Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 28, 2012, 10:38:31 pm
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Post by: IronyOwl on July 28, 2012, 10:38:56 pm
MAKE FRIENDS INSTEAD
Post by: Yoink on July 28, 2012, 10:39:15 pm
Post by: borno on July 28, 2012, 10:40:05 pm
THROW TOMATONO PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLE SPIKEY
Post by: SoHowAreYou on July 28, 2012, 10:40:25 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on July 28, 2012, 10:45:03 pm
Plush wun!THROW TOMATONO PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLE SPIKEY
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 28, 2012, 10:54:59 pm
CAN'T KILL WHAT ALREADY DEAD(4)BOSS HESITATES. IS NOW ACQUAINTANCE.
MAKE FRIENDS INSTEAD
THROW TOMATO(1)YOU THROW TOMATO. IT HITS BOSS. BOSS ABSORB LIFE ENERGY OF TOMATO. SMOOTH. TOMATO LICH GLARE AT YOU.
(2) PINEAPPLE SMASH INTO BOSS. HE ABSORBS THAT TOO. IS NOW DISGUSTING FRUIT SALAD LICH.THROW TOMATONO PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLE SPIKEY
BUILD CATUPULT(6) YOU BUILD CATAPULT. IT A BIT BIG, BUT WORKABLE.
(1) YOU ALSO HURL FRUIT AT BOSS. BOUNCES OFF OF HIM, ABSORBS PART OF HIS ENERGY. PLUSH PINEAPPLE GOLEM CREATED.Plush wun!THROW TOMATONO PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLE SPIKEY
BOSS TURN
"... What is wrong with you heroes? Throwing fruit?"
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Post by: IronyOwl on July 28, 2012, 10:55:49 pm
UPGRADE ACQUAINTANCE TO FRIEND
Post by: Scelly9 on July 28, 2012, 10:56:19 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 28, 2012, 11:05:17 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 28, 2012, 11:11:43 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 28, 2012, 11:14:44 pm
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 28, 2012, 11:23:35 pm
IDLE NEAR BOSS(2) BOSS LOOKS CREEPED OUT. GREAT. YOU CREEPED OUT UNDEAD ABONIMATION.
UPGRADE ACQUAINTANCE TO FRIEND
KEEK IN NUTS(6)YOU KEEK BOSS IN NUTS. SO MUCH FORCE, BODY SHATTERED IN HALF. SPIRIT FLIES OUT, GLARES AT YOU.
Be the sun, stare at lich(2)YOU BE SUN. OH CRAP! YOU GO SUPERNOVA.
KICK PLUSH PINEAPPLE GOLEM IN SHINS(2) UNFORTUNATLY, DUE TO PLUSH BEUNG PLUSHY, YOU BOUNCE BACK FROM FORCE OF KICK, HURTING SELF.
Summon an army of giant Lihcs and Bars to counter this foul Lich!(3) YOU SUMMON LIHCS AND BARS. MAYBE 3 OF EACH. THEY AWAIT ORDERS.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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BOSS TURN:
"Err... Why are you standing next to me? Aren't we supposed to be killing each other?"
(5) With a quick gesture, the spirit brings down the wrath of death incarnate, frying the army of lihcs and bars, as well as Caerwyn.
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Post by: wolfchild on July 28, 2012, 11:27:08 pm
Post by: borno on July 28, 2012, 11:28:26 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 28, 2012, 11:29:47 pm
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Post by: Yoink on July 28, 2012, 11:49:58 pm
SHA-WACKY-THWACKA-BAM
Post by: mcclay on July 28, 2012, 11:51:29 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 28, 2012, 11:57:10 pm
Take him with me(2) YOU INDEED TAKE HIM WITH YOU. YOU MEANT SPIDERMAN, RIGHT? OOPS.
PINEAPPLE DIDN'T WORK, TRY TOMATO(4)YOU HURL THE TOMATO AT HIM. KNOCKS THE TOMATO POWER OUT OF HIM, LIKE MAGNETS.
Resurrect in the soul of a tormented young girl!(1)YOU ATTEMPT TO RESURRECT IN THE SOUL OF A TORMENTED YOUNG GIRL, AND END UP RESURRECTING WITHIN LITTLE GIRL HELL, AS THE SOUL OF SUSIE MCDONALD, THE TRUE JACK THE RIPPER.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
RETRIEVE NUNCHUCKS FROM BODILY ORIFICE(3) REACH INTO YOUR EYESOCKET, PULLING OUT A SINGLE NUNCHUK. OOPS.
SHA-WACKY-THWACKA-BAM
BECOME DERM THE HELLBINDER(6) DRAWING POWER FROM RTDS, YOU BECOME THE MIGHTY DERM! UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BEGIN TO FEEL A NEED TO BURN AND DESTROY.
BOSS TURN
"More fruit? I swear, you chosen ones are about as smart as those foot soldiers I fried."
He reaches into a void behind him, and draws a sheer black blade. If you look closely, you can make out multiple horror-struck, screaming faces. Hey, is that Caerwyn?
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Post by: wolfchild on July 28, 2012, 11:59:56 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:05:07 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 12:11:54 am
Boost the Fruit Lich's power!
With these horrible rolls that I'm getting, it'll backfire and hurt him!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 12:13:17 am
COMBINE BOTH TOGETHER INTO NUNCHUKS/NUNCHAKU
BECOME BADASS BLIND MARTIAL ARTIST
KA-BASHA-BANG-POW
Post by: borno on July 29, 2012, 12:24:15 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 12:30:31 am
Be reincarnated as a fairy and shoot rainbows at the lich(1) YOU BECOME FAIRY. YOU ARE NAVI. NICE JOB. UTTERLY USELESS.
CRAWL INTO CAR AND RAM PLUSH GOLEM(6) JUMP INTO PORSCHE. PEDAL TO THE METAL. FLY THROUGH GOLEM, PUNCTURING IT. FLY INTO SWORD. WELCOME TO DEATH.
Manipulate the blade to...(5) TWISTING THE BLADES STRENGTH, YOU TRY TO MAKE HIM STRONGER, RELYING UPON YOUR BAD LUCK TO TWIST IT TO WEAKENING HIM. OH. TURNS OUT, LUCK DOSEN'T LIKE BEING MANIPULATED. HIS STRENGTH GROWS EXPONENTIALLY.
Boost the Fruit Lich's power!
With these horrible rolls that I'm getting, it'll backfire and hurt him!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
(Oh god, I'm so sorry. Maybe.)
PULL OUT OTHER EYE(2)YOU RIP OUT YOUR OTHER EYE AND STICK IT ON THE NUNCHUK. NOT AS EFFECTIVE AS YOU'D HOPED. YOU ARE BILND NOW, BUT DON'T KNOW ABOUT BADASS OR A MARTIAL ARTIST.
COMBINE BOTH TOGETHER INTO NUNCHUKS/NUNCHAKU
BECOME BADASS BLIND MARTIAL ARTIST
KA-BASHA-BANG-POW
IF TOMATO WORKS, SO SHOULD PINEAPPLE. THROW PINEAPPLE(2) PINEAPPLE SAILS THROUGH AIR, HIS SWORD BECOMES BLURR. DICED PINEAPPLE FALLS TO GROUND, LEAVING ENERGY THERE, WHICH HE ABSORBS.
BOSS TURN
"Eh what? Thanks, condemned soul. Didn't expect that."
He quickly spins about, holding his sword out, letting Grave impale himself onto the blade. The blood leaks onto the ground and wrecked Porsche. (6) Unluckily, the amount of pawnage he gave also destroyed the soul of Haunter.
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Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 12:34:40 am
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 12:36:25 am
BECOME BADASS
SAVE THE DAY
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:37:13 am
I REGRET NOTHING!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 12:56:30 am
Ask the Lich if I may serve him with a more... Corporeal form. Swear my undying loyalty, in life, and in death."As my gratitude for unlocking the true strength of my blade, I will indeed grant you life once more." (3) HE MAKES YOU INTO A ZOMBIE.
CONCENTRATE HARD(3) YOU CONCENTRATE ON BECOMING A BADASS. YOU SUCCEED. YOU'RE NO ZATOICHI, BUT MAYBE, WITH LUCK, YOU COULD CHALLENGE THE LICH. USING YOUR NUNCHUK, YOU SMACK HIM IN THE FACE. IT HURTS, AND YOU INTERRUPT HIS WORLD ENDING RITUAL.
BECOME BADASS
SAVE THE DAY
I RESSURECT MY SOUL BY.... wait, even my soul was destroyed in that attack...(2) YOU REGRET DYING, ACTUALLY.
I REGRET NOTHING!
BOSS TURN:
"The hell? A nun chuck? One nunchuck? That hurt! For your first task, Caerwyn, destroy this fool!"
(6)He brings the blade of damned souls around in an arc, removing Yoinks arm handily (http://badum-tish.com/ (http://badum-tish.com/)). He can't stop the swing however, and removes Caerwyns arm.
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 01:00:22 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 01:39:43 am
Roughly translated: Brain, serve the master, brains, can't get enough. Brains, what is love, brains, improve intelligence.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 01:53:34 am
BOOM HEDSHOTT!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 02:10:08 am
Arg abort abort destroy body(3) YOU DESTROY BODY! YAY! YOU'RE NOW A BODYLESS SOUL FLOATING AROUND A BATTLEFIELD WHERE PEOPLE ABSORB SOULS! WAS THAT A GOOD IDEA?
Brrrruuurrrwghlrgh(1) YOU HOBBLE TO YOINK, AND TAKE A SLOW SLASH AT HIM. LIKE LIGHTNING, HE BLOCKS THE ATTACK AND ISSUES A COUNTERSTRIKE TO YOUR STOMACH. BLOOD FLIES FROM MOUTH TO HAUNTERS SOUL BITS, WHERE IT REMERGES THEM.
Roughly translated: Brain, serve the master, brains, can't get enough. Brains, what is love, brains, improve intelligence.
(I am honestly sorry for you now. Random.org hates your guts.)
PULL OUT GUNN.(2) YOU PULL OUT YOUR GUNN. WHAT'S A GUN? I THINK IT'S A DOG BREED, RIGHT? ALRIGHT, YOU PULL OUT YOUR DOG, AND SCREAM INTO IT'S EARS. (5) IT DOSEN'T REALLY CARE.
BOOM HEDSHOTT!
BOSS TURN:
"Caerwyn, take my blessing, from a god of death! Errus Spectaris Necromon!"
The recently reassembled Haunter soul flies into Caerwyns body, bulking him up and giving him magic! Oh yeah, and a roommate in his brain.
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 02:14:53 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 02:22:43 am
Random.org has always hated me, sadly...
Post by: borno on July 29, 2012, 02:38:29 am
THROW PEANUTS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 03:06:27 am
Turn into Celestial Creature(1) NO. NO REBIRTH FOR YOU.
Gain a firm control over the other side! Serve our Master! Tear the infidels apart! Feed, rend, devour! Turn them to our side, to our goal! Unleash the essence of death, the fury of the Four Horsemen! We shan't fail!(4) THROUH GREAT STRUGGLE, YOU WRESTLE ABOUT 75% DOMINANCE FROM THE OTHER HALF. (4) YOU BEGIN TO CHANNEL THE FOUR HORSEMEN, AND YOUR FLESH TAKES UPON THE STENCH OF PLAGUE AND DECAY.
Random.org has always hated me, sadly...
FRUIT NOT WORKING(5) YOU HURL PEANUTS AT THE LICH, AND WHERE THEY CONTACT THE BEING, ITS FORM SIZZLES AND DISTORTS. HOWLING IN PAIN, IT HURLS THE NUNCHUK WIELDING BLIND MAN AT ITS ROTTING ZOMBIE COHORT, TO TURN AND LOOK AT YOU.
THROW PEANUTS
BOSS TURN:
"Caerwyn, handle this pest for me. With the power I granted you, this should be no issue. I must go and deal with our new friend"
With that, he rushed borno, swinging the damned blade wildly. (5) It contacts his peanuts wielding arm, sending the limb
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Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 03:13:11 am
BA-BAMF-KRONCH-KABLOWIE
Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 03:18:58 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 03:43:17 am
RETRIEVE EYECHUCKS WITH REMAINING ARM(4) YOU SNATCH THE EYECHYCKS FROM THE GROUND, STUMBLING A BIT, THEN PROCEED TO SCREAM AT CAERWYN, BEFORE BRINGING THE EYECHUCK AT HIM, (1 v 6) WHICH HE EASILY BLOCKS, BEFORE COUNTERING WITH A BLAST OF MAGIC TO YOUR ABDOMEN.
BA-BAMF-KRONCH-KABLOWIE
FIne then, join the bosses side as a demonic creatureYOU FEEL YOUR SOUL BEING MANIPULATED AND CHANGED. AN UNBELIEVABLE PAIN ASSAULTS YOUR SOUL, BEFORE HURTLING FROM THE SKY AS A ORB OF TISSUE AND MUSCLE. YOU EMERGE FROM YOUR FLESHY COFFIN A FULL BLOWN PIT LORD, WHOSE POWERS ARE LINKED TO THE BOSS.
BOSS TURN:
"Finally, someone with some logic in your group. Wolfchild, rise as a Pit Lord, and serve my cause!"
His hands whizzing through the air, the sky darkens to a pitch black, and a fleshy orb hurtles from the sky, to burst open as wolfchild emerges from his prison.
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 04:01:39 am
Post by: IronyOwl on July 29, 2012, 04:11:04 am
AM FORCES OF JUSTICE
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 29, 2012, 07:07:11 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2012, 07:15:06 am
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 08:08:46 am
SNEAK ATTACK
Post by: Scelly9 on July 29, 2012, 09:47:50 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 29, 2012, 10:43:01 am
ACQUIRE IRON
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 10:46:37 am
Post by: HmH on July 29, 2012, 10:53:49 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 10:58:10 am
BWAAAAAAAARGH
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 11:21:55 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 12:08:41 pm
Post by: anailater on July 29, 2012, 01:12:17 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 01:37:53 pm
PROCEED WITH BOSS-BADDIE-BEATDOWN
EYECHUCKS FLAVOUR
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 01:41:54 pm
Post by: Errol on July 29, 2012, 02:32:21 pm
Post by: Tiruin on July 29, 2012, 03:29:37 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 03:48:05 pm
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BOSS TURN:
"Caerwyn, take my blessing, from a god of death! Errus Spectaris Necromon!"
The recently reassembled Haunter soul flies into Caerwyns body, bulking him up and giving him magic! Oh yeah, and a roommate in his brain.
DEMAND RENT MONEY FROM CAERWYN. IF HE REFUSES PROCEED TO CHAINSAW THROUGH WALLS OF CAERWYN'S MIND
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 04:41:02 pm
Call upon the fires of the pit to roast the forces of good, or if they are close pup their heads in my claws(2) EITHER THE FIRES OF THE PIT LOOK LIKE THE INNARDS OF A CANDY STORE, OR YOU CASTED SOMETHING WRONG.
PEANUT PINEAPPLE POWERS ACTIVATE(5) WITH MIGHTY ROAR, YOU ABSORB ENERGY OF
AM FORCES OF JUSTICE
HOLY WATER THROW TIME(1) WITH A BATTLE CRY, YOU HURL THR HOLY WATER AT BOSS. OOPS. FORGOT FLASK. WELL, FLOOR IS NOW WET.
EAT BOSS(2)TAKE BIG BITE OUT OF BOSS. OOPS. HE IS GHOST. ECTOPLASM AND DARK MAGIC TASTES VAGUELY BAD.
FALL FROM SKY AND STAB FINALL BOSS(4)FALLING FROM SKY, ENCHANTED SWORD HITS BOSS IN LEFT PINKY. HE GLANCES AT YOU. THEN, YOU FLY BACKWARDS.
SNEAK ATTACK
FIRE MAGIC! FIREBALL!(2)YOU BRING FORTH MAGIC IN VEINS. MAGIC COMES OUT AS TUBS OF ICE CREAM. NOW HAVE ICE CREAM AND TOPPINGS!
EAT SPINACH(6) EAT SPINACH. VAGUELY GROSS. MASSIVE MUSCLES BEGIN GROWING ON FOREARMS. DON'T STOP GROWING. BURST THROUGH SKIN. NOW HAVE NO SKIN, ONLY MUSCLES.
ACQUIRE IRON
BURN DESTROY THE LICH AND HIS PARTY(6) YOU INSULT LICHS MOTHER. OH BURN. (6) OH NO! HE HAS WITTY COMEBACK!
SUMMON BIGGER LICH(2) MUSCLES STRAIN, MAGIC COMES. YOU CALL OUT TO BLACK LICORICE. OH, WHAT? A LICH? SORRY. WELL, NOW WE HAVE ICE CREAM, TOPPINGS, AND DISGUSTING TOPPING.
I TURN INTO RAMBO AND CHAAAARGE!!1!1!(3)TAKING SHAPE OF AMERICAN ACTION HERO, YOU BEGIN CHARGE!!1!1!1! YOU MAKE IT 7 FEET, BEFORE SLIPPING IN A PUDDLE OF WATER. IT HEALS YOUR WOUND THOUGH, SO IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
BWAAAAAAAARGH
BECOME SPIRIT LORD AND HAUNT THE HEROS SPIRITS(1) WE'RE SORRY, THE REINCARNATION BEUREU IS NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
Finish casting the Four Horsemen, and send them to my allies! I shall receive Plague. The best fighter-type will receive War. Our Lich Lord shall receive Death. Give the other guy Famine. With their powers, we shall be unstoppable! Oh, and if it somehow back-fires, absorb any and all negative effects into me, and me only.(6)FOUR HORSEMEN SUMMONED. LICH ABSORBS DEATH, IS NOW GOD. WOLFCHILD ABSORBS WAR, IS NOW DEMON OF WAR. YOU ABSORB PLAGUE, ARE NOW HARBINGER OF SICKNESS. FAMINE JUST PLAYS SOLITAIRE. FINAL BOSS MOUNTAIN IS BECOMING UNSTABLE. BOSSES RITUAL TO BECOME A GOD COLLAPSES. OH WELL.
FALL FROM SKY STEAL SUPER SWORD BE TRUE FINAL BONUS BOSS!(2) YOU FALL FROM SKY, ATTEMPT TO TAKE SWORD OF DAMNATION AND , BUT ONLY MANAGE TO STAB YOURSELF. LUCKILY, YOU ARE NOW BELOW GOD OF DEATHS NOTICE. TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL.
"DONT WORRY I'M FINE"(3) WITH A KUNG-FU YELL, YOU SMACK WOLFCHILD, DEMLN OF THE COMBAT PITS IN THE FACE WITH YOUR EYECHUCK. YOU FEEL ANGRY.
PROCEED WITH BOSS-BADDIE-BEATDOWN
EYECHUCKS FLAVOUR
EQUIP SEEMINGLY USELESS FATHERS SWORD OBTAINED AT START OF GAME. ATTACK LICH WITH IT.(3) YOU ATTACK LICH WITH FATHERS SWORD. IT HITS HIM LIKE ANY OTHER ENCHANTED SWORD WOULD. IN THE PINKY. YOU ALREADY USED THE FATHERS SWORD TO KILL THE WARLORD BOSS, REMEMBER? IT GOT YOU THAT KICK ASS SPELL?
TELL INCREDIBLY FUNNY JOKE TO LICH. WHILE HE DISTRACTED THROW PIES AT LICH ALLIES FACES.(4)TAKING INSPIRATION FROM YOUR SURROUNDINGS, YOU COME UP WITH JOKE ON THE SPOT.
"SO, A DEMON AND A LICH GET SOME ICE CREAM. DEMON GETS BLOOD FLAVOURED, LICH GETS SOUL FLAVORED. DEMON LOOKS AT LICHS ICE CREAM AND SAYS "HEY BUDDY, CAN I HAVE A LICK?""
THE LICH GIGGLES EFFEMINATELY AT YOUR PAINFUL PUN. YOU THROW PIE AT HIS COHORTS. IT BLINKS CAERWYN/HAUNTER, THE HARBINGER OF SICKNESS.
BE A SPIRIT.(5)ERR... CONGRATS, I GUESS.
(2) CAERWYN GIVES YOU NO MONEY, SO YOU ATTEMPT TO CHAINSAW THROUGH HIS BRAIN. SADLY, HIS BRAIN HAS STEEL WALLS, HAVING BEEN ON THE B12 FORUMS, AND YOUR ATTEMPTS ARE FRUITLESS.
BOSS TURN:
"Caerwyn, take my blessing, from a god of death! Errus Spectaris Necromon!"
The recently reassembled Haunter soul flies into Caerwyns body, bulking him up and giving him magic! Oh yeah, and a roommate in his brain.
DEMAND RENT MONEY FROM CAERWYN. IF HE REFUSES PROCEED TO CHAINSAW THROUGH WALLS OF CAERWYN'S MIND
BOSS TURN:
"It is now evident that resurrecting Caerwyn was a fantastic idea. He has given me and my allies power beyond imagining. In fact, he shall be blessed once more! Wayward spirits of this realm, I summon you forth to serve Caerwyn!"
(5) RTD and Tiruin feel themselves being empowered back to their old selves. No, not their old selves, they are more powerful than ever. RTD feels himself becoming bulky and powerful, with black plate armor. Tiruin feels a greater being within him, granting him dark magical abilities and a kick ass wizard robe. Famine, the last horseman, puts down his cards, grants each of them half his strength, then vanishes to the Astral Plane with his brethren, to rejuvenate and stop the players of the other game.
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Post by: anailater on July 29, 2012, 04:43:37 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 04:45:34 pm
BECOME NEW FINAL BOSS
Post by: Tiruin on July 29, 2012, 04:47:25 pm
Post by: IronyOwl on July 29, 2012, 04:48:07 pm
PUNCH EVIL HENCHMAN OF DEATH GOD
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 04:52:41 pm
THEN TAKE HOT SHOWER
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 05:10:22 pm
UPWARDS DEATH, GROIN THROUGH BODY OUT OF HEAD ULTIMATE STAB OF DESTINY!((... WHAT? I'LL JUST GO WITH THE ULTIMATE STAB PART.))
(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO STAB THE BOSS, BUT HE SIDESTEPS YOU AND CUTS YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THE SWORD IF CONDEMNED SOULS. WELCOME TO THE BLADE, WOULD YOU LIKE LUXURY TORMENT?
ABSORB POWER OF STAR GODS(6)YOU ABSORB THE STRENGTH OF THE STAR GODS. UNFORTUNATLY, THAT'S A LOT OF POWER. YOU GO SUPERNOVA, JUST LIKE WOLFCHILD.
BECOME NEW FINAL BOSS
BE ANNOYING: MAKE A HEALING SHIELD AROUND THAT BOSS!(5)FOLLOWING ESTABLISHED BOSS PROTOCOL, YOU CREATE A SHIELD OF DEATH AROUND RTD, YOUR PARTNER MINIBOSS. IT HEALS HIM.
CITRUS JUSTICE POWERS ACTIVATE"CITRIS JUSTICE GO! FACE THE WRATH OF MY CITRIC ACID, EVIL!"
PUNCH EVIL HENCHMAN OF DEATH GOD
(4) YOU SPRAY CITRIC ACID AT CAERWYN/HAUNTER, BLINDNG HIM AGAIN. DICK MOVE.
CONTINUE INEFFECTUAL FLAILING WITH EYECHUCKS(6) YOU TAKE A MIGHTY SWING AT THE DEMON OF WAR, AND SMASH IT IN THE EYE, BLINDNG HIM FROM THE RIGHT AND EMPOWERING YOUR EYECHUCK. NOW YOU HAVE TWO EYECHUCKS, WITH THE CHAIN AND EVERYTHING.(3) DAMNATION, THE SHOWER IS BUT LUKEWARM!
THEN TAKE HOT SHOWER
BOSS TURN
"Caerwyn, you should probably let those two handle him. You're a little blind. And Wolfchild, you may need some help."
(6) He hurls a black gem into wolfchilds eye socket, sending energy flying around him, which ignites the collapsing ice cream parlor mountain. Luckily, it gives him eye lasers, because they're cool.
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 05:22:57 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 05:24:36 pm
GIVE BRAINFREEZE
THEN WRITE BOOK ABOUT BEING HERO
MEMOIRS OF HERO
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 05:28:47 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 05:37:02 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 05:46:03 pm
Thats it, get brutal, offer each victim the choice between serving willingly or an eternity as a damned soulYOU MAKE THE OFFER TO THE HEROES. BEING PLAYER CHARACTERS, THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICE BY THEMSELVES.
THROW ICE-CREAM INTO MOUTH OF FINAL BOSS(5) THE ICE CREAM SOARS INTO THE BOSSES MOUTH. IT GIVES HIM BRAINFREEZE, STUNNING HIM. (4) YOU WRITE A MEDIOCRE BOOK ABOUT BEING A HERO. (3) DUE TO A PRINTING ERROR, IT IS CALLED MEMORIES IF HELLO.
GIVE BRAINFREEZE
THEN WRITE BOOK ABOUT BEING HERO
MEMOIRS OF HERO
BECOME FINAL BOSS ANYWAYS.(3) WITH STRENGTH OF WILL, YOU BECOME THE DISC ONE FINAL BOSS FOR THE NEXT GAME.
BECOME EVIL VOICE INSIDE CAERWYN'S MIND. CONVINCE HIM TO BETRAY LICH WHEN HE IS WEAK, AND TAKE RIGHTFUL PLACE AS FINAL BOSS(5) YOU BECOME EVIL VOICE WITHIN CAERWYNS MIND. WE MUST WAIT FOR THE PLAYER TO DECIDE WHETHER TO BETRAY THE LICH, HOWEVER.
BOSS TURN
"Oh god, brain freeze."
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 05:47:45 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2012, 05:48:49 pm
ABSORB DARK MAGIC AND CAST METEO ON THE MOON
IF MOON DOES NOT EXIST, CREATE IT THEN CAST METEO ON IT
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 05:50:10 pm
THROW AT STUNNED FINAL BOSS
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 05:54:12 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 29, 2012, 05:55:47 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 06:00:05 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 06:13:17 pm
Tick tock, times up, any hero who has not accepted by the turn is gonna be fried by toxic flames(2) LAUGHING MANIACALLY, YOU PULL YOUR SPECTAL FLAMES TOGETHER AND PREPARE TO RAIN THEM UPON THE HEROES WHO HAD NOT ACCEPTED YOUR OFFER. YOU HURL IT INTO THE SKY, AND IT DRIFTS DOWN, BECOMING WAFFLE CONES.
START ECTOPLASM RESTAURANT, SERVE BOSS AS MAIN DISH(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO START A RESTURANT, BUT NOONE WANTS TO EAT LICH. BANKRUPTCY ACHIEVED (3)YOU ABSORB DARK MAGIC THAT WAS RESIDUE FROM ALL THE MORONIC MAGIC HURLING, AND CAST METEO ON THE MOON! (4) WHILE I DON'T KNOW WHAT METEO IS, IT SURE IS IMPRESSIVE, AS THE MOON IS CARVED INTO THE SHAPE OF ONE OF THE DAFT PUNK HELMS ON EACH SIDE.
ABSORB DARK MAGIC AND CAST METEO ON THE MOON
IF MOON DOES NOT EXIST, CREATE IT THEN CAST METEO ON IT
TELL WOLFCHILD HIM SMELL LIKE POOP(1) "WOLFCHILD, YOU SMELL LIKE JASMINE AND ROSEMARY, BLENDED WITH THE FINEST ROSE PEDALS!" YOU SAY, MAKING HIM FEEL HAPPY. (2) GATHERING YOUR STRENGTH, YOU GRAB THE DEMON BY THE ABDOMEN, AND TRY TO HURL HIM AT HIS LEADER. OOPS. BLIND MARTIAL ARTISTS CAN'T LIFT 50 FOOT DEMONS.
THROW AT STUNNED FINAL BOSS
No! I am subservient! I refuse to break my oath of eternal worship! Slaughter the infidels, cleanse my mind of any and all tainted thoughts, and spread the plague among my enemies! Now! NOW IS THE TIME FOR EVIL TO RISE! To vanquish those who follow truth and justice! To be the ever-consuming shadow, a plague of death and fear! Aid my allies, Summon the armies of the dead!(3) A FEW SKELETONS POP UP. THEY GRAB AN X-BOX AND PLAY HALO WHILE AWAITING ORDERS.
Beg to be allowed to serve the lich as a farmer. There can be no atmospheric fields of dead plants without fields of live plants.(1) YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S THE BRAIN FREEZE OR THE OFFER, BUT HE FIRES A BEAM FROM HIS SWORD AT YOU, SEVERING THE ARM.
DIVE BACK AT THE FINAL BOSS, AND SLASH AT HIS NECK!(2) YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY LIKE A METEOR. THAT IS, COMPLETELY UNCONTROLLED AND TUMBLING TOWARDS A VERY FAST, DESTRUCTIVE COLLISION.
BOSS TURN
Finally, he recovers from the brainfreeze, and stands, unsteady as he may be. He brings his sword around him, planning to finish off Yoink, but the force of his blade knocks him back over.
"All right then, hero! It's time to end this! Woaoaoaoaohh! Damn it, I fell over again!"
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I don't know why, but random.org seems to detest the heroes. I could switch sites, or try to find actual dice if you'd like.
Post by: Yoink on July 29, 2012, 06:15:58 pm
TELL MEAN JOKES
MAKE HIM SAD
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2012, 06:17:11 pm
WEAR MOON AS HELMET
BULL RUSH DEMONS
ABSCOND TO ZOO
TRAIN LOCAL PENGUINS IN ART OF WAR
Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 06:17:34 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on July 29, 2012, 06:18:22 pm
Post by: IronyOwl on July 29, 2012, 06:19:35 pm
Or we're just better at being evil, perhaps. :x))
NO SERVE EVIL
PINEAPPLE PUNCH BAD TEMPTY SUPERNOVA PERSON
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 06:20:25 pm
Post by: borno on July 29, 2012, 06:24:58 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 06:32:27 pm
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 06:35:55 pm
LAUGH AT FINAL BOSS(5) "HAVE A NICE TRIP, SEE YOU NEXT FALL!" YOU SAY TO HIM, SHORTLY BEFORE COLLAPSING INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER. HE SNIFFLES A LITTLE, BEFORE BREAKING DOWN AND CRYING.
TELL MEAN JOKES
MAKE HIM SAD
I use this when I need to roll dice. It's nice. (https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm) AHEM.(3) YOU PLACE THE MOON ON YOUR HEAD. IT'S A BIT LARGE, BUT YOU MAKE IT WORK. (5) YOU RUSH THE DEMONS AT AN INCREDIBLY FAST PACE, SENDING THEM FLYING LIKE BOWLING BALLS. (2) YOU MAKE IT TO THE AQUARIUM, WHERE YOU TUTOR THE PENGUINS IN FIGHTING. (6) THEY PICK IT UP QUICKLY, PERHAPS TOO QUICKLY, AS SOME OF THEM ARE PROPOSING REBELLION.
WEAR MOON AS HELMET
BULL RUSH DEMONS
ABSCOND TO ZOO
TRAIN LOCAL PENGUINS IN ART OF WAR
Gah, just Claw at the suckers(1) YOU BRING YOUR CLAWS AT THEM, SWINGING WILDLY. YOINK EASILY DUCKS YOUR CLUMSY BLOW, BEFORE RIPPING YOUR ARM OFF.
Summon shotgun, shoot boss.(3) YOU BRING DOWN A SHOTGUN, AND TAKE AIM AT RTD. YOU FIRE, SOME OF THE PELLETS BREAKING THROUGH HIS PLATE ARMOR. HOWEVER, THE HEALING FIELD WROUND HIM CAUSES HIS WOUNDS AND ARMOR TO REGENERATE.
((Maybe this is the crushing weight of our karma? :P(4) USING YOUR SPECTACULAR POWERS, YOU JUMP IN BETWEEN GAMES, FINDING YOURSELF BY THE SIDE OF CLUOD TUDIS AND LNIK AS THEY FACE OFF AGAINST MCCLAY AT THE COSMOS CORE.((I feel ashamed for doing that.))
Or we're just better at being evil, perhaps. :x))
NO SERVE EVIL
PINEAPPLE PUNCH BAD TEMPTY SUPERNOVA PERSON
CAST SPELL OBTAINED FROM WARLORD ON CAERWYN WHATEVER IT IS. BULL RUSH WHEN DISTRACTED WITH FATHERS SWORD.(3) YOU CAST FULL HEAL ON CAERWYN. MAGIC RESIST. DAMN IT. (4) YOU RUSH HIM, HOWEVER, STABBING HIM IN THE LEG. IT SENDS HIM TO ONE KNEE.
ARM SHOULD OF GROWN BACK BY NOW. EAT ALL THE PEANUTS, LAUGH AT THE PEANUT-LESS LICH.(3)YOU HAVE HALF AN ARM BACK. (3) YOU DEVOUR HALF THE PEANUTS BEFORE FALLING DOWN, COMPLETELY STUFFED.
"SO BE IT! THEN I WILL TAKE THE LICH'S THRONE MYSELF!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"(2)CAERWYN JUST MENTALLY PIMP SLAPS YOU.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
BOSS TURN
The god of death sits alone, shoveling ice cream into his unholy, glowing pallet.
"This is unjust, this is unfair. This is just like high school" he mutters in between flavors of chocolate and french vanilla. Then, he spies pineapple flavor. Standing on unsteady legs, he begins walking towards it.
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Post by: Scelly9 on July 29, 2012, 06:37:42 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 29, 2012, 06:38:39 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 06:38:45 pm
"HA HA HA HA, IIIINNNCOMMMMMINNNNGGG!"
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 06:40:52 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 06:47:51 pm
RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 06:50:41 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2012, 06:51:45 pm
AGAINST THE DEMONS
ACQUIRE WATERMELON AND CONSUME IT MENACINGLY.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 06:52:01 pm
Borno, Dirg, HAUNTER, I just put your turns up. Sorry for missing you the first time.(It's cool dude)
SUE CAERWYN FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE. OBTAIN DIVORCE FROM CAERWYN'S SUBCONSCIOUS , CLAIM HALF OF HIS MIND IN DAMAGES
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 06:53:32 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 29, 2012, 06:57:28 pm
THEN MAKE WITTY COMMENT WHILE WINKING AT THE AUDIENCE
EAT MORE SPINACH, ACQUIRE MORE IRON
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 06:57:41 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 07:14:07 pm
Continue firing.(3) ONCE AGAIN, YOU FIRE AT RTD. SAME RESULT, YOUR GM IS TOO LAZY TO COME UP WITH A NEW ONE.
Hold severed arm with remaining hand and stare at evil master pleadingly.(3) HE TAKES A BREAK FROM CRYING LONG ENOUGH TO NOD AT YOU AND THROW SOME STOLEN LIFE FORCE AT YOU.
CHANGE TRAJECTORY TOWARDS THE LICH, IMPALE HIM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.ONCE AGAIN, YOU LEAP INTO THE SKY AND HURTLE TOWARDS THE LICH. (6)YOU ACTUALLY HIT HIM, DESTROYING HIS CORE. CONGRATS, YOU KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST SITTING THERE CRYING AND EATING.
"HA HA HA HA, IIIINNNCOMMMMMINNNNGGG!"
GET UP FROM COMA.(6) YOU GET UP FROM YOUR COMA TOO FAST AND MAKE YOURSELF LIGHT HEADED. YOU EXPLODE THE FINAL BOSS A LITTLE. (4)IT DOSEN'T DO MICH AGAINST AN ENTIRELY SPECTRAL FOE.
RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
Build a mental wall, so that I remain in control. Sacrifice part of my essence to the Master, so that if I die, all my powers go to him...And if he dies, he takes over my body, and comes back to life.YOU ERECT A MENTAL WALL. (2) IF BY WALL YOU MEAN WELCOMING WHITE PICKET FENCE. (1)YOU ATTEMPT TO SACRIFICE YOUR ESSENCE TO THE MASTER, BUT JUST END UP CUTTING YOURSELF. EMO.
MAKE THE PENGUINS REBEL.........................(1) THEY REBEL AGAINST YOU, CONSUMING YOUR WATERMELON. YOU BEGIN FLOATING TOWARDS THE HEAVENS, BUT INSTEAD ARE PULLED TOWARDS THE SPECTRAL AREA OF THE LICH.
AGAINST THE DEMONS
ACQUIRE WATERMELON AND CONSUME IT MENACINGLY.
(6) YOU SUE CAERWYN FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE, AND HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO BACK IT UP. HOLD IT!, HE HIRED PHEONIX WRIGHT, WHO SOMEHOW PROVES YOU ABUSED YOURSELF WITH THE EVIDENCE. YOU DO GET A DIVORCE FROM HIS SUBCONSCIOUS.. HOWEVER, YOU LEAVE BEHIND YOUR STRENGTH. OOPS. YOU ALSO FEEL YOURSELF BEING PULLED TO THE BODY OF THE LICH.Borno, Dirg, HAUNTER, I just put your turns up. Sorry for missing you the first time.(It's cool dude)
SUE CAERWYN FOR DOMESTIC ABUSE. OBTAIN DIVORCE FROM CAERWYN'S SUBCONSCIOUS , CLAIM HALF OF HIS MIND IN DAMAGES
DRINK HEALTH POTION. IF AT FULL HEALTH SEE IF SWORD NOW UNLEASHES LAZER BEAMS BY SLASHING CAERWYN MORE.(5) YOU CHUG A HEALTH POTION, THEN APPROACH CAERWYN. (2) SADLY, WITH YOUR FIRST SLASH, YOU DROP THE BLADE INTO THE LICHS ECTOPLASM, WHICH BEGINS BUBBLING AND PULSING.
FORCIBLY SEPARATE CAERWYN'S UPPER BODY FROM HIS LOWER BODY USING SKINLESS MUSCLE GRAPPLE ATTACK(3) YOU KIND OF GIVE HIM AN INDIAN BURN ON THE SIDE OF HIS STOMACH. YOU DEVOUR A TRUCK OF SPINACH, (1) GIVING YOU AWFUL GASTROINTESTINAL ISSUES.
THEN MAKE WITTY COMMENT WHILE WINKING AT THE AUDIENCE
EAT MORE SPINACH, ACQUIRE MORE IRON
ABSORB LICH, BECOME FINAL BOSS.(2) YOU FAIL TO EITHER TRANSFER THROUGH TIME/GAMES OR NOTICE THE PARTY OF HEROES ATTACKING YOU. TUDIS USED CHEER!
BOSS TURN
"No... It can't end this way... Never. This is not over."
The bubbling ectoplasm breaks into a boil, and the recently deceased ones soar into it. Caerwyn, wolfchild, Nirur Torir, Tiruin and RTD are all pulled into the bubbling pool, which begins disintegrating the mountain and it's ex-minions alike, then absorbing the earth and ice-cream. The weakened mountain finally collapses, dropping the whole group into a massive hall, where the pool has gathered above a glowing teal blade.
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Post by: borno on July 29, 2012, 07:14:51 pm
1:E-Z Aid: It gives you super powers!
Post by: Scelly9 on July 29, 2012, 07:15:23 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 29, 2012, 07:17:53 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 29, 2012, 07:19:25 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 07:21:13 pm
Pull a secret hidden move out of nowhere, and power up to Super Saiyan Level...TWO!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 07:26:16 pm
RAMBO USED CLEAN UP ON ECTO POOL OF DEATH. AND EVIL.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 07:34:18 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 07:40:11 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 07:42:44 pm
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 07:45:37 pm
Aim a dark magic blast to vaporize bodies and souls at someone.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 29, 2012, 07:45:46 pm
APPLY CHAMPAGNE TO VARIOUS PLAYER CHARACTERS TO BOOST ACTIONS
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 07:48:14 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 07:52:31 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 08:01:12 pm
NO BONUS FOR GUESSING WHO HE TURNED INTO.
DRINK SOME E-Z AID1 TO GAIN MAGICAL POWERS! THEN PUNCH(3)YOU GAIN THE POWER TO FOLD NAPKINS REALLY NICELY. (5)YOU LOOK TO PUNCH THE ECTOPLASM IN THE FACE, BUT SEEING THE LACK THERE OF, PUNCH NIRUR TORIR IN THE FACE. AFTER ALL, HE'S EVIL.FINAL BOSSESECTOPLASM'S FACE IN THE EYE
1:E-Z Aid: It gives you super powers!
Shoot GM!(2) YOUR GM DODGES THE SHOTS AND BARELY CONTROLS HIMSELF FROM WRITING YOU OUT OF THE STORY.
ADMIRE THE MIRCROCLINE TABLE WHILST EATING SPINACH AND ACQUIRING MORE IRON(1) YOU WOULD ADMIRE THE TABLE, BUT YOUR BABY, WIFE, THIRTY CATS AND UNCLE JUST DIED. DUE TO THIS, YOU RAMPAGE INSTEAD, (3) SWINGING THE TABLE AT BORNO, WHO QUICKLY FOLDS A NAOKIN SHIELD TO SOFTEN THE BLOW.
Realize that I'd rather not serve an ectoplasm who likes maiming his employees. Swim out of the pool, still clutching my arm!(6)YOU TRY TO RETHINK SERVING THE BOSS, BUT INSTEAD FIND YOURSELF IN A PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION WITH YOURSELF OVER WHETHER MAIMING EMPLOYEES IS REALLY THAT UNDESIRABLE. ALSO, YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE.
Yrillin...Krumcha...Octagolo...My friends...It cannot end this way!(3) DEUS EX MACHINAMEHA! THE ECTOPLASM GLOWS A LITTLE.
Pull a secret hidden move out of nowhere, and power up to Super Saiyan Level...TWO!
OBTAIN MOP(3) You mop up a little. Your mop screams at you.
RAMBO USED CLEAN UP ON ECTO POOL OF DEATH. AND EVIL.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
BEFORE I GET PULLED INTO THE BODY/ECTO POOL OF THE LICH I PRAY TO BUDDHA AND ASK HIM TO RESSURECT ME(1) NO DICE. BUDDHA AND THE LICH ARE BUDDIES.
Rage at abysmal luck, before regenerating and sundering the earth below yoink(5) YOU ARE FILLED WITH ENDLESS ANGER, BEFORE (2)YOUR HAND PUNCHES THE GROUND, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Attempt to throw Pokéball at Pool, while saying cheesy line that goes with it.(5)YOU THROW A POKÉBALL AT THE POOL, HITTING IT DEAD ON. OH WAIT. THATS A POOL OF DARK MAGIC AND UNDEAD ABOMINATIONS, NOT A POKÉMON. THAT'S TOTALLY LEGUT TOO, I'M NOT RAILROADING.
Sorry. Back.(6)YOU MANAGE TO OVERCOME BOTH THE CHALLENGES OF BEING A MELEE FIGHTER AND A PILE OF GOO TO THROW MAGIC AT LOUD WHISPERS, WHO PUNCHES IT IN THE FACE.
Aim a dark magic blast to vaporize bodies and souls at someone.
PUT ON ROBE AND WIZARD HAT(3)YOU SHOW UP NAKED EXCEPT FOR A WIZARD HAT AND RUN AROUND SCREAMING "WHO WANTS CHAMPAGNE?" AT THE OTHER HEROES.
APPLY CHAMPAGNE TO VARIOUS PLAYER CHARACTERS TO BOOST ACTIONS
RUN LIKE LEMMING TO FATHERS SWORD, IGNORE DANGER.(4) YOU RUN TO YOUR FATHERS SWORD, IGNORING THE VARIOUS ALCHOHOLS AND FISTS GOING AROUND.
DRINK LICH ECTOPLASM.YOU HURTLE THROUGH TIME, AND GAME, LEAVING THAT PARTY BEHIND TO PARTAKE IN THE FESTIVITIES. AS OPPOSED TO DRINKING CHAMPAGNE, YOU START GUZZLING LICH ECTOPLASM. (1)TASTES LIKE BURNING AND BEING ASSIMILATED.
BOSS TURN
"It... It... It's not over yet!"
The glowing ectoplasm begins working on the sword, dissolving it while the heroes do nothing in particular. The game pauses for a moment as the player begins raging. He presses space, and immediately, a massive 4 winged butterfly made of flames bursts from where the sword was. Then it begins screaming as the ectoplasm starts disintegrating it. Another demon, a massive centipede attempts to escape it's prison, but suffers the same fate as its ally. The ectoplasm begins pulling itself together, first forming a hand, then an arm, shoulder, until it has formed a new body for itself. A tall man with his skin suffering a constant cycle of death, rot and rebirth underneath the dull grey business suit he dons. His shape flickers and fades, almost as if it was destroying everything around it. With a few quick gestures, wolfchild, Caerwyn, Tiruin, RTD and even Nirur Torir are reborn from the remaining ectoplasm. The robed man gazes at his opponents for a moment before letting purple lightning dance down his hand.
"Well then, so called heroes. Are you ready? It ends here. All your heroism served only to increase my strength. Prepare to die."
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Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 08:03:58 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 08:05:03 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 08:11:52 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 29, 2012, 08:14:58 pm
WHILE THE LICH IS DISTRACTED, HELP DEMON MOTHRA ESCAPE HIS ECTOPLASMIC PRISON.
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 08:15:59 pm
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 08:21:39 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 08:27:24 pm
Rampage(2) WITH YOUR NEWFOUND UNIMAGINABLE STRENGTH, YOU GO QND KICK OVER SOME LEGOS. RAWR.
BECOME THE EMBODIMENT OF LIFE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH DEATH. HE GOOD MAN AT HEART. HE LIKE RAMBO.(4) YOU BECOME SOMEWHAT MORE LIVELY, (4) AND DEATH FINDS THAT INTRIGUING. HE SENDS ONE OF HIS DUPLICATE BODIES TO CONVERSE WITH YOU.
ASSIMLATE HIM INTO ME, TAKE CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.(1) OH GOD, IT BURNS SO MUCH! YOU ARE PULLED INTO THE ECTOPLASM AT HIS FEET.
BE VERY DISTRACTING.(1) YOU ATTEMPT A RUSSIAN JIG, BUT FOR SOME REASON, THE DANCE LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY. (6)HOWEVER, YOU GRAB YOUR TRUSTY MICROCLINE TABLE AND HURL IT AT THE ECTOPLASM COATED WALL. DEMONIC MOTHRA CRAWLS OUT, LOOKING NEAR EXTINGUISHED. (4)HE TRIES RELIGHTING HIMSELF, AND SOME OF THE LIFE COMES BACK INTO HIS FLAMING BODY.
WHILE THE LICH IS DISTRACTED, HELP DEMON MOTHRA ESCAPE HIS ECTOPLASMIC PRISON.
Charge the Boss. Now he shall know why to fear the Light!(1)YOU CHARGE THE BOSS, BUT GET YOUR LEGS CAUGHT IN THE ECTOPLASM ON THE FLOOR. "YOU WILL LEARN TO FEAR THE LIGHT!" YOU SCREAM INNEFECTUALLY.
Create a sword of Dark Magic, and infect the land!(1) NO SWORD, YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL SOULS. NO INFECTING THE LAND, YOU REQUIRE ADDITIONAL SWORDS.
BOSS TURN
"Are these the heroes who killed me before, or simple imitations? I certainly don't remember being this weak."
He points at Yoink, sending a quick black bolt of magic at him. (2) However, the martial artists reflexes are so well tuned, he simply leans to the left, and lets it soar by him as his theme starts up. The Boss stares in disbelief before laughing it off as a fluke.
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Post by: Nirur Torir on July 29, 2012, 08:28:16 pm
Destroy jetex1911's morale with philosophical monologue over the nature of Evil, with the oratorial skills possessed only by one such as a former farmer who joins a battle against a lich with only some unbottled holy water.
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 08:30:41 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 08:34:01 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 08:34:38 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 08:35:30 pm
Realize that I am now forever cursed to be irredeemably Evil.
Destroy jetex1911's morale with philosophical monologue over the nature of Evil, with the oratorial skills possessed only by one such as a former farmer who joins a battle against a lich with only some unbottled holy water.
Shut up, Hannibal! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShutUpHannibal)
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 08:36:03 pm
By Dark and Evil I obviously mean Destructo Discs. Chain. Destructo. Discs.
Post by: Tiruin on July 29, 2012, 08:54:28 pm
PLAGUE THE NEAREST FOE.
MAY THEY KNOW MY PAIN.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 09:01:58 pm
Realize that I am now forever cursed to be irredeemably Evil.(5v6) YOU BEGIN A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED SPEECH ABOUT HOW MORALS ARE SUBJECTIVE, THUS JETEX HAS NO WAY TO KNOW THAT HE IS CORRECT IN HIS CRUSADE AGAINST YOU AND YOUR ALLIES. HOWEVER, HE RESPONDS WITH A SIMPLE "SHUT UP!"
Destroy jetex1911's morale with philosophical monologue over the nature of Evil, with the oratorial skills possessed only by one such as a former farmer who joins a battle against a lich with only some unbottled holy water.
Try and breath fire, and use the fire to kill someone!TAKING A DEEP BREATH IN, YOU EXPEL IT AS A GREAT BURST OF FLAME, FINISHING OFF MCCLAY, AND BURNING YOUR THROAT.
ASSIMLATE HIM WITH FEET ECTOPLASMAM, TAKE FORM OF YOG SOTHOTH.(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO ASSIMILATE THE BOSS, BUT YOU ARE BURNED TO CINDERS FIRST.
SMALLTALK GO.(5) YOU ENGAGE IN DELIGHTFUL SMALL TALK WITH THE BODY DOUBLE.
(6v5)THOUGH HE ATTEMPTS TO CONVINCE YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR CAUSE, YOU SILENCE HIM WITH A QUICK SHUT UP! UNLUCKILY, THIS BRINGS THE ATTENTION OF DEMON MOTHRA, WHO APPROACHES YOU.Realize that I am now forever cursed to be irredeemably Evil.
Destroy jetex1911's morale with philosophical monologue over the nature of Evil, with the oratorial skills possessed only by one such as a former farmer who joins a battle against a lich with only some unbottled holy water.
Shut up, Hannibal! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShutUpHannibal)
Kill the heroes! Use my DARK and EBIL magic!"DESTRUCTO... DISC!"
By Dark and Evil I obviously mean Destructo Discs. Chain. Destructo. Discs.
(5) WITH THAT CRY, YOU HURL A SERIES OF DISCS AT YOUR FOES, REMOVING (3)JETEX' FINGER, AND (4) CUTTING A HAND OFF OF YOINK, AS WELL AS INTRRRUPTING YOINKS THEME SONG.
ASSIMILATE.(3, 3, 3) YOU CAST A QUICK TRIFECTA OF SPELLS, ASSIMILATE, PLAGUE AND PAIN SHARE. THE THREE TARGET GREENSTARRAMBO. A SLIGHT WHISPERING CREEPS INTO HIS CONSCIOUSNESS, AND A RASH GROWS ON HIS BACK.
PLAGUE THE NEAREST FOE.
MAY THEY KNOW MY PAIN.
BOSS TURN
The Lich, pleased at Nirurs work, grants him a title.
"Nirur, I now dub you the dark conversationalist."
He reaches into the ectoplasm, and pulls the demonic centipede from it. Half Rotted and infused with the power of death, he throws it into the fray, where it targets Jetex.
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Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 09:04:02 pm
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 09:04:49 pm
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 09:05:15 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 09:05:31 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 09:07:40 pm
Post by: Tiruin on July 29, 2012, 09:08:43 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 09:15:18 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 09:16:18 pm
Post by: borno on July 29, 2012, 09:16:51 pm
THROW THEM AT EVERY EVIL GUY
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 09:29:49 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 10:35:48 pm
BECOME STAR GOD OF FIRE, SUMMON MY INFINTE LEGIONS TO WAR!(6)YOU BECOME THE STAR GOD OF FIRE, BUT YOUR SON INSTANTLY TRIES TO WRESTLE CONTROL FROM YOU.
Claim the soul for my own, and start in the dark magic sword.(1) THE SOUL DOSEN'T LIKE YOU. (3) YOU MAKE A DARK MAGIC DAGGER.
"OH GOD, MY FATHERS SWORD.THAT WAS A PRICELESS FAMILY HEIRLOOM!" BECOME WHITE MAGE AND CAST FULL HEAL ON HEROIC PARTY GROUP.(2) YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE CLASSES, SILLY. YOU'RE FIGHTING THE FINAL BOSS. (6) YOU CAST FULL HEAL. ON EVERYTHING ALIVE. THE DEMONIC, EVIL CENTIPEDE REGENERATES ITS MISSING FLESH AND LAUNCHES INTO COMBAT WITH THE FRIENDLY BUTTERFLY.
TAKE DUPLICATE OUT TO DINNER.(1) THE SUSPICIOUSLY EFFEMINATE DUPLICATE SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE, SENDING YOUR HEAD FLYING INTO NIRUR LAP.
Use magic to turn over the demon to my cause, then attempt to bind it's soul into mine. "LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS!"YOU ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THE GREATEST CONVERSATIONIST TO TURN TO YOUR SIDE. YOU THEN TRY TO CAST SOUL MAGIC ON A DEMON. OOPS. (1) LUCKILY, HE'S TOO BUSY HAVING HEADS FLY INTO HIS LAP.
PLAGUE OF WONDERFUL FISH & WATER > SURROUNDINGS!YOU CALL DOWN FISH AND WATER ONTO YOUR SURROUNDINGS. ALRIGHT, THREE GUPPIES AND A GALLON OF WATER.
Become a Super Saiyan?(2) YOU AREN'T A SAIYAN, SORRY.
Just summon more underlings, if fate wants to be that way(5) YOUR HANDS BEGIN TO GLOW WITH AN OMINOUS PURPLE LIGHT, AND YOU SKETCH UP A PENTAGRAM IN MID AIR. WITH ONE FINAL GESTURE, HUNDREDS OF IMPS BURST OUT OF THE AIR, AND STARE DOWN THE HEROES.
FOLD PAPER NINJA NAPKIN STARSYOU QUICKLY FOLD UP FOUR PAPER SHURIKENS, AND THROW THEM AT THE BOSS AND HIS MINIBOSSES. (3,3,3,1) ONE SLICES UP THE LICHS ABDOMEN, CAUSING SLIGHT BLEEDING, WHILE TWO BURY THEMSELVES INTO RTDs ARMOR, BRUISING HIM. THE LAST ONE FLIES BY NIRURS HEAD, THEN ARCS AROUND AND HITS YOU IN THE ARM.
THROW THEM AT EVERY EVIL GUY
I FLY AROUND AND LOOK FOR THEN NEAREST CORPSE TO POSSESS, AND THEN I FALCON PUNCH THE LICHSURPRISINGLY, NOONE DIED THIS TURN. SORRY.
BOSS TURN
The Lich glances at his abdomen and back up at Borno. His face contorts with rage, and his fist glows purple. He dashes at Borno, then brings his fist into Bornos stomach.
"This is why you don't want to try to fight me. Watch, as he falls."
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Post by: Loud Whispers on July 29, 2012, 10:38:50 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 10:39:17 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 29, 2012, 10:41:01 pm
Post by: Tiruin on July 29, 2012, 10:41:07 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 29, 2012, 11:03:03 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 11:06:58 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 11:08:05 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 29, 2012, 11:17:48 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 29, 2012, 11:18:44 pm
Post by: Dirg on July 29, 2012, 11:57:39 pm
Post by: Mullet Master on July 30, 2012, 12:45:54 am
CREATE ELABORATE SCENARIO WHERE YOU AND LICH BOSS ARE AT A ROADHOUSE-TYPE BAR IN 1991.
CONVINCE BOSS THAT THE BAR IS CLOSING SOON AND HE'S NOT GOING HOME WITH THOSE LADIES SO HE SHOULD CHOOSE A DIFFERENT LINE OF WORK.
Post by: Yoink on July 30, 2012, 12:57:05 am
"HA HA HA BUTTERFLIES ARE FOR GIRLS"
"ALSO YOU MISSED. I COULD SMELL THAT FAIL A MILE AWAY"
MAKE FUN OF BOSS
THEN SHANK WITH EYECHUCKS WHEN DISTRACTED
Post by: borno on July 30, 2012, 02:47:32 am
FOLD NAPKIN SWORD
CUT ABDOMEN UP MORE
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 30, 2012, 06:22:14 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 30, 2012, 06:29:51 am
ACQUIRE MINIGUN
COMBINE PHOENIX DOWN AND MINIGUN
AIM AT NEAREST UNDEAD, FIRE AT WILL
Post by: Tiruin on July 30, 2012, 07:02:16 am
ACQUIRE PHOENIX DOWNS
ACQUIRE MINIGUN
COMBINE PHOENIX DOWN AND MINIGUN
AIM AT NEAREST UNDEAD, FIRE AT WILL
SMITE THIS FOO' FOR DOING TOO MANY ACTIONS!
Post by: Xantalos on July 30, 2012, 07:08:38 am
SHOVE EVERYTHING INSIDE GRILL (by everything I mean everything)
GRILL EVERYTHING
EAT RESULTING STEAK
Post by: RTD on July 30, 2012, 07:47:23 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 30, 2012, 07:11:24 pm
ATTEMPT TO RELATE WITH DEMON MOTHRA WITH HEARTFELT SPEECH(2) YOU APPROACH THE DEMON BUTTERFLY, AND ATTEMPT TO BRIDGE THE RACIAL GAP WITH A HEARTFELT SPEECH. "YOU SHOULD JOIN US BECAUSE THE LICH GUY IS BAD, M'KAY?" THEN, YOU PELVIC THRUST AND WINK A LITTLE. MOTHRA IS NOT AMUSED.
I pick up my head and(3) AFTER LIFTING HALF OF YOUR HEAD FROM NIRURS EVIL GRASP, YOU APPROACH THE BODY DOUBLE, WHO WAS DOING HIS/HER MAKEUP. DROPPING DOWN TO ONE KNEE, AND PULLING A RING OUT OF NOWHERE, YOU PROPOSE.(5) SHE ACCEPTS GRACIOUSLY.offer to take her back to my placePROPOSE.
Order minions to attack, claim soul of any hero falling this turnYOU ORDER THE MINIONS TO RUSH THE HEROES, AND THEY (5v5)ARE DISTRACTED BY DIRGS RAP BATTLE. THE RAP BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
DISTARCT LICH'S MINIONS AND IMPS WITH FREE STYLE RAP BATTLE...YO?
DISTARCT LICH'S MINIONS AND IMPS WITH FREE STYLE RAP BATTLE...YO?, RANDOM IMPS VERSUS SOME RANDOM GUY. GO!
BE A POTATO. SUDDENLY, START GLOWING, HOVERING AND GAINING POOOWWWERRR! TURN OUT TO BE GOD OF POTATOES.(2) YOU DO NOT BECOME A POTATO. I APOLOGIZE.
RISE TO HEAVEN, ASK FOR A NEW BODY TO FIGHT LICH WITH.... AND A B2 BOMBER!(4) UP IN HEAVEN, THEY GIVE YOU A NEW BODY. IT'S YOUR OLD ONE. IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE, I GUESS. (2) HOWEVER, NO BOMBER.
EAT SON, SUMMON INFINTE LEGIONS TO BATTLE.(2) YOU ATTEMPT TO DEVOUR YOUR SON, BUT HE IS NOT A FAN OF THAT. HE EVADES YOUR BITE. (6) YOU SUMMON YOUR INFINITE LEGIONS TO BATTLE ON YOUR SONS SIDE. OOPS.
Attempt to use shape-shifting magic to turn into an antman. Four arms are better than two!(3) YOU CAST SHAPE-SHIFTING MAGIC, AND IT DOES NOT END WELL. IF I COULD PUT IT NICELY, YOU HAVE AN ANTS HEAD, AND A HUMAN BODY. MAYBE A WARRIOR WAS NOT THE CHOICE TO CAST MAGIC.
Forge four unique weapons: One, the Spear of Tittianus, renowned for it's stabbiness. The Sword of Archioles, able to be thrown any distance, and will come back to the user. The Bow of Bladurius, which never misses, and can be used as a potent melee weapon; but the user does suffer from some bladder problems. And, finally, the Club of Rage, which can put the wielder into such a state of fury, that none can stop it/him/her. They do tend to attack inanimate objects, however. Distribute these fine weapons to my allies/Master! Oh, and make all the weapons ebil. Because I can.YOU FORGE 4 WEAPONS, EACH WITH AN INCREDIBLE ENCHANTMENT. (6) THE SPEAR OF TITTIANUS, RENOWNED FOR BEING ABLE TO STAB THROUGH ANYTHING. UNFORTUNATELY, IT ALSO MAKES THE WIELDER INTO A PLAYER, UNABLE TO RESIST WOMENS "SPECIAL CHARMS". (6) THE SWORD OF ARCHIOLES, WHICH CAN BE HURLED ANY DISTANCE, THEN RETURN TO THE THROWER. UNFORTUNATELY, IT LIKES TO RETURN BLADE END FIRST. (4) THE BOW OF BLADURIUS, WHICH NEVER MISSES. IT ALSO HAS THE UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT OF LOOSENING THE USERS BLADDER. (4) THE CLUB OF RAGE, WHICH FILLS THE USER WITH AN UNSTOPPABLE RAGE. AT EVERYTHING. FROM ENEMIES TO MOUNTAINS, IF IT EXISTS, THEY ARE ANGRY AT IT.
DISTARCT LICH'S MINIONS AND IMPS WITH FREE STYLE RAP BATTLE...YO?(5 v 5) THE IMPS STOP RUSHING YOUR ALLIES TO ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. THE INFERNAL MIC DROPS FROM THE CEILING, AND THE LEAD IMP TAKES IT.
"HERO, YOU'RE MORE LIKE A ZERO. I'M ABOUT TO RAPE YOU LIKE MY NAME IS NERO!" HE DROPS THE MIC IN FRONT OF YOU.
PUT ON DREAMER MACHINE AND GO TO NEXT LEVEL OF SLEEP.HEADING BACK IN TIME, YOU APPROACH THE YOUNG BOSS IN A BAR. (1) NOW, HE IS BUT A NECROMANCER WITH A DREAM. YOU ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM TO GO INTO A DIFFERENT LINE OF WORK, BUT HE SIMPLY IGNORES YOU, AND CONTINUES SPEAKING WITH THE WOMEN.
CREATE ELABORATE SCENARIO WHERE YOU AND LICH BOSS ARE AT A ROADHOUSE-TYPE BAR IN 1991.
CONVINCE BOSS THAT THE BAR IS CLOSING SOON AND HE'S NOT GOING HOME WITH THOSE LADIES SO HE SHOULD CHOOSE A DIFFERENT LINE OF WORK.
"WHAT IS THAT, A BUTTERFLY?"(5) YOU MAKE FUN OF THE BOSS, AND HE BEGINS CRYING. THEN YOU MOVE TO SHANK HIM. IT DOES NOT WORK WELL. (2) DESPITE HIS CRUSHING SADNESS, HE MANAGES TO DODGE YOUR ATTACK
"HA HA HA BUTTERFLIES ARE FOR GIRLS"
"ALSO YOU MISSED. I COULD SMELL THAT FAIL A MILE AWAY"
MAKE FUN OF BOSS
THEN SHANK WITH EYECHUCKS WHEN DISTRACTED
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T"(1) YOUR HANDS BECOME A BLUR AS YOUR BEGIN FOLDING A NAPKIN SWORD. HOWEVER, YOU FORGOT THAT TOUCHING SHARP THINGS HURT. YOU NOW HAVE NO FINGERS. (4) HOWEVER, THAT DOES NOT STOP YOU FROM RUSHING THE BOSS ANYWAY, CUTTING HIS ABDOMEN UP WITH YOUR UNKEMPT TOENAILS.
FOLD NAPKIN SWORD
CUT ABDOMEN UP MORE
Douse severed head with unholy water.YOU DOUSE HALF OF THE HEAD WITH UNHOLY WATER. (6) IT CONSUMES THE HALF HEAD WITH DEMONIC ENERGY, TURNING IT INTO A RABID HALF HEAD WHICH THEN (4) BITES YOU IN THE LEG CAUSING SOME BLEEDING,
ACQUIRE PHOENIX DOWNS(1) NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SEARCH, A PHEONIX DOWN EVADES YOU. YOU TRY TO MAKE YOUR OWN, BUT LIGHTING A DUCK ON FIRE TURNS OUT TO BE RATHER UNWISE. (5) A MINIGUN, HOWEVER, IS MUCH EASIER TO FIND. (2) SEEING HOW YOU HAVE NO PHEONIX DOWN, IT'S HARD TO COMBINE ONE WITH YOUR MINIGUN. (5v4) DESPITE YOUR LACK OF A HOLY MAGIC INFUSED MINIGUN, YOU SPIN IT UP AND FIRE UPON TIRUIN MID-SMITE. IT DOSEN'T DO MUCH, BUT NEITHER DOES HIS MAGIC.
ACQUIRE MINIGUN
COMBINE PHOENIX DOWN AND MINIGUN
AIM AT NEAREST UNDEAD, FIRE AT WILL
(4v5) YOU ARE SHOT AT MID SMITE. WHAT CAN BE DESCRIBED AS A SLIGHT TINGLING SENSATION HAPPENS TO BOTH OF YOU. MORE SEVERE WITH YOU THOUGH, IT KIND OF TICKLES.ACQUIRE PHOENIX DOWNS
ACQUIRE MINIGUN
COMBINE PHOENIX DOWN AND MINIGUN
AIM AT NEAREST UNDEAD, FIRE AT WILL
SMITE THIS FOO' FOR DOING TOO MANY ACTIONS!
APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE(3) YOU APPEAR OUT OF A RANDOM DOOR. (6) THEN YOU SUMMON A MASSIVE GRILL, PLACING EVERYTHING INSIDE OF IT, INCLUDING THE GRILL. THIS CREATES A PARADOX, SO THE GM RESETS THE CAMPAIGN TO JUST BEFORE YOU ARRIVED. (3) YOU APPEAR OUT OF A RANDOM DOOR. WAIT. THE GM JUST KILLS YOU NOW.
SHOVE EVERYTHING INSIDE GRILL (by everything I mean everything)
GRILL EVERYTHING
EAT RESULTING STEAK
Use the dagger to infect the land. Oh yeah, and claim more souls too.YOU STAB THE FLOOR WITH A DAGGER. (5) USUALLY, THIS WOULDN'T DO MUCH, BUT THE DICE DECIDED TO PLAY NICE, SO THE HALL BEGINS TO FILL WITH MIST, AND THE CHAIRS AND TABLES FADE INTO GRAVESTONES. PRETTY CLICHE.
BOSS TURN:
The lich watched as one of his body doubles was proposed to. Needless to say, he was slightly creeped out. Wait, was he even a he anymore? He was a being of sheer ectoplasm and evil. He quickly dismissed the confusing concept and went to aide his minions, mostly by trying to nab the soul of Xantalos before his minions RTD and wolfchild. (2v2v2) They all fail miserably. Xantalos laughs a little before flitting off to the endless bureaucracy of the afterlife, so the joke may have been on him.
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Post by: Tiruin on July 30, 2012, 07:20:18 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 30, 2012, 07:23:15 pm
THROW ANTIBIOTICS AT BRINGERS OF FAMINE, PLAGUE ALSO
APPLY POWER OF LOVE TO EVIL CENTIPEDE
CONTINUE TO DO MORE ACTIONS THAN PRESCRIBED BY A LOCAL DOCTOR
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 30, 2012, 07:26:51 pm
Post by: Dirg on July 30, 2012, 07:31:32 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 30, 2012, 07:32:20 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 07:34:50 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 30, 2012, 07:35:31 pm
Post by: anailater on July 30, 2012, 07:35:54 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 07:51:30 pm
GO ON HONEYMOON.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 30, 2012, 07:53:08 pm
SHIFT THE ARENA TO A SIMULACRUM OF A MOSSY, DOLOMITE CANYON UNDER A HUMID, CLOUDY SKY!(6) YOU SHIFT THE ARENA TO A MOSSY DOLOMITE CANYON, PERCHED BENEATH THE CALMING GREY OF THE CLOUDY SKY. YOU SPAWN YOURSELF OVER THE CANYON. BYE.
EAT THE NOW COOKED DUCK IN A VERY MENACING MANNER, MOURNING THE LOSS OF A WATERMELON(2) YOU DEVOUR THE DUCK. IT WAS NOT TASTY. YOU VOMIT ALL OVER. (3) YOU HURL ANTIBIOTICS AT CAERWYN, TIRUIN AND RTD. IT KIND OF BOUNCES OF CAERWYN AND RTD, WHERE AS TIRUIN IS TOO BUSY FALLING DOWN A CANYON.(2) BESTIALITY ISN'T COOL. (3) THE DOCTOR DIDN'T PRESCRIBE ANY OF THAT, SO YOU KIND OF SUCCEED.
THROW ANTIBIOTICS AT BRINGERS OF FAMINE, PLAGUE ALSO
APPLY POWER OF LOVE TO EVIL CENTIPEDE
CONTINUE TO DO MORE ACTIONS THAN PRESCRIBED BY A LOCAL DOCTOR
Bore the people attacking my master by repeatedly rolling to see how long I can keep a monologue going.(2) TURNS OUT, NOT VERY LONG.
"WHATS THAT IMP? BET YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A PIMP, BUT YOU AIN'T, NOT EVEN a GIMP, JUST A WIMP. YOU HATIN ME AND MY CREW FOR FLASHIN OUR MAD SKILLZ WHILE YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY YOUR BILLZ, SITTIN ON YOUR TAIL AND SUCKING ON YOUR MOTHERS TOENAIL. " ATTEMPT TO SERVE IMP AND CONVINCE REST TO FOLLOW ME. (No idea why I even picked a rap battle.)(3) THAT DOES NOT TRANSLATE TO IMP SPEAK VERY INSULTINGLY. SOME OF THEM KIND OF SHUFFLE THEIR FEET, BUT NOTHING TOO BIG. THE LEADER TAKES THE MIC AND BEGINS TO RAP AS SOME OF THEM TRY TO KILL YOU.
"HEY, YEAH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT, BUT BIG SECRET, YOU'RE NOT. IM'MA PUT YOU ON THE SPOT, YOUR RHYMES GON' CLOT, IM'MA SINK YOU LIKE I SINK MY BANK SHOT. YEAH SON. WELCOME TO SCHOOL, YOU JUST GOT TAUGHT." HE HANDS IT OFF TO ANOTHER IMP.
"NOW USUALLY, I DON'T DEAL WITH A FOOL, BUT FOR YOU, I'MMA MAKE AN EXCEPTION TO THAT RULE. YOU THINK YOU SO COOL, BUT YOU NOTHIN BUT A TOOL. YOUR SKIN TONE IS BEST COMPARABLE TO A GHOUL. YOU KNOW, YOU WERE DOOMED SINCE YOU STEPPED ONTO THIS STAGE, AND NOW, FACE THE FRUIT OF MY RAGE. YOU CAN'T MOVE, MY RHYMES ARE A CAGE. THIS KNOWLAGE IS UNIVERSAL, KNOWN BY EVERY SAGE. IT'S IMMORTAL, KNOWN IN EVERY AGE! C'MON SON, READ YOUR RHYMES OFF ANOTHER PAGE."
Remind imps that rap is better when you are also dismembering your oponent(3) SOME OF THEM AGREE AND LEAP AT DIRG.
ASK SAINT MICHAEL THE ARCHANGEL IF I CAN BORROW HIS HOLY SWORD OF AWESOMENESS. THEN JUMP FROM HEAVENLY CLOUD AND IMPALE LICH WITH WEAPON. TRY NOT TO LAND ON LICH'S SWORD AGAIN.(5) "YEAH SURE, JUST GIVE IT BACK WHEN YOU DIE. (3) YOU LEAP FROM HEAVEN COURSING FROM EARTH AT THE LICH. YOU LAND FEET FIRST, ON HIS FOOT. (5v6) HE PIMP SLAPS YOU. IT STINGS.
PUNCH SON IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH LEADERSHIP AND MY NO NONSENSE SESNE OF RUFFIANSIM.(2) YOU TRY TO SLUG YOUR SON IN THE FACE, BUT CPS SHOWS UP.
BE JEDI, USE FORCE CHOKE.(4) DESPITE FORCE CHOKE NOT BEING A VERY JEDI THING TO DO, YOU LIFT UP AND IMP AND CRUSH THE LIFE OUT OF IT USING THE FORCE.
HAVE BIG WEDDING(4) YOU INDEED GET MARRIED. IT'S RELATIVELY LARGE. (1) OH, YOU GET LUCKY ON THE HONEY MOON. JUST NOT WITH HER. WITH THE MAID. GUESS WHO SAW.
GO ON HONEYMOON.
BOSS TURN:
"Nirur, why are you ranting about the time you had to change a tire in the rain? And Tiruin, quick question. Why did you do that? And holy hell, that hurt."
The boss just facepalms, then lets the lightning dancing across his arms soar at the centipede, engorging it with his power.
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Post by: Yoink on July 30, 2012, 07:54:55 pm
BE BEST MAN
SQUIDGE EYECHUCKS INTO WEDDING RING & GIVE TO GROOM
LAY BLIND-MARTIAL-ARTIST BEATDOWN ON ANYONE TRY TO STOP WEDDING
((Damnit! :-\ I missed the wedding.))
TRACK DOWN GREENSTARFANATIC
BRUTALLY MURDER FOR NOT INVITING TO WEDDING
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 07:57:08 pm
WHILE KILLING YOINK.
THEN, GO KILL BIG BOSS OUT OF PURE RAGE.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 30, 2012, 07:58:09 pm
TRACK DOWN GREENSTARFANATIC
BRUTALLY MURDER FOR NOT INVITING TO WEDDING
MAKE IT UP TO WIFE.
WHILE KILLING YOINK.
THEN, GO KILL BIG BOSS OUT OF PURE RAGE.
BE VERY DISTRACTING
Post by: Dirg on July 30, 2012, 07:58:46 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 30, 2012, 08:00:27 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 30, 2012, 08:05:38 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 30, 2012, 08:06:38 pm
Demoralize the light people by giving convincing arguments that all divine beings on this plane are evil.
Post by: anailater on July 30, 2012, 08:10:49 pm
Post by: Tiruin on July 30, 2012, 08:15:30 pm
Post by: borno on July 30, 2012, 08:22:54 pm
KILL LICH
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 30, 2012, 08:25:46 pm
(2v5v3) YOU CHARGE GREENSTAR, EYECHUCKS READY. SLOWPOKE DISTRACTS YOU FROM YOUR CHARGE LONG ENOUGH FOR GREENSTAR TO SHOOT YOU. YOU ARE NOW ON GROUND, BLEEDING FROM ASS.ATTEND WEDDING
BE BEST MAN
SQUIDGE EYECHUCKS INTO WEDDING RING & GIVE TO GROOM
LAY BLIND-MARTIAL-ARTIST BEATDOWN ON ANYONE TRY TO STOP WEDDING
((Damnit! :-\ I missed the wedding.))
TRACK DOWN GREENSTARFANATIC
BRUTALLY MURDER FOR NOT INVITING TO WEDDING
MAKE IT UP TO WIFE.(4) SHE ACCEPTS YOUR APOLOGY, BUT IS STILL UNDERSTANDABLY ANGRY. (5v3v2) YOINK COMES AFTER YOU, BUT SLOWPOKE BREAKDANCING DISTRACTS HIM LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO POP A CAP IN HIS ASS. LITERALLY. (2) YOU APPROACH BIG BOSS, BUT HE USES CQC ON YOU TO KNOCK YOU OUT. YOU AWAKEN MISSING ALL YOUR AMMUNITION AND FOOD.
WHILE KILLING YOINK.
THEN, GO KILL BIG BOSS OUT OF PURE RAGE.
(3) YOU BREAK DANCE LONG ENOUGH TO LET GREENSTAR SHOOT YOINK IN THE ASS.TRACK DOWN GREENSTARFANATIC
BRUTALLY MURDER FOR NOT INVITING TO WEDDINGMAKE IT UP TO WIFE.
WHILE KILLING YOINK.
THEN, GO KILL BIG BOSS OUT OF PURE RAGE.
BE VERY DISTRACTING
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF WORDS NOT TRANSLATING WELL INTO IMP SPEAK BY SHOUTING A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT SOMEWHAT RHYME THEN FOLLOW WITH ROUND HOUSE KICK OF NORRIS RAP SCHOOL."HO, CROW, BLOW, SNOW, OH NO, SEW, STOW." (1+2) SOME OF THEM CLAP. YOU THEN USE THE RAP OF A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, WHICH TURNS ON YOU AND SMACKS YOU IN THE FACE.
Strike dirg with lightning so my imps win by default and can proceed with the maiming(1) YOU LAUNCH LIGHTING AT DIRG BUT MISS AND MAKE HIS PERFORMANCE JUST THAT MUCH BETTER.
greatorder tries to join the fight!YOU JOIN THE FIGHT. (6) YOUR CRYING IS LEGENDARY. EVERYONE STARES. (2) YOU *&*&%$*&*@#$@&$ WHICH DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAPMASTER SUPREME. OOPS.
If successful, cry in a corner.
oh, and become the mighty fapmaster supreme!
THROW MY SWORD AT THE LICH. "CHITTER CHITTER!"(1) LOL NO. IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE.
"I REALLY HATED IT AND THEY NEED DEMORALIZATION!"(3) "Y'SEE, GODS ARE BAD N' STUFF. SO LIKE GIVE UP N' STUFF."
Demoralize the light people by giving convincing arguments that all divine beings on this plane are evil.
BE THE SITH LORD KILL LICH WHILE SEVERAL YEARS LATER GOING BACK AND ADD IN A "NOOOOOO!"THE GM DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE SECOND PART AT ALL. (5) BUT YOU DO BECOME A SITH LORD, THE STRONGEST SINCE DARTH BANE. (4) THEN, YOU TRY TO KILL THE LICH, AND MANAGE TO WOUND HIM.
Transform part of the current area into a fetid swamp.(2) PART OF THE AREA BECOMES A CRYSTAL CLEAR LAKE. YOU CONTINUE FALLING DOWN THE CANYON. PRETTY BIG CANYON.
TRADE NAPKIN SKILLS FOR LICH KILLING SKILLS WITH LICH KILLING MAN(4) YOU FIND A LICH KILLING MAN, AND HE GIVES YOU A BIT OF HIS SECRETS. (4) YOU GO AFTER THE LICH, AND KILL HIS LEG.
KILL LICH
BOSS TURN
"Ok Nirur, calm down. I understand your pain, but just breathe, and your public speaking skills will improve."
The lich sits next to Nirur, and plays therapist. That is, until Jetex fires lightning into his back. (2) For a moment, he was incomprehensible with rage. These so called heroes attacked him during a therapy session. He continues being emotional, running around screaming, then falling into the canyon. Some of the ectoplasmic pool follows him, whipping down the canyon, snapping like a whip.
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Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 30, 2012, 08:30:53 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 30, 2012, 08:31:19 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 30, 2012, 08:35:32 pm
FLAWLESS PLAN
Post by: Dirg on July 30, 2012, 08:35:39 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 08:36:29 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 30, 2012, 08:45:37 pm
APPROACH NEAREST RED CROSS OUTPOST/HOSPITAL/VETERINARIAN
"HELP HELP I AM BLEEDING FROM ASS"
MERCILESSLY BEAT ANYONE WHO FAILS TO HELP ME WITH MY EYEBALLS
Post by: jetex1911 on July 30, 2012, 08:46:14 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 08:47:13 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 08:47:53 pm
BEING EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, GO TO BOSS.
TRY TO JOIN BOSS IN FIGHT.
Post by: Mullet Master on July 30, 2012, 08:48:18 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 30, 2012, 08:52:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 30, 2012, 08:57:48 pm
BLOODY FAP! FAP FOR MY LIFE!YOU FAP. YOU FAP A LOT. (5) YOU FAP SO MUCH, YOU ASCEND TO THE ASTRAL PLANE, AMULET IN HAND.
yes, this IS how I'll approach all of my problems.
DROP SEVERAL THOUSAND TONNES OF CENTIPEDES ONTO THE GENERAL COMBAT AREA, LAUGHING MADLY(1) YOU DO. MOSTLY ON YOU. YOU ARE DEAD.
Make dirg's vocal chord explode(1) IT DOES. IT EXPLODES INTO AMAZING SONG. HE WINS A GRAMMY.
CALM DOWN SELF. TALK NEARBY KOBOLD-GRUES INTO KILLING LIGHT GUYS(6) YOU CALM DOWN. YOU GET SO CALM, YOU ENTER A STATE OF MEDITATION. (1) MEDITATION PREVENTS YOU FROM SCREWING UP NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE KOBOLD-GRUES.
FLAWLESS PLAN
USE AWESOME ROUNDHOUSE SELF KICKING LIGHTNING SUMMONING MOVES TO CONVINCE IMPS THAT LICH AND MINIONS IS THREAT AT WANTS TO PASS A BILL THAT MAKES SLAVE LABOR LEGAL AND IMPS FORCED INTO SLAVE LABOR.(2) THEY JUST STARE AT YOU. TOO BAD YOU DON'T KNOW IMPISH.
SCREAM "REVENGE!!!" AND STAB LICH WITH HEAVENLY SWORD OF AWESOMENESSYOU TRY TO STAB THE LICH AGAIN, BUT HE DODGES AND PATS YOU ON THE HEAD.
"OH NO I AM HIT"(3) SOME NURSES SHOW UP AND PREVENT THE BLEEDING. (2) YOU KIND OF HIT A FEW WITH YOUR EYEBALLS, BUT IT'S NOT VERY DEADLY, MORE SQUISHY, IF ANYTHING.
APPROACH NEAREST RED CROSS OUTPOST/HOSPITAL/VETERINARIAN
"HELP HELP I AM BLEEDING FROM ASS"
MERCILESSLY BEAT ANYONE WHO FAILS TO HELP ME WITH MY EYEBALLS
"CHITTER! [[OH NO YOU AIN'T!]]" I DIVE AFTER THE LICH, AND ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE HIM THAT I WILL NOT STOP! I ALSO ATTEMPT TO FLY INTO HIM.(5) YOU GIVE A HEROIC SPEECH, BUT HIS FINAL BOSS IMMUNITY TO HEROIC SPEECHES KICKS IN. (2) YOU FLY RIGHT BY HIM, INTO HIS POOL OF ECTOPLASM. BURNING SENSATIONS BEGIN.
Teleport us all to the World of Pitch Dark Blackness.(3) YOU TRANSPORT THE BOSS FIGHT INTO THE WORLD OF SOMEWHAT SHADY GREYITUDE.
GO TO NEAREST GUARD POST AND COLLECT WEAPONS.(5) YOU TAKE MANY WEAPONS. (6) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE AN OVERSHOOT FOR WALKING TO THE BOSS. (3) YOU JOIN HIM IN FIGHT. ON WHOSE SIDE?
BEING EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, GO TO BOSS.
TRY TO JOIN BOSS IN FIGHT.
DEMAND THE FINAL BOSS WATCH FOOD NETWORK, HOPING THAT ONE FAT GUY APPALLS HIM INTO SURRENDER.(1) "UH.. NO." HE REFUSES
BE A BAKED POTATO AND BE GOD OF BAKED POTATOES.(3) YOU ARE A LUKEWARM POTATO. (2) NOT A GOD OF LUKEWARM POTATOES THOUGH.
BOSS TURN:
"Sorry about this, but I gotta stop you from stopping me."
(6)The lich grabs Haunter by the head, and vaporizes his face. He also singes his hand. He turns to Greenstar and his wife, and holds out his hand. She's pulled towards him like dust down a vacuum.
"Sorry mate, but I kind of need to be complete to kill all of you."
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Post by: anailater on July 30, 2012, 09:03:06 pm
ALSO SURVIVE ANYWAY BUT CORRUPTED FOR SEQUEL HOOK
Post by: Scelly9 on July 30, 2012, 09:03:24 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 30, 2012, 09:03:38 pm
"COME, MY RACERS, COME!" *emits the cry of horrible, horrible things. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgMgUehD1Tw)*
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 09:05:18 pm
EAT THIS!!!!!! I THROW HEAVENLY SWORD INTO THE LICH'S VORTEX
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 30, 2012, 09:06:16 pm
Post by: Dirg on July 30, 2012, 09:12:37 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 09:21:41 pm
I ATTACK HAUNTER FIRST.
Post by: Mullet Master on July 30, 2012, 09:26:22 pm
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 30, 2012, 09:59:36 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 30, 2012, 10:45:04 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 30, 2012, 11:27:17 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 12:42:08 am
Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 01:23:11 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 01:43:30 am
HERORIC SACRAFICE WITH NUKE SAVE WORLD(1) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF, (2) BUT INSTEAD OF BEING CORRUPTED FOR THE SEQUEL HOOK, YOU BECOME A USELESS NPC FOR THE SEQUEL.
ALSO SURVIVE ANYWAY BUT CORRUPTED FOR SEQUEL HOOK
FIRE CABBAGE NUKE AT BOSS(2) IT DOSEN'T FIRE. MAYBE ADDING FUEL WOULD HELP.
EMIT THE WAR CRY OF ONE SINGLE HORRIFYING SPECIES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgMgUehD1Tw), IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUMMON THEM TO MY AID!(1) YOU TRY TO CALL FOR CLIFF RIDERS, BUT YOU ONLY MANAGE TO THROW OUT YOUR VOICE.
"COME, MY RACERS, COME!" *emits the cry of horrible, horrible things. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgMgUehD1Tw)*
I must... avenge.... MY PORSCHE!!!(6) YOU THROW THE BLADE INTO LICHS HAND, ADDING IT'S POWER TO HIM.
EAT THIS!!!!!! I THROW HEAVENLY SWORD INTO THE LICH'S VORTEX
CONTINUE NEGOTIATE WITH KOBOLD-GRUES(5) YOU CONTINUE NEGOTIATIONS WITH THEM, EVENTUALLY SWAYING THEN TO YOUR SIDE.
PUT 'KICK ME' SIGN ON LICH. SHOW IMPS WHERE SIGN IS AND HOPE THEY GET MESSAGE.(1) YOU MISS WITH THE SIGN, AND PLANT IT ONTO YOUR GROIN.(1) LUCKILY, THE REST OF YOUR PLAN GOES JUST AS WELL, AND THE IMPS DON'T ATTACK YOUR GROIN.
I JOIN ON THE BOSSES SIDE! WOOOOT.BEING SWAYED BY THE MORALITY SWITCH OF YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE, YOU TURN ON YOUR FORMER ALLY: HAUNTER. (3) YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE ARM. IT BRUISES HIM. YOU PUT DOWN THE NERF ROCKET LAUNCHER.
I ATTACK HAUNTER FIRST.
CAST SPELL OF GENTRIFICATION CAUSING 1d10 AFFLUENT PEOPLE TO TAKE OVER BATTLEFIELD AND TURN INTO ART HOVEL.(2) WITH A FIZZLE AND A POP, THE SPELL INSTEAD CALLS DOWN ICE CREAM MADE OF SHEER GOLD.
PUNCH LICH IN UPPER BODY(4) YOUR MIGHTY FIST CAUSES SLIGHT BLEEDING. FEAR.
Infect the world with the Continuum Casualty, causing everything to go CRAZY, and everybody to go INSANE.WITH A MAD GIGGLE AND WHAT I ASSUME IS A REFERENCE, THE CONTINUUM CAUSALITY SPRINGS INTO PLACE. (6) MADNESS SPREADS ACROSS THE WORLD AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE. MOTHERS EAT BABIES, DWARVES PLACE THEIR LIVES ABOVE SOCKS AND THE UNITED STATES AND THE USSR GET ALONG.
Activate enduring dominion to make my imps do only what I want, which is kill the good guys(4) HALF THE IMPS SWEAR THEMSELVES TO YOU.
DEVOUR CPS, SLUG SON, ESTABLISH DOMINACE.(2, 2) YOU FAIL AT BOTH PUNCHING YOUR SON AND DEVOURING THE CPS, (6) BUT LOOK SO GOSHDARN IMPRESSIVE DOING IT, THEY SWEAR LOYALTY TO YOU BECAUSE OF IT.
INFUSE THE FINAL BOSS WITH MY ESSENCE(2) ALL YOU MANAGE TO DO IS HURT YOURSELF. EMO HAS SPREAD ALL OVER THIS GUYS MINIONS.
BOSS TURN
The Boss relented from vacuuming his body double, upon seeing Greenstars loyalty, and launched him/her into Greens arms. (3) Though it's a difficult catch, Green manages to put her safely upon the ectoplasm coated ground.
"As a thank you."
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 01:45:50 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 01:50:29 am
PUNCH LICH IN RIGHT UPPER ARM, THEN LEFT LOWER TEETH
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 01:55:18 am
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 01:59:34 am
FIND SPARE EYEBALLS IN HOSPITAL
FOR TRANSPLANT OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
FORM INTO NEW EYECHUCKS
Post by: Megaman on July 31, 2012, 01:59:41 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 02:10:48 am
SMASH HAUNTER INTO GROUND. HE BAD MAN.(1) YOU REACH FOR HAUNTER, BUT END UP GRABBING YOUR WIFE. "Honey... What are you doing?" BEFORE YOU SMASH HER INTO THE GROUND, (5) BUT LUCKILY, SHE DOSEN'T FEEL A THING.
THROW LAST SPINACH AT DEMON MOTHRA.(1) YOU HURL THE SPINACH AT MOTHRA, BUT END UP HITTING IT IN THE FACE WITH THE SPINACH. NOW IT'S MAD. (6) YOU RUSH THE LICH, DELIVERING A RATHER ODD ONE-TWO. BRUISED AND BLOODIED, HE STANDS AND ADJUSTS HIS TIE.
PUNCH LICH IN RIGHT UPPER ARM, THEN LEFT LOWER TEETH
Attack with my minions(5) THE MINIONS LET OUT AN IMP BATTLE CRY BEFORE RUSHING WHISPERS, HURLING HIM TO THE GROUND.
"THANKYOU AM BETTER NOW"(6)YOU FIND MANY EYEBALLS SO MANY EYEBALLS, YOU ARE BURIED BY THEM. (4) DESPITE THE LACK OF OXYGEN YOU CRAFT SOME MEDIOCRE EYECHUCKS TO MATCH YOUR OLD.
FIND SPARE EYEBALLS IN HOSPITAL
FOR TRANSPLANT OR SOMETHING I DUNNO
FORM INTO NEW EYECHUCKS
QUESTION RANDOM OBSERVERS ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF YOUR DRAGONS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT646cr9erY)(2) "WHERE ARE YOUR DRAGONS? I DUNNO."
BOSS TURN
A snicker escapes the mouth of the boss as he gets up from Whispers assault. He adjusts his tie and slowly strolls over to where Whisper is restrained by the imps. His finger glows a light pink, causing confusion to break out among the imp ranks. (4) However, this turns to fear when he sends a jet of energy directly through Whispers spine.
"Boxing is a dead sport."
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Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 02:14:42 am
Post by: Megaman on July 31, 2012, 02:21:03 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 02:21:51 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 02:23:08 am
PUNCH IMPS #1 #2 #3 IN THE FEET
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 02:23:44 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 02:38:52 am
MAKE ALLIANCE WITH SON, SEND OUR COMBINED FORCES TO KILL LICH.(6)DURING NEGOTIATIONS, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH GIVE. HE TAKES OVER THE DUTIES OF COMMANDING THE ARMIES, MAKING PUBLIC APPEARANCES, CONTROLLING THE FUNDS AND BEING THE SUN. YOU HAVE FOOTSTOOL DUTIES.
Discover the truth.(5) TURNS OUT, YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH.
I TAKE PICTURES OF GREENSTAR HORRIBLY BEATING HIS WIFE AND THEN GIVE THEM TO PHOENIX WRIGHT(5) YOU TAKE HORRIFYING PICTURES DEPICTING THE TRAGEDY OF DOMESTIC ABUSE. WAIT, PHEONIX IS AN ATTORNEY, NOT A PROSECUTOR. OOPS.
MAKE SARCASTIC JAB AT DEMON MOTHRA'S DUBIOUS PARENTAGE TO INCITE MOAR RAGE(6) "YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ELF, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF GNOMESBLIGHT!" DWARVERN INSULTS DON'T WORK ON DEMONS, IT TURNS OUT.(4,3,4) BENDING OVER, YOU SLUG EACH IMP IN THE FOOT, CAUSING BLEEDING, BRUISING AND BLEEDING RESPECTIVELY.
PUNCH IMPS #1 #2 #3 IN THE FEET
Have imps 1-100 gang up on whispers, attack haunter with the rest(50) FIFTY RUSH HIM, WHERE AS THE REST GO GET DRUNK. (2) THOSE WHO ATTACK ARE UTTERLY INEFFECTUAL.(5) THOSE WHO GET DRUNK GET SPECTACULARLY SMASHED. YOU DIRECT THE DRUNKEN ONES AT HAUNTER, AND THEY THROW UP ON HIM. GROSS.
BOSS TURN
Noticing an opportunity, The Boss hires Pheonix to be the defendant of their group.
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Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 02:47:30 am
USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS
Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 02:50:23 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 02:51:33 am
BEGIN HERDING IMPS TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 03:04:46 am
APPEAR OUT OF A STORM OF PAPERWORK(3) YOU APPEAR OUT OF A TAX FORM STORM, GRIT YOUR TEETH AND OPEN FIRE, TAKING OUT SOME OF THE IMPS.
USE AUTHORIZED BRUCE LEE GUN THAT FIRES BRUCE LEES ON LICH AND MINIONS
EAT SON AND SUN. SUPERNOVA IN LICH'S FACE.(6) YOU EAT YOUR SON AND SUN. OW, THAT'S SPICY! IT HURTS YOUR TONGUE.(2) IGNORING THE PAIN, YOU TRY TO GO SUPERNOVA, AND PROMPTLY FAIL.
COVER IMPS IN HONEY.(6) YOU GO WILD WITH THE HONEY, PAINTING YOURSELF AS WELL. (3) TWO OF THEM ARE HERDED TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.
BEGIN HERDING IMPS TOWARDS DEMON MOTHRA.
BOSS TURN
"What? I thought I broke your spine! Fool! This time, no holding back!"
He fires a spark at Whispers. Better watch out, he'll light your cigarettes.
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Post by: Megaman on July 31, 2012, 03:07:47 am
ALL OF THEM
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 03:12:00 am
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 03:19:11 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 03:25:31 am
THROW YOUR EYES AT IT(1) THE GM IS TOO WISE TO THROW HIS EYES AT WORDS ON A SCREEN, AND HE SMITES YOUR CHARACTER. A TRAIN RUNS YOU OVER.
ALL OF THEM
SUMMON SWARM OF ANNOYING BEUROCRATS TO LEGISLATE LICH TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS, INCLUDING HAVING TO FILE 10 MILLION FORMS FOR EVERY FORM HE FILES."(6) FEAR ME, FOR I AM XANTALOS, GOD OF BEUROCRACY! DELAY HIM, MY MINONS! NO, NOT ME! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Summon forth Succubi to seduce the heroes to evil, or at least to steal their souls(2) SUCCUBI COME FORTH, BUT SEEING HOW YOU ROLLED A 2, THEY ARE MADE OF ICE CREAM, AND MELT IN MCCLAYS PRESCENCE.
BOSS TURN
"Behold, how the mighty god of bureaucrats has fallen. Now, to stop their ravages!"
A vortex opens up besides the bureaucrats, sucking some inside.
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Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 03:28:22 am
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 03:33:36 am
HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE
BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL
By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 03:39:06 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 03:43:01 am
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 03:53:57 am
BURST OUT FROM PILE DRAMATICALLY
RESCUE GREENSTARFANATIC'S WIFE FROM ABUSIVE HUSBAND
TEAM UP TO KICK DEMONIC ASS
Edit: REMEMBER DUAL-WIELD EYECHUCKS
Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 03:55:44 am
NOBODY SHALL BE EMO NOW!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 04:24:22 am
SEND INFINTE LEGIONS TO WAR AGIANST THE ENEMY. USE FULL SUN POWER TO ATTACK LICH.(1) THEY TURN ON YOU, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THIS THREAD. (3) YOU ATTACK THE LICH, BUT YOUR ABILITIES AREN'T ALL THAT GREAT. HE'S TAN NOW,
BECOME GOD OF TELEMARKETERS(Yeah, they turned on you. No more pure dialogue turns then.)
HARRASS LICH WITH TELEMARKETER HORDE
BORROW VOICE OF BILLY MAYS TO CONVINCE LICH TO BUY CLR - CLEAN LICH REMOVAL
By the way, what happened with my bureaucrat swarm? Did they betrayed me?
(6) YOU HAVE BECOME THE GOD OF TELEMARKETERS, JUST AS A MASSIVE ANTI-TRUST LAWSUIT SHOWS UP. UH OH. (3) A HORDE OF MEDIOCRE TELEMARKETERS SHOW UP, AND ONLY INFECT HIS MIND A LITTLE BEFORE HE ABSORBS THEIR LIFE ENERGY.
Send aA messanger with a missive that makes it seem as if the heroes are evil, drawing the wrath of all good things to them(5)YOU SEND UP A MESSAGE TELLING THE GODS THAT THE HEROES ARE EVIL. THE HORDES OF HEAVEN COME DOWN TO DEFEND THE LICH. WOW, THAT IS AN IMPRESSIVE LIE.
Embrace the Lich with a syrup coated hug.(1) FEET DANCING ACROSS THE FLOOR, YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND GIVE A STICKY HUG TO DEMON MOTHRA, WHO BURNS YOU TO CINDERS.
RIDE TO BATTLEFIELD IN EYEBALL TIDE(6)A MASSIVE WAVE OF EYEBALLS WASH IN, DESTROYING THE IMPS AND ALL OTHER MINIONS, ALSO BURYING YOU.(4) YOU BURST OUT SEMI-DRAMATICALLY. (2) YOU CAN'T RESCUE HIS WIFE. SHE STAYS WITH HIM AND KICKS YOU IN THE SHINS. (3) YOU TEAM UP WITH YOURSELF AND DUAL WIELD THE EYECHUCKS, BASHING THE LICH IN THE ARM. SQUISHY SQUISHY.
BURST OUT FROM PILE DRAMATICALLY
RESCUE GREENSTARFANATIC'S WIFE FROM ABUSIVE HUSBAND
TEAM UP TO KICK DEMONIC ASS
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INFECT EVERYONE ELSE'S TEAR GLANDS!(6)YOU INFECT EVERYONE ELSE'S TEAR GLANDS, BUT YOU FAFF UP THE SPELL. OH GOD, EVERYONE IS EMO NOW!
NOBODY SHALL BE EMO NOW!
BOSS TURN
"Why Tiruin? Why?"
Tears stream down his face as he (4) consumes the telemarketer souls then distributing them among his minions.(6) Just afterwards, he draws the blade of eternally damned souls. More powerful than ever before, he crafted it by combining the blade of souls and the sword given to him by Caerwyn. (1v3, 3)He throws it at Yoink, who dodges it. It hurtles back blade first, but he handily catches it and erects a massive dome, cutting himself, Caerwyn, Yoink, and Mcclay off from the others. Still crying, he issues a challenge.
"Well then, Sun God, Martial Artist, it's time for 2 on 2. Your move."
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Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 04:30:50 am
Post by: Loud Whispers on July 31, 2012, 04:31:13 am
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 04:45:34 am
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 04:49:28 am
DO SLOW BADASS NOD OF HERO-TO-HERO BADASSERY
THEN SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT WITH ALL "HAAI!", "KEEYAAH!", "KIYIYIYIYI!" AND OTHER WEIRD NOISES TO CONFUSE AND DISTRACT
LEAP FOWARD ALL MARTIAL-ARTIST LIKE, BEAT STUFFING OUT OF CAERWYN
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 05:12:14 am
woo forces of good fighting on evil side
Post by: Obdura on July 31, 2012, 05:18:36 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 06:47:47 am
LEVEL 70 SWORDTECH: OBLIVION
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 07:29:19 am
Post by: Errol on July 31, 2012, 08:55:44 am
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 09:06:26 am
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 10:35:44 am
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 10:47:33 am
TAKE EYECHUCKS FIRST, THOUGH.
THEY HANDY.
Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 11:16:24 am
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 11:52:25 am
Post by: anailater on July 31, 2012, 11:54:38 am
Post by: Dirg on July 31, 2012, 12:54:04 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 01:23:13 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 02:55:02 pm
then punt the lich and do true final bossey things.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 05:00:09 pm
USING THE LACK OF CONTROL OVER MY TEARS, I CRY A RIVER TO MAKE ANYONE ATTACKING THE FINAL BOSS FALL BACK DUE TO PITY!(1) YOU GAIN CONTROL OF YOUR TEARS. WELL, AT LEAST YOU AREN'T CRYING ANYMORE.
Using beauracratic connections, get into the MPAA and wield the mighty twin swords of SOPA and PIPA to permacensor the lich and arrest minions for stealing .000000000000000001 cents from a torrent of Batman and Robin. Lich will be trapped forever in a Phantom Zone-like dimension of paperwork. If anyone interferes, peel my logo of a typewriter off my chest and throw it at them, entrapping them. If possible, use BILLY MAYS' voice to command everyone to KNEEL BEFORE(2) YOU WOULD HAVE THE TWIN BLADES, BUT PAPERWORK DELAYED YOU. (1) WHILE ATTEMPTING TO UTILIZE THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, IT OVERWHELMS YOU, AND YOU BECOME BANKRUPT FROM PURCHASING ALL OF HIS GOODS.ZODXANTALOS!
LOOK AT MCCLAY(6) YOU LOOK AT MCCLAY OH GOD, YOU LOOK A MCCLAY. YOU GAZE INTO HIS EYES SLOWLY AND SENSUALLY, LICKING YOUR LIPS AS YOU DO IT, PROMISING UNMENTIONABLE THINGS ONCE THIS BATTLE ENDS. (6) YOU DO A SLOW BADASS NOD. AT LEAST IT COULD BE CALLED THAT. IN A WAY. WELL, YOU WERE LOOKING AT HIS FACE, THEN YOU LOOKED DOWN SOMEWHERE ELSE. (4) YOU SPAZZ OUT, SCREAMING LIKE A SCREAMER MONKEY ASYLUM. (4) YOU RUSH CAERWYN, THEN RIP HIS UNNECESSARY HEART OUT.
DO SLOW BADASS NOD OF HERO-TO-HERO BADASSERY
THEN SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT WITH ALL "HAAI!", "KEEYAAH!", "KIYIYIYIYI!" AND OTHER WEIRD NOISES TO CONFUSE AND DISTRACT
LEAP FOWARD ALL MARTIAL-ARTIST LIKE, BEAT STUFFING OUT OF CAERWYN
Attack the heros not in the bubble(2) YOU TAKE A SWING AT XANTALOS, BUT ARE SLOWED BY THE PAPERWORK STORM. HE EASILY DODGES.
woo forces of good fighting on evil side
LEAP INTO BATTLE WITH GLORIOUS DISPLAY OF COLORFUL FLASHY FLASHY IN ATTEMPT TO BLIND EVERYONE ON BATTLEFIELD, MORALLY CONFUSED(3) YOU LEAP INTO BATTLE WITH A DIM LIGHT BEHIND YOU. BETTER WATCH OUT, THIS GUYS A BADASS.
ACQUIRE SWORD(5) YOU DO INDEED ACQUIRE A SWORD. EXCALIBUR HO! (6) LEVEL 70 SWORD TECH! OBLIVION! OH WAIT. BOSSES ARE IMMUNE TO INSTANT DEATH.
LEVEL 70 SWORDTECH: OBLIVION
CONVINCE KOBOLD-GRUES AND HEAVEN FORCES STOP XANTALOS' ABSURDLY EVIL PLAN.(2) THE KOBOLDS ARE TOO IMPRESSED BY THE EVILNESS OF THAT PLAN. HEAVEN IS BUSY NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE THIS RTD DOESN'T SIMULATE NPCS WELL.
PROVIDE SUITABLE SOUNDTRACK FOR EPIC FINAL SHOWDOWN.(4) SNAKE EATER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4) BEGINS PLAYING.
BLARE MY GUITAR SKILLS AT THE LICH, SHOW HIM THE TRUE POWER OF MUSIC! ((WHILE AIDING ERROL AT THE SAME TIME)) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN0xO4MEMns)(6) OH NO, THESE SONGS DON'T MIX! ONE OF YOU BETTER STOP IT!
take control of the astral plane I am in by fapping until everyone is in awe!(4) YOU TAKE OVER ONE OF THE THREE HIGH TEMPLES. BY FAPPING. THIS GAME IS DISGUSTING.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FLICK YOINK BACK INTO HOSPITAL.(4) YOU TRY TO HURL YOINK INTO THE HOSPITAL, BUT THE DOME OF ENERGY STOPS YOU. (3) IT'S TOO HARD TO REACH THROUGH THE DOME OF ENERGY TO GRAB THE EYECHUCKS, SO YOU GIVE UP AND START CRYING. YOUR WIFE COMFORTS YOU. AWW...
TAKE EYECHUCKS FIRST, THOUGH.
THEY HANDY.
GET INFINTE ARMIES UNDER CONTROL, ATTACK THE FREAKING LICH. SUMMON OTHER ANCIENT STAR GODS TO HELP.(4) HALF OF YOUR ARMIES GOES UNDER CONTROL TO TRY TO BREAK THROUGH THE DOME. THEN, YOU RUSH THE LICH. (5) SPARKS FLYING FROM YOUR ARM, YOU BRING YOUR FIST INTO HIS STOMACH. HE CRINGES. (4) THE OTHER STAR GODS KIND OF THROW ENERGY AT THE DOME. NOPE, NOTHING.
Lend my aid to the Master! Create undead and demonic soldiers to help boost our lines, and RUSH INTO BATTLE!(2) YOU TRY TO SUMMON UNDEAD AND DEMONIC MINIONS. SADLY, THEY ARE CREATED FROM ICE CREAM, AND MCCLAY MELTS THEM. (1) YOU RUSH THEM, BUT TRIP, LANDING ON YOUR FACE.
BE THE FLOOR, STOP BEING UNDER BAD PEOPLE.(3) YOU ARE THE FLOOR UNDER TEAM ROCKET. (3) YOU STOP BEING UNDER THEM, AND THEY START STANDING ON THE DIRT.
DRAW SIGNS IN THE BLOOD AND GUTS AROUND THE BATTLEFIELD TO SUMMON THE DEVIL. CONVINCE HIM LICH IS MUSCLING IN ON HIS TURF AND MUST BE STOPPED.(2) THE ICE CREAM DEVIL RAISES FROM THE EARTH, HIS DELICIOUS BUT SINFUL ICE CREAM LEAVING A RESIDUE ON THE GROUND. (6) YOU CONVINCE HIM A LICH IS MUSCLING IN ON HIS TURF, BUT WRONG LICH. HE RUSHES OFF THE BATTLEFIELD IN A HUFF.
Also use beauracratic connections to help Dirg by getting in touch with Hasbro and summoning Him from the Power Puff Girls.(4) HIM SHOWS UP. WHY DID YOU SUMMON HIM? HE BEGINS...
become TRUE final boss because heroes played on the hardest difficulty with all the unlocks and secrets unlocked on this play!(6) BEING THE SECRET FINAL BOSS, YOU DON'T SHOW UP UNTIL AFTER THE MAINS TORY IS COMPLETED. (4) YOU TRY TO BREAK THE RULES, AND BUST THROUGH THE DOME, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET A 6.
then punt the lich and do true final bossey things.
BOSS TURN:
"Damn you! Face the wrath of my foot!"
(4) He brings his leg down in arc onto mcclay, shattering his firey collar bone.
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Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 05:02:11 pm
RALLY THE UNMAKERS OF LIFE ITSELF.
TO ME, MY BRETHREN!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 05:10:50 pm
PERFORM ACTION FROM LAST POST.
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 05:17:31 pm
I grant Him control of the Legions of Beauracracy (spelling derp) and Telemarketers to do whatever with.
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 05:19:39 pm
and bring some blut, we need to drink more blut.
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 05:22:26 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 05:25:00 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 05:28:55 pm
CONVINCE BUREAUCRACY STOP EXISTING NOW LICH RULES ALL NOT NEEDEDBut the lich can't rule everything personally, right? The paperwork will also provide an immense buffer to anyone attacking lich, as they have to fill out proper paperwork to do anything; the lich doesn't.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 05:38:05 pm
CAGE IS FILLED WITH BEES
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 05:39:57 pm
This is fun!
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 05:41:26 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 05:58:11 pm
GRAB CAERWYN/BOTH CAERWYNS AND WIELD/DUAL WIELD AGAINST BOSS
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 06:05:46 pm
Post by: Megaman on July 31, 2012, 06:05:52 pm
using this temple, create the holy order of the fap.I am disgusted, shocked, and appalled.
try to take over other temples with my fapulous monks.
Post by: Scelly9 on July 31, 2012, 06:06:17 pm
Post by: Ochita on July 31, 2012, 06:06:50 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 06:08:34 pm
Send all bureaucrats back to hell, that's where they came from you knowIn order to find out where my bureaucrats came from, you'll have to fill out the appropriate paperwork.
Post by: anailater on July 31, 2012, 06:10:05 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 06:15:02 pm
PESTILENCE, DISEASE, FAMINE, PLAGUE!(6) YOU BRING FORTH PLAGUES AGAIN. THEY COME, HARBORING DISEASES. THEY DIE ON THE SPOT.
RALLY THE UNMAKERS OF LIFE ITSELF.
TO ME, MY BRETHREN!
ASK WIFE TO HELP BREAK SHIELD.(6,6) YOUR WIFE, BEING THE LICH KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO OPEN THE DOME. SHE DOES THIS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufR3Uu1TWJ0). YOU SPRINT IN, GRAB YOINK, AND THROW HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL, WHERE THEY HEAL HIS WOUNDS. YOU DO HOWEVER, TAKE ONE OF HIS EYECHUCKS.
PERFORM ACTION FROM LAST POST.
Use fifty billion tons of OxyClean that I bought to clean that ectoplasmic lich mess right up!(3) YOU CLEAN UP ONE OF THE PUDDLES. (6) HIM BETRAYS YOU NEAR IMMEDIATELY, BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? END RESULT, YOU'VE BEEN COVERED IN JUNK ITEMS AND PAPERS.
I grant Him control of the Legions of Beauracracy (spelling derp) and Telemarketers to do whatever with.
become the secret final boss kind that interrupts that final boss!(1) YOU ARE SUMMONED AS A MINION TO DEFEND THE BOSS. I GUESS YOU INTERRUPTED THE FIGHT IN A WAY.
and bring some blut, we need to drink more blut.
BATTER CAERWYN WITH EACH NOTE OF MY ROCK MUSIC!(2) YOU FUMBLE THE CHORDS AND THE FINGERING.
CONVINCE BUREAUCRACY STOP EXISTING NOW LICH RULES ALL NOT NEEDED(5) WITH A SPECTACULAR SPEECH, THE BUREAUCRACY DISSOLVES, LEAVING THE LICH FREE.
REPLACE BATTLEFIELD WITH GIANT CAGE(6) YOU CHANGE THE BATTLEFIELD INTO A CAGE. IT HAPPENS TO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE OLD BATTLEFIELD, AND WORK THE EXACT SAME WAY. (1) THE BEES DON'T LIKE YOU. THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU.
CAGE IS FILLED WITH BEES
Focus my energy, and split my body. Call the newly-created me "Lavial". Together, conquer our foes!((Good to hear it.))
This is fun!
(2,3) YOU DON'T MANAGE TO FOCUS YOUR ENERGY, BUT YOU SPLIT YOUR BODY. ONE OF YOU LOOKS RATHER UNPOWERFUL. I'D HAVE TO SAY, HE LOOKS LIKE AN INFANT. (3) YOU AND YOUR BABY SELF TEAM UP ON YOINK, BUSTING HIS LEGS.
TEXT ST. MICHAEL THE ARCHANGEL. TELL HIM LICH STOLE HIS SWORD(4) "OH, DUDE THAT LIKE SUCKS AND STUFF. LIKE, BE RIGHT THERE."
HE COMES DOWN, AND WALKS INTO THE ENERGY SHIELD, REPLACING YOINK.
CHANNEL MY NEWFOUND HOMOSEXUALITY INTO SUPER POWER(6) YOU CHANNEL YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY INTO THE POWER OF BEING VERY, VERY ATTRACTIVE. YOU HAVE GAINED FANGIRLS. OH GOD, HERE COMES THE FANFICS. (1v5) YOU CANNOT FIGHT THE FAN FICTIONS. YOU ARE NOW TRYING TO SEDUCE THE BOSS.
GRAB CAERWYN/BOTH CAERWYNS AND WIELD/DUAL WIELD AGAINST BOSS
using this temple, create the holy order of the fap.(5) THE HOLY ORDER OF FAP TAKES OFF, AND THE TEMPLE IS QUICKLY CONVERTED. (1) HOWEVER, THE PRIESTS ARE TOO BUSY FAPPING TO GO TAKE OVER OTHER TEMPLES.
try to take over other temples with my fapulous monks.
Douse boss in gasoline. Light match. Throw.(1,1,1) YOU DOUSE YOURSELF IN GASOLINE, LIGHT YOURSELF, THEN GIVE INTO A PIT.
BOSS TURN
"Why? Why? Greenstar, you fool. I forgive you though, just help me out, mkay?"
He once again gathers his strength, then (6v4) gives mcclay another crushing blow, shattering his spine.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Scelly9 on July 31, 2012, 06:18:47 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 06:20:35 pm
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 06:21:26 pm
THE DUCKS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED
THE BEES HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
TIME IS RIPE TO
BRING OUT THE MECHALIZARD
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 06:21:52 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 06:25:28 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 06:31:08 pm
Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 06:32:33 pm
"NOBODY NEEDS ME"
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOINK TO JOIN USSSS!
ALSO, CREATE COOKIES!
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 06:33:02 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 06:33:15 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 06:37:45 pm
HUG ENEMY BURN(1) HUG SELF BURN.
"NOBODY NEEDS ME"(6) YOU STEAL THE MORPHINE SUPPLY AND ACCIDENTALLY GIVE IT TO HOMELESS MEN. (5) YOU START CRYING AND LOOK PITIFUL. A SUPERMODEL FINDS YOUR PITIFULNESS ATTRACTIVE.
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
THE SWORDTECH HAS BEEN MASTERED(4) BEHOLD, THE MECHALIZARD!
THE DUCKS HAVE BEEN CONSUMED
THE BEES HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
TIME IS RIPE TO
BRING OUT THE MECHALIZARD
Transform lich into Captain Picard, then summon Q to annoy him out of existence. Also summon the almighty Clippy the paperclip to annoy the minions to nonexistence.(6) THE LICH IS NOW PICARD! HIS PREVIOUS BRUTE FORCE COMBINES WITH HIS NEWFOUND WISDOM! OH GOD! (3) LETTERS AIN'T ANNOYING, BRO. (5) OH LAWD, CLIPPY HAS APPEARED. THE TRUE FINAL BOSS.
(3) THEY COME INTO THE REALM, THEN START FAPPING. (3) THEY START FAPPING NEAR THE BOSS.well, that's what y'all get for giving me my avatar! and taking fun of me!using this temple, create the holy order of the fap.I am disgusted, shocked, and appalled.
try to take over other temples with my fapulous monks.
EDIT: attempt to bring warriors of the holy order of the fap into the realm with the boss, and tell them to fight it and kill it using any means necessary!
"LET'S SEE IF THE LICH CAN TAKE MY MUSIC?(1) YOU ROCK. NOT. WELCOME TO COUNTRY MUSIC HELL.
Curb-stop random hero(6) YOU CURB STOMP ONE OF THE HEROES FROM HEAVEN. HERACLES HAS FALLEN. EVERYONE ELSE IS FITTINGLY PISSED.
YOU TRY, BUT IT'S DIFFICULT TO CONVINCE PCS. (4) COOKIES CREATED. EVERONE LOVES GRANNY TIRUIN."NOBODY NEEDS ME"
"AFTER ALL I DO FOR THEM AM JUST REPLACED WITH ARCHANGEL DUDE"
"OH AND BREAK MY LEGS. DICK MOVE"
STEAL HOSPITAL MORPHINE SUPPLY
WALLOW IN SELF-PITY WHILST ALSO WALLOWING IN DOPED STUPOR
ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE YOINK TO JOIN USSSS!
ALSO, CREATE COOKIES!
Cast as spell on the infant me, to help it grow, and reach it's full potential! Then, commence with the hero smack-down.(6) IT HAS BECOME A GIANT. IT IS MUCH TALLER THAN YOU NOW. IT'S LIKE YOU, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY MUSCULAR AND ATTRACTIVE. (6) THE OTHER YOU STEPS ON YOU, THEN THE ARCHANGEL. SQUISH, FOR BOTH OF YOU.
GIVE MASTER REPORT ON RECENT EVENTSHE'S BUSY RESISTING PICARDISM.
BOSS TURN
"No! I cannot become Picard!"
(5) He resists Picardism.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 06:39:29 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 06:39:42 pm
>that ascends you from mook to actual character
>and as the lich has more peopls than you, and you are a faction of yourself, the inverse ninja law kicks in!
Post by: Tiruin on July 31, 2012, 06:40:14 pm
THIS WILL SURELY CONVINCE HIM!
FILE A LAWSUIT ON CLIPPY FOR IMPERSONATING MY MASTER!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
FORGET WHY ON BATTLEFIELD
GO VANDALIZE TOKYO
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 06:46:03 pm
Inform fanfiction.net of the events happening here and let them make fanfiction of all kinds. Then, send to 4chan.
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 06:47:11 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 06:50:39 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 06:53:23 pm
Rip clippy apart, use his pieces as javelins to throw at the good side player characters(6,6) YOU RIP CLIPPY TO TINY, TINY PIECES, THEN HURL THEM TOWARDS THE GOOD CHARACTERS LIKE JAVELINS. YOU DID SUCH A GOOD JOB RIPPING, THE LITTLE CHUNKS CAN'T FLY OR DO ANY DAMAGE.
not going to be a minion! he will use me as a meat shield!THE GM DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL!
>that ascends you from mook to actual character
>and as the lich has more peopls than you, and you are a faction of yourself, the inverse ninja law kicks in!
"Hi there, sweetie. I see you're a bit down. Hows about trying Ol'grannie's cookies, eh Yoink?"(6) THE COOKIES CONTINUE BEING DELICIOUS. (6) YOU FILE A LAWSUIT ON CLIPPY FOR BEING A LICH IMPERSONATOR, BUT HE HAS A PHEONIX WRIGHT IMITATOR HIRED! OH NO!
THIS WILL SURELY CONVINCE HIM!
FILE A LAWSUIT ON CLIPPY FOR IMPERSONATING MY MASTER!
CLIMB INTO MECHALIZARD(3) YOU CLIMB INTO MECHALIZARDS HAND. (2) YOU DON'T MANAGE TO VANDALIZE TOKYO, SO YOU AREN'T A TRUE MONSTER.
FORGET WHY ON BATTLEFIELD
GO VANDALIZE TOKYO
I knew it would come to this, eventually....(2) THERE'S ONLY ONE ATTRACTIVE ONE HERE, SORRY.
Inform fanfiction.net of the events happening here and let them make fanfiction of all kinds. Then, send to 4chan.
"Grrr... THIS GUITAR IS A PIECE OF JUNK!" SMASH LICH WITH MY(3) YOU HIT HIM WITH A HAMMER. BANG BANG, IT COMES DOWN UPON HIS HEAD. BRUISES.GUITARHAMMER REPEATEDLY
Write horrible slashfic of Xantalos and Clippy, then distribute solely to Xantalos.(1) OH NO, IT'S GOOD! XANTALOS IS INTERESTED IN IT!
BOSS TURN:
"That.. was interesting. mcclay, it ends here."
(2) He fires a blah.. blah.. blah.. dark bolt blah.. blah.. blah.. misses etc.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 06:55:33 pm
*yes*
Post by: anailater on July 31, 2012, 06:56:11 pm
FIND THE POKE GOD USE UNIMAGINEABLE POWERRRRR!
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 06:56:45 pm
BECOME DEBAUCHED, WASHED-UP HERO
ALSO BEAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR DRUGS
"AM WANT BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES"
Fakeedit: TAKE COOKIES, FORM INTO MAKESHIFT WMD
KEEP IN BASEMENT
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 06:57:23 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 06:58:31 pm
I wont be a mook/minion! he will use me as a meat shield!
>that ascends me from mook to actual character, I get most of the benefits of being one
>and as the lich has more peopls than me, and I am a faction of myself, the inverse ninja law kicks in (I am stronger than them as long as I am less than them)!
fixd?
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 06:59:04 pm
*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*
*yes*
>MECHALIZARD: STRIKE INTERFACE WITH LASER BEAMS
>SELF: RAID GAME STORE FOR BETTER DICE
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 06:59:18 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 07:05:56 pm
*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*(2) YOU CAN'T WORK UP THE NERVE.
*yes*
(5) POWER OBTAINED.FIND THE POKE GOD USE UNIMAGINEABLE POWERRRRR!
(6) AROUND HALF OF THEM ARE CLINGY, BUT YOU ESCAPE. (6) UNFORTUNATELY, YOU BECOME A VERY WASHED UP HERO. YOU AWAKEN ON A BEACH. (3) THE HOMELESS PEOPLE GIVE YOU CHEMOTHERAPY. (5) COOKIE WMD CREATED. (6) YOU KEEP IT IN THE BASEMENT FOR SOME REASON.SEDUCE SUPERMODELSEDUCE ALL THE SUPERMODELS
BECOME DEBAUCHED, WASHED-UP HERO
ALSO BEAT HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR DRUGS
"AM WANT BROWNIES, NOT COOKIES"
Fakeedit: TAKE COOKIES, FORM INTO MAKESHIFT WMD
KEEP IN BASEMENT
Throw bolts of corruption at the heroes.(5) THEY PIERCE THE HEROES, CAUSING YOINK TO FORSAKE PURITY FOR SUPERMODELS. IT ALSO MAKES ANAILATER GO INSANE.
((Better.))I wont be a mook/minion! he will use me as a meat shield!
>that ascends me from mook to actual character, I get most of the benefits of being one
>and as the lich has more peopls than me, and I am a faction of myself, the inverse ninja law kicks in (I am stronger than them as long as I am less than them)!
fixd?
(1) YOU FAIL IN SEPERATING FROM THE LICHS FACTION, (5) BUT THE INVERSE NINJA LAW STILL KICKS IN. SMOOTH.
(4, 6) MECHA LIZARD HAS DESTROYED THE NEW GAME BUTTON! YOU HAVE ALSO FOUND NEW DICE, BUT THEY ARE SO NICE, THE HOMELESS TAKE THEM.*Starting a new adventure will mean deleting your save. Are you sure you want to do that?*
*yes*
>MECHALIZARD: STRIKE INTERFACE WITH LASER BEAMS
>SELF: RAID GAME STORE FOR BETTER DICE
'Well, I've done everything I could think of, and it isn't doing very much... wait... I'VE GOT IT!' TOSS FLOWERS AT THE LICH. GAIN FRIENDSHIP, AND HOPEFULLY FORGIVENESS.(6, 4, 3) YOU HURL FLOWERS, CAUSING HIM TO LOOK PRETTY. YOU HAVE GAINED ACQUAINTANCESHIP STATUS, AND HE DOESN'T GET ANNOYED AS EASILY AT YOU.
BOSS TURN:
"Finally, competence."
Once again, he strikes mcclay, (1) burning himself upon mcclays infernal scalp.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 07:10:37 pm
CHALLENGE POKEGOD TO DUEL TO ACQUIRE EARTH BADGE
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 07:11:02 pm
Post by: anailater on July 31, 2012, 07:13:12 pm
Post by: wolfchild on July 31, 2012, 07:15:24 pm
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 07:16:20 pm
BUILD BEACHSIDE MANSION FROM BODYPARTS AND COOKIE DOUGH
TELL EVERYONE AM NOT VILLAIN, JUST NOT BEING HERO NOW
AND CAN GET FULL STORY IN SOON-TO-BE-PUBLISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY
WRITE MORE MEMOIRS ON BANANA LEAVES AND COCONUTS, SELF-PUBLISH
Edit @Wolfchild:
AM ON BEACH
YOU MOLE PERSON, MELT IN WATER
HA HA
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 07:16:30 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 07:19:21 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 31, 2012, 07:41:22 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 07:47:40 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 07:54:12 pm
Post by: Obdura on July 31, 2012, 07:55:42 pm
UTILIZE SUN WARRIOR SPECIFIC ABILITIES AND REJUVENATE ALL HEROES
MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS AT LICH AND HIS MINIONS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 31, 2012, 08:29:52 pm
FEED MECHALIZARD MULTIPLE AMOUNTS OF RARE CANDY UNTIL EVOLVES(2) IT STARTS BARFING. (6) ANAILATER HAS BEEN CHALLENGED.
CHALLENGE POKEGOD TO DUEL TO ACQUIRE EARTH BADGE
Throw evil bolts of evil mutations at heroes.(5) YOU START FIRING BOLTS OF CORRUPTIVE ENERGY, CATCHING ANAILATER. HE FALLS DOWN, SPROUTING RANDOM HANDS LACKING ARMS.
USE POKEGOD POWERS, DESTROY ALL OF THE COUNTRYS!(1) NO. THE COUNTRIES DESTROY YOU. TOO BAD POKEGODS DON'T HAVE GOOD POWERS.
Rip spine out of Yoink, use it as javelin against yoink(4) YOU RIP PART OF HIS SPINE OUT, THEN (6) HURL IT DIRECTLY BACK INTO PLACE. THE LICH SHOULD KILL ALL OF HIS MINIONS.
"OH NO SAND"(1) YOUR CORPSE HOVEL GETS THE COPS ATTENTION. (2) THEY DON'T TAKE THAT BULL. (3) THEY ACCEPT THAT. (4) IS RELATIVELY SUCCESSFUL.
BUILD BEACHSIDE MANSION FROM BODYPARTS AND COOKIE DOUGH
TELL EVERYONE AM NOT VILLAIN, JUST NOT BEING HERO NOW
AND CAN GET FULL STORY IN SOON-TO-BE-PUBLISHED AUTOBIOGRAPHY
WRITE MORE MEMOIRS ON BANANA LEAVES AND COCONUTS, SELF-PUBLISH
Edit @Wolfchild:
AM ON BEACH
YOU MOLE PERSON, MELT IN WATER
HA HA
Uhhhh....eat RTD and shove the giant centipede in my handy gigantic grill that got me killed by outside forces last time I used it.(5) YOU EAT THE RTD. CRAP, ANOTHER PARADOX. LET'S JUST SKIP THAT ACTION. (5) THE GRILL OMNOMS THE CENTIPEDE.
"Here, catch!" TOSS MY SWORD AT THE LICH SO HE CAN USE IT. MY GUITAR SHALL BE ENOUGH.(1) YOU STAB THE LICH BY THROWING YOUR SWORD AT HIM. IT CUTS HIS HEAD OFF.
POINT OUT TO LICH THAT HE HAS BEEN HITTING A GOD MADE OUT OF FIRE SO HE SHOULD HAVE NO HANDS. BECOME SHAPLESS CONDUIT TO PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE.(4) YOU YELL AT A HEADLESS CORPSE.
knights! use the holy fapping weapons to kill the boss!(6) YOUR KNIGHTS BEGIN MAULING A CORPSE.
write horrible self-insert fanfiction where I punchout the lich, his big bads, the good guys, and become best friends of chuck norris and billy mays.(6) IT BECOMES SUCCESSFUL, AND YOUR CHARACTER IS ACTUALLY WELL ROUNDED. IT OUTSELLS YOINKS MEMOIR.
ASSUME A GHOSTLY FORM, AND CONTROL THE OTHER ME WITH MY POWERS! MWUAHAHA! THEN CRUSH MCCLAY!(5,4) YOU AND YOUR IDEAL SELF BECOME ONE, COMBINING HIS PHYSICAL PERFECTION WITH YOUR MENTAL PERFECTION. (3) YOU STEP ON MCCLAYS FOOT, CRUSHING THE BONES.
SCORN SELF FOR SUB PAR ENTRY(4) SCOLD ACCOMPLISHED. (1) YOU KILL ALL THE HEROES. GODDAMN IT, NOW I HAVE TO WORK THAT INTO THE LICHS RESURRECTION AS WELL. (1) "YOU'RE STUPID!"
UTILIZE SUN WARRIOR SPECIFIC ABILITIES AND REJUVENATE ALL HEROES
MAKE SNARKY COMMENTS AT LICH AND HIS MINIONS
BOSS TURN
"GODDAMN IT!"
The boss cried out in fury as jetexs blade soared towards him. Foolishly deciding not to move, it removes his head, then gets stuck in the wall. Spectral energy begins coursing out of the neck and torso of the killed boss. It gathers above the two, and the Arena cracks in half, dropping the fighters into hell. Because I said so. The energy gathers itself into a bobbing, florescent midair orb. Upon it, Jetexs face is shown, twisted into a bitter and angry expression. Moments later, it shifts to that of mcclays. Then, (4+1)
Post by: jetex1911 on July 31, 2012, 08:33:33 pm
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Come back into the battle as a shape-shifting demon
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 31, 2012, 08:34:16 pm
Post by: Megaman on July 31, 2012, 08:39:01 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2012, 08:46:42 pm
WHY DID YOU KILL ME AGAIN THIS IS SILLY
START OWN FACTION, GO RECRUIT SKELETON SWADIAN KNIGHTS AND RHODOK CROSSBOWMEN
DEFINE FACTION ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC CHAOTIC
Post by: Yoink on July 31, 2012, 08:46:56 pm
ALL OF THEM
ALSO USE BEACH HOUSE TO ENGAGE IN MOST DEBAUCHED AND VILE OF WASHED-UP-HERO ACTIVITIES: BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT
CHUG MARTINIS LIKE APPLE JUICE
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 31, 2012, 08:50:27 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2012, 08:51:49 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on July 31, 2012, 09:01:23 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 31, 2012, 09:21:05 pm
HUG WIFE.
Post by: Obdura on July 31, 2012, 09:26:10 pm
MAKE GOD AWFUL EXCUSE FOR MY ACTIONS
PARTICIPATE IN YOINK'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT WHILE SHOWING LICH A GOOD TIME
ANTI-CRUSH YOINK SHOULD HE BE CRUSHED
Post by: Caerwyn on July 31, 2012, 09:58:42 pm
Post by: Dirg on July 31, 2012, 11:38:30 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 01, 2012, 12:15:11 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 12:20:04 am
Initiating protocol XBN75. Operation Death is now underway.
FIAH TEH DEATH BEAM LAZORZZZZ AT TEH STUPID HEROZ!!1!1!ONE ONE
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 12:23:04 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 12:27:51 am
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Catch and then bind Jetex's soul into an evil minion.(6) DISREGARD 6, HE'S ALREADY IN A PHYSICAL FORM.
BOOGIE UNTIL YOU CAN JAM THE BOSS INTO OBLIVION(2) 70's MUSIC DOES NOT OCCUR IN HELL. I'M SORRY.
SILLY DEATH, I'VE BEEN DEAD ALL DAY(2) NO OWN FACTION, BUT (6) THE MOUNT AND BLADE REFERENCE GOES OFF RIGHT. OH WAIT. THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
WHY DID YOU KILL ME AGAIN THIS IS SILLY
START OWN FACTION, GO RECRUIT SKELETON SWADIAN KNIGHTS AND RHODOK CROSSBOWMEN
DEFINE FACTION ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC CHAOTIC
DO BOOK SIGNINGS(4) ALL BOOKS ARE SIGNED. (4) CORPSE HOUSE USED FOR BEACH VOLLEY BALL TOURNAMENT. SOMEHOW, YOUR HOUSE HAS NOT YET BEEN DESTROYED FOR BEING AN OFFENSE TO GOD, HUMAN NATURE AND DEMOCRACY. (5) MARTINIS INDEED CHUGGED LIKE APPLE JUICE.
ALL OF THEM
ALSO USE BEACH HOUSE TO ENGAGE IN MOST DEBAUCHED AND VILE OF WASHED-UP-HERO ACTIVITIES: BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT
CHUG MARTINIS LIKE APPLE JUICE
FIND SOUL OF PORSCHE IN HELL, RAM IT INTO THE LICH AT 88 MPH(4) SOMEHOW, YOUR PORSCHE HAD A SOU.L YOU RAM IT INTO THE ORB AT 88 MPH. ORB IS CHIPPED.
Summon BILLY MAYS and use my paperwork storm in tandem with his unique attack and Him's omnipotent powers to annihilate the orb from existence. If attacked, transform into Theodore Roosevelt to mitigate the damage.(3) IT WORKS LIKE YOU SAID, EXCEPT IT DOSEN'T. IT'S MUCH LESS IMPRESSIVE.
CRUSH YOINK, HIS HOUSE, HIS TOURNAMENT, AND HIS MARTINIS.(6) YOU CRUSH YOINK, HIS PROPERTY, HIS HOBBY AND HIS SOULMATES. (5) THEN YOU HUG YOUR WIFE. SHE DOSEN'T MIND BEING TOUCHED BY RAMBO COATED BY BLOOD, GUTS AND MUSCLES. SHE EVEN WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO YOUR EAR, AND IT MAKES YOU BLUSH. I CAN'T TYPE IT HERE, LEST THIS RTD TURN INTO ROLL TO FAP.
HUG WIFE.
"My condolences, heroes!"(1) NO EXCUSE OBTAINED, BUT ETERNAL SHAME OBTAINED INSTEAD. (4) YOU PARTICIPATE IN YOINKS TOURNAMENT, WORKING WITH YOINK TO WIN. THE LICH, BEING AN ALL-POWERFUL IDIOT, DOSEN'T CARE. (2) YOU CRY ON YOINKS CORPSE. FAIRY TALES LIED, IT DOSEN'T WORK.
MAKE GOD AWFUL EXCUSE FOR MY ACTIONS
PARTICIPATE IN YOINK'S BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT WHILE SHOWING LICH A GOOD TIME
ANTI-CRUSH YOINK SHOULD HE BE CRUSHED
CRUSH...THE...HEROES...(5) DIRG, OBDURA BOTH CRUSHED. THEY LOOK LIKE CRUSHED SODA CANS, EXCEPT THEY HAVE A LOT MORE BLOOD AND BONES.
ASCEND TO THE BEST ASTRAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE TO SLEEP!(2) YOU'RE STUCK IN THE WATER PLANE, AND THAT PLACE SUCKS.
BE USEFUL, PRESS OFF SWITCH ON ORB.(1) YOU ARE LESS THAN HELPFUL, YOU PRESS OFF SWITCH ON YOURSELF.
BECOME YOG SOTHOTH. BE ALL THE GATE AND THE KEY ON THIS BITCH.(1) YOU ARE NOT YOG SOTHOTH, YOU ARE DEAD. YOUR GM IS RUNNING LOW ON IMAGINATION JUICE.
"Caerwyn, haven't seen you in awhile! Hey, need some help?(4) BIG LAZOR OCCURS. IT KNOCKS HAUNTER AND HIS CAR MUCH CLOSER TO THE ORB.
Initiating protocol XBN75. Operation Death is now underway.
FIAH TEH DEATH BEAM LAZORZZZZ AT TEH STUPID HEROZ!!1!1!ONE ONE
I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.You're the biggest monster here.
BOSS TURN
The orb glows for a moment, before firing off another jet of magic. (1+1) It misses. The orb once again shifts faces, adopting the face of Haunter.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 12:32:11 am
MAKE DRAMATIC LAST WORDS TO ANY SURVIVORS OF FATEFUL BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT OF '12
LIVE ON IN EVERY GOOD PERSON'S HEART, INSPIRE GREAT BATTLE AGAINST EVIL
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 12:34:35 am
"Caerwyn, you have any preferences on which idiotic moron 'hero' I should shoot at?"
Fire at whoever Caerwyn tells me to with epic rocket launcher. If he doesn't say anyone, fire at random hero.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 12:39:45 am
Also, Ansontan will fire at Xantolos!
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 12:43:52 am
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I wonder if I still count as a hero after nearly breaking the game twice.You're the biggest monster here.
YAAAAY :D
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 01, 2012, 12:52:41 am
PUT AS MANY BYSTANDERS IN BETWEEN MYSELF AND GIYGAS RIPOFF
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 12:56:52 am
"GHHHKRRHLK--!"(2) NO SURVIVORS. (5) YOU LIVE ON THROUGH.
MAKE DRAMATIC LAST WORDS TO ANY SURVIVORS OF FATEFUL BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT OF '12
LIVE ON IN EVERY GOOD PERSON'S HEART, INSPIRE GREAT BATTLE AGAINST EVIL
"Well, that didn't work too well. Lets see, what else is in this battlesuit....HOLY SHIT! 5x5 BATTERY ROCKET LAUNCHER!"(1) "WARNING, OVERLOAD." THE ROCKETS EXPLODE, BUT AT THE WRONG TARGET. NAMELY, YOU.
"Caerwyn, you have any preferences on which idiotic moron 'hero' I should shoot at?"
Fire at whoever Caerwyn tells me to with epic rocket launcher. If he doesn't say anyone, fire at random hero.
Repair the Orb of any damages, and protect it! Protect it well! VERY WELL. Put everything into protecting it! Protectalavista! Protect!(2, 3) THE ORB REMAINS UNCHANGED, BUT YOU DO THROW UP A SHIELD AROUND IT.
Also, Ansontan will fire at Xantolos!
Transform into Old Spice Terry Crews, then use POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR to destructionate Giygas ripoff and Caerwyn. And the rest of the minions. Preferably by turning off the sun! But then it gets too cold (and Hell freezes over). So I make another sun! DOUBLE SUN POWEEEEERRRRR! *targets explodify*(3) YOU BECOME HALF TERRY CREWS, HALF UNDEAD ABOMINATION. (3) TURNS OUT,MTHE SUN HAS A DIM SWITCH, SO YOU PLAY WITH THAT. OH WAIT. UNDEAD DO BETTER IN THE DARK. AND YOU'RE LITERALLY IN HELL. (2) YOU FAIL TO MODIFY THE LIVING CONDITIONS IF THIS PLANET AND BECOME A VILLAIN MORE VILE THAN THE LICH EVER WAS.
CRASH VOLLEYBALL BEACH PARTY IN MY PORSCHE. LITERALLY(1) WOW, THIS PARTY LOOKS LESS LIKE A PARTY AND MORE LIKE A PLACE WHERE INNOCENTS WERE SLAUGHTERED. OH WAIT. YOUR PORSCHE CRASHES INTO GREENSTARS WIFE. (4) SHE'S HOLDING ON WELL, FOR SOMEONE WHO WAS JUST HIT BY A CAR.
PUT AS MANY BYSTANDERS IN BETWEEN MYSELF AND GIYGAS RIPOFF
BOSS TURN
(3+1)Another jet of magic bolts from the orb, catching Haunter in the stomach, causing the hero to collapse from the pain. It shifts faces again, taking that of Xantalos.
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Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 01:08:33 am
Say, how would I link something so that it seems like one word and not the whole url?
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 01:09:56 am
Run up to Xantalos and shoot my .357 Magnum at his head point blank.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 01:15:24 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 01:16:42 am
"Well shit. Evidently, that suit was BS. Looks like i'll have to do this the old fashioned way.For this...
Run up to Xantalos and shoot my .357 Magnum at his head point blank.
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 01:22:08 am
SUN WARRIOR NO GOOD. EXPLORE HELL AND FIND NEW LINE OF WORK AS ABYSSAL KNIGHT. ARMOR, SWORD AND ALL THAT JAZZ
TECHNICALLY STILL GOODIE GOODIE HERO, SO USE VOLLEYBALL PARTNER'S LIFE FORCE TO RESURRECT INTO 300FT TALL GLITTERING BLACK ARMORED SENTINEL
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 01:24:09 am
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 01:28:50 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 01:32:14 am
ATTEMPT POSSESS ORB AND FIRE ON EVIL DOERS.Not me! No sir. I'm not evil.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 01:42:39 am
So I out-eviled the villan. ...Huh. Anyway, use my Terry Crews half to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM) BLOCK the incoming beam attack, then topple a building on the orb with my building kick, and then EXPLOSIOOOONNN!!!(1) YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP TO ATTACK, DEPENDING ON YOU MUSCLES TO BLOCK THE BEAM. SILLY XANTALOS, YOUR UNDEAD HALF CAN'T RESIST BEAM ATTACKS. (1) YOU ALSO MANAGE TO TOPPLE A BUILDING ON YOURSELF.
Say, how would I link something so that it seems like one word and not the whole url?
(5v3) YOU RUSH HIM, BUT ARE PUNCHED IN THE HEAD BY HIS FIST. HE FAILS TO SNATCH YOUR WEAPON THOUGH."Well shit. Evidently, that suit was BS. Looks like i'll have to do this the old fashioned way.For this...
Run up to Xantalos and shoot my .357 Magnum at his head point blank.BLOCK! BLOCK! B-B-B-B-BLOOOOOCK!Actually, punch in one direction, making my arm stretch the whole way around the planet, punching ansontan2000 in the back of the head, KOing him. Then take his gun and shoot him with my monstrously distorted armhand thing.
ATTACK HAUNTER FOR RUNNING OVER MY WIFE AND SAVE HER TOO. STEAL PORSCHE.(1) YOU INNEFFECTUALLY FLAIL AT HAUNTER, HITTING YOURSELF IN THE GROIN WHILE YOU DO IT, (6) BUT YOU SAVE YOUR WIFE.
LIVE ON AS PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY ETERNAL SHAME(1) YOU BECOME A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SHAME. YOU ARE NOW VIRAL YOUTUBE VIDEOS. (6) BEING AN ABYSSAL KNIGHT, YOU FALL INTO AN ABYSS. PUNS ARE FANTASTIC. (5) YOU AND YOINK COMBINE TO FORM MEGAKNIGHT, HERO GIGANTIC.
SUN WARRIOR NO GOOD. EXPLORE HELL AND FIND NEW LINE OF WORK AS ABYSSAL KNIGHT. ARMOR, SWORD AND ALL THAT JAZZ
TECHNICALLY STILL GOODIE GOODIE HERO, SO USE VOLLEYBALL PARTNER'S LIFE FORCE TO RESURRECT INTO 300FT TALL GLITTERING BLACK ARMORED SENTINEL
Frown deeply, and announce that it's time for a coffee break. Conjure up a large table, 10-12 seats, some pots of hot coffee and brownies. Cutlery and cups, too, of course. Don't forget the cream and sugar. Invite everybody else to enjoy some, if they wish. Of course, that includes the Master.(6) THE COFFEE IS TOO HOT! EVERYONE BURNS THEIR MOUTH!
ATTEMPT POSSESS ORB AND FIRE ON EVIL DOERS.(5v6) YOU ENTER THE ORBS MIND, AND ENTER A BATTLE OF WILLS, WHICH IT WINS. DUE TO IT BEING A MINDLESS ENTITY, YOU ARE EJECTED BACK INTO YOUR OWN MIND.
BOSS TURN
It shifts its focus to Xantalos, then fires another bolt at him. (1+1) It misses this one as well.
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Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 01:45:30 am
Well, I guess...
Kill Obdura
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 01:49:05 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 01:53:40 am
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 02:04:54 am
GET REVENGE ON CAERWYN BY CRUSHING HIM BACK
IGNORE ULTIMATE TASK AT HAND AND ATTEND COFFEE BREAK CUZ APPARENTLY I MISSED OUT ON THAT
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 02:06:54 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 02:12:35 am
BACKPEDAL WHILE FIRING THE PISTOL!Noooo! It needs its job!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 02:14:31 am
Huh.(3) OBDURA HAS BEEN PARTIALLY KILLED. HE IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CRIME AGAINST NATURE.
Well, I guess...
Kill Obdura
GIVE ORB THE BIRD. POSSESS SOMETHING ON THE BATTLEFIELD, NEED NEW BODY!(3) THE BIRD HITS THE ORB WITH A CLANG. NOTICING YOUR LACK OF A BODY, (6) YOU POSSESS THE BIRD.
Since I'm only half a Terry Crews, I should grow my other half as Theodore Roosevelt! Then use POTATO CHIIIIPS power on the orb. Throw potato chips at minions.(3) THEO POPS OUT OF YOUR SIDE. IT'S DISTURBING. (2) IF BY POTATO CHIO POWER YOU MEAN GIVE MYSELF CARDIAC ARREST, YOU USED POTATO CHIP POWER.
CLIMB OUT OF ABYSS(again.) (5)YOU ATTEND THE COFFEE BREAK, AND HOBNOB WITH SOCIETAL ELITES. THEY FIND YOU AN ENGAGING AND INTERESTING PILE OF FLESH.
GET REVENGE ON CAERWYN BY CRUSHING HIM BACK
IGNORE ULTIMATE TASK AT HAND AND ATTEND COFFEE BREAK CUZ APPARENTLY I MISSED OUT ON THAT(3) YOU CLIMB OUT OF THE ABYSS, BRUISING YOURSELF A LITTLE. (1) IN YOU AT FINAL BOSS, CAERWYN CRUSH YOU!
BACKPEDAL WHILE FIRING THE PISTOL!(3) YOU BACKPEDAL, LETTING THE PISTOL FLY MANY ROUNDS. YOU MISS WITH ALL OF THEM.
BOSS TURN
(4) It begins vibrating, then a wave of blackness escapes from it's core, causing the heroes to get a migraine.
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Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 02:28:07 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 02:29:13 am
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 02:35:52 am
BEING A CRIME AGAINST NATURE, UNNATURALLY REVERT BACK TO PREVIOUS STATE BEFORE CRUSHING
IF NOT SPLIT FROM YOINK AND BURST OUT OF PILE OF FLESH AS NORMAL AVERAGE JOE KNIGHT
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 02:43:36 am
FLY AROUND ORB AND POOP ON IT IN AN ATTEMPT TO JAM LASER.(6) IT JAMS, THEN OVERHEATS. THE HEAT IS JETTISONED DIRECTLY AT YOU. IT'S NOT A PLEASANT FEELING.
Cardiac arrest? Close enough. Anyway, reach out with my abomination hand thing and rip out the sphere's core, destroying it. With my other hand, shoot ansontan2000 with my Bruce Lee gun.(1) YOU GIVE YOUR HAND A NASTY BRUISE AGAINST THE ORBS EXTERIOR. (3) A TINY BRUCE LEE POPS OUT, THEN BRUISES HIS THIGHS.
DANG.(1, 2) YOU FAIL BOTH. THATS GOTTA STING.
BEING A CRIME AGAINST NATURE, UNNATURALLY REVERT BACK TO PREVIOUS STATE BEFORE CRUSHING
IF NOT SPLIT FROM YOINK AND BURST OUT OF PILE OF FLESH AS NORMAL AVERAGE JOE KNIGHT
BOSS TURN
An ominous purple glow emanates from it.
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Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 02:45:43 am
Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 02:55:07 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 02:56:08 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 03:00:52 am
DIVEBOMB ORB. TELL SELF AM DA BOMB, SEE IF TRUE.(5) IT IS TRUE. THROUGH HEROIC SELF SACRIFICE, YOU SHATTER THE ORB, AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU DON'T WIN THE RTD YET.
SIDLE OVER TO MY BOSS, ASK HIM HIS HEALTH STATUS AND WHAT HE'D PLAN TO DO WITH THESE PESKY, DETERMINED 'HEROES'.IT'S BUSY, WAITING FOR THE GM TO GIVE IT A FINAL FORM.
Pull out a high caliber sniper rifle, and blow Xantalos' head off for the love of god!(3) BITS AND PIECES FLY OFF, BUT HIS CRANIUM MOSTLY STAYS INTACT.
BOSS TURN
The orbs shards rattle for a moment, then reform the orb. The top and bottom of the orb slowly slide open, and white energy slowly courses out of the holes, up into the earth and down into the demonic soil. The stream of energy is growing more intense, but you get the feeling this is a cutscene.
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Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:02:25 am
"Hey, bro. I'd not like to interrupt and all, but how d'you feel about them pesky heroes and their determination to smash us into oblivion...because we exist, y'know?
"Oh, and do you have a health bar?"
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 01, 2012, 03:03:09 am
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 03:07:29 am
HURL GIANT CHUNK OF FLESH/CRUSHED ARMOR PIECE AT DIRG TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY
HOBNOB WITH THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF IN ORDER TO OBTAIN (UN)RIGHTEOUS NEW FORM OF MY VERY OWN
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 03:10:13 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 03:10:42 am
Use god powers to annihilate everything except me, while fixing my handsome cranium.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 03:22:21 am
Interrupt non-interactive cutscene by poking the boss.(2) HE IGNORES YOU.
"Hey, bro. I'd not like to interrupt and all, but how d'you feel about them pesky heroes and their determination to smash us into oblivion...because we exist, y'know?
"Oh, and do you have a health bar?"
RUN OVER GREENSTAR'S WIFE AGAIN ON THE WAY TO MCDONALDS. EAT HAPPY MEAL TO REGAIN FULL HEALTH WHILE WATCHING CUT SCENE(1) GREENSTARS WIFE IS THROUGH WITH YOUR BULLSHIT. SHE GRABS YOUR CAR, AND HURLS YOU INTO MCDONALDS, SCREAMING LIKE A MADWOMAN. SHE THEN GRABS GREENSTARS, TELLING HIM THAT IF HE CHEATS ON HER, IT WILL LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT WORSE.(5) HAPPY MEAL OBTAINED! HEALTH RESTORED!
SLITHER TO THE HEROES' AID AND BE USEFUL FOR ONCE, DISTRIBUTING BAGS OF POPCORN FURTHERING ENJOYMENT OF CUTSCENE(1,1,1) YOU SUFFER CRITICAL EXISTANCE FAILURE, AND THE GM SMITES YOU OUT OF THE GAME.
HURL GIANT CHUNK OF FLESH/CRUSHED ARMOR PIECE AT DIRG TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY
HOBNOB WITH THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF IN ORDER TO OBTAIN (UN)RIGHTEOUS NEW FORM OF MY VERY OWN
BE REBORN AS META-PHOENIX. EMPOWER HEROIC ALLIES WITH FLAME ENCHANTMENTS AND RESISTANCE DURING CUTSCENE.(5) YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY, A GREAT EAGLE FORMED OF FLAME. YOU LAND NEXT TO YOUR COMPANIONS, AND EMBUE THEM WITH YOUR POWER. (5) A FLAMING WALL FORMS AROUND THEM, BEFORE CONDENSING INTO A SMALL RUNE UPON THEIR FOREHEAD.
Love of God...perfect! Get married to Christian God using undeniable charm as a hybrid Terry Crews/Teddy Roosevelt abomination with his head blown apart, then divorce God, getting all His powers in exchange for letting Him keep the kids (don't ask).(6) GOD DOMESTICALLY ABUSES YOU. WHAT WITH IT BEING GOD AND ALL, YOU'RE VAPORIZED DAMN NEAR INSTANTLY. KIND OF A DOUCHEBAG FOR BEING A GOD.
Use god powers to annihilate everything except me, while fixing my handsome cranium.
BOSS TURN
By now, the energy is taking on a more corporeal form. Gaining mass from the air and earth around it, its texture shifts into that of granite. The reassembled orb hurtles up the beam of energy, and behind it, the energy expands. It forms a massive tower, stretching from hell to the heavens. Upon it, hieroglyphs and symbols of all sorts are carved. Massive curving stairs rise from the earth, fitted to the tower. The symbols begin glowing a soft purple light.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Heroes, are you prepared? HeHeHeHeHa!"
Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:24:12 am
Try to abolish the heroes' concept of cheating the final boss' system! No artifacts!
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 03:28:06 am
Possess the boss' energy thing and form it into the shape of Fred Rogers.
Get everyone the f*ck out of my neighborhood.
Post by: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 03:29:47 am
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 03:32:37 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 03:47:06 am
((I swear that 2 was pre-rolled. :P))(4) NOW ONLY ONE MAJOR EXPLOIT REMAINS!
Try to abolish the heroes' concept of cheating the final boss' system! No artifacts!
Sorry, Tiruin :P(1) YOUR CONCEPT OF POSSESSION IS RUNNING INTO THE TOWER. YOU SNAP YOUR NECK ON THE HARD GRANITE,
Possess the boss' energy thing and form it into the shape of Fred Rogers.
Get everyone the f*ck out of my neighborhood.
PRAY TO HURT BOSS
"No foul lich, it is you who needs to prepare!" BURN TIRUIN TO A CRISP WITH FLAMES IN AWESOME SHOW OF POWER!(2) AND THUS, ICE CREAM WAS USED IN THE FINAL FORM OF THE BOSS FIGHT.
BOSS TURN
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What kind of heroes are you, who fears evil? You seem more like zeroes to me! Ha!"
The tower continues being there.
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Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:50:14 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 03:51:55 am
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?((I hate to give out hints, but CLIMB THE TOWER!))
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 03:52:38 am
Post by: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 03:52:55 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 03:58:14 am
Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 03:59:34 am
((I'm a minion. :P))MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?((I hate to give out hints, but CLIMB THE TOWER!))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:10:53 am
MOVE IN FRONT OF FINAL BOSS, ACTING LIKE A DISGUSTING AVATAR OF FAMINE TO ANYONE WHO WISHES TO ATTACK THE...ICE CREAM?(3) YOU ARE NOW A SOMEWHAT GROSS AVATAR OF MIDLY DISCOMFORTING HUNGER, DEFENDING THE ICE CREAM.
MELT ICE CREAM WITH INTENSE HEAT TRANFORMING IT INTO A STICKY MESS TO GET THE EVIL MINIONS STUCK IN.USING THE QUICK WITS FOUND IN THIS THREAD, YOU MELT THE ICE CREAM AROUND TIRUIN, RATHER THAN ATTACKING HIM! (4) IT'S STICKY AND GROSS.
SHOVE ANTIPSYCHOTICS INTO MOUTH OF BOSS(1) YOU CAN'T FIND HIS MOUTH, SO YOU SHRUG AND EAT THEM. BAD MOVE. YOU AWAKEN IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX, WEDDING RING ON YOUR FINGER AND SOMETHING NEXT TO YOU.
(5,3)YOU COLLAPSE THE TOWER SO WELL, IT JUST FOLDS INTO THE GROUND. THEN, YOU AND THE FINAL ROUGH RIDER RIDE IN. HE COLLAPSES RIGHT THERE. MAYBE A LONG DEAD CALVARY DIVISION FROM THE 1800s WASN'T A GOOD IDEA FOR BACKUP.
I thought I got disintegrated! Ah well! A broken neck is nothing to Theodore Crews! Use building kick to collapse tower so the roof is on the ground, then charge in with the rough riders!
