetrahedra to show 3 twice, then summon her something modest.
Magical as in 'has the inherent ability to do acts that magic could normally procure'. Like, telekinesis and teleportation and conjuration and stuff.
Also, shapeshift the extra thumbs away.
Dominic mops along, whistling a happy tune about poop or something similar. He gather's teh soiled clothes left behind and attempts to clean them as well - the old fashioned way: plunge and scrup, plunge and scrub, plunge and scrub. If anyone has any soap and offers it, he uses that as well.It's great how human senses get accustomed on everything over time; you don't even notice the smell by the time you finish your cleanup duties. Cleaning clothes however is harder than you remember it being, especially without soap. Shit is just diluted and smeared over larger areas. It is unfortunately the sticky variant...
"Soleus! I believe I am using too much of your water. I am sorry. We may want to stop along the way at a well or something."
Soleus initially doesn't even listen to Noel, too focused with the curious seed. He nods silently, assessing the power and meanings of this seed.Shield array will now block everything. Not even a breeze of wind will be felt within. Goal will be reached by end of next turn.
Partially lost in his thoughts, he raised his hand toward Noel to signify her to wait. He was thinking about the Seed, his goals, and his new quest. Theories were blooming in his mind, hypothesis of dark times...
(From what I experienced, Wild Magic seems closely linked to Souls.
Souls. We can assume that they are a fuel or a restraint, or both.
The Order Node mentioned the Chaos Entity, which I presume is locked by the Souls.
The green being that spoke to me before I became a Wild Mage was probably a projection of said Entity, seeing it wanted me to destroy what was making me unable to remember: Order.
Dominic, this Wild Mage. He was tasked to plant these seeds around the countries, it will presumably weaken the seal and power of Magic.
I assume this mean the Entity is using Wild Mages to free itself.
Wild Magic is still unclear to me. Is it a by-product of the Entity ? A system used to seal said Entity ? Or a by-product of the seal ?
Moving on to the Dices of Order. They seem to represent the degree of control Order has over Chaos.
The more Dices disappear, the more the restraints are weakening. Judging from my Dice count, time is running short.)
Finally after a long moment of silence, Soleus spoke to Noel.
"Yes, I am an idiot. An idiot that try to solve something. Order won't restore itself, and if we don't do something, you can be sure the destruction of the world will come knocking."
He added before leaving.
"Don't get me mistaken. By no mean I believe myself strong and smart enough to correct a fundamental system set by Order. But maybe Order can, and that is what I am aiming for as a Mage of Order. And we must hurry."
Shield Array Activated. Nothing should get into the Field. Maximum speed toward our destination.
Afterward, Soleus communicated Samuel and Arken :
< "Samuel. Arken. We have known each other for a long time. I have a question to you both : were you visited by an entity who asked you to fulfill a strange quest ? What asked, and what was asked to you ? I believe we may be tricked." >
"Mother I found it!"You find her in the cellar looking at a book and casting a spell. Your words come too late. Her blonde hair turns pure white, no, pure light. She turns to look at you frowning, and you notice her eyes too are now pure light, shining bright and banishing shadows from the room as well as creating new, even darker ones.
pick it back up and find her.
Earth-shape the bride into little pieces. If it still seems to be growing, earth-shape them into little clumps where the enchantment will form harmless spires or something.[2+2] First five kilometers of the bridge breaks, making it more of jumping puzzle than a bridge. Far edge of the bridge is too far for you to see if it still grows, but considering how the broken section is repairing itself and growing new branching bridges aimlessly means it probably does. Like a cancer.
<Soleus. Just lost another one.>
"....No mother should I just try to change you back with a 6 who knows maybe you'll look better then before?""Are you saying I am ugly? Do I need to wash your mouth with soap again? Let me roll your Dice first, maybe I got five or four next... Using six without checking alternatives first is a little reckless."
"Magic."Dice of Order? What are..." she asks, before her face lits up with recognition "Oh, those. I forgot they actually exist. But those don't break, so yours must be fakes."