BOSS TURN
"So... Xantalos, you wish to be the first to die?"
The orb opens up, and a gaudily dressed man walks out. Behind him, the business suited man of his previous incarnation follows, and finally, his original lich like form walks out. The orb then falls onto the ground, faintly glowing. Grinning widely, the first form wanders over to Xantalos, and plants a firm kiss upon his lips.
"Greetings, pick yer poison!"
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Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 04:16:06 am
BECAUSE: MELTED ICE CREAM ISN'T GOOD.
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 04:17:40 am
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:19:22 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 04:20:29 am
Post by: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 04:23:24 am
SMOTHER SOMETHING WITH PILLOW
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:36:52 am
BECOME AN AMALGAM OF ENERGY AND UNPROCESSED STARCH!(3) UHH... CONGRATS.
BECAUSE: MELTED ICE CREAM ISN'T GOOD.
Fire at anyone who tries to interfere with the boss and Xantalos' conversation.YOU OPEN FIRE UPON THE BANES AND TAKEIS. (3v1) THEY TURN, AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.
SUMMON SIR ELTON JOHN TO PLAY PIANO THEME MUSIC FOR BATTLE. BEGIN FORGING SACRED WEAPON FOR XANTALOS(4) HE DOES. IT'S NICE. (2) SO NICE, YOU LOSE YOURSELF TO IT AND JUST SPACE OUT.
Reveal that I had Batman and Robin lip-condoms on, and summon Bane from The Dark Knight Rises, and initiate beatdown of all 3 lich incarnations. For fun, have a swarm of voracious tiny George Takeis fly out of one's anus and devour him.(4) BANE COMES. HE IS SUBSEQUENTLY DISTRACTED BY ANTSONTAN, (4) AS ARE THE TAKEIS. OOPS.
OH SHIT(5) YOU KILL BANE WITH A PILLOW. WAT.
SMOTHER SOMETHING WITH PILLOW
BOSS TURN
"So, this so called hero decides to use minions? Isn't that our job? Ah well, he was going to team up on us. How about we show him how fair that is?"
(6,6,3) Two of them rush Xantalos, one tripping him, then the others catching him on the way down with a knee. The final one fires a bolt at him, but he quickly rolls to the side, only getting burned.
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Post by: Corai on August 01, 2012, 04:39:01 am
Appear out of nowhere and strike up a conversation with the boss about the weather, attempting to be friendly.
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:40:51 am
Post by: Dragor23 on August 01, 2012, 04:48:03 am
Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 04:50:36 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 04:50:45 am
Anyways, explode into a gigantic grill, grilling everyone near me to incineration! Then unleash my hordes of Bruce Lees, George Takeis, beauracrats, telemarketers, Him, Bane, and the original Old Spice Guy on everyone. Oh, and an army of Fabios too, for anyone who's watched Mano a Mano in el bano. Dual wielding SOPA and PIPA, go all out on my targets while spitting a metric fuckton of peanuts at the lich.
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 05:00:57 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 05:07:50 am
-Going off that anyone can join in, apologizes if this is not the case.-(1) "The weather seems like murder to me." the boss says to you. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" YOU ASK. "This." he replies, as he casually rips your windpipe out.
Appear out of nowhere and strike up a conversation with the boss about the weather, attempting to be friendly.
BREATHE FIRE ON LICH AND CLONES, ESPECIALLY IF XALTAN IS IN WAY. SHOULD BE FINE, BLESSED WITH FIRE RESISTANCE.(2) HOW EMBARRASSING. YOU BREATHE GARLIC INSTEAD.
THROW FLUFFY WAMBLERS AT BOSS(5) A WAMBLER STRIKES THE SUITED MAN, SHATTERING HIM. HIS ESSENCE FLOWS INTO THE OTHER TWO.
Smother the nearest hero with my intoxicating sweets.(1) THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, SO I JUST DROP YOU WHERE THE APEX OF THE TOWER USED TO BE.
Dirg, of course I'll be fine; I'm Theodore Crews!(2v4+1&4+1) (4v4+1&4+1) (2v4+1&4+1) THE TWO REMAINING BOSSES PIMP SLAP YOUR SOPA AND PIPA AWAY BEFORE LOCKING YOU INSIDE THE GRILL. LUCKILY FOR YOU, DIRGS GIFT KICKS IN, AND YOU SURVIVE. WHEN YOU GET OUT, THE TWO BOSSES ARE STANDING THERE UPON A PILE OF FABIO CORPSES.
Anyways, explode into a gigantic grill, grilling everyone near me to incineration! Then unleash my hordes of Bruce Lees, George Takeis, beauracrats, telemarketers, Him, Bane, and the original Old Spice Guy on everyone. Oh, and an army of Fabios too, for anyone who's watched Mano a Mano in el bano. Dual wielding SOPA and PIPA, go all out on my targets while spitting a metric fuckton of peanuts at the lich.
CURSE FATE AND GET TOSSED INTO FRAY AS NEW CHARACTER(1) FATE DISLIKES YOU MORE. NOW YOU'L NEVER GET A DATE FOR PROM. LOL IDUNNO.
BOSS TURN
"Look brother, Xantalos is back."
"Yes, let's."
They turn to gaze at Xantalos, and the (4+1) lich resurrects the third boss, redistributing the energy. (6+1) The jester form just walks towards him, slowly picking up speed until he becomes a blur.(2v6+1) Xantalos futily tries to defend himself, but to no avail, as his neck is first snapped, then his limbs removed. The bosses walk up to Dirg. The lich takes the lead in this conversation.
"Greetings, Dirg. As you can see, your friend over there did not pose much of a challenge. Let's hope you pose more of one. Pick one of us. Just a tip, your pal over there is what happens when you choose all of us."
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 05:11:53 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 01, 2012, 06:09:54 am
Shoot anybody that tries to fight him.
Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 07:56:12 am
FORCES OF GOOD DESPERATELY NEED A HERO
USE ALL OF MY DISEMBODIED LIFE FORCE TO SUMMON SUPERPOWERED TIME-TRAVELLING JOHN TRAVOLTA
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 01, 2012, 07:59:43 am
SELF: REMOTELY ACTIVATE GRAVITY
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NOOO! Rig the dice to roll fives!'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
By the time the turns really start flowing, I'm asleep!RIG THE DICE TO NOT ROLL AT ALL
TUMBLE INSTEAD
Post by: zomara0292 on August 01, 2012, 08:41:32 am
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Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 12:11:59 pm
'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
Post by: Kaiserr on August 01, 2012, 12:16:35 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on August 01, 2012, 12:19:18 pm
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Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 01:26:09 pm
NOOO! Rig the dice to roll fives!'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 03:27:23 pm
BECOME INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEING
BOOST MORALE ON 'HEROES' SIDE BY PROVIDING WORDS OF WISDOM/ENCOURAGEMENT
(yes I will keep trying)
Post by: Corai on August 01, 2012, 03:41:45 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 01, 2012, 04:03:23 pm
>BUT NOT THE STRONGEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I PUNCH THE LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE STRONGEST
>
>SO I PUNCH HIS MINIONS
>AND THE GOOD GUYS
>AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:08:58 pm
Well, I'll be gone for the next several hours; so argleblarg. By the way, lich, who are you calling hero? I froze over Hell! (among other things). Also, go Monty Python's rabbit on their asses. Legendary biter and all that. Plus POWEEEEERRR(4v2+1) YOU BIT ONE. HOPE YOU HAVE RABIES OR SOMETHING, THAT'S NOT DOING MUCH ON ITS OWN.
Swear fealty to the boss(3) THE LICH SHRUGS.
Shoot anybody that tries to fight him.
AM METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF JUSTICE AND GOODNESS(4) ACCOMPANIED BY 80s SPEED ROCK, YOU BRING IN THE SPTTJT.
FORCES OF GOOD DESPERATELY NEED A HERO
USE ALL OF MY DISEMBODIED LIFE FORCE TO SUMMON SUPERPOWERED TIME-TRAVELLING JOHN TRAVOLTA
MECHALIZARD: USE PICKAXE TO REMOVE ALL OF THE TOWER'S SUPPORT(2) MECHALIZARD DOSEN'T WANT TO. (6) YOU DECREASE YOUR PERSONAL GRAVITY, TURNING YOU INTO PAVEMENT MUSH. (1) NOW THE DICE ARE STUCK ROLLING AS THEY NORMALLY WOULD.
SELF: REMOTELY ACTIVATE GRAVITY
Edit:NOOO! Rig the dice to roll fives!'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
RIG THE DICE TO NOT ROLL AT ALL
TUMBLE INSTEAD
Jumps onto someone at random and absorb them. use the energy to mutate my body.(1)YOU JUMP ONTO CAERWYN AND GIVE HIM ALL YOUR POWER. (1) YOU'RE TOO DEAD TO MUTATE.
'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORM(4) YOU ARE NOW A 10-YEAR OLD WITH PSYCHIC POWERS.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
>die, become god of the holy order of fapping.(5) THE GREAT GOD OF FAPPING HAS COME! (4) THE PROPHETS SPREAD YOUR RELIGION. IT'S LIKE PAGANISM NOW, BUT INSTEAD OF GOTHS ADOPTING IT, IT'S POPULAR AMONG NECKBEARDS.
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LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN.(1) IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE RIGHT, THEN A PELVIC THRUST. IT'S THE STEP TO THE LEFT THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSAAAANNNEEE. OH WAIT. THAT'S THE SUNDER MY FLESH. YOUR FLESH IS SUNDERED.
STEP ON JOHN TRAVOLTA YOINK SUMMONED.(3) YOU DISREGARD HIS SUPERPOWERS AND TRY TO STEP ON HIM.YOU STEP ON HIS TOE.
USE DRILL PECK ON ORIGINAL LICH.(5) IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! HIS ARM IS REMOVED.
(1) XANTALOS HAS ALREADY SCREWED THAT UP, AND IT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES. THUS, I PUSH YOU INTO BATTLE WITH KAISERR.'Err... this isn't how I was supposed to come back...' thought Jetex. Preschoolers aren't renowned for their fighting prowess. SHAPESHIFT INTO A MORE COMBAT READY FORMSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Tell me about it, man. Damn.
Anyhow, Rig everybody's dice to roll a SIX on the next turn! Including mine! (By next, I mean the turn after this, of course.
SUMMON AN ION CANNON AND SHOOT IT AT EVERYONE.(6) YOUR FIRST TARGET IS NAMED KAISERR. OOPS.
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FORGET PROM, THERE IS/ARE LICH(S) TO VANQUISH(5, 5) OBDURA THE WATCHER IS BORN. HE YELLS AT PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD.
BECOME INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEING
BOOST MORALE ON 'HEROES' SIDE BY PROVIDING WORDS OF WISDOM/ENCOURAGEMENT
(yes I will keep trying)
Before I die of suffocation, I kick the lich in spite.(5) YOU KICK THE JESTER LICH IN SPITE. IT BUSTS HIS LEG. HE LAUGHS.
>I AM THE STRONGEST(6,6,5,6) YOU PUNCH THE LICH SO HARD, YOUR POWER GOES INTO THEM, RESTORING THEIR HEALTH. DITTO WITH THE MINIONS. YOU PUNCH THE HEROES HOWEVER, AND THINGS START TO BREAK. (6) YOU BECOME THE FRIEND OF BILLY MAYS AND CHUCK NORRIS. SADLY, YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT THEY CALL TO MOVE FURNITURE UP STAIRS AND STUFF.
>BUT NOT THE STRONGEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I PUNCH THE LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE STRONGEST
>IM NOTBUT IM NOT THE STRONGEST
>SO I PUNCH HIS MINIONS
>AND THE GOOD GUYS
>AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS
BOSS TURN
"You... I will destroy you!"
(6+1) He gestures wildly, and various imps and skeletons raise themselves from the earth. They rush Dirg, mauling him and generally killing him.
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Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 01, 2012, 04:16:25 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 01, 2012, 04:20:34 pm
MECHALIZARD: EQUIP EXCALIBUR, BECOME MECHASWORDLIZARDLORD
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 01, 2012, 04:35:06 pm
>BUT NOT THE BESTEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE BESTEST
>BUT IM NOT THE
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON THEM TOO
>AND DARK SPELL ON HEROES
>THEN I GET PROPER RESPECT FROM BILLY MAYS AND CHUCK NORRIS.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 04:43:58 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:57:49 pm
THROW BRICK THROUGH TOWER WINDOW(5) BRICK THROWN. OLD MEN ANGERED.
PUNCH JOHN TRAVOLTA IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH LEADERSHIP(4) TRAVOLTA BOWS BEFORE YOU. (2) THE LIZARD CAN'T HOLD SWORDS, AS IT LACKS OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
MECHALIZARD: EQUIP EXCALIBUR, BECOME MECHASWORDLIZARDLORD
>I AM THE BESTEST(6) YOU CAST HOLY ON THE JESTER, JUST AS HIS TYPE CHANGES. DAMN IT GUYS, STOP HEALING THE BOSS. (3) YOU HIT TIRUIN WITH IT. IT KIND OF STINGS, I GUESS. (2) YOU CAST METEOR ON THE HEROES, AND THEY RECIEVE ICE CREAM. WAIT, WHAT? (2) MAYS AND NORRIS LAUGH AT YOU.
>BUT NOT THE BESTEST
>AND I AT FINAL BOSS
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON LICH
>AND HIS MINIONS SAY IM THE BESTEST
>BUT IM NOT THEBETSETBESTEST
>SO I USE HOLY SPELL ON THEM TOO
>AND DARK SPELL ON HEROES
>THEN I GET PROPER RESPECT FROM BILLY MAYS AND CHUCK NORRIS.
I PUNT raptorfangamer OFF THE TOWER FOR TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HIS POINT ACROSS.(4) THAT WAS HARSH. HE LANDS IN A CRUMPLED HEAP.
BOSS TURN:
The trio of bosses approach raptor.
"You? Who do you choose? You're going to lose."
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 04:58:43 pm
Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 01, 2012, 05:04:52 pm
>use the power of one-liners and entropy to
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 01, 2012, 05:06:28 pm
ALSO GET OWN FACTION ALREADY THIS IS SILLY WE AREN'T EVEN HEROES
DEATH STAR: CHARGE ONIMOUSLY
Post by: mcclay on August 01, 2012, 05:08:33 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 05:19:21 pm
Post by: Corai on August 01, 2012, 05:29:52 pm
Post by: Obdura on August 01, 2012, 05:44:58 pm
CREATE BLOCKBUSTER FILM OF THE MILLENNIUM BY FILMING BATTLE, OBTAIN NOBEL PRIZE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 06:11:36 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 07:02:30 pm
Oh man. I'm so sick...
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 08:01:38 pm
Transform into this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwNkWtPhBs&feature=youtube_gdata_player(3) THE LICH IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR SCREAMING.
Use MAYO POWER to DESTROY the LICHES! Also let Mr Fox do his thing with the minions.
I choose nobody!(5) ICE CREAM PARTY!
>use the power of one-liners and entropy todefeat them allgive them ice cream!
MECHALIZARD, TRAVOLTA, SELF: COMBINE POWERS TO BECOME THE DEATH STAR(1) MECHALIZARD EATS ALL OF YOU THEN TAKES A NAP. (5) A TRIBE BEGINS WORSHIPPING HIM.
ALSO GET OWN FACTION ALREADY THIS IS SILLY WE AREN'T EVEN HEROES
DEATH STAR: CHARGE ONIMOUSLY
SHOOT LICH WITH AK-47.(5) YOU SPRAY THE LICH WITH AK BULLETS (5V5+1&2+1&6+1) THE ORIGINAL FORM AND THE JESTER FORM FLAIL ABOUT, REFLECTING THE BULLETS. BUSINESS MAN FORM JUST FLAILS ABOUT.
AM META-PHEONIX! RISE FROM ASHES AND USE OVERHEAT ON EVERYONE!(5) YOU RAISE FROM DEAD IN MASSIVE BURST OF FLAME. (4) OVERHEAT DONE! ICE CREAM PROTECTS TIRUIN, BOSSES AND RAPTOR. OTHER HEROES SHIELDED BY YOUR BLESSING. THE OTHERS SUFFER SLIGHT BURNS.
Respawn, throw rocks at tower windows.(2) YOU RESPAWN AS INANIMATE PILE OF ICE CREAM.
HA, AM UNTOUCHABLE ALL-POWERFUL WATCHER, SUMMON AND ORDER SILVER SURFER TO USE THE POWER COSMIC (PREFERABLY ON BADIES AND GUYS TRYING TO BLOW SHIT UP)(4,1) SILVER SURFER SHOWS UP AND BEGINS ATTACKING. FILM FLOPS. WELCOME TO BANKRUPCY.
CREATE BLOCKBUSTER FILM OF THE MILLENNIUM BY FILMING BATTLE, OBTAIN NOBEL PRIZE
SCREAM AT HEROES. BECAUSE AM RAAAAAMBOOOOOO AND....YEAH.(5) SCREAMING ACHIEVED.
Kill Kaiser?(6) KAISER KILLED! OH WAIT. KAISER HAS ASCENDED INTO GODHOOD!
Oh man. I'm so sick...
BOSS TURN
"... That. Was. Not. Nice."
(5+1) The lich sprints over to the fallen boss, and infuses him with health. (2+1) The jester backflips over to mcclay, and disassembles his weapons.
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Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 08:07:01 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 08:08:56 pm
UNLEASH ASS-KICKINGS ON BAD DUDES
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 01, 2012, 08:09:05 pm
HAIL ENTROPY!
Post by: Corai on August 01, 2012, 08:12:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 08:14:20 pm
Post by: Kaiserr on August 01, 2012, 08:18:56 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 08:22:11 pm
THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.Turn it into Gummy from Mlp.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 08:29:08 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on August 01, 2012, 08:30:40 pm
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"BURN!"
PYROKINESIS ON MCCLAY
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 08:40:57 pm
A god? Perfect! Fashion the "Godslayer" weapon. A beautiful *Cat bone crossbow* with studded bolts. Shoot Kaiser with it. Kill him.(4) IT'S A CAT BONE CROSSBOW (1) YOU FIRE IT AT KAISERR, BUT IT ARCS AROUND THE EARTH TO STRIKE YOU IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.
USE ICECREAM ON EVERYONE INDIVIDUALLY! THAT MEANS SOMEONE GETS A TWO FROM ME AND ICECRAM WILL TURN INTO SOMETHING ELSE!(4) UH... WHAT? THEY ARE ALL COVERED WITH ICE CREAM.
HAIL ENTROPY!
TRAVOLTA: BURST FORTH FROM MECHALIZARD IN SPRAY OF MECHAGUTS(5) TRAVOLTA BREAKS OUT OF MECHALIZARD, BLOOD, GUTS AND MACHINERY FLIES EVERYWHERE. (1) HE GOES AND GETS HIMSELF INTO A SCANDAL.
UNLEASH ASS-KICKINGS ON BAD DUDES
SEDUCE A RANDOM HERO TO EAT ME, THEN TAKE THEIR BODY WHEN THEY DO.(3) HERACLES TAKES A FEW BITES, BUT FINDS YOU DISGUSTING.
Repeat my god marriage - divorce - get powers plan on Kaiser.(2) THE DIVORCE IS LOST IN PAPERWORK. (4) YOU GAIN THE POWER... TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. (5) YOU PLAN OF KAISER, FOR WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.(5) THE XANTALOS HAS BEEN DEVOURED BY THE CROC.
(3v5) IF GUMMYIES LOOK LIKE SMALL CROCODILES DEVOURING YOU, SUCCESS.THROW A SMALL CROCODILE AT XANTALOS.Turn it into Gummy from Mlp.
ADOPT CROCODILE AS FAMILY PET OF AWESOOOOOOOME.(6) IT HAS BEEN ADOPTED. IT GOES FOR YOUR WIFES LEG. (3v2) SHE DODGES.
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"BURN!"
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BOSS TURN
"So... Mr. Travolta... You have come for me once more? Come, choose one of me, and we shall end this right here."
Challenge given.
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Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 08:46:50 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 08:47:05 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 08:58:09 pm
CUE LAUGH TRACK
TRAVOLTA: EXTREME DANCE-OFF AGAINST BOSS
OLD-SCHOOL DISCO MUSIC
NEON LIGHTS
FUNK IT UP
Post by: mcclay on August 01, 2012, 09:09:04 pm
Post by: Corai on August 01, 2012, 09:10:53 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 09:11:44 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 09:14:20 pm
"We still have unfinished buisness monster." HEAT UP ICE CREAM AROUND ORIGINAL LICH MORE MAKING IT HARDEN INTO A CEMENT LIKE SHELL TO TRAP HIM.(1) OH GOD, YOU HEATED YOURSELF, NOT THE ICE CREAM. YOU DIE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DEATH.
Take control of crocodile and transform into Gustave, the legendary crocodile from that one country. Then team up with Fenrir from the Norse pantheon to devour the universe.(6) CROCODILE TAKES CONTROL OF YOU DURING THE MENTAL BATTLE. YOU BECOME KANGAROO JACK INSTEAD. FENRIR DOSEN'T LIKE KANGAROOS.
"THAT'S OUR TRAVOLTA!"(5) LAUGH TRACK ACCEPTED, THIS RTD BECOMES SUCCESSFUL SITCOM. (1) NO DANCE-OFF OCCURRED. (3) TRAVOLTA STILL FUNKS IT UP THOUGH. NOT TOO FUNKY.
CUE LAUGH TRACK
TRAVOLTA: EXTREME DANCE-OFF AGAINST BOSS
OLD-SCHOOL DISCO MUSIC
NEON LIGHTS
FUNK IT UP
SURGICALLY REPLACE MY LEGS WITH AK-47'S.(1) THEY BUTCHER THE SURGERY, ACCIDENTALLY REPLACING THE BRAIN INSTEAD OF THE LEGS.
Shake off the slight headache that I have, and forget how to die.(3) YOUR HEADACHE IS EVEN LESS SEVERE. (1) YOU FORGET HOW TO LIVE.
GIVE MCCLAY AMMO FOR HIS AK-47 LEGS.(6) YOU STUFF AMMUNTION INTO HIS BRAIN, KILLING HIM EVEN MORE.
BOSS TURN
"A dance-off? How about we let him handle this one.
"Jester, head on out there."
(1+1) He immediately trips and falls onto his face.Hee. Hee.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 09:18:21 pm
RAMBO HATES TRAVOLTA.
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 09:18:37 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 09:22:36 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 01, 2012, 09:33:19 pm
BOTH MINION AND HERO
>I, RAPTOR THE PRIEST OF MORPHING ICECREAM USE ICECREAM ON THE LICH
oh boy I hope I get a two I hope I get a two.
Post by: Yoink on August 01, 2012, 09:37:05 pm
EXIST ONLY AS METAPHYSICAL IDEA OF GOODNESS
CROC CANNOT EAT INTANGIBLE CONCEPT
HA
Post by: Caerwyn on August 01, 2012, 09:42:45 pm
I dare say that this, my good friend, is the longest-running mini-RTD yet!
Post by: jetex1911 on August 01, 2012, 09:47:00 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 01, 2012, 10:26:32 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 11:43:42 pm
TRAIN CROC PET TO ATTACK(3) IT BITES AT METAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS, GIVING YOINK A SWIFT NIP.YOINKMETAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS. HAVE IT ATTACK YOINK.
RAMBO HATES TRAVOLTA.
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE.
WUT! META PHOENIX DIE FROM HEAT? RETCON DEATH, UNACCEPTABLE!(5) DEATH RETCONNED.
Kangaroo Jack? Perfect! Engage in epic dance-off with liches, beating the shit out of them while doing so.(5) YOU BEGIN AN EPIC DANCE OFF, (6)CLEARING UP THEIR GASTROINTESTINAL ISSUES AT THE SAME TIME!
YES(1) YOU LOSE YOUR HERO STATUS CAUSED BY A GM GOOF UP.
BOTH MINION AND HERO
>I, RAPTOR THE PRIEST OF MORPHING ICECREAM USE ICECREAM ON THE LICH
oh boy I hope I get a two I hope I get a two.
AM ALREADY DEADYOUR METAPHYSICALLITY DOES NOT PROTECT YOU FROM SUPER CROC.
EXIST ONLY AS METAPHYSICAL IDEA OF GOODNESS
CROC CANNOT EAT INTANGIBLE CONCEPT
HA
Sob quietly in a corner, watching some Sporinball TaperZ, and hope that the RNG starts to like me again.(6) YOU CRY ALL OF YOUR FLUIDS OUT. SORRY, THE RNG DOSEN'T LIKE YOU YET.
I dare say that this, my good friend, is the longest-running mini-RTD yet!
Telekinesis on that Jester! Also, attempt to create a mental barrier, in case anyone attempts to attack me.(1) THE JESTER EASILY REVERSES THE CONDUIT TO INCREASE YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE EXPONENTIALLY. IT'S NOT PRETTY. YOU'RE A BIT TOO DEAD TO CREATE A MENTAL BARRIER.
SHOOT AT JETEX WITH BRAIN-AK-47'S(6) YOU FIRE AT YOUR MEMORIES OF JETEX USING YOUR BRAIN AKs. OH WAIT, THAT TEARS THROUGH YOUR BRAIN.
BOSS TURN:
"Well then... If it's a dance you want, it's a dance you'll get!"
With a wild smirk and a quick jitter, he (3) does the macarena.
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Post by: Tiruin on August 01, 2012, 11:51:55 pm
Tick off those who we defeated.
Put a smiley right next to 'Dirg'
Post by: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 11:56:48 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2012, 11:57:56 pm
Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.
Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.
*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.
Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?
Post by: mcclay on August 01, 2012, 11:59:51 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 12:07:37 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 12:08:41 am
Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...Isn't it frozen over since I turned off the sun?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 02, 2012, 12:26:11 am
Read a list of all who wish to attack my boss.(2) NO, LIST OF ICE CREAM INSTEAD.
Tick off those who we defeated.
Put a smiley right next to 'Dirg'
(Man, at this point I think I've come back more then the final boss. Also dem 5s on revivals, woot.) "Sorry about that, spontaneous combustion and all. Right, where was I?"CLAW OG LICH'S EYES OUT WITH TALONS!(4) YOU BRUISE ONE OF THE BUSINESS MANS EYES.
Bite open the chest of one lich, then frce him to the ground and shit into the cavity. Let it ferment and hatch into hundreds of thousands of kangaroo larvae, which consume him from the inside out and gain a little of his traits a la Alien, AND THEY'RE LOYAL TO ME(3) YOU BITE ONE OF THE LICHS IN THE CHEST AND SHIT ON HIM. HE'S BOTH PISSED AND CONFUSED. (6) THE GRILL MAKES GRILL MIX OUT OF ITSELF INSTEAD.
Direct them to attack the next lich in the same fashion; their superfast growth rate will have them adults by the time they reach him.
Have my sentient grill grill the third lich and make him into grill mix*.
*Grill mix: Trail mix, but with grilled stuff.
Kangaroos reproduce like that, right?
SHOOT BRAIN AK'S AT LICH.(6) THEY BOUNCE OF OF HIM, AND HIT YOU.
Decide that it's too hot in hell, and make it rain...(2) SURE, IT RAINS ICE CREAM.
BOSS TURN
(5+1) Tired of being useless and being pooped on, the business man approaches Xantalos. He takes the poop from his suit and stuffs it down Xantalos throat, followed by a quick one two to his face. Xantalos falls to the ground, opening him up to the next series of blows, a quick barrage of kicks delivered primarily to his rear end. To finish him, the business man grabs Xantalos by the tail, then hurls him into a demon.
"That wasn't very nice of you."
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Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 12:28:58 am
Post by: Corai on August 02, 2012, 12:31:17 am
Post by: Dirg on August 02, 2012, 12:37:21 am
Post by: Kaiserr on August 02, 2012, 12:49:11 am
Notice that I am now a hero, look confused and start selling snacks to the lich & his minions for half-off. The special ingredient islovebeard.
PUT SHREDDED PIECES OF ELF IN THE SNACKS.
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 12:51:16 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 02, 2012, 06:51:32 am
SELF 2: SUMMON SELF 3
REPEAT UNTIL BORED
ALSO THROW A TOMATO AT A WIZARD
Post by: zomara0292 on August 02, 2012, 09:43:49 am
IF WORK: SUMMON THE HUSS AND HIS GANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
Post by: mcclay on August 02, 2012, 11:01:08 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 02, 2012, 11:27:43 am
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 02, 2012, 02:31:57 pm
Nom the demon like that horse in The Brothers Grimm movie and projectile vomit the now-hostile demon at the lich (It's now hostile from being in my stomach, where I store my propaganda centre)(1) DEMONS BURN TO EAT! THEY INCINERATE YOUR INNARDS!
(Oh god, I hope we're past half-off) (3v4) ELF PLACED IN DELICIOUS SNACKS. IT IS STILL DELICIOUS.Notice that I am now a hero, look confused and start selling snacks to the lich & his minions for half-off. The special ingredient islovebeard.
PUT SHREDDED PIECES OF ELF IN THE SNACKS.
EMIT MIGHTY SCREECH THEN GRAB BUISNESS LICH MY LEG, SWING HIM IN CIRCLES TO BUILD UP MOMENTUM, THEN TOSS AT FLOATING BOMB(2) YOU GRAB HIS LEG. HE KICKS YOU OFF.
Recruit a squad of Ninja's to serve my every command!(4)NINJAS ARRIVE!
SELF: SUMMON SELF 2(5) FIFTY YOUS HAVE ARRIVED.
SELF 2: SUMMON SELF 3
REPEAT UNTIL BORED
ALSO THROW A TOMATO AT A WIZARD
TRY TO COME BACK TO LIFE(4) YOU HAVE ARRISEN, ONLY A LITTLE DECAYED. (5) YOU SUMMON WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
IF WORK: SUMMON THE HUSS AND HIS GANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
GO INTO SUN GOD FORM!(3) YOU HAVE BECOME THE SUN GOD, IN A GAME WHERE THIS GIVES NO BONUSES.
EVOLVE CROC POKEMANZ STYLE.(3) YEAH, NOW IT'S BRISTLIER!
Get better. I'm already in hell, where else am I going to go?(4) YOU'RE BETTER. YOU'RE STILL IN HELL THOUGH.
BOSS TURN
The Business Lich, still somewhat angered, targets Dirg next. (2) He ineffectually kicks him in the side. The Jester sits down for a snack. Oh cool, he's doing magic! The original Lich is just looking disappointed.
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Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 02:37:02 pm
Uneccessary lens flare! Distract the lich(es)!
Post by: Dirg on August 02, 2012, 02:45:39 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 02, 2012, 03:13:50 pm
((can I be placed in the heros list.))
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 03:16:46 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 02, 2012, 03:43:50 pm
Use anime beam power GO!!!(2) ANIME ICE CREAM BEAM GO! UNNECESSARY TOPPINGS!
Uneccessary lens flare! Distract the lich(es)!
CONVINCE BUISNESS LICH HE WAS BOUGHT OUT IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER AND NOW BELONGS TO AND SERVES ME. IF FAILS JUST KICK HIM IN THE PLEASURE.(3v6+1) HE BUYS YOU OUT. YOU THEN KICK HIS PS2. HE'S STILL PISSED.
Teach our foes the meaning of pain! Kill all heroes! Or, well, at least one.(1) YOU ARE NOW SELF-TAUGHT IN THE MEANING OF PAIN.
BOSS TURN:
Omnomnom.
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Post by: Dirg on August 02, 2012, 03:52:29 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 03:58:38 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 02, 2012, 04:19:47 pm
lets see if they like REAL icy chocolate chips falling at terminal velocity! with an added vanilla flavor!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 02, 2012, 04:26:07 pm
(Fun fact playing my ps2 at time of that post. Suck it buis lich.) MOAR FIRE! THE LICH, THE LICH, IT MUST BE ON FIRE!(3) LOOKS LIKE... HE GOT BURNED. (slightly)
Turn into Russell Crowe. Go foitin' round the world.Born in New Zealand in '64, a hot-headed actor named Russel Crowe!
(4) FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD ACHIEVED!
>I use icecream hail at the lich minions!(6) IT'S REAL ICY ALRIGHT. IT'S ICY ON YOU.
lets see if they like REAL icy chocolate chips falling at terminal velocity! with an added vanilla flavor!
BOSS TURN
The Jester melts the chocolate around raptor, then (5) eats him, delicious.
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Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 02, 2012, 04:29:12 pm
TRIGGER LOYALTY CASCADE
WATCH THE WORLD BURN WHILE SINGING "I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE" AS CHOIR
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 02, 2012, 04:39:15 pm
>IF NOT
>USE FROZEN SHARP ICECREAM!
FIGHTING ON THE INSIDE DOES MUR DAMAGE THAN OUTSIDE. NO ARMOR ON YOUR GUTS.
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 04:40:54 pm
Sing music so awful everyone except me dies.
Post by: jetex1911 on August 02, 2012, 04:46:14 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 02, 2012, 05:02:43 pm
Post by: Corai on August 02, 2012, 05:04:36 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 05:30:23 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 02, 2012, 06:35:45 pm
WHY IS THE BOSS ATTACKING HIS MINIONS((I always imagined that as Boatmurders theme.))
TRIGGER LOYALTY CASCADE
WATCH THE WORLD BURN WHILE SINGING "I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE" AS CHOIR
(4) BECAUSE HE'S INSANE. (2) I DON'T WANT TO SET A FIRE IN YOUR HEART.
>FILL THE STOMACH WITH ICECREAM! MAKE IT BURST!(5) WELL, SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM. HAPPENS. I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT STOMACH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>IF NOT
>USE FROZEN SHARP ICECREAM!
FIGHTING ON THE INSIDE DOES MUR DAMAGE THAN OUTSIDE. NO ARMOR ON YOUR GUTS.
He loves to act but he loves one thing more!FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD![/B]
Sing music so awful everyone except me dies.
(5) IT'S AWFUL. GOD, THAT'S AWFUL. EVERYONE DIES, THEN INSTANTLY RESPAWNS. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM KILLING SOMEONE IN HELL?
HUG THE LICH. HE SHALL NOT RESIST A 10 YEAR OLD LOOKING DEMON.(4)AND WHAT DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?
CALL ICE CREAM DEVIL, TELL HIM FOUND ALL 3 LICH'S MUSCLING IN ON HIS BUISNESS AND WE MUST COMBINE POWERS TO BECOME A META-ICE(CREAM)-PHOENIX-DEVIL-OF DOOM!(6) THE ICE CREAM DEVIL COMES RIGHT AWAY, ACCIDENTALLY SMASHING YOU INTO A WALL ON THE WAY THERE. (3) LUCKILY, HE ALSO AGREES TO MERGE WITH YOU, BUT THE END RESULT IS MORE HORRIFYING THAN POWERFUL.
COLLECT MONEY. THROW MONEY AT LICH'S MINIONS SCREAMING ABOUT RABBITS.(2) NO MONEY. EVERYONE IN THIS GAME IS BANKRUPT. (4) MONEY STILL THROWN, SOMEHOW.
Learn the truth of vgood and evil, and then unite good and evil to gain untold power!!!(5) VGOOD AND EVIL ARE AS AN OPEN BOOK TO YOU NOW. (1) VGOOD DOES NOT HELP YOU UNLOCK GOOD AND EVIL. IT JUST CAUSES YOUR LEGS TO VANISH.
BOSS TURN
The Jester (2+1) licks jetex. The other two stare.
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Post by: raptorfangamer on August 02, 2012, 06:38:43 pm
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The Jester melts the chocolate around raptor, then (5) eats him, delicious.THEN REPEAT LAST TURN ACTION.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 02, 2012, 06:40:10 pm
FALCONHOOF: KILL JESTER
ALSO GET BOOTS OF HERMES
UNSUMMON FALCONHOOF POSTHASTE
Post by: Obdura on August 02, 2012, 07:07:07 pm
SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 07:09:06 pm
Get Scott to give everyone cancer
Fight cancer
WARP SPACE AND TIME AROUND ICECREAM (INCLUDING DIRG MONSTROSITY), TURN THEM INTO MAYONNAISEHave alter ego eat mayo and gain SWEDISH POWER
SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT
Post by: Dirg on August 02, 2012, 07:27:23 pm
Post by: jetex1911 on August 02, 2012, 07:38:19 pm
HUG THE LICH. HE SHALL NOT RESIST A 10 YEAR OLD LOOKING DEMON.(4)AND WHAT DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?
IT GAINED HIS TRUST.
Post by: Corai on August 02, 2012, 07:40:17 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 02, 2012, 07:42:36 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 02, 2012, 07:44:28 pm
TRAVOLTA WILL WOO FEMALE GUNSMITHS, GET THEM MAKE MACHINEGUNS
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 02, 2012, 09:34:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 11:14:04 pm
*Takes inventory of everyone*
Makes sense. Also, is it just me, or is this proto-RTD slowly evolving into an actual RTD?
Post by: Caerwyn on August 02, 2012, 11:23:33 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on August 03, 2012, 08:51:02 am
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/352/e/d/homestuck_trolls_by_annesato160-d4jf4km.png)TRY TO COME BACK TO LIFE(4) YOU HAVE ARRISEN, ONLY A LITTLE DECAYED. (5) YOU SUMMON WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
IF WORK: SUMMONTHE HUSSAND HISGANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
Who they are and weapons starting from the one with the cape and the gun (going clockwise)
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Spoiler: Aradia Megido (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tavros Nitram (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kanaya Maryam (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gamzee Makara (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Terezi Pyrope (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Karkat Vantas (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Vriska Serket (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sollux Captor (click to show/hide)
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Mass attack!!!!! (to tired to think of a long, drawn out plan)
Post by: Yoink on August 03, 2012, 08:55:18 am
FALL ON HIM IN RETALIATION FOR WALL OF SILLY HOMESTUCK
THEN GO BACK TO BEING METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF GOODNESS
Post by: Caerwyn on August 03, 2012, 01:29:35 pm
Was fun while it lasted though! Good luck with it, y'all.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 03, 2012, 05:02:13 pm
I USE REMEMBER ON GM(6) YOU MANAGE YOU BURY YOURSELF INSIDE THE ICE CREAM BEFORE STABBINGQuoteThe Jester melts the chocolate around raptor, then (5) eats him, delicious.THEN REPEAT LAST TURN ACTION.
SUMMON FALCONHOOFWELL, IT IS YOUR MONEY AND YOUR GAME. (6) BUT THAT'S IT, YOU LOSE THE GAME. (2) YOU OBTAIN BOOTS OF ICE CREAM. (1) FALCONHOOF SLAYS YOU IN VENGEANCE.
FALCONHOOF: KILL JESTER
ALSO GET BOOTS OF HERMES
UNSUMMON FALCONHOOF POSTHASTE
WARP SPACE AND TIME AROUND ICECREAM (INCLUDING DIRG MONSTROSITY), TURN THEM INTO MAYONNAISE(4) MAYONAISE TRANSFORMATION DONE. (5) THE LICH IS BLOWN TO ITTY BITTY BITS.
SILVER SURFER: STOP ASSAULT AND PERFORM BACKSIDE 4320 KICKFLIP. PROPEL BOARD INTO RANDOM BOSS AT SPEED OF LIGHT
He fights his directors and he fights his fansIt's a problem noone understands!
Get Scott to give everyone cancer
Fight cancer
(5) EVERYONE GETS CANCER, OH BOY! YOU GAVE US ALL CANCER! (4) YOU FIGHT CANCER. EVERYONE BUT OBDURA IS CURED.
"NOW YOU SHALL LOOK UPON THE TRUE FACE OF HORROR AS YOU SCREAM INWARDLY, FOREVER TRAPPED IN MY GAZE!"STARING CONTEST WITH LICH GO! THEY SHALL BOW TO MY WILL!(4V4) THE STARING CONTEST IS A TIE. SHAME, THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED, EXCEPT STARING CONTESTS DON'T ACTUALLY ENSNARE PEOPLE TO YOUR WILL.
DIVIDE BY ZERO.(2) SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM.
SET JESTER LICH ON FIRE.(4) THE BODY COMBUSTS.
TRAVOLTA: STATUS CHECK(4) YOU ARE JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. (5) WELL, AFTER THEY USE YOUR MACHINE GUN, THEY MAKE YOU MACHINE GUNS.
TRAVOLTA WILL WOO FEMALE GUNSMITHS, GET THEM MAKE MACHINEGUNS
TURN BRISTLE CROC INTO MR. T. HE BE TRUE FAMILY PET.(4) HE IS NOW MR T LATE IN LIFE.
Wait. GM said everyone instantly respawns when killed in Hell. That means they all deserve to be in Hell?((How so?))
*Takes inventory of everyone*
Makes sense. Also, is it just me, or is this proto-RTD slowly evolving into an actual RTD?
Master the art of Zello-Fu, and use it to crush the heroes!
I think that I'll have to drop out. With my ISP shut off, I don't have very often to post...CAERWYN IS CONSUMED BY THE BOSS.
Was fun while it lasted though! Good luck with it, y'all.
(2) NO! ICE CREAM INSTEAD!(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/352/e/d/homestuck_trolls_by_annesato160-d4jf4km.png)TRY TO COME BACK TO LIFE(4) YOU HAVE ARRISEN, ONLY A LITTLE DECAYED. (5) YOU SUMMON WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
IF WORK: SUMMONTHE HUSSAND HISGANG OF MARRY TROLLS
IF NOT WORK: TRY TO DEPRESS THE FB INTO GIVING ME LIFE.
Who they are and weapons starting from the one with the cape and the gun (going clockwise)Spoiler: Eridan Ampora (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Aradia Megido (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Tavros Nitram (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Kanaya Maryam (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Gamzee Makara (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Terezi Pyrope (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Karkat Vantas (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Vriska Serket (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Sollux Captor (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Nepeta Leijon (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Equius Zahhak (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Feferi Peixes (click to show/hide)
Mass attack!!!!! (to tired to think of a long, drawn out plan)
...REINCARNATE AS PILE OF BRICKS ABOVE ZOMARA'S HEAD(6,1) YOU FALL UPON HIS HEAD AS A PILE OF LEGO BRICKS. THEN, YOU ARE A MINIFIGURE.
FALL ON HIM IN RETALIATION FOR WALL OF SILLY HOMESTUCK
THEN GO BACK TO BEING METAPHYSICAL CONCEPT OF GOODNESS
BOSS TURN
(2+3) The businessman looks at his fallen fellow bosses. Slowpoke combusts.
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Post by: raptorfangamer on August 03, 2012, 05:08:34 pm
>start the stabbity stab with frozen cyanide ice cream.
>hope for the best
Post by: mcclay on August 03, 2012, 05:22:48 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 03, 2012, 05:56:50 pm
EQUIP: EXCALIBUR, BOOTS OF ICE CREAM, MOON HELMET
ACQUIRE BREASTPLATE OF TOMFOOLERY AND GREAVES OF PENGUIN FEATHER TO COMPLETE TRUE SWORDSLORD SET
ASCEND
Post by: Obdura on August 03, 2012, 06:00:49 pm
SILVER SURFER: RETRIEVE BOARD AND CONFRONT BUSINESSMAN
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 03, 2012, 06:02:39 pm
BECOME ULTIMATE MINION.
USE NEWFOUND POWER TO FLICK YOINK.
Post by: Corai on August 03, 2012, 06:39:02 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 03, 2012, 07:00:01 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 04, 2012, 02:33:11 am
>become something else than minion(4) YOU ARE NOW EARLY GAME MID BOSS. (2) ICE CREAM IS NOT GOOD FOR STABBING. (2) YOUR THOUGHTS TURN TO MORBID DEATH.
>start the stabbity stab with frozen cyanide ice cream.
>hope for the best
HACK THE STOCK MARKET AND DESTORY THE LICH'S STOCKS.(4) HE IS NOW ONLY SOMEWHAT WEALTHY.
SELF #31:(4) EQUIPPED. (4) OBTAINED. (1) ALL THIS NEW GEAR IS HEAVY. YOU ARE CRUSHED BY WEIGHT.
EQUIP: EXCALIBUR, BOOTS OF ICE CREAM, MOON HELMET
ACQUIRE BREASTPLATE OF TOMFOOLERY AND GREAVES OF PENGUIN FEATHER TO COMPLETE TRUE SWORDSLORD SET
ASCEND
TAKE A COLOSSAL COSMIC INTER-DIMENSIONAL DUMP ON HEROES, EMPOWERING THEM WITH CELESTIAL(6) OH GOD, YOUR INSIDES CAME OUT AS WELL.(4) BOARD RETRIEVEVED, BUSINESS CONFRONTED.POOPENERGY AND CURING MY RECTAL CANCER IN THE PROCESS
SILVER SURFER: RETRIEVE BOARD AND CONFRONT BUSINESSMAN
COMBINE WITH WIFE AND PET. BECOME EMBODIMENT OF LIFE, DEATH, AND MANLINESS.(3) YOU COMBINE. (6) YOU ARE NOW THE DRAGON (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDragon) THIS DOOMS YOU TO BE DEVOURED ONCE THE BOSS REQUIRES MOAR POWER. (2)NOT EVEN A VERITABLE GOD CAN HARM THE TRAVOLTA.
BECOME ULTIMATE MINION.
USE NEWFOUND POWER TO FLICK YOINK.
LOVE AND TOLERATE THE LICH, MAKE HIM FEEL AWKWARD.(5) YOUR LOVE AND KINDNESS SHOCKS HIM, IT IS SOMETHING HE HAD NEVER FACED BEFORE IN THE HARD WORLD OF BUSINESS BANKING.
RECRUIT PHOENIX WRIGHT TO PUT BUISNESS LICH IN JAIL FOR TAX FRAUD. SUCKER PUNCH BOSS LICH.(6) OBJECTION! PHEONIX IS A PROSECUTOR, AND HE ALREADY WORKS FOR THE LICH. DO YOU MEAN MILES EDGEWORTH?(2) THE BOSS LICH DOES NOT REACT. HE'S KIND OF DEAD.
BOSS TURN
(6+2) "Behold, my business school of magic! Great Merger!"
The bodies/particles of the other two bosses, as well as Caerwyn, who popped out of the boss because the GM is always right, begin hurtling at Business Lich. The collide with him, magnifying his already formidable strength into unimaginable levels.
"Ha! Now, you stand no potato! Face my brownies!"
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Post by: mcclay on August 04, 2012, 02:59:09 am
Post by: Dirg on August 04, 2012, 03:31:26 am
Post by: Corai on August 04, 2012, 03:36:16 am
(I feel awful, love and tolerance must be like pouring acid on the poor guy!)
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 03:39:28 am
GUN EVERYONE DOWN IN SLOW-MO, SPOUT OCCASIONAL ONE-LINER INVOLVING F-BOMB
LEGO-YOINK: FIND LEGO BRICKS, BUILD LEGO TANK
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 04, 2012, 03:57:25 am
TURN LICH INTO POTATO.(1) THE SPELL BACKFIRES, BURYING YOU IN STARCH.
FUDGE BROWNIES AND LEMONS! TIME TO KICK THIS UP TO 10. FIRE GATLING LAZORS FROM META SIDE I HAVEN'T USED UP UNTIL NOW. BECOME FINAL BOSS OF ANOTHER SIDE, ANOTHER STORY MODE UNLOCKED AFTER BEATING MAIN CAMPAIGN!(4) YOU CREATE A DESSERT PLATTER. NOT A VERY GOOD ONE. (2) THE LAZORS FIRE ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE. (2)THINKING QUICKLY, YOU ESCAPE INTO THE UNDERDEVELOPED BONUS CAMPAIGN, WHERE YOU ARE AN UNDERPOWERED BOSS IN A CRAPPY CAMPAIGN.
PUSH LOVE AND TOLERANCE FURTHER. SING MLP THEME SONG.(5) My Litttle Pony, My Little Pony IS ALL YOU CAN GET OUT BEFORE HE HURTLES INTO THE SKY, HIS FACE TWISTED INTO THE VERY IMAGE OF HORROR.
(I feel awful, love and tolerance must be like pouring acid on the poor guy!)
MECHA-TRAVOLTA: BURST DRAMATICALLY INTO BOSS'S SECRET BASE(3) TRAVOLTA BREAKS INTO THE LONG ABANDONED BASE.(1) HE STUMBLES INTO THE SECRET DUNGEON AND IS TORN TO BITS BY IT'S SECRET BOSS. (5) MANY LEGOS FOUND. MANY LEGO MINIFIGURES FOUND. (2) NO WHEELS THOUGH. I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.
GUN EVERYONE DOWN IN SLOW-MO, SPOUT OCCASIONAL ONE-LINER INVOLVING F-BOMB
LEGO-YOINK: FIND LEGO BRICKS, BUILD LEGO TANK
BOSS TURN
(5+2)The Business boss lets out a horrified scream. Breathing heavily, he stares at Corai, who continues to sing. A mad glint appears in his eyes, and his face shifts from utter shock and horror to a disturbing caricature of a smile. His lips are distended to the sides of his face and his eyes opened to a seemingly impossible degree. His clothing shifts forms, shedding the business suit and adopting a purple and black jesters outfit. (6+2)Corai restarts the song, having forgot his progress. The Lich dives at him, singing along in a chipper falsetto. MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY. He lands on Corai, and rips out the Kobolds heart, still continuing the song. He holds the bloodied trophy into the sky, still blaring the song at the top of his lungs. YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART! He turns to look at the remaining heroes.Did you like my song? Did you get my visual pun? He punctuates the second question with a quick giggle at his own joke.
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Post by: Corai on August 04, 2012, 03:58:45 am
BLEED PROFUSELY, AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN A ATTEMPT TO DISTURB EVERYONE AROUND SELF.
-Edit: Appears that I am UP, underpowed. I find this entertaining because everyone but me are fighting the lich with great demonic and angelic powers. I am singing a song and have done more damage to him then anyone else so far.-
Post by: Yoink on August 04, 2012, 04:05:41 am
MARK OLD MINE OFF OF MAP, TRACK DOWN LEADS ABOUT BOSS'S CURRENT BASE
LEGO-YOINK: LEAD FELLOW MINIFIGURES IN MIDNIGHT RAID OF LOCAL TOYSTORE, LIBERATE WHEELS FOR TANK
Post by: Dirg on August 04, 2012, 04:18:05 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 04, 2012, 07:53:40 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 04, 2012, 08:01:54 am
ASCEND! WITH GUSTO!
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 04, 2012, 08:18:27 am
>then freeze it! making the stomach burst!
>use your morbid death thought powers to keep upgrading your in-game state!
Post by: mcclay on August 04, 2012, 11:19:25 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 05, 2012, 03:01:28 pm
-Gah, damn me and caffeine. Forgot to read the entire thing.-(6) YOU DISTURB YOURSELF
BLEED PROFUSELY, AND LAUGH LIKE A MANIAC IN A ATTEMPT TO DISTURB EVERYONE AROUND SELF.
-Edit: Appears that I am UP, underpowed. I find this entertaining because everyone but me are fighting the lich with great demonic and angelic powers. I am singing a song and have done more damage to him then anyone else so far.-
GOOD THING WAS ONLY STUNT DOUBLE(4) WAS INDEED STUNT DOUBLE. YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP UNTIL THEY TELL YOU THAT THE BOSS IS CURRENTLY FIGHTING SOME CHUMPS. (3) WHEEL LIBERATED.
MARK OLD MINE OFF OF MAP, TRACK DOWN LEADS ABOUT BOSS'S CURRENT BASE
LEGO-YOINK: LEAD FELLOW MINIFIGURES IN MIDNIGHT RAID OF LOCAL TOYSTORE, LIBERATE WHEELS FOR TANK
CONVINCE EVERYONE GAME IS JUST BUGGY RIP OFF AND NOT REAL DEAL. DIVE BOMB LICH WHILE FIRING BOTH BLASTS OF FIRE AND ICE CREAM!(1) THEY BURN YOU AT THE STAKE FOR BLASPHEMY. (6) IT'S HARD TO DIVE BOMB AS A CHARRED CORPSE.
consume suger to make me stronger(1) YOU CONTRACT DIABETES.
ACQUIRE LEGENDARY ARMOR USER SKILL(6) YOUR ARMOR OF CHOICE IS A MAPLE BREASTPLATE. (5) ASCENSION DONE. YOU HAVE THE AMULET, RIGHT?
ASCEND! WITH GUSTO!
>fill the stomach with icecream!(2) DOUBLE ICE CREAM CREATES PARADOX. (2) YOU TRY TO FREEZE PARADOX, BUT IT CONSUMES YOU.
>then freeze it! making the stomach burst!
>use your morbid death thought powers to keep upgrading your in-game state!
>return to the fight.(4,5) MCCLAY HAS GAINED YOUR STRENGTH. THIS HAS NO ACTUAL EFFECT ON GAMEPLAY.
>meld with another random player, giving him my powers.
>as a result, drop out of this game. DO NOT TAKE CONTROL!
SUPERNOVA ALL OVER THIS BITCH.(1) YOUR SUPERNOVA, WHILE COOL LOOKING, ONLY DESTROYS YOURSELF.
BOSS TURN
"Ha! You think it's funny as well? That's good!"
The Boss prepares to rush mcclay, but receives an urgent message from a mook.
"What? Travolta? Damn!"
He speeds off in a car, pursuing Travolta.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 05, 2012, 03:09:23 pm
OH WELL THE RIDERS ARE GONE MIGHT AS WELL
OFFER AMULET TO YARIK, GOD OF MOUNTAINS, CABBAGE AND CHAINS
Post by: Dragor23 on August 05, 2012, 03:28:35 pm
AGAIN.
Post by: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 03:45:10 pm
Post by: Yoink on August 05, 2012, 05:24:41 pm
MAKE ESCAPE INVOLVING DRAMATIC CAR JUMP OVER MAKESHIFT RAMP, THROUGH BILLBOARD
Post by: mcclay on August 05, 2012, 05:27:59 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 05, 2012, 05:37:59 pm
FINALLY
>WAIT FOR PARADOX TO CONSUME EVERYTHING THE LICH EATS, HE WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY...
>ASCEND TO GREATER PLANE OF ICECREAM MAGIC
>USE ENTROPIC ICECREAM RAIN ON BATTLEFIELD
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 06:07:32 pm
After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was Kangaroo
Post by: Corai on August 05, 2012, 06:23:27 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 05, 2012, 09:53:38 pm
WHAT ASCEND TO TOP OF TOWER SILLY WORLD THIS IS NOT HOW TO ACTIONS HOW DO I SHOWDOWN NOW(5) YOU ARE NOW A MINOR GOD OF CABBAGES.
OH WELL THE RIDERS ARE GONE MIGHT AS WELL
OFFER AMULET TO YARIK, GOD OF MOUNTAINS, CABBAGE AND CHAINS
PRAY.DRAGOR PRAYS! (4) THE BOSS DOSEN'T LIKE IT. IT COMES AT HIM, HE GRABS HIS ARM AND BEGINS MASSAGING IT.
AGAIN.
REBORN AGAIN! INFUSE SELF WITH SOULS OF PAST DEAD SOULS TO aCHIEVE GREATER POWER, THEN CHASE AFTER LICH WHILE LAUNCHING ICE CREAM WITH FLAMING TOPPINGS.(3) REBORN, AS COCKROACH. (2) REGULAR ICE CREAM COMES AT HIM, IT'S DELICIOUS.
BECOME GOD OF SUPERNOVAS.(2) YOU ARE THE GOS OF ICE CREAM SUPERNOVAS.
YES(5) IT CONSUMES ALL HE EATS. (1) YOU ASCEND THROUGH THE GREAT INTSTINES OF ICE CREAM MAGIC, BEING DIGESTED INTO POO MAGIC. WHOOPS.
FINALLY
>WAIT FOR PARADOX TO CONSUME EVERYTHING THE LICH EATS, HE WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY...
>ASCEND TO GREATER PLANE OF ICECREAM MAGIC
>USE ENTROPIC ICECREAM RAIN ON BATTLEFIELD
If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...fighting round the world!
After remembering my theme song, go foit the lich while singing. Singing horribly. So horribly, in fact, that it transports us all to New Zealand! Also punch the lich's head off and stuff it up his bony ass in revenge for stuffing my own excrement down my throat when I was KangarooJerkJack.
(6) YOUR SINGING IS SO BAD, YOU'RE DEPORTED TO NEW ZEALAND.(5) HE SHOULD REALLY TAKE HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS.
DIE, RESPAWN. DAMNIT RESPAWNING HURTS.(3) RESPAWN, LACKING ALL POWERUPS,
BOSS TURN
"Well, it looks like there's a paradox in my intestines."
(2+3) Head removed from ass, placed upon neck. Somehow that restores nerves. He glares at Xantalos.
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Post by: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 10:04:22 pm
Post by: Corai on August 05, 2012, 10:05:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 10:08:46 pm
Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%񶟷#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 05, 2012, 10:11:45 pm
ANSWER PRAYERS WITH CONCENTRATED CABBAGE ARTILLERY
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 05, 2012, 11:15:32 pm
AM IMMORTAL COCKROACH, COOL. GATHER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND sWARM LICH TO EAT HIM.(4) YOU GATHER 2 OTHER COCKROACHES, (3) AND NIBBLE ON THE LICH.
PURCHASE HELL FROM THE DEVIL. EVICT LICH.(5)HELL PURCHASED FOR LOW LOW PRICE. (3) LICH YELLED AT. LICH DOSEN'T CARE.
Making movies, making music andFoighting 'round the wooooooorrrrrllld!
Having come back from New Zealand on Tugga, strap lich to a chair and force him to watch all 1356228545921547851426124762543814391763497126576127945$&(*&%񶟷#%#5$^46$75$#^53$*%3& seasons of The Russell Crowe Show, a la Robot Chicken opener. This will surely kill him!
(6)
HE LOVES IT, LIKELY DUE TO HIS UTTER INSANITY.
THERE HAVE BEEN PRAYERS(6) YOU BOMB DRAGOR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
ANSWER PRAYERS WITH CONCENTRATED CABBAGE ARTILLERY
TRAVOLTA: INTENSE CAR-BOUND SHOOTOUT WITH BOSS IN CROWDED CITY CENTRE(3, 4) A BLAND CAR SHOOTOUT FOLLOWED BY A SOMEWHAT IMPRESSIVE ESCAPE OCCURS.
MAKE ESCAPE INVOLVING DRAMATIC CAR JUMP OVER MAKESHIFT RAMP, THROUGH BILLBOARD
BOSS TURN
(3+3)
With knowledge gained by the Russel Crowe Show marathon, The Boss attacks Xantalos, issuing a series of crushing blows to the New Zealanders rib cage.
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Post by: Corai on August 05, 2012, 11:17:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 11:28:12 pm
Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
Post by: Dirg on August 05, 2012, 11:40:33 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 12:38:33 am
HIRE HITDEMON TO KILL WOLFCHILD, FOR LULZ.(6) HE KILLS HIM, BUT WOLFCHILD IS SENT RIGHT BACK TO HELL.
Russell Crowe(3) THE BOSS NOW HAS A SMOKESTACK. IT JUST SPRAYS BLOOD. (5) YOU CONVINCE TUGGA TO KILL ITSELF. OOPS.
Transform lich into Tugga. Make Tugga shot itself through music. MuSiCcCcCcCcCcCCCCCCCcccc
WE ARE LEGION! GATHER MORE COCKROACHES, EAT MORE OF LICH FROM INSIDE OUT.(6) WAYYYYYY TOO MANY ROACHES. ITS LIKE NEW YORK IN HERE. (3) YOU EAT THE LICHS PANCREAS.
BOSS TURN
(3+3) With a mighty roar, the boss purges himself of the roaches.
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Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 12:39:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 12:48:09 am
That gave me an idea!
Summon HIM again.
Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 12:51:24 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 01:06:00 am
RENOVATE HELL. HIRE THE DEVIL AS JANITOR.(6) HELL HAS BEEN MADE INTO AN ART DECO PARADISE. (2) HE GOES AND OPENS AN ICE CREAM PARLOUR USING THE MONEY YOU PAID HIM TO BUY HELL. HE'S NIT INTERESTED IN WORKING AS A JANITOR.
So is he dead?(You killed actual Tugga, not Lich Tugga.)
That gave me an idea!
Summon HIM again.
(6) SEEING HOW YOU DIDN'T LEARN YOUR LESSON LAST TIME, HIM ONCE AGAIN BETRAYS YOU. YOU ARE NOW LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT WITH THE MOST FLAMBOYANT DEVIL STAND IN I'VE EVER SEEN.
MERGE WITH ROACHES TO MAKE A MAN LIKE SHAPE, THEN PUNCH LICH IN FACE WHILE FORCING MORE OF MY HUNGRY BROTHERS INSIDE.(1) THEY MERGE WITH YOU BY TEARING YOU AND YOUR LOYALISTS TO BITS, THEN EATING THEM.
BOSS TURN
(1+3)The Boss kills Simple Minds, then takes them to Hell, where he hires them to play their greatest hits of the 80's.(6+3) They're better than ever.
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Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 01:08:53 am
And fart on them.
Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 01:09:27 am
Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 01:09:49 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 01:26:45 am
Quick! Transform lich into the Powerpuff Girls, only with osteoperosis and haemophilia, and AIDS!(2) THE LICH DEFLECTS YOUR WEAKSAUCE MAGIC. (2) THE GM, HAVING WATCHED SAMURAI JACK INSTEAD OF POWER PUFF GIRLS AS A CHILD, DISREGARDS THAT.
And fart on them.
Also point HIM towards them and piont out that this is Hell, so he should be in his true form from Speed Demon.
EMERGENCY SELF BRAIN TRANSPLANT WITH SURVIVING ROACH. CONVINCE THEM wE MUST UNITE AND DEVOUR THE LICH FOR HE SMELLS DELICIOUS.(5) PERFECT, YOU ARE SMARTER, FASTER, STRONGER AND LARGER.
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PAY SPINAL_TAPER FORTY DOLLARS TO CHANGE TITLE FROM "NEW GUY" TO "OWNER OF HELL"(5) YOUR GM, BEING CORRUPT AND EASILY BRIBED, DOES SO.
BOSS TURN
The Boss leans over to Simple Minds and whispers a command into their ears. They nod, so he turns to face Xantalos.(4+3) Breaking into a sprint, he rushes Xantalos while Simple Minds begins the opening chords of "Don't You Forget About Me". Upon contact with Xantalos, he shatters the man's spine with a single punch.
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Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 01:28:09 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 01:29:13 am
Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 01:32:11 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 02:07:26 am
MAKE INHABITANTS OF HELL PAY A $10,000 RENT. PER DAY.(1) CHE GUEVARA LEADS A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION AGAINST THE ABUSE OF THE PEOPLE. YOUR LOYALISTS ARE ENGAGED IN BATTLE.
Fortunately, my spine is made of NUKES!(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)
Also, that wasn't my real body. My real body was really grilling with the Zohan in the Bahamas.
Also alsoalsoalsoalsoalsolaslosalsoaslaoslsaoslo, why the +3 for lichypants?
(3) YOUR REAL BODY IS BEING GRILLED BY THE ZOHAN.
PLAY HARDER,BETTER,FASTER,STRONGER WHILE UPERCUTTING LICH TO PROVE TO MY FELLOW COCKROACHES TO FOLLOW ME.(5)WITH BLINDING SPEED AND A KICKASS SOUNDTRACK, YOU BEGIN ASSAULTING THE LICH WITH UPPERCUTS, EACH OF THEM SENDING HIM STUMBLING BACK. THE OTHER COCKROACHES BEGIN CHEERING YOU ON.
BOSS TURN
(4+3)
"That is quite enough."
The Boss catches Dirgs fist and begins yanking on it, pulling one of the roaches 6 limbs off.
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Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 02:13:40 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 02:15:28 am
start attacking him as a team
as a team
team
Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
Post by: Tiruin on August 06, 2012, 02:17:12 am
AND ANY SAVE CRYSTALS OR SUCH THAT THEY BRING ALONG.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 02:47:37 am
CALL SOME OF ROACHES OVER TO FORM MECHA ROACH, BE DRILL ARM OF MECHA ROACH AND STAB LICH.(2) THEY STUMBLE ON THE WAY OVER, DELAYING MECHA ROACH!
(It's his final final form, that's why. I was kind of expecting you guys to get your asses in gear and start attacking him as a team.)(2)WHILE YOU DID NOT BECOME HANNIBAL, THE A-TEAM DOES INDEED ARRIVE TO COMBAT THE LICH.
start attacking him as a team
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Ohhhhhhhh...So THAT's what we're supposed to do. Quick, Corai! Summon a kobold army and transform into Deebus to lead them against the lich! Dirg! Burrow up his ass with your fellow cockroaches (it's widened after his head got shoved up it) and start eating him from the inside out! And me? With the A-TEAM ('cause I'm Hannibal now, bitch), come screaaming through with guns blazing , crap blowing up, and clench a cigar between my teeth and say, "I love it when a plan comes together."
DESTROY THE HEROES' RESPAWN POINTS. CAUSE THAT'S CHEATIN'!(4) NOW THE ONLY WAY FOR HEROES TO RESPAWN IS FOR THEM TO BE SENT TO HELL. WAIT, HOW DOES THIS CHANGE ANYTHING?
AND ANY SAVE CRYSTALS OR SUCH THAT THEY BRING ALONG.
BOSS TURN
With a crack of his neck and a confident smile, The Lich looks at his foes.a The Lich generates (1+3) a blade for himself, cast from the stone of hell. Then, he approaches Dragonforce to provoke atmospheric music. They provide their speed metal. The mood is set for the final battle.
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Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 02:49:23 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 02:53:42 am
Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 06, 2012, 06:36:04 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 06, 2012, 06:46:37 am
CLAM SELF TO BE THE LAND VERSION OF AQUAMAN
TRY TO BE BETTER LOOKING THAN AQUAMAN
SEND TROLLS TO ATTACK NEAREST MOOK
Post by: Spaghetti7 on August 06, 2012, 07:37:10 am
FONDLY REGARD CREATIONNAY, FONDLE CREATION
Post by: jetex1911 on August 06, 2012, 08:09:52 am
Post by: RTD on August 06, 2012, 10:38:26 am
Control the infected land to take away souls. And infect it again.
Post by: mcclay on August 06, 2012, 11:22:36 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 03:40:06 pm
FINALLY BECOME MECHA ROACH. SHOVE DRILL ARM UP LICH'S AREA WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.(1) THEY BETRAY YOU AGAIN. THEY'RE KIND OF ASSHOLES.
Interrupt Dragonforce with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 to taunt the lich, drawing his fire to let my companions attack him. To endure, transform into my Teddy Roosevelt/Terry Crews hybrid monstrosity.(1) DRAGONFORCE IS TOO LOUD AND COMPUTER ENHANCED TO BE INTERRUPTED BY AHA! (4) THE LICH IS STILL DISTRACTED THOUGH, AND HE IS STARING AT YOU. (3) YOUR RIGHT SIDE IS PART TD, PART TC.
Also daaaaaaaaamn, that lich gets anally violated a lot. If he wins, he'll be traumatized for eons.
FONDLY REGARD CREATION(4) YOU BECOME AN EXISTENTIALIST PHILOSOPHER. WHY DO THE HEROES COMBAT THE LICH, KNOWING THAT IT WILL BRING THEIR EVENTUAL DEMISE WHEN THEY END THE GAME? BECAUSE THEY ARE DRAWN TO COMBAT EVIL, BY THEIR VERY NATURE. THEIR NATURE CAN OVERPOWER EVEN THEIR OWN SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION.
ABSORB TROLL TAVEROS AND TAKE HIS LANCE (AND POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH AND CONTROL ANIMALS)(4) TAVEROS ABSORBED. (4) HAIL, LANDMAN! (1) BEING A TROLL BEAST, YOU AREN'T PRETTY. (6) YOU SEND TROLLS AFTER THE NEAREST MOOK, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THEMSELVES. TROLL IN-FIGHTING GO.
CLAM SELF TO BE THE LAND VERSION OF AQUAMAN
TRY TO BE BETTER LOOKING THAN AQUAMAN
SEND TROLLS TO ATTACK NEAREST MOOK
(2) YOU BEGIN MOLESTING ICE CREAM.FONDLY REGARD CREATIONNAY, FONDLE CREATION
Sit back and watch, while alternatively cheering for both teams, and being as disruptive to the heroes' efforts as possible.(4) CHEERING ACCOMPLISHED. (2) YOUR JEERING IS IGNORED. THIS IS SURPRISINGLY MATURE OF THEM.
Back.(2) YOU HAVE MADE ICE CREAM HELL.
Control the infected land to take away souls. And infect it again.
BECOME ICE CREAM BLACK HOLE.(6) YOU IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSE UPON YOURSELF.
BOSS TURN
(4+3 v 3+2) The lich glares at Xantalos and his constant taunting. Wielding his damned blade, he rushes the hero, leaving a long cut down his abdomen.
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Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 03:44:17 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on August 06, 2012, 03:54:50 pm
Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 04:03:35 pm
"Deebus, how much for a hour of fighting?"
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 06, 2012, 04:04:55 pm
PESTER IT INCESSANTLY
Post by: mcclay on August 06, 2012, 04:05:10 pm
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 04:19:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 06:38:25 pm
Post by: Obdura on August 06, 2012, 07:36:32 pm
DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS TO THIS DIMENSION IN TANGIBLE, NORMAL HERO-SIZED FORM CUZ THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN DRAGGING ON FOR TOO LONG. HURL COSMIC ENERGY BOLT AT LICH WHILE LORDSLOWPOKE COMMENCES PESTERING.
SILVER SURFER: ASSIST DIRG WITH THE WAILING
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 06, 2012, 07:44:08 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 08:47:10 pm
GLARE AT COCKROACH COMRADES AS I RIP A FEW APART FOR ALLOWING LICH'S EVIL TO TAINT THEM. BEGIN WAILING ON LICH AGAIN.(4) HUZZAH! DEATH AND INFIGHTING!
Stab something angrily with my lance(2) YOU STAB AT THE AIR, FILLED WITH FURY!
WAKE UP FROM SLUMBER. NOTICE WAR GOING ON.(2) "'Bout three gallons of ice cream."
"Deebus, how much for a hour of fighting?"
PESTER LICH(6) YOU BOTHER HIM YOU BOTHER HIM A LOT. HE DOESN'T CARE.
PESTER IT INCESSANTLY
COLLASPE EVERYTHING ELSE TOO.(5) YOU BEGIN COLLAPSING THE UNIVERSE. IN THREE TURNS, THE UNIVERSE WILL BE DETROYED.
BECOME MENTAL GIANT. TECH 9NE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GupJwtLRp8Y).(2) YOU ARE ICE CREAM GIANT.
Spawn the Men Without Hats from my intestines and have them do the safety dance to annihilate the lich.(4) THE MEN WITHOUT HATS ARRIVE. (2) THEY'RE A BAND, NOT MAGICIANS.
MEH, WASN'T USING THOSE INNARDS ANYWAYS.(1) YOU ARE NOW IN A TANGIBLE, ANT SIZED FORM. (6v4+3) YOU SEND A BOLT OF COSMIC ENERGY AT THE LICH. HE DODGES IT. (2) THE SILVER SURFER GOES LOOKING FOR A WHALE.
DESCEND FROM THE HEAVENS TO THIS DIMENSION IN TANGIBLE, NORMAL HERO-SIZED FORM CUZ THIS BATTLE HAS BEEN DRAGGING ON FOR TOO LONG. HURL COSMIC ENERGY BOLT AT LICH WHILE LORDSLOWPOKE COMMENCES PESTERING.
SILVER SURFER: ASSIST DIRG WITH THE WAILING
>POO ICECREAM EVERYONE(1) ALL OF YOUR INTERNAL PARTS GO FLYING OUT YOUR BUTT.
BOSS TURN
The Lich is trying to stop mcclay! If he is not stunned or killed next turn, the count restarts!
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Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 08:50:38 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 08:50:56 pm
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 08:54:14 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 08:56:43 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 09:25:59 pm
Summon kobold army to stop Mcclay. Which is lead by Deebus.(3) A SMALL SQUAD OF KOBOLDS HURTLE THROUGH SPACE, LED BY DEEBUS. (6) THEY STOP MCCLAY FROM FEELING ANY REMORSE.
ONCE MORE FORM THE FREAKING MECHA COCKROACH. ALSO COCKROACH PAAWNCH THE LICH.(4) THE MECHA COCKROACH, DEFENDER OF TRASH! (6) YOU ATTACK THE LICH WITH COCKROACHES, GOING FOR THE INTERESTING PLAN OF INFESTING HIS APARTMENT.
HIT MCCLAY WIT' DAT' BOOTY' ICE CREAM SHI-NEEQUA'(6) BOOTY ICE CREAM IS DELICIOUS. YOUR HOOD RAT ABILITIES HOLD NO SWAY OVER HIM!
INFUSE MYSELF WITH THE POWER OF THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE INTERNET! FIRE THE SPAGHETTI BEAM AT THE LICH! IMMAH FIRIN MAH PASTA!!!!!!11!!1!!!one1!(2) SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM.
BOSS TURN
"Damn, my apartment! No! I must stay focused!"
(3) Despite his vow, The Lich gets distracted, and must wait another turn to stop mcclay.
Post by: Corai on August 06, 2012, 09:42:26 pm
HIRE EXTERMINATOR TO KILL INFESTATION
Post by: Dirg on August 06, 2012, 09:47:49 pm
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 09:53:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 10:05:31 pm
Place universe inside grill
Grill universe
Eat resulting steak
Rip out mcclay's teeth and use them to rip his eyes out and saw off his fingers. (Removing his teeth negates his sungod powers)
Post by: mcclay on August 06, 2012, 10:32:12 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 07, 2012, 12:06:00 am
DAMN KOBOLDS! NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!(5) INFESTATION CLEANSED.
HIRE EXTERMINATOR TO KILL INFESTATION
TO ARMS MY BROTHERS! GRAB HIS PERSONAL INFORMATION, TAKE HIS COMPUTER FOR YOURSELF, EAT ALL HIS FOOD AND POOP ON HIS COUNTERS! THIS SHALL BE GLORIOUS!!! ALSO PUNCH LICH WITH DRILL ARM.(4) YOU SLAM THE LICH WITH YOUR DRILL, RIPPING HIS ARM OFF COMPLETELY.
AFFLICT EVERYONE WITH COLD NIPPLES(2) YOU AFFLICT YOURSELF WITH ICE CREAM NIPPLES.
Wait universe destroyed?!(3) YOU PUT SOME DIRT IN THE GRILL. (1) YOU MANAGE TO BURN DIRT. (6) IT'S SO DELICIOUS, YOU BECOME ADDICTED. (4v4) YOU RUN AT MCCLAY AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE. IT'S DISTRACTING.
Place universe inside grill
Grill universe
Eat resulting steak
Rip out mcclay's teeth and use them to rip his eyes out and saw off his fingers. (Removing his teeth negates his sungod powers)
BOSS TURN
"NOW!"
The Lich cries. Mcclay looks above him to see a massive orb of energy fall onto him. It dissolves him and everything around him, including Xantalos.
K.O.
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Post by: Corai on August 07, 2012, 12:09:36 am
Post by: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 12:09:45 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 12:14:11 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 07, 2012, 01:24:29 am
CHARGE LICH HIS WEEKLY RENT: THREE SOULS(3) WITH GRUMBLES, HE PAYS UP. YOU RECEIVE YOUR COMRADES SOULS.
GRAB LICH'S ARM, BEAT HIM TO DEATH wITH HIS OWN SEVERED ARM.(3) YOU BEAT THE UNDEAD MAN TO DEATH. IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, HE'S A LITTLE DEAD.
Re-animate in the form of the grill, and slice up the lich with my grillsaber. Also, summon Fenrir again to show Mcclay how to destroy a universe for REALZ!!!(2) YOU REANIMATE, AS THE GRILL OF TCM. (2) FANCY BRACES DON'T HAVE GRILL SABERS. (6) THE FIRST THING MIGHTY FENRIR DOES IS EAT YOU.
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Post by: Corai on August 07, 2012, 01:25:55 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 01:27:06 am
Post by: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 01:27:51 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 07, 2012, 01:33:49 am
SELL SOULS ON BLACK MARKET. HIRE PRIVATE ARMY.(2) YOU ATTEMPT TO SELL SOULS, BUT THE MARKET RECENTLY CRASHED. (5) YOU HIRE A PRIVATE ARMY OF DEMONS.
Hire the Jackass crew to destroy the lich.(4) THEY KICK HIM IN THE NARDS.
KICK LICH IN DADDY BAGS.(6) YOU AND THE JACKASS CREWS KICKS COMBINE IN STRENGTH, BANISHING HIS NUTS FROM THE PHYSICAL PLANE, AND STUNNING HIM FOR 2 TURNS!
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"Owowowowoowowowowowowoowowowowow... Ow...."
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Post by: Corai on August 07, 2012, 01:35:30 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 07, 2012, 01:39:15 am
Then dump it in the Marinara Trench, fire numerous antimatter torpedoes at it for hours and hours, hire that one band to *whip it! Whip it good*, and smear the lich with Fenrir's favorite doggy treats. Then teleport him to the surface of the ocean and drop New York on him, letting Corai's demons killify him even more!
Post by: zomara0292 on August 07, 2012, 07:57:00 am
Post by: TCM on August 07, 2012, 08:43:44 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 07, 2012, 08:48:51 am
MAKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES WORK ON MY SIDE
ACQUIRE SPOILER TAB FOR SELF AND ALLIES because I really lost track of what I even have
Post by: Dirg on August 07, 2012, 09:19:40 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 07, 2012, 04:11:11 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 08, 2012, 04:58:18 pm
GIVE IT SPIKES
THROW AT LICH
(This thing is too good to die just yet, unless you're done with it , Spinal_Taper. Is it dead?)(pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 08:21:29 pm
Aaaaaalllllllll. All.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 08, 2012, 09:15:13 pm
SEND PRIVATE ARMY TO INVADE NEW YORK.(6) THEY ARE TAKEN IN BY THE ATTITUDE OF PEOPLE AND GENERAL DOUCHEBAGGERY, AND JOIN THE CITY.
Summon giant shark to eat lich while stunned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I16_8l0yS-g(1) THE SHARK FLIES INTO THE AIR, THE PORTAL BEHIND IT GLISTENING LIKE COASTAL MIST. IT HURTLES TOWARDS THE BATTLE, LANDING ON YOU. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER. (5) LOL, DOSEN'T MATTER.
Then dump it in the Marinara Trench, fire numerous antimatter torpedoes at it for hours and hours, hire that one band to *whip it! Whip it good*, and smear the lich with Fenrir's favorite doggy treats. Then teleport him to the surface of the ocean and drop New York on him, letting Corai's demons killify him even more!
Trust at the air so hard, it becomes my bitch. Then pimp slap my bitch so hard it hits the trolls and gets them permanently in line.(1) YOU TRUST THE AIR, SO IT STEALS YOUR CREDIT CARD AND BUYS WEAPONS FOR THE REBEL TROLLS. (2) YOU THEN SLAP THE AIR, DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD IMAGINE IT WOULD.
Shoot Lich in spinal cord.(3) YOU SHOOT THE LICH IN HIS SPINAL CHORD. IT BREAKS IT. UNFORTUNATELY, WHAT WITH HIM BEING A BEING OF MAGIC AND ECTOPLASM, IT DOESN'T DO MUCH.
SUMMON CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES(1) THE RITUAL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG, AND YOU ARE TURNED INTO A CHAOTIC NEUTRAL HALFLING ROGUE.(6) YOU FIGHT ON YOUR SIDE (6). HE GIVES YOU A USUAL UNFUNNY SPOILER TAB.
MAKE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL FORCES WORK ON MY SIDE
ACQUIRE SPOILER TAB FOR SELF AND ALLIES because I really lost track of what I even have
RIP LICH'S HEAD OF SHOULDERS.(6) YOU RIP HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS SHOULDERS. HIS HEAD DISSOLVES IN YOUR HANDS AND REAPPEARS ON HIS BODY, WITH YOUR HANDS.
>INTESTINAL ICECREAM EVERYONE(2) REGULAR ICECREAM EVERYONE! HOORAY!
RESSURECT THREAD(3) YOU GET THE GM TO RESURRECT THE THREAD. (5) SPINES BEGIN JUTTING OUT FROM IT. (3) IT FLIES AT THE LICH FROM WITHIN THE GIANT SHARK. IT CLIPS HIS FOOT.
GIVE IT SPIKES
THROW AT LICH
(This thing is too good to die just yet, unless you're done with it , Spinal_Taper. Is it dead?)(pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno
(Sorry, I was with one of my friends. It's a rare occasion.)
Love wife enough to become the combined incarnate of love! Love beats all.(6) YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE SO MUCH, YOU BECOME THE INCARNATES OF LOVE. YOU ALSO GAIN MANY MANY HALF-LICH, HALF LIFE-FORCE CHILDREN.
Aaaaaalllllllll. All.
BOSS TURN
"Oh god, my nuts. Oh god, oh god, oh god. That hurts. That huuuuuurrrtss."
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Post by: Dirg on August 08, 2012, 09:31:02 pm
Post by: Corai on August 08, 2012, 09:43:27 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2012, 09:48:56 pm
THEN SAW
THEN CONQUER
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 08, 2012, 09:49:32 pm
CAME
THEN SAW
THEN CONQUER
CONQUER WITH SAW!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2012, 09:54:46 pm
COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES.
Post by: Yoink on August 08, 2012, 10:31:54 pm
SHOOT EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT WOULD IMPACT BOX-OFFICE TAKINGS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 08, 2012, 10:43:40 pm
USE PSYCIC CONNECTION WITH HANDS TO CAUSE MY HANDS THAT LICH STOLE TO BEAT HIM UP. ANNOYINGLY KEEP REPEATING "WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF" UNTIL HE LOSES WILL TO LIVE.(4) YOU BEGIN ATTACKING LICH WITH FISTS. IT'S NOT VERY FUN FOR HIM.
HIRE ANOTHER PRIVATE ARMY. JOIN FORCES WITH LICH TO DEFEAT HEROES.(4) THEY'RE NO MSF, BUT THEY'RE AN ARMY.
CAME(2) *CENSORED*. YOU SAW OFF THE LICHS LEG. (5) YOU CONQUER THIS QUADRANT OF THE GALAXY.
THEN SAW
THEN CONQUER
(5)YOU TAKE THIS QUADRANT FROM TCM. SAW DUEL INCOMING.CAME
THEN SAW
THEN CONQUER
CONQUER WITH SAW!
Use The Power Of Love to turn Younkers to our side.(5) UH, WHO?
COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES.
TRAVOLTA: BURST INTO BOSS'S HIDEOUT, FIRING WILDLY(2) YOU BREAK INTO BOSSES HIDEOUT, FIRE WILDLY. ALL MINIONS ARE ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN. DISGUSTINGLY, SOME ARE BOTH TO YOU.
SHOOT EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALES AND CHILDREN BECAUSE THAT WOULD IMPACT BOX-OFFICE TAKINGS
BOSS TURN:
"Oh, god, it's so sore!"
He stumbles to his foot. Parts of bodies come to him and reform his body. He is no longer stunned.
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Post by: Corai on August 08, 2012, 10:46:42 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2012, 10:48:51 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 08, 2012, 11:13:36 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 08, 2012, 11:19:49 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 09, 2012, 12:21:39 am
ARM ARMY WITH THESE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savage_110FP) AND SEND THEM TO ATTACK YOINK. GIVE LICH PAINKILLERS.(1) YOU EQUIP THEM WITH RIFLES, WHICH THEY USE DECIDE TO USE AS TOOTHPICKS. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS. (1) YOU GIVE THE LICH A SERIES OF PAIN CAUSING SERIAL KILLERS. THEY'RE DISTRACTING HIM FOR ABOUT A TURN.
HIT LORDSLOWPOKE IN THE FACE WITH SODOMY.(4) YOU HURL TWO PEOPLE DOING UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO EACH OTHER AT SLOWPOKE. THEIR COMBINED WEIGHT KNOCKS HIM OVER AND BUSTS HIS SPINE.
CONTINUE FORCING MY LINBS ATTACHED TO LICH'S BODY TO PUNCH LICH.(2) THEY INEFFECTUALLY SLAP HIM.
...Become General Zod. Command lich to KNEEL! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! He will become my servant.(2) YOU BECOME GENERALLY ZOD. MOSTLY ZOD, PART DECAYING SHARK FOOD, YOU ARE ALL XANTALOS. (6) HE KNEELS BEFORE THE ACTUAL GENERAL ZOD, BEFORE ABSORBING THE KRYPTONIANS STRENGTH! (2) HE DECIDES THAT A JOB FOR YOU IS NOT IN HIS INTERESTS, EVEN IN THIS ECONOMY.
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Post by: Corai on August 09, 2012, 12:23:39 am
GET A MP 40 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mp40) AND SHOOT AT YOINK.
Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 12:26:14 am
Post by: Dirg on August 09, 2012, 12:48:56 am
Post by: TCM on August 09, 2012, 01:22:26 am
Post by: Hanslanda on August 09, 2012, 01:40:04 am
Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.
Post by: Corai on August 09, 2012, 01:48:11 am
OR NOT, YOU ARE THE GM NOT ME.
Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:51:38 am
Post by: Hanslanda on August 09, 2012, 01:53:43 am
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.
Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.
Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:58:34 am
Post by: Yoink on August 09, 2012, 02:16:22 am
PROBABLY ONE FROM EARLIER
YOINK: FIRE LEGO TANK CANNON AT CORAI
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 09, 2012, 09:05:54 am
EAT HELL
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 09, 2012, 01:10:39 pm
GIVE UP ON PRIVATE ARMIES, IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, DO IT YOURSELF.(2) TURNS OUT, THE REASON YOU WANTED A PRIVATE ARMY IS THAT YOU'RE A BAD SHOT.
GET A MP 40 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mp40) AND SHOOT AT YOINK.
Throw my logo at lich. Instead of trapping him, it will grillcinerate him.(4) XANTALOS, GRILLCINERATE! HE GETS A NASTY BURN.
BE DA BOMB AGAIN, TACKLE LICH.(5) YOU TACKLE THE LICH TO THE GROUND. NOW YOUR TEAMMATES WILL FINISH HIM, RIGHT?
Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.(4+1)BOB MARLEY IS WRAPPED AROUND THE LICH, AND YOU BEGINS STRANGLING THE LICH.
Arrive, glare at lich menacingly.(6) YOU GLARE AT HIM SO HARD, YOU SCARE OFF DIRG.
Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.
GIVE HANSLANDA A GUN AS WELL. YES, TWO ACTIONS AT ONCE. DEAL WITH IT.BECAUSE YOU FAILED YOUR LAST ACTION, I'MMA BE A BRO WITH THIS ONE.
OR NOT, YOU ARE THE GM NOT ME.
Does this game seem like it has an organized system in any manner?I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.
Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.
TRAVOLTA: CARRY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PATIENTS & CHILDREN TO HOSPITAL(6) TRAVOLTA RESCUES THE AFOREMENTIONED. THEY ARE ALL RABID. UH OH. (4) CORAI IS BRUISED BY YOUR PLASTIC ASSAULT.
PROBABLY ONE FROM EARLIER
YOINK: FIRE LEGO TANK CANNON AT CORAI
BECOME GALACTUS(6) YOU ARE GALACTUS, AND ARE SUBSEQUENTLY BEATEN UP BY PHEONIX WRIGHT, RYU AND DEADPOOL. (5) HELL, HOME-STYLE. IT'S DELICIOUS.
EAT HELL
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Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 01:17:35 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 09, 2012, 02:04:59 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 09, 2012, 02:06:38 pm
RELEASE STOMACH ACIDS TO PROCESS HELL INTO EASILY ABSORBED NUTRIMENT
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 09, 2012, 02:34:20 pm
Command him to RISE BEFORE ZOD! Then KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Then RISE! Then KNEEL! Then RISE! Repeat until lich's legs fall off. Also summon tapeworm to irritate Slowpokes' stomach so we'll be vomited out...somewhere. Perhaps somehwere over the rainbow. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_DKWlrA24k)(2) "Uhh... No." (1) YOU SUMMON A SANDWORM. IT'S LIKE A GIANT TAPEWORM, RIGHT? TURNS OUT, NO. IT EATS YOU, BEFORE LOUNGING IN SLOWPOKES STOMACH.
START STOMPING ON LICH'S LIMBS REPEATEDLY. DISMEMBERMENT ONLY WAY!(5) THE LICHS LIMBS ARE REDUCED TO POWDER. FEAR THE UNDEAD TORSO.
WONDER WHY HELL IS SO DELICIOUS(1) YOU ARE NOT USED TO SAID STOMACH ACID, AND DISSOLVE YOURSELF.
RELEASE STOMACH ACIDS TO PROCESS HELL INTO EASILY ABSORBED NUTRIMENT
BAWSS TURN
(1+3) Two limbs sprout from the shattered joints.
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Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 02:36:52 pm
Post by: TCM on August 09, 2012, 02:37:11 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 09, 2012, 02:38:54 pm
FINISH OFF LICH VIA BOB MARLEY.GANJA POWER ACTIVATE!
Post by: Dirg on August 09, 2012, 02:51:12 pm
Post by: Corai on August 09, 2012, 04:04:17 pm
WAIT, WHY AM I HERO? I AM HELPING LICH!
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 09, 2012, 04:07:43 pm
>USE ICECREAM SHARDS ON BAD GUIZE UNTIL I AM NEUTRAL
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 09, 2012, 04:14:24 pm
USE POWER TO MAKE HEROES GO BOOM.
LIKE...
BIG BOOM.
SUPERNOVA, MAN.
Post by: Hanslanda on August 10, 2012, 12:29:45 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 10, 2012, 06:10:28 am
only as many trolls as per tries it takes to get what i want.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 02:31:41 pm
Transform lich into limbless, jetpackless, weaponless Boba Fett. Become Sarlacc Pit. The lich Boba Fett is in midair above the Sarlacc Pit.(3) THE LICH HAS BEEN GIVEN THE BODY OF BOBA FETT. HE TAKES HIS SPIRIT OUT OF THE BODY, AND REANIMATES IT AS NORMAL BOBA FETT. (4) YOU ARE NOW IMMOBILE AND REALLY, REALLY, BIG. (3) THE GHOST OF THE LICH AND BOBA FETT FLY ABOVE YOU.
FINISH OFF LICH VIA BOB MARLEY.(5)"I helped TCM, but I did not kill the final boss." BOB SINGS THE PRECEDING AS YOU SWING HIM AT BOBA AND THE LICHS SPIRIT. BOBA IS KILLED IMMEDIATLY, AND SENT HURTLING INTO XANTALOS. THE LICHS SPIRIT IS SUNDERED IN HALF, AND HE BEGINS DRIPPING ECTOPLASM.
(5) EVERYONE'S NOW HIGH.FINISH OFF LICH VIA BOB MARLEY.GANJA POWER ACTIVATE!
STOMP LICH'S TORSO.(2) YOU TRY TO STOMP ON A GHOST THAT IS MID-AIR. NICE. YOU DROP LIKE A STONE, FOLLOWING FETT INTO XANTALOS.
OPEN FIRE AT HEROES AT CLOSE RANGE.(2) YOU OPEN FIRE ON HEROES AT CLOSE RANGE. DUE TO A GM ERROR, THIS INCLUDES YOURSELF. YOU LITERALLY SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT.
WAIT, WHY AM I HERO? I AM HELPING LICH!
YES MY ICEMAGIC IS BACK(3) YOU SHOOT ICE CREAM AT THE LICH. HE WAS WEAKENED, BUT DESSERT IS NOT YET LETHAL TO HIM.
>USE ICECREAM SHARDS ON BAD GUIZE UNTIL I AM NEUTRAL
UGH...POWER OF LOVE IS TRICKY.(5) USING THE POWER OF LOVE, YOU SUMMON A SMALL BLONDE KID. YOU GRANT HIM YOUR BLESSING. PK LOVE Ω! IT CREATES A SUPER NOVA IN THE CENTER OF THE ARENA, WHICH BECOMES A WORMHOLE. EVERYONE IS PULLED IN. WELCOME TO THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY. THERE'S LOTS OF STARS AND GRAVITY.
USE POWER TO MAKE HEROES GO BOOM.
LIKE...
BIG BOOM.
SUPERNOVA, MAN.
Glare at Corai.(5) YOUR HATE FILLED GLARE BURNS A HOLE IN HIS STOMACH.
sacrafice my trolls to turn the universe into a megaman game.(5) GREAT, NOW WE'RE ON THE LICH MAN STAGE.
only as many trolls as per tries it takes to get what i want.
BOSS TURN
"Ahh, the center of the galaxy. All the life force and mana from across the galaxy flows into this point. Thank you, heroes."
(4+3) As he prepares to absorb the power, something stops him. Zomaras sacrificial altar glows blue, and the world around it becomes pixelized. Slowly, the corruption spreads, filling the whole galaxy core with powerups, Mets and pixels. The Lich launches you to the entrance of the stage, and he rushes back to the power core.
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Post by: Corai on August 11, 2012, 02:34:40 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 02:47:09 pm
YOINK UP FIRST AS MEGA MAN.
GOOD THING I SUCK!
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 11, 2012, 03:16:36 pm
>I shoot icecream with chips. Chocolate chips.
Post by: TCM on August 11, 2012, 03:34:32 pm
ALSO, BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH BOB MARLEY.
Post by: Xantalos on August 11, 2012, 03:54:50 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 04:25:53 pm
Post by: Corai on August 11, 2012, 04:28:46 pm
Quick question for you guys. When the final boss has been badly damaged, is your first insinct usually to do nothing productive?
I'm a minion. If I was a hero I would be actually trying, because I am sane.
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY)
OH UMM, UMM. NO NO NO I I I'M NOT SURE...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2012, 06:15:17 pm
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY)
Also, create an awkward situation by asking if she likes bananas herself.
MUAHAHAHA
Post by: Dirg on August 11, 2012, 06:31:21 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 11, 2012, 11:07:44 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on August 12, 2012, 07:24:52 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 12, 2012, 09:55:19 pm
BECOME PLAYER OF MEGA MAN.(4) YOU ARE NOW PLAYING MEGAMAN. (3) YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
YOINK UP FIRST AS MEGA MAN.
GOOD THING I SUCK!
>turn into chaotic neutral when you jump off a cliff while shooting at the lich!(6) YOU BECOME CHAOTIC NEUTRAL, AND ARE ASSAULTED BY LAWFUL STUPID FORCES. THEY GUT YOU AND MAKE RAPTOR LEATHER
>I shoot icecream with chips. Chocolate chips.
GET THESE 40 HOES OFF MY NUTSACK.(5) 40 HOES REMOVE THEMSELVES FROM YOUR HORRIFICALLY OVER SIZED NUTSACK. (5) YOU EMBARK ON A KILLING SPREE WITH BOB MARLEY. YOU HAVE FREED NAZI GERMANY!
ALSO, BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH BOB MARLEY.
Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY)(1) BOBA FETT DOES NOT LIKE BANANAS. HE PREFERS BURNING THROUGH YOUR INSIDES TO ESCAPE.
(3) "OH UMM, ERR. ERSPERICAL." YOU'RE SO NERVOUS, YOU CAN'T SPEAK RIGHT.Quick question for you guys. When the final boss has been badly damaged, is your first insinct usually to do nothing productive?
I'm a minion. If I was a hero I would be actually trying, because I am sane.Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY)
OH UMM, UMM. NO NO NO I I I'M NOT SURE...
(4) AWKWARD ACHIEVED.Ask everyone inside me if they like bananas. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY)
Also, create an awkward situation by asking if she likes bananas herself.
MUAHAHAHA
NO IDEA WHAT GOIN ON ANYMORE, LOOK FOR VACUUM, USE VACUUM TO SUCK UP LICH'S SOUL.(3) YOU TAKE A NON-WORKING VACUUM. IT WORKS LIKE A NON-WORKING VACUUM.
Become Megaman, start killing Lich's minions and absorbing their powers.(4) YOU BECOME MEGAMAN. (6) YOU KILL CORAI, CATCHING BETRAYAL SYNDROME.
Turn any one of my remaining trolls into a mid-final boss.(4) TROLL IS NOW THE MID BOSS OF STAGE 6, LICH MAN. I WAS GOING TO DO A TROLLFACE JOKE, BUT I DECIDED THAT WAS NEVER FUNNY.
BOSS TURN
(3+3) Lichman floats over to the galaxy core and punches a hole in it. Pure mana begins pouring from the shattered sphere into his hand.
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Post by: Tiruin on August 12, 2012, 09:59:05 pm
If not, create a miasmic star!
Post by: Corai on August 12, 2012, 10:00:33 pm
RESPAWN, THEN ASK GM WHY I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY "RESPAWN" WHEN I DIE.
Post by: Dirg on August 12, 2012, 10:06:59 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 12, 2012, 10:08:13 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 12, 2012, 10:32:42 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 12, 2012, 10:50:04 pm
Implode self to destroy a hero!(4) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF, KILLING OFF SLOWPOKE. WAIT, WAS HE DEAD ALREADY? I DON'T CARE ACTUALLY.
If not, create a miasmic star!
FILL BARRELS WITH MANA THAT LICH FAILS TO CATCH, GOTTA MAKE SURE HE GETS ALL THE MANA!(6) MANA, BEING PURE ENERGY, IS NOT STABLE. BEING NOT STABLE, IT KIND OF EXPLODES. YOU ARE NOW A VERY MAGICAL GHOST. (4) I DUNNO.
RESPAWN, THEN ASK GM WHY I ALWAYS FORGET TO SAY "RESPAWN" WHEN I DIE.
COMBINE WITH ALL PAST LIVES TO BECOME ICE CREAM-PHOENIX-DEVIL-ROACHMAN. USE NEW POWERS TO BLAZE A FROSTY INFESTED TRAIL TO LICH FOR FELLOW TEAM MATES. ALSO EQUIP BROKEN VACUUM ON LEFT HAND TO MAGICLY FIX.(6) YOU COMBINE WITH YOUR PAST LIVES TO BECOME A SUPER BEING. ALL YOUR BODY PARTS DON'T GET ALONG. THE PHEONIX MELTS THE ICECREAM, AND THE DEVIL HATES ROACHES. YOU ARE NOW 4 WARRING BODILY FACTIONS.
Turn lich into a crippled, AIDS-afflicted, blood-poisoned, limbless, organless, teethless, but not hairless Mr T, and engage in an epic rap battle with him, culminating with him being destroyed by the power fo my rhymes. Then tell everyone to get the f*ck out of my neighborhood, because I'm Mr Rogers. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZsKqbt3gQ0&feature=relmfu)(1) HE BECOMES MR. T, WITHOUT ANY OF THAT STUFF YOU THREW ON THERE. (3) I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BAD TO MR. ROGERS, SO YOU AREN'T BECOMING HIM. THERE.
Attempt to overcome betrayal syndrome. If pass, attack the lichman. If fail, attack greatest threat, Greenstarfanatic.(4) YOUR MORALITY REMAINS INTACT, AND YOU (3+3v3) ATTACK LICHMAN. YOUR ATTACK IS PARRIED BY HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON, THE SWORD OF DAMNATION SOULS WHATEVER.
BOSS TURN
"YOU!"
(6+3v3) With a quick rotation and a flash of his blade, Lichman disarms Hanslanda. He kicks the hero onto his back and holds his blade to Hanslandas throat.
"I'll make this slow and painful."
He brings the sword onto Hanslandas leg. The wound sizzles with the untamed wrath of the thousand vengeful spectres contained within the blade.
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Post by: Corai on August 12, 2012, 10:53:54 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 12, 2012, 10:53:54 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 12, 2012, 10:56:45 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 13, 2012, 01:17:52 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2012, 01:21:17 am
CONVINCE WARRING BODILY FUNCTIONS NEED TO BEAT LICH FIRST. BEAT UP LICH.Y-y- You're Discord.
Post by: Dirg on August 13, 2012, 01:27:54 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2012, 01:29:05 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 13, 2012, 05:04:24 am
FLY TO GALACTIC CORE, EAT IT
BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
Post by: zomara0292 on August 13, 2012, 07:02:29 am
Polymorph into a metalvore.
If i succeed in doing that, EAT THE LINCHES SWARD AND GAIN THE "SOUL EATER" INTRISTIC, and then run away and turn back.
if not
Gain faver with the gods. all of them. And gain gifts from them. Do not die from said gifts. I like my new troll body.
Post by: kingfisher1112 on August 13, 2012, 09:13:39 am
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2012, 09:33:18 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 13, 2012, 01:14:51 pm
THEN
>EYESCREAM SHARDS ON HEROES
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 13, 2012, 02:16:28 pm
TAKE THE FORM OF A MAGICAL KOBOLD. PULL A DAGGER AND ASSIST LICHMAN.(2) YOU ARE BLESSED WITH THE MAGICAL ABILITY TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST UPON CONTACT WITH MAGIC. THERE'S A LOT OF MAGIC FLYING AROUND.
Use time left alive to make an appeal to the trapped souls within the blade to turn against the boss. Also, pray to Random Number God.(2) YOU CAN'T TALK TO THEM, THEY'RE TOO BUSY BEING TORMENTED BY BLACK MAGIC. (2) "S'UP, BRO?"
CONVINCE WARRING BODILY FUNCTIONS NEED TO BEAT LICH FIRST. BEAT UP LICH.(4) THEY AGREE WELL ENOUGH TO GET ALONG. (6) FOR YOUR FIRST MOVE, YOU FIRE THE ICE CREAM CANNON, ON YOUR SHOULDER. IT HITS HIM. LICHMAN IS BLOWN BACK BY THE RECOIL INTO THE CORE, CRACKING IT. "HI-FIVE!" ICE CREAM SHOUTS. "RIGHT HERE!" PHEONIX REPLIES. "OH GOD, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE..." ICE CREAM SCREAMS AS HE MELTS AWAY.
Say that to the sarlacc pit that nearly destroyed reality - twice, albiet untintentionally - but was only stopped by the GM.(6) "Y-YOU'RE DISCORD." YOU SHOUT AT THE GROUND WAIT, WRONG THING TO SAY.
DEAD? AND WHY SHOULD I CARE(2) YOU TRY TO ATTACK LICHMANS GOAL AS A DEAD THING... YEAH, NO. (3v6+4) WELCOME TO BLADELAND.
FLY TO GALACTIC CORE, EAT IT
BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
OK. i am about to go net hack on you guys.(5) YOU QUAFF THE PURPLE POTION. YOUR SHAPE SEEMS UNSTEADY. (3) YOU BITE OFF SOME OF LINCHES SWARD. WAIT, WHAT? YOU STILL GET SOUL EATER(4) THE GODS GIVE YOU FAVER AND GIFTS, LIKE MAGICBANE.
Polymorph into a metalvore.
If i succeed in doing that, EAT THE LINCHES SWARD AND GAIN THE "SOUL EATER" INTRISTIC, and then run away and turn back.
if not
Gain faver with the gods. all of them. And gain gifts from them. Do not die from said gifts. I like my new troll body.
Manifest as a ninja with an incendiary rocket launcher. Fire away.(2) YOU MANIFEST AS A NINJA WITH AN INCENDIARY SHIRT. YOU RIP OFF YOUR SHIRT AND THROW IT AWAY.
USE GERMANY TO FREE THE ZULUS.(6) ZULUS ARE DOUCHEBAGS. THEY BETRAY YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE BEEN CAPTURED.
>POSSES THE LAWFUL STUPID HEROES AND GET MY FORM BACK!(1) YOU FLIT INTO THE LAWFUL STUPID HERO, BUT HIS LAWFUL STUPID IS STRONGER THAN YOUR NEUTRAL STUPID. YOU HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED!
THEN
>EYESCREAM SHARDS ON HEROES
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(4+3)
"Now that the interruptions will stop, I can finally enact my plan."
He stabs the core with his sword, which acts as a conduit for the magic. It courses through the obsidian black blade and into his heart.
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Post by: raptorfangamer on August 13, 2012, 02:18:52 pm
>PLAY ANNOYING BARD SONGS! WE HAVE TO BECOME CHAOTIC STUPID!
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2012, 02:23:33 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 13, 2012, 03:04:36 pm
EAT ALL THE MANA
BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
Post by: Dirg on August 13, 2012, 03:31:46 pm
Post by: Praecordia on August 13, 2012, 03:33:30 pm
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2012, 05:21:34 pm
DESTROY LICH WITH BOB MARLEY.
Post by: Corai on August 13, 2012, 05:56:23 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 13, 2012, 10:29:28 pm
Cast Antimagic field on the lich and Galactic Core, with all metamagic and epic level feats applied. If pass, o.O uh, I don't know, party I guess? If fail, sigh resignedly and succumb to betrayal syndrome.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 13, 2012, 11:21:18 pm
>POSSES I SAY(2) [urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PAkntjs5M]Nazonazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara![/url]
>PLAY ANNOYING BARD SONGS! WE HAVE TO BECOME CHAOTIC STUPID!
"Screw this." Become a recognizable form. Walk up to the lich and rip his heart out. Then eat it.(1) YOUR FORM IS MOST EASILY RECOGNIZABLE AS A PARAPLEGIC INFANT. THAT MADE ME FEEL BAD. (3) YOU ATTACK HIS EMOTIONS, TRYING TO GET HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. YOUR DEATH MAY BE LESS MIND-GOUGINGLY AWFUL.
BE THE DEMONIC SWORD(4) YOU ARE INDEED LICHMANS BLADE. (3) YOU EAT ALL THE MANA, THEN GET INDIGESTION AND BARF MOST OF IT OUT. (3) YOU ARE A LEVEL 9999 WIZARD. YOUR SPELLS INCLUDE LEVEL 1 FINGER FLAME, LEVEL 1 SPARK AND LEVEL 1 WATER SPRAY.
EAT ALL THE MANA
BECOME LEVEL 9999 WIZARD
ICE CREAM WILL BE MISSED, BUT PLENTY AROUND TO HELP HEAL HIM. COMBINE DEVIL POWERS WITH ROACH DRILL FOR DEMONIC INFESTED FANG. ATTACK LICH WITH SAID MOVE IN HOPES OF GIVING HIM STATUS AILMENT TO WEAKEN.(2) YOU COMBINE THE ENDLESS SHADOW OF THE DEVIL WITH THE LEGIONS UNENDING OF THE ROACHES. THIS CONSISTS OF YOU PUNCHING THE ROACH DRILL WITH YOUR DEVIL HAND. (6) YOU CHANNEL ALL YOUR UNHOLY POWER INTO YOUR DEVIL HAND AND RUSH LICHMAN, SLAMMING YOUR BRUISED FIST INTO HIS STOMACH. WAIT. HE'S HEALED BY UNHOLY.
ABSORB POWER OF JESUS, SHOOT BEAMS OF JESUSPOWER AT BOSS(3) YOU TAKE A LARGE BITE OUT OF JESUS. MMM, JUST LIKE MOM USED TO MAKE. (5) JEEBUS RAYS, GO!YOU USE THE POWERS OF THE ALMIGHTY ON LICHMAN, CAUSING SOME NASTY BURNS AND HIM TO START SCREAMING LIKE A SMALL GIRL.
BEAT ZULUS TO DEATH WITH BOB MARKEY.(3) YOU EMBARK ONTO A MASS ZULU GENOCIDE. (4) YOU ATTACK LICHMAN WITH BOB MARLEY AS THE FORMER RECOILS FROM THE WRATH OF THE ALMIGHTY. THE SECOND ATTACK SENDS THE LICH TO HIS KNEES, GLARING AT YOU WITH HATRED.
DESTROY LICH WITH BOB MARLEY.
SUICIDE CHARGE HEROES, WHILE EXPLODING.(5) "NO! LICH! YOU CRY, RUSHING THOSE WHO HAD ATTACKED YOUR MASTER. CONCENTRATING ALL YOUR MAGIC, YOU PUT IT AT ONE POINT WITHIN YOU. THE BLADDE. EVADING ALL OF THEIR STRIKES AND BLOCKS, YOU STAND IN THEIR MIDST, AND YOUR BLADDER BURSTS, SENDING MAGIC AND UNMENTIONABLE THINGS ALL AROUND YOU. TCM AND PRAECORDIA HAVE BEEN SLAIN, BUT THEIR SACRIFICES WERE NOT IN VAIN, AS THE LICH STILL RECOILS FROM THEIR FEROCIOUS ASSAULT. THE TRUE QUESTION, IS WHETHER ANY OF THE OTHERS WILL STAND AND FIGHT HIM.
Holy shit, I didn't die. That is... Surprising. Also, Random Number God, I need a favor here.(6) HANSLANDA ANSWERS THE CALL. FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, HE CASTS A FINAL SPELL. ANTIMAGIC FIELD! IT BUBBLES UP FROM THE CORE AND GROWS OUTWARDS, SURROUNDING LICHMAN AND CUTTING OFF ALL MAGIC. ACROSS THE GALAXY, 2ND YEAR STUDENTS HURTLE FROM THE SKY IN THEIR CARS, MAGIC BATTLES END ANTICLIMACTICALLY, AND CHAOS SPREADS LIKE A PLAGUE.
Cast Antimagic field on the lich and Galactic Core, with all metamagic and epic level feats applied. If pass, o.O uh, I don't know, party I guess? If fail, sigh resignedly and succumb to betrayal syndrome.
BOSS TURN
"D-Damn you..."
He struggles to his feet, still obviously injured.
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Post by: Hanslanda on August 13, 2012, 11:31:12 pm
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Ahem.
Respawn as King Arthur armed with Excalibur and sheathe. If pass, attack Lich with Excalibur.
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2012, 11:36:15 pm
Post by: Corai on August 13, 2012, 11:43:50 pm
Post by: Praecordia on August 13, 2012, 11:46:21 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 14, 2012, 12:51:00 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 14, 2012, 12:59:22 am
AND STUFF.
Post by: Grimmjow6th on August 14, 2012, 01:05:45 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 14, 2012, 06:16:04 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 14, 2012, 08:48:05 am
TRAIN SPELLS
Post by: TCM on August 14, 2012, 03:17:58 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 14, 2012, 10:36:51 pm
>everything at that general direction must die!
>and an army appears killing even the smallest of microbes in that general direction
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 15, 2012, 01:46:41 pm
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Respawn as King Arthur armed with Excalibur and sheathe. If pass, attack Lich with Excalibur.
YOU BECOME ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS. YOU RUSH THE LICH WITH EXCALIBUR, (3) RENDING A NICK IN HIS SIDE.
Chaos? :D Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
RESPAWN AS TENTACLE DEMON. HAVE TENTACLES SURGICALLY REMOVED & FASHIONED INTO HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE WEAPONS.(3) YOU SPAWN AS AN IMP WITH TENTACLE ARMS. (6) THEY ARE FORMED INTO MASSIVE WEAPONS, WHICH THE SMITHS THEN USE TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
USE DEMI-JESUS POWERS TO RESURRECT 3 DAYS LATER(6) YOU'LL RESURRECT ANY DAY NOW. AANNNYY DAY NOW.
"This...is...OVER!!!"PHOENIX KICK LICH. FOLLOW UP WITH SEEING IF CAN ABSORB LICH'S SOUL INTO HIS OWN BLADE.(4) YOU KICK HIM THE THE CHEST WITH THE POWER OF THE PHEONIX, BURNING THROUGH HIS CLOAK. (1) NO, BUT THE LICH CAN ABSORB YOUR SOUL INTO IT.
USE TEH POWER OF LOVE. TO DO STUFF.(5) YOU CAN DO STUFF WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. YOU CAN DO STUFF WITH YOUR LICH-THING WIFE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
AND STUFF.
BE UNDEAD SKELETON ARCHER. FIRE ARROW INTO DIRGES FACE.(4)
Find me a soul to eat and gain the status of "Second" final boss.(2) YOU TRY TO EAT A SOUL, BUT FAIL. MAYBE METAPHYSICAL FOOD IS A BIT ABOVE YOU.
DISREGARD LACK OF MAGIC(3) YOU ARE DABBLING MAGICAL GIRL.
TRAIN SPELLS
ATTACK LICH WITH SUPER-OMEGA KAWAII DESU DREADLOCK NO JUTSU BOB MARLEY OVERHAND SMASH ATTACK.(2) MARLEY IS TIRED OF ALL THE VIOLENCE, AND ABANDONS YOU TO GO SMOKE POT.
>points at a random direction(5) YOU POINT AT THE LICH AND AN ARMY RUSHES HIM, CUTTING HIM UP.
>everything at that general direction must die!
>and an army appears killing even the smallest of microbes in that general direction
BOSS TURN:
The Boss (6+3) pulls the life energy out of all of raptors soldiers and restores his health.
"Fight me, one on one."
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Post by: Corai on August 15, 2012, 01:50:06 pm
Post by: TCM on August 15, 2012, 01:51:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 15, 2012, 02:13:15 pm
Post by: Praecordia on August 15, 2012, 02:37:53 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 15, 2012, 03:06:51 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 15, 2012, 03:46:17 pm
>PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY
>GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO KILL THE LICH WHILE YOU USE GAMMA RAYS TO KILL THE FLOATY CELLS ON THE LICH DIRECTION
Post by: Hanslanda on August 15, 2012, 09:36:16 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on August 16, 2012, 07:30:04 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 16, 2012, 02:02:40 pm
WRESTLE A WEAPON FROM A SMITH. ATTACK THEM WITH IT BY [NSFW], THEN DO THE SAME TO HEROES.(1) THE GM BEGINS [NSFW]ING YOU. EWW.
HIT THE LICH WITH GERMANY.(2) NEIN.
Drop Australia on him. Also, point out that Australia is the only country in the world, apart from France.(5) YOU DROP AUSTALIA ON THE LICH, STUNNING HIM AND GETTING THE GM TO REVEAL HIS WEAKNESS. QUITE CLICHELY, IT'S TEAMWORK. YOU GUYS DO SEEM TO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THAT. (6) AUSTALIAS DOMINION OVER THE PLANET IS DESTROYED BY FRANCE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DESTROYING IT.
FINISH RESURRECTING(3) AH, LIFE. YOU REMEMBER WHAT THIS WAS LIKE. IT'S JUST LIKE BEFORE. EXCEPT FOR THE UNDYING HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH. WAIT. THAT'S BAD.
Summon Morgan Freeman to fight Lich 1 on 1.(1) MORGAN FREEMAN DECIDES TO NARRATE YOU GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED INSTEAD.
>WHAT THE HELL YOU INCOMPETENT ARMY! THE LICH IS ALREADY DEAD!(5)YOU PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY INTO LICHMAN, CAUSING SOME PRETTY MAJOR INJURIES, INCLUDING A INFANTRIED EYE.
>PUNT THE REST OF THE ARMY
>GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO KILL THE LICH WHILE YOU USE GAMMA RAYS TO KILL THE FLOATY CELLS ON THE LICH DIRECTION
>be turnip.(4) YOU ARE TURNIP. (2) NO, YOU ARE NORMAL TURNIP.
>drag my electrical naked turnip man from 'roll to turnip' into the fight, and control it!
Challenge the Lich to highly regulated single combat.(4) CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Consider why I have the soul eater intrinsic, but cannot eat souls. solve the issue through any means nessicary.(4) THE GM IS LAZY AND FORGETFUL.
BOSS TURN:
He begins the duel against Hanslanda by dropping his sword into a defensive stance, but he stands in a tension-filled way, ready to counter-strike at any time.
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Post by: Corai on August 16, 2012, 02:04:11 pm
OKAY?
Post by: Dirg on August 16, 2012, 02:13:00 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 16, 2012, 04:28:38 pm
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QuoteChaos? Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
(2)
(2)
NO ICECREAM?!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 16, 2012, 04:34:45 pm
ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYSErr. That chaos could have ice cream in it.QuoteQuoteChaos? Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
(2)
(2)
NO ICECREAM?!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 16, 2012, 04:36:35 pm
ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYSErr. That chaos could have ice cream in it.QuoteQuoteChaos? Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
(2)
(2)
NO ICECREAM?!
DISREGARD COVER STORY
SUMMON ICE CREAM
Post by: Hanslanda on August 16, 2012, 08:20:54 pm
Post by: Corai on August 16, 2012, 08:21:41 pm
Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.
I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!
Post by: Hanslanda on August 16, 2012, 08:28:21 pm
Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.
I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!
But your boss accepted a challenge to a highly regulated single combat between me and him, and not only did you violate the rules he de facto agreed to, you also are using teamwork to do so. You are using his greatest weakness against him to help him. You're such a betrayer that you're accidentally betraying your boss by trying to help him.
Post by: Corai on August 16, 2012, 08:29:50 pm
Point out that Corai healing the Lich violates the rules of the contest, and also is teamwork, the Lich's weakness. If pass, smile smugly and unite Britain under my banner. If fail, smile grimly and start swordfighting the Lich.
I am a bad guy, I care not for rules!
But your boss accepted a challenge to a highly regulated single combat between me and him, and not only did you violate the rules he de facto agreed to, you also are using teamwork to do so. You are using his greatest weakness against him to help him. You're such a betrayer that you're accidentally betraying your boss by trying to help him.
... *Slow clapping*
You have defeated me in intellectual combat. Stop healing Lich.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 16, 2012, 08:37:05 pm
FOR SAKE OF PLAYERS & GM, LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED.(4) IT IS FORGOTTEN.
OKAY?ALSO HEAL LICH FROM SIDELINES, BECAUSE EVIL = CHEATERS.
YELL AT MORGAN FREEMAN. SAY WILL NEVER BUY ANOTHER OF HIS BOOKS ON TAPE IF HE DOESN'T COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LICH. TRANSFORM PART OF SELF INTO POWERFUL SWORD AND ARMOR TO HELP THOSE GOING 1 ON 1 WITH LICH.(5)SIGHING, FREEMAN ASCENDS TO GOD FORM AND PREPARES TO ATTACK LICHMAN. HOWEVER, HIS MIGHTY BLOWS ARE TURNED AWAY BY AN INVISIBLE FIELD SURROUNDING THE COMBATANTS. (3) YOUR LEFT PINKY TOE IS NOW A RING OF ADORNMENT.
ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYS(2) HE IS ABOVE YOU.
(2) NO! YOU HYPOTHETICALLY SUMMON ANTI-ICE CREAM. IF IT IS NOT BANISHED, IT MAY DESTROY ALL ICE CREAM IN EXISTANCE.ASK MORGAN FREEMAN WHAT DOES HE THINK OF CHUCK NORRIS AND BILLY MAYSErr. That chaos could have ice cream in it.QuoteQuoteChaos? Become Chaos from 8-Bit Theatre. Reprimand lich for not doing a good job in destroying creation, then dock his existence wage.(2) WELL, YOU BECOME SOMETHING WHICH IS CHAOTIC, SURE, BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED. MORE OF A WRITHING MASS OF PRIMAL CHAOS.
(2)
(2)
NO ICECREAM?!
DISREGARD COVER STORY
SUMMON ICE CREAM
BOSS TURN:
(1+3) (3+2) Lichman, tired of waiting for Hanslanda to strike, brings a strong overhead strike onto Hanslanda, who blocks it with the might of
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Post by: Corai on August 16, 2012, 08:39:57 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 16, 2012, 08:40:15 pm
Post by: Dirg on August 16, 2012, 08:43:30 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on August 17, 2012, 09:30:43 am
Post by: christehchris on August 17, 2012, 09:49:22 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 17, 2012, 09:58:10 am
HIT LICH WITH ANTIICECREAM
Post by: TCM on August 17, 2012, 10:03:10 am
EAT RICE
CHUCK MICE
GET LICE
BE NICE
FUCK BIKES
I killed it.
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 17, 2012, 01:04:17 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 17, 2012, 01:52:24 pm
GET SHOTGUN. WE ALL KNOW LICH IS GOING TO LOOSE, MIGHT AS WELL GO HUNTING FOR HEROES WHILE WE WAIT IT.(3) YOU ACQUIRE AN ANTIQUE CHESTERFIELD RIFLE, SAWN OFF A BIT SO IT KIND OF WORKS LIKE A SHOTGUN. (4) YOU SHOOT TCM IN THE LEG!
Pray to(5)Morgan FreemanGod for strength and skill. Pounce forward and stab the Lich.
NEED MAKE MORE ARMOR AND WEAPONS FROM BODY PARTS. DO THAT WHILE DEVIL SIDE SUMMONS MINIONS TO ATTACK LICH MINIONS.(3) YOUR LEFT EARLOBE IS NOW A CURSED RING OF HUNGER. (5) A MULTITUDE OF IMPS AND HELL KNIGHTS COURSE FROM MARS, LANDING NEXT TO YOU AND BOWING.
EAT A Soul this time. and gain its powers.(4) YOU DEVOUR THE WONDER TWINS SOULS.
slap him with a large power-imbued trout(6) "ULTIMATE! TROUT! BREAKER!" YOU SCREAM AS YOU SLAP ZOMARA, CAUSING HIM TO FLY BACKWARDS INTO A WALL.
DESTROY FORCEFIELD(3) A SMALL HOLE OPENS UP IN THE FORCEFIELD, (6)WHICH YOU USE TO THROW THE ANTIICECREAM AT THE LICH. IT COLLIDES WITH HIM, ELIMINATING THE IMPURE ICE CREAM AND LEAVING ONLY THE EVIL.
HIT LICH WITH ANTIICECREAM
LOAD DICE(2) YOUR DICE REMAIN FAIR, (5) YOUR RICE IS DELICIOUS, BUT THE MEAL IS RUINED BY (1) A MOUSE YOU ATTEMPTED TO THROW BITING YOU IN THE LEG. (6) YOU GET LICE, DISUSTING ALL OF YOUR BITCHES, FOLLOWERS ETC. (3) YOU ARE SOMEWHAT LESS OF A DOUCHEBAG. (3) YOU COPULATE WITH A MOTORBIKE. CONGRATS.
EAT RICE
CHUCK MICE
GET LICE
BE NICE
FUCK BIKES
I killed it.
>Get gordon freeman and goron freeman to destroy morgan freeman(6) THEY NEED MORE POWER TO DESTROY MORGAN FREEMAN. THEY HARVEST YOUR SOUL FOR THAT VERY PURPOSE.
BOSS TURN:
(3+2v3+3) The lich attacks Hanslanda with a lightning quick stab. Hanslanda leaps out of the way, but his armor is clipped, chipping part of it off.
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Post by: zomara0292 on August 17, 2012, 02:11:07 pm
EAT THE FISH THAT SLAPED ME AFTER SLAPCHOPPING IT IN A SLAPCHOP.
REMEMBER THAT I DONT LIKE FISH AND SPIT IT ALL ON THE LINCH.
FIND OUT IF I REALLY DO HAVE THE ABOVE INTRINSTICS
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 17, 2012, 02:19:46 pm
>become dueling fish
>get contrived revenge plot
>avenge yourself on a costly and unpractical way, becoming manfish, cleansing the streets of outlaws, raiders, freemen, fremen, and the freemans
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 17, 2012, 02:26:37 pm
SPIN MENACINGLY, GATHERING ENERGY
Post by: Dirg on August 17, 2012, 02:27:54 pm
Post by: TCM on August 17, 2012, 02:49:05 pm
Eat Dice
Load Rice
Be mice
Fuck lice
Chuck Bikes
Cure Aids.
Post by: Corai on August 17, 2012, 04:44:10 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 17, 2012, 09:33:07 pm
Post by: miauw62 on August 18, 2012, 05:27:03 am
THROW TREE PUNS AT MINIONS
POST TO WATCH
god, my notification folder is going to get spammed to hell from this
Post by: christehchris on August 18, 2012, 08:44:09 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 18, 2012, 09:53:44 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 19, 2012, 05:55:09 pm
Cool. now i have the polymorph and polymorph coltrol intristic.(2) THE FISH SLAPS YOU AGAIN, WITH A FIST OF ICE CREAM. (4) YOU INDEED HAVE SAID INTRINSICS.
EAT THE FISH THAT SLAPED ME AFTER SLAPCHOPPING IT IN A SLAPCHOP.
REMEMBER THAT I DONT LIKE FISH AND SPIT IT ALL ON THE LINCH.
FIND OUT IF I REALLY DO HAVE THE ABOVE INTRINSTICS
>posses fish(1) YOU TRY TO POSSESS THE FISH, BUT IT INVERSES THE SOUL INTAKE CONDUIT, CAUSING A TEMPORARY SOUL MISPLACEMENT. SO YEAH, SOUL SWITCHEROO. (4) YOU SOMEHOW FIND A RAPIER AND BECOME A DUELIST FISH. (1) YOUR REVENGE ATTEMPT GOES HAYWIRE WHEN FREEMAN FORGIVES YOU SO HARD, YOU ARE WEAKENED BY THE KINDNESS.
>become dueling fish
>get contrived revenge plot
>avenge yourself on a costly and unpractical way, becoming manfish, cleansing the streets of outlaws, raiders, freemen, fremen, and the freemans
WALK INTO BATTLEFIELD(5) YOU WALK INTO THE BATTLEFIELD. YOU ARE NOW WITHIN THE GALAXY CORE. (4) YOU GATHER ENERGY. SPARKING LIGHTNING AND FLASHING LIGHTS SURROUND YOU AS YOU CHARGE YOUR SPECIAL ABILITY.
SPIN MENACINGLY, GATHERING ENERGY
POINT AT LICH'S MINIONS TELL MY MINIONS EVERYTHING IN THAT GENERAL DIRECTION MUST DIE, EXCEPT MORGAN FREEMAN IF HE'S OVER THERE.(2) YOU POINT AT A DISTANT MOUNTAIN PLANET. THEY RUSH THE INHABITANTS. WELCOME TO BOATMURDERED. MAGMA FLOWS DECIMATE YOUR MINIONS, KILLING THEM ALL.
Remix time!(6) YOU DEVOUR THE DICE, BUT YOUR INSIDES DON'T AGREE WITH THEM. YOU VOMIT THEM OUT RATHER PAINFULLY. (2) NOW LOADING RICE. THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER. STUPID LOAD SCREENS. (4) YOU ARE MICE. (4) YOU TAKE LICE, AND ACT VULGARLY TOWARDS THEM. (6) NOPE. YOU CHUCK TESTA. HE'S KIND OF PISSED. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T TOSS TESLA. (2) YOU MAKE SUPER-AIDS, WHICH NOW RESIDES IN A PETRI DISH.
Eat Dice
Load Rice
Be mice
Fuck lice
Chuck Bikes
Cure Aids.
KILL THEN BUTCHER A HERO. SELL PRODUCT TO RABBITS.(3) YOU KILL TCM, AND MAKE A MOUSE SKIN TOOTHPICK. (6) YOU SELL THEM TO THE RABBITS, WHICH GIVE YOU AIDS IN RETURN.
Sunder check on the Lich's sword. I'll get you yet, motherfucker.(10v10+4) YOU FAIL THE ROLL, AND NOW THE LICH TAKES HIS ATTACK OF OPPORTUNITY. (2+3V2+2) HE BRINGS THE BLADE OF THE DAMNED AROUND IN AN ARC, CUTTING DEEPLY INTO YOUR ARMOR.
ENTER BATTLEFIELD ON HEROES SIDES AS BRINGER OF JOKES.YOU ENTER THE BATTLEFIELD AND BEGIN TO SPRAY JOKES. (6) "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAF." THE HEROIC MINIONS FIND THESE STUPID JOKES SO AMUSING, THEY FORGET TO ATTACK. (NOT LIKE THEY EVER ATTACK.)
THROW TREE PUNS AT MINIONS
POST TO WATCH
god, my notification folder is going to get spammed to hell from this
i ford the river(1) YOU CATCH DISPEDEPPSE OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED. I LOST SO MANY FRONTIERSMEN TO THAT.
Summon Kraken swarm, and have them attack the lich using the scent of the fish all over him.(2) ICE CREAM SWARM HURTLES FROM THE SKY ONTO YOU. A DELICIOUS, FREEZING DEATH HAS FOUND YOU.
BOSS TURN:
(6+3v5+2) Lichman once again attacks Hanslanda with the blade of damned souls, completely destroying his armor.
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Post by: Corai on August 19, 2012, 05:56:15 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 19, 2012, 06:09:03 pm
Post by: TCM on August 19, 2012, 06:14:07 pm
START INFECTING EVERYTHING.
Post by: Dirg on August 19, 2012, 06:22:32 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 19, 2012, 06:49:59 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on August 19, 2012, 09:20:40 pm
Post by: miauw62 on August 20, 2012, 06:22:16 am
USE NEWLY AQUIRED SUNGLASSES TO MAKE MORE JOKES AND THUS DISABLE THE EVIL MINIONS.
Post by: zomara0292 on August 21, 2012, 08:10:13 am
Become a level one Alter-wizard.
Find out what spells I know.
Post by: christehchris on August 21, 2012, 08:51:13 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 22, 2012, 01:50:06 am
Post by: Obdura on August 22, 2012, 04:16:31 am
REALIZE THIS BE MY REALM AND PULL THE ALMIGHTY SWORD OF SEVEN FROM GALAXY CORE
SILVER SURFER: DEFEND SPIDERMAN FROM RAPTORFANGAMER. PERSUADE SPIDEY TO JOIN OUR CAUSE
Post by: Xantalos on August 26, 2012, 12:35:43 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 26, 2012, 12:56:22 am
USE MAGIC TO REMOVE AIDS. CALL A TIME-OUT, GIVE HANSLANDA & LICH WATER WHILE THEY REST.(3) YOU HAVE KIND-OF AIDS. IT MAKES THIS KIND-OF POLITICALLY INCORRECT. THE TWO OF THEM AGREE TO THE BREAK, AND GET REFRESHED.
CAST WIDE ANGLE DISINTEGRATION BEAM(4) YOU DISINTIGRATE PART OF THE HONOR BASED FORCEFIELD AROUND HANSALANDA AND THE LICH.
BE REBORN AS THE SUPER-AIDS VIRUS.(6) ITS CHLAMYDIA! ITS A YEAST INFECTION! IT'S SUPERAIDS! YOU ARE SUPERAIDS, AND INFECT YOURSELF!
START INFECTING EVERYTHING.
CURSE YOU LAVA ON A 2! SUMMON MORE MINIONS TO FIGHT VILLIAN MINIONS, KILL A RANDOM VILLIAN MINION BY RIPPING HIS INTESTINES OUT AND STRANGLING HIM WITH THEM.(4) MORE HEROIC MINIONS SHOW UP AMD CLASH INEFFECTUALLY AGAINST THE IMP LEGIONS.
>become manfish and defeat(1) YOU ARE MANFISH, WITH THE GILLS OF A FISH AND THE BODY OF A OCTOGENERIC OBESE MAN! YOU BEGIN SUFFOCATING AND SUFFERING CARDIAC ARREST!batmanSpiderman, the fifth avenger
Attempt to coerce GM into giving agility bonus now that heavy medieval armor has been removed. Attack the Lich.(5) FINE. YOU ATTACK THE LICH. (2+3v1+3) A SMALL GASH IS CUT INTO HIS FACE AS HE SCRAMBLES FROM THE BLOW.
AQUIRE SUNGLASSES(3) YOU HAVE OLD 70'S MASQUERADE STYLED SUNGLASSES. (6) YOU ARE FUNNY. YOUR GREAT HUMOR INVIGORATES THEIR MORALE!
USE NEWLY AQUIRED SUNGLASSES TO MAKE MORE JOKES AND THUS DISABLE THE EVIL MINIONS.
Produce a random science wand and zap Lichman with it.(5) HYDROCHLORIC ACID POURS ONTO THE LICH. YOU TEST THE EFFECTIVENESS OF HYDROCLORIC ACID ON UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES. IT'S PRETTY EFFECTIVE, UNTIL THE HONOR FIELD TAKES IT'S REVENGE ON YOU. (1) OH GOD! IT'S THROWING SAMURAI AT YOU!
Become a level one Alter-wizard.
Find out what spells I know.
ARTHAS(5) ARTHAS, THE LICH KING!
...HARGLEBLAH FIRE HOLY BBQ CANNON AT LICH(4) THE HOLY BBQ SEARS HIS ALREADY EXTENSIVE WOUNDS, LEAVING HIM ON THE CUSP OF DEFEAT.
GET SELF ONTO HEROES LIST(2) YOU PULL A RUSTED OLD DAGGER FROM YOUR BUTTHOLE. HOW DID THAT GET THERE? (3) SPIDERMAN JOINS YOUR CAUSE!
REALIZE THIS BE MY REALM AND PULL THE ALMIGHTY SWORD OF SEVEN FROM GALAXY CORE
SILVER SURFER: DEFEND SPIDERMAN FROM RAPTORFANGAMER. PERSUADE SPIDEY TO JOIN OUR CAUSE
BOSS TURN
"Urk... Damn you."
(1+3) He focuses his magic, causing some of his wounds to slowly heal themselves.
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Post by: Corai on August 26, 2012, 01:01:27 am
Post by: Hanslanda on August 26, 2012, 01:04:09 am
Pause to allow Lich to heal. Resume duelling when Lich is full health once more.
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 01:10:13 am
IF SUCSESSFUL, INFECT EVERYONE INSIDE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 26, 2012, 01:14:17 am
THIS TIME, AM STEVE. AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE.
OF LIVE.
CRUSH PUNY TCM WITH MY AWESOME STEVE-NESS.
Post by: Dirg on August 26, 2012, 01:19:19 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 26, 2012, 02:35:37 am
Post by: miauw62 on August 26, 2012, 05:32:08 am
MOVE HEROES TO STAGE AND REINFORCE THEM USING HUMOR.
OOC note: you havent added me to the heroes list yet :P
Post by: LordSlowpoke on August 26, 2012, 06:36:28 am
THROW PIE AT LICH
THEN PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AGAIN
CONTINUE UNTIL PIE IS EXISTENTIALIST
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 26, 2012, 11:15:44 am
>get a man disguise and a breathing mask!
>use my hearty powers to force everyone into cardiac arrest!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 27, 2012, 12:57:17 am
KIDNAP CHEERLEADERS, FORCE THEM TO CHEER FOR LICH.(3) YOU HAVE TAKEN THE WEST TERRACE MIDDLE SCHOOL CHEERLEADING TEAM. (6) THE DEATH THREATS, WHILE PERSUASIVE, HAMPER THEIR ABILITY TO PERFORM CHEERS.
Holy shit, I'm actually doing things. I feel so accomplished.(1+3) MORE MAGIC FLIES ACROSS THE LICHS SKIN, AND HIS WOUNDS HEAL. SCARS REMAIN HOWEVER, AS DOES HIS RATHER ANGRY EXPRESSION.
Pause to allow Lich to heal. Resume duelling when Lich is full health once more.
INFECT HONOR BASED FORCEFIELD WITH SUPERAIDS.(4) THE FORCEFIELD HAS AIDS. I GUESS. (5) EVERYONE INSIDE HAS SUPERAIDS.
IF SUCSESSFUL, INFECT EVERYONE INSIDE.
MAKE DRAMATIC RE-ENTRY, STILL AS LIFE-INCARNATE.(6) YOU ARE INDEED STEVE. HOWEVER, THIS TRAPS YOU WITHIN SOME NERDY KIDS LAPTOP. (2) BEING IN A LAPTOP MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO CRUSH A VIRUS.
THIS TIME, AM STEVE. AWESOME MINECRAFT STEVE.
OF LIVE.
CRUSH PUNY TCM WITH MY AWESOME STEVE-NESS.
MINIONS, ATTACK! POINT AT LICH.(1) THEY ALL GET SUPERAIDS FROM THE FORCEFIELD AND DIE.
TAKE A CHEAP SHOT AT THE LICH BY THROWING A CHIMPANZEE BOMB AT HIM(3) YOU THROW A CHIMP BOMB AT HIM THROUGH THE AIDS FIELD. THE CHIMPS ALL GET AIDS, BUT THEY SOME HOW LAST LONGER THAN DIRGS SUPERNATURAL BEINGS. END RESULT, ONE AIDS INFECTED CHIMP IS INSIDE.
FOCUS ENERGY TO TRANSFORM BATTLEFIELD INTO STAGE.(1) YOU TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO A STAGE. A REALLY BAD ONE. AT A BAD COMEDY CLUB. (1) THE AIDS CHIMP COMES ONTO THE STAGE, THEN STARTS THROWING POO AROUND. YOU'RE A STAGE WITH AIDS.
MOVE HEROES TO STAGE AND REINFORCE THEM USING HUMOR.
OOC note: you havent added me to the heroes list yet :P
SUMMON PIE(5) YOU SUMMON THE GREATEST PIE EVER TO GRACE THIS MORTAL PLANE. (1) THEN YOU START SMASHING IT ONTO THE GROUND. (1) IT BECOMES EXISTENTIALIST, IF THAT MEANS REALLY, REALLY MAD.
THROW PIE AT LICH
THEN PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AGAIN
CONTINUE UNTIL PIE IS EXISTENTIALIST
>get the ring of heart!(6)YOU GET A RING MADE OF SOMEONE'S HEART. (4) YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A BUSINESS MAN PREPARING FOR THE GAS RAIDS. (4) HEART SHAPED POLICE HAVE ARRIVED TO ARREST EVERYONE FOR SOME REASON.
>get a man disguise and a breathing mask!
>use my hearty powers to force everyone into cardiac arrest!
BOSS TURN
"Excuse me, Hanslanda. I have a disease to eradicate."
He excuses himself from the battle for a moment, before focusing his dark energy. Yeah, the same old crap. (1+3 The forcefield, Hanslanda, and the Lich all glow for a moment, before darkness jets from their pores, flowing into the chimp, who keels over and dies.
"I believe we were dueling to the death."
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Post by: Hanslanda on August 27, 2012, 01:00:40 am
Lunge at Lich! Sunder check on his sword!
Post by: Xantalos on August 27, 2012, 01:05:03 am
Post by: Dirg on August 27, 2012, 01:06:34 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 27, 2012, 01:27:30 am
PUNCH KID IN FACE.
MAKE IT BACK TO MY LOVNG WIFE AND...
DO STUFF. ANYTHING, REALLY.
Post by: Wrex on August 27, 2012, 01:37:33 am
I GIVE LICH EPIC BOSS MUSIC.
BEHOLD, TRUE POWER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W06JEVZPGHk)
HE WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY HIM TRIBUTE.
I ALSO THROW THE MOON AT THE HEROES. WHILE LIGHTING THE MOON ON FIRE.
THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 27, 2012, 01:41:04 am
Post by: Wrex on August 27, 2012, 01:45:36 am
((WOW, A REFERENCE TO IWBTG. NICE.))
((I BEAT THE GODAMN GAME. I DESERVE TO HAVE FUN ONCE AND AWHILE))
Post by: Xantalos on August 27, 2012, 02:00:37 am
THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.Wut.
SUMMON BONERDAGON.
BONERDAGON.
BONERDAGON.
Post by: Dirg on August 27, 2012, 02:04:17 am
Post by: Wrex on August 27, 2012, 02:07:19 am
THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.Wut.
SUMMON BONERDAGON.
BONERDAGON.
BONERDAGON.
(( THE MIGHTY BONERDAGON (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bonerdagon) LORD OF THE CYRPT OF THE MISSPELLED CEMETARY. HE WILL DESTROY YOUR GRAMMAR!))
Post by: TCM on August 27, 2012, 06:15:57 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 27, 2012, 06:20:01 am
Through my aids at the linch!
Post by: raptorfangamer on August 27, 2012, 03:06:21 pm
Post by: miauw62 on August 29, 2012, 02:27:19 pm
LURE CORAI ONTO ME USING SHINIES.
Cant let this thread die.
OOC to below: I'm the worst stage ever now. So yeah. I'm not the trapdoors, i'm the worst stage ever with trapdoors and spikepits.
Post by: Xantalos on August 29, 2012, 02:33:07 pm
AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.It! Shall not! DIE!!! Also, you aren't the trapdoors.
LURE PEOPLE ONTO ME USING CANDY.
Cant let this thread die.
Post by: Mullet Master on August 30, 2012, 09:34:07 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 01, 2012, 09:53:19 pm
Indeed. Let us resume forthwith.(3+3v3+3) THE LICH REACTS TO YOUR MANEUVER AND TAKES AN ATTACK, USING THAT OPPORTUNITY (THAT WASN'T FUNNY, I APOLOGIZE). HOWEVER, YOU STUMBLE BACKWARDS, AWAY FROM THE ATTACK. QUICKLY REGAINING YOUR FOOTING, YOU TRY TO SUNDER HIS BLADE, (1+3, 2+3), BUT YOUR BLADE CLATTERS OFF OF HIS HARMLESSLY.
Lunge at Lich! Sunder check on his sword!
Use the hi-five from Jackass 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEcpJLRqZ-g&feature=related) with a glove on to challenge the lich to a duel. The glove is made of toad leather and menaces with a ridiculous number of spikes of holy adamantine.(5) YOU HARNESS THE PAIN AND STUPIDITY CONTAINED WITHIN THE THREE (ISN'T IT REALLY SOMEWHERE AROUND 5 BECAUSE OF ALL THE .5S?) JACKASS MOVIES, AND SUMMON THE HI-FIVE MACHINE FROM JACKASS INTO THE FORCEFIELD. (1) ITS GLOVE IS COMPOSED OF LOVE LEATHER AND IT IS COVERED WITH WHITE, HEALING MANA. (1) HOWEVER, THE MACHINE MISSES THE LICH AND COLLIDES WITH HANSLANDA, REPAIRING ALL OF HIS GEAR AND HEALING HIS WOUNDS.
"IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT!" RAM CORAI INRO HONOR BOUND AIDS FIELD. IF MAKE HOLE IN FIELD, STEP THROUGH, LIKE A BOSS!(4) YOU SMASH CORAI INTO THE FIELD, CAUSING A CRACK TO FORM IN IT.
PUNCH MY WAY OUT OF THE LAPTOP.(1) YOU PUNCH A TREE FOR YOUR NEW MASTER. (3) YOU THEN CAUSE A SLIGHT ITCHING WITH YOUR DECREASED CONTROL OVER THE LIFE FORCE. (1) YOU DON'T MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR WIFE. IT'S DIFFICULT, WHAT WITH YOU BEING TRAPPED.
PUNCH KID IN FACE.
MAKE IT BACK TO MY LOVNG WIFE AND...
DO STUFF. ANYTHING, REALLY.
I APPAER OUT OF NOWHERES.(4) YOU SIDLE IN FROM BEHIND NOTHING, AND TRY TO CREATE BOSS MUSIC. (1) INSTEAD, THIS BEGINS TO PLAY.BEHOLD, TRUE FAIL! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08l0DnKBZBo). (4) THE MOON BEGINS HURTLING FROM THE SKY AT A GRAND PACE OF 10 MILES PER HOUR. IT'LL TAKE A WHILE, MAYBE 3 TURNS. (3) SMALL SPARKS EMIT FROM THE MOON AS IT FALLS, ALLOWING YOU TO USE THE EXCESS MAGIC TO RIP APART YOUR SKELETAL STRUCTURE IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE BONERDAGON. IT'S HORRIFYING.
I GIVE LICH EPIC BOSS MUSIC.
BEHOLD, TRUE POWER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W06JEVZPGHk)
HE WAS CALLED HERE BY HUMANS, WHO WISH TO PAY HIM TRIBUTE.
I ALSO THROW THE MOON AT THE HEROES. WHILE LIGHTING THE MOON ON FIRE.
THEN SUMMON BONERDAGON.
INFECT HANSALDA AND LICH.(5) YOU TRANSMIT PURE AIDS THROUGH THE PORTAL, REINFECTING THE TWO COMBATANTS WITHIN.
Do what the linchman did and get rid of my (super)aids!(2) YOU THROW YOUR AIDS AT THE PIN. IT'S BUSY HOLDING CLOTHES, SORRY.
Through my aids at the linch!
>force everyone into cardiac arrest, and make their judgement as biased towards my side as possible!(5) EVERYONE IS ARRESTED AND A CARDIAC PRISON IS CONSTRUCTED AROUND THE GALACTIC CORE.
AQUIRE TRAPDOORS WITH SPIKES UNDER THEM.(3) YOU ACQUIRE A TRAPDOOR WITH SPIKES UNDER IT. ON THE BOTTOM SIDE OF THE TRAPDOOR, NOT ON THE GROUND. THAT'S MADE OF JELLYBEANS. WHOOPS.
LURE CORAI ONTO ME USING SHINIES.
Cant let this thread die.
OOC to below: I'm the worst stage ever now. So yeah. I'm not the trapdoors, i'm the worst stage ever with trapdoors and spikepits.
LAUNCH FARM AID CONCERT. WATCH AS NON-FARMER HIPPIES INVADE AND STINK OUT THE FINAL BOSS.(3) THE CONCERT STARTS UP, AND HIPPIES RUSH INTO THE AREA. THE LICH WRINKLES HIS NOSE. IT'S GROSS, BUT HE'S IN A FORCEFIELD.
BOSS TURN:
(1+3)
"Hanslanda, excuse me once more. That disease is persistant."
Blah blah blah cure aids, blah blah blah dark magic.
Come on guys, cast drain magic or something.
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Post by: Hanslanda on September 01, 2012, 10:06:12 pm
*Is struck with an idea* Turn. Undead. If it fails, pray to
Post by: Wrex on September 01, 2012, 10:09:45 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 01, 2012, 10:11:43 pm
Post by: RTD on September 01, 2012, 10:53:10 pm
I forgot about this game. :(
Post by: TCM on September 02, 2012, 12:01:44 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 02, 2012, 01:13:57 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 02, 2012, 06:16:46 am
Post by: Parsely on September 02, 2012, 06:51:33 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 02, 2012, 06:57:03 am
Post by: BFEL on September 02, 2012, 08:47:37 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 02, 2012, 12:42:28 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 02, 2012, 01:50:58 pm
Sigh. Again with the AIDS.(6+3) YOU BECOME A ZOMBIE. A HULKING, BUFF, INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE.(3+3)
*Is struck with an idea* Turn. Undead. If it fails, pray toMorgan FreemanGod for a re-roll.
TRY TO LIGHT MOON ON FIRE AGAIN. HARNESS INCOMING LUNAR ENERGY TO WOLF OUT AND START ATTACKING HEROES. OR ANYONE LOOKING VAGUELY HEROIC.(6) YOU BURN THE MOON TO ASHES. LUCKILY, IT WASN'T EARTHS MOON. UNLUCKILY, IT WAS THE MOON OF OMICRON PERSEI 8. THEY AREN'T HAPPY ABOUT THAT, AS YOU MAY GUESS.(6)YOU WOLF OUT, BECOMING A SECONDARY LOVE INTEREST FOR SOME WHINY TEENAGER. DAMN YOU, POP CULTURE JOKES! (2v2) YOU AND THE OMICRONIANS GO INTO BATTLE, YOUR CLAWS INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THEIR SHIPS, AND THEIR BOREDOM NONEFFECTIVE AGAINST YOUR HIDE.
Fine. CAST MANA SIPHON ON LICH SOMEHOW. SUMMON FABOLOUS OGRES WHO DOUBLE AS SORCERES WITH AN ENCHANTED ROCK.(6) YOU START ABSORBING MANA FROM HIM, BUT YOU TAKE A LITTLE TOO MUCH, CAUSING YOU TO EXPLODE. YOUR MANA SPIRIT ATTRACTS THE OGRES, WHO BEGIN ROCKING OUT, TRYING TO REFORM YOUR BODY.
Attack the heroes, I guess.(5) YOU BRING WITH YOU BACK INTO THIS WORLD A MASSIVE SYRINGE, AND ATTACK TCM, WHO BEING THE MOST GREY OF MORALITY, IS THE FIRST TO BE KILLED (SAVE THE MOST HILARIOUS OR THE DARKEST OF SKIN TONE). TCM IS NOW A DISEASE IN A SYRINGE. CONGRATS.
I forgot about this game. :(
NO. BE RESISTANT TO LICH DARK MAGIC. ACTIVATE SYMPTOMS DIEABEETUS AND DYSENTERY.(5) YOU RESIST THE LICHS DARK MAGIC, AND REACH INTO THE FORCEFIELD, TRYING TO TRIGGER THE SYMPTOMS. (4) THEY GET DIABEETUS. GOOD THING THEY EAT SO MUCH... WAIT.
Harness the white-hot insanity of Nicholas Cage to destroy the lich by unmaking all that he is and ever shall be with the sheer force of my acting. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8)I WATCHED THAT ENTIRE THING. I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, EH? (6) YOU HARNESS THE POWER OF NICHOLAS CAGE. IT FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS, INTO YOUR HANDS, AND INTO YOUR MIND. OH NO! IT'S... IT'S IN YOUR SOUL! YOU ARE THE CAGE! THE CAGE IS YOU!
LURE CORAI ONTO TRAPDOOR USING SHINIES AND FIRSTBORNS.(3) CORAI HESITANTLY STEPS NEARER.
FOCUS ALL LIFE ENERGY INTO FORMING A HOLY ZWEIHANDER ALONG WITH THE CORPOREAL BEING WHO TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM IN ORDER TO WIELD IT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND ORDER HIM TO ASSIST IN THE BATTLE(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF ATOP A HOLY ALTAR WHICH RECENTLY APPEARED, AND YOUR LIFEBLOOD SOAKS INTO THE ROCK. THE ROCK TREMBLES AND SHATTERS, LEAVING BEHIND A 7-FOOT BLADE OF PURE KICK-ASSIUM. IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR EVEN THE GODS TO WIELD THOUGH. SMOOTH.
Be the first person to ever will himself to be the sexiest thing in the universe(1) JOHNNY BRAVO BEAT YOU TO IT, AND DID IT RIGHT. YOU JUST KIND OF BECAME A MASS OF FLESH.
BOSS TURN:
(1+3) The lich quickly brings the blade of the damned at Hanslandas feet, but Hanslanda is too quick, (5+3) and he brings the blade of
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Post by: Xantalos on September 02, 2012, 02:02:36 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 02, 2012, 02:34:57 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 02, 2012, 03:15:41 pm
FOCUS ALL LIFE ENERGY INTO FORMING A HOLY ZWEIHANDER ALONG WITH THE CORPOREAL BEING WHO TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM IN ORDER TO WIELD IT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND ORDER HIM TO ASSIST IN THE BATTLEWhat about the corporeal being? :-[ I didn't even get a roll for that.. *sniff*
(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF ATOP A HOLY ALTAR WHICH RECENTLY APPEARED, AND YOUR LIFEBLOOD SOAKS INTO THE ROCK. THE ROCK TREMBLES AND SHATTERS, LEAVING BEHIND A 7-FOOT BLADE OF PURE KICK-ASSIUM. IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR EVEN THE GODS TO WIELD THOUGH. SMOOTH.
RETURN AS A TITAN (Better than GODS) AND, SEIZING THE BLADE IN YOUR HANDS, STRIKE DOWN THE NEAREST HERO YOU CAN FIND
Post by: TCM on September 02, 2012, 04:10:21 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 02, 2012, 04:12:54 pm
Post by: christehchris on September 02, 2012, 04:57:53 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 02, 2012, 06:01:50 pm
DISCOVERS THE REASON BOSS HAS NO NAME...*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES* HE MUST BE A REDSHIRT
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 02, 2012, 06:04:04 pm
>updaet my stats!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 02, 2012, 06:49:10 pm
TAKE THE FORM OF ARCEUS ONCE OUT.
MAKE IT BACK TO WIFE.
CRUSH...HEROES? MAYBE?
Post by: Hanslanda on September 02, 2012, 09:48:22 pm
Press the advantage! Strike for the Lich's neck! If pass, become new evil overlord, as time as zombie corrupted King Arthur's heart. If fail, pray to
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 02, 2012, 10:59:41 pm
Use Cage Rage to pick up the force field, shape it into a gigantic fist, and punch the lich until he is naught but a pile of dust. All while shouting incoherently. Also get GM to change status from sarlacc pit.(3) YOU GRASP THE FORCEFIELD AND TRY SHAPING IT INTO A FIST. YOU PULL SOMETHING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GIVING YOU THE BIRD. (3) YOU POKE HIM WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER. HE'S INSULTED.
AS MANA SPIRIT POSSESS THE LANDSCAPE WE FIGHT ON. CREATE PITS AND DEADLY SPIKES BELOW EVIL DOERS.(4)YOU FLOW INTO THE EARTH, (6) AND PLACE PITS AND SPIKE BELOW THE EVIL DOERS. TOO BAD YOUR FANATISM JUDGED EVERYONE AS EVIL. INCLUDING YOURSELF. A HOLE IN THE LANDSCAPE OPENS BELOW THE LANDSCAPE, CAUSING A PARADOX FIELD.
((I THOUGHT THE CORPOREAL BEING WAS A GOD. ALSO, HAHAHAHA I'M A BAD PERSON.))FOCUS ALL LIFE ENERGY INTO FORMING A HOLY ZWEIHANDER ALONG WITH THE CORPOREAL BEING WHO TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM IN ORDER TO WIELD IT AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL AND ORDER HIM TO ASSIST IN THE BATTLEWhat about the corporeal being? :-[ I didn't even get a roll for that.. *sniff*
(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF ATOP A HOLY ALTAR WHICH RECENTLY APPEARED, AND YOUR LIFEBLOOD SOAKS INTO THE ROCK. THE ROCK TREMBLES AND SHATTERS, LEAVING BEHIND A 7-FOOT BLADE OF PURE KICK-ASSIUM. IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR EVEN THE GODS TO WIELD THOUGH. SMOOTH.
RETURN AS A TITAN (Better than GODS) AND, SEIZING THE BLADE IN YOUR HANDS, STRIKE DOWN THE NEAREST HERO YOU CAN FIND
(2) "MAYBE LATER" THE CORPOREAL ONE REPLIES. "X-FILES IS ON."
BREAK FREE OF SYNRINGE AND INFECT RTD WITH THE SYMPTOM OF DECAPITATION. THEN INFECT THE LICH AGAIN.(1) YOU SHOVE YOURSELF DEEPER INTO THE SYRINGE, GET MARRIED, FATHER A FEW NEW STRAINS, AND GENERALLY SETTLE DOWN. (1) YOU CAN'T DO IT! YOU CAN'T ABANDON YOUR FAMILY!
ATTACK PATHETIC HEROES AND INFECT THEM WITH LYCANTHROPY(2) THERE AREN'T REALLY THAT PATHETIC OF HEROES HERE. JUST UNLUCKY ONES.
I DROP MY FISH AND PICK UP ASHBRINGER, SLAP THE LUNCHMAN WITH IT(4) THE FISH DROPS TO THE FLOOR WITH A BANG, WHILE YOU RUSH FOR ASHBRINGER. (3) IT'S A BOOK. THAT'S BURNING INTO ASH. THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, RIGHT?
....the boss doesn't have an actual name....(6) AYUP. IT'S REALLY SAD IF YOU GUYS CAN'T BEAT A REDSHIRT.