Also, a Dice of Order breaking. I am not sure why it's doing that...
And all I have are twos. Gah."
Uhh, I guess she can be a Wild Mage?
"Hold on, let's see if you get different numbers. Actually, let's see if I can do this right..."
<Soleus. Just lost another one.>
Integrate the wings with the armor and amplify the pattern.
Poop's really hard to get out of clothes without soap. anyone got any lye? Or fire. we could just burn these things. Maybe get some new clothes somewhere?You do that. The island arrives to capital of Arkea, but remains near clouds to avoid detection.
Dump the poo water over the edge of the island and wipe my hands in the grass. Then go and gather the bits of the statue and hang out with CenTreepede and the crapsack while we wait to arrive.
"Also, I'm gonna need that seed back, Soleus!"
Alan has a sudden though.Another dragon lover.
If he transforms himself into a totally new creature, he can both heal his injuries, and cure himself of his peculiar feet.
He cackles maniacally, then wiggles his fingers.
"Transform self into massive dragon, maintaining all intelligence and humanity, or lack thereof."
5. Magic readily strips away self construcing enchantment from the bridge and even quells the waves generated by it.<Soleus. Just lost another one.>
"Now, I know you were talking to Soleus, but it might be time to go and grab more dice. Or put some more effort towards fixing the bonds. That's definitely something we should do in the next bit."
Remove the bridge enchantment the normal-magic way. Waste of a perfectly good five, but whatever.
Confused, Alan begins asking questions rapidly, leaving no opportunity for the shark to respond.Absolutely nothing happens. You stare your hands confused. Why it doesn't work? Big, heavy and coarse hands grab you by shoulders firmy, encouraging you to look the shark person to whom they belong.
"Who are you. Where am I. Are you a shark. Are we on a boat. Is this boat going into a whirlpool. Are we going to die.
One second...
Boat-doken!"
With a flourish of his hands, Alan casts a hadoken aimed towards the center of the whirlpool in an attempt to push the boat out.
((If you have never seen boat-doken, look it up. Read all of 8 bit theatre while you're at it. You won't regret it.))
Soooooooleeeeuuuuuuuuuuuussssss. We're here. Let me down would ya? Hopefully in a less painful manner than how we got up. Also, gonna need that seed, mkay?Soleus doesn't answer. Probably too engrossed stodying the seed to hear anything. So next logical step is to retrieve it by yourself. You step inside the villa and are very soon conforted by Joshua, a big strong man with awesome beard. He stares you down in somewhat threatening manner, arms crossed.
Dom attempts to retrieve the seed and get the island lowered, perhaps at a bit of a distance from the capital, to someplace hilly or with cliffs or something so CenTreepede can more easily dismount.
"My name's Arken Frost. Nice to meet you, Tlaco."Nice to meet you, Arken. You seem much warmer than your name would tell." Tlaco offers a curtsy. "Sure, give me one."
...I didn't think they broke either but here we are and they have been.
Do you want to try, then?"
Pass her a single dice.
"That's strange... You've got a 6, by the way. Probably. I wouldn't trust it though. It might not be working. That you can't see it, that's really not good."It appears I have forgotten to update your queue. Fixed.
Mount up, gather my baggage, and ride out. Time to suffer for the quest. I cast Check in on My House and See How it's Doing.While most of your stuff is light enough to lift onto CenTreepede, the statue is not. You manage to waddle it next to CenTreepede and prop it up for lifting, but that's about it. You are not even sure if your ladder is stoing enough to hold your combined weight. You are not eager to left it behind. Hmm.
"CenTreepede, I really hope this spell doesn't end me. Well, let's get going. if I die ... well, who knows what will become of you and the rest. but if I live, we have work to do.
"I like the sound of that. I presume I'm being paid, correct?""'o course, after both tasks be done. Not money or gold, them be easily obtained, but a pair great gifts that be not possible to gain any other way." It offers its huge hand. "Deal?"
(Sorry for lack of posts, was kinda very busy)Understandable. It is summer after all.
Erm, drop Dominic there and give him back the seed. Then head for the nearest Node.
"Uhm. Hm. I'm not sure what's going on. I think it might have something to do with that, all right... I'm going to try something."6. A bloody red spheric object appears with a pop in front of your face and immediately forces its way into your right eyesocket, crushing and flattening your natural eye on its way in. You scream and fall on your knees, holding your hand before your eye, hesitating to shove it in to contain the throbbing pain. Squished remains of your right eye bleeds out like stiff bloody tears. Tlaco screams as you do and takes two hasty steps towards you. She stops a moment before her dress gets chance to electrocute you again.
Summon a device that will allow me to see magic.
Alan looks down at his hand, minuscule in comparison to that of the shark.The sharkman takes your hand and shakes it vigorously. He smiles, and it is kind of smile that scares people: mouth full of serrated triangular teeths doesn't exactly inspire happy feelings the smile is intented for.
"Sure. Deal. Just don't crush my finger-bones."
Alan gingerly shakes the shark's hand.
Okay that wasn't supposed to happen. Why did I cast that in here instead of out there like I meant to do? We'd better run, yo.6. The arm flies back to the statue like a boomerang, clobbering Joshua unconscious or worse in the progress. After being reunited with its arm, the statue comes to life. Its crushed head swivels around scanning for threats, and after failing to find any it follows you up on the CenTreepede.
Dominic casts Animate Statue, preferably While Also Reattaching Its Arm Properly. And then he runs, yelling for the statue to follow. He grabs CenTreepede's ladder and begins climbing while ordering the mount across the gap.
If all of this is successful and he has a moment and some calm, he casts Repair Window.
Alan roars loudly, beckoning Professor Cuddles back to him. If he spies Professor Cuddles in danger, he immediately rushes to the aid with a relatively low temperature blast of fire; low enough to not affect the crocodilian dragon, but enough to kill any dangers to the pet. He inhales deeply through his nostrils, attempting to somehow discern the scent of his target, wherever he is, from the other scents around him.Your beconing call leaves something to desire for. It seems you need to practice roaring a bit more. Perhaps somewhere alone where nobody can hear your bad attempts. Anyway, moments later Professor Cuddles springs to the skies behind buildings and lands on nearby rooftop. It creaks under his weight, threatening to give in. He's actually smaller than you now. Small enough that you could carry him on your back with minor difficulties.
Alan was fighting an inwards battle now. Nothing too big; not an identity crisis, or something like that. No. He was worried. About his name.
People don't quite fear the name ALAN. People don't cower in fear of "Alan... the evil dragon king". No. People were scared of names like Malicus, Evilicus, and Dreadicus. Alan wondered; what should he call himself now. Probably didn't matter. People would invent their own names for him. And he probably couldn't speak. He'd have to try that sometime.
"Use yours mother there is less chance of something going wrong I live if you do it."Your last words are buried under a loud... roar? It's like when a teenager tries to sound manly and strong but his voice breaks and betrays him. There's probably an intent behind it, but it ain't clear. Or even particularly threatening for that matter.
"Give it... A moment..."The throbbing pain doesn't appear to leave you any time soon. You clench your fists hard to distract yourself from the pain and rise your gaze. Your new eye sees world differently from the another. Black waves washes over the room many times each second, scanning for changes, numerous black knots on walls observe ongoings here carefully, feeding information to the fortress. Tlaco before you is nothing but infinitely complex darkness focused on you. She twists her hands restlessly, wanting to do something to help you. The electrified scaps of cloth floating around her have their strict orbits unfold before you, hundreds paths they can take to protect anything from approching the dress they are attached to, wing shapes they default to when the dress is falling clearly visible behind. Behind her in another room unbreakable cage of containment circle and thin treads of dispel array ready to rip apart anything made of magic.