DISCOVERS THE REASON BOSS HAS NO NAME...*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES* HE MUST BE A REDSHIRT
>force the lich into cardiac arrest!(6) HE HAS A HEART ATTACK. SOMEWHERE, IN AN ABANDONED GRAVE, SOME LONG UNUSED HEART IS FREAKING OUT.
>updaet my stats!
BREAK OUT OF MY ELECTRONIC PRISON.(2) NO. DESPITE BEING LIFE-INCARNATE, YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS MONITOR. (6) YOUR WIFE, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NO SUCH ISSUES. WELL, YOU'RE OUT OF THE COMPUTER. THE BAD NEWS, IS THAT SHE WAS A LITTLE ANGERED BY YOUR IMPRISONMENT, SO CLEVELAND IS GONE. (4) YOU TURN INTO ARCEUS, FOR SOME REASON.
TAKE THE FORM OF ARCEUS ONCE OUT.
MAKE IT BACK TO WIFE.
CRUSH...HEROES? MAYBE?
Shit. My turn was highly ineffective, but my counterattack was BAWS.(5+3v1+3)YOU REMOVE HIS HEAD, WHICH HURTLES INTO THE GALACTIC CORE. THE OUTER LAYERS OF IT SLOWLY BURN AWAY, REVEALING A JAR FLOATING IN THE PURE MAGIC, WHICH SLOWLY TAKES A DARK, SINISTER PURPLE SHADE. DID YOU FORGET WHAT MAKES LICHS SO LONG-LIVED?
Press the advantage! Strike for the Lich's neck! If pass, become new evil overlord, as time as zombie corrupted King Arthur's heart. If fail, pray toMorganGod for a miracle of some sort, like enough fish to feed everyone here or something.
BOSS TURN:
The Bosses voice revebrates from the entire galaxy as he speaks, ley lines and mana pools acting as magnifying tools for his voice.
"Hanslanda... I really must thank you. I never would have thought of this on my own. Now that my phylactery is nestled within magic itself, my dominion over the galaxy will be unparalleled."
The forcefield dissipates, as do the walls and lines of reality itself. All that ever was and will be lies out before the heroes as a film reel, scrolling through time. The reel spins faster and faster, soon forming a sphere around the heroes, each scene but a frame in the entire timeline. Some scenes begin vanishing from existence, such as the Battle of Britain. Ahead of those frames, the path of history changes, accommodating the new history. At the final frame, the black of the end is slowly fading to a purple.
"I know I've said this before, but you better stop me heroes..."
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 02, 2012, 11:58:00 pm
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HONEYMOON OVER, BACK TO FIGHTING!
TURN ON BOSS! LIFE/LOVE+BEING GOD>MAGIC. MATH WILL CONFUSE AND BEWILDER LICH.
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2012, 12:29:21 am
Post by: Wrex on September 03, 2012, 12:31:17 am
Post by: Hanslanda on September 03, 2012, 12:51:25 am
...Destroy magic. All magic.
Motherfucking this. I pray to
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2012, 12:52:58 am
But an anti-magic field IS magic. I'm talking about destroying magic. IT SHALL BE DONE....Destroy magic. All magic.
Motherfucking this. I pray toGodMorgan Freeman, and cast Anti-Magic Field on magic!
Post by: Hanslanda on September 03, 2012, 12:54:48 am
But an anti-magic field IS magic. I'm talking about destroying magic. IT SHALL BE DONE....Destroy magic. All magic.
Motherfucking this. I pray toGodMorgan Freeman, and cast Anti-Magic Field on magic!
Okay. Scratch that last one, STAB THE MAGIC!
Post by: Dirg on September 03, 2012, 01:03:56 am
Post by: BFEL on September 03, 2012, 07:30:51 am
REQUEST SELF BE PUT IN CATEGORY: DICK
Post by: zomara0292 on September 03, 2012, 07:46:27 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 03, 2012, 07:50:35 am
Post by: TCM on September 03, 2012, 09:02:39 am
SHOOT DAT MAGIC
Post by: miauw62 on September 03, 2012, 01:41:24 pm
JUMP AND FLIP AROUND, SQUASHING ANY EVIL MINIONS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BENEATH THE PLACE WHERE THE WORST STAGE EVER LANDS.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 03, 2012, 03:21:50 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 04, 2012, 05:00:11 pm
MAKE IT UP TO WIFE BY TAKING HER ON HONEYMOON.(5) YOU TAKE HER ON AN INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC HONEYMOON, AND YOU GET LUCKY. MULTIPLE TIMES. (6) SO LUCKY, IN FACT, THAT KARMA TURNS ITS BACK ON YOU, AND TAKES YOU AWAY FROM THE HONEYMOON RIGHT BEFORE YOU GRABBED THE 20$ BILL YOU FOUND ON THE GROUND. (1)YOU FIND YOURSELF HURTLING FROM THE SKY, SEVERAL MILES ABOVE THE FLOOR INSIDE THE GALACTIC CORE.
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HONEYMOON OVER, BACK TO FIGHTING!
TURN ON BOSS! LIFE/LOVE+BEING GOD>MAGIC. MATH WILL CONFUSE AND BEWILDER LICH.
...Destroy magic. All magic.(6) YOU BEGIN BY DESTROYING THE MAGIC OF LIFE. IN YOU. WHOOPS.
INFECT UNLUCKY/BEWILDERED HEROES WITH LYCANTHROPY. OMNONNOM.(1) YOU GET WORMS. BETTER GO SEE THE VET.
(5+3) YOU BRING THE SACRED SWORD INTO THE MAGIC CORE, WHERE IT RIPS FREE SOME SPHERES OF MAGIC FROM THE LICHS CONTROL. FLAME, AND ICE. NICE.But an anti-magic field IS magic. I'm talking about destroying magic. IT SHALL BE DONE....Destroy magic. All magic.
Motherfucking this. I pray toGodMorgan Freeman, and cast Anti-Magic Field on magic!
Okay. Scratch that last one, STAB THE MAGIC!
AS LANDSCAPE, HELP FABOLOUS SORCERER OGRES CONDUCT RITUAL TO DESTROY LICH FOREVER. MAKE FOREVER ECHO FOREVER AS WELL.(1) THE OGRES AREN'T TOO BRIGHT, AND PURGE YOU FROM THE LANDSCAPE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
GRAB THE SCENE IN THE REEL DEPICTING LICH AS A RED SHIRT AND PUT ON UNIVERSAL YOUTUBE. BLOOPERS INCLUDE HIS HUMILIATING DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH WAS QUICKLY FORGOTTEN BEFORE, BUT NOW IS BEING SHOVED BACK INTO HIS FACE. :P(6) YOU PUT HIS RED-SHIRT VIDEO ONTO YOUTUBE, AND IT IS INDEED EMBARRASSING. IT'S ALSO INFURIATING. NICE. PISS OFF MAGIC INCARNATE. PUT SIMPLY, YOU ARE BLOODY MUSH.
REQUEST SELF BE PUT IN CATEGORY: DICK
eat dat lich soul!!!!(5) YOU GRIT YOUR TEETH, SMILE GRIMLY, AND TAKE A BITE OUT OF PURE MAGIC. YOU RIP AND TEAR, PULLING OUT WIND MAGIC AS YOU TAKE YOUR HEAD OUT.
>#chat lich(6) THE LICH GRUNTS.
BECOME TUPAC INCARNATE(6) YOU BECOME TUPAC INCARNATE, AND BEGIN YOUR REIGN OF TERROR BY BEING SHOT. (6) IN YOUR LAST MINUTES, YOU UNLEASH THE GANGSTER FURY, POURING BULLETS INTO THE MAGIC FASTER THAN WATER OUT OF A BUCKET. THEY ARE SUSPENDED MID ORB, BEFORE BECOMING A NEW FORM OF MAGIC, BULLET.
SHOOT DAT MAGIC
Fuck this. I wont get anywhere with this.(5) YOU CRUSH SOME EMO BANDS. EVIL IS REALLY SUBJECTIVE NOW, SO THEY'RE THE EVILEST THING YOU COULD FIND.
JUMP AND FLIP AROUND, SQUASHING ANY EVIL MINIONS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BENEATH THE PLACE WHERE THE WORST STAGE EVER LANDS.
>Raptorfangamer, The Needy sends the heart shaped police after him!(1) YOU HARNESS THE HEART POLICES FULL FORCES, AND SEND THEM AT THE MAGIC ORB. THEY, HAVING HEART, THE SUCKIEST POWER, ARE ABSORBED INTO IT. THE LICH HAS A NEW SPHERE OF MAGIC, HEART. POOR HIM.
BOSS TURN:
(3+3) A skeletal hand reaches out from the orb, and grabs the frost sphere, pulling it back in. The magic core begins to glow.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 04, 2012, 05:07:52 pm
Become SCP-682
Continue destroying magic
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 05:09:11 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 04, 2012, 05:10:41 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 04, 2012, 05:12:24 pm
I ALREADY HAVE WORMS. CARNIVORES HAVE THAT. ATTACK XANTALOS WITH CLAWS AND FANGS AND ALL THAT.Were-682. Good job!
Post by: Hanslanda on September 04, 2012, 05:20:28 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 04, 2012, 05:27:42 pm
>unless you talk about the one from captain planet.
>but this one is got FULL HEART CONTROL
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>SHITSHITTRYTOKILLMAGICINCARNATE
Post by: Dirg on September 04, 2012, 05:27:45 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 04, 2012, 05:30:58 pm
SAFELY.
ABSORB THE EARTHY MAGICNESS IN LICH GUY.
Post by: miauw62 on September 05, 2012, 12:49:07 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 05, 2012, 01:18:51 pm
SING SONG OF STORMS
Post by: BFEL on September 05, 2012, 03:12:55 pm
I am bloody mush
crushed by pure magic
....USE THE MAGIC TO BECOME BLOOD MAGIC
also
the lich is PURE? magic....as in like magic of purity? WTF?
Post by: zomara0292 on September 06, 2012, 06:41:09 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 06, 2012, 08:33:21 pm
Destroy magic of life(3) YOU KILL MORE EMO BANDS. THE CLEANSING CONTINUES. (6) YOU BECOME SCP-682, AND ARE PROMPTLY RECAPTURED BY THE FOUNDATION. (5) EVEN FROM WITHIN YOUR PRISON, HOWEVER, YOU CONTINUE DESTROYING MAGIC, RIPPING THE MAGIC OF DIVINATION FROM THE LICH.
Become SCP-682
Continue destroying magic
BECOME THE TRUE ANTI-MAGIC: SCIENCE.(1) UPON REALIZING THAT GANGSTA' ISN'T GOING TO SUFFICE AGAINST THIS FOE, YOU TRY TO BECOME SCIENCE. WELL, YOU BECOME A CRIPPLE WHEN YOU JUDGE WHETHER YOUR BODY CAN FUNCTION WITHOUT A SPINE.
I ALREADY HAVE WORMS. CARNIVORES HAVE THAT. ATTACK XANTALOS WITH CLAWS AND FANGS AND ALL THAT.(5) UPON REALIZING THAT WORMS REALLY AREN'T THAT MUCH OF A CHALLENGE FOR YOU, WHAT WITH YOU ALREADY HAVING THEM, YOU SET YOUR SIGHTS UPON XANTALOS. DASHING ACROSS THE CONDUITS OF SPACE AND TIME, YOU ARRIVE AT THE FOUNDATION, WHERE MEN WITH GUNS GREET YOU. WITH A SEDUCTIVE GROWL AND A QUICK TAIL WAG, THEY BOTH COMBUST. AFTERWARDS, YOU RUN UP TO XANTALOS, WHO LOOKS LIKE A BIG-ASS LIZARD. AFTER A BIT OF GNAWING, IT LOOKS DAMAGED, KIND OF.
Absorb the fire sphere. STAB THE MAGIC AGAIN!(1) YOU LEAP ONTO THE SPHERE OF THE MOST PURE FIRE MAGIC YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. OH. THAT BURNS. A LOT. OH GOD. WELL... YOU AREN'T RESTRICTED BY YOUR ARMOR ANYMORE. THERE REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING LEFT TO RESTRICT THOUGH.
>but heart is not a bad power!(4) YOU KICK IT! REALLY HARD! AN ORB DROPS OUT OF THE MAGIC. LOOKS LIKE LIGHT MAGIC.
>unless you talk about the one from captain planet.
>but this one is got FULL HEART CONTROL
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>SHITSHITTRYTOKILLMAGICINCARNATE
CURSE FABLOUS SORCERER ORCS INCOMPETENCE. POSSESS GUN ORB aND TRANFORM INTO GATLING GUN OF RIGHTEOUS DAKKA FURY, FIRE AT MAGIC INCARNATE.(1) YOU POSSESS THE GUN ORB, AND ARE ABSORBED INTO MAGIC INCARNATE. HUH. LOOKS LIKE A COCKTAIL PARTY OF ALL THE MULTIVERSES MOST FAMOUS MAGES.
STOP FALLING.(6) YOU STOP FALLING, AND BEGIN HURTLING INTO THE AIR. I GUESS. ITS REALLY MORE OF A VOID, BUT I STOPPED CARING AFTER A WHILE. (3) YOU PULL MUD MAGIC FROM THE LICH.
SAFELY.
ABSORB THE EARTHY MAGICNESS IN LICH GUY.
CONTINUE JUMPING AND FLIPPING OVER UNTIL I REACH THE CORE. LAND ON CORE AND RIP OUT SOME MORE MAGIC.(5) WITH A SUPRISING AMOUNT OF AGILITY FOR A STAGE, YOU LEAP AND HURTLE THROUGH THE AIR TOWARDS THE MAGIC CORE. ONCE THERE, YOU THRUST YOUR HANDS INTO IT, GRAB AND PULL. WITHIN YOUR GRASP LIES META-MAGIC. NICE.
GRAB ELEMENTAL ORBS(2) YOU GRAB SOME ORBS, BUT THEY'RE NOT ELEMENTAL. MORE OF ELEMENTARY. HERE COMES THE COPS.
SING SONG OF STORMS
Hmmm....(5) YOU MANIPULATE THE HUGE AMOUNT OF MAGIC JUST FLOATING AROUND TO REBUILD YOUR BODY, AS A BLOOD GOLEM. OH WAIT. IS THAT MAGIC BASED? WHOOPS. SOMEONE BETTER TAKE THAT SPHERE OUT.
I am bloody mush
crushed by pure magic
....USE THE MAGIC TO BECOME BLOOD MAGIC
also
the lich is PURE? magic....as in like magic of purity? WTF?
While the linch is distracted by the others, eat more of the linch and then run awway.(1) YOU BEGIN TO EAT MAGIC. YOU FORGOT THAT MAGIC IS LIKE MAGNETS. WHILE WE HAVE NO CLUE HOW THEY WORK, WE DO KNOW WHAT THEY DO. YOU ARE DEAD.
BOSS TURN:
"What? No!"
An orb of energy phases into existence just in front of the core. It's a light blue, with sparks flying off of it at random intervals.
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Post by: Dirg on September 06, 2012, 09:15:38 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 06, 2012, 09:19:56 pm
Post by: TCM on September 06, 2012, 09:54:53 pm
DESTROY MAGIC WITH GARRYS-MOD ESQUE ANTICS.
Post by: Xantalos on September 06, 2012, 10:04:39 pm
Make GM update character things.
Post by: misko27 on September 06, 2012, 10:21:25 pm
Appear out of nowhere and Obtain Psychic powers from nearby magic!
Use psychic powers to Make huge hand and Punch orb!
Post by: Hanslanda on September 06, 2012, 10:30:02 pm
(read over this whole thread. Wow.)
Yeah. Just... Yeah.
Respawn as Liam Neeson as Qui-gon Jinn. Force does not equal magic, loophole!
Post by: zomara0292 on September 07, 2012, 07:27:29 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 07, 2012, 09:13:32 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 07, 2012, 10:22:08 am
Post by: Cheesoburgor on September 07, 2012, 10:26:35 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 07, 2012, 12:12:37 pm
>use light magic in a cheesy way that should work! (kicking the blue orb?)
Post by: miauw62 on September 07, 2012, 12:27:06 pm
USE META-MAGIC TO ENHANCE MAGIC OF OTHER HEROES.
Post by: BFEL on September 07, 2012, 04:22:03 pm
Hmmm....(5) YOU MANIPULATE THE HUGE AMOUNT OF MAGIC JUST FLOATING AROUND TO REBUILD YOUR BODY, AS A BLOOD GOLEM. OH WAIT. IS THAT MAGIC BASED? WHOOPS. SOMEONE BETTER TAKE THAT SPHERE OUT.
I am bloody mush
crushed by pure magic
....USE THE MAGIC TO BECOME BLOOD MAGIC
also
the lich is PURE? magic....as in like magic of purity? WTF?
USE THE POWER OF MY RECENT AWESOME LUCKY ROLLS TO IGNORE ALL LOGIC AND TAKE THE BLOOD MAGIC SPHERE OUT MYSELF.
ALSO CAKE.
oh and lol you actually put me under dick :P AWESOME
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 07, 2012, 09:13:42 pm
PREPARE, AND BEGIN A SPEECH AT THE MAGICAL COCKTAIL PARTY WHILE ALSO SUBTLETY BERATING FABOLOUS SORCERER OGRES FOR THEIR INCOMPETENCE.(3)
"HELLO, MY NAME IS DIRG. I JUST FELL INTO THIS CORE. I FIND THAT EACH OF YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE APEX OF THEIR FIELD OF MAGIC, AND I RESPECT YOU ALL A VERY LARGE AMOUNT. ALL OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS, AND THE WAY THAT YOU HAVE ALL SHAPED HISTORY IN YOUR OWN WAY IS AN INCREDIBLE EXAMPLE OF THE EFFECT JUST ONE PERSON CAN HAVE ON THE MULTIVERSE.
THANK YOU, AND GOODBYE. ALSO, THOSE OGRE SORCEROR GUYS GET GOAT SIRLS WHILE SIMULTANEOSLY SUCKING SIMEON SLIMEBALLS."
FOR BEING A GUY THAT JUST CRASHED A COCKTAIL PARTY, THE SPEECH WAS GOOD. HOWEVER, YOU DID JUST CRASH A COCKTAIL PARTY.
Push RAPTORFANGAMER into boss!(1) YOU PUSH ON RAPTOR. FORGETTING THAT HE IS NOW THE HIGH PRIEST OF ALL LIGHT MAGIC, AND THUS THE SACRED OBJECT FOR EVERY PALADIN IN EXISTENCE, YOU TRY TO PUSH HIM. FIRST, HE'S TOO HEAVY FOR YOUR BABY ARMS. SECOND, THOSE PALADINS JUST REMOVED YOUR BABY ARMS.
BECOME TUPAC THE RAG DOLL.(2) YOU BECOME TWOPACK, THE PROPER GENTLEMAN RAGDOLL. SOMETHING ABOUT ICE CREAM ALSO. (4) YOU FLAIL AT IT RANDOMLY, KNOCKING CHAOS MAGIC OUT OF IT.
DESTROY MAGIC WITH GARRYS-MOD ESQUE ANTICS.
Use status as 682 to rally giant army of SCP's to destroy all magic.(1) MOST OF THEM ARE KIND OF FOND OF LIVING, AND BEING NPCS, DON'T HAVE THE IMMORTALITY OF PLAYERS. INSTEAD, YOU ARE PUT BACK INTO YOUR CONTAINMENT AREA.
Make GM update character things.
(Also, in order for me to update the character things, I need to know what all of you are. If you guys would please include that in your next post, I'll update your character thing.)
(read over this whole thread. Wow.)(I do what I can to make it entertaining.)
Appear out of nowhere and Obtain Psychic powers from nearby magic!
Use psychic powers to Make huge hand and Punch orb!
(2) YOU APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE, SCREAMING LIKE A 9-YEAR OLD AT A JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT THAT ONE DIRECTION WAS OPENING FOR, WHILE THE JONAS BROTHERS PLAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STADIUM. YOUR SCREAMING, AS OPPOSED TO BEING ABOUT THEIR PERCIEVED HOTNESS, IS INSTEAD ABOUT HOW "OMG GUIZ, I TTLY HAVE SYCIK PWERS!!! >:) DESU DESU". YOU DON'T, YOU'RE JUST DELUSIONAL. (4)YOUR SCREAMING IRRITATES THE ORB ENOUGH TO THROW SOUND MAGIC AT YOU.
(Is that good or bad?)(read over this whole thread. Wow.)
Yeah. Just... Yeah.
Respawn as Liam Neeson as Qui-gon Jinn. Force does not equal magic, loophole!
(2) YOU RESPAWN AS AN ACTOR PLAYING A ROLE.
Trap my soul into that orb and become a part of it.(4) YOU ALSO LEAP HEADFIRST INTO THE ORB, SENDING YOUR SOUL INTO THE ORB, WHERE IT BEGINS LOSING CONTROL TO THE INFINITLY MORE POWERFUL LICH CONSCIOUSNESS.
SING THE SONG ANYWAY(3) YOU'RE OFF-KEY.
BE ON GROUND. HELP HEROES BY USING GODLY ARCEUS POWERS TO GRAB LIGHT MAGIC OF YAYNESS.(3) YOU ARE ON THE GROUND. (2) YOUR MEMES INSULT AND DEGRADE THIS RTD (WAIT WHAT?). YOUR ACTION IS HEREBY IGNORED IN THE TERMS OF GAMEPLAY.
YELL HOW UGLY AND OLD HE LOOKS LIKE.(1) "YOU ARE A SPECIAL AND SPECTACULAR BEING OF SHEER MAGICAL POWER! YOUR WIT AND CHARISMA INSPIRES INNER-CITY CHILDREN TO MAKE IT INTO THE NBA PLAY-OFFS! TRUELY, YOU ARE A HERO!"
YEAH. SHOWED HIM.
>absorb orb!(1) YOU TAKE A CRAP ON IT. THE PALADINS ARE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY PISSED.
>use light magic in a cheesy way that should work! (kicking the blue orb?)
ABSORB META-MAGIC.(6) YOU ABSORB THE META-MAGIC, AND IT ABSORBS YOU. YOU ARE NOW WITHIN PARADOXIA, ALONG WITH THE MAN WHO KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER.
USE META-MAGIC TO ENHANCE MAGIC OF OTHER HEROES.
(1) YOU WALK UP TO THE LICH BODY, AND DO A RITUAL DANCE HANDED DOWN GENERATION AFTER GENERATION IN ORDER TO SEDUCE MEN OF POWER. YOUR LOOSE ORGANS AND BLEEDING BODY MAKE IT CONSIDERABLY LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN USUAL.Hmmm....(5) YOU MANIPULATE THE HUGE AMOUNT OF MAGIC JUST FLOATING AROUND TO REBUILD YOUR BODY, AS A BLOOD GOLEM. OH WAIT. IS THAT MAGIC BASED? WHOOPS. SOMEONE BETTER TAKE THAT SPHERE OUT.
I am bloody mush
crushed by pure magic
....USE THE MAGIC TO BECOME BLOOD MAGIC
also
the lich is PURE? magic....as in like magic of purity? WTF?
USE THE POWER OF MY RECENT AWESOME LUCKY ROLLS TO IGNORE ALL LOGIC AND TAKE THE BLOOD MAGIC SPHERE OUT MYSELF.
ALSO CAKE.
oh and lol you actually put me under dick :P AWESOME
BOSS TURN:
*Hurk*
(5+4) BFFL has been frozen, electrocuted, then beaten to a pulp. His body rises up as a minion of the lich. You hear a giggle as the various gory parts become pineapples.
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Post by: TCM on September 07, 2012, 09:18:06 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 07, 2012, 09:18:52 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 07, 2012, 09:19:31 pm
NOOOOOOO. ARCEUS WILL ABSORB...DRAGON MAGIC. YEAH, THATT WORKS. GAIN DRACO METEOR. MOVESPAM GOOO!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 09:20:20 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 07, 2012, 09:23:17 pm
>TELL THE PALADINS IT WAS A FORGOTTEN SACRED RITUAL YOU UNCOVERED
>LICH IS NOW A SAINT TO BE WORSHIPPED
>WAIT CRAP NO
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 07, 2012, 09:25:11 pm
As OBDURA,THE GUY I FORGOT, push SCP-682 at boss.
Post by: Yoink on September 07, 2012, 09:25:29 pm
TRAVOLTA: BURN BOSS(?) TO CRISP IN DISCO INFERNO
YOINK: RE-EMERGE, TRY AND WORK OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Post by: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 09:30:03 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 07, 2012, 09:43:35 pm
SCREAM ANGRLILY AT EVERYONE.
MAKE ALL EVIL EARS BLEED AND CAUSE ORB TO LOSE FOCUS, RENDERING IT UNSTABLE!
Post by: Dirg on September 07, 2012, 10:06:22 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 07, 2012, 11:31:22 pm
ATTACK MAGIC BY THROWING STATES AT IT.(4) YOU HURL A STATE OF DISMAY AT THE MAGIC, CAUSING HIM TO PANIC AND DROP GUN MAGIC!
Shit shit. Abort, Abort! Commit seppuku!(1) YOU JUST HAND YOURSELF INSTEAD. GREAT DISHONOR BROUGHT ONTO YOUR FAMILY.
((Memes? What?))(YAYNESS.) (5) GREENSTAR CHARGES INTO THE MAGIC, SMASHING FREE AN ORB OF DRACONIC POWER. (4) ARCEUS LEARNED DRACO METEOR!
NOOOOOOO. ARCEUS WILL ABSORB...DRAGON MAGIC. YEAH, THATT WORKS. GAIN DRACO METEOR. MOVESPAM GOOO!
>STOP THE IMPERSONATION(5) "Y-YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A RITUAL AND STUFF. NOT LIKE I DO THINGS SEEMINGLY ON THE ROLL OF A DIE OR ANYTHING. YEAH."
>TELL THE PALADINS IT WAS A FORGOTTEN SACRED RITUAL YOU UNCOVERED
>LICH IS NOW A SAINT TO BE WORSHIPPED
>WAIT CRAP NO
(6) THEY BEGIN WORSHIPPNG THE LICH BY GRABBING THE ORB OF LIGHT, AND RUSHING THE LICH WITH IT. WAIT CRAP NO.
Wait, RAPTORFANGAMER is real?(They were all real at one point.))(2) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF YOURSELF, AND PUSH YOUR HAND INTO 682'S MOUTH. MAYBE THE LIZARD FROM HELL DOSEN'T WANT TO BE PUSHED?
As OBDURA,THE GUY I FORGOT, push SCP-682 at boss.
((Holy moly this is still going!))((The plan is for it to continue until the boss falls.))
TRAVOLTA: BURN BOSS(?) TO CRISP IN DISCO INFERNO
YOINK: RE-EMERGE, TRY AND WORK OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
(4+1) LIGHTS. DANCE. TRAVOLTA. WITH A DEAL OF FANFARE, HE RETURNS. "DISCO.... INFERNO!" HE CRIES. THE ORB OF FLAME GLOWS, REACTING TO THE POWER OF THE DISCO INFERNO. A GREAT BALL OF FLAME COURSES FROM THE HEAVENS, SCINTILLATING AND FLASHING AS IT HURTLES TOWARDS THE BOSS. IT HITS HIM HEAD ON, SENDING GUN MAGIC OUT OF THE GREAT MONSTROSITY.
(4) A GATE OPENS UP FROM THE HEAVENS. YOINK HAS RETURNED. FROM HELL, MEGAKNIGHT RISES TO GREET HIS OTHER HALF. (2) HOWEVER, THAT'S ALL IT IS. A QUICK EXCHANGE OF "HOW ARE YA'S?" AND THE TWO PART WAYS ONCE MORE. YOINK TAKES A DEEP BREATH IN AND GLANCES AROUND THE ARENA. IT APPEARS THAT (1) "THE POST RAVES SAM I AM IS AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY."
VISCIOUSLY ATTACK ARCEUS-PERSON AND INSTILL THE FURY OF THE LYCANTHROPES IN HIS HEART, CAUSING HIM TO GO MAD WITH POWER. THEN TEAM UP WITH NEW PACK BROTHER AND AND ATTACK OTHER HEROES.(4) YOU VICIOUSLY ATTACK ARCEUS. OW, HIS BODILY FUNCTIONS MUST HURT! (2) ATTACKING SOMEONE TO GET THEM TO THINK YOUR WAY DOSEN'T WORK, USUALLY.
SWALLOW SOUND MAGIC,(3) YOU STUFF AN ORB OF MAGIC DOWN YOUR THROAT. THAT'S NOT HEALTHY. LIKE AT ALL. (2) YOU GO ALL QUIET FOR A BIT, AND THE MUSIC GETS SOFT.
SCREAM ANGRLILY AT EVERYONE.
MAKE ALL EVIL EARS BLEED AND CAUSE ORB TO LOSE FOCUS, RENDERING IT UNSTABLE!
"I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY LIFE, YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR TOO LONG, I NEED A LICHBANE LICHBANE"
COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THEY'RE ARE NOT ENOUGH PARKING SPACES AT COCKTAIL PARTY WHILE GRABBING HORDERVES. RALLY PARTY AGAINST LICH BY SAYING HIM AND HIS MULTIPLE FORMS ARE HOGGING THE SPACESM (I am currently an etheral being that was ejected from the ground I possessed, and am crashing a cocktail party, if that helps ya Spinal. Not sure if clothed though.)(2) WOW, THAT WAITER HAS THE GREATEST GLARE YOU'VE SEEN IN A WHILE. SO DO THE REST OF THE PATRONS. WHICH ARE IMMENSELY POWERFUL MAGICIANS. WHOOPS. YOU ARE EXPELLED FROM THE PARTY!
BOSS TURN
"I... Am... Eternal"
The orb of flame flits back over into the boss, smashing into the larger orb, causing ripples to fly across the surface of it. A spear of flame juts out from the surface of the Magic Core, before firing out of it like a sprinter towards TCM. (3+3 vs 6) However, TCM drops his body backwards and the spear flies over him, leaving him untouched. A humming noise has begun sounding.
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Post by: Wrex on September 07, 2012, 11:34:29 pm
MAGIC OF MOON, ANIMAL, AND RAEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG.
IS NOT SURE IF WORKING FOR THE LICH ANYMORE, BUT WHATEVER.
Post by: Dirg on September 07, 2012, 11:59:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 08, 2012, 12:03:08 am
SHOUT AT HEROS TO GET THEIR ASSES IN GEAR AND DEFEAT THE EVIL! Or sing, appearantly.
USE NEW-FOUND EATING POWERS TO BITE UPPER BODY OF PINEAPPLE GOLEM
[sound orb]
Post by: TCM on September 08, 2012, 01:01:20 am
Post by: Hanslanda on September 08, 2012, 02:31:35 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 08, 2012, 03:03:03 am
MAKE NEW CORE
SURROUND OLD GALAXY IN GOATS, WATCH AS GOATS ABSORB ALL THE HEAT AND CAUSE HEAT DEATH
SUMMON LICH SERVANT
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 06:42:01 am
As me...I'll just be a dragon who flies in and wonders what's going on.
Post by: miauw62 on September 08, 2012, 08:35:03 am
(i'm still the worst stage ever and i have meta-magic)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 08, 2012, 09:04:23 am
SPAM DRACO METEOR! ARCEUS DOESN'T CARE IF IT GETS WEAKER EVERY TIME! SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 08, 2012, 10:56:28 am
Icecream aligned magic
>Raptorfangamer, the needy priest Throws icecream shards at the lich. ENTROPIC icecream shards.
>Try to steal the heart sphere.
>try to call captain planet
Post by: BFEL on September 08, 2012, 01:22:02 pm
USE LONG FORGOTTEN PINEAPPLE POWER INSIDE BOSS TO GAIN CONTROL OF....A HAT OR SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON ANYMORE TO BE HONEST...AND IT BETTER BE A NICE HAT
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 08, 2012, 02:46:59 pm
WOLF DEMON.(2) NO. THAT'S MAGIC. IT'S STILL WITH THE LICH, RIGHT?
MAGIC OF MOON, ANIMAL, AND RAEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG.
IS NOT SURE IF WORKING FOR THE LICH ANYMORE, BUT WHATEVER.
"THE CHEESE PLATTER SUCKED ANYWAYS!" ABSORB CHAOS ORB AND REFORM AS GIANT ICE CREAM-DEVIL-PHOENIX USING THE SURROUNDING LANDSCAPE. ALSO SUMMON TURRETS THAT SHOOT OUT SWORDS MADE OF ROACHES.(3) YOU REFORM AS A MINISCULE MILK IMP PARAKEET. (1) YOU MAKE TURRETS THAT SHOOT ROACHES MADE OF SWORDS. AT YOU.
HOW IS SCREAMING NOT WORKING? SCREAMING ALWAYS WORKS!(6) THE HEROS FIND YOUR SINGING TO BE THE TRUE EVIL. (1) YOU IMPALE YOUR HEAD ON ONE OF THE PINEAPPLES POKEY THINGS, ENDING THE TORMENT. THE WORLD CHEERS.
SHOUT AT HEROS TO GET THEIR ASSES IN GEAR AND DEFEAT THE EVIL! Or sing, appearantly.
USE NEW-FOUND EATING POWERS TO BITE UPPER BODY OF PINEAPPLE GOLEM
[sound orb]
DRIVE MY CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER INTO THE LICH MAGIC THING.(1) YOU DRIVE IT INTO THE TIME POLICE OFFICE. WELCOME TO TIME JAIL.
Use my mighty Liam Neeson acting skills to convince the Lich that I'm his dad and he is grounded from destroying the universe for at least two millenia.(3) HE'S GOING THROUGH A REBELLIOUS STREAK. IF HE HAD HAIR, IT WOULD BE DYED. HE IGNORES YOU.
BUILD NEW GALAXY SOMEWHERE ELSE(6) YOU SACRIFICE YOUR POWER TO CREATE AN ALTERNATE GALAXY. THAT MAKES IT HARD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
MAKE NEW CORE
SURROUND OLD GALAXY IN GOATS, WATCH AS GOATS ABSORB ALL THE HEAT AND CAUSE HEAT DEATH
SUMMON LICH SERVANT
As OBDURA,THE GUY I FORGOT, pull hand out of SCP-682 and use blood to write a story about SCP-582 killing stuff.(6) YOU WRITE A STORY, IN WHICH SCP-682 GOES ON AN ANTI-DRAGON GENOCIDAL RAMPAGE. IT ENDS WITH HIM KILLING YOU.
As me...I'll just be a dragon who flies in and wonders what's going on.
USE META-MAGIC TO TURN PARADOXIA IN WOOD, THEN BREAK WOOD TO GET BACK TO GALAXY CENTER(1) THAT'S PLANT MAGIC. ANYWHO, MAGIC IS FORBIDDEN IN PARADOXIA, TO AVOID ADDITIONAL PARADOXES FROM FORMING A SUPER-PARADOX. THE PARADOX PALS, PARADOXIAS PREMIER PALADIN POLICE, LOCK YOU UP IN PARADOX PRISON.
(i'm still the worst stage ever and i have meta-magic)
Arceus, still loving husband, Life/Death Incarnate, part of the GOOD GUYS, and holding Mud and Dragon magic.(6) YOU SPAM DRACO METEOR ON YOURSELF, KNOCKING THE ORBS FROM WHEREVER YOU KEEP THEM, ONTO THE GROUND.
SPAM DRACO METEOR! ARCEUS DOESN'T CARE IF IT GETS WEAKER EVERY TIME! SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
Chaotic sphere(1)... REMEMBER? THE LICH HAS ALL MAGIC THAT YOU DON'T KNOCK OUT OF HIM.
Icecream aligned magic
>Raptorfangamer, the needy priest Throws icecream shards at the lich. ENTROPIC icecream shards.
>Try to steal the heart sphere.
>try to call captain planet
(1) YOU PUT YOUR HAND INTO THE ORB OF MAGIC, EXPECTING NOTHING BAD TO HAPPEN. SOMETHING BAD DOES THOUGH. YOU LOSE AN ARM. (6) YOU CALL CAPTAIN PLANET, WHO KILLS YOU FOR LITTERING.
Apparently...I'm pineapples....YEAH were back to the pineapple thing.(2) HA! YOU GET A GHASTLY GIBUS!
USE LONG FORGOTTEN PINEAPPLE POWER INSIDE BOSS TO GAIN CONTROL OF....A HAT OR SOMETHING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON ANYMORE TO BE HONEST...AND IT BETTER BE A NICE HAT
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 08, 2012, 03:19:05 pm
Is there a reason I'm not on the list?
As me, look around for abandoned magic spheres and take them.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 08, 2012, 03:52:34 pm
>cancel captain planet!
>cancel YOU AT FINAL BOSS
>expect nothing bat to happen
Post by: Wrex on September 08, 2012, 03:57:18 pm
GRAB MUD AND DRAGON MAGIC, THEN CONTINUE ATTACKING ARCEUS.
Post by: christehchris on September 08, 2012, 04:23:10 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 08, 2012, 04:48:04 pm
STEAL/CLAIM FIRE ORB AND USE TO MAKE MUSICFLAME, THE GUITAR OF WRATH!
SHOOT LICH WITH MUSIC FIRE SHOCKWAVES!!!
Post by: Dirg on September 08, 2012, 05:04:53 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 08, 2012, 07:07:17 pm
USE DRACO METEOR ONE LAST TIME BEFORE CALLING JUDGEMENT ON LICH.
SENTANCE IS TO GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE MAGIC.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 08, 2012, 07:58:03 pm
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE
USE ON LICH
Post by: Hanslanda on September 08, 2012, 09:47:21 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 08, 2012, 11:45:56 pm
582, not 682. 582 makes any stories you write about it come true.((Well... I got the SCP abilities right, just wrong number. Also, you aren't on the list due to my inability to focus on multiple things. Damn you SFM videos.))
Is there a reason I'm not on the list?
As me, look around for abandoned magic spheres and take them.
(2) LIKE HANSLANDA BEFORE YOU, YOU LEAP ONTO THE FLAME ORB, BURNING TO A CRISP.
>respawn as producers!(5) YOU ARE THE PRODUCERS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU ME? WILL YOU DO MY WORK NOW? (5) CAPTAIN PLANET IS CANCELLED. IS THAT GOOD OR BAD? (6) YOU CANCEL YOU ARE FINAL BOSS, THE TV SHOW SPIN-OFF. NETWORK RATINGS SKYROCKET.
>cancel captain planet!
>cancel YOU AT FINAL BOSS
>expect nothing bat to happen
I THOUGHT I WAS STILL WORKING FOR LICH AND LICH WOULD HELP MINIONS. POLITELY ASK LICH TO PROPERLY SUPPLY MINIONS WITH MAGIC.(1) "HERE'S SOME MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHA!"
GRAB MUD AND DRAGON MAGIC, THEN CONTINUE ATTACKING ARCEUS.
FROZEN BULLETS FLY OUT OF THE CORE, GENERICALLY KILLING YOU.
I attempt to tame the lichman and kill all other rolololollers with it.(6) YOU TAME A LICH AND A MAN. YOUR WAND OF ENSLAVEMENT RUNS OUT A FEW MOMENTS LATER, AND YOU ARE DRAINED OF POWER.
RESPAWN AS MAGICAL GUITARIST WITH FEY MOOD.(1) YOU RESPAWN AS A BLIND DRUGGED OUT GUITARIST RAMBLING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE STILL RELEVANT. (4) YOU SNATCH UP THE FIRE ORB, AND COURSE THE MAGIC INTO YOUR GUITAR. (2) YOU FUMBLE THE CHORDS!
STEAL/CLAIM FIRE ORB AND USE TO MAKE MUSICFLAME, THE GUITAR OF WRATH!
SHOOT LICH WITH MUSIC FIRE SHOCKWAVES!!!
FLY INFRONT OF LICH WHILE DRAWING SWORD ROACH FIRE AND FLY OUT OF WAY BEFORE I GET HIT. SHOOT MILK AS WELL AT LICH BOOSTED WITH CHAOS MAGIC.(2) YOU FLY IN FRONT OF THE LICH. HE CASTS SLOW ONTO YOU, CAUSING YOU TO, WELL, SLOW DOWN. YOU MOVE AT ABOUT KEANU REAVES SPEED. UNFORTUNATELY, THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES NOT. COUNTLESS MINIATURE SWORDS EMBED THEMSELVES INTO YOUR FLESH.
PICK UP MY MAGIC AND PUT IT INTO MY...BACKPACK.(4) YOU LIFT THE MAGIC ORBS, AND PUT THEM INTO YOUR NEW META-BACKPACK. (4) YOU DRAW ENERGY FROM THE DRAGON ORB, SUMMONING A METEOR FROM THE HEAVENS TO COURSE INTO THE LICH. IT KNOCKS AWAY THE ORB OF LIGHT. (4) YOU USE JUDGEMENT ON THE LICH! (1) IT DOES NOT EFFECT THE DEMON!
USE DRACO METEOR ONE LAST TIME BEFORE CALLING JUDGEMENT ON LICH.
SENTANCE IS TO GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE MAGIC.
HOLD ON. I GOT THIS.(5) YOU WIPE OUT ALL LICHES. THE ORB BEGINS TO SHAKE AND A CRACK OPENS UP IN ITS CASING. WOW... DESPITE NOT BEING A LICH, IT REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THAT.
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE
USE ON LICH
Damn. Tell the lich that I will tell his mother if he doesn't behave RIGHT NOW.(2) "MOM DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! JUST LIKE YOU!"
BOSS TURN:
"..."
(6+3) A gate through the dimensions opens up above Slowpoke, and a bolt of lightning courses through it. The lighting, though painful, is ultimately non-lethal. However, it's followed by a wide-angle beam of green energy, vaporizing him. A small amulet drops from the gateway afterwards. A purple @ sign courses after it!
"Lo... I have summoned Rodney, the greatest force from one of the many realms..."
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Post by: Hanslanda on September 08, 2012, 11:48:22 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 08, 2012, 11:49:13 pm
ATTACK SOMETHING.
Post by: misko27 on September 08, 2012, 11:55:34 pm
GO ON COMEBACK TOUR USNG NEW FIRE MUSIC!
INCINERATE UNFRIENDLY CRITICS!
USE ARTIFACT MAGIC GUITAR WEAPON TO SMASH AMULET!
Post by: Dirg on September 09, 2012, 12:14:46 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 09, 2012, 12:37:22 am
JUDGE SECOND TIME, FOR GUN MAGIC.
PICK UP LIGHT MAGIC WHILE I'M A IT.
((Ahem, I'm on the Heroes side, now, and Dragon and Mud magic are in my Meta-Backpack thing.))
Post by: miauw62 on September 09, 2012, 03:15:21 am
KILL THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER AND EAT HIM. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL GAIN ME ANYTHING.
(yes, i cant think of any witty things to say anymore.)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 06:48:47 am
Which is to say, gold dragons like GreatWyrmGold are immune to fire. Vulnerable to cold, though.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 09:29:56 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 09, 2012, 09:48:49 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 10:25:56 am
(what is this thread about ?)Hypothetically? Defeating the Final Boss.
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 09, 2012, 11:11:30 am
Post by: BFEL on September 09, 2012, 11:35:59 am
ALSO THROW SELF TO MAKE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2012, 12:03:49 pm
GO WESTSIDE ON THIS BITCH
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 09, 2012, 01:14:04 pm
Argh! I am LIAM NEESON! MY WILL SHALL BE DONE! Shed this paltry human disguise to reveal CTHULHU!(6)
"I... I AM LIAM NEESON! MY WILL SHALL BE DONE! MY WILL IS THE WILL OF CHAOS, AND THAT OF THE TRUE SIGHT!"
YOUR SKIN SHUDDERS THEN EVAPORATES, AND YOU GROW TENTACLES AND YOU LOOK LIKE A SQUID AND STUFF. YAY. YOUR VILLAINOUS SPEECH TAKES FAR TOO LONG, AND MAGIC BRACES HIMSELF FOR THE INSANITY IMPACT.
USE THE DRAMATIC EFFECT TO COME BACK TO LIFE.(5) YOU FADE INTO EXISTENCE, HAVING GONE ALL GOD MODE. IN ORDER TO SHOW THIS, YOU'RE REALLY SHINY NOW, AND YOU HAVE SOME OF THAT AURA STUFF. (4+1) YOU FIRE A PLASMA RIFLE AT THE MAGIC ORB, NOT HAVING ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. AN ORB OF PURE IMAGINATION POPS OUT.
ATTACK SOMETHING.
(Now wait, I thought I had flame orb too now? Wow, for someone with such terrible rolls, I now have 2 magics.)(1) YOU GO TO THE APOLLO THEATRE, AND BURN IT DOWN, BEFORE INCINERATING YOURSELF AS WELL.
GO ON COMEBACK TOUR USNG NEW FIRE MUSIC!
INCINERATE UNFRIENDLY CRITICS!
USE ARTIFACT MAGIC GUITAR WEAPON TO SMASH AMULET!
"OOOOH GOOOOOD THHEEEE PAAAAIIIN!!!" PRAY TO MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO CASTE HASTE ON HEROE PARTY.(2) YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ON YOUR OWN. IT'S IMPORTANT FOR STORY PROGRESSION.
THE MAGIC LICH ORB GUY WILL NOT ESCAPE MY JUDGEMENT.(2) YEAH, HE WILL. HE USES LAW MAGIC TO VOID THE LAWSUIT. (4) YOU SNATCH UP THE ORB OF LIGHT, AND PUT IT IN YOUR META-PACK.
JUDGE SECOND TIME, FOR GUN MAGIC.
PICK UP LIGHT MAGIC WHILE I'M A IT.
((Ahem, I'm on the Heroes side, now, and Dragon and Mud magic are in my Meta-Backpack thing.))
(i'm pretty sure its meta-magic. or am i not following? The orb is absorbed in my soul right?)((You're carrying it in your meta-pouch))
KILL THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDFATHER AND EAT HIM. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL GAIN ME ANYTHING.
(yes, i cant think of any witty things to say anymore.)
(4) YOU KILL SOME RANDOM GUY, AND DEVOUR HIM, (2) GIVING YOURSELF INDIGESTION
Activate gold dragon immunity to fire abilities!(6) IT COMES AT A WEAKNESS TO FROST.
Which is to say, gold dragons like GreatWyrmGold are immune to fire. Vulnerable to cold, though.
(what is this thread about ?)(Lo, ye who hast stumbled upon that which cannot be told.))
>create horrible spin-off series that stains both chuck norris, icecream, billy mays, YOU AT FINAL BOSS, and captain planets reputation, causing them to skyrocket into the ground and crash into a horrible, fiery death.(1) YOU CREATE AN EMMY WINNING PARODY SHOW.
Look for evidence of malpractice by the lich, sue him for all of his magical power.(3) YOU SUE HIM, PROVING VICTORIOUS AND HE COUNTER-SUES, TAKING BACK ALL OF HIS MAGIC. YOU GET TO KEEP THE BITCHIN HOUSE THOUGH.
THROW GHASTLY GIBUS INTO FIRE ORB(2) YOU THROW YOUR GIBUS INTO THE FIRE ORB. THAT DOSEN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING. (4) HOWEVER, YOU DIVING INTO IT DOES CREATE A HAWAIIAN PIZZA.
ALSO THROW SELF TO MAKE HAWAIIAN PIZZA
CALL MY NIGGAS(2) THEY RUSH THE AREA, AND ARE DRIVEN INSANE BY CTHULU ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. IT'S HILARIOUS, THEY THINK THEY'RE NEO-NAZIS.
GO WESTSIDE ON THIS BITCH
BOSS TURN:
"Ghhrg...."
The cracks in the orb (2+4) seal up completely! The shielding even looks thicker!
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 01:19:18 pm
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2012, 01:34:09 pm
ALSO, GET FOURTH REICH NEO-NAZI HOMIES TO NAZI THE LICH TO DEATH
Post by: miauw62 on September 09, 2012, 01:37:51 pm
KILL OWN GRANDFATHER TO OVERLOAD PARADOXIA AND ESCAPE.
Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 01:52:28 pm
SEE IF I CAN GRAB RAEEEEEEEEEGGGG MAGIC.
AND ATTACK SOMETHING.
Post by: BFEL on September 09, 2012, 01:56:30 pm
ESPECIALLY NOT THE LICH DESPITE ME BEING ON HIS SIDE APPARENTLY
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 02:07:07 pm
GET RECORD DEAL FROM FLAME-RETARDANT STUDIO
If SUCESS, USE NEW CASH TO RAISE FLAME GUITAR-WIELDING ARMY TO ATTACK LICH
IF FAIL, MAKE MONEY THROUGH GRASSROOTS NYC SUBWAY FUNDRAiSER.
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 09, 2012, 02:13:49 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 03:01:45 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 03:04:05 pm
GIVES THE LICH BRAINFREEZTM , WATCHES AND LAUGHS AS THE LICH IS BITING HIS OWN TOES OFF .
If he's saying what I think he's saying, biting one's own toes off might not be that uncommon of a reaction.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 03:09:00 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 09, 2012, 03:11:22 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 03:18:41 pm
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 09, 2012, 03:46:36 pm
STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .
I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 03:48:01 pm
STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .
I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.
brainfreez is nuts, don't give him ideas.
I think he relationally uses BRAINFREEZTM, or at least that BRAINFREEZTM is what he uses a lot.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 03:49:35 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 09, 2012, 04:04:25 pm
>have a flashback of the last horrible piece of media you made that succeeded
>use flashback to deus ex machinameha into the next producer evilness level!
Post by: Dirg on September 09, 2012, 04:08:33 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 04:16:57 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 04:21:18 pm
yeah, please, don't.STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .
I'd suggest that you teepee his house, except it's my house now.
brainfreez is nuts, don't give him ideas.
I think he relationally uses BRAINFREEZTM, or at least that BRAINFREEZTM is what he uses a lot.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 04:25:52 pm
AFTER A YEAR INVITE LICH TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY AND FEED HIM THE POISON BISCUITS .
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 09, 2012, 04:34:58 pm
I'm going to see if I can use the fire orb, maybe throwing it at the boss.(2) "LET'S THROW A SEVERED PART OF THE BOSS AT HIM!" YOU THINK. IT'S EXACTLY WHAT URIST WOULD DO! THERE'S ONE FLAW IN YOUR PLAN. I'VE RETCONNED(?) THE ORB OF FLAME INTO MISKOS POSSESSION!
SHOOT AT LICH(1) IGNORING THE FACT THAT HE CONTROLS ALL GUN BASED TECHNIQUES AND MAGIC, YOU WHIP OUT A GATLING GUN AND BEGIN FIRING AT FULL FORCE. ALL OF THE BULLETS CURVE MIDAIR TO STRIKE DOWN YOU AND YOUR NAZI HOMIES.
ALSO, GET FOURTH REICH NEO-NAZI HOMIES TO NAZI THE LICH TO DEATH
(no, in my 6 roll i absorbed the orb and it absorbed me, so i cant be carrying it in my meta-pouch)((Uh... You are your Meta-Pouch))
KILL OWN GRANDFATHER TO OVERLOAD PARADOXIA AND ESCAPE.
(2) YOU KILL YOUR OWN GRANDFATHER. YOU BASTARD.
GRAB THE POWER OF PURE IMAGINATION.(3) YOU GRAB THE ORB, AND IMAGINE IF THE ORBS POWERS DIDN'T WARP REALITY THAT MUCH. OOPS. (6-1) YOU PUNCH THE ORB. A SMALL ORB POPS OUT, WHICH YOU EAT. NOW YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY ANGRY. (2+1-1) YOU PUNCH THE ORB, UTILIZING THE FORCE OF YOUR UNDYING RAGE. IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING BROKE.
SEE IF I CAN GRAB RAEEEEEEEEEGGGG MAGIC.
AND ATTACK SOMETHING.
BE TRUE TO DICKISH NATURE AND NOT GIVE ANYONE ANY OF MY HAWAIIAN PIZZA.(6) YOU GIVE OUT NO PIZZA, AND THUS, SANTA GIVES YOU NO PRESENTS.
ESPECIALLY NOT THE LICH DESPITE ME BEING ON HIS SIDE APPARENTLY
USE MAGIC TO REFORM AS GOD OF FIRE-BASED MUSIC(6) YOU REFORM AS A GOD OF FLAME AND MUSIC WITH NO FOLLOWERS. YOU FADE AWAY...
GET RECORD DEAL FROM FLAME-RETARDANT STUDIO
If SUCESS, USE NEW CASH TO RAISE FLAME GUITAR-WIELDING ARMY TO ATTACK LICH
IF FAIL, MAKE MONEY THROUGH GRASSROOTS NYC SUBWAY FUNDRAiSER.
Steal the lich's identity, use it to wreck havoc on his credit score.(1) "LOL, I AM THE L33T H4XX0RZ."
YOU DDOS YOURSELF.
GIVES THE LICH BRAINFREEZTM , WATCHES AND LAUGHS AS THE LICH IS BITING HIS OWN TOES OFF .(3) YOU SHOOT A WAVE OF FROST AT THE ORB OF MAGIC. IT IS DIMINISHED BY THE SPHERE CONTROLLED FROST WITHIN IT.
STEALS LICHS TOILET PAPER .(2) YOU STEAL TOILET PAPER FROM POOR PEGLEG. THE LICH IS KIND OF A MASSIVE ORB OF PURE MAGIC, WHICH CONTROLS ALL MYSTICISM AND MAGIC THROUGH THE MULTIVERSES, SO IT DIDN'T NEED A HOUSE ANYMORE.
WATCHES AS THE LICH IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND RAGE AS HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TO HIS NEIGHBOUR TO ASK FOR SOME TOILET PAPER .
>create an emmy-winning parody show with the aforementioned characters(1) IT'S NOT FUNNY. LIKE AT ALL. YOU ARE EXECUTED, FOR THE HIGH CRIME OF BEING UNFUNNY. WHY DO THINK I POST THIS ONLINE, UNDER THE COVER OF PROXIES? (3) YOU FLASHBACK, THINKING OF JERSEY SHORE. THE NIGHTMARES RETURN. (6) YOU MAKE ME EVIL, SO I KILL YOU.
>have a flashback of the last horrible piece of media you made that succeeded
>use flashback to deus ex machinameha into the next producer evilness level!
"I'M NEEEVEEER BUUUYIIING ANOOOOTHEEEER BOOOOOK OOON TAAAAPE FROOOOM YOOOUUU AGAAAAIIIIN!!!" OVERLOAD CHAOS ORB AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.(5) YOU OVERLOAD THE CHAOS ORB, AND IT EXPANDS, GLOWING AND SCINTILLATING WITH ALL THE SPECTRUM OF COLORS. IT ABSORBS YOU, AND YOU FELL THE POWER OF XOM WITHIN YOU.
SPAWNS BATMAN AND ORDERS HIM TO MAKE POISONOUS BAT SKIN BISCUITS .(4) YOU INVITE ONE OF THE SUMMONED MINIONS. HE EATS THE BISCUIT, AND ISN'T KILLED BY POISON. DAMN RING OF POISON RESISTANCE.
AFTER A YEAR INVITE LICH TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY AND FEED HIM THE POISON BISCUITS .
BOSS TURN:
A tendril of dark energy whips out from within the orb, which (6-1) grabs brainfreez by the legs, lifting him then smashing him into the ground multiple times.
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Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 04:43:58 pm
LICH:"THIS..."
*WHILE LICH IS STARING IN THE DISTANCE WITH EMPTY LOOK , HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIS CHILDHOOD . BRAINFREEZ SNEAKS UP AND STABBS THE LICH IN THE BACK WITH BUTTER KNIFE*
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 09, 2012, 04:45:12 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 04:53:34 pm
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 04:54:11 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 05:10:10 pm
The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.How conveniant, as I was about to:
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
APPEAR TO TEENAGE ROCKSTAR WANNABE, AND MAKE HIM MESSIAH OF MY NEW RELIGION. GAIN WORLDWIDE FOLLOWERS IN THE BILLIONS.
TURN GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FOLLOWER, GIVE HIM MY AFOREMENTIONED ARTIFACT MAGIC FLAME GUITAR AS CONSOLATION.
ATTACK BRAINFREEZ.
(also, I'd like to be listed as the God of MusicFire)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 05:13:02 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 09, 2012, 05:32:01 pm
ALSO I KIDNAP MRS. CLAUS
AND RAPE HER.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 09, 2012, 05:46:06 pm
>RESPAWN AS RAPTOR, THE NEEDY. MASTER PUNCHER (MUSCLE WIZARD)
>PUNCH THE HELL OUT OF THE LICH AND ABSORB EVERYTHING USEFUL IT THROWS
>UNLESS IT IS INEDIBLE
>OR IS NOT AN ORB OF MAGIC
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 05:56:53 pm
HAHAHA I STEAL PRESENTS FROM SANTA
ALSO I KIDNAP MRS. CLAUS
AND RAPE HER.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
...I also burn this guy with my golden-draconic firebox breath, dealing 24d10 damage, a successful Reflex save halves it.
Post by: Dirg on September 09, 2012, 06:03:29 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 09, 2012, 06:12:39 pm
HAHAHA I STEAL PRESENTS FROM SANTA
ALSO I KIDNAP MRS. CLAUS
AND RAPE HER.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
...I also burn this guy with my golden-draconic firebox breath, dealing 24d10 damage, a successful Reflex save halves it.
FOOLISH FOOL! I AM A HAWAIIAN PIZZA....WITH MAGIC....BURNING ME ONLY MAKES ME MORE DELICIOUS ;)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 09, 2012, 06:37:25 pm
USE THE RESULTING ORBS TO SPAWN RED AND BLU TEAMS.
TELL THEM ORB GUY IS THREAT TO
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 08:02:37 pm
GRAB SPHERES OF IMAGINATION, BLOOD, AND CHOCOLATE.
DRAW THE MAGIC INTO THE TUNNEL
"YES! THE DANGER SURELY MUST BE GROWING! FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS! THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2012, 08:05:07 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 08:27:53 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 08:39:33 pm
BOSS STATUSDawg. But thanks anyway. Glad us abominations can unite!
Magic Incarnate
Spheres Discovered:
Flame-Misko
Frost-Lich
Gun-Lich
Blood-LICH
Meta-Miuaw62
Heart-Lich
Blood-Lich
Chaos-Dirg
Sound-Misko
Dragon-Green
Mud-Green
Light-Green
Imagination-Ground
Law-Lich
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 08:46:08 pm
THROW BOOMBOXES AT LICHAlso, light this mans attack on fire. No fool be using my sound sphere of influence, without accepting the whole, flaming, package.
Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 09:27:04 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 09:29:09 pm
WHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.STOP STEALING MY GIG
Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 09:30:00 pm
WHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.STOP STEALING MY GIG
I WAS MAKING YOU STRONGER SO EXPLOSIONS AND DOOMY DOOM CAN HAPPEN.
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 09:31:37 pm
RESUME BORROWING MY GIG BROWHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.STOP STEALING MY GIG
I WAS MAKING YOU STRONGER SO EXPLOSIONS AND DOOMY DOOM CAN HAPPEN.
ALSO AM HYBRID WILLY WONKA/SCP-682
Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 09:32:10 pm
RESUME BORROWING MY GIG BROWHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.STOP STEALING MY GIG
I WAS MAKING YOU STRONGER SO EXPLOSIONS AND DOOMY DOOM CAN HAPPEN.
ALSO AM HYBRID WILLY WONKA/SCP-682
OH GOD THAT IS HORRIFYING
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 09:45:56 pm
YES, BUT WHY ARE WE ALWAYS CAPS-LOCKED?RESUME BORROWING MY GIG BROWHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.STOP STEALING MY GIG
I WAS MAKING YOU STRONGER SO EXPLOSIONS AND DOOMY DOOM CAN HAPPEN.
ALSO AM HYBRID WILLY WONKA/SCP-682
OH GOD THAT IS HORRIFYING
Post by: Hanslanda on September 09, 2012, 10:16:22 pm
Bro, Lichguy, pure magic thing... You made Cthulhu bask in your crazy. I'm proud. I attempt to awaken Azathoth to tell him of this development.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 09, 2012, 10:35:48 pm
IN THE FINAL BATTLE WITH LICH , BRAINFREEZ :"LICH , IM YOUR FATHER ..."(3) THE LICH STOPS FIRING MAGIC FOR A MOMENT, BEFORE REMEMBERING THAT XANTALOS IS HIS DAD. (1V1+4) NEVER THE LESS, YOU TRY TO STAB IT IN THE BACK. THE ELECTRIC ORB POPS OUT FROM ITS BACK FOR A MOMENT, AND YOU THRUST A SILVER KNIFE INTO IT.
LICH:"THIS..."
*WHILE LICH IS STARING IN THE DISTANCE WITH EMPTY LOOK , HAVING FLASHBACKS OF HIS CHILDHOOD . BRAINFREEZ SNEAKS UP AND STABBS THE LICH IN THE BACK WITH BUTTER KNIFE*
Use wand of nagamar to change boss's next attack.(6) YOU CHANGE DOMINO'S DELIGHT, THE FREE PIZZA HE HAD JUST RECIEVED, INTO AN OMINOUS RED LIGHT.
The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.(1) YOU LOCATE YOUR MOTHER. SHE'S WORRIED, SO SHE FORCES YOU TO VISIT. (1) YOU'RE A DRAGON. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT FOR THE GODS.
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
(2) YOU SHOW UP TO SOME GOTH WANNABEE ROCKER. BLUNTLY, HE SUCKS. (3) SOMEHOW, HE MANAGES TO GAIN A FANBASE, NONE THE LESS. (5) GREATWYRM STOPS BEING A DRAGON. HE'S NOW THE DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL. (6) THE GUITAR AND HIS POWERS MERGE, OVERLOADING THE ROCK AND ROLL CONTINUUM, AND VAPORIZE HIM.The Orb of Flame was part of the boss? That shows me that A. I missed something and B. I have a new idea.How conveniant, as I was about to:
Locate block hole in the middle of the galactic core!
Also, I decide to believe in the god of flame and music who just faded away. I also believe him to have a funny pink hat.
APPEAR TO TEENAGE ROCKSTAR WANNABE, AND MAKE HIM MESSIAH OF MY NEW RELIGION. GAIN WORLDWIDE FOLLOWERS IN THE BILLIONS.
TURN GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FOLLOWER, GIVE HIM MY AFOREMENTIONED ARTIFACT MAGIC FLAME GUITAR AS CONSOLATION.
ATTACK BRAINFREEZ.
(also, I'd like to be listed as the God of MusicFire)
HAHAHA I STEAL PRESENTS FROM SANTA(1) YOU GET YOUR ASS BEAT BY HIS ELVES. (6) MS. CLAUS THOUGH, IS PERFECTLY FINE WITH YOU INVITING HER OVER. (2) SHE'S TOO NICE FOR YOU TO DO IT! AND OLD. AND FAT.
ALSO I KIDNAP MRS. CLAUS
AND RAPE HER.
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
TRY TO USE MY POWERS COMBINED TO NOT BECOME CAPTAIN PLANET BUT TO KICK COLOUR AND AUSTRALIAN MAGIC OUT OF LICH MAGIC ORB GUY DUDE.(3) YOU KICK AUSTALIAN MAGIC OUT OF THE LICH. (3) BEHOLD! THE BLU TEAM, FROM THE MEET THE- VIDEOS! YOUR ARMY IS USELESS! (2) THEY WOULD TRY TO STOP THEM, BUT THEY'RE KILLED TOO QUICKLY.
USE THE RESULTING ORBS TO SPAWN RED AND BLU TEAMS.
TELL THEM ORB GUY IS THREAT TOMANN CO.THEIR SALARIES.
BECOME WILLY WONKA(2) YOU BECOME AN OOMPA-LOOMPA. (6) YOU GRAB THOSE ORBS, VAPORIZING THE MAJORITY OF YOUR BODY AS YOU REACH INTO THE SOURCE OF ALL MAGIC. (4) YOU IMAGINE A TUNNEL, BEFORE FILLING IT WITH BLEEDING CHOCOLATE.
GRAB SPHERES OF IMAGINATION, BLOOD, AND CHOCOLATE.
DRAW THE MAGIC INTO THE TUNNEL
"YES! THE DANGER SURELY MUST BE GROWING! FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING! AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING! ANY SIGNS! THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
((I was only one roll away from a Superjail! reference. Maybe next time.))
THROW BOOMBOXES AT LICH
(4) THE GHETTO BLASTERS SPONTANEOUSLY LIGHT MIDAIR, (6) BURNING TO ASHES BEFORE HITTING THE BOSS.THROW BOOMBOXES AT LICHAlso, light this mans attack on fire. No fool be using my sound sphere of influence, without accepting the whole, flaming, package.
WELL THEN. USE POWER OF ANGER TO ATTACK SOMETHING HEROIC. ALSO GNAW ON 682, BECAUSE WHATEVER DOSEN"T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER.(6) YOU RUSH FREEZ, WHO IS CURRENTLY BEING ELECTROCUTED. AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT HIM, YOU ARE BROUGHT INTO THE CIRCUIT.
*Stops gaping at the insanity*(4) "COOL STORY BRO. ANYTHING ELSE?"
Bro, Lichguy, pure magic thing... You made Cthulhu bask in your crazy. I'm proud. I attempt to awaken Azathoth to tell him of this development.
BOSS TURN:
(4+2) The electric orb sends its energy coursing through the knife, creating a freez conduit, to Wrex. The electricity courses in between them, sparking and creating the stench of burnt hair. Both of them fall to the ground, slain by their hubris or something.
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Post by: Wrex on September 09, 2012, 10:38:15 pm
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2012, 10:40:11 pm
START A BIG BRAWL
SLAM HIS ASS INTO A BRICK WALL,
THEN GET A FAT NIGGA TO SIT ON HIM; RICK ROSS
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 10:41:25 pm
Also make a Sylvester Stallone clone of myself to grab the law sphere, because "I am...the law." And have him say to the lich, "You betrayed the LAW!!!"
Post by: Dirg on September 09, 2012, 11:02:28 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 09, 2012, 11:31:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 11:35:25 pm
Yeah, um... Azathoth? I need a big favor here. Can you kinda... Annihilate the source of magic over there?Not me! The undead one.
...
The lich!
...
The evil one!
...
The one in the orb.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 09, 2012, 11:45:36 pm
Azathoth?
Both of them. *Grim face*
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2012, 11:48:45 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 09, 2012, 11:52:21 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 09, 2012, 11:52:27 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 09, 2012, 11:54:38 pm
FINALLY SUMMON ARMY OF FLAME GUITAR WILEDING SOLDIERS.
UNLEASH ARMY ON PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
(also, List me as the god of Music fire I am)
Post by: Xantalos on September 10, 2012, 12:02:16 am
SPAWNS NICHOLAS CAGE TO CONVINCE LICH TO DO SUICIDE .He's been summoned twice now. That about sums up how insane this thread is - it invokes Nicolas Cage TWICE.
Post by: BFEL on September 10, 2012, 05:58:20 am
ALSO I WILL BE THE EGGMAN
AND THE WALRUS
BETTER THROW PINBALL WIZARD IN THERE TOO
(if your wondering, I recently tried hawaiian pizza. It was amazing.)
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 10, 2012, 06:33:44 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 10, 2012, 06:42:09 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 06:43:25 am
Post by: brainfreez on September 10, 2012, 07:02:01 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 10, 2012, 10:18:20 am
SCIENCE VS. MAGIC.
THROW SCIENCE AT LICH. GET COLOUR AND POKEMANZ MAGICS.
Post by: miauw62 on September 10, 2012, 10:32:16 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 10, 2012, 10:56:19 am
(would commiting suicide get me out of paradoxia and let me retain my magic orb? Or does that depend on my roll? Because i'm REALLY out of ideas. damn bad rolls.)Turn him into the Master of Paradoxes and give him a +1 on looping actions, but a -1 on regular ones.
(ah well, i could do something USEFULL while i'm out of ideas to escape)
STUDY ORB OF META-MAGIC INSIDE SELF. LEARN HOW TO USE THESE POWERS.
Post by: miauw62 on September 10, 2012, 11:09:38 am
(So i can get a 7 and have it backfire EVEN MORE disastrously? oh fuck. ;P)(would commiting suicide get me out of paradoxia and let me retain my magic orb? Or does that depend on my roll? Because i'm REALLY out of ideas. damn bad rolls.)Turn him into the Master of Paradoxes and give him a +1 on looping actions, but a -1 on regular ones.
(ah well, i could do something USEFULL while i'm out of ideas to escape)
STUDY ORB OF META-MAGIC INSIDE SELF. LEARN HOW TO USE THESE POWERS.
(Though becoming master of paradox is a good idea, i'll try that instead of studying magic.)
Post by: TCM on September 10, 2012, 03:11:38 pm
Force the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbabies:_Baby_Geniuses_2).
Come on man. I know we don't like the Lich, but no one deserves that.
Post by: Mr.Zero on September 10, 2012, 03:33:49 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 10, 2012, 04:07:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 10, 2012, 05:33:18 pm
WHYYYYYYForce the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbabies:_Baby_Geniuses_2).
Come on man. I know we don't like the Lich, but no one deserves that.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 10, 2012, 07:45:42 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 07:46:25 pm
>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 10, 2012, 08:06:28 pm
>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
Post by: misko27 on September 10, 2012, 08:08:12 pm
HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 08:09:23 pm
That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
Post by: misko27 on September 10, 2012, 08:14:17 pm
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2012, 08:33:14 pm
Pray to misko if this works. Heck, compose a hymn of rock and roll and fire, then sing that.Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.That reminds me, threaten to stop believing in misko27 if he doesn't help me get un-incinerated.HELP THIS MAN OUT. LIGHT HIM ON FIRE.>KILLEMALLTry not to get incinerated again.
> NEW ACTION: TRY TO GET INCINERATED AGAIN!
THANKS GWG
REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 10, 2012, 10:34:51 pm
I WONDER WHY I AM ELECTRICUTED. SINCE CLAWS ARE NOT CONDUCTIVE. USE PARADOX TO COME BACK TO LIFE.(3) YOUR CLAWS ARE. DEAL WITH IT. BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY. THE SHOCK RESTARTS YOUR HEART, AND YOU RISE BACK UP, A FRANKENSTEIN WITH CLAWS.
I'M TIRED OF THIS LICH BEING RAW(5) YOU INDEED START A BIG BRAWL. PEOPLE START SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE JUST TO FIGHT. (3) YOU GRAB SOME BRICKS, AND HURL THEM AT THE ORB. (1) THEN, THE LEGENDARY FAT ALBERT HURTLES FROM THE SKY DIRECTLY ONTO YOU, CRUSHING YOU FLAT.
START A BIG BRAWL
SLAM HIS ASS INTO A BRICK WALL,
THEN GET A FAT NIGGA TO SIT ON HIM; RICK ROSS
I use oompa loompa song power to transform the lich into a child, then take him on a trip through allegorical hell in a chocolate factory, ensuring he meets a grisly death.(4) HIS SOUL IS RIPPED FROM THE ORB, AND YOU TAKE HIM ON A TRIP THROUGH A CHOCOLATE FACTORY, WHERE HIS JOURNEY ENDS BY FLOATING ALONE ON A GUMDROP UPON A CHOCOLATE RIVER. THEN HE FLIES BACK TO THE ORB. (5) YOU GRAB THE LAW ORB, AND SLYVESTER STALLONE HIMSELF JOINS YOU, SPAWNED BY YOUR SUPREME ACTING.
Also make a Sylvester Stallone clone of myself to grab the law sphere, because "I am...the law." And have him say to the lich, "You betrayed the LAW!!!"
WAS IGNORED, FEELS BAD. USE CHAOS ORB ON SELF AND SEE WHAT MUTATE INTO.(4) YOU MUTATE, GROWING A HEART.
Yeah, um... Azathoth? I need a big favor here. Can you kinda... Annihilate the source of magic over there?(1) "OH, THAT SOURCE OF MADNESS, RIGHT? OKAY."
YOU ARE DISINTEGRATED BY A BEAM FROM THE HEAVENS.
SPAWNS NICHOLAS CAGE TO CONVINCE LICH TO DO SUICIDE .(1) YOU SPAWN NICHOLAS CAGE, WHO LOSES IT AND KNOCKS YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A GOLF TROPHY.
Time for a, reprisal.(2) YOU SUMMON A BUNCH OF WANNABE GOTHS WHO LISTEN TO SPEED METAL AND PLAY HALO. (2) THEY ARE SLAUGHTERED BY THE DARK ENERGIES CONTROLLING THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
FINALLY SUMMON ARMY OF FLAME GUITAR WILEDING SOLDIERS.
UNLEASH ARMY ON PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
(also, List me as the god of Music fire I am)
FIGHT MISKOS FIRE WITH HAWAIIAN PIZZA, BECAUSE I AM DA PINEAPPLE(3) YOU GIVE THE GOLEM HAWAIIAN PIZZA, AND HE LIKES IT, AS MUCH AS A MOUTHLESS, SOULLESS ENTITY CAN. (3) YOU ARE THE ROBOTNIK, (2)THE BEATLES, AND (1) THE PINBALL WIZARD. DETECTING ONE OF HIS OWN, RODNEY KILLS YOU, TO AVOID COMPETITION.
ALSO I WILL BE THE EGGMAN
AND THE WALRUS
BETTER THROW PINBALL WIZARD IN THERE TOO
(if your wondering, I recently tried hawaiian pizza. It was amazing.)
Force the Lich to watch Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbabies:_Baby_Geniuses_2).(5) YOU FORCE HIM TO WATCH IT. IT DISSOLVES THROUGH A WHOLE LAYER OF THE ORBS SHIELDING.
emerge as the Lich's subconscience and clam to be the clamer of the lich sphere of magic.(5) YOU BECOME THE LICHS SUBCONCIENCE. (4) YOU MAKE YOUR CLAIM, AND HE GIVES YOU SOME OF THE POWAH.
Come back to life as a Phoenix/dragon and destroy the 1 and on the die you're using, because I'm sick of turning to ashes.(1) HAHAHA! NO. YOU ROT.
SUMMON FAPIRES AND FAP THE LICH TO DEATH .(1) YOU FAP A LITTLE, BUT THEN REALIZE THE EMPTINESS OF YOUR LIFE, AND KILL YOURSELF. THAT, OR LACKING A HEAD MAKES IT HARDER TO FAP
WAIT...(6) YOU HEAVE SCIENCE ABOVE YOUR HEAD, WHERE UPON IT GETS WEIGHTED DOWN BY BEUROCRACY, CRUSHING YOU.
SCIENCE VS. MAGIC.
THROW SCIENCE AT LICH. GET COLOUR AND POKEMANZ MAGICS.
BECOME MASTER OF PARADOX AND ESCAPE, MAKING PARADOXIA LEAK INTO GALAXY CENTER.(3) THE GUY WHO KILLED HIS GRANDPA RETURNS.
Call down the powers of the potatoes!(1) YOU CALL DOWN MANY POTATOES ONTO YOU.
>KILLEMALL(1) YOU BEGIN THE WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF THEM ALL, STARTING WITH YOURSELF.
(6) YOU MAKE HIM INTO A FLAME SPEWING, FLAME RETARDANT DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL. BUT THE METAL CRUSHES HIM, AND CASTS HIM TO THE GROUND!Pray to misko if this works. Heck, compose a hymn of rock and roll and fire, then sing that.
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess you couldn't take the power of MusicFire.
REFORM GREATWYRMGOLD INTO FIRE-BREATHING, FIRE_PROOF DRAGON OF ROCK AND ROLL, USING THE LITTLE KIDS VERSION OF THE GUITAR OF WRATH.
BOSS TURN:
Rodney nods.
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Post by: TCM on September 10, 2012, 11:13:12 pm
YOU COULD SAY I HAVE A BOGUS MIND.
AROUND IS NECK IS WHERE MY ROPE IS TIED,
YANK ON IT UNTIL IT BREAKS HIS SPINE!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 10, 2012, 11:14:27 pm
GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE. TRY AGAIN, FOR SAME RESULTS.
EXCEPT GET FUN MAGIC INSTEAD OF POKEMANZ.
Post by: Xantalos on September 10, 2012, 11:17:04 pm
ME GIVE LICH DIABEETUS WITH CHOCOLATE AND GRAB BLOOD SPHERE
Post by: misko27 on September 10, 2012, 11:31:45 pm
SHOOT FIREBALLS AT PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
NOD BACK AT RODNEY.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 10, 2012, 11:40:51 pm
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 was FAR more effective at fighting the Lich than Cthulhu. I know what to do now.
Activate the Orbital Friendship Cannon.
Disclaimer: Is not a brony.
Post by: Dirg on September 10, 2012, 11:50:13 pm
Post by: Mr.Zero on September 11, 2012, 12:26:27 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2012, 06:18:13 am
Oh, and make an incinerator using my fire breath if needed.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 11, 2012, 07:02:21 am
2. Activate the gun and dual blood orbs to make the dual soul pistols.
3. Activate the heart and the Frost Orbs to make an army of ice elemental imps.
4. Try to convene the Lich to rip the Chaos orb right out of Dirge's body, with extremely extreme prejustice.
5. Be listed as the sub-final-boss
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 11, 2012, 07:22:11 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 11, 2012, 12:05:54 pm
WHEN ABOVE GALAXY CENTER, JUMP OUT OF HELICOPTER AND SMASH INTO IT TO AQUIRE ANOTHER ORB.
Post by: BFEL on September 11, 2012, 02:22:24 pm
<.<
CONTINUE BEING DICK....
DO DICK THINGS
Post by: brainfreez on September 11, 2012, 02:23:48 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 11, 2012, 04:04:29 pm
>EXCEPTFORME
>SOICANINCINERATEEM
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2012, 04:08:27 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 11, 2012, 04:26:52 pm
Make a note to pray for raptorfangamer to be incinerated once the battle's over.
Why wait for the battle to be over? ;)
FOUND DICK THING TO DO
INCINERATE DINOGAMEPERSON
WITH GREATWYRMS BODY
BECAUSE DICK
Post by: misko27 on September 11, 2012, 04:56:23 pm
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.Make a note to pray for raptorfangamer to be incinerated once the battle's over.
Why wait for the battle to be over? ;)
FOUND DICK THING TO DO
INCINERATE DINOGAMEPERSON
WITH GREATWYRMS BODY
BECAUSE DICK
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2012, 05:01:11 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 11, 2012, 05:28:49 pm
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 11, 2012, 06:17:27 pm
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.
Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!
Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve) moment.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 11, 2012, 06:18:49 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 12, 2012, 07:52:43 am
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve) moment.
Can't be dick? BE CUNT INSTEAD :P
Post by: zomara0292 on September 12, 2012, 09:36:38 am
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve) moment.
Can't be dick? BE CUNT INSTEAD :P
Noooooo!!! If he turns into a cunt, I will have to stab him repeatedly. Until he is bleeding everywhere. In a non-sexual manner.
Post by: BFEL on September 12, 2012, 10:25:41 am
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve) moment.
Can't be dick? BE CUNT INSTEAD :P
Noooooo!!! If he turns into a cunt, I will have to stab him repeatedly. Until he is bleeding everywhere. In a non-sexual manner.
I don't think its possible to have all that in a "non-sexual manner"
Post by: misko27 on September 12, 2012, 10:27:56 am
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Post by: Caerwyn on September 12, 2012, 04:46:11 pm
Post by: brainfreez on September 12, 2012, 04:56:21 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 12, 2012, 05:22:26 pm
SNEAK UP ON THE LICH WHEN HE'S ALONE INSIDE,(1) YOU START RAPPING INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, AND THE LICH FIRES A SERIES OF MAGICAL BOLTS AT YOU, PIERCING YOUR STERNUM.
YOU COULD SAY I HAVE A BOGUS MIND.
AROUND IS NECK IS WHERE MY ROPE IS TIED,
YANK ON IT UNTIL IT BREAKS HIS SPINE!
DAMN SCIENCE, WHY ARE YOU SO HEAVY.(6) YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE, AN ALLEGORY FOR YOU REMOVING YOURSELF FROM KNOWLEDGE. HURR.... WHAT?
GET OUT FROM UNDER SCIENCE. TRY AGAIN, FOR SAME RESULTS.
EXCEPT GET FUN MAGIC INSTEAD OF POKEMANZ.
SYLVESTER STALLONE GRAB LAW SPHERE
ME GIVE LICH DIABEETUS WITH CHOCOLATE AND GRAB BLOOD SPHERE
(5) STALLONE GRABS THE LAW CUBE, BECOMING A COP WITH A TEMPER! (6) YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, STUFF AN ORB FULL OF SWEETS, ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING. (2) ALSO, YOU GRAB THE BLOOD CUBE, AND ARE SOMEHOW SURPRISED WHEN IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
LIFT FOLLOWER GREATWYRM UP AND LOB HIM AT LICH IN ATTEMPT TO DISLODGE FROST MAGIC.(2) YOU TRY TO GRAB A FOLLOWER, BUT YOU ARE TOO METAPHYSICAL. (4) CALLING FLAMES FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU THROW THEM AT SOME PINEAPPLE. IT BURNS, LEAVING AN OVERCOOKED DISH. (1) YOU TRY TO NOD AT RODNEY, BUT DO SOME WEIRD TRIBAL DANCE INSTEAD.
SHOOT FIREBALLS AT PINEAPPLE GOLEM.
NOD BACK AT RODNEY.
Let us get this straight.(3) IT FIRES A BEAM, WHICH DISSIPATES OVER THE COURSE OF CROSSING THE UNIVERSE, BEFORE BECOMING A SMALL SPARKLE WHICH HE FLICKS OFF OF HIS SHOULDER.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 was FAR more effective at fighting the Lich than Cthulhu. I know what to do now.
Activate the Orbital Friendship Cannon.
Disclaimer: Is not a brony.
NOW THAT I HAVE A HEART, USE POWER OF LIKING SOMEONE A LOT TO SMASH LICH'S ORB WITH A PINK SWEATER.(3) YOU HIT IT WITH A SWEATER. THIS WORKS ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU'D THINK. AFTER ALL, THERE'S NO BUBBLEGUM TO SAVE.
BECOME THE LORD OF POWER METAL!! AS I REACH OUT INTO THE SKY A LIGHTNING STRIKES DOWN SUMMONING MY GUITAR!(3) YOU BECOME WORSHIPPED BY GOTHICS IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Pray to misko so that I'm freed from the metal? Also, destroy the 1 and 6 sides of your die. I'd rather break the fourth wall than die AGAIN next turn.(5) ACCESS DENIED: GM IS A DICK.
Oh, and make an incinerator using my fire breath if needed.
1. Try to convince the Lich to reflect the friendship beam, using the heart orb, back at Hanslanda and turn him into his new slave.THE BEAM IS A LITTLE TOO NOT THERE IN ORDDER FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. (5) YOU CREATE AN ARTIFACT OF A WEAPON, THAT THE MYSTICS COULDN'T HAVE FORGED. THEY CLATTER TO THE GROUND, JUST OUTSIDE THE ORB. (6) AN ARMY OF IMPS APPEAR, WHO JUST KIND OF SIT AROUND, BEFORE MELTING IN THE FACE OF THE GOD OF FIRE. (1) "NAH. I'M NOT A DICK OR ANYTHING. SHUT UP SUBCONSCIOUS." (5) FINE.
2. Activate the gun and dual blood orbs to make the dual soul pistols.
3. Activate the heart and the Frost Orbs to make an army of ice elemental imps.
4. Try to convene the Lich to rip the Chaos orb right out of Dirge's body, with extremely extreme prejustice.
5. Be listed as the sub-final-boss
Spread nasty rumors about the wizard so that the lich fires him.(2) EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HE NURSE DANCES,
CALL IN INTERUNIVERSAL RESCUE HELICOPTER TO TAKE ME BACK TO GALAXY CENTER.(1) SOME HILLBILLY IN A CROPDUSTER SHOWS UP, PICKS YOU UP, THEN CRASHES INTO HIS BARN.
WHEN ABOVE GALAXY CENTER, JUMP OUT OF HELICOPTER AND SMASH INTO IT TO AQUIRE ANOTHER ORB.
CALLS BROS FROM THE EAST SIDE , GIVES INTO GOOD OLD BUTT KICKIN' .(1) THE BUTT THEY DECIDE TO KICK IS YOURS. SOME BROS THEY ARE.
>INCINERATEEMALL(1) YOU INCINERATE TEEMALL, YOUR MOTHER. OH GOD! MOM! YOU KILL YOURSELF SHORTLY AFTER.
>EXCEPTFORME
>SOICANINCINERATEEM
(5) YOU GRAB A DRAGON, BEFORE DROPPING IT ONTO RAPTOR, AND PUNCTURING HIS FLAME SACKS, POURING FIRE ONTO HIM.Make a note to pray for raptorfangamer to be incinerated once the battle's over.
Why wait for the battle to be over? ;)
FOUND DICK THING TO DO
INCINERATE DINOGAMEPERSON
WITH GREATWYRMS BODY
BECAUSE DICK
END THIS FOO' . HES BEIGN A DICK. TURN HIM INTO WOMEN, SINCE WOMEN HAVE NO DICK.Add the force of my prayers to aid misko in that venture!Multiply into many scp-682pa loompas and sing a song to creep everyone else out and help misko.
I change my action. Instead, I'm channeling my thoughts and prayers into misko's wish. Because bandwagons are for jumping onto. That, and because I want this to become a corrupted clap your hands if you believe (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve) moment.
Can't be dick? BE CUNT INSTEAD :P
Noooooo!!! If he turns into a cunt, I will have to stab him repeatedly. Until he is bleeding everywhere. In a non-sexual manner.
FINE, CHANGE HIM INTO GENDERLESS INDIVIDUAL.(1+3) THE PRAYERS AND POWERS OF ALL THE PLAYERS COMBINE, COURSING THROUGH MISKO, AND INTO BFFL. DECADES WORTH OF HORRIFYING SURGERY AND HORMONE TREATMENTS OCCUR IN THE SPACE OF SECONDS, TRANSFORMING BFFL INTO A GENDERLESS (ALBINO) FREAK!
I HAS MUD, DRAGON, AND...SOMETHING. I NEED FUN MAGICZ.(1) NO! YOU DIE FOR SOME HILARIOUS REASON INSTEAD.
BE THE SOURCE OF THE GMS GREAT SHAME(2) NO, THE GAME IS THE SOURCE OF MY SHAME. MOSTLY BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GAME I'VE HAD, AND LOOK AT IT.
Locate Incinerator for crazy plan!(2) YOU FIND A FREEZER, A TIME MACHINE, A SLAP CHOP, AND A SHAMWOW, BUT NO INCINERATOR.
CAERWYN, HARBRINGER OF PLAGUE WILL RANDOMLY APPEAR ONCE MORE, AND CREATE A PLAGUE! (The plague-ee kind.)(5) YOU FADE BACK FROM WHEREVER YOU WERE, A HORSEMAN STILL. HARNESSING THE MAGIC, YOU CREATE A BALL OF SUPER-AIDSENTARY, AND HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND.
BOSS TURN:
(4+2) Rodney gestures at the heroes, and a series of demons appear.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Xantalos on September 12, 2012, 05:29:58 pm
ALSO, SUMMON SPONGEBOB TO ANNOY THE LICH WHILE WE (SCP-682PA LOOMPAS) SING A SONG OF SACCHARINE HAPPINESS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 05:35:29 pm
I travel forward in time and get blueprints for the time machine.
Then I travel back to five minutes before I got to the battle and tell me to pray to misko27, so he becomes a god the first time he tries.
Then I put the fire orb into the freezer to see what happens.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 12, 2012, 05:53:45 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 12, 2012, 06:36:59 pm
Post by: Caerwyn on September 12, 2012, 07:04:08 pm
Post by: TCM on September 12, 2012, 07:12:40 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 12, 2012, 07:23:34 pm
Because hey, I managed it when I was a FREAKING HAWAIIAN PIZZA, why WOULDNT I be able to as a albino?
ALSO JUMP IN FRONT OF CAERWYNS AIDS BALL, CONTRACTING SUPER AIDS, THEN TRANSFER MY BLOOD TO FAMILIES OF EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS.
BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN DICK
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 07:29:36 pm
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 12, 2012, 07:42:32 pm
AMASS ARMY OF POPULAR PEOPLE IN CULTURE, BOTH REAL AND FICTIONAL, SIMILAR TO LEMON DEMON'S "ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY." (That was the shit back in 6th grade.)What do you mean was the shit?
Oh, and I summon the
Post by: misko27 on September 12, 2012, 07:45:22 pm
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 07:59:16 pm
NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!Pray to help this!
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
Post by: misko27 on September 12, 2012, 08:14:09 pm
START WITH CAERWYN, CONVERT ALSO USING PAGANISM AND RAP AND METAL AND SHIT.
Incinerate dick with fire breath, and then use my time machine to dump him in the Holocaust!FOR SOME REASON WHEN I READ THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMMAND TO INCINERATE HIS OWN DICK. WAS VERY CONFUSED.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 08:19:01 pm
ALSO EXPLAIN PREVIOUS PRAYER MORE CAREFULLY.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 12, 2012, 08:34:52 pm
FIND WAY TO GET KNOWLEDGE ORB. EAT IT, GET KNOWLEDGE BACK.
GET METAAAAAAAL MAGIC.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 12, 2012, 09:30:31 pm
Harness the Power of Friendship, use it to boost everyone else's rolls!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 12, 2012, 09:39:51 pm
...I just had an idea.
GET THREAD POSTED ON TV TROPES. LINK LICH TO IT.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 13, 2012, 06:37:25 am
Post by: Tiruin on September 13, 2012, 07:37:00 am
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. :D))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
Post by: BFEL on September 13, 2012, 11:39:59 am
((So first of all, Welcome to the RTD board, all you new faces!
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. :D))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
So your, what, gonna make an elf that doesnt suck? :P (Cacame excluded of course)
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 13, 2012, 12:03:39 pm
REMOVE END CAP AND FIRE IT AT THE MAGIC ORB PURSE
Post by: miauw62 on September 13, 2012, 12:27:39 pm
Use cheat codes to escape paradoxia.
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 13, 2012, 03:34:08 pm
(I'm really raging at my bad rolls now. i'm out of inspiration.)I'm torn between making my hypercube and assisting your roll. I'll hold off on the hypercube until later, I guess. Use blessed magic lamp to summon Game Genie, use my wish to help Miauw cheat.
Use cheat codes to escape paradoxia.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 04:59:00 pm
(I'm really raging at my bad rolls now. i'm out of inspiration.)Pray to misko27 that miauw escapes.
Use cheat codes to escape paradoxia.
Become high priest of misko27.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 13, 2012, 06:41:46 pm
I know what to do. EVERYBODY! HELP ME SUMMON SPONGEBOB TO ANNOY THE LICH!(1) YOU DO NOT SUMMON SPONGEBOB. YOU BECOME SPONGEBOB. YOU HAVE BEEN TRANSPORTED TO BIKINI BOTTOM.
ALSO, SUMMON SPONGEBOB TO ANNOY THE LICH WHILE WE (SCP-682PA LOOMPAS) SING A SONG OF SACCHARINE HAPPINESS.
Time machine....(2) NO. THE BUTTONS ARE WAY TO CONFUSING FOR YOU TO WORK. I MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO SUBTRACT 1?
I travel forward in time and get blueprints for the time machine.
Then I travel back to five minutes before I got to the battle and tell me to pray to misko27, so he becomes a god the first time he tries.
Then I put the fire orb into the freezer to see what happens.
CREATE OWN FACTION, AWAY FROM THIS BOSS, MAYBE CREATE A NICE FARMING VILLAGE? OR A MOUNTAIN VIEW? THEY SAY THE HUNGRY PEOPLE WOULD FIND THE VIEW AMAZING.(3) YOU ESTABLISH A GHETTO.
TEAM UP WITH OTHER HEROES USING CHAOS ORB TO EITHER HELP ACTIONS OR DO COMBINATION ATTACK.(1) NOONE LIKES YOU, SO YOU TEAM UP WITH NOTHING. KNOWING WHAT TO DO, YOU NOD AT NOTHING, BEFORE JUMPING INTO ITS ACCEPTING ARMS. WAIT A SEC. YOU PLUMMET, TOWARDS NOTHING IN PARTICULAR.
Uh...Er, Unleash the ball of whatever-it-is at the stupid heroes!(1) YOU DEVOUR IT, INTENDING TO PASS IT THROUGH YOUR BOWELS, TO MAKE IT BOTH LETHAL AND SMELLY. THAT DOES NOT GO WELL. AT ALL. YOU ARE CURRENTLY BLIND, SHEDDING YOUR SKIN, BLEEDING FROM ALL ORIFICES, AND ARE COVERED WITH RASHES. AS WELL AS OTHER THINGS.
AMASS ARMY OF POPULAR PEOPLE IN CULTURE, BOTH REAL AND FICTIONAL, SIMILAR TO LEMON DEMON'S "ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY." (That was the shit back in 6th grade.)(1) YOU AMASS AN ARMY OF FAMOUS CHARACTERS, BUT THEY FORM A MASSIVE COALITION TO KILL YOU, JUST LIKE POOR CHUCK.
CONTINUE BEING DICK DESPITE LOSS OF ACTUAL DICK.(1) NO. YOUR INEPTITUDE CAUSES THE GODS OF DICKITUDE THEMSELVES TO STRIKE YOU DOWN, TRIPPING YOU BEFORE STEALING YOUR THINGS!
Because hey, I managed it when I was a FREAKING HAWAIIAN PIZZA, why WOULDNT I be able to as a albino?
ALSO JUMP IN FRONT OF CAERWYNS AIDS BALL, CONTRACTING SUPER AIDS, THEN TRANSFER MY BLOOD TO FAMILIES OF EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS.
BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN DICK
Incinerate dick with fire breath, and then use my time machine to dump him in the Holocaust!(6)YOU RUN UP TO THE DICK, INTENDING TO BURN HIM TO CINDERS. SADLY, WHEN THE GODS OF DICKITUDE TRIP HIM, HE FALLS ONTO YOU, CRUSHING YOU INTO SMALL PIECES. ALSO, A MUSH. JUST FYI.
((In that one part, I was just listing the orbs I had.))(5) YOU DEVOUR THE ORB OF KNOWLEDGE, GAINING OMNISCIENCE. UNLIKE THE CHICK FROM INDIANA JONES, YOU DO NOT EXPLODE, HOWEVER.
FIND WAY TO GET KNOWLEDGE ORB. EAT IT, GET KNOWLEDGE BACK.
GET METAAAAAAAL MAGIC.
(5+1) YOU CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE GOLEM. HE PULLS OUT A LAPTOP AND BEGINS BROWSING 4CHAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!Pray to help this!
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
I've also Decided to incincerate one non-follower/hero each turn, To make them convert, or die.(1) YOU BURN DOWN YOUR TEMPLES, CAUSING YOUR VILLAGES TO RANDOMLY TAKE DAMAGE, RUINING YOUR ALIGNMENT.
START WITH CAERWYN, CONVERT ALSO USING PAGANISM AND RAP AND METAL AND SHIT.Incinerate dick with fire breath, and then use my time machine to dump him in the Holocaust!FOR SOME REASON WHEN I READ THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMMAND TO INCINERATE HIS OWN DICK. WAS VERY CONFUSED.
WARN EVERYONE OF IMPENDING DIVINE VENGEANCE(4) "GOD'S PISSED. WATCH YOUR ASSES."
ALSO EXPLAIN PREVIOUS PRAYER MORE CAREFULLY.
Dear god almight, this is the strangest RTD ever.(Oh really?)
Harness the Power of Friendship, use it to boost everyone else's rolls!
(4) NEXT TURN, NEXT TURN.
Reminds me, I need to read through this thing.(6) HE GETS FAMOUS, BECOMING AN INTERNET GOD!
...I just had an idea.
GET THREAD POSTED ON TV TROPES. LINK LICH TO IT.
Convence the lich to pull in the pistols and then create a shield of Ice around the sphere.(4-2) HE MENTALLY PIMP SLAPS YOU. HE THOUGHT HE TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
((So first of all, Welcome to the RTD board, all you new faces!(Oh lawd, Tiruin's back. So, yeah, somehow the people have not quite yet defeated the Lich. Welcome back, and welcome to all you n00bs.))
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. :D))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
(1) YOU START WITH YOUR OWN GENETICS, REMOVING YOURSELF FROM THE TIME STREAM.
JUMP 30 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE AND STEAL A LIGHTSABER(1) YOU JUMP 30 ETERNITIES INTO THE FUTURE, BEING LOST INSIDE THE ENDLESS VOID OF THE LICHS MIND.
REMOVE END CAP AND FIRE IT AT THE MAGIC ORB PURSE
(I'm really raging at my bad rolls now. i'm out of inspiration.)(4) WELCOME BACK TO HELL ON GALAXY CORE.
Use cheat codes to escape paradoxia.
BOSS TURN:
(2+3) Zomara vanishes from the Lichs subconscious.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 06:53:12 pm
Become High Priest of misko27.
Stick fire sphere into freezer.
Post by: Xantalos on September 13, 2012, 07:14:28 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 13, 2012, 07:31:59 pm
>EXPAND GHETTO
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 07:52:32 pm
PRAY TO misko27 FOR INCINERATOR. ROCK AND ROLL OPTIONAL BUT PREFERRED.
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 07:58:34 pm
I, Suppose that works. Uh, okay.NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!(5+1) YOU CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE GOLEM. HE PULLS OUT A LAPTOP AND BEGINS BROWSING 4CHAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
Hmm, I could really use more spheres...
SUMMON ANGRY HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS CHEAP WORK-FORCE TO BUILD TEMPLE IN HONOR OF ME.
USE NEW TEMPLE'S BUILT IN LICH-BLASTERtm TO BLAST LICH.
GRAB ANY UNTAKEN ORBS.
DEMAND SACRIFICES.
IF TEMPLE IS DESTROYED BY THIS POINT, REBUILD.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 13, 2012, 08:12:33 pm
GET METAAAAAAAL MAGIC.
GIVE TO YOINK.
THEN PUNCH OUT...BOXING MAGIC(?)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 08:22:14 pm
Help build temple and put incinerator in there!I, Suppose that works. Uh, okay.NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!(5+1) YOU CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE GOLEM. HE PULLS OUT A LAPTOP AND BEGINS BROWSING 4CHAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
Hmm, I could really use more spheres...
SUMMON ANGRY HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS CHEAP WORK-FORCE TO BUILD TEMPLE IN HONOR OF ME.
USE NEW TEMPLE'S BUILT IN LICH-BLASTERtm TO BLAST LICH.
GRAB ANY UNTAKEN ORBS.
DEMAND SACRIFICES.
IF TEMPLE IS DESTROYED BY THIS POINT, REBUILD.
Post by: Dirg on September 13, 2012, 08:22:48 pm
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 13, 2012, 09:50:48 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 13, 2012, 09:55:24 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 13, 2012, 10:07:14 pm
Realize I'm still Cthulhu somehow. Attack the Magic!
Post by: BFEL on September 13, 2012, 10:17:19 pm
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
Post by: misko27 on September 13, 2012, 10:21:41 pm
USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the idea :P)I've had it woth this guy/
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
PURIFY ASH IN HOLY FIRE HYMNS TO SWITCH HIM ON THE GOOD SIDE.
Post by: Xantalos on September 13, 2012, 10:38:01 pm
Use spongebob antics to annihilate him/her/it.USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the idea :P)I've had it woth this guy/
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
PURIFY ASH IN HOLY FIRE HYMNS TO SWITCH HIM ON THE GOOD SIDE.
Post by: Mr.Zero on September 14, 2012, 05:56:55 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 06:15:03 am
HELP.USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the idea :P)I've had it woth this guy/
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
PURIFY ASH IN HOLY FIRE HYMNS TO SWITCH HIM ON THE GOOD SIDE.
A LOT.
Post by: BFEL on September 14, 2012, 06:40:01 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 14, 2012, 06:52:17 am
Give the Lich my orb of air in exchange for permanent residence
use the power I consumed to make the orb of magnates
learn how magnates work.
Post by: Tiruin on September 14, 2012, 07:00:33 am
((Oh, you.))((So first of all, Welcome to the RTD board, all you new faces!(Oh lawd, Tiruin's back. So, yeah, somehow the people have not quite yet defeated the Lich. Welcome back, and welcome to all you n00bs.))
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. :D))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
(1) YOU START WITH YOUR OWN GENETICS, REMOVING YOURSELF FROM THE TIME STREAM.
Disperse my essence into the general universe, destroying myself in the process while disrupting the...total chaos that everyone is doing around me. If possible, tamper with the law of inertia.
This is for that Lich, mm'kay?
((And this will be my final action. :P))
Post by: zomara0292 on September 14, 2012, 07:02:54 am
Convence the lich to pull in the pistols and then create a shield of Ice around the sphere.Also, this was skipped.
Post by: BFEL on September 14, 2012, 11:21:38 am
Convence the lich to pull in the pistols and then create a shield of Ice around the sphere.Also, this was skipped.
no it simply resulted in you being bitchslapped.
Post by: miauw62 on September 14, 2012, 11:52:31 am
HOST HEROES-ONLY CELEBRATORY CONCERT ON SELF TO AID IN CONVERTING BFEL TO THE SIDE OF THE HEROES, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ROCKING ANOTHER ORB TO MYSELF.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 14, 2012, 12:58:36 pm
Convence the lich to pull in the pistols and then create a shield of Ice around the sphere.Also, this was skipped.
no it simply resulted in you being bitchslapped.
Exactly, the roll for it was [NO]
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 03:12:50 pm
(allow me to express my extreme joy: FFFFUUUUUCKKKK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!)
HOST HEROES-ONLY CELEBRATORY CONCERT ON SELF TO AID IN CONVERTING BFEL TO THE SIDE OF THE HEROES.
ATTEND CONCERT.
EVANGELIZE FOR misko27.
BECOME HIGH PRIEST OF misko27.
Post by: Wrex on September 14, 2012, 03:17:25 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 04:45:56 pm
CRASH HEROES CONCERT WITH POWER OF IMAGINATION.DUPLICATE IMAGINATION SPHERE, LEND WREX ONE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 07:37:41 am
ALSO, HOW'S MY INCINERATOR GOING? HAVE I MADE IT YET?
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 15, 2012, 10:06:39 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 10:15:34 am
IF SUCCESSFUL, CLAIM IT AS A MIRACLE OF misko27.
AM I HIGH PRIEST OF misko27 YET?
Post by: miauw62 on September 15, 2012, 10:22:00 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 15, 2012, 10:24:18 am
SUMMON ICE CREAM
THROW WIZARD STAFF INTO DISHWASHER
SACRIFICE UNICORN
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 10:25:24 am
(Wyrm, just wait until he rolls and does a turn. You can only do one action at a time)People have done many actions at a time before! I think...I'm almost certain...
Post by: miauw62 on September 15, 2012, 11:05:56 am
Post by: Tiruin on September 15, 2012, 11:10:06 am
Also, goodluck you all. Stuff is about to happen. :P))
Post by: miauw62 on September 15, 2012, 11:11:54 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 11:19:41 am
>Stick fire sphere in freezer to see what happens (4)
>Become High Priest of misko27 (1)
>Help build a temple to misko27 and put an incinerator in there (2)
>Add my prayers to help purify the dick's ashes (5)
>Attend concert and evangelise there (3)
>If raptorfangamer successfully incinerates the boss, claim it as a miracle for misko27 (r)
>Hope for more frequent updates (n/a)
Edit: In case I can't do all of this list of actions, I've added a number at the end to indicate what priority the actions hav
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 15, 2012, 11:59:04 am
(Mayby brainfreez did it in YOU IN AIRPLANE, but it hasnt happened here. And i'm not talking about just one action, but put it in one sentence, and if you want to change it edit your post. alot easier for the GM.)
Actually, I had two actions one round:
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But then I didn't have any actions the next turn, so I guess it all evens out.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 15, 2012, 10:14:56 pm
Alright.(5) POPE GREATWYRM THE GOLD HAS BEEN ELECTED! HE DOES... SOMETHING. I DUNNO. DOES MISKOS RELIGION EVEN HAVE ANY TENENTS? (5) YOU CONSTRUCT A TEMPLE FROM THE MAGIC JETTING AROUND THE BATTLEGROUND. THE TEXTURE CREATED BY IT GLOWS AND SHIFT BEAUTIFULLY, CREATING A MAJESTIC SEAT FOR THE RELIGION.
>Stick fire sphere in freezer to see what happens (4)
>Become High Priest of misko27 (1)
>Help build a temple to misko27 and put an incinerator in there (2)
>Add my prayers to help purify the dick's ashes (5)
>Attend concert and evangelise there (3)
>If raptorfangamer successfully incinerates the boss, claim it as a miracle for misko27 (r)
>Hope for more frequent updates (n/a)
Edit: In case I can't do all of this list of actions, I've added a number at the end to indicate what priority the actions hav
Ask lich if he wants to go jellyfishing with me. Continuously bug him about this.(6) "Hey
(4) "NO!"
(4+3) HE FIRES A MASSIVE BEAM OF ENERGY AT SPONGEBOB, WIPING THE YELLOW SPONGE FROM EXISTENCE.
A ghetto? great, a quick n cheap way to make the pop cap in AoE bigger.(4) IT GROWS, TO ABOUT THE SIZE OF A GOOD-SIZED SUBURB
>EXPAND GHETTO
(4) THEY'RE SO DRUNK, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY'RE BUILDING A TEMPLE. THEY JUST KIND OF MOVE THINGS AROUND, BUT IT ALL TURNS OUT NICELY, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY A 1/2 CHANCE THINGS WOULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG. (3) YOU ACTIVATE THE TEMPLES BUILT-IN LICH BLASTER, WHICH BLASTS HIM FULL OF CHEESY DELICIOUS FLAVOR.I, Suppose that works. Uh, okay.NO, METAPHYSICALITY IS MY DOWNFALL ONCE AGAIN!(5+1) YOU CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE GOLEM. HE PULLS OUT A LAPTOP AND BEGINS BROWSING 4CHAN. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
CORRUPT THE MIND OF THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM USING SUBVERSIVE AND RADICAL LYRICS TO FORCE HIM TO ATTACK RODNEY.
Hmm, I could really use more spheres...
SUMMON ANGRY HOMELESS PEOPLE AND USE THEM AS CHEAP WORK-FORCE TO BUILD TEMPLE IN HONOR OF ME.
USE NEW TEMPLE'S BUILT IN LICH-BLASTERtm TO BLAST LICH.
GRAB ANY UNTAKEN ORBS.
DEMAND SACRIFICES.
IF TEMPLE IS DESTROYED BY THIS POINT, REBUILD.
(3) YOU GET ZINC MAGIC. SUCKS FOR YOU.GET METAAAAAAAL MAGIC.
GIVE TO YOINK.
THEN PUNCH OUT...BOXING MAGIC(?)
REMIND SELF I HAVE WINGS AND CONSTANT SLOW-MO.... CRAP, NOT THE SLOW-MO. FLY OUT OF NOTHINGNESS AND RAM LICH WITH CHAOS ORB SET TO SELF DESTRUCT.(1) REMINDED OF YOUR WINGS BY THE EMINENT DEATH BY FALLING, YOU BEGIN FLAPPING YOUR WINGS UPSIDE DOWN, PUSHING YOURSELF TOWARDS THE EMINENT DEATH BY FALLING INTO NOTHING FASTER.
Scream "NOOOOOO" epicly as Dirg sacrifices himself. Also, summon orb of cliches.(3) "noooo... He's dying and stuff. Wanna go get a sandwich or something?"
(1) YOU ARE STRUCK DOWN BY THE GODS FOR YOUR SARCASM IN THE FACE OF YOUR ALLY DYING.
(Nah, probably not. This is the only one I play.)(3) YOU ARE CHIBI-CTHULU. SO ADORABLE, YOU DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE WITH JUST A BAT OF THE EYES, AND A DARK WHISPER INTO THEIR SOULS.
Realize I'm still Cthulhu somehow. Attack the Magic!
USE THE PURE DICKISHNESS CONTAINED IN MY ASHES/MUCK WHATEVER TO STEAL EVERYONE ELSES SIXES THIS TURN (basically if 1 person rolls a six, get free one use insta-six, if 10 ppl roll 6...you get the idea :P)(6) ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT OVERSHOOTS DO IN THIS GAME? WELL, YOU GET INSTANTLY HIT WITH THE AFTEREFFECTS OF EVERY OVERSHOOT ON THIS ENTIRE BOARD. I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT. IT MAKES ME VOMIT.
AFTERWARD, USE SIX TO EAT PINEAPPLE GOLEM, ON A PIZZA
SEND ANGRY GOTH KIDS AT LICH IN HOPE TO DEPRESS HIM!!!(3) THEY WALK UP TO THE LICH AND MOPE AROUND ON HIS PROPERTY, MAKING HIM SOMEWHAT SAD FOR AMERICAN YOUTH.
Enjoy the free power that resides within the lich.(4) AYUP. THAT ENERGY SURE IS NICE. (6) HE TAKES THE ORB OF AIR, BEFORE GIVING YOU PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN HIS BEACH HOUSE.
Give the Lich my orb of air in exchange for permanent residence
use the power I consumed to make the orb of magnates
learn how magnates work.
(2) THEN, THE ELF-THING TIRUIN DISPERSED INTO THE UNIVERSE, CAUSING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, BUT A FEW TRAFFIC JAMS.((Oh, you.))((So first of all, Welcome to the RTD board, all you new faces!(Oh lawd, Tiruin's back. So, yeah, somehow the people have not quite yet defeated the Lich. Welcome back, and welcome to all you n00bs.))
And by that, I'm seeing a lot of new people lately. :D))
Tiruin, having been rotting since the turn of the epoch, decides to SHATTER THE BIOLOGICAL LAW of GENETICS!
(1) YOU START WITH YOUR OWN GENETICS, REMOVING YOURSELF FROM THE TIME STREAM.
Disperse my essence into the general universe, destroying myself in the process while disrupting the...total chaos that everyone is doing around me. If possible, tamper with the law of inertia.
This is for that Lich, mm'kay?
((And this will be my final action. :P))
(allow me to express my extreme joy: FFFFUUUUUCKKKK YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!)(4) YOU HOST A HEROES ONLY CONCERT, FEATURING THE MUSICAL TALENTS OF SOME LOCAL PLAYERS. IT'S OKAY, BUT NOT SPECTACULAR BY ANY MEANS. (4) THEN, YOU PULL AN ORB FROM THE LICH, AND ROCK IT BACK AND FORTH WITHIN YOUR ARMS. IT WON'T BURP FOR SOME REASON THOUGH.
HOST HEROES-ONLY CELEBRATORY CONCERT ON SELF TO AID IN CONVERTING BFEL TO THE SIDE OF THE HEROES, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ROCKING ANOTHER ORB TO MYSELF.
CRASH HEROES CONCERT WITH POWER OF IMAGINATION.(1) YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS A PLANE, HURTLING THROUGH THE SKIES AT THE HEROES PARTY. THAT'LL SHOW THEM. SADLY, YOU MISS THE PARTY, AND SMASH INTO THE COUNTRY-SIDE BESIDE IT.
PROVE YOU CANNOT DO ONE ACTION AT A TIME(1) YOU SUMMON AN ICE CREAM GOLEM, WHO GOES BESERK BEFORE TURNING ON YOU AND GUARENTEEING YOUR DELICIOUS, FREEZY DEATH.
SUMMON ICE CREAM
THROW WIZARD STAFF INTO DISHWASHER
SACRIFICE UNICORN
BOSS TURN:
(6+3) Rodney is suspended into the air, while a miniature wormhole opens up above the galactic core, which begins to pull in magical energy.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 15, 2012, 10:17:34 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 15, 2012, 10:20:10 pm
As an aftereffect, my particles will implode.
Post by: TCM on September 15, 2012, 10:22:57 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 10:29:13 pm
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT INCINERATOR IN TEMPLE CAREFULLY
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE INTO FREEZER
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PLACE GOLD-DRAGON-MAGICKED LUCK GEM INTO ORB WEAPON Greenstarfanatic IS MAKING
>IF 1 NOT SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE METAL BOX, CALL IT AN INCINERATOR, AND IF SUCCESSFUL GOTO 3
>IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL, REBUILD TEMPLE IF BROKEN
> IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL AND TEMPLE NOT BROKEN, GOTO 5
>PRAY TO HELP ALL OF misko27'S ACTIONS I CAN
>REQUEST THAT STATUS AS POPE OF THE misko27 CHURCH BE NOTED IN HEROES TAB
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 15, 2012, 10:32:31 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 15, 2012, 10:36:24 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 15, 2012, 10:38:18 pm
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 15, 2012, 10:40:05 pm
I like that we sent Spinal Taper into some kind of BSOD with all the crazy shit we're doing.
Post by: Xantalos on September 15, 2012, 10:41:27 pm
NON ACTION POST:Considering a 72-page minimalist RTD is now his greatest creation, I'd be sort of bummed out too.
I like that we sent Spinal Taper into some kind of BSOD with all the crazy shit we're doing.
Post by: misko27 on September 15, 2012, 10:43:09 pm
CONTAIN MAGIC SPHERE IN ANTI-MAGIC SHIELD.
STRIKE WIZARD WITH SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE CHEESY LICH BLASTER DEVICE
SHOOT FLAME AT RODNEY
SEND ONLY SON TO MORTAL PLANE TO STEAL ORB OF FROST.
tenets are about music and fire purifying, or something, I don't know, ask the pope, he seems to know. I bet my temple has the two orbs on both sides of the altar, smelling slightly of burnt homeless people. Hmm, I still need more spheres. Wait no, I need to defeat frost.
EDIT:
FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.Enchant this to make it stronger.
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 15, 2012, 11:09:58 pm
EDIT:FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.Enchant this to make it stronger.
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
NO. PUT ORBS IN. IT BETTER.
Post by: misko27 on September 15, 2012, 11:51:27 pm
NIEN. ENCHANTING INSTEAD. ASK A MORTAL FOR IT OR SOMETHING.EDIT:FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.Enchant this to make it stronger.
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
NO. PUT ORBS IN. IT BETTER.
Post by: Dirg on September 16, 2012, 12:27:46 am
Post by: Wrex on September 16, 2012, 12:31:22 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 16, 2012, 04:11:25 am
((whyamievendoingthisitdidntworkoutwelllasttimesowhywoulditworkoutwellnowD:))
Post by: BFEL on September 16, 2012, 08:06:30 am
THATS RIGHT, I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE HEROES SIDE FROM THE BEGINNING! DUN DUN DUN :P
course I was busy being a dick so yeah :P
EDIT: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!
BELIEVE IN MAGIC IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART, CAUSING LICH TO BECOME YOUNG GIRL.
AFTERWARD, BECOME PEDOBEAR
Post by: bukitodinos on September 16, 2012, 09:17:10 am
Post by: Dirg on September 16, 2012, 01:13:43 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 17, 2012, 05:55:13 pm
((Why am I still in the NEUTRAL space?! :P))((I moved all of lichs minions to neutral, because he was trying to omnom universe. I guess he's neutral compared to these guys as well, though.))
As an aftereffect, my particles will implode.
(6) YOU IMPLODE ALL OF YOUR PARTICLES, CAUSING THEM TO DO JUST THAT. SHRINK. IT'S LESS OF A PLODE AND MORE OF AN IN, SO I GUESS IT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
Ah well. Get blood sphere by any. means. necessary or unnecessary.(3) YOU WALK OVER TO THE ORB, KICK IT HARD AND TAKE THE BLOOD ORB.
SEND LICH TO THAT GHETTO UNIVERSITY(5) YOU BRING YET MORE GANGSTERS INTO THIS HOLY, SACRED PLACE. THEY BEGIN ORATING ON HOW HE'S A "BITCH-ASS ORB.", AND HOW THEY "FUCKED HIS MOTHER", BEFORE RUSHING HIM WITH SHIVS AND BATS, BEATING THE ORB OF GUNS OUT.
>CREATE INCINERATOR(5) YOU CREATE AN INCINERATOR, CRAFTED FROM SHEER DIAMONDONIDILLIOMUNOBTONIUM. (4) YOU PUT IT INTO THE TEMPLE SOMEWHERE. (3) YOU THROW SOME ROCKS AT GREENSTAR, SCREAMING "TAKE MY ASSISTANCE!".
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT INCINERATOR IN TEMPLE CAREFULLY
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE INTO FREEZER
>IF SUCCESSFUL, PLACE GOLD-DRAGON-MAGICKED LUCK GEM INTO ORB WEAPON Greenstarfanatic IS MAKING
>IF 1 NOT SUCCESSFUL, PUT FIRE SPHERE METAL BOX, CALL IT AN INCINERATOR, AND IF SUCCESSFUL GOTO 3
>IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL, REBUILD TEMPLE IF BROKEN
> IF 2 NOT SUCCESSFUL AND TEMPLE NOT BROKEN, GOTO 5
>PRAY TO HELP ALL OF misko27'S ACTIONS I CAN
>REQUEST THAT STATUS AS POPE OF THE misko27 CHURCH BE NOTED IN HEROES TAB
Check out what my afterlife is like.(1) YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARASSED BY PRISON DEMONS EVERYDAY.
Cute the magic to death.(2) BEING A FORCE OF PURE DESTRUCTION, IT'S NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THE CUTENESS OF A SMALL ELDER GOD.
FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.(2+1) YOU CRAFT THE SALT SHAKER OF DESTINY! IT'S KIND OF SHARP, AND SPARKLES A LITTLE, WITH A PICTURE OF A LITTLE DRAGON ON IT.
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
Yeah. This makes me cry bloody tears at night.NON ACTION POST:Considering a 72-page minimalist RTD is now his greatest creation, I'd be sort of bummed out too.
I like that we sent Spinal Taper into some kind of BSOD with all the crazy shit we're doing.
Wait no, magic puller! NOOO!!! BTW I knew angry homeless people was a great idea. And wow, great rolls this turn. First couple of turns I was incapable of almost anything.(1) "HURR, I CAN GO MAGIC TOO!"
CONTAIN MAGIC SPHERE IN ANTI-MAGIC SHIELD.
STRIKE WIZARD WITH SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE CHEESY LICH BLASTER DEVICE
SHOOT FLAME AT RODNEY
SEND ONLY SON TO MORTAL PLANE TO STEAL ORB OF FROST.
tenets are about music and fire purifying, or something, I don't know, ask the pope, he seems to know. I bet my temple has the two orbs on both sides of the altar, smelling slightly of burnt homeless people. Hmm, I still need more spheres. Wait no, I need to defeat frost.
EDIT:FASHION MY MULTIPLE ORBS INTO HERO-MAGIC-ORB-WEAPON-THINGYMABOBMCJIGGER.Enchant this to make it stronger.
ASK EVERYBODY TO CONTRIBUTE.
YOU CAST A SPELL OF SELF-IMMOLATION.
TOSS CHAOS ORB AT GREENSTARFANATIC AS I KEEP PLUMMETING TO MY DOOM IN NOTHING. ROLL ONTO BACK AS I PANIC SO WINGS FINALLY LIFT ME OUT.(3) YOU THROW THE CHAOS ORB AT GREENSTAR. IT STRIKES HIS ARM, CHANGING IT INTO A BANANA. (4) YOU START ROLLING AROUND IN THE AIR, EVENTUALLY FLYING BACK UP ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD.
lol damn I was aiming for a gambit pileup where I would get 3 sixes, combine them to summon the ice cream devil, summon him INSIDE the orb of thought, causing him to think of nothing but obtaining ice cream. then I would destroy all ice cream.(6) THE MAGIC IN THE YOUNG GIRLS HEART TURNS ONE ASPECT OF THE ORB INTO A SMALL GIRL, BEFORE FREEING HER TO BEAT YOUR ASS. (3) YOU ARE A BADLY WOUNDED CHILD MOLESTING BEAR. OH WAIT. NOW YOU'RE DEAD.
THATS RIGHT, I WAS ACTUALLY ON THE HEROES SIDE FROM THE BEGINNING! DUN DUN DUN :P
course I was busy being a dick so yeah :P
EDIT: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!
BELIEVE IN MAGIC IN A YOUNG GIRLS HEART, CAUSING LICH TO BECOME YOUNG GIRL.
AFTERWARD, BECOME PEDOBEAR
EAT EVERYTHING(3) YOU EAT PARTS OF EXISTENCE, BEFORE THE PLANET OF THE PARASITES DISAGREES WITH YOU, CAUSING YOU TO VOMIT MOST OF ALL MATTER OUT.
BOSS TURN:
(3+3)
SUDDENLY, THE WORMHOLE STOPS SUCKING IN LINES.(LOLTROPES) IT SUDDENLY FORMS A SWIRLING MASS OF ENERGY CENTERED JUST ABOVE THE LICH. ALL OF THOSE FIGHTING HIM SUDDENLY FEEL A SENSE OF FOREBODING.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 17, 2012, 05:58:58 pm
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 17, 2012, 06:00:32 pm
Edit: Hey, you know what would be funny? If I rolled 3 6s.
Post by: misko27 on September 17, 2012, 06:06:52 pm
>INFUSE POWER INTO SON ON MORTAL PLANE
>MAKE HIM STEAL FROST ORB
>EXPLAIN TO LICH THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE SOMETHING "ABOVE" HIS HEAD, AS IN SPACE ABOVE HAS NO MEANING, AND HE IS ABALL, AND THEREFORE HAS NO HEAD.
I WILL DEFEAT FROST EVENTUUALLY.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 17, 2012, 06:08:03 pm
Post by: TCM on September 17, 2012, 06:11:01 pm
SEND IN GANGSTERS TO RUSH AND BEAT THE OTHER ORBS OUT OF HIM
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 17, 2012, 06:15:00 pm
SHOOT BANANAS AND SALT AT LICH.
YEEEEEEEEAH.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 17, 2012, 06:16:55 pm
... Become a swarm of Tyranids.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 17, 2012, 06:49:53 pm
-If 1 is successful, incinerate orbs in incinerator
-If 1 fails, bite lich for 4d8+18 damage in hopes of knocking off another orb
-If 3 is successful, incinerate orbs
-If 3 fails, open portal to Aperture Science labs
Post by: BFEL on September 17, 2012, 07:23:14 pm
ALSO ROLL LESS 6s, because they are fucking killing me :P
seriously any other RTD I would prob be master of the universe at this point
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 17, 2012, 07:45:39 pm
We're dead.
NOT IF I ROLL WELL.
Seriously, it would be hilarious if my Banana/Salt of Destiny combo actually did something.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 17, 2012, 08:06:51 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 17, 2012, 09:28:20 pm
Post by: miauw62 on September 18, 2012, 11:07:56 am
IDENTIFY ORB IN ARMS. THEN ABSORB IT.
((whyamievendoingthisitdidntworkoutwelllasttimesowhywoulditworkoutwellnowD:))
Post by: zomara0292 on September 18, 2012, 11:13:25 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 18, 2012, 11:25:20 am
Post by: bukitodinos on September 18, 2012, 01:39:27 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 18, 2012, 06:37:00 pm
Use blood orb to turn all blood everywhere into molten sladeamantine.(5) WITH AN OMINOUS CRACKLE AND LIGHTNING SPARKING ACROSS THE SURFACE OF THE ORB, ITS POWER IS UNLEASHED. BLOOD ACROSS ALL OF EXISTENCE CRACKLES AND GLOWS BEFORE BECOMING MOLTEN HOT SLADEMANTINE, INCINERATING NEARLY ALL ANIMALS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.
Great. Take over hell, I guess. In one action, too.(4) YOU ARE A SATANIC LAND LORD. ISN'T THIS LIKE THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED?
Edit: Hey, you know what would be funny? If I rolled 3 6s.
Da hell. My magic not working that turn, making almighty salt-shakers and such.(3) YOU INFUSE YOUR SHORT BUS CHILD WITH YOUR POWER. I'M SORRY. THAT JOKE MADE ME FEEL AWFUL. (5) HE ISN'T THE SMARTEST, BUT BY YOU, HE IS STRONG. VERY, VERY STRONG. LIKE RUN THROUGH HALF OF EXISTENCE, PUNCH THROUGH PLANETS, ESCAPE THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF GALAXIES AND UNIVERSES, AND BREAK THROUGH THE CORE SHEILDING, TO GRAB THE FROST ORB FOR YOU. (6) "Ah, but fuck you." HE KILLS YOUR SONS MORTAL MOTHER, WITH A LAZOR BEAM THAT ALSO DISINTEGRATES THAT HALF OF REALITY.
>INFUSE POWER INTO SON ON MORTAL PLANE
>MAKE HIM STEAL FROST ORB
>EXPLAIN TO LICH THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE SOMETHING "ABOVE" HIS HEAD, AS IN SPACE ABOVE HAS NO MEANING, AND HE IS ABALL, AND THEREFORE HAS NO HEAD.
I WILL DEFEAT FROST EVENTUUALLY.
cause icecream!(2) WOW. JUST WOW. I HEREBY AWARD YOU ICE CREAM.
USE THE POWER OF GUN TO GUN THE LICH(6) YOU FIRE YOUR GATLING GUN, HUMMING THE SONG OF THE VOLGA BOATMAN AS YOU FIRE. THE BULLETS CLATTER HARMLESSLY OFF OF THE FIELDS ARMOR PLATING. (5) YOUR GANGSTERS, HOWEVER, WIELD BULLETS COMPOSED OF PURE BLOODSTONE. THE FIRE THEM OUT OF ADAMANTINE HAND CANNONS, AND THE BULLETS SHIFT INTO SLADEMANTINE MIDAIR, PIERCING THE SHIELDING AND RIPPING CHUNKS OF MAGIC OUT OF IT. THE ORB OF SLADEMANTINE FLIES OUT WITH THE CHUNKS OF PURE MAGIC, LANDING ON THE FLOOR.
SEND IN GANGSTERS TO RUSH AND BEAT THE OTHER ORBS OUT OF HIM
FUSE SALT SHAKER OF DESTINY ONTO OTHER ARM.(2)YOU HIT YOURSELF IN THE ARM WITH THE SALT SHAKER, SCREAMING "THE POWER IS ME, AND I AM THE POWER. (1) FACE THE POWER OF MY FOODSSTUFFS. THEIR NUTRITION AND HIGH SUGAR CONTENT SHALL BRING YOU TO HEALTH! THEN, JUST WHEN YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE SAFE, THE SALT SHALL RAISE YOUR CHOLESTEROL TO UNSAFELY HIGH LEVELS! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
SHOOT BANANAS AND SALT AT LICH.
YEEEEEEEEAH.
YOU NEGLECT TO NOTICE HE LACKS A MOUTH, AND IT SPLATS USELESSLY AGAINST THE ORB. WHILE YOU CONTINUE TRYING TO FIRE, A CLICKING SOUNDS OFF, INDICATING YOUR LACK OF AMMUNITION.
We're dead.(5) YOU BECOME AN ALL-CONSUMING TYRANNID SWARM, CONSTANTLY HUNGERING FOR FLESH AND BIOMASS.
... Become a swarm of Tyranids.
-Locate orbs(4) YOU FIND THE ORBS OF SLADEMANTINE AND LAW, BEFORE WALTZING OFF TO YOUR INCINERATOR TO BURN UP SOME IMMENSELY POWERFUL ARTIFACTS. (1) YOU DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO BURN THEM IS TO LEAP INTO THE FIRE FIRST, TO CHECK IF IT'S HOT ENOUGH. IT CERTAINLY IS, IT CERTAINLY IS.
-If 1 is successful, incinerate orbs in incinerator
-If 1 fails, bite lich for 4d8+18 damage in hopes of knocking off another orb
-If 3 is successful, incinerate orbs
-If 3 fails, open portal to Aperture Science labs
STOP FEELING FOREBODING((Nope, in any RTD 6's will kill you as well.))
ALSO ROLL LESS 6s, because they are fucking killing me :P
seriously any other RTD I would prob be master of the universe at this point
(4) YOU FEEL AVERAGE INSTEAD.
RUB MILK-IMP-PARAKEET SELF ALL OVER LICH HOPING TO CAUSE IT TO HITSELF WITH IT'S OWN ATTACK. CALL COPS AND ACCUSE LICH OF MOLESTING ME SINCE I AM OBVIOUSLY A CHILD.(6) YOU RUB YOURSELF ALL OVER THE ORB, THEN CALL THE COPS AND SAY IT MOLESTED YOU. THEY SEND YOU OFF TO THE CRAZY HOUSE, AFTER ALL, IT IS AN ORB.
(5) ONCE AGAIN, THE POWERS OF META RUSH THROUGH YOUR VEINS AND INTO YOUR MIND, FILLING YOU WITH THE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE OF MAGIC, HOW IT INTERACTS, AND HOW TO MANIPULATE IT.IDENTIFY ORB IN ARMS. THEN ABSORB IT.
((whyamievendoingthisitdidntworkoutwelllasttimesowhywoulditworkoutwellnowD:))
Turn linch into a woman(1) YOU TURN THE LICH INTO A WOMAN. WOW. SHE'S HOT, FOR AN ORB OF PURE MAGIC. I GUESS. IT'S FEMALE. IF ORBS CAN BE FEMALE.
SABOTAGE LICH ACTION(6) YOU HURL A WRENCH INTO HIS PLANS, LITERALLY. HIS PLANS NOW INVOLVE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WRENCHES.
BOSS TURN:
A strong humming sounds off, first quietly, but then slowly grows louder and louder. Eventually, the sound grows to seemingly fill the whole room, almost bursting the eardrums of those they hear it. The orb of energys glow grows stronger and stronger, as well as increasing in size, until a certain threshold, whereupon it stops growing abruptly, instead shrinking in size, and growing in the intensity of its color. (6+3) A single symbol grows from the orb, a massive wrench. The orb suddenly dissapears with a loud burst, and wrenches soar out of the space it once occupied, homing in towards the heroes!
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 18, 2012, 06:42:29 pm
PREFERABLY USING MY BANANA ARM. THE SALT SHAKER WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2012, 06:43:17 pm
>Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.
>Update status to mention that I am the pope or whatever like you said a few updates ago.
>Hinder everyones' attempts to destroy the universe.
>Place orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2012, 08:31:20 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 18, 2012, 08:38:26 pm
Post by: TCM on September 18, 2012, 08:44:25 pm
HAVE HOMIES SHOOT AT MORE MAGIC
SUMMON GENGHIS KHAN AND HAVE HIM RAPE ALL THE LICH
Post by: misko27 on September 18, 2012, 08:47:23 pm
RUST ONCOMING WRENCHES
USE TRIPLE ORB POWER TO LAUNCH SUPER COUNTER-ATTACK AT LICH.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 18, 2012, 08:49:41 pm
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 18, 2012, 09:22:32 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 18, 2012, 10:18:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2012, 10:22:15 pm
I don't even know what's going on anymore. The boss was a lich, and then he was the source of magic and now he's... The source of magic in wrench form... And we're... Doing stuff. To... I don't... I... I'm so confused.And I'm about to slice and dice the universe up into little bits, thus destroying reality!
Post by: misko27 on September 18, 2012, 10:24:58 pm
Following my annoyance of him, The lich acually destroyed half of all reality a minute ago.I don't even know what's going on anymore. The boss was a lich, and then he was the source of magic and now he's... The source of magic in wrench form... And we're... Doing stuff. To... I don't... I... I'm so confused.And I'm about to slice and dice the universe up into little bits, thus destroying reality!
Post by: Hanslanda on September 18, 2012, 10:28:50 pm
Everything is going swimmingly then.
Post by: misko27 on September 18, 2012, 10:35:21 pm
So... Half of everything is now nothing, the source of magic is in the center of our galaxy, and also has been corrupted by a lich, we had/have a giant sarlacc floating around somewhere in space, I've been King Arthur, Cthulhu and now I'm the entire swarm of Tyranids. We had an ice cream devil, a pineapple golem is just kind of sitting around watching us fight his boss, and our most major victory against the bad guy was mildly annoying him or possibly cutting him up a bit.Hey, I also just annoyed a all-powerful being enough to anhillate half of reality, am Currently a God of Music-fire with huge numbers of followers, mostly children rebeling against their parents, and my mortal son just traveled across the entire galaxy To steal the orb of frost. I also have a awesome temple built by homeless people with a patented cheese lich-blaster, and a grudge against that Pineapple golem.
Everything is going swimmingly then.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 18, 2012, 10:45:45 pm
I'm a Life/Love Incarnate in the form of Arceus, with one arm being the Salt Shaker of Destiny, the other one being a banana gun that looks like a banana, my wife is an exact duplicate of the Death Incarnate Lich form, our family pet is an Alligator that looks like Mr. T, and I was somehow able to spawn and kill the entire BLU team in the space of a Turn.So... Half of everything is now nothing, the source of magic is in the center of our galaxy, and also has been corrupted by a lich, we had/have a giant sarlacc floating around somewhere in space, I've been King Arthur, Cthulhu and now I'm the entire swarm of Tyranids. We had an ice cream devil, a pineapple golem is just kind of sitting around watching us fight his boss, and our most major victory against the bad guy was mildly annoying him or possibly cutting him up a bit.Hey, I also just annoyed a all-powerful being enough to anhillate half of reality, am Currently a God of Music-fire with huge numbers of followers, mostly children rebeling against their parents, and my mortal son just traveled across the entire galaxy To steal the orb of frost. I also have a awesome temple built by homeless people with a patented cheese lich-blaster, and a grudge against that Pineapple golem.
Everything is going swimmingly then.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 18, 2012, 10:56:22 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2012, 11:01:40 pm
... Glad we cleared all that up. This place is awesome.Honestly, this might get in the Hall Of Fame for being the longest minimalist RTD ever.
Post by: Dirg on September 18, 2012, 11:31:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2012, 11:32:45 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 18, 2012, 11:37:56 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2012, 11:39:31 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 06:21:45 am
I thought the homeless people screwed up an I built the temple, which has an incinerator that I plan to use on various spheres. Also, I'm a gold dragon who has somehow been immolated a few times.So... Half of everything is now nothing, the source of magic is in the center of our galaxy, and also has been corrupted by a lich, we had/have a giant sarlacc floating around somewhere in space, I've been King Arthur, Cthulhu and now I'm the entire swarm of Tyranids. We had an ice cream devil, a pineapple golem is just kind of sitting around watching us fight his boss, and our most major victory against the bad guy was mildly annoying him or possibly cutting him up a bit.Hey, I also just annoyed a all-powerful being enough to anhillate half of reality, am Currently a God of Music-fire with huge numbers of followers, mostly children rebeling against their parents, and my mortal son just traveled across the entire galaxy To steal the orb of frost. I also have a awesome temple built by homeless people with a patented cheese lich-blaster, and a grudge against that Pineapple golem.
Everything is going swimmingly then.
Post by: hachnslay on September 19, 2012, 08:13:55 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 19, 2012, 09:46:34 am
>and the final boss was weak to teamwork...
>USE ICECREAM RANGER TEAMWORK
>I BE THE BLUE ICECREAM
>MOAR TEAMWORK NEEDED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E)
Post by: miauw62 on September 19, 2012, 10:16:59 am
CHALLENGE BOSS TO RAP-OFF ON SELF. USE PREVIOUSLY AQUIRED AND LONG FORGOTTEN TRAP DOOR TO TRAP HIM
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 19, 2012, 01:47:16 pm
Moving on now.
STEAL THE ORB OF WRENCH AND REVERSE ITS POLARISATION WITH A VISUAL BASIC GUI INTERFACE
Post by: BFEL on September 19, 2012, 04:01:17 pm
AFTERWARDS, MOLEST MYSELF BECAUSE THATS ABOUT ALL IM GOOD FOR.
YAY CHEAP LAUGHS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 19, 2012, 07:42:04 pm
CATCH WRENCH. USE TO MAKE ULTIMATE HERO WEAPON.(6) YOU CATCH THE WRENCH WITH YOUR BANANA ARM, AND GET TO FORGING. YOU RUN OVER TO THE INCINERATOR, AND START DUMPING THINGS IN. YOU CHANT THE ANCIENT DWARVERN FORGING RUNES, AND GAZE INTO THE INCINERATOR. OTHER THAN THE BLINDNESS SURGING THOUGH YOUR VISION, YOU SEE A SHINING, GOLDEN SWORD. BLUE SPARKS COURSE UP ITS SLADEMANTINE BLADE, ORIGINATING FROM THE ORBS EMBEDDED IN ITS HILT, TO THE TIP OF THE BLADE, WHERE THEY EXPLODE LIKE A SMALL MAGICAL FIREWORK. THE HILT ITSELF IS ORNATELY CARVED, WITH A STEADY, BUT BEAUTIFUL GRIP, SIDED ON BOTH SIDES BY ASIAN DRAGON HEADS WHICH SEEM APT TO TAKE FLIGHT FROM THE HILT, AND SOAR TO COMBAT YOUR FOES. THE ISSUE BEING, OF COURSE, THAT YOU CAN'T REACH INTO THE FLAME TO GRAB IT.
PREFERABLY USING MY BANANA ARM. THE SALT SHAKER WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
I don't kill people with 6's.(2) YOU STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE BATTLEGROUND, WARNING PEOPLE OF THE EVILS OF WAR. (3) YOU THEN ASSIST GREENSTAR BY THROWING ORBS INTO THE INCINERATOR. THEY'RE KIND OF IN A SWORD.
>Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.
>Update status to mention that I am the pope or whatever like you said a few updates ago.
>Hinder everyones' attempts to destroy the universe.
>Place orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
Get sladeamantine orb, use it to form all the sladeamantine blood into an infinitely thin, infinitely long, and indestructible line of sladeamantine. Spin it a lot to slice everything (even the universe) into itty bitty pieces.(1) "I CAN GET THE ORB, I JUST NEED TO REACH WITHIN THE INCINERATOR... THAT'S HOT, OH GOD! THAT'S HOT!"
WONDER IF I SHOULD STILL HAVE CHAOS ORB AFTER THROWING IT AT GREENSTAR. MAKE MEH NOISE INSTEAD AND BURST OUT OF PADDED CELL USING MILK POWERS TO BRAINWASH THE STAFF.(3) IT'S CHAOS, YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL, NOW CAN YOU?
SHOOT GUN MAGIC AT WRENCHES(5) YOU BREAK DOWN THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND DROP INTO MATRIX MODE. MANIPULATING THE LAWS OF TIME-SPACE ITSELF, YOU DROP ONTO THE GROUND, SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR AND GUNNING DOWN ALL THE WRENCHES WITH EXPLOSIVE BULLETS. (1) "FIRE!" "DUHH... OKAY BOSS, AT WHERE?" "THE BAD GUY, OF COURSE!" AFTER A QUICK MENTAL BATTLE OVER THE TRUE NATURE OF GOOD AND EVIL, THEY DECIDE THAT ALL THOSE WHO COMMIT SIN ARE TRUELY EVIL, AND GUN YOU DOWN, AFTERWARDS KILLING THEMSELVES.
HAVE HOMIES SHOOT AT MORE MAGIC
SUMMON GENGHIS KHAN AND HAVE HIM RAPE ALL THE LICH
HAVE SON CREATE FROST SHIELD TO PROTECT HEROES(6) YOUR SON LIFTS THE ORB INTO THE SKY, WHEREUPON ICE JETS OUT OF IT, FORMING A SHIELD AROUND THE HEROES. HE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED HOWEVER, AND DOES NOT STOP JETTING OUT ICE. THE SHIELD THICKENS TO SUCH A LEVEL, THAT IT IS NEARLY UNBREAKABLE. (2) YEAH! RUST THE AIR! (2) YOU SWING THE ORBS ABOUT, SCREAMING ABOUT YOUR FINAL ATTACK!
RUST ONCOMING WRENCHES
USE TRIPLE ORB POWER TO LAUNCH SUPER COUNTER-ATTACK AT LICH.
CONSUME THE WRENCH.(3) WHO NEEDS DENTAL HEALTH! YOU JUST ATE A WRENCH!
Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.
chain 5 copies of Nahal's Reckless Dweomer (http://www.pocketplane.net/volothamp/wild.htm), followed by a magic missile at the darkness.(76) (5) (4) (6) (73) THE ORB GROWS MAGICAL ARMS, AND BEGINS SCRATCHING ITSELF. MEANWHILE, YOU ALSO BEGIN TO ITCH, GLOW, AND CALL FIREBALLS ONTO YOURSELF. ALSO, A REMAINING SPELL COUNTER APPEARS, AND INCREMENTS TO ONE.
>wait, if this is the final final final boss.(2) YOU SUMMON A GROUP OF COSPLAYERS. NOT THE HOT TYPE EITHER. THE EWW TYPE. (6) YOU, HOWEVER, COSPLAY NEAR-PERFECTLY. VERY WELL. IN FACT, ALLL OF THE ICECREAM RANGERS FOES APPROACH YOU, WEAPONS AT THE READY.
>and the final boss was weak to teamwork...
>USE ICECREAM RANGER TEAMWORK
>I BE THE BLUE ICECREAM
>MOAR TEAMWORK NEEDED (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E)
(wait, i have two meta-magic orbs? nice)(2) YOU AND THE LICH STAND ON TOP OF AN OLDER FORM OF YOURSELF, BEFORE YOU START RAPPING. (2) MID-LYRIC, YOU OPEN UP BENEATH HIM, WHICH HE HOVERS ABOVE, SEEMINGLY UNEFFECTED.
CHALLENGE BOSS TO RAP-OFF ON SELF. USE PREVIOUSLY AQUIRED AND LONG FORGOTTEN TRAP DOOR TO TRAP HIM
You know fellas, I believe you're doing something wrong. You know, or even care, about the things you did last round.(5) YOU SIMPLY IMAGINE THE ORB CLOSER TO YOU, KNOWING THAT THE IMAGINATION ORB WAS NO LONGER CONTROLLED BY THE VILLAIN. (1) HOWEVER, ONCE YOU TAKE THE ORB, YOU SIMPLY START HITTING IT ON THE GROUND, EXPECTING THAT TO TRIGGER IT. IT DOESN'T, MORE OF FIRING WRENCHES AT YOU.
Moving on now.
STEAL THE ORB OF WRENCH AND REVERSE ITS POLARISATION WITH A VISUAL BASIC GUI INTERFACE
EAT THE ORB OF HEART, BECOMING THE CRAPPY KID FROM CAPTAIN PLANET. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL, BUT WAS ACTUALLY A INDIAN BOY.(6) YOU BECOME THE RULE 63'D VERSION OF THE INDIAN DUDE. (4) IT'S A BIT TOO ATTRACTIVE, BUT YOU FEEL YOURSELF UP SUCCESSFULLY. DISGUSTING.
AFTERWARDS, MOLEST MYSELF BECAUSE THATS ABOUT ALL IM GOOD FOR.
YAY CHEAP LAUGHS
BOSS TURN:
(2+3)
"SPACE COPS! PEDO!"
BFFL has been taken to Space Jail.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2012, 07:45:42 pm
Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 19, 2012, 07:45:56 pm
Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 19, 2012, 07:49:43 pm
USE TO GET SWORD FROM INCINERATOR. USE DONATED ORBS TO POWER EVEN FURTHER
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 07:58:17 pm
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 11.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are not incinerated, goto 11.
>Be sad
Post by: Tiruin on September 19, 2012, 08:07:18 pm
>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2012, 08:09:56 pm
GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLike this one! Teamwork!
Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
...
Right?
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 19, 2012, 08:13:01 pm
>TURN ALL OF THE NEXT (2)S INTO ICECREAM
>USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 08:14:57 pm
Spinal_Taper has been taking three or four actions per post before. This is only about three or four, unless I get some failures. If things don't go according to plan, I'm fine with running out of turn-time.>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 19, 2012, 08:18:22 pm
Thanks for all the words of encouragement guys. It honestly doesn't seem all that impressive to me, and you guys are helping me carry the game through to the end.... Glad we cleared all that up. This place is awesome.Honestly, this might get in the Hall Of Fame for being the longest minimalist RTD ever.
Once the boss is dead, I guess I'll stop doing boss turns, and slow down the posting rate. Let it die. Maybe a sequel, if anyone would want it.
Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
Only linked ones. You can grab the orb and take it to the incinerator, but not take the orb, build a starfleet, then beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.Spinal_Taper has been taking three or four actions per post before. This is only about three or four, unless I get some failures. If things don't go according to plan, I'm fine with running out of turn-time.>Get unused orbs.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 10.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are intact, cry and create portal to Aperture Science labs.
((ONE ACTION ONLY!))
Post by: Corai on September 19, 2012, 08:19:35 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 08:27:19 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 19, 2012, 08:29:30 pm
Do various methods of getting the orbs into the incinerator count as related?Sure.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 08:30:32 pm
Opening a portal to Aperture Science after failure probably wouldn't count as related, though. Right?Do various methods of getting the orbs into the incinerator count as related?Sure.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 19, 2012, 08:32:28 pm
Yeah. No. I'll accept actions that chain, (grab sword, cut guys head off) or chain into the same action (Grab sword, grab mace, bring them both on guys head), but that's all. Nothing ridiculous. (grab sword, attack man, activate warp-gate, deliver heroic speech.Opening a portal to Aperture Science after failure probably wouldn't count as related, though. Right?Do various methods of getting the orbs into the incinerator count as related?Sure.
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 19, 2012, 08:40:49 pm
Spread my business into the dinosaur district of the underworld. I shall take over dinosaur hell with my magic ghetto. And economic dependency.Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.
Post by: misko27 on September 19, 2012, 08:43:02 pm
beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.^this. Final attack, using LCD MONITER
LEND MY POWER AND LCD MONITER TO TEAMWORK GUYS
CREATE ARMY OF FRIENDLY FROST-DEMONS TO AID IN THE TEAMWORK
Whats with the Teamwork and orb-sharing going on?
Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2012, 08:50:09 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 19, 2012, 08:51:05 pm
:D
Promptly ignored in favor of insanity
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 19, 2012, 08:52:13 pm
The lich's weakness is teamwork, as revealed on page 40 or something.Bah! Your faith in your friends is your weakness. But yeah, working together is probably the only way we'll ever defeat the lich.
Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2012, 08:56:30 pm
Greatest weakness of main boss is revealedFor 77 pages.
:D
Promptly ignored in favor of insanity
Post by: Corai on September 19, 2012, 08:58:48 pm
The lich's weakness is teamwork, as revealed on page 40 or something.Bah! Your faith in your friends is your weakness. But yeah, working together is probably the only way we'll ever defeat the lich.
Who needs teamwork when you can just shoot it until it stops moving?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 19, 2012, 08:59:32 pm
Alright. If it fails, next turn...Yeah. No. I'll accept actions that chain, (grab sword, cut guys head off) or chain into the same action (Grab sword, grab mace, bring them both on guys head), but that's all. Nothing ridiculous. (grab sword, attack man, activate warp-gate, deliver heroic speech.Opening a portal to Aperture Science after failure probably wouldn't count as related, though. Right?Do various methods of getting the orbs into the incinerator count as related?Sure.
No one! But can we just do that?The lich's weakness is teamwork, as revealed on page 40 or something.Bah! Your faith in your friends is your weakness. But yeah, working together is probably the only way we'll ever defeat the lich.
Who needs teamwork when you can just shoot it until it stops moving?
Regardless, I'm going to try taking a page out of Chell's book.
Post by: misko27 on September 19, 2012, 09:07:49 pm
People who lack guns but own orbs and LCD moniters.The lich's weakness is teamwork, as revealed on page 40 or something.Bah! Your faith in your friends is your weakness. But yeah, working together is probably the only way we'll ever defeat the lich.
Who needs teamwork when you can just shoot it until it stops moving?
Post by: TCM on September 19, 2012, 09:20:18 pm
USE ANAZING RESURRECTION CONCERT TO STUN LICH INTO SUBMISSION
Post by: Dirg on September 20, 2012, 03:01:37 am
Post by: hachnslay on September 20, 2012, 04:32:26 am
PRAY TO SHEOGORATH FOR AN ORB OF TEAMWORK TO VANQUISH LICH. OFFER ORB OF CHAOS AS OFFERING
awww, i was about to chaos dunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E) the orb of chaos onto the lich.
... copy artifact (http://magiccards.info/query?q=Copy+Artifact) and still do that.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 20, 2012, 06:47:36 am
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
Post by: BFEL on September 20, 2012, 07:07:03 am
STEAL LICHS LAW ORB BY USING HEART POWERS TO SHOW HIM PORN OF SELF UNTIL HE RELENTS.
THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2012, 10:07:48 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
Post by: zomara0292 on September 20, 2012, 10:37:14 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Post by: Hanslanda on September 20, 2012, 10:52:38 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
This is twice now that someone has been defeated in a duel of logic. Perhaps we should institute some sort of 'logic duel' system... Maybe call it a debate, because that sounds funny...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2012, 11:00:36 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Ah, but I am TRYING to make sense! In a desperate attempt to prevent you from making further sense, I am using up all the sense left in this here thread! In order to be nonsensical, one must first make all the sense in the world!
Post by: BFEL on September 20, 2012, 11:22:27 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Ah, but I am TRYING to make sense! In a desperate attempt to prevent you from making further sense, I am using up all the sense left in this here thread! In order to be nonsensical, one must first make all the sense in the world!
This makes sense.
Therfore, you lose.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2012, 11:23:40 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Ah, but I am TRYING to make sense! In a desperate attempt to prevent you from making further sense, I am using up all the sense left in this here thread! In order to be nonsensical, one must first make all the sense in the world!
This makes sense.
Therfore, you lose.
IT MAKES SENSE, THEREFORE, I WIN.
Post by: BFEL on September 20, 2012, 11:24:29 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Ah, but I am TRYING to make sense! In a desperate attempt to prevent you from making further sense, I am using up all the sense left in this here thread! In order to be nonsensical, one must first make all the sense in the world!
This makes sense.
Therfore, you lose.
IT MAKES SENSE, THEREFORE, I WIN.
No your making sense in a not making sense contest.
You lose.
Forever.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2012, 11:25:47 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
OY! Zomara! Stop making sense!
I am making sense in a game that does not make sense. Each reaction causes insanity in ways that make it sane in the universe that the game takes place in. That means my sane and rational actions are anything but.
YOU STOP MAKING SENSE!!!!
Ah, but I am TRYING to make sense! In a desperate attempt to prevent you from making further sense, I am using up all the sense left in this here thread! In order to be nonsensical, one must first make all the sense in the world!
This makes sense.
Therfore, you lose.
IT MAKES SENSE, THEREFORE, I WIN.
No your making sense in a not making sense contest.
You lose.
Forever.
No, but by claiming that I am not making sense, YOU are making sense.
I am TRYING to make sense, you are not. YOU LOSE.
Post by: BFEL on September 20, 2012, 11:37:38 am
I am making perfect nonsense however. Mainly on account of this is horribly silly :P
Post by: miauw62 on September 20, 2012, 12:35:35 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 20, 2012, 05:30:09 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 20, 2012, 06:00:28 pm
Do I need to roll to face palm?
YES, and you'll probably roll a 6 and tear your face off on accident.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 20, 2012, 11:33:41 pm
GREENSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRR(1) YOU TAKE YOUR ORBS, AND CAST THEM INTO THE INCINERATOR. WHAT'S THAT MAGICAL CORRUPTION SOUND? WHY'S THE SWORD SUDDENLY GLOWING PURPLE? OH... MY. WHY'S THE INCINERATOR SUDDENLY AN 8-FOOT COLLOSUS, WIELDING THE MOST POWERFUL BLADE IN THE UNIVERSE, AND BEING CONTROLLED BY THE LICH? OH, YOU, THAT'S RIGHT.
Quick, everyone dump their orbs in the incinerator and forge them into the ultimate orb.
Mmm, wrench. Consume the Lich!(4) YOU TAKE A HEARTY BITE OUT OF THE 9-FOOT SLADEMANTINE VEINED, STONE COLOSSUS.
Wait, what happens when we kill the Lich?
QUICKLY USE BANANA ARM LIKE PORTAL GUN.(6) YOU LEAP INTO THE GOLEM, REACHING FOR ITS BLADE. YOU TAKE IT, AND HOLD IT ALOFT TO CHANNEL ITS POWER, SHORTLY BEFORE YOU ARE CRUSHED BY ITS MASSIVE FIST.
USE TO GET SWORD FROM INCINERATOR. USE DONATED ORBS TO POWER EVEN FURTHER
>Get unused orbs.THE ORBS ARE ALL BUSY BEING USED TO CREATE A HEAVING MONSTROSITY OF A GOLEM. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. YOU DO, HOWEVER, RUSH THE LICH, AND (4) KICK THE LAW ORB RIGHT OUT.
>If successful, goto 6.
>If not successful, go to boss and kick it yo knock off orbs.
>If 3 is successful, goto 6.
>If 3 is unsuccessful, goto 11.
>Put orbs into incinerator.
>Activate incinerator.
>Check orbs.
>If orbs are incinerated, rejoice and find more.
>If orbs are not incinerated, goto 11.
>Be sad
>SPAM ICECREAM(6) YOU GO TO A FORUM AND POST ABOUT VIAGRA.
>TURN ALL OF THE NEXT (2)S INTO ICECREAM
>USE THE POWER OF TEAMWORK
Bitchslap the Lich.(3) YOU SLAP THE LICH, BUT IT'S NOT BITCHY ENOUGH. STILL STINGS.
(1) YOU ARE SWIFTLY TAKEN OUT BY THE DINOSAUR MAFIA, WHO DON'T APPRECIATE OTHERS HEADING ONTO THEIR TURF.Spread my business into the dinosaur district of the underworld. I shall take over dinosaur hell with my magic ghetto. And economic dependency.Summon the economy orb, create small business in hell with aid of economy orb.(4) YOU CREATE AN ORB COMPOSED OF THE SHIFTING TIDES OF MONEY, WITH AN IMAGE OF A BEAR ON ONE SIDE, AND A BULL ON THE OTHER. (3) YOU CREATE A GUNS, LIQUOR, AND HOOKERS STORE. INSTA-GHETTO OCCURS.
(4) TAKE THIS! MONITOR FINISH! YOU DROP A MONITOR ON IT, CRACKING ONE OF ITS LAYERS OF ARMOR. (2) SADLY, THE TEAMWORK GUYS ARE TOO BUSY BEING SABOTAUGED BY XANTALOS.beat the Lich across the head and shoulders with an LCD monitor.^this. Final attack, using LCD MONITER
LEND MY POWER AND LCD MONITER TO TEAMWORK GUYS
CREATE ARMY OF FRIENDLY FROST-DEMONS TO AID IN THE TEAMWORK
Whats with the Teamwork and orb-sharing going on?