"Okay. I think we're safe from our friends now, CenTreepede, you can slow down. Guys, we wild mages really are a danger to friend and foe alike. I continue to seriously question the nature of our mission. And that thing about the chaos emissary. And all kinds of other things. Welcome to the team, statue. Now, what shall I call you? Enchanted Statue is too ordinary, and Horrible Example, while being true to my intention in creating you and dragging you around like this, doesn't quite have the proper ring to it.There isn't any woods around this city. It's grassland and gently rolling hills as far as eye sees. And cows. They raise cows here. Or some other bovine species. Asking for inconspicuous location is quite too much. A massive piece of rock falling like meteorite does ask for attention. Not from bovines, no. They are moving directly away. But from a party of horsemen approaching from the city. Time to skedaddle away, now isn't time to be picky for hiding places.
Dominic slows CenTreepede to a calmer stride and attempts to aim it toward the capital, preferably going into the woods at a point nearthe city but out of sight and stopping where we have a reasonable view but aren't conspicuous. I know this is asking much, but we'll try it.
Along hte way, and once we find a decent little camping spot, Dominic ponders the meaning of all this, piecing together clues from his various experiences, especially a) the dream that gave him his quest, b) the more recent dream of a chaos emissary, and c) his interactions with Soleus. Oh and his pamphlet on Wild magic and the poem from the base of his statue.
...Assume information shared. Soleus and Samuel do not seem to react. Perhaps they already knew it?
Well there's only one reaction to this.
"[VEHEMENT EXPLETIVE DELETED].
So. Chaos. Cannot see Dice of Order.
At all."
Relay this to the others.
Alan groaned inwardsly. "Damnit, Sharkman. You couldn't just tell me where my target is, or give me any hints?"3. Approximate location of "Soleus Arendar" is about 500 km to 1500 km to east.
He then attempts to cast some magic. He attempts to cast a locate spell for a "Soleus Arendar", despite not knowing if such a thing existed.
He also beckons Professor Cuddles to take position on his back, and flexes his wings cautiously, testing them to see how easy flight may be.
"Oh boy. I think I might be trying to summon a horrible, intelligent monstrosity bent on destruction and conquest into the world, rather than helping people live lives of peace without the threat of war and death. And I've already planted one of the trees. If I don't even the balance, that kingdom will expand, possibly to conquer all. Before it too is destroyed by this emissary. I need to think. And maybe find some help. I don't want to destroy all life on the planet. Not even for a cute ball of kitteny goodness.That may be better as description for the spell. It's not like any mages actually write down names for spells because there ain't anything to study or remember. Spell casting is natural like writing (after you have learned to write, of course). Once you know what you want you just do it. And like with writing, you need to focus on it.
But is Order any better? Are there alternatives? Balance? I need a sage. or a priest."
Dominic casts Locate Smart people Who Know About These Things And Can help Me Make An Informed Decision About My Quest.
Dominic is either terrible, or really good, at naming spells.
Soleus has been very contemplative since Dominic left. Was he himself really like this when he was a Wild Mage ?Dominic improved its safety a bit just before messing up the place. But it can always be better.
He would sigh if his emotion control would allow him to.
Once Dominic is dropped, resend the island on a proper course toward the nearest node. In the meantime, use quantum probability analysis to estimate the future roll of the following action : improve elevation platform to meet greater safety norms and allow for movement without an operator standing on.
Summon a magical artifact.Something random, huh? Why not.
"Well, whatever it is, this thing allows me to see Chaos magic. But not Order. So that's weird.Oh damn it. I was certain I pasted status spoilers in but apparently didn't. Whatever, fixed now.
I, um, think I'd better just get a five...Um, can I check your queue?"
((You're missing the dice.))
If I lent her my first three dice, would I keep the 5? Additionally, can I re-insert her dice in my queue anywhere or just on one end or the other? Additionally additionally, does her queue actually extend to 10 dice? Additionally additionally additionally, would the rolls persist if she had no Dice to represent them?Yes. Yes. Depends. Yes.