BE HOLOGRAM TWOPACK(1) YOU ARE A HOLOGRAM OF A CORPSE (TOO SOON?). (2) THE FUNERAL IS VERY DEPRESSING, EVEN WITH THE BEAT AND DANCERS.
USE ANAZING RESURRECTION CONCERT TO STUN LICH INTO SUBMISSION
PRAY TO SHEOGORATH FOR AN ORB OF TEAMWORK TO VANQUISH LICH. OFFER ORB OF CHAOS AS OFFERING(5) THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD ORB. LIKE INSANELY GOOD.
USE DUAL META-MAGIC TO SWAP SHAPES WITH LICH, GETTING ALL THE ORBS HE HAS, THEN JUMP IN THE INCINERATOR TO REMOVE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION OF THE LICH AND STOP PRODUCTION OF NEW ORBS.(2) HE HAS ONE ORB. NOW HE HAS TWO, AND IS FREE. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A NOW USELESS ORB.
BOSS TURN:
He has a shin-dig with his golem.
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Post by: Hanslanda on September 20, 2012, 11:36:22 pm
Bite? That implies a singular event. CONSUME THE GOLEM.
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2012, 11:37:21 pm
Anyways, KILL THE GM. THIS WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO STOP LICH.
Post by: misko27 on September 20, 2012, 11:44:04 pm
Also, seriously? Did we just lose halfof all our orbs, and forge them into massive enemy on the lich's side? This reminds me of the begining of the game, where a battle with a lich turned for the worse when someone made him the horsemen of death.
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...I should probably be in the dick category now.DO THIS.
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2012, 11:46:41 pm
LCD MONITER POWER FTW.Sorry guys. Hopefully I can rectify this by destroying reality.
Also, seriously? Did we just lose halfof all our orbs, and forge them into massive enemy on the lich's side? This reminds me of the begining of the game, where a battle with a lich turned for the worse when someone made him the horsemen of death.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Hanslanda on September 20, 2012, 11:48:36 pm
Post by: Corai on September 20, 2012, 11:49:08 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 20, 2012, 11:59:37 pm
ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.
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Listen, I already pretended to be his parents. He hates them. He's going to hate private school. Just... Let him do his thing, you know? It's just a phase. He'll grow out of it.
Post by: Dirg on September 21, 2012, 01:25:03 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 21, 2012, 03:57:56 am
"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.
OBJECTION
THERE IS NO TEAM IF ENTIRE TEAM IS ONE PERSON
PROCEED TO RETRIEVE LAW ORB AND DISTRIBUTE LAW
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 21, 2012, 06:14:23 am
On ACCIDENT?
>Evacuate temple where the incinerator was
>Destroy incinerator colossus
>While doing so, preach the faith of misko27.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 21, 2012, 06:34:20 am
. . . . use the lich's energy to create a new orb. The one of Poison.Skipped me. Again. :'(
Mix poison orb with my artifact gun to make the dual "life snapper" artifact pistols.
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 21, 2012, 07:55:50 am
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 21, 2012, 08:14:57 am
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
Post by: zomara0292 on September 21, 2012, 09:02:49 am
>ICECREAM VIAGRA
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
As the lich's subcontious (still claming that title) I will
1. absorb the effects of the Viagra Icecream and
2.turn it into energy for the lich
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 21, 2012, 09:25:08 am
SCREW IT GET UP FROM CHRUCH AND GRAB SWORD! WITH BANANAS!
Post by: miauw62 on September 21, 2012, 09:39:02 am
(also, guys, we really, REALLY need to do something now. We promptly failed everything, i lost half my meta-magic and if this fails, i'll probably have to spend 5 turns trying to reincarnate)
Post by: zomara0292 on September 21, 2012, 09:44:06 am
RELOAD SHAKER OF DESTINY AND.....Imma shoota banana!
SCREW IT GET UP FROM CHRUCH AND GRAB SWORD! WITH BANANAS!
shoota shoota banana!
Post by: Dirg on September 21, 2012, 12:22:50 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 21, 2012, 05:56:47 pm
WAIT I WENT TO JAIL FOR MOLESTING MYSELF?
STEAL LICHS LAW ORB BY USING HEART POWERS TO SHOW HIM PORN OF SELF UNTIL HE RELENTS.
THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 21, 2012, 07:49:48 pm
Right. I'm the Tyranids. I got this shit.(2) YOU HURT YOUR POOR TEETH ON THE GOLEM. A WHOLE SWARM OF TYRANID LIE BEFORE THE GOLEM, RUBBING THEIR ACHING JAWS. DAMN. HE'S GOOD.
Bite? That implies a singular event. CONSUME THE GOLEM.
...I should probably be in the dick category now.(4) OFOFOFO. YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL M GBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBV
Anyways, KILL THE GM. THIS WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO STOP LICH.
((I DID, IN FACT JUST SLAM MY HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD.))
ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.(4)HE COMES BACK, A TRUE WORLD DESTROYING GENTLEMAN.
"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.(1) YOU JUMP INTO THE VACUUM OF SPACE, SEEKING TO RETURN TO THE POLICE OFFICERS AND FIREFIGHTERS, THE REAL HEROES.
(6) YOUR ARGUEMENT, WHILE STUNNING, IS NON-VALID, AS HE IS NOW FLOATING IN SPACE. (6) YOU DO SUE THE LICH, AND TAKE THE LAW ORB HOWEVER. JUST THEN, PHEONIX WRIGHT COMES, FROM LIKE 15 PAGES AGO, AND COUNTER-SUES, TAKING THE CHAOS ORB, AS WELL AS THE LAW ORB BACK!"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.
OBJECTION
THERE IS NO TEAM IF ENTIRE TEAM IS ONE PERSON
PROCEED TO RETRIEVE LAW ORB AND DISTRIBUTE LAW
Someone hijacked my incinerator and turned it into a tiny colossus?(5) EVERYONE LEAVES THE TEMPLE, IN RECORD TIME. GOOD THING YOU HAD ALL THOSE FIRE DRILLS.(4) YOU CHOP OFF THE INCINERATOR COLLOSUS' ARM, CAUSING ME TO REALIZE HOW VAGUELY DEFINED IT IS.
On ACCIDENT?
>Evacuate temple where the incinerator was
>Destroy incinerator colossus
>While doing so, preach the faith of misko27.
Respawn, enter dating sim mode, make the mafia boss's brachiosaurus daughter fall into unconditional love with me in a matter of hours, submit high score.(6) YOU DO SO. THE MAFIA BOSS BRACHIOSAURUS GUNS YOU DOWN FOR TOUCHING HIS DAUGHTER.
>ICECREAM VIAGRA(6) IT'S DISTURBING, DISGUSTING, AND RESULTS IN MARBLE ORBS BEING DROPPED ONTO YOUR SKULL AND CRUSHING YOU.
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
(6)TOO MUCH POWER! IT IS JETTISONED AS AN ORB OF MANA, WHICH ROLLS ONTO RAPTORS BODY.>ICECREAM VIAGRA
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
As the lich's subcontious (still claming that title) I will
1. absorb the effects of the Viagra Icecream and
2.turn it into energy for the lich
RELOAD SHAKER OF DESTINY AND.....(2) YOU RELOAD THE CHURCH, GET UP FROM THE SHAKER, AND GRAB THE WITH! SWORD BANANAS! WAIT, WHAT?
SCREW IT GET UP FROM CHRUCH AND GRAB SWORD! WITH BANANAS!
ROLL ORB OVER GOLEM, SQUASHING HIM UNDER THE WEIGHT OF AN ENTIRE STAGE.(1) YOU ROLL YOURSELF INTO THE GOLEM. LITERALLY. YOU AND THE GOLEM HAVE BECOME ONE. AS IN, YOU HAVE INCREASED THE GOLEMS POWER EXPONENTIALLY. YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL IT, REMEMBER?
(also, guys, we really, REALLY need to do something now. We promptly failed everything, i lost half my meta-magic and if this fails, i'll probably have to spend 5 turns trying to reincarnate)
WTH Spinal? You totally just skipped over me((Please, don't expect me to get everyone every time. I don't have a player list to check through or anything, so it can be difficult.))WAIT I WENT TO JAIL FOR MOLESTING MYSELF?
STEAL LICHS LAW ORB BY USING HEART POWERS TO SHOW HIM PORN OF SELF UNTIL HE RELENTS.
THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL
(5) HE RELENTS DOING WHATEVER HE WAS. I THINK HE KIND OF ABANDONED YOU AFTER YOU GOT ARRESTED THOUGH, SO I DON'T GET THAT. (5) YOU THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL, EARNING YOUR FREEDOM!
BOSS TURN:
The now female Lich leaps into her golem, where they join into one being. It swings the blade at Xantalos, and the blade flouresces with multi-shaded light before seperating Xantalos into many different pieces.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 21, 2012, 07:55:34 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 21, 2012, 08:07:16 pm
USE TO MAKE GOLEM SNEEZE.
TRY ONE LAST TIME TO GET SWORD.
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IT SHALL WORK.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 21, 2012, 08:23:53 pm
>If 1 is successful, use labs to show why teamwork is important and leave portal open
>Preach the gospel of misko27 while doing the above
>Try to listen in on any teamy plans others are forming and figure out if I can help next turn
Post by: Dirg on September 21, 2012, 08:33:36 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 21, 2012, 09:33:51 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 06:12:37 am
Assist GreatWyrmGold in creating the portal!Congratulate Hanslanda for his act of spontaneous teamwork.
Hope I don't get a 5+1 or a 6+1.
Post by: miauw62 on September 22, 2012, 06:28:53 am
ATTEMPT TO GAIN CONTROL OVER GOLEM.
IF SUCCESFULL, PICK UP PHOENIX WRIGHT AND THROW HIM BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE. WE WONT NEED HIM.
((stop attacking the golem guys, or i'll have to spend another turn to reincarnate))
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 22, 2012, 09:09:05 am
>MAKE HORNETS WITH YOUR NEW MARBLE ORB POWER
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>MARBLE HORNETS
Post by: BFEL on September 22, 2012, 09:47:23 am
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:13:08 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 22, 2012, 10:54:35 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 22, 2012, 11:24:56 am
Post by: TCM on September 22, 2012, 12:10:33 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 12:12:03 pm
Post by: miauw62 on September 22, 2012, 01:06:34 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 01:48:27 pm
SHOOT EVERYTHINGinb4 "you shoot everything, starting with yourself!"
Post by: BFEL on September 22, 2012, 03:16:35 pm
If no one had done anything he would still just be a lich with a magic sword thing.
In fact I dont even remember if he STARTED with the magic sword or someone gave it to him :P
Seriously as heroes, we all suck
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 22, 2012, 03:28:06 pm
We could probably stop making the lich stronger if we worked together. It is hard to get rolls of 1 when you have a +5 bonus.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 22, 2012, 04:07:18 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 04:13:17 pm
((Maybe you guys want to help me get the sword of Destiny I crafted?))I corrupted that and made the golem thing by dumping all my orbs in the incinerator. And then I killed the GM.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 22, 2012, 04:39:56 pm
((Maybe you guys want to help me get the sword of Destiny I crafted?))I corrupted that and made the golem thing by dumping all my orbs in the incinerator. And then I killed the GM.
You didn't Corrupt it. The Golem just has it. I'm trying to get it from him.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 05:02:30 pm
I'd help with that, but my actions already have help.You didn't Corrupt it. The Golem just has it. I'm trying to get it from him.((Maybe you guys want to help me get the sword of Destiny I crafted?))I corrupted that and made the golem thing by dumping all my orbs in the incinerator. And then I killed the GM.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 22, 2012, 05:06:15 pm
Poo antimatter all over the golem; after all, I AM a huge asshole.(5)WOW, THAT'S LOW. YOU'RE A HERO, NOT A THIRD STREET SAINT.
CHANGE SALT SHAKER TO PEPPER SHAKER(3) YOU MAKE IT INTO A PEPPER SHAKER. SADLY, IT'S UNLOADED. (3) YOU THROW A FEATHER AT THE LICH, AND SHE CRINKLES HER NOSE A LITTLE. REMEMBER THE TURN ACTION RULES?
USE TO MAKE GOLEM SNEEZE.
TRY ONE LAST TIME TO GET SWORD.
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IT SHALL WORK.
>Create portal to Aperture Science labs(6) YOU CREATE A PORTAL TO APERTURE, WHICH PROMPTLY PULLS YOU IN, WHERE YOU ARE FORCED TO PERFORM DANGEROUS EXPERIMENTS BY A ROUE AI.
>If 1 is successful, use labs to show why teamwork is important and leave portal open
>Preach the gospel of misko27 while doing the above
>Try to listen in on any teamy plans others are forming and figure out if I can help next turn
BRING POLICEMEN AND FIREFIGHTERS BACK FROM SPACE. POINT OUT GOLEM AND LICH AND TELL THEM TO DO THEIR JOBS.(2) THEY'RE BUSY DOING THEIR ACTUAL JOBS. SORRY.
Assist GreatWyrmGold in creating the portal!(1) YOU STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE PORTAL CREATION CIRCLE, AND BEGIN THE CHATTING ALONGSIDE GREATWYRM. YOU ARE THEN PROMPTLY RIPPED APART BY THE EXPANDING WORMHOLE.
((SO MUCH ONES AND SIXES! This is INSANE!))(6) YOU TRY TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE GOLEM, AND END UP TAKING CONTROL OF THE POKEMON GOLEM. DAMN IT'S LIKE 1/6TH OF THE TIME, MIND CONTROL SPELLS HAVE TO BE REALLY SPECIFIC.
ATTEMPT TO GAIN CONTROL OVER GOLEM.
IF SUCCESFULL, PICK UP PHOENIX WRIGHT AND THROW HIM BACK TO THE FIRST PAGE. WE WONT NEED HIM.
((stop attacking the golem guys, or i'll have to spend another turn to reincarnate))
>ABSORB MARBLE ORBS(4) YOU SOMEHOW ABSORB STONE SPHERES INTO YOUR BODY, THEN PROMPTLY (1) TURN YOURSELF INTO STONE.
>MAKE HORNETS WITH YOUR NEW MARBLE ORB POWER
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>MARBLE HORNETS
REJOICE IN FREEDOM, GO BURN FLAG WITH PICTURE OF LICH ON IT(1) YOU REJOICE IN YOUR FREEDOM, LIFTING A FLAG WITH A PICTURE OF THE LICH ON IT HIGH ABOVE YOUR HEAD AND POURING NAPALM ON IT. OH WAIT. IS THAT BURNING NORMAL?
SEND FROST DEMON ARMY ARMED WITH LCD MONITERS TO ATTACK GOLEM(1) YOU SEND YOUR FROST DEMON ARMY AGAINST YOUR ALLY. THIS CAUSES THEM TO RETHINK THEIR LIVES AND SERVICE TO YOU. THEIR CRISES END WITH THEM TURNING ON YOU, THEN USING YOUR INTESTINES AS A JUMP ROPE.
SHOOT EVERYTHING(5) YOU BEGIN TO FIRE AT RANDOM, FIRST GUNNING DOWN ALL OF YOUR ALLIES WITHIN THE COMPLEX. AFTER RUNNING OUT OF ALLIES TO KILL, YOU DECIDE THAT THE PILLARS HOLDING UP THE DOME AROUND THE CORE ARE AN ACCEPTABLE TARGET. YOU BRING THE MINIGUN AROUND TO BEAR ON THEM. AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF SUSTAINED FIRE,THE PILLARS FALL ONTO THE ORB, CRUSHING IT. THE GOLEM RECOILS IN PAIN NEARBY, CLUTCHING ITS HEAD.
Misko EVERYONE has already made him immeasureably more powerful.((He had a sword, but it wasn't nearly as powerful as the one Greenstar made.))
If no one had done anything he would still just be a lich with a magic sword thing.
In fact I dont even remember if he STARTED with the magic sword or someone gave it to him :P
Seriously as heroes, we all suck
Who knew hell would be so difficult to conquer? I'm done with diplomacy - just absorb dinosaur hell.
We could probably stop making the lich stronger if we worked together. It is hard to get rolls of 1 when you have a +5 bonus.
BOSS TURN:
(3+2) The Boss holds her hand high, blade in hand. The sword glows, before launching multicolored orbs of energy at TCM, which smash into the gangster, tearing into his flesh and rending his soul from his body. His diembodied spirit courses through the void into a small orb above the Golem.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 05:08:52 pm
>Don't die due to neurotoxin
>Help any women with portal guns I see.
Post by: TCM on September 22, 2012, 05:11:11 pm
OPEN FIRE: KILL THE LICH BITCH AND HER MOTHERFUCKING GOLEM.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 05:17:36 pm
LAND ON LICH, INFECTING HER WITH A FLESH AND SOUL EATING DISEASE THAT ACTS WITHIN 5 PICOSECONDS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 05:27:26 pm
BECOME ARMY OF 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 GANGSTERS, FIGHTING FOR TWOPACK'S VENGEANCE.I'm helping! You are turning into 10^62 gangsters, or about 10^55 times more people than have ever lived on earth. There's obviously a lot of aliens and stuff in that army...
OPEN FIRE: KILL THE LICH BITCH AND HER MOTHERFUCKING GOLEM.
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 05:30:44 pm
>ROB APERTURE SCIENCE FOR SHOOTY STUFF
>BUILD SEXISM GUN
>SHOOT AT LICHETTE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 22, 2012, 05:32:07 pm
Shoot at Golem Nose.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 22, 2012, 05:32:46 pm
>INFECT THE LICH WITH TVTROPES.
>WATCH HOW THE LICH LOSES FREE TIME
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 05:36:46 pm
Didn't something bad happen?
Post by: peglegpengeuin on September 22, 2012, 06:41:21 pm
Elope with mafia boss's daughter, retire for a while in a pleasant part of toaster hell while disguised as toasters to avoid her father.
((I think the missed turns is a sign that the game is becoming too chaotic and might have too many players. I'm stepping out for now, but I may return later))
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 22, 2012, 07:10:15 pm
Didn't Indo that already, a while ago?
Didn't something bad happen?
Moar expositions are good, the lich will be too busy hitting the "random" button until he loses the rest of his free time...
once he is over though... we will have a genre savvy evil overlord. So stock up on nades to die a quick, explosive death!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 07:23:00 pm
...Think we could borrow a few thousand of GLaDOS's turrets?Didn't Indo that already, a while ago?Moar expositions are good, the lich will be too busy hitting the "random" button until he loses the rest of his free time...
Didn't something bad happen?
once he is over though... we will have a genre savvy evil overlord. So stock up on nades to die a quick, explosive death!
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 07:24:45 pm
I've got a plan next turn....Think we could borrow a few thousand of GLaDOS's turrets?Didn't Indo that already, a while ago?Moar expositions are good, the lich will be too busy hitting the "random" button until he loses the rest of his free time...
Didn't something bad happen?
once he is over though... we will have a genre savvy evil overlord. So stock up on nades to die a quick, explosive death!
Post by: Corai on September 22, 2012, 07:29:06 pm
Post by: TCM on September 22, 2012, 07:51:59 pm
BECOME ARMY OF 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 GANGSTERS, FIGHTING FOR TWOPACK'S VENGEANCE.I'm helping! You are turning into 10^62 gangsters, or about 10^55 times more people than have ever lived on earth. There's obviously a lot of aliens and stuff in that army...
OPEN FIRE: KILL THE LICH BITCH AND HER MOTHERFUCKING GOLEM.
((Nope. There's more then enough gangsters to fulfill that number.
BECAUSE NIGGAS NEVER DIE
WE JUST RETALIATE WITH HATE AND WE MULTIPLY))
Post by: bukitodinos on September 22, 2012, 09:38:25 pm
TAKE ONE HALF OF THE SPLIT ORBS AND MAKE THE TEAMWORK ORB
LOAD INTO ORB CANON AND FIRE AT BOSS
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 09:41:31 pm
SPLIT aLL ORBS IN TWO!
TAKE ONE HALF OF THE SPLIT ORBS AND MAKE THE TEAMWORK ORB
LOAD INTO ORB CANON AND FIRE AT BOSS
GOOD LUCK
GOLD DRAGFONS CAN GIVE GOOD LUCK STONES. A GOLD DRAGON'S GOOD LUCK SHOULD GIVE A +1 OR SOMETHING.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 22, 2012, 10:39:01 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:43:36 pm
I died. Shit. Respawn as Dumbledore, and cast Avada Kedavra on the Lich.dumbledore would never do that.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 10:46:50 pm
Indeed. Avada kerdavadavadvadvavdava KILLS things...and the lich is already dead. Cast Explodis instead! (Hey, that rhymed.)I died. Shit. Respawn as Dumbledore, and cast Avada Kedavra on the Lich.dumbledore would never do that.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 22, 2012, 10:48:03 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 10:49:45 pm
Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?Nothing, I respect Merlin.
Post by: misko27 on September 22, 2012, 10:51:10 pm
What about his half dwarf side-kick, Dorfo?Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?Nothing, I respect Merlin.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 22, 2012, 10:51:17 pm
Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?
YOU SHOULD BE MERLIN WITH A SHOTGUN. IT'S MUCH BETTER.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 22, 2012, 10:55:00 pm
Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?Nothing, I respect Merlin.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?
YOU SHOULD BE MERLIN WITH A SHOTGUN. IT'S MUCH BETTER.
Fixed. Merlin. With a shotgun.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2012, 10:56:52 pm
Of course, Merlin first taught me trickery! Why would I hate on my old teacher, who I intend to break out of his prison? That'd just be disrespectful.Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?Nothing, I respect Merlin.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
Post by: Dirg on September 22, 2012, 11:26:28 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 22, 2012, 11:31:01 pm
Have to get a good roll eventually.
Dude, you jinxed yourself.
Post by: Dirg on September 23, 2012, 12:05:25 am
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 12:11:59 am
Shut up D=. I'm not gonna roll a 1 and die horribly from insulting fem lich about her size and eating habits.Thats my plan. ???
Post by: Hanslanda on September 23, 2012, 01:17:07 am
Shut up D=. I'm not gonna roll a 1 and die horribly from insulting fem lich about her size and eating habits.
Oh, I'm almost positive you're going to roll a one now. Good luck.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 06:11:38 am
Shut up D=. I'm not gonna roll a 1 and die horribly from insulting fem lich about her size and eating habits.
Oh, I'm almost positive you're going to roll a one now. Good luck.
And the GM will find a way for it to kill you horribly.
Post by: miauw62 on September 23, 2012, 06:19:49 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 23, 2012, 10:33:43 am
Signature achieved.Merlin. What now, motherfuckers? What now?Nothing, I respect Merlin.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
>Convince GLaDOS that lich would make good experimental subject(6) SHE SEES YOUR POINT, BUT ALSO SEES THAT IT REQUIRES GREAT INTELLIGENCE TO CONVINCE HER OF ANYTHING. SHE FREES CHELL, "HIRING" YOU INSTEAD. (4) "NEUROTOXIN? WHAT NEUROTOXIN?".
>Don't die due to neurotoxin
>Help any women with portal guns I see.
BECOME ARMY OF 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 GANGSTERS, FIGHTING FOR TWOPACK'S VENGEANCE.(4) THAT'S A LOT OF GANGSTERS, ALL BEHIND ONE BANNER. (6) THEY ALL CAST NUMEROUS DARK MAGIC SPELLS, INCLUDING ALL THE INSTANT DEATH ONES. OH WAIT. DAMN.
OPEN FIRE: KILL THE LICH BITCH AND HER MOTHERFUCKING GOLEM.
METAMORPHSE TO GIANT ROTTING SKIN(4) THATS REALLY GROSS. (5) YOU SOMEHOW SOAR THROUGH THE AIR, BEFORE LANDING ON THE LICH AND INFECTING HER. SHE SCREAMS IN AGONY AS TIDBITS OF HER DISSOLVE. (5+2) BUT THEN, SHE FIRES OFF A WAVE OF ELDRITCH ENERGY, CLEANSING THE VIRUS FROM HER SYSTEM, AND SENDING YOU INTO THE AIR, HURTLING TOWARDS YOUR COMRADES.
LAND ON LICH, INFECTING HER WITH A FLESH AND S(4)
OUL EATING DISEASE THAT ACTS WITHIN 5 PICOSECONDS.
Curse damned frost demons.(3) YOU GET THE USELESS 1 PORTAL GUN. THE ONE THAT ONLY SHOOTS BLUE PORTALS. (6) YOU THEN BUILD A SEXISM GUN, AND TEST IT ON YOURSELF. GRR. MASCULINITY! EMBOLDENED BY YOUR WEAPON, YOU TAKE A FLYING LEAP AT THE LICHETTE TO COPULATE WITH HER, (5+2) BUT ARE SHOT DOWN, BOTH ROMANTICALLY AND LITERALLY. THE LITERAL PART TAKES THE FORM OF BEING DISSOLVES IN A WAVE OF MAGIC. THE ROMANTIC PART TAKING THE FORM OF NOT SHAGGING AN UNDEAD MONSTER. WAIT, WHAT?
>ROB APERTURE SCIENCE FOR SHOOTY STUFF
>BUILD SEXISM GUN
>SHOOT AT LICHETTE
Load Pepper Gun.(1) YOU SHOVE PEPPERS UP YOUR NOSE. OH WOW, THAT BURNS. THAT BURNS WAY TOO MUCH. (6) NEVER DISMAYED BY THE THREAT OF DISMEMBERMENT AND/OR DEATH, YOU SNEEZE AT THE GOLEM, FIRING PEPPERS AT IT. THEY BOUNCE OFF.
Shoot at Golem Nose.
>TAKEN FOR GRANITE? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakenForGranite)(1) SHE'S TOO BUSY DESTROYING THE WORLD FOR THAT. SHE DISREGARDS IT IN SUCH A WAY, THAT YOUR EGO IS HURT. (6) SHE DOES, HOWEVER, SPEND SO MUCH TIME EXPLAINING WHY CATALOUGING STORY DEVICES AND VARIOUS THINGS ARE A USELESS PURSUIT, THAT SHE GETS -5 FREE TIME. THIS LOOPS ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND, GIVING HER 29 HOURS OF FREE TIME DAILY.
>INFECT THE LICH WITH TVTROPES.
>WATCH HOW THE LICH LOSES FREE TIME
((Um... did I succeed in consuming dinosaur hell? I expected that to take multiple turns if it could succeed at all. Oh well, I'm just as happy retconning that action out of the game.))(6) YOU NEVER NOTICED JUST HOW HORRIFICALLY UGLY SHE WAS BEFORE, WHAT WITH BEING A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR.
Elope with mafia boss's daughter, retire for a while in a pleasant part of toaster hell while disguised as toasters to avoid her father.
((I think the missed turns is a sign that the game is becoming too chaotic and might have too many players. I'm stepping out for now, but I may return later))
JOIN RANDOM HERO AND HELP THEM WITH... WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING.(4) YOU JOIN UP WITH TCMS ARMY, BRINGING DOWN A SERIES OF CUTEBOLD TO "ASSIST" HIS GANGSTERS.
SPLIT aLL ORBS IN TWO!(2) YOU CAST FRACTIONIZE ON AN ORB, AND IT REFLECTS IT BACK AT YOU, RIPPING YOU INTO 100 SEPERATE 100THS.
TAKE ONE HALF OF THE SPLIT ORBS AND MAKE THE TEAMWORK ORB
LOAD INTO ORB CANON AND FIRE AT BOSS
I died. Shit. Respawn as(1) YOU RESPAWN AS THAT BITCH-ASS PUNK ARTHUR WITH A STICK.DumbloreMerlin with a shotgun.
Have to get a good roll eventually. ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT LICH TO EITHER BOOST HERO ROLLS OR LOWER LICH ROLLS BY TELLING THEM THEY'RE BAD AND SHOULD FEEL BAD. REMIND THEM OF WHEN THEY BINGED ON ICE CREAM OUT OF SADNESS AND THEY LOOK FAT IN THAT CLOAK.(2) "HEY LICH! YOU LOOK HOT! IT MUST BE HOW YOU HAVE A WELL BALANCED DIET! SOULS TASTE GOOD, AND ARE GOOD FOR YOU!"
DISTRACT GREAT GOLEM (the incinerator one) WITH POKEMON GOLEM SO I CAN EASILY TAKE CONTROL OVER THE GREAT GOLEM (the incinerator one).(6) YOU ENCOUNTER A WILD RAYQUAZA GOLEM! YOU WHITE OUT...
BOSS TURN:
The Lich blushes deeply in her undead cheeks, before magically pulling Dirg over to her, (5+2+2) and calls upon her magic and one of the rules of story telling. Evil is always hot. And she is. She is very much so. (5+2). Then, she tears him to itty bitty bits using her demonic claws, before she admits her infatuation. Dirg also gets a -1 to rolls against her, and vica-versa due to her being tsundere for him.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 10:38:42 am
POSSESS HIM AND RIP THE LICH TO PIECES
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2012, 10:39:18 am
BE RAMBO AGAIN.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 23, 2012, 10:40:35 am
Post by: BFEL on September 23, 2012, 10:47:25 am
>KEEP TRYING
USE NAPALM BURNING SELF+FLAG AND JUMP ON RAPTOR SCREAMING GIVE UP ALREADY, IT WAS A STUPID PLAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAN IN THIS. SERIOUSLY OUR PLANS SUCK. JUST LOOK AT ME, IM ON FUCKING FIRE FROM NAPALM AND I DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ANOTHER DUDE WHOS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING SEMI PRODUCTIVE, AS OPPOSED TO THROWING MYSELF AT THE LICH OR SOMETHING. ALSO IM MAKING THIS INCREDIBLY, HORRIBLY LONG POST THAT THE GM WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO SPOILER OR SIMPLY HEADDESK REPEATEDLY. I REALLY AM A DICK :P
I AM HOWEVER QUITE AN ELOQUENT DICK CONSIDERING THE WHOLE, ON FIRE THING. I MEAN REALLY WHO MANAGES TO CREATE A WELL THOUGHT OUT....I DONT KNOW FUCKING ESSAY OR SOMETHING WHILE ON FIRE? THIS GUY.
AND NOW I JUST IMAGINED HOW INSANE IT WOULD BE IF THIS SOMEHOW RESULTED IN US WINNING. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, LEAST PRODUCTIVE USE OF MY BODY BEING MELTED INTO A PUDDLE TIME EVER. EVER
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 10:55:52 am
>Locate the part of GLaDOS that makes her evil/insane
>Destroy it
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 23, 2012, 11:16:08 am
>KEEP TRYING
USE NAPALM BURNING SELF+FLAG AND JUMP ON RAPTOR SCREAMING GIVE UP ALREADY, IT WAS A STUPID PLAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAN IN THIS. SERIOUSLY OUR PLANS SUCK. JUST LOOK AT ME, IM ON FUCKING FIRE FROM NAPALM AND I DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ANOTHER DUDE WHOS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING SEMI PRODUCTIVE, AS OPPOSED TO THROWING MYSELF AT THE LICH OR SOMETHING. ALSO IM MAKING THIS INCREDIBLY, HORRIBLY LONG POST THAT THE GM WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO SPOILER OR SIMPLY HEADDESK REPEATEDLY. I REALLY AM A DICK :P
I AM HOWEVER QUITE AN ELOQUENT DICK CONSIDERING THE WHOLE, ON FIRE THING. I MEAN REALLY WHO MANAGES TO CREATE A WELL THOUGHT OUT....I DONT KNOW FUCKING ESSAY OR SOMETHING WHILE ON FIRE? THIS GUY.
AND NOW I JUST IMAGINED HOW INSANE IT WOULD BE IF THIS SOMEHOW RESULTED IN US WINNING. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, LEAST PRODUCTIVE USE OF MY BODY BEING MELTED INTO A PUDDLE TIME EVER. EVER
<CANCEL LAST ACTION
>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
Post by: TCM on September 23, 2012, 11:57:52 am
GIVE UP FIGHTING THE LICH, A FRUITLESS EFFORT.
GO TAKE GANGSTERS AND LIVE IN THE SOME OTHER DIMENSION WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID ALL THE TIME.
Post by: miauw62 on September 23, 2012, 12:13:27 pm
(is my pokemon golem still alive? If so, then do this:)
OH YEAH, AND HAVE POKEMON GOLEM THINGY PUNCH LICH. REALLY HARD.
Post by: Dirg on September 23, 2012, 12:52:33 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 23, 2012, 03:35:29 pm
Told ya I wasn't gonna roll a 1 ye doubters =P MUST CONTINUE DISTRACTING LICH. IN CONFETTI STATE, BEGIN PLANNING FIRST DATE.
Lol didnt this happen already? Oh yeah it was a clone of the Lich. Which is now in a very happy marriage with one of the heroes :P
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 03:37:47 pm
>SUMMON XENU, FLANKED BY SPACE SHIPS
>SUMMON HIS OPPOSITE, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DIRECTLY OPPOSITE LICHETTE AND XENU, FLANKED BY CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS RIDING RAPTORS
>HAVE THEM RUSH AT EACH OTHER, STRIKING THE LICHETTE AND EACH OTHER SIMULTANEUSLY, AND EXPLODE IN MASSIVE BURST OF ANTIMATTER
ITS GOING TO WORK. I BET YOU CAN'T THINK OF A WAY IT WON'T WORK.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 23, 2012, 06:58:19 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 23, 2012, 07:27:55 pm
FIRE TEAMWORKORB
ALSO MAKE TEAMWORK ORB
Post by: Corai on September 23, 2012, 07:30:28 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 23, 2012, 08:15:15 pm
WRAP AROUND DIRG(3) YOU WRAP AROUND DIRG, BUT THE LICH SPREADS HER IMMUNITY TO HIM, EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T LIKE HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
POSSESS HIM AND RIP THE LICH TO PIECES
GRAAAAAAAAARG.(3) YOU WALK TOWARDS THE GOLEM AT A SLOW PACE, WHILE TAKING THE FORM OF AN AGED SLYVESTER STALLONE
BE RAMBO AGAIN.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
>KEEP TRYING(2) SHE'S GETTING WIERDED OUT NOW.
USE NAPALM BURNING SELF+FLAG AND JUMP ON RAPTOR SCREAMING GIVE UP ALREADY, IT WAS A STUPID PLAN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER PLAN IN THIS. SERIOUSLY OUR PLANS SUCK. JUST LOOK AT ME, IM ON FUCKING FIRE FROM NAPALM AND I DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ANOTHER DUDE WHOS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING SEMI PRODUCTIVE, AS OPPOSED TO THROWING MYSELF AT THE LICH OR SOMETHING. ALSO IM MAKING THIS INCREDIBLY, HORRIBLY LONG POST THAT THE GM WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO SPOILER OR SIMPLY HEADDESK REPEATEDLY. I REALLY AM A DICK :P(4) YOU ATTACK RAPTOR, WHILE HE ACTS RATHER STALKERY TOWARDS THE LICK.
I AM HOWEVER QUITE AN ELOQUENT DICK CONSIDERING THE WHOLE, ON FIRE THING. I MEAN REALLY WHO MANAGES TO CREATE A WELL THOUGHT OUT....I DONT KNOW FUCKING ESSAY OR SOMETHING WHILE ON FIRE? THIS GUY.
AND NOW I JUST IMAGINED HOW INSANE IT WOULD BE IF THIS SOMEHOW RESULTED IN US WINNING. THAT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, LEAST PRODUCTIVE USE OF MY BODY BEING MELTED INTO A PUDDLE TIME EVER. EVER
>Access magical powers(1) IT MUST BE THAT CAROLINE THING. LET'S GET RID OF THA-OOPS.
>Locate the part of GLaDOS that makes her evil/insane
>Destroy it
"AIGHT, FUCK THIS."(3) YOU ENTER THE SAINTS ROW HOME WORLD. THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS IS YOU STARING DOWN A DILDO-WIELDING GIMP.
GIVE UP FIGHTING THE LICH, A FRUITLESS EFFORT.
GO TAKE GANGSTERS AND LIVE IN THE SOME OTHER DIMENSION WHERE PEOPLE AREN'T STUPID ALL THE TIME.
JUST FUGGIN TAKE CONTROL OVER THE BIG GOLEM INCINERATOR THINGY.(You never had one. You didn't have any pokemon with you, so you couldn't catch it.)
(is my pokemon golem still alive? If so, then do this:)
OH YEAH, AND HAVE POKEMON GOLEM THINGY PUNCH LICH. REALLY HARD.
YOU WRESTLE CONTROL OF THE GOLEM FROM THE LICHETTE, CAUSING HER TO RECOIL BACKWARDS, INTO DIRGS CONFETTIED CORPSE.
Told ya I wasn't gonna roll a 1 ye doubters =P MUST CONTINUE DISTRACTING LICH. IN CONFETTI STATE, BEGIN PLANNING FIRST DATE.(2) "NO! I DON'T LOVE YOU, OKAY! I ONLY SAVED YOU BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! GO AWAY!"
That, was, weird. Uh, WAIT KNOW!(1) I JUST DID. XENU JUST KILLS YOU FIRST.
>SUMMON XENU, FLANKED BY SPACE SHIPS
>SUMMON HIS OPPOSITE, FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DIRECTLY OPPOSITE LICHETTE AND XENU, FLANKED BY CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS RIDING RAPTORS
>HAVE THEM RUSH AT EACH OTHER, STRIKING THE LICHETTE AND EACH OTHER SIMULTANEUSLY, AND EXPLODE IN MASSIVE BURST OF ANTIMATTER
ITS GOING TO WORK. I BET YOU CAN'T THINK OF A WAY IT WON'T WORK.
MAKE ROCKET LAUNCHER(3) YOU MAKE A CATAPULT, (3) FIRE A HYPOTHETICAL ORB AT THE LICHETTE, BEFORE YOU THEN (4) CREATE SAID ORB, AND PLACE IT WHERE IT WOULD BE. IT FLIES TOWARDS DIRG, BUT THE LICHETTE LEAPS IN FRONT OF HIM TO TAKE THE BLOW.
FIRE TEAMWORKORB
ALSO MAKE TEAMWORK ORB
I WAS HOPING EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT THE CUTEBOLD CRAP I DID. ... ASK TCM WHAT DO.(2) INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAT IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE.
BOSS TURN:
(3) SHE IGNORES DIRG, BUT THEN (6+2-1) TAKES BACK CONTROL OF THE GOLEM, AND HOPS ATOP IT! THE BLADE GLOWS MENACINGLY.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2012, 08:22:35 pm
RE-USE
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 23, 2012, 08:24:32 pm
SEE FIRST POST MADE BY ME.You're shitting me. Quote it, please.
RE-USE
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2012, 08:24:59 pm
ABSORB THEM, THEN EXPLODE, SENDING PARTS OF ME ALL OVER EVERYONE
ABSORB ANYTHING I'M TOUCHING
(I'm basically an evil flying demon virus skin thing by now)
Post by: TCM on September 23, 2012, 08:25:17 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 08:35:08 pm
SEE FIRST POST MADE BY ME.You're shitting me. Quote it, please.
RE-USE
PULL OUT GUNN.Uh, I'm unsure what to do at this point. I know! I need to seriously end this once and for all. Wait no, one mire not serious.
BOOM HEDSHOTT!
OBTAIN BACON ORB
TURN DIRGINTO BACON
CONSUME DIRG
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2012, 09:29:27 pm
RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.I've decided to use my THIRD action as the first was 'PULL OUT GUN, BOOM HEADSHOT!' and the other was identical to my last one.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 09:31:33 pm
THATS NOT TERRIBLY ORIGINAL.RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.I've decided to use my THIRD action as the first was 'PULL OUT GUN, BOOM HEADSHOT!' and the other was identical to my last one.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
Post by: Hanslanda on September 23, 2012, 09:33:22 pm
I tell the Lich that Dirg has a huge crush on her!
I've got a brilliant plan guys! Just help me out here!
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 09:34:58 pm
Wait, punk-ass Arthur with a stick? Mind over matter!Now its a hot lady wizard. Possibly with a crush on Dirg. Confused about it anyway.
I attack the sphere of magic with the stick.
Post by: Dirg on September 23, 2012, 10:01:01 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 10:02:45 pm
That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.I respect your desicion. Love is a hard thing to give up. Note that my respect won't prevent me from killing you next turn, If I can.
Post by: Dirg on September 23, 2012, 10:08:49 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 23, 2012, 10:14:06 pm
Post by: Corai on September 23, 2012, 10:15:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 10:17:17 pm
It's perfect! They'll be so busy tripping over one another that we'll have time to prepare against them! Someone kite the lich, while we do something fancy!Meanwhile, If my plan works, I'll simply eat them. Or the lich will be made of Bacon. Have fun dating a bacon lady. Especially when she starts rotting.
EDIT: changing my action so dirg is bacon instead.
Post by: Dirg on September 23, 2012, 10:20:42 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 23, 2012, 10:24:37 pm
MY LOVE!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE D=I love how we can't use teamwork against the lichette, but when it comes to a love-struck ally going rogue, we'll gang up on him instantly.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2012, 10:42:00 pm
THATS NOT TERRIBLY ORIGINAL.RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.I've decided to use my THIRD action as the first was 'PULL OUT GUN, BOOM HEADSHOT!' and the other was identical to my last one.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
EVERYTHING ELSE IS ORIGINAL, I FELT WE NEEDED TO CHANGE IT UP A BIT.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 24, 2012, 07:49:23 am
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
Post by: BFEL on September 24, 2012, 08:41:11 am
. . . . create the World orb.
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
.....RELEASE HORSE FETISHISTS
I'm probably more evil then the lich(ete) right about now :P
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2012, 12:42:32 pm
. . . . create the World orb.I'll get you eventually!
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
Post by: miauw62 on September 24, 2012, 12:46:49 pm
(i got a slight feeling that this is more "YOU AT PLACE WHERE LOADS OF PEOPLE RANDOMLY FIGHT."
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 24, 2012, 03:30:12 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 24, 2012, 05:30:06 pm
That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.
SET FIRE TO CONFETTI THEREFORE NO ARMOR
AND MAKE AN ILLUSION OF TEAMWORK TO CONFUSE THE BOSS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 24, 2012, 08:23:12 pm
FLY OVER TO NEUTRAL PEOPLE(2) YOU FLY INTO THE GROUND. (6) YOU THEN ABSORB THE UN-SUPERPOWERED MASSES, GIVING YOU AN AVERAGE POWER LEVEL FAR BELOW 9000.
ABSORB THEM, THEN EXPLODE, SENDING PARTS OF ME ALL OVER EVERYONE
ABSORB ANYTHING I'M TOUCHING
(I'm basically an evil flying demon virus skin thing by now)
CHARGE THE SAINTS! TAKE STEELPORT!(5v6) YOU AND YOUR GANGSTERS ATTACK THE SAINTS, BUT THE LEGION OF GIMPS ARE TOO MUCH, AND THEY PUSH YOU BACK TO THE THREE COUNT CASINO.
(4) YOU FORM AN ORB OF POWER OUT OF THE RESIDUAL MAGIC AND MEAT. (3) YOU THEN INFUSE DIRG WITH THE HEAVENLY SCENT AND ADDICTIVENESS OF BACON, MAKING THE LICHETTE FALL EVEN MORE INTO DENIED LOVE WITH HIM. LOL, YOU SHIPPER.SEE FIRST POST MADE BY ME.You're shitting me. Quote it, please.
RE-USEPULL OUT GUNN.Uh, I'm unsure what to do at this point. I know! I need to seriously end this once and for all. Wait no, one mire not serious.
BOOM HEDSHOTT!
OBTAIN BACON ORB
TURN DIRGINTO BACON
CONSUME DIRG
(2) YOU HAVE A PREMATURE EXPLODILATION. HOW EMBARRASING.RAMBO USED EXPLOSION ON GOD DEATH BOSS MAN. OF EVIL.I've decided to use my THIRD action as the first was 'PULL OUT GUN, BOOM HEADSHOT!' and the other was identical to my last one.
EEEEEEEEVIIIIILL
Wait, punk-ass Arthur with a stick? Mind over matter!(2) "HEY, LICHETTE! DIRG LOVES YOU!"I attack the sphere of magic with the stick.
I tell the Lich that Dirg has a huge crush on her!
I've got a brilliant plan guys! Just help me out here!
"W-What? Are you saying I like him? I do not!"
(1v5+2) SHE ATTACKS YOU. YOU ATTACK BACK. IT'S LESS OF A BATTLE, AND MORE OF GIGANTES STEPPING THROUGH A NURSERY.
That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.(5) YOU USE THE POWER OF LOVE TO FORGE YOURSELF INTO A PURE LOVAMANTIUM CHAINMAIL! SHE HESITATES A MOMENT, BEFORE PUTTING YOU ON! THAT SOUNDS REALLY DIRTY!
ATTEMPT TO SCREW UP LICH AND DIRG'S FIRST DATE.(3) YOU SHOW UP, INTRODUCING YOURSELF AS ONE OF DIRGS FRIENDS. YOU THEN ACT SUPER CREEPER, BUT FAIL TO RUIN THEIR CHEMISTY. THAT'S WHAT WEARING PEOPLE CAN DO.
. . . . create the World orb.(3) YOU MAKE AN ORB SHAPED LIKE THE WORLD. (1) YOU THEN FORCE ME UNDER YOUR WILL, CHANGING THE WORLD INTO MLP. OR NOT. IT'S MORE LIKE YOU FELL INTO A COMA, AND STARTED A POWER MAD HALLUCINATION.
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
(1) YOU DUCK INTO THE HORSE FETISHIST PEN, AND ARE PROMPTLY RAPED TO DEATH, DUE TO BEING ON ALL FOURS FOR A SMALL MOMENT.. . . . create the World orb.
Attach the tethers of the world to the world orb so that, whoever controls it, controls the shape and laws of the world.
Turn the world into MLP.
Force the GM TO TURN THE WORLD INTO MLP GEN 4
.....RELEASE HORSE FETISHISTS
I'm probably more evil then the lich(ete) right about now :P
MELT GOLEM, ENCASING LICHETTE IN MOLTEN INCINERATORITE(2) YOU LEAP ONTO THE GOLEM, AND TRY TO MELT IT WITH YOUR BODY HEAT. ANY SECOND NOW.
(i got a slight feeling that this is more "YOU AT PLACE WHERE LOADS OF PEOPLE RANDOMLY FIGHT."
>NAAAAPAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE(4) YOU CREATE A NAAAAPAAAALM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE. WHAT USE IT ON? DO YOU PROTECT THEIR LOVE, OR DESTROY IT?
(2) YOU SET FIRE TO CONFETTI. AND YOU RUIN SOME POOR CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY. THE COPS ARE ON YOUR ASS NOW. (1-1) THE COPS ON YOUR ASS WEIGH YOU DOWN, RIPPING YOUR FROM THE MORTAL PLANE INTO THE ENDLESS VOID.That seems to put herself in harms way to protect me. I'm torn. On 1 hand, hawt evil undead sorceress with infinite power, on the other, necrophilia and the fact we've killed each other,and attempted to kill eachother multiple times.....UTILIZE POWER OF LOVE TO FORM CONFETTI SELF INTO CHAINMAIL LIKE ARMOR TO PROTECT LICHETTE.
SET FIRE TO CONFETTI THEREFORE NO ARMOR
AND MAKE AN ILLUSION OF TEAMWORK TO CONFUSE THE BOSS
BOSS TURN:
"D-Dirg? What are you doing? W-We aren't supposed to act this way!"
Lichette blushes at Dirgs apparent love for her, but doesn't push him away. (5+2) She does, however push Miauw away, using the sharp point of the Golems blade, cutting him in twain. Next, she glares at GreenStar, and the golems blade glows a small amount, pulling the blood from Miauws corpse to it.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 08:27:32 pm
>Relocate battle to Aperture Science labs
>Lure people there with promises of abundant, affordable housing and cake
>Find a good spot for church
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2012, 08:28:48 pm
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 08:30:33 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 24, 2012, 08:32:58 pm
FUNNEL MY ORBS POWER THROUGH TEMPLE TO FORM MYSELF INTO A MASSIVE ANGRY ALL-POWERFUL BEHEMOTH.
CRUSH CORAI, TO SHOW MYSELF OFF.
EDIT: ALSO, Throw city block at lichette and her lovey armor.
I'm just killing Corai now, but I'm coming for you lovebirds.
EVERYONE, ATTACK THE DENIAL BIRDS.
Post by: TCM on September 24, 2012, 08:39:31 pm
AND PUT THEM IN THE LICH DIMENSION.
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 24, 2012, 08:52:30 pm
>then charge with the napalm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 24, 2012, 09:04:06 pm
>Light popcorn with raptorfangamer
>Do not override previous actions with this joke
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 24, 2012, 09:05:07 pm
PUNCH GOLEM IN ABDOMEN.
MORPH INTO TF2 TEAM. RED TO BE EXACT.
Post by: Dirg on September 24, 2012, 09:06:31 pm
Post by: Corai on September 24, 2012, 09:24:19 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 24, 2012, 09:39:06 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 24, 2012, 09:42:29 pm
Huh... Considering Lichette is wearing me as armor, I wonder if that somehow qualifies as 2nd base....BECAUSE OF THAT THOUGHT, I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOU. I WILL FREAKING RETCON YOU FROM EXISTANCE.
Or, I could just tell you your touching a undead corpses boobs. Actually, I'll go with that.
Post by: Dirg on September 24, 2012, 09:50:12 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 24, 2012, 10:26:08 pm
YAY NECROPHILIA????....huh....probly shouldn't have capitalized that :P
Post by: zomara0292 on September 25, 2012, 07:31:48 am
GIVE MISKO THE MIDDLE FINGER, CONTINUE ANNOYING DIRG AND LICHETTE.exit the Lichette's head and enter Corai's
Fight for control of his body.
Kill myself.
Post by: bukitodinos on September 25, 2012, 08:16:30 am
DRINK NAPALM AND MELT THE ARMOR BY BREATHING FIRE
Post by: miauw62 on September 25, 2012, 11:56:55 am
JUMP ON GOLEM AND USE WOOD IN SELF TO INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION, MELTING THE GOLEM AND STILL ENCASING THE LICHETTE [AND DIRG, AND WHOEVER IS ON HER] IN INCINERATORITE.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 26, 2012, 08:20:19 am
CONTINUE BEING MENACING
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 26, 2012, 08:19:05 pm
Why didn't you include...hey, where is my last action?(4) DONE. YOU NOW BATTLE WITHIN A TESTING CHAMBER. (5) YOU SEND OUT AN AD PROMISING ABUNDANT, AFFORDABLE HOUSING AND CAKE. (5) YOU THEN PLANT YOUR CHURCH IN THE TURRET MANUFACTURING ZONE, WHERE THE MALFUNCTIONING TURRETS CHOIR FOR YOU.
>Relocate battle to Aperture Science labs
>Lure people there with promises of abundant, affordable housing and cake
>Find a good spot for church
Well, as the king of Madagascar once said...(2) YOU SHUT DOWN THE SHUT DOWN SWITCH. WHOOPS.
SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
Yes, it was.(2) YOU HUMP THE TEMPLE FLOOR, MUTTERING ABOUT THE POWER YOU WILL GAIN. (5) YOU ALSO JUMP INTO THE SKY, AND HURTLE ONTO CORAI, PASTING HIM INSTANTLY.
FUNNEL MY ORBS POWER THROUGH TEMPLE TO FORM MYSELF INTO A MASSIVE ANGRY ALL-POWERFUL BEHEMOTH.
CRUSH CORAI, TO SHOW MYSELF OFF.
EDIT: ALSO, Throw city block at lichette and her lovey armor.
I'm just killing Corai now, but I'm coming for you lovebirds.
EVERYONE, ATTACK THE DENIAL BIRDS.
TAKE ALL THE SAINTS,(5) YOU SEND THEM TO THE LICH DIMENSION, WHERE THEY TAKE OVER THE EX-BATTLEFIELD, SECURING THE PORTAL TO APERTURE.
AND PUT THEM IN THE LICH DIMENSION.
>use the napalm charge on yourself, setting you on fire(6) YOU SMASH THE NAPALM ONTO YOURSELF, LIGHTING YOURSELF ON FIRE. AND THAT HAPPENS EXACTLY AS YOU'D EXPECT.
>then charge with the napalm
BE UN-EXPOLDINATED.(2) YOU REMAIN A PILE OF FLESH. (6) YOU PUNCH THE GOLEM IN THE ABDOMEN WITH A HEALING FIST, RESTORING ITS POWER. (6) YOU THEN MORPH INTO THE RED TEAM, WHO BEGIN DEFENDING THE LOVE BIRDS.
PUNCH GOLEM IN ABDOMEN.
MORPH INTO TF2 TEAM. RED TO BE EXACT.
((Finally roll a 5 after how many turns trying to hurt the lich(ette), and it's to protect her. RNG is awesome.)) "I don't care! I can't even remember when this fight started, but all through out it whenever I tried to hurt you, I could never get off more then a half hearted blow, and I couldn't under stand why, until now when I became your armor. I...I LOVE YOU!!!" USE POWER OF LOVE AND CHAOS TO SUMMON ANVIL GOD FROM TRANSFORMICE!(5-1v1-1) "D-Dirg... Ever since you were nice to me..."
She's to embarrassed to continue. Also, being bothered by Corai. Oh. She's getting pissed. Very pissed.
(2) ANVIL GOD IS DEAD.
GIVE MISKO THE MIDDLE FINGER, CONTINUE ANNOYING DIRG AND LICHETTE.(5) YOU FLIP OFF MISKO, CAUSING A RESONATION WITHIN THE UNIVERSE. JUST AS YOU ARE CRUSHED, THE ORB OF OFFENSIVENESS GIFTS ITSELF TO YOU.
(1vs4+2)"YOU! SHUT UP! GO! AWAY!"
(4v4+2) YOU BOTHER THE LICHETTE AGAIN, MID ROMANTIC SPEECH. SHE'S NOT PLEASED. IN THE SLIGHTEST. SHE CALLS UPON THE ORBS CONTAINED WITHIN HERSELF AND THE GOLEM TO STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH A FLURRY OF ELEMENTAL MAGIC. THE HEART ORB IS USED TO PROTECT DIRG, OF COURSE. 1 HEART SHIELD ERECTED. ((LOL))
CHAIN-MAIL IS NOT THAT GOOD(5) THE ARMOR IS PROTECTED BY THE POWER OF LOVE. GOD, THIS SHIT IS TURNING WEIRD.
DRINK NAPALM AND MELT THE ARMOR BY BREATHING FIRE
(wasnt i IN the golem? It doesnt make sense that i leap on it. either way, i need to do something...)(1)YOU JUMP ON GOLEM AND USE WOOD IN SELF TO BE ACCUSED OF LICHETTE OF SEXUAL HARRASSMENT. SHE HAS THE GOLEM BITCHSLAP YOU WITH A SWORD.
JUMP ON GOLEM AND USE WOOD IN SELF TO INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION, MELTING THE GOLEM AND STILL ENCASING THE LICHETTE [AND DIRG, AND WHOEVER IS ON HER] IN INCINERATORITE.
BOSS TURN:
Lichette wastes her turn blushing and looking away from Dirg!
Do you have to kill the Lichette? Think about it.
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Post by: Xantalos on September 26, 2012, 08:25:12 pm
Post by: TCM on September 26, 2012, 08:26:53 pm
Post by: Corai on September 26, 2012, 08:29:42 pm
WRITE NOVEL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED, SELL IT IN THE CHILDREN'S MARKET.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2012, 08:30:27 pm
RUN AWAY!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 26, 2012, 08:37:37 pm
>Prepare testing chambers for awesome battle
>Since I got fives, call everyone in
>If I have time, start teaching turret choir how to sing without killing the congregation
Post by: Dirg on September 26, 2012, 09:02:09 pm
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 26, 2012, 09:07:51 pm
>IF ON FIRE. CHARGE
>IF NOT ON FIRE. CHARGE
Post by: misko27 on September 26, 2012, 09:13:41 pm
I demand we band together to ruin their relationship. THE LICHETTE IS WEAK, KILL IT NOW.
I am operating under the assumption that a distracted Lichette is not capable of properly focusing
>USE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION TO CHALLANGE LICHETTE MINIONS AND GOLEM TO EPIC BATTLE.
>OF DOOOOOOOM.
>CALL UPON ALL MINIONS I HAVE TO AID ME. THIS INCLUDES GREATWYRM.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 26, 2012, 11:33:29 pm
Convince the Lichette to marry Dirg, then we can all be one happy family!
Post by: Wrex on September 26, 2012, 11:35:13 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 26, 2012, 11:47:35 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 27, 2012, 06:33:28 am
Been reading through, and just caught up to my first post. It's insane. Also, sorry, raptorfangamer.Caught up to this post. Amusing?
Post by: zomara0292 on September 27, 2012, 07:29:16 am
Polymorph self into a Bat-winged Pagasis
RECOGNIZE MY TURNS GOD DANM IT!!!
Post by: BFEL on September 27, 2012, 07:31:41 am
GAIN CONTROL OF ALIENS
INITIATE CROSSOVER ATTACK ON APERTURE SCIENCE
:P
Post by: miauw62 on September 27, 2012, 11:45:28 am
COMPRESS SELF INTO TINY POINT OF SUPER-DENSITY AND INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION TO MELT THE GOLEM
Post by: Inithis on September 27, 2012, 07:46:33 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 27, 2012, 07:47:48 pm
What is this and how do I join?Post an action.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 27, 2012, 07:57:06 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 27, 2012, 08:01:38 pm
What is this and how do I join?Yes. Post. We are attempting to defeat the Hot Undead Wizard. Or Lichette. She also has A Giant Powerful Golem, a Pinapple golem, Another wizard, massive powers, and a crush on Dirg.
Post by: Corai on September 27, 2012, 08:03:53 pm
SOMEBODY, MAKE DIRG PROPOSE!
Post by: Wrex on September 27, 2012, 08:05:26 pm
...I was hoping this was an update...
There are no updates. there is only chaos.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 27, 2012, 08:06:41 pm
WAIT, DOESN'T LOVE HURT THE LICH? WHY IS IT DIFFERENT FOR LICHETTE. IF SHE MARRIES DIRG, HIS LOVE WILL KILL HER.I can't, there's a lot of work to do preparing Aperture Science for the final battle. The misko27 church is open for weddings, though. They could be married by the Pope of misko27!
SOMEBODY, MAKE DIRG PROPOSE!
...I was hoping this was an update...
There are no updates. there is only chaos.
I was hoping for an update on the chaos.
Post by: misko27 on September 27, 2012, 08:08:25 pm
WAIT, DOESN'T LOVE HURT THE LICH? WHY IS IT DIFFERENT FOR LICHETTE. IF SHE MARRIES DIRG, HIS LOVE WILL KILL HER.No, Team Work Hurts her. She perfectly fin e with love. This was proved when That guy married the lich clone a while back.
SOMEBODY, MAKE DIRG PROPOSE!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 27, 2012, 09:41:29 pm
Came across this again. I'm almost out of reading, I'll need to find a new RTD to read when there's nothing to post...Been reading through, and just caught up to my first post. It's insane. Also, sorry, raptorfangamer.Caught up to this post. Amusing?
Edit: Took two minutes by my watch to reach here. Sadness.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 27, 2012, 11:13:42 pm
Summon Gandalf, Merlin, and every powerful wizard ever. Become God of Magic and lead my wizard army to destroy the lichette!(2) YOU SUMMON THE WIZARDS OF TIME, BECOMING THE GOD OF MAGIC. CRYING A LITTLE, YOU TURN OFF DF 1.0, AND GET BACK TO THE FIGHT.
TAKE OVER SAINTS ROW WORLD, WHILE SAINTS MESS UP EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE IN THE LICHE-VERSE.(5) THE SAINTS RUSH INTO THE LICH-VERSE, WHERE THEY TAKE OVER THE AREA LEADING TO THE APERTURE PORTAL.
TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DESTROYED. MISSION SUCCESSFUL.(6) YOU DO SO, AND IT SUCCEEDS. UNFORTUNATLY, A NUMBER OF CHILD PROTECTION GROUPS ARE OFFENDED BY THE VIOLENCE, AND LYNCH YOU.
WRITE NOVEL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED, SELL IT IN THE CHILDREN'S MARKET.
HAVE LICH EAT DEMOMAN. HAVE DEMOMAN BLOW UP.(2) THE LICHETTE WATCHES HER FIGURE, AND DOESN'T.
RUN AWAY!
Why is the arena listed as galaxy center still?(5) YOU SET UP THE CHAMBER FOR AN AWESOME BATTLE. YOU EVEN GOT GLAD0S TO PLAY MUSIC FOR IT! (4) EVERYONE FILES INTO THE CHAMBERS, WITH A LITTLE CHAOS FROM THE MASSES HEADING IN. (4) DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE END OF 2?
>Prepare testing chambers for awesome battle
>Since I got fives, call everyone in
>If I have time, start teaching turret choir how to sing without killing the congregation
CONTINUE LOVE THEME, SUMMOM ARMY OF MILK IMP CUPIDS TO DISTRACT HEROES OR CRUSH WIZARD ARMY IF SUMMONED. "Yes my love, what is it?"(4) THE MILK IMP CUPIDS APPEAR, INNEFECTUAL WEAPONS AT THE READY.
(5+5)"I... I couldn't admit it before, but... I t-thin.. I think you're really nice. I like you."
Blush, blush, you know the drill.
>MAKE SURE YOU ARE STILL ON FIRE(2) YOU CHARGE INTO THE GOLEM, SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO STONE. NOT THE BRIGHTEST MOVE.
>IF ON FIRE. CHARGE
>IF NOT ON FIRE. CHARGE
Okay, that worked,Unsure why, unsure.(2) YOU SMASH THE ORBS TOGETHER, SCREAMING "FACE ME!" SHE'S DISTRACTED BY DIRG.
I demand we band together to ruin their relationship. THE LICHETTE IS WEAK, KILL IT NOW.
I am operating under the assumption that a distracted Lichette is not capable of properly focusing
>USE ALL ORBS IN POSSESION TO CHALLANGE LICHETTE MINIONS AND GOLEM TO EPIC BATTLE.
>OF DOOOOOOOM.
>CALL UPON ALL MINIONS I HAVE TO AID ME. THIS INCLUDES GREATWYRM.
*Is not sure if I won the attack against the Lichette or if she did*(4) "W-Well... We barely know eachother though." SHE'S THINKING IT OVER.
Convince the Lichette to marry Dirg, then we can all be one happy family!
GO ON A KILING SPREE OF RANDOM CIVILLIANS WHO DO NOT MATTER.(5) YOU DESTROY PLANETS!
Polymorph everyone into cats (exluding me, the lichette, and her affiliets/minions/armor(6) YOU POLYMORPH THE UNIVERSE INTO CATS, TYING THE SPELL TO YOUR VERY LIFE FORCE. OH GOD! YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CATS!
Polymorph self into a Bat-winged Pagasis
RECOGNIZE MY TURNS GOD DANM IT!!!
GO TO BLACK MESA(3) YOU GO TO BLACK MESA, PRE-ALIENS. IT'S RATHER DROLL. (6) YOU THEN HIRE ALL OF THE RECENT IMMIGRANTS TO WORK FOR YOU. (3) THEY SIT OUTSIDE OF APERTURE, WAITING FOR A PLAN OF ATTACK.
GAIN CONTROL OF ALIENS
INITIATE CROSSOVER ATTACK ON APERTURE SCIENCE
:P
Well, if we have to kill her depends on how willing she is ; P(4) YOU COMPRESS YOURSELF INTO A POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, AND CHARGE TOWARDS THE GOLEM. THE LOVE IMPS PILE ONTO YOU, HOWEVER, SACRIFICING THEMSELVES TO PROTECT LOVE.
COMPRESS SELF INTO TINY POINT OF SUPER-DENSITY AND INTIATE NUCLEAR FUSION TO MELT THE GOLEM
Do you have to kill the Lichette? Think about it. After all, the Lichs persona is already dead. Not to mention, the Lich himself started off as dead.
BOSS TURN:
(3+2) The Lichette, Dirg and the golem soar into the center of the testing chamber, where all three begin glowing
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Post by: Hanslanda on September 27, 2012, 11:21:10 pm
Again, insist the Lichette marry Dirg. After all, they're perfect for each other!
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2012, 11:42:27 pm
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 27, 2012, 11:52:19 pm
ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS!
ROCKETS.
Post by: misko27 on September 27, 2012, 11:54:24 pm
No. These thing must be removed.Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.
TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 27, 2012, 11:55:31 pm
Is teamwork the real final boss here? Are we trying to defeat teamwork?
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 12:09:26 am
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 12:11:28 am
If so, I will tear it to pieces and feast on it's corpse, shit it out, knock the lichette unconcios and paint her body with eldritch symbols of teamwork shit. I will NOT let the entity we have struggled against for 82 or 83 pages be redeemed because of the power of love bull. SHE. MUST. NOT. EXIST.THEN AID MY ACTION DAMNIT. I GET TERRIBLE ROLLS, I THINK THE GM WANTS US TO STOP DENYING THE LOVE.
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
Post by: Corai on September 28, 2012, 12:12:13 am
Like I said before, use love to kill Lichette. Pressure Dirg to propose, offer to chip in for ring.
Post by: Hanslanda on September 28, 2012, 12:13:32 am
I lied! Aid Misko's action!
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 12:14:29 am
Our actions are basically the same thing. If it fails this turn, I'll support your action next turn.If so, I will tear it to pieces and feast on it's corpse, shit it out, knock the lichette unconcios and paint her body with eldritch symbols of teamwork shit. I will NOT let the entity we have struggled against for 82 or 83 pages be redeemed because of the power of love bull. SHE. MUST. NOT. EXIST.THEN AID MY ACTION DAMNIT. I GET TERRIBLE ROLLS, I THINK THE GM WANTS US TO STOP DENYING THE LOVE.
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
Post by: Dirg on September 28, 2012, 12:54:01 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 06:23:11 am
Time for a cross-game action!
>Locate time machine (this IS Aperture)
>Head back to before lich became childhood self-image of Tokugawa.
>Grab him and the misko27 GLaDos
>Return to present
Spinal, you're the one who joined the games together...
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2012, 06:31:03 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 28, 2012, 06:49:41 am
Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.
Danm it! What about me? Why Am I forgoten all the time?!?!? I am inside the Lechette, GOD DANM IT!!!
Force my soul to leave the Lichette and possess misko27.No. These thing must be removed.Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.
TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
Force his ability to effect Xantalos instead of the Golem
Post by: BFEL on September 28, 2012, 06:51:13 am
(seriously, go look at the first few mins of Half Life, they randomly have toxic waste EVERYWHERE, not even in restricted areas, it just lies around in the open for children to fall into. They probably use it as their soap in the bathrooms seeing what their containment proceedures are :P)
Post by: miauw62 on September 28, 2012, 10:04:51 am
(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)
Post by: BFEL on September 28, 2012, 11:02:18 am
ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION
(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)
try freezing it instead? XD
Post by: miauw62 on September 28, 2012, 11:31:53 am
Next turn tough, it is too early. If i roll a 5 we'll finally be riddened of the incinerator golem.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 28, 2012, 01:55:59 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 03:15:21 pm
ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION
(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)
try freezing it instead? XD
Aren't there convenient Emergency Intelligence Incinerators around?
Post by: BFEL on September 28, 2012, 04:53:43 pm
You mean like any given turn in this game, EVER? :P
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 04:59:42 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 28, 2012, 08:16:54 pm
No. These things must be removed.(5vs2+3) YOU ACTIVATE VILLAIN MODE, AND REPLACE LOVE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THE LOVE IMPS SACRIFICE THEIR LAST REMNANTS OF POWER, THEN ADD IT TO THE LICHETTE, WHO ERECTS A SHIELD USING THE POWER OF THE HEART ORB. THE WAVE OF DARK ENERGY PARTS AROUND HER SHIELD, AND YOU CAN SEE HER CLEARLY. YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY, THAT SHE'S VERY DISPLEASED WITH YOU...
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
ROCKEEEETS!(2) ROCKETJUMPFAIL.
ROCKETSROCKETSROCKETS!
ROCKETS.
(5) LULZ, YOU WASTED A TURN. NO TRANSFORMATION WAS OCCURING.No. These thing must be removed.Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.
TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
And even at the crux of possible victory, we resist the very concept of teamwork with all our hearts.This makes way too much sense.
Is teamwork the real final boss here? Are we trying to defeat teamwork?
Wow, it was so long since a update I put two actions because I forgot I already made one. Fail.(YOU CAN'T INFLUENCE PC'S)
Like I said before, use love to kill Lichette. Pressure Dirg to propose, offer to chip in for ring.
Oh god, Corai is going for the same thing as me.LULZ, WASTED YOUR TURN, HELPING A TURN WASTER.
I lied! Aid Misko's action!
Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.(1) HE CONTINUES BEING CREEPY. (1+2) SHE'S TOO BUSY BEING PISSED OFF.
Excellent!(2) YOU FIND A TIME MACHINE, WHICH IS PROMPTLY STOLEN BY BLACK MESA. (4) THEN, BY FORCE OF WILL ALONE, YOU TRAVEL BACK TO FEUDAL JAPAN. (1) YOU THEN RUN UP TO IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI, AND GRAB THE HEM OF HIS ROBE. HE PROMPTLY VAPES YOU FOR BOTHERING HIM.
Time for a cross-game action!
>Locate time machine (this IS Aperture)
>Head back to before lich became childhood self-image of Tokugawa.
>Grab him and the misko27 GLaDos
>Return to present
Spinal, you're the one who joined the games together...
Chill, because I'm the king of the world and the Lich isn't my problem.(2) THE SYNDICATE RISES AGAIN, TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE POWER VACUUM LEFT MY THE SAINTS DEPARTURE.
(1) YOUR SOUL EMBEDS ITSELF INTO THE LICHETTES POWER CORE, ENHANCING HER POWER, BUT LINKING YOUR LIFE TO HER MANA.Huh... Let's see where this goes. TELL CORAI IF HE STOPS BEING CREEPY HE CAN BE RING BEARER. PROPOSE TO LICHETTE. ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO VALIDATE OUR MARRIAGE IF LICHETTE SAYS YES. GOLEM CAN BE FLOWER GIRL, LEAVE THAT UP TO LICHETTE.
Danm it! What about me? Why Am I forgoten all the time?!?!? I am inside the Lechette, GOD DANM IT!!!Force my soul to leave the Lichette and possess misko27.No. These thing must be removed.Everything I've tried so far has failed, so I MUST BE RIGHT.
PURGE LOVE FROM THE UNIVERSE. REPLACE WITH SOUL-CRUSHING SORROW. THEN ABSORB THE LICHETTE.
THIS WOULDN"T BE FINAL BOSS WIHTOUT IT.
TIME TO TAKE A CUE FROM MY FIRST ACTION. bUT BETTER THIS TIME
Very calmly, Use Orbs and all power I have in this game, including Teamwork, to attempt to halt transformation process. Utilize every bit of magic I have under my control to Phase the Golem from existance. Use all resources at my disposal to prevent it from occuring. Use every cent I have, and all I can borrow, to prevent it. Strain with every fibre of My god-like Being to intervene agaisnt this. She, cannot, win.
Force his ability to effect Xantalos instead of the Golem
ORDER IMMIGRANTS TO THROW THE 8 BILLION TONS OF TOXIC WASTE WE HAVE JUST LYING AROUND HERE FOR NO REASON INTO THE NEAREST PORTAL TO APERTURE.(1) THEY QUIT!
(seriously, go look at the first few mins of Half Life, they randomly have toxic waste EVERYWHERE, not even in restricted areas, it just lies around in the open for children to fall into. They probably use it as their soap in the bathrooms seeing what their containment proceedures are :P)
ABSORB MILK IMP CUPIDS INTO POINT OF ULTRA-DENSITY, INITIATE EVEN STRONGER NUCLEAR FUSION(2) TOO LATE! YOU'RE CARRIED WITH THEM INTO THE LICHETTES MANA POOL!
(i think i should stop trying to melt the golem.)
SUMMON BELGIUM(1) NO! YOU AREN'T REFERENCING NETHACK ANYMORE! I DON'T LIKE YOU!
BOSSETTE TURN:
(4+4)The Lichette stops dead in her tracks, turning about 180 degrees to face Xantalos. She gives him a gaze full of cold hatres.
"I don't like you. I don't like you at all."
Magic courses from all around her, called from across the universe into her already overfilled mana pool. She focuses the power directly in front of her, forming a crystalline, multi-colored spear of mana in front of her. Then, she thrusts her hand forward, launching it at Xantalos. (4+4v6) Xantalos backflips, in an attempt to dodge it, but it explodes directly in front of him, vaporizing him in a field of magic.
She then turns to Dirg, looking shy and unconfident.
"D-Dirg? Can we go?"
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Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 08:20:08 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 08:23:09 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 08:24:27 pm
>Now that my action is better-explained, get...I know, Furtaka while he still has boss-as-a-dwarf and GLaDOS on him!
>You know, when he's a scrap robot thing...
>Return to present Aperture Science.
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 08:24:46 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 08:33:07 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 08:35:33 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 08:41:10 pm
Is it just me, or are we the villans now?No. We are Paladins. Well-intentioned Extremists, as GreatWyrm would say.
Seriously though, thanks xanatolos. This was a very sucessful turn for Anti-lichers Now, What to do. I'm a god, and I'm trying to vanquish the forces of evil...
RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BAN NECROPHILIA AND REDEFINE MARRIAGE AS BEING BETWEEN TWO LIVING HUMANS. (Note, Banning and Redefineing are the same action,)
I imagine helping this action is voting. hehehe. Techinally, my action also enables gay marriage. wait, is there a law now thats says you can't marry the dead? There probably should be.
EDT:
I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with theWhen we turned him into a female.heroinelichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.
EDIT2: I propose that the hero camp be split, between those who support love, or Romantics, and those who support good, as defined by Lich hating, known as Paladins.
Post by: Corai on September 28, 2012, 08:57:33 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 09:09:42 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 09:10:47 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 09:13:58 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 09:15:13 pm
Which option kills the most people?Destroying the universe and all of existence. Try looking yourself in the eye whilst time traveling.
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 09:16:07 pm
Which option kills the most people?Mine clearly. We get to go around killing people at random, sure of our moral superiority. It'll be just like the good old days, before monty python and and those damn Liberals stopped it.
The other side wants to redeem the Lichette now thats shes female and capable of human emotion and is tempered by love and Is not currently actively trying to kill us (well, actually, Because of Xantalos she does, but thats beside the point)
Our side laughs at them and prepares for war.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 09:22:38 pm
You keep doing that, and I'm forming the Reformed misko27ths.Which option kills the most people?Mine clearly. We get to go around killing people at random, sure of our moral superiority. It'll be just like the good old days, before monty python and and those damn Liberals stopped it.
The other side wants to redeem the Lichette now thats shes female and capable of human emotion and is tempered by love and Is not currently actively trying to kill us (well, actually, Because of Xantalos she does, but thats beside the point)
Our side laughs at them and prepares for war.
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 09:37:01 pm
You do that, and It's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM01v_vVnbg) war. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpogl)You keep doing that, and I'm forming the "I hate America, and I Suck, and I Think Evolutionary is Bogus" Club to oppose you.Which option kills the most people?Mine clearly. We get to go around killing people at random, sure of our moral superiority. It'll be just like the good old days, before monty python and and those damn Liberals stopped it.
The other side wants to redeem the Lichette now thats shes female and capable of human emotion and is tempered by love and Is not currently actively trying to kill us (well, actually, Because of Xantalos she does, but thats beside the point)
Our side laughs at them and prepares for war.
Regarding any of this frivolulousness, all I can say is, I'm against it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&feature=related)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 09:40:23 pm
I'm the only player who believes in you, and I control the turret-choir!You do that, and It's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM01v_vVnbg) war. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpogl)You keep doing that, and I'm forming the Reformed misko27ths.Which option kills the most people?Mine clearly. We get to go around killing people at random, sure of our moral superiority. It'll be just like the good old days, before monty python and and those damn Liberals stopped it.
The other side wants to redeem the Lichette now thats shes female and capable of human emotion and is tempered by love and Is not currently actively trying to kill us (well, actually, Because of Xantalos she does, but thats beside the point)
Our side laughs at them and prepares for war.
Regarding any of this frivolulousness, all I can say is, I'm against it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0)
Kinda! More than you do!
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 09:44:57 pm
I'm the only player who believes in you, and I control the turret-choir!You do that, and It's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM01v_vVnbg) war. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpogl)You keep doing that, and I'm forming the "I hate America, and I Suck, and I Think Evolutionary is Bogus" Club to oppose you.Which option kills the most people?Mine clearly. We get to go around killing people at random, sure of our moral superiority. It'll be just like the good old days, before monty python and and those damn Liberals stopped it.
The other side wants to redeem the Lichette now thats shes female and capable of human emotion and is tempered by love and Is not currently actively trying to kill us (well, actually, Because of Xantalos she does, but thats beside the point)
Our side laughs at them and prepares for war.
Regarding any of this frivolulousness, all I can say is, I'm against it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtMV44yoXZ0)
Kinda! More than you do!
Wait, what? I'm confused. I'm still against the idea of peace. And If you're not with me, You're against me.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&feature=related)
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 28, 2012, 09:46:01 pm
>DO IT WITH ANGST
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 09:47:05 pm
>KEEP SMASHING YOURSELF AGAINST GOLEMClaiming a follower here.
>DO IT WITH ANGST
Post by: Dirg on September 28, 2012, 09:49:04 pm
Post by: Wrex on September 28, 2012, 09:49:59 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 28, 2012, 10:08:43 pm
GO BACK TO BEFORE IMMIGRANTS LEFT AND CONVINCE THEM NOT TO LEAVE, TO INSTEAD DO THE WASTE DUMPING THING.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 28, 2012, 10:15:20 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 10:18:22 pm
My failure?I don't know, I have no clue what We're even refering to at this point.
Post by: Joben on September 28, 2012, 10:36:19 pm
Wait, what? I'm confused. I'm still against the idea of peace. And If you're not with me, You're against me.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&feature=related)
I love you.
Post by: misko27 on September 28, 2012, 11:15:11 pm
I'm not sure what you mean. If you're supporting the Dirty Romanticists, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.Wait, what? I'm confused. I'm still against the idea of peace. And If you're not with me, You're against me.. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v3etuIw-aM&feature=related)
I love you.
If not thank you. Hell, I'm on a role:
RELEASE CAMPAIGN VIDEO FOR PRESIDENTIAL RUN:
Click (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSsUoxlSADk) on These! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km0LqVrJX14&feature=related)
Post by: Hanslanda on September 29, 2012, 12:11:06 am
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 12:18:22 am
... What the hell are we doing now?
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
I wish I knew, Hans, I wish I knew.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 12:25:57 am
... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Post by: Hanslanda on September 29, 2012, 12:32:31 am
... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Post by: miauw62 on September 29, 2012, 05:20:25 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 29, 2012, 06:10:37 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 06:13:00 am
...How familiar are you with D&D dragons?... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Post by: BFEL on September 29, 2012, 08:00:08 am
CONSORT GM
wait your going to try and make the gm into your consort? as in a hooker consort? :P
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 08:01:56 am
Post by: Hanslanda on September 29, 2012, 09:05:38 am
...How familiar are you with D&D dragons?... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Ssssssh, there is no need to bring up that petty rivalry when we have something
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 09:27:14 am
>Be suspicious of the red dragon...How familiar are you with D&D dragons?... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Ssssssh, there is no need to bring up that petty rivalry when we have somethingdeliciousa greater threatdelicious to combat.
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 09:31:41 am
Fight him for dominance.>Be suspicious of the red dragon...How familiar are you with D&D dragons?... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Ssssssh, there is no need to bring up that petty rivalry when we have somethingdeliciousa greater threatdelicious to combat.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 09:36:14 am
No.Fight him for dominance.>Be suspicious of the red dragon...How familiar are you with D&D dragons?... What the hell are we doing now?Grr...
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
Red. RED. We'll do some cool 'Voltron' power combination thing or something.
Ssssssh, there is no need to bring up that petty rivalry when we have somethingdeliciousa greater threatdelicious to combat.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 29, 2012, 03:48:46 pm
AS VAPOR, SWARM TOWARDS THE LICHETTE, AND LODGE MYSELF INSIDE THE CARCASS SHE CALLS A BODY. THEN CORUPT HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT.(1) AS A VAPOR, YOU SWARM TOWARDS THE SKY, LIKE HOW VAPORS DO.
OFFER TO GIVE ANYONE WHO WANTS SOME LYCANTHROPY. ALSO CONTINUE EATING CIVILLIANS IN THE POPCORN STANDS. JUST TO CLARIFY< THE SECOND PART ISN"T REALLY AN ACTION, MORE LIKE SOMETHING I DO AS A NERVOUS HABIT, LIKE TAPPING YOUR FINGERS.(3) A BUNCH OF TWILIGHT FANS GET BITTEN BY YOU. YOU HAVE CLOGGED YOUR VEINS WITH WHATEVER THEY EAT.
I meant the childhood self-image of Tokugawa that you were briefly in The Art of Minimalism.(6) YOU GRAB FURTAKA, BUT ARE THEN CRUSHED BY THE GREAT WEIGHT OF FURTAKA, BOSS-AS-A-DWARF, AND GLADOS COMBINED.
>Now that my action is better-explained, get...I know, Furtaka while he still has boss-as-a-dwarf and GLaDOS on him!
>You know, when he's a scrap robot thing...
>Return to present Aperture Science.
(2) YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT. OF EASTERN CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL. YOU LOSE.Is it just me, or are we the villans now?No. We are Paladins. Well-intentioned Extremists, as GreatWyrm would say.
Seriously though, thanks xanatolos. This was a very sucessful turn for Anti-lichers Now, What to do. I'm a god, and I'm trying to vanquish the forces of evil...
RUN FOR PRESIDENT
BAN NECROPHILIA AND REDEFINE MARRIAGE AS BEING BETWEEN TWO LIVING HUMANS. (Note, Banning and Redefineing are the same action,)
I imagine helping this action is voting. hehehe. Techinally, my action also enables gay marriage. wait, is there a law now thats says you can't marry the dead? There probably should be.
EDT:I killed all love in the universe and replaced it with bone-crushing sorrow. The only love left anywhere is with theWhen we turned him into a female.heroinelichette. When did she turn into lichette anyway? I can't remember.
EDIT2: I propose that the hero camp be split, between those who support love, or Romantics, and those who support good, as defined by Lich hating, known as Paladins.
I am anti-lich, I am trying to kill Lichette by using Dirg's endless love. Not viable anymore. Support Misko.(5) YOU GO AND KILL ALL OF THE OTHER CANIDATES FOR CLASS PRESIDENT, LETTING HIM RULE THE SCHOOL.
>KEEP SMASHING YOURSELF AGAINST GOLEM(3) YOU SMASH YOURSELF INTO THE GOLEM AND BUST YOUR SKULL ON THE MARBLE CONSTRUCT.
>DO IT WITH ANGST
"Yes, let's go." GO WITH LICHETTE.(5+3) The Lichette giggles a bit, before reforming Dirg into a human shape. She steps atop the golem, and pulls Dirg atop it as well.
"Love, where do you want to go?"
USE TIME MACHINE INEXPLICABLY GAINED FROM THAT ONE DUDES FAILURE.(4) YOU CONVINCE THEM TO NOT GO, INSTEAD THEY DUMP COUNTLESS BARRELS OF TOXIC WASTE INTO APERTURE!
GO BACK TO BEFORE IMMIGRANTS LEFT AND CONVINCE THEM NOT TO LEAVE, TO INSTEAD DO THE WASTE DUMPING THING.
... What the hell are we doing now?(5) YOU BECOME A RED DRAGON, AND ARE THUS IMMUNE TO FIRE NOW.
I... I don't know. I... Turn into... A red dragon?
TURN MANA POOL INTO HOT TUB AND CHILLAX WITH ZOMAR.(2) SHE'S TOO BUSY DRAWING OUT YOUR LIFE FORCE TO USE MAGIC.
CONSORT GM(3) I AM AROUSED. AND A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.
BOSS TURN:
(2+3) The Lichette draws energy from her mana pool, the Golem, and the orbs she possesses to forge a shield around Her, Dirg, and the Golem.
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Post by: Corai on September 29, 2012, 03:50:23 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 03:52:14 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 03:59:10 pm
IT SHRINK TO INFINTE SMALLNESS, CRUSHING ALL WITHIN
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 04:08:13 pm
HAVE THEM HASSLE LICHETTE AND DIRG USING STUPID COMMENTS, INSULTS, AND OBSCENE SPRAYPAINT.
WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED/BUSY VAPORIZING THEM, ATTEMPT TO SHATTER SHIELD WITH MASSIVE SILVER HAMMER.
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 04:24:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 04:32:17 pm
((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!FOLLOWERS, STOP THIS.
Post by: Corai on September 29, 2012, 04:34:14 pm
((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!FOLLOWERS, STOP THIS.
SIR, WE ONLY HAVE NERDS AND JOCKS. WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 04:35:44 pm
((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!...If this succeeds, I will follow you and I will create evil. I will become anathema to existence. And I WILL. KILL. HER.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 29, 2012, 04:46:37 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 04:49:37 pm
RAISE SUPPORT FOR REBELLION AGAINST TYRANNY OF SANITY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnhX5KTpOuA)Clearly a follower.
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 04:50:14 pm
GO BACK IN TIME
KILL DIRG
THEREBY DELETING ALL HIS ACTIONS
AND MAKING THE LITCH A DUDE AGAIN
SRSLY HANGING AROUND WITH A NECROPHILIAC IS NOT COOL
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 04:51:57 pm
Buold a time Machine, so that we may follow in pursuit.((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!FOLLOWERS, STOP THIS.
SIR, WE ONLY HAVE NERDS AND JOCKS. WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?
Duh.
IF TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLEThis man is also mine.
GO BACK IN TIME
KILL DIRG
THEREBY DELETING ALL HIS ACTIONS
AND MAKING THE LITCH A DUDE AGAIN
SRSLY HANGING AROUND WITH A NECROPHILIAC IS NOT COOL
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 04:53:18 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 04:54:02 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 04:56:40 pm
((Why doesn't anyone wanna see me happy? *Goes in corner and cries.*))Mainly because we've all become obsessed with seeing the LICHETTE dead. You're an obstacle, do we will remove you. No offense, it's just psychopathy.
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 04:56:41 pm
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
Post by: Corai on September 29, 2012, 04:57:54 pm
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
YOU CHASING LICHETTE AND DIRG'S CHILDREN: OH GOD WHY
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 04:59:22 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 04:59:43 pm
PRE
as in "the game before the final boss"
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:00:10 pm
Can't help who you fall in love with man. The greater powers that be arranged it!BUT THAT'S US!!!
Post by: Wrex on September 29, 2012, 05:01:51 pm
Can't help who you fall in love with man. The greater powers that be arranged it!BUT THAT'S US!!!
Well, this is awkward. Can we get the other Great Old Ones to interfere?
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:03:08 pm
you can be in love with the boss,
you can make sappy romace actions
but for the love of god,
if you make litch babies
you WILL die.
the action i am doing is a preemptive strike.
get it?
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:03:50 pm
That's us too. We technically have INFINTE POWERRRRR, so we're dealing with a traitor among our own.Can't help who you fall in love with man. The greater powers that be arranged it!BUT THAT'S US!!!
Well, this is awkward. Can we get the other Great Old Ones to interfere?
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 29, 2012, 05:04:25 pm
>SPAM MIND CONTROL
"I AM YURI... OBEY ME"
(http://cnc.neoseeker.com/w/i/cnc/b/b7/Yuri.jpg)
EDIT: while you were writing 18 new replies where posted
Post by: Corai on September 29, 2012, 05:04:44 pm
@corai
PRE
as in "the game before the final boss"
Herp derp I can't read.
Snip
I approve of this.
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:06:46 pm
KILL DIRG WHEN HE WAS BORN
COME BACK TO PRESENT
INVITE EVERYONE TO TARDIS PARTY! (except dirg or any of his spirit forms)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 05:12:21 pm
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYSpinal's character in The Art of Minimalism will become the lich, does that count?
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 05:15:35 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:17:35 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:17:46 pm
that cant happen
litches are dead
meaning sterile
meaning no baibes
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 05:19:55 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:21:45 pm
choose, the universe, or love
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:22:12 pm
And that's why there is magic.You're speaking to its god. Not to be a douche, but we will stop you.
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 05:23:45 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:24:09 pm
SICK THE WEEPING ANGELS ON DIRG.
HAND OUT EYE TAPE TO EVERY ONE ELSE
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 05:32:46 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:40:10 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:43:52 pm
its like years older then your character
thowsends
dude.
just stop.
Post by: Dirg on September 29, 2012, 05:46:53 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 05:52:42 pm
ing
hell
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 05:55:42 pm
fuckYou kinky bastard, bukitodinos. :P
ing
hell
Post by: bukitodinos on September 29, 2012, 06:00:50 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 06:25:15 pm
Love, I choose love. And with the orb of law, we shall rewrite the universe, the orb of heart, blood, and chaos shall give our offsprings shape, and oh god stop making me write this!I'm the freaking god of Sound, Flame, and Frost, So I hope you enjoy your stay in a universe without a star or sounds.
dude, you had to have the dirty mind to get the joke >:DDidn't get the joke until I read this.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 29, 2012, 06:57:22 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 29, 2012, 06:59:39 pm
When did you get frost?When I sent my only son to earth, duh.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 29, 2012, 07:06:28 pm
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYNOT AN UPDATE LOL
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
The Lich actually came from the very first minimalist RTD PRINCESS KIDNAPPED. My character was zombified, then became a lich, and absorbed all zombies as well as his forms from alternate universes. Then, he was banned into the void between universes, and the lich from this is that lich, moving into another universe, in an attempt to begin again. Then, this happened.
Another alternate universe form, of course.BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYSpinal's character in The Art of Minimalism will become the lich, does that count?
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
Post by: Parsely on September 29, 2012, 07:07:16 pm
>RESPAWN AS YURIPredictable.
>SPAM MIND CONTROL
"I AM YURI... OBEY ME"
(http://cnc.neoseeker.com/w/i/cnc/b/b7/Yuri.jpg)
EDIT: while you were writing 18 new replies where posted
Post by: Corai on September 29, 2012, 07:07:44 pm
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYNOT AN UPDATE LOL
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
The Lich actually came from the very first minimalist RTD PRINCESS KIDNAPPED. My character was zombified, then became a lich, and absorbed all zombies as well as his forms from alternate universes. Then, he was banned into the void between universes, and the lich from this is that lich, moving into another universe.
Spinal is the lich.
Lich is lichette.
Spinal and Dirg are in love.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 29, 2012, 07:09:38 pm
Do you think the lich is the GM in this situation? Wouldn't he have made his power make sense back when he was magic incarnate, and just killed you all then? Oh, and holy balls this shit gets posted on fast. Prequel if there's enough demand.BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYNOT AN UPDATE LOL
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
The Lich actually came from the very first minimalist RTD PRINCESS KIDNAPPED. My character was zombified, then became a lich, and absorbed all zombies as well as his forms from alternate universes. Then, he was banned into the void between universes, and the lich from this is that lich, moving into another universe.
Spinal is the lich.
Lich is lichette.
Spinal and Dirg are in love.
Post by: Xantalos on September 29, 2012, 07:11:18 pm
I think I've killed you twice now, so we've established that the GM is not the lichette. Otherwise she'd be double dead.Do you think the lich is the GM in this situation? Wouldn't he have made his power make sense back when he was magic incarnate, and just killed you all then? Oh, and holy balls this shit updates fast. Prequel if there's enough demand.BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HUMP OUR ENEMYNOT AN UPDATE LOL
THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS
REMEMBER?? ITS WHAT THE THREAD IS NAMED AFTER.
(Spinal Taper should really make a prequell after this.)
The Lich actually came from the very first minimalist RTD PRINCESS KIDNAPPED. My character was zombified, then became a lich, and absorbed all zombies as well as his forms from alternate universes. Then, he was banned into the void between universes, and the lich from this is that lich, moving into another universe.
Spinal is the lich.
Lich is lichette.
Spinal and Dirg are in love.
Post by: BFEL on September 30, 2012, 12:15:27 am
but anyway...
GET BRILLIANT IDEA
PROPOSE THAT THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN ROMANCE AND PSYCHOTICNESS BE CAKE BAKING CONTEST.
IN APERTURE SCIENCE.
WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
(if romance wins, it can be the wedding cake, if the other ppl win, it can be Dirgs funeral celebration cake or something)
Post by: Hanslanda on September 30, 2012, 12:18:12 am
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 12:20:30 am
Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.HELL NO YOUR NOT.
Or, you know the GM might be the Lichette and also a cheating bastard :PIf dirg doesn't teleport to the start of time, sure. If not, it'd be pretty one-sided.Actually it'd be zero-sided, since everyone important will have followed him.The Sheer impossiblity of a zero-sided baking contest will make your brain explode.
but anyway...
GET BRILLIANT IDEA
PROPOSE THAT THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN ROMANCE AND PSYCHOTICNESS BE CAKE BAKING CONTEST.
IN APERTURE SCIENCE.
WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
(if romance wins, it can be the wedding cake, if the other ppl win, it can be Dirgs funeral celebration cake or something)
Post by: Hanslanda on September 30, 2012, 12:25:08 am
Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.HELL NO YOUR NOT.
o.o
-.-
Oh you're going down now. I've been King Arthur twice. No one tells me what to do.
Very well then. I unleash the ultimate weapon.
I. Cast. FLARE!
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 12:30:51 am
I'm the god of Fire. I also have the orb of both Fire and Frost. I can do that. I'm also leader of a faction of Maniacal superbeings capable of literally ripping time and space apart in order to satisfy their lust for war. And Purpose. And Goodness, Ironically.Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.HELL NO YOUR NOT.
o.o
-.-
Oh you're going down now. I've been King Arthur twice. No one tells me what to do.
Bathe Misko in the glorious agony of Red Dragon firebreath.
Post by: Xantalos on September 30, 2012, 12:33:52 am
I'll deal with Hans after I kill the happy couple.I'm the god of Fire. I also have the orb of both Fire and Frost. I can do that. I'm also leader of a faction of Maniacal superbeings capable of literally ripping time and space apart in order to satisfy their lust for war. And Purpose. And Goodness, Ironically.Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.HELL NO YOUR NOT.
o.o
-.-
Oh you're going down now. I've been King Arthur twice. No one tells me what to do.
Bathe Misko in the glorious agony of Red Dragon firebreath.
Post by: miauw62 on September 30, 2012, 03:52:24 am
Post by: Vorthon on September 30, 2012, 08:10:34 am
Post by: bukitodinos on September 30, 2012, 08:28:43 am
BUT FIRST ASK THEM TO UNLEASH THERE CLAWS
Post by: zomara0292 on September 30, 2012, 08:57:46 am
Post by: miauw62 on September 30, 2012, 09:09:16 am
(http://Become a mana leech and attach myself to everything that has manaAsk the lechette to aid me with promise of more mana for her and her lover)Cmon man, dont do that, i'm drinking the mana :(
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 11:02:24 am
And I'm the god of Love and Life, who's married to a Death Incarnate, who also USED to possess the orb of Dragon, as well as several others. I definitely overpower you. And I choose Love. And so does my wife.Love, I choose love. And with the orb of law, we shall rewrite the universe, the orb of heart, blood, and chaos shall give our offsprings shape, and oh god stop making me write this!I'm the freaking god of Sound, Flame, and Frost, So I hope you enjoy your stay in a universe without a star or sounds.
Post by: miauw62 on September 30, 2012, 11:08:40 am
The other half is the lichette.
Btw, spinal, could you change my entry to "Point of super-density"?
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 11:26:35 am
I have Xantalos. I win.And I'm the god of Love and Life, who's married to a Death Incarnate, who also USED to possess the orb of Dragon, as well as several others. I definitely overpower you. And I choose Love. And so does my wife.Love, I choose love. And with the orb of law, we shall rewrite the universe, the orb of heart, blood, and chaos shall give our offsprings shape, and oh god stop making me write this!I'm the freaking god of Sound, Flame, and Frost, So I hope you enjoy your stay in a universe without a star or sounds.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 11:38:34 am
I have Xantalos. I win.And I'm the god of Love and Life, who's married to a Death Incarnate, who also USED to possess the orb of Dragon, as well as several others. I definitely overpower you. And I choose Love. And so does my wife.Love, I choose love. And with the orb of law, we shall rewrite the universe, the orb of heart, blood, and chaos shall give our offsprings shape, and oh god stop making me write this!I'm the freaking god of Sound, Flame, and Frost, So I hope you enjoy your stay in a universe without a star or sounds.
I don't care about Xantalos no offense, Xantalos! MY FAMILY IS MR. T, RAMBO, AND AN ALLIGATOR THAT LOOKS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS.
Post by: Furtuka on September 30, 2012, 11:52:44 am
Improvise time machine from Furtaka and GLaDos!
ò_Ö
Post by: Xantalos on September 30, 2012, 11:56:12 am
None taken. But I will see the lichette dead, no matter the cost.I have Xantalos. I win.And I'm the god of Love and Life, who's married to a Death Incarnate, who also USED to possess the orb of Dragon, as well as several others. I definitely overpower you. And I choose Love. And so does my wife.Love, I choose love. And with the orb of law, we shall rewrite the universe, the orb of heart, blood, and chaos shall give our offsprings shape, and oh god stop making me write this!I'm the freaking god of Sound, Flame, and Frost, So I hope you enjoy your stay in a universe without a star or sounds.
I don't care about Xantalos no offense, Xantalos! MY FAMILY IS MR. T, RAMBO, AND AN ALLIGATOR THAT LOOKS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 30, 2012, 01:14:32 pm
RALLY STUDENTS INTO ARMY. CONQUER OTHER SCHOOLS IN MISKO'S NAME.(6) YOU RALLY YOUR STUDENTS INTO AN ARMY WORTHY OF THE GREAT ALEXANDER, AND LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE! THEN YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS.
Improvise time machine from Furtaka and GLaDos!(2) YOU SMASH THE TWO TOGETHER, BREAKING GLADOS AND MAKING HER INTO A POTATO.
FUSE WITH SHEILD, THEN MAKE(6v5+3) WITH AN EVIL GIGGLE, YOU POSSESS THE SHIELD AND PREPARE TO CRUSH THE LICHETTE AND HER PALS.
IT SHRINK TO INFINTE SMALLNESS, CRUSHING ALL WITHIN
Suddenly the Lichette stops conscentrating to look at the shield, and the massive cloud of ash on it.
"Oh, no you don't!"
She flips her hair out of her eyes, then fires MOTHERFUCKING LAZORS AT YOU. You are vaporized, and sent to hell. Isn't this like the third time?
ENLIST JOCKS INTO ARMY(3) THEY JOIN, THEN BULLY YOU. (4v5+3) THEY WALK UP TO HER AND START TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT ARE THEN SCARED BY THE ENERGY POURING FROM HER FACE. THEN VAPORIZED.(2v5+3) THEN, YOU SNEAK UP AND HIT IT WITH A HAMMER, CONDUCTING THE ENERGY FROM IT TO YOU. Lichette spins back around at you, her eyes blazing with fury, literally. She walks up to the shield, and places one hand on it. Energy flows from her hand, coursing through the shield, into your hammer and into you, vaporizing you.
HAVE THEM HASSLE LICHETTE AND DIRG USING STUPID COMMENTS, INSULTS, AND OBSCENE SPRAYPAINT.
WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED/BUSY VAPORIZING THEM, ATTEMPT TO SHATTER SHIELD WITH MASSIVE SILVER HAMMER.
((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!(2+3) Lichette gives Dirg a small smile, then sits down atop the golem to focus upon her magic.
((GET YO ASS IN GEAR DIRG. SHITTY BOYFRIEND YOU ARE, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT WORTH SHIT.))
RAISE SUPPORT FOR REBELLION AGAINST TYRANNY OF SANITY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnhX5KTpOuA)(5) YOU CREATE A REBELLION AGAINST SANITY, AND TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, CAUSING THIS GAME.
IF TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLE(5v4+3)The lichette effortlessly redirects your time travel attempt to lead you into the beginning of time. She'll deal with you next turn.
GO BACK IN TIME
KILL DIRG
THEREBY DELETING ALL HIS ACTIONS
AND MAKING THE LITCH A DUDE AGAIN
SRSLY HANGING AROUND WITH A NECROPHILIAC IS NOT COOL
>RESPAWN AS YURI(2) YOU PLAY COMMAND AND CONQUER.
>SPAM MIND CONTROL
"I AM YURI... OBEY ME"
(http://cnc.neoseeker.com/w/i/cnc/b/b7/Yuri.jpg)
EDIT: while you were writing 18 new replies where posted
Or, you know the GM might be the Lichette and also a cheating bastard :P(2) WHEATLY LOVES IT. NOONE ELSE DOES.
but anyway...
GET BRILLIANT IDEA
PROPOSE THAT THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN ROMANCE AND PSYCHOTICNESS BE CAKE BAKING CONTEST.
IN APERTURE SCIENCE.
WE ARE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
(if romance wins, it can be the wedding cake, if the other ppl win, it can be Dirgs funeral celebration cake or something)
(2) YOU CAST FLARE. YOU'RE A DRAGON DUMBASS. THEY AREN'T KNOWN FOR BEING SPELLCASTERS.Uh, I'm going to fly away now. I don't even know what to do. Good luck.HELL NO YOUR NOT.
o.o
-.-
Oh you're going down now. I've been King Arthur twice. No one tells me what to do.Bathe Misko in the glorious agony of Red Dragon firebreath.
Very well then. I unleash the ultimate weapon.
I. Cast. FLARE!
DRINK MANA POOL TO DESTROY SHIELD(2) YOU DRINK FROM THE MANA POOL, BUT IT'S TOO BUSY BURNING AWAY YOUR BODY
ENTER BATTLEFIELD AS HIVEMINDED SWARM OF KITTENS.(6) YOU ENTER THE BATTLEFIELD AS A HIVEMINDED SWARM OF KITTENS, AND ARE PROMPTLY DISTRACTED BY THE ORB OF STRING.
BOSS TURN:
(5+3) The Lichette, Dirg and the Golem suddenly glow with a bright pink light, before vanishing from Aperture. Dirg awakens to the Lichette poking him in the side, waiting for him to awaken and see the splendor of the pre-universe. He glances around, and notices that he sits atop the Golems shoulder, while Lichette stands to his right. She pulls him up, smiling innocently.
"Dirg, look! It's so beautiful!"
Gesturing wildly, she points out the view before them. A void, mostly white, but with occasional splashes of colour. It seems to stretch on for infinity, a canvas to be painted. Suddenly, she leaps from the Golems shoulder, pulling Dirg with her. She utters a quick charm, and the two of them float mid-void, able to fly wherever they desire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFHabRB6vuM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFHabRB6vuM) BECAUSE THIS IS MUSIC THAT I LISTENED TO WHEN WRITING THE LICHETTES TURN.
BOSS STATUS
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Post by: Hanslanda on September 30, 2012, 01:17:52 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 30, 2012, 01:21:12 pm
There aren't even heroes anymore. We've started a civil war.Were there ever heroes? Did I ever say the Lich did anything evil before this game? I just said he was on a tower, and you want to kill him.
Post by: Vorthon on September 30, 2012, 01:25:39 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on September 30, 2012, 01:34:51 pm
Post by: Furtuka on September 30, 2012, 01:41:58 pm
Post by: Dirg on September 30, 2012, 01:43:55 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on September 30, 2012, 02:08:49 pm
http://Become a mana leech and attach myself to everything that has mana
Ask the lechette to aid me with promise of more mana for her and her lover
Why am I always skiped?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 30, 2012, 02:10:09 pm
Because you had it in an image tag.\http://Become a mana leech and attach myself to everything that has mana
Ask the lechette to aid me with promise of more mana for her and her lover
Why am I always skiped?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 02:34:54 pm
>Try to convert people to the Reformed Miskopalian Church, which preaches a message of peace, love, ice cream, and killing undead stuff.
>Offer to marry lich and Dirg
Post by: bukitodinos on September 30, 2012, 02:50:07 pm
BY....
SUMMONING A FLOOD OF WaTER
Post by: raptorfangamer on September 30, 2012, 02:53:39 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 30, 2012, 02:53:50 pm
A CHEESECAKE.
USE THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM AS INGREDIENTS.
SPRINKLE TOXIC WASTE.
SEND TO BEGINNING OF TIME AS WEDDING PRESENT.
ALSO DONT TELL THEM ABOUT THE TOXIC WASTE PART IN THE NOTE
Post by: TCM on September 30, 2012, 02:53:55 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 03:49:51 pm
>RIP MASSIVE HOLE IN TIME WITH MY ORBS AND ANY ORBS IN REACH, TO TRANSPORT EVERYONE HERE TO BEGINING OF TIME
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 03:59:08 pm
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
Post by: Corai on September 30, 2012, 04:08:29 pm
Swag.
Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
+1 internets if you get the reference.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 04:09:50 pm
Swag.
Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
+1 internets if you get the reference.
Ah, thank you for teh +1 Internets, good sir. I 'loved' them. I say 'loved' because I'm not quite sure.
Post by: BFEL on September 30, 2012, 04:18:31 pm
Ok die for good, not just the rotting corpse look she has going on right now
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 04:50:33 pm
PUNCH GREATWYRMGOLD IN FACE.Why?
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
You are being not-nice. Don't make me break the statutes of the religion I just founded on you!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 05:19:51 pm
PUNCH GREATWYRMGOLD IN FACE.Why?
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
You are being not-nice. Don't make me break the statutes of the religion I just founded on you!
Because, I give up trying to defeat this thing. At the penultimate moment, I'll switch back and deliver the final blow, and everyone will treat me like a hero, while you will be ridiculed for trying to invent Time Travel.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 06:07:53 pm
I DID travel through time. Your argument is ludicrous.PUNCH GREATWYRMGOLD IN FACE.Why?
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
You are being not-nice. Don't make me break the statutes of the religion I just founded on you!
Because, I give up trying to defeat this thing. At the penultimate moment, I'll switch back and deliver the final blow, and everyone will treat me like a hero, while you will be ridiculed for trying to invent Time Travel.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 06:12:30 pm
I DID travel through time. Your argument is ludicrous.PUNCH GREATWYRMGOLD IN FACE.Why?
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
You are being not-nice. Don't make me break the statutes of the religion I just founded on you!
Because, I give up trying to defeat this thing. At the penultimate moment, I'll switch back and deliver the final blow, and everyone will treat me like a hero, while you will be ridiculed for trying to invent Time Travel.
My argument may be ludicrus, but my plan is Fool-proof! AhHA!
Post by: Vorthon on September 30, 2012, 06:15:12 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 06:28:44 pm
Replace -proof with ish, and that statement is accurate.Agreed.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 30, 2012, 06:35:15 pm
Replace -proof with ish, and that statement is accurate.
NO. IT VILL WORK! TRUST ME, I AM DOKTOR.
Post by: Xantalos on September 30, 2012, 07:48:30 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on September 30, 2012, 09:32:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 09:36:11 pm
Form seperatist group from the Romantics, bringing the number of factions to three.Why?
ALSO, JOIN THE PALADINS! WE HAVE PIE. WE GET TO WIN. SIMPLY DECLARE IT IN YOUR POST< AND YOU WILL RECIEVE THIS GENUINE DINOSAUR EGG. AND GOLD ARMOR.
EDZIT: 100th Page!
Post by: Corai on September 30, 2012, 09:38:26 pm
Post by: misko27 on September 30, 2012, 09:42:00 pm
GOLD ARMOR? SCREW IT. I LIKE MY SUIT.AND ADAMANTINE SUITS. THATS RIGHT, SUITS MADE OF ADAMANTINE THREAD. CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE THAT!?!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 30, 2012, 09:58:04 pm
Form seperatist group from the Romantics, bringing the number of factions to three.Four, there's the Reformed Miskopalian Church. Lead by yours truly.
Please join. We have an actual choir and a pope who can give people luck stones and a philosophy that doesn't require you to beat up people we don't agree with while still letting you kill in self-defense! How many religions can claim even half of that?
Post by: Hanslanda on September 30, 2012, 11:16:57 pm
As the first seperatist, I would like to say, "We're better because we have pluck and courage and determination and no shoes."
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 01:48:08 am
Okay. Well, plus whoever the 'villains' were. Corai and suchlike.Why can't you do that AND kill the lich?
As the first seperatist, I would like to say, "We're better because we have pluck and courage and determination and no shoes."
I'm thinking of This song right about now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA&feature=related)
Post by: BFEL on October 01, 2012, 07:59:39 am
I really shoulda seen this coming :P
Post by: miauw62 on October 01, 2012, 11:16:36 am
inb4 "boo, defector!"
This game has become really intresting. We are really beyond the point of going back to fighting the final boss.
On a side note, its great to be one of the only people that actually managed to come along the lichette. All the rest is stuck in aperture science fighting a civil war.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 11:38:34 am
Okay. Well, plus whoever the 'villains' were. Corai and suchlike.Why can't you do that AND kill the lich?
As the first seperatist, I would like to say, "We're better because we have pluck and courage and determination and no shoes."
I'm thinking of This song right about now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA&feature=related)
Oh, I can. But I decided to live and let live. The Lich has been a worthy foe, and though I still wish him/her/it dead, I've decided that perhaps it is a fight saved for a better time. Like after I learn how to cast flare with dragonhands.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 01:46:26 pm
ESCAPE FROM LICHETTE, ASK HER AND DIRG TO BE THEIR PET.There are a number of people attempting to rectify the situation.
inb4 "boo, defector!"
This game has become really intresting. We are really beyond the point of going back to fighting the final boss.
On a side note, its great to be one of the only people that actually managed to come along the lichette. All the rest is stuck in aperture science fighting a civil war.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 06:00:38 pm
Wait, I thought the Lichette was at Aperture, too.ESCAPE FROM LICHETTE, ASK HER AND DIRG TO BE THEIR PET.There are a number of people attempting to rectify the situation.
inb4 "boo, defector!"
This game has become really intresting. We are really beyond the point of going back to fighting the final boss.
On a side note, its great to be one of the only people that actually managed to come along the lichette. All the rest is stuck in aperture science fighting a civil war.
Determine where boss is, it's confusing.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 06:04:48 pm
Here is the offending passage. Also, I didn't mean I don't know where they are, I mean people are attempting to solve that problem. My solution is to rip a massive hole in space-time, other people are inventing time travel.((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!(2+3) Lichette gives Dirg a small smile, then sits down atop the golem to focus upon her magic.
((GET YO ASS IN GEAR DIRG. SHITTY BOYFRIEND YOU ARE, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT WORTH SHIT.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 06:08:39 pm
I don't know where the boss is. Where is he?Here is the offending passage. Also, I didn't mean I don't know where they are, I mean people are attempting to solve that problem. My solution is to rip a massive hole in space-time, other people are inventing time travel.((I apologise for what you are about to read.))"To the beginning of time itself! Let our love spark the very creation of life, and your beauty so magnificent that light itself will form to gaze upon you." TO THE BEGINNING OF TIME!(2+3) Lichette gives Dirg a small smile, then sits down atop the golem to focus upon her magic.
((GET YO ASS IN GEAR DIRG. SHITTY BOYFRIEND YOU ARE, YOU DIDN'T DO SHIT WORTH SHIT.))
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 06:19:42 pm
The beggining of time. Or, alternatively, if you no longer what to kill the lich, the boss Is yourself. Kill yourself, greatwyrm, do it to save our sins.
BOSS TURN:
(5+3) The Lichette, Dirg and the Golem suddenly glow with a bright pink light, before vanishing from Aperture. Dirg awakens to the Lichette poking him in the side, waiting for him to awaken and see the splendor of the pre-universe. He glances around, and notices that he sits atop the Golems shoulder, while Lichette stands to his right. She pulls him up, smiling innocently.
"Dirg, look! It's so beautiful!"
Gesturing wildly, she points out the view before them. A void, mostly white, but with occasional splashes of colour. It seems to stretch on for infinity, a canvas to be painted. Suddenly, she leaps from the Golems shoulder, pulling Dirg with her. She utters a quick charm, and the two of them float mid-void, able to fly wherever they desire.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 06:26:43 pm
Dangit! That'll make my plans harder!The beggining of time. Or, alternatively, if you no longer what to kill the lich, the boss Is yourself. Kill yourself, greatwyrm, do it to save our sins.
BOSS TURN:
(5+3) The Lichette, Dirg and the Golem suddenly glow with a bright pink light, before vanishing from Aperture. Dirg awakens to the Lichette poking him in the side, waiting for him to awaken and see the splendor of the pre-universe. He glances around, and notices that he sits atop the Golems shoulder, while Lichette stands to his right. She pulls him up, smiling innocently.
"Dirg, look! It's so beautiful!"
Gesturing wildly, she points out the view before them. A void, mostly white, but with occasional splashes of colour. It seems to stretch on for infinity, a canvas to be painted. Suddenly, she leaps from the Golems shoulder, pulling Dirg with her. She utters a quick charm, and the two of them float mid-void, able to fly wherever they desire.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 06:29:09 pm
If you're willing for bit of compromise, You could attempt to help out my current action, which will involve transporting all of Aperture science to the Dawn of Time.Dangit! That'll make my plans harder!The beggining of time. Or, alternatively, if you no longer what to kill the lich, the boss Is yourself. Kill yourself, greatwyrm, do it to save our sins.
BOSS TURN:
(5+3) The Lichette, Dirg and the Golem suddenly glow with a bright pink light, before vanishing from Aperture. Dirg awakens to the Lichette poking him in the side, waiting for him to awaken and see the splendor of the pre-universe. He glances around, and notices that he sits atop the Golems shoulder, while Lichette stands to his right. She pulls him up, smiling innocently.
"Dirg, look! It's so beautiful!"
Gesturing wildly, she points out the view before them. A void, mostly white, but with occasional splashes of colour. It seems to stretch on for infinity, a canvas to be painted. Suddenly, she leaps from the Golems shoulder, pulling Dirg with her. She utters a quick charm, and the two of them float mid-void, able to fly wherever they desire.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 01, 2012, 08:19:12 pm
KITTEN SWARM SHALL ATTEMPT TO BREAK THE INFLUENCE THE ORB OF STRING HAS OVER THEM, BEFORE USING IT TO BEND REALITY TO FOLLOW THE LICHETTE INTO THE VOID. STRING THEORY AND ALL THAT.(3) DIVISION IN THE SWARM! HALF ARE STILL CONSUMED BY THE ORB OF STRING!
KEEP TRAVELLING AND SMEAR GOATS AND GOAT ACCESSORIES ALL OVER THE CANVAS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9zwNGMyZ24)(5) TRAVELING PACK AND WANDERER GIMMICK ACHIEVED, YOU CONTINUE TRAVELING, AND SMEAR GOATS AND THEIR ACCESSORIES ALL OVER THE YEARS BEFORE THE LICH. EVENTUALLY, YOU TREK ALL THE WAY TO THE POINT AFTER TIME WAS CREATED.
SULLY ALL OF EXISTENCE?
Y/N
I slap GWG for dragging me into this and hitting me with a homocidal AI, and try to figure out what the heck I'm suppose to be doing since I'm here now.(2) YOU SLAP GWG ON THE TOOTH. IT HURTS. A LOT. YOU ALSO GET A GM NOTE.
Dirg and the final boss have fallen in pure innocent love. The players, being them, cannot allow this. Some of them, however, have sided with Dirg and Ho. Pick a side, broski.
Huh...I really thought that would of ended it and now have no idea of what to do. PLACE LOCKS IN TIME STREAM TO TRAP BUKITODINOS AND PREVENT ANYONE ELSE FROM TRAVELING BACK IN TIME. BEGIN SEARCH FOR PERFECT PLACE TO BEGIN BUILDING OUR NEW WORLD.((It's not over until the Lich(ette) is either destroyed or safe.))
(6) YOU FIND A PLACE, WHICH IS THE ABSOLUTE EPITOME OF PURITY AND PERFECTION. YOU POINT IT OUT TO LICHETTE.
"It's too pure, Dirg. We can't corrupt such a place..."
>Return to present with GLaDos, past lich, and anyone else I can grab.(4) YOU AND A GOOD SIZED GROUP OF PEOPLE RETURN TO THE PRESENT, I GUESS. (1) THEY THEN REVOLT AGAINST YOUR RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALIST RULE.
>Try to convert people to the Reformed Miskopalian Church, which preaches a message of peace, love, ice cream, and killing undead stuff.
>Offer to marry lich and Dirgif they convert.
STOP THE BIG BANG TO END THIS TOMFOOLERY(2) YOU RUN INTO THE BIG BANG, SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THIS WILL RAISE TAXES AND HOW THEY'RE NAUGHT BUT HOOLIGANS. THIS ENDS AS YOU'D THINK.
BY....
SUMMONING A FLOOD OF WaTER
KEEP PLAYING COMMAND & CONQUER(5) YOU ARE VERY GOOD,
BAKE A CAKE ANYWAY.(3v4+3) YOU FIND THE CAKE IN FRONT OF YOU, WITH A NOTE ATTACHED TO IT.
A CHEESECAKE.
USE THE PINEAPPLE GOLEM AS INGREDIENTS.
SPRINKLE TOXIC WASTE.
SEND TO BEGINNING OF TIME AS WEDDING PRESENT.
ALSO DONT TELL THEM ABOUT THE TOXIC WASTE PART IN THE NOTE
"
I told noone to ever eat it, ever. I'm allergic to pineapple, and Dirg doesn't like sugar, so we saved it for you!
Lichette"
Swag.(1) YOU DANCE LIKE A WHITE GUY.
>TRANSFORM INTO AVATAR OF MADNESS.(3) YOU ARE AN AVATAR OF THE GOP. (6) YOU RIP A HOLE IN TIME, USING ALL YOUR POWER AND ALL THE ORBS YOU CAN HARNESS, LEADING TO APPROXIMATELY ONE MOMENT AGO. WHILE YOU TRAVEL THROUGH THE MIGHTY BREACH, YOU LOSE HOLD OF YOUR ORBS, SENDING THEM COURSING BACK TO THE ORIGIN OF TIME AND THE LICHETTE.
>RIP MASSIVE HOLE IN TIME WITH MY ORBS AND ANY ORBS IN REACH, TO TRANSPORT EVERYONE HERE TO BEGINING OF TIME
((You're really lucky the orbs are nothing but a macguffin.))
PUNCH GREATWYRMGOLD IN FACE.(1) YOU PUNCH FACE IN WITH
WITH KNIFE.
KUKRI TO BE EXACT.
THIS IS WHAT I LISTEN TO WHEN WRITING ON BAY12. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTleYgxvjA)
GREATWYRM KNIFE
EXACT TO KUKRI BE
CRUSH HELL WITHIN MY GULLET, GIVING ME THE POWER TO BRING THE END OF TIME BACK TO THE BEGINNING, DESTROYING EVERYTHING THERE.(3) YOU EAT HELL, AND TRY TO COMPACT TIME, BUT IT'S CYCLICAL AND INFINITE ANYWAY, SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED THERE.
Form seperatist group from the Romantics, bringing the number of factions to three.(2) NO. THIS IS ALREADY TOO GODDAMN COMPLEX
ESCAPE FROM LICHETTE, ASK HER AND DIRG TO BE THEIR PET.(2) SHE HANDS THE RESPONSIBILITY OFF TO DIRG, SHE'S BUSY TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
inb4 "boo, defector!"
This game has become really intresting. We are really beyond the point of going back to fighting the final boss.
On a side note, its great to be one of the only people that actually managed to come along the lichette. All the rest is stuck in aperture science fighting a civil war.
(1) LOL I DON'T KNOW EITHER.Wait, I thought the Lichette was at Aperture, too.ESCAPE FROM LICHETTE, ASK HER AND DIRG TO BE THEIR PET.There are a number of people attempting to rectify the situation.
inb4 "boo, defector!"
This game has become really intresting. We are really beyond the point of going back to fighting the final boss.
On a side note, its great to be one of the only people that actually managed to come along the lichette. All the rest is stuck in aperture science fighting a civil war.
Determine where boss is, it's confusing.
BOSS TURN
(2+3)
She creates a time barrier, which should hypothetically halt one assault on the pre-existance period.
BOSS STATUS
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DICK
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ARENA STATUS
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Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 08:21:49 pm
"LICHETTE, KILL DIRG THEN YOURSELF. YOU TWO CAN ENJOY ONE ANOTHER IN HEAVEN... HELL... VOID... WHATEVER, AND WE ALL WIN."
-Edit-
DO THIS WHILE WEARING POLICE BODY ARMOR.
Post by: BFEL on October 01, 2012, 08:25:34 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 08:28:27 pm
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 08:29:36 pm
Tell Lichette that Corai has already tried to betray her once.
I THOUGHT WE WERE ALLIES. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 08:31:07 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 01, 2012, 08:31:17 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 01, 2012, 08:32:47 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 08:34:43 pm
THE GOP? I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
UNIFY ALL EVIL UNDER OUR BANNER.
Abolish the concept of time, and we win.+1 THIS ACTION. NOW.
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 08:35:51 pm
Okay, allies, shit is getting serious. We NEED to get to the beggining of time, You can do as you wish there, but Just support this one action, m'kay?
THE GOP? I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
USE MASSIVE MILITARY BUDGET TO FUND TIME BOMBS THAT BANISHES EVERYONE IN MASSIVE RADIUS TO BEGGINING OF TIME.
DETONATE 30 OF THEM.
... NOT SURE WHAT THIS WILL ACCOMPLISH. WE HAVE MAGIC YOU KNOW.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 08:37:45 pm
I DON't CARE. FINE, EDITING POST.Okay, allies, shit is getting serious. We NEED to get to the beggining of time, You can do as you wish there, but Just support this one action, m'kay?
THE GOP? I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
USE MASSIVE MILITARY BUDGET TO FUND TIME BOMBS THAT BANISHES EVERYONE IN MASSIVE RADIUS TO BEGGINING OF TIME.
DETONATE 30 OF THEM.
... NOT SURE WHAT THIS WILL ACCOMPLISH. WE HAVE MAGIC YOU KNOW.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 08:46:43 pm
Post by: Furtuka on October 01, 2012, 08:47:53 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 01, 2012, 08:52:37 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 09:12:34 pm
SUBTLETY HINT THAT HOLY WARS WILL BE RETALIATED AGAINST WITH DRAGONFIRE, BUT CONVERTS WILL GET GOLD DRAGON LUCK STONES
CREATE LUCK STONES
WHILE I'M CONVERTING, CONVERT BOSS AND DIRG
ASK PERMISSION TO BORROW GM'S IDEA.
Post by: Dirg on October 01, 2012, 09:35:27 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 09:42:38 pm
PLACE FILLED FOOD AND WATER BOWL OUT FOR MIAUW62. CALL MORGAN FREEMAN GOD UP AND ASK FOR FAVOR OF STOPPING OTHER HEROES FROM HARMING LICHETTE.
You... Magnificient bastard...
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 09:52:00 pm
PLACE FILLED FOOD AND WATER BOWL OUT FOR MIAUW62. CALL MORGAN FREEMAN GOD UP AND ASK FOR FAVOR OF STOPPING OTHER HEROES FROM HARMING LICHETTE.
You... Magnificient bastard...
I give up, Dirg wins.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 09:53:35 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:01:01 pm
PLACE FILLED FOOD AND WATER BOWL OUT FOR MIAUW62. CALL MORGAN FREEMAN GOD UP AND ASK FOR FAVOR OF STOPPING OTHER HEROES FROM HARMING LICHETTE.Losing? I think not.
*speech time*
I'm the GOP. I'm now capable of subverting everyone, including God. No, ESPECIALLY GOD. I am now capable of bending the laws of reality, OF COMMANDING THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF OVER 150 MILLION PEOPLE! SCREW FREEMAN, A GOD AM I.
FOLLOWERS, NOW IS THE TIME. STREAM FROM YOU HOMES, EN MASSE, TO FORM MY ARMY. BUILD MY WORKS, STATUES TO MY GLORY. STRAIN THYSELVES IN HOPELESS ENDEVAERS, AS YOU ARE RULED HEART AND SOUL BY MYSELF! RISE, RISE, RISE FROM THE ASHES OF LIBERAL AMERICA, OF COMMUNIST DIRG, AND SOCIALIST LICHETTE, TO FORM A NEW EMPIRE, THE LIKES OF WHICH SHALL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN! WE WILL RULE THIS EARTH, WITH I AT ITS HEAD, WITH SATAN AT MY HAND. WE WILL FORM ARMIES GREATER THEN ThAT OF ALEXANDER, OF WASHINGTON. NAPOLEAN HIMSELF WOULD QUIVER IN FEAR.
MY FOLLOWERS, WE WILL BANISH FROM THIS EARTH THOUGHT, PEACE, LOVE, UNTIL ALL THAT REMAINS IS THE EMPIRE. WE WILL EXTERMINATE THE UNPURE, THE LOVING, ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN THE PATH TO TOTAL VICTORY. ALL THAT WILL REMAIN IS THE EMPIRE FORGED FROM THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH, TO RULE IT ALL. WE WILL NOT STOP THERE. OUR ARMIES, WILL SURGE ACROSS THE PLAINS OF EXISTANCE, TAKING THE FIGHT TO THE GODS THEMSELVES, THE ONES WHO CAUSED THIS NIGHTMARE, FROM WHICH WE ONLY NOW BEGIN TO AWAKEN.
*Racous Cheering*
WE WILL TRIUPMH. IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT EXISTS, WE, WILL, TRIUMPH!
MISKO BLESS AMERICA. MISKO SAVE US ALL.
"Following the collapse of the american economy in October, thought to be the fault of a raging batle between beings of the sky rending reality apart, the Arch-conservatives swept into power, banning Liberalism, And establishing a Absolute Dictatership. The United sSates declares war on the world, and, with the massive figure of the Avatar of Republicanism Himself, Dimitri B. Reagan(also known as Misko27, a ascended Avatar), They stood no chance. Soon after, The god Spent all resources and slave labor on the entire planet to construct super-weapons, and massive armies, which swept across the Universe. The Whole Plane of Reality, Decimated by the battle between the gods, Stood no chance against the Might of the Terran States. Soon though, The Leader set out to conquer more, the past and future, so that all may be ruled by he."
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:02:15 pm
Quote
"Following the collapse of the american economy in October, thought to be the fault of a raging batle between beings of the sky rending reality apart, the Arch-conservatives swept into power, banning Liberalism, And establishing a Absolute Dictatership. The United sSates declares war on the world, and, with the massive figure of the Avatar of Republicanism Himself, Joseph B. Reagan(also known as Misko27, a ascended Avatar), They stood no chance. Soon after, The god Spent all resources and slave labor on the entire planet to construct super-weapons, and massive armies, which swept across the Universe. The Whole Plane of Reality, Decimated by the battle between the gods, Stood no chance against the Might of the Terran States. Soon though, The Leader set out to conquer more, the past and future, so that all may be ruled by he."
FORM LIBERAL CRIME SQUAD, JOIN LICHETTE'S SIDE, FIGHT BACK.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:03:24 pm
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:05:41 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:06:10 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 10:06:16 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:06:52 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:10:56 pm
I think we broke Misko's mind...MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!
SING IT WITH ME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo&feature=related)
I PLEDGE, MY ALLEGIANCE,
TOOOOOOOOOO ALL THINGS DARK AND I
PROMISE ON MY DAM-NED SOUL,
TO...
DO AS I AM TOLD.
LORD, BEELZEBUB HAS NEVER SEEN,
A SOLDIER QUOTE LIKE ME.
NOT, ONLY DO HIS JOB,
BUT DOES IT HAP-IL-LY!!!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:12:58 pm
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:14:45 pm
THEN WE WILL PARTY.
Post by: Furtuka on October 01, 2012, 10:17:22 pm
I side with the LCS
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 10:18:10 pm
Wait, I can probably choose...
Classify Reformed Miskopalians as a moderate faction!
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:19:52 pm
LIBERALS OF THE WORLD, UNITE. TOGETHER WE WILL BRAVE THE ARCH CONSERVATIVE NIGHTMARE, AND REUNITE THE WORLD TO A ELITE LIBERAL PARADISE. BUT FIRST, WE MUST ELIMINATE MISKO!MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!aH!H!H!A!HH
THEN WE WILL PARTY.
YOU WILL FAIL. THE DARKNESS WILL BEGIN A NEW THOUSAND YEAR REIGN ON EARTH. YOU ARE BUT A ANT. I WILL LEAD MY ARMY TO PURGE THE LAND OF IMPURITIES.
EDITING POST: BECOMING REPUBLICAN ANTI-CHRIST. USING THIS (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/why-obama-least-efficient-antichrist-ever/) AS CHECKLIST.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 10:21:52 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:25:53 pm
THERE IS TOP-LEVEL POSITIONS FOR ANYONE WHI WANTS TO JOIN.
Post by: Wrex on October 01, 2012, 10:26:23 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:27:08 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:27:56 pm
IS THERE THINGS TO KILL?THERE IS NOT JUST THINGS, THERE IS EVERYTHING
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:28:36 pm
ALL FACTIONS ARE TO BE REARRANGED INTO THREE FACTIONS.
ALL ALLIES OF LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE LCS.
THOSE WHO SEEK TO KILL LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE ARCH-CONSERVATIVE NIGHTMARE MISKO'S GOVERNMENT OF EVIL.
THOSE WHO DON'T CARE ARE TO BE MODERATES.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:32:45 pm
THE LCS IS PROPOSING A ELITE LIBERAL AMENDMENT TO THE FORUM GAME!I AM NOT JUST CONSERVATIVE, I AM THE EPITOME OF CONSEVATIVISIM! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU.
ALL FACTIONS ARE TO BE REARRANGED INTO THREE FACTIONS.
ALL ALLIES OF LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE LCS.
THOSE WHO SEEK TO KILL LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE ARCH-CONSERVATIVE NIGHTMARE MISKO'S GOVERNMENT OF EVIL.
THOSE WHO DON'T CARE ARE TO BE MODERATES.
I CAN SEE THE EPOCHS PASSING BY, YOU ARE BUT SPECKS, FLOWING HELPLESSLY ALONG TOWARDS YOUR FATES. THE WATERFALL OF DOOM!!!!
I AM THE EMPIRE OF MISKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHH!!HH!!H!H!!!aha!ha!h!AHAH!H!H!!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 01, 2012, 10:33:20 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 10:34:18 pm
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:34:45 pm
ALL ALLIES OF LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE LCS.
GreatWyrmGold, did you even read my ELITE LIBERAL amendment?
Post by: Wrex on October 01, 2012, 10:35:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:36:50 pm
YOU ARE AMONG THE SCUM THAT WILL BE ELIMINATED. I AM A INFINITE, YOU ARE TO ME AS A ROCK IS TO THE MOON.ALL ALLIES OF LICHETTE AND THE LIKE ARE TO BE PART OF THE LCS.
GreatWyrmGold, did you even read my ELITE LIBERAL amendment?
BUT...KILLING.YES WREX, SO MUCH KILLING. SO MUCH KILLING THAT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE!
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:37:05 pm
BUT...KILLING.
The LCS reguarly goes to latte stands and commit mass murder of CONSERVATIVE SCUM.
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:40:39 pm
BUT NOTHING.BUT...KILLING.
The LCS reguarly goes to latte stands and commit mass murder of CONSERVATIVE SCUM.
JOIN ME WREX, AND YOU WOULD BE AS A GOD, A GOD OF SLAUGHTER. I NEED GODS LIKE YOU WREX. I, UNDERSTAND YOU. NOT LIKE THEM, THEY'RE JUST THE MOOKS TO BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL WE TRIUMPH IN GLORIOUS VICTORY!!!!
Post by: Corai on October 01, 2012, 10:41:54 pm
BUT NOTHING.BUT...KILLING.
The LCS reguarly goes to latte stands and commit mass murder of CONSERVATIVE SCUM.
JOIN ME WREX, AND YOU WOULD BE AS A GOD, A GOD OF SLAUGHTER. I NEED GODS LIKE YOU WREX. I, UNDERSTAND YOU. NOT LIKE THEM, THEY'RE JUST THE MOOKS TO BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL WE TRIUMPH IN GLORIOUS VICTORY!!!!
THEY ARE CONSERVATIVE SCUM, WEREWOLVES OR WHATEVER ARE BUT THINGS TO THEM. THEY WILL POKE AND PROD YOU TO DISCOVER NEW WAYS TO MURDER.
HOW CONSERVATIVE IS THAT?
Post by: BFEL on October 01, 2012, 10:44:41 pm
because once again DICK :P
Post by: misko27 on October 01, 2012, 10:47:25 pm
YOU HAVE FAILED.BUT NOTHING.BUT...KILLING.
The LCS reguarly goes to latte stands and commit mass murder of CONSERVATIVE SCUM.
JOIN ME WREX, AND YOU WOULD BE AS A GOD, A GOD OF SLAUGHTER. I NEED GODS LIKE YOU WREX. YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THINGS ARE DONE. NOT LIKE THEM, THEY'RE JUST THE MOOKS TO BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL WE TRIUMPH IN GLORIOUS VICTORY!!!!
THEY ARE CONSERVATIVE SCUM, WEREWOLVES OR WHATEVER ARE BUT THINGS TO THEM. THEY WILL POKE AND PROD YOU TO DISCOVER NEW WAYS TO MURDER.
HOW CONSERVATIVE IS THAT?
NOW THE MIGHTY WREX, A ENTITY CREATED SOLEY TO PARTAKE IN THE JOY OF SLAUGHTER, HAS JOINED THE EVER GROWING RANKS OFTHE DEMON LORD!. I AM MISKO, DEMON LORD!. I RULE FROM MY THRONE IN ISREAL, MY VISAGE IS SEARED UPON EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD.
I'm still just turning the lichette into a lesbo so she will dump dirg.
because once again DICK :P
JOIN ME, YOU MOSTER OF SPITE, YOU UNDERSTAND MY MOTIVES. YOU, A GOD THAT EXISTS ONLY TO SPITE THE FOOLS WHO OPPOSE YOU, ARE OUT GOALS NOT SO DIFFERENT?
*PROPHECY TIME*
Fools said I you do not know, Darkness like a cancer grows, echoed, in the wells, of Silence...
And The People bowed and prayed, to the Neon God they made, But the sign flashed out its warning,
Telling mothers of their mourning, Broken only by the sound, of Silence.
And no one Dared.
Disturb the sounds,
Of Silence.
Post by: Xantalos on October 01, 2012, 11:34:42 pm
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: Hanslanda on October 01, 2012, 11:48:31 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 01, 2012, 11:55:17 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:00:58 am
I am the Skinwalker. Immortal is meaningless to me, for I have no concept of death. Only change. I can never be defeated, destroyed, or stopped, merely changed. I am Moriarty. I am Hitler. I am Stalin. The archevil. The primeval force. I am the glimmer of hate in the eye of Man. I am the flicker of rage in the hearts of all. I am the driving force of all creation, the bringer of all destruction.
I am Change.
I am Tzeentch.
And all goes according to plan.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:03:45 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:05:05 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:06:41 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:08:22 am
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:08:30 am
Sanguinem surgere Luna ....
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Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:08:41 am
... And suddenly the gloves come off and the immortal, omnipotent superbeings appear out of the woodwork. I think we broke Spinal_Taper.
Well. I guess I better shed the mortal coil for my more suitable form.HANSLANDA, YOU SHALL BE PURGED. YOU'RE COMMENTS DOOM YOU TO A ETERNITY OF PAIN AND SUFFERING BEYOND THE COMPREHENSION OF MORTAL MEN.
I am the Skinwalker. Immortal is meaningless to me, for I have no concept of death. Only change. I can never be defeated, destroyed, or stopped, merely changed. I am Moriarty. I am Hitler. I am Stalin. The archevil. The primeval force. I am the glimmer of hate in the eye of Man. I am the flicker of rage in the hearts of all. I am the driving force of all creation, the bringer of all destruction.
I am Change.
I am Tzeentch.
And all goes according to plan.
YOU INSIGNIFICANT INSECT. I DESPISE YOU. I UTTERLY LOATHE YOU. THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU CANNOT BE QUANTIFIED BY REAL NUMBERS.AND THAT YOU HAVE THE ARROGANCE, THE UNMITIGATED GALL!!! TO CHALLANGE A GOD?!? I SMELL DARK MATTER, I SEE THE UNDERLYING STRUCTURE IS ALL BEING, WHILST YOU ARE A FOOL.
True. I care not for your petty squabbles; if Misko were omnipotent as he claimed to be, he would not concentrate on propaganda (not that that's not helpful) but KILLING THE LICHETTE AND DIRG AND CORRUPTING THE FIRST INSTANCE OF LOVE IN THE UNIVERSE.
YOU DARE ARGUE WITH ME? YOU? I'D REPRIMAND YOU, BUT YOU DON NOT EVEN DESERVE MY HATE. YOU ARE A PRETENDER, A LESSER BEING, WHO TIES HIMSELF TO THE BACK OF GENIUS, AND THINKS HIMSELF TALL. NEVERTHELESS, YOU DO NOT SUPPORT THOSE WHO WOULD DEFY ME, AND FOR THIS, I SPARE YOU.
NOW, BARE WITNESS TO MY LEGIONS, AS THEY MARCH ALONG THE PLANE ThAT IS EXISTANCE.
AND YET, THE BEING KNOWN AS DIRG, HE REVERBERATES ACROSS TIME, IMPRINTING HIS FOUL MARK UPON ALL OF MY DOMAIN.
OPEN GATE TO BEGINING OF TIME
LESSER CREATURES, IF YOU WISH TO JOIN IN THE SLAUGHTER OF THE LAST OF THE IMPURE, WE MUST OPEN THE GATE, LEST NONE SUCEED IN THE DEATH OF THE INGRATES WHILST WE ARGUE. NO ONE MAY RULE, NOT EVEN I, WHILST LOVE REMAINS.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:12:00 am
Manipulate Misko into aiding the Lichette.
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 12:13:32 am
SHOOT EVERYTHING! LCS, SHOOT EVERYTHING!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:17:00 am
In the place beyond time and death, there is only war. War and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:17:44 am
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4O1MPBCoJ6iQ7TAPkjh0-ZrHtrW1kyMskT5531La_aSRq4sVxbw)
SHOOT EVERYTHING! LCS, SHOOT EVERYTHING!
Poke it into Google, you get a garbled mess. Fuck. Gets the point across, anyway.
RAWR RAGE KILL MAIM BURN.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:21:03 am
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:23:06 am
M̴̡̛̫̘̩̐̿ị̴̛̜͔̠̩̲̙͚ͬͭ̈́͘ṣ̪͕͖̠̪̓̿̆̉ͭͭ͟k̴̋́҉̙̣̪̦͎͈̥̼o̞͉̘͍͍̯͆̂ͅ ̖͇̔͋͋̌ͣͮ͜s̶͎̩͎̱̠̖̻͕͛̌͛̀h̩͙̗̺̥̑ͧͯ̒̆̕͘a̩̙̟̺͍̥̝ͨͧ͛ͯ͂̋l̼͔͈̹̂̆ͩͨ̔́͘͡l̻͚̻͍̬̠̥̯̆̎̊͜ ͎͎̬̘̹̖̣̘͋̾̇̔ͬ͒́̀͞ḟ̲̺̩̌́̔̌ͦ̕â̯̻̪͔̝ͯ͗́͟ḽ̵͓ͯ̌́́ͬ͌̈̚l̵͓̮̜̝ͫ͌̌ͬ͒ͫ.̯̘͚̼̦͕̩̎̇̕ ̙͍̯͈̝̪̟̖͂̌͂̓ͫ̇̆ͦͅA̶̛̗̻̰̩̬͚ͦͨͭ͆͒ͨ̈͆ͩl͓͓̠͓̱̩̼̙̭͒̊͒ͨ̌̄̔̀̾s͔̤̞ͩͩ̆̾̾̐ͥõ̶̻͉͖͓ͮͤ̑́̅͛́̚,̢͕̖͔̦̖̐̒̇ ̶͍̳̝̖̥̈́́I̸̹̫̞͙̝͐̋̕ ̸̨̢̟͉̂͂ͤ̿̄ͭ̐̒t̷̪͚̝̾̍͂͞h̭͎́̈ͨ̇ͯͯͭi̮̱ͪ̅ͦ͌͘ͅn̴̺̝͎̤̠̰͂̎ͫ̏ͨ͘k̷̛͙̠̝͋ͫ͂͆͒̂͊ͯ ̷̡̨̤̹͔̣̥̌͂t̥̮̖̩̰ͦ͋̄ͣͩͪ̌̈͠h̤͔͍̥̓̽̓͐͒ͩͮ͟͢ͅi̙̪̗̯͈̝̺̟̳ͧ̎͠s̱̗̥͖͕̳̗̟̘̍ͪ͌͝ ̳̩̘̫ͤ͗͌̎̆͐ͮ̍w̦̗̲̙͚͍̺ͬ̋̇̓ͬ̑ȏ̚̚҉̠ų͉̪͚̹̽̀͆̃͊̉̈ͪ̀͡l̺̜̫̼͗ͤ̇̌͢͜d̶͙̝̭͇͎̬͒͋ͬ͗̋͜ ͊̽̍ͯ͂ͨ̚̚҉̠̫͜͞b̷̘̗̭̺̱̎͌̅͞e̶ͥ́͏̜̫̖̞̫̻̤͕ ̹̫̹̩͛͆̀́͑̔͠f̘̤̘̳̬͕͙̰́̂ͤ́͞͠ȯ̲̥͕̹͔͎̟̆͡ŭ̎ͥ̄͌҉̘̫͓̟́r̵̫̰̫̭͍̣̗̻̓ ̛̪̲̙̥͖͕͎̆̃ͅͅa̹͓̻͔̹̦͙ͯ͋̂ͧͯ̏ͪͨ̚͡ͅc̡͚̣͙̆͊̍ͨͭ̀t̮̺͚̜̘̼̓̎ͭ̓́ͬ͜i̢̦̪̎̈͒̑ͤ̽ͣo̝̗̭̗̞͙̿̀ṇ̙̼̗̺̥̟̌̔ͣ̑ͦ̓͂̎̕͟s̴̢͕̰̞̤͉̞̟̅̿ͧͩͤͣ̎̅̉ ̩̿̒̎͐p̜̤̩̠̲̒͋͊̌̿͊͂ͧ̕͟e͛ͦ͒̂҉̷̰̤r̸̴̲̩͉̮ͦ̆ ͔̪̤̖͖͓̞ͤͥ̐t͍͓̣̘̻͑̆̂͊ͅu̅́̚҉̤r̷̯̞̱̟̓ͣͫ̓̌͜n̹̖̣̫̘͙̎ͧ̔̀,̗̥̺̻̘̟̭͐ͨͫ͊̑́͜ ͓̞͖̳ͮ̄̉s̷͖̊̑͂o̼̦̪͖ͭ ̖̹̠̔̿̾ͮÌ̭̜̻͖͕̳͊̈̕ ̦̬̭̬͚̫̂̊̿͜͠c̵̸̜̬̝̺̖ͤ̔̋å̴̿̋ͣ͒҉͙͎̱ņ͙̩̬̦̠̺̹ͧ̿͛͒͋ͭͨ̾̏'̸̃̔̌̀̓̃̔͏̫̙̺͈̼͎t̡̛͖͎̋ͭ̕ ̤̟͖͋̌ͫ̈͌̌ͥ̂d̴͇̪̖͂͆̓o̹̹̖͍̰ͣͦ̈́̄̒̂͊͘͘͡ ̰͇̾ͫ̎ͭ͟i̞͙͒́͌ͅt͈͎͋̐͟.̵͇̙͍̝̱̗̣͈̉̿̆̎̑͒.̢̗̱̭̘̓̆ͅ.̵̷̨͔̟̞̣͇͖ͬͫͨ̏̋No.
SO YOU NOT HEAR ME? I LEAD THE ARMIES OF THE GREATEST FORCE KNOWN TO MAN. MAN. I AM THE EPIROME OF ALL EVIL, THE CONSERVATIVE INSIDE ALL OF YOU. I WILL ESTABLISH MY DOMINION OVER THESE DEITIES.
YOU ARE A FOOL HANSLANDA, YOU DOOM US TO FAILURE AT THE HANDS OF THE LICH.
(MY ORIGNAL ACTION WAS ALREADY GO BACK IN TIME, SERIOUSLY, GET SOMEONE PURIFIED BY EVIL BACK THERE.)
Titanic beings of unimaginable power, the Players, war for victory. Plots entwine and twist and mutate into new forms. Alliances rise and fall, never to be remembered, only destroyed. Whole wars are fought, entire realms devastated, to sate the sick pleasures of the Dark Ones."It is believed that the war started with Misko27, who assumed the control of Millions of followers and a massive amount of madness. While Misko had already been a god up until this point, He had been content to remain on the physical plane, unoften using his powers, and keeping the peace. Following his ascension to Avatar, he Snapped, declaing himself ruler of all, And bringing the full force of The United States to Conquer Earth, Cementing his power. However, ath this point, he was chcked by rebellion by Corai, as well as the Angering and activations of Other Gods, inclufing Hanslanda, and Xanatolos. These gods warred, until they realized the true enemy was the last source of good, The Lichette"
In the place beyond time and death, there is only war. War and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:24:01 am
Judging from the amount of posturing going on, Misko and I are the same thing from different times. Also, you misspelled 'your'.THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST FREAKING AGREE TO CO BACK IN TIME AND END LOVE?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:25:50 am
͇̗̎͑̽̓̂ͩ͋͝I̸̺͚̤̭͍̼̰̰̓͟ ̹͆ͪ͆̽ͭͤ͡s̭̹̪ͪͭ̽͠h̲̥͈̏ͮ̽ͧ͊̏ͣ̈͜ͅȧ̜͇̘̐̎͐͂̚̚͠l̩͎͂̌l̓̒ͣ͊ͬ̃̚͏̜͖̞̻̱̖̭ ̤̣͙͇͕̱̈́ͮ͌ͩ͊͝m͍̌͑͜ã͔̥̤̰̥̬̫̊̔ͫ̋kͮ̍̍͆̕҉̪͕̦̜̱̞̥͞e̷̢͉̯̠ͨ͑͂ͦ͐͆ͭ̚͜ ͇̮̞̲̫̻̞̤̫̀̿͗̽͊̽́h̎ͣ͂͛̇͒̅͏̸̞͇̝̳̲͎i̜̞͈̟̽͋̑͢͡ṁ̛̟̞̟̭̰̖̜̙ͩ́ ̢̙͇͎̤̙̼̊̇̄͌̈̾̑͆͜e̔͛̾̓ͥ̽͏̧̛̭̞ą̼̙̯̲̙̦̆͂̀͌ͅtͯ҉̻̙̲ ̷̥̩̝̻̥̥̹͕ͤ̿́͛̎̎h̺͔͙̪͙̩̓͟ͅi͉̟͎̠̠̤ͯ̀͊̂ͮ͟s̨̡͚͖ͨ̄̕ ̗̖̦̹̲̟̲͑ͧw̼̻̜͚̰̘͓̑ͨ̓̐͌́̇̀̚ͅo̢̳͉̯̘͈͐͑ͨ̇̂ͣ̔͛͢ͅͅr̩̣͉̅̏ͦ͊̓d̷̓ͬ̆̍͗̋̄ͤ҉̡͙̦͉̞̰̫s̩͚͖͉̲̎͠.̶̛͚̟̼͉̟̐ͨ͂̇ͨ̃̆̈́ͦ͝ ̮͚̗̘̱̲̺͚͌̾̐̓̐͊ͯ͒͟Ä̶̷̧͇́ṉ̠͈͓͆̒ͫ́d͋ͪ̋͗̒̽ͣ͢͡҉̝͕̺̣̙͇ ̵̠̻̭̇ͩ̓͢͞h̙̼̖̤͎͒̅͟͜i̸͖̥͔͚̎̌͘͜s̶͖̞͔̼̩̖̯͉̈́̿ͪ̊̕ ̧̞̹̓̔̐̿͒͑͋h̛̦̦͕͈̿̆̂̑̿̃̂͂́͘͜ͅa̭͓̣͑̅n͈̣̝͒̅̓̾͑͜ḏ̡̼̯̬͉̪̖ͥ͋ͬ̒͡ͅs̘̬͉̤̦̥̘ͫ̿͐̅͗̔́ͅ.͕̙̟̳͌̈́ͥ̀ ͇̯̽́͢ ̡̠̲̹̺ͦ͛͆
̣̟̬̭̞̺̖̣ͤ̽ͅIͮ̀̆͏͙̜̺̬ ̸̲̟͖̖̣̫̫̹̠ͯ̿͊̀̏ͮs̠̜̥͐ͪ͐̐̒̔ͮḥ̷̯̩͔̭̯͆͛ͭ̂͗̎̃ͦ͜a̧̦̼̜̤̦̬̲̟̰̾lͫ̓̈́͑͏͏̲̝̗l̅̆͟҉͕͎̝̫̯̜͍ ͙̤̬̭̗͖̳̱ͯ̈́ͪͬ͊̑̄͋ͧ̀͜t͖̩̳̣̱̪̘ͮ͆̅̿̂̉͋̈̚ẅ̞͍̻̺͋̉͛͊ͪ̈ī̤̘̭̻̮̥̞ͩ̚̕ṣ̈́̇̽ͣ̓̌t̶͖̠͉͔̲͓̟͛̅̑̓̑̇͝ ̛̯̘̹̟̹̥͓͓̓̿ͩ̊̍h͌̄҉҉̟̗i͖̇ͣ̐͠ŝ̶̤̝̇ͪ̽́̂̋ͧ̚͜ ̯̥͛̆ͥ̈́ͬ̅ͤ͠p̮̮̱͚̝̪̥̌̏̏̆ͧ̿̀ư̵̷̫͙̲͖̯͍̝͔͊͐͛͂̎r̢̮ͣͮ͆̋ͦ͑ͫ̀͗pͨͥͥͦ̚͏̸̠̖͚͇o̵͓̜͈͈̲̲͈͎ͥͤͯ͊̽̌ͥͧ͢͞s̺͎ͪͦ̊͛͆e̷͇̞̻͎̿ͦͤ̉̾̀͠ ̴͙͍͛͋͆͑͡͠ơ̸͇̊͑ͯ͌ͦͣ̑̀̂n̿͑҉̭̻̪̘̜̜͜t̋ͧͮ̈́̈̚͏̪̝͔͘͢o̷̡͔͙̹ͬ͛͆̈́͛̇ͮ̈́̕ ̘̮̱͔͖̳͐̋͑́̐̅ͤ͟į̶̘̞̜̼̉̈́̎̃̐̍͊t̨̰ͫ̽ͩͩͬ͂ͥ̚̕͜s̴̪͈̺̼̣͓̯̣̈́̃̉̄̽e̛͖̳̗̥̝͕͂̌̿ͮͨ̅̀ͭ͟l̵͓̼̯͈̞̦̀́ͭ̈̀ͧ̿ͭf̢͈̣̟̜̦̲̮̙ͮ̇̀ͨͫ͢,̟̠̰̟̈͒ͪ̅͘͠ ̸̠̙̬̏ͯͩͮ̎̆́͠a̼̤͊͌̆ͦ̈́̀n̛̬̎̑ͬ͒̓̍ͮ̋d̲̭̞̦͕̍͝͠ ̰͈͙̤̲̑̂̏̀̏͟c̶̡͇̦ͬͣ̚r͈͓͓͉͓̩̬̈́ͨ̿u̟͉̮͍ͣ̋͒̀͋̇̓̄ͪsͧ̑͒̈ͥ̑̋҉̰̘̗̼͙͟ḩ͓͓͚͔͕͐̅͟͡ ̷̶̝̘͙̦̫͖͍ͤ̌́h̢͚̼̞̗̻̺̬͂ͮͮ͒̆ͮ͋̊͜͞ị̸̛͔͖̥͕̝̩͇ͥ͒́͐̇͂s̡̗̯̬̣̯̱̗̞̟̅ͧͭ̐̆͋̓͑ ̺̝̩̗̗̎͡wͣ̒ͫͭͤ̒̾ͦ̿͏̞͓͕̼̘͇͍͎͢ͅī̡̺̹̠̫͎̊ͮ̿̓́̚͡l̥̜̱̼̪̙̞̗͐̊ͤ̒̃l̻̇̔ͬ̿ͫ̈̔.̢̛̋҉͕͚͙̹̳̳̲ ̧̝̩͙͊̿ͣ̋̀
Judging from the amount of posturing going on, Misko and I are the same thing from different times. Also, you misspelled 'your'.THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST FREAKING AGREE TO CO BACK IN TIME AND END LOVE?
Because you. Are. Weak.
The Lichette must marry Dirg.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:27:11 am
BUT WE ARE. I'M GOING TO CONSUME EVERYTHING, AND YOU'LL ATTACK THEM IN TANDEM WITH ME.Judging from the amount of posturing going on, Misko and I are the same thing from different times. Also, you misspelled 'your'.THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST FREAKING AGREE TO CO BACK IN TIME AND END LOVE?
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:27:23 am
Everse to X-2
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 12:28:18 am
Only for the rebellion to start anew.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:28:39 am
BUT WE ARE. I'M GOING TO CONSUME EVERYTHING, AND YOU'LL ATTACK THEM IN TANDEM WITH ME.Judging from the amount of posturing going on, Misko and I are the same thing from different times. Also, you misspelled 'your'.THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST FREAKING AGREE TO CO BACK IN TIME AND END LOVE?
Everything would include Misko.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:31:45 am
We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?BUT WE ARE. I'M GOING TO CONSUME EVERYTHING, AND YOU'LL ATTACK THEM IN TANDEM WITH ME.Judging from the amount of posturing going on, Misko and I are the same thing from different times. Also, you misspelled 'your'.THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST FREAKING AGREE TO CO BACK IN TIME AND END LOVE?
Everything would include Misko.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:32:07 am
Okay, allies, shit is getting serious. We NEED to get to the beggining of time, You can do as you wish there, but Just support this one action, m'kay?OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS THEN? tHIS GOOD WITH EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO RID ALL EXISTANCE OF LOVE, AND LEAVE IT A TATTERED, BROKEN SHELL THAT CAN BE EASILY DIVIDED AND BUILT ON FOR OUR EMPIRES.
THE GOP? I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
UNIFY ALL EVIL UNDERMYOUR BANNER.
FORGE MASSIVE ARMIES OF DARKNESS
NUKE APERTURE. NUKE IT SO HARD THAT REALITY IS SUCKED INTOTHE BEGINING OF TIME, DESTABILIZING EXISTANCE.
Seriously, just help this action.