"Well, whatever it is, this thing allows me to see Chaos magic. But not Order. So that's weird.Ignoring throbbing pain in your replaced eye you place rest of your Dice onto the table and retreat backwards letting Tlaco try them out. She rolls them and as usual the Dice ends up in neat row.
I, um, think I'd better just get a five...Um, can I check your queue?"
((You're missing the dice.))
Alan growls to Professor Cuddles and shakes his back a little, signaling for the smaller dragon to remove itself from his back.Dragons are not exactly gentle creatures and Professor Cuddles' take off from your back feels nasty even if it tries to be careful. Eh, it probably heals on its own. You ready yourself for take off, letting instincts guide you. Wings up wide, one running step, kicking upper body up into air, jumping, wings down and you are flying. Well, scraping tops of tallest buildings. Oh crap that bell tower is on the way howyouturninmidaircraptoolate!
With that, Alan takes off, and uses his innate animal senses to locate the poles of the world. He then estimates the rough direction he must fly in, and begins moving at top speed to that location, taking care not to crash, and attempting to maintain a rather high altitude. He makes sure Professor Cuddles is following him.
Dominic orders the doombox to sing to this new guy, and orders the statue ot defend him from a standing position. Dominic climbs to his feet and stands behind the statue.It turns out doombox is oriented slightly wrong way, blasting its voice at your direction rather than the enemy. You silence it right away, order your golem stand up and be as menacing as a guy with crushed head can be. In meanwhile you you crawl back to the doombox, reorient it and let it sing a song of soon to be deaf people. And god damn it is loud, even when aimed in correct direction. The bowman, whose camp this probably is by the way, drops his weapons and rolls behind the hill. You spot a pair of dogs running down the hill stumbling over and trashing. Your ears are already hurting so you can only imagine what that guy might be feeling. Well, you know what he's feeling. You have experienced this before.
"Wow. You're like, the second thing I've animated that isn't hostile to me. You are even protective. Wow."
Why have I never done this BEFORE?Perhaps you were never desperate enough? And it's not like you have had the Dice of Order in your posession for long time.
Alan flaps his wings a few times to accelerate in an attempt to neutralize the slowing effect of Professor Cuddles, then extends his wings and glides to his destination.
"Well, it sure beats getting shot!"CenTreepede starts running roughly to east while keeping between hills. As soon as the campsite is out of sight you let your magic loose.
Dominic turns off Doombox, remounts CenTreepede, and calls back the statue, to mount up again as well. We then head toward the Spine Mountains and wisdom.
"Let's get this one out of the way. I have a feeling we're gonna need a slightly better roll soon."
Dominic casts 'Regrow That Guy's Hearing' at the bowman who saw fit to shoot first and ask questions later of the guy wielding an organic construct made of trees, an inorganic construct honoring the death of a Wild Mage, and a box of super fucking loudness. And also a crapsack.
"I tell ya, guys, I am torn as to whether I care if that guy actually gets his hearing back or not. I feel bad for invading his space, but he fucking shot at me! Well, he missed, anyway, thanks to you, so no harm, no foul."
"Fix the dress with the 6, then you can, I dunno, make something, but I'd rather be healed with a five than not."Tlaco nods. You watch as she casts a spell, black tendrils coming out of thin air around her tearing all magic out of her dress. The floating silk scarps fall down, dead. Animation of lighting and shadows stop on her dress on the same moment, the pattern freezing in time. She apparently more or less accidentally dispelled it. Thankfully the dress itself doesn't disappear.
Alan casts highlight target, hoping to highlight his target in his vision even through the terrain.3. ...well then. This leaves you slightly confused. If you recall right, 3 should at least give you some sense of direction in case of spell like this, but you don't spot anything different. Either your target is too far to be seen or is in different direction than expected. It is possible that you already passed him moments ago and he's basically below and behind you and that's why you cannot see anything highlighted. Single glance proves this is not the case, however. So, too far away or not directly ahead of you. Given the amount of time you took to reach this far it is quite possible that he too has moved.
Hope this works. If it just makes him glow, I'm gonna...
...
I dunno. Nothing?
He then returns to flying towards the location of his target.
Dominic sighs, and casts "Restore Health to a natural healthy state."6. Rotten meat falls up back to your boney fingers and unrot themselves. Disgusting process to watch. Same happens to your ears and hair. Rocky brain chunks still orbiting head of your unfortunate predecessor are suddenly deorbited and fall back into to malformed head, completely restoring its head natural form. The spell also turns his stoned body back into flesh. It/he scans around and locks his eyes onto you. He doesn't look particularly happy.
"It worked. What's the ring do?"She visibly relaxes.
"Ohai. ... What?"
"That would be a good idea. I'll reinforce it...You put the ring on and watch as millions thin threads burst out of it and course through your body, accomodating with shapes of veins, muscles, organs, bones, nails and skin. It probably also fills your teeth, eyes and hairs too, but its a bit hard to see.
Ah. Maybe I should go and see them."
Take the ring (put it on) and enhance its efficacy, then change a tetrahedron to show 7s. After that, pop down to Laudata's position with the bracelet. Shapeshift back to a normal human first, I guess.
Alan snorts, then casts "Teleport to target".2. Tugging feeling in your tail created by Professor Cuddles disappears. Indeed, he's gone. Doesn't appear to be anywhere near you.
"Dude. You died. You know that, right? You died."I am very aware of the fact." He's still waiting.
I know. Let's let the dice decide!"
Dominic casts Choose Your Mage!with a 2 ...
((and so ends the wild tale of Dominic ... cast down by the dice, and the very man whose demise brought upon him trouble, adventure, companions, and breakfast.))
((*looks at Ozarck's queue*Well, I feared this situation when I cast heal with a six. I didn't take it for a resurrect spell, but what I really expected was for CenTreepede to retunr to tree form. Which would have made ol Dominic rather sad.
No.))
((Take a guess what you actually have.))((I looked. But I am not changing the action.))
Vacation is really doing wonders for my sense of time... And where are others?Indeed. Ugh. It has been, what, 2 weeks since I passed by ?
((Back, I guess? I have no idea what's going on, and I have very few ideas as to what to do. But whatever. I'll figure it out.))((Summon my spirit! don't have to just a suggestion))
Summon something. Literally anything.
Summon Dominic's mage opponent. he's getting on Dominic's nerves.((Back, I guess? I have no idea what's going on, and I have very few ideas as to what to do. But whatever. I'll figure it out.))((Summon my spirit! don't have to just a suggestion))
Summon something. Literally anything.
"Hello, General.""My Lord. I may have completely ruined our changes to persuade this village joining us. It appears my strategic ability doesn't extend to diplomatic relations. They... don't operate like soldiers would. Please accept my apologies."
((I don't know what die is next in line. I think it is a six, but I am not going t o look. this will be more fun this way))Crapsack spits out some rock solid chunks of brown matter. The revived mage somehow dodges the projectiles, which then proceed make contact with your face. Hard. But not hard enought to make you forget spellcasting.
Dominic casts Go Find Another Set of Dice For Yourself Ya Ingrate! At his new friend.
"Crapsack! a little help?"
((I never get tired of crapsack and CenTreepede.))
Alan casts "Locate Professor Cuddles!"1. You're not sure what happens, but no location of any kind come into mind. You file this into your mental cabinets as a standard failure. Certainly nothing bad will come of it.
Hilarity probably ensues.
Trying to work with things of wild magic is not easy when you cannot actually access it. Simply looking the map through the eye reveals millions threads extending into all directions, each measuring numerous states of air, detecting shapes of land and other flyers. You suppose you could go to the edge of your island, peer down and try to see where ground sensing threads are acting differently. Not a fast task, but doable and probably easiest way to archieve the goal.Vacation is really doing wonders for my sense of time... And where are others?Indeed. Ugh. It has been, what, 2 weeks since I passed by ?