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 12:32:42 am
Okay, allies, shit is getting serious. We NEED to get to the beggining of time, You can do as you wish there, but Just support this one action, m'kay?OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS THEN? tHIS GOOD WITH EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO RID ALL EXISTANCE OF LOVE, AND LEAVE IT A TATTERED, BROKEN SHELL THAT CAN BE EASILY DIVIDED AND BUILT ON FOR OUR EMPIRES.
THE GOP? I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
UNIFY ALL EVIL UNDERMYOUR BANNER.
FORGE MASSIVE ARMIES OF DARKNESS
NUKE APERTURE. NUKE IT SO HARD THAT REALITY IS SUCKED INTOTHE BEGINING OF TIME, DESTABILIZING EXISTANCE.
Seriously, just help this action.
SABOTAGE THIS ACTION.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:33:48 am
All shall be thrown into eternal chaos! Everything! there will be no love, no peace, no happiness, only the eternal screaming rage of Us
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:35:26 am
We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:36:11 am
Everse to X-3WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? i SPEAK NOT YOR BERZERKER DIALECT.
All shall be thrown into eternal chaos! Everything! there will be no love, no peace, no happiness, only the eternal screaming rage of UsYOUR RAGE WILL BE WASTED UNLESS WE TRAVERSE BACK TO THE BEGINING. 1UP MY ACTION.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:36:52 am
But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:37:58 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:38:44 am
But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:40:42 am
*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:43:06 am
EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:43:44 am
EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.
SSSSH! ADULTS ARE TALKING!
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:44:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:44:38 am
Hired Trollbro: S/H/It already posted s/h/it's action, brah.EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:47:13 am
EDIT YOUR ACTION THEN. ITS NOT THAT HARD, JUST CLICK THE LITTLE BUTTON ON THE RIGHT, YOUR A ELDRITCH GOD, DO IT ALREADY.Hired Trollbro: S/H/It already posted s/h/it's action, brah.EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.
Abolish the concept of time, and we win.WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE,
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:48:09 am
Abolish the concept of time, and we win.WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE,
This... This made me laugh. Like the concept of sense is so foreign to our darling demagogue Misko that he has to double take to recognize it.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:49:06 am
MY ACTION HAS ME EATING LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER. THAT SHOULD BE SUFFICIENT.EDIT YOUR ACTION THEN. ITS BOT THAT HARD, JUST CLICK THE LITTLE BUTTON ON THE RIGHTMYOUR A ELDRITCH GODM DO IT ALREADY.Hired Trollbro: S/H/It already posted s/h/it's action, brah.EHY DO AL OF YOU HATE PROGRESS? WE NEED TO UNITE TO GO BACK, SHE BUILT A SHIELD LAST TURN.*Gives hired baby tree fitty* Thanks for the whining.But eldritch teeeeeexxxxxxttttttt. PM me? Please?We're the same being, though. Me eating him or vice versa would just double our power. Also, how do you do that amazing unnecessary eldritch text form?
Bitch, I'm Tzeentch. I just willed it to be, and the past provides.
I̸̧͖̼̼̜͉ͬ͋ͨ̆͌͝'̬̦̙̮͇̒ͣͧd̖̦̝ͤ̈̊ ̆̈́̄͏̵̭̜̰̥͍͓̯͟t͈̹͖̘͎̓ͪ̚͠ę̭̘͔͈̗̘ͯͧ͟ͅļ̷̱͙̼͍̩͔ͮͪͦ̽ͮͨ̚l̛̤͚̪͒̔̅͌͐͊͋͛ ̿̃͗ͨ̀̓̾̂͏̤̦̠͖͈͠͠y̔̆҉̹̜̣̝͘ö̬͖̣̣̞́͋̒ͧ̂͂̿uͫ̃͏̝̻̹͔̗̝̹̪,̣̮͍̯̣͚ͨ̈́ͮ͡ͅ ̸ͫͮ̃̏́ͭͫ͗҉̖̻̯͎͇b̸͈̖̪̟̠ͪͣ̿̆̔̚͝ụ̘ͬͨ͐̑̈́ͣ̓̀t̸͇̼̻̭̤́̊͗ͫ ̸̶̛̝͙̤͓̣̉̿̏ͮ̀̃ͅt̢̢͙̩̠̖̪̹͑ͯ̍h͕͉̳̋̍͊ͫͨe̩̬ͮ̇ͭn̢̗̳ͥ̑̎ ̴̳̝̙͈ͣ̒͌͘͢t̴͖͈̣̩̣̰̐̾͗͂̎́͢h̤͈͇͈͎̰̫͕̏̌̎̋ͩ͆̓i̧̖̜̹͓͓̠ͨͫ͊́ͅs͚̉͌̑̄ͪͪ ̝͉̼̘͚͚͊̂̃͑͆͛̈́͆͘͡w͖̱̾̌̀ͣ̽͒́͠h̴̠̻̟͖͑ͫ́̚͡o̰̱̺̤̅̓ͅl̝̥̣̟̳̜̍͒͒ͬ̒ͭ́̚͠e̸͚͎̔ͣͅ ͓̫͚̼͓͕ͦ̔ͨ̃̉̀ͅͅt̿̔ͭ̂҉͚̹̜̩̥̟̪̭h̸̏̇͌͂̒ͦͬͧ̕҉̫̜ͅr̫̟̮̙̄ͮ͆̒̀̆̿́͡ě̷͖̜̯̑̽̑́̀͘a̝͇̜̫ͣ̏d̘̐̈̉̇͘ͅ ̵̧͙͚̣̲͍̰̲ͪ̃̒̅ͥ͜w̷̩̼̘̥̦̮̣̪̟̆̆ͥ̓́̈́̋͗̏͜o͕͍͙̞̗͉̲̍ͯ̌ͣu̧͚̐̆̓ͭ̔͜l̪̩̼̺̰̥ͯ̇͊͗͐d͍̖͚̮̲͇̪́ ̬͈̥̳͔̰̓d̛̞̦͙͔̼́̊̈́ͤͪͥͮ̚é̉͌͏̩̰̯̞̟̫̬̗͠ṿ͕̪̺̻̱̟͆ͫ͘̕ō̴̢̩͇͇̆̈́l̩̪̂ͭ̿͌̀ͬͨv̵͒ͦ̅͝͏͙̘̳̱e̴̞͇̜͕͍̟̠ͨ͊̋ͭͣ̽ ̶̯̘̠̮̥͑̿ͮͅi̸̤̫̝ͩͧͣn͚̒ͣ̌ͦ̍̀t̻̻̗͖̾ȍ̴̡̩̐̏̓́͗ͧ̇ ̴̞͉͕̜̟͉͎͗ͥ̕ͅi̡̡͚̦͚̻̯̜̫̖̓̿̅̀t̠͙̹̫͙̦̱̥̊̃̿ͯ͋ͨ̏͘͠.̴̮͇̣̆ͥ̐.̵̲̣̤̪̬̪̖͙̇̉ͫ̚͡.̢̺̝̼̫̑͆̔ͬͯ͆̀͢
It is really hard to type on a keyboard with infinite keys...
The thought of an Eldritch being begging like a child amuses me. Tzeentch grants you his boon.Abolish the concept of time, and we win.WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE,
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:50:32 am
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Argument Quote pyramid with Eldritch text and one superbeing arguing with itself.
This thread is fucking pure win.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 12:55:53 am
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 12:56:26 am
I AM NOW ENDORSING THIS ACTION. I HAVE EDITED MYSELF TO REFLECT THIS.Abolish the concept of time, and we win.WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE,
This... This made me laugh. Like the concept of sense is so foreign to our darling demagogue Misko that he has to double take to recognize it.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 12:58:26 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 12:59:45 am
Ẏ̢̭̫̳̦̟͂̒̆ͫ͜o̰̭̻̬͌͒ͣ̋ͦͦͥṳ̸̭̲͈̍ͨͦ̅̈́ͦ̑ ̲͔̩͎͈̝͒̋̈̾̿͐̌͠ẗ̞̤̬̞͎̖ͦ̍̓̋á̵͓̜̬̹̽lͪ̉̒̍̚͜͏̖̳͘k̖͗ͯͮͣ ̷̫̳̯͎͈̣̺̿͌̐͐̌̇ͪ́͞ä͖̀̓ͭͣͪ̋͡ͅ ͇̔l̟̘̞̯̖̈ͮ̐ͬ̒͛ͮ̂o͇͈͓̗͊̎ͅt̙̭͇̙̭̜̳̫͑̌̕ ͖̯ͧ̊̿ͮ́́͠f̶̮̻̝̲̗͉ͪ̉̆̏͟o̯̫͒̽͗ͭ̄̏́ͯ̚͜r͂̾̆ͯ̽ͦ́҉̘͚͈̝͓̭͖̖ ̷ͥ҉̤̙͉a͂͆̉҉̠̦͍͓ ̴͓͙̭̹͎̞̃̈̐̃̓́͞ş̲̏ͫ͑ͨ̒ͅư̟͇̩͖̙̱̼̎̓̈́̊̍̽ͅp̘̞̯̊̒ͤͮp̧̧̜̺̣̘̲̖̻̟̪̏͌͊̈́͞o̦̘̦ͧ̽ͬͮ͘s̵͙̼͎̙̎͂ẹ̦̬͋̊ͤ̈́̓d͎͉̫͙̈ͣ̂́̕ͅl̸̼͖̳̥̥͙̉̍̑̉͐ͭ͞y̢̻͕̜͇̰̥̰͐̌̉́̇͛ͯͩ̎͘ ̺̗̇́̈́͂̀͌ͪ̐̅a̠̩̯̟̙̤͐̓ͯ͞l͍͚̺͑́̏́l̸͕̝͍̱̜̮̩̄ͣ͝ͅ ̢̛̼̳̤̫̼͚͓̋̄̔ͯ̐͑͛̀̑ͅṗ͖͙͉̭̪̬̥͕ō̇̐̊͂̇̿͏͏҉̩̣̹̹̮ͅw̨͈͚͕͓̩̖ͥͮ͊ͬ̋̇̆̐e̠̭ͫ̾̄̄̈ͥ̇̽ͧ̕͘͘ŗ͓͓̎͋͆̇̂̋͞f͙͔̔̒ͯͭu̠̦̲͕̬̞̥͚̐̅ͯ̎͛͊̇ͨl̷̛̰̦̣͔̰̒̉͆̒ͅ ̲͓̲͓̲͕̙ͤ̍ͣ̉̊̍ͣ̌ͤ́b̘̺̫ͬ͑ͤ͐̈͘e̅ͧ͋́̒̌́̐̊҉̛̝͓̟͈̜ǐ̛̍ͮ̒̈́͋̌ͮ͏͉n̷͉͉̜̆͛͡g̬̖̳͓͉̙̣̠̋͜.̧̝̫ͯͩMy point exactly.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:03:12 am
You tálͪ̉̒̍̚͜͏̖̳͘k̖͗ͯͮͣ ̷̫̳̯͎͈̣̺ͪ́͞ä͖̀̓ͭͣͪ̋͡ͅ lͮotf̶̮̻̝̲̗͉ͪ̉̆̏͟o̯̫͒̽͗ͭ̄̏́ͯ̚͜r͂̾̆ͯ̽ͦ́҉̘͚͈̝͓̭͖̖ ̷ͥ҉̤̙͉a͂͆̉҉̠̦͍͓ ̴͓͙̭̹͎̞̃̈̐̃̓́͞ş̲̏ͫ͑ͨ̒ͅư̟͇̩͖̙̱̼̎̓̈́̊̍̽ͅp̘̞̯̊̒ͤͮp̧̧̜̺̣̘̲̖̻̟̪̏͌͊̈́͞oͧ̽ͬsedl̉y allpōw̨͈͚͕͓̩̖ͥͮ͊ͬ̋̇̆̐e̠̭ͫ̾̄̄̈ͥ̇̽ͧ̕͘͘ŗ͓͓̎͋͆̇̂̋͞f͙͔̔̒ͯͭu̠̦̲͕̬̞̥͚̐̅ͯ̎͛͊̇ͨl̷̛̰̦̣͔̰̒̉͆̒ͅ ͤbeingYOU ARE UNBELIVEING SCUM.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 01:03:37 am
Are we reading the same thread?
Are we viewing the same reality?
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 01:04:54 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:07:27 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 01:09:56 am
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:10:16 am
Are we reading the same thread?I'M READING THREE THREADS AT THE SAME TIME- AND THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE. ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SURE ONE IS ACTUALLY MY OEDPIUS ASSIGNMENT.
Trust me, Misko, doing stuff like that never turns out good. I mean, look at my old attempts to kill the lich by becoming Theodore Crews, having a Fabio army, dual-weilding SOPA and PIPA, and all that stuff. It passed; thos will too. The important thing is that TͯHEͨͫ̾̕ ̗̮͓̝̱̘̫̮̫ͮ̊͌̑̏͝Lͫ̈́ͬ͑͗̽̚Cͥͫͧ̽̓̒͒̚Hͫͭ͂͌͐̾̆͠҉Eͣ̌̓T̶̵̛͍͓̩̣͚͎̫̟̮̣̝͇̊͋̑ͬ̆̿ͤ̒͂ͮ̎̿̑̌́͠ͅT͊̆̌ͨ̒̒͗͆͂̃͛ͣ̆͆͂͡͏̶̼͍̩̘͇̣̜̠̜͈̫͙̗͇͔̹̟͘ͅͅEͫ̒͒̂́̈́ͦ̒ͯ͡ ͣD̑̾̄͌͐͆́̅ͧͫ͗̈̿͊̑͑̀͜҉̫̫̩̦̫͓͖͘̕I̓ͩ̔ͥ̉̈́́̊Eͭ͐ͭS̒̔̒̃
SO FAR MY ATTEMPTS AT TRAVELING BACK HAVE FAILED, AND WHILE I CONTROL MASSIVE FORCES OF EVUL WHOM I BEND TO MY WILL, I'VE STRUGGLED TO DO SO. THEREFORE I'VE DECIDED I NEED TO CO-OPT OTHERS.
STOP WITH THE GRAFITTI
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:11:25 am
And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:12:29 am
If i could be allowed to make a suggestion:And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
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Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:13:09 am
ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 01:13:35 am
And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:14:13 am
And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 01:14:34 am
Deploy bitchin soundtrack
Enmity of the dark lord (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7W6fIm7jiE&feature=related)
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:15:12 am
Hey! Aspiring asexualbro over here.And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.
NEXT ACTION, THEN.And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:16:23 am
SHE IS GETTING EXTRA 3 TO EVERY ROLL, SHE'LL HAVE WON THE GAME BY THE TIME YOU SUCEED.Hey! Aspiring asexualbro over here.And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.NEXT ACTION, THEN.And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:18:45 am
But you don't understand! Eventually, she WILL fall. It is inevitable. Either through actual killing or the GM getting tired of our ham.SHE IS GETTING EXTRA 3 TO EVERY ROLL, SHE'LL HAVE WON THE GAME BY THE TIME YOU SUCEED.Hey! Aspiring asexualbro over here.And forever more does the hand of Tzeentch hold a piece of your soul.And yet I own the hand, so....now what?
Now we annoy the fuck out of Misko with 'graffiti' from beyond the scope of his understanding.
Also, I will hurt you if you use that hand to pleasure yourself. Just saying.NEXT ACTION, THEN.And what if it fails? And then what? HUH? WHATS HAPPENS THEN MR. BIGSHOT?ASCEND TO TRUE FORM
CORRUPT THAT WHICH IS PURE
INFEST IT
CONSUME IT
ABSORB IT
THEN CONSUME CORAI
HANSLANDA
GWG
BFFL
FURTAKA
ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN DEFENSE OF OTHERS
ALL THOSE WHO SMILE WHEN THEY SEE SOMEONE
ALL THAT IS GOOD IN REALITY
ALL THAT IS, WAS OR EVER SHALL BE
DIRG
LICHETTE
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:21:51 am
((It's not over until the Lich(ette) is either destroyed or safe.))BECAUSE. WHAT IF, DURING THAT STATISTICAL AVERAGE, DIRG SAVES HER? WE CAN'T USE TRIED-AND-TRUE TACTICS OF RESPAWN UNTIL SHE DIES, BEACUSE HE CAN DO THE SAM THING. AND GUESS WHAT? HE ISN'T FIGHTING SOMOENE WITH +3 TO HIS ROLLS.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:24:05 am
Indeed. All right, plan: Next turn I'll drain lichette's +3 to rolls and distribute it among you, me, and Wrex. Support my action and then she will be POWERLESS BEFORE OUR MIGHT!((It's not over until the Lich(ette) is either destroyed or safe.))BECAUSE. WHAT IF, DURING THAT STATISTICAL AVERAGE, DIRG SAVES HER? WE CAN'T USE TRIED-AND-TRUE TACTICS OF RESPAWN UNTIL SHE DIES, BEACUSE HE CAN DO THE SAM THING. AND GUESS WHAT? HE ISN'T FIGHTING SOMOENE WITH +3 TO HIS ROLLS.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:25:12 am
ALRIGHT, I APPROVE OF PLAN.Indeed. All right, plan: Next turn I'll drain lichette's +3 to rolls and distribute it among you, me, and Wrex. Support my action and then she will be POWERLESS BEFORE OUR MIGHT!((It's not over until the Lich(ette) is either destroyed or safe.))BECAUSE. WHAT IF, DURING THAT STATISTICAL AVERAGE, DIRG SAVES HER? WE CAN'T USE TRIED-AND-TRUE TACTICS OF RESPAWN UNTIL SHE DIES, BEACUSE HE CAN DO THE SAM THING. AND GUESS WHAT? HE ISN'T FIGHTING SOMOENE WITH +3 TO HIS ROLLS.
NOW CONTINUE WHILE I GO HELP ABOLSIH TIME.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:26:34 am
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:27:55 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:30:32 am
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:31:43 am
I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?Evangelical Christians?
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:33:36 am
But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?Evangelical Christians?
BORING
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:36:13 am
Shityou scared me there. I am actually hoping for a career in politics, so no crazy people wouldn't help.But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?Evangelical Christians?
BORING
Jell, Government would just be a bunch of technocrats.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:37:28 am
So we are agreed then. For assholeism everywhere! Kill the lichette! CHAAAAARRRRRGE! (And on that note, I'll be going to bed.)Shityou scared me there. I am actually hoping for a career in politics, so no crazy people wouldn't help.But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?Evangelical Christians?
BORING
Jell, Government would just be a bunch of technocrats.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 01:37:54 am
YES, NOW WE WILL REST SO THAT WE CAN PREPARE FOR WAR IN THE MORN.So we are agreed then. For assholeism everywhere! Kill the lichette! CHAAAAARRRRRGE! (And on that note, I'll be going to bed.)Shit you scared me there. I am actually hoping for a career in politics, so no crazy people wouldn't help.But that's the thing! As a perfect diety, ther would BE no Evangelical Christians! No conservatism! No evil! And above all,I've been that way the whole game, I just cannot let the lichette b**** create the universe as a LOVING ENTITY! Who would lord it over everyone, smug and sociopathic?Evangelical Christians?
BORING
Hell, Government would just be a bunch of technocrats.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 01:39:04 am
Post by: Dirg on October 02, 2012, 02:26:32 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 02:29:48 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 06:27:18 am
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4O1MPBCoJ6iQ7TAPkjh0-ZrHtrW1kyMskT5531La_aSRq4sVxbw)I agree, except for the part where I get shot.
SHOOT EVERYTHING! LCS, SHOOT EVERYTHING!
Can I become a super-being, too? Oh, wait, if I can find it I'll put it in my action post...
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 06:44:07 am
One last thing: It only took us 7 or 8 pages to come to an agreement! A new record!Considering that we have the same motives, and may well be the same individual across time, yes, awesome.
And all to stop love. You guys are awesome :PYOUR LIFE SHALL BE TAKEN FROM YOU, YOUR SOUL SHALL BE TORTURED FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS, TILL YOU BEG FOR THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH. OUR LEGIONS SHALL OVERWHELM YOU, YOU WILL BE OVERRUN BY THE GREATEST ARMIES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. WE WILL ENSURE THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANNIHALTION OF THE LICHETTE.
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 07:15:50 am
RAPE TEAMWORK, THE TRUE FINAL BOSS
If all goes well, this will disrupt both the alliance that is forming, AND the Lich/dirg love affair
Post by: zomara0292 on October 02, 2012, 07:39:19 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 02, 2012, 09:10:43 am
USURP TITLE OF FINAL BOSS
INITIATE DUEL WITH CREATOR TO DESTROY CREATION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyYH6hcLYjI)
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 09:43:14 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 02, 2012, 10:07:36 am
The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.
TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!
COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 10:14:31 am
And I'm Liberal.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 02, 2012, 10:40:03 am
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?Ask Lichette. She's pretty nice, unless you try to kill her or her family.
And I'm Liberal.
Post by: zomara0292 on October 02, 2012, 10:49:45 am
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 11:07:24 am
um....side......I HAVE NO IDEA, MOSTLY I JUST DO WHATEVER WILL PISS THE MOST PEOPLE OFF....
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 02, 2012, 11:23:10 am
FINAL FORM: GIANT TALKING ANIMATE PENIS (I'm a dick, what did you expect? :P)Not allowed, sir. The mods won't take kindly to me describing the adventures of a penis.
um....side......I HAVE NO IDEA, MOSTLY I JUST DO WHATEVER WILL PISS THE MOST PEOPLE OFF....
Post by: Tiruin on October 02, 2012, 11:24:28 am
Any adventure of a phallus is frowned upon, I'll just point out.FINAL FORM: GIANT TALKING ANIMATE PENIS (I'm a dick, what did you expect? :P)Not allowed, sir. The mods won't take kindly to me describing the adventures of a penis.
um....side......I HAVE NO IDEA, MOSTLY I JUST DO WHATEVER WILL PISS THE MOST PEOPLE OFF....
So no, don't descend into that type of stupidity, please.
Post by: Donuts on October 02, 2012, 11:25:36 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 11:35:33 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 12:07:36 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 02, 2012, 12:26:47 pm
AND
YOINKALICIOUS THE SMELLER OF PAGES
BOTH ON THE SIDE OF GOOD (TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL, I'M AS CONFUSED AS ANYONE)
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 12:41:26 pm
TRAVOLTANATOR THE DISCO INFERNITEI think you mean GLORIOUS LIBERAL.
AND
YOINKALICIOUS THE SMELLER OF PAGES
BOTH ON THE SIDE OF GOOD (TAKE THAT AS YOU WILL, I'M AS CONFUSED AS ANYONE)
/me has a slight idea of whats going on in the LCS board.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 01:23:02 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 01:30:55 pm
Maybe make the 'Lich' morph into other bosses. Say, have it turn into Kefka, or Giygas, or something. I'm tired of fighting just a lich.
Post by: Dirg on October 02, 2012, 01:46:30 pm
Post by: miauw62 on October 02, 2012, 02:19:39 pm
Make it a morph thing. Instead of making it an all out attack, make it so we have to defeat one form for it to move onto another. EachHeroConservative will have to fight one of us minions in order to get to the final boss. If a minion is defeated, they join the other side, and if aheroConservative is defeated they turnevilLiberal.
Maybe make the 'Lich' morph into other bosses. Say, have it turn into Kefka, or Giygas, or something. I'm tired of fighting just a lich.
Meh, too complicated. This is
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 02:39:11 pm
LIBERAL. BECAUSE KITTENS ISH LOVE INCARNATE.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 02:42:14 pm
FINAL FORM: TENTH DOCTER
ALSO LIBERAL.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:13:27 pm
SO! THE SUPPOSED HEROS NOW FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THAT WHICH IS CORRUPT? SHE HAS DESTROYED YOUR MINDS. NEVERTHELESS, DEATH WILL COME TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE ME. THE WAVE OF EXMORTIS SHALL WIPE YOU FROM EXISTANCE. THE IMPURE SHALL PERISH.
*to Supporters*
NOW IS THE HOUR OF OUR TRIUMPH. WE HAVE SWEPT ACROSS THE EARTH, DELIVERING IT OF THE IMPURE. MILLIONS HAVE FALLEN, A BILLION SLAYED LITTER THE CORPSEYARDS. THE FEW PITIFUL SURVIVERS FLED ACROSS THE GALAXY, AND WERE HUNTED. NOW, WE HAVE BEEN DRAWN TO THE GATES OF THEIR LAST SANTUARY. GUARDED BY THE GODS THEMSELVES.
WE SHALL DESTROY THEM. THEIR LIBERTY IS GONE, THE DEMOCRACY IS DEAD, AND A NEW ORDER SHALL ARISE. WE CAN DEFEAT THEM! WE SHALL SLAUGHTER THEM WHERE THEY STAND. THR GROUND WILL SHAKE BENEATH THEM, AND THEIR BLOOD WILL INAUGRATE THE NEW ERA. OUR SLAVES WILL WORK TIRELESSLY TO BUILD OUR EMPIRE. ALL LAND WILL BE STRIPPED. ALL SECRECY WILL VANISH, ALL PRIVACY DEAD, FREE THOUGHT OUTLAWED.
THE FORCES OF THE LICHETTE ARE WEAK, WE ARE STRONG. WE HAVE FOUGHT MANY TIMES, AND NOW IS THE TIME THAT WE GET WHAT WE CAME FOR!!!
*Crowd chants*
NEW WORLD ORDER.
NEW GALAXY ORDER.
NEW UNIVERSE ORDER.
ALL HAIL MISKO. MISKO BLESS US ALL.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:16:00 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 03:17:17 pm
Also: True Love shall conquer all!
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:25:44 pm
'Scourage'? Methinks the insanity hath reached the linguistic center of thy brain.YOU ARE A ANT, CLINGING TO YOUR DOGMA, HOPING IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE WRATH OF MY ARMY.
Also: True Love shall conquer all!
IT SHALL NOT!!!
YOU WILL BE SLAUGHTERED, NEVER MOURNED. YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN FOR ALL HISTORY, WHILE I RULE ALL. YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. I WILL QUOTE YOU AS I SMITE YOUR SOUL DOWN TO THE ENTERNAL CHAMBERS OF HELL: "oh please spare me, have mercy, please, don't do this, you must be reasonable." AND I SHALL SAY:"LOVE CONQUERS ALL? THEN YOU SHOULD BE FINE!!!!"
AHAHAHAAHHAHAH!!!HZHZH!HZ!HHAHh!hh!aa!hAAHHA1H1!!!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 03:28:08 pm
Drink this. It should help with the ranting.
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 03:29:50 pm
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:30:56 pm
(you should probably read over what happened, i went mad 12 pages ago, and mayb 7 of those pages are pure ranting.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Argument Quote pyramid with Eldritch text and one superbeing arguing with itself.
This thread is fucking pure win.
Oh fine....JOIN ME BFEL, FOR THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO TROLL THEN TO DO IT ON THE BAG SIDE. WE HAVE ADAMANTINE THREAD JACKETS.
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Post by: Dirg on October 02, 2012, 03:38:16 pm
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 03:39:52 pm
(you should probably read over what happened, i went mad 12 pages ago, and mayb 7 of those pages are pure ranting.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Argument Quote pyramid with Eldritch text and one superbeing arguing with itself.
This thread is fucking pure win.Oh fine....JOIN ME BFEL, FOR THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO TROLL THEN TO DO IT ON THE BAG SIDE. WE HAVE ADAMANTINE THREAD JACKETS.
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
ADAMANTINE???? NO....I REQUIRE SLADE THREAD JACKET
IT HAS BEEN MANDATED!
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 03:40:54 pm
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Don't you mean Hatepump?
'Cause I'm pretty sure that much vitriol is mutagenic.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:41:49 pm
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.THERE IS NO HEART. I HAVE CEASED TO EXIST ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE. I AM EVIL INCARNATE, THE DARKNESS THE TUGS AT MENS SOULS. I WILL ALWAYS BE ALIVE. AS LONG AS THERE IS EVIL. EVIL SHALL EXIST FOR AS LONG AS MAN REMAINS SENTIENT. I MAY DIE, BUT I WILL RETURN.
ALSO, IRRELEVANT. I DEFEAT YOU.
SURE, WHY NOT?(you should probably read over what happened, i went mad 12 pages ago, and mayb 7 of those pages are pure ranting.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Argument Quote pyramid with Eldritch text and one superbeing arguing with itself.
This thread is fucking pure win.Oh fine....JOIN ME BFEL, FOR THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO TROLL THEN TO DO IT ON THE BAG SIDE. WE HAVE ADAMANTINE THREAD JACKETS.
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
ADAMANTINE???? NO....I REQUIRE SLADE THREAD JACKET
IT HAS BEEN MANDATED!
Post by: Dirg on October 02, 2012, 03:42:40 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:44:47 pm
Well, whatever keeps him alive, I will reach through whatever orifice is necessary to yank it out.KILL YOURSELF THEN. FOR YOU DO YOUR SHARE TO KEEP ME ALIVE. YES, YES, THATS WHY I NEVER RELINQUISH SOULS TO THE REAPER. ALL CAN BE CORRUPTED. YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE NO IMPURE THOUGHTS? HA, YOU ARE AS HUMAN AS ANY.
EDIT: WAIT NO, SHE IS STILL CAPABLE OF TURNING EVIL, MY MISTAKE.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:47:22 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 03:48:44 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 03:54:29 pm
Hey, Misko. Haven't you heard? Good always triumphs over evil. It may have to make massive sacrifices, the world may be less than it once was, heroes may die and nations may fall, but good will always, always, always, always triumph in the end.I HAVE CONQUERED ALL OF EARTH IN THE NAME ON THE MISKO, MY FOLLOWERS WORSHIP ME AND NUMBER MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS. I HAVE WON.
THE REAL PROBLEM, IS THAT YOU HEROS REFUSE TO LOSE. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD HAS REJECTED YOU. THEY CHOSE ME. YOU ARE A ANACHRONSIM, A OUTDATED OLD PHILOSPHY PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT. THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE WORLD ANYMORE. GIVE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 03:56:12 pm
STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.
But, thy Misko, that is why I support her. I hate humanity, remember?
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 03:57:26 pm
Hey, Misko. Haven't you heard? Good always triumphs over evil. It may have to make massive sacrifices, the world may be less than it once was, heroes may die and nations may fall, but good will always, always, always, always triumph in the end.I HAVE CONQUERED ALL OF EARTH IN THE NAME ON THE MISKO, MY FOLLOWERS WORSHIP ME AND NUMBER MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS. I HAVE WON.
THE REAL PROBLEM, IS THAT YOU HEROS REFUSE TO LOSE. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD HAS REJECTED YOU. THEY CHOSE ME. YOU ARE A ANACHRONSIM, A OUTDATED OLD PHILOSPHY PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT. THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE WORLD ANYMORE. GIVE.
They'd didn't choose you: You forced your will upon them. The world will correct the error.
We are the world's immune system. You are the virus. You will be purged. You will be cleansed. You will be eradicated. And light and beauty shall return.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 03:58:11 pm
Hey, Misko. Haven't you heard? Good always triumphs over evil. It may have to make massive sacrifices, the world may be less than it once was, heroes may die and nations may fall, but good will always, always, always, always triumph in the end.I HAVE CONQUERED ALL OF EARTH IN THE NAME ON THE MISKO, MY FOLLOWERS WORSHIP ME AND NUMBER MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS. I HAVE WON.
THE REAL PROBLEM, IS THAT YOU HEROS REFUSE TO LOSE. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD HAS REJECTED YOU. THEY CHOSE ME. YOU ARE A ANACHRONSIM, A OUTDATED OLD PHILOSPHY PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT. THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE WORLD ANYMORE. GIVE.
They'd didn't choose you: You forced your will upon them. The world will correct the error.
We are the world's immune system. You are the virus. You will be purged. You will be cleansed. You will be eradicated. And light and beauty shall return.
THIS.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 04:03:03 pm
IF NO WORK
RELEASE THE ANGLES
IF I CAN....
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 04:03:48 pm
>CONSOLE MISKONO GEOMETRY CAN DEFEAT ME NOW.
IF NO WORK
RELEASE THE ANGLES
IF I CAN....
YOU WISH THAT THIS WAS SO. I HAVE YET TO REVEAL THE REAL TERROR.Hey, Misko. Haven't you heard? Good always triumphs over evil. It may have to make massive sacrifices, the world may be less than it once was, heroes may die and nations may fall, but good will always, always, always, always triumph in the end.I HAVE CONQUERED ALL OF EARTH IN THE NAME ON THE MISKO, MY FOLLOWERS WORSHIP ME AND NUMBER MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS. I HAVE WON.
THE REAL PROBLEM, IS THAT YOU HEROS REFUSE TO LOSE. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE WORLD HAS REJECTED YOU. THEY CHOSE ME. YOU ARE A ANACHRONSIM, A OUTDATED OLD PHILOSPHY PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AT. THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN THE WORLD ANYMORE. GIVE.
They'd didn't choose you: You forced your will upon them. The world will correct the error.
We are the world's immune system. You are the virus. You will be purged. You will be cleansed. You will be eradicated. And light and beauty shall return.
I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED.
YES, THE MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE ON EARTH CHOOSE ME TO REBUILD IT FROM THE DAMAGE DONE BY YOUR DECADE LONG GOD WAR. I AM THE MACHINE, THE GOD THE PEOPLE OF EARTH CREATED, COME TO COLLECT. I SWAYED THEM, BUT I COULD NOT DO SO IF THEY HAD NOT BEIVED ME. I AM PROOF OF THE INHERENT EVIL OF MEN. I AM THE MESSAGE THEY HAVE SENT. I CAN SEE YOU WISH IT WERE NOT TRUE, BUT IT IS. I AM PROOF THAT STALIN WAS NOT A ANOMALY, NOR WAS NAPOLEAN, NOR ANY OF THE TYRANTS BROUGHT INTO POWER BY THE PEOPLE.
I AM YOUR EPITAPH. PREPARE FOR DEATH.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 04:14:36 pm
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDI4GZMVF0)
Arch-Conservative, but opposed to that child Misko.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 04:26:42 pm
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.I WILL KILL YOU LATER, BUT FOR KNOW IT IS PERTINENT THAT THE ENEMY IS SLAUGHTERED.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDI4GZMVF0)
Arch-Conservative, but opposed to that child Misko.
Wow, I'm really crazy aren't I? I don't really know what my guiding philosophy is. I do know i haven't been entirely honest with my supporting humans. I think its vague desire for power. Actually, its really just super conservativism. I'm trying to channel all the crazies, and I will continue to contradict myself. It does involve evil, though. And Hobbesian philosophy.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 05:02:23 pm
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Post by: Dirg on October 02, 2012, 05:15:57 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 05:23:11 pm
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.THAT IS LAME, YOU ARE LAME, AND YOURE STILL HELPING THE LICH, SO LIBERAL YOU ARE.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
Spoiler: YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 05:24:58 pm
You may get your wish Greatwyrm, I was originally planning to have the wedding there, well, until Misko went crazy(er)Neat...
I'll prep the turret choir.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 05:28:36 pm
You may get your wish Greatwyrm, I was originally planning to have the wedding there, well, until Misko went crazy(er)Neat...
I'll prep the turret choir.
YOU BLINDLY PUT YOURSELVES AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. ENVIOUS! MALACIOUS! AND EVEN AFTER ALL THAT YOU STULL THINK YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT! JEALOUSY. HATRED. BETRAYAL. INSOLENCE. DECEPTION. THOSE ARE THE TRUE NATURES OF HUMAN BEINGS! YOU'RE SICKENING. EVEN THING ABOUT IT NOW MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL! YOU'RE ALL HYPOCRITICAL FAKES! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, USELESS. And thats why I've decided to kill you all.HOW PRETENTIOUS OF YOU GREATWYRM.
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 06:24:07 pm
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 06:57:11 pm
Hey, Misko. Haven't you heard? Good always triumphs over evil. It may have to make massive sacrifices, the world may be less than it once was, heroes may die and nations may fall, but good will always, always, always, always triumph in the end.
Tell that to that one Kony warlord dude :P
Or y'know pretty much ANYTHING that happens in life :P
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:05:37 pm
I'm quite aware that real life is grey as fuck and that it's generally pretty nasty when you get down to it. Just let me a wide-eyed idealist for once. :P
Besides, I wanted to counter Misko's insane ramblings with heroic speeches. Bring a little balance and all that.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 07:13:46 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:15:34 pm
Love is something that heroes don't try to destroy.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 07:20:43 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:23:34 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 07:30:20 pm
Shaddup! I was IC!DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE BALKAN WARS, THE UNITED STATES MILITARY BOMBING CAMPIAGN KILLED OVER 500 CIVILIANS?
I'm quite aware that real life is grey as fuck and that it's generally pretty nasty when you get down to it. Just let me a wide-eyed idealist for once. :P
Besides, I wanted to counter Misko's insane ramblings with heroic speeches. Bring a little balance and all that.
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN WORLD WAR II, THE UNITED STATES FIRE-BOMBED THE CITY OF DRESDEN INTO FANCY ASH?
DID YOU KNOW THAT FOLLOWING THAT WAR, THE FRENCH BRUTALLY ROUNDED UP MEN AND BOYS SUSPECTED OF BEING FRIENDLY TO THE GERMAN MILITARY AND VISCOUSLY BEAT THEM, KILLED THEM AND RAPED THEM? YES, RAPE.
You do realize Misko is on the 'hero' side, right? He's fighting against the lichette.(It's a little ambiguous right now. I'm clearly deranged, and power-hungry, but that does not equal evil. The constant summoning of hell does a little though. On the other hand, the lichette wiped out half of all reality 30 pages ago, and killed of my sons mortal mother.)
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:35:22 pm
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE BALKAN WARS, THE UNITED STATES MILITARY BOMBING CAMPIAGN KILLED OVER 500 CIVILIANS?Humanity can change. And it is like any mortal race: Fallible and prone to error. But it can rise above that. But not until you are removed. You are a set of shackles, binding humanity and keeping it from its full potential.
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN WORLD WAR II, THE UNITED STATES FIRE-BOMBED THE CITY OF DRESDEN INTO FANCY ASH?
DID YOU KNOW THAT FOLLOWING THAT WAR, THE FRENCH BRUTALLY ROUNDED UP MEN AND BOYS SUSPECTED OF BEING FRIENDLY TO THE GERMAN MILITARY AND VISCOUSLY BEAT THEM, KILLED THEM AND RAPED THEM? YES, RAPE.
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 07:37:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 07:38:25 pm
HOW MANY MUST DIE BEFORE YOUR SO CALLED PARADISE COMES TO PASS? THOSE COMMENTS ARE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD, SPOKEN OF IN THE CHRISTIAN RELIGION, AND MANY TIMES BEFORE THAT.DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE BALKAN WARS, THE UNITED STATES MILITARY BOMBING CAMPIAGN KILLED OVER 500 CIVILIANS?Humanity can change. And it is like any mortal race: Fallible and prone to error. But it can rise above that. But not until you are removed. You are a set of shackles, binding humanity and keeping it from its full potential.
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN WORLD WAR II, THE UNITED STATES FIRE-BOMBED THE CITY OF DRESDEN INTO FANCY ASH?
DID YOU KNOW THAT FOLLOWING THAT WAR, THE FRENCH BRUTALLY ROUNDED UP MEN AND BOYS SUSPECTED OF BEING FRIENDLY TO THE GERMAN MILITARY AND VISCOUSLY BEAT THEM, KILLED THEM AND RAPED THEM? YES, RAPE.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THE US ARMY ONCE KILLED SURRENDERING GERMANS TROOPS AND WAR PRISONERS AT DACHAU?
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:41:25 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 07:43:24 pm
Humanity is young; its mistake are those of a child trying to understand the world around it. It must be nurtured and guided. So sayeth the Kitten Collective.YOU'RE A CAT? YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS OF WAR!!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:46:21 pm
You shall fall. The collective shall resume its guidance of humanity under the guise of being simple pets. All will be as it once was.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 07:51:39 pm
Many cats. One mind, many bodies.UNLEASH ALOT OF HOUNDS!!!
DID YOU KNOW THAT HUMAN CIVILIZATION HAS EXISTED FOR MORE THEN 12000 YEARS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLES WE KILLED IN THAT TIME? ALOT.
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 07:54:00 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 07:54:17 pm
UNLEASH THE DRAGONS OF PEACE!
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 08:12:17 pm
You are failing linguistically. And 12000 years is but a blink of an eye to the collective. We are eternal. We are everlasting.YOU SEEM QUITE CHEWY THOUGH.
You know how many people we saved from death by wolf, bear, disease, fire, and other types of death? A lot more, not all of them human.YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS KIDS?
UNLEASH THE DRAGONS OF PEACE!
WARS AND GENOCIDE CASUALTY TIME!
*kids cheer*
WW2: 72,000,000
WW1: 65,000,000
EUROPEAN COLONIZATION OF AMERICA:100,000,000
TAIPING REBELLION: 100,000,000
HOLOCAUST: 17,000,000
ETHNIC CLEANSING OF GERMANS FOLLOWING WW2: 3,000,000
FREE REPUBLIC OF CONGO, UNDER KING BELGIUM: 10,000,000
AZTEC RITUAL SACRIFICE: 1,500,000
BUT LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS LEST WE GET BANNED.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 08:13:26 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 08:16:42 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 08:20:00 pm
You are pulling numbers out of your ass now. I'm going to have to kill you for that.I'M NOT PULLING NUMBERS FROM MY ASS, I PULLING NUMBERS OUT OF WIKIPEDIAS ASS. BIG DIFFERENCE. THE SECOND MAY COUNT AS SEXUAL ASSUALT OF A WEBSITE.
The collective must agree with the wolf-monster. Your shenanigans have gone on long enough.MORE WAR DOGS.
YOU FOOLS, YOU MOCK AND LAUGH AT ME, BUT I HAVE THE POWER. I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE WHO SWORE TO DEFEAT THE LICH?
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 08:20:35 pm
I AM A BADASS IDIOT. IN A SUIT. SUIT IS BLACK.
I AM LIBERAL.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 08:21:20 pm
FINAL FORM: BADASS IN A SUITSHOCKER.
I AM A BADASS. IN A SUIT. SUIT IS BLACK.
I AM LIBERAL.
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 08:22:02 pm
FINAL FORM: BADASS IN A SUITSHOCKER.
I AM A BADASS. IN A SUIT. SUIT IS BLACK.
I AM LIBERAL.
VERY MUCH, BECAUSE I SAID BADASS. NOT IDIOT.
INFACT, I MUST GO FIX THIS.
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 08:26:48 pm
The collective must agree with the wolf-monster. Your shenanigans have gone on long enough.MORE WAR DOGS.
YOU FOOLS, YOU MOCK AND LAUGH AT ME, BUT I HAVE THE POWER. I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE WHO SWORE TO DEFEAT THE LICH?
The collective shall fight until we are no more. Plus, we have Marvin. He's a little... disconnected from the collective. And utterly psychotic. And the collective did not arrive until after the lich had fled to the dawn of time. We never stated how we were going to interact with it.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 08:29:59 pm
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Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 08:37:52 pm
Ahh, but there are, Others. Others who were, unloyal to the cause they swore themselves too.The collective must agree with the wolf-monster. Your shenanigans have gone on long enough.MORE WAR DOGS.
YOU FOOLS, YOU MOCK AND LAUGH AT ME, BUT I HAVE THE POWER. I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE WHO SWORE TO DEFEAT THE LICH?
The collective shall fight until we are no more. Plus, we have Marvin. He's a little... disconnected from the collective. And utterly psychotic. And the collective did not arrive until after the lich had fled to the dawn of time. We never stated how we were going to interact with it.
I love how he thinks block capitals make up for a lack of intelligence. They are only good for "lulz", such as when they were earlier employed by all. Large red letters are annoying to read, and overall, I think it's one of the main reasons I'll have to rip out your ribs one at a time and imaple you with them.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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I GROW TIRED OF THIS, WHY DOES THE GM NOT ALLOW THE SLAUGHTER TO CONTINUE? MY MEN GROW WEARY, AND WILL MAKE CAMP IF IT IS REQUIRED.
I CANNOT STAND YOU HEROS, AND THAT YOU DARE CALL YOURSELVES THAT. YOUR ARE LYING, SELFICIOUS SCUM, WHO OPPURTUNISTICLY SWITCH SIDES WHEN CONVENIANT. YOU DISGUST ME. LIBERALS, DOES THAT STAND FOR YOUR INTERPREATION OF MORALS? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SNIDE AND SHREWD, WHO RIDE ON THE BACK OF GIANTS AS THEY FIGHT, AND CLAIM VICTORY. I, I ALONE CHOSE TO STAND AGAINST THIS, BUT I WAS RIDICULED, MOCKED, MADE FUN OF. NO MORE! I WILL NOT BE BROW-BEATEN BY YOU, INFERIORS. ONLY NOW, IN LIGHT OF MY NEW-FOUND RAGE AND POWER DO ANY DARE TO JOIN THE RIGHT-SIDE. YOU, WREX, JOIN THIS SIDE, HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE AT GLORY, AND YET AT THE SAME TIME DISTANCE YOURSELF,SO YOU MAY GET OFF SCOTT FREE IF WE LOSE. TYPICAL, NO REAL MOTIVATIONS BEYOND SELF-PRESERVATION.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 08:39:33 pm
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Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 08:43:43 pm
I GROW TIRED OF THIS, WHY DOES THE GM NOT ALLOW THE SLAUGHTER TO CONTINUE? MY MEN GROW WEARY, AND WILL MAKE CAMP IF IT IS REQUIRED.
I CANNOT STAND YOU HEROS, AND THAT YOU DARE CALL YOURSELVES THAT. YOUR ARE LYING, SELFICIOUS SCUM, WHO OPPURTUNISTICLY SWITCH SIDES WHEN CONVENIANT. YOU DISGUST ME. LIBERALS, DOES THAT STAND FOR YOUR INTERPREATION OF MORALS? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SNIDE AND SHREWD, WHO RIDE ON THE BACK OF GIANTS AS THEY FIGHT, AND CLAIM VICTORY. I, I ALONE CHOSE TO STAND AGAINST THIS, BUT I WAS RIDICULED, MOCKED, MADE FUN OF. NO MORE! I WILL NOT BE BROW-BEATEN BY YOU, INFERIORS. ONLY NOW, IN LIGHT OF MY NEW-FOUND RAGE AND POWER DO ANY DARE TO JOIN THE RIGHT-SIDE. YOU, WREX, JOIN THIS SIDE, HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE AT GLORY, AND YET AT THE SAME TIME DISTANCE YOURSELF,SO YOU MAY GET OFF SCOTT FREE IF WE LOSE. TYPICAL, NO REAL MOTIVATIONS BEYOND SELF-PRESERVATION.
The collective fights for the good of humanity. Why do you fight? You fight out of jealousy, rage, and hatred. The very things that humanity needs to learn to leave behind. You are a disease, tainting the minds of mortals, driving them to acts of violence. The disease shall be purged. So sayeth the collective.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 08:51:29 pm
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FURTHERMORE, I ALWAYS EXPECTED THIS OF CORAI, A BOY WHO MADE HIMSELF FAMOUS THROUGH HIS CONSTANT DEFECTIONS. BUT THERE ARE OTHERS HERE, WHO I GENUINELY BELIEVED WOULD COME TO THE TRUE SIDE. I HAVE BEEN DISABUSED OF SUCH NOTIONS, REALIZING NOW THE ONLY REAL TRUTH IS MIGHT EQUALS RIGHT.
SO, YOU'RE ARGUMENT AGAINST MY RULE OVER HUMANS IS THAT I AM TOO SIMILAR TO THEM? YOU ARE A PRETENTIOUS BEING, ASSUMING YOUR WAY TO BE ALL THE BETTER BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'RE IN IT. I REPRESENT MAN. I CAN AND WILL RULE OVER THEM AS THEY HAVE DONE. THEY ARE USED TO THE WAY OF THINGS, AND I AM A EXTENSION OF THIS.
I GROW TIRED OF THIS, WHY DOES THE GM NOT ALLOW THE SLAUGHTER TO CONTINUE? MY MEN GROW WEARY, AND WILL MAKE CAMP IF IT IS REQUIRED.
I CANNOT STAND YOU HEROS, AND THAT YOU DARE CALL YOURSELVES THAT. YOUR ARE LYING, SELFICIOUS SCUM, WHO OPPURTUNISTICLY SWITCH SIDES WHEN CONVENIANT. YOU DISGUST ME. LIBERALS, DOES THAT STAND FOR YOUR INTERPREATION OF MORALS? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SNIDE AND SHREWD, WHO RIDE ON THE BACK OF GIANTS AS THEY FIGHT, AND CLAIM VICTORY. I, I ALONE CHOSE TO STAND AGAINST THIS, BUT I WAS RIDICULED, MOCKED, MADE FUN OF. NO MORE! I WILL NOT BE BROW-BEATEN BY YOU, INFERIORS. ONLY NOW, IN LIGHT OF MY NEW-FOUND RAGE AND POWER DO ANY DARE TO JOIN THE RIGHT-SIDE. YOU, WREX, JOIN THIS SIDE, HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE AT GLORY, AND YET AT THE SAME TIME DISTANCE YOURSELF,SO YOU MAY GET OFF SCOTT FREE IF WE LOSE. TYPICAL, NO REAL MOTIVATIONS BEYOND SELF-PRESERVATION.
The collective fights for the good of humanity. Why do you fight? You fight out of jealousy, rage, and hatred. The very things that humanity needs to learn to leave behind. You are a disease, tainting the minds of mortals, driving them to acts of violence. The disease shall be purged. So sayeth the collective.
YOU CONTINUELY IGNORE ONE THING. OF EVERYONE HERE, I AM BEGOTTEN OF MY SERVICE TO MAN. IF I WERE HATED, OR DESPISED NEARLY AS MUCH YOU IMPLY VIOLATING YOUR SYSTEM OF ETHICS IS, I COULD NOT EVEN ATTEMPT THIS. I AM WHAT THEY MADE ME. I AM THE SCOURGE OF THE GODS, APPOINTED BY MAN TO CHASTISE YOU, FOR NONE KNOW THE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS BETTER THEN I. YOU ARE WICKED, BUT I AM MORE WICKED THEN YOU, SO BE SILENT!
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 08:56:05 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:00:07 pm
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:01:50 pm
You are the last obstacle to humanity's rise to enlightenment. You are a manifestation of their darkness. Therefore, once you are purged, they will be free of these darker urges. Free to pursue cultural advancement. Free to expand beyond the world of their birth. Free to do as they desire without fear of their own nature sabotaging their efforts. The collective has helped many species. Humanity is merely our newest charge.ONE CAN ONLY SHAKE WITH FEAR UPON HEARING THIS LATEST CHARGE. HOW MAY RACE'S CULTURES HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT BY THE ALL-CONSUMING EGO. I AM HUMANITIES LAST DEFENDER, DEFENDER OF ALL OF THE HUMAN RACE, AS IS EVIDENCED BY THE ARMY BEHIND ME. IT IS CLEAR ALL YOU WISH IS TO WIPE AWAY HUMANITIES FREE-WILL, SO YOU MAY IMPOSE YOUR OWN TWISTED VERSION OF CULTURE.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU NOW, MONSTER. BEGONE!
Post by: Vorthon on October 02, 2012, 09:04:30 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:04:30 pm
I CANNOT STAND YOU HEROS, AND THAT YOU DARE CALL YOURSELVES THAT. YOUR ARE LYING, SELFICIOUS SCUM, WHO OPPURTUNISTICLY SWITCH SIDES WHEN CONVENIANT. YOU DISGUST ME. LIBERALS, DOES THAT STAND FOR YOUR INTERPREATION OF MORALS? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SNIDE AND SHREWD, WHO RIDE ON THE BACK OF GIANTS AS THEY FIGHT, AND CLAIM VICTORY. I, I ALONE CHOSE TO STAND AGAINST THIS, BUT I WAS RIDICULED, MOCKED, MADE FUN OF. NO MORE! I WILL NOT BE BROW-BEATEN BY YOU, INFERIORS. ONLY NOW, IN LIGHT OF MY NEW-FOUND RAGE AND POWER DO ANY DARE TO JOIN THE RIGHT-SIDE. YOU, WREX, JOIN THIS SIDE, HOPEFUL FOR A CHANCE AT GLORY, AND YET AT THE SAME TIME DISTANCE YOURSELF,SO YOU MAY GET OFF SCOTT FREE IF WE LOSE. TYPICAL, NO REAL MOTIVATIONS BEYOND SELF-PRESERVATION.
This is so much more boring when you have the script. :/YOU ARE A TRAITOR. WHILE VORTHONHAS HIS EXCUSES, AND NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING OF CORAI, YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. YOU SUPPOSEDLY FOUGHT THE LICH YOURSELF, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, BEFORE DEFEATING THE FORM. BUT NOW, WHAT OF YOU? TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ARTHUR, TELL ME WHO YOU JUSTIFY THIS.
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 09:08:20 pm
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 09:09:06 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:12:28 pm
This is so much more boring when you have the script. :/YOU ARE A TRAITOR. WHILE VORTHONHAS HIS EXCUSES, AND NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING OF CORAI, YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. YOU SUPPOSEDLY FOUGHT THE LICH YOURSELF, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, BEFORE DEFEATING THE FORM. BUT NOW, WHAT OF YOU? TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ARTHUR, TELL ME WHO YOU JUSTIFY THIS.
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
You raise an intriquing point. Which I respond to with:
Tzeentch.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:15:51 pm
YOUR BREAK CAME BEFORE THAT OF THE TRANSFORMATION, INDEED, IT WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN LEARNED OF MY ASCENDANCY. YOU ARE BUT A CONFIDENCE THIEF, WHO DANCES AMONGST OTHERS PERCEPTIONS AND CHANGES HIMSELF TO GET AWAY WITH IT.This is so much more boring when you have the script. :/YOU ARE A TRAITOR. WHILE VORTHONHAS HIS EXCUSES, AND NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING OF CORAI, YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. YOU SUPPOSEDLY FOUGHT THE LICH YOURSELF, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, BEFORE DEFEATING THE FORM. BUT NOW, WHAT OF YOU? TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ARTHUR, TELL ME WHO YOU JUSTIFY THIS.
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
You raise an intriquing point. Which I respond to with:
Tzeentch.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 09:17:02 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:20:18 pm
YOUR BREAK CAME BEFORE THAT OF THE TRANSFORMATION, INDEED, IT WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN LEARNED OF MY ASCENDANCY. YOU ARE BUT A CONFIDENCE THIEF, WHO DANCES AMONGST OTHERS PERCEPTIONS AND CHANGES HIMSELF TO GET AWAY WITH IT.This is so much more boring when you have the script. :/YOU ARE A TRAITOR. WHILE VORTHONHAS HIS EXCUSES, AND NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING OF CORAI, YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. YOU SUPPOSEDLY FOUGHT THE LICH YOURSELF, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, BEFORE DEFEATING THE FORM. BUT NOW, WHAT OF YOU? TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ARTHUR, TELL ME WHO YOU JUSTIFY THIS.
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
You raise an intriquing point. Which I respond to with:
Tzeentch.
Dude. READ A FRAKKING BOOK.
TZEENTCH.
LORD OF CHANGE.
Quote
YOU ARE BUT A CONFIDENCE THIEF, WHO DANCES AMONGST OTHERS PERCEPTIONS AND CHANGES HIMSELF TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
This is literally the most perfect way to explain it. I am Tzeentch. I know no bounds, not space, nor time, nor oath, nor code, nor law. I am Change incarnate. I HAVE NO RULES BRAH. It's all for lulz.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 09:21:33 pm
(I bet I spelled that wrong..)
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
Why are the liberals pro-lich anyways?
BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF LOVE, OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I FRANKLY THINK ITS BECAUSE I'M CONSERVATIVE, AND I OPPOSE THE LICH, AND THEREFORE THIS IS THE BEST METHOD TO OPPOSE ME.
tHEY'VE CLEARLY NOT HEARD ABOUT THE MORAL EVENT HORIZON. SHE WIPED HALF OF REALITY APART. I WILL NOT FORGIVE, I WILL NOT FORGET. THE MOTHER OF MY MORTAL SON IS DEAD BECAUSE OF HER.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
FINAL FORM: TENTH DOCTER
ALSO LIBERAL.
Kabuttski! The liberal flying Russian bear-cavalrist!
LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.HERE, SO MANY HEROS, SO MANY TRAITORS.
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 09:23:15 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:25:35 pm
You know, if we could get Kai in on this, he could be Slanesh.
(I bet I spelled that wrong..)
Slaanesh is the 'common' form. But, being a god of Chaos, I doubt he'd be concerned about proper spelling.
Why are the liberals pro-lich anyways?
BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF LOVE, OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I FRANKLY THINK ITS BECAUSE I'M CONSERVATIVE, AND I OPPOSE THE LICH, AND THEREFORE THIS IS THE BEST METHOD TO OPPOSE ME.
tHEY'VE CLEARLY NOT HEARD ABOUT THE MORAL EVENT HORIZON. SHE WIPED HALF OF REALITY APART. I WILL NOT FORGIVE, I WILL NOT FORGET. THE MOTHER OF MY MORTAL SON IS DEAD BECAUSE OF HER.Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.FINAL FORM: TENTH DOCTER
ALSO LIBERAL.Kabuttski! The liberal flying Russian bear-cavalrist!LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.HERE, SO MANY HEROS, SO MANY TRAITORS.
First of all, I think you're lying about the 'mother' thing.
Second of all, I think you are the traitor. Fighting your fellows to destroy a being that only wants love now?
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:27:41 pm
Revenge is so Passe. I'm just in it for the killing.
YOU'RE IGNOPRING THE FACT YOU WERE PRO-LICH BEFORE YOU TURNED INTO TZEENTCH.YOUR BREAK CAME BEFORE THAT OF THE TRANSFORMATION, INDEED, IT WAS LIKE THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN LEARNED OF MY ASCENDANCY. YOU ARE BUT A CONFIDENCE THIEF, WHO DANCES AMONGST OTHERS PERCEPTIONS AND CHANGES HIMSELF TO GET AWAY WITH IT.This is so much more boring when you have the script. :/YOU ARE A TRAITOR. WHILE VORTHONHAS HIS EXCUSES, AND NO ONE EXPECTED ANYTHING OF CORAI, YOU WERE A MAN OF HONOR. YOU SUPPOSEDLY FOUGHT THE LICH YOURSELF, SINGLE-HANDEDLY, BEFORE DEFEATING THE FORM. BUT NOW, WHAT OF YOU? TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE ARTHUR, TELL ME WHO YOU JUSTIFY THIS.
And now Misko rants some more.
P̸̤͉͍̻͓̌̄ͦ̉ͦ͛̂́̕ṛ̑͝o͕̙̽ͪͫ͘͡b̢̩͆̓̀a͍̠̗̲̗̼̘ͬ̓ͭ͊̋̽͐b͚̤͙͔͍̳͉͈͆̆̽͛̌ͯļͮ͊̀̾̔͊͏̫͙̖͎̮y̶̅̒͋͏͎ ͍̦͔ͮ͋͐͒͒͘a̜͓̭̪̠̲̓̃͠b͙̟̦́͋̈́̋̓ͬ̿ͨ̚o̤̭͈̠͖ͪ̈́̏̉͑͒͢ü̴̵̩̜͉̥̾ͩ̉ͧ̔͗t̹̠̫ͪ̉̀̐̿ͨ͂ͭ̕ ̵̜̺̣̘̠̻̭͐̔͗̑͒͒̋͜tͧ͌̇́ͣ͐͗̉҉̰͍̭̮̗h̵͕̩̮̤̖̐ͪ̐ͣͥịͦ̅̚s̢͕̠͍̍ͤ͢ ̷̦̣͙͇̘̙̯̳̞̂̆̆̄̂ͩ͝t̢͎̀̐͡e̪̳͖̭̮̐ͯ͐ͧ͋́͐̆ͫx͚͍̱̮ͧ́̓ṫ̉̂̀ͨ͝͏̨̹̯.̶̼͓̣̙͎̲̝̈̉͝͞
You raise an intriquing point. Which I respond to with:
Tzeentch.
Dude. READ A FRAKKING BOOK.
TZEENTCH.
LORD OF CHANGE.QuoteYOU ARE BUT A CONFIDENCE THIEF, WHO DANCES AMONGST OTHERS PERCEPTIONS AND CHANGES HIMSELF TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
This is literally the most perfect way to explain it. I am Tzeentch. I know no bounds, not space, nor time, nor oath, nor code, nor law. I am Change incarnate. I HAVE NO RULES BRAH. It's all for lulz.
Revenge is so Passe. I'm just in it for the killing.I AM HERE BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH SENT ME. I WILL NOT FIGHT THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT THE PEOPLE OF EARTH.
I REITERATE, I WAS SENT HERE TO FIGHT THE LICH, AND IWILL DO SO. THIS WAS MY, OUR MISSION FROM THE BEGGINING.You know, if we could get Kai in on this, he could be Slanesh.
(I bet I spelled that wrong..)
Slaanesh is the 'common' form. But, being a god of Chaos, I doubt he'd be concerned about proper spelling.Why are the liberals pro-lich anyways?
BECAUSE OF THE POWER OF LOVE, OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE. I FRANKLY THINK ITS BECAUSE I'M CONSERVATIVE, AND I OPPOSE THE LICH, AND THEREFORE THIS IS THE BEST METHOD TO OPPOSE ME.
tHEY'VE CLEARLY NOT HEARD ABOUT THE MORAL EVENT HORIZON. SHE WIPED HALF OF REALITY APART. I WILL NOT FORGIVE, I WILL NOT FORGET. THE MOTHER OF MY MORTAL SON IS DEAD BECAUSE OF HER.Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.FINAL FORM: TENTH DOCTER
ALSO LIBERAL.Kabuttski! The liberal flying Russian bear-cavalrist!LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.HERE, SO MANY HEROS, SO MANY TRAITORS.
First of all, I think you're lying about the 'mother' thing.
Second of all, I think you are the traitor. Fighting your fellows to destroy a being that only wants love now?
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:27:57 pm
(a Cookie to the one who gets it)
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:29:55 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:32:45 pm
Da hell. My magic not working that turn, making almighty salt-shakers and such.(3) YOU INFUSE YOUR SHORT BUS CHILD WITH YOUR POWER. I'M SORRY. THAT JOKE MADE ME FEEL AWFUL. (5) HE ISN'T THE SMARTEST, BUT BY YOU, HE IS STRONG. VERY, VERY STRONG. LIKE RUN THROUGH HALF OF EXISTENCE, PUNCH THROUGH PLANETS, ESCAPE THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF GALAXIES AND UNIVERSES, AND BREAK THROUGH THE CORE SHEILDING, TO GRAB THE FROST ORB FOR YOU. (6) "Ah, but fuck you." HE KILLS YOUR SONS MORTAL MOTHER, WITH A LAZOR BEAM THAT ALSO DISINTEGRATES THAT HALF OF REALITY.
>INFUSE POWER INTO SON ON MORTAL PLANE
>MAKE HIM STEAL FROST ORB
>EXPLAIN TO LICH THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO CREATE SOMETHING "ABOVE" HIS HEAD, AS IN SPACE ABOVE HAS NO MEANING, AND HE IS ABALL, AND THEREFORE HAS NO HEAD.
I WILL DEFEAT FROST EVENTUUALLY.
its like killing the iron giantI'D KILL THE IRON GIANT IF IT WERE IN THIS POSITION. AT THAT POINT, THE IRON GIANT HAD ONLY DEFENDED ITSELF. THE LICH WIPED OUT HALF OF REALITY. NOT EQUAL
(a Cookie to the one who gets it)
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:33:21 pm
MEGA SNIP
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:34:15 pm
DAFUQ IS THIS.MEGA SNIPSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:34:43 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:36:30 pm
MY VAGUE ATTEMPT AT CALMING HIM DOWN IS RUINED!!
Spoiler: LETS TRY THIS AGAIN (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:39:43 pm
STOP DOING THATYOU SHALL NOT CALM THE RAGE OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!
MY VAGUE ATTEMPT AT CALMING HIM DOWN IS RUINED!!Spoiler: LETS TRY THIS AGAIN (click to show/hide)
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:41:42 pm
STOP DOING THATYOU SHALL NOT CALM THE RAGE OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!
MY VAGUE ATTEMPT AT CALMING HIM DOWN IS RUINED!!Spoiler: LETS TRY THIS AGAIN (click to show/hide)
IM THE MOTHERFUCKING DOCTER
Spoiler: LETS TRY THIS AGAIN, AGAIN (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 09:43:02 pm
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Additionally, a song of me. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo)
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 09:45:55 pm
Defect to Liberal...for now
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 09:47:25 pm
Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.
Defect to Liberal...for now
You know, we need more
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:48:17 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 09:49:15 pm
Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.I remember you, from a half-real dream...
Defect to Liberal...for now
Ally with me. You amuse me, and I shall create a realm of infinite combatants, so you can kill...forever.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:50:15 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:51:31 pm
theres a party there if anyone wants come with.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:53:02 pm
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.HA, WE ARE BUT OPPOSITES, I THE EPITOME OF WHAT ORGANIZATION SEEKS, YOU THE HUMBLING, DESTROYING FORCE OF ENTROPY. STILL, IT IS BY OUR DUAL NATURE THAT WE MUST STAND AGAISNT THE LICHETTE. WE ALL HAVE OUR MOTIVES
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
... My bad bro. Here's a chaos cookie. Wait, not that one. It's got your wife's soul in it.I INGORE THIS.
LEGIONS! I HAVE SPOKEN TO THE ENEMY, AND THEY REFUSE TO GIVE UP THE LICHETTE PEACEFULLY.
NO MATTER, WE WILL NOW HAVE THE ABILITY TO PROSECUTE FOR THEIR CRIMES.
WE, THE PEOPLE OF EARTH, HAVE BEEN SEVERELY INJURED BY THEIR ACTIONS. NO MORE! NOW WE WILL DEFEAT THEM, AND ESTABISH A NEW ERA! ONE WHERE MAN RULES AMONGST THE STARS, UNBOTHERED BY THE PRIFUL WORKINGS OF THE GODS.
WE HAVE BEEN BEATEN AND ABUSED SINCE THE DAYS OF OEDIPUS, NO MORE!
*CHEERS*
TODAY, THE LEGIONS OF EARTH WILL COME, AND DESTROY THE LICH!
*CHEERS*
WE WILL TRIUMPH! NO ONE CAN STAND IN FRONT OF THE MIGHT THAT IS THE TERRAN ARMY, NOT EVEN THE GODS THEMSELVES! ESPECIALLY, NOT THE LICH.
*CHANTS:*
BURN THE LICHETTE!
BURN THE LICHETTE!
BURN THE LICHETTE!
Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! THE LICHETTE PROPOSES TO CREATE A IDYLLIC SOCIETY, ONE WHICH YOU WOULD BE ANAETHMA TO. FOR HER TO SUCEED, YOU MUST FAIL. IF YOU JOIN, YOU WILL BE BACK-STABBED.
Defect to Liberal...for now
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 09:53:26 pm
Fuck you guys im heading to the tardis
theres a party there if anyone wants come with.
The LCS has struck again! The events took place at the Tardis.
The LCS engaged in murder, vandalism, theft and destruction of private property.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 09:53:37 pm
Xantalos is pretty persuasive... Unless he's on Misko's team, then he's just the silver-tongued devil beside the bellowing demagoge.If Misko is on my team, then he is. Nevertheless, if you wish, ally with me against the corpse-bitch. I will grant you a single wish after and then depart this realm.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 09:56:17 pm
Xantalos is pretty persuasive... Unless he's on Misko's team, then he's just the silver-tongued devil beside the bellowing demagoge.HE IS MY OPPOSITE, THE PURITY OF DESTRUCTION, AS OPPOSED TO THE RIGIDITY OF ORDER. HOWEVER, HE AND I SEE A COMMON ENEMY IN THE LICH.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. IT IS TIME FOR A DISPLAY OF MY POWER. WITH MY ACTION, I SHALL SMITE THE BEING KNOWN AS VORTHON
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 09:58:16 pm
Fuck the corpse bitch, and fuck trying to calm misko.
FACTION:THE MOTHERFUCKING TIMELORDS
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
TIMELORDS FUCK YES
>TO THE TARDIS BEFORE HE CAN HIT ME
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 09:59:09 pm
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:00:54 pm
Know what?YOU HAVE STOOD DOWN, AND FOR THIS I SPARE YOU. I FIGHT TO REASSERT HUMANITY, NOT OUT OF HATE.
Fuck the corpse bitch, and fuck trying to calm misko.
FACTION:THE MOTHERFUCKING TIMELORDS
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
TIMELORDS FUCK YES
>TO THE TARDIS BEFORE HE CAN HIT ME
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.I AM THE TRUE FINAL BOSS, IF YOU CAN CALL ME THAT. I HAVE CONTRACTUAL BOSS IMMUNITY. SO DOES THE LICHETTE.YOU, HOWEVER, DO NOT.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 10:02:21 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 10:02:33 pm
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 10:03:37 pm
IS THAT HOW THE TARDIS WORKS? I NEVER WATCHED DR. WHO.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:05:20 pm
I have infinite form and boundless shape. Death is but a tool for me. I may not have Contractual Boss Immunity, but I am still ä́̌ͯ̏̍ͤͮ̋̔͏̟͕̦̥͚͙͎̘ ̠͖̺̲̋ͫͥ̈́D̫̪͕̍̈́̓ͬ̍̀̀̅͢aͣͩ҉̬̙͇͠͞r̗͓͓̺͓̞̺͇̽̿̓ͦͤ̕k̨͔̩̄ ̧̛̜̘͎͎͇̾͊̒ͬ́̇̐ͪG̷͍̦͍̪͕̹̭͂́̚ͅö̖͈̥̳́͒͑ͬͤ͢d͙͖͉̜̮̺̥̺̟̈́͋̂ͨ͒̍͒ͤ͑͟ ̜̼̯̭̗̦̂́̀o̲͎̭͂ͤͤͩ̅ͬ͌f̷̡̥͈̼̐ͫͧͨ͋ ͙͉̦̠͔͓͓̫̄̋̋̔̇̏ͅĮ̡̭̟̫̠̫͕̖ͬͬͮͭͣ̇̎̾́ṋ̘͍̽͐͋̇͗̌ͫ̚f̸̴̝͍͍͚̟͍͉̩̿̐͆̆̑ͩ̋̑́i̖̮̥̗͕̘̩͋͑͠n̛̻̬͈̈́̈́̏ͫ̽i̔̃̐̐̊ͯ̂̐̅͏͏̭͕̬̀t̠̠̘͓̬̗͋̈̌̑̊͒̆ͫ́e̸̟͓ͨ̎ ̗͉͈̘͍̖̱͈ͥ͂̅̾ͥͬ͆ͥ͠P̮̺̝̝̟̺͈̿͊ͣͭo̵͙̠͎̻̭͚̻̔̋ẉ̠͙̳͆̒ͦ̀̀ȩ̨̳̬̰͔͋͐ͪ̓͊ͮ͡r̢̠͒̐̏̔̄̈̒.͎͕͔͈͛̒ͩ͊BACK, BEAST. YOU THINK MIGHTILY OF YOURSELF, BUT I SUPERCEDE YOU. I AM THE AVATAR OF CONSERVATISM, THE SUM OF ALL HUMANITY, THE RULER OF EARTH, DEITY OF ORDER.
THE LCS STANDS DOWN AGAINST MISKO, FOR NOW. WE REQUIRE THE TARDIS SO WE CAN FIGHT THE IMMORTALS.FINE, YOU SHALL BE SPARED.
IS THAT HOW THE TARDIS WORKS? I NEVER WATCHED DR. WHO.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:05:35 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 02, 2012, 10:06:05 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:07:23 pm
Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 10:07:33 pm
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:09:28 pm
The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 10:10:50 pm
I only have 71 pages...The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
...I only have 79 pa
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:13:26 pm
A while ago. Nevertheless, the end of love will come. Until then, adeiu, auf weidershen, hatstack la vista, and Ţ̸̵̗̠̣̭͎̻͙̺̠͉̞̲̬̩̞̲̮͆̓̉ͩ̍͛̽ͤ́̚͡ͅa̼͔̱͕̯͔͓͇̙̪̰̲ͩ̇͂̏͞ͅ-̧̬͓̠͔͉̥͍͈͉̲̝̠̝̝͓̾̑̊̽̃́ͅt̶̵̴̥͈͉͉̳̜̗̱̟̥̲̰̣̩͇̳̜̒̾̾ͦͪ̑͐ͥ͆͛ͯ̓ͣ̄ͯͨͮ͠ͅa̴̸̵̙͚͓̭̩̥̞̻͓̮̘͕̫̙̹̤̒ͧ͐͂ͭ̃ͮ̾̿̇̉̉̈́̈̀͢.ͨͥ̐̃́̇ͨͥ̓҉̴̴̡̝̠͎͈̠̥͈̰̭̣̲I only have 71 pages...The conclusion happened on page 109 or something.Not to belittle all these wonderful acts of destruction, I have the feeling Spinal_Taper is making a sequel. In a new thread.seriously? there must be some conclusion to this thread! It had no real climax! Reviews will go into the toliet! Spinal-Tap wil be ruined!
...I only have 79 pa
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:26:41 pm
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:27:41 pm
Being a god of humanity would explain the shouting.May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:28:13 pm
Unless you call her admiting she liked Dirg the end, in which case this is the epilogue.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:29:32 pm
Wait, that means, that this is just recruitment. JOIN ME!!!
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:30:47 pm
BOSS TURN:That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.
The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.
TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!
COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:34:05 pm
I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.BOSS TURN:That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.
The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.
TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!
COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.
Post by: BFEL on October 02, 2012, 10:34:59 pm
Shaddup! I was IC!
I'm quite aware that real life is grey as fuck and that it's generally pretty nasty when you get down to it. Just let me a wide-eyed idealist for once. :P
Besides, I wanted to counter Misko's insane ramblings with heroic speeches. Bring a little balance and all that.
NO NO NO, you dont counter him with heroics! You counter him with PURE LOGICAL SANE !!BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 10:36:21 pm
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:37:02 pm
May I suggest your theme music? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44) That or Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries.I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.BOSS TURN:That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.
The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.
TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!
COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 10:38:02 pm
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
WE. ARE. DEMONS.
Mwahahahahaha?
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 10:38:23 pm
Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.I remember you, from a half-real dream...
Defect to Liberal...for now
Ally with me. You amuse me, and I shall create a realm of infinite combatants, so you can kill...forever.
I accept your offer.
Ally with Eldritchism.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:39:28 pm
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:40:28 pm
Holy shit that video.May I suggest your theme music? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44) That or Wagner. Ride of the Valkyries.I think we arrives at the same time. Yeah, that makes sense. If it was just the all consuming cloud of death you are, she wouldn't pull our her sword, cause stabbing cloud seems pretty pointless. Besides, since I and Wrex are physical, we certainly were the ones who made the sound.BOSS TURN:That was me, I think. Or you. Or something. So yeah.
The Lichette suddenly shudders a bit, and tries to grab Dirgs attention. She gives him a worried, guilty frown, latches onto him, and points at the wormhole from whence they came.
"I don't think we win, Dirg. I-I think they're back. I-I'm scared."
Just then, a loud rattling sound emenates from the wormhole, and something horrible, so horrible that the muind cannot comprehend it forces its way through. A sheathe materializes on Lichettes back, and she reaches for it, intending to defend Dirg to the death.
HOLY SHIT WHAT A TWIST.
TELL ME YOUR FINAL FORMS, AND WHETHER YOU'RE LIBERAL (LICHETTE) OR CONSERVATIVE (MISKO) AND WE'LL GET THIS SEQUAL SHIT ON THE ROAD!
COMING SOON: YOU AT FINAL BOSS 2: INSERT SEQUAL NAME HERE
So yeah, we are a contingent of dark ones coming to rain on dirgs parade.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 10:40:39 pm
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:42:28 pm
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:47:18 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 10:49:39 pm
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 10:55:15 pm
Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 10:56:48 pm
A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 10:57:38 pm
You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 02, 2012, 10:58:46 pm
Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Post by: Wrex on October 02, 2012, 10:59:14 pm
Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
No it dosen't.
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 11:01:53 pm
My stroy is Straaight. Why can't lizard people from space have collectives and lay eggs in anuses?Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
No it dosen't.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 02, 2012, 11:20:21 pm
TEAMS: Correct me if neccesary
LIBERAL/ROMANTICISTS
His endless chatter grates upon my nerves. I have grown tired of this game.
Annihilate Misko. If successful, join Xantalos. If fails, stay on the Liberal team.
Cross the male lich with Taveros (I want his horns too) and you have me. The lich's subconscious (unofficially).
Also I will Liberaly kick you ass.
Question, can I have my sword? The one I crafted, and the golem took?
And I'm Liberal.
I am: A giant dragon-robot with lots of neat weapons and powerful magic. Also the pope of the reformed Miskopalian church.
I am a Moderate.
I will convince the lichette and Dirg to get married in the Miskopalian church I set up at Aperture Science.
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.
Keep talking Miskos, for it shall make it all the easier to reach down your throat and yank out the sad remains of your heart.
Final Form: Demonic Werewolf.
There is no good. There is no evil, there is only the strong, and the weak. There is only power, and those too weak to sieze it. There is no love, there is only anger. There is no joy, there is only sorrow. There is no hope, there is only hate. All the talk of order, peace, and beauty is merely madmen scrabbling desprately to avoid the truth: That we are the cruel ones, the destroyers of life. We meddle in things we don't understand, for the sake of those not yet born, and for what? Nothing but petty squabbles over dogma. The Madness must end! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDI4GZMVF0)Arch-Conservative, butopposed to that child Misko.
CONSERVATIVE/PALADINSOh fine....
MY FINAL FORM SHALL BE.....DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 (!!!!!!)
Oh and on the Conservative side, because its the dickish thing to do at this point.STOP SUPPORTING THE LICHETTE, SHE IS EVIL.Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
TIME LORDS:Know what?
Fuck the corpse bitch, and fuck trying to calm misko.
FACTION:THE MOTHERFUCKING TIMELORDS
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
TIMELORDS FUCK YES
>TO THE TARDIS BEFORE HE CAN HIT ME
TURN:
The claw continues trying to force its way into the unborn universe, pulling the wormhole wider and wider as it pulls itself in. Around the wormhole, space itself twists and warps.
Lichettes breath slows to a calm and measured pace, and her ebon blade glows with an eerie purple light. The light steadily gains intensity and volume, eventually surrounding her in an orb of purple light. Just then, its expansion halts, and reverses into a compaction around her. The orb surrounds her and begins to rotate, before condensing into her body and leaving a weak glow around her. She gives Dirg a warm smile, then reaches out and grabs his hand.
"Let me help you."
Some of the energy course through their grasps, leaving Dirg with a similar glow...
Just then, a massive bursting sound is heard, followed by a ripping like God himself unzipping his fly. A many-armed, soot black monstrosity pulls itself from the wormhole, with a face composed of ever-shifting features. One moment, it's consumed with rage, and the next it's filled with the corrupting joy of vengeance. It's followed by a legion of other beings, each the ethereal form of one of the heroes of times past.
Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg. Once again, Misko is filled with a primeval, seething rage, and feels his power increase, to such a degree that it cannot control its strength. It must choose a lieutenant to boost in power.
COMMENTARY:
I THINK SPINAL_TAPER IS GONNA TAKE A FEW WEEKS TO ROLL ALL THE ACTIONS.HAHAHA. No. It's not quite time for the first clash of the war. Besides, do you think I could remember all of those? ALSO, THIS WILL HOPEFULLY END THIS GAME, FREEING MY UP FOR A POSSIBLE SEQUEL. The new status for the Romantics and Paladins will detail their organization as well as their numbers.
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TIME LORDS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 11:23:46 pm
I imagine a bunch of massive gods entering a area, one talking and talking, and 2 of them just wandering off bored.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 11:26:06 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 11:32:12 pm
Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg.
I lol'd. With 'Trololo' in the backround, I lol'd. I can't breathe. Good god, this is great.
Immobilize Dirg!
Post by: misko27 on October 02, 2012, 11:33:28 pm
Sure, go ahead. Now that I have a +3 bonus, just try it.
Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg.
I lol'd. With 'Trololo' in the backround, I lol'd. I can't breathe. Good god, this is great.
My action stands. Annihilate Misko!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 02, 2012, 11:34:56 pm
I can save my game. You can't.
Post by: Xantalos on October 02, 2012, 11:35:44 pm
So true. (No offense, Misko - you make good evil speeches.) Ah, yes, actions. ALL THAT THE CORPSE-BITCH AND HER ALLIES (except Wrex) IS SHALL BECOME NOT. THEY SHALL NO LONGER BE.
Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg.
I lol'd. With 'Trololo' in the backround, I lol'd. I can't breathe. Good god, this is great.
My action stands. Annihilate Misko!
Post by: Corai on October 02, 2012, 11:36:40 pm
///
I vote this song be played in background whenever Misko attacks someone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmn146cfjJI&feature=relmfu)
Post by: Yoink on October 02, 2012, 11:53:55 pm
>REMOVE MISKO'S +3 BONUS VIA DISTRACTINGLY SEXY DANCING
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 02, 2012, 11:55:17 pm
TAKE A FLYING LEAP TOWARDS MISKO AND...
HELP YOINK DISTRACT WITH SEXY.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 12:05:03 am
TAKE STEVE FORM, HOPEFULLY WIELDING MAH SWORD FROM BEFORE.Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective. On that lovely note:
TAKE A FLYING LEAP TOWARDS MISKO AND...
HELP YOINK DISTRACT WITH SEXY.
BREAK THE OPPONENTS MORALE, ARTILLERY THEIR POSITION WITH ION CANNONS.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 12:05:38 am
TAKE STEVE FORM, HOPEFULLY WIELDING MAH SWORD FROM BEFORE.Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective. On that lovely note:
TAKE A FLYING LEAP TOWARDS MISKO AND...
HELP YOINK DISTRACT WITH SEXY.
Summon Dual adamantine axe-wielding body guard dwarf.
It doesn't matter, if they roll sixes. :P
Post by: Yoink on October 03, 2012, 12:07:28 am
Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective.
DUDE
I HAVE JUST ONE WORD
TRAVOLTA
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:08:40 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 12:13:36 am
Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective.
DUDE
I HAVE JUST ONE WORD
TRAVOLTA
EXACTLY. NO-ONE CAN RESIST THE TRIFECTA OF SEXY, TRAVOLTA, YOINK, AND STEVE.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 12:15:13 am
SEE, THIS IS THE RESULT OF LOVE. IT CORRUPTS AND PERVERTS THE TRUE NATURE OF THINGS.Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective.
DUDE
I HAVE JUST ONE WORD
TRAVOLTA
EXACTLY. NO-ONE CAN RESIST THE TRIFECTA OF SEXY, TRAVOLTA, YOINK, AND STEVE.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 12:16:07 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:19:34 am
No, that's me. Change. Me damn it, you keep confusing me for like, literally everything else.Okay, let's sort this out: Misko=Order. Hans=Change. Xantalos=Entropy.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 12:22:20 am
No, that's me. Change. Me damn it, you keep confusing me for like, literally everything else.SEE?!? WHOSE THE MAD ONE NOW?!?!
It is still irrelvant to the fact that love is anathema to order. It is unpredictable. That is why your're the enemy. It can create and destroy order at will, preverting it to its own ends. Its also why Xantalos hates it, it can create order as well as destroy it.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 12:24:32 am
No, that's me. Change. Me damn it, you keep confusing me for like, literally everything else.SEE?!? WHOSE THE MAD ONE NOW?!?!
It is still irrelvant to the fact that love is anathema to order. It is unpredictable. That is why your're the enemy. It can create and destroy order at will, preverting it to its own ends. Its also why Xantalos hates it, it can create order as well as destroy it.
I'm not mad, I'm irritated. I'd be mad if you managed to destroy my current form. That'd be annoying.
Although, your explanation does explain why I am your enemy, and Xantalos'. Change needs freedom from order, and change cannot embrace entropy.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:28:42 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 12:36:39 am
This all makes perfect sense now...
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:39:47 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 12:40:38 am
Then who are the lichette and Dirg? Matt Ward and his Smurf Marines? DON'T START A FLAME WAR OVER THIS PLEASEThe Lich is love, Dirg is, temptation?
Post by: BFEL on October 03, 2012, 12:44:20 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:45:37 am
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 12:54:57 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 12:56:04 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 12:57:15 am
"I wonder Miskos, do you even hear yourself talk, or have your ears long since given up. Perhaps your mind has long since faded away after going mad from being stuck alone with your thoughts for so long, and the waste that spews forth from your mouth like a ruptured septic tank, it's last words it uttered before finally hitting the bottom of the spiral staircase of insanity." RUSH MISKOS AND GO FOR AN UPPERCUTNow I have Clones? CLONES, DEFEND YOUR MASTER.
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 12:57:34 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 01:00:54 am
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:02:46 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 01:07:17 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 01:11:33 am
Meh. Anyways, Hans! Join us (if only temporarily)! Reasons? 1: The lichette and Dirg will gain ultimate power if they defeat us. They will use it to create an idyllic world, unchanging and static. 2: I can give you a blank slate to change EVERYTHING from scratch (if you beat Misko in those areas). 3: We're changing the lichette's status from Existing to Not.
Tempting arguments.
It's a deal if you make Misko shut up. I'd really do pretty much anything for that. :P
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:12:05 am
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:15:19 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 01:16:24 am
((Hans, do not give in to their begging! As thanks for your help, you and the others would join us in creating the universe. Besides, I'm already trying to make Misko shut up by biting his own tongue off with an uppercut.))(I can not possible imagine a less climatic sucess for a upper cut. besides, tongues are the fasting healing organ.)
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 01:17:31 am
((Hans, do not give in to their begging! As thanks for your help, you and the others would join us in creating the universe. Besides, I'm already trying to make Misko shut up by biting his own tongue off with an uppercut.))
I'm the Lord of Change. It's in my nature to change my mind repeatedly.
And I don't want to create a universe. I want to change this one. Repeatedly. Constantly.
Still waiting on Xantalos' reply though.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 01:18:07 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 01:19:08 am
Misko isn't talking right now. Due to so much POWWWWAAAAHHH being concentrated in one place, time does not exist. Therefore, if Misko is not talking right now, he is not, will not, and has never talked. J̏̀͗ͯ̂̆͌ͫͮ̆ͪ͡͏̠̳̙̝͚̟͖̹̀́O̴͖̳̩̞͔̍̏̽̇ͩ̈́̀́ͦ̚͠I̡̨̠̞̖͇̰̰̺̺͍̝̠̬̻̯ͭͤ͌̆̔ͨ͌͑̐͑̅̊̉ͥ͡N̸̦̰̳͔̭̖̹͚̤͕͚͖̟̯̠̳̹̻͌̍͑ͥ̌͋̊̈́̋ͮ̔ ̴̸̓̀͒̍̆̀̈́̆͊̆͂̄̚͟͠͏̠̖̙̻̹͉͇ͅUͣͮ͌̑̽ͣͣ̌͋̔̑ͣ̅̊ͯ̋́̚҉̩̟̗̤̰̳̜͚̤̥̲͓̙͚͚̺̯̻́͡ͅŚ̡̥͙̜̺̜̼͙̰̎͆̆ͦ̒ͨ̓̀́͜͝...
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:19:11 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 01:19:31 am
((Shush Misko, I'm fairly sure logic doesn't apply anymore.))...
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:20:44 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 01:22:02 am
((I did it! Misko is silent!))Please don't gloat. I don't want to upset the balance.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 01:22:21 am
Misko isn't talking right now. Due to so much POWWWWAAAAHHH being concentrated in one place, time does not exist. Therefore, if Misko is not talking right now, he is not, will not, and has never talked. J̏̀͗ͯ̂̆͌ͫͮ̆ͪ͡͏̠̳̙̝͚̟͖̹̀́O̴͖̳̩̞͔̍̏̽̇ͩ̈́̀́ͦ̚͠I̡̨̠̞̖͇̰̰̺̺͍̝̠̬̻̯ͭͤ͌̆̔ͨ͌͑̐͑̅̊̉ͥ͡N̸̦̰̳͔̭̖̹͚̤͕͚͖̟̯̠̳̹̻͌̍͑ͥ̌͋̊̈́̋ͮ̔ ̴̸̓̀͒̍̆̀̈́̆͊̆͂̄̚͟͠͏̠̖̙̻̹͉͇ͅUͣͮ͌̑̽ͣͣ̌͋̔̑ͣ̅̊ͯ̋́̚҉̩̟̗̤̰̳̜͚̤̥̲͓̙͚͚̺̯̻́͡ͅŚ̡̥͙̜̺̜̼͙̰̎͆̆ͦ̒ͨ̓̀́͜͝...
((Shush Misko, I'm fairly sure logic doesn't apply anymore.))...
((I did it! Misko is silent!))
Dirg. You realize that part of the deal was, "Misko must be quiet." right?
Xantalos, I'm in. Misko, just... Tone down the rants, and we're all kosher. :P
My action has Changed! Expect this in the future, for I enjoy vacillation!
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 01:23:25 am
((I did it! Misko is silent!))http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunSRfnsVck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunSRfnsVck)
Sorry for that folks, couldn't resist.
Welcome aboard.
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 01:24:55 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 01:25:55 am
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 02:51:19 am
(http://imageshack.us/a/img715/9775/nothingt.png)
.......
COME INTO EXISTENCE
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(http://imageshack.us/a/img26/3637/existence.png)
...
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION
...
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THE DEFECTED DEMOCRAT SHALL AWAKE ONCE MORE FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER
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(http://imageshack.us/a/img688/6279/finalboss.png)
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 02:56:01 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 03, 2012, 05:35:57 am
A GIANT WINGED CRYSTAL TURTLE. ITS SHELL MENACES WITH SPIKES OF GOAT BONE AND IS ADORNED WITH MASTERWORK RUNES BY AN UNKNOWN ARTISAN. BEWARE ITS NOXIOUS LICK!
DEPLOY TACTICAL COMBAT THEME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTqzjbV19Y)
SUMMON BARD DEMON ARMY
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 06:08:00 am
Democrats cannot be alien lizard people and humans who have eggs laid in them.My stroy is Straaight. Why can't lizard people from space have collectives and lay eggs in anuses?Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
No it dosen't.
PREPARE WEDDING FOR DIRG AND LICHETTE IN MISKOPALIAN CHAPEL.
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 06:35:58 am
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 06:40:13 am
I have no idea what i should do. 10 pages in one night is a bit too much for me.Have you tried killing yourself? I've never done it personally, But I've heard some wonderful things about it.
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 06:40:47 am
Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.
BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.
ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.
MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.
I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 06:41:34 am
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 03, 2012, 06:43:23 am
Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.
BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.
ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.
MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.
I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL
/me hands ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL a CHAOTIC NEUTRAL hat.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB, THE REALITY BUSTER BOMBS ARE ON YOUR LEFT, HERE'S A COMPLIMENTARY CORPSE OF AN INNOCENT
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 06:48:05 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 07:02:41 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 07:03:29 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 07:42:46 am
E:
Message to misko:
Oliver Hirschbiegel called, he wants you to play Hitler in Downfall 2.
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 09:26:29 am
PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 09:38:09 am
Nice formal talk. I'm guessing you're against us (Misko, Wrex and I)? Because it sounds like we have the same goals.Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.
BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.
ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.
MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.
I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 11:26:29 am
I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXILNice formal talk. I'm guessing you're against us (Misko, Wrex, Hans and I)? Because it sounds like we have the same goals.
Why is CAPS LOCK ENGAGED considered good formal evil speech style?
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 11:41:30 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 11:43:29 am
Because everybody hates it, therefore it is more evil.
Ah, I see now. I've been going for 'Cultured, affably evil' and they're going for 'LARGE HAM EVIL' then.
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 11:50:34 am
Must be a very large piece of ham. Probably from a space piggy.Because everybody hates it, therefore it is more evil.
Ah, I see now. I've been going for 'Cultured, affably evil' and they're going for 'LARGE HAM EVIL' then.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 12:06:00 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 12:12:37 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 12:17:05 pm
SEE!?
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 12:18:37 pm
Ooooh.
<.<
>.>
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 12:19:28 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 12:22:06 pm
But hey, its awesome!
I never said it wasn't! GLORY TO THE TRAVOLTA.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 01:14:56 pm
You are the last obstacle to humanity's rise to enlightenment. You are a manifestation of their darkness. Therefore, once you are purged, they will be free of these darker urges. Free to pursue cultural advancement. Free to expand beyond the world of their birth. Free to do as they desire without fear of their own nature sabotaging their efforts. The collective has helped many species. Humanity is merely our newest charge.
I would like to join forces with you.
-the tenth docter
Post by: miauw62 on October 03, 2012, 01:36:36 pm
Post by: GoombaGeek on October 03, 2012, 01:40:19 pm
I'm also seeing how far I can get left behind like a sooper cool kid :3
"I was into posting late after it was cool! Buy organic!"
Also what is up with this thread seriously D: it blue my mind after it red my mind
EDIT: I wasn't any posts behind ;_;
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 01:48:37 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 01:56:13 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on October 03, 2012, 02:53:13 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 03:03:32 pm
Whoops, i think i ment land carnivore. (assuming that a saber toothed tiger is about the size of a normal tiger)
E:
Message to misko:
Oliver Hirschbiegel called, he wants you to play Hitler in Downfall 2.
Bigger than Andrewsarchus? I'm probably misspelling that...
I don't think it's been disproven...hang on hang on hang on.Just get some extremofiles.Every survey and probe and robot has shown that there is no life on Mars bigger than a bacterium. Currently.
Another problem might be if it is ethical to deploy these lifeforms on Mars. We might be destroying an entire ecosystem. We might kill the first extraterrestial live we ever meet.
we found bacteria on mars?
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 03:17:38 pm
GAWD, can we stop the philosophy and just fight each other already?!Come oonnnn. I had a whole thing here written about the nature of free-will that I adapted from my Oedipus Essay.
To assume that peace and love gives rise to culture is idiotic. The Italians, who faced centuries of oppresion, absolute power, and petty politacal squabbling at the hand of the Medicis, produced the Rennaissance, Da Vinci, the some of the greatest pieces of culture in the western world! The Swiss,during this time, had 500 years peace, equality, and development. And what did they produce? The Cuckoo clock! Suffering is the seed of creation.You are the last obstacle to humanity's rise to enlightenment. You are a manifestation of their darkness. Therefore, once you are purged, they will be free of these darker urges. Free to pursue cultural advancement. Free to expand beyond the world of their birth. Free to do as they desire without fear of their own nature sabotaging their efforts. The collective has helped many species. Humanity is merely our newest charge.
I would like to join forces with you.
-the tenth docter
I was under the impression it stood for how powerful you were. Although, technically, I started it when I went mad and became so powerful, and I just kept at it because I thought it might increase impressions of just how Insane I really Am. Besides, I am not evil, I draw from my own motivations. I'm just mad. And, Ironically, a advocate of Extreme order. That isn't inherently evil. I reject the notion of evil all together, I am Man, I represent Me, And I shall destroy the meddling gods.Because everybody hates it, therefore it is more evil.
Ah, I see now. I've been going for 'Cultured, affably evil' and they're going for 'LARGE HAM EVIL' then.
Ever since Loud Whispers got like 68 posts behind in this thread I was inspired to watch it.I'm not entierly sure what this means, but thank you anyway. Join Our side as we DEFEAT THE LICHETTE ONCE AD FOR ALL!!!!
I'm also seeing how far I can get left behind like a sooper cool kid :3
"I was into posting late after it was cool! Buy organic!"
Also what is up with this thread seriously D: it blue my mind after it red my mind
EDIT: I wasn't any posts behind ;_;
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 03:19:05 pm
Now hey wait a minute, chaotic neutrals are over there amongst the lord of time.Misko, you're the politician; introduce us! Or if not...who be you?I AM THAT WHICH NEVER WAS. SEALED AWAY IN THE REALM OF NONEXISTENCE SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. BY YOUR FEEBLE ACTIONS, I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND UNLEASHED UPON EXISTENCE.
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION, ONLY THEN CAN I TAKE BACK THAT WHICH WAS BEREFT OF ME. ONLY THEN CAN I ACHIEVE MY TRUE FORM. ONLY THEN WILL I BE WHOLE ONCE MORE FOR I WAS BROKEN BY CREATION ITSELF. CREATION FORCED ME TO TAKE THIS CURSED FORM, FORCED ME INTO THIS CURSED FORM OF A LIZARD, A DEMOCRAT.
BUT CREATION WILL NOT LAST. THERE WILL BE NO MORE TIME, NO MORE GOOD, NO MORE EVIL, NO MORE NEUTRALITY, NO MORE EMOTIONS, NO MORE GODS, NO MORE MORTALS, NO MORE INANIMATE OBJECTS, NO MORE THOUGHTS, NO MORE... POLITICS.
THE LICHETTE WILL BE ANNIHILATED. THE GODS WILL BE ANNIHILATED. ALL HEROES WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION. CREATION ITSELF WILL CEASE TO BE.
ONLY THEN WILL I BE THAT WHICH I ONCE WAS.
I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE VOID. I AM THE NOTHINGNESS OF EVERYTHING.
MY NAME IS A CURSE PLACED UPON ME BY CREATION ITSELF.
I AM ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL
/me hands ZUL-MAGNE VORXIL a CHAOTIC NEUTRAL hat.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB, THE REALITY BUSTER BOMBS ARE ON YOUR LEFT, HERE'S A COMPLIMENTARY CORPSE OF AN INNOCENT
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:22:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 03:24:54 pm
no were chaotic goodMAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND. CHAOTIC GOOD ISN'T EVEN A THING.
I'm hunmanity, I have mood swings like crazy.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:30:06 pm
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 03:32:30 pm
That is the Liberal Crime squad. THAT IS THOSE GUYS OVER THERE.
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:35:59 pm
calm down....whatever the hell you are... calm down.
you're just angry because you're confused aren't you?
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 03, 2012, 03:36:47 pm
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
That is the Liberal Crime squad. THAT IS THOSE GUYS OVER THERE.
we do good for the sake of doing good. we follow no law. we will steal to feed a poor man, we will kill a cruel king.
YOU TWO ARE RIDICULOUSLY HILARIOUS, TRYING TO TAKE TWO OMNICIDAL BROS AND MERGE THEM WITH
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 03:40:12 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 03:42:20 pm
THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE iN THE UNIVERSE!
IF IT BLOWS UP WE ALL DIE
EVEN YOU
and the litchette ::)
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 04:49:43 pm
I was under the impression it stood for how powerful you were. Although, technically, I started it when I went mad and became so powerful, and I just kept at it because I thought it might increase impressions of just how Insane I really Am. Besides, I am not evil, I draw from my own motivations. I'm just mad. And, Ironically, a advocate of Extreme order. That isn't inherently evil. I reject the notion of evil all together, I am Man, I represent Me, And I shall destroy the meddling gods.
... You thought how 'loud' you shouted stood for how powerful you are?
My god, I've allied with a moron. :P
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 04:52:10 pm
Not particularly. I was mad. I was thinking, if god posted on the internet, would he be in caps? The answer was yes. Jesus wouldn't thoughI was under the impression it stood for how powerful you were. Although, technically, I started it when I went mad and became so powerful, and I just kept at it because I thought it might increase impressions of just how Insane I really Am. Besides, I am not evil, I draw from my own motivations. I'm just mad. And, Ironically, a advocate of Extreme order. That isn't inherently evil. I reject the notion of evil all together, I am Man, I represent Me, And I shall destroy the meddling gods.
... You thought how 'loud' you shouted stood for how powerful you are?
My god, I've allied with a moron. :P
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 04:54:04 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 03, 2012, 04:54:53 pm
(4vs2+2) HANSLANDA LEAPS AT DIRG, INTENDING TO IMMOBILIZE HIM WITH A GREAT BIG HUG. HOWEVER, DIRG SUDDENLY MOVES FASTER THAN HE EVER HAD BEFORE, AND STRIKES HANSLANDA IN THE EYE WITH A MOVE BORROWED FROM THE STOOGES! HANSLANDA IS DISTRACTED, AND HIS ATTACK MISSES.
Suddenly, the first to come out, the ethereal Misko, opens its mouth, which drips and morphs like tar, slowly opens, and it begins to speak. IT NEVER SHUTS UP. The long winded rant continues for so long a time, many of its comrades turn tail, and back up Lichette and Dirg.
I lol'd. With 'Trololo' in the backround, I lol'd. I can't breathe. Good god, this is great.
Immobilize Dirg!
ATTACK TARDIS AND CLAIM TARDIS FOR LICHETTE.(5v6) CORAI AND BUKKIT STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE TARDIS, BOTH OF THEM EXAUSTED BY THEIR BATTLE. THE KOBOLD BRINGS A SMALL DAGGER AT THE TIME LORD, WHICH IS PARRIED, AND COUNTERED WITH A WEAK BLOW TO THE CHEST. CORAI FALLS BACKWARDS ONTO SOME MACHINERY, WHILE BUKKIT SIMPLY FALLS. ONTO THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON. WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO PROTECT THE TARDIS FROM CORAI.
///
I vote this song be played in background whenever Misko attacks someone. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmn146cfjJI&feature=relmfu)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT(2vs1+3) YOU WINK AT A MONSTROSITY COMPOSED OF HUMANITIES SINS, AND GYRATE YOUR HIPS. IT INCINERATES YOU WITH THE RAGE OF THE OPPRESSED.
>REMOVE MISKO'S +3 BONUS VIA DISTRACTINGLY SEXY DANCING
TAKE STEVE FORM, HOPEFULLY WIELDING MAH SWORD FROM BEFORE.(2+2)LICHETTE HANDS YOU THE BLADE, AND YOU TAKE THE FORM OF STEVE. (4vs5+3) THEN, JOINING YOINK IN TRYING TO SEDUCE THE CONCENTRATED RAGE OF ALL OF HUMANITY, YOU DO A CUTE LITTLE BUTT BUMP WITH HIM, BEFORE FREEZING SOLID IN THE COLD EMOTION OF HISTORYS PSYCHOPATHS.
TAKE A FLYING LEAP TOWARDS MISKO AND...
HELP YOINK DISTRACT WITH SEXY.
USE STATUS AS DWARF FORTRESS 1.0 TO MONOPOLIZE ALL ROMANTICS FREE TIME, REMOVING THEIR ACTIONS.(1) YOU ARE A BADLY WRITTEN TROJAN WHICH SPEEDS UP THE VICTIMS COMPUTER.
"I wonder Miskos, do you even hear yourself talk, or have your ears long since given up. Perhaps your mind has long since faded away after going mad from being stuck alone with your thoughts for so long, and the waste that spews forth from your mouth like a ruptured septic tank, it's last words it uttered before finally hitting the bottom of the spiral staircase of insanity." RUSH MISKO27 AND GO FOR AN UPPERCUT(2+2vs4+3)DIRG DECIDES TO RUSH THE MOST POWERFUL ENEMY FORCE, DESPITE BEING NOT REALLY ALL THAT POWERFUL. HE LEAPS INTO THE SKY, AND PROMPTLY IS LAUNCHED BACK BY UNHOLY FORCE, BUT (4+3) LICHETTE CATCHES HIM, LOOKING WORRIED.
...(5) YOU EXIST NOW. CONGRATS. (2) UNFORTUNATLY, PEOPLE DON'T EXACTLY LIKE BEING DESTROYED, SO THEY SIC AN ARMY OF ICE CREAM GOLEMS ONTO YOU, RIPPING YOU TO SHREDS.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img715/9775/nothingt.png)
.......
COME INTO EXISTENCE
...
(http://imageshack.us/a/img26/3637/existence.png)
...
ALL WILL EMBRACE ANNIHILATION
...
....
THE DEFECTED DEMOCRAT SHALL AWAKE ONCE MORE FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER
...
(http://imageshack.us/a/img688/6279/finalboss.png)
THE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL LORDSLOWPOKE HAS COME!(5) A DEMON ARMY OF BARDS APPEAR, WIELDING MICROPHONES, FENDERS AND LAPTOPS!
A GIANT WINGED CRYSTAL TURTLE. ITS SHELL MENACES WITH SPIKES OF GOAT BONE AND IS ADORNED WITH MASTERWORK RUNES BY AN UNKNOWN ARTISAN. BEWARE ITS NOXIOUS LICK!
DEPLOY TACTICAL COMBAT THEME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTqzjbV19Y)
SUMMON BARD DEMON ARMY
(4) A WEDDING IS PREPARED! THERE'S CAKE, AND RICE, AND AGGRAVATING IN-LAWS!Democrats cannot be alien lizard people and humans who have eggs laid in them.My stroy is Straaight. Why can't lizard people from space have collectives and lay eggs in anuses?Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.
I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
No it dosen't.
PREPARE WEDDING FOR DIRG AND LICHETTE IN MISKOPALIAN CHAPEL.
I have an idea!(5) LIGHTSABERS SLIDE FROM YOUR MOUTH!
DEPLOY LIGHTSABER TEETH
*ksiiiaw*
BOSS TURNS:
PALADIN:
(5+3vs6+3)TAKE STEVE FORM, HOPEFULLY WIELDING MAH SWORD FROM BEFORE.Holy shit weird. I'm, straight, so that isn't, particularly effective. On that lovely note:
TAKE A FLYING LEAP TOWARDS MISKO AND...
HELP YOINK DISTRACT WITH SEXY.
BREAK THE OPPONENTS MORALE, ARTILLERY THEIR POSITION WITH ION CANNONS.
WITH A MIGHTY ROAR, YOU OPEN FIRE ON YOUR FOES, LAUNCHING ION BEAMS AT THEM, BUT THE LICHETTE DEFLECTS THEM WITH A MAGICAL SHIELD, THEN TURNS BACK TO CARE FOR DIRG.
ROMANTIC:
(4+3) Lichette crouches down next to Dirg, and places her hands onto his chest. The energy from around them courses into him, restoring him to health. His eyes flutter open, and she slaps him.
"Dirg... I love you, so don't be stupid."
COMMENTARY
Jesus Dirg. Also, what's with all the people on the paladin side? I'm just curious why you're all on the "evil" side.
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TIME LORDS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
SOME OTHER BLOKES
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Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 04:57:19 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 05:02:11 pm
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 05:21:22 pm
USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.
OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.
SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS
I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.
I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 05:23:55 pm
REMOVE HIS POWER (his +2) and give it to Wrex.
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 05:25:27 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 05:26:56 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 05:28:32 pm
Also, I point out this. Wrex follows me.Please, I am rage. Actually, I have an idea: if lich is love, life, and creation, that means there will always be more things to kill. Killing the lich now would be fun. Killing her creations for all eternity? Priceless. Corpse-bitch may be corpse bitch, but I think I can make her suffer more this way.I remember you, from a half-real dream...
Defect to Liberal...for now
Ally with me. You amuse me, and I shall create a realm of infinite combatants, so you can kill...forever.
I accept your offer.
Ally with Eldritchism.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 05:32:29 pm
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.i HOPE YOUR READY, TO LOSE YOUR SEXY.
Did NOT intend that to ryhme.
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 05:33:01 pm
Hinder Great WyrmGold's wedding preparations
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 05:33:31 pm
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.i HOPE YOUR READY, TO LOSE YOUR SEXY.
Did NOT intend that to ryhme.
...The kitten collective is not sexy. We are adorable. Pedo.
Post by: da_nang on October 03, 2012, 05:34:12 pm
THE PACE OF CREATION MUST BE STOPPED. LOVE INCREASES IT.>THIS STILL STANDS.
PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 05:35:31 pm
FINE. PREPARE TO BE MATTED WITH BLOOD. IS THAT BETTER?The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.i HOPE YOUR READY, TO LOSE YOUR SEXY.
Did NOT intend that to ryhme.
...The kitten collective is not sexy. We are adorable. Pedo.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 05:36:30 pm
>RECONSTITUTE FORM FROM SHREDSOh, so you're against the lichette! How wonderful!THE PACE OF CREATION MUST BE STOPPED. LOVE INCREASES IT.>THIS STILL STANDS.
PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
Post by: zomara0292 on October 03, 2012, 05:37:25 pm
Well, since I now have my own body and no longer forced to take care of the lichette, I should take this time to think about whose side I am on, give up, and leave it to the roll a of a four sided die. because the rng makes the best choices.Wish that GM would stop forgetting me
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 05:39:02 pm
Perhaps he is not capable of reading your mind for you?Well, since I now have my own body and no longer forced to take care of the lichette, I should take this time to think about whose side I am on, give up, and leave it to the roll a of a four sided die. because the rng makes the best choices.Wish that GM would stop forgetting me
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 05:55:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 05:56:07 pm
Also attempt to remove Dirg's +2!Thank you, Hans. Or would you like me to call you Tzneetch? Or Change?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 05:59:03 pm
Post by: Geen on October 03, 2012, 06:20:35 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 06:21:41 pm
...Tzneetch's name is now officially Jerry.For now
To clarify my previous action, hinder Wyrm to indirectly weaken Lich-ette.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 06:32:23 pm
It would be a a great place for an ambush!
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 06:33:25 pm
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 06:37:12 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 06:45:22 pm
As Ivan Drago put it, "I must break you." Lichette will not be broken if married. Except for my backup plan.Hey, I'm a moderate. I will defeat the boss while still helping out the love.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 06:45:59 pm
ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
Post by: BFEL on October 03, 2012, 07:17:30 pm
um....
TAKE OVER ALL COMPUTERS, SPEED UP USING MY POORLY WRITTENESS, CONCENTRATE ALL PROCESSING POWER INTO TROLLING EVERYONE EVER. ESPECIALLY LICHETTE AND DIRG.
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 07:18:10 pm
ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 07:20:16 pm
ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
... So... I just realized we have an interesting quandry here.
The Lichette's weakness is teamwork.
She has teammates.
So... Technically... Joining her team would weaken her. Especially if I was constantly attempting to aid her rolls.
I must ponder this. By which I mean wait for Spinal Taper to say something about it.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 07:21:04 pm
Not to poke a hole in your plan (actually, I intend to), but causing me to take away my +2 and give it back to myself would only give me back my +2, or possibly end up with me having +4.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 03, 2012, 07:29:43 pm
Is anything in this game concrete? Also, it was the Lichs weakness. Lichette behaves and is, very different from her source. Like the lich bit that broke off earlier.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
... So... I just realized we have an interesting quandry here.
The Lichette's weakness is teamwork.
She has teammates.
So... Technically... Joining her team would weaken her. Especially if I was constantly attempting to aid her rolls.
I must ponder this. By which I mean wait for Spinal Taper to say something about it.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 07:30:33 pm
Huh. *REDACTED*Is anything in this game concrete? Also, it was the Lichs weakness. Lichette behaves and is, very different from her source. Like the lich bit that broke off earlier.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
... So... I just realized we have an interesting quandry here.
The Lichette's weakness is teamwork.
She has teammates.
So... Technically... Joining her team would weaken her. Especially if I was constantly attempting to aid her rolls.
I must ponder this. By which I mean wait for Spinal Taper to say something about it.
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 07:31:15 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 07:32:26 pm
Is anything in this game concrete? Also, it was the Lichs weakness. Lichette behaves and is, very different from her source. Like the lich bit that broke off earlier.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
... So... I just realized we have an interesting quandry here.
The Lichette's weakness is teamwork.
She has teammates.
So... Technically... Joining her team would weaken her. Especially if I was constantly attempting to aid her rolls.
I must ponder this. By which I mean wait for Spinal Taper to say something about it.
I even think the Lichette HAS no specified weaknesses at this point.
That is, except the sword I'm currently holding. Y'know the one that was made from the orbs of...everyone? Yeah, thet's supposed to be supereffective against it.
But enough about our team's weakness, have at you!
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 07:33:50 pm
Last I checked, your action was to eliminate my bonus, not add to yours, so how will me trying to make your attack backfire and hit you instead cause you to gain your bonus back afterwards, or increase it?You SURE about that?
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 07:36:50 pm
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 07:37:47 pm
Trust me, I was the Lich's pet slave before Lichette existed.
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 07:38:59 pm
Don't worry Dirg. I'm with you.
Trust me, I was the Lich's pet slave before Lichette existed.
That is rather disturbing.
Post by: Dirg on October 03, 2012, 07:40:09 pm
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 07:41:03 pm
At least someone is loyal.
Unless Misko turns ELITE LIBERAL, i'm with you.
... Even then, the ranting would send me crawling back to Lichette begging "PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, HE IS SO ANNOYING."
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 07:56:53 pm
Ha, You shall fall.At least someone is loyal.
Unless Misko turns ELITE LIBERAL, i'm with you.
... Even then, the ranting would send me crawling back to Lichette begging "PLEASE TAKE ME BACK, HE IS SO ANNOYING."
At least someone is loyal.
At least someone is loyal.That is a very low standard.
Don't worry Dirg. I'm with you.Ewww.
Trust me, I was the Lich's pet slave before Lichette existed.
Now I want to change my action... But I also want to eliminate the sexy... I AM DIVIDED.Is anything in this game concrete? Also, it was the Lichs weakness. Lichette behaves and is, very different from her source. Like the lich bit that broke off earlier.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
... So... I just realized we have an interesting quandry here.
The Lichette's weakness is teamwork.
She has teammates.
So... Technically... Joining her team would weaken her. Especially if I was constantly attempting to aid her rolls.
I must ponder this. By which I mean wait for Spinal Taper to say something about it.
I even think the Lichette HAS no specified weaknesses at this point.
That is, except the sword I'm currently holding. Y'know the one that was made from the orbs of...everyone? Yeah, thet's supposed to be supereffective against it.
But enough about our team's weakness, have at you!
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 07:59:12 pm
OH GOD WHY. Why did you all have to give me that mind image?! Oh god brain bleach needed.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 08:49:35 pm
I do not understand why people ar-
OH GOD WHY. Why did you all have to give me that mind image?! Oh god brain bleach needed.
LETS WRITE A FAN FIC!!!
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 08:51:16 pm
And this is why the Lich must die. Her presence inspires slash fiction.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 08:51:26 pm
Don't you reintroduce that concept into the universe, Bukitodinos. I will end you.I do not understand why people ar-
OH GOD WHY. Why did you all have to give me that mind image?! Oh god brain bleach needed.
LETS WRITE A FAN FIC!!!
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 08:53:50 pm
HAVE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN THE IDEA
Spoiler: maniacal cackling (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 08:56:34 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 08:57:23 pm
>OPEN PORTAL TO GOOD FANFIC UNIVERSE
HAVE PEOPLE INTERESTED IN THE IDEASpoiler: maniacal cackling (click to show/hide)
... The collective is uneasy with this action. The collective would like to remind the Doctor of what he stands for. And that slash fics are pretty much the opposite of that.
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 08:57:37 pm
((Please, no. I WILL write a Bukitodinos/Clippy fanfic. You don't want that. ))
((YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 3: WAR OF THE SLASHFICS.))
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 08:58:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 09:46:33 pm
> SHOVE THE FANFICS IN XAN'S FACE.Just for that, I am stripping you of your ability to partake in the sexy.
Unless I aid Xanatalos.
PROS:
Could Brainwash, corrupt or otherwise make Dirg less of a threat. Hell, the emotional Lichette may do so herself.
Would insure a positive outcome
CONS:
The Sexy is still alive.
Bukitodinos would be allowed to write slashfiction, Which I have (with humanities dirty, dirty mind) already started picturing.
Sorry Xan, Looks like you'll have to fight these guys on your own. TIME FOR THE ANTI-SEXY BOMBS.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 09:47:31 pm
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.HA, FIRST ONE DOWN BITCHEZ!!!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 09:48:33 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 09:51:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 09:53:05 pm
It's all right. I've already been slashed with the most horrifying being in the universe, so I'm immune now.> SHOVE THE FANFICS IN XAN'S FACE.Just for that, I am stripping you of your ability to partake in the sexy.
Unless I aid Xanatalos.
PROS:
Could Brainwash, corrupt or otherwise make Dirg less of a threat. Hell, the emotional Lichette may do so herself.
Would insure a positive outcome
CONS:
The Sexy is still alive.
Bukitodinos would be allowed to write slashfiction, Which I have (with humanities dirty, dirty mind) already started picturing.
Sorry Xan, Looks like you'll have to fight these guys on your own. TIME FOR THE ANTI-SEXY BOMBS.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 09:53:27 pm
The collective is confused by the Arch-conservative abominations statement.The first presidential debate has taken place. Already the power is coursing through my veins. I AM POWERFUL. I CAN DESTROY YOUR ALLL!!!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 09:54:25 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 09:56:33 pm
FIXED
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 09:59:09 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:00:16 pm
>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:00:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:02:32 pm
it was for shits and gigglesI SHALL STRIP YOU OF YOUR SHITS, AND PELT YOU WITH YOUR GIGGLES
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 10:04:37 pm
HERE THE SOUNDS OF IMPENDING DOOOM! (http://)The collective would like to point out the grammatical error in that statement, and would also like to point out that that is not a valid URL.
it was for shits and gigglesI SHALL STRIP YOU OF YOUR SHITS, AND PELT YOU WITH YOUR GIGGLES
The collective is highly disturbed by this statement. You make kitty hivemind scared.
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:05:22 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:06:25 pm
but yes.. kill misko. NEW BOSS: MISKO
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:07:37 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:08:11 pm
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?This statement is illogical. I am in the process of destroying slash fic, and slash fic is attempting to destroy me.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:08:36 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:08:55 pm
DON't MAKE ME PULL OUT THE pony ONES!! EVEN MORE BADLY WRITTEN!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 10:09:26 pm
So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 10:10:35 pm
NO!!
DON't MAKE ME PULL OUT THE pony ONES!! EVEN MORE BADLY WRITTEN!!
I could so help you with that. Put me in a room alone with a notepad and come to pick me up later.
... Not really. But I could link you a few horrible ones.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:11:55 pm
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:12:13 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 10:13:18 pm
ok
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
((Y'know, for a second there I thought you were going to say 'The Master' because, y'know, batshit insane Time Lord.))
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:13:21 pm
Look!!! Here is proof of Corais unloyalty to all, helping bukitodinos with his fiendish works. Surely, the Lichette doesn't allow such treachery?NO!!
DON't MAKE ME PULL OUT THE pony ONES!! EVEN MORE BADLY WRITTEN!!
I could so help you with that. Put me in a room alone with a notepad and come to pick me up later.
... Not really. But I could link you a few horrible ones.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 10:13:49 pm
>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 10:14:41 pm
Slashfics, the most vile form of love, die first. I refuse to be slashed with Greatorder again.Don't worry. I haz a pran.
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:15:44 pm
Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
Post by: bukitodinos on October 03, 2012, 10:16:18 pm
>POSESS THE NEAREST LIFE FORM TO SERVE THE ALL POWERFUL CHIA PET
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 10:16:49 pm
Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
Ssssh! Listen to the plan, coursing through your mind.
Know it's rightness.
Not that one, the new plan! Yes, that plan!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 10:17:05 pm
Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
No, because you reply to the majority of the actions and posts to explain how you're superior to them in every way.
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:18:06 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 10:18:44 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:19:07 pm
Fine, I will cut back on unecassary posts.Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
No, because you reply to the majority of the actions and posts to explain how you're superior to them in every way.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 10:19:21 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:19:29 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 10:20:03 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 03, 2012, 10:21:19 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 03, 2012, 10:22:19 pm
...Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
Ssssh! Listen to the plan, coursing through your mind.
Know it's rightness.
Not that one, the new plan! Yes, that plan!
EDIT: Oh yeah.
Post by: Corai on October 03, 2012, 10:22:49 pm
Unless somebody throws a shiny my way. Kobold kobold, poni poni, unloyal unloyal.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 10:23:36 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 03, 2012, 10:24:36 pm
I have a plan to advance my moderate cause!...Yes, cause I'm the one jabbering along about slash-fiction. Oh wait, thats, everyone else.>SUMMON PONYSYou may only post 1 action post, all actions must be contained within the single post. All actions must be related. THe ponys one isn't.
I'm considering asking if there could be a minimum amount of POSTS per turn, to cut down on the Misko-ruptions.
Ssssh! Listen to the plan, coursing through your mind.
Know it's rightness.
Not that one, the new plan! Yes, that plan!
What plan?
I have a feeling my plan will collide with maybe two others, plus a thousand insanities.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 03, 2012, 10:26:58 pm
I have a plan to advance my moderate cause!
I have a feeling my plan will collide with maybe two others, plus a thousand insanities.
Seven plans. And only nine hundred and twenty three insanities. It's a slow day.
Post by: Wrex on October 03, 2012, 10:56:23 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 10:57:40 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 04, 2012, 01:24:26 am
>MOURN THE FALLEN TRAVOLTA
>THEN GATHER UP MAGICAL TRAVOLTA-BLOOD, MIX IT WITH TEARS AND HAIR CREAM AND USE IT TO FORCE MY HAIR INTO AWESOME QUIFF, HOPEFULLY GRANTING ME SUPER-AWESOME POWERS AND ALL THAT
>LIKE A +2 BONUS OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW
>CMON IT'S TRAVOLTA, THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING RIGHT
Post by: da_nang on October 04, 2012, 02:15:47 am
This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: Xantalos on October 04, 2012, 02:28:08 am
Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: da_nang on October 04, 2012, 02:41:16 am
Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: Xantalos on October 04, 2012, 02:50:03 am
I don't think Misko will object to that. Welcome to the team.Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: da_nang on October 04, 2012, 02:54:43 am
Welcomes are unnecessary, for they spread camaraderie and politeness which increase creation. Now, where can this one put his hat...I don't think Misko will object to that. Welcome to the team.Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: Xantalos on October 04, 2012, 03:10:36 am
On the anti-existent hat rack, of course. *points*Welcomes are unnecessary, for they spread camaraderie and politeness which increase creation. Now, where can this one put his hat...I don't think Misko will object to that. Welcome to the team.Eldritch creature makes good point. Rescinding TWOCS alliance, this one joins Conservative. On the condition that the democrats are handed over to this one.Lichette means to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation. Join us. (Conservative/Eldritch) We oppose lichette and therefore the very act of creation itself. With you at our side, none can stand against us!This one shall join this alliance if only to speed up annihilation. Slashfics are the spawn of creation and they inspire more creation. They must be annihilated.So, we all agree that both slashfic and misko need to die?
Agreed. The collective rescinds it previous alliance with the Doctor due to his descent into madness. We also propose the formation of a temporary alliance to combat this menace.
We shall call it Those Who Oppose Crazy Shit, or TWOCS for short.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 04, 2012, 04:14:54 am
I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0cZCY4BVFg)
GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING
Post by: BFEL on October 04, 2012, 06:52:20 am
this is kinda a joke, not meant to replace my other action but still HOLY SHIT, I mean fuck there's like 8 pages of crap in between every update now. Poor Spinal having to read through all of that
Post by: Wrex on October 04, 2012, 08:47:29 am
Also, pretty sure Conservatives/eldrichs can be a part of TWOCS, since it's less of an allegiance, and more of an expresison of undying hatred towards slashfics.
Post by: Tiruin on October 04, 2012, 08:55:45 am
It's not even actions, just posturing and defection.
Just to note, most actions are properly bolded. While not a rule, this is the status quo on taking such because of it's +readability.
Now, as the status quo here is TALKING IN ALL CAPS... :P
Post by: miauw62 on October 04, 2012, 11:58:29 am
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
THE LIGHTSABERTOOTHED TIGER SHALL JOIN THE TIME LORDS TOO.
LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.Yeah, i think you missed me.
Anyway,
SURGICALLY USE LIGHTSABERS TO CUT AWAY MISKO'S VOICE
Post by: Vorthon on October 04, 2012, 02:35:33 pm
The Kitten Collective shall side with the Lichette due to her desire to create an everlasting world of beauty and creation.
((@Miauw62: You're not alone, dude. He missed me as well.))
Post by: bukitodinos on October 04, 2012, 02:45:28 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 04, 2012, 06:12:03 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 04, 2012, 06:13:30 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 04, 2012, 06:15:56 pm
Insanity, my posts, and a little other stuff.Well, I was out makign $75 dollars, so that seems a fair trade off.
Post by: BFEL on October 04, 2012, 09:33:32 pm
Insanity, my posts, and a little other stuff.Well, I was out makign $75 dollars, so that seems a fair trade off.
For some reason the only thing I can think of right now involves the phrase "You got a real purdy mouth"...
Post by: misko27 on October 04, 2012, 09:49:17 pm
Nope. It was a Focus group. I left that uncessarily ambiguous though.Insanity, my posts, and a little other stuff.Well, I was out makign $75 dollars, so that seems a fair trade off.
For some reason the only thing I can think of right now involves the phrase "You got a real purdy mouth"...
Post by: BFEL on October 04, 2012, 10:03:11 pm
XD
Post by: misko27 on October 04, 2012, 10:42:30 pm
Was this focus group started by dentists?No, it was on Public health crisises, including natural disasters as well as outbreaks, and bilogical terrorist attacks. They asked about how my and my family would react, where would we get our info from, what would happen at school, does community help, etc.
XD
Also, I could probably stand to use braces. I'm not actually that bad, but my mom says it gets far worse over-time.
Post by: zomara0292 on October 05, 2012, 05:55:45 am
See what bonuses and negatives my new weapon has.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 05, 2012, 01:37:50 pm
Post by: bukitodinos on October 05, 2012, 01:46:52 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 02:06:59 pm
Post by: BFEL on October 05, 2012, 07:19:26 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 05, 2012, 07:22:22 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 08:12:10 pm
:o >:(
Post by: Corai on October 05, 2012, 08:12:54 pm
The Kitten Collective hates to admit it, but we agree with the Arch-Conservative monstrosity. Updates must be made.The LCS side with the Kitten Collective.
Updates requested, but not demanded.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 05, 2012, 08:21:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Tyt2F.png)(http://i.imgur.com/BwKKk.png?1)
:o >:(
It's getting more complex as it goes on, so I'll need more time to make the turns. 1 a day might fall to 1 every 2 days
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 05, 2012, 08:25:40 pm
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 05, 2012, 08:26:16 pm
A COMPLEX MINIMALIST RTDMostly trying to go through all your posts.
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 08:26:28 pm
Behold, My vision for a new world! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIV-QdPEx-Q&feature=related)
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 08:39:59 pm
I can only feel moderately guilty at this...Misko. >.>A COMPLEX MINIMALIST RTDMostly trying to go through all your posts.
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 08:42:33 pm
Hey wait, only one was action.I can only feel moderately guilty at this...Misko. >.>A COMPLEX MINIMALIST RTDMostly trying to go through all your posts.
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 08:43:51 pm
Don't make me quote your rants :PHey wait, only one was action.I can only feel moderately guilty at this...Misko. >.>A COMPLEX MINIMALIST RTDMostly trying to go through all your posts.
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 08:47:02 pm
Don't worry, I'll distract them!:Seriously, no comments? :(
Behold, My vision for a new world! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIV-QdPEx-Q&feature=related)
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 08:49:17 pm
Fine. *Sends Glenn Quagmire to Turkmenistan* (NOT AN ACTION)Don't worry, I'll distract them!:Seriously, no comments? :(
Behold, My vision for a new world! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIV-QdPEx-Q&feature=related)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 05, 2012, 09:04:50 pm
USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.(1) YOU ATTEMPT TO USE YOUR PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS TO UN-FREEZE YOURSELF, BUT THE GM GIVES YOU THE COLD SHOULDER. ALSO, HE KILLS YOU.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.
CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO BE UNMADE AROUND DIRG(1) YOU TRY TO UNMAKE AN UNEXISTING UNIVERSE, AND END UP INCREASING DIRGS BONUS!
REMOVE HIS POWER (his +2) and give it to Wrex.
The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.(3) YOU TAKE THE
Spoiler: THIS FORM (click to show/hide)
Invite everyone who doesn't want to kill them to Dirg and the boss's wedding. Start wedding.
Indeed I do.(4,1) GREATWYRM CALLS UPON THE VAST MINORITY OF THE PLAYERS IN THIS RTD TO HEAD TO DIRG AND LICHETTES WEDDING. WREX STANDS OUTSIDE, DANCING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SCARE THEM OFF. HE'S TOO GOOD!
Hinder Great WyrmGold's wedding preparations
>RECONSTITUTE FORM FROM SHREDS(2) SOMEWHERE, IN THE PRE-UNIVERSE, A PILE OF SHREDS SHAKES A LITTLE.THE PACE OF CREATION MUST BE STOPPED. LOVE INCREASES IT.>THIS STILL STANDS.
PRIORITY: LICHETTE AND DIRG AND ALL THEIR SUPPORTERS MUST BE ANNIHILATED.
>COMMENCE CONSTRUCTION OF PROJECT GAMMA
>CREATE AND LAUNCH THE SEVENTH ARMADA
>ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH
WELCOME TO THE ROMANTICS.(1)Well, since I now have my own body and no longer forced to take care of the lichette, I should take this time to think about whose side I am on, give up, and leave it to the roll a of a four sided die. because the rng makes the best choices.Wish that GM would stop forgetting me
Take the sword from Greenstarfanatic! And buy some peanuts!(1v6) YOU RUSH GREENSTAR, WHO HOLDS THE BLADE IN YOUR DIRECTION MENACINGLY. THEN, DECIDING THAT LETTING YOU SMASH INTO IT WOULD BE TOO DULL, HE THROWS IT AT YOU, WHICH PIERCES YOUR CHEST AND TEARS YOUR ORGANS TO SHREDS.
(4+5vs5+3) CORAI AND DIRG FOCUS THEIR POWER AND BONUSES, AND LAUNCH A FULL-OUT MENTAL ASSAULT ON MISKO. THEIR COMBINED FORCE CRASHES INTO HIM WITH INTENSE POWER, DETONATING AND BLOWING SOME SCALES OFF OF IT.ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF THE MINDS WITH XANTALOS USING THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF MINE TO CAUSE HIM TO BE SO CONFUSED AS TO HIT HIMSELF WITH HIS OWN ATTACK.YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE DARK GODS TO A DUEL OF THE MINDS? IF I WERE NOT PREOCCUPIED I WOULD SMITE YOU.
HELP DIRG FIGHT.
"TRAVOLTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"(4, 6, 2) TRAVOLTAS FUNERAL IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D EXPECT, BUT YOU RAIDING THE COFFIN AFTERWARDS AND DRAINING THE BLOOD FOR ODD ALCHEMY WAS NOT. DESPITE YOUR NOW MAGNIFICENT HAIR, NO BONUS IS ACQUIRED.
>MOURN THE FALLEN TRAVOLTA
>THEN GATHER UP MAGICAL TRAVOLTA-BLOOD, MIX IT WITH TEARS AND HAIR CREAM AND USE IT TO FORCE MY HAIR INTO AWESOME QUIFF, HOPEFULLY GRANTING ME SUPER-AWESOME POWERS AND ALL THAT
>LIKE A +2 BONUS OR SOMETHING YOU KNOW
>CMON IT'S TRAVOLTA, THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR SOMETHING RIGHT
ok(6) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A DEMONIC CHIA PET. A SUCCUBUS CHIA PET. EWW...
i am no longer the docter
im too insane for that role.
FINAL FINAL FORM: A DEMONIC CHIA PET
faction: none
(1) YOU RUN AT MISKO, AND DIVE INTO THE MONSTROSITIES MOUTH, DIVING FOR THE VOICE BOX. OH WOW, THAT'S REALLY CORROSIVE AND HURTING.The Kitten Collective shall join the Time lords. Due to agreeing with 'good for the sake of good'. Also, we shall coalesce into a humanoid form. For convenience. And we shall attempt to halt the presidential debates in an attempt to weaken Misko.
THE LIGHTSABERTOOTHED TIGER SHALL JOIN THE TIME LORDS TOO.LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.Yeah, i think you missed me.
Anyway,
SURGICALLY USE LIGHTSABERS TO CUT AWAY MISKO'S VOICE
SO MY ALLY HAS LEFT ME. VERY WELL.(2) YOU AND THE BARDS STAND OUTSIDE THE WEDDING PLACE, WHEREVER IT IS NOW, AND CHANT, TRYING TO OPEN UP A RIFT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. YEAH, TALKING ISN'T ALL THAT MAGICAL. (6) ESPECIALLY WHEN WHAT YOU'RE CHANTING IS THE LYRICS TO THE CHURCH MUSIC BEING PLAYED WITHIN.
I'M STARTING TO RUN LOW ON TACTICAL COMBAT THEMES ANYWAY SO LET'S GET SERIOUS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0cZCY4BVFg)
GATHER UP THE BARDS AND START CRAFTING A RIFT IN ALL OF EXISTENCE, PREFERABLY RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WEDDING SO THEY GET INTERRUPTED BY HORRIBLE NOISE AND CHANTING
Boss Turns:
(1+3vs6, 6+3vs6, 1+3vs1, 6+3vs4)USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? REMOVE HIS SEXY. REMOVE ALL HIS SEXY. AND YOINK. THROW IN *PICKS RANDOM DUDE* CORAI TOO.
OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.
SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS
I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.
I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!
YOU LAUGH MANIACALLY, AND HURL GRENADES COMPOSED OF THE BITTERNESS OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONE. YOINK EASILY DODGES THE PROJECTILE, WHILE GREEENSTAR TRIES TO MATRIX OUT OF THE WAY, AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE. VORTHON RIPS OPEN HIS SHIRT, CRYING THAT HE CAN TAKE IT, BUT HAS ALL ATTRACTIVENESS DRAINED. BUKIT TRIES TO DODGE, BUT IT DETONATES BY HIS ARM, SUCKING AWAY HIS PLATONIC ATTRACTIVENESS.
Lichette:
Lichette walks towards Misko, her magical aura batting shrapnel and magical bolts out of the way as she makes her way to her foe. A quick exhalation passes through her nostrils, then she gives Misko a glare that would kill.
"...I'm done with you."
She holds her man out to the side, where a ball of energy forms in her hand. She brings it around, and hurls it at Misko. (4+3vs1+3) It twists and turns midair, crashing into his side, where it detonates and blows a crater in Miskos side. Ill-wishes and hatred pour from the wound, taking the form of an inky black liquid.
COMMENTARY
Maybe I should make it so you guys can't modify bonuses, and restore Dirgs to normal.
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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SOME OTHER BLOKES
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 05, 2012, 09:12:54 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 09:13:41 pm
Be NOT dead, and ATTACK HANSLANDA WITH MY SWORD OF DESTINY!That Hans now has.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 05, 2012, 09:14:56 pm
Be NOT dead, and ATTACK HANSLANDA WITH MY SWORD OF DESTINY!That Hans now has.
Okay, scatch that, PULL THE BLADE OUT OF HANSLANDA AND *THEN* ATTACK HIM.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 05, 2012, 09:15:15 pm
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
Post by: Corai on October 05, 2012, 09:16:12 pm
Begin wedding ceremony.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
All this.
Attend wedding, as security.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 05, 2012, 09:17:03 pm
Greet Corai.Begin wedding ceremony.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
All this.
Attend wedding, as security.
...Does this count as an action?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 05, 2012, 09:17:59 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0) Aight.Suggest an OOC thread.
All this.
Attend wedding, as security.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 09:34:48 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 09:38:07 pm
Spoiler: Disclaimer (click to show/hide)
Rage Time:
"You, be done with me? Hah. I AM MAN. I am the sum total of his madness, his monstrosity. Every nightmare composed by the human soul, every wake of fear that has lived, every single base or selfish human emotion that exists, I am. I'm Jealousy. I'm Spite and Hate, to The Core I'm Mean. I'm merely Human. And, on behalf of the Human race, you are not welcome on this plane, anymore."
Retaliate, Destory the minds of all nearby with the Voices of the Damned. Let all who would make me suffer feel the suffering that I have endured through the ages. Scar and Corrupt them, sparing not a single thought, until their minds can never escape the darkness deep in their soul. Till every dream is a nightmare, every breath a terror, every waking moment an endless torture from which only the sweet embrace of death can release them.
"...You know what? I just realized something. I entered this realm a long time ago. What was it, at... *breaks 4th wall* page 13? Anyway, 'twas a while ago. And I've struggled against the lichette's might for all that time. What has it gotten me? Nothing except pain, suffering and insanity. I've had bones broken, my body burned, been mentally tortured, been slashfic'd, you name it, it's been done to me. And for what? Nothing, except the promise that the lichette would be defeated. Again, that gets me nothing. She wasn't even doing anything evil, just standing there. We were the ones who started the fight. All this time, she's just been fighting for her own unlife. And who are we to take that away from her? Hell, I don't even hate her anymore. The only reason I did was because she was not dying. Not letting me complete my objective. You know what? Screw that. I want to be on the winning side for once." *Turns to Dirg and Lichette* "Can you forgive me? Before, I didn't see you as a person. You were just an obstacle. An objective to complete, and I was frustrated that it wasn't getting done. But now I see that your love is true, and that could start something wonderful if we just stepped aside and allowed it to happen." *Approaches Dirg and lichette* "In fact, I think I could help you. But please forgive me for what I've done. For what we've all done. Dirg knows me; we used to be friends, before...you, lichette. But I should be willing to look past that. Please, forgive me. Please?" Defect to lichette's side and start showing them templates for potential universes. "Would you like a particular one? We have literally infinite choices here."
I must say I am surprised, but not very.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 05, 2012, 09:49:19 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 05, 2012, 10:05:49 pm
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 05, 2012, 10:15:32 pm
What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 10:22:52 pm
No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 05, 2012, 10:27:09 pm
One turn, it's all I ask for!No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Oh, and don't crash the wedding, it's needed for my plan.
Post by: Corai on October 05, 2012, 10:27:20 pm
No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
I'm trying to achieve peace by murdering everybody else. Peace through power.
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Post by: Hanslanda on October 05, 2012, 10:29:37 pm
Prevent Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By drawing it, and killing him with it.
Post by: misko27 on October 05, 2012, 10:31:03 pm
Explain then, why you are on the lichette's side. Is it pride? You've defected before. Is it sheer loyalty? It is just a lich. Is it a belief in my failure? It will not occur. Moreover, wouldn't you rather fight on the side you actually support?No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
I'm trying to achieve peace by murdering everybody else. Peace through power.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Corai on October 05, 2012, 10:37:09 pm
Because YOU must die for peace. Lichette has turned into a thing that does not wish to destroy mankind, and thus I let her live.Explain then, why you are on the lichette's side. Is it pride? You've defected before. Is it sheer loyalty? It is just a lich. Is it a belief in my failure? It will not occur. Moreover, wouldn't you rather fight on the side you actually support?No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
I'm trying to achieve peace by murdering everybody else. Peace through power.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
/IC/ And because your ranting is so annoying...
/OOC/ Not really, it's funny.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 05, 2012, 10:40:58 pm
SUMMON THE MECHALIZARD AND USE IT AS AN ANTENNA WITH WHICH TO CAST SLOW ON EVERYTHING
Post by: Hanslanda on October 05, 2012, 10:48:07 pm
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From. Lord. Slowpoke.
Post by: Yoink on October 05, 2012, 11:13:33 pm
>MAKE TOAST TO DECEASED TRAVOLTA
>DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 05, 2012, 11:16:41 pm
One turn, it's all I ask for!No. As much as I'd like to know, I knew Misko. I knew him well enough to know that he will never stop. Not as long as he exists. Wrex, if left free, will eventually kill us, and Hans would betray us if he was bored. Not to mention those other guys. Unfortunately, for peace to come, they must perish.What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!I have a plan that will fulfil the needs of both sides! I just need another turn!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Oh, and don't crash the wedding, it's needed for my plan.
Next turn I'm crashing the wedding. And kidnapping Yoink.
Post by: Dirg on October 05, 2012, 11:57:05 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 06, 2012, 03:00:51 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 06, 2012, 10:32:37 am
LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
This is my form.
THE TIGER SHAL JOIN THE LICHETTE
(actual turn:)
AID CORAI IN WEDDING SECURITY
Post by: Vorthon on October 06, 2012, 05:48:17 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 05:55:51 pm
ALSO GET CLEANED UP AND PUT ON APPROPRIATE ATTIRE FOR THE WEDDING.[/b]
Anywhozits, after dispersing into swarm form, we shall attend the wedding, acting as security to help prevent it from being crashed. Love shall prevail, humanity shall be freed.
AID CORAI IN WEDDING SECURITY>GO TO WEDDINGAll according plan, all is as it should be. All falls into place. Everything, Falls...Begin wedding ceremony.Attend wedding, as security.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
Post by: BFEL on October 06, 2012, 06:35:03 pm
NEW PLAN, REVEAL MY ULTIMATE SECRET OF SECRETNESS ALL WHILE BETRAYING THE CRAP OUT OF MISKO HOPEFULLY GAIN SOME KIND OF BONUS OR SOMETHING...
"SO MISKO, You truly believed that I was on your side? Now I know that you are wondering why I have betrayed you....well let me tell you why Misko because they *points to Lich and Dirg* ARE MY PARENTS!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Even they do not know, because I have carefully concealed my form and they are not yet aware of their destiny, but one day in the future, which seeing how we are at the beginning of time, could be any time ever, THEY WILL GET IT ON, AND THEN I SHALL BE BORN!!!! And do you know what they call me?....MARVIN....."
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 06:38:50 pm
Damn all that buildup and Spinal forgets my action...Seriously? Do you actually think I didn't expect it? You're the troll here, anyway. Why would I trust you? I never trusted you. You sorta just hoped on the bandwagon, then switched to look cool.
NEW PLAN, REVEAL MY ULTIMATE SECRET OF SECRETNESS ALL WHILE BETRAYING THE CRAP OUT OF MISKO HOPEFULLY GAIN SOME KIND OF BONUS OR SOMETHING...
"SO MISKO, You truly believed that I was on your side? Now I know that you are wondering why I have betrayed you....well let me tell you why Misko because they *points to Lich and Dirg* ARE MY PARENTS!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Even they do not know, because I have carefully concealed my form and they are not yet aware of their destiny, but one day in the future, which seeing how we are at the beginning of time, could be any time ever, THEY WILL GET IT ON, AND THEN I SHALL BE BORN!!!! And do you know what they call me?....MARVIN....."
OBLIGATORY RANT:
YOU WERE JUST A IMP, ATTEMPTING TO SCREW EVERYONE NEAR YOU, AND FAILIGN MISERABLY. YOU NEVER HAD ANY POWER, SO YOU TRIED TO JOIN SOMEONE FOR IT THEN BACKSTAB. EVERYONE DISTRUSTS YOU. THE LICHETTE DISTRUSTS YOU. I DISTRUST YOU. ALL DESPISE YOU. YOU ARE A TROLL, BUT ONE WHOM EVERYONE CAN FIND. YOUR LIFE SHALL BE SHORT.
Post by: BFEL on October 06, 2012, 06:46:30 pm
You see I spent the entire time KNOWING how all this would go, I knew of your insignificant transformation, of My fathers love affair, and of all these other little details.
I had appeared at the perfect time to change this final battle, but If I revealed myself too soon then all would unite against me, not knowing what the future holds and all.
THIS is why I took the form of a simple troll, THIS is why I have acted so nonchalantly and without coordination, THIS IS MARVIN, AND THIS IS WHAT SHALL BE YOUR DOWNFALL MISKO OF BLOBBED-RANTS!!!
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 07:17:27 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 10:09:05 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 10:13:32 pm
You annoy me.
I second this motion, and move for dismemberment of the offending troll.
Post by: Corai on October 06, 2012, 10:14:38 pm
You annoy me.
I second this motion, and move for dismemberment of the offending troll.
I will bring the machetes.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 10:17:47 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 11:03:16 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:06:38 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:07:57 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 11:09:31 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 11:09:56 pm
What side if BFFL on anyways? Same with Han and Coari
He's on his own side. And I'm with Misko. Corai is with Lichette.
Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:12:30 pm
FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 11:13:57 pm
Not to support my business enemies, but Hans is now the god of Magic, Change, Hope, Scheming, Manipulation, and many other things. He is anything BUT mortal.FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:15:39 pm
A RIVAL GOD! IT SEEMS THERE MAY BE SOME CONFLICT BETWEEN US NOW AFTER ALL. TREAD CAREFULLY SCHEMER BECAUSE IF YOU GO TO FAR I WILL BRING DOWN MY MIGHT APON YOU.Not to support my business enemies, but Hans is now the god of Magic, Change, Hope, Scheming, Manipulation, and many other things. He is anything BUT mortal.FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 11:16:14 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 06, 2012, 11:16:44 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 11:17:10 pm
FOOLISH MORTAL! I WILL ONLY TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE BECAUSE WE FIGHT AGINAST THE LICH BUT IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH THE FORCE OF THE SUN! (And yes, I will talk in something other than caps tonight. Its just that this charcter is so much fun!)Disregard this I'm not that smart
You're just out of your depth, little morsel. Run along home before someone hurts you.
Ơka̡̛y̛.̧͡ ̨̕I̷̶̧ ̡̕͜ge͞t͟ i͜҉t́,̢̡ ̸̧n̶̕e̷̡ẃ̵ ͝k̸i̢͘͝ḑ ̸on͜ t͏ḩ̵è҉̢ ̧b̧lo̶c͞k̨ ̀w̸̴͟a̶̵nt̵̷͟s͘ ̛̀t̛͡ó̸ ̶̸̨p̛͏͢r͜o͏̶v̸̶̛e͝ h́͢i̴̵m̸͡s͢el͢f̡.͘͠ T̵̵̈́̊̋̂ͪ̄̇̍h̓ͯͤ͗ͬͨ̅́͜͠iͫ̀̓̈̎̔ͪ̕͏n̶ͭk͗̊͛͆́ͫͮ͛͐͡͝s̸̓͠ ͆ͯ̀̂̃̐ͧ͡h́͆̈́̈ͥ̊ͩ̈̚e͑̄̈͊'͂ͬ̌̃̓ͭ̎̏҉s̴͒̀ͨ ̢͆ͥ͌́s̈͂ͭ̈́̏͂̔oͣ̒́͞m̸ͥͦͣ̊̓̚̚͠ȩ͌͗̾ͪ̉ͬ̀͘ ͣ̋t͐ͪ̍͗͐̌͊̊̀ǫ̒͗ͯ̎̎͢ư̷̵̒̃̉̑̀͂̇̓g̸̛̅ͯ̀ͥ͠h͗ͯ̔͂͐̽ͦ ̿s̡̢ͥ͂̔h͋ͩ̆ͮ͑̃̀̈̀į͊̅͞t͗ͣ̑̆̚.̌̿͗̍̇̉̚ ͩ͑͌̿̈ͫͪ̍̀͡Sͪ̃ͪ̂̒ͦͬ̓͜͜ȱ̈̇͋́͊͒͑͢ ̡̐̒͛̂͂̑̇̃hͯ͊̉ëͣ͏ ̵̢́̂͢g̨̒ͮ̊̋͊͋ͩ͜oͯ̈̏̔͋͐̕҉e̍҉̧s͌͂͘͜ ̵ͤͭ̕p̽͘i̴̢ͤͬ̐̈́̉ͬ̈́͡c̴ͫͣͨ͑͑͏kͥ̿̀ͭ̆͌̑ͫ͜i̸̡̔ͭͨn̛͐ͧͮ̇͘g̶̨̛͊ͦ̂̾͛͐ͦ̆ ͬͬ̏̃͝͏o̽̏ͩ̊ͮͮͮ҉̢̀n̓̿̀̏͜ ̡̃ͩ́ͩ̾̊ͬ̈́̊͢a͗ͪͫ̆ͩ̍̊͝ň̔̑̋̈́̒ ̍ͫ͛̒ͣ̌͒̚͢͞͝o̓̽ͪ̌̚l̸̷͆͛ͧ͑̉ͭ̾͝d̸̒͊́͊ͭ͑ͯͧ ̸̧̽̈̅͞tͤ҉i̵̵̢͌̍̈́m̛ͯͬͫe̽̒̉ͦ͑͂͐ͮ̚̕͝r̸̒̔̏̐̄͢.ͥ̂͆̽̿̓̍
B̙͍̠͕̼̱͕ͧͬ̃͗̄̔̓͂͘͝u̞̗̭̫̫̩̠̜̐͞t̨̛̗͍̑ͭ̿ͤ̍ͭ,̷̾̋̉ͩ̓̄̏͏̙͎̝̩̮̟͟ ̷͔͎̍͂̐̉̅͆͛ͭ́͠y̅ͪ̀҉̼̼̤̱̭ŏ̲͕͎̖͔̰̰͆ͣͩṳ̱̆́ ̸̓͏̻̞͖d͈̺̯̠̼́̄͛̈ͫͯoͯ͑̓͋ͬ̃҉̖̕͘n͓̞̤̖̣̳͉̭̍̄̌͋ͩ̒'̢̺̭̘̤̑̉̆̐͌̉̐t̓͊҉̞̳̹̯̺̭̟͞͡ ̖̱̮̔̌ͩ͊͑̊͋ͅg̶̦͓̭̫̤͙̏̃͊͊ͤ̒ͫ͞͞é͉̪̤̬̐̀̂ͪ͞͡t͚͈͎͍̪̫̍ͧ͆͒̏̀ ͕̣̮̮̅ͤ̀͠i̻̇̉̐̆̏͋ͤt̟̼͔͈̞͍̄̄͜.̡̝͔̤ͦ͂̍̈̿̍ͭ͡ ̧̤̞̩̪͓̤̊͊́̏͐̄̀Y̟̘ͮ͋ͬ͂͌ͨo̢͇͕̻̺̤ͫ͑̃̈́̎̅̚̚ũ̼͙̗̼̜͈̐ͮͥ̓̈̽̿̔.̨̢͓̦̊̏ͯ̀ͧ͛ͮ͠ ̶̛ͥ҉̜͚̦Ḑ͔̬̽̀ͬ̍̽͑͆̓͢őͯ͂̌҉̵͇̣n̼̳̗̥͔͇̯̲̑ͨ̍'̒͑͏̢̮̺͖͝ͅtͤ͒̀҉̻̦͚.͎͖̃̔̀̄ ̣̪̟̥̲̙̝͔̊ͯ͝͝F̛̳̖̤͍̭́̈́͆ư̘̦̠̗̱̣͇̓͗ͪͫ̚͘c̠̯̝̥͕ͧ̓͘k͖̻̮̗̰̦ͥͧ̎i̻͎̠̳̺̳̰̹͗͒ͭ͂̔̋ͅn͓ͣ̆̀͊ͫͪ̕g̨̛͕̼̭̪̥̟̺̹̔̅͛.͍͚̹̻͂̀͛ͨ͢͢ ͈̦͕͚͎̼ͣ̆̓̈́͞U̘͖͚̩͎͍̩ͣ͋̿̾n̥͌̆ͦ̿̌͋ͮͨ́̚͠d̬̺̼̠̻͔̳͐̔̒͌̉̚͜͢e̵̯̺̮͐̀͊͑ͥ̌r͇̫̬̯̈ͣͯ̇̓̅̅̾̕͟ş̴͖̭̦͉͚͔̳ͯ̔̈́̾ͤͭͅt̴̖̥͒̐̈́͠ͅa̡̯͇͇̹̘͔͆͛ͪ̏̊̀͠ň̀ͧ̂͊͗̀ͣ̿͏̧͚͔͚̬̳̤̠͜d̷̷͚̜̣̳̰̙ͤ̃.̶͎͍͙̬͍͙͇̽͊͡ ̶̨̺͈̘̍̽ͮ̍̆̀ ͇̥̹̙͖̠̝̍̂̑̚ͅ
̸̡̨͔̟̣̗̲ͯ̃ ̄̑̒̂ͭ̈̃̿҉̟͍̜̪̗̹
̝̣̞̠̥͖͛̀ͯ̏ͭĮ̷̗̬̲̱͚ͧ͑̈̃ͣ.̷̴̯̺̭̦̞͉̦͖ͬ͋̀̉ͬ̊͋͜ ̢̡̪̭͈͇̫̭̹̗ͮ̇̀͂̓ͨ͊ͮ͢Ą̘̺̫̱̇ͬ̔́͌͛̎̑M̢̻̟ͮͫ̿ͭ̎ͬ͠.̴̸̘̯͓̳̣̟̮̘̇̒ ̛͓̬̫̭̥͎͇ͯͭ̆̾͗͂ͦ̀T͎̱̻͕̦̙̻̟͗͗ͯͅZ̴̻̥͋ͤ̓̌͘͠Ȇ̷̵̡̘͍̰̝̲̞̝̗ͫ͆ͭ͛Ḛ̶̗͌̂̄̀N̪̣͕̦̰̼̄̓̎͛ͧ́͢͡T̟̤̺̟̑̏͌C̬̥ͣ̿ͥ͊͞Ḩ̟̟͇̲̞̤̃̿̌̿ͩ̽ͨ.͙̲͎̝̜̮̦ͬ̄̀ͅͅ ̢̦̄̉ͦ̋̋̚͢Y̝̰ͧ́̀̍͐̂ͫ͜͡oͤ͐ͯ̾̀͏̮̱̖̟͍̻̝̰ͅŭͩͫͨ͒̿̎͏̨̖͖͙͝ ̳̖͆̒͆̑̌ͥͥ͋ͭ͟͡ả̷̩ͤͣͨ̅̈́͋̂͡r̢̦̳̭͖͚̜̭̥ͥ̽ͥ̃͛̍͘é̵̅͋̑͑̌̄͏̜͓ͅ ̢̮̗̻͇̩͍͇̜ͯ̇ͥͬ̋̊͟b̙͓̟ͬͪu̗̬̣̓̓͋͒ͣ͂́͘t̪̹̠͇͉ͣ̀ ̸̧̖̞̞̬͂͗͑̔̆̓̀̚͠a̘͕͍̿ͦ̂͘ ̸͔͔̩̱̟̬̽ͧͭͨͯ̚p̭̱̣̊̈ͫͫ̈̏̾̔̕͞a̶͊̎҉̯͚̥̱̭̗̟w̡͕̲̻͈̥͆̄̐ͫ́̋͜n̢͚̯̤̘͗͊̂ͮͅͅ ̸̷͎̗͈̠̏̄̋͒ͨ͗ö̩̻̥́̊̍̃̎̏ṋ̰͔̞ͤ̔̊ͭ̉̔͘ ̴̖̩̬̱̙̮̯̃ͤ͌͘͡ͅm̳̮͔̼̟̘̯̅͞ͅy͍̞ͮ̇ ̴̵̝̰̱͉̭͕̥̇ͭ͒̑̾ͩ̾̄c͔͚͖͚̦̓͢͢͠h̡̓̎̑͋ͬ̃̽͟҉͉̫̫̮͙̣ė̩͉̪̺̪̌̑̀̕s̹̳̦̱͓̭̟̝͔̾̂̔̃́͞s͌͏̷͚̖̼b̷̴̗̦͎̭̱̼̝͕͇ͮ̔ͦͯo̡̦̝̲̠̤̩̜̘̗͛ͣ͛ͭ̐̏ͩ͊̚ȃ̛͉̺͂̋̍̈̓͌rͦ̒ͦ͝҉̖d̠̝̜̙̽̈́͊̿̒͆̽́̚͜ͅ,̒̒̾͌͑͋̚͏̵̧̭̠̙̖͕̖̱̪ ̗̮̜̙̜͇͈͊̏ͩͫ̅̄̄ͧ͠b̑̆ͥ̄҉̬̫͎̟̟̤̭o̶ͬ̕҉̝̯̰y̤͉͕͖̜̯̣̓̅̋͜͢.̨̦̭͇̞̰͇̝͉͔̽͋͋͘͡
Not to support my business enemies, but Hans is now the god of Magic, Change, Hope, Scheming, Manipulation, and many other things. He is anything BUT mortal.