So.
Oblivious to the other mages doings, Soleus attempts to connect the Eye to the map, hoping to detect any Wild Magic disturbance.
((Back, I guess? I have no idea what's going on, and I have very few ideas as to what to do. But whatever. I'll figure it out.))Well, recently you halted the self growing bridge, made your arm hot and summoned an artifact, Deep Window. And I think Arken Frost tried to contact you and Soleus. As for what to do, well, you could finish the bridge and claim your prize, or you could work to discern truth from lies and learn forgotten history of this world, though TheBiggerFish and Ozarck have far more IC reason to do that.
Summon something. Literally anything.
The frustrated Alan once again attempts to locate Professor Cuddles.2. You locate an eagle nearby who's challenging your air superiority.
Politely withdraw Laudata, keeping one soldier around as a bodyguard. Wait patiently for them to come back out.Laudata bows and uses the bracelet to teleport away and the fortress does fancy spacefolding tring to bring gates close enough for soldiers to walk away. Then you wait.
"Huh. That did not go at all like I expected. Well, I brought it on myself, I guess. Good bye, my only friends."There was very shallow one CenTreepede ran over while you were running away from a simple hunter. Not very far away, thankfully. You reach it easily enough: turns out your ex-mount leaves easily trackable dragmarks behind.
Dominic will now walk, first to find a stream in which to wash himself clean, and then to find something to wear.
First, he will attempt to cast "Create Clean Pants" and "Create Comfortable, Sturdy Boots."
Failing that, he will attempt to purchase a garment in exchange for work.
"I apologize. We mean no harm whatsoever. If you'd rather I just go, I will."One older guy is somewhat shoved into front of others, so he's given responsibility of responding to overpowered maniac with flying castle.
New Mage Title: Sad Dominic, the Naked Shod. ((Shod means wearing shoes))The pulsing light disappears leaving you in ever growing darkness, and you can feel other enchantments to disappear as well. You know, maybe giving CenTreepede, crapsack, doombox and other artifacts to the guy wasn't such a good idea after all. Sure, it calmed him down and ensured your continued wellbeing, but maybe it was still a bit too much.
"Well, magic still works, I guess. But now, it's anyone's guess as to whether i will succeed in my spells or not. huh. Kinda like it was anyway. well, I am seriously geting tired of this pulsing light, and what's the point of being able to communicate with an orange Juice Barrel, if he doesn't exist anymore?"
Dominic casts Remove All Enchantments From Myself. Provided that doesn't end up putting him in a very difficult situation, he then goes on to cast Create Comfortable, Soft Robe of Mage Armor
Soleus gazes at the new wild magic field for a moment.Despite low light levels it doesn't take long before you notice a spot where threads of magic move in unusual manner, snapping like lightning between spots instead of sweeping over area. By naked eye you can barely see a depression in middle of wide hill. Exceptionally normal looking area that doesn't require any more attention, but you can now easily tell that is exactly what you are looking for.
"Uncanny. But not a priority as of now."
With the Command Orb in hand, Soleus gets outside. Close to the edge of the island, he moves it across the area, carefully scanning the ground with the eye, on the lookout for a place devoid of Wild Magic.
Alan snorts. He'll figure this all out later. He casts "Teleport directly to Soleus Arendar."5. Finally something goes your way. Sudden shift on stars tells that you were moved good distance to southwards and maybe eastwards too. Below you is a floating chunk of soil and stone bigger than you, clearly violating your sole right to be only one this big flying around. Right on edge of the flying island you notice a person who's glowing about same low intensity light as stars on the sky. Your target.
Alan grins. His mouth opens, and he begins to speak.With an unflinching voice, Soleus answered to the black figure :
"Good past noon. How do you do, Soleus Arendar?"
"Eek!"Possibly because you wanted something wearable. It might want to wear your skin or make sure you can't wear anything ever because of missing skin. Or just because.
Run away! Run away!
"Why did it have to try to eat me? Why?"
"Then go I shall. Can I do anything to make up for the offense?""Umm... not kill us afterwards?" Simple people and their simple requests. That's not really doing something as much as not doing. Fulfilling that request should be doable. You nod and use the bracer to teleport back on the fortress. The soldier can find its way on its own.
"Priority reassessed. Bring the outer forcefield up to full power."Shield is already active, set to reject all physical matter.
Seeing the mighty beast, Soleus activated the shield array in a preemptive defensive measure.Alan grins. His mouth opens, and he begins to speak.With an unflinching voice, Soleus answered to the black figure :
"Good past noon. How do you do, Soleus Arendar?"
"I am doing proper, dragon. What is your name and your deal with me ? You reek of Wild Magic, which can't be a good thing in my book."
Then he muttered to himself :
"Evaluating Quantum Probability of retrofitting Shield Matrix into a weaponized crushing field."
Am I hearing/seeing any of this stuff with Soleus? If so:Upgrade the fortress's teleport bracelet system, teleport my fortress and its contents and current inhabitants to the scene of the incipient fight.Unless he's using the magic telephone to relay audio and video, then no, you are not noticing anything. You are half nation away. However you probably would see starfall happening in Arkea capital if you were to look in that direction. It's much closer.
"thanks, voice in my head, or that insight into both my attacker, and my own magic. Now, you wouldn't happen to know, and be willing to tell me, a good way to get something to cover my more sensitive bits, bot hfor protection, and for modesty's sake? Voice? hello?"Imaginary voice of reason in your head doesn't respond. It may not be wise to pursue this line of thinking, for insanity follows it closely. Though you could argue mages are all slightly insane anyway. Either by nature or as result of their spells, accumulated or instant. For example, this spell informs you in very detailed and personal manner what is going on. Large blobs of molten rock are falling down into capital, crushing buildings and people, burning buildings and people as a side effect. Lots of people are dying and greatly suffering over there. You catch a glimpse of the mage causing this; the one you accidentally resurrected. He's simultanously satisfied for successfull spell and sad for number of lives sacrificed for greater cause, though his sadness is more of intellectual type. Underneath this is faint sense of selfish duty and dread of future.
Dominic talks to the voice, and continues looking for some pants. Also, seeing the sky falling he casts What the Heck is Going on Over There?
Alan smirks even further, eyes narrowing.Soleus doesn't answer your question. He simply stares you with dead eyes. Not dead dead, mind you, just completely lacking any shred of emotion. A freak. You breath in large amount of air while hovering in place and priming whatever weird organs dragons use to active their breath weapon.
"I'm what you may call an assassin. Somebody wants you dead. A rather strange individual, a large shark. Any idea whom that might be?"Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
Yeah, you don't see anything.Am I hearing/seeing any of this stuff with Soleus? If so:Upgrade the fortress's teleport bracelet system, teleport my fortress and its contents and current inhabitants to the scene of the incipient fight.Unless he's using the magic telephone to relay audio and video, then no, you are not noticing anything. You are half nation away. However you probably would see starfall happening in Arkea capital if you were to look in that direction. It's much closer.
We indeed may be on our last legs here. Lack of posts kinda kills my desire to do anything; for this turn we have only two actions out of six, which tells me that players aren't interested about this anymore. I suppose I could flat out kill inactive ones and take in new blood to replace them, but waitlist consist of only one, well two, people currently.I'm still interested
We indeed may be on our last legs here. Lack of posts kinda kills my desire to do anything; for this turn we have only two actions out of six, which tells me that players aren't interested about this anymore. I suppose I could flat out kill inactive ones and take in new blood to replace them, but waitlist consist of only one, well two, people currently.You should probably go on with this, and kill off inactive players. I am one of them after all, and my own inactivity feels unhealthy for the game pace overall.