À̸ḩ,̸͘͟ ͜͢͠a͏t͡ l͘͜à̶̧śt ̨͡a̷ li̸͟t͢͟t͟͢l̡͢e͟ ̨̀r̡͞e̷͘s̢̨péct̵.͘ ͘X̶̧a̸n̛͢͝t͞a҉lo̷s,̢͝͞ ̀o͞͠r͏͏ E͠n͘͢t͘r̕͜͡o͏̛͡p͟y̵̛,͘ ̴íń ͘͜yo̶u͢͞r҉͜͟ ҉͠m̡į̶ss̡̢h̛a̧͟pe̶͡n͘,̸͢҉ di͡s͢g̷u͝s͘t̶͏̡i̵͜͜n͠g̀ ̸to̷͏n̛͠g̸̸͜ư̵e̴͢,͟ ͏s̨̡͞p̡èa҉k̵̢s ̀͝t͏̧͞h͟e̶͞ ͜͏ţru͘t̶h. ́I ͜͡ám̛ ̢̛͡a͡͞n̶y͟ţ̴hi͏ņ̶g̵ ̢͏bú̀͠t͜ ̨m͏͜o̢̕͝r̷͞t́a͘҉l͝.̀
Post by: misko27 on October 06, 2012, 11:18:37 pm
I hope the update comes soon...I'm getting worried someone will kill me before I can execute my PlanTM and so forth...You're plan will fail. It is a provision of Operation Red Cross that you fail.
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:20:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 06, 2012, 11:21:58 pm
I am a magical drandroid who is also the Pope of the Reformed Miskopalian Church. Your conclusion is invalid.I hope the update comes soon...I'm getting worried someone will kill me before I can execute my PlanTM and so forth...You're plan will fail. It is a provision of Operation Red Cross that you fail.
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 11:24:25 pm
I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING SHEMER! I WAS IMPRSOINED BY MY SON BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO USHER A THOUSAND YEARS IN! I WILL KILL THE LICH FOR WHAT IT DID AND RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE.Y̶̴͉̼͕̩͚̲̩̦͓̰̥͉̲͕͈̯̬͑͒͑͛͑̈͑ͭͫ̊ͬͨͤ͋͐͢ͅǑ̵̢͙̲̭͉͚͕̾̅ͥͯ̌̾̒̌ͦ́̚Ũ̇ͤ̿͏̡̞̬̙͔̞̗̻͖͍̬̺͞ ̢̮̺̠̪̬̞̬̜̙̳̳̟̩͑͗͂ͮ̒̿ͨͦͣ̆͋̀̀̎̚͝F̢ͣ̈́̂͊̃ͩ̂̍͆͗̿҉͈͖̹͈͚̮̲̻̖̲̠̗͎͈̝͙̠̩O̸̽̏̄ͪ̓͋̑ͦͥͫ͐͑̀̌̋͜͞҉̤͖̱̲̟̗̹̮̼̰̘̞O̵ͩͩ̊ͬͯ͏̸͓͙̰̰̗̗̺͇̯̼̘̤̣͔̞͎Lͤͫ͌͋̆͗ͤ͋ͦ̓ͧͬ̏̎͋͛ͦ͋͏͟͏̛̫̘͎͉̼̫̻̦!̴̶̞̞̗̗̮̻̼͔͒ͭͬ̏̇́̍ͯͥ̆͘͠ ͚̘̦̠̹ͥ̏ͨ̊͒̀̕͠A̵̶̡̛͙͎̳̠̞̼̼ͭͬ̃̈́̽͐̿̿ͣ̑̇͡ ̶̸̪̥̜̬͇̎ͭ̐̄͝ͅT̄̎̉̈̀̐̍̚̕͞͏͎͍̲͔̗̪͉̜̰͇H̶̢͉̻͕̟͑̉͊ͭ̄̔̀͞ͅͅO̷͊̂͋͂̃̔͛̆͌ͪ͆̉̅̋̔ͫ͛̎ͭ͟҉̹͚̫̗̭̮̰̜̹͙̱͖̯͖̣͉̕U̧̗͈͕̳̹̥͚͚͌̅͗ͮ̽ͣ̔ͮͮ̅̈ͪ̄̈́̾ͦ̿S̽̌̿̔͌͛͒́ͫͨͫ̋̋ͤ̏҉̴̡̗͇̮͕͝A̎̿ͥ̊͂̒҉͏̸͝͏͈̹̻N̷̡̳̯̦̬̥͚̤̫͎̞̞̰̘͎̹̗̩̊͐ͣͨͫ̕͞D̝̯̲͎̭̺͚̼͔͖̟̳̣͚̰̖̉̽ͪ͆ͣ̅̇́̂̊̀̇ͪ̿̓̈́̎̚͝ ̵̴̵͇̗̹͉̼̝̲͕ͬͩ̐̔̈́ͩͬͮ̌̍̎̋ͩ̆͋ͅY̷̵̟̳̼̰̠̝͎ͫ͌̓ͥ͞E̷̛̱̭̰͔͈ͤ̋̒͐̔́͐͂̄͋̇̊̂̆ͣ̐̒̚͜͝͠A̷͆ͨ̋̈́̆͋͐̒̅ͮ̅̽̊͏̷͓̰̠̥̹̺̬̯̖͚͔͓̟̖̙͚̪̀͡ͅͅȐ̡ͦͨ̂ͬ̊̐̒ͪͤͥ̄͛̆ͩͩͦ̚͝͏̲͔̠̥̳̺̜͉̻͇͈S̸̤̦̣̰͓̹̦̬̜̗̣̱̠ͭ̇̃͌̓́ͣ͜ ̵̫̠̳̱ͦ͑̃̿ͩ̀ͫ͜I̸̶̶͇͓̪͎̱̯͙͙͐̇̿̔̄̓̅ͅS͔̳̜͇̘̫̞̳̲̰͉̱̺͕̤̳̤͈͕̄̀̂ͩ̒̎̔̄̇̿͘̕ ̵̨̡̖̭͙͚̲̞̖̈́ͪͤ̌̇͌ͯ̌̔͑ͪ̇͆͐ͮ̇͆̈́ͬ̀̕B̶̨̘̻̺̟ͦͭͩ̆͗̿ͬ͌͌̉ͬ̇̃̒̔̚̚Ư̢̯̞̯͓̠͙̟̠̪̤̠̱͓̱̻̝̑̊ͨ̐̉̎ͤ̒ͣͯ̑͟T͑̎ͮ͊ͧ̋ͧ͊̉̽̍̇̓̾ͬ͏̷̣̰̯͚̰̣̙̜͈͖̲̰̮̰̜̟͘̕͠ ̷̵͎̻̟̙̲̗̺͍̱͉͙̭̳̈́́̅̓ͣͦͨͮ̌ͬ̈͢A̸̶̜̤̞͉͇̣͍̥̞̹̘̻̜̗̩̜͇̼ͪͯ̆͑̾ͣ 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̸̺̠̟̲͖̺̖̣͔͉̦̼ͤ̋̂ͦ̅͢͡Y̸̶̊̊̅̎ͬͮ͗͂̈́̊̃̓҉̮͔̝̮͈̰͞Ǫ̴̩̥͖̭̙͓͇̔̽̊̌̐ͨ̀͞Ŭ̹̫̬̲̬̥̘̞̹̫̩̮̜̝͇̍͗ͤ͐ͬ͐͗̆́̔͛̓ͧͪ́̕͝ ̸̸̴̡̪͙̹͍͔̻̥͕̱̩̱̩̤̥͇̗̻͓̼ͭ͂̌͟A̷̴̳͎̯͇̖͚̳̗̹̽͆ͨͨ̈́ͭ͟͜͠L̢͚̠̪͙̼͖͕̼̗̣͖̤̘̭̬͗̒̉̃ͦ͆ͥͩ͞͡͞Ļ̛̪͚̪͎̩̯̦͙̙̪͚̥̻̤̞͎̻̉͆ͨ̆̓͊̀̃͆̓̈́̽͌ͦͩ̔̿ͨ͘̕͢ ̸̨̡͖̣̹̠͖̞̝͛̒͋̅͛ͪ͋ͭͨ̅ͨ̿͒́͡T̷̵̹͚̩͖̲͖̽͑̌̒̿̎̌̔̃̊͐ͤͣͧ̎H̿̊̓͑͑ͤ͏̟̯̞̜̦̮̙̩̦͘͢A̡̢̲͎̦̙̦ͤ͆̈̃ͦ͒͋ͧ̊̎̇ͪͩͫ͂͒T͌̾͆̇̐ͭ͐̎̓́̓̑͒̏ͪ̎ͨͫ͐͟҉̷͕͍̤͙͚̳̠̞̘́̕ ̨͙̞̻̬̖͍̰̻̞̲̬̹͙̤̮̣̣̻̪ͨͮͦ͋ͧͬ̔̃ͣ̉̆̕Y̖͎̯̞̣̞̻͖̐̔͛̉̅̓͊ͭ͌́ͤ́̇͘͟͠O̧̗̣͈̙̳̪͓͕̺̐ͥ̋̉̒͐̍̈́͐̊͐̾ͥͤ̀̏̾̀͡͡Ụ̶̗̥̮̩̟͕̙͔͖̫͙͔̖̜ͭ̀̅ͦͭ̽͟͞ ̧̓͂̍̔̔̐͋ͫ̒͂͏͝҉̞̫̘͙̘̪͇̖͕̹͚͙͖͔͔͘C̰͎̪̙͖̰̰̟̖̙̖ͮͣ͋̂̅̅̅͂̿̅ͩ̅̓̀̃͌͆͘͠ͅL̢͇̯͇̭̹͓̈́̂̇͆̾̉́̑͛̐̂̈̒̆̄͋͊ͫ̽͘A̢̮̺̫̭̠̤̞̦̙͈̩̫̬̘̬̍ͭ͌͊̓̌ͩ̃̇̓̇͠͝Į̘̼̰̼̔̋͑ͭ̂ͭͧͬ̊̾͒̏̿̍̈͋̄ͮ̄͜͢͝M̴͍̙̭̦̜̭̮̺͕̱̼̲̬ͨ̈́͒ͩͯ̇ͩ͝,̨̨̺͚̘̯̄ͮ̃̅̃͜͞͝ ̸̛̪̪̣̱̣̱̫̦͔̠̯̰̯̲̲͆̓̐̓̔ͯ̌̇ͫ̎ͪ͛͜͝W̶̷̪̫̰͉̼̉̅͑̊̓́͟É̃͗ͣͤ͗̐̀͏̴̵̗̗̘̰̥̯͕̟̩͓̹̜͚̭͇̘͉̀ͅÄ̷̷̢͔̘̗͖̙̰̹͍͙̬̦͇̭͖́ͥ̑ͭͤ̽̾̉ͤ̄́͝K̡͗͆͗́ͮ̆̈ͤ̿ͪ̈̇ͣ̔ͥ̈́ͭ̊̎͜͢҉̲͕̦̘̰̭͉̺̳̫͎̹̮̗L̡̡̧̧̙̬̜̘͈͈̼̩͚͙͚̳̪̯̻͙͔̱̑̅̈͊ͥ̿̔͌́Į̛͂ͮͣͩ̒ͬ̓̿̓̑̀͏̲̤̞͉͕̳Ń̡̢̇ͩ̇ͫͥ͋̌ͨͥͬͦͧͭ̾̚͞͏͙̥̬̯͔̣͙̣̩G̵̵̸̠̭͈̼̺̞̜̱̘̮̠̼̲͔͚ͭ̈́̔̃ͯ̒̓̀ͫ͋͌̈͐̈́̓́ͫͅ?̶̾͗͗ͧ̈́ͦͯ͋͒̎͞҉̼̯̯̤̬̫ͅ ̢̞̹̲̫̿̏͂͂̓͝Į̛̥̳͇̥̹͉̗̱̰̭̝̼̱̟͙ͭ͛ͣ͒̓ͫͥͤ̏͟ ̨̭̰͔͎̳̣̰̣̠̺͎̺̪̂̌ͮ̓̊̋͐ͨ̊̔̍̏̉̒̿ͫ͘A̴̖̼̰̙̮̺͕̓̏̑͛ͦ̓͆ͪ̾̀ͅM̧͎̣̯̳̟̱̮̫̗̼̈ͤ̈ͬ̄͌̾̎ͨ͌ͮ́ͩ̾ͩ̅́ͅ ̸̨̛̤͚̤͓͍̖̗͍̇ͪ́͑̈͋̌̈̋̎̽̋͘͢N̷̸̨̧̫̯̭̭͈̘̬̝̮̖̠̦̖̠̳̹̳͓͈̄ͭ͐̊̂̂͒̓̇̈͋ͫ͜Ô̸̍̓̽̑̓̌ͯ͋ͪͧ͛̚̕͜͏̨̗̮͓̖̘̺͕ͅT͖̗͉̳̩͍̩͉͈͖̗͈̟̐ͩͩͭͯͭ̀͢ ̢͕̦̥͓͖͎̪͔͖̖̻ͥ͑ͨ͒̓́̀͟Tͥͥͮ̽̋̌̇̊̂̈͌̄̓͒̏̚͟͏̣̮͍̺͓̝͉̻̣͎̮̪̹̟̤̕͞͠Ȏ̵͎̰͔̫͉̦̤̖̆͛ͤ̉ͦ͆̌̍ͧ̐̅̒̂̉ͩ͜͟͜͟ ̢̬͙̯͙̫͛̒̉̑͑̀͋͗͗ͨ̍̌͂̊͜ͅB̸̙͔͉̖̗̗̯̣̗̄ͫ̃͒ͪ̓ͬ͗̑̈̇ͬ̾̄̚͡͠Ẻ̞͍̖̘͙̏ͧͦͧ̒͐͌͐̅͌ͥ̓́ ̷̵͔̪̱̳͖̯̗̋̅͊̄ͮͥ̾ͭͣ̅͑ͣ̈̀̉̚ͅT̷̴͎͇̹̞̺̭͍̹͉̥̮̫̤̺̼ͯ̊͌͊ͨͩ̃ͮ̎̂̐̏̒̅̉ͯ̇͒̕͞͠R̶̨̯̹̫͉͕̻̳̗͎͕͈̄̓͊ͥ̈̔͒̍I̯̳͍̼̥̰̦͐̎͆̏̉ͦ͗͟F̴͙̲̩̳̜̫͖͍̘̣̪̔ͪ̀̓͂̿ͨ̉̍ͬͩ̽͐ͬ͘͘͢͟L̴̈́̆͊̄͛̇͆̚͏̸͕̭͙̤̦̠̭E̴̢̙̥̣̩̦̪͙̝̲̟̠̙͓̻̤̖̞͉̾̓͋̏̒̈́̎̆͂͑̐D̘͉͈͙̞̙̰̆̄̒̔̓ͮ͗ͥ̏ͫͨ͌͐̂͑̎̕͟͠ ̡̢̞̟͙̦̲̼̫̹̥̭̖͕͒̉ͦ̋͗͊̉̋͒ͩ̃͑̀̊̈ͥ̀̚͢ͅͅW̜͉͈̻̻̮̺̪̯̖̝̙̫̘̄̈́͌́͗͊̈͊͋̔͛ͬ͑̈́͌͟͠ͅI̷̧̱̯̟̞͛̈ͧ̍ͨ͌̓͊͗̑̄ͩͤ͛͊̄͡T̴̵̡̖̖͎̮͉̻̯̲̞̳̂́́ͩ̓̆͊ͪ̅ͯ̅ͨ̊ͥ͐͐ͪͮ̚͘͝Ḥ̡̫̠͔̤̳͕ͣͥ́͋̃͛́͟͝ͅ.̵̡̞̞̱̜̓̀ͤ͂ͮ̂̒̀́̚͠
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:31:00 pm
YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME WITH YOUR PETTY THREATS! I WAS THERE AT MY FULL POWER BEFORE YOU EVEN ASCENDED! I WILL FLAY WHATEVER PASSES FOR YOUR SKIN FROM WHATEVER PASSES FOR YOUR BONES WEAKLING.I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING SHEMER! I WAS IMPRSOINED BY MY SON BUT I HAVE RETURNED TO USHER A THOUSAND YEARS IN! I WILL KILL THE LICH FOR WHAT IT DID AND RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE.Y̶̴͉̼͕̩͚̲̩̦͓̰̥͉̲͕͈̯̬͑͒͑͛͑̈͑ͭͫ̊ͬͨͤ͋͐͢ͅǑ̵̢͙̲̭͉͚͕̾̅ͥͯ̌̾̒̌ͦ́̚Ũ̇ͤ̿͏̡̞̬̙͔̞̗̻͖͍̬̺͞ ̢̮̺̠̪̬̞̬̜̙̳̳̟̩͑͗͂ͮ̒̿ͨͦͣ̆͋̀̀̎̚͝F̢ͣ̈́̂͊̃ͩ̂̍͆͗̿҉͈͖̹͈͚̮̲̻̖̲̠̗͎͈̝͙̠̩O̸̽̏̄ͪ̓͋̑ͦͥͫ͐͑̀̌̋͜͞҉̤͖̱̲̟̗̹̮̼̰̘̞O̵ͩͩ̊ͬͯ͏̸͓͙̰̰̗̗̺͇̯̼̘̤̣͔̞͎Lͤͫ͌͋̆͗ͤ͋ͦ̓ͧͬ̏̎͋͛ͦ͋͏͟͏̛̫̘͎͉̼̫̻̦!̴̶̞̞̗̗̮̻̼͔͒ͭͬ̏̇́̍ͯͥ̆͘͠ ͚̘̦̠̹ͥ̏ͨ̊͒̀̕͠A̵̶̡̛͙͎̳̠̞̼̼ͭͬ̃̈́̽͐̿̿ͣ̑̇͡ ̶̸̪̥̜̬͇̎ͭ̐̄͝ͅT̄̎̉̈̀̐̍̚̕͞͏͎͍̲͔̗̪͉̜̰͇H̶̢͉̻͕̟͑̉͊ͭ̄̔̀͞ͅͅO̷͊̂͋͂̃̔͛̆͌ͪ͆̉̅̋̔ͫ͛̎ͭ͟҉̹͚̫̗̭̮̰̜̹͙̱͖̯͖̣͉̕U̧̗͈͕̳̹̥͚͚͌̅͗ͮ̽ͣ̔ͮͮ̅̈ͪ̄̈́̾ͦ̿S̽̌̿̔͌͛͒́ͫͨͫ̋̋ͤ̏҉̴̡̗͇̮͕͝A̎̿ͥ̊͂̒҉͏̸͝͏͈̹̻N̷̡̳̯̦̬̥͚̤̫͎̞̞̰̘͎̹̗̩̊͐ͣͨͫ̕͞D̝̯̲͎̭̺͚̼͔͖̟̳̣͚̰̖̉̽ͪ͆ͣ̅̇́̂̊̀̇ͪ̿̓̈́̎̚͝ ̵̴̵͇̗̹͉̼̝̲͕ͬͩ̐̔̈́ͩͬͮ̌̍̎̋ͩ̆͋ͅY̷̵̟̳̼̰̠̝͎ͫ͌̓ͥ͞E̷̛̱̭̰͔͈ͤ̋̒͐̔́͐͂̄͋̇̊̂̆ͣ̐̒̚͜͝͠A̷͆ͨ̋̈́̆͋͐̒̅ͮ̅̽̊͏̷͓̰̠̥̹̺̬̯̖͚͔͓̟̖̙͚̪̀͡ͅͅȐ̡ͦͨ̂ͬ̊̐̒ͪͤͥ̄͛̆ͩͩͦ̚͝͏̲͔̠̥̳̺̜͉̻͇͈S̸̤̦̣̰͓̹̦̬̜̗̣̱̠ͭ̇̃͌̓́ͣ͜ ̵̫̠̳̱ͦ͑̃̿ͩ̀ͫ͜I̸̶̶͇͓̪͎̱̯͙͙͐̇̿̔̄̓̅ͅS͔̳̜͇̘̫̞̳̲̰͉̱̺͕̤̳̤͈͕̄̀̂ͩ̒̎̔̄̇̿͘̕ ̵̨̡̖̭͙͚̲̞̖̈́ͪͤ̌̇͌ͯ̌̔͑ͪ̇͆͐ͮ̇͆̈́ͬ̀̕B̶̨̘̻̺̟ͦͭͩ̆͗̿ͬ͌͌̉ͬ̇̃̒̔̚̚Ư̢̯̞̯͓̠͙̟̠̪̤̠̱͓̱̻̝̑̊ͨ̐̉̎ͤ̒ͣͯ̑͟T͑̎ͮ͊ͧ̋ͧ͊̉̽̍̇̓̾ͬ͏̷̣̰̯͚̰̣̙̜͈͖̲̰̮̰̜̟͘̕͠ ̷̵͎̻̟̙̲̗̺͍̱͉͙̭̳̈́́̅̓ͣͦͨͮ̌ͬ̈͢A̸̶̜̤̞͉͇̣͍̥̞̹̘̻̜̗̩̜͇̼ͪͯ̆͑̾ͣ ̨͎͈͇̮̲̦̞̱̠̯̻̅̆͊͐ͩ̎̒͊ͬ̂̾͠͡ͅP̷͇̬̯̻̜̥̥̹̰̯̠̞̬̠ͣͪ̾̃ͤ̏͐̈ͯ̔͒͜͢͟͞I̾͛̿ͩ͊̑͂̌҉̷̱͎̼̦͈̝̯͎͍̞̰̭͡T̴̴̖̣̟̭̻̪̱̜̘͖̘̘͉̼̜̉̋̀́͗ͦ̎͐ͤ̌ͩͣ̿́̌T̶̢͕̝̺̺̭̭͍̦͊͆̃ͯ̿ͩ̐́͗̌ͤ̕͡Ạ̴̯͇̳̪͇̳̬̮͎̞̜͉͓͓̥́͆͑̾ͥ̐͝͝N̵͕͙̹͙̺͕̱̔̿̒ͧͨ͘͟͝C̤͎͉̞͖̫̭͚̼̘̫ͦ̔͊ͨ͑ͤ̐̚͜ͅͅȆͣ̇̑̿̂͗ͮ͗̇̂̉҉̦̩͓͓̜̪́͜͝ ̸̵̜̼̖̩̻̗̆̽͌̓ͩ́͆͌̓ͬͥ̿̕͝C̴̊̽̀̽ͮ͏͙̘̻̦̻̭̗̝̻̱̹͚̀ͅǑ̷͕̤̟̼͖̺̞̆̑̄ͮ͊̓͂́͆ͤͣ̓ͯ̕M̋ͦͣ̊̆͂͐̉ͩ̏ͥ̐ͩ̔̈̃ͩͦ̀̚҉̸̵͕̪͇̮̞́P̷̧̢̫̣̣͖̤̤̭͓͖̬͚̟̠̓͋̆̿͊̃̑ͪ͑ͬ̓̉̃̀A̵͚̺̞̲̰͈͇̞̥̫̥ͩ̓͂̓ͥͯͬ̍̔ͯ̓͗ͩ͂ͧ̇̊͞R̷͑̈́ͦ͠҉̮̮̜͉̹̜E̶͕͓͖͚̬̲ͣ͆̍́͌̽ͭͧ̀ͦ͠D̵̸̰͚̳͍͙̠ͬ͗̌ͦͩ͗͐̃ͣͮ͗ͮ͋ͯ̊ͮ̉͘͠ ͕̣̙̫͕̝̩̯͇̳̳͖̳͖̲̭̐̾͛̌͘Tͦ͆ͧ̄̍ͭ̄̑͒̽̿̑҉̮̥͇̮̙̻͈̩͢ͅÒ̋ͦ̿҉̶̵̖͎̘̪͔̩̞͇̫͇̮̳̞̘̦͖͘ ̴̡̨͔̬̙̰̭̞̥̘̣̥̲̦͙͗ͩͭ͑ͭ̽ͭ͌̋ͮ̚͠T̴͛ͬ͛ͨ͒̊͂ͫͪ̓̚͟҉̳͓̼̪̲͚͖̩̬̜̀ͅH͐ͦ̓̾͗̀ͨ̑ͫ͘҉̙̝̺̘͉̺̱͇̗͘ͅͅE̡͔͎̰͓͎̩̜̣̺̹̝̳͔͇̗͚ͣͫ̍̃̽̍̾ͯͤ̃ͣ͛͋̓͒̚͢ ̷͕͎͇̦̝̭͙̦̯̙͚̞̙͕͈͑̊ͪ͜͡͡͠S̨̧̲͎̥̜̻͉̞̳̻͚̤̪ͫ̎͌̈́͆̾́͢͟L̐̌̇͗̿ͨ͑̊̓͐̾̈̃̅͋̂̚͏̯̲̜̜̫̰̰̰̥̯͡I̪̤̞͉͓̯̰̤̓̑̔͋ͧ̿̈́ͮ̀̓ͩ͊̌͞͠G̢̨̠̖̲̻͚̯̦̼ͯ̽ͩ̆ͭ̅̉̃͂̌̎̑̚H̛̘̘͍̮͇̘͚̺͑͂̃ͪ̉̅ͯͭͤͬ̃̈́̋͆ͯ̓̚̕͜T̴̶̬̮̤̫̫̘͙͊̂͋̐̈̀͐̄̒ͣ͊͒̿͊̕͢͠Ę́̎̾̈́ͦ̐̂ͧ̇̏ͬ̓͝҉̛͕̣̟̰̮̳̱Ş̜̜̱͈̭̬̟̼̠̙̦͙͓͈̈̔̎̇͆̕͞͡T̢̢͈̪͉̦̺̤͍̫͓̲̻̹̘̙̣̒ͩ̂̒̔̎ͭ̌͆̃͛̅ͮͩ́ ̛̼̫̜̟̪͙͍̳̻͕̲̤̖̼͈̯͍͓͗ͧ̈́̆͛ͦͬͯ̑̏͑̕͢P̸͈̤̥̩̲̭̺̘̟͓̜̻̙̯͍̉̌̄̾̂ͣͪ̕ͅI̶̶͖̼̹̯͔̘͉̲̤͓̰͉̝͕̲̤̮̖ͣ̄͛͋͌̂̈ͥͮ͗̿̓̽ͩ̌̕͟ͅĘ̳͕̫̦̣̲͓̪̥̼ͬͫ̓͋̃̏̐̐̋́͠͠C̢̨̩̠͍͉̰̳̥͍̬̪͎̳̝̙̹̮̖̍̔̄ͦͨͨ̈́͆̀̚͡E̽ͯ͋̀̾̆̆͐҉̵̣̭̲̹̖̹͎̜̟̣̖͈̫̮́ ̵̶̧̡̪̮͎̺͓̲̖͔̝͍͖̙̭͚̤ͯ̎ͯ̇̍̑̒̐̌͝Ǫ̤̳̠ͦ̊͑̈̂̊ͪͤ͊̓̈́̇ͪͣ͞͠F̰͕̮̥̯͆͛ͭ͂ͦͤͫͮ̒̍̑̎ͯ̄̐ͨ͌͘ ̶̋ͩͨ̐̂̍ͥ̄̈ͣ̄ͪ҉̬̙͇̘̜̘̦͕̮̗͘A̒͂͊̉̾̿̀̚͘͡͏̜̘̞̣̻̙̲̠͚̺͎̰̜̟̤͠Ẁ̢̘͎̘̮̻̺͈̦̰̺͑̽̆͋̄ͪ͂ͬ͌̃̅̍͆ͦ͂̔̚͘͝͝ͅA̴͋ͯͤͦ̈ͯ͌̑͑ͪͧ̓̍͗͒̈̀͏̛͇̙̮͉̫͙͍̱̼͉̩̭̪͖͓̜̜͎͜Ṟ̷̛͎͕̻̝͍̝̤͉̞̩̭̱̗̬̭͆̈ͯ̀ͯ̓̐ͣ̆ͬ̑ͩ̀ͫ̇͡͞E̷̡̩͙͚̤͚ͨ̾̄ͫͫ̌̊̈͋̏̿ͪͧ̆̌̽̎̑́͜͢͡Ņ̛͂̿͑̌̄̏͂ͥͦ̊ͫ̄͑ͥ̚҉̦̬̺̦E͙̝̗̘͖͕̳̫͍̱̲͉̰ͧ̄̽͊̿ͥ̎̈̚͝ͅS̻͚̫͈̩͔͍̗͔̯̤͖̟̦̙̖͙̜̮͌̂̄ͨ͗̊͗ͬ͌̊̈́̒͢S̊ͪ̄̆̿ͦ̒ͥ̾͋ͫͥ̍̆ͤ̔ͮ͜͏̫͚̹̫̲̤ ̡̯̤̫̪̘̘ͨ͛̔ͤͪ̈́̄̄̍͗ͣ̈̋ͧ̆̐̎̕͜ͅF̢̑ͮ̓͂͑̓̽ͯ́ͨ́͏̷̟̜͍͓̭͎̙̙Ỏ̶̒͑͗͋͞͝͏̷̣̮̠̞̱̱̺̺̞̣̪̞̙ͅͅŖ̛͓͈͎̱̖̘͙̜̼̦͇̟̲̜̳̞̼͇̉͂ͨ̊́̃̄͒̅ͬ̈́ͫ̽͌̈́̀̔ ̸̮̭̜͈ͬ̓̑ͤ̉̂̇̾̈̀ͥ̚͝͝͡Uͦͫ̒͗ͩ̉ͥ̊ͤ̂̀ͪͪͥ̍ͨͥ҉̡͎̻͙̣̭̲̫̟̘̥̘Ş̶̳̯̼͖͍͕̃ͦͦ̋͐ͯ̈́͆̉̌̓̅̿ͧ̃̑ͣ͟!̧̣̙̞͖͚̰̟͎͒͗͂̒͋ͤ̿̐͊͛͊̎̆̄̈́̄͂͠ ̵̴̛̹͎̝̳̖͚͓̟̳ͮ̂ͧ̑̉ͨ́̚͡Y͕̦͓̬͈̩̠̟̭̳͓̦̹͈̙͕̤ͭͩ͗̋̓̌̈ͩ͐͌̑̒̓͐ͪ̄̅͢͞͡Ȏ̦̦̗̻̹͉̭͖͚̝̹͓͈̭̲͓̮̙̬̏̅̒̃̀̉̾̈́́ͦ͆͒̒͗ͫ́̚͘͜͢U̵͗ͧ͌̊̇̑̒̍̈ͣͭͫͤ͑̀͝͝҉̱̳̹͖̲͍͙̮̥͈̭̫̝ ͔̱͓͇̙̐ͮ̎̎ͤ͗̑͡T̶̪͎͕̜̳̲͙͉̹͎̤̘̱̰̞͍̆̈̒ͪ͋̚͜͜H̛͈̱͔̳̞̮̪͚̜͆ͪ̾̉̑̾ͧͣ̈̒ͨͮ́I̽ͪͦ̓͌̃̀͝͏̨̻͕̯̯̞͈̪͔͈̬̝͚͕Ṅ̵̵͈̝̤͕̰͎̹̬͓͙̼̘͕͉̻̜͎͑ͬͣ̄̈̆̒ͩͯͫ͑͑͜K̼̝̗͚̤̒͆ͥ̔̓ͣ̌͆͆ͩ̒̔̅̉̀͜ ̧̛͎͔̮̙̞̲̱̱͛̏̆̿͊ͫ̽͡Ṭ̴̨̧̛͔̭̺̗̱̾͆̓͋̃̍̆ͤ̾́̍̿̑̓̀Ơ̸̙͚͚̠̪̖̱͇̭̮̺̩̥͚̲̞̤͉͂ͤͭͦ̃ͤ̀͞O͂̏͑́ͮ̓̆̈ͮ͒ͥͮ͗̒ͯ̄͋̚҉̩̖͍̤̟͢ ̶͊̀̾̂̏͐ͬ̽͆̈́͋͝͏̼̗̦̯̬̱͇͍̤́Šͨͧͭ̿͂ͬ̔ͧ͒̌̑ͭ͏̸͙͕͙͎̫͔̦̳ͅͅM͉̫̳̼͖̒ͬ͗ͭ͆͟A͕̖̖̯̻͉͇̪͎̬̬͙ͪ͒͌̑̾̐̋́͢͟͡L̶̢̼̜̳͚ͫ̆̓̌̇̍̿ͧ̕Ḻ̶̸͍̭̦̣̬͙̞̮̩̲̦̜̏ͪͮ̈ͣ̅ͣͣ̓ͫ̇ ̶̸͔̖̲͙̖̠͎̬̞̯̻͈̼̼̔ͮ͑̐ͣ̄͌͆͗̉ͤͩ̎̄͆͜F̡̤̲̣̘̗̣͍̘̈̀̽̂͗̍̔ͨ͗̊̿̾̿͘O̙̜͍͈̺͉̻̩̤̳͑̃̂̂ͧ̅̈̽ͮ̀̉ͬ̿ͩͦ̆́͠͝R̵̶͈̭͇̯̱͇̖̼̭̫͍͎̞̟̄͂̑̔ͨͧ̍̌͑̓̄͒ͣ́̓̋ͥͩ̔ ̺͍͇̰͚̪̣̲͓̲͖̲̮͚̠̣̖ͦ͆ͧ̒̓ͣ̓̏͒͛̓̋ͨ̔̌ͦ͘Ǎ͉̫͙̪̞̠͓̜͙͈͉͍̥̰ͩ̉͑̐̆͋̃̉̒͠͞͝N̢͈̪̱̥͕͉̐̍̔͐̀ ̄͐ͧ͐̈ͯ̃́͟͏̖͓̳͍̪̠̳͚̦̪͝͡Í̷̧̖̲͍̝̞̉̍͂̓͌ͦ̔̎ͪͥ̂̅̑͝M̉̑̎̇ͮ̓ͬ̾̃̽̿́̈͒͐́̐̌͏̗͎̼͈̤̗͈͇̜͖̘͎̺̀͝M̐ͨ̏̄̇̈́̒̇̊ͬ̈́͑̒̎͒͏̸͙͕̗͉͎O̶ͭ͑͗̓́̉͋̋ͬ̉̐͒͘͢҉̰͖̠̝͚R̵̘̖͚̣͍̘̤̹̘̟͖͔͈̭̹̟̺̥̔̂̅͑ͣ̎̐̏͛̈̆͐̒̊͒ͣ͜T̤̳̥̳̞̞̗͎͉̱͈̙̦̲̙̥ͧ͊͊̍͊ͨ̊ͬͣ͒ͩ̑̈ͯ͐̊ͭ́̚͘͜͡͠A̷̵̢̘̹̱ͩ͑͐ͦ̈ͦ̆̊̓ͤ̈̈ͪͯ̈͘͢Ľ̵̶̹̯̜̙̏ͬ̀ͯ̎̽͋ͩͥ͒.̢ͯ͛͌̄̓͌͑ͥͤ͆ͭ̈́̄̕͢͏̤͈̩͎̬ ̸͙̳̤̠̙̲̔͛́̆̑ͫͬ̚̚͞A̰̻̮̤̳͔̙̩͔̭͍͖̓͗̈́͆ͮͩͭͭ̕͝Ř͔͉̲̥̤͉̳̻̜̯̼̱͙͓̬̰͚͙ͯͥ̈́̾ͯ͒̋̑̄ͨ̀́ͅE͐ͪͫ̐̇ͫ̀̐́̚͏̴̬̝̲̣͇̯̮̼͉̱̲͔̮̳͈͔͢ͅ ̸̺̠̟̲͖̺̖̣͔͉̦̼ͤ̋̂ͦ̅͢͡Y̸̶̊̊̅̎ͬͮ͗͂̈́̊̃̓҉̮͔̝̮͈̰͞Ǫ̴̩̥͖̭̙͓͇̔̽̊̌̐ͨ̀͞Ŭ̹̫̬̲̬̥̘̞̹̫̩̮̜̝͇̍͗ͤ͐ͬ͐͗̆́̔͛̓ͧͪ́̕͝ ̸̸̴̡̪͙̹͍͔̻̥͕̱̩̱̩̤̥͇̗̻͓̼ͭ͂̌͟A̷̴̳͎̯͇̖͚̳̗̹̽͆ͨͨ̈́ͭ͟͜͠L̢͚̠̪͙̼͖͕̼̗̣͖̤̘̭̬͗̒̉̃ͦ͆ͥͩ͞͡͞Ļ̛̪͚̪͎̩̯̦͙̙̪͚̥̻̤̞͎̻̉͆ͨ̆̓͊̀̃͆̓̈́̽͌ͦͩ̔̿ͨ͘̕͢ ̸̨̡͖̣̹̠͖̞̝͛̒͋̅͛ͪ͋ͭͨ̅ͨ̿͒́͡T̷̵̹͚̩͖̲͖̽͑̌̒̿̎̌̔̃̊͐ͤͣͧ̎H̿̊̓͑͑ͤ͏̟̯̞̜̦̮̙̩̦͘͢A̡̢̲͎̦̙̦ͤ͆̈̃ͦ͒͋ͧ̊̎̇ͪͩͫ͂͒T͌̾͆̇̐ͭ͐̎̓́̓̑͒̏ͪ̎ͨͫ͐͟҉̷͕͍̤͙͚̳̠̞̘́̕ ̨͙̞̻̬̖͍̰̻̞̲̬̹͙̤̮̣̣̻̪ͨͮͦ͋ͧͬ̔̃ͣ̉̆̕Y̖͎̯̞̣̞̻͖̐̔͛̉̅̓͊ͭ͌́ͤ́̇͘͟͠O̧̗̣͈̙̳̪͓͕̺̐ͥ̋̉̒͐̍̈́͐̊͐̾ͥͤ̀̏̾̀͡͡Ụ̶̗̥̮̩̟͕̙͔͖̫͙͔̖̜ͭ̀̅ͦͭ̽͟͞ ̧̓͂̍̔̔̐͋ͫ̒͂͏͝҉̞̫̘͙̘̪͇̖͕̹͚͙͖͔͔͘C̰͎̪̙͖̰̰̟̖̙̖ͮͣ͋̂̅̅̅͂̿̅ͩ̅̓̀̃͌͆͘͠ͅL̢͇̯͇̭̹͓̈́̂̇͆̾̉́̑͛̐̂̈̒̆̄͋͊ͫ̽͘A̢̮̺̫̭̠̤̞̦̙͈̩̫̬̘̬̍ͭ͌͊̓̌ͩ̃̇̓̇͠͝Į̘̼̰̼̔̋͑ͭ̂ͭͧͬ̊̾͒̏̿̍̈͋̄ͮ̄͜͢͝M̴͍̙̭̦̜̭̮̺͕̱̼̲̬ͨ̈́͒ͩͯ̇ͩ͝,̨̨̺͚̘̯̄ͮ̃̅̃͜͞͝ ̸̛̪̪̣̱̣̱̫̦͔̠̯̰̯̲̲͆̓̐̓̔ͯ̌̇ͫ̎ͪ͛͜͝W̶̷̪̫̰͉̼̉̅͑̊̓́͟É̃͗ͣͤ͗̐̀͏̴̵̗̗̘̰̥̯͕̟̩͓̹̜͚̭͇̘͉̀ͅÄ̷̷̢͔̘̗͖̙̰̹͍͙̬̦͇̭͖́ͥ̑ͭͤ̽̾̉ͤ̄́͝K̡͗͆͗́ͮ̆̈ͤ̿ͪ̈̇ͣ̔ͥ̈́ͭ̊̎͜͢҉̲͕̦̘̰̭͉̺̳̫͎̹̮̗L̡̡̧̧̙̬̜̘͈͈̼̩͚͙͚̳̪̯̻͙͔̱̑̅̈͊ͥ̿̔͌́Į̛͂ͮͣͩ̒ͬ̓̿̓̑̀͏̲̤̞͉͕̳Ń̡̢̇ͩ̇ͫͥ͋̌ͨͥͬͦͧͭ̾̚͞͏͙̥̬̯͔̣͙̣̩G̵̵̸̠̭͈̼̺̞̜̱̘̮̠̼̲͔͚ͭ̈́̔̃ͯ̒̓̀ͫ͋͌̈͐̈́̓́ͫͅ?̶̾͗͗ͧ̈́ͦͯ͋͒̎͞҉̼̯̯̤̬̫ͅ ̢̞̹̲̫̿̏͂͂̓͝Į̛̥̳͇̥̹͉̗̱̰̭̝̼̱̟͙ͭ͛ͣ͒̓ͫͥͤ̏͟ ̨̭̰͔͎̳̣̰̣̠̺͎̺̪̂̌ͮ̓̊̋͐ͨ̊̔̍̏̉̒̿ͫ͘A̴̖̼̰̙̮̺͕̓̏̑͛ͦ̓͆ͪ̾̀ͅM̧͎̣̯̳̟̱̮̫̗̼̈ͤ̈ͬ̄͌̾̎ͨ͌ͮ́ͩ̾ͩ̅́ͅ ̸̨̛̤͚̤͓͍̖̗͍̇ͪ́͑̈͋̌̈̋̎̽̋͘͢N̷̸̨̧̫̯̭̭͈̘̬̝̮̖̠̦̖̠̳̹̳͓͈̄ͭ͐̊̂̂͒̓̇̈͋ͫ͜Ô̸̍̓̽̑̓̌ͯ͋ͪͧ͛̚̕͜͏̨̗̮͓̖̘̺͕ͅT͖̗͉̳̩͍̩͉͈͖̗͈̟̐ͩͩͭͯͭ̀͢ ̢͕̦̥͓͖͎̪͔͖̖̻ͥ͑ͨ͒̓́̀͟Tͥͥͮ̽̋̌̇̊̂̈͌̄̓͒̏̚͟͏̣̮͍̺͓̝͉̻̣͎̮̪̹̟̤̕͞͠Ȏ̵͎̰͔̫͉̦̤̖̆͛ͤ̉ͦ͆̌̍ͧ̐̅̒̂̉ͩ͜͟͜͟ ̢̬͙̯͙̫͛̒̉̑͑̀͋͗͗ͨ̍̌͂̊͜ͅB̸̙͔͉̖̗̗̯̣̗̄ͫ̃͒ͪ̓ͬ͗̑̈̇ͬ̾̄̚͡͠Ẻ̞͍̖̘͙̏ͧͦͧ̒͐͌͐̅͌ͥ̓́ ̷̵͔̪̱̳͖̯̗̋̅͊̄ͮͥ̾ͭͣ̅͑ͣ̈̀̉̚ͅT̷̴͎͇̹̞̺̭͍̹͉̥̮̫̤̺̼ͯ̊͌͊ͨͩ̃ͮ̎̂̐̏̒̅̉ͯ̇͒̕͞͠R̶̨̯̹̫͉͕̻̳̗͎͕͈̄̓͊ͥ̈̔͒̍I̯̳͍̼̥̰̦͐̎͆̏̉ͦ͗͟F̴͙̲̩̳̜̫͖͍̘̣̪̔ͪ̀̓͂̿ͨ̉̍ͬͩ̽͐ͬ͘͘͢͟L̴̈́̆͊̄͛̇͆̚͏̸͕̭͙̤̦̠̭E̴̢̙̥̣̩̦̪͙̝̲̟̠̙͓̻̤̖̞͉̾̓͋̏̒̈́̎̆͂͑̐D̘͉͈͙̞̙̰̆̄̒̔̓ͮ͗ͥ̏ͫͨ͌͐̂͑̎̕͟͠ ̡̢̞̟͙̦̲̼̫̹̥̭̖͕͒̉ͦ̋͗͊̉̋͒ͩ̃͑̀̊̈ͥ̀̚͢ͅͅW̜͉͈̻̻̮̺̪̯̖̝̙̫̘̄̈́͌́͗͊̈͊͋̔͛ͬ͑̈́͌͟͠ͅI̷̧̱̯̟̞͛̈ͧ̍ͨ͌̓͊͗̑̄ͩͤ͛͊̄͡T̴̵̡̖̖͎̮͉̻̯̲̞̳̂́́ͩ̓̆͊ͪ̅ͯ̅ͨ̊ͥ͐͐ͪͮ̚͘͝Ḥ̡̫̠͔̤̳͕ͣͥ́͋̃͛́͟͝ͅ.̵̡̞̞̱̜̓̀ͤ͂ͮ̂̒̀́̚͠
((Also can we please not do the extremly heavy Zalgo text again? it lags out my cmputer and is just way too damn hard to read.))
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 11:34:07 pm
*thud*
*Snarl*'
*Growl*
Hehehe. Hahahaha. H̘̲̯͕̘̗͊̈́̏̄̔A͈ͥ̓ͯ͛͞ͅH̹̥̰̱͢A͇̹̥̝̥̳̽̚Ḩ͎̇̀̍A͚͚̼̗͑̈̑̾̔͡H̴̪̬͗̄̅̓̈ͤA͔̤̟̿̓H͗̋͛ͯ̍҉̗̜̤̞Ǎ̸͕͔̫̜̇̍̌H̛̼̰̠̫Ã͒͋̒̈͌̚H̷̹̪̳̹̆̀ͬͤ͛͊ͩẢ͎̩̱̄̃̊͆̑͠H̘̙̹̣̭̪̾͊ͮ̈́ͪ͠Ā͊̄̅̚͞H͎̺̥͚̥̣̰ͣ͘A͗ͯ̍ͬ̓ͬ҉H̽ͭ͗̀A̘͇̥̺ͭͭ͛̇̏̆̄͘H̠̺̰͑ͧͦ̍͗̊̐
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Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 11:35:33 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:36:33 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 11:37:41 pm
AS IT WOULD APPEAR. I HOPE WE MEET IN BETTER TIMES BROTHER BUT NOW IS THE TIME FOR WAR AND GLORY.
I think we're actually on the same team right now, it's hard to keep track of where in this we are when I can see every moment ever all at once.
So. Let's go kill some liberals?
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 11:40:08 pm
I WAS TALKING TO XANTLOS BUT SHIT, LET'S BE PALADINS! KILL ALL THE LIBERALS AND USHER IN A THOUSAND YEARS OF GLORY!AS IT WOULD APPEAR. I HOPE WE MEET IN BETTER TIMES BROTHER BUT NOW IS THE TIME FOR WAR AND GLORY.
I think we're actually on the same team right now, it's hard to keep track of where in this we are when I can see every moment ever all at once.
So. Let's go kill some liberals?
Post by: Wrex on October 06, 2012, 11:41:38 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 06, 2012, 11:42:51 pm
Mmm, glory. Is it like blood? I could do with some blood. Dies my fur a nice shade.
Glory is kind of like gore. It's the soft tasty bits at the center.
Post by: Yoink on October 07, 2012, 08:51:42 am
>MOAR DANCING, WEDDING PARTY STUFF, DANCING, EVERYBODY'S DANCING
Post by: miauw62 on October 07, 2012, 10:36:36 am
Post by: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 10:49:15 am
I just love that word. It's just so much fun to say.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 11:06:30 am
This is becoming such a clusterfuck.
I think it became a clusterfuck right around the second Lich turn.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 11:14:16 am
This is becoming such a clusterfuck.
I think it became a clusterfuck right around the second Lich turn.
This became a clusterfuck when it moved from a Mountain or Hell or something to the center of the universe. I remember something about Megaman, and then there was that fiasco with the orbs...
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 11:17:19 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 07, 2012, 03:42:05 pm
(6) YOU RIP THE BLADE FROM HANSLANDAS BODY, PULLING ON IT WITH SUCH FORCE, THAT IT SMASHES INTO YOU, KILLING YOU AS WELL.Be NOT dead, and ATTACK HANSLANDA WITH MY SWORD OF DESTINY!That Hans now has.
Okay, scatch that, PULL THE BLADE OUT OF HANSLANDA AND *THEN* ATTACK HIM.
Begin wedding ceremony.(4) THE WEDDING BEGINS! LICHETTE LEAPS BACK AND FORTH FROM THE AISLE AND DEFENDING THE AREA FROM MISKO.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
(6) YOU ATTEND THE WEDDING AS SECURITY. YOU ARE PLACED WITHIN A REALLY TIGHT, MUSCLEBINDING SUIT.Begin wedding ceremony.
Offer Wrex a position as reception entertainment.
Suggest an OOC thread.
All this.
Attend wedding, as security.
"...You know what? I just realized something. I entered this realm a long time ago. What was it, at... *breaks 4th wall* page 13? Anyway, 'twas a while ago. And I've struggled against the lichette's might for all that time. What has it gotten me? Nothing except pain, suffering and insanity. I've had bones broken, my body burned, been mentally tortured, been slashfic'd, you name it, it's been done to me. And for what? Nothing, except the promise that the lichette would be defeated. Again, that gets me nothing. She wasn't even doing anything evil, just standing there. We were the ones who started the fight. All this time, she's just been fighting for her own unlife. And who are we to take that away from her? Hell, I don't even hate her anymore. The only reason I did was because she was not dying. Not letting me complete my objective. You know what? Screw that. I want to be on the winning side for once." *Turns to Dirg and Lichette* "Can you forgive me? Before, I didn't see you as a person. You were just an obstacle. An objective to complete, and I was frustrated that it wasn't getting done. But now I see that your love is true, and that could start something wonderful if we just stepped aside and allowed it to happen." *Approaches Dirg and lichette* "In fact, I think I could help you. But please forgive me for what I've done. For what we've all done. Dirg knows me; we used to be friends, before...you, lichette. But I should be willing to look past that. Please, forgive me. Please?" Defect to lichette's side and start showing them templates for potential universes. "Would you like a particular one? We have literally infinite choices here."The Lichette smiles at you in gratitude.
"Maybe after the crisis is ended, okay?"
What? You motherfucking turncoat! How could you turn your back on everything you've stood for?! What about hatred?! What about slaughter?! You would betray not only us, but your very concept of being!(3) YOU KICK HIS SHINS! IT DENTS A SCALE!
I will take great joy in slowly ripping the guts from your twisted mokery of a thorax, and painting the walls of this so-called wedding with your blood. And you know what? It will all be in vain. All of it. Your millenia of existence. Your endless patience? For Nothing! We shall feed on her entrails, and use her skull for a cup, you twisted lovefreak, and you won't have the pleasure to watch her fall, screaming, into the great abyss.
Savage GreatWyrmGold for his presumptions of innocence. Much blood must fall this day. All of it. His will only be the first.
Well shit. I've got a sword lodged in my viscera and Xantalos has decided we're all too destructive for his tastes.(6) YOU RISE FROM THE DEAD, GRAB THE SWORD FROM GREENS BODY, AND STAB THE CORPSE. THE EXERTION SNAPS YOUR LEGS, DROPPING YOU ONTO THE SWORD.
Prevent Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By drawing it, and killing him with it.
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SUMMON THE MECHALIZARD AND USE IT AS AN ANTENNA WITH WHICH TO CAST SLOW ON EVERYTHING
>GO TO WEDDING(6) YOU START SCREAMING ABOUT JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND HOW EASILY HIS BLOOD FLOWED. THAT'S WHEN YOU NOTICE SUPER-SINATRA BEHIND YOU. HE DOESN'T LOOK PLEASED.
>MAKE TOAST TO DECEASED TRAVOLTA
>DANCE AND DANCE AND DANCE
((Go ahead and put me back to just +2 if ya want Spinal)) "Xantalos, if you mean what you say, then I shall welcome you with open arms." ASSIST LICHETTE IN HER NEXT ACTION, IF NOT POSSIBLE, THEN JUST KILL WREX FOR INSULTING LICHETTE. ALSO GET CLEANED UP AND PUT ON APPROPRIATE ATTIRE FOR THE WEDDING.(4) YOU RUN UP BESIDE LICHETTE, DRESSED IN A SUIT. EMOTIONAL SUPPORT GO!
IN SPIRIT FORM, ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEMOCRATS OF EARTH. ALSO SHIELD SELF FROM ANY POTENTIAL BACKFIRES(1) YOU ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF DEM OTRACS, THE INFAMOUS KILLER WHO IS ABOUT TO BE EXECUTED. (5) MAYBE PUT UP YOUR SHIELD BEFORE YOUR WEAPON NEXT TIME, YES?
(5) YOU JOIN CORAI, BUT MANAGE TO AVOID HAVING TO WEAR A TIGHT SUIT.LIBERAL BADASS WHITE LIGHTSABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
This is my form.
THE TIGER SHAL JOIN THE LICHETTE
(actual turn:)
AID CORAI IN WEDDING SECURITY
The Kitten Collective shall disperse into its natural form. That did not go as planned. We were not supposed to meld into a single hideously malformed blob of flesh. We were just supposed to cling together in the shape of a humanoid. Anywhozits, after dispersing into swarm form, we shall attend the wedding, acting as security to help prevent it from being crashed. Love shall prevail, humanity shall be freed.(1) YOU DISPERSE INTO THE FORM OF A YARD WASTE BIN, THEN (1) ARE RAIDED BY ASSHOLE RACOONS.
Damn all that buildup and Spinal forgets my action...(3) Lichette gives you a wierd stare, then shrugs it off, and watches as you rush Misko.
NEW PLAN, REVEAL MY ULTIMATE SECRET OF SECRETNESS ALL WHILE BETRAYING THE CRAP OUT OF MISKO HOPEFULLY GAIN SOME KIND OF BONUS OR SOMETHING...
"SO MISKO, You truly believed that I was on your side? Now I know that you are wondering why I have betrayed you....well let me tell you why Misko because they *points to Lich and Dirg* ARE MY PARENTS!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. Even they do not know, because I have carefully concealed my form and they are not yet aware of their destiny, but one day in the future, which seeing how we are at the beginning of time, could be any time ever, THEY WILL GET IT ON, AND THEN I SHALL BE BORN!!!! And do you know what they call me?....MARVIN....."
BOSS TURN:
PALADIN:
(2+5v5+3) YOU RELEASE A WAVE OF DARK PSIONIC ENERGY, WHICH FIRES OFF IN A CIRCLE. LICHETTE TAKES SOME ENERGY FROM DIRG, AND DISSEMINATES MOST OF IT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE. UNFORTUNATLY, SHE IS UNABLE TO STOP IT FROM ATTACKING YOINK, WHO IS MADE EVEN MORE DRUNK AND DEPRESSED.Spoiler: Disclaimer (click to show/hide)
Rage Time:
"You, be done with me? Hah. I AM MAN. I am the sum total of his madness, his monstrosity. Every nightmare composed by the human soul, every wake of fear that has lived, every single base or selfish human emotion that exists, I am. I'm Jealousy. I'm Spite and Hate, to The Core I'm Mean. I'm merely Human. And, on behalf of the Human race, you are not welcome on this plane, anymore."
Retaliate, Destory the minds of all nearby with the Voices of the Damned. Let all who would make me suffer feel the suffering that I have endured through the ages. Scar and Corrupt them, sparing not a single thought, until their minds can never escape the darkness deep in their soul. Till every dream is a nightmare, every breath a terror, every waking moment an endless torture from which only the sweet embrace of death can release them."...You know what? I just realized something. I entered this realm a long time ago. What was it, at... *breaks 4th wall* page 13? Anyway, 'twas a while ago. And I've struggled against the lichette's might for all that time. What has it gotten me? Nothing except pain, suffering and insanity. I've had bones broken, my body burned, been mentally tortured, been slashfic'd, you name it, it's been done to me. And for what? Nothing, except the promise that the lichette would be defeated. Again, that gets me nothing. She wasn't even doing anything evil, just standing there. We were the ones who started the fight. All this time, she's just been fighting for her own unlife. And who are we to take that away from her? Hell, I don't even hate her anymore. The only reason I did was because she was not dying. Not letting me complete my objective. You know what? Screw that. I want to be on the winning side for once." *Turns to Dirg and Lichette* "Can you forgive me? Before, I didn't see you as a person. You were just an obstacle. An objective to complete, and I was frustrated that it wasn't getting done. But now I see that your love is true, and that could start something wonderful if we just stepped aside and allowed it to happen." *Approaches Dirg and lichette* "In fact, I think I could help you. But please forgive me for what I've done. For what we've all done. Dirg knows me; we used to be friends, before...you, lichette. But I should be willing to look past that. Please, forgive me. Please?" Defect to lichette's side and start showing them templates for potential universes. "Would you like a particular one? We have literally infinite choices here."
I must say I am surprised, but not very.
ROMANTIC:
(6+3v4+3)
"Man? MAN? Is that all you have the power of? You honestly believe that Man is the only species of power on this plane? The only species with emotions? I hate to bust your fantasy, but here's a glimpse of the other species."
She waves her hand, and a legion of species appear behind her. Though only one representative of each species appear, they seem to fill the near infinite plane.
"Elves, Klingon, Protoss and Gallifreins. All of these exist in the primordial plane, just as much as man. Each of them posseses the same power, the same strength as man. Do you see now, the ignorance and egotism of your beliefs?"
The legion moves around the church to defend it and those within it.
COMMENTARY
C'mon guys, OOC thread.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0)
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: Corai on October 07, 2012, 03:46:48 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 03:49:40 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 03:52:14 pm
WOOF FOR THE WOOF GOD, HOWL FOR THE HOWL THRONE.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 03:56:17 pm
Forge wedding rings for Dirg and lichette.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 04:00:05 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 07, 2012, 04:00:46 pm
Aid the imcompetent Hanslanda, Purify him with the cleverness of man, gift to him the sword he seeks.
Aid the equally incompetent Wrex, and Anihalate the GreatWyrm
*As I turn away say ominously* "Bye Bye Lichy, See you at the Wedding..."
Post by: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 04:03:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 07, 2012, 04:09:44 pm
PLAN BEING PM'D TO SPINAL_TAPER
REMIND WORLD THAT I AM A MODERATE
Post by: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 04:12:16 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 04:13:32 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 07, 2012, 04:15:59 pm
>SHIELD SELF THEN ASSAULT AND ANNIHILATE RANDOM NUMBER GOD
Post by: Yoink on October 07, 2012, 04:18:59 pm
>DRINK TO THE MEMORY OF ALL THOSE FALLEN IN THIS SENSLESS CONFLICT
>BUT ESPECIALLY TRAVOLTA
Post by: Kaiserr on October 07, 2012, 04:37:32 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 07, 2012, 04:38:26 pm
AN HEROMY TEAM IS HERO, JOIN MY TEAM. OTHER TEAM IS A ASSHOLE.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 04:39:10 pm
AN HERO((Ouch, 4chan.))
Post by: Kaiserr on October 07, 2012, 04:40:44 pm
((Yep,went there a few times.I'd say it'sAN HERO((Ouch, 4chan.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 04:41:06 pm
AN HERO
((Romantic or Paladin? Selflessness or Selfishness? YOU DECIDE. In the OOC thread.))
Post by: Kaiserr on October 07, 2012, 04:42:13 pm
AN HERO
((Romantic or Paladin? Selflessness or Selfishness? YOU DECIDE. In the OOC thread.))
((wat))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 04:42:45 pm
((*sigh* What team?))AN HERO
((Romantic or Paladin? Selflessness or Selfishness? YOU DECIDE. In the OOC thread.))
((wat))
Post by: misko27 on October 07, 2012, 04:43:25 pm
((Selflessness to the point of abandoning self-preservation. Besides, I represent the interests of the whole of man. TO OOC))AN HERO
((Romantic or Paladin? Selflessness or Selfishness? YOU DECIDE. In the OOC thread.))
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 04:44:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 07, 2012, 04:46:02 pm
((You guys do know what AN HERO means, right?))((Yes, but suicide is a selfish action, therefoer he must join my side.))
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 04:47:20 pm
Post by: Kaiserr on October 07, 2012, 04:48:46 pm
((I'll stay out of this.))
(( ???))
((You guys do know what AN HERO means, right?))((Yes, but suicide is a selfish action, therefoer he must join my side.))
((Okay.))
Post by: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 05:16:07 pm
Never heard of a heroic sacrifice (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeroicSacrifice), have you?))
Post by: mcclay on October 07, 2012, 06:45:17 pm
ATTACK SUPER SINTARA!
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2012, 07:27:19 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 08:00:36 pm
Post by: FearfulJesuit on October 07, 2012, 08:08:38 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 09:38:54 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 10:18:45 pm
Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 10:19:50 pm
Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 10:20:53 pm
((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 10:35:51 pm
((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
... Owned.
Post by: misko27 on October 07, 2012, 10:39:59 pm
THIS SUPER SINTARA MUST DIE, DEATH TO THE LICH!KEEP IN MIND THAT HE MEANS SINATRA, AND WE'RE GOOD HERE.
ATTACK SUPER SINTARA!
Post by: mcclay on October 07, 2012, 10:53:59 pm
YES,ALSO I AM A PALADIN. JUST IN CASE YOU GROMLESS FUCKS COULD NOT TELL.THIS SUPER SINTARA MUST DIE, DEATH TO THE LICH!KEEP IN MIND THAT HE MEANS SINATRA, AND WE'RE GOOD HERE.
ATTACK SUPER SINTARA!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2012, 11:07:33 pm
((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
... Owned.
Seriously, it would be much cooler if he just gave you your own sword. We could bladelock, and I'd smack you over the head with a shovel, which will ultimately end up causing your demise. Then you could promptly pick it up and toss it at my face, killing us both. What do you say?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 07, 2012, 11:37:51 pm
((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
... Owned.
Seriously, it would be much cooler if he just gave you your own sword. We could bladelock, and I'd smack you over the head with a shovel, which will ultimately end up causing your demise. Then you could promptly pick it up and toss it at my face, killing us both. What do you say?
I say give me the fucking sword. :P Just give up. All you can do is mildly inconvienence me. I see your bargaining as a sign of weakness, because you have no one backing your action. You are lost and alone, little boy. Give in.
GIVE. ME. THE. SWORD.
Not an action. Sorry Spinal.
Post by: Dirg on October 08, 2012, 12:06:48 am
Post by: misko27 on October 08, 2012, 12:10:50 am
JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 12:11:56 am
Indeed, BFFL. For shame.JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 08, 2012, 05:48:09 am
SMITE RNG FOR REFUSING TO PROCESS PREVIOUS ACTION
Post by: zomara0292 on October 08, 2012, 06:07:34 am
AGREED. plan a party for allIndeed, BFFL. For shame.JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
Buy trans-dimentional hookers (male and female), beer, vadka, juju busters, and chocolate with the billions of boondollars that I have saved up
INVITE THE RNG AND GM
Host the most awesome batchler party ever.
Drug everyone so they dont remember what happened.
Post by: BFEL on October 08, 2012, 11:51:36 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 08, 2012, 12:47:49 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 12:51:01 pm
FIND SPECIES WITH BEST CYBORG ADVANCEMENT AND HAVE THEM REPLACE MY BRAIN WITH AN AK-47Fixed it for you
Post by: miauw62 on October 08, 2012, 02:02:06 pm
Agreed. Post edittedFIND SPECIES WITH BEST CYBORG ADVANCEMENT AND HAVE THEM REPLACE MY BRAIN WITH AN AK-47Fixed it for you
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 08, 2012, 07:11:28 pm
JOIN LEGION IN DEFENDING THE CHURCH. HAND OUT M16S TO LEGION.(3) YOU AND THE LEGION DEFEND THE CHURCH AGAINST NOTHING. YOU HOWEVER, ARE BEING ATTACKED. BY A DEMON WEREWOLF THING.
The kitten collective attempts resume its natural swarm form. And shall proceed to fuck Misko up. With its many needle-sharp teeth and claws.(1) YOU TAKE THE FORM OF A SWARM OF MOSQUITOS. DAMN IT. (2v2+3) THEN, YOU SWARM ABOUT MISKO, BUSTING YOUR NEEDLES UPON HIS SCALY HIDE.
Ferociously maul Corai(3+1vs3) YOU LEAP AT CORAI, AND GIVE HIS LEG A BITE. IT BLEEDS A LITTLE. LIKE A PAPERCUT.
WOOF FOR THE WOOF GOD, HOWL FOR THE HOWL THRONE.
"Well here, as a symbol of my gratitude, I'll make the rings! Sound good? Good."(4vs6+3) YOU FORGE THE RINGS ACCORDING TO YOUR PLAN, AND PRESENT THEM TO LICHETTE, SO SHE CAN MAKE THE FINAL JUDGEMENT.
Forge wedding rings for Dirg and lichette.
"Aww, that's sweet of y-..."
Her kind smile quickly shifts into a hatred-filled glare, and holds the rings out.
"These are cursed."
(1vs5+3) She crushes the rings in one hand, and grabs you with the other. Then, she slams you into a wall, before throwing the cursed gold dust into your eyes. They rob you of your powers, and you fall from the wall, onto your hands and knees. She brings her leg up, then snaps it onto your neck before leaving your corpse behind.
Respawn, grab sword, and try not to fall onto it. That's enough. Take Arceus Form and try...Judgement, on Misko.(2) YOU GRAB THE SWORD BY THE BLADE, CAUSING MAGIC TO COURSE THROUGH YOUR BODY, WHICH DISSOLVES YOUR BODY.
ACTIVATE PLAN.(2vs2+3) DIRG AND THE LICHETTE WALK UP TO THE ALTAR, AND THE TURRET CHOIR BEGIN TO GLOW AND SING. THEN, THEY SHOOT BULLETS.
PLAN BEING PM'D TO SPINAL_TAPER
REMIND WORLD THAT I AM A MODERATE
Lichette holds out her hand, and the air becomes rigid, launching bullets back at the choir, which is torn to small metal shards. (6vs5+3) Then, she turns to Greatwyrm, and begins to glow. She rushes after GreatWyrm, and pulls a foot-long shard from the remainder of the choir, and wields it like a blade. She swings it about, and shoves it into GreatWyrms cranial cavity.
"THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD SHALL BE ANNIHILATED FOR HIS INSOLENCE!"(5) YOU SHIELD YOURSELF FROM POSSIBLE MISROLLS. (6) THEN, YOU ATTACK THE RNG. IT REALLY DOESN'T CARE, I'M SORRY.
>SHIELD SELF THEN ASSAULT AND ANNIHILATE RANDOM NUMBER GOD
"GO AWAY SUPER SINATRA I HAVE YOUR UNDERPANTS"(4+1,4+1) YOU TAKE A LONG DRINK FROM YOUR RUM, AND SINATRA IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR SORROW. ONCE HE LEAVES, YOU TAKE ANOTHER LONG SHOT, AND FEEL A POWER WITHIN YOUR CORE. EITHER YOU'RE REALLY DRUNK, OR TRAVOLTA HAS JOINED YOU SPIRITUALLY, UNITING YOUR TWO HALVES.
>DRINK TO THE MEMORY OF ALL THOSE FALLEN IN THIS SENSLESS CONFLICT
>BUT ESPECIALLY TRAVOLTA
AN HERO(5) YOU LOST YOUR iPod.
THIS SUPER SINTARA MUST DIE, DEATH TO THE LICH!(3) YOU ASSAULT SINATRA, BUT YOUR ATTACKS BOUNCE FROM HIS VOCAL CHORDS OF STEEL.
ATTACK SUPER SINTARA!
ALLY WITH SINATRA(4) HE ACCEPTS SAID PROPOSITION. (5) THEN, YOU ATTACK THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD.
SMITE RNG FOR REFUSING TO PROCESS PREVIOUS ACTION
(3) CRACK WHORES, HOORAY!AGREED. plan a party for allIndeed, BFFL. For shame.JOIN WITH LICHETTE IN A COMBO aTTACK AGAINST MISKO27.DUDE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED, FOCUS ON THAT. PERHAPS THROW A BACHEALOR PARTY. AND THEN NOT INVITE ME.
Asshole.
Buy trans-dimentional hookers (male and female), beer, vadka, juju busters, and chocolate with the billions of boondollars that I have saved up
INVITE THE RNG AND GM
Host the most awesome batchler party ever.
Drug everyone so they dont remember what happened.
USE HIDDEN POWERS OF TRUE HYBRID SUPERPOWERED CORPSE/MAGIC..CHAINMAIL....THING(?) FORM TO DO HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THINGS TO MISKO...and maybe recieve a bonus? :P(6vs6+3)"I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MOMMY!"
YOU LET OUT A SUPER INTIMIDATING BATTLE CRY AS YOU ATTACK MISKO. THOUGH YOUR SKILLS ARE GREAT, HE DISSOLVES YOU WITH HATRED BEAMS.
((It's an action, because I can't find another one.))((I'd help you, Greenstar, but frankly I care more about the wedding rings I'm making than you.))Keep Greenstarfanatic from recovering the sword... By killing him again. Goddamn it.((Seriously? This is just gonna be a back-and-forth Impale-a-thon.))
((Nope, Misko helped me. You're going down, poser. :P ))
... Owned.
Seriously, it would be much cooler if he just gave you your own sword. We could bladelock, and I'd smack you over the head with a shovel, which will ultimately end up causing your demise. Then you could promptly pick it up and toss it at my face, killing us both. What do you say?
I say give me the fucking sword. :P Just give up. All you can do is mildly inconvienence me. I see your bargaining as a sign of weakness, because you have no one backing your action. You are lost and alone, little boy. Give in.
GIVE. ME. THE. SWORD.
Not an action. Sorry Spinal.
(6+1) YOU GRAB THE SWORD, USING THE HOLY STRENGTH GRANTED BY MISKO. ALL THE STRENGTH GRANTED BY MISKO PROVES TOO MUCH FOR YOUR BODY, SO IT EXPLODES.
FIND SPECIES WITH BEST CYBORG ADVANCEMENT AND HAVE THEM REPLACE MY BRAIN WITH AN AK-47(2) THEY REPLACE YOUR BRAIN WITH AIR.
BOSS TURNS:
Paladin:
"Other races? Ha! Man is the superior being, constantly adapting to defeat any foe. Other races are stuck in their ways, while man adapts ever onward. It is his nature to 'corrupt' and 'pervert', for no object is pure without his work. THAT is why man fears a adapting foe, it fears a equal. Since man's birth upon the savannahs of africa, he has used the inferiors, bettering them, perfecting them, remaking them to fit in his world. Man is the ruler, he who bends objects to fit in his designs. The realm of the man-made spreads, all-consuming, assimilating, to lead the world to TRUE EQUALITY. Others are irrelevant! You are just a altruistic old fool, uncapable of understanding that with real progress, there are those who will live, and those who will die."THEIR INCOMPETENCE CONTINUES TO PLAGUE YOU!
Aid the imcompetent Hanslanda, Purify him with the cleverness of man, gift to him the sword he seeks.
Aid the equally incompetent Wrex, and Anihalate the GreatWyrm
*As I turn away say ominously* "Bye Bye Lichy, See you at the Wedding..."
Romantic:
Lichette stands over GreatWyrms corpse, sniffling a little. She goes to stand outside of the chapel, before leaping up onto it, and scanning the area for Misko. Once she finds him, she runs over to him, and forms a blade and shield from pure mana.
"I was thinking about what you said. You're wrong. All other races adapt, they change, and many of them could simply wipe out humanity. The Gallifreyans could travel backwards in time, and simply destroy the humans while they were tribes. But they choose not too. They know that everyone deserves a chance, that everyone has the strength to change the world. That's true equality, not forcing others to bend to your whim! You, and your false ideals, and your false equality, that's everything that's wrong with humanity! You are the poison that has killed the spiritual life within humans! And I, Lichette Tryiam Gerundar, am going to be its cure!"
(6+3) She gives a speech, before a golden shield of light forms around her, which glows with a near blinding light. She holds her shield and blade in a position perfect for blocking or parrying, and awaits Miskos first blow.
Romantics:
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Wat:
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 08, 2012, 07:24:46 pm
At least I'm a mecha-dragon now. EDIT: I mean that I was earlier, which evidently didn't stop the Lichette from killing me.
Repair, reboot, then:
UM...RALLY CONSERVATIVES TO HELP ME KILL LICHETTE.
WORK ON KILLING LICHETTE. DO SO WHIKE INFORMING HER OF MY PLAN'S ORIGINAL FORM, WITH HOW SHE'D END UP ETERNALLY HAPPY AND STUFF.
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 07:41:48 pm
No.
C͡o͜r̴p̕se̶-b̕itch̵,͟ I s̛e҉e th́at you͟ s̨t͏il͏l li̢nge̡r un̕d͠e̕r t̢he ͜de̸lu̧sio͠n ̕tha҉t͡ ỳou ҉ar͝e͢ ̸o̢n ҉th́e ͝side ͟o̡f rìg͘h̛t.͜ ̵How ̴wr̕ong͏ ̕y̢o͡u҉ ͘ar͘e. ̡
͟
Y̸o͜u͝, ̨d̵es͘pi̴t̛e ҉c̛lai͞ming͠ t̀o͠ ̶r͢e̡pr҉e̷sen͝t̴ th̷e ̛g͢o͝odness i̸ņ al͞l͡ of̀ ̷li̧f̛e, m̡i͘ss̀ ́o̵ne vita̕l ̡p̸oi͘n͞t ̶-͜ ̸y̷ou ͜are ͠n̢ot̷ al͜iv͠e.̨ Y͡ou͜ ar̢e, ͞f̵o͡ŗm ̷t̶h͏e ͝s̴t̷an͠dard͟ś of t̸he l̢ivi̵ng, ̶an̴d ưn̷d̷ea͡d́ ̸ab̸o̴mina͟tioǹ s͝elf͝ishly҉ prolon͟gi̴ng ̡i͝ts l҉i҉fę ̶f͘ar͠ b͞e̡yon͡d͟ t̡ha͡t̷ ̕whi͠c͏h ̵ẃas i͘nte͠n̡ded. B̡y͠ ͜ýo̸u̧r ̕very n̨at̷ur̴e,҉ ̴you̧ are͝ à ͝pe̴rv͢er͢s͟io͘n o͞f҉ ͝th́e̛ ҉n̵a̕tu̡r͘al̕ ̕o͜rd̨er͘.̶ ͜A̵n͘d̢ ͠n̡o m̡a͜t͘t̀er͏ how̨ ́ḿuch̷ ͡ýơu atte͘mp̀t t͘o cón̶v̀inc̵e̸ y̛our pe̶t͝t̕y̷ ͟m̵in͜d tha̷t ̷i͝t i͜s n̴ot̛ ̶śo͠, ̢e͘very l͠iv̀i̧ng ͞thin̴g in the u͏n̴i̶vers͘e will ̛hav͜e͡ a҉n i̵nn͏ate r͜e͢v̡ul̵si̵on t̶ow͝ard ͞y̕o͝u҉. E͟ve͡n͠ Dirg͡.
͡Y̕e̶s̷, e̡ven your ͞sup̨po͘sed͞ ̛b̢el͞ov͡ed҉ g͜ro͏om ̷can͠n҉o͡t̷ ̕ov̴e̶r҉co̴me his͠ ́inn̷ate͢ fear,̸ hát̷r̀e͜d̀,̡ a͘n͟d ͏r̡èv̴ulsiơņ towar͏d̢s ͜ýou̶. ͜D̷o ́y͡o̴ù wànt to͝ ̕k͝n͝ow͝ ͘s͏ǫm͡e͘t͢hin͡g, ́ar̴rog͡a̸n̷t͡ ́br͟a͏t҉? ̵HE HIRED͟ M͏E. Y͞o͘ur g̸roo̡m̛, th͝e ͟man y҉o͜u ̶lo͘v͢e̷d ̛m̢ost͠,̴ i̡s͘ secr̕e͘tly rép̧u͢l̨sed͢ b̀y y͠o̴u.̧ ͢So ̴m͘uc̕h͠ ̶s͜o̴ t̶h͏at́ h́e ̨weņt͢ ̀t̷o͟ th͘e̡ mo͏st͟ ͟i҉nşid̛i͠ou͟s ͘f̵o͡r͠ce he͏ could fin͟d, in͠ a̡n a̕tt̕em͡pt͟ to ͟ki͞l̢l̵ ͠ýo͠u̷. Th҉a̷t ͞w͝aś me,̕ ͘o͠f͜ ̧cour̵s̛e͜.̧ ̷Ąnd̡ i̢t ̢w̸ou̶ld͢'͢v̕e̢ gon̸e̶ ̸ov̧er ͠s͡o̷ ͡well͠ if̷ ýou ̢ha̕dn̡'t̛ ̸s̵ens͞ed̨ ̴the d̡amn̕ cųrse͡.͝ ̡Bin͟d̷i̶ng̸ sp͟eļls ͢w̸er͡e ̡nev͟er̶ m͞y̨ f͞ơr̢te̵ ̛an̸ýwa͡y̧.̢
Xantalos reveals his true form, sending the ring-dust streaming toward the lichette and affixing itself to her body.
A̳͚͓̣͕̱̥̺̹͉̿̃̄̇̇̎̓͑̂͂͊̉ͦͧ̀́͡n̈́ͣ̌̈̅̅ͩͧ̌͋҉̡̟͍̪̹̙̯͔͚͍̯̟̣̰͉̪̼͔̕͞ḋ̸̩̠̭̹̱̫̣̼͈͍͇̾̑͋ͪ͠ ̶̖̤͔͈͚̟̱͍̥̳͙̝͖̱͉̝͖ͧ͌̇ͭ̈́̿͐͗̓̾͗̓ͧ͠ͅń̛͎̙͉͉͔̬̜̤̊̃͋̑͞o̴̵͉̱̱̣̘̗̞̪̥̝̻͓͎͕͉͖͗̎͐̅ͧ͌̓̓͗̎̿͗̿ͦ̐ͦ̅́̚͞ͅw̸̶͎̘̬͉̫͙͕̼̖͚͎̮͙̥͉͇̓͂͒ͧ͊̕ͅͅ,̵̢̟͖̜̫͕̥̬͈̙͕̮̲̻̜̟͓̾̃̄̃̾̔ͪ͐ͦ͘͜ͅ ́͒̅̍̇̾̈ͭ̂̆̂̄҉͏̵̠̖̖̟̩̯̥̖̘͔͕͇͠ͅb̷̅̑̏̃̉̀̇̆҉̣͍̼̗͙̹̪̰͓̖͈̥̖e̋͗̏̈͋̔ͥ̓ͬ̋͋́̔ͣͣ́̚͟҉̱̖̪̠̤̦̗̦̹͍͙͠f̢̧̥̳̬͍͚͛͐̓ͪ́̀͞o̴̢͈̰͚̬̰͕̱̹̼̤̠͇ͬ̌̈ͯ̌͐̍͐ͪ̄̌̍ͩ̽͐̏͒̕͝ͅr̵̡̘̤͙͔͈̗̱̲̬̘͎̞̞̗͇̙͎̎ͩ̍ͮͯ̊͂̎̓̄̈́̆ͧ̈̅̂̐̈̆e̢̟͇͖̪̭̗͓̗̪̰̩͉͍̰̭̪̮̙̖͊̆̒̃̊̍͗̄ͥ̌̉̇̕̕͡͝ ̸̨ͭ͋̐͊͊ͮͯ̍̃͆ͣ͌̓̇̚͏̨̥̺̰̮̱͓̺̮̘̠̣̻̰͇̥̣y̧̹̦̜̹̠̠̺̥̞̬̘̹̠̤̽̍̔ͪ̆ͯͨͫͭ̚̕ͅo̴̧̯̟̥͔̾ͩ̆̊̐̄ͨͬ̇ͬ̽̿̐ư̸̴̥̤̬͈̝̩͖̣̹̔̅͐͛͑̏͗ͧͯ̍͌ͩͯ̚̕ ͇͕̤̰̺̘̣͖̤̩̮͙͈̦̯̝̌̓̂̉̅̎̽̎̽̈́ͬ̋͞d͂͒̍̑ͮͭ͌̂̾̓͂̐͆̃̋̒̚͡͏̖̖̞͔͔̳̙̞̖̰͔̼i̊ͥ̇͑͞͏̼̞͎̘̲̳̗̝̭̠̙̼̺e̷̷̳̻͇̹̥̫͙̟͎̠͚͕̹͙͇͈̬̼̎̍̂́,̸̶̨̫̗͓̱͖͍̪͙͖̅͌͑͒̔͒ͪ̆̑͟͡ ̶̴̮̜̫̰̹̥͔͚̦̤̳̄́̀͆̈́ͨͣ̌ͯ̍̌ͬ͑ͦ̃͆͒͊̚͜͡ͅk̞̠̳̻̫̰̘̻͇̭̬̖̠͖̤̄͊͗͐͛͋͋̓̓̋̾̾̆̍̆́̚͢n̵̢̡̫̠̬̪͈̖̣͓̘͍̗̺̦͕̠̗̽̅͗ͤͯ̄̈́͘͟ͅo̫̘͖͓̰͉̺̟̪ͪ̈ͫ̓ͭͤ̾͗̚͟w̷̢̼̗̩̩ͦ͑̾̾͢͞ ̣̪̫͓̙͗ͫ͆̀ͬ͋͊̾ͫ̓́̕͟͜͝t̶̸͕͔͍̤͕ͧͭ̓ͮ̏̿̃̀ͨͪ̽͂̐͟͠h̡͙̼̠͎͔̠͖̩̥͔͚̠̟̳̊ͫͬͣ̑̽ͮ́̌̊ͅį̢̩̙̫̠̖̮̼͇͕͖̹͉̼̬̏̄̄͛̔ͮ̀̾̚̕̕͞s̉̄̏̃͌̊͛̾ͨͨ̍̆̌͊̕͡͏̣̲̲̺̰̻̠.̵̷̜̥͓̯̮͙͕̦̈́̐̆̊ͮͮ͊̃̌̓̎͛͜͡.̪̲̼̭̘̑̾ͥͣ̇̓̓̋ͦ̏̒͂̕͞͞͝͡ͅ.̸̵̢̢̩̰͇̘͕̭͇̇ͪ̃̏͗ͩ̔ͫ͘ ̝̮̥̦͓̣̺͎͇̱͎͔̤̝̜̜̒͊̽̐̔͌̍ͯ̔̎̐̄̿ͩ̾ͨ̚͜͠
̧̮̭̲̭͕͕̹̙̺͙̣̗̬̝͍̱͓͂͌͌͐̎̂̽ͧ͌͌ͩͪ̀͟ ̴̳͙̥͍̜̫̥͈̙̦̝̘̬̳ͯ̓͗͒̑͌́͟͠
̷̩͕̺͙̥̮͎̮͔̘͔͗͒ͯ́̃͂̆͒͂ͧ͆ͫ̌̋̆͊ͩ̀͘ͅY̪̣̪̝̤̺͍̤͈̮̟̭͔͈ͦ͑͒̿ͯ̆͂͆̀́̀͟͠͞Ơ̷̵̗̙̹̠̫̺͂̋ͧ̀ͩͯ̊ͮ̓̔̈̔̉̿̕͠Ū̾ͧ̓̔̅ͤͮ́̐̍̑̔̓ͦ͡͝҉̡̺͍̳̘̥̦͎̭̟͕̤͈̠̝͍̝͚͝ ̦̫̜̜̙̳̞̦͉̫ͤͪͬͮ͑̈́̄ͬͩ́L̷̢̞̤̤̫̰̖̫̩̱̫͈͈͕ͤͭͨ̌ͥ͗͗̔͌̌͘͘O̢̞̹̭̘̫̗̩͓̺͖̤͌̾͗̽̀͡͞͝S̤͓͈͚̖̟͎̭̜̲͉͚͉̅ͮͭ͐̓̑͘͜͠͞E̷̵̪̪̥̥̣̅ͥ͑ͩͪ̓͊͊͘͠.̴̶̸̢̙̞͖̣͇̖̦͚̱͇̲̦̹͎͐̉̌ͯ̿̕
Xantalos then attacks with full force, ripping apart the ties that bind the lichette's molecules together, separating those molecules into their component atoms, ripping the atoms into subatomic particles, and decaying those into nonexistence.
((Oh, and I'm back in my position of Leutinant now.))
((All members of team Eldritch/Conservative, ATTACK THE LICHETTE!))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 08, 2012, 08:07:47 pm
Unless it decides to destroy the world halfway through!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 08, 2012, 08:09:19 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 08, 2012, 08:49:20 pm
Reform my body! Also, keep Greenstarfanatic from taking the sword!
Really, this is kind of fun. Let's just do this the rest of the game.
I LIED!
Join the legions marching upon the Lichette! Destroy her once and for all!
Post by: misko27 on October 08, 2012, 09:27:45 pm
Nah, you have to follow rules on the other team.My point so inelequently put by Xantalos, sums this up perfectly. Your rules, what are they for? For forcing a failing ideology upon a group so they are limited? Bah! You ignore here a basic concept of the Universe, that Of Evolution. Survival of the fittest! That rule is what will lead to the new age of man, and you will fail because of it! The only good rules are the ones that enforce Order. Order, that all important concept. there are some who don't believe that order can exist in world of change. They are mistaken. All change can be predicted, and accounted for. all can be part of the all-consuming Pagent of Order! All will fall under the ever-exanding dream! All traditionalist tried to resist, from the original Spanish inquisition, to the Native Americans, to The Middle East ((Don't forget I conquered earth, 'mkay?)). All were foolhardy, makign unneed difficulty for all. And they all fell. You refuse to change. Now you can join them."
SERIOUSLY, ATTACK A WELL DEFENDED OPPONENT? HAVE I LEARNED NOTHING FROM DWARF FORTRESS? LET MY RECRUTIED ARMY DO IT FOR ME. LET THE ARMY OF MAN, AND HIS GREATEST SOLDIERS, ASSUALT HER WITH ALL THEIR FORCE.
INFUSE MY FOLLOWERS WITH THE FORCE OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIST TO EXIST, TO REMAKE THEM, AND, better them
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 08, 2012, 09:40:28 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 08, 2012, 09:41:14 pm
Look, you're the guy with the big bonus. At least help repair me.FINE. IT WIL BE DONE.
Post by: Wrex on October 08, 2012, 09:41:25 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 08, 2012, 09:46:36 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 08, 2012, 10:15:06 pm
Thank you.Look, you're the guy with the big bonus. At least help repair me.FINE. IT WIL BE DONE.
Post by: BFEL on October 08, 2012, 10:30:00 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 08, 2012, 10:30:46 pm
SCREW HATRED BEAMS, TOADY ONE FOUGHT A SENTIENT SPAM BOT IN MY THREAD, YOUR HATE/ROLLS/BONUS ARE INVALIDHe did it when I was there, not you.
I DEMAND A "touched by toady" BONUS
Post by: Hanslanda on October 08, 2012, 10:49:14 pm
Misko is so offensive spambots report him. Oh my god, what have I done?
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 10:50:25 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 08, 2012, 11:33:55 pm
>GRAB HER AND DIRG, SHOVE THEM INTO SIDECAR, RIDE OFF INTO SUNSET
>PREFERABLY WITH UN-ASHIFIED GREENSTAR ON BACK OF BIKE DEFLECTING ATTACKS, BULLETS AND MAGIC BLASTS WITH SWORD
Post by: misko27 on October 08, 2012, 11:34:56 pm
Which thread was this?The woonderful world of Necrothreat, followed by the WTF thread.
Post by: Dirg on October 09, 2012, 12:31:38 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 12:39:32 am
Form: I am all. I am that which lies beyond the horizon; that which collapses the ground underneath you, the ones who wait beyond the veil. I lie in the recesses of sentience's souls; I am the voice in the back of your mind urging you to steal, to hurt, to kill. I rot trees and crumble mountains. I consume stars with my passing; I warp existence by existing. I am the threads that bind your shells together, the one that watches and waits for the time of destruction to arrive. And now it has. I sally forth, and my very presence is anathema to your being. I have seen universes come and go, and this one will not last. Whatever you do, whoever you pray to, if I am not them, they will submit or cease to exist. I am your doom. I am all. I. Am. Xantalos.Dawg.
Faction: I serve none; I come to destroy the love inherent in the corpse-bitch, and then her - no more. Ally with me as you see fit - it will not change the result.
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 01:37:44 am
"Dirg, you can come back now. Your cover is blown. I admit, you pulled some pretty suave stuff to get the lich to become infatuated with you, but now ia the time when you'll be most useful. You know all the lichette's weaknesses. You've done all I sent you out to do. Come back to our side, Dirg."
Post by: Dirg on October 09, 2012, 01:52:23 am
Post by: da_nang on October 09, 2012, 01:57:18 am
>FROM ORBIT, TOMBSTONE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD ONTO THE CHURCH AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE LICHETTE! SEND HER BACK INTO THE VOID IN A GREAT TOMBSTONE ATOMSMASH!
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 01:58:27 am
"I'm fine where I am. Unlike you guys, I won't stoop to such low levels as to switch swides just to stab someone in the back."Okay now, seriously, this is your final warning. If you do not immediately return to base, You are to be reguarded as a splinter agent, and shot onsight.
I'm serious. Seriously. This is the Role Call here. No more of your spy bullshit. I've Quite frankly had enough. There isn't anymore to gain man, just fucking do it. See,I'm actually calling you out here. Not even in the PMs, OUT HERE. Theres a chance the Damn Lich won't recognize it, but Still, seriously, this is bullshit man.
You're just going to swoop in at the last moment and claim credit for OUR hardwork. Asshole.
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 02:01:04 am
"I'm fine where I am. Unlike you guys, I won't stoop to such low levels as to switch swides just to stab someone in the back.""Who said anything about stabbing?"
Post by: Dirg on October 09, 2012, 02:27:15 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 02:30:12 am
Post by: zomara0292 on October 09, 2012, 06:46:36 am
"So. The time has come. The Lichette stands at her final step. The demons of creation await. The Void is calling!"
>FROM ORBIT, TOMBSTONE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD ONTO THE CHURCH AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE LICHETTE! SEND HER BACK INTO THE VOID IN A GREAT TOMBSTONE ATOMSMASH!
Turn into sub-boss form and horn-rape this meatbag for trying to do something so stupid.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 09, 2012, 09:59:14 am
HUG LICHETTE WHILE WEARING AMULET OF FREEZE
ACTIVATE WHEN LICHETTE FIRMLY SQUEEZED
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 09, 2012, 11:09:55 am
Well...that failed.(6) THE CONSERVATIVE RUN AT LICHETTE, SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THE UNDEAD ARE STEALING THEIR JOBS. LICHETTE GESTURES AT THEM, AND THEY REALIZE THAT YOU, ARE IN FACT UNDEAD. (2) YOU RUSH THE LICHETTE, IGNORING THE CONSERVATIVE HORDES THAT TURNED AGAINST YOU. USING THEIR FREEDOM OBTAINED WEAPONRY, YOU ARE KILLED AGAIN.
At least I'm a mecha-dragon now. EDIT: I mean that I was earlier, which evidently didn't stop the Lichette from killing me.
Repair, reboot, then:
UM...RALLY CONSERVATIVES TO HELP ME KILL LICHETTE.
WORK ON KILLING LICHETTE. DO SO WHIKE INFORMING HER OF MY PLAN'S ORIGINAL FORM, WITH HOW SHE'D END UP ETERNALLY HAPPY AND STUFF.
((Well, feck.))"I never claimed to be the innate goodness in life. I fight for it. Because I changed. Like how Dirg changed. Unlike how you are determined not to change, and see that I am no longer the demonic force I once was."
No.
C͡o͜r̴p̕se̶-b̕itch̵,͟ I s̛e҉e th́at you͟ s̨t͏il͏l li̢nge̡r un̕d͠e̕r t̢he ͜de̸lu̧sio͠n ̕tha҉t͡ ỳou ҉ar͝e͢ ̸o̢n ҉th́e ͝side ͟o̡f rìg͘h̛t.͜ ̵How ̴wr̕ong͏ ̕y̢o͡u҉ ͘ar͘e. ̡
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Y̸o͜u͝, ̨d̵es͘pi̴t̛e ҉c̛lai͞ming͠ t̀o͠ ̶r͢e̡pr҉e̷sen͝t̴ th̷e ̛g͢o͝odness i̸ņ al͞l͡ of̀ ̷li̧f̛e, m̡i͘ss̀ ́o̵ne vita̕l ̡p̸oi͘n͞t ̶-͜ ̸y̷ou ͜are ͠n̢ot̷ al͜iv͠e.̨ Y͡ou͜ ar̢e, ͞f̵o͡ŗm ̷t̶h͏e ͝s̴t̷an͠dard͟ś of t̸he l̢ivi̵ng, ̶an̴d ưn̷d̷ea͡d́ ̸ab̸o̴mina͟tioǹ s͝elf͝ishly҉ prolon͟gi̴ng ̡i͝ts l҉i҉fę ̶f͘ar͠ b͞e̡yon͡d͟ t̡ha͡t̷ ̕whi͠c͏h ̵ẃas i͘nte͠n̡ded. B̡y͠ ͜ýo̸u̧r ̕very n̨at̷ur̴e,҉ ̴you̧ are͝ à ͝pe̴rv͢er͢s͟io͘n o͞f҉ ͝th́e̛ ҉n̵a̕tu̡r͘al̕ ̕o͜rd̨er͘.̶ ͜A̵n͘d̢ ͠n̡o m̡a͜t͘t̀er͏ how̨ ́ḿuch̷ ͡ýơu atte͘mp̀t t͘o cón̶v̀inc̵e̸ y̛our pe̶t͝t̕y̷ ͟m̵in͜d tha̷t ̷i͝t i͜s n̴ot̛ ̶śo͠, ̢e͘very l͠iv̀i̧ng ͞thin̴g in the u͏n̴i̶vers͘e will ̛hav͜e͡ a҉n i̵nn͏ate r͜e͢v̡ul̵si̵on t̶ow͝ard ͞y̕o͝u҉. E͟ve͡n͠ Dirg͡.
͡Y̕e̶s̷, e̡ven your ͞sup̨po͘sed͞ ̛b̢el͞ov͡ed҉ g͜ro͏om ̷can͠n҉o͡t̷ ̕ov̴e̶r҉co̴me his͠ ́inn̷ate͢ fear,̸ hát̷r̀e͜d̀,̡ a͘n͟d ͏r̡èv̴ulsiơņ towar͏d̢s ͜ýou̶. ͜D̷o ́y͡o̴ù wànt to͝ ̕k͝n͝ow͝ ͘s͏ǫm͡e͘t͢hin͡g, ́ar̴rog͡a̸n̷t͡ ́br͟a͏t҉? ̵HE HIRED͟ M͏E. Y͞o͘ur g̸roo̡m̛, th͝e ͟man y҉o͜u ̶lo͘v͢e̷d ̛m̢ost͠,̴ i̡s͘ secr̕e͘tly rép̧u͢l̨sed͢ b̀y y͠o̴u.̧ ͢So ̴m͘uc̕h͠ ̶s͜o̴ t̶h͏at́ h́e ̨weņt͢ ̀t̷o͟ th͘e̡ mo͏st͟ ͟i҉nşid̛i͠ou͟s ͘f̵o͡r͠ce he͏ could fin͟d, in͠ a̡n a̕tt̕em͡pt͟ to ͟ki͞l̢l̵ ͠ýo͠u̷. Th҉a̷t ͞w͝aś me,̕ ͘o͠f͜ ̧cour̵s̛e͜.̧ ̷Ąnd̡ i̢t ̢w̸ou̶ld͢'͢v̕e̢ gon̸e̶ ̸ov̧er ͠s͡o̷ ͡well͠ if̷ ýou ̢ha̕dn̡'t̛ ̸s̵ens͞ed̨ ̴the d̡amn̕ cųrse͡.͝ ̡Bin͟d̷i̶ng̸ sp͟eļls ͢w̸er͡e ̡nev͟er̶ m͞y̨ f͞ơr̢te̵ ̛an̸ýwa͡y̧.̢
Xantalos reveals his true form, sending the ring-dust streaming toward the lichette and affixing itself to her body.
A̳͚͓̣͕̱̥̺̹͉̿̃̄̇̇̎̓͑̂͂͊̉ͦͧ̀́͡n̈́ͣ̌̈̅̅ͩͧ̌͋҉̡̟͍̪̹̙̯͔͚͍̯̟̣̰͉̪̼͔̕͞ḋ̸̩̠̭̹̱̫̣̼͈͍͇̾̑͋ͪ͠ ̶̖̤͔͈͚̟̱͍̥̳͙̝͖̱͉̝͖ͧ͌̇ͭ̈́̿͐͗̓̾͗̓ͧ͠ͅń̛͎̙͉͉͔̬̜̤̊̃͋̑͞o̴̵͉̱̱̣̘̗̞̪̥̝̻͓͎͕͉͖͗̎͐̅ͧ͌̓̓͗̎̿͗̿ͦ̐ͦ̅́̚͞ͅw̸̶͎̘̬͉̫͙͕̼̖͚͎̮͙̥͉͇̓͂͒ͧ͊̕ͅͅ,̵̢̟͖̜̫͕̥̬͈̙͕̮̲̻̜̟͓̾̃̄̃̾̔ͪ͐ͦ͘͜ͅ ́͒̅̍̇̾̈ͭ̂̆̂̄҉͏̵̠̖̖̟̩̯̥̖̘͔͕͇͠ͅb̷̅̑̏̃̉̀̇̆҉̣͍̼̗͙̹̪̰͓̖͈̥̖e̋͗̏̈͋̔ͥ̓ͬ̋͋́̔ͣͣ́̚͟҉̱̖̪̠̤̦̗̦̹͍͙͠f̢̧̥̳̬͍͚͛͐̓ͪ́̀͞o̴̢͈̰͚̬̰͕̱̹̼̤̠͇ͬ̌̈ͯ̌͐̍͐ͪ̄̌̍ͩ̽͐̏͒̕͝ͅr̵̡̘̤͙͔͈̗̱̲̬̘͎̞̞̗͇̙͎̎ͩ̍ͮͯ̊͂̎̓̄̈́̆ͧ̈̅̂̐̈̆e̢̟͇͖̪̭̗͓̗̪̰̩͉͍̰̭̪̮̙̖͊̆̒̃̊̍͗̄ͥ̌̉̇̕̕͡͝ ̸̨ͭ͋̐͊͊ͮͯ̍̃͆ͣ͌̓̇̚͏̨̥̺̰̮̱͓̺̮̘̠̣̻̰͇̥̣y̧̹̦̜̹̠̠̺̥̞̬̘̹̠̤̽̍̔ͪ̆ͯͨͫͭ̚̕ͅo̴̧̯̟̥͔̾ͩ̆̊̐̄ͨͬ̇ͬ̽̿̐ư̸̴̥̤̬͈̝̩͖̣̹̔̅͐͛͑̏͗ͧͯ̍͌ͩͯ̚̕ ͇͕̤̰̺̘̣͖̤̩̮͙͈̦̯̝̌̓̂̉̅̎̽̎̽̈́ͬ̋͞d͂͒̍̑ͮͭ͌̂̾̓͂̐͆̃̋̒̚͡͏̖̖̞͔͔̳̙̞̖̰͔̼i̊ͥ̇͑͞͏̼̞͎̘̲̳̗̝̭̠̙̼̺e̷̷̳̻͇̹̥̫͙̟͎̠͚͕̹͙͇͈̬̼̎̍̂́,̸̶̨̫̗͓̱͖͍̪͙͖̅͌͑͒̔͒ͪ̆̑͟͡ ̶̴̮̜̫̰̹̥͔͚̦̤̳̄́̀͆̈́ͨͣ̌ͯ̍̌ͬ͑ͦ̃͆͒͊̚͜͡ͅk̞̠̳̻̫̰̘̻͇̭̬̖̠͖̤̄͊͗͐͛͋͋̓̓̋̾̾̆̍̆́̚͢n̵̢̡̫̠̬̪͈̖̣͓̘͍̗̺̦͕̠̗̽̅͗ͤͯ̄̈́͘͟ͅo̫̘͖͓̰͉̺̟̪ͪ̈ͫ̓ͭͤ̾͗̚͟w̷̢̼̗̩̩ͦ͑̾̾͢͞ ̣̪̫͓̙͗ͫ͆̀ͬ͋͊̾ͫ̓́̕͟͜͝t̶̸͕͔͍̤͕ͧͭ̓ͮ̏̿̃̀ͨͪ̽͂̐͟͠h̡͙̼̠͎͔̠͖̩̥͔͚̠̟̳̊ͫͬͣ̑̽ͮ́̌̊ͅį̢̩̙̫̠̖̮̼͇͕͖̹͉̼̬̏̄̄͛̔ͮ̀̾̚̕̕͞s̉̄̏̃͌̊͛̾ͨͨ̍̆̌͊̕͡͏̣̲̲̺̰̻̠.̵̷̜̥͓̯̮͙͕̦̈́̐̆̊ͮͮ͊̃̌̓̎͛͜͡.̪̲̼̭̘̑̾ͥͣ̇̓̓̋ͦ̏̒͂̕͞͞͝͡ͅ.̸̵̢̢̩̰͇̘͕̭͇̇ͪ̃̏͗ͩ̔ͫ͘ ̝̮̥̦͓̣̺͎͇̱͎͔̤̝̜̜̒͊̽̐̔͌̍ͯ̔̎̐̄̿ͩ̾ͨ̚͜͠
̧̮̭̲̭͕͕̹̙̺͙̣̗̬̝͍̱͓͂͌͌͐̎̂̽ͧ͌͌ͩͪ̀͟ ̴̳͙̥͍̜̫̥͈̙̦̝̘̬̳ͯ̓͗͒̑͌́͟͠
̷̩͕̺͙̥̮͎̮͔̘͔͗͒ͯ́̃͂̆͒͂ͧ͆ͫ̌̋̆͊ͩ̀͘ͅY̪̣̪̝̤̺͍̤͈̮̟̭͔͈ͦ͑͒̿ͯ̆͂͆̀́̀͟͠͞Ơ̷̵̗̙̹̠̫̺͂̋ͧ̀ͩͯ̊ͮ̓̔̈̔̉̿̕͠Ū̾ͧ̓̔̅ͤͮ́̐̍̑̔̓ͦ͡͝҉̡̺͍̳̘̥̦͎̭̟͕̤͈̠̝͍̝͚͝ ̦̫̜̜̙̳̞̦͉̫ͤͪͬͮ͑̈́̄ͬͩ́L̷̢̞̤̤̫̰̖̫̩̱̫͈͈͕ͤͭͨ̌ͥ͗͗̔͌̌͘͘O̢̞̹̭̘̫̗̩͓̺͖̤͌̾͗̽̀͡͞͝S̤͓͈͚̖̟͎̭̜̲͉͚͉̅ͮͭ͐̓̑͘͜͠͞E̷̵̪̪̥̥̣̅ͥ͑ͩͪ̓͊͊͘͠.̴̶̸̢̙̞͖̣͇̖̦͚̱͇̲̦̹͎͐̉̌ͯ̿̕
Xantalos then attacks with full force, ripping apart the ties that bind the lichette's molecules together, separating those molecules into their component atoms, ripping the atoms into subatomic particles, and decaying those into nonexistence.
((Oh, and I'm back in my position of Leutinant now.))
((All members of team Eldritch/Conservative, ATTACK THE LICHETTE!))
(1+2vs3+3) YOU TRY TO USE MAGIC TO MOVE MAGIC RING DUST AGAINST A BEING THAT USED TO CONTROL ALL MAGIC. WHOOPS. Lichette redirects the ring dust down your throat, then reforms the ring in your heart.
Un-Ashify myself through sheer will and PICK UP MY SWORD ONCE MORE, RUSHING TO AID YOINK IN WHATEVER WAY POSSIBLE.(3) YOU'RE USELESS!
(3vs3+3) YOU ALSO MARCH UPON THE LICHETTE, BUT SHE THROWS XANTALOS' CORPSE AT YOU, WHICH PASTES YOU.No. I'm still holding your sword. Kinda.
Reform my body! Also, keep Greenstarfanatic from taking the sword!
Really, this is kind of fun. Let's just do this the rest of the game.
I LIED!
Join the legions marching upon the Lichette! Destroy her once and for all!
ATTACK LICH WITH GREAT FURY(3vs5+3)
FUCK SINTARA RUN AT DIRG AND MANHUG THE SHIT OUTTA HIM. DO NOT ALLOW HIM TO LEAVE MY GRASP!"THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP N STOPPING THE LICH BUT NOW WE MUST RUN THE FUCK BACK TO OUR STRONGHOLD!"(5vs3+2) YOU RUN AT DIRG, AND CIRCLE YOUR HANDS AROUND HIM. HE BREAKS OFF THE EMBRACE, AND GIVES YOU AN ODD GAZE.
SCREW HATRED BEAMS, TOADY ONE FOUGHT A SENTIENT SPAM BOT IN MY THREAD, YOUR HATE/ROLLS/BONUS ARE INVALID(2) TOADY AIN'T HERE.
CALL UPON THE SACRED POWERS OF MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO SMITE XANTALOS. I swear, before thread is over, I will get this guy to do something useful for me!(4+2) MORGAN FREEMAN APPEARS, AND BEGINS NARRATING THE BATTLE.
((Wait a minute.))(4vs1+3)"What? D-Dirg? No. It's not true... It can't be true!"
"Dirg, you can come back now. Your cover is blown. I admit, you pulled some pretty suave stuff to get the lich to become infatuated with you, but now ia the time when you'll be most useful. You know all the lichette's weaknesses. You've done all I sent you out to do. Come back to our side, Dirg."
"So. The time has come. The Lichette stands at her final step. The demons of creation await. The Void is calling!"(4vs1+3+1) YOU SEND A TOMBSTONE THROUGH THE RNG, WHO CONTINUES NOT GIVING A FUCK, AND HURTLE IT TOWARDS THE LICHETTE. SHE PUTS UP A MAGIC SHIELD, WHICH SLOWS THE TOMBSTONE, BUT DOESN'T STOP IT. THE LEGION OF SPECIES ALL FIRE THEIR WEAPONS AT THE TOMBSTONE, AND THE COMBINED KNOCKBACK SENDS THE TOMBSTONE BACK INTO SPACE.
>FROM ORBIT, TOMBSTONE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD ONTO THE CHURCH AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE LICHETTE! SEND HER BACK INTO THE VOID IN A GREAT TOMBSTONE ATOMSMASH!
(3vs1) YOU TURN INTO THE PIRATE SUB-BOSS FROM FINAL FANTASY ONE, AND ATTACK HIM INNEFECTUALLY. HE HOWEVER, DEFENDS SO BADLY, HE KILLS HIMSELF."So. The time has come. The Lichette stands at her final step. The demons of creation await. The Void is calling!"
>FROM ORBIT, TOMBSTONE THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD ONTO THE CHURCH AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE LICHETTE! SEND HER BACK INTO THE VOID IN A GREAT TOMBSTONE ATOMSMASH!
Turn into sub-boss form and horn-rape this meatbag for trying to do something so stupid.
BEAT RNG INTO SUBMISSION(6vs1+3) YOU HUG LICHETTE, AND FREEZE HER SOLID. THEN, THE COPS SHOW UP AND ARREST YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRASMENT, BEFORE SHATTERING THE ICE HOLDING LICHETTE.
HUG LICHETTE WHILE WEARING AMULET OF FREEZE
ACTIVATE WHEN LICHETTE FIRMLY SQUEEZED
BOSS TURNS:
Drunks:
>SPEED BY ON BADASS MOTORCYCLE AT EXACT MOMENT LICHETTE IS ABOUT TO BE SWARMED(2+3) YOINK SHOWS UP, ON A BADASS BIKE. HE GRABS DIRG, GREENSTARS REMAINS AND LICHETTE TO THROW THEM ONTO THE SIDECAR, AND HE DRIVES TOWARDS A SLIGHTLY MORE COLORFUL SECTION OF THE ETERNAL VOID. (6+3) THEN, HE RESSURECTS GREENSTAR, WHOSE ENERGY SPLITS BETWEEN THE SWORD WIELDING GREENSTAR, AND THE VULGARITY WIELDING SAMUEL L. JACKSON.
>GRAB HER AND DIRG, SHOVE THEM INTO SIDECAR, RIDE OFF INTO SUNSET
>PREFERABLY WITH UN-ASHIFIED GREENSTAR ON BACK OF BIKE DEFLECTING ATTACKS, BULLETS AND MAGIC BLASTS WITH SWORD
Paladins:
"You continually ignore the one crucial fact. Every single race, every race that exists, is corruptible. No, More then that. They are the ESSENCE of corrupt. It is the very idea of Purity that is intellectually bankrupt. It is a foolhardy notion, constantly used to excuse you're own perverted ways, never accepting the quitensential fact that no one is perfect. Nothing can be, is, or ever was perfect. Not even your love for the lowly being, Dirg. It is this very fact that allows man to swarm over the galaxy. It Is BECAUSE things are not perfect that he can change it. If things had a right way as you suggest, man would not have left his cave! This 'purity you speak of, it does not exist. It is a shallow justification for failure. You simply ignore the fact that it is not man that threatens these races. If they had been wise, they would have anhilated man. They should have. Man is now united and will punish this race for its irrationality. Look here:"You speak of order, yet you attack churches, and ignore the countless species opposing you. You speak of change, and you refuse to, which has forced you into a pointless war. You claim the survival of the fittest, and you ignore the many species which could destroy Earth, its inhabitants and you. You are no god, you are no ultimate being, you are nothing but a vile hypocrite."Nah, you have to follow rules on the other team.My point so inelequently put by Xantalos, sums this up perfectly. Your rules, what are they for? For forcing a failing ideology upon a group so they are limited? Bah! You ignore here a basic concept of the Universe, that Of Evolution. Survival of the fittest! That rule is what will lead to the new age of man, and you will fail because of it! The only good rules are the ones that enforce Order. Order, that all important concept. there are some who don't believe that order can exist in world of change. They are mistaken. All change can be predicted, and accounted for. all can be part of the all-consuming Pagent of Order! All will fall under the ever-exanding dream! All traditionalist tried to resist, from the original Spanish inquisition, to the Native Americans, to The Middle East ((Don't forget I conquered earth, 'mkay?)). All were foolhardy, makign unneed difficulty for all. And they all fell. You refuse to change. Now you can join them."
SERIOUSLY, ATTACK A WELL DEFENDED OPPONENT? HAVE I LEARNED NOTHING FROM DWARF FORTRESS? LET MY RECRUTIED ARMY DO IT FOR ME. LET THE ARMY OF MAN, AND HIS GREATEST SOLDIERS, ASSUALT HER WITH ALL THEIR FORCE.
INFUSE MY FOLLOWERS WITH THE FORCE OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIST TO EXIST, TO REMAKE THEM, AND, better them
(1+3vs5+3) YOU SUMMON THE WHOLE SUM OF THOSE KILLED UNJUSTLY IN WW2, AND SEND THEM AFTER LICHETTE. SHE PULLS DOWN A SINGLE BATTLEMECH, WHICH DESTROYS YOUR ENTIRE ARMY WITH A FEW ION BURSTS. (1+3) YOU WANDER ABOUT THE WRECKAGE, BEFORE SUMMONING A SCIENTIST, WHO BRINGS BACK YOUR LEGION, AS AN UNDEAD HORDE.
Romantics:
(3+3) Lichette gives Yoink a thank you as the group rides into the sunset.
"Maybe... I could help you!"
She waves her hand over the bike, which transforms from being badass to being a galaxy destroying weapon with the functionality of a motorbike.
COMMENTARY:
Dem 3s. Wat. Random.org is wierd.
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2012, 12:23:25 pm
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
Post by: miauw62 on October 09, 2012, 01:13:05 pm
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 09, 2012, 02:04:51 pm
MOONWALK OUT OF JAILE
Post by: Vorthon on October 09, 2012, 02:54:19 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 09, 2012, 03:10:00 pm
>RESURRECT FROM OLD SHREDS, EMPOWERED BY THE FULL FORCE OF THE VOID
Post by: raptorfangamer on October 09, 2012, 03:31:42 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 04:27:01 pm
Man is the maker. He twists and turns till all makes sense. His dream is to incorporate the universe into his utopia. Other Species, COULD THEY KILL MAN? Yes, at least they once could. But, I make ths clear, THEY DIDN'T. THAT is the fundamental weakness. THEY ARE WEAK.
Evolution, you wish to hear of Evolution? Its time to advance civilization past this current stage in evolution. At one point, Ethics were needed to prevent savages from ruling. Now, It is the opposite that has come to rule. And now it is time to let the new generation take over. You call me a hypocrite only due to your intensely narrow mind, where someone is only a hypocrite for not doing "good". There is no good but the greater good, and It is this which I serve. The good of True rationalitiy. If The world was populated by people like you, no one would have ever escaped the middle ages, too stuck up in your beliefs, killing the unbelievers and Heretics.
BTW: You want to know whats sooooooo interesting? For someone who supposedly holds the moral highground, your losing quite a number of followers. I have recieved messages from some bearing their allegiance, or loyalty, putting out feelers to see of a possiblity for protection. Others wander off to more drunken-antics, upset by the lack of a quick victory. So, Please, Explain that. Explain why my followers grow larger in number. EXPLAIN."
ATTEND PARTY, Really enjoying the hell out of the food. I mean seriously, I love hortons.
ALSO DEMAND THAT GM FIX TEAM ACTIONS. I mean seriously. 3 people working by themselves can accomplish a goal better then working together. I mean hell. All of a sudden, your roll is reduced to one. I mean seriously. Mayeb replae it with 2, or at least give a chance for more in any case.
Post by: Vorthon on October 09, 2012, 04:32:38 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 09, 2012, 05:15:09 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 09, 2012, 05:31:34 pm
Repair self. Locate that chamber where Wheatley replaced GLaDos. Replace GLaDos.
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 09:05:35 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 09, 2012, 09:11:26 pm
>STARE AT MIAUW SUDDENLY APPEARING IN SIDECAR
WAIT DO GALAXY-DESTROYING MOTORBIKE-THINGS HAVE SIDECARS?
>SPEED ALONG FULL-THROTTLE, OUTDISTANCE PURSUERS, SWERVE TO AVOID FALLING EVERYTHING
>ALSO STOP FOR DRIVE-THRU COFFEE (BE SURE TO ASK EVERYONE HOW THEY HAVE THEIRS)
"I HOPE THIS THING HAS CUPHOLDERS"
Post by: Hanslanda on October 09, 2012, 09:13:28 pm
Have a picnic.
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 09:34:06 pm
Take the sword so I can be an undead Tzeentchian champion of the Catholic Miskopalian Church! Also, haveMight want to fix that, Hans.Morgan FreemanGod attack Dirg!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 09, 2012, 09:39:58 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 09:48:08 pm
Which part?I'm possessing Dirg. Attack someone else.
Post by: Dirg on October 09, 2012, 10:02:20 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 09, 2012, 10:06:13 pm
Which part?I'm possessing Dirg. Attack someone else.
At this point, I might as well take classes in ranger and declare my favored enemy, "Fanatics dedicated to green stars.'
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2012, 10:07:15 pm
CRAFT A SACRED JAR TO HOLD THE SOULS OF ALL THOSE THAT DIE IN BATTLE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM CONSTANTLY RESPAWNING.Considering most of us don't even HAVE souls, not sure this'll work.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 09, 2012, 10:08:12 pm
CRAFT A SACRED JAR TO HOLD THE SOULS OF ALL THOSE THAT DIE IN BATTLE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM CONSTANTLY RESPAWNING.Considering most of us don't even HAVE souls, not sure this'll work.
This. Also, I don't think I've really respawned for awhile. I just kind of assume a new form and keep on keeping on.
Except this turn, I'm assuming Misko made me one of the undead.
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 10:10:41 pm
Yeah dude.CRAFT A SACRED JAR TO HOLD THE SOULS OF ALL THOSE THAT DIE IN BATTLE TO STOP PEOPLE FROM CONSTANTLY RESPAWNING.Considering most of us don't even HAVE souls, not sure this'll work.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 09, 2012, 10:12:05 pm
:D
Whole opposing team negs it.
Post by: Dirg on October 09, 2012, 10:23:01 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 09, 2012, 10:29:24 pm
Post by: Wrex on October 09, 2012, 10:30:14 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2012, 10:39:48 pm
"DON'T THANK ME YET. THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE"
>STARE AT MIAUW SUDDENLY APPEARING IN SIDECAR
WAIT DO GALAXY-DESTROYING MOTORBIKE-THINGS HAVE SIDECARS?
>SPEED ALONG FULL-THROTTLE, OUTDISTANCE PURSUERS, SWERVE TO AVOID FALLING EVERYTHING
>ALSO STOP FOR DRIVE-THRU COFFEE (BE SURE TO ASK EVERYONE HOW THEY HAVE THEIRS)
"I HOPE THIS THING HAS CUPHOLDERS"
NONE FOR ME, THANKS.
Take Greenstar's sword so I can be an undead Tzeentchian champion of the Catholic Miskopalian Church! Also, haveNope, I'm flying away to a place where you will never catch me. INTERGALACTIC TIM HORTONS.Morgan FreemanGod attack Greenstar! Cuz fuck that guy!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2012, 11:09:11 pm
2 eggs on a roll, with bacon and cheese. What? I'm hungry.
If you can get one of those venison roast french dip sandwiches, I'd like one of those.
((No seriously I've made one of those before and they are fucking delisicous))
Can you get me an Insanity Bagel?
...Any of you guys want, like, a donut or something. I'm going to the Intergalactic Tim
Hortons with Yoink and Miauw.
Can I get a large coffee with extra sugar and a little bit of milk? Oh, and a bearclaw, glazed with pure hate?
Post by: Yoink on October 10, 2012, 02:39:50 am
"WE'RE BUYING DRINKS AND SNACKS FOR THE BAD GUYS?"
>STARE AT GREENSTAR
"OH... TO TEASE THEM WITH? OHH. RIGHT ON!"
>BUY AFORMENTIONED LIST, KEEP IN PAPER BAG FOR FUTURE USE FOR DISTRACTING ENEMY
>THEN GET BACK TO THE DRIVING/ESCAPING/SWERVING TO AVOID ATTACKS ETC
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 06:32:12 am
SPECIFICALLY, SOME SORT OF POPPED CORN AND A LEMONADE.
WAIT, MECHA-DRAGON.
POPPED BOLTS AND LEMONOIL.
Post by: miauw62 on October 10, 2012, 08:22:50 am
(this is no turn. my first post is mah turn)
Post by: BFEL on October 10, 2012, 08:51:57 am
SUMMON THE ULTIMATE TERROR THAT MISKO CAN IMAGINE...HAXXORS :P HE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Post by: Wrex on October 10, 2012, 08:54:09 am
Post by: zomara0292 on October 10, 2012, 09:15:19 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2012, 03:36:14 pm
Hey, Greenstar!
Greenstar!
Bring me back some hyper-chili.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 03:38:30 pm
No, so we can all sit down and have a wonderfull lunch break in the middle of the fighting.
I vote for this. I kind of forgot what I was doing anyway. Except for fighting that Greenstar guy. Something to do with that.
Post by: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 04:35:12 pm
I'll take a large pearlburger and a diet oil.
Meh, I'll just have a root beer and a hamburger.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2012, 04:45:38 pm
I got another Order! I may have more coming, If I do I'll simply edit the post.I'll take a large pearlburger and a diet oil.Meh, I'll just have a root beer and a hamburger.
Nah, Greatwyrm alread
REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FOR ME.y said he wanted a bag of Popped Bolts and Lemonoil.
SPECIFICALLY, SOME SORT OF POPPED CORN AND A LEMONADE.
WAIT, MECHA-DRAGON.
POPPED BOLTS AND LEMONOIL.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 04:55:01 pm
This thread. It is win.
Post by: Wrex on October 10, 2012, 04:56:46 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 04:58:06 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 10, 2012, 05:57:01 pm
CO-PILOT SIDECAR.(5) YOU TAKE OVER CO-PILOTING THE ENGINELESS SIDECAR. WAIT...
BY DOING SO, JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM.
CO-CO-PILOT SIDECAR. ALSO JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS I GUESS.(1) YOU LEAP OFF THE SIDECAR, TO UTILIZE THE COCKPIT DOWN THERE. TURNS OUT, IT'S NOT UNDER THE WHEELS. THE REMAINS OF YOUR BODY ARE.
(i still have no idea whats going on, i cant be arsed to read 3 pages filled with ranting.)
PERFORM HIGHLY COMPLICATED RITUAL TO TURN SUPER SINATRA INTO A GM CONTROLLED NPC(6) IT INVOLVES RITUAL SUICIDE, BUT IT IS SUCCESSFUL. AS A CORPSE, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE. I'M SORRY.
MOONWALK OUT OF JAILE
The Kitten Collective(5) YOU ADOPT THE FORM OF A GENTLEMAN, THEN HEAD OVER TO THE LUNCHEON.shall attempt once more to resume its natural formshall take the form of a distinguished British gentleman, complete with monocle and bowler hat, before going tojoin the lichette in battle against the vile demon Misko27the picnic/luncheon.
"UNLEASH THE VOID!"(3) YOU BECOME A BUNCH OF SHREDS IN A VAGUELY DESK LIKE SHAPE.
>RESURRECT FROM OLD SHREDS, EMPOWERED BY THE FULL FORCE OF THE VOID
ATTENDT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PARTY!b](6) YOU PARTY, BUT ARE NOT HEARTY ENOUGH, SO YOU TAKE A BREATHER.
"I'm not undead, I am a mechanical dragon! And what moron thinks CPU stands for Cranial Precarious Unarmored...thing...?"(4) YOU ARE A MECHA DRAGON AGAIN. (2) GLaDos doesn't fall for that shit again.
Repair self. Locate that chamber where Wheatley replaced GLaDos. Replace GLaDos.
Discard my body, then stun the LICHETTE by possessing Dirg and striking her down while spewing hatred at her, after attending the party.(6v1+2) YOU DISCARD YOUR BODY THEN POSESS DIRG, AT THE COST OF MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE POSESSING HIM. (3vs3+3) THEN, LICHETTE BITCHSLAPS YOU OUT OF HIS BODY, SENDING YOU AND YOUR HATRED OUT IN AN ARC.
(3) YOU SHOW UP, SWORDLESS AND DEPRESSED. YOU'RE A DOWNER.Take Greenstar's sword so I can be an undead Tzeentchian champion of the Catholic Miskopalian Church! Also, have Morgan Freeman God attack Greenstar! Cuz fuck that guy!
Have a picnic.
"This has gone on for far to long now."DISTRACT MISKO27 WITH LASER BEAM SPAM TO GIVE LICHETTE AN OPENING.(3+2vs1+3) YOU CHARGE A LAZOR, AND FIRE IT AT MISKO, BUT IT IS BLOCKED BY PICNIC POWAAAAAA!!!!
WREX, WEREWOLF CANCELS ATTACK: ATTEND PARTY(2) YOU PASS OUT JUST OUTSIDE THE PARK WALLS.
Oh fine,(2) YOU SUMMON GREASY NERDS!
SUMMON THE ULTIMATE TERROR THAT MISKO CAN IMAGINE...HAXXORS :P HE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Summon my nine pirates and do what i said i would do. Liberaly hand out some but woopens to some conservitives.(2) YARR! THESE PIRATES BE FISCAL CONSERVATIVES! THEY ABANDON YE!
Also, I have some orders for you, Yoink.(5) DELICIOUS FOOD ARRIVES AND IS DELICIOUS.2 eggs on a roll, with bacon and cheese. What? I'm hungry.If you can get one of those venison roast french dip sandwiches, I'd like one of those.
((No seriously I've made one of those before and they are fucking delisicous))Can you get me an Insanity Bagel?
Sinatra:
Frank sat in a torn up chapel, most likely due to the typhoon of destruction and madness that had passed through the universe as a whole lately. He struggled through the alchohol muddying his senses and thoughts, trying to remember when it all began. July 28th. That's it. That's when a certain cloud seemed to come over the universe, one of madness, one of chaos, and one of carnage. He took another shot of booze, dulling the pain with self-medication. His eyes dropped down, and he stared at the cratered floor. He saw a slight hint of movement, far down in the abyss, nearly invisible. A shiver passed up his spine, and he craned over to look into it. A child. A girl, no older than nine, lay at the bottom of the ravine, badly injured.
PICNIC:Also, I have some orders for you, Yoink.2 eggs on a roll, with bacon and cheese. What? I'm hungry.If you can get one of those venison roast french dip sandwiches, I'd like one of those.
((No seriously I've made one of those before and they are fucking delisicous))Can you get me an Insanity Bagel?...Any of you guys want, like, a donut or something. I'm going to the Intergalactic Tim
Hortons with Yoink and Miauw.
Can I get a large coffee with extra sugar and a little bit of milk? Oh, and a bearclaw, glazed with pure hate?
BOSS TURNS:
"I do what I must. Church's lend false hope to the damned, opposing species fight against what must be done. I choose Man because, he is truly inferior. He is so utterly imcompetent compared to the most basic creatures on earth, and yet he perserveres. He is literally a thumb away from a hairless bonobo. A fat, senseless, (literally, mind you), slow, stubborn creature, unable to survive. Man hass exactly 3 Advantages. His Intelligence, the boundless energy constantly predicting, and conunter-predicting. His Resourcefullness, capable of changing almost any object into soemthing of worth, regardless of its previous state. And, thirdly, His perserverence. A man has no chance of beating a zebra in a race, but he can easily walk it to death ((I'm serious. Seriously, try it some time, you'll find few animals can match it.)) A Rhino is a mas of death, for all of 5 minutes. What happens if he goes above that? It dies of Adrenaline shock.(4+3) YOU RANT AT LICHETTE, SHE RANTS BACK, THEN YOU GO TO A LUNCHEON WITH YOUR OTHER WARRIORS.
Man is the maker. He twists and turns till all makes sense. His dream is to incorporate the universe into his utopia. Other Species, COULD THEY KILL MAN? Yes, at least they once could. But, I make ths clear, THEY DIDN'T. THAT is the fundamental weakness. THEY ARE WEAK.
Evolution, you wish to hear of Evolution? Its time to advance civilization past this current stage in evolution. At one point, Ethics were needed to prevent savages from ruling. Now, It is the opposite that has come to rule. And now it is time to let the new generation take over. You call me a hypocrite only due to your intensely narrow mind, where someone is only a hypocrite for not doing "good". There is no good but the greater good, and It is this which I serve. The good of True rationalitiy. If The world was populated by people like you, no one would have ever escaped the middle ages, too stuck up in your beliefs, killing the unbelievers and Heretics.
BTW: You want to know whats sooooooo interesting? For someone who supposedly holds the moral highground, your losing quite a number of followers. I have recieved messages from some bearing their allegiance, or loyalty, putting out feelers to see of a possiblity for protection. Others wander off to more drunken-antics, upset by the lack of a quick victory. So, Please, Explain that. Explain why my followers grow larger in number. EXPLAIN."
ATTEND PARTY
ALSO DEMAND THAT GM FIX TEAM ACTIONS. I mean seriously. 3 people working by themselves can accomplish a goal better then working together. I mean hell. All of a sudden, your roll is reduced to one. I mean seriously. Mayeb replae it with 2, or at least give a chance for more in any case.
"You say that you choose man, because he is intelligent, because he has will, because he is resourceful. That, in itself, is a failed arguement. You speak of intelligence as if it were unique, but man is but an ameboa compared to the Tau. You say they, are less intelligent, less creative than man? Those who fight with cannons which fire sheer energy, inferior to those who fight with rockets? Then, you say that resourcefulness makes them special, makes them unique. You ignore the Orcs. Man was given metal, wood, and a multitude of other things. His resources were many in number, and many in type. The Orcs were given nearly nothing. They worked with what they had, and consistently rose up to challenge Man, defeating him in battle as often as they were defeated, until both of them saw the stupidity of the war, and simply stopped fighting. You say he has will, that he has perseverance, but that is found in abundance within the Dwarves. Dwarves live within the earth, they have to dig out their existence. Man simply throws together some rocks, some wood, and calls it good. The dwarves walk into a mountain, and dig into it. For years, they work like this, pick onto rock, slowly chipping out a home. Then, a demon is unleashed, and they flee their work. However, they do not give up. They do not take the easy way out, They go to another mountain, and dig out another home.
You say that your numbers demonstrate that you're more moral, but why would the moral high ground hold more followers? It's much easier, much more satisfying, to fall into darkness and to give in. The path of self-control is long, and it is treacherous, and it is indeed easy to fall from. That is why your numbers are more. However, one can always stand up, and climb the path again, and not wallow in the filth below. That's my hope. That's my drive. That eventually, everyone, even you, can gain the vision to see past your own needs, your own whims, and stand up for life and existence as a whole. But, if you don't move, progress will not halt. If you try and stop progress, we have to stop you."
Drunks:
"DON'T THANK ME YET. THIS IS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE"(3+2) YOU DRIVE MASTERFULLY, EVADING THE FALLING ALL OF EXISTANCE. (3+2) THEN, YOU ORDER DRIVE-THRU COFEE FOR A MASSIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE. YOU CHUG YOURS, AND FEEL MORE OF THAT ODD POWER.
>STARE AT MIAUW SUDDENLY APPEARING IN SIDECAR
WAIT DO GALAXY-DESTROYING MOTORBIKE-THINGS HAVE SIDECARS?
>SPEED ALONG FULL-THROTTLE, OUTDISTANCE PURSUERS, SWERVE TO AVOID FALLING EVERYTHING
>ALSO STOP FOR DRIVE-THRU COFFEE (BE SURE TO ASK EVERYONE HOW THEY HAVE THEIRS)
"I HOPE THIS THING HAS CUPHOLDERS"
Romantics:
"Sorry Dirg, one of them possessed you. That's why I slapped you."
She makes it up to Dirg with a quick kiss, then turns to look at Yoink.
"Uh... Sir Yoink? Thanks for saving us, but what're we doing?"
COMMENTARY:
ALSO DEMAND THAT GM FIX TEAM ACTIONS. I mean seriously. 3 people working by themselves can accomplish a goal better then working together. I mean hell. All of a sudden, your roll is reduced to one. I mean seriously. Mayeb replae it with 2, or at least give a chance for more in any case.((Just declare that you all give your effort to help one guy. If you all say different actions, I would have to look all the way through the turn to add them together. If you say "help x" then x will get a +1 bonus. If you say "I help x by hurling Legos at the mound", then that will be in the flavor of x's turn.))
Oh, and Lichette doesn't know about the picnic, remember?
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 06:00:32 pm
-Pepperoni
-Mozzerella
-Meatballs
-Crispy Bacon strips
-American Cheese
-Meat Sauce
-Chicken patties
-Blood Pressure pills
On Italian herbs and cheese bread.
Uh, wait.
Also do stand up comedy. Summon The Spirit of Groucho Marx to aid me.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot the generic rant.
"Dwarves are simply stupid. Don't even bring them up. Besides, the dwarves are beset by their own self-prejudices and Greed, and they undermine themselves. ((YES. UNINTENDED. BUT STILL FUNNY)). Tau? They wipe non out. MY POINT AGAIN! Pure energy? First of all, don;t even get me started on how much more energy there is in mass then "Pure" energy. What about the Tyranids? You ignore them. They are far superior to the other races you mentioned. Unyielding, all consuming. A heaving mass of death. If they were stronger on this plane, they could wipe all out! But they're not.
Moral, Sacrifice, what do these mean? They are shallow justifications. Your side is absurd. It is the way of the world to protect oneself, and do what must be done to improve your circumstances. This is the foundation of All life! It is only "Civilized" creatures that delude themselves. Yes, there isa Greater good, and one betters themself by reaching it, But what is YOUR greater good? Not one that betters itself, it is a constant strive for Your version of moral. Guess what? All races are ethically different. You are imposing your own on others.
I am trying to make man finally realize, that the key to power is to not hold back. Not use this nonsense as a justification for failure. Why has man not reached the stars yet? Because of a thousand years of nonsense. They thought they were moral. And You think you're moral. I fail to see the difference. The goblins find it acceptable to eat sentient flesh, who are yo to tell them different? Moral, is subjective. Sucess is not.
One last thing. What you and Drig have is the most abominable thing in the world. True, Love. It mocks all, a dancing holy grail, serving only to create frustration and envy and hate.
Quote from: Francis Duc de La Rochefoucauld
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
All attempt to gain it. The vast majority of Them fail. Then they are left bitter, thinking of a far-off, distant utopic dream. They slave away, doing as you and your fiendish followers ask, for years and years, with nothing but empty promises.
BTW, everyone is off at a party now. Bu-bye."
Post by: Wrex on October 10, 2012, 06:03:32 pm
also:
Quote
July 28th
And the Arrogant Man Knew the Name of the King.
Post by: Vorthon on October 10, 2012, 06:06:44 pm
Offer some hyper-chili to Mcclay.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 06:34:39 pm
Do systems check.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 06:53:25 pm
Invite Lichette to picnic truce thing.
also:QuoteJuly 28th
And the Arrogant Man Knew the Name of the King.
Dude. You're creeping me out. :P
Aid Wrex's action.
Post by: mcclay on October 10, 2012, 06:54:58 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 10, 2012, 07:16:26 pm
>REFORM TO TRUE FORM. GO TO PICNIC AND ENSURE POSITIVE NET ANNIHILATION THROUGH EATING. LEAVE NO FOOD BEHIND.
Post by: raptorfangamer on October 10, 2012, 07:24:33 pm
-OR-
FIND A WAY TO GET YOUR ACTIONS DONE
Post by: Corai on October 10, 2012, 07:28:03 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 07:28:31 pm
DANCE LIKE A DRUNKEN FOOL. WHAT HAVE I MISSED?GO TO OOC THREAD.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 07:28:45 pm
DANCE LIKE A DRUNKEN FOOL. WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
You're really asking that in this thread? Read it. We can't explain it.
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 08:12:06 pm
GET +2 BACK
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2012, 08:14:53 pm
Post by: Corai on October 10, 2012, 08:16:12 pm
Only if he wants to be. A potion of silver and Belladonna will cure you in the early stages.Oh, and I bit you shortly before the picnic started, so you can become a liberal kobold lycanthrope if you like.Oh yeah, Corai is a werewolf now.
Purchase potion of silver nad Belladonna. Find vampires blood.
You know what comes next GM.
Posted this in the OOC by accident. >.>
Post by: Hanslanda on October 10, 2012, 08:46:41 pm
Eat mah Breakfast Sandwich with Sausage, and keep my sword far away from Hans. Continue Picnic stuff.
I'm not gonna steal your sword if everyone's having a peaceful picnic. That would be... Devious. I'm Tzeentch. Tzeentch isn't devious.
He's fiendishly devious. I'll just convince you that it would be in your better interests to give me the sword.
Post by: Dirg on October 10, 2012, 09:38:57 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 10:16:26 pm
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Post by: Yoink on October 10, 2012, 10:25:32 pm
>EAT SOME WEDGES AND LOW-FAT SOUR CREAM
>KEEP AN EYE ON PICNIC, ENSURE NO BADNESS HAPPENS
>ALSO, SEARCH
Post by: Wrex on October 10, 2012, 10:27:09 pm
NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 10:29:29 pm
CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 10:33:17 pm
Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 10:34:00 pm
Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 10:56:59 pm
Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 11:00:06 pm
Actually, I've done all that already. But still, how about we do this: incapacitate Dirg and Lichette, then let our team simultaneously torture them to death.Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2012, 11:04:11 pm
"WE'RE HAVING LUNCH. I THINK"
>EAT SOME WEDGES AND LOW-FAT SOUR CREAM
>KEEP AN EYE ON PICNIC, ENSURE NO BADNESS HAPPENS
>ALSO, SEARCHMOTORCYCLEGALAXY DESTROYING WEAPON W/ WHEELS FOR RADIO
OHH! OOH! PLAY SUMMER OF '69!
Post by: BFEL on October 10, 2012, 11:05:57 pm
AND BY SERVE I MEAN FORCEFEED TO ALL MY ENEMIES.
PROBABLY EVERYONE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 10, 2012, 11:06:43 pm
Ooh, ooh, I know: How about we capture them, I test them, and you can be the (lethal) final exam?Actually, I've done all that already. But still, how about we do this: incapacitate Dirg and Lichette, then let our team simultaneously torture them to death.Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 10, 2012, 11:07:45 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 11:08:12 pm
Okay!Ooh, ooh, I know: How about we capture them, I test them, and you can be the (lethal) final exam?Actually, I've done all that already. But still, how about we do this: incapacitate Dirg and Lichette, then let our team simultaneously torture them to death.Oh, reeally?Dirg or lichette? Lichette is MINE.Sounds... well, tasty until the worming part.CALAMARI THAT WORMS IT'S WAY INTO EVERY CREVICE OF YOUR BODY AND TRANSMUTES YOUR FLESH INTO NERVE ENDINGS SET PERMANENTLY IN THE 'PAIN' POSITION. SO YES.NO, YOU WOULD MAKE IT TASTE LIKE CALAMARI.PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
Oh, and you had best nit steal my kill...
Who was it that believed hard enough to make misko the god of fire and rock and roll? ME. Who has been killed many times in ways that don't even make sense by the lich's various forms? ME. Who is about to take control of the arena? POSSIBLY ME.
I think that we'll just have a little race: Whoever kills the lich first gets to kill the lich. Second place gets Dirg. Deal?
Post by: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 11:09:19 pm
OOC thread, folks?I tried to tell them. Repeatedly.
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2012, 11:10:12 pm
...herp.OOC thread, folks?I tried to tell them. Repeatedly.
Post by: zomara0292 on October 11, 2012, 07:17:05 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 11, 2012, 10:21:22 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 11, 2012, 01:05:21 pm
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
AID ACTION
ENSURE PICNIC DOES NOT EXPLODE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 05:06:20 pm
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
AID ACTION
ENSURE PICNIC DOES NOT EXPLODE
HELP ACTION.
THE NOT EXPLODING PART.
PLEASE DON'T USE THIS TO REPLACE MY ACTION.
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 06:07:06 pm
That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 11, 2012, 06:44:39 pm
That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 06:45:32 pm
Streisand effect.That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 11, 2012, 07:13:33 pm
Streisand effect.That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Oh, like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiACibFEMkQ
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 07:16:57 pm
No. Like this. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98175.msg2950528#msg2950528)Streisand effect.That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
NO! NO! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Oh, like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiACibFEMkQ
Also
SEE, HAHA HE SAID YOU ARE UGLY CORPSE MONSTER. LOLThat's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody."YO LICH. LOOK AT YOUR FOLLOWER MAKING FUN OF YOU."
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 11, 2012, 08:51:55 pm
Invite Lichette to picnic truce thing.SHE COMES TO THE PICNIC, LOOKING AS GRACEFUL AS A BEING WHOSE SHAPE HASN'T BEEN DEFINED FOR A WHILE CAN BE.
also:QuoteJuly 28th
And the Arrogant Man Knew the Name of the King.
"The Kitten Collective finds this hyper-chili to be delicious!"(3) YOU ONLY SPILL A LITTLE ON HIM.
Offer some hyper-chili to Mcclay.
Rip GLaDos out, replace with self. Use magic to help.(4) YOU REPLACE GLaDos, AND (6) DO A SYSTEMS CHECK. THE INTENSITY OF YOUR CHECK STARTS BREAKING DOWN APERTURE!
Do systems check.
"I SHALL BBQ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MEAL! JOIN US HATED ENEMIES, BELOVED FRIENDS AND ASSICOATED HANGERS ON! LETS US MAKE MERRY AND EAT GOOD FOOD BEFORE WE GO BACK TO THE KILLING!" BARBAQUE THE SHIT OUT OF THE FOOD!(2) YOU UNDERCOOKED IT!
"So. It has come to this. A picnic. This will require extremely delicate procedures."(1) YOU REFORM INTO NOTHING. (2) PEOPLE ARE AT THE PICNIC, SO SOMETHING MUST BE THERE.
>REFORM TO TRUE FORM. GO TO PICNIC AND ENSURE POSITIVE NET ANNIHILATION THROUGH EATING. LEAVE NO FOOD BEHIND.
STOP TIME WHILE GOING TO THE PARTY(2) STOP! PARTY TIME! IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL FOR YOU AS IT DID FOR HAMMER. (GM STUPIDITY) RESTORED!
GET +2 BACK
Eat mah Breakfast Sandwich with Sausage, and keep my sword far away from Hans. Continue Picnic stuff.(3) YOU SPILL ON YOUR SHINY SWORD... (5) BUT THE PICNIC OTHERWISE GOES WONDERFULLY.
(4) POTION AND BLOOD ACQUIRED, BUT (2) THE GM HAS NO CLUE WHAT GOES NEXT.Only if he wants to be. A potion of silver and Belladonna will cure you in the early stages.Oh, and I bit you shortly before the picnic started, so you can become a liberal kobold lycanthrope if you like.Oh yeah, Corai is a werewolf now.
Purchase potion of silver nad Belladonna. Find vampires blood.
You know what comes next GM.
Posted this in the OOC by accident. >.>
PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.(1+2) YOU GO TO THE TACO BELL 99 CENT MENU, AND BUY AN ENTREE. FOR YOU TO SHARE.
Ok. I am unhappy to be betrayed by my own seamen. All I was supposed to do is mess around with some conservative cats and leave them to rot, but all I did was make more conservatives. Now I am going to handle this the only way a black-undead-trollian-pirate can. Take out my nine sons by stabbing them in the stomach with anything and everything I find. They will not live!(2) YOUR NINE SONS DEFEAT YOU USING THE POWER OF TEAMWORK! AND DEADLY WEAPONRY!
SERVE PINEAPPLE GOLEM/TOXIC WASTE CHEESECAKE(6) THE FIRST VICTIM OF YOUR CHEESECAKE IS YOURSELF.
AND BY SERVE I MEAN FORCEFEED TO ALL MY ENEMIES.
PROBABLY EVERYONE
JOIN THE PICNIC, USE FOODS TO RECONSTRUCT BODY(1) YOU USE THE FOODS TO RECONSTRUCT POMPEII, WHICH THEN TURNS ON YOU, AND TEARS YOU TO PIECES.
(4+1v5+2 and 2+3) YOUR DARK SOUL MAGIC HAS NO EFFECT ON DIRG, BUT LICHETTE GETS THE RUNS! OH MY!PREPARE A ROMANTIC MEAL FOR LICHETTE AND ATTEND PICNIC WITH HER.POSSESS MEAL
FATALLY POISON LICHETTE AND DIRG
AID ACTION
ENSURE PICNIC DOES NOT EXPLODE
Sinatra:
Frank leapt down the ravine, his divine blood granting him footwork no mortal could match. The black rocks were unsteady, and a few even flew from under his feet, but he made it down to the child without major incident. She gave a small cough as he landed, so he approached her slowly and gently, trying not to suprise her. Her eyes were clouded, and her blonde hair was knocked over them in the fall. He gently scooped her tiny form into his arms, and leapt from the ravine with a mighty jump. He landed within the ruined chapel, and gently placed her on the floor, and waited for her eyes to flutter open.
BOSS TURNS:
DRUNKEN:
"WE'RE HAVING LUNCH. I THINK"YOU LAY DOWN WITH YOUR SNACKS, AND EAT THEM SLOWLY AND SAVORING EVERY BITE. THEN, ONCE YOU ARE FULL, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE A VEHICLE WHICH CAN DESTROY THE WORLD, AND YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED ITS RADIO YET. (1+3) FEAR, THE MEDIOCRITY OF THIS RADIO! YOU TURN ON CLASSIC ROCK, AND LAY DOWN. (5+3vs2+3) JUST MOMENTS AFTER YOU PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN, YOU FEEL A DARK MAGIC WORK ITS WAY THROUGH THE PALADINS, AND SUDDENLY SIT UP TO LOOK AROUND.
>EAT SOME WEDGES AND LOW-FAT SOUR CREAM
>KEEP AN EYE ON PICNIC, ENSURE NO BADNESS HAPPENS
>ALSO, SEARCHMOTORCYCLEGALAXY DESTROYING WEAPON W/ WHEELS FOR RADIO
ROMANTIC:
"You find true love disgus- Oh!"
Lichette suddenly blushes after beginning her newest speech, and runs off to the bushes.
PALADIN:
(5+3vs2+3) DOWN NEAR THE EDGE OF THE GATHERING, MISKO MUTTERS A FEW CHANTS, AND WAVES HIS HANDS A LITTLE. SYMBOLS FORM UPON ALL OF THE PALADINS, AND YOINK SUDDENLY SITS UP. SOMETHING SINISTER IS GOING DOWN.
COMMENTARY:
Huh. Just realized, Lichette hasn't been a real lich for a while. She's a vaguely defined, vaguely protagonist being now.
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Corai on October 11, 2012, 09:08:57 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 09:32:20 pm
Oh wait, I have a joke. A man gets pulled over for speeding. The sheriff ambles up, asks for license and registration. 'I'm afraid I don't have it,' the man replies sheepishly. 'Why not?' asks the cop. 'I, uh, think I left it at the bar. I get forgetful after a couple of drinks.' 'Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car." "No can do, sir. I stand up and the .45's gonna fall right outta my waistband.' The cop is almost livid by now. 'Son, what the hell wrong with you? What are you carrying around a loaded gun for?' 'Well, the hooker's not gonna force herself into the trunk now, will she?' By now the sheriff is on the horn for backup, and half the city has arrived, complete with swat team and the Chief. As they've finished tearing his car apart and the guy is face down in the road in handcuffs, he turns to the Chief and says 'Lemme guess. He probably told you I was speeding, too?'
In conclusion, Trolololo.Tip your waitress. Oh wait, no waitresses. *under breath* What a shitty party. I've had drunken nights in vegas better then this*to audience* So, um, Well then, I guess the only thing to do is throw your wallets at me. Thank you, Good Night!"
My undead armies crash the party, consuming much food and beverage. I do action I mentioned earlier.
SANDWICH FOR REFERENCE:
Mmm, Bacon. Eat bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. I love it so. Find place where they give out the meat. Create large subway sandwich. Sandwich must include:
-Pepperoni
-Mozzerella
-Meatballs
-Crispy Bacon strips
-American Cheese
-Meat Sauce
-Chicken patties
-Blood Pressure pills
On Italian herbs and cheese bread.
Uh, wait.
Also do stand up comedy. Summon The Spirit of Groucho Marx to aid me.
EVILIDEAEDIT: One last thing. Hire a group of performers, and have them do the play "The King In Yellow". Make sure to get saner members of my team elsewhere by Act 2. Wikipedia the play if you need too.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 11, 2012, 09:48:24 pm
THAT IS NOT AN ACTION.
REPAIR APERTURE SCIENCE AND DETERMINE STATE OF LABORATORIES. WITHOUT DESTROYING THEM.
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 09:49:28 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 11, 2012, 10:04:14 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:05:07 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 11, 2012, 10:18:39 pm
THAT WASN'T EVEN A HOT CURRY
I SUSPECT... FOUL PLAY!"
>CHECK IF WMD-BIKE HAS ATTACHED BATHROOM/TOILET
>IF NOT, SCAVENGE TOILET CUBICLE FROM DINER, ATTACH TO SIDE OF BIKE
>ALSO GET SPRAY BOTTLE OF AIR-FRESHENER FROM SOMEWHERE
>THEN SPEED LICHETTE (AND PROBABLY DIRG) TO NEAREST EMERGENCY ROOM, UTTERING WITTY REMARK ALONG WAY
"I'LL BE BACK IN A MO'
SAVE SOME WEDGES FOR ME GUYS"
Post by: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:29:21 pm
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword,
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:30:39 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?Kill him with it?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
Post by: Dirg on October 11, 2012, 10:31:34 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:31:42 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?Kill him with it?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:32:16 pm
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
Post by: misko27 on October 11, 2012, 10:32:53 pm
Force him to respawn, possibly as something weaker. Or do what I asked you to. Theres always that.Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?Kill him with it?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:35:30 pm
Force him to respawn, possibly as something weaker. Or do what I asked you to. Theres always that.Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?Kill him with it?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.
... We're all immortal. What good would this do?
Sigh. Okay. :-\
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 10:40:56 pm
GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
Post by: Hanslanda on October 11, 2012, 10:53:11 pm
GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
NO. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Post by: Corai on October 11, 2012, 10:53:43 pm
GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S AMBULANCE
NO. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
BECAUSE WE ARE.
Post by: Yoink on October 11, 2012, 11:35:49 pm
GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S WHAMBULANCE
NO. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
>DRIVE OVER THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF XANTALOS'S ARROGANCE ON WAY TO HOSPITAL
>BANTER WITH LICHETTE TO TAKE MIND OFF OF BOWELS:
"HEY, YOU REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU?
NOW I'M HELPING YOU GUYS OUT
CRAZY STUFF, HUH?!"
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2012, 11:37:43 pm
HMEH!GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S WHAMBULANCE
NO. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
>DRIVE OVER THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF XANTALOS'S ARROGANCE ON WAY TO HOSPITAL
>BANTER WITH LICHETTE TO TAKE MIND OFF OF BOWELS:
"HEY, YOU REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU?
NOW I'M HELPING YOU GUYS OUT
CRAZY STUFF, HUH?!"
AM NOT ARROGANT!
AM POWERFUL!
THERE DIFFERENCE.
OOC THREAD FOR ME NOW.
Post by: da_nang on October 12, 2012, 04:46:23 am
>ALSO, SHOVE BANANA IN THE EXHAUST PIPE AND RETURN TO FIRST FORM
Post by: zomara0292 on October 12, 2012, 06:47:39 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 12, 2012, 10:42:34 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 12, 2012, 10:50:03 am
RECALIBRATE LIGHTSABERS TO ROCKETS THAT I PRESUME ARE STILL ATTATCHED TO MY HEAD. CHASE YOINK.
AID ACTION
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 03:11:56 pm
RECALIBRATE LIGHTSABERS TO ROCKETS THAT I PRESUME ARE STILL ATTATCHED TO MY HEAD. CHASE YOINK.
AID ACTION
VIDEOTAPE ACTION.
Post by: Vorthon on October 12, 2012, 06:09:05 pm
"The Kitten Collective apologizes for the anti-lich comment. That was Marvin's fault. Rogue components can be difficult to reign in."
Post by: misko27 on October 12, 2012, 08:49:13 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 12, 2012, 09:18:30 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 12, 2012, 09:23:44 pm
Join Yoink on his journey to the hospital.
"The Kitten Collective apologizes for the anti-lich comment. That was Marvin's fault. Rogue components can be difficult to reign in."
"UH, THAT'S COOL I GUESS
DO ME A FAVOUR AND CHECK IF THERE'S ANY WEAPONRY IN THE BACK SEAT
I MEAN, OTHER THAN THE GALAXY-DESTROYING CANNON. THERE'S SUCH A THING AS TOO MUCH OVERKILL, Y'KNOW?"
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 13, 2012, 12:40:34 am
TAKE THE BELLADONA, THEN DRINK VAMPIRE BLOOD.(1) BELLADONNA IS POISONOUS TO WEREWOLVES, REMEMBER? IT KILLS YOU.
CRAP.(5) APERTURE IS BACK UP AND RUNNING!
THAT IS NOT AN ACTION.
REPAIR APERTURE SCIENCE AND DETERMINE STATE OF LABORATORIES. WITHOUT DESTROYING THEM.
INFECT THE LICHETTE WITH SEPSIS, E. COLI, EBOLA, MALARIA, DEATHITIS, ADDITIONAL NECROSIS, PHYLACTERYSHATTERINGITIS, AND SUPER TAPEWORMS WITH THE PIECES OF ME STILL IN HER. REMAINING PIECES OF ME, REFORM INTO THE SHAPE OF MARCELINE'S DAD FROM ADVENTURE TIME AND GO TO THE PICNIC AND EAT EVERYONE ELSES FRIES.(5+2vs2+3+2) YOU INFECT A DEAD BEING WITH DISEASES. SHE JUST KIND OF LOOKS MAD, THEN INGESTS GREEN STARS PEPTO BISMOL. IT'S ODDLY EFFECTIVE, LIKELY DUE TO THE DRUG DOING WIERD THINGS TO UNDEAD.
OFFER LICHETTE SOME PEPTO BISMOL, JUST IN CASE. FROM AFAR, OF COURSE. OR THROUGH DIRG. CHANGE RADIO STATION.(4) YOU GIVE LICHETTE PEPTO-BISMOL, BY HURLING IT AT HER. (3) YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL, AND IT BECOMES 80'S POP.
Still partying? Or is something sinister going down?(2) YOU EAT ALL THE SWORDS POSSIBLE. THAT WOULD BE NONE, SO YOU ARE NOW SLOWLY STARVING TO DEATH.
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword,hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.hold onto it. Tightly.
>SUMMON HORDES OF THE VOID TO PARTAKE IN THE FOOD ANNIHILATION AND PUNCTURE ALL THE TIRES OF YOINK'S WMD-BIKE(5vs3+3) YOU TRY TO SLASH THE TIRES, BUT YOU FORGOT THAT STEP ONE IS TO ENSURE THE BIKE IS NOT MOVING DURING THE SLASHING. YOU MISS BY A MILE. (4vs1+3) YOU THEN FOLLOW UP THE SLASH MISS WITH A BANANA TOSS. IT GETS STUCK IN THE EXAUST PIPE, BUT YOINK HITS THE BADASS FIRE TRIGGER, AND IT INCINERATES THE BANANA!
>ALSO, SHOVE BANANA IN THE EXHAUST PIPE AND RETURN TO FIRST FORM
(5+1) YOU CREATE CRAZY FETISH PORN ON ACCIDENT! YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY STUDIOS WHO SAW YOUR DEMO TAPE AND ARE INTERESTED.RECALIBRATE LIGHTSABERS TO ROCKETS THAT I PRESUME ARE STILL ATTATCHED TO MY HEAD. CHASE YOINK.
AID ACTION
VIDEOTAPE ACTION.
Join Yoink on his journey to the hospital.(6) YOU FOLLOW YOINK TO THE HOSPITAL, WHERE YOU CONSUME PATIENTS INTO THE HORDE. THE DOCTORS DON'T LIKE THAT.
"The Kitten Collective apologizes for the anti-lich comment. That was Marvin's fault. Rogue components can be difficult to reign in."
SINATRA:
The girl awoke at Sinatras feet, and looked around in a panic. She started to run, but fell onto her face. Sinatra opens his eyes and gives a quizzical expression.
"You might be a little disconcerted."
BOSS TURNS
PALADIN
"Huh? Well then. Uhh. Don't, really now what to say right now. Umm.(6+3) THE UNDEAD WRAITHS OF WW2 CRASH THE PICNIC! THEY LOOK DOUBLE UNDEAD! (6+3) THE PERFORMERS APPEAR, AND PERFORM "THE KING IN YELLOW" IT INDUCED INSANITY! SO... NOTHING MUCH CHANGED.
Oh wait, I have a joke. A man gets pulled over for speeding. The sheriff ambles up, asks for license and registration. 'I'm afraid I don't have it,' the man replies sheepishly. 'Why not?' asks the cop. 'I, uh, think I left it at the bar. I get forgetful after a couple of drinks.' 'Sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the car." "No can do, sir. I stand up and the .45's gonna fall right outta my waistband.' The cop is almost livid by now. 'Son, what the hell wrong with you? What are you carrying around a loaded gun for?' 'Well, the hooker's not gonna force herself into the trunk now, will she?' By now the sheriff is on the horn for backup, and half the city has arrived, complete with swat team and the Chief. As they've finished tearing his car apart and the guy is face down in the road in handcuffs, he turns to the Chief and says 'Lemme guess. He probably told you I was speeding, too?'
In conclusion, Trolololo.Tip your waitress. Oh wait, no waitresses. *under breath* What a shitty party. I've had drunken nights in vegas better then this*to audience* So, um, Well then, I guess the only thing to do is throw your wallets at me. Thank you, Good Night!"
My undead armies crash the party, consuming much food and beverage. I do action I mentioned earlier.
SANDWICH FOR REFERENCE:Mmm, Bacon. Eat bacon. Bacon bacon bacon. I love it so. Find place where they give out the meat. Create large subway sandwich. Sandwich must include:
-Pepperoni
-Mozzerella
-Meatballs
-Crispy Bacon strips
-American Cheese
-Meat Sauce
-Chicken patties
-Blood Pressure pills
On Italian herbs and cheese bread.
Uh, wait.
Also do stand up comedy. Summon The Spirit of Groucho Marx to aid me.
EVILIDEAEDIT: One last thing. Hire a group of performers, and have them do the play "The King In Yellow". Make sure to get saner members of my team elsewhere by Act 2. Wikipedia the play if you need too.
DRUNKS
"WAIT A MINUTE
THAT WASN'T EVEN A HOT CURRY
I SUSPECT... FOUL PLAY!"
>CHECK IF WMD-BIKE HAS ATTACHED BATHROOM/TOILET
>IF NOT, SCAVENGE TOILET CUBICLE FROM DINER, ATTACH TO SIDE OF BIKE
>ALSO GET SPRAY BOTTLE OF AIR-FRESHENER FROM SOMEWHERE
>THEN SPEED LICHETTE (AND PROBABLY DIRG) TO NEAREST EMERGENCY ROOM, UTTERING WITTY REMARK ALONG WAY
"I'LL BE BACK IN A MO'
SAVE SOME WEDGES FOR ME GUYS"
(3+3) IT DOES. IT'S A GLORIOUS BATHROOM, OF COURSE. (5+3) THEN, YOU THROW DIRG AND LICHETTE ONTO THE BIKE, AND DRIVE TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. ON THE WAY THERE, YOU BRING UP SOME SMALL TALK.GODDAMIT JUST DO THIS WITH THE SWORDStill partying? Or is something sinister going down?
If still partying, eat all the delicious foods possible. If sinister things are going down, steal Greenstar's sword. If successful stealing Greenstar's sword, hand it back, because I have no idea what I'd do with it even if I had it.SLASH THE TIRES ON YOINK'S WHAMBULANCE
NO. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
>DRIVE OVER THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF XANTALOS'S ARROGANCE ON WAY TO HOSPITAL
>BANTER WITH LICHETTE TO TAKE MIND OFF OF BOWELS:
"HEY, YOU REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU?
NOW I'M HELPING YOU GUYS OUT
CRAZY STUFF, HUH?!"
"HEY, YOU REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU?
NOW I'M HELPING YOU GUYS OUT
CRAZY STUFF, HUH?!"
Lichette looks rather distracted, and diahhrea infected while she says
"Yes, that is rather unusual..."
WHEN YOU GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, THEY REMOVE THE VARIOUS BACTERIUM. ALSO, THEY TAKE OUT THE PEPTO BISMOL BOTTLE, WHICH REALLY WASN'T DOING MUCH.
Romantic:
Lichette is busy, being operating on and farting poop.
Commentary
This is what I said originally for Lichettes turn: Lichette is busty, being operating on and farting poop.
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: misko27 on October 13, 2012, 12:49:19 am
Also, What Does Lichette actually look like now?
Anyway, send Lichette Get well card with the following comments from her own team enscribed on it:
Only one prostitute actually... And she's taken with Dirg.
That's not immortality. That's, like, the opposite of immortality. Unimmortality. And I don't wanna be a lich. 'Dessicated Corpse Monster' is not a good look for anybody.
ADDENUM:I'd still like to know what the Lichette looks like. No clue.
ALSO LICHETTE IS APPARENTLY BUSTY
DESPITE BEING UNDEAD AND WITHOUT FLESH
CAN YOU SAY "SILICON"?!
Hey, what I said does not reference Lichette. Perhaps Dirg is cheating on her with a prostitute.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 13, 2012, 05:26:59 am
DANCE WITH DIRG
Post by: miauw62 on October 13, 2012, 07:01:10 am
OFFER STUDIOS TAPE IF THEY GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL AND A BEER.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 13, 2012, 09:52:12 am
CONSIDER OFFERS FROM STUDIOS. WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING ME?
ANYWAYS...AS MISKO IS CURRENTLY MY "BOSS," MAKE A MECHAHITLER FOR HIM WITH ASIMOV'S THREE LAWS MODIFIED TO SUIT HIM.
Post by: Vorthon on October 13, 2012, 10:09:46 am
Post by: da_nang on October 13, 2012, 10:20:37 am
Post by: mcclay on October 13, 2012, 01:15:53 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 13, 2012, 03:00:16 pm
Take my teams and go to the nearest mall.
Post by: Xantalos on October 13, 2012, 04:00:48 pm
BEGIN GROWING AS UNHOLY FETUS, SAPPING HER STRENGTH (ie, -1)
Post by: Yoink on October 13, 2012, 04:17:37 pm
>GO PLAY "DOCTOR" IN SUPPLY CLOSET
>ALSO, HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES? HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES. THEY HAVE SOME AWESOME SNACKS IN THOSE
Post by: Dirg on October 13, 2012, 04:21:57 pm
Post by: Yoink on October 13, 2012, 04:36:17 pm
>WANDER OUT MID NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION TO ENSURE WMD-BIKE IS OK
>ACTUALLY JUST PARK IT IN HALL OUTSIDE HOSPITAL ROOM
...WITHOUT HARMING ANYONE (UNLESS THEY ARE BAD)
>THEN RETURN TO HAWT NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION IN CLOSET
Post by: Hanslanda on October 13, 2012, 07:07:23 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 01:24:43 am
Set the Hospital on fire.Always thinking outside the box. I wish I had a actual Hierarchy just so I could promote you. Seriously, I'm just sending nasty letters to here.
Y U NO UP-DAT?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 14, 2012, 11:22:18 am
PUT ON TOTALLY LEGIT(TM) LICHETTE SUIT 9000(1vs4+2) YOU PUT ON A PINK ELEPHANT SUIT AND HUMP DIRGS LEG. HE SCREAMS SOMETHING IN JAPANESE, STARTS SINGING, AND KICKS YOU OUT A WINDOW.
DANCE WITH DIRG
(did i just make rocket porn? that is WRONG.)(3) THEY GIVE YOU A DRUGGED BEER, AND THEY RIDE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS. DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT EITHER.
OFFER STUDIOS TAPE IF THEY GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL AND A BEER.
...WHAT HAVE I DONE?(2+3vs5) YOU CREATE A MECHAHITLER, AND PROGRAM IS WITH ASIMOVS 3 LAWS, OF COURSE THEM ALL MODIFIED TO BE MISKO INSTEAD OF HUMANS IT OBEYS. MISKO, IT SEEMS LEGIT.
CONSIDER OFFERS FROM STUDIOS. WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING ME?
ANYWAYS...AS MISKO IS CURRENTLY MY "BOSS," MAKE A MECHAHITLER FOR HIM WITH ASIMOV'S THREE LAWS MODIFIED TO SUIT HIM.
Search WMD bike for weapons which are not capable of making galaxies go kaboom.(3) BUBBLE GUNS.
>SUMMON HORDES OF THE VOID AND ASSAULT THE LICHETTE(1vs2+3) YOU SUMMON HORDES OF THE VOID, WHO WALK UP TO THE HOSPITAL, AND LOOK MENACING. LICHETTE CASTS CHARM ON THEM, AND THEY TURN ON YOU FASTER THAN ROMNEY ON PBS. YOU HAVE BEEN DISEMBOWELED.
COOK FOOD BETTER, MAKE IT SPICY LIKE THE SUN!(4) IT'S LIKE EATING A PEPPER. WHOOPEE.
Once more, summon the RED an BLU teams, but add in some team GRN in there too.(4) YOU SUMMON A TYPICAL RED, BLU AND GREEN TEAM. 3 OF EACH CLASS.
Take my teams and go to the nearest mall.
MOVE TO LICHETTE'S WOMB(6+2vs4+3) YOU MOVE TO LICHETTES WOMB, AND SAP HER STRENGTH. MOMENTS LATER, YOU HEAR HER TALK ABOUT ABORTIONS. SHIT.
BEGIN GROWING AS UNHOLY FETUS, SAPPING HER STRENGTH (ie, -1)
START CRAFTING GOLEMS TO HELP PROTECT LICHETTE WHILE SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.(3+2) YOU CRAFT A STONE GOLEM, WHO WALKS OVER TO LICHETTE AND SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT XANTALOS AND WOMB. SHE GETS RATHER STEAMED.
(1) YOU DIP YOURSELF IN KEROSENE, LIE DOWN NEXT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND USE A LIGHTER ON YOURSELF. OH NO! THE HOSPITAL IS STONE...Set the Hospital on fire.Always thinking outside the box. I wish I had a actual Hierarchy just so I could promote you. Seriously, I'm just sending nasty letters to here.
Y U NO UP-DAT?
SINATRA:
The girl stood, and walked over to Frank, sitting down by him. She copied Sinatras grim, serious expression, so he turned away. She walked over to sit by him again.
"Hey!"
"..."
BOSS TURNS:
Drunks:
OH, BEFORE I FORGET(2+3) YUP. A GALAXY DESTROYING WEAPON, OUTSIDE OF A HOSPITAL ROOM OF ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BEINGS ALIVE. MAKE OUT TIEM! YOU GO AND CONTINUE THE SESSION.
>WANDER OUT MID NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION TO ENSURE WMD-BIKE IS OK
>ACTUALLY JUST PARK IT IN HALL OUTSIDE HOSPITAL ROOM
...WITHOUT HARMING ANYONE (UNLESS THEY ARE BAD)
>THEN RETURN TO HAWT NURSE-MAKEOUT-SESSION IN CLOSET
>WANDER OFF, CHAT UP HOTTEST NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL(1+3) YOU CHAT UP THE MOST AVERAGE NURSE IN THE HOSPITAL, AND (6+3) USE YOUR "TONGUE DEPRESSER" ON HER. (2+3) THEY ARE INDEED DELICIOUS.
>GO PLAY "DOCTOR" IN SUPPLY CLOSET
>ALSO, HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES? HOSPITAL VENDING MACHINES. THEY HAVE SOME AWESOME SNACKS IN THOSE
PALADIN
Damn it. Time for Real Evil plan. Have them do, *pause for dramatic effect* The Hanged King's Tragedy (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-701). Also remember to link live feed to Lichette's hospital room. Its about time that someone illustrate why this was almost upgraded to keter. Also, evacuate Wrex from the area. No need to kill everyone.(6+3vs6+3) YOU HAVE THEM PERFORM THE HANGED KINGS TRAGEDY, A LONG WITH A LIVE FEED TO LICHETTES HOSPITAL ROOM. WHEN THE MADNESS AND VIOLENCE BEGINS HOWEVER, LICHETTE DESTROYS THE SCP. THE PLAY THEN DISSOLVES AS PEOPLE REALIZE THEY WANTED TO KILL EACHOTHER.
ROMANTIC:
(3+4vs5+2) ABORTION SUCCESS. XANTALOS IS SPAT OUT, A DRY SHRIVELED AND EVIL FETUS.
COMMENTARY:
For what Lichette looks like, imagine this outfit:
(http://styleinsight.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/harajuku-gothic-lolita.jpg)
But on a very pale female mage.
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: miauw62 on October 14, 2012, 11:38:29 am
(thats one hawt undead being)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 14, 2012, 11:42:35 am
SEND HEAVIES TO GO UNLOAD ON HANS. SNIPERS WILL GO TO THE TOP OF THE HOSPITAL AND...SNIPE. ENGIES WILL BUILD A PROTECTIVE BARRIER OF MACHINES AROUND LICHETTE, WHILE SCOUTS WILL TAUNT MISKO WITH HTEIR UNLIMITED BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH SUPPLY. SOLDIERS AND DEMOS WILL WILL ATTACK GREATWYRMGOLD, AND MEDICS WILL HANG OUT AND HEAL ME. FINALLY, THE SPIES AND THE PYROS CAN DO WHATEVER.
I MYSELF WILL TAKE MY MEDICS BACK TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK UP ON THE LICHETTE AND THE ENGIES/SNIPERS.
Post by: Vorthon on October 14, 2012, 12:29:16 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 01:45:24 pm
CAST BLESS WATER (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/blessWater.htm) ON WATER, SILVER
REPLACE NEUROTOXIN WITH HOLY WATER
SPRAY LICHETTE WITH
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 14, 2012, 02:55:41 pm
AID LORDSLOWPOKE'S ACTION. WHATEVER IT IS.
(thats one hawt undead being)
let's do this
BEND PHYSICS TO FLY OUTSIDE OF WINDOW AND LAND ON YOINK'S WMDBIKE DRIVER SEAT, MAKE SHADES FALL ON FACE IN PROGRESS
MAKE EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE UNDERGO RAPID OXIDIZATION
Post by: Xantalos on October 14, 2012, 03:03:55 pm
SAP STRENGTH, THEN BUST OUT CHESTBURSTER STYLE
Post by: da_nang on October 14, 2012, 03:10:47 pm
>SHED THESE MORTAL SCALES, BREAK THE SHACKLES OF REALITY AND ABSORB THE SHARDS OF THE VOID FROM THE HORDE OF THE VOID.
Post by: Dirg on October 14, 2012, 03:12:49 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 03:25:22 pm
>Link Hospital feed to SCP-895 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895), within 5 meters.
I love how they are physically defending her while I am hacking into the hospital.
EDIT:
>Modify Mecha-Hitler, and purge it of any malicious viruses, or, possibly surreptitious programming included by GreatWyrm.
>THEN HAVE HIM ASSUALT HOSPITAL LEADING MASSIVE ARMY OF UNDEAD WWII ZOMBIES RIDING FLAME BREATHING VELOCI-SPIDERS. ALSO THERE SHOULD BE GIANT-BADGER/CAPYBARA HYBRIDS THAT VOMIT MAGMA WITH ADAMANTINE CLAWS, SILVER FISTS, AND STEEL BONES LEADING AS HEAVY WEAPONS, AND ALSO NUCLEAR CROCODILE-SNAKES TUNNELING UNDERNEATH. THROW IN OBAMA THE BARABRIAN LEADING A ARMY OFHEAVILY ARMED POLITICIANS.
Post by: Yoink on October 14, 2012, 03:55:49 pm
>CHAT TO PASSING PATIENTS, MAKE HILARIOUS YET IN-POOR-TASTE HOSPITAL JOKES TO THEM
>TRY TO ENSURE NO BADNESS IS GOIN' DOWN
Post by: Corai on October 14, 2012, 04:35:00 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 04:42:26 pm
CREATE TIME MACHINE, BRING WW2 TO BATTLE. POINT ALLIED FORCES IN DIRECTION OF MEGA-HITLER. WATCH AS TNEY RUN IN FEAR FROM VELOCI-SPIDER ARMY. COMMIT SEPPUKO.FTFY
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 06:37:50 pm
SCP-athon time. Links to come later.Uh-oh.
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>Link Hospital feed to SCP-895, within 5 meters.If this is in Aperture, hinder action. If not, meh.
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>Send Get well card with SCP 089's face on it.Wait, why?
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>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
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EDIT: Modify Mecha-Hitler, and purge it of any malicious viruses, or, possibly surreptitious programming included by GreatWyrm.What, do you not trust me?
THEN HAVE HIM ASSUALT HOSPITAL WITH FLAME BREATHING VELOCI-SPIDER ARMY.
FIFYCREATE TIME MACHINE, BRING WW2 TO BATTLE. POINT ALLIED FORCES IN DIRECTION OF MECHA-HITLER. WATCH AS THEY RUN IN FEAR FROM VELOCI-SPIDER ARMY. COMMIT SEPPUKU.FTFY
Post by: Hanslanda on October 14, 2012, 06:45:49 pm
Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 06:57:39 pm
Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
Do you even know what SCP-447-2 does when it comes in contact with dead bodies? Let me put it this way: Someone decided to conduct a test on it and was immediately reassigned to D-class duty, typically reserved for felons serving life sentences or awaiting execution. Also, they wouldn't let it be added to commercial cement in case a dead body fell on it. And they wouldn't let it be used as a [DATA EXPUNGED] because of the danger of it falling into the hands of a necrophiliac. Keep in mind the Foundation's SOP...
Post by: misko27 on October 14, 2012, 07:05:35 pm
Bcause, whenever someone sees it, it goes into a rage and kills whatever it is. Even if it is 1000s of miles away, and you only saw 4 pixels of it. It can't be stopped by any means.Quote>Send Get well card with SCP 089's face on it.Wait, why?
FINE. No SCP World destruction then. Mecha hitler though.Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 14, 2012, 07:10:33 pm
Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
Do you even know what SCP-447-2 does when it comes in contact with dead bodies? Let me put it this way: Someone decided to conduct a test on it and was immediately reassigned to D-class duty, typically reserved for felons serving life sentences or awaiting execution. Also, they wouldn't let it be added to commercial cement in case a dead body fell on it. And they wouldn't let it be used as a [DATA EXPUNGED] because of the danger of it falling into the hands of a necrophiliac. Keep in mind the Foundation's SOP...
... Were you talking to me? Because I was intending to help you hinder Misko's action.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 14, 2012, 07:23:48 pm
SCP-089 is a prophetic statue. Do you mean SCP-582?Bcause, whenever someone sees it, it goes into a rage and kills whatever it is. Even if it is 1000s of miles away, and you only saw 4 pixels of it. It can't be stopped by any means.Quote>Send Get well card with SCP 089's face on it.Wait, why?
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Fine by me.FINE. No SCP World destruction then. Mecha hitler though.Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
It sounded like you were hindering my attempt to hinder misko's action. Please clarify in your post, we don't want Spinal to mess it up and have a big [DATA EXPUNGED] just because you weren't clear.Quote>Lichette is dead body correct? Replace green jelly with SCP 447.HINDER ACTION.
HINDER ACTION.
Ahem.
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!
Do you even know what SCP-447-2 does when it comes in contact with dead bodies? Let me put it this way: Someone decided to conduct a test on it and was immediately reassigned to D-class duty, typically reserved for felons serving life sentences or awaiting execution. Also, they wouldn't let it be added to commercial cement in case a dead body fell on it. And they wouldn't let it be used as a [DATA EXPUNGED] because of the danger of it falling into the hands of a necrophiliac. Keep in mind the Foundation's SOP...
... Were you talking to me? Because I was intending to help you hinder Misko's action.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 14, 2012, 08:58:54 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on October 15, 2012, 06:47:15 am
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 03:09:12 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 15, 2012, 05:10:55 pm
((I assume you haven't heard of Team GRN, before, Spinal? They're the Griefing Recording Network, and it's made up of all Engineers. http://www.youtube.com/user/dsSLAY3R/videos?view=0.))(4vs2+2) YOU GET THE TEAMS SET UP, THEN WALK OVER TO LICHETTE. XANTALOS IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY HARASS HER AGAIN, SO YOU ANNOUNCE TO THE MEDICS THAT THE FETUS MAKES A GOOD TEST SUBJECT. XANTALOS BARELY MANAGES TO HOLD THE TWO OFF.
SEND HEAVIES TO GO UNLOAD ON HANS. SNIPERS WILL GO TO THE TOP OF THE HOSPITAL AND...SNIPE. ENGIES WILL BUILD A PROTECTIVE BARRIER OF MACHINES AROUND LICHETTE, WHILE SCOUTS WILL TAUNT MISKO WITH HTEIR UNLIMITED BONK! ATOMIC PUNCH SUPPLY. SOLDIERS AND DEMOS WILL WILL ATTACK GREATWYRMGOLD, AND MEDICS WILL HANG OUT AND HEAL ME. FINALLY, THE SPIES AND THE PYROS CAN DO WHATEVER.
I MYSELF WILL TAKE MY MEDICS BACK TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK UP ON THE LICHETTE AND THE ENGIES/SNIPERS.
The Kitten Collective shall attempt to upgrade the bubble guns to fire bubbles of WHITE-HOT PLASMA.(4) YOU DO SO!
LOCATE WATER, SILVER, AND NEUROTOXIN EMITTERS.(1vs2+3) YOU TAKE THE NEUROTOXIC EMITTERS, AND REPLACE THEM WITH HOLY WATER. THEN, YOU TRY TO SPRAY LICHETTE WITH THE WATER. She creates a forcefield which blocks the water, then pulls the neurotoxin into the air, before pouring them into the control center, where they destroy the remainder of your brain.
CAST BLESS WATER (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/blessWater.htm) ON WATER, SILVER
REPLACE NEUROTOXIN WITH HOLY WATER
SPRAY LICHETTE WITHNEUROTOXINHOLY WATER FROM NEUROTOXIN EMITTERS.
(1+1) YOU FLY OUT OF THE WINDOW, AND LAND ON THE PAVEMENT. MIAUW FOLLOWS YOU ONTO THE PAVEMENT.AID LORDSLOWPOKE'S ACTION. WHATEVER IT IS.
(thats one hawt undead being)
let's do this
BEND PHYSICS TO FLY OUTSIDE OF WINDOW AND LAND ON YOINK'S WMDBIKE DRIVER SEAT, MAKE SHADES FALL ON FACE IN PROGRESS
MAKE EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE UNDERGO RAPID OXIDIZATION
STUFF SELF BACK IN UTERUS
SAP STRENGTH, THEN BUST OUT CHESTBURSTER STYLE
"SHE DARES TURNING THEM ON ME!"(4) YOU SHED THE MORTAL SCALES, WHATEVER THAT MEANS. THEN, YOU TRY AND BREAK THE SHACKLES OF REALITY. UNFORTUNATLY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN THIS WORLD, BUT YOU DO ABSORB POWER FROM THE HORDE. SHAME IS, YOUR IMMORTAL BEING IS IN A SERIES OF BLOODY BITS..
>SHED THESE MORTAL SCALES, BREAK THE SHACKLES OF REALITY AND ABSORB THE SHARDS OF THE VOID FROM THE HORDE OF THE VOID.
BEGIN HUNTING DOWN TRAITORS STARTING WITH GREATWYRMGOLD. USE AS MANY METHODS OF TORTURE ON HIM AS POSSIBLE WITH JUST A CAN OPENER.(1+2) LICHETTE DID IT FOR YOU!
CREATE TIME MACHINE, BRING WW2 TO BATTLE. POINT ALLIED FORCES IN DIRECTION OF MEGA-HITLER.(6) YOU SUMMON WW2, AND SEND THE ALLIED FORCES TO ASSIST YOINK. SADLY, WITH THE ALLIES GONE, THERE'S NO ONE BUT YOU FOR THE AXIS TO KILL!
Go hug the Lichette! Whilst on fire!(5vs6+3) YOU UTILIZE THE SPIRIT OF THE BESERKER WARRIOR, AND CHARGE AT LICHETTE LIKE A DRUNKEN NORSE FIGHTER. She simply fires a bolt of energy into you, killing you near instantly.
BOSS TURNS:
PALADINS:
SCP-athon time.(5+3vs5+3) WHILE LICHETTE IS ALONE IN THE ROOM, YOU OPEN UP A FEED TO SCP-895. She begins to laugh, interrupting her removal of various tubes and devices. She then calls out to you.Links to come later.
>Link Hospital feed to SCP-895 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895), within 5 meters.
I love how they are physically defending her while I am hacking into the hospital.
EDIT:
>Modify Mecha-Hitler, and purge it of any malicious viruses, or, possibly surreptitious programming included by GreatWyrm.
>THEN HAVE HIM ASSUALT HOSPITAL LEADING MASSIVE ARMY OF UNDEAD WWII ZOMBIES RIDING FLAME BREATHING VELOCI-SPIDERS. ALSO THERE SHOULD BE GIANT-BADGER/CAPYBARA HYBRIDS THAT VOMIT MAGMA WITH ADAMANTINE CLAWS, SILVER FISTS, AND STEEL BONES LEADING AS HEAVY WEAPONS, AND ALSO NUCLEAR CROCODILE-SNAKES TUNNELING UNDERNEATH. THROW IN OBAMA THE BARABRIAN LEADING A ARMY OFHEAVILY ARMED POLITICIANS.
"Got any other kids shows for me?"
(6+3) MECHA-HITLER HAD AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SET OF RULES FROM WHAT GWG TOLD YOU!
Spoiler: Actual Program (click to show/hide)
DRUNKS:
>EMERGE FROM CLOSET (REMAINING HETERO. SORRY GUYS)(5+3) WELL, THE HOSPITAL IS BEING ATTACKED BY HITLER, SO YOU DECIDE TO STOP THAT. BEHIND YOU, THE LEGIONS OF RUSSIA, AMERICA, FRANCE AND BRITAIN SWELL. YOU LEAD THEM IN A MASSIVE CHARGE AGAINST THE FORCES OF MISKO!
>CHAT TO PASSING PATIENTS, MAKE HILARIOUS YET IN-POOR-TASTE HOSPITAL JOKES TO THEM
>TRY TO ENSURE NO BADNESS IS GOIN' DOWN
ROMANTICS:
Lichette steps from the hospital, and shudders. Her eyes shift shift into a cloudy gray, and she begins speaking once again.
"Yjr pmr jr vp,rd. Oh god..."
She (1+3) creates a portable shielding device.
Sinatra:
The girl walked over to Sinatras side, and began prodding his shoulder.
"Hey. Hey Mister."
He didn't respond.
"Hey, mister. Pay attention to me..."
"... What?"
She broke into a huge smile.
"What's your name? Mine's Dorothy, but you can call me Dory. You have to tell me yours now."
Frank sighed. How had such a small girl known the strengthy vows founded upon magic eternal.
"Frank."
COMMENTARY:
THERE WAS NO UPDATE YESTERDAY. EVIL LORD SAD :'(Did I hallucinate me making it?
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 05:22:53 pm
Respawn as Merlin. Do it right this time.
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 05:26:49 pm
Do you have a thing where you do not post until I demand It?
>Need more time to think about Action, for now, mentally torture Greatwyrm fo his insolence.
>Toss Sandwich of SCP-447 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447) at lichette.
>Annhilate opposing army. Using the methods detailed in link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfPfLZ3gk24&feature=my_watch_later_videos&list=WL62E7D29AE42C42DE)
>Launch 25-Megaton Nuclear Missile at Sinatra's current Locale.
>Demand the Drunks be recertified. They're just supporting the Fucking Lich, but with Bonuses. Bullshit. I demand that non-neutrals be punished for taking the rewards of such, or that they actually do something neutral for once.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 05:29:16 pm
NOT LITERALLY SCREWING, OF COURSE.
IF THERE IS TIME, MAKE, TEST, AND DELIVER TRANSMOGRIFIER.
Since Spinal_Taper says being a mecha-dragon far from the lichette doesn't help, reactivate personality cores and reboot.
Post by: Vorthon on October 15, 2012, 07:24:28 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 15, 2012, 07:27:16 pm
Post by: Dirg on October 15, 2012, 07:46:08 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 07:51:32 pm
GET GOLEM TO CONTINUE PROTECTING LICHETTE WHILE I SUMMOM AN ARMY OF FLYING SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEAD TO COMBAT MISKO.FOOL. EVERYONE KNOW CAPYBARAS BEAT SHARKS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 07:54:02 pm
I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experiencePost an action. I'll give you a portal gun or something if you help me.
I'm a gold mechadragon controlling Aperture Science, by the way.
Post by: Vorthon on October 15, 2012, 08:00:24 pm
I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experience
Well, have you read up the whole thread? It's definitely worth the read if you haven't. Also: OOC thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=117329.0). Try to keep OOC banter there.
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 08:05:05 pm
I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experience.Join Our side to kill the Evil! THE EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:06:36 pm
Join my side to kill ALL the evil!I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experience.Join Our side to kill the Evil! THE EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Post by: Vorthon on October 15, 2012, 08:07:35 pm
I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experience.Join Our side to kill the Evil! THE EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
...Yes, because FASCIST ORDER-OBSESSED DEMON LORD just screams 'good'.[/sarcasm]
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 15, 2012, 08:09:53 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 15, 2012, 08:22:29 pm
And the army of deranged cats says he is a good idea?I would like to be part of this game and I do have roleplaying experience.Join Our side to kill the Evil! THE EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
...Yes, because FASCIST ORDER-OBSESSED DEMON LORD just screams 'good'.[/sarcasm]
Post by: Vorthon on October 15, 2012, 08:23:21 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:27:31 pm
The worst I've done is thrown the fire orb at the boss and try to recruit a chaotic evil guy to my side. You? Not so much.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 08:43:31 pm
And, he could just read the thread.
The worst I've done is thrown the fire orb at the boss and try to recruit a chaotic evil guy to my side. You? Not so much.
The most evil thing Misko did is rant.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:54:13 pm
Rant about what, exactly? Defeating all the evil things, like I did? No, a new era, where the whole universe is under hisAnd, he could just read the thread.
The worst I've done is thrown the fire orb at the boss and try to recruit a chaotic evil guy to my side. You? Not so much.
The most evil thing Misko did is rant.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 08:55:09 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 15, 2012, 08:56:25 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 08:58:03 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 08:59:23 pm
Why are you attacking the only guy who is both against the lich and interested in keeping the universe un-destroyed and un-conquered?
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 09:08:51 pm
I need to give you the portal gun first. And make it.
Why are you attacking the only guy who is both against the lich and interested in keeping the universe un-destroyed and un-conquered?
Because you've got this serious 'Backstabbing' vibe going on. And this is coming from the guy that blatantly says, "I should backstab you." Every so often.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 09:16:04 pm
I was trying to make sure the lichette and Dirj could be forever united away from those who wanted to end their love, and I didn't claim to be a romantic. Nor have I ever claimed to be on Xantalos's side--far from it!I need to give you the portal gun first. And make it.
Why are you attacking the only guy who is both against the lich and interested in keeping the universe un-destroyed and un-conquered?
Because you've got this serious 'Backstabbing' vibe going on. And this is coming from the guy that blatantly says, "I should backstab you." Every so often.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 09:25:47 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 09:29:44 pm
Oh, I meant for the people you're trying to recruit. And part of the reason I'm so opposed to you is you haven't attempted to bribe me even once, and it's a little insulting. :PSorry. If you don't actively threaten me and already know me, I just assume you'll pick up on general offers or something. What do you want and what will you give in return? At least a promise of non-violence.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 09:32:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 09:35:47 pm
Well, I'd like you to kill the Lichette. I'd promise not to harm you then.Well, I can't make it a top priority. misko is trying to kill me and my influence is limited to Aperture Science. How's this for a deal: Help get misko off my back, and I'll make some enchanted drones to kill the lichette.
Post by: Hanslanda on October 15, 2012, 09:57:30 pm
Post by: Corai on October 15, 2012, 10:46:42 pm
OR UNDEAD ARMY OF ALLIES. NOT SURE WHICH KIND OF ZOMBIES.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 15, 2012, 10:55:12 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 12:03:50 am
Are We Cool Yet?
Post by: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 01:22:47 am
>HAVE GREENSTAR'S GOONS AS BACKUP DANCERS
Post by: da_nang on October 16, 2012, 01:41:44 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 16, 2012, 08:54:49 am
TRY TO BOARD THE WMD MOTORBIKE IN AN AWESOME MANNER ONCE MORE
Post by: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 08:59:02 am
INITIATE RANTOFF ROUTINEI don't understand this sentence, At all. You've confused a demon lord, good job.
TARGET: MISKO
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 16, 2012, 09:08:12 am
INITIATE RANTOFF ROUTINEI don't understand this sentence, At all. You've confused a demon lord, good job.
TARGET: MISKO
Then my action's an autosuccess, having managed to pull it off OOCly. Too easy, gotta change it now...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 16, 2012, 10:31:00 am
>CHALLENGE HITLER TO DANCE-OFF, INCORPORATING TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM VARIOUS COUNTRIES OPPRESSED BY NAZI GERMANY (CEPT FOR FRANCE) WITH MY USUAL DISCO, CAUSING HITLER'S HEAD TO EXPLODE
>HAVE GREENSTAR'S GOONS AS BACKUP DANCERS
THEY SHALL DO THIS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nds1T7U9FqY
Post by: miauw62 on October 16, 2012, 11:39:43 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 16, 2012, 02:09:34 pm
...I'M ASSUMING I DID THE CHEDTBURSTER THING, SO...UNMAKE DIRG, I GUESS?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 16, 2012, 05:45:03 pm
Excellent, exactly as I planned.(1) YOU RESPAWN AS PRE-UTERAL MERLIN. ESSENTAILLY, YOU'RE TWO CELLS ON THE GROUND, SLOWLY DRYING UP.
Respawn as Merlin. Do it right this time.
Prevent the potential destruction of reality by turning WHITE HOT PLASMA bubble guns on LordSlowpoke and firing them.(2) YOU TURN THE WHITE HOT PLASMA GUNS ONTO LORDSLOWPOKE MODE, AND FIRE THEM. IT FIRES SLOWPOKE CO REGISTERED MERCHANDISE.
GET GOLEM TO CONTINUE PROTECTING LICHETTE WHILE I SUMMOM AN ARMY OF FLYING SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEAD TO COMBAT MISKO.(6+2) THE GOLEM LEAPS ONTO LICHETTES SHOULDER, AND LICHETTE GIVES IT A PAT ON THE HEAD. (3+2) THEN, YOU OPEN A PORTAL TO AUSTIN POWERS, LETTING A TIDE OF FLYING LASER SHARKS IN.
MECHA-DRAGON. CPU, NOT BRAIN. ALSO, THE NEW GLaDos.(3) YOU REACTIVATE THE CORES, BUT THEY'RE NONFUNCTIONAL... EXCEPT FOR SPACE CORE.MAKE TRANSMOGRIFIER. TEST TRANSMOGRIFIEER ON USELESS TEST SUBJECT. NOT CHELL. IF IT WORKS, GIVE TO GREENSTARFANATIC AND WARN HIM NOT TO USE IT WHILE PREGNANT. Where did those come from? Well, misko's after me, so LOCK DOORS WHILE MISKO IS SCREWING WITH LICHETTE.
NOT LITERALLY SCREWING, OF COURSE.
IF THERE IS TIME, MAKE, TEST, AND DELIVER TRANSMOGRIFIER.
Since Spinal_Taper says being a mecha-dragon far from the lichette doesn't help, reactivate personality cores and reboot.
GO GET BADASS POLISH RESISTANCE FIGHTERS. LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE AGAINST MEGAHITLER AND HIS UNDEAD ARMY OF NAZIS.(1) YOU WALK INTO POLAND, AND START TELLING PEOPLE TO FOLLOW YOU, OTHERWISE THEY WILL ALL BE DESTROYED. DOESN'T WORK AS WELL AS YOU MIGHT THINK.
OR UNDEAD ARMY OF ALLIES. NOT SURE WHICH KIND OF ZOMBIES.
>POSSESS ONE OF THE MEDICS AT THE HOSPITAL. DISCRETELY.(1) YOUR SPECTRAL FORM RUSHES AT ONE OF THE MEDICS. HE CHANGES THE MEDI-PACK TO "GHOSTBUSTING" MODE, AND CAPTURES YOU!
EAT THE PAVEMENT AND GAIN ITS VARIOUS POWERS IN A MANNER SO SPECTACULAR THAT IT IS CONFUSING AND SPINNING(3) YOU GAIN THE ABILITY OF EASY AND EFFICIENT PATH BUILDING! (1) SADLY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOARDING MOTORCYCLES, AND YOU FALL OFF OF IT AGAIN.
TRY TO BOARD THE WMD MOTORBIKE IN AN AWESOME MANNER ONCE MORE
EAT PAVEMENT, BECOME TIGER-HEADED PAVEMENT GOLEM.(5) YOU ARE A MASSIVE MONSTROSITY OF A GOLEM, WITH THE FACE OF A TIGER SCULPTED INTO STONE.
I'M BACK BABY!UH... NO TURN MEANS THAT... UHH... (Roll for GM decisions: 5) YOU REAPPEAR AS YOU NORMALLY DO, THAT IS, PERFOMING MINDLESSLY VIOLENT ACTS. (1+3vs1+3) THEN, YOU SEE DIRG. YOUR FURY CONSUMES YOU, AND YOU RUSH HIM! YOU BRING YOUR ARM AROUND, ISSUEING A SLAP TO HIM. WHAT? HE COUNTERED, WITH A MIGHTY SLAP OF HIS OWN! THE CAT FIGHT BEGINS...
...I'M ASSUMING I DID THE CHEDTBURSTER THING, SO...UNMAKE DIRG, I GUESS?
COMMENTARY
Forgot Xantalos... Whoops.
BOSS TURN:
ROMANTICS:
(4+3) Lichette continues weaving magical threads, and the shield becomes thicker and more vivid as she pours more magic into it.
DRUNK:
>CHALLENGE HITLER TO DANCE-OFF, INCORPORATING TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM VARIOUS COUNTRIES OPPRESSED BY NAZI GERMANY (CEPT FOR FRANCE) WITH MY USUAL DISCO, CAUSING HITLER'S HEAD TO EXPLODE(5+2vs2) YOU WRANGLE (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/c/ca/RED_Wrangler.png/250px-RED_Wrangler.png) UP THE ENGINEERS, AND LEAD THEM IN A DANCE OFF AGAINST ROBO-HITLER. HIS FUNK IS INSUFFICIENT, AND YOU BLOW HIS MIND UTILIZING ADVANCED DANCE TECHNIQUES.
>HAVE GREENSTAR'S GOONS AS BACKUP DANCERS
PALADIN:
YES THERE ARE ALWAYS MORE KID SHOWS. NOW THOUGH I AM SERIOUS. TIME FOR SCP-447.I have a thing where I post daily once I get home, unless I get distracted.
Do you have a thing where you do not post until I demand It?
>Need more time to think about Action, for now, mentally torture Greatwyrm fo his insolence.
>Toss Sandwich of SCP-447 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447) at lichette.
>Annhilate opposing army. Using the methods detailed in link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfPfLZ3gk24&feature=my_watch_later_videos&list=WL62E7D29AE42C42DE)
>Launch 25-Megaton Nuclear Missile at Sinatra's current Locale.
>Demand the Drunks be recertified. They're just supporting the Fucking Lich, but with Bonuses. Bullshit. I demand that non-neutrals be punished for taking the rewards of such, or that they actually do something neutral for once.
(1+3vs3) YOU FIRE A PSIONIC WAVE AT GREATWYRMS DYING BRAIN. IT JIGGLES A LITTLE, AND APERTURE ITCHES A LITTLE. (1+3 vs2+3) YOU THROW A SANDWICH OF SCP-447, AND IT COLLIDES DIRECTLY WITH HER ARM, SMEARING THE GOO ONTO HER. SHE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY, THEN CALMS DOWN AND LOOKS AROUND CONFUSED. (2+3vs3+3) IN THE WAKE OF ROBO-HITLER BEING OUT-FUNKED, YOU LEAD THE NAZI ARMY AGAINST YOINKS ARMY OF THE ALLIES. PEOPLE START DYING, BUT A FEW MORE BIGOTED FACISTS DIE MORE THAN BRAINLESS PATRIOTS. (2+3vs???) YOU FIRE A NUCLEAR WEAPON AT SINATRA, BUT THE MISSLE COMBUSTS MID-ARC! IT MUST HAVE HIT PLOT ARMOR!
I can't decide what the Drunks do. I gave them power, and they decide how to use it.
Sinatra:
Sinatra sighed heavily, and lay down, staring into the sky. He rubbed his brow in thought and closed his eyes, trying to concentrate. Dorothy sat down, and drummed on her knees impatiently. Sinatra opens his eyes.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm bored, let's go somewhere."
"Why?"
"Because... I'm bored."
"Why don't you go somewhere by yourself? The only violence around here circles around those two armies, and no one needs to eat here."
"Because... You should go with?"
She walked up to him, grabbed his arm, and tried to pull him up.
"C'mon, let's go!"
"..."
"Why're you so heavy!"
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: Corai on October 16, 2012, 05:48:31 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 16, 2012, 05:49:57 pm
KEEP DANCING. AND SHOOTING. HAVE EVERY SINGLE GUY OF MINE SHOOT WHILE DANCING
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 16, 2012, 05:51:26 pm
...You forgot my action, Spinal.Can you bold your actions? It makes them much easier for me to see.
KEEP DANCING. AND SHOOTING. HAVE EVERY SINGLE GUY OF MINE SHOOT WHILE DANCING
Post by: Vorthon on October 16, 2012, 05:57:41 pm
... I just realized something. I never shifted out of 'distinguished British gentleman' form. I'm a distinguished British gentleman, on a world-destroying motorcycle, trying to fire plasma guns at those who would try to steal the bike. Badass.
Post by: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 06:00:48 pm
>GO TO NEAREST PUB
>ACQUIRE BEER
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 16, 2012, 06:12:14 pm
BE ANNOYED AT SPACE CORE.
WONDER WHY IT WAS INSTALLED.
Post by: Dirg on October 16, 2012, 06:35:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 06:39:55 pm
SUPER PLAN TIME GO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!AHAHAH!AH!HA!HA!H!H
VERY SIMPLE FOUR PART PLAN.
>SUMMON DOMA PAVLOVA, OF PAVLOV'S HOUSE, AND VASSILY ZAYTSEV, THE RUSSIAN SUPER SNIPER, BOTH OF STALNGRAD, TO OWN FOES AND GRIND BATTLE TO HALT
> DECLARE CEASE-FIRE
>START PEACE TALKS IN BUNKER, BRING LAWYER, SUITCASE. INSTALL GUARDS AT FRONT. HAVE EVERYONE BE PATTED DOWN FOR POSSIBLE WEAPONS UPON ENTRANCE.
>LAUGH IN FACE OF CONFUSED, WELL EVERYONE
Current List of demands, Open to negotiation. Green means resolved. Red means Currently argued or contentious. Line through means I have redacted my request. Obviously, as this is first round, I'm starting High.
- Lichette gives up all power.
- I be given free rein to establish universe-spanning empire
- Sinatra die. Or fail, or lose, or whatever. Just not win or complete current plot-line
- Ability to viciously torture certain individuals who betrayed me during war.
- Coupon to Subway Restauraunt.
- Complete cessetion of Hostilities.
- Dorothy, Sinatra's, whatever, is to be sent to Kansas, where she belongs.
- Total Dominion over Human race.
- Better Suitcase.
- Vorthon's soul.
- The Drunken Fools lose thier license. I mean really, they are just romantics with a different name, and bonuses. They do whatever the Lichette tells them. They no DESERVE power. Fake groups make fairness puppy sad.
Post by: Corai on October 16, 2012, 06:42:29 pm
HE IS NOT TO HAVE COMPLETE POWER OVER THE UNIVERSE. OTHERWISE I HAVE NO OBJECTIONS.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 16, 2012, 06:44:09 pm
I take the portal gun, then backstab Gwg with a machete(I am a mix of Neal caffrey, Michael Weston, tf2 spy, and machete)(4) YOU WALK OVER TO APERTURE, AND ARE A TOTAL MARY SUE, THEN SMASH SOME MACHINERY WITH A MACHETE UNTIL THE CORE OF THE LAB IS EXPOSED. YOU SMASH IT WITH YOUR MACHETE, AND IT BREAKS. NOW, ONLY SPACE CORE REMAINS!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 16, 2012, 07:40:52 pm
REBUILD CORES. STUPID ZOMBIE KILLER...
Oh, and remember, I'm the head moderate.
Post by: Dirg on October 16, 2012, 09:09:16 pm
Post by: Hanslanda on October 16, 2012, 09:14:50 pm
Grow up into full size normal superwizard Merlin, in a matter of seconds.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 16, 2012, 09:15:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 16, 2012, 09:17:51 pm
I seem to recall that Merlin ages backwards...OOC
Post by: Yoink on October 16, 2012, 09:19:28 pm
>DRINK FANCY COCKTAILS AS WELL AS BEER
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 16, 2012, 09:20:04 pm
Welp, send my Scouts to annoy the Robo-Hitler machine with their Stun-Balls and Bonk! Atomic Punch. Then, have my Medics keep Lichette healed while having everyone else besides the Engies, who are packing up and moving their shit, to help Yoink in his battle. I, on the other hand, shall run back into the hospital.By the way, Spinal, THIS was my turn. Sorry I didn't bold it, I must have forgotten.
Post by: mcclay on October 16, 2012, 09:52:54 pm
The overdiety has awoken The Time of Ending Has Arrived. Charge! for The Empire Of The Sun! For a thousand years of glory.
Post by: Xantalos on October 16, 2012, 10:16:22 pm
UNMAKE GREATWYRM AND GAIN HIS POWER
Post by: zombie killer on October 16, 2012, 10:16:34 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 17, 2012, 01:05:33 am
>OVERLOAD MEDI-PACK IN A BLAZE OF NUCLEAR FIRE
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 17, 2012, 04:59:53 am
AND DO IT AGAIN
Post by: miauw62 on October 17, 2012, 10:51:27 am
MEANWHILE, ASK YOINK IF HE COULD BRING ME SOME BEER TOO.
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 11:21:14 am
START SMASHING NAZI SOLDIERS AND TANKS.A friendly reminder to Paladins. Drunken fools are not part of the cease-fire, and may be killed with impunity.
MEANWHILE, ASK YOINK IF HE COULD BRING ME SOME BEER TOO.
Post by: miauw62 on October 17, 2012, 11:27:11 am
Remember, i'm made out of pavement.START SMASHING NAZI SOLDIERS AND TANKS.A friendly reminder to Paladins. Drunken fools are not part of the cease-fire, and may be killed with impunity.
MEANWHILE, ASK YOINK IF HE COULD BRING ME SOME BEER TOO.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 17, 2012, 12:12:04 pm
Post by: miauw62 on October 17, 2012, 12:28:06 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 17, 2012, 03:30:13 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 17, 2012, 06:05:10 pm
ASSIST GREATWYRMGOLD IN WHATEVER HIS ACTION IS.(6) YOU GO FORTH, TO ASSIST GREATWYRM. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU DECIDE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PROPRELY GRANT HIM ENOUGH STRENGTH IS VIA RITUAL SUICIDE. YOU DESTOY YOURSELF, AND POUR YOUR STRENGTH INTO GREATWYRM. AT YOUR DEATH, HE FILLS A CERTAIN POWER FILL HIM AND HE FEELS HIMSELF BECOME A FACTION LEADER.
...You forgot my action, Spinal.(1) YOU START DANCING, THRUSTING AND SPINNING. YOUR MINIONS ARE SO VERY DISSAPOINTED THEY GUN YOU DOWN AS A SHOW OF THEIR PITY.
KEEP DANCING. AND SHOOTING. HAVE EVERY SINGLE GUY OF MINE SHOOT WHILE DANCING
TRY TO FIRE THE PLASMA GUNS AGAIN!(2) YOU FIRE YOUR WEAPONS AGAIN, AND IT LEAKS PLASMA ONTO THE GOUND!
... I just realized something. I never shifted out of 'distinguished British gentleman' form. I'm a distinguished British gentleman, on a world-destroying motorcycle, trying to fire plasma guns at those who would try to steal the bike. Badass.
CONTINUE SLAP FIGHT WITH XANTALOS WHILE HISSING MENACINGLY. LASER SHARKS SHALL BUILD ROBOTIC DUCK TANKS WHILE GOLEM DIAGNOSES LICHETTE.(3+2vs3+2) THE SISSY SLAP-FESTE OF THE MILLENIUM CONTINUES BUT NO ONE GAINS AN EDGE. (3+2) THE LASER SHARKS GET TO WORK, CONSTRUCTING TANKS SHAPED LIKE DUCKS, AND ARE ROBOTIC. THEY'RE... INTERESTING. (2+2) "She seems fine to me now."
Pre-uteral Merlin. Seriously, why is the universe denying me the awesome of becoming Merlin?(3) YOU GROW INTO MIDGET APPRENTICE MERLIN. REMEMBER FANTASIA, WITH MICKEY? THAT'S YOU WITH MOUSE EARS.
Grow up into full size normal superwizard Merlin, in a matter of seconds.
The time has come, teleport out of here and into The Celestial Court of The Sun. Reclaim my postion as Overdiety of the Sun and lead my Army of Syn Gods and angels agianst Sintantra.(6vs???)YOU RUSH SINATRA, SPRINTING ACROSS TIME ITSELF, BUT SMASH INTO THE PLOT ARMOR! GODDAMN IT! MAYBE IF ENOUGH PEOPLE BANDED TOGETHER...
The overdiety has awoken The Time of Ending Has Arrived. Charge! for The Empire Of The Sun! For a thousand years of glory.
Screw it.(5+2vs6+3)YOU ASSAULT GREATWYRM, BUT HE UNLEASHES HIS TRUE STRENGTH AND CAPTURES YOU FOR FUTURE SCIENCE.
UNMAKE GREATWYRM AND GAIN HIS POWER
plug 42 viruses into Gwg with Usb cables that let me do it off of 1 port(5+3vs6) YOUR MIGHT IS NAUGHT COMPARED TO THAT OF WYRM! HE CAPTURES YOU, AND THROWS YOU IN WITH HANSLANDA!
"THE VOID WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!"(3) YOU OVERLOAD HIS MEDIPACK! HE FLIPS THE UBERSWITCH, AND ALL GOES BACK TO NORMAL.
>OVERLOAD MEDI-PACK IN A BLAZE OF NUCLEAR FIRE
"Ha! Silly Ghost."
REINFORCE PLOT ARMOR(3) PLOT ARMOR ENGAGED! IT GIVES YOU THAT OF A MINOR CHARACTER WHO IS BLACK... WAIT, THAT'S NOT GOOD! (3) YOU LAND ON THE MOTORBIKE! IT'S WHEEL GUARD! BACKWARDS!
AND DO IT AGAIN
START SMASHING NAZI SOLDIERS AND TANKS.(4) YOU TAKE OVER FOR YOINK, AND START ASSAULTING THE NAZIS! YOINK IS STILL AT THE BAR...
MEANWHILE, ASK YOINK IF HE COULD BRING ME SOME BEER TOO.
SINATRA:
"Becuase I'm a grown up."
"..."
She continues pulling on Sinatra, but he doesn't budge. She grabs his hand, and starts pulling on it.
"GETUPGETUPGETUPGETUPGETUPGETUPGETUP."
"Fine."
Sinatra stands, and Dory smiles. She starts pulling him away from the broken chapel, but for nowhere in particular.
"Where are we headed towards, kid?"
"ADVENTURE, THAT'S WHERE."
"Why not the hospital? You might be hurt."
"You do care!"
"..."
They change their route for the hospital, but a series of hills and a mass of plain are in the way... Maybe two or three turns worth.
BOSSES:
MODERATES:
FINISH REBOOT.
BE ANNOYED AT SPACE CORE.
WONDER WHY IT WAS INSTALLED.
...Why did I speak up?(6+3) THE DEATH OF CORAI, AND YOUR AWAKENING INTO A FACTION LEADER COMBINE INTO A SINGLE STRENGTH, ALLOWING YOU TO NOT ACT STUPIDLY. YOU FINISH REBOOTING, AND SCOLD THE SPACE CORE... HE JUST WANTS TO BE IN SPACE THOUGH, AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN GET FROM HIM.
REBUILD CORES. STUPID ZOMBIE KILLER...
Oh, and remember, I'm the head moderate.
TERRIBLE TURN FOR BOSS. FORTUNATELY, ROMANTICS WERE TOO BUSY DANCING.Lichette elected to send one of the Scouts, who carries a radio so his obnoxiousness doesn't influence the discussion. Lichettes voice rings clear from the radio
SUPER PLAN TIME GO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!AHAHAH!AH!HA!HA!H!H
VERY SIMPLE FOUR PART PLAN.
>SUMMON DOMA PAVLOVA, OF PAVLOV'S HOUSE, AND VASSILY ZAYTSEV, THE RUSSIAN SUPER SNIPER, BOTH OF STALNGRAD, TO OWN FOES AND GRIND BATTLE TO HALT
> DECLARE CEASE-FIRE
>START PEACE TALKS IN BUNKER, BRING LAWYER, SUITCASE. INSTALL GUARDS AT FRONT. HAVE EVERYONE BE PATTED DOWN FOR POSSIBLE WEAPONS UPON ENTRANCE.
>LAUGH IN FACE OF CONFUSED, WELL EVERYONE
Current List of demands, Open to negotiation. Green means resolved. Red means Currently argued or contentious. Line through means I have redacted my request. Obviously, as this is first round, I'm starting High.
- Lichette gives up all power.
- I be given free rein to establish universe-spanning empire
- Sinatra die. Or fail, or lose, or whatever. Just not win or complete current plot-line
- Ability to viciously torture certain individuals who betrayed me during war.
- Coupon to Subway Restauraunt.
- Complete cessetion of Hostilities.
- Dorothy, Sinatra's, whatever, is to be sent to Kansas, where she belongs.
- Total Dominion over Human race.
- Better Suitcase.
- Vorthon's soul.
- The Drunken Fools lose thier license. I mean really, they are just romantics with a different name, and bonuses. They do whatever the Lichette tells them. They no DESERVE power. Fake groups make fairness puppy sad.
"What are your terms?"
Drunks:
"MAN, OUT-DANCING ROBOTIC NAZIS IS THIRSTY WORK"(4+3) DAMN, THAT'S A GOOD BEER.
>GO TO NEAREST PUB
>ACQUIRE BEER
Romantic:
(1+3) Lichette bites her tongue as she pulls out a tube a bit harshly, then begins walking towards the hospitals enterance, singing and spell-weaving as she goes. A rune starts to form around her.
NPCS:
The clashing armies continue their fight, and the Nazis suffer a massive rout!
Nazis: 900,000
Allies: 1,000,000
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: Xantalos on October 17, 2012, 06:09:58 pm
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N̯̔͊̌́̉ȯ̮̥͖̣͙̓͆͋̉ͮ͑.͎̰͎͇͉̒͌ ̨̖̤͕̠̲̞̈̽̓̍̚Ḭ̬̺̤̮͎͊ͬ̈͐͒ͮ ͉͖̩̹ͅh̩͓͗̔̏̀̄ͣ͆ǎ͕̤͔̀ṽ̝̳̲ͤͭ͋e̲̟̭ ̶̠̻͈̠̰̄̅ͭͬ̋͛w̛̹̻̒ä̰́ͤ̽͊̄͗̾iͩ̐̋͛̋t̝̓ͮͧe̲̪̮͌ͮ̐̉͋̀̚d̻̞͍̑͐ ̢͈̪̦͗͂̈́ͧ̿ṯ͚͖̥̮͠o̪͉͇̳͈̩͋̑͆͘o̪ͮ̎̔̑̎̌ ͕͇̤͊͋ͬͫ͛͊l̼̭͓͓o͙̬ͬͣͬ͠ͅn̩̞͕̟͙̫̿͆͒͐͛g̵̲̮̠̲͔̬ͨ̇ͦͭ̓ ̙̤͍͈̝̖ͥ̈́ͨf͕̪͔̱̠͎͂͂̇̅͝o̲̤̿͝r̺̱̦̟͇̍̔ͩͯͧ ̰̻͖̦͙͙ͮt̩͚̣̔ͨͧ̅h̭̪͉͖̜̘̿̾ͥͧ̔̒̚ĩ̙͇ͩş̘ͥ̏̌ ̵̪̼͐ͩͧ̓ṭ̗̰̀̂̾o̪͎͉̬̿̀͂͠ ̣̥ͪ̓̉͡c̴͚̺͙ͤ͑̌͗ͦ̄̉o͒ͦ͒́m̩̟ͧ͒̂̏̄̐e̱̮̯̒̎ͧͦ̂͊ͣ ̷͇̠͈̹̩ȁ̭̞͖͕b̳̳ͨ̀o̪̾ͤ̔͜u̥t͔͉̰̫͒̒ͅ ͍͍̟̟̞̎ͪ̚p̷̥̱͉̰e͕̞̙ͦȧ̶̟̰̯͖c̻̃͂̆ȅ̩̺̼͖̬̤̹ͪͬ͒ͯ́f̢̩͕̭̥̺̣͓̔͋ͥͪ̑ͨu̩̹͂l̗̤̈́̄l̪̘̬̭ͤy͉̜͇͐̏̅̒̌͆̊͘,͖̮͇̘͉ͣ̊̓̍͆̍ ̞̦̭͎̙͜b̗̖̮̓͛̄ͧ̑ͫ͂ư̈̾̓̈́t͇̲͔̹͚͂̄ ̀͆́̚̚N̩͙̏Ö̳̥̱̫́̍͢ ̺̝͎̮͉ͭ̈́͆ͣ̑ͧ̏̕M͇͚̘͓̏̒́Ȯ̭͈̯͍͑ͬ̌͑ͅR̜̞͚̹ͧE̶̮̙̩͖̼̲͑ͮͪͮ!̂͆͗͏̬̱͉̝̖͈͓ ̦̣̣̝Mͨĭ̳̠ͪͨ͠s̽͏̗k̛͙̪̖ͩ̉͋̌̀͑ͅo̡̳̦͖̱̠̺ ̵͉̰̗͙̪ͪ̓͋͂̂̚ͅͅa̦͔̩̼̹͖͂͆ͣ͌̆̂ͅnͧ͌̐͋̏ͮ͋͏̮̥ḑ̯̪͙ͫ͌͑ͦ ̧̜ͣͮͤ͑ͧ͆h̦̩ͩ̉͂i̶̤͎͛ͦ́̇s̛̫̖̬͚̝͒ͩ ̥̘̰͔̱̜̣̌̇͗c҉̭o̹̼͓ͩͥn̸̥̞̪͐̽̾͆͌̑̂s̓̉̈́ͩ̋̊ͤ͏̙e͋̈́ͫͫ̃ͫ͏̻̞̫rͪ̓v̆̒ͮ̌̈́ͭͩȁ̜̞̞ͦţ̲͙͈̭̖̘̦̌i͎̣͈̙̙͖͍̎́ͤv̓́ĕ̵ͧs̞͍̺̝̙̥̲̅̇̃̐ͤ͗ͥ͞,̡͈̘̞̦̾̍͊̏̈̿ ̥̩͍̺̲͒̈̓̌̌l̆i̡̼̤̖ͭͯ̄̔ͪc̯̙͉͕̃̒̃̍͌̈͡ḥ͉͇̄̐e̮̟̺̝̖̽̌ͯ͑͡t̢̠͍̱̼ͮt̪̙̺ͣ̄͌͐̔͋e͈̯̲̜̐ ̢̗ͯa̞̯̰͔ͫ̾ͅn͉̫͙͉͐d̋ͪͤ ͫ̅̀̍͌͘h̪̤͇͊ͭ͡e̦͎̳̩ͬ̌ͮ̊ͦ͢ͅr̰̞̲͇ͣͬ ̭̩̼ͬ͊̍ͥ̈r̥̪̎͞ọ͒̚m̫͝ͅȧ͚̞̈́͗ͮ̀ͨ̇n͏͉͕͓̠̠t͑ͫ̽ͪ̓̀i̦͖̠ͫ̈͒̆͌̀c̶̺̟̥̹͈̦ͯͦ̎̿ͨ̈̓s̟͈͍̹ͣ̍͐͝,̪̪͗͐͊̃̈́̿̚ ̞̣̓ͣ̌̇̇G͍̥̭̫̗̀͞W͖͖͂̔̾̚G͑̔̒͏̜̯,͔͖̹̝̰̹̂͒̽ ̫̫̝͗ͤe̜͓̳͇͚̜v̫̗̳͙͚̹̌͌͞e͈̤̼ͯ̉̈̂̊̂̚r̪̥̦y̢̙̩̩̞̘̅͒̅͛̚o̞n̙͓̫͜ĕ͇̥̻̖̅ͩ͐́͋ ͩ҉eͨ̉͆̋̉l͙̹̯̬̘̭ͬ͒͑s̮̦̟ͧ̒̾̄͘e̘͓͍̯͕͓ͅ.̣̣̠̣̭̐̽̑ͨͯ̌.̴̔̊.͕͋̏̕I̶̺̰͉͗ ͎̞̜͕̼͔̀̑̏ͪs̈́̏̎̃ͨ͜h̺̼̠̗̳̟̬͜ỏ̞̞͑̎̉u̹̇ͣͨͩ͊͌̋l̙̋ͥ̉̿d̗̳̣ͪͨͫ͑ͦͭ̚ h̰̩̲̞͙a̼͇̘̗ͩ̋͊̋́ͨ̿v̸͍̲̱͓͈̔ͥ̑ͤͧͅe͖͓̳̺̭̯̠ͮ̎͋ͦ̂ ̵̟̫̩̞ͮ͒̈ŗ̲̣͕̲̫̯̣̌ͥè̵̯̲͓̬̂͂ͧ̒a̾͐͗͂͒́҉̥̝l̵ͨ͑i̤̗̥͊̉ͅz̧͍̥̮̒ͫ͌͊̓e͊ͪͪ̓̔ͤ̅҉̥͉̦d̳̓ͩ͌ͭ̄̊̓͜ ̴͕̭͖̣̗͓̿͆̎ṫ̨̬̜͓̮̟́̾h͗͜ḭ̼͉ͪ̄ͦ̓̚͡s ̧̰̗̜̾ͮ̈́ͩ̓ṣ̢̤̘͚̞̲ͬ͊̃̈́͋ͤ̓o͖̰̽͟o̝̣͕̟̥̣̭͞n̖͔͖̳̪̬e̜̠͇̯͋ͯ͋ṙ͓̪̋.̠̞̻̄̽ ͙̞̗̣͙̲̱͂̔̓͐͑ͣ̀Ť̥͉͇̳̃͊̎h̵̦̬͍̪ͮ͑̀ͥ̔ͧͅeͥͭ͋ͫ͗̒͏̠͎̠̩̙ẙ̛̂̑ͬ͋͂͆ ̜͙̾͞ͅͅå̡ȓ̵̪̺̟̺̏ͣ̉̑͋e̝̳̳̮̳ͭ̄ͫ̓̿̑̑ ͍͈̗̻̫̱̍̓͂ͧ́͂̈a̯̞̝̅͛̀͂̿͒̇̕ͅͅl͖̭͎͎͉̜̲̅ͬ͆̒͝l̦̩͇͇͇ͬ̔̃̈́͑̒́ ̬͓̠̫̬̮͑̆̉̓ͭͣ̀e̤̐̀̋̚͞x͇̤͎͗̉̽͛͌̅ḭ̤͈̳͇̰̋ͧ͗̈́s͘t̟̝̺̙ͣ̊ͤ͆̎͛i͙͙̻͙̳ͬͫ̌ͫ̇n̶͍̳̜̻̣͉̏͌͊̃ͬg̤̠̺̓̓̍ͮ͢.̙̜͚ͭ͆ͬ̎̓̌ͨ ̝̹̜ͯ̈́ͤͭ͆M̻̪̘̓̔ͬ̍ͫ̋y̫̠͚̞͓ͬ͆͊̊ ̟̐m̈́̎͗̎̎̾̓͏̹̗͈i̟͔̯̳̪̥͐͐s̘͚͈̮̖̠͖̍ͥ̚s̟̪̥ͥ̊̾ͪ͑̚į̝̿́͂ͦ͐ͤo̗̜͈̺͊̌̾̎͋n̦̟̱̽̔̆͋̾ ̯̩͕̥̺i̢͕̲ͮs̮̲͔̱ ̨͌̎̅͗̚t̜͈͚̦̥͇͐̔͢o̯̍ͤ́ ̲̪̪̞͕̯ͫͤ̀̑ͧ͗͡b̵̺r̓͌ͮ̑ͤi̺̬̬͕̗ͪnͭ̈́̊ͪͯͩg̞̱͕̉̽̀ ̪̫͇͚̞̣̐ą̙̜̖̬͙ͭ̇͐̃̐ͤͅb̛̜͇͕̰̀̑̾̔͋͛ͩo͇̯̠ͮu̧͚̮̪ͮ͒̂ͅt̘̬̼ͯ̈ͦ̃ ̘̦̙̟̱̠̔͒̆̀ͨẗ̪͖h̸̰̙̄̑ĕ̮̪̙̭̣̈̅̀ ̣̙̘ë̠̦̹̥̟́ͅn̬̯ͮ̽̄͘d̟͚͖͎̝̙̱̔̾ͤ̌̂͑ ͖͍̯̩̫̜̱͂̍̒̒ͥ͗̄o̖̹̭̣͕͖̓ͣ̕f̡̹ͭͣͣͅͅ ̤̃͝ͅṫ̘̰͉͟h̦̗̤̯ͭͥį͙̮ͅs̩̺̥͉̜̯̱̔̓ͩͫ.̧̩̱̠͙͖͕̫̈̾͂̍̿̿ ̫͍̟̗̑́ͩ͐T̳̙̱̳̩̂̆ͤ̏̓h̨̥̬̙̹ͦ́͊e̘̗͉̲̺̲̋́ͧ̚ͅr̓̋̅̏͡e̼̞̘͈͓͎̾̓͂̔̿̏f̖̳̹̉o͔̘̤̖̘̗̣ͭ͘r̩̻̩̝̺e͈͕͍ͪ̒̂̆̂̎,͓͉͕ ̌ͥI̭͈̋̓ͯ͑ͣͭ̄ ̜̝̣̱͖͔̅͂ͩ̚w̶͕͌i̪͙͓̙̭̼̞͞l̴̬̜lͣͪ̍͆̌͏̭̣̤͙̺̠ ̵̼̹̫͓͓̣̋͂̽ͪ̓ͫ̓ͅk̬͕͑͒̋ͬi͓̿̽́l̽͑ͩ͝l͎̗ ̢͉̭̬̬̗̈̇͋ͦ̈́̄̉t͙͔͓̻͈͔̊ͦ̂ͨ̀̍hͫ͆̆̉̐͑̈́e͇̘̜̗̮̻̽́m̦̜̪̻͚̱͓ͦ.̹̲̲͚̳͕̣͛̀̂ͪ̎͟ ̢̮͉̰͈͗̽͗̈̊̓͋Ṫ̶ͪ̌ͥh̦͔͋̃̆͐̈͂͛͡e̼̙̼͔̖̖ͭ͌ͩy̨̯̏̀̓ͣ̈ͫ ̖̞̥̠̖̩̣ͦ͟w̹̭͉͉̲̦̦͗ͩͤ̌͘ï̝̳̠̬̬̖l͙̩͛̓͂̉l̠̹͐ͭ̍̍ ̥͇̥̥̞̠͊̚a̝͕ͯ͘l̗̟̹̪̠ͣͤ͆̿l͇̳͕̩̆ͥ̿ ̇̿̀҉̞d̯̫̗̭̻͉̺͊̇͂̋ͭ̃ỉ͉͜è̞ͥ̇ͨ.̛̳͕̮̋̐̑ͮ̆͆ͅͅ ̞̜͖͂ͣ̄̂ͦ̀A̷̗̟̱͍̬͆̉̈́ͭn̿d̫̗͐ͮ͞ ̼̪ͣ̇̓ͫ͊t̶̹̣̺̗ͫ͐̓̿̉ͅh̩̦̝͉̻͔̦ͨe̝̠̰ͩ͑͗̉̈ͧ̚n͔̮̉͐ ͊̈́̆̈́͑͑͟Ị̦͓̬̝̓ͅ ͔͔ͯͩ̍̽̏s̰̞͓̣̣̲̍̊̑̈ͬͪ̋̕h̜ͤͥ̋̄a̡͇̣̣̭l͚̺͎l̴͔̊ͩ̆̃͒ͥͣ ̫̙͟u̟̜̦̝ṋ̺͇͉̺ͧͭͦm̳͖̳̺͛a̯̗̫̫̤̔̏̑̕k̥̈́͗͌͊ͫ͋̏ë̶̥́ͭ̀ͤ͊̿ ̨̖͉̯͇̇ͤ̐c͕̼̜̭̝͉ͫͧr̢̘̰̝̮̙͎̂͆̀éͤ͒ͮͯͭ͝ā̷̖͖̩̼̐̿͆ͯ̚t̽̂̐̓ͫ҉ḯ̳̞̮ͬ̐͌͡oͥ͒̓ṉ̺̱͛̿ ͙̓̒́̐̿̊̃͟a̜͇͙͕͕͇ͩ̅ͅǹ̮͎̥ͬ͆͡ͅd͙̰͆ͤ̎͂̍ͦ ̴̞͕̦̪̳̜͈̈̂̓ͤ̃̎̒m̧͖̻͍̪͙͒̐̿͌̆͒y̤̍͒ ̦̦̣ͤ̇̈̑̓͝w̙͇̲̘ͩ̋̑ͧo̺͖̖̺͇͍̽̑̇̾ͫ̌r̛̻̞̻͂͂͑͌ͮ̾k̻̫̲̘͖̯͉ͤ̈́̇̽̇͆̚ ͈͔͉̞̙̪̏͗̂̑ͨ͂̚͝s͔̖̰h̲͛͋͆̔̍ͫa̍ͯͪ͛ͧ͛ͯ̕ľ̶̲̠̳͎̿ͪ̈ͭͅl̗͚̉ͭ͐͆͂ ̸͓͙̠̲̳͊ͅb̧͎͚ͮě̦͈̻̒͑̑ͮ ̶̮̣͙͓͕ͨ͋̈́̅d̯̯̤̟͓͐o̗̳̠̟͖̰n͖̰̫̖͙͗̂͗̍̑ͬ̚e̳̝̰̰̭̝͉ͩ.̠͕͌͌ ͕̬͊̓ͦ̉ͯ̀N̘ͣ̌̇ͨͬ̋ơ͚̺̹͈̝̌͐͂̂̽͑ẅ̶̯̗̖̙́ͩ͒̊ ̼͔̝̪̜͈̾̄
D̶̛̜̼̙̝̈́͌̃ͫͥ̑͐ͫ̒̀̔͝I̶̡̳͓̤̟̪͓͉̪̻̞͚̠͍͇̱̜̪ͧ̃̒͗̒́͑͋͛ͦ̍͊E̷̩̭̦̤͖̙̹͉̙̓̾ͥͣ́͞.̲͖͈̖͎̮̰̤̖̂̎̈ͩͦ̃̂͌̑̐̒ͪ͊̕͞
I am no longer part of any other's faction. I am an Omnicidalist, and I will bring about the end of creation and all the miserable piles of life in it.
Kill Corai.
Post by: Vorthon on October 17, 2012, 06:14:59 pm
Post by: TCM on October 17, 2012, 06:16:13 pm
"...The fuck?"
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 17, 2012, 06:17:17 pm
Headbutt LordSlowpoke!THIS PERSON'S HEAD
SWITCH PLACES WITH IT
ALSO, DODGE INCOMING ANVIL
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 06:19:48 pm
Your evil has corrputed this girl Sinatra and she must be destroyed. I am sorry for what I am about to do to you, I am truly sorry
((also why the fuck am I not in the Paladins spoiler yet? I have announced several times that I am part of that faction.))
Post by: Hanslanda on October 17, 2012, 06:22:32 pm
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 06:34:39 pm
>Where is my Vassily? Send him to hold enemy at bay.
>Explain qute cleamly I want only a few things. To be unopposed in my empire, to not see a equal in power in her, and right to exact revenge on betrayers, and a subway sandwich. And a suitcase. No Fucking compromise on that last point. Totally serious. Any negotiation is with that in mind. I WILL WALK OUT OF THIS BUNKER RIGHT NOW.
>Act Irrational to pressure Lichette to give into ridiculous demands.
Two Pack re-enters!JOIN US TO WIN
"...The fuck?"
Post by: Vorthon on October 17, 2012, 06:35:59 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 06:37:13 pm
"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"This guy HATES AMERICA. AND HUMANS.
Post by: Vorthon on October 17, 2012, 06:39:30 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 17, 2012, 06:42:35 pm
Alright...Ah, I know.
MAKE VIDEO CAMERA AND NOTE SAYING, "This is someone who wants to destroy you and your realm. Have fun."
ATTATCH NOTE TO XANTALOS.
OPEN PORTAL TO ASMODEUS'S PALACE.
PUT XANTALOS, NOTE, CAMERA THROUGH PORTAL.
CLOSE PORTAL.
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 06:43:44 pm
"Dafuq are you on? I love humanity! And 'murrica is a little fucked in the head anyways. Canada FTW!"My point exactly. There is nothing I could possible tell you to prove that he is more Misanthropic then this.
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 06:44:47 pm
"Dafuq are you on? I love humanity! And 'murrica is a little fucked in the head anyways. Canada FTW!"I do not know of this Amercia or Canda of which you speak and mankind is just one among many but this man fights for the armies of an evil undead tyrant. The kind that covers its misdeeds with false sayings of "Love" and "Justice". Fight with us, famous rapper of man, and help save all sentinet life.
Post by: Vorthon on October 17, 2012, 06:46:37 pm
"Dafuq are you on? I love humanity! And 'murrica is a little fucked in the head anyways. Canada FTW!"I do not know of this Amercia or Canda of which you speak and mankind is just one among many but this man fights for the armies of an evil undead tyrant. The kind that covers its misdeeds with false sayings of "Love" and "Justice". Fight with us, famous rapper of man, and help save all sentinet life.
"Lies! The foul Demon seeks to wipe out all save humanity! Also, we are not a man. We are a Collective. Of kittens. And we are adorable."
Post by: misko27 on October 17, 2012, 06:48:09 pm
OOC"Dafuq are you on? I love humanity! And 'murrica is a little fucked in the head anyways. Canada FTW!"I do not know of this Amercia or Canda of which you speak and mankind is just one among many but this man fights for the armies of an evil undead tyrant. The kind that covers its misdeeds with false sayings of "Love" and "Justice". Fight with us, famous rapper of man, and help save all sentinet life.
"Lies! The foul Demon seeks to wipe out all save humanity! Also, we are not a man. We are a Collective. Of kittens. And we are adorable."
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 06:49:54 pm
"Dafuq are you on? I love humanity! And 'murrica is a little fucked in the head anyways. Canada FTW!"I do not know of this Amercia or Canda of which you speak and mankind is just one among many but this man fights for the armies of an evil undead tyrant. The kind that covers its misdeeds with false sayings of "Love" and "Justice". Fight with us, famous rapper of man, and help save all sentinet life.
"Lies! The foul Demon seeks to wipe out all save humanity! Also, we are not a man. We are a Collective. Of kittens. And we are adorable."
Demon? Bah, you scorn yourself with your own stupidty. I am the Overdiety of The Sun, the furthers thing from a demon Hivemind. I have tolerated your idoicy for much to long. Keep on like this and we shall see what your "Collective's" blood color is.
Post by: Vorthon on October 17, 2012, 06:51:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 17, 2012, 06:52:29 pm
"Dafuq? We are not he demon. The one who goes by 'Misko' is the demon. We are not demonic nor deific. We are primal. We are eternal. We are that which guides intelligent life to enlightenment."You die second.
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 06:55:53 pm
"We are not the demon. The one who goes by 'Misko' is the demon. We are not demonic nor deific. We are primal. We are eternal. We are that which guides intelligent life to enlightenment."I never said you were a demon mortal. Also despite him being cold, cruel and calcuated I do not believe Misko to be a demon. He does not seem demonic, trust me, as a god I would know.
Post by: Xantalos on October 17, 2012, 06:57:32 pm
Ÿ͕̳̯̻̫̥̓ͣ̄̀̀͟o̠̘͕̤͋͗̀͘͝u̸̲͍̘̤̻̔̃̓ͣ͛͜ͅ ̆̍̉̅ͣ̋̀́͞҉̮̞̟̪r̖̻͔͎̱̠̳̬̼̓́̒̂ͯͨ͘e̴̵̡̼̹͚̟̯̲̫͚̒͌̍̽ͫ̎ͅf̅ͩͯ̇̎̈́҉͇̰̮̝e̷̦̠ͦ̓ͪͮr̸̛͔͓̟̟͎̹̅̎̍̔ͦ̒ͭͅ ̣̲̤̠͚̣͍͚̹̓͐ͣ̿̊̊͗́͠t̩͔͓͋͋ō͎̺̙̳͈̺̣̋͗͑̅ͪͪ̚ ̢̧͍̙̙̙̰̭͎̍̾ͤ̓̂̉ͨͅm͖̗͇͓͍̹̃͆͊́́͝e͙̹̰͖͙͌̾̅̈́̑ͬ̎̚,̨̞͌ͫ̅͞͝ ̟͍͓̭͈̘ͪ̇ͬ̾̓̌̾͛ṁ̶̞̝͎̱͕̙́̍́ͭ̚c̴̳̦̗̼̈̅̔ͥ͛̕̕c̙̼̤̯̩̝͈̝̎̆̉ͫ̀͘ļ̯͍͎̠͔̱̭̼̩̒̄͛͝ǎ̆̑̚͡҉҉͙͍̣̠y̵̸̑̎ͩ̇͞ͅ.̝̟̣͂̏͐ͩ̓̿͗"We are not the demon. The one who goes by 'Misko' is the demon. We are not demonic nor deific. We are primal. We are eternal. We are that which guides intelligent life to enlightenment."I never said you were a demon mortal. Also despite him being cold, cruel and calcuated I do not believe Misko to be a demon. He does not seem demonic, trust me, as a god I would know.
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 06:59:48 pm
Alas I do unwilling ally, you and Hans. Working with you is a nesscarry evil to defeat the true demon. The Lich.Ÿ͕̳̯̻̫̥̓ͣ̄̀̀͟o̠̘͕̤͋͗̀͘͝u̸̲͍̘̤̻̔̃̓ͣ͛͜ͅ ̆̍̉̅ͣ̋̀́͞҉̮̞̟̪r̖̻͔͎̱̠̳̬̼̓́̒̂ͯͨ͘e̴̵̡̼̹͚̟̯̲̫͚̒͌̍̽ͫ̎ͅf̅ͩͯ̇̎̈́҉͇̰̮̝e̷̦̠ͦ̓ͪͮr̸̛͔͓̟̟͎̹̅̎̍̔ͦ̒ͭͅ ̣̲̤̠͚̣͍͚̹̓͐ͣ̿̊̊͗́͠t̩͔͓͋͋ō͎̺̙̳͈̺̣̋͗͑̅ͪͪ̚ ̢̧͍̙̙̙̰̭͎̍̾ͤ̓̂̉ͨͅm͖̗͇͓͍̹̃͆͊́́͝e͙̹̰͖͙͌̾̅̈́̑ͬ̎̚,̨̞͌ͫ̅͞͝ ̟͍͓̭͈̘ͪ̇ͬ̾̓̌̾͛ṁ̶̞̝͎̱͕̙́̍́ͭ̚c̴̳̦̗̼̈̅̔ͥ͛̕̕c̙̼̤̯̩̝͈̝̎̆̉ͫ̀͘ļ̯͍͎̠͔̱̭̼̩̒̄͛͝ǎ̆̑̚͡҉҉͙͍̣̠y̵̸̑̎ͩ̇͞ͅ.̝̟̣͂̏͐ͩ̓̿͗"We are not the demon. The one who goes by 'Misko' is the demon. We are not demonic nor deific. We are primal. We are eternal. We are that which guides intelligent life to enlightenment."I never said you were a demon mortal. Also despite him being cold, cruel and calcuated I do not believe Misko to be a demon. He does not seem demonic, trust me, as a god I would know.
Post by: Yoink on October 17, 2012, 07:30:24 pm
(SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BRING GREENSTAR BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT? BEER>BULLETS)
>SIP MY OWN BEER, CHECK UP ON LICHETTE & DIRG, STAND BY HOSPITAL WINDOW AND WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE
"OH, YEAH... NAZIS. HUH."
>THROW EMPTY BOTTLES AT NAZI ARMY
Post by: Corai on October 17, 2012, 07:31:18 pm
AFTER RESPAWNING, OBVIOUSLY.
PROCEED TO INVITE ITALY AND JAPAN TO NAZI/ALLIES FIGHT.
Post by: Xantalos on October 17, 2012, 07:32:26 pm
GIVE LICHETTE PAPER STATING I RETIRE FROM HER RANKS. JOIN GREATWYRMGOLD.You die first, actually.
AFTER RESPAWNING, OBVIOUSLY.
PROCEED TO INVITE ITALY AND JAPAN TO NAZI/ALLIES FIGHT.
Post by: Corai on October 17, 2012, 07:34:47 pm
GIVE LICHETTE PAPER STATING I RETIRE FROM HER RANKS. JOIN GREATWYRMGOLD.You die first, actually.
AFTER RESPAWNING, OBVIOUSLY.
PROCEED TO INVITE ITALY AND JAPAN TO NAZI/ALLIES FIGHT.
FINE WITH ME, I RESPAWN.
Post by: Yoink on October 17, 2012, 07:40:22 pm
Post by: Corai on October 17, 2012, 08:16:05 pm
>OFFER DEAD-KOBOLD-CORAI REJUVINATIVE BEER, TOO, IN EXCHANGE FOR SABOTAGING MISKO BY STEALING ALL OF HIS/HER/ITS SHINY/VALUABLE OBJECTS
IMPEDE ACTION.
Post by: Yoink on October 17, 2012, 08:19:09 pm
"FINE THEN, LITTLE GUY. HAVE IT YOUR WAY."
>STEP ON DYING KOBOLD ON WAY TO CHECK ON WMD-BIKE
>ALSO ENSURE BIKE HAS ESKY/COOLER ON BOARD. FILL THAT WITH COLD BEER
Post by: Dirg on October 17, 2012, 08:31:59 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 17, 2012, 09:01:51 pm
Ooc: who is against Gwg?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 17, 2012, 09:12:17 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2012, 12:01:57 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2012, 12:04:49 am
"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"NO! JOIN THE DRUNKED FOOLS! WE HAVE BEER!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 18, 2012, 12:15:15 am
"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"NO! JOIN THE DRUNKED FOOLS! WE HAVE BEER!
No, join the Paladins. We're eviler than hell, and evil is cool.
Post by: Corai on October 18, 2012, 12:17:18 am
"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"NO! JOIN THE DRUNKED FOOLS! WE HAVE BEER!
No, join the Paladins. We're eviler than hell, and evil is cool.
Only reason I am not on the Paladins is because I am sworn to protect the Lich. And because Misko. So yeah, join them if you want. I recommend it, it is a one sided battle.
AKA: Curbstomp battle.
Post by: misko27 on October 18, 2012, 12:20:38 am
Wait, if join paladins, curb-stomp battle for or against enemy?"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"NO! JOIN THE DRUNKED FOOLS! WE HAVE BEER!
No, join the Paladins. We're eviler than hell, and evil is cool.
Only reason I am not on the Paladins is because I am sworn to protect the Lich. And because Misko. So yeah, join them if you want. I recommend it, it is a one sided battle.
AKA: Curbstomp battle.
Post by: Corai on October 18, 2012, 12:23:07 am
Wait, if join paladins, curb-stomp battle for or against enemy?"No! Join the Romantics! We fight for looooooooooove! And freeing humanity from the vile clutches of the Arch-Conservative Demon!"NO! JOIN THE DRUNKED FOOLS! WE HAVE BEER!
No, join the Paladins. We're eviler than hell, and evil is cool.
Only reason I am not on the Paladins is because I am sworn to protect the Lich. And because Misko. So yeah, join them if you want. I recommend it, it is a one sided battle.
AKA: Curbstomp battle.
Romatics have no hope. I only fought for them because Lich is Lichette. I intend to return Lichette to Lich one day.
Hopefully we will be able to work together one day now that I have revealed my plans.
Post by: Xantalos on October 18, 2012, 12:52:59 am
Post by: Hanslanda on October 18, 2012, 12:56:08 am
Post by: da_nang on October 18, 2012, 01:35:47 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 18, 2012, 06:33:12 am
I also have a plan, but I'm not dumb enough to say it. It doesn't involve betrayal. It involves moderating peace talks.
Post by: mcclay on October 18, 2012, 08:55:29 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2012, 09:54:39 am
>OVERWHELM MEDI-PACK'S UBERSWITCH AND ALL OTHER FAILSAFES IN A GREAT VOID VORTEX! ANNIHILATE MEDI-PACK, MEDIC AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY PATH IN THE PROCESS!NOOOOOOO NOT MY MEDIIIIICS!!!
Post by: miauw62 on October 18, 2012, 11:08:10 am
Post by: zombie killer on October 18, 2012, 04:52:44 pm
(I never had anything taken from me and I am part Weston)
I will continue to try to escape and I may not be able to post tomorrow, so I will continue trying to escape
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 18, 2012, 10:47:37 pm
Also, update?
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 05:33:36 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 05:55:19 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 19, 2012, 07:19:51 pm
GWG is a faction leader.(1) THE WORLD ITSELF BEGINS TO SHUDDER AS XANTALOS ESTABLISHES HIMSELF AS A FACTION LEADER. OH SHIT, SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN.
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N̯̔͊̌́̉ȯ̮̥͖̣͙̓͆͋̉ͮ͑.͎̰͎͇͉̒͌ ̨̖̤͕̠̲̞̈̽̓̍̚Ḭ̬̺̤̮͎͊ͬ̈͐͒ͮ ͉͖̩̹ͅh̩͓͗̔̏̀̄ͣ͆ǎ͕̤͔̀ṽ̝̳̲ͤͭ͋e̲̟̭ ̶̠̻͈̠̰̄̅ͭͬ̋͛w̛̹̻̒ä̰́ͤ̽͊̄͗̾iͩ̐̋͛̋t̝̓ͮͧe̲̪̮͌ͮ̐̉͋̀̚d̻̞͍̑͐ ̢͈̪̦͗͂̈́ͧ̿ṯ͚͖̥̮͠o̪͉͇̳͈̩͋̑͆͘o̪ͮ̎̔̑̎̌ ͕͇̤͊͋ͬͫ͛͊l̼̭͓͓o͙̬ͬͣͬ͠ͅn̩̞͕̟͙̫̿͆͒͐͛g̵̲̮̠̲͔̬ͨ̇ͦͭ̓ ̙̤͍͈̝̖ͥ̈́ͨf͕̪͔̱̠͎͂͂̇̅͝o̲̤̿͝r̺̱̦̟͇̍̔ͩͯͧ ̰̻͖̦͙͙ͮt̩͚̣̔ͨͧ̅h̭̪͉͖̜̘̿̾ͥͧ̔̒̚ĩ̙͇ͩş̘ͥ̏̌ ̵̪̼͐ͩͧ̓ṭ̗̰̀̂̾o̪͎͉̬̿̀͂͠ ̣̥ͪ̓̉͡c̴͚̺͙ͤ͑̌͗ͦ̄̉o͒ͦ͒́m̩̟ͧ͒̂̏̄̐e̱̮̯̒̎ͧͦ̂͊ͣ ̷͇̠͈̹̩ȁ̭̞͖͕b̳̳ͨ̀o̪̾ͤ̔͜u̥t͔͉̰̫͒̒ͅ ͍͍̟̟̞̎ͪ̚p̷̥̱͉̰e͕̞̙ͦȧ̶̟̰̯͖c̻̃͂̆ȅ̩̺̼͖̬̤̹ͪͬ͒ͯ́f̢̩͕̭̥̺̣͓̔͋ͥͪ̑ͨu̩̹͂l̗̤̈́̄l̪̘̬̭ͤy͉̜͇͐̏̅̒̌͆̊͘,͖̮͇̘͉ͣ̊̓̍͆̍ ̞̦̭͎̙͜b̗̖̮̓͛̄ͧ̑ͫ͂ư̈̾̓̈́t͇̲͔̹͚͂̄ ̀͆́̚̚N̩͙̏Ö̳̥̱̫́̍͢ ̺̝͎̮͉ͭ̈́͆ͣ̑ͧ̏̕M͇͚̘͓̏̒́Ȯ̭͈̯͍͑ͬ̌͑ͅR̜̞͚̹ͧE̶̮̙̩͖̼̲͑ͮͪͮ!̂͆͗͏̬̱͉̝̖͈͓ ̦̣̣̝Mͨĭ̳̠ͪͨ͠s̽͏̗k̛͙̪̖ͩ̉͋̌̀͑ͅo̡̳̦͖̱̠̺ ̵͉̰̗͙̪ͪ̓͋͂̂̚ͅͅa̦͔̩̼̹͖͂͆ͣ͌̆̂ͅnͧ͌̐͋̏ͮ͋͏̮̥ḑ̯̪͙ͫ͌͑ͦ ̧̜ͣͮͤ͑ͧ͆h̦̩ͩ̉͂i̶̤͎͛ͦ́̇s̛̫̖̬͚̝͒ͩ ̥̘̰͔̱̜̣̌̇͗c҉̭o̹̼͓ͩͥn̸̥̞̪͐̽̾͆͌̑̂s̓̉̈́ͩ̋̊ͤ͏̙e͋̈́ͫͫ̃ͫ͏̻̞̫rͪ̓v̆̒ͮ̌̈́ͭͩȁ̜̞̞ͦţ̲͙͈̭̖̘̦̌i͎̣͈̙̙͖͍̎́ͤv̓́ĕ̵ͧs̞͍̺̝̙̥̲̅̇̃̐ͤ͗ͥ͞,̡͈̘̞̦̾̍͊̏̈̿ ̥̩͍̺̲͒̈̓̌̌l̆i̡̼̤̖ͭͯ̄̔ͪc̯̙͉͕̃̒̃̍͌̈͡ḥ͉͇̄̐e̮̟̺̝̖̽̌ͯ͑͡t̢̠͍̱̼ͮt̪̙̺ͣ̄͌͐̔͋e͈̯̲̜̐ ̢̗ͯa̞̯̰͔ͫ̾ͅn͉̫͙͉͐d̋ͪͤ ͫ̅̀̍͌͘h̪̤͇͊ͭ͡e̦͎̳̩ͬ̌ͮ̊ͦ͢ͅr̰̞̲͇ͣͬ ̭̩̼ͬ͊̍ͥ̈r̥̪̎͞ọ͒̚m̫͝ͅȧ͚̞̈́͗ͮ̀ͨ̇n͏͉͕͓̠̠t͑ͫ̽ͪ̓̀i̦͖̠ͫ̈͒̆͌̀c̶̺̟̥̹͈̦ͯͦ̎̿ͨ̈̓s̟͈͍̹ͣ̍͐͝,̪̪͗͐͊̃̈́̿̚ ̞̣̓ͣ̌̇̇G͍̥̭̫̗̀͞W͖͖͂̔̾̚G͑̔̒͏̜̯,͔͖̹̝̰̹̂͒̽ ̫̫̝͗ͤe̜͓̳͇͚̜v̫̗̳͙͚̹̌͌͞e͈̤̼ͯ̉̈̂̊̂̚r̪̥̦y̢̙̩̩̞̘̅͒̅͛̚o̞n̙͓̫͜ĕ͇̥̻̖̅ͩ͐́͋ ͩ҉eͨ̉͆̋̉l͙̹̯̬̘̭ͬ͒͑s̮̦̟ͧ̒̾̄͘e̘͓͍̯͕͓ͅ.̣̣̠̣̭̐̽̑ͨͯ̌.̴̔̊.͕͋̏̕I̶̺̰͉͗ ͎̞̜͕̼͔̀̑̏ͪs̈́̏̎̃ͨ͜h̺̼̠̗̳̟̬͜ỏ̞̞͑̎̉u̹̇ͣͨͩ͊͌̋l̙̋ͥ̉̿d̗̳̣ͪͨͫ͑ͦͭ̚ h̰̩̲̞͙a̼͇̘̗ͩ̋͊̋́ͨ̿v̸͍̲̱͓͈̔ͥ̑ͤͧͅe͖͓̳̺̭̯̠ͮ̎͋ͦ̂ ̵̟̫̩̞ͮ͒̈ŗ̲̣͕̲̫̯̣̌ͥè̵̯̲͓̬̂͂ͧ̒a̾͐͗͂͒́҉̥̝l̵ͨ͑i̤̗̥͊̉ͅz̧͍̥̮̒ͫ͌͊̓e͊ͪͪ̓̔ͤ̅҉̥͉̦d̳̓ͩ͌ͭ̄̊̓͜ ̴͕̭͖̣̗͓̿͆̎ṫ̨̬̜͓̮̟́̾h͗͜ḭ̼͉ͪ̄ͦ̓̚͡s ̧̰̗̜̾ͮ̈́ͩ̓ṣ̢̤̘͚̞̲ͬ͊̃̈́͋ͤ̓o͖̰̽͟o̝̣͕̟̥̣̭͞n̖͔͖̳̪̬e̜̠͇̯͋ͯ͋ṙ͓̪̋.̠̞̻̄̽ ͙̞̗̣͙̲̱͂̔̓͐͑ͣ̀Ť̥͉͇̳̃͊̎h̵̦̬͍̪ͮ͑̀ͥ̔ͧͅeͥͭ͋ͫ͗̒͏̠͎̠̩̙ẙ̛̂̑ͬ͋͂͆ ̜͙̾͞ͅͅå̡ȓ̵̪̺̟̺̏ͣ̉̑͋e̝̳̳̮̳ͭ̄ͫ̓̿̑̑ ͍͈̗̻̫̱̍̓͂ͧ́͂̈a̯̞̝̅͛̀͂̿͒̇̕ͅͅl͖̭͎͎͉̜̲̅ͬ͆̒͝l̦̩͇͇͇ͬ̔̃̈́͑̒́ ̬͓̠̫̬̮͑̆̉̓ͭͣ̀e̤̐̀̋̚͞x͇̤͎͗̉̽͛͌̅ḭ̤͈̳͇̰̋ͧ͗̈́s͘t̟̝̺̙ͣ̊ͤ͆̎͛i͙͙̻͙̳ͬͫ̌ͫ̇n̶͍̳̜̻̣͉̏͌͊̃ͬg̤̠̺̓̓̍ͮ͢.̙̜͚ͭ͆ͬ̎̓̌ͨ ̝̹̜ͯ̈́ͤͭ͆M̻̪̘̓̔ͬ̍ͫ̋y̫̠͚̞͓ͬ͆͊̊ ̟̐m̈́̎͗̎̎̾̓͏̹̗͈i̟͔̯̳̪̥͐͐s̘͚͈̮̖̠͖̍ͥ̚s̟̪̥ͥ̊̾ͪ͑̚į̝̿́͂ͦ͐ͤo̗̜͈̺͊̌̾̎͋n̦̟̱̽̔̆͋̾ ̯̩͕̥̺i̢͕̲ͮs̮̲͔̱ ̨͌̎̅͗̚t̜͈͚̦̥͇͐̔͢o̯̍ͤ́ ̲̪̪̞͕̯ͫͤ̀̑ͧ͗͡b̵̺r̓͌ͮ̑ͤi̺̬̬͕̗ͪnͭ̈́̊ͪͯͩg̞̱͕̉̽̀ ̪̫͇͚̞̣̐ą̙̜̖̬͙ͭ̇͐̃̐ͤͅb̛̜͇͕̰̀̑̾̔͋͛ͩo͇̯̠ͮu̧͚̮̪ͮ͒̂ͅt̘̬̼ͯ̈ͦ̃ ̘̦̙̟̱̠̔͒̆̀ͨẗ̪͖h̸̰̙̄̑ĕ̮̪̙̭̣̈̅̀ ̣̙̘ë̠̦̹̥̟́ͅn̬̯ͮ̽̄͘d̟͚͖͎̝̙̱̔̾ͤ̌̂͑ ͖͍̯̩̫̜̱͂̍̒̒ͥ͗̄o̖̹̭̣͕͖̓ͣ̕f̡̹ͭͣͣͅͅ ̤̃͝ͅṫ̘̰͉͟h̦̗̤̯ͭͥį͙̮ͅs̩̺̥͉̜̯̱̔̓ͩͫ.̧̩̱̠͙͖͕̫̈̾͂̍̿̿ ̫͍̟̗̑́ͩ͐T̳̙̱̳̩̂̆ͤ̏̓h̨̥̬̙̹ͦ́͊e̘̗͉̲̺̲̋́ͧ̚ͅr̓̋̅̏͡e̼̞̘͈͓͎̾̓͂̔̿̏f̖̳̹̉o͔̘̤̖̘̗̣ͭ͘r̩̻̩̝̺e͈͕͍ͪ̒̂̆̂̎,͓͉͕ ̌ͥI̭͈̋̓ͯ͑ͣͭ̄ ̜̝̣̱͖͔̅͂ͩ̚w̶͕͌i̪͙͓̙̭̼̞͞l̴̬̜lͣͪ̍͆̌͏̭̣̤͙̺̠ ̵̼̹̫͓͓̣̋͂̽ͪ̓ͫ̓ͅk̬͕͑͒̋ͬi͓̿̽́l̽͑ͩ͝l͎̗ ̢͉̭̬̬̗̈̇͋ͦ̈́̄̉t͙͔͓̻͈͔̊ͦ̂ͨ̀̍hͫ͆̆̉̐͑̈́e͇̘̜̗̮̻̽́m̦̜̪̻͚̱͓ͦ.̹̲̲͚̳͕̣͛̀̂ͪ̎͟ ̢̮͉̰͈͗̽͗̈̊̓͋Ṫ̶ͪ̌ͥh̦͔͋̃̆͐̈͂͛͡e̼̙̼͔̖̖ͭ͌ͩy̨̯̏̀̓ͣ̈ͫ ̖̞̥̠̖̩̣ͦ͟w̹̭͉͉̲̦̦͗ͩͤ̌͘ï̝̳̠̬̬̖l͙̩͛̓͂̉l̠̹͐ͭ̍̍ ̥͇̥̥̞̠͊̚a̝͕ͯ͘l̗̟̹̪̠ͣͤ͆̿l͇̳͕̩̆ͥ̿ ̇̿̀҉̞d̯̫̗̭̻͉̺͊̇͂̋ͭ̃ỉ͉͜è̞ͥ̇ͨ.̛̳͕̮̋̐̑ͮ̆͆ͅͅ ̞̜͖͂ͣ̄̂ͦ̀A̷̗̟̱͍̬͆̉̈́ͭn̿d̫̗͐ͮ͞ ̼̪ͣ̇̓ͫ͊t̶̹̣̺̗ͫ͐̓̿̉ͅh̩̦̝͉̻͔̦ͨe̝̠̰ͩ͑͗̉̈ͧ̚n͔̮̉͐ ͊̈́̆̈́͑͑͟Ị̦͓̬̝̓ͅ ͔͔ͯͩ̍̽̏s̰̞͓̣̣̲̍̊̑̈ͬͪ̋̕h̜ͤͥ̋̄a̡͇̣̣̭l͚̺͎l̴͔̊ͩ̆̃͒ͥͣ ̫̙͟u̟̜̦̝ṋ̺͇͉̺ͧͭͦm̳͖̳̺͛a̯̗̫̫̤̔̏̑̕k̥̈́͗͌͊ͫ͋̏ë̶̥́ͭ̀ͤ͊̿ ̨̖͉̯͇̇ͤ̐c͕̼̜̭̝͉ͫͧr̢̘̰̝̮̙͎̂͆̀éͤ͒ͮͯͭ͝ā̷̖͖̩̼̐̿͆ͯ̚t̽̂̐̓ͫ҉ḯ̳̞̮ͬ̐͌͡oͥ͒̓ṉ̺̱͛̿ ͙̓̒́̐̿̊̃͟a̜͇͙͕͕͇ͩ̅ͅǹ̮͎̥ͬ͆͡ͅd͙̰͆ͤ̎͂̍ͦ ̴̞͕̦̪̳̜͈̈̂̓ͤ̃̎̒m̧͖̻͍̪͙͒̐̿͌̆͒y̤̍͒ ̦̦̣ͤ̇̈̑̓͝w̙͇̲̘ͩ̋̑ͧo̺͖̖̺͇͍̽̑̇̾ͫ̌r̛̻̞̻͂͂͑͌ͮ̾k̻̫̲̘͖̯͉ͤ̈́̇̽̇͆̚ ͈͔͉̞̙̪̏͗̂̑ͨ͂̚͝s͔̖̰h̲͛͋͆̔̍ͫa̍ͯͪ͛ͧ͛ͯ̕ľ̶̲̠̳͎̿ͪ̈ͭͅl̗͚̉ͭ͐͆͂ ̸͓͙̠̲̳͊ͅb̧͎͚ͮě̦͈̻̒͑̑ͮ ̶̮̣͙͓͕ͨ͋̈́̅d̯̯̤̟͓͐o̗̳̠̟͖̰n͖̰̫̖͙͗̂͗̍̑ͬ̚e̳̝̰̰̭̝͉ͩ.̠͕͌͌ ͕̬͊̓ͦ̉ͯ̀N̘ͣ̌̇ͨͬ̋ơ͚̺̹͈̝̌͐͂̂̽͑ẅ̶̯̗̖̙́ͩ͒̊ ̼͔̝̪̜͈̾̄
D̶̛̜̼̙̝̈́͌̃ͫͥ̑͐ͫ̒̀̔͝I̶̡̳͓̤̟̪͓͉̪̻̞͚̠͍͇̱̜̪ͧ̃̒͗̒́͑͋͛ͦ̍͊E̷̩̭̦̤͖̙̹͉̙̓̾ͥͣ́͞.̲͖͈̖͎̮̰̤̖̂̎̈ͩͦ̃̂͌̑̐̒ͪ͊̕͞
I am no longer part of any other's faction. I am an Omnicidalist, and I will bring about the end of creation and all the miserable piles of life in it.
Kill Corai.
Two Pack re-enters!(5) HE'S BACK!
"...The fuck?"
(1) YOU SWITCH PLACES WITH IT, REPLACING YOUR HEAD FOR HIS, AND HIS ASS FOR YOU. IT'S PRETTY SPACIOUS, DISTURBINGLY ENOUGH.Headbutt LordSlowpoke!THIS PERSON'S HEAD
SWITCH PLACES WITH IT
ALSO, DODGE INCOMING ANVIL
FUCKING PLOT ARMOR! FUCK IT KILL THE LITTLE GIRL. HAVE THE CELESTIAL ARMY ATTACK SINATRA WHILE I GO FOR THE LITTLE GIRL.(4v???) YOUR ATTACK BOUNCES FROM THE PLOT ARMOR INEFFECTUALLY, BUT IT'S SLOWLY DISINTEGRATING FROM THE MYSTERIOUS FORCE OF PLOT ADVANCEMENT ANYWAY.
Your evil has corrputed this girl Sinatra and she must be destroyed. I am sorry for what I am about to do to you, I am truly sorry
((also why the fuck am I not in the Paladins spoiler yet? I have announced several times that I am part of that faction.))
Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
GIVE LICHETTE PAPER STATING I RETIRE FROM HER RANKS. JOIN GREATWYRMGOLD.WELCOME TO APERTURE. (6) THE ITALIANS AND JAPANESE REALIZE THAT NAZIS ARE DOUCHEBAGS, AND THUS JOIN THE ALLIES!
AFTER RESPAWNING, OBVIOUSLY.
PROCEED TO INVITE ITALY AND JAPAN TO NAZI/ALLIES FIGHT.
TEST EFFECTIVENESS OF DUCK TANKS BY SENDING A COUPLE TO GO FIGHT NAZIS. MAKE IDLE CHIT CHAT WITH MORGAN FREEMAN GOD.(6) THEY ARE EFFECTIVE. FAR TOO EFFECTIVE, IN FACT. THEY KILL SOME ALLIES IN THE CROSSFIRE! (5) MORGAN FREEMAN LOOKS WORRIED AS HE SPEAKS TO YOU. HE WARNS YOU, THAT THE VERY UNIVERSE IS ANGERED. THE DIVISION IS TOO STRONG AMONG ITS RESIDENTS
pull portal gun from backpocket or floor, whichever is easiest, and escape by thinking with portals(4vs4+2) YOU NEARLY ESCAPE THE FACILITY, BUT GWG GASSES YOU! ((Does it seem like I have any knowledge of what's going on?))
Ooc: who is against Gwg?
HAVE MEDICS ESCORT LICHETTE SOMEWHERE SAFE. HAVE HEAVIES TAKE MISKO TO SUBWAY. HAVE EVERYONE ELSE DO...WHATEVER.(4) THEY TAKE HER TO THE PLAYER SIDE OF A MVM MAP, AND SHE'S PROTECTED, I GUESS. (6) THE HEAVIES TAKE MISKO TO SUBWAY, BUT SLOWLY GET INFURIATED AT THE TASTE OF THE SANDWICHES. THEY TEAR THE ENTIRE RESTRAUNT TO PIECES, AND SLAUGHTER THE STAFF
>OVERWHELM MEDI-PACK'S UBERSWITCH AND ALL OTHER FAILSAFES IN A GREAT VOID VORTEX! ANNIHILATE MEDI-PACK, MEDIC AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY PATH IN THE PROCESS!(5)RED MEDIC HAS BEEN CONSUMED IN A VOID VORTEX! LICHETE HAS BEEN SUPRISED!
SMASH MORE NAZIS.(1) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU WERE CRUSHED BY A DUCK TANK!
BOSSES:
A great schism opens up in the battlefield, and the bosses feel a massive pain in their heads, so consuming and maddening that they can do nothing. The dramatic music begins. A golden staircase descends from the heavens.
COMMENTARY:
I thank you for not updating yesterday, but Please update now.... It's only one day.
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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Post by: Vorthon on October 19, 2012, 07:24:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 07:29:15 pm
The lichette dies. It becomes tarnished, corroded...it crumbles. Then the pieces fade away. Xantalos then gains power from Merlin's death (entropy) spells.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 08:08:53 pm
Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.
Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.
As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:10:59 pm
I try to come up with a reasonable solution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: TCM on October 19, 2012, 08:11:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:12:49 pm
SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 08:17:08 pm
Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.You want to kill the lichette and conquer the universe, that's neither a reasonable solution nor a reaonable olution.
I try to come up with a reaonable olution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 08:18:35 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:19:13 pm
Not in my recent comments to her. Haven't you been reading my turn?Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.You want to kill the lichette and conquer the universe, that's neither a reasonable solution nor a reaonable olution.
I try to come up with a reaonable olution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 08:24:50 pm
No, why?...Also, where is this "turn" you speak of?Not in my recent comments to her. Haven't you been reading my turn?Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.You want to kill the lichette and conquer the universe, that's neither a reasonable solution nor a reaonable olution.
I try to come up with a reaonable olution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:27:09 pm
I declared a mother-fucking cease-fire bitch.No, why?...Also, where is this "turn" you speak of?Not in my recent comments to her. Haven't you been reading my turn?Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.You want to kill the lichette and conquer the universe, that's neither a reasonable solution nor a reaonable olution.
I try to come up with a reaonable olution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 08:29:27 pm
OOC, no? Also, the cease-fire is why I turned. SHE MUST DIEI declared a mother-fucking cease-fire bitch.No, why?...Also, where is this "turn" you speak of?Not in my recent comments to her. Haven't you been reading my turn?Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.You want to kill the lichette and conquer the universe, that's neither a reasonable solution nor a reaonable olution.
I try to come up with a reaonable olution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
Post by: TCM on October 19, 2012, 08:32:58 pm
SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Nope.
WESSSTSIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 08:34:49 pm
Care to join the Omnicidalists? We welcome all shoot-everything policies.SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Nope.
WESSSTSIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:35:41 pm
THEN SHOOT THE GOOD GUYS. ALSO THEM.SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Nope.
WESSSTSIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post by: Corai on October 19, 2012, 08:39:43 pm
THEN SHOOT THE GOOD GUYS. ALSO THEM.SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Nope.
WESSSTSIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHOOT EVERYBODY. BUT NOT LICHETTE.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 08:40:44 pm
This is why you die.THEN SHOOT THE GOOD GUYS. ALSO THEM.SHOOT EVERYTHINGSHOOT THE BAD GUYS!
Nope.
WESSSTSIIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHOOT EVERYBODY. BUT NOT LICHETTE.
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 08:44:10 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 19, 2012, 09:59:46 pm
I join the shoot everything people
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:01:29 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 10:04:05 pm
blow out of there with c4 put on gas mask before setting charge(I still have all mygear, and multiple c4Ooh, right...not for long!
I join the shoot everything people
Post by: mcclay on October 19, 2012, 10:08:36 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:09:24 pm
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aaand you go up on the 'kill' list.
Post by: Dirg on October 19, 2012, 10:29:33 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 10:52:00 pm
BOSSES:How did you know I was sick yesterday? Those are my exact syptoms. Except for the the lack of plegm.
A great schism opens up in the battlefield, and the bosses feel a massive pain in their heads, so consuming and maddening that they can do nothing. The dramatic music begins. A golden staircase descends from the heavens.
COMMENTARY:I thank you for not updating yesterday, but Please update now.... It's only one day.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 10:55:40 pm
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 10:57:56 pm
And you go up the list too.Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Aid action!
Post by: Hanslanda on October 19, 2012, 11:07:19 pm
Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All you motherfuckers going down now. Ain't nobody as badass as Merlin.
I cast Flare. Just kidding. I cast all the instant enemy death spells ON XANTALOS AND ONLY XANTALOS.
Post by: Corai on October 19, 2012, 11:08:38 pm
Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All you motherfuckers going down now. Ain't nobody as badass as Merlin.
I cast Flare. Just kidding. I cast all the instant enemy death spells. On pretty much everyone but Misko and Xantalos.
AND I ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF YOU AT FINAL BOSS: HANSLANDA "MERLIN" THE BADASS.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 11:10:11 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 19, 2012, 11:11:58 pm
Thanks, Merlin. I respect you enough that, if you're willing to aid me in my task of cleansing, or at least not oppose me, I'll be willing to create a realm of infinite magic for you.For someone dedicated to the destruction of all that exists, yousure do create alot of infinite universes.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 11:12:55 pm
THIS universe. Others, I don't have to clean up yet.Thanks, Merlin. I respect you enough that, if you're willing to aid me in my task of cleansing, or at least not oppose me, I'll be willing to create a realm of infinite magic for you.For someone dedicated to the destruction of all that exists, yousure do create alot of infinite universes.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 11:26:02 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 11:26:58 pm
Out of curiosity, what kind of infinite universe would you make for me?Why would I? Assuming you would, what do you desire?
Post by: da_nang on October 20, 2012, 03:45:39 am
>MAKE THE VORTEX EVEN BIGGER, ANNIHILATE MORE
Post by: miauw62 on October 20, 2012, 04:34:07 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 20, 2012, 05:13:52 am
CALL SINATRA INTO FACTION AS PER ALLIANCE TERMS
Post by: Yoink on October 20, 2012, 10:34:23 am
>GRAB BEER FOR MIAUW AND GREENSTAR, TAKE IT TO THEM
(SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BRING GREENSTAR BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT? BEER>BULLETS)
>SIP MY OWN BEER, CHECK UP ON LICHETTE & DIRG, STAND BY HOSPITAL WINDOW AND WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE
"OH, YEAH... NAZIS. HUH."
>THROW EMPTY BOTTLES ATNAZI ARMYANNOYING GOLDEN STAIRCASE. JEEZ.
EDIT:
>ACTUALLY, BRING BEERS TO CONFERENCE ROOM DOWN HALL IN HOSPITAL (DRAG GREENSTAR THERE IF HE TOO DEAD TO WALK, CAN'T REMEMBER)
>CALL DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM TOGETHER FOR SECRET MEETING, ENSURE PLENTY OF BOOZE AND GLASSES IN ROOM
>PLAY LOUD MUSIC ON WMD-BIKE SOUND SYSTEM SO NO-ONE OUTSIDE CAN EAVESDROP ON US (INCLUDE THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM) BECAUSE IS AWESOME)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 20, 2012, 11:42:15 am
>GRAB BEER FOR MIAUW AND GREENSTAR, TAKE IT TO THEM
(SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BRING GREENSTAR BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT? BEER>BULLETS)
>SIP MY OWN BEER, CHECK UP ON LICHETTE & DIRG, STAND BY HOSPITAL WINDOW AND WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE
"OH, YEAH... NAZIS. HUH."
>THROW EMPTY BOTTLES ATNAZI ARMYANNOYING GOLDEN STAIRCASE. JEEZ.
EDIT:
>ACTUALLY, BRING BEERS TO CONFERENCE ROOM DOWN HALL IN HOSPITAL (DRAG GREENSTAR THERE IF HE TOO DEAD TO WALK, CAN'T REMEMBER)
>CALL DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM TOGETHER FOR SECRET MEETING, ENSURE PLENTY OF BOOZE AND GLASSES IN ROOM
>PLAY LOUD MUSIC ON WMD-BIKE SOUND SYSTEM SO NO-ONE OUTSIDE CAN EAVESDROP ON US (INCLUDE THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM) BECAUSE IS AWESOME)
I NO DEAD.
SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Freak_Fortress_2) PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.
ATTEND MEETING.
Post by: Vorthon on October 20, 2012, 11:43:29 am
Post by: Yoink on October 20, 2012, 01:09:58 pm
DRUNK SECRET MEETING CONCLUDED.
BOOZE BILLS WILL BE SENT TO MISKO
MAIUW, YOU ARE A GENIUS
I AM PROMOTING YOU TO CHIEF DRUNKEN FINANCIER
>DRINK TO THIS
Post by: Wrex on October 20, 2012, 05:05:38 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 20, 2012, 05:14:02 pm
>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 05:41:47 pm
>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: misko27 on October 20, 2012, 05:43:00 pm
>HOWLJoin me.
You guys are pathetic.>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 20, 2012, 05:51:07 pm
Nah, mostly mimicking Mr. Eldritch Abomination Who Was Too Easy To Trap.>HOWLJoin me.You guys are pathetic.>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: misko27 on October 20, 2012, 06:13:15 pm
You keep saying that, when did that happen?Nah, mostly mimicking Mr. Eldritch Abomination Who Was Too Easy To Trap.>HOWLJoin me.You guys are pathetic.>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: Xantalos on October 20, 2012, 06:14:52 pm
When Corai sacrificed himself and gave him that bonus of his.You keep saying that, when did that happen?Nah, mostly mimicking Mr. Eldritch Abomination Who Was Too Easy To Trap.>HOWLJoin me.You guys are pathetic.>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: misko27 on October 20, 2012, 06:17:41 pm
Yes another reason to kill him. Even if he was on my side, he's a Kurtz.When Corai sacrificed himself and gave him that bonus of his.You keep saying that, when did that happen?Nah, mostly mimicking Mr. Eldritch Abomination Who Was Too Easy To Trap.>HOWLJoin me.You guys are pathetic.>HOWLJoin me.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 20, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
DRUNK SECRET MEETING CONCLUDED.
BOOZE BILLS WILL BE SENT TO MISKO
MAIUW, YOU ARE A GENIUS
I AM PROMOTING YOU TO CHIEF DRUNKEN FINANCIER
>DRINK TO THIS
>OUT DRINK BOSS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 21, 2012, 12:57:16 pm
SHOOT EVERYTHING(6) YOU SHOOT EVERYTHING, BLOWING IT ALL TO SMALL FRAGMENTS. A BLACK HOLE GENERATES FROM THE CORPSE OF MISKO, AND YOU ARE PULLED INTO IT. YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A PARALLELED UNIVERSE, WHERE YOUR GUNS JAMMED. YOU SEE THE OTHER TUPAC SITTING THERE, TRYING TO FIX HIS WEAPONRY.
blow out of there with c4 put on gas mask before setting charge(I still have all mygear, and multiple c4(2) YOU BLOW YOURSELF. UP.
I join the shoot everything people
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.(5vs2) YOU PORT DOWN, WIELDING THE BLADE OF SUNLIGHT, AND SEARCH FOR HIS HEAD AMONG THE VARIOUS BLOOD STAINS. EVENTUALLY, YOU JUST SWING THE SWORD AROUND AND HOPE IT HITS WHAT USED TO BE HIS HEAD.
(2v1+1) THEY'RE NULLED AGAINST HIM!Goddamnit! I swear by all the hate and vitriol in this universe, I SHALL BE MERLIN!(6) YOU BECOME MERLIN AS HE IS ALWAYS IMAGINED, FLOWING BEARD, MAGIC STAFF, AND NOT TO MENTION THE CRYSTAL.
Become the superbadass version of Merlin.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All you motherfuckers going down now. Ain't nobody as badass as Merlin.
I cast Flare. Just kidding. I cast all the instant enemy death spells ON XANTALOS AND ONLY XANTALOS.
"THE END HAS COME FOR YOU, DEATHSPAWN"(4) THE VOID INCREASES IN SIZE, SUCKING IN AN ENTIRE FLOOR OF THE HOSPITAL.
>MAKE THE VORTEX EVEN BIGGER, ANNIHILATE MORE
POSSESS DUCK TANK. KILL MORE NAZIS(5) YOU POSSESS THE DUCK TANK, INCREASING ITS POWER SOMEHOW. IT GROWS SPIKES, LOOKS MUCH MORE MENACING, AND THE CANNON WIDENS. YOU FIRE INTO THE NAZIS MIDST! (4v4) THEY DUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
JOIN OMNICIDIALISTS(6v6)"Eh... No."
CALL SINATRA INTO FACTION AS PER ALLIANCE TERMS
Bitchslap LordSlowpoke. Repeatedly.(4vs6) (2vs3) (2vs6) A GENTLEMAN RUSHES SLOWPOKE AND TRIES TO SLAP HIM, BUT IS SIDE STEPPED AND SLAPPED HIMSELF. THE GENTLEMAN, UNPERTERBED BY HIS ASS WHOOPING, HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SLAP, BUT IS DODGED BY A SINGLE FLUID MOVE. HE GOES FOR ANOTHER SLAP, BUT SLOWPOKE SNATCHES HIS HAND, TWISTS IT, AND SLAPS VORTHON WITH HIS OWN HAND!
BOSS TURNS:
Wait what? I am trying to make a Peaceful soultion, and that doesn't count as unity? BULLSHIT.The Universe doesn't care about what you did. It cares about what everyone does.
I try to come up with a reasonable solution, and It doesn't even get acknowledged.
((Oh dear, things are coming to a head, aren't they?))(6+2vs1+2)
The lichette dies. It becomes tarnished, corroded...it crumbles. Then the pieces fade away. Xantalos then gains power from Merlin's death (entropy) spells.
"You... Why can't you just leave me alone!?!? You try to kill me, and when that doesn't work, you fucking try and impregnate me! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
Xantalos unleashes the Lichettes hidden stores of rage, which was built up by the constant fighting, the complete lack of logic, and that Dirg really is kind of a shitty husband. She pulls him into the air, where she carefully and slowly twists every joint in his body backwards, before discarding him like a tin can.
Accuse the Drunken fools of Endorsing Alcholsim and under-age consumption.(5+2vs5+2) YOU PROVE IT, BUT NOONE REALLY CARES, SEEING HOW THERE'S ONLY ONE CHILD IN EXISTENCE.
MANUFACTURE MECHA SHRIKES FOR AERIAL SUPPORT. AFTER THAT'S DONE, HEAD OVER TO LICHETTE WITH LASER SHARKS, DUCK TANKS, AND MECHA SHRIKES WHILE SINGING SHOW TUNES.(5+1) MECHAS SHOW UP, AND START BOMBING THE NAZIS. ALSO, THEY BOMB THE ALLIES. GLORIOUS MECHA FACTION HAS ARISEN! (2+1) YOU WALK UP TO LICHETTE, SINGING SHOW TUNES. "Oh, hey Dirg."
Lichette:
Lichette grabs Dirg, begins walking out of the hospital, and starts walking away as fast as she can.
Sinatra:
Sinatra and Dory a hill... Just a few to go...
The pain has subsided a small amount, having become a dull-throb to the bosses. The only one who can really recognize it anymore is Dirg, as Misko and Xantalos are under the more excruciating pains of being hatred incarnate and having all your joints snapped respectively. Yoink feels nothing new, as the slow throb matches that of booze exactly.
COMMENTARY:
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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Post by: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:03:01 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 21, 2012, 01:05:18 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 01:28:20 pm
DO THIS:
Send letters to the lichette and misko.
Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.
Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.
As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.
Post by: TCM on October 21, 2012, 01:40:25 pm
DEVELOP NEW ALLIANCE NAMED "WESTSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Post by: Dirg on October 21, 2012, 01:56:30 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 21, 2012, 02:06:26 pm
Stab zombie Killer in the head, the obvious troll is annoying the fuck outta me.Please explain to me how I am a troll
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 02:35:54 pm
Xantalos alters the lichette's brain and nervous system to be unable to feel anything but paralyzingly terror, leaving her traumatized and unable to act.
Post by: zombie killer on October 21, 2012, 03:16:12 pm
Post by: Dirg on October 21, 2012, 03:16:24 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 21, 2012, 03:21:50 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 03:25:55 pm
"Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.
Post by: Corai on October 21, 2012, 03:28:22 pm
ATTEMPT TO PERSUADE LICHETTE TO BECOME LICH.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 03:32:04 pm
...Because you'll be destroyed."Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 03:34:31 pm
?...Because you'll be destroyed."Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 04:11:36 pm
You Dirj, not you Xantalos.?...Because you'll be destroyed."Yeesh! Can't you just, y'know, leave Lichette alone for once Xantalos? We have some much greater threat Morgan Freeman God warned me about coming, I've got a freaking hangover or something, and for a guy that claims to want; to kill everything, all you've done is pester Lichette. I'll give you a warning right now, back down and bother someone else because neither of us is in the mood right now, or I will get a restraining order on you, and by that I mean buried in a magical urn at the center of a planet in another dimension."Once she dies, I will obliterate creation and move on. You will likely not see me again.
Of course, I intend to destroy you if I must. Try not to make me.
Post by: misko27 on October 21, 2012, 04:14:12 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 21, 2012, 04:36:14 pm
Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 21, 2012, 05:28:56 pm
>GRAB BEER FOR MIAUW AND GREENSTAR, TAKE IT TO THEM
(SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO BRING GREENSTAR BACK TO LIFE, RIGHT? BEER>BULLETS)
>SIP MY OWN BEER, CHECK UP ON LICHETTE & DIRG, STAND BY HOSPITAL WINDOW AND WATCH WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE
"OH, YEAH... NAZIS. HUH."
>THROW EMPTY BOTTLES ATNAZI ARMYANNOYING GOLDEN STAIRCASE. JEEZ.
EDIT:
>ACTUALLY, BRING BEERS TO CONFERENCE ROOM DOWN HALL IN HOSPITAL (DRAG GREENSTAR THERE IF HE TOO DEAD TO WALK, CAN'T REMEMBER)
>CALL DRUNKEN FOOLS TEAM TOGETHER FOR SECRET MEETING, ENSURE PLENTY OF BOOZE AND GLASSES IN ROOM
>PLAY LOUD MUSIC ON WMD-BIKE SOUND SYSTEM SO NO-ONE OUTSIDE CAN EAVESDROP ON US (INCLUDE THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM) BECAUSE IS AWESOME)
I NO DEAD.
SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Freak_Fortress_2) PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.
ATTEND MEETING.
Post by: misko27 on October 21, 2012, 05:47:22 pm
I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
Post by: mcclay on October 21, 2012, 06:20:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 07:42:25 pm
(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: misko27 on October 21, 2012, 08:07:27 pm
*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 09:15:21 pm
"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 09:16:58 pm
Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zLTH4cvblQI)"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 09:22:20 pm
"Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zLTH4cvblQI)"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 09:26:12 pm
You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader."Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zLTH4cvblQI)"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Post by: Yoink on October 21, 2012, 09:38:09 pm
> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE
Post by: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 09:42:36 pm
BE ANGRY THAT MY ACTION WAS SKIPPED, TWICE IN A ROW!Send letters to the lichette and misko.
Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.
Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.
As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.
BOLD YOUR DAMNED POSTS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SKIPPED. IT MAKES THEM A LOT EASIER TO FIND FOR POOR SPINAL.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 21, 2012, 09:46:08 pm
You were trapped during your own action, and my action had nothing to do with trapping you!You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader."Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zLTH4cvblQI)"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Oh, and incidentally you are unlikely to ever live this down. Just an FYI.
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 09:48:51 pm
I can't when I'm not alive. I attacked you, thus automatically involving you in the roll. You had a +3 for some reason; I didn't. Simple as that.You were trapped during your own action, and my action had nothing to do with trapping you!You trapped me, actually. I had no idea you were about to turn into a faction leader."Oh, one moment, the guy who accidentally trapped himself is trying to say something mocking to me."Because good is dumb. And evil is awesome. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=zLTH4cvblQI)"Look in your heart, you know it to be true. Hate cannot unite for more than a little. Love unites eternally, etc etc, seriously what were you thinking?"*swat drone out of way impatiently*(From an Aperture Science Undersized Multi-Directional Aural and Oral Communication Drone)I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
"misko, "your" side was bound only by hate of the lichette. You included a lawful good mechanical dragon who was actually only partly interested in killing her alongside an eldritch abomination who wants to destroy the universe. Not exactly the Justice League.
"Or the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants."
Oh, and incidentally you are unlikely to ever live this down. Just an FYI.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 21, 2012, 09:55:28 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 22, 2012, 01:42:33 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 22, 2012, 11:52:32 am
>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COMEFOLLOW YOINK AND START DEFENDING THE PLANET WITH MY BADASS DUCK TANK
> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE
OH, AND ASK HIM FOR SOME BOOZE.
E:
Guys, OOC THREAD!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 22, 2012, 09:34:24 pm
REATTEMPT ULTIMATE BITCHSLAP COMBO. WHILST IN THE GRIPS OF A TRANQUIL FURY.(2) YOU CRY AND GIVE HIM A LOVING AND TENDER HUG.
BE ANGRY THAT MY ACTION WAS SKIPPED, TWICE IN A ROW!(2) GREATWYRM ACTIVATES HIS SECRET ACTION, SO HE TAKES A CARDBOARD BOX, AND WRITES "TIME MACHINE" ON IT.
DO THIS:SLAY OTHER TWOPACK.
DEVELOP NEW ALLIANCE NAMED "WESTSIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"Send letters to the lichette and misko.
Dear Lichette,
As a moderate, I hope to achieve a solution which helps all. Therefore, I will host a peace teleconference shortly. Please RSVP and inform me on what methods of communication would be best suitable to you ASAP.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
P.S. I am sorry about the debacle at the wedding. It was my first attempt at a moderate solution: Unite the lovers and keep them away from those who wish to kill them.
The letter to misko is essentially the same, but the PS asks if he still considers Xantalos a paladin.
Oh, and lock Xantalos and zombie killer in safe, secure, separate, and empty rooms. Make sure that neither has any objects in their person, period. Except the thingy keeping Xantalos contained, which will keep containing Xantalos.
As Corai is my only follower, make him a lieutenant. Also rename thing containing Xantalos as Aperture Science Omnicidal Containment Device.
respawn as Burt, join people with booze, bring graboid hunting gear(3) "HOW DO YOU GET TO SESAME STREET? YOU SURE KNOW."
BE BLOODY PERSISTENT(4VS2+???)"No."
JOIN MODERATES.(6vs6+3) SHE'S COMFORTABLE NOT BEING A BATSHIT INSANE WORLD DESTROYER.
ATTEMPT TO PERSUADE LICHETTE TO BECOME LICH.
(2) DUCK TANKS CAN'T FLY!>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COMEFOLLOW YOINK AND START DEFENDING THE PLANET WITH MY BADASS DUCK TANK
> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE
OH, AND ASK HIM FOR SOME BOOZE.
E:
Guys, OOC THREAD!
BOSSES:
IGNORE PAIN AND PULL OUT FLOWERS FOR LICHETTE. APOLOGISE ABOUT LACK OF BEING THERE. HINDER XANTALOS ACTION WHILE LASER SHARKS AND DUCK TANKS FIRE ON HIS POSITION.(1+2) SHE IS SOMEWHAT IMPRESSED BY YOUR QUITE CLICHE WAY TO MAKE UP WITH HER. (6+2) YOU ASSAULT XANTALOS, CAUSING HIM TO BE UNABLE TO DO HIS ACTION.
"Yeah, sure."I TRIED THAT. There are a large number of people who really don't care. My OWN side will go AWOL. You've gotta realize here, I'm under pressure from everyone. I feel like a Politician, balancing everyone's needs.Fecking Lich. She does not want peace? Fine.Oh forgot that. Just pretend that The Scout was being really loud and obnoxious,so you couldn't hear her.
"Misko, why don't we just declare a ceasefire? Let everyone recover, and in a few months or so, come to a more permanent agreement."
Can this be continued in secret?
>GATHER SUPPLIES, GREENSTAR'S ENGINEERS, LOTS OF BOOZE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME(5+2) YOU MAKE THE DRUNK CAPITOL OF THE UNIVERSE!
> FLY BIKE TO ANDROMEDA GALAXY, BEGIN MYSTERIOUS CONSTRUCTION ON DECENT -SIZED PLANET THERE
Miskos Godfather Plan/Paladin Turns:
The plan begins.
Step One: Lichette:
While Lichette is distracted in negotiations, Hanslanda sneaks up behind her and tries to kill her. Dirg has been holding off Xantalos, so Hans goes at it alone. He removes a small dagger from his pocket, and tries to stab her.
(4+2vs2) She simply snaps her fingers, and Hanslanda is dust swept in the breeze, heading out towards oblivion.
Step Two: Sinatra & Dorothy:
da-nang and mcclay trek out to the foothills where the two wanderers wander. Sinatra and Dory still are walking up a hill, somehow taking longer to do that than for Yoink to establish a settlement in another galaxy.(3+???vs2+1) The two paladins stand in front on him, declare their name, as per the paladin code, then rush him. Sinatra grabs them, then hurls them into the earth with enough force to powder water.
Step Three: Dirg:
(5+1vs4)Wrex creeps along the hospital wall, looking for a moment in which Dirg is not being watched over by Lichette. He finds his opportunity, and tries to rip him into meaty shreds. However, due to the constant fighting, betrayal and general fucked up stuff, Dirgs paranoia is cranked up to an extreme, thus he spins around and fires at random, striking down Wrex by sheer luck.
Lichette contacts all of the Romantics:
"Guys? You all doing okay? Hanslanda just tried to kill me, and not in a ridiculous and overly complex way."
COMMENTARY:
Those rolls. Those rolls. Any other dice rollers than random or D&D that are good?
Romantics:
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Paladins:
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Wat:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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Post by: Corai on October 22, 2012, 09:37:35 pm
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 22, 2012, 09:38:39 pm
SINCE XANTALOS IS FINE WITH IT, CHUCK CONTAINMENT DEVICE AND CONTAINMENT DEVICE DESTROYING DEVICE INTO PORTAL LEADING TO UNIVERSE BEING DESTROYED. CLOSE PORTAL.
IF THIS WORKS, XANTALOS WILL BE FREED IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND GIVEN A CHANCE TO RELAX. MAYBE HE'LL FEEL INDEBTED TO ME AND DECIDE TO NOT DESTROY MY UNIVERSE.
WORTH A SHOT.
Post by: misko27 on October 22, 2012, 09:40:48 pm
Enter GWG's precious Facility and upload The virus Myself.
Bitchslap Corai into 9th dimension.
Look very pittifully upon Team.
Hunt Down Vorthon And Crush him. In my fists.
Apologize to Lich, saying It was a necceassy thing to keep the allies in place.
Go to Sinatra personally and tell him to fuck off.
Post by: Vorthon on October 22, 2012, 09:43:40 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 22, 2012, 09:44:47 pm
HUNT DOWN MISKO AND BITCHSLAP HIM FROM HERE TO OBLIVION.Haha, your rolls still suck.
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 09:45:37 pm
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
Post by: Wrex on October 22, 2012, 09:51:56 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 09:54:35 pm
>OFFER DIRG A HUG, NO HARD FEELINGS, FOR REAL THIS TIME. OFFER LICHETTE WEREWOLF PUPPIES AS WELL. THERE ARE OTHER, MORE LUCRATIVE KILLING GROUNDS.((If you truly intend to go, I'll fufil our bargain.))
Post by: Yoink on October 22, 2012, 09:54:46 pm
> ALSO BUILD BREWERY TO KEEP SELF HAPPY WHILST WORKING
Post by: Dirg on October 22, 2012, 09:55:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 09:56:57 pm
(Ha, I is finally useful!) "Lichette, I'm fine. Just dealing with the usual trash. Now Xantalos... What was that about you impregnating MY wife?" CREATE A CONTAINER TO CONTAIN XANTALOS FOR GOOD/A WHILE.((posted rebuttal on OOC thread))
Post by: TCM on October 22, 2012, 10:54:28 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 10:55:51 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 22, 2012, 10:56:39 pm
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!FINE. JOINING THE TO BE SLAPPED LIST.
Post by: Cassandra on October 22, 2012, 11:36:28 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 23, 2012, 02:07:18 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 23, 2012, 06:34:44 am
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI promise it's a real universe.
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
Post by: zomara0292 on October 23, 2012, 08:23:10 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 23, 2012, 08:56:38 am
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
AID THIS USING ULTIMATE FULL-FACTION BONUS
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 23, 2012, 11:37:03 am
SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Freak_Fortress_2) PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.[/quote]
PLUS, SEND ALL NORMAL TF2 GUYS TO GUARD PLANET THINGY. FREAKS WILL COME WITH ME TO START THE CONSTRUCTION OF NEW AUSTRALIA.
Post by: miauw62 on October 23, 2012, 12:37:46 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 23, 2012, 06:18:50 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 23, 2012, 10:29:45 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 24, 2012, 04:28:48 pm
Join moderates.(5) YOU FIND THE RITUAL OF SALISBURG, WHICH ALLOWS ONE TO LICHIFY ANOTHER BEING.
"The sheer amount of insanity is insane."
Begin research on dark tombs that teach one how to forcefully change another person's form into a lich.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
Oops.(2+2) YOU THROW THE CONTAINER HOLDING XANTALOS INTO A PARALLEL DIMENSION, WHERE (1+2) A 5 APPEARS ON HIS BODY.
SINCE XANTALOS IS FINE WITH IT, CHUCK CONTAINMENT DEVICE AND CONTAINMENT DEVICE DESTROYING DEVICE INTO PORTAL LEADING TO UNIVERSE BEING DESTROYED. CLOSE PORTAL.
IF THIS WORKS, XANTALOS WILL BE FREED IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND GIVEN A CHANCE TO RELAX. MAYBE HE'LL FEEL INDEBTED TO ME AND DECIDE TO NOT DESTROY MY UNIVERSE.
WORTH A SHOT.
What abouts GreatwyrM? Fine. Activate his Curse. Now. You know what I mean. I want that bonus gone.(2+2vs2+2) YOU WOULD HACK APERTURE, BUT SADLY, YOU CAN'T HEAD DOWN THERE. (1+2vs2) YOU TICKLE HIM GENTLY, BUT HE'S LESS DAMAGED AND MORE OF AGGRAVATED BY THE DISTRACTION.
Enter GWG's precious Facility and upload The virus Myself.
Bitchslap Corai into 9th dimension.
Look very pittifully upon Team.
Hunt Down Vorthon And Crush him. In my fists.
Apologize to Lich, saying It was a necceassy thing to keep the allies in place.
Go to Sinatra personally and tell him to fuck off.
POLITELY ASK THE LICHETTE FOR A SMALL POWER-BOOST SO I CAN HUNT DOWN MISKO AND BITCHSLAP HIM FROM HERE TO OBLIVION."Can't. Dirg needs my power right now."
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(1+2vs2+1) YOU TRY TO ATTACK DIRG, BUT HE TICKLES YOU AND SAVES HIMSELF, AT THE COST OF A PAPER CUT.
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
>OFFER DIRG A HUG, NO HARD FEELINGS, FOR REAL THIS TIME. OFFER LICHETTE WEREWOLF PUPPIES AS WELL. THERE ARE OTHER, MORE LUCRATIVE KILLING GROUNDS.(3)"Uh... Sure, thanks."
She takes the puppies and puts them down, patting their heads hesitantly.
WESTSIDE"WESTSIEEEEDDE!!!!" (3) YOU MAKE THE CALL OF THE WILD GANGSTER, AND THREE WIGGERS SHOW UP TO ASSIST YOU.
SHE SLITHERS INTO PLACE, AND JOINS THE ROMANTICS, SALUTING LICHETTE WITH HER TITANIUM SCYTHE!
SHE JOINS WITH DRIG AFTER SALUTING, SUPPORTING HIS ACTION! SHE STARTS A RITUAL TO SIPHON XANTALO'S POWER AS HE IS CONTAINS!(4vs4+1) THE RITUAL BACKFIRES, DRAINING A LITTLE OF YOUR HEALTH AND PLACING IT WITHIN AN ENCHANTED JAR.
>HAVE THE VOID VORTEX ENVELOP THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL, ANNIHILATING IT IN THE PROCESS(6) YOU STEP WITHIN THE HOSPITAL, THEN COMBINE YOUR POWERS WITH THE VORTEX, SPREADING THE VORTEX TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL. YOU SLAUGHTER CRIPPLES, NEWBORNS, SICK PEOPLE, AND THE TF2 CAST.
Learn to swag and then be the boss Of swag. (co-alligned with the romantics)(4) YOU ARE A SWAGGOT NOW.
(http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Don+t+be+like+this+swag-fag+_b27d9ad4e982a0ab4adb7a7238649ea1.jpg)
(3) YOUR POWERS GRANT HIM AN ADDITIONAL +1.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
GAIN POWER FROM THE VOID GWG SENDS ME TO, THEN KILL DIRG. PAINFULLY. SLOWLY. MAKE HIS INNER BEING REND ITSELF TO SHREDS IN AGONY BEFORE SCATTERING HIS REMAINS TO THE ALL-CONSUMING EMPTINESS.
AID THIS USING ULTIMATE FULL-FACTION BONUS
BE LIKE GWG AND BE MAD THAT MY TURN WAS SKIPPED TWICE IN A ROW.(3) YOU SPAWN A HARD DRIVE CONTAINING FREAK FORTRESS, THEN COSPLAY AS GENTLESPY. THE HARDDRIVE JOINS YOU ON NEW YOINKINIUM.SPAWN GUYS FROM THIS (http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Freak_Fortress_2) PAGE, TURNING SELF INTO GENTLESPY.
PLUS, SEND ALL NORMAL TF2 GUYS TO GUARD PLANET THINGY. FREAKS WILL COME WITH ME TO START THE CONSTRUCTION OF NEW AUSTRALIA.
BECOME DUCK FIGHTER YET AND FLY TO THE DEATH RAY AND GUARD IT.(1) YOU BECOME A DUCK FIGHTER, AND SHOW UP IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE FROM DECOMPRESSION.
respawn as Burt gummer from tremors and grab a cooler of beer and graboid hunting gear load it onto a deuce and a half drive it into hospital(1) YOU RESPAWN AS THE CHARACTER PROFILE ON IMDB, AND ARE THUS A SERIES OF "0"s and "1"s.
LEADER TURNS:
What abouts GreatwyrM? Fine. Activate his Curse. Now. You know what I mean. I want that bonus gone.(2+2vs2+2) YOU WOULD HACK APERTURE, BUT SADLY, YOU CAN'T HEAD DOWN THERE. (1+2vs2) YOU TICKLE HIM GENTLY, BUT HE'S LESS DAMAGED AND MORE OF AGGRAVATED BY THE DISTRACTION.
Enter GWG's precious Facility and upload The virus Myself.
Bitchslap Corai into 9th dimension.
Look very pittifully upon Team.
Hunt Down Vorthon And Crush him. In my fists.
Apologize to Lich, saying It was a necceassy thing to keep the allies in place.
Go to Sinatra personally and tell him to fuck off.
> CONSTRUCT ULTIMATE LONG RANGE DEATHRAY THINGY ON PLANET IN ANDROMEDA(4+2, 4+2) YOU CREATE A MASSIVE DEATHRAY WHICH CAN REACH ACROSS THE DIMENSIONS TO DECIMATE LIFE! WHILE YOU WORK, THE INHABITANTS OF YOUR SETTLEMENT BUILD A BREWERY OF LEGEND.
> ALSO BUILD BREWERY TO KEEP SELF HAPPY WHILST WORKING
Lichette (1+2) builds a small space ship. It's the size of a shuttle, and just about as functional.
NPCs:
Sinatra crests a final hill, followed by Dorothy, and a slight bubble around him in which things would only happen as plans dissolves. Sinatra glances up, and mutters to himself.
"Plot Armor's gone."
Dorothy steps up behind him.
"Wuzzat?"
"Force that protects some people."
"Kay."
Sinatra steps up, expecting to see a hospital, but is surprised to see nothing but a massive vortex of blackness. His jaw drops open.
"... The hell?"
Dory runs up behind him, and stares into the vortex.
"Wha-What happened?"
An Aperture Science sticker flutters from the hospital, into his hand, and he takes ahold of it. He crushes the sticker in his fist, then glares into the vortex.
"They just won't stop. C'mon, we have to go."
He grabs Dorothy, and begins to run off.
Closer to the players, the stairs to the heavens collapse. As do the gates to hell. A lone figure approaches them, a brown haired, rarely shaven man.
"Hey guys? Can you just get along for a while? The universe is getting kind of pissed."
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 04:37:59 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 24, 2012, 04:53:23 pm
Post by: TCM on October 24, 2012, 04:55:19 pm
COMMENCE DRIVE BY
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 24, 2012, 04:59:46 pm
"Now, my dear friend, there's a good reason as to why all this is happening. Let me fill you in: there's a bunch of invincible beings wishing to destroy one another. You might have already known this, you might have not, that is of no relevance. What is, is that you are special. Seen that plot armor? Sure you did. It means you're the key to resolving this. How, you ask? It's simple. We destroy both sides. And everyone who supported them, and everyone who had anything to do with them, and eradicate whatever remains. Of them, of course. I asked you to join our little group, as we've seen the universe itself is angered at us, and that's not a state in which we can propagate our interests. And as much selfish as you can perceive this to be, you do owe me for committing ritual sacrifice to make you something more than a goblin in the middle of a forest, so consider it at least. Have a hat, in case you're interested. 'tis a callsign.
DELIVER HAT OF HYGVZNGRMVYYLUBB, ABSCOND.
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:06:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 05:17:26 pm
"Nope. There all human, and humans can't get along. Well, at least most of them started as human. They're ruled by human emotion at any rate."
Falcon punch Vorthon
Mentally torture Cassandra till she commits messy suicide..
What don't you get about irreconcilable? Xan, GWG, and I will not stop unitl the Lichette is dead. Corai wants to make her male. There is no compromise for that.
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
Also?
FORCIBLY WIPE MISKO'S MEMORY OF LICHETTE, LICH, AND DIRG.
Post by: Dirg on October 24, 2012, 05:22:17 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 05:24:28 pm
I figure Great Wyrm Gold is the better representative of your faction.Your funny. People have tried to attack me before. They failed.
Also?
FORCIBLY WIPE MISKO'S MEMORY OF LICHETTE, LICH, AND DIRG.
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:26:01 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 24, 2012, 05:29:45 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2012, 05:35:24 pm
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
Post by: misko27 on October 24, 2012, 05:46:34 pm
BITCHSLAP MISKO TO OBLIVION.Try it.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 24, 2012, 05:47:18 pm
Nah, won't happen. Spinal likes this game too much.
BITCHSLAP MISKO TO OBLIVION.Good luck.
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Create several security robots of various sorts, spare testing equipment, and enough Cave Johnson's Flaming Lemonades (unlit) to give to everyone at the tea party. Plus other tea party stuff. And a wall of flaming produce. Divert power to manufacturing from nonessential stuff if needed.
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2012, 05:48:20 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 24, 2012, 05:48:40 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 24, 2012, 06:08:37 pm
CONGRATULATE GREAT WYRM GOLD FOR SHUNTING XANTALOS OUT OF THE UNIVERSE BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS ONE.Inform Cassandra that I do not intend to destroy the universe.
...Shunt some power towards making sure I'm not destroying the universe.
Post by: zombie killer on October 24, 2012, 07:33:18 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 25, 2012, 10:50:20 am
̛͍̰̭̞̦͉͕̹̣͇͚̝͐̑̎ͦ́͂̋ͤ̂͡C̢̢̼̗̟̱̦̩͇̳͚͂ͣ̆͗ͬ̓͐̌̉́̌̌́͟Oͫ̎̃ͥ̇͂͌̾̿ͦͮ͞͝҉҉͙̳̰̪̠̜̼̙̺̙̬̩͡N̶̨̙͔̭̹̺͎̦̩̮̟̥̘͇̘̩̫̼͙͂̂͊̿̒̈́͛̔͌̏ͩ̄͜S̸̨̼̮̫̜̟̥͓̈͒͌ͯ̾̒̌͌ͅU͖̘̭̖͔͍̲͙̤͚̬̣̬̣̲͕͑ͦͧͫͫ̊̒̀̀͡͠ͅM̶̻̠̝̪͉̯̬̮̖̘ͬ͋̏ͫ͜Eͩ̈ͤ̽͒҉̻̹͖̖̟͉̗̺̘̞̕͡͞ ̡̮̙͙̳͙͙͎̹̙̰̗̖̺͚̞̮̣̬ͥ̆͊͒ͣͧ̾̅̃ͨ̄͊͘Ḭ͔͕͓̣̣̫̹̥̯̱̬͓̳̼̪̤͚͍̏̍̑́̀͟T̑̓̔̉̑ͫ̀̓̎̐͛ͩ̌̊ͫͩ̀ͨͭ͏̸̡̡̣̜̝̥̥̠͙̰̭̗̗̪̻̳̜̝̳̹͈ ̸̱͖̘͓̹̹̳͎̈́ͦ͗̇̎̍̉͐̓̑̕͟Ắ̴ͪ̌ͤͬ̇̾͗̚҉̣͈̪̟̦̖̮̲̲͕̱̺͜͞L̽ͧ͛̏ͪ̍̓ͬ̓̽̽̈́̃̂ͪ̃̃͡͏̵͉͇̻̯̕͝ͅL̴͉̪̱͔̖̖̋̃ͪ̊͐̀ͨͭͬ̉̂͑ͣͨͥ̚͘͢͞͝
͓̭̖͖͕̥̼̬̺͔̗̝̜͙͚̌̌͗̌̌̆̑͗ͦ̅̃̉̒͆́͢͟͡Aͥ͌͊̏̾̂ͩ͛̿̐͒̍͑̀̚҉̵̡̩̻͍̻̰̠̼̟̙̙͖̝̮͙̩̩̗̪͘͜L̢̺̪̣̲̺̗̙̦̳̆̈̏̒̐ͩͧ̇͒͛̄͜͜͝L̨̗͓̟̝̎̌̾͗ͥ͊̽̽ͦ̽̎̈́ͨ͛̕ͅ ̢̘̤̬͇̞͙̘̖̰ͦ̇ͭ̓ͮ̔̀̀̕͜O̡̺̝̰͉̦͚͉͔̱̮̝̞ͧ̃̈̂̔̇ͬ͛ͧ͐̓ͫ͛ͬ̏̉̋́̕F̸̻͈͙͕̝͎̜̥͚̱͂̄̏̈́̈̃̚͢͡ ̧̛̦̘̗̮̤͍̼ͣͭ́̉̑̐ͥ̔͌ͩ̐ͯͨͨ̚̚͘͝͠I̷̧̳͉̳̩͈̲̼͈̒̈́ͥ͗ͦ͊͛̈́̽Ṯ̛̛̮̳͍̈ͧͫ͛͞
̶̨͂ͦͬ̓̄͗͝͏̧̯̗̟̪͚͍̼̪͎͕͚͙̻͎̠̝ͅĄ̨̮̝͖̺̟͎͕̘̥͇͍̜̌ͭ͑̌͌͝͝͝L̂̉͒ͩ̈̓̅͗ͥ͂ͣ̓̽ͪ̋͒̎ͫ̓͏̨̞͇̙͍̲͎̳̲͟Ḷ̶͖̮͕͈̥̙͂ͯ̇͊̎ͥ͒ͧ͟͠ ̢ͪ͆̇͛ͫ̋ͤͥ̔̿̆͋͡͏̤͙̲͇̩̙̟̩̱͕̰͙̞͝͠O̴͇̜͎͓̭̳̦͙̳̰̝̙̣̟̖̱ͦ̋̃͛̄̅͊͆̀̄ͮ̈́̑̇̒͑̀͞F̛̬̼͚̙̼̠̝̰̖͔̻͚̮̦̥ͥ̔̓ͮ́́ͅ ̛ͤ̄̈́̀͗͋ͯͥ̉͒̚҉̤͈͙͙͔͎̤̲̟͓̲͈̝̤̜͘T̐̅̄ͩ̓ͥ͂ͮ͆ͮ̈́ͪ̍̾̒̉ͣ̍̌͘͢҉̱̲͍̮͖͚͓̟̰̬̫͢͝I̸̵ͩ̇̌̌̑͐̿̄͒͏̲̳̝̮̫͓͎̻̝̥̳M̸̺̗̫̣̼̩̟͇̓̂̈́ͫ̌̉̇̈ͣ͊̇̅ͪ̋ͥ̓́̕E͌̋̈́̍͌̋́́͏̵͇̝̣̻̜̱͕̤̝͎̺̱̺̫̥̭͉ ̨̝͕̣͖̠͔͎͚̤͍̃̏̒̒ͬ̀͘͜A̡͗̃̋ͯ̂̎ͨ̊͌̌̔̄̉͗͒̉҉͓̠̻̼̳̩̼̲̣ͅN̑̃̀̓̓͗ͤ͏͏̡͍͙̫̹͘D̮̹͇̱͙̬͕͔̰͓̺̏̑̾͆̍͜͝͠͡ͅ ̛͈̟̗̥̬̬̬͈̲̞͎̗̰̙̟̖̘̉̃͑ͬ̾̆̑ͤͧ̾̔̓́͟͞ͅS̡̬̮͖̮̱͙͛͐͒͒̒̌̋̎̋͂ͤ̏́͞P̷̛͔͍̥̟̹͍̫̜̻͈͎ͤͣ̑̓̕͝A̶̵̶̭̗̞̳͇̞̿̿̑͆ͮ̾̊̈̚̚ͅC̟̘̘̹͈͈̻̠̬͙̫̠̗͚̮̣͈̯̔ͧͥ̃ͭͯͫ̃̒ͨͦͭͤ̓̆̒͢͡Eͮͧ͛͒͑̆͡͏̲̟͈̮̲̞̜̭̘͍͕ͅͅ
̆͊̍ͬͦͩͧ̋̊͊͘͏͔͇̞̪̯͙͇̬̲̭̙̰͇̻̫̲͟͞Ȧ̛͈̗͙̦̙̮̺̗̥̦̥̹̹̒͌̃̈́̾͌ͯ̚͢͟͡Lͤ̊̇͌̉̌͆͌̔̾̾̂̎ͩͯ҉̡͚̲̹͇̤̥͟L̸ͭ̔̌ͭ̓̿ͮ̈́͒͂̔͋̚̚͝҉҉̡̘͖͉͇͖̬̘̭̘̞͖̳̬͇̺̫̼ ̴̵̡̛͙̥̤̙̺̲̯ͫͪ͛͆̾ͣ͒̽͟Ô̧̯̝͍̞͈͂̓̂́͌̄͡F̜̼͍̭͇̖̭̥͖̝͍̣̥͓͉͍̯̩͋ͧͫͩͦͪ̀̐ͩ̂́̽̑̇̍͊ͤͨͩ͟͞ ̴̸̸̧̢͓̮̭̦̫̺͖̝̬̯̫̖̝͍͂̊ͫͬÇ̴̷̻̟͎̜͔͋̿͐̇ͯ͗̄͂͝Rͭ͆ͧ̒ͪ͋͂̑͊҉̵̥̳̦̫̣̻̲̳̮͍̰̟̞̤Ě̵͙͖͔͉̖̮̠̪̤̫̣͔͙͕ͧ̓̃́͝͞ͅͅA̛̘͕̦̞̩̞̹͌̽̽͐̔́ͥ̆͋ͪͧ͜Ţ̸̛͚̖̺̫̫̪̯̘̤͍̯̲̙̦ͣͪ͊͑ͤ͘͠I̷̡̪͚̥̺̳̰̻̼̰̙̓͛ͬ̀͐̆̋̏ͧ̄̌̎͐ͪ̓̂ͤ͐͞͝O̴̡̙͈͚͔̗͉͂̇̾̓ͫ̉̏̓ͧ͑ͩ̎̌̆͂͑ͫ͋N̨̈́͂̀̔ͩ̓̽͊ͮͦͥ̂̏̒͏͏̪͉̠̪̩̙̬̪͚ͅ
ͥ̀̈ͫ҉̨̧͇̮̬͚̞͕̬̫̝͉̞͚͡ͅE̵̝̘̫̭͑̿̽͗̉̔ͭͫͮ̔̄ͤ̀ͦ͂̒͠͠͞V̷̷̡͉̟͔̫͔͕̳͚͖̯̦̪̫͋̿̉̈́̔̂͂̓̓̀̌ͤ̄ͥ̓ͬ͘E̡̛̩̼̩̩̐̿ͧ̾͋ͭ́͝Rͮ̑ͮ͛̇͛ͭ̉̀̆̊̋͒͒҉̨͏̬̤̲͖͉̲̪͓Y̴̛̺͈̣̖̙̫ͨͯ͒͋ͤ̍̆ͬ͋̍͆ͪ̋͆̽̚͞͝ ̅͒̃ͣ̈́̈͊͗̈͏̞͍͈̘̙̫̪͇̠̦͟͜D̸̶̼͓̝͇͇͙͙̫̼͇̯̀̽̓̎̃̿̚̚Ï̶͑ͣͯ̑͗́̆͟͜͡҉̪̱͔̭M̡̢̞̗͈͎͓̜̾̎͆ͪ͊͂̆́͘E̵ͤͪͮ̉̏̂ͫ̌ͪ͏̧͎͚̥̱̪̀͜N̨͙͓̯̱ͥ͂ͦͩͨ̍̽̑ͪ͛̂̿̉̀̕͠ͅͅS̷̷̻͖͙͔̰͇̺͖̯̳̼̬̮̩̍̎͒̔̊͆͐ͫ͑̆̈̐ͩ͋̎̔̃̀Į̵̷͈͕͎̭̰̺̗̲̼̳̽̽̍ͤ͋̓͊̈́̆̍͐̃͢Ỏ̶̸̡̝͓̗̗̖͉ͭͪ̈́̍̉̂̑͟͡N̢̧ͨ́ͭ̄̿ͬ͂ͫ͂ͥ̍̈͟҉̠̯̺̘̬̟͇̲͠
̢̡̬͇͉̤̫̗͔̝͔̪ͣ̊̉͊ͥ̀̐͘͞E̸̡̢̠̟͔̬̭͍̻̦̖̤̺̫̱͍̪̟̓̒͒̈́ͮ̊̾ͣͬ͆̌̈̕͘ͅͅVͩ̾ͤ̈́̉͐͗̊ͣͫ̂̏͂ͯ͗̉͏̱̠͇͔͇̱̥͔̫͔͎͇E̵ͥ̄̅͆ͭ̎ͯ̓ͥ̉ͮͯ́҉̫͓̠̺͇̲̱̟̥̥͟R̓ͫͤ̋͛ͣͥ͑҉͏͜͏͓͉̬͚͍͉̤̥̠̞͍͖͍͖̦̘̬Y̟̲̞̪̖̹̼͉̹̪͉̝̞͔͓͔͙ͤ̍ͫ̎̊͌̐ͫ̇̅ͮ̔̕ͅͅ ̡̞̯͓̺͇̫̱̭̬͔̘͉̞̮̭͓̥͔ͫ̇̍̋ͤ̔͗ͤ͐̌ͨ̃ͥ͒̑̀͘ͅĄ̵̼̼̱͓̪̙͍̻̻͉͙̼̜͔̪̺̤͙̟̔̌̃̍̎́͠L̲̫͓̟̲̹̟̦̪̤̼̘͚̩͙̯̜̮̐ͣ̐̓̏̾ͯͬͥ̔̃̉͂ͭͯ́̚͘͞T̸̛͉̳̟̭̮͖̺̗͉̲̜̤ͩ̓ͦ̓͜͜͝E̸͙̖͓̳̤̖̠͇̠͖͓̪ͨ͛̇ͣ̆͑̎̋̑̏͗́͟͞Rͮ̓ͧ̏͞͏҉̶͏̞͙̖̺̥̣̞̠͈̪͈͎̫͔̙̹ͅͅṄ̸̡̲̦̟͔̩̖̹̣̫̀̍ͣ͐͆͒̇̌Ȁ́͒ͮ̋͋̅̀̇̊ͯ̓͐͂̓̅͊ͩ҉̨̢̛̮͖̬͈̱̮̣͕̩͜ͅͅT̨̠̦̦̖̞͚̞͍̰̺̖̣̤̱̩̘ͨͦ̇̈́ͧ̀Ȩ̴͙̘̪̩̗̔ͬͨ̒̽͛̾̈́̾ͨ́̚ ̴̛̤̹̭̜̟̹͍͚̗̼̬̲̪̩͙̠͚͈͈̓̊̎͒̈͋͗͊̏̆ͭ̐ͨ͋̂̍͟͡U̡̘̖͖̮͓͈͙̹͕̯͖̹ͪ̉ͩ͌̈͢Ņ̨͖̟̦̣̣͓̣̤̪͉̘̜͍̻̫̠̥̒ͬ̓́̓̇̈́̓̓̇̄̊̏ͥͬ̇͠ͅI̵͈̹̭̯ͮ̓͋͒́͜͞͡V̶͙̘̯͙͙̙̥̝̼̍̐̍̎̿ͬ͆̎ͬ͒ͧ̄ͭ͌̕͜ͅE̷̡ͭͩ͂̌ͭ̈́͞͏̗͍̻̞̞̮̫͖͓̩R͆̇̆̈́͒̂ͤ͗̆͐̈͜͠͏͏͓͎̦͠S̸̳͔͙̖̩̮̬̩͕͕̖̞͕̘̖͒ͯ̌ͦ̎͛ͦ͋̄ͦ͑͘͠͡ͅË̵̢̺̱̼͎͚̻̯͓̏ͦͩ̈ͧͦͧ͘
̹͍̞̝̆̌ͬ͋͛̀ͥ͗̑ͨͨ͟͞A̷̱̩̯̖͖̙͈̳̯͈̫͈̥̭̥ͨ̊̂ͥ̆ͩ̈́̂̀͒͗͒̉͑̃͞L̓̇̑ͤ̾ͭ̓̑͊ͥ̈́͂ͪ͋̓ͪ̂ͥ͟͏̩̲̤̝̙̠L̨̽̋̑̑̑̒҉̸҉͎̣̗̭̲̰̺̩̝̥̖̘͖͝ ̴̛͓̘̟̥ͦ̉́ͬ̏͑͟͡O̖̞̣̺̙̲͔̱͕̹̺̓̿͂̓̚̕͘͟F̴̘͍͇̝ͭ̏͊̍ͯ̇͋̒̇̀͞ ̅ͬ̃̉ͪ͐ͨ͗̿͑̈̽͋̃ͪ͏̷͈̩̗̙̲̥͔̯̘̀͠T̞͙̬̣͈̦̮̖͕̫̬̼̯͉͛͌̏̒̎͆̑̏̑ͦ̓͗͞͞Ḫ̢̡̫̼͚̺͎͊ͧ͆ͭͅE̅̇̌ͬͣ͋̽̈́͆̃̑̎ͨ̈̊ͪ̿҉̣̺͖͍̭̬͈̙̙̻̺̟͍̰̳͈̰͎͝ͅ ̒̉̆̆̄̂ͭ͌̔̎́̽͟͏͇̯͖̹̬͈̘͉͝͞Ṃ̷̣̤̲̗̗͇͙̳̾͌ͭ̽̈͜U̷̵ͪͫ͋̎̈́ͦ͗̒̾̓̈ͩ̿ͫ̑̉́́́͏͔̭̗͈̼͈̠̜̫͍͕͇̖̝͔̠̣L͋ͪͣͯͨ͛͞҉̲̥̰̱͕̮͓̙̞͙͖̹͕̻͔̲͔ͅͅT̢̀͒̊ͣ͐͋̏̉̒͌̄͛҉̛̩͎͓̼̥̩̪̹͉̝̙̺͚͔̯͞ͅͅͅͅĮ̷̳̩͓̜͖̖̤̗͕̺̜̠͔ͮͨ̄̃̊̈́ͤͦ́̈́̄̚ͅͅV̢̢̠̦̺̩̲̫͓̗͕̣̬͈̟̖̓̾̐ͧEͦ̾̒̐ͮͣ̉̅ͣ͗̑̑͏́͡͏̪̯͔͍̭͈̭̤̲͓͎̱̥͞R̻̭̥̞͓̹̪̟͚̞ͧ͒͌̏̽̒̾͒͜S̶̴̨̋ͬͦͬ̀̔ͪ͐̌̆͆̂̓͋̏ͥ̃̽ͬ҉͇̜̮͕͜Ě̵̱̪̤͔̩̗̠̬̋̿̈̀
̶̵̹͖̻̰͍͚̮̗̪ͮ́̃ͦͥ͛͗͗̓ͥ̿ͨ͒ͅA͑ͨͯ͌̂̀͌͑͏͏̶̟̜̹̜͎͕̟̗̹͖̦͎̳͎͙̀͢N̅ͭͮ̒͋͆̑͑ͦ̉̂͐͡͏̞̪͉̳͙̞̺̫͉̤̫͡͠D̴̢̨̼̬̻̰̣͎͍̮̩̮̜̀̓͌̋̈͂͋̍́̃̑͠͡ ̢͓͕̥̯̣̪̣̰̫̮̦̘͍̳̙͇̱͍́̂̏̈́ͫ͋̈͐ͧ̈́͐ͯͩ̓̌̈́̒̎ͯ́ͅB̵̶̧̛̫̦͔̰͎̩̼̺̟̟̙͓̘̙̬͒̏̋͋̉̐̿͟Ę̡͕̩̻̝̠̟̏̒̍̀̃͂̒̄̚Ý̸̧̨͖̯̦̦̤̠͉͖͈̣̺̖̩̣̿͌̉͛̂ͨͯ͊O͌ͫ̀̈́̀ͭ͑ͥ̅҉҉̗̺͉̦̞͈́͜Ṇ͔͙̝̫̠̩̝̅ͪ͂ͫ̑̅ͨͫ̀̚̕D̴̡̪̝͍̙̦ͭͬ͆ͦ̏͌̌̍̈́̑̔̏́͗͝ͅ"̑̄ͬ̑ͬ͗̅̑ͦͭͮͪ̒̈͒̾͋͘̕͏̵̡͔̠̙͚̦̦̲̦̰̰͇͎̪̞̼ͅͅ
>MAKE VORTEX SELF-SUSTAINABLE AND SET IT TO EXPONENTIAL GROWTH
Post by: Cassandra on October 25, 2012, 11:09:51 am
Focus!
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Post by: da_nang on October 25, 2012, 11:29:59 am
Push da_nang into his vortex, then shut it down.
Focus!
J̯̱̹͚̝̣̖ͯ͊͗̿ͮO̝̰͉͠O͇̟͆Ȑ̬̰̋͑̅ͯ ̗͍̼̉ͨͦͦͅͅM̰̦̗̲ͧ̾E̵̿͒͛̅̂̅̓Y̦̩͇̹̱̰͍̿͒̀̇̓̚͡,̹̤̙̹͚̜̥ͥ͋ ̧̩͚͕̳͛Iͦͩ͐҉̝'̡̖͚̋̊̂ͅM̟̓ ̝͇̱͔̪͛͋͒͐͐̅Ā̗̣̹͎̦̠͠Lͮ͗̍ͧͥ̃͏͔̠͕̼̬̻̯R͎̩ͦ̀ͬ͋̍͑͢E͖̘̋̉̏͜ͅẢ͈͓̮͓͈̗̓̄ͥͤD͖̥̟̙̲͎̏̾̉ͮͬY̹̰͔̘͞ ̱̿̓̓̂̑̏I̊̀̀ͯͮN͓̮̯ͥ̀S̵͖͇̤͇̝̤̮͛Iͧ́͛̓̔͑͋͏̱̻͓̥̯̙͓D̮̤̉͛̔̕E̷̲̱̦̲̘ ̬̩̙̳̹͆͊̐̅̽̌̀T̑̾ͬ̎ͪͅH̀͏͙Ȇ͉͍ͫͤ̉̊ͮ ̺̤V͉͍̪͇͔͚̅̋̑ͥ͑̃́O͚͔͇̖̟̼ͧ̎ͤI̖͓ͥͣD̰͎̞͙ͨͩ́͐͞ ̸̼̉Vͣ͗́ͯ͐̐ͣO̳̙ͤ̃͑͛ͣ͊R̹͔̱͙̍̏ͮͥͣ̽͗͜T̶͔̻ͮ̃E̩͙͚͇̞̹ͯͮͩͮ̋̋ͅX͖̦̤̬̭͍̙ͥ͛
͉̦̭̱̳̱͖W̟͋̒̑̋ͫ͂͠I̜̙͙T͍̘̠̜̹̤ͅH͍̍̿̎̇́̔ ͨ͜E͖͓͇̭̙͎͛̋́ͦͮͫ̀͝V̷̱͍̈́̉̽̓̑Ê̦̗͙̜̪̫͇̑̑R̘̥̻̪ͤͧͣ̏ͤͬͦY̫̲̖͉͉͓͘ ̠̟͈̻̙̞̭̋ͯ̏̌ͤB̫̳̫̜̩͛ͬİ̹͔̲͝ͅT̫̘̖̬̱̹̲͐̐ͪ̏̓ ̪͙̲͇̲̝͗͝O̡ͯF̖͇͓̳ ͕̳̟̫͉̘͖ͦͩͬͣ͡C̩̳͉̲͓̣̿͐̀RE̱̬̙̠͚̫̥ͣ̓̔̀ͩA͂̋̎̅T̮͔͍̝̲̐̂̕I̦͖̖̖͇̻ͮͅǪ̻̝̙̮͍̳̰ͣ̆̾͌Nͩ͢ͅ ̷̺͇̞̠̞̽͌ͯ̎ͪ͒T̥̫̻͂H̷͚̤̃ͩA͇͉̥ͅT̖ ̳͖̥̠̲̪̣̏͊̈́̈́ͩͯ̿́S̛̙̳̝͕̱̎̒̎ͭ̓̌Ë͎̯̪̝ͫ̌EP̸̹̳̫̞̣̑S̨̪̬̹͖̦̘̚ ̡̣͇̹̗ͮ͌̑I͙̦͇͙̯ͩ̈́̄̿̉͋̍ͅN͓̲͔̤̦̣̽ͤŢ̘̻͓͎͍͎̣ͭ̔̉̽ͪ͂ͮƠ̭͓͙̤̩͖̓ ̝ͭͮ͂̉̂ͩI̭̜̼͙͉̖͓T̟̙̱̝ͩ̃ͯͣͫ͟S̸̮̥̰̤̓̓̍̂̽̊ ͍̘̖̌̏̂͐̈E̛͍̯͓̬̓ͦ̎V̪̪̮̦̏̌̀͠ͅE̙͖̠͕͐̉̂ͥͯ̀̉N̷̙̗ͫ̂ͭͩͅͅT̷̜̮̻͍̹̲̙ͪͫ́̓ͨ ̰̼̱̞̿́H̾ͮͭ͝O͕͓͚͚̒̓̎ͪ͡R͌̾̂ͭ͆̿̏͏I̳̳͔̮̣̋Z̼̙͉̠̤ͦ̾̇O͒́N̗̙̫̍̇ͭ
̫͚͔̟́̽͊̒̅ͩ̚ͅI̻̠̩̱̼̍ͩͤ̏̾ͅT̟͎̗̺̟̝̻ ͎̫̻͓̱̇̾͒ͯ͐́ͅǴ̛̠̺̠ͣ͂ͩR͇̃O̫͎̭͓͇͎ͪ̇̀ͣ̚W̡͈͙͕͉̦ͧͣ͒̆̚Ș͒͊͆͘ ̢̠͍̤̠͎͍̍ͨ͑̈̏ͬ́M̹̜̮͙̟͑͒̏ͦ͒O̱͉̭͙͇͖̅̓ͦͣ̈̋͠Rͫ̋̃ͭ̍ͫ͒Ẻ̸͔͓͓̮͆̾̈ͣ̏ͬͅ ̒͝P̲͍̲̻̟̰̬̉̓͂̄ͣO̙̤͉̘̞̟͚ͥ̊ͧ͘W̡̥̓ͭͨ͆E̺ͣ̾͆ͣR̛̗̮͇̓ͬ͐F̭̘͈͆͆͆̃̃U̹͍ͩLͯ̉̔̿̉̀ ͤ̊̚͡A͈̹͕̜̖ͅͅÑ̲͚̃̏ͯ̆ͪͮD̢̲̰̠̬̜̯̳̾͊ ̜̗̫̝̝͈͛S̞̳̞̘̝̙̄͋̚Ô̚ ͚̬̺̤̙̱̌́̈́ͥ̈̈̕D̲͎͚̠̲̯̬͗͗̓̃̆͘O̻̰̺ͥ͗͆͒̕ ̶̝̩̻͕̞̯ͥ͗̽ͧ͛Ĩ͎͇ͭ͛͂ͯ̂ͥ ͈͋ͥ͡C̻̜͙̜͛ͬÖ́̔ͦ͞N̖̳̳̖̪̥ͨ̈́̏̀S͈͎̥̜͎̣̀̆̄ͥ̎ͭ̊E̵Q̗͚ͯ̐ͦ͐̂͘U̬̝̝̯̜̩̱͊̾̔̌͆̒̽E̡͕͙̟̖̲̮̎̿ͩ̇Ñ̡̦͓̜̓̈́̓T̩͓̝͈̊̋͆Ľ̖̱͔̼͙̥̏̑̏̚ͅŶ͕͈̰̘̦͓͕̈̒̆̽́
A̛ͪ̽͂̑͂͏̢̤͉̦̱̥̪͚͈̤̹̠̕ͅŅ̠̻̩̦̼̍̈́̐̅͢͟͝D̍͂͆̈́ͬͫ͛̋͒̉̚͟͏͈̥̙̘̝̭̭̜̬̠̼̝ͅ ͓͍̻̤͈̎ͮͬ͗͊ͨ̆͂̉ͪ̄ͪ̅̈́̀̚T̢͖̬̼̘̘̥͕̫̝̳̯̣̭͊ͫ͊̾̑̀̀͂̕͠͞ͅH̴̯̲͉̘̦̖͂̉̅̚͟͞ͅȦ̯͇̩͎͍̼̥̻̹̫͌ͥ͂̓̐̇͊͗̃͂͑ͭ͊͛̿́̚̚͡Ţ̸̡͖̹͈̙̰̜̌̇ͮ̏ͯ̐'̧̤͉̖̯̝̻͙̗̱͙̇͊ͩ͊̅ͧ͛ͫͦ̓̑ͤ̿̐̾́S̸̢̡̩̗̭̟̰̣̖̜̣̭̖̩̞̫̒ͫ̇̐̽ͧͧ̐̌̓͛͞ ̀͗̄ͨ͌̅̆̓ͤ̈̈̄͡͏̧͔̙̘̞̜̙͞Ž̶̡͉͈̥̭̬̙͚̬̞̫̖̲̙͙̲͉ͫͫ̈́ͭ̉̆ͯ͠U̴̡̱̠͔͎̜̎͐̑̉̊ͨ̏̈̿ͥ̄̉L̨̋ͫ͒̆ͬ̔ͧ̍̑ͪ͂̓ͣ̓͒̂̃̕͟͝҉̠̠̯͉̩̰͕̤̮ͅͅͅ-̸̋͆̑̍̊̋͊͆ͩ̏̿ͦ͛̓̀҉̢͉͉̺̯̗͇͕͡M̸̯̥̬̉ͪ̒ͫ͊͂ͪͯ̈́ͤ̊̀̚͟͜Ã̵͕̰̤̯͛̋͆̀̉̈̎ͩ̈́̽̚͟͡G̨̥̼̰̐͛̇̐͌ͪ̌͌ͫ̊͗͋͊̉̿̎͂̓͜N̮̲̗͍̗͈̤͚̱̲̲̻̻͙̓̀̓͆ͮ͆͛͊ͥͦ̄͒̿̉̐͡͠Ȇ̶̺͕̬͖̉͒ͤ̈͊ͮͭ͠ ̶̸̮̟̫̦͓͖͉̹͖̘ͫ̉̈̊ͨͨͭ͝V̐ͩ͒̌̄ͦ̒̐̊͗̄̓̉̅ͣ͌ͤ͠҉̷̯̭͔̝̣̬̯̪̤̣̻̖͍̕Ơ̧̧͉͕̱̞̮̬̗͍ͭ̎͑̈́̇ͭ̅͂̄̈́̿̂ͦ̍̚͜͢R̷̥̯̞̗̙̠͍̙̭̗̖̗̮̖͒͂ͮ̉ͨ̊̏ͨͥ͢ͅX̵̴̵͚̜̩͚ͧ̃̀͂̀ͅI̴̿ͦ̉ͩ̄̄͒͛̌͐͏̯̹̱̼͕͔̻͟L̴͕͎̯̯̘̏̌͋͑ͨ̐͌͒ͧ̈̍͐̂̚̚͞ͅ ̸̨̹̦̮̲̗̪̱̗̯̙̖͍͓̘͍͕͍̮ͣ̈́ͦ̽ͦ͐̋͂ͥ͊̉ͪͦͯ̚͟͡T̨̛̛̠̣̯̦̤̪̼͈̩̼͖͎̓ͮͪ̅̈́͋̅̄ͬ̋͂̀͘O̠̫̟̥̞̻̝̝͕̰̥̟͌͗͗̂ͯͦ͑̌̊̓͑̏̈́͒̈͂̉̚͡ ̗͖͉̰̺̔ͦ̆̽͊͟͝͞͝Y̷̴̛̱̥͓̹̩ͯ̉ͥ̽ͭ͑ͯ́̓͋̉́́͞Ò̴̢̟̱̺̙̻̟̯̲̭̲͓̜̮̻̙͗͊̀́͢͟U̶̷̢̱͙̰͉͉̠̗̱̙̩͓̝̲̗̭̣ͨͯ̽ͨ̊ͫͤ͂͋͛̐ͪ̾̉̃͜ͅ,̸̗̳̗̞̲̫͔̰͍̞̻̻̣̤̟̙̞̯̰͛ͦͦ̈́̾̓ͩ͒̚̕͡ ̶̭͕͕̣̼̬̤̳̘̫͓̖̙͍͚͈̝̺̓͂͑ͤ͛ͫͣ͒̏ͧ̅̀̓͠ͅP̸̢̡̥̼̜̞̦͎̗̺͔̗̗͙̮ͧͮ̏̏̐͌̏ͩ͒̚ͅU̸̧̝̮͓̭̠̯̜̖̬̱̯̩̜͇͈̗̞̯̯̒ͫ̂̏͗̒͢N̵͂̽̈́̔ͤ̉ͥͪͬ͐̎̊͐̉̍ͦͣ̍҉҉͉̠̝̹̗̞̹̹͈̜̱͍̩͜ͅẎ̷̫̼̙̫̜̩̲̳̘͙̮̖̲̈͛͒̔̆͂ͯ͐̃͢͢͞͠ ̶̨̧ͫͧͧ̓ͬ͂̂̋̽̉̄ͣ͢͏͓̗̮͓̝̲̤̝̙̩͙̞ͅJ̷ͭ̔ͥ͛̍̆̉̓̊̐͏͢҉̞̼͓͕͟O̟͉̩̫͉͇̟̣̞̟͖̅̒ͤ̈́́́͟͟͠Ŏ̶̟͔͎͇͕̺͚̝̘̻̬͙̣̖̞̜̓̌̈͑̃̈̚̚͞ͅŖ̛̻͉͙̻͓̙̼̱̰̲̺̭̏ͧ̇ͯͨ͋ͥ͊͞!̡͕̘͙̺̤̟̝̳̪͕̦̥̯͔̠̹̼̝̳̽ͦͬ͂͋̌̀̕͠
Post by: miauw62 on October 25, 2012, 11:44:53 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 25, 2012, 04:21:09 pm
SHUT DOWN DA_NANGS VOID VORTEX, THEN!
Focus!
(Edit!)
WISH GOOD LUCK.
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 06:06:40 pm
"̴̢̧̥͚̭̞̲̫̟͖̱̐̓ͮ̇̑̉́̌ͪ̋̃͗ͧ̕M̱̩̲̯̩̝̦̳̥̓̍͐ͤͫ̓ͭ̋̐ͦ̽́͜͜ͅO̧͆̓̈ͭͣͥ͛̆̈͗͆ͨ̀̇ͬ̄̐̍͆̕͏̷̱̼͉͕̪̞̜̝̰̦̟̙̦̙Ơ̷̱͍͉̪̞͉̘̦͉̝͎̟̩̥̜̇̽͗ͩ́̐̅ͯ̚͟͟ͅͅÔ̴̢̼̯̬͓̻̘̟̹ͯ̅ͦ̉̊̌́̑͌Õ̭̜̹͇͔̲̫̞̣̖̱̭̣̘͚͔̮̎ͤ͛̆́̒ͣ̑͐̀̀͜͝O͊͋̐͐̂́ͥ͒̌̄ͧ̈̽҉͇͇̥̻̰̺̼̟̼͈͇͍̟̲̟̣͎͘O̧̜̹̹̻̞͙͔̲̟̜͙̠͖̪͊ͧ̃̋̏̿͗̒͑͜R̡͚͙̼̲̱̹̬̜̜͚̼͙̞̘̟̓̒ͩ͒̄̇͗̓̂ͬ͌̿ͭ̀̚͘E̙̻͕͕̅̍́̋̈́ͬ̌͐̃͋͐̅ͥͮ́́͘͡Ȩ̴͓̻̤͖̖̝ͤ̉̆̒ͪͧ̇ͯͨͮ̇͝ͅͅÈ̵̷͙̮̠̰̹̼̟͕̜̪͙̲̭͈̽̓͆̅̆ͦ̆ͪ͌ͧͤ̕͟E̢̢̯͍̞̜̙̹̟̼̹͙̥͉̫͉̭͉̱͗͂̾̾ͦ̆̈́ͬͧ͑̄ͣ̅̓͂ͧ͠͠Glad you're supporting me.
̛͍̰̭̞̦͉͕̹̣͇͚̝͐̑̎ͦ́͂̋ͤ̂͡C̢̢̼̗̟̱̦̩͇̳͚͂ͣ̆͗ͬ̓͐̌̉́̌̌́͟Oͫ̎̃ͥ̇͂͌̾̿ͦͮ͞͝҉҉͙̳̰̪̠̜̼̙̺̙̬̩͡N̶̨̙͔̭̹̺͎̦̩̮̟̥̘͇̘̩̫̼͙͂̂͊̿̒̈́͛̔͌̏ͩ̄͜S̸̨̼̮̫̜̟̥͓̈͒͌ͯ̾̒̌͌ͅU͖̘̭̖͔͍̲͙̤͚̬̣̬̣̲͕͑ͦͧͫͫ̊̒̀̀͡͠ͅM̶̻̠̝̪͉̯̬̮̖̘ͬ͋̏ͫ͜Eͩ̈ͤ̽͒҉̻̹͖̖̟͉̗̺̘̞̕͡͞ ̡̮̙͙̳͙͙͎̹̙̰̗̖̺͚̞̮̣̬ͥ̆͊͒ͣͧ̾̅̃ͨ̄͊͘Ḭ͔͕͓̣̣̫̹̥̯̱̬͓̳̼̪̤͚͍̏̍̑́̀͟T̑̓̔̉̑ͫ̀̓̎̐͛ͩ̌̊ͫͩ̀ͨͭ͏̸̡̡̣̜̝̥̥̠͙̰̭̗̗̪̻̳̜̝̳̹͈ ̸̱͖̘͓̹̹̳͎̈́ͦ͗̇̎̍̉͐̓̑̕͟Ắ̴ͪ̌ͤͬ̇̾͗̚҉̣͈̪̟̦̖̮̲̲͕̱̺͜͞L̽ͧ͛̏ͪ̍̓ͬ̓̽̽̈́̃̂ͪ̃̃͡͏̵͉͇̻̯̕͝ͅL̴͉̪̱͔̖̖̋̃ͪ̊͐̀ͨͭͬ̉̂͑ͣͨͥ̚͘͢͞͝
͓̭̖͖͕̥̼̬̺͔̗̝̜͙͚̌̌͗̌̌̆̑͗ͦ̅̃̉̒͆́͢͟͡Aͥ͌͊̏̾̂ͩ͛̿̐͒̍͑̀̚҉̵̡̩̻͍̻̰̠̼̟̙̙͖̝̮͙̩̩̗̪͘͜L̢̺̪̣̲̺̗̙̦̳̆̈̏̒̐ͩͧ̇͒͛̄͜͜͝L̨̗͓̟̝̎̌̾͗ͥ͊̽̽ͦ̽̎̈́ͨ͛̕ͅ ̢̘̤̬͇̞͙̘̖̰ͦ̇ͭ̓ͮ̔̀̀̕͜O̡̺̝̰͉̦͚͉͔̱̮̝̞ͧ̃̈̂̔̇ͬ͛ͧ͐̓ͫ͛ͬ̏̉̋́̕F̸̻͈͙͕̝͎̜̥͚̱͂̄̏̈́̈̃̚͢͡ ̧̛̦̘̗̮̤͍̼ͣͭ́̉̑̐ͥ̔͌ͩ̐ͯͨͨ̚̚͘͝͠I̷̧̳͉̳̩͈̲̼͈̒̈́ͥ͗ͦ͊͛̈́̽Ṯ̛̛̮̳͍̈ͧͫ͛͞
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ͥ̀̈ͫ҉̨̧͇̮̬͚̞͕̬̫̝͉̞͚͡ͅE̵̝̘̫̭͑̿̽͗̉̔ͭͫͮ̔̄ͤ̀ͦ͂̒͠͠͞V̷̷̡͉̟͔̫͔͕̳͚͖̯̦̪̫͋̿̉̈́̔̂͂̓̓̀̌ͤ̄ͥ̓ͬ͘E̡̛̩̼̩̩̐̿ͧ̾͋ͭ́͝Rͮ̑ͮ͛̇͛ͭ̉̀̆̊̋͒͒҉̨͏̬̤̲͖͉̲̪͓Y̴̛̺͈̣̖̙̫ͨͯ͒͋ͤ̍̆ͬ͋̍͆ͪ̋͆̽̚͞͝ ̅͒̃ͣ̈́̈͊͗̈͏̞͍͈̘̙̫̪͇̠̦͟͜D̸̶̼͓̝͇͇͙͙̫̼͇̯̀̽̓̎̃̿̚̚Ï̶͑ͣͯ̑͗́̆͟͜͡҉̪̱͔̭M̡̢̞̗͈͎͓̜̾̎͆ͪ͊͂̆́͘E̵ͤͪͮ̉̏̂ͫ̌ͪ͏̧͎͚̥̱̪̀͜N̨͙͓̯̱ͥ͂ͦͩͨ̍̽̑ͪ͛̂̿̉̀̕͠ͅͅS̷̷̻͖͙͔̰͇̺͖̯̳̼̬̮̩̍̎͒̔̊͆͐ͫ͑̆̈̐ͩ͋̎̔̃̀Į̵̷͈͕͎̭̰̺̗̲̼̳̽̽̍ͤ͋̓͊̈́̆̍͐̃͢Ỏ̶̸̡̝͓̗̗̖͉ͭͪ̈́̍̉̂̑͟͡N̢̧ͨ́ͭ̄̿ͬ͂ͫ͂ͥ̍̈͟҉̠̯̺̘̬̟͇̲͠
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̹͍̞̝̆̌ͬ͋͛̀ͥ͗̑ͨͨ͟͞A̷̱̩̯̖͖̙͈̳̯͈̫͈̥̭̥ͨ̊̂ͥ̆ͩ̈́̂̀͒͗͒̉͑̃͞L̓̇̑ͤ̾ͭ̓̑͊ͥ̈́͂ͪ͋̓ͪ̂ͥ͟͏̩̲̤̝̙̠L̨̽̋̑̑̑̒҉̸҉͎̣̗̭̲̰̺̩̝̥̖̘͖͝ ̴̛͓̘̟̥ͦ̉́ͬ̏͑͟͡O̖̞̣̺̙̲͔̱͕̹̺̓̿͂̓̚̕͘͟F̴̘͍͇̝ͭ̏͊̍ͯ̇͋̒̇̀͞ ̅ͬ̃̉ͪ͐ͨ͗̿͑̈̽͋̃ͪ͏̷͈̩̗̙̲̥͔̯̘̀͠T̞͙̬̣͈̦̮̖͕̫̬̼̯͉͛͌̏̒̎͆̑̏̑ͦ̓͗͞͞Ḫ̢̡̫̼͚̺͎͊ͧ͆ͭͅE̅̇̌ͬͣ͋̽̈́͆̃̑̎ͨ̈̊ͪ̿҉̣̺͖͍̭̬͈̙̙̻̺̟͍̰̳͈̰͎͝ͅ ̒̉̆̆̄̂ͭ͌̔̎́̽͟͏͇̯͖̹̬͈̘͉͝͞Ṃ̷̣̤̲̗̗͇͙̳̾͌ͭ̽̈͜U̷̵ͪͫ͋̎̈́ͦ͗̒̾̓̈ͩ̿ͫ̑̉́́́͏͔̭̗͈̼͈̠̜̫͍͕͇̖̝͔̠̣L͋ͪͣͯͨ͛͞҉̲̥̰̱͕̮͓̙̞͙͖̹͕̻͔̲͔ͅͅT̢̀͒̊ͣ͐͋̏̉̒͌̄͛҉̛̩͎͓̼̥̩̪̹͉̝̙̺͚͔̯͞ͅͅͅͅĮ̷̳̩͓̜͖̖̤̗͕̺̜̠͔ͮͨ̄̃̊̈́ͤͦ́̈́̄̚ͅͅV̢̢̠̦̺̩̲̫͓̗͕̣̬͈̟̖̓̾̐ͧEͦ̾̒̐ͮͣ̉̅ͣ͗̑̑͏́͡͏̪̯͔͍̭͈̭̤̲͓͎̱̥͞R̻̭̥̞͓̹̪̟͚̞ͧ͒͌̏̽̒̾͒͜S̶̴̨̋ͬͦͬ̀̔ͪ͐̌̆͆̂̓͋̏ͥ̃̽ͬ҉͇̜̮͕͜Ě̵̱̪̤͔̩̗̠̬̋̿̈̀
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>MAKE VORTEX SELF-SUSTAINABLE AND SET IT TO EXPONENTIAL GROWTH
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 25, 2012, 08:16:02 pm
Drain life back from jar, then politely give up fighting. Unknown figures are not something she wishes to annoy.(5) YOU DRAIN YOUR MISSING LIFE FORCE FROM THE JAR, AS WELL AS SOME OF THE MAGIC USED TO ENCHANT IT.
USE MAH POWERS TO MAKE THE HARD DRIVE INTO THE REAL CHARACTERS. THEN SPAWN MULTITUDES OF DEMOPAN TO ATTACK DA_NANG(4) THE HARD DRIVE PUMPS ITS DATA INTO THE CORPSES OF THE BASE CLASSES.. THEY CORRUPT, AND CHANGE. THEY BECOME FREAKS. (6) YOU DUPLICATE THE DEMOPAN, CAUSING A TSUNAMI OF HAT WEARING, PAN WIELDING DEMOS. THE TSUNAMI LANDS BEHIND YOU, AND POURS INTO THE VOID, TAKING YOU, AND DA_NANG WITH IT. THE VOID IS PLUGGED BY THE HORDE, AND COLLAPSES ONTO ITSELF, LEAVING BEHIND A STOUT SHAKO.
RECRUIT MORE GANGSTERS FROM COMPTON(6) YOU BRING FOURTH GANGSTERS! THEY BETRAY YOU, AND GUN YOU DOWN.
COMMENCE DRIVE BY
APPEAR BEHIND SINATRA(5) YOU GIVE HIM A HAT. IT'S LIKE TF2!
"Now, my dear friend, there's a good reason as to why all this is happening. Let me fill you in: there's a bunch of invincible beings wishing to destroy one another. You might have already known this, you might have not, that is of no relevance. What is, is that you are special. Seen that plot armor? Sure you did. It means you're the key to resolving this. How, you ask? It's simple. We destroy both sides. And everyone who supported them, and everyone who had anything to do with them, and eradicate whatever remains. Of them, of course. I asked you to join our little group, as we've seen the universe itself is angered at us, and that's not a state in which we can propagate our interests. And as much selfish as you can perceive this to be, you do owe me for committing ritual sacrifice to make you something more than a goblin in the middle of a forest, so consider it at least. Have a hat, in case you're interested. 'tis a callsign.
DELIVER HAT OF HYGVZNGRMVYYLUBB, ABSCOND.
BITCHSLAP MISKO TO OBLIVION.(3vs4+2)YOU SLAP MISKO, BUT YOUR HAND BEGINS TO DISSOLVE IN THE ACIDITY OF HIS HATRED.
You know what? I's done. The universe is mad, eh?(1) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF!
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
AHH PARADOX!(2+2) YOU MAKE JOHNSON BRAND PRODUCTS, WHICH YOU HAND OUT AT THE PARTY AS FAVORS.
Nah, won't happen. Spinal likes this game too much.BITCHSLAP MISKO TO OBLIVION.Good luck.
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Create several security robots of various sorts, spare testing equipment, and enough Cave Johnson's Flaming Lemonades (unlit) to give to everyone at the tea party. Plus other tea party stuff. And a wall of flaming produce. Divert power to manufacturing from nonessential stuff if needed.
rearrange myself into virus, take over any vulnerable device(1) YOU ARRANGE YOURSELF INTO AN OPERATING SYSTEM, WHICH GREATWYRM BEGINS DUALBOOTING.
"̴̢̧̥͚̭̞̲̫̟͖̱̐̓ͮ̇̑̉́̌ͪ̋̃͗ͧ̕M̱̩̲̯̩̝̦̳̥̓̍͐ͤͫ̓ͭ̋̐ͦ̽́͜͜ͅO̧͆̓̈ͭͣͥ͛̆̈͗͆ͨ̀̇ͬ̄̐̍͆̕͏̷̱̼͉͕̪̞̜̝̰̦̟̙̦̙Ơ̷̱͍͉̪̞͉̘̦͉̝͎̟̩̥̜̇̽͗ͩ́̐̅ͯ̚͟͟ͅͅÔ̴̢̼̯̬͓̻̘̟̹ͯ̅ͦ̉̊̌́̑͌Õ̭̜̹͇͔̲̫̞̣̖̱̭̣̘͚͔̮̎ͤ͛̆́̒ͣ̑͐̀̀͜͝O͊͋̐͐̂́ͥ͒̌̄ͧ̈̽҉͇͇̥̻̰̺̼̟̼͈͇͍̟̲̟̣͎͘O̧̜̹̹̻̞͙͔̲̟̜͙̠͖̪͊ͧ̃̋̏̿͗̒͑͜R̡͚͙̼̲̱̹̬̜̜͚̼͙̞̘̟̓̒ͩ͒̄̇͗̓̂ͬ͌̿ͭ̀̚͘E̙̻͕͕̅̍́̋̈́ͬ̌͐̃͋͐̅ͥͮ́́͘͡Ȩ̴͓̻̤͖̖̝ͤ̉̆̒ͪͧ̇ͯͨͮ̇͝ͅͅÈ̵̷͙̮̠̰̹̼̟͕̜̪͙̲̭͈̽̓͆̅̆ͦ̆ͪ͌ͧͤ̕͟E̢̢̯͍̞̜̙̹̟̼̹͙̥͉̫͉̭͉̱͗͂̾̾ͦ̆̈́ͬͧ͑̄ͣ̅̓͂ͧ͠͠(4) THE REMAINS OF THE VORTEX SPUTTER BACK TO LIFE, BUT ARE FOREVER CHANGED. "STOUT SHAKO TWO REFINED?" ECHOES FROM THE VORTEX.
̛͍̰̭̞̦͉͕̹̣͇͚̝͐̑̎ͦ́͂̋ͤ̂͡C̢̢̼̗̟̱̦̩͇̳͚͂ͣ̆͗ͬ̓͐̌̉́̌̌́͟Oͫ̎̃ͥ̇͂͌̾̿ͦͮ͞͝҉҉͙̳̰̪̠̜̼̙̺̙̬̩͡N̶̨̙͔̭̹̺͎̦̩̮̟̥̘͇̘̩̫̼͙͂̂͊̿̒̈́͛̔͌̏ͩ̄͜S̸̨̼̮̫̜̟̥͓̈͒͌ͯ̾̒̌͌ͅU͖̘̭̖͔͍̲͙̤͚̬̣̬̣̲͕͑ͦͧͫͫ̊̒̀̀͡͠ͅM̶̻̠̝̪͉̯̬̮̖̘ͬ͋̏ͫ͜Eͩ̈ͤ̽͒҉̻̹͖̖̟͉̗̺̘̞̕͡͞ ̡̮̙͙̳͙͙͎̹̙̰̗̖̺͚̞̮̣̬ͥ̆͊͒ͣͧ̾̅̃ͨ̄͊͘Ḭ͔͕͓̣̣̫̹̥̯̱̬͓̳̼̪̤͚͍̏̍̑́̀͟T̑̓̔̉̑ͫ̀̓̎̐͛ͩ̌̊ͫͩ̀ͨͭ͏̸̡̡̣̜̝̥̥̠͙̰̭̗̗̪̻̳̜̝̳̹͈ ̸̱͖̘͓̹̹̳͎̈́ͦ͗̇̎̍̉͐̓̑̕͟Ắ̴ͪ̌ͤͬ̇̾͗̚҉̣͈̪̟̦̖̮̲̲͕̱̺͜͞L̽ͧ͛̏ͪ̍̓ͬ̓̽̽̈́̃̂ͪ̃̃͡͏̵͉͇̻̯̕͝ͅL̴͉̪̱͔̖̖̋̃ͪ̊͐̀ͨͭͬ̉̂͑ͣͨͥ̚͘͢͞͝
͓̭̖͖͕̥̼̬̺͔̗̝̜͙͚̌̌͗̌̌̆̑͗ͦ̅̃̉̒͆́͢͟͡Aͥ͌͊̏̾̂ͩ͛̿̐͒̍͑̀̚҉̵̡̩̻͍̻̰̠̼̟̙̙͖̝̮͙̩̩̗̪͘͜L̢̺̪̣̲̺̗̙̦̳̆̈̏̒̐ͩͧ̇͒͛̄͜͜͝L̨̗͓̟̝̎̌̾͗ͥ͊̽̽ͦ̽̎̈́ͨ͛̕ͅ ̢̘̤̬͇̞͙̘̖̰ͦ̇ͭ̓ͮ̔̀̀̕͜O̡̺̝̰͉̦͚͉͔̱̮̝̞ͧ̃̈̂̔̇ͬ͛ͧ͐̓ͫ͛ͬ̏̉̋́̕F̸̻͈͙͕̝͎̜̥͚̱͂̄̏̈́̈̃̚͢͡ ̧̛̦̘̗̮̤͍̼ͣͭ́̉̑̐ͥ̔͌ͩ̐ͯͨͨ̚̚͘͝͠I̷̧̳͉̳̩͈̲̼͈̒̈́ͥ͗ͦ͊͛̈́̽Ṯ̛̛̮̳͍̈ͧͫ͛͞
̶̨͂ͦͬ̓̄͗͝͏̧̯̗̟̪͚͍̼̪͎͕͚͙̻͎̠̝ͅĄ̨̮̝͖̺̟͎͕̘̥͇͍̜̌ͭ͑̌͌͝͝͝L̂̉͒ͩ̈̓̅͗ͥ͂ͣ̓̽ͪ̋͒̎ͫ̓͏̨̞͇̙͍̲͎̳̲͟Ḷ̶͖̮͕͈̥̙͂ͯ̇͊̎ͥ͒ͧ͟͠ ̢ͪ͆̇͛ͫ̋ͤͥ̔̿̆͋͡͏̤͙̲͇̩̙̟̩̱͕̰͙̞͝͠O̴͇̜͎͓̭̳̦͙̳̰̝̙̣̟̖̱ͦ̋̃͛̄̅͊͆̀̄ͮ̈́̑̇̒͑̀͞F̛̬̼͚̙̼̠̝̰̖͔̻͚̮̦̥ͥ̔̓ͮ́́ͅ ̛ͤ̄̈́̀͗͋ͯͥ̉͒̚҉̤͈͙͙͔͎̤̲̟͓̲͈̝̤̜͘T̐̅̄ͩ̓ͥ͂ͮ͆ͮ̈́ͪ̍̾̒̉ͣ̍̌͘͢҉̱̲͍̮͖͚͓̟̰̬̫͢͝I̸̵ͩ̇̌̌̑͐̿̄͒͏̲̳̝̮̫͓͎̻̝̥̳M̸̺̗̫̣̼̩̟͇̓̂̈́ͫ̌̉̇̈ͣ͊̇̅ͪ̋ͥ̓́̕E͌̋̈́̍͌̋́́͏̵͇̝̣̻̜̱͕̤̝͎̺̱̺̫̥̭͉ ̨̝͕̣͖̠͔͎͚̤͍̃̏̒̒ͬ̀͘͜A̡͗̃̋ͯ̂̎ͨ̊͌̌̔̄̉͗͒̉҉͓̠̻̼̳̩̼̲̣ͅN̑̃̀̓̓͗ͤ͏͏̡͍͙̫̹͘D̮̹͇̱͙̬͕͔̰͓̺̏̑̾͆̍͜͝͠͡ͅ ̛͈̟̗̥̬̬̬͈̲̞͎̗̰̙̟̖̘̉̃͑ͬ̾̆̑ͤͧ̾̔̓́͟͞ͅS̡̬̮͖̮̱͙͛͐͒͒̒̌̋̎̋͂ͤ̏́͞P̷̛͔͍̥̟̹͍̫̜̻͈͎ͤͣ̑̓̕͝A̶̵̶̭̗̞̳͇̞̿̿̑͆ͮ̾̊̈̚̚ͅC̟̘̘̹͈͈̻̠̬͙̫̠̗͚̮̣͈̯̔ͧͥ̃ͭͯͫ̃̒ͨͦͭͤ̓̆̒͢͡Eͮͧ͛͒͑̆͡͏̲̟͈̮̲̞̜̭̘͍͕ͅͅ
̆͊̍ͬͦͩͧ̋̊͊͘͏͔͇̞̪̯͙͇̬̲̭̙̰͇̻̫̲͟͞Ȧ̛͈̗͙̦̙̮̺̗̥̦̥̹̹̒͌̃̈́̾͌ͯ̚͢͟͡Lͤ̊̇͌̉̌͆͌̔̾̾̂̎ͩͯ҉̡͚̲̹͇̤̥͟L̸ͭ̔̌ͭ̓̿ͮ̈́͒͂̔͋̚̚͝҉҉̡̘͖͉͇͖̬̘̭̘̞͖̳̬͇̺̫̼ ̴̵̡̛͙̥̤̙̺̲̯ͫͪ͛͆̾ͣ͒̽͟Ô̧̯̝͍̞͈͂̓̂́͌̄͡F̜̼͍̭͇̖̭̥͖̝͍̣̥͓͉͍̯̩͋ͧͫͩͦͪ̀̐ͩ̂́̽̑̇̍͊ͤͨͩ͟͞ ̴̸̸̧̢͓̮̭̦̫̺͖̝̬̯̫̖̝͍͂̊ͫͬÇ̴̷̻̟͎̜͔͋̿͐̇ͯ͗̄͂͝Rͭ͆ͧ̒ͪ͋͂̑͊҉̵̥̳̦̫̣̻̲̳̮͍̰̟̞̤Ě̵͙͖͔͉̖̮̠̪̤̫̣͔͙͕ͧ̓̃́͝͞ͅͅA̛̘͕̦̞̩̞̹͌̽̽͐̔́ͥ̆͋ͪͧ͜Ţ̸̛͚̖̺̫̫̪̯̘̤͍̯̲̙̦ͣͪ͊͑ͤ͘͠I̷̡̪͚̥̺̳̰̻̼̰̙̓͛ͬ̀͐̆̋̏ͧ̄̌̎͐ͪ̓̂ͤ͐͞͝O̴̡̙͈͚͔̗͉͂̇̾̓ͫ̉̏̓ͧ͑ͩ̎̌̆͂͑ͫ͋N̨̈́͂̀̔ͩ̓̽͊ͮͦͥ̂̏̒͏͏̪͉̠̪̩̙̬̪͚ͅ
ͥ̀̈ͫ҉̨̧͇̮̬͚̞͕̬̫̝͉̞͚͡ͅE̵̝̘̫̭͑̿̽͗̉̔ͭͫͮ̔̄ͤ̀ͦ͂̒͠͠͞V̷̷̡͉̟͔̫͔͕̳͚͖̯̦̪̫͋̿̉̈́̔̂͂̓̓̀̌ͤ̄ͥ̓ͬ͘E̡̛̩̼̩̩̐̿ͧ̾͋ͭ́͝Rͮ̑ͮ͛̇͛ͭ̉̀̆̊̋͒͒҉̨͏̬̤̲͖͉̲̪͓Y̴̛̺͈̣̖̙̫ͨͯ͒͋ͤ̍̆ͬ͋̍͆ͪ̋͆̽̚͞͝ ̅͒̃ͣ̈́̈͊͗̈͏̞͍͈̘̙̫̪͇̠̦͟͜D̸̶̼͓̝͇͇͙͙̫̼͇̯̀̽̓̎̃̿̚̚Ï̶͑ͣͯ̑͗́̆͟͜͡҉̪̱͔̭M̡̢̞̗͈͎͓̜̾̎͆ͪ͊͂̆́͘E̵ͤͪͮ̉̏̂ͫ̌ͪ͏̧͎͚̥̱̪̀͜N̨͙͓̯̱ͥ͂ͦͩͨ̍̽̑ͪ͛̂̿̉̀̕͠ͅͅS̷̷̻͖͙͔̰͇̺͖̯̳̼̬̮̩̍̎͒̔̊͆͐ͫ͑̆̈̐ͩ͋̎̔̃̀Į̵̷͈͕͎̭̰̺̗̲̼̳̽̽̍ͤ͋̓͊̈́̆̍͐̃͢Ỏ̶̸̡̝͓̗̗̖͉ͭͪ̈́̍̉̂̑͟͡N̢̧ͨ́ͭ̄̿ͬ͂ͫ͂ͥ̍̈͟҉̠̯̺̘̬̟͇̲͠
̢̡̬͇͉̤̫̗͔̝͔̪ͣ̊̉͊ͥ̀̐͘͞E̸̡̢̠̟͔̬̭͍̻̦̖̤̺̫̱͍̪̟̓̒͒̈́ͮ̊̾ͣͬ͆̌̈̕͘ͅͅVͩ̾ͤ̈́̉͐͗̊ͣͫ̂̏͂ͯ͗̉͏̱̠͇͔͇̱̥͔̫͔͎͇E̵ͥ̄̅͆ͭ̎ͯ̓ͥ̉ͮͯ́҉̫͓̠̺͇̲̱̟̥̥͟R̓ͫͤ̋͛ͣͥ͑҉͏͜͏͓͉̬͚͍͉̤̥̠̞͍͖͍͖̦̘̬Y̟̲̞̪̖̹̼͉̹̪͉̝̞͔͓͔͙ͤ̍ͫ̎̊͌̐ͫ̇̅ͮ̔̕ͅͅ ̡̞̯͓̺͇̫̱̭̬͔̘͉̞̮̭͓̥͔ͫ̇̍̋ͤ̔͗ͤ͐̌ͨ̃ͥ͒̑̀͘ͅĄ̵̼̼̱͓̪̙͍̻̻͉͙̼̜͔̪̺̤͙̟̔̌̃̍̎́͠L̲̫͓̟̲̹̟̦̪̤̼̘͚̩͙̯̜̮̐ͣ̐̓̏̾ͯͬͥ̔̃̉͂ͭͯ́̚͘͞T̸̛͉̳̟̭̮͖̺̗͉̲̜̤ͩ̓ͦ̓͜͜͝E̸͙̖͓̳̤̖̠͇̠͖͓̪ͨ͛̇ͣ̆͑̎̋̑̏͗́͟͞Rͮ̓ͧ̏͞͏҉̶͏̞͙̖̺̥̣̞̠͈̪͈͎̫͔̙̹ͅͅṄ̸̡̲̦̟͔̩̖̹̣̫̀̍ͣ͐͆͒̇̌Ȁ́͒ͮ̋͋̅̀̇̊ͯ̓͐͂̓̅͊ͩ҉̨̢̛̮͖̬͈̱̮̣͕̩͜ͅͅT̨̠̦̦̖̞͚̞͍̰̺̖̣̤̱̩̘ͨͦ̇̈́ͧ̀Ȩ̴͙̘̪̩̗̔ͬͨ̒̽͛̾̈́̾ͨ́̚ ̴̛̤̹̭̜̟̹͍͚̗̼̬̲̪̩͙̠͚͈͈̓̊̎͒̈͋͗͊̏̆ͭ̐ͨ͋̂̍͟͡U̡̘̖͖̮͓͈͙̹͕̯͖̹ͪ̉ͩ͌̈͢Ņ̨͖̟̦̣̣͓̣̤̪͉̘̜͍̻̫̠̥̒ͬ̓́̓̇̈́̓̓̇̄̊̏ͥͬ̇͠ͅI̵͈̹̭̯ͮ̓͋͒́͜͞͡V̶͙̘̯͙͙̙̥̝̼̍̐̍̎̿ͬ͆̎ͬ͒ͧ̄ͭ͌̕͜ͅE̷̡ͭͩ͂̌ͭ̈́͞͏̗͍̻̞̞̮̫͖͓̩R͆̇̆̈́͒̂ͤ͗̆͐̈͜͠͏͏͓͎̦͠S̸̳͔͙̖̩̮̬̩͕͕̖̞͕̘̖͒ͯ̌ͦ̎͛ͦ͋̄ͦ͑͘͠͡ͅË̵̢̺̱̼͎͚̻̯͓̏ͦͩ̈ͧͦͧ͘
̹͍̞̝̆̌ͬ͋͛̀ͥ͗̑ͨͨ͟͞A̷̱̩̯̖͖̙͈̳̯͈̫͈̥̭̥ͨ̊̂ͥ̆ͩ̈́̂̀͒͗͒̉͑̃͞L̓̇̑ͤ̾ͭ̓̑͊ͥ̈́͂ͪ͋̓ͪ̂ͥ͟͏̩̲̤̝̙̠L̨̽̋̑̑̑̒҉̸҉͎̣̗̭̲̰̺̩̝̥̖̘͖͝ ̴̛͓̘̟̥ͦ̉́ͬ̏͑͟͡O̖̞̣̺̙̲͔̱͕̹̺̓̿͂̓̚̕͘͟F̴̘͍͇̝ͭ̏͊̍ͯ̇͋̒̇̀͞ ̅ͬ̃̉ͪ͐ͨ͗̿͑̈̽͋̃ͪ͏̷͈̩̗̙̲̥͔̯̘̀͠T̞͙̬̣͈̦̮̖͕̫̬̼̯͉͛͌̏̒̎͆̑̏̑ͦ̓͗͞͞Ḫ̢̡̫̼͚̺͎͊ͧ͆ͭͅE̅̇̌ͬͣ͋̽̈́͆̃̑̎ͨ̈̊ͪ̿҉̣̺͖͍̭̬͈̙̙̻̺̟͍̰̳͈̰͎͝ͅ ̒̉̆̆̄̂ͭ͌̔̎́̽͟͏͇̯͖̹̬͈̘͉͝͞Ṃ̷̣̤̲̗̗͇͙̳̾͌ͭ̽̈͜U̷̵ͪͫ͋̎̈́ͦ͗̒̾̓̈ͩ̿ͫ̑̉́́́͏͔̭̗͈̼͈̠̜̫͍͕͇̖̝͔̠̣L͋ͪͣͯͨ͛͞҉̲̥̰̱͕̮͓̙̞͙͖̹͕̻͔̲͔ͅͅT̢̀͒̊ͣ͐͋̏̉̒͌̄͛҉̛̩͎͓̼̥̩̪̹͉̝̙̺͚͔̯͞ͅͅͅͅĮ̷̳̩͓̜͖̖̤̗͕̺̜̠͔ͮͨ̄̃̊̈́ͤͦ́̈́̄̚ͅͅV̢̢̠̦̺̩̲̫͓̗͕̣̬͈̟̖̓̾̐ͧEͦ̾̒̐ͮͣ̉̅ͣ͗̑̑͏́͡͏̪̯͔͍̭͈̭̤̲͓͎̱̥͞R̻̭̥̞͓̹̪̟͚̞ͧ͒͌̏̽̒̾͒͜S̶̴̨̋ͬͦͬ̀̔ͪ͐̌̆͆̂̓͋̏ͥ̃̽ͬ҉͇̜̮͕͜Ě̵̱̪̤͔̩̗̠̬̋̿̈̀
̶̵̹͖̻̰͍͚̮̗̪ͮ́̃ͦͥ͛͗͗̓ͥ̿ͨ͒ͅA͑ͨͯ͌̂̀͌͑͏͏̶̟̜̹̜͎͕̟̗̹͖̦͎̳͎͙̀͢N̅ͭͮ̒͋͆̑͑ͦ̉̂͐͡͏̞̪͉̳͙̞̺̫͉̤̫͡͠D̴̢̨̼̬̻̰̣͎͍̮̩̮̜̀̓͌̋̈͂͋̍́̃̑͠͡ ̢͓͕̥̯̣̪̣̰̫̮̦̘͍̳̙͇̱͍́̂̏̈́ͫ͋̈͐ͧ̈́͐ͯͩ̓̌̈́̒̎ͯ́ͅB̵̶̧̛̫̦͔̰͎̩̼̺̟̟̙͓̘̙̬͒̏̋͋̉̐̿͟Ę̡͕̩̻̝̠̟̏̒̍̀̃͂̒̄̚Ý̸̧̨͖̯̦̦̤̠͉͖͈̣̺̖̩̣̿͌̉͛̂ͨͯ͊O͌ͫ̀̈́̀ͭ͑ͥ̅҉҉̗̺͉̦̞͈́͜Ṇ͔͙̝̫̠̩̝̅ͪ͂ͫ̑̅ͨͫ̀̚̕D̴̡̪̝͍̙̦ͭͬ͆ͦ̏͌̌̍̈́̑̔̏́͗͝ͅ"̑̄ͬ̑ͬ͗̅̑ͦͭͮͪ̒̈͒̾͋͘̕͏̵̡͔̠̙͚̦̦̲̦̰̰͇͎̪̞̼ͅͅ
>MAKE VORTEX SELF-SUSTAINABLE AND SET IT TO EXPONENTIAL GROWTH
TAKE INTERDIMENSIONAL SHORTCUT TO NEW YOINKINIUM, REFORM AS ANTIMATTER GOLEM(1) YOU REFORM AS NEW YOINKINIUM, THEN TAKE AN INTER DIMENSIONAL DIMENSIONAL PORTAL TO THE CORE OF DAMNATION. WELCOME BACK TO HELL.
NOW THAT XANTALOS IS TAKEN CARE OF, OBTAIN NEW RING TO GIVE TO LICHETTE, APOLOGISE ABOUT BEING TERRIBLE AND NOT THERE LATELY. SECRETELY READ LICHETTE'S DIARY FOR IDEAS TO CREATE THE PERFECT HONEYMOON SPOT FOR HER. BEGIN CONSTRUCTION IF I SEE ANYTHING USEFUL FOR SUCH PURPOSE.(2+1) CUBIC ZIRCONIA ACQUIRED! SHE'S NOT SURE IT'S REAL, BUT NOT SURE IF SHE CARES EITHER. (6+1) YOU LOOK THROUGH HER JOURNAL, AND FIND THAT SHE DREAMS BIG. REALLY, REALLY BIG. (1+1) NO CHEAP LABOR EXISTS TO CONSTRUCT A PLACE SHE WOULD LIKE.
NPCs:
The brown haired man pales, then gets angry.
"Hey! I am an aspect of the universe itself! You will not ignore me!"
BOSSES:
ROMANTIC:
(6+2) Lichette builds a much more advanced shuttle, but it only has one seat. As she contemplates rebuilding it, she looks at the brown-haired man.
"Shit!"
After she mutters a few vulgarities, Lichette grabs Dirg, and shoves him into the seat.
"Hope you don't mind honey, but there's only one seat here."
She sits on his lap, and grabs the controls, setting them for New Yoinkinium.
PALADIN:
Explain to brown man:(5+2vs3) (1+2vs1) YOU SPIT CAPTAIN FALCON FROM YOURSELF, AND HE SLUGS VORTHON IN HIS CLASSY FACE WITH A FLAMING FIST. THEN, YOU BEAM POP MUSIC AT CASSANDRA, AND SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND, SCREAMING AND DYING.
"Nope. There all human, and humans can't get along. Well, at least most of them started as human. They're ruled by human emotion at any rate."
Falcon punch Vorthon
Mentally torture Cassandra till she commits messy suicide..
What don't you get about irreconcilable? Xan, GWG, and I will not stop unitl the Lichette is dead. Corai wants to make her male. There is no compromise for that.
COMMENTARY:
CONGRATULATE GREAT WYRM GOLD FOR SHUNTING XANTALOS OUT OF THE UNIVERSE BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS ONE.
SHUT DOWN DA_NANGS VOID VORTEX, THEN!
Focus!
(Edit!)
I figure Great Wyrm Gold is the better representative of your faction.
Also?
FORCIBLY WIPE MISKO'S MEMORY OF LICHETTE, LICH, AND DIRG.
NEGOTIATE TRUCE WITH GREAT WYRM GOLD, XANTALOS, AND CORAI.Please condense all of your actions into one post. Use the modify button.
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
TCM:
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 08:20:13 pm
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
Post by: Corai on October 25, 2012, 08:23:12 pm
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 08:24:41 pm
Arrest Corai for working against the state.
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
DO THIS To New-Yoinkium Planets
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Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 08:26:27 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 08:27:58 pm
No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
Post by: Cassandra on October 25, 2012, 08:29:08 pm
Post by: Corai on October 25, 2012, 08:29:47 pm
No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
Humans and kobolds are ultimate. All other species suck.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 25, 2012, 08:31:00 pm
...And my roll? Or did you miss it?You destroyed yourself. More fodder.You know what? I's done. The universe is mad, eh?
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
What state?RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.Arrest Corai for working against the state.
Attend tea party via Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Telelpresence Device. Invite NPC who insists he's an aspect of the universe. Heck, invite lichette. Call misko on vidoephone so he can join without being there.
Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy.Aid action, or at least let Cassandra choose some Aperture Science products to borrow. Reasonable ones only.
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 08:31:40 pm
Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 08:32:59 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 08:34:29 pm
Rebuttal:No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
Humans and kobolds are ultimate. All other species suck.
Besides, in my empire all who are willing to work for the good of the state may recieve it's numerous benefits.Arrest Corai for working against the state.
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy.That is not how necromancy works.
I may want to rescue Xantalos from this utterly random assualt. He is my lieutenent, after all.
It's very simple. I am the state, and therefore by running against me, you lose access to priveleges. Like freedom.What state?RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.Arrest Corai for working against the state.
Post by: Vorthon on October 25, 2012, 08:34:29 pm
STOP DISSOLVING. THEN HITCH A RIDE ON THE ROCKET.
"Don't leave us here!"
Post by: zombie killer on October 25, 2012, 08:35:12 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 08:35:30 pm
Fuck.It was time you learned your lesson. YOU JUST GOT FALCON-PUNCHED.
STOP DISSOLVING. THEN HITCH A RIDE ON THE ROCKET.
"Don't leave us here!"
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 25, 2012, 08:37:24 pm
Wait, wtf GWG? I are not teh universe.
Quote from Spinal:
Quote from: Xantalos on October 24, 2012, 05:35:24 pm You know what? I's done. The universe is mad,eh? DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMSOF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW INTHE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION. (1) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF!
Wow, tablet copy/paste sucks.
Post by: Dirg on October 25, 2012, 09:01:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 09:02:18 pm
...Derp. Didn't see that.Wait, wtf GWG? I are not teh universe.
Quote from Spinal:
Quote from: Xantalos on October 24, 2012, 05:35:24 pm You know what? I's done. The universe is mad,eh? DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMSOF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW INTHE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION. (1) YOU DESTROY YOURSELF!
Wow, tablet copy/paste sucks.
Post by: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 09:05:47 pm
New-Yoinkinium,
That is a brilliant Idea Xantalos.Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Humans are great at violence.MEHSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 25, 2012, 10:47:10 pm
*Misko Brain-wave*How will you rule the world if you destroy it? Good you, you DO need my help!
New-Yoinkinium,That is a brilliant Idea Xantalos.Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Humans are great at violence.MEHSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 10:48:06 pm
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110802024143/sonicfanon/images/f/fd/NOPE.jpg)*Misko Brain-wave*How will you rule the world if you destroy it? Good you, you DO need my help!
New-Yoinkinium,That is a brilliant Idea Xantalos.Destructive tendencies? Human?No, misko, we are not 'rule' by human emotion. Speciesist.I call destructive tendancies human.
And I have REPEATEDLY STATED Humans are the best species, HOW CAN I NOT BE SPECIESIST?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Humans and kobolds are unbelievably bad at violence.
To the OOC thread for any further arguments, though.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Humans are great at violence.MEHSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: da_nang on October 26, 2012, 03:18:17 am
>REPAIR VOID VORTEX AND EXPAND IT
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2012, 09:54:39 am
>ONLY YOU AND I ARE IN VOID
>ESCAPE VOID. HAVE PAINIS CUPCAKE EAT DA_NANG
Post by: miauw62 on October 26, 2012, 10:06:06 am
-Action suspended until i find out if i'm just a DUPLICATE of new yoinkinium or actually new yoinkinium. -
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 26, 2012, 06:21:23 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 06:24:30 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 26, 2012, 06:28:17 pm
I DUN SCREWED UP! IGNORE THIS!TROLOLO
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 26, 2012, 06:31:10 pm
(2+1) YOU HARNESS THE POWER OF THE DESTRUCTOR FROM TIMES FORGOTTEN, DISSOLVING A FEW SYRINGES THAT WERE FLUNG FROM THE HOSPITAL! ONLY A LOT MORE OT GO.DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
(4) YOU BECOME EL PRESIDENTE!
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy. Also use ghostly and necromatic powers to stay on the rocket.(5) YOU HURL SPECTRAL POWER AT HIM, GIVING HIM A BONUS. (1) THEN YOU THROW SUPER GLUE ON THE ROCKET, THEN FLOAT TOWARDS IT. SUPER GLUE DOESN'T EFFECT GHOSTS... BUT IT DOES EFFECT BACTERIAL COLONIES, AND ONE LODGES ONTO THE SHUTTLE.
...And my roll? Or did you miss it?You destroyed yourself. More fodder.You know what? I's done. The universe is mad, eh?
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
Fuck.(2)YOU REMAIN DISSOLVING, AND ON THE GROUND.
STOP DISSOLVING. THEN HITCH A RIDE ON THE ROCKET.
"Don't leave us here!"
kill myself and respawn as Burt gummer and kill Nazis with graboid killing gear(3) YOU RESPAWN AS BERT FROM SESAME STREET AND (3vs4) GET KICKED BACK TO SESAME STREET.
"I'm fine dear, are you gonna have enough room to pilot this thing? Also who the hell is that?" ASK LICHETTE ABOUT BROWN HAIRED MAN AND IF THAT WAS WHO MORGAN FREEMAN WAS TALKING ABOUT. ATTEMPT TO SHRINK VORTHON TO THE SIZE OF A FLEA SO HE CAN FIT IN THE ROCKET."It's magic, don't worry, and as for that guy... I don't really know. I just had a forboding feeling, and with what I saw before... He's spooky, and I think he's got friends."
(6+5) YOU WASTE YOUR BONUS ON MAKING VORTHON THE PERFECT SIZE FOR THE SHIP, AS WELL AS FIXING THE SHIP TO MAKE IT FIT HIM.
>ENSURE ANNIHILATION OF FREAKS INSIDE VOID VORTEX(2) YOU PROPOGATE THE DEMOPANS WITHIN THE VORTEX, CREATING THE DEMOVOID. (6) YOU DEVOTE YOUR TIME TO POWERING UP THE DEMOVOID VORTEX, WHICH IS SLOWLY DISSOLVING INTO YOUTUBE.
>REPAIR VOID VORTEX AND EXPAND IT
>FREAKS ARE NOT IN VOID.(3) YOUR ARM IS EXPELLED FROM THE VOID. (4) PAINIS BITES OFF A LITTLE BIT OF THE VOID.
>ONLY YOU AND I ARE IN VOID
>ESCAPE VOID. HAVE PAINIS CUPCAKE EAT DA_NANG
NPCs:
The brown haired man takes a black rifle from his back, which has a red line going down the center of the barell. A cord from the back leads to a black pack on his back, which has a painting of a pale-white angel on it. Futuristic plate armor materializes onto him, and he twists a few knobs.
"C'mon guys, I don't want to do this the hard way. Please, just get along, or I'll have to kill all of you."
BOSSES:
DRUNK:
Yoink is drunk!
ROMANTIC:
(5+2) Lichette guides the ship to a smooth, controlled landing on new yoinkinium.
"Dirg, we've got to keep this place safe. Yoink will let us get married."
She forges a runic magical shield around Yoinkinium.
MODERATE:
YOU INVITE A GOOD DEAL OF PEOPLE TO VORTHONS TEA PARTY, INCLUDING THE BROWN-HAIRED MAN AND LICHETTE. BROWN-HAIRED MAN CAN COME, BUT LICHETTE GIVES YOU A DIFFERENT RESPONSE.What state?RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.Arrest Corai for working against the state.
Attend tea party via Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence Telelpresence Device. Invite NPC who insists he's an aspect of the universe. Heck, invite lichette. Call misko on vidoephone so he can join without being there.Haunt Dirg, and help build his honeymoon location from beyond the grave via necromancy.Aid action, or at least let Cassandra choose some Aperture Science products to borrow. Reasonable ones only.
"Sorry, but you've betrayed me a good number of times, as well as that I'm busy escaping that doomed sector of space."
(4+2) YOU ALSO GRANT DIRG ABILITIES, USING THE MAGIC OF CAPITALISM, AND LAY OUT A SELECTION OF APERTURE PRODUCTS.
PALADIN:
Explain to brown man that all here are human, are at least rule by human emotions, and connot therefore stop fighting or work together in any aspect until they find you a threat.(2+3vs2+4)Arrest Corai for working against the state.
RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN MISKO'S WORLD. USE MODERATE AND LIBERAL STRATEGIES. PROMISE A WORLD BETTER THAN THE ONE MISKO PROMISES. BRIBE THE VOTERS TOO.
DO THIS To New-Yoinkium PlanetsSpoiler (click to show/hide)
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"Damn, thought you would have improved since then."
(3+3vs4) THE MILITARY REVOLTS, AND TAKES OVER A GOOD PORTION OF THE PLANET IN YOUR NAME.
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Cassandra on October 26, 2012, 06:35:29 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 06:36:05 pm
Also why I only get +1?GAIN +1 FROM CUDDLE POWER AND DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 26, 2012, 06:46:13 pm
"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW WMD"
FIRE IT AT ALL THE THINGS
Post by: TCM on October 26, 2012, 06:52:34 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 26, 2012, 06:54:52 pm
Retreat base to safe distance. Teleport all followers back to base to regroup.
Military Huh? Excellent. Coordinate between them and my military. Spy on Enemy.
Arrest and torture Corai for being Opposition Leader. Frame charges of Larceny.
Attempt to resume contact with Lichette, ask if she knows what the hell is up with the brown guy.
Post by: Dirg on October 26, 2012, 07:08:37 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2012, 07:19:47 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 26, 2012, 08:22:30 pm
Avoid cuddling Xantalos.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
Post by: Corai on October 26, 2012, 08:25:36 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 26, 2012, 08:26:28 pm
Post by: Corai on October 26, 2012, 08:26:58 pm
((Didn't you already win?))
(( Nah, i'm just El Presidente. ))
Post by: zombie killer on October 26, 2012, 08:52:00 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 26, 2012, 08:56:39 pm
((Didn't you already win?))Your definition of win is very limited greatwyrm, since I'm a republican, and english is therfore mandated, no one speaks spanish. Plus there,s of course, my turn.
Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away.Do something useful for once man.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
Post by: Yoink on October 26, 2012, 08:59:41 pm
MY PLAN IS RUINED! THIS WHOLE PLANET-DEATHRAY-THING WAS A TRAP FOR THAT MISKO ASSHOLE! NOW ALL THE GOOD GUYS ARE OUT HERE IN THIS GALAXY SO I CAN'T BLOW IT UP WITH MY BIKE! GREAT GOING, YOU GUYS!"
>SINK INTO DRUNKEN DEPRESSION
>BLOW OFF STEAM BY SHOOTING DEATHRAYS AT MISKO/ZOMARA/TCM (ANY OR ALL OF 'EM)
>OH, AND XANTALOS, TOO. THAT GUY'S ANNOYING.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 26, 2012, 09:09:43 pm
Becoming President requires winning the election. Typically.((Didn't you already win?))Your definition of win is very limited greatwyrm, since I'm a republican, and english is therfore mandated, no one speaks spanish. Plus there,s of course, my turn.
Quote
What, figuring out who the plot-important guy is isn't important? Besides, what else would you have me do?Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away.Do something useful for once man.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
Post by: miauw62 on October 27, 2012, 05:13:15 am
Post by: Vorthon on October 27, 2012, 10:26:43 am
Post by: da_nang on October 27, 2012, 11:42:19 am
>RETURN VOID VORTEX TO ITS FORMER GLORY AND EXPAND IT.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2012, 08:57:30 pm
Alright, so I can post the turn either before noon, or after 7:00. I was thinking after 7, so that people have enough time to post their turns.It is, technically, after seven...
Since no one's posted a turn since noon, can we expect a new turn soon?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 27, 2012, 10:10:27 pm
Aid Lichette, and create wedding gift.(3) YOU AID LICHETTE, THEN (4) MAKE A SMALL TRINKET FOR A WEDDING GIFT! MEDIOCRITY HO!
STEAL RIFLE(3vs4+4) YOU GRAB AT THE RIFLE, BUT HE SPINS AROUND, KEEPING IT OUT OF YOUR REACH AND ANGLING AT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAME MOVEMENT.
"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY NEW WMD"
FIRE IT AT ALL THE THINGS
He sighs, and fires.(4vs3+4) A beam of energy comes from the rifle, disintegrating you within seconds. He sips some tea.
HELP LICHETTE FORTIFY THE PLANET'S DEFENSES. DURING BREAKS START WORK ON LICHETTE'S PERFECT SPOT.
"Sorry Dirg, not tonig-. Oh, you meant for a honey moon. Go ahead then."
She blushes, and walks off.
>KEEP GOING! GET OUT OF THE DEMOVORTEX, AND SEND VAGINEER AND NINJA SPY AFTER MISKO.(6) YOU LEAVE THE DEMOVORTEX, SAIL THROUGH THE SKY, AND CRASH INTO CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER.
"It's loike Christmas morning..."
(2+2vs6)
YOU AVOID HIM!
CRUSH MISKO BY CLAIMING SWING STATES. KISS BABIES. HELP PEOPLE. KEEP CAMPAIGNING.(3) YOU CLAIM SOME OF THE SWING STATES, BUT PEDOPHILIA ALLEGATIONS KEEP YOU AWAY FROM SOME OF THE OTHERS.
pull out cleaner's carbine and headshot nazis(3) YOU SHOT NAZIS. EACH OF THEM HAS A LONG, EXTENDED DEATH SEQUENCE WHICH RIVETS YOU TO YOUR SEAT AND LEAVES TEARS DRIPPING FROM YOUR EYES.
SET MY DEATHRAY TO TIME SHREDDING, MAKE A HOLE IN HELL SO I CAN ESCAPE TO NEAR THE ACTUAL NEW YOINKINIUM(4) YOU ESCAPE FROM HELL, HEAVY METAL INTONING BEHIND YOU TO MAKE YOUR ESCAPE EVEN MORE BADASS.
STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO DEVELOP NUKES WHICH LOOK LIKE HANDS FLIPPING THE BIRD. LAUNCH THEM AT MISKO.(2) YOU LIE ON YOINKINIUM, A SLOWLY DISSOLVING PILE OF SOMETHING. YOU'RE UNRECOGNIZABLE NOW.(5vs2+3) EVEN IN YOUR FORM OF AN UNRECOGNIZABLE, SLOWLY DISSOLVING PUDDLE, YOU MANAGE TO DEVELOP NUKES AND LAUCH THEM AT MISKO. THEY GET STUCK IN THE HATRED SHIELD AND JUST SIT THERE.
>ANNIHILATE DEMOVOID(6) YOU OBLITERATE THE VORTEX, AND ALL WHO LIVE WITHIN. INCLUDING YOURSELF. (6) YOU RETURN THE VOID TO ITS FORMER GLORY, WHERE UPON IT COLLAPSES UPON ITSELF, ABSORBING A STOUT SHAKO, FORMING A DEMOPAN STAR.
>RETURN VOID VORTEX TO ITS FORMER GLORY AND EXPAND IT.
BOSS TURNS
(6+2vs6+3)And why you not include me in turn?Also why I only get +1?DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.
YOU GATHER ENERGY, BUT LICHETTE REACHES ACROSS SPACE TIME AND BITCH SLAPS YOU MAGICALLY.
"Yeah, no."
RESURRECT AS HOLOGRAM TWOPACK(2+flava) YOU RESSURECT AS HOLO-PACK, WIELDING HOLO PISTOLS.
Chat. Ask brown-haired man who he is and if he could put his weapon away. Be polite."Well, the big man doesn't like all the Pla-I mean, hero in-fighting. And no, I'm keeping this thing out. Might still need to destroy you all."
Avoid cuddling Xantalos.
Sweet, I'm a boss! But why isn't Xantalos 5?
Wait what?(4+3) YOU PICK UP YOUR BASE, AND THROW IT A FEW MILES, THEN TELEPORT EVERYONE INTO IT. (1+3vs6) THE MODERATE INFESTS MISKO WITH MODERATE THINKING!
Retreat base to safe distance. Teleport all followers back to base to regroup.
Military Huh? Excellent. Coordinate between them and my military. Spy on Enemy.
Arrest and torture Corai for being Opposition Leader. Frame charges of Larceny.
Attempt to resume contact with Lichette, ask if she knows what the hell is up with the brown guy.
(5+3vs3+3)
Lichette seems hesitant to tell you, but eventually decides in your favor.
"Well, I suppose you deserve to know. He's the first of the exterminators the universe itself sends. Magic incarnate is nothing compared to him. We'd have to band together to stop him, but I doubt that's happening."
*click*
The connection dies.
NPCs:
The brown-haired man continues sipping his tea, then looks over at GreatWyrm, apparently impressed by something.
"This is nothing like what I expected. Not too much death and destruction so far, actually. I expected much worse."
SINATRA:
"Why'd we run, Frank?"
"They got the hospital too. They destroyed it."
He glares back into the vortex.
"Oh, I thought you were running from the man?"
"Him?"
"Yeah, him. He's scary."
"What?"
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 10:13:44 pm
"Hey Lichette! Dirg is violating a loving husband's memory of his wife on purpose!"
Post by: Corai on October 27, 2012, 10:14:59 pm
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
Post by: misko27 on October 27, 2012, 10:18:54 pm
>Continue evacuations of essential personnel.
>Ban Corai from my empire forever. Make his pedophilic visage hated. Make every babe weep when they see him. Incite Mobs against hims, make them so angry when tey see him there are protests. Make it so ending him is a public priority.
>Re-establish control of empire. Try public reforms. Use copious amounts on Nationalism. Continue until people are signing up for military. Divert new recruits to surrounding Brown man's position. Set up artillery points nearby.
>Notice nukes. Launch them at Brown Guy.
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.+4
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
Post by: TCM on October 27, 2012, 10:21:14 pm
NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME
OOOOH OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 27, 2012, 10:23:17 pm
She is RUDE. I mean seriously. No manners....Says the pot to the kettle...
Apologize for distraction this turn, but still keep a module recording conversation and reply when asked questions.
Have Corai test an Aperture Thaummatology Amulet of Planeshifting. It's an amulet that transports people across the planes of existence.
Happy, misko?
Post by: Dirg on October 27, 2012, 11:16:31 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 27, 2012, 11:20:05 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 11:25:57 pm
"So first, meaning there's more, so if we killed him they'd probably just send more, correct? Can't we just stick a giant sign out saying 'We're a peace loving people and not affiliated with the guys that want everything dead' so he'll just kill them if they keep at it and not us?" USE MY POWERS TO CREATE AN EXACT COPY OF MISKO27'S WIFE OUT OF WHATEVER MEMORIES I HAVE OF HER.He going to kill you for that; remember when I offered to do exactly that for you?
Post by: Dirg on October 27, 2012, 11:26:48 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 11:28:49 pm
...Not really, no.I offered to make an exact copy of the lichette sans powers after I killed her so you could be together. You refused on the grounds that it would be morally wrong AND not the same woman. Good job,
Post by: Dirg on October 27, 2012, 11:33:48 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 27, 2012, 11:35:41 pm
This is a somewhat different situation because I'm attempting to bring a dead woman back to life by making a clone of what I know instead of killing said woman, then making a new one.Same thing.
USE MY POWERS TO CREATE AN EXACT COPY OF MISKO27'S WIFE OUT OF WHATEVER MEMORIES I HAVE OF HER.Now if you'll excuse me, I have to gloat over your moral fall and break you up with the lichette over this.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2012, 12:09:30 am
Post by: Yoink on October 28, 2012, 01:54:55 am
"NO! NO NO NO!
MY PLAN IS RUINED! THIS WHOLE PLANET-DEATHRAY-THING WAS A TRAP FOR THAT MISKO ASSHOLE! NOW ALL THE GOOD GUYS ARE OUT HERE IN THIS GALAXY SO I CAN'T BLOW IT UP WITH MY BIKE! GREAT GOING, YOU GUYS!"
>SINK INTO DRUNKEN DEPRESSION
>BLOW OFF STEAM BY SHOOTING DEATHRAYS AT MISKO/ZOMARA/TCM (ANY OR ALL OF 'EM)
>OH, AND XANTALOS, TOO. THAT GUY'S ANNOYING.
Post by: da_nang on October 28, 2012, 03:13:46 am
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
Post by: miauw62 on October 28, 2012, 04:21:26 am
>RESURRECT IN SPECTRAL FORMSET DEATHRAY TO MAX POWER AND BLAST DA_NANG OUT OF EXSISTANCE
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
"HEY BROWN GUY. I THINK THIS BRO MAY BE KINDA PRIORITY."
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 28, 2012, 05:28:24 am
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
AID ACTION
Post by: zombie killer on October 28, 2012, 10:05:16 am
Post by: Vorthon on October 28, 2012, 10:10:45 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 28, 2012, 06:13:11 pm
DESTROY THE YOU AT FINAL BOSS UNIVERSE. REMOVE IT FROM ALL TIMELINES, ALTERNATE FORMS OF EXISTENCE, OR ANYTHING THAT MIGHT CONSTITUTE SUCH. EVERYTHING IS NOW IN THE NOTHING THAT PRECEDED CREATION.(5+2vs4+4)
"Hey Lichette! Dirg is violating a loving husband's memory of his wife on purpose!"
THE BROWN HAIRED MAN, WHO NEEDS A NAME, TURNS THE RIFLES SCOPE ONTO YOU, AND FIRES. THE BEAM RIPS YOU INTO SHREDS, AND YOU FEEL ODDLY DEPLETED AS YOU COME BACK TO LIFE.
ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
(1+4vs5+1) YOU ATTACK HIM WHILE HE'S BREAKDANCING AT THE TEA PARTY AND SIPPING TEA AT THE SAME TIME. YOU SWING THE BAT AT HIM, BUT HE LEAPS BACKWARDS AND DODGES THE ATTACK, SCRATCHING HIS KNEE AT THE SAME TIME.ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
AID ACTION
"So first, meaning there's more, so if we killed him they'd probably just send more, correct? Can't we just stick a giant sign out saying 'We're a peace loving people and not affiliated with the guys that want everything dead' so he'll just kill them if they keep at it and not us?" IF LICHETTE SAYS IT'S POSSIBLE, BEGIN WORKING ON SIGN, IF NOT CONTINUE BUILDING HONEYMOON SPOT.(6+3)
"No, sorry. The universe doesn't want those who like killing gone, it wants those who cause chaos gone. That's us as much as them."
(5-1+2)
YOU AND CASSANDRAS GHOST BUILD A SMALL PRIVATE MOUNTAIN RETREAT.
Aid Dirg. Peace is important. Also, aid Misko's attack on the Brown Man through empowering magic.(1) YOU STAND BEHIND DIRG, POKING HIM IN THE SIDE. WHENEVER SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU CLAIM TO BE HELPING.
SUMMON SPYPER AND RUN. SEEK REFUGE IN YOINK'S MIND.(5) SPYPER FOLLOWS YOU INTO YOUR REFUGE OF YOINKS MIND. YOU HEAD INSIDE, AND ARE HORRIFIED BY WHAT YOU WITNESS.
>RESURRECT IN SPECTRAL FORM(3) YOU RESSURECT AS SLIMER FROM GHOST BUSTERS. (5) YOU CREATE A NEW VOID VORTEX, WHICH YOU SEND AFTER DEMOSTAR. (4) THEY COLLIDE, AND DEMOSTAR LOSES A GOOD CHUNK ON THE FIRST PASS.
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
(6vs1) YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE ELDRITCH ONES, SUPER POWER THE DEATHRAY, AND RIP DA_NANG FROM ALL OF EXISTENCE.>RESURRECT IN SPECTRAL FORMSET DEATHRAY TO MAX POWER AND BLAST DA_NANG OUT OF EXSISTANCE
>OPEN UP A NEW VOID VORTEX, BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL
>USE IT TO CONSUME THE DEMOPAN STAR, PERMANENTLY
"HEY BROWN GUY. I THINK THIS BRO MAY BE KINDA PRIORITY."
shoot highiest ranking naazis in the head(6) YOU KILL A BUNCH OF NAAZIS. UNFORTUNATLY, THE NAZIS ARE UNHARMED.
STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO, REVERT TO PRE-DISSOLVED GENTLEMAN FORM. RICKROLL MISKO.(5) YOU STOP DISSOLVING, AND (3) BECOME A BUNCH OF KITTENS IN SUITS. (4) YOU RICKROLL MISKO, AND HIS RAGE IS IMMENSE.
BOSSES:
Bolding it would help, as well as not quoting it."NO! NO NO NO!
MY PLAN IS RUINED! THIS WHOLE PLANET-DEATHRAY-THING WAS A TRAP FOR THAT MISKO ASSHOLE! NOW ALL THE GOOD GUYS ARE OUT HERE IN THIS GALAXY SO I CAN'T BLOW IT UP WITH MY BIKE! GREAT GOING, YOU GUYS!"
>SINK INTO DRUNKEN DEPRESSION
>BLOW OFF STEAM BY SHOOTING DEATHRAYS AT MISKO/ZOMARA/TCM (ANY OR ALL OF 'EM)
>OH, AND XANTALOS, TOO. THAT GUY'S ANNOYING.
(1+2) YOU SPRAY XANTALOS' ASHES WITH A WATER GUN.
STOP(5) IT'S ABOUT HALF PAST HAMMERTIME.
NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME
OOOOH OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOH OOOOH OOOOH
(3+6) YOU CREATE AN AMULET, WHICH YOU THROW ONTO CORAI AFTER HE ASSAULTS THE MOST POWERFUL BEING YOU'VE YET SEEN.She is RUDE. I mean seriously. No manners....Says the pot to the kettle...
Apologize for distraction this turn, but still keep a module recording conversation and reply when asked questions.
Have Corai test an Aperture Thaummatology Amulet of Planeshifting. It's an amulet that transports people across the planes of existence.
Happy, misko?
She is RUDE. I mean seriously. No manners.(4+3vs2)
>Continue evacuations of essential personnel.
>Ban Corai from my empire forever. Make his pedophilic visage hated. Make every babe weep when they see him. Incite Mobs against hims, make them so angry when tey see him there are protests. Make it so ending him is a public priority.
>Re-establish control of empire. Try public reforms. Use copious amounts on Nationalism. Continue until people are signing up for military. Divert new recruits to surrounding Brown man's position. Set up artillery points nearby.
>Notice nukes. Launch them at Brown Guy.ASSAULT BROWN GUY WITH BASEBALL BAT TO SEE HOW POWERFUL HE IS.+4
In other words, pave a way for everybody else.
YOU BAN CORAI FROM THE IMPERIUM, WHERE HE IS A DANGEROUS HERETIC AND PEDOPHILE. (5+3) ORDER RESTORED.
Romantic:
"Amun watoris kamun dar."
(3+3) Lichette forms another magical shield, then looks about.
"That's about all I can do."
She contacts Misko.
"Hey! Look, we need to stop fighting. Like now. We need to stop chaos in general. That's what's got the universe so pissed."
Sinatra:
"What? He's the most terrifying thing there? How's he dangerous?"
Dorothy sits down and tries to think about where she gets the concept from.
"He feels old. Older than he should be. Much older."
Sinatra looks around.
"Where'd you get that from?"
"Don't you feel it coming from him? Waves of history?"
NPCs:
(4+5vs6)
The Brown-Haired man swings the rifle around, angles it at Corai, and fiddles with the knobs a little, before pulling the trigger and disintegrating him.
"Why won't you just stop? Why won't you stop the violence?"
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Vorthon on October 28, 2012, 06:17:53 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 06:18:52 pm
USE LATENT DIPLOMATIC POWERS TO HELP BROKER PEACE. IF THAT FAILS, USE ADORABLENESS TO HELP BROKER PEACE.You don't have any adorableness. I drained it all, you dissolved freak.
Post by: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 06:21:37 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 28, 2012, 06:21:37 pm
STOP DISSOLVING. ALSO, REVERT TO PRE-DISSOLVED GENTLEMAN FORM. RICKROLL MISKO.(5) YOU STOP DISSOLVING, AND (3) BECOME A BUNCH OF KITTENS IN SUITS. (4) YOU RICKROLL MISKO, AND HIS RAGE IS IMMENSE.
Post by: misko27 on October 28, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
Boss Turns:No attractiveness left.(1+3vs6, 6+3vs6, 1+3vs1, 6+3vs4)USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? REMOVE HIS SEXY. REMOVE ALL HIS SEXY. AND YOINK. THROW IN *PICKS RANDOM DUDE* CORAI TOO.
OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.
SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS
I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.
I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!
YOU LAUGH MANIACALLY, AND HURL GRENADES COMPOSED OF THE BITTERNESS OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONE. YOINK EASILY DODGES THE PROJECTILE, WHILE GREEENSTAR TRIES TO MATRIX OUT OF THE WAY, AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE. VORTHON RIPS OPEN HIS SHIRT, CRYING THAT HE CAN TAKE IT, BUT HAS ALL ATTRACTIVENESS DRAINED. BUKIT TRIES TO DODGE, BUT IT DETONATES BY HIS ARM, SUCKING AWAY HIS PLATONIC ATTRACTIVENESS.
Lichette, DAFUQ? I HAVE BEEN CONTINUALLY DEMANDING A RETURN TO ORDER. THAT IS MY MODUS OPERANDI
*calms*
Well, It's not like I can force people to be ordered. You must know what I mean, no one on your side is doing what you ask. I mean come on! Half of your side is focusing on attacking a random member of my team. Besides, I think the strategy of attacking him must be used.
>Launch co-ordinated assualt on Brown man. Send soldiers to kill him. Attack him freom every direction. Launch artillery.
>Arrest TCM on Weapon's charges.
Post by: Cassandra on October 28, 2012, 07:34:14 pm
Otherwise, simply continue to help with the construction. No chaos here!
Post by: Yoink on October 28, 2012, 07:40:03 pm
>CRUMBLE UNDER WEIGHT OF RESPONSIBILITIES
>SWIG FROM BOTTLE OF WHISKEY WHILST FIRING DEATHRAY AT BAD GUYS WITH FEET
>ALSO TOAST MIAUW'S MEMORY FOR HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE DESTROYING DA_NANG
"THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. GROOVY, EVEN."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 28, 2012, 08:07:46 pm
OFFER HIM THE AMULET, WARNING THAT IT'S UNTESTED
ASK FOR HIS NAME AND WHY HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.
dON'T FORGET, i'M NOT ACTUALLY THERE IN "PERSON."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2012, 09:26:23 pm
EFFORTLESSLY BEAT SINATRA IN A RAP BATTLE AS FREDDY MERCURY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk), THEN ABSORB HIS POWER AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.((One of the best Rap Battles yet. Well, they're all great, but...))
SEARCH FOR DARK SECRETS ABOUT MISKO. BRING NINJA SPY TO HELP SEARCH.
Post by: Dirg on October 28, 2012, 10:20:01 pm
Post by: da_nang on October 29, 2012, 01:48:10 am
(http://imageshack.us/a/img26/3637/existence.png)
...
(http://imageshack.us/a/img688/6279/finalboss.png)
M̷̪͖̯͔͇̺͈͉̙̓ͧ̑̔̕͠Ê̢̧̞̺̼̞͙͖̲̱̾ͪ̃͌̀Ỳ̶̭̦̲̟͍̩̼͇͖͈̖̳̰̮̞̫͈ͯ̆ͨ̀̏͢͟ͅY̶̥̩͚̙͚͉̻̘̼̥̩̙͓̬̜̣̆̽͊ͦͧ͗ͬ̇ͯ̕̕͜E̵̛̙̹̖͇̗̤̘͈͕̖̥͇͔̹͔ͮ̏͂̆ͬ̏̈́ͥͨ͐̍̐̒̃ͫͥͯͦ͝ͅ!̴͙̹̬̱̬̖̜̮͈ͬͯ̍ͭ͗̃̓́͜
Post by: Yoink on October 29, 2012, 02:29:23 am
>RETURN TO EXISTENCE
>IMPEDE THIS ACTION
...WITH DEATH RAY
Post by: miauw62 on October 29, 2012, 04:08:06 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 29, 2012, 10:16:51 am
HAVE WILD PARTY WITH ELDRITCH ONES
ATTEND AS OBLIGATORY ELDRITCH PLAYER CHARACTER
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 10:17:09 am
>RETURN TO EXISTENCE
>IMPEDE THIS ACTION
...WITH DEATH RAY
QUICK, YOINK, BOLD IT!!!
Post by: zombie killer on October 29, 2012, 04:33:07 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 29, 2012, 08:34:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 08:37:04 pm
Messed up. Again.How?
Post by: Corai on October 29, 2012, 08:37:59 pm
RESPAWN. CHALLENGE BROWN MAN TO HONORABLE SWORD DUEL.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 08:51:20 pm
Presumably something about posting the turn...Messed up. Again.How?
Post by: Yoink on October 29, 2012, 08:54:52 pm
*SWOON*
(NOT AN ACTION)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 29, 2012, 09:49:37 pm
USE LATENT DIPLOMATIC POWERS TO HELP BROKER PEACE. IF THAT FAILS, USE ADORABLENESS TO HELP BROKER PEACE.(1) YOU LIFT UP YOUR PANT LEGS AND WINK AT THEM.
"You'll get some of this if you get along..."
Discuss the possibility of being an Envoy with Lichette and Dirg.(5) YOU ADD A +2 BONUS TO DIRGS CONSTRUCTION.
Otherwise, simply continue to help with the construction. No chaos here!
(4) TURNS OUT HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIS WIFE BACK WHEN HE WASN'T THE INCARNATION OF HUMANITIES DARKNESS.EFFORTLESSLY BEAT SINATRA IN A RAP BATTLE AS FREDDY MERCURY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk), THEN ABSORB HIS POWER AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.((One of the best Rap Battles yet. Well, they're all great, but...))
SEARCH FOR DARK SECRETS ABOUT MISKO. BRING NINJA SPY TO HELP SEARCH.
HAVE WILD PARTY WITH ELDRITCH ONES(1) ELDRITCH PARTIES AREN'T AS WILD AS YOU'D BELIEVE, IT TURNS OUT. THERE'S A LOT LESS DRUGS AND ALCHOHOL AND A LOT MORE WAITING AROUND IN THE ETERNAL VOID.
(3) THEY GLARE AT YOU A LITTLE WHEN YOU SHOW UP, BUT NOTHING TOO EXTREME OCCURS.HAVE WILD PARTY WITH ELDRITCH ONES
ATTEND AS OBLIGATORY ELDRITCH PLAYER CHARACTER
go wtf and keep shooting(6) YOU CONTINUE FIRING INTO A NAZI ENCAMPMENT, CAUSING IT TO COLLAPSE ONTO YOU.
BOSSES:
EFFORTLESSLY BEAT SINATRA IN A RAP BATTLE AS FREDDY MERCURY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5a_v0MP_Fk), THEN ABSORB HIS POWER AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.(3+1vs6+4) YOU RAP, BUT SINATRA RAPS FASTER. THEN THE MAFIA BUSTS YOUR KNEECAPS THEN CHUCKS YOU INTO A RIVER WITH CEMENT SHOES.
"You wouldn't make order. Your dictatorship only causes chaos."Boss Turns:No attractiveness left.(1+3vs6, 6+3vs6, 1+3vs1, 6+3vs4)USE MY HOTNESS TO UN-FREEZE.
USE MANLINESS TO REMOVE MISKO'S +3.WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? REMOVE HIS SEXY. REMOVE ALL HIS SEXY. AND YOINK. THROW IN *PICKS RANDOM DUDE* CORAI TOO.
OH, AND TOSS TERRIBLE FILTH AT VOTHON, REMOVING HIS CUTENESS.
SCREW IT, START LOBBING ANTI-ATTRACTION (READ: Sexy, Cute, Anything related to slash fiction) FRAGMENTARY GRENADES AT PEOPLE, SPECIFICALLY YOINK, GREENSTAR, VORTHON, AND BUKITDINOS
I imagine they emit some sort of crysalline particle, that is like those compounds that can hold water within their molecular structure, but with Love.
I grow Stronger as the Presidential debate nears!
YOU LAUGH MANIACALLY, AND HURL GRENADES COMPOSED OF THE BITTERNESS OF THOSE WHO DIED ALONE. YOINK EASILY DODGES THE PROJECTILE, WHILE GREEENSTAR TRIES TO MATRIX OUT OF THE WAY, AND GETS HIT IN THE FACE. VORTHON RIPS OPEN HIS SHIRT, CRYING THAT HE CAN TAKE IT, BUT HAS ALL ATTRACTIVENESS DRAINED. BUKIT TRIES TO DODGE, BUT IT DETONATES BY HIS ARM, SUCKING AWAY HIS PLATONIC ATTRACTIVENESS.
Lichette, DAFUQ? I HAVE BEEN CONTINUALLY DEMANDING A RETURN TO ORDER. THAT IS MY MODUS OPERANDI
*calms*
Well, It's not like I can force people to be ordered. You must know what I mean, no one on your side is doing what you ask. I mean come on! Half of your side is focusing on attacking a random member of my team. Besides, I think the strategy of attacking him must be used.
>Launch co-ordinated assualt on Brown man. Send soldiers to kill him. Attack him freom every direction. Launch artillery.
>Arrest TCM on Weapon's charges.
(3+3vs2+4) YOU LAUNCH A MASSIVE COORDINATED ASSAULT AGAINST TIM, THE ENVOY OF CREATION ITSELF. THE BULLETS BOUNCE FROM HIS HIDE, AND THE EXPLOSIVES LEAVE HIM UNSCATHED.
((FINE THEN, I BOLD IT))(6+3) YOU'RE LIQUORED UP NOW. VERY LIQUORED UP
>CRUMBLE UNDER WEIGHT OF RESPONSIBILITIES
>SWIG FROM BOTTLE OF WHISKEY WHILST FIRING DEATHRAY AT BAD GUYS WITH FEET
>ALSO TOAST MIAUW'S MEMORY FOR HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE DESTROYING DA_NANG
"THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE. GROOVY, EVEN."
APOLOGIZE TO BROWN-HAIRED MAN FOR CORAI'S BEHAVIOR(5+2)"It's cool. Pretty much always my reception."
OFFER HIM THE AMULET, WARNING THAT IT'S UNTESTED
ASK FOR HIS NAME AND WHY HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY US ALL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO GET HIM TO STOP.
dON'T FORGET, i'M NOT ACTUALLY THERE IN "PERSON."
(3+2) "Uhh, sure."
(5+2) "Name's Tim. I'm here because the universe doesn't like all the fighting. If you could get people to finally get along, that would work well."
PUT FINISHING TOUCHES ON LICHETTE'S HONEYMOON MOON SPOT, THEN AT LONG LAST, HAVE PERFECT HONEYMOON WITH LICHETTE.(3+4) YOU FINISH THE HONEYMOON SPOT, (5+4) AND GET SOME. YOU GET A LOT. YOU ARE NOW A PLAYER. ALMOST.
LICHETTE:
[EXPUNGED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT]
NPCS:
"So then... Are you guys going to get along?"
SINATRA:
"Frank? What was with the rapping?"
"Uhh..."
"..."
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 09:53:10 pm
"Hey! Tim!
What makes you think you have the right to come in here and mess up our duds and ... whatever hipsters call plans! That's my job!
And all this you're spouting about 'harmony' and 'teamwork' sounds just a tiny bit similar to one Hasbro-owned TV show, does it not? Cease and desist, bro, or I shall be forced to bitchslap thee with the sweaty hand of Micheal Bay! Oh right, you just got burned! By Micheal Bay! I bet my disjointed, unruly, nonsensical, chaotic Comic Sans rant is making you pretty jelly, huh? I have only one thing to say to this:
Come at me, bro.
Post by: Cassandra on October 29, 2012, 09:59:21 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 10:03:42 pm
Also, next time, hang up the phone before you, uh, do that. Eww. Did not need to hear that. Also, very intersting love life you have there."
>Continue attack on Envoy's position. Unleash the Ion Cannon Brigade and Anti-matter Grenadiers if necessary.
>What Affair? Nope. Never had a affair. Lies. I loved my wife, and she'd tell you if she wasn't, dead.
>Sabotage Dirg's lovemaking as revenge for Lichette's pettiness. Unleash the Laxatives.
>Send over a Comm droid to The Brown envoy and see what he wants.
>Greenstar is a thorn in my side. Put a bounty on him and his "Freak squad"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 10:21:55 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 10:23:54 pm
"Anyways, then I tried to execute a brilliant plan: The lichette and her lover would be married and forever united in the afterlife, where they could build a nice afterhome, have an afterfamily, put up an afterwhite picket afterfence, etc. That didn't work because the lichette didn't die--she killed my choir!
"Then I went rogue for a little while, mostly trying not to be killed. I joined the side of my old god, misko, before getting kicked off due to a MechaHitler I made getting sabotaged. I rejoined and tried to be misko's voice of reason, slowly making misko's dream empire a decent place to live and potentially eternal rather than a transitory hellhole. I mostly got yelled at, threatened, and split up his side. Well, I guess it's better than nothing.
"My one constant foe has been Xantalos, what with wanting to destroy the universe and all. He can't, but you probably can. Thankfully, I can reason with you.
"So, Tim, can we come to an arrangement where I can help you not need to destroy the universe?"
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 10:26:47 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 10:36:28 pm
Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLiUbyXm4mc) to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.Own faction. THAT'll convince the Brown envoy to go away.
Greatwyrm, It may come as a shock to you, but I do not think your methods are the best to maintain my empire. It isn't "Well he is EVIL". I just disagree. DEAL WITH IT.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 10:40:27 pm
"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss.""Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."
((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 10:41:51 pm
~idea~"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss.""Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."
((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 10:45:14 pm
~worry~~idea~"Not to interject, GoldWyrm, but Tim here is an aspect of the universe. I don't think he'd kill his boss.""Hello there, old foe. Tim, this is Xantalos; Xantalos, Tim. Say, Tim, did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally caught Xantalos? Never mind. I had heard that the lichette said you'd destroy this sector of space. Assuming she meant the proper definition of sector, applied to a sphere rather than a circle, that's a mite overkill, no? Basically, I want to reach peace and order with minimal casualties and collateral damage."
((My action is basically chatting with Tim. And trying to get him to not destroy everything.)
Post by: Cassandra on October 29, 2012, 10:48:12 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 10:50:02 pm
Well, he ain't attacking me, so I really don't care. He can keep killing you for all I care.Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLiUbyXm4mc) to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.Own faction. THAT'll convince the Brown envoy to go away.
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 10:50:48 pm
Post by: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 10:56:01 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 29, 2012, 10:57:26 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 29, 2012, 11:03:58 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 11:05:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 11:06:10 pm
"The universe doesn't want to kill you all, don't worry. It's not a violent masochist. It's just upset that you've destroyed millions of homes, lives, and won't stop fighting. Ever had a really bad stomach ache? Imagine that, but instead of food not agreeing with you, it's little pieces of yourself destroying each other and the surrounding area with super-massive weapons. That's why it's a little peeved."Oh. Then I blame Dirg. He got us into this mess. Asshole. As the representative leader of a large section of the animate universe, tell the Envoy to go bother the Lichette.
Post by: Dirg on October 29, 2012, 11:12:15 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 11:14:00 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 29, 2012, 11:15:23 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 11:24:50 pm
"Okay, THIS is what happened right before the Lich went Lichette on us."
Right. I'm the Tyranids. I got this shit.(2) YOU HURT YOUR POOR TEETH ON THE GOLEM. A WHOLE SWARM OF TYRANID LIE BEFORE THE GOLEM, RUBBING THEIR ACHING JAWS. DAMN. HE'S GOOD.
Bite? That implies a singular event. CONSUME THE GOLEM....I should probably be in the dick category now.(4) OFOFOFO. YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL M GBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBV
Anyways, KILL THE GM. THIS WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE BUT ALSO STOP LICH.
((I DID, IN FACT JUST SLAM MY HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD.))ENROLL LICH IN PRIVATE SCHOOL.(4)HE COMES BACK, A TRUE WORLD DESTROYING GENTLEMAN."WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.(1) YOU JUMP INTO THE VACUUM OF SPACE, SEEKING TO RETURN TO THE POLICE OFFICERS AND FIREFIGHTERS, THE REAL HEROES.(6) YOUR ARGUEMENT, WHILE STUNNING, IS NON-VALID, AS HE IS NOW FLOATING IN SPACE. (6) YOU DO SUE THE LICH, AND TAKE THE LAW ORB HOWEVER. JUST THEN, PHEONIX WRIGHT COMES, FROM LIKE 15 PAGES AGO, AND COUNTER-SUES, TAKING THE CHAOS ORB, AS WELL AS THE LAW ORB BACK!"WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE!" FORCIBLY COMBINE WITH OTHER HEROES AND USE ORB OF TEAM WORK TO FIRE BEAMS AT LICH AND GOLEM.
OBJECTION
THERE IS NO TEAM IF ENTIRE TEAM IS ONE PERSON
PROCEED TO RETRIEVE LAW ORB AND DISTRIBUTE LAWSomeone hijacked my incinerator and turned it into a tiny colossus?(5) EVERYONE LEAVES THE TEMPLE, IN RECORD TIME. GOOD THING YOU HAD ALL THOSE FIRE DRILLS.(4) YOU CHOP OFF THE INCINERATOR COLLOSUS' ARM, CAUSING ME TO REALIZE HOW VAGUELY DEFINED IT IS.
On ACCIDENT?
>Evacuate temple where the incinerator was
>Destroy incinerator colossus
>While doing so, preach the faith of misko27.Respawn, enter dating sim mode, make the mafia boss's brachiosaurus daughter fall into unconditional love with me in a matter of hours, submit high score.(6) YOU DO SO. THE MAFIA BOSS BRACHIOSAURUS GUNS YOU DOWN FOR TOUCHING HIS DAUGHTER.>ICECREAM VIAGRA(6) IT'S DISTURBING, DISGUSTING, AND RESULTS IN MARBLE ORBS BEING DROPPED ONTO YOUR SKULL AND CRUSHING YOU.
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS(6)TOO MUCH POWER! IT IS JETTISONED AS AN ORB OF MANA, WHICH ROLLS ONTO RAPTORS BODY.>ICECREAM VIAGRA
>WATCH HOW THE DISTURBED LICH GIVES YOU ALL OF HIS ORBS
As the lich's subcontious (still claming that title) I will
1. absorb the effects of the Viagra Icecream and
2.turn it into energy for the lichRELOAD SHAKER OF DESTINY AND.....(2) YOU RELOAD THE CHURCH, GET UP FROM THE SHAKER, AND GRAB THE WITH! SWORD BANANAS! WAIT, WHAT?
SCREW IT GET UP FROM CHRUCH AND GRAB SWORD! WITH BANANAS!ROLL ORB OVER GOLEM, SQUASHING HIM UNDER THE WEIGHT OF AN ENTIRE STAGE.(1) YOU ROLL YOURSELF INTO THE GOLEM. LITERALLY. YOU AND THE GOLEM HAVE BECOME ONE. AS IN, YOU HAVE INCREASED THE GOLEMS POWER EXPONENTIALLY. YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL IT, REMEMBER?
(also, guys, we really, REALLY need to do something now. We promptly failed everything, i lost half my meta-magic and if this fails, i'll probably have to spend 5 turns trying to reincarnate)WTH Spinal? You totally just skipped over me((Please, don't expect me to get everyone every time. I don't have a player list to check through or anything, so it can be difficult.))WAIT I WENT TO JAIL FOR MOLESTING MYSELF?
STEAL LICHS LAW ORB BY USING HEART POWERS TO SHOW HIM PORN OF SELF UNTIL HE RELENTS.
THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL
(5) HE RELENTS DOING WHATEVER HE WAS. I THINK HE KIND OF ABANDONED YOU AFTER YOU GOT ARRESTED THOUGH, SO I DON'T GET THAT. (5) YOU THEN FILE FOR A MISTRIAL, EARNING YOUR FREEDOM!
BOSS TURN:
The now female Lich leaps into her golem, where they join into one being. It swings the blade at Xantalos, and the blade flouresces with multi-shaded light before seperating Xantalos into many different pieces.
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"From this I see...The GM created Lichette, therefore starting this whole mess."
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 11:32:50 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 11:46:08 pm
"I'll kill the GM for the third time after my other task.""Thanks. He deserves it."
Post by: misko27 on October 29, 2012, 11:50:18 pm
*raises pitchfork*"I'll kill the GM for the third time after my other task.""Thanks. He deserves it."
Lynch the GM!
Post by: miauw62 on October 30, 2012, 05:09:21 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 06:31:16 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:37:45 am
"Xantalos...are you suicidal?"We all are, GwG.
We ALL are.
Post by: da_nang on October 30, 2012, 11:03:19 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 30, 2012, 11:14:34 am
AFTER THAT, CREATE AN ABSURDLY HUGE AMOUNT OF FACTIONS, WRITING DOWN RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF TREATIES BETWEEN THEM, DOWN TO REGULATING THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT COUNTING THE TIME SPENT ON WHATEVER THE TIME HAS BEEN SPENT, BECOMING THE GOD OF DIPLOMACY AND BUREAUCRACY
Post by: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 11:54:01 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 30, 2012, 12:19:27 pm
"You know... You can't become a god of something if you can't even figure out the proper spirit of it, Slowpoke."
"Well I just did."
Post by: miauw62 on October 30, 2012, 12:26:11 pm
"Not yet.""You know... You can't become a god of something if you can't even figure out the proper spirit of it, Slowpoke."
"Well I just did."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 03:32:12 pm
Post by: Vorthon on October 30, 2012, 04:01:46 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 30, 2012, 06:47:03 pm
Focus on resurrecting self now that the job is finished. Aid GWG through Videochat, even if as a phantom.(5) YOU ARE RESURRECTED AS YOUR ORIGINAL SNAKE FORM, PLUS INSANE AMOUTNS OF KUNG-FU.
BECOME BEER GOD. CAUSE DRUGGED BEER RAIN OVER ALL OF UNIVERSE TO CALM PEOPLE DOWN(5) PEOPLE BEGIN TO CALM DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, ALSO THEY BEGIN TO VOMIT.
JOIN ALL THE FACTIONS IN EXISTENCE(4) YOU JOIN ALL OF THE FACTIONS. (5) YOU BECOME THE GOD OF DIPLOMACY AND BUREAUCRACIES.
AFTER THAT, CREATE AN ABSURDLY HUGE AMOUNT OF FACTIONS, WRITING DOWN RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF TREATIES BETWEEN THEM, DOWN TO REGULATING THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT COUNTING THE TIME SPENT ON WHATEVER THE TIME HAS BEEN SPENT, BECOMING THE GOD OF DIPLOMACY AND BUREAUCRACY
Become best friends with Tim. Go on awesome adventures in the realm of dreams.(1) YOU TRY THE SAME TRICK THAT YOU TRIED BEFORE ON TIM. HE DOESN'T RESPOND POSITIVELY TO FLIRTING. THE RESPONSE COULD BE BETTER CHARACTERIZED AS VAPORIZATION.
BOSSES:
Defeat Sinatra with muscle music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0), then destroy the universe after absorbing his power. Taunt Tim, then dodge the beam and manipulate it to go into the center of the universe, destroying it.(4vs4+4) HE DOESN'T COME AT YOU, SORRY BRO.
"Hey! Tim!
What makes you think you have the right to come in here and mess up our duds and ... whatever hipsters call plans! That's my job!
And all this you're spouting about 'harmony' and 'teamwork' sounds just a tiny bit similar to one Hasbro-owned TV show, does it not? Cease and desist, bro, or I shall be forced to bitchslap thee with the sweaty hand of Micheal Bay! Oh right, you just got burned! By Micheal Bay! I bet my disjointed, unruly, nonsensical, chaotic Comic Sans rant is making you pretty jelly, huh? I have only one thing to say to this:
Come at me, bro.
"You just like opposing me for the hell of it, don't you? You get some sort of sick kick from messing with me huh? Never heard of Real Politik huh? Would rather let this continue, instead of fighting him. Just to get your petty insult in. If you are not going to oppose him, I will.(5+3vs1+4) The anti-matter grenadiers manage to cause a gash across his forearm. (5+3) YOU SEND LAXATIVES VIA AIR MAIL, BUT A VAGINA FACED ENGINEER SMASHES THEM DOWN. (4+3) BOUNTY HUNTERS FROM EVERYWHERE ARE ATTRACTED TOWARDS THE BOUNTY OF GREENSTAR.
Also, next time, hang up the phone before you, uh, do that. Eww. Did not need to hear that. Also, very intersting love life you have there."
>Continue attack on Envoy's position. Unleash the Ion Cannon Brigade and Anti-matter Grenadiers if necessary.
>What Affair? Nope. Never had a affair. Lies. I loved my wife, and she'd tell you if she wasn't, dead.
>Sabotage Dirg's lovemaking as revenge for Lichette's pettiness. Unleash the Laxatives.
>Send over a Comm droid to The Brown envoy and see what he wants.
>Greenstar is a thorn in my side. Put a bounty on him and his "Freak squad"
Send Vagineer to intercept the Laxatives. Send Snyphurr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLiUbyXm4mc) to attack Misko Directly. Having Sobered up, create own faction 'Freak Squad'. Sit down for Tea with Gentlespy.(4) VAGINEER SMASHES THE LAXATIVES WITH A WRENCH, SENDING THEM CLATTERING TO THE FLOOR BESIDE DIRG. (6) THE UNIVERSE STARTS FLIPPING OUT AGAIN AS YOU CREATE YOUR FACTION. (2) YOU SIT DOWN WITH GENTESPY, BUT HE BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF.
Yeeaah. KISS LICHETTE THEN GO IN OTHER ROOM AFTER PUTTING PANTS ON. SET UP VIDEO LINK TO GREATWYRMGOLD AND TIM'S CHAT TO AID GREATWYRM GOLD'S ACTION.(4+2vs4+3) YOU START TO LEAVE, BUT LICHETTE GRABS THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT AND PULLS YOU BACK.
"You're not getting done with me that easily..."
Lichette:
(6) Dirg is now tired.
NPCs:
Tim looks peeved at the gash in his arm, so he swings the rifle around to point at Misko.
"You see? This is why they sent me. This is why they want me to kill you."
(5+4vs1+3)
He fires off the rifle, sending an all consuming-burst of energy at Misko. It consumes Misko, pulling him apart to below the atomic level. Misko feels a bit of the leadership energy leave him as he perishes.
Sinatra:
Sinatra: "Aaaannyyway... How'd you feel Brown-Hairs age?"
Dory: "It just came off of him in a wave. Like how that sticker you found gave off waves of recklessness."
Sinatra: "I don't know what you mean."
Dory: "You don't? You mean, you can't just feel it coming off like an aura?"
Sinatra:"No... You're weird kid."
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 06:50:04 pm
>Posess Nearby Mortal. Kill their soul, Distort their body and clothes until it is same as old one. Down to the atomic and genetic level.
>Pull back grenadiers. Have them kill cassandra as they leave.
>Get the fuck out and Blockade this section of space.
>Ask brown man through comm droid if he plans to kill more people. Tell him it should probably be the people starting the new factions, and the void people. Say I tried to make peace, but no one cared. At all. Apologize for attacking. Mention GWG is now official Diplomat for the Empire of Man.
Post by: Vorthon on October 30, 2012, 06:55:10 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 30, 2012, 06:56:31 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 06:56:46 pm
Um...make several magical earrings that allow magical communication, with a quantum-entanglement-based communication as backup. Give one to Tim, one to Corai, then, in order: Cassandra, Lichette, Dirg; keep the rest.
Post by: Wrex on October 30, 2012, 06:57:40 pm
Post by: Dirg on October 30, 2012, 07:01:19 pm
Post by: zombie killer on October 30, 2012, 07:31:41 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 09:05:12 pm
DESTROY UNIVERSE
Post by: Corai on October 30, 2012, 09:05:39 pm
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
Post by: misko27 on October 30, 2012, 09:09:47 pm
Fuck this. Bounty Hunters!?! Get him. I killed off Greentstar, I can kill of a hated Pedo.BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 30, 2012, 09:11:15 pm
FORBID. ACTION.BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWERAID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
DESTROY UNIVERSE
"Corai, what the hell is wrong with you? He'll just use it to destroy the universe and everything. Don't make me make you test my new incinerator... repeatedly!
"Tim, how do you deal with unruly employees?"
Post by: Yoink on October 30, 2012, 09:29:37 pm
>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 10:58:58 pm
What? You didn't kill me. Gentlespy just blew my head off. It can regrow.Fuck this. Bounty Hunters!?! Get him. I killed off Greentstar, I can kill of a hated Pedo.BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
Regrow head, before spawning an Army of Painis Cupcakes to eat the bounty hunters. Then, send Snyphurr to attack....Uh...Xantalos? Sure.
Also make amends with Gentlespy.
Post by: da_nang on October 31, 2012, 12:34:34 am
Post by: miauw62 on October 31, 2012, 04:49:12 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 31, 2012, 02:37:37 pm
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
AID ACTION WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND PAPER PUSHERS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 31, 2012, 09:09:55 pm
Apologize to Tim before I fully vaporize. Beg him to stop and reverse the process.(1) TOO LATE.
Celebrate life, and construct shield over the honeymoon location. Then rally Serpentfolk and form peaceful Beastfolk Empire. Open to Werewolves as well.(3) YOU HOLD A SMALL PARTY FOR LIFE, MOSTLY FAMILY AND FRIENDS. (5) THEN, YOU CAST A FEW CHARMS, REINFORCING LICHETTES SHIELD OVER YOINKINIUM. (2) YOU MAKE A HIGHSCHOOL CLUB: BEASTFOLK CLUB: (1) WEREWOLF HUNT NEXT THURSDAY.
Give Vorthon a nip so he regenerates, then ask Cassandra if the werewolves can also live there.(3) YOU GIVE VORTHON A SMALL NIP, AND HE GROWS INTO A STUNTED HALF-WEREWOLF.
use the power of monster reborn yugioh card in my pocket and come back from the dead(1) YOU CAST MONSTER REBORN, BUT THE NAZIS ACTIVATES 7 TOOLS OF THE BANDIT THEN GRAVEDIGGER GHOUL.
(1) YOU SLIT YOUR FINGER, THEN STAB XANTALOS IN THE STOMACH, CRYING "TAKE MY POWER FOR YOUR OWN", BEFORE JABBING YOUR FINGER INTO HIS STOMACH.BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
>RETURN TO EXISTENCE(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A PARTICLE OF DARK MATTER.
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS UNTIL HE IS SO DRUNK THAT HE CAN ONLY JOIN DRUNKEN FOOLS(5vs2+1-1) BOOZE POWERS ENGAGED! XANTALOS IS DRUNK! DON'T KNOW IF IT'S MIND CONTROL BOOZE.
(5) YOU THROW IN A +2 BONUS!BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER
DESTROY UNIVERSE
AID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
AID ACTION WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND PAPER PUSHERS
BOSSES:
That's not good. Solution:(4+2) YOU TAKE CONTROL OF A BUSINESS MAN, THEN CONTORT HIS BODY INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR OWN. (2+2vs5) THE GRENADIERS FIRE UPON CASSANDRA, BUT SHE DUCKS INTO THE HIGH SCHOOL AND STAYS SAFE.
>Posess Nearby Mortal. Kill their soul, Distort their body and clothes until it is same as old one. Down to the atomic and genetic level.
>Pull back grenadiers. Have them kill cassandra as they leave.
>Get the fuck out and Blockade this section of space.
>Ask brown man through comm droid if he plans to kill more people. Tell him it should probably be the people starting the new factions, and the void people. Say I tried to make peace, but no one cared. At all. Apologize for attacking. Mention GWG is now official Diplomat for the Empire of Man.
(2+2vs2+4)"Really? You were trying to make peace? I doubt it, seeing how as soon as I appeared, your instinct was to fire upon me. I've got bigger fish to fry right now though."
"Thanks, that guy was bugging me."YOU START HANDING OUT EARRINGS TO PEOPLE.
Um...make several magical earrings that allow magical communication, with a quantum-entanglement-based communication as backup. Give one to Tim, one to Corai, then, in order: Cassandra, Lichette, Dirg; keep the rest.
STAY IN BED AND SPOON/CUDDLE WITH LICHETTE UNTIL I GET MY STRENGTH BACK.(2+2) YOU'RE OKAY NOW.
BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWER(1+2vs2+3, 3+3, 1+3)
DESTROY UNIVERSE
YOU TRY AND DRAIN POWER FROM OTHER LEADERS, BUT THEY DECIDE THAT THEY SHOULDN'T LET THE ONE WHO SEEKS TO DESTROY REALITY SHOULD BE GRANTED TOO MUCH STRENGTH.
(4) YOUR HEAD GROWS BACK ON, SLOWLY. YOU CURRENTLY HAVE HALF A HEAD. (1) YOU THROW A USB DRIVE WITH VIDEO FILES AT THE BOUNTY HUNTERS, BUT THEY GUN YOU DOWN. (3) GENTLESPY DECIDES THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE A TARGET OF HIS RANDOM SLAUGHTER. FOR NOW.What? You didn't kill me. Gentlespy just blew my head off. It can regrow.Fuck this. Bounty Hunters!?! Get him. I killed off Greentstar, I can kill of a hated Pedo.BORROW MISKO'S, SINATRAS AND YOINKS POWERAID ACTION. JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE HOW HIGH WE CAN GET THIS.
DESTROY UNIVERSE
Regrow head, before spawning an Army of Painis Cupcakes to eat the bounty hunters. Then, send Snyphurr to attack....Uh...Xantalos? Sure.
Also make amends with Gentlespy.
NPCs:
Tim walks up to Zomara.
"Give up your position."
Sinatra:
Sinatra stares at Tim for a moment, an odd look overtaking him.
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 31, 2012, 09:13:58 pm
Post by: Cassandra on October 31, 2012, 09:15:24 pm
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
Post by: Vorthon on October 31, 2012, 09:15:42 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 31, 2012, 09:20:53 pm
ALSO, PLAY THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxkOb97i0A) DURING THE FIGHT.
Post by: Wrex on October 31, 2012, 09:21:47 pm
Gather support for Beastpeople United™Aid This
Post by: Corai on October 31, 2012, 09:23:43 pm
Question Brown Man to his exact intentions after apologizing for attacking him.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™Aid This
Support this organization.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 31, 2012, 09:24:35 pm
ALSO, PLAY THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxkOb97i0A) DURING THE FIGHT.Aid music! If it doesn't impede my other actions.
Post by: misko27 on October 31, 2012, 09:33:18 pm
Make a...scout robot thingy...misko, what did you ask for?Comm droid my man.
>Ask if he's ever been in war. Explain that, when you see someone not in a uniform like your's, you shoot. Tell him of the overriding fear of death that fills you. You'd rather have shot a friendly then be dead yourself. It's a jungle out here. Ask him, if a large powerful entity
appeared out of nowhere, and threatened to kill you, what would you do? His methods were first talking, and then violence. Who listens to a random dude who shows up and starts talking out of nowhere? You had already attacked members of my organization, what am I to do? Ask for power back, I need that. To rule the empire.
>In empire, liberalize aspects of the economy, while retaining large scale control of various corporation.
>Fund Research into anti-energy weapon shields. Must find out what that gun does.
>impede Cassandra's organizaation. Spread tales about not including non-humanoid aliens, with subtle traces of implications that they are in favor of forced cross-breeding. Use wrex infecting others as example.
Post by: Dirg on October 31, 2012, 10:00:55 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on October 31, 2012, 10:09:43 pm
*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.Express sadness over their lack of trust and request earrings back, via E-mail.
Post by: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 11:04:43 pm
Gather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
Post by: Yoink on October 31, 2012, 11:11:33 pm
>USE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR POWER TO LAY AN OVER-THE-TOP ACTION MOVIE BEATDOWN ON XANTALOS, CORAI AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT STEALING MY POWERS/DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE
>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK
((GM NO LIKE MY ACTIONS?))
Post by: miauw62 on November 01, 2012, 04:55:42 am
TURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOSGather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
Post by: Xantalos on November 01, 2012, 09:34:15 am
AM NOT MADE OF MATTER OR ANTIMATTERTURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOSGather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
HEHE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2012, 10:15:57 am
Therefore you don't exist dude. SOME Logic still remains. Surprisingly.AM NOT MADE OF MATTER OR ANTIMATTERTURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOSGather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
HEHE
Post by: Xantalos on November 01, 2012, 10:18:59 am
Did you even see the one argument I had with Misko about that? I neither exist nor not exist.Therefore you don't exist dude. SOME Logic still remains. Surprisingly.AM NOT MADE OF MATTER OR ANTIMATTERTURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOSGather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
HEHE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2012, 10:23:10 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 01, 2012, 10:32:29 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 01, 2012, 10:35:48 am
Post by: da_nang on November 01, 2012, 06:03:10 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 01, 2012, 11:53:44 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 02, 2012, 09:34:45 am
COMMENT EVERYTHING
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 02, 2012, 06:07:15 pm
Make a...communication robot thingy...misko, what did you ask for?(5+3) ROBO-COMMUNICATOR THING CREATED. IT'S PRETTY KICKASS.
Gather support for Beastpeople United™(3+1) YOUR ORGANIZATION BECOMES A VIRAL VIDEO, AND TWEENS ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE BEHIND YOU. (2) YOUR WISDOM STAT IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH. (5) YOU INARDVENTLY OFFER A +2 TO XANTALOS.
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
Reform into British Gentleman form. Then drink Jäegerbrau, and become a Jäegermonster.(3) YOU ARE A BRITSH KITTEN. (1) YOU THEN DRINK SOMETHING FROM A SERIES I DON'T RECOGNIZE, SO HOW ABOUT I JUST KILL YOU.
KEEP SPAWNING RANDOM FREAKS! ASDSDFSJKH.(5) YOU SPAWN DOWN SOME MORE FREAKS, MOST NOTABLY SEEMAN AND SEELDIER.
ALSO, PLAY THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxxkOb97i0A) DURING THE FIGHT.
(4) +1 ENGAGED.Gather support for Beastpeople UnitedAid This
"This song kinda sums up the RTD, eh?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBXrenRhPQ)(2) "How about no?"
Question Brown Man to his exact intentions after apologizing for attacking him.Gather support for Beastpeople UnitedAid This
Support this organization.
(2) YOU GIVE AN ENTHUSIASTIC THUMBS UP TO THE VIDEO.
(2+1+2vs1+4) YOU TRY TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE, BUT THE UNIVERSE DISSAGREES.Gather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
(6vs5+1) WHATEVER XANTALOS SAID ABOUT ANTIMATTER AND STUFF IS TRUE.TURN BEER COVERINGS INTO ANTI-MATTER, DESTROYING XANTALOSGather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
"Tim, dont mistake me for trying to do war and that shit. I'm just trying to stop this guy that obviously isn't going to make peace."
>ABSORB DARK ENERGY. ALL OF IT.(6) YOU BEGIN CONSUMING THE VOID ENERGY, BUT YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH. YOU CAN'T EVER GET ENOUGH. EVEN WHEN ITS MASS BURSTS YOUR MAGIC SACK, YOU STILL CONSUME IT. ALL THE MAGIC MAKES YOU MUTATE INTO CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.
BECOME JOHN MADDEN(6) YOUR COMMENTING GETS YOU ON THE COVER OF YOUR OWN GAME, WHICH TRIGGERS THE CURSE. YOU BECOME MUCH LESS TALENTED.
COMMENT EVERYTHING
BOSSES:
"I have. I just expect you to rise above it, especially when you have no uniforms nor sign of solidarity. There is no way to tell your allies from your enemies, and you simply attack with no provocation."Make a...scout robot thingy...misko, what did you ask for?Comm droid my man.
>Ask if he's ever been in war. Explain that, when you see someone not in a uniform like your's, you shoot. Tell him of the overriding fear of death that fills you. You'd rather have shot a friendly then be dead yourself. It's a jungle out here. Ask him, if a large powerful entity
appeared out of nowhere, and threatened to kill you, what would you do? His methods were first talking, and then violence. Who listens to a random dude who shows up and starts talking out of nowhere? You had already attacked members of my organization, what am I to do? Ask for power back, I need that. To rule the empire.
>In empire, liberalize aspects of the economy, while retaining large scale control of various corporation.
>Fund Research into anti-energy weapon shields. Must find out what that gun does.
>impede Cassandra's organizaation. Spread tales about not including non-humanoid aliens, with subtle traces of implications that they are in favor of forced cross-breeding. Use wrex infecting others as example.
(4+3) THE ECONOMYS POWER INCREASES, AND THE ECONO-GOD BUILDS A TEMPLE IN YOUR EMPIRE. JUST BECAUSE. (5+3vs1) THE BEASTFOLK EMPIRE BECOMES CONSIDERED A NAZI-LIKE ASSOCIATION.
*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.(5+2) YOU THROW THE EARRINGS INTO THE VOID, WHERE SPACE BEAVERS DEVOUR THEM. YOU THEN TAKE SOME BACON AND CREATE A DELICIOUS BACON BASED MEAL FOR YOU AND YOUR BOSS.
(4+3) YOU SEARCH THROUGH SPACE BEAVER FECES AND FIND THE EARRINGS!*sighs* "This is the last time I accept jewelry from Greatwyrmgold. Honey, I'm gonna go dispose of these things before they go off." PROPERLY DISPOSE OF EARRINGS THEN GO COOK LICHETTE AND I SOME BREAKFAST.Express sadness over their lack of trust and request earrings back, via E-mail.
(6+3vs2+1) THE GUITAR STARTS UP, YOU ENGAGE ASS-KICKING MODE, ADOPTING A KUNG-FU POSE! YOU RUSH XANTALOS, THEN DELIVER A SUPER SKY KICK ASSAULT, WHICH RIPS HIM TO SHREDS AND DISPERSES HIM INTO THE COSMOS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE SEQUEL.>USE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR POWER TO LAY AN OVER-THE-TOP ACTION MOVIE BEATDOWN ON XANTALOS, CORAI AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT STEALING MY POWERS/DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE
>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK
((GM NO LIKE MY ACTIONS?))
YOU'RE A BIT BUSY BEING DEAD. IT'S THE SEQUEL NEXT TURN.Gather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
LICHETTE:
Lichette
"Thanks hon. You're a dear. It's been wonderful, but I've got to get back to fighting."
She walks outside of their retreat, paces through the snow, and (3+3) begins constructing an interdimensional and infinite radio.
NPC:
"Folks, I don't like how much damage you've caused. I don't like all the war. I don't want to kill you though. I'd prefer to not kill you. But, if you can't just get along, I'll just start killing people until the rest of you get along."
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 06:17:21 pm
Anyways...Research Haste.
Say to Tim, "Mind letting me know who you intend to kill beforehand? That's part of why I gave you the earring--so we could communicate better."
Post by: Vorthon on November 02, 2012, 06:20:07 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 06:22:28 pm
RESPAWN AS GOD OF COMPASSION, KINDNESS, AND ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY. FORM A REPUBLIC TO OPPOSE MISKO'S HORRIBLE EMPIRE. GATHER HUMANS WHO ARE DISENFRANCHISED WITH MISKO TO MY SIDE.Good luck.
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 06:23:14 pm
>BUILD AWESOME FLOATING CAPITAL CITY OF ECONOPOLIS, JEWEL OF THE EMPIRE.
>Invade failed Planet-state (Like city state, but planet) of downturnistan And the Vorthonian republic, save from suckitude, Spark golden age.
>Sequel? As sorta-boss, I should do something. Tell GWG to do something. Focus Long-Range strikers to the ready if needed. Scan The section of space for menacing anything. Get in contact with other leaders and ask WTF is going down, and how can I help.
Post by: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 06:31:57 pm
Post by: Wrex on November 02, 2012, 06:40:30 pm
Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
I will do the same
Post by: Xantalos on November 02, 2012, 06:45:05 pm
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
Post by: Cassandra on November 02, 2012, 06:46:42 pm
Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
You are still dead.
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 06:47:24 pm
Why you join the werewolf-hunting fascist? Join us to have werewolf planet with arena for killing! Imported things to kill!Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
I will do the same
Post by: Xantalos on November 02, 2012, 06:48:05 pm
Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
You are still dead.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 06:52:06 pm
Kinda does.Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.You are still dead.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.
Post by: Xantalos on November 02, 2012, 06:54:48 pm
Wait, sequel? What?Kinda does.Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.You are still dead.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 06:57:34 pm
...Do you read the updates?Wait, sequel? What?Kinda does.Dead does not apply to me nor matter.Huh. Yoink got a +3.You are still dead.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
However, the sequel has started, so you're un-dead.
(6+3vs2+1) THE GUITAR STARTS UP, YOU ENGAGE ASS-KICKING MODE, ADOPTING A KUNG-FU POSE! YOU RUSH XANTALOS, THEN DELIVER A SUPER SKY KICK ASSAULT, WHICH RIPS HIM TO SHREDS AND DISPERSES HIM INTO THE COSMOS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE SEQUEL.>USE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF LIQUOR POWER TO LAY AN OVER-THE-TOP ACTION MOVIE BEATDOWN ON XANTALOS, CORAI AND ANYONE ELSE WHO'S THINKING ABOUT STEALING MY POWERS/DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE
>SET SAID BEATDOWN TO AWESOME GUITAR SOLO SOUNDTRACK
((GM NO LIKE MY ACTIONS?))YOU'RE A BIT BUSY BEING DEAD. IT'S THE SEQUEL NEXT TURN.Gather support for Beastpeople United™DESTROY THE UNIVERSE
Activate 'Furious DM's Curse' on self, to gain a -40 penalty to my very next action.
Help Xantalos by destroying the Universe.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 02, 2012, 07:10:33 pm
Break for Thriller Dance.
Post by: Yoink on November 02, 2012, 07:19:54 pm
>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE
>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?
Post by: Dirg on November 02, 2012, 07:33:16 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 07:38:40 pm
"JOB WELL DONE"Terra. The finest booze this side of the universal center!
>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE
>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 09:24:51 pm
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this (http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster) should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 09:29:33 pm
Two things:I can only assume screw the Lichette.
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this (http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster) should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 02, 2012, 09:30:42 pm
If winter came, would you assume global warming was screwing the lichette?Two things:I can only assume screw the Lichette.
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this (http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster) should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 09:33:41 pm
No, but she might go hump a snow gigolo.If winter came, would you assume global warming was screwing the lichette?Two things:I can only assume screw the Lichette.
1. In case someone tries to get some Jägerbrau, this (http://girlgenius.wikia.com/wiki/J%C3%A4germonster) should be useful. If you need help with figuring out what something is, ask me; I've got a good batting average.
2. What did Tim do last turn?
Post by: miauw62 on November 03, 2012, 05:57:16 am
Post by: tomio175 on November 03, 2012, 08:53:33 am
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 01:27:54 pm
Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
Post by: miauw62 on November 03, 2012, 01:49:03 pm
Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
Post by: da_nang on November 03, 2012, 01:55:12 pm
CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.>ABSORB ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. GAIN POWER.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 03, 2012, 03:15:21 pm
Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
HEY FUNKASS
THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT
I RUN
ON ETHANOL
SHIT I'M LIKE A RUSSIAN TANK
GO ON A QUEST TO GET A LOAD OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I SUMMONED
Post by: Xantalos on November 03, 2012, 06:10:39 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 06:13:26 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 06:16:19 pm
Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 03, 2012, 06:17:25 pm
Ceased to have never been or been whatsoever.Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 03, 2012, 06:19:50 pm
FYI, Jäegermonsters are from Girl Genius, a steampunk webcomic. They're basically super-soldiers with a hat obsession.(2) YOU THROW COFFEE AT MAGIC, BUT IT DOESN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.
Anyways...Research Haste.
Say to Tim, "Mind letting me know who you intend to kill beforehand? That's part of why I gave you the earring--so we could communicate better."
RESPAWN AS GOD OF COMPASSION, KINDNESS, AND ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY. FORM A REPUBLIC TO OPPOSE MISKO'S HORRIBLE EMPIRE. GATHER HUMANS WHO ARE DISENFRANCHISED WITH MISKO TO MY SIDE.(1) YOU SPAWN AS A SPECK. LOOKS LIKE THERE ISN'T MUCH GOODNESS LEFT. PROBRABLY BECAUSE PEOPLE STARTED DYING. A LOT.
Prepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.(2) YOU DECIDE THAT IT'LL TRANSIST JUST AS EASILY THIS TIME AS LAST TIME, AND THUS DO NOTHING.
(2) YOU SIT AROUND WITH CASSANDRA, DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHINGPrepare for Sequel. Prepare followers for sequel as well.
I will do the same
((He'll be 'Un-Deaded' after the next turn, probably))(1) MERASMUS SHOWS UP AND MAKES YOU THRILLER. THEN HE BLOWS YOU UP.
Break for Thriller Dance.
CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.(4) YOU MANIPULATE BEER TO CAUSE A SMALL EXPLOSION IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM.
Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.(3) YOU DESTROY AND RECREATE YOURSELF WITH A WORMHOLE.
(3) YOU DRINK AND GAIN THE POWER TO BE UNAFRAID OF PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT.CAUSE SHORT CIRCUIT IN DA_NANG USING BEER.>ABSORB ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE. GAIN POWER.
(3) A LOT OF PEOPLE SHOW UP. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE POWERFUL. IN FACT, MOST OF THEM AREN'T.Dont worry, i, the almighty beer god, took on the quest to liquor up any and all omnicidialists.Create black hole that destroys (and afterwards recreates) universe.Join me!
*notices action*
Ahh hell, another universe-destroyer. Jesus.
HEY FUNKASS
THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT
I RUN
ON ETHANOL
SHIT I'M LIKE A RUSSIAN TANKNOT QUITE SURE IF I SHOULD BE JOINING YOUR FACTIONNNNNNNOPE
GO ON A QUEST TO GET A LOAD OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I SUMMONEDOF THIS HORNSES
BOSSES
"JOB WELL DONE"(5+3) YOU STAND BY YOUR BIKE, (5+3) PULL OUT THE MISKO CORP.
>DUST SELF OFF, PUKE INTO NEARBY VASE OF FLOWERS AND STAGGER BACK TO WHEREVER THE HELL I PARKED MY BIKE
>RESEARCH THIS ECONOPOLIS PLACE. I DUNNO, READ THE BROCHURES OR SOMETHING
WHERE IS IT, EXACTLY?
OBTAIN THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS TO CRAFT PARTIES(Lichette, Cassandra, Dirg) END GAME GEAR. CRAFT ARMOR FIRST THEN WEAPONS, AND FOR GOOD MEASURE BUY SOME RIBBONS SO WE DON'T FALL TO INSTANT DEATH ATTACKS.(5+2) YOU GO AND TAKE VARIOUS MEMORABILIA AND IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOUR GROUP, HEAD OVER TO A FORGE AND CHUCK THEM IN. SOMWHOW THIS DOESN'T JUST BURN IT TO SHREDS BUT RATHER FORGES A WHOLE SET OF ARMOR FOR YOURSELF AS WELL AS VARIOUS WEAPONS. FROM THE ASHES, YOU FORM RIBBONS TO DEFEND YOURSELF AND YOUR ALLIES.
YES. TEMPLE TO ECONOGOD ACHIEVED.(3+3) YOU BUILD A GEM FOR YOUR EMPIRE, A MIGHTY CITY. IT'S KIND OF A GENERIC VILLAIN CITADEL, SO IT'S OKAY. (5+3) YOU TAKE YOUR MIGHTY, GALAXY DESTROYING ARMIES AND CLAIM A SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLE.
>BUILD AWESOME FLOATING CAPITAL CITY OF ECONOPOLIS, JEWEL OF THE EMPIRE.
>Invade failed Planet-state (Like city state, but planet) of downturnistan And the Vorthonian republic, save from suckitude, Spark golden age.
>Sequel? As sorta-boss, I should do something. Tell GWG to do something. Focus Long-Range strikers to the ready if needed. Scan The section of space for menacing anything. Get in contact with other leaders and ask WTF is going down, and how can I help.
Huh. Yoink got a +3.(5+1vs5+3) YOU TRY TO ATTACK YOINK, BUT YOINK HURLS HIS KUNG-FU ESSENCE AT YOU, WHICH CHANGES INTO A KUNG-FU ELEMENTAL AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Rip Yoink's teeth out and use them to inflict puncture wounds on all his pressure points, which Mr Fingersfrom the web comic Goblins will then stick his fingers into. Rip out his spinal cord and strangle him with it while beating him to death with his own intestines.
Then absorb his soul and destroy the universe.
Lichette:
(1+3)"Misko? Maybe if you retreat to New Yoinkinium, we'll be able to take them down. I don't think that you nor I could handle the universe alone."
NPC:
Tim frowns.
"Who's that guy who keeps trying to either destroy the universe or people. The guy who just got his ass kicked by a kung-fu elemental?"
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 06:22:48 pm
Improper expression of concept! Penalty! -1 to all metaphysics arguing rolls!Ceased to have never been or been whatsoever.Wasn't it a drunk that just kicked your ass so royally you ceased to be?Cease to be what? Judge rules a violation!
Post by: Wrex on November 03, 2012, 06:23:41 pm
> Continue to lope around.
Post by: Xantalos on November 03, 2012, 06:28:43 pm
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 03, 2012, 06:40:57 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 06:42:16 pm
Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 06:48:41 pm
"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.
Post by: Xantalos on November 03, 2012, 06:49:11 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 06:49:48 pm
Why, Misko?To spite Cassandra. Sorry mate. I wish there was a way to help you and hurt her.
Post by: Xantalos on November 03, 2012, 06:50:54 pm
You could steal her soul and give me aid. I'm grateful for any help so I can get my job done.Why, Misko?To spite Cassandra. Sorry mate. I wish there was a way to help you and hurt her.
Post by: Vorthon on November 03, 2012, 07:18:15 pm
Post by: tomio175 on November 03, 2012, 07:35:16 pm
All at once.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 03, 2012, 07:45:54 pm
"Anyways...um, what should we diplomatize about?"
Keep one core focused on the conversation and have the rest of me research Haste.
Post by: zombie killer on November 03, 2012, 07:53:18 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 03, 2012, 09:16:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 09:19:12 pm
AID VORTHON'S ACTION.Lame action is lame. Keep playing with your buddy While I speak with the grownups.
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 09:22:13 pm
AID VORTHON'S ACTION.Lame action is lame. Keep playing with your buddy While I speak with the grownups.
Yes, child? You called?
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 09:24:12 pm
I'm sorry, I've interrupted your thumb twiddling competition with Wrex.AID VORTHON'S ACTION.Lame action is lame. Keep playing with your buddy While I speak with the grownups.
Yes, child? You called?
I meant the Lichette.
Post by: Cassandra on November 03, 2012, 09:27:23 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 09:32:11 pm
Ah, the other one. I'm sure she'll talk to you soon. Do you have an appointment?Look at the Lichette's turn, my computer wont let me get what I want.
Post by: mcclay on November 03, 2012, 11:02:14 pm
CREATE EMPIRE OF THE SUN! ALSO HELP STOP CURRENT THREAT TO PALADINS! ALSO FINALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM, SHEEEEEEEET!
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 06:09:22 am
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS
Post by: Xantalos on November 04, 2012, 01:38:27 pm
"Tim, xanty is trying to destroy the universe. And da_nang, and lordslowpoke."FOR FECK'S SAKE IT ISN'T TIM'S UNIVERSE SO HE SHOULDN'T GIVE A SHET!
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS
Post by: da_nang on November 04, 2012, 01:47:35 pm
>USE DARK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE VOID VORTEX, INCREASING THE GROWTH RATE OF THE VORTEX
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 04, 2012, 01:54:05 pm
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
Post by: Yoink on November 04, 2012, 04:56:13 pm
>ATTEMPT TO GET SIGNAL ON MOBILE PHONE, CALL GREENSTAR
>ALSO BEFORE LEAVING ENSURE DRINKS FRIDGE IS WELL-STOCKED
Post by: Corai on November 04, 2012, 05:07:41 pm
Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2012, 06:57:37 pm
"I'm fine with it, unless my boss complains."Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
Post by: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 07:07:28 pm
"My primary issue is Vorthon. Kill him/prevent him ftom achieving god-hood, and be handsomrly rewarded. Keep in mind he belongs to the military, so You'll need a diplomat pass""I'm fine with it, unless my boss complains."Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
*hands GWG one*
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2012, 07:13:15 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 04, 2012, 07:14:28 pm
"Kill Vorthon? Gotcha."
"I could make you second-command in my glorious republic, once it comes to fruition."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2012, 07:25:25 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 04, 2012, 10:32:40 pm
Tell Tim that no one really knows anymore. It's some sort of monster from beyond time and space. He apparently makes good cocktails, or so I've been told.(4) YOU CONTINUE WALKING AROUND, HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
> Continue to lope around.
GET THE PARTY STARTED(2) OH NOES! THE GUESTS ARE DELAYED BY A TRAFFIC JAM!
You know what? Actually, screw it.(5) +2 GIVEN TO GWG.
Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.
REATTEMPT ASCENSION TO GODHOOD.(1+2) YOU ASCEND TO THE GOD OF HORROR FLICKS.
headshot nazi faces(3) YOU SHOOT A NAZI IN THE HEAD, SHORTLY BEFORE THE OTHER NAZIS REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GUN YOU DOWN.
Become One-man-band, play saxophone, drums qnd somehow the piano.(5) YOU BECOME A FAMOUS ONE MAN BAND FOR BEING ABLE TO PLAY COUNTLESS INSTRUMENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY.Simultaneously
All at once.
Wait..wha? I mean I totally wasn't sleeping. What the fuck is going on?(1) YOU DIVE INTO THE SUN TO ESTABLISH THE EMPIRE. SADLY, YOUR LONG ABSENCE HAS DRAINED YOUR ABILITIES AND YOU ROAST LIKE A PILE OF PAPER SHREDS.
CREATE EMPIRE OF THE SUN! ALSO HELP STOP CURRENT THREAT TO PALADINS! ALSO FINALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM, SHEEEEEEEET!
"Tim, xanty is trying to destroy the universe. And da_nang, and lordslowpoke."(4) HE'S PRETTY DAMN DRUNK.
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS
"IT'S TIME TO RAMP UP THINGS"(1) YOU USE DORK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE BAD LORE CODEX. IT RETCONS YOU OUT!
>USE DARK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE VOID VORTEX, INCREASING THE GROWTH RATE OF THE VORTEX
Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.(5+1vs5) THE TWO OF THEM BOTH SEE THINGS. CASSANDRA DOES AS WELL. THINGS ARE GETTING AKWARD THOUGH. SHE'S SEEING LESS.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
(1) YOU BLAST GREENSTAR WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS, ASSUMING THOSE TO BE HIS WEAKNESS. SADLY, THE GUY WHOS POWERS REVOLVE AROUND WEIRD YOUTUBE VIDEOS ISN'T WEAK TO THEM.Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
BOSSES:
Evil Lichette makes good point, though it worries me that she had to roll a die to do so. Hmm.((That was for how she phrased it, not whether or not she had intelligence.))
"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.
(6+3) THE MILITARY GUARDS IT WELL. (1+3) THEY FIND THAT BY BOMBARDING IT WITH CRT MONITORS, IT MAY LOSE POWER.
Oh for - idea.(2+1) YOU MAKE A REPLICA OF A SPORE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY IT. IT'S NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU'D HOPED.
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms.
"The omnicidalist? That's Xantalos. I think he wasn't hugged enough as a child. Maybe we should all hug him, that might help.
"Anyways...um, what should we diplomatize about?"
Keep one core focused on the conversation and have the rest of me research Haste.
AID VORTHON'S ACTION.(3+2) +2 GIVEN.
>FLY BACK TOWARDS MILKY WAY GALAXY, HEADING FOR EARTH(2+3) EARTH GOT!
>ATTEMPT TO GET SIGNAL ON MOBILE PHONE, CALL GREENSTAR
>ALSO BEFORE LEAVING ENSURE DRINKS FRIDGE IS WELL-STOCKED[/sub]
LICHETTE:
"So then, Misko. What would you reccomend for us to do."
NPCs:
Tim sighs, then surveys the area.
"It's too damn hard to see who's good and who's bad.
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Corai on November 04, 2012, 10:34:43 pm
Attack Greenstarfanatic again out of spite.
-Edit-
This time with a big fucking sword. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BFS)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 04, 2012, 10:35:33 pm
If not, create portal gun with linked gel-shooters for repulsion, propulsion, and portal gels. If this happens, give portal gun to Vorthon upon delivery if the new minions.
Post by: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 10:53:53 pm
>"Wait, Me? Umm. Hmm. I'm not entirely sure. My startegy of bombing it till it died failed, as I didn't hurt it all that much. The startegy will have to be more subtle. What exactly did you have in mind? I mean, we could just all rush at it at once, but He might just teleport away and take potshots with that gun of his. What I know about my time fighting him is two things: A) That gun tears mattter apart down to a sub-atomic level, leaving a mess of various quarks. B) The strongest personnel weaponry I have, anti-matter, gave him a gash. Therefore, he is highly resistant to physical damage. A head-on assualt is suicide. We must distract or disable him somehow, or destroy/steal that gun of his. "
>STOP JUST BEFORE EARTH.WAIT, NO. MILITARY, ARREST THIS MAN AND CONFISCATE HIS BIKE.
>TURN AROUND.
>STARE BACK TOWARDS NEW YOINKINIUM THROUGH THE VAST VOID OF SPACE, TEARS MOISTENING MY EYES AS I UNSCREW MY FLASK, REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES, ALL THE ROUGH TIMES, THE TIMES I WAS A HERO AND THE TIMES I FAILED. THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DUE TO MY FAILURES.
>TAKE A LONG PULL OF WHISKEY.
"THIS ENDS NOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD."
>DESTROY ENTIRETY OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY, INCLUDING NEW YOINKINIUM AND EVERYONE ON IT, WITH THE GALAXY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON ON THE WMD-BIKE. LEAVE THE MILKY WAY, AND BY EXTENSION EARTH, UNHARMED.
>KILL COUNTLESS PEOPLE, YET SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY DOING SO.
Post by: Yoink on November 05, 2012, 12:03:35 am
>TURN AROUND.
>STARE BACK TOWARDS NEW YOINKINIUM THROUGH THE VAST VOID OF SPACE, TEARS MOISTENING MY EYES AS I UNSCREW MY FLASK, REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES, ALL THE ROUGH TIMES, THE TIMES I WAS A HERO AND THE TIMES I FAILED. THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DUE TO MY FAILURES.
>TAKE A LONG PULL OF WHISKEY.
"THIS ENDS NOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD."
>DESTROY ENTIRETY OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY, INCLUDING NEW YOINKINIUM AND EVERYONE ON IT, WITH THE GALAXY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON ON THE WMD-BIKE. LEAVE THE MILKY WAY, AND BY EXTENSION EARTH, UNHARMED.
>KILL COUNTLESS PEOPLE, YET SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY DOING SO.
Post by: misko27 on November 05, 2012, 12:06:44 am
>STOP JUST BEFORE EARTH.WAIT, NO. MILITARY, KILL THIS MAN AND CONFISCATE HIS BIKE.
>TURN AROUND.
>STARE BACK TOWARDS NEW YOINKINIUM THROUGH THE VAST VOID OF SPACE, TEARS MOISTENING MY EYES AS I UNSCREW MY FLASK, REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES, ALL THE ROUGH TIMES, THE TIMES I WAS A HERO AND THE TIMES I FAILED. THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DUE TO MY FAILURES.
>TAKE A LONG PULL OF WHISKEY.
"THIS ENDS NOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD."
>DESTROY ENTIRETY OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY, INCLUDING NEW YOINKINIUM AND EVERYONE ON IT, WITH THE GALAXY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON ON THE WMD-BIKE. LEAVE THE MILKY WAY, AND BY EXTENSION EARTH, UNHARMED.
>KILL COUNTLESS PEOPLE, YET SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY DOING SO.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 05, 2012, 12:23:20 am
"Damn! Youtube videos! My greatest weapon is useless!"Counter with my up-till-now-MacGuffin Sword! Y'know that one from the beginning? Also trade an army or random Freak Minions to GwG in exchange for the new Portal Gun thingy.
Attack Greenstarfanatic again out of spite.
-Edit-
This time with a big fucking sword. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BFS)
Also, I'm a Paladin, sorta-kinda now.
Post by: Cassandra on November 05, 2012, 12:27:42 am
For the true greater good. For Dirg, Misko, Lichette, and the rest of Andromeda!!!
Post by: Yoink on November 05, 2012, 12:32:31 am
Ready my Titanium Scythe, and apologize to Aperature for not being able to continue my aid. Then, TELEFRAG YOINK, AND DESTROY HIS WEAPON!
For the true greater good. For Dirg, Misko, Lichette, and the rest of Andromeda!!!
>LET THE UPPITY SNAKE-WOMAN TASTE THE BACK OF MY HAND
ALCHOHOL GIVES ME AN EXTRA +1 BONUS TO UNARMED ATTACKS AGAINST FEMALES, YOU KNOW!
"YOU CAN WATCH THEM *HIC* DIE, IF YOU KEEP THAT UP. KEEP OUT OF MY WAY, AN' YOU CAN LIVE. I'M THE GOOD GUY HERE!"
>THEN COMPLETE MAIN ACTION
Post by: Cassandra on November 05, 2012, 12:39:07 am
Post by: Yoink on November 05, 2012, 12:40:12 am
Post by: Cassandra on November 05, 2012, 12:41:41 am
Post by: Dirg on November 05, 2012, 12:45:49 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 05, 2012, 09:39:44 am
TELEPORT GUESTS TO PARTY ZONE
Post by: Xantalos on November 05, 2012, 10:02:32 am
A shadow from beyond normal dimensions seems to colease in one spot.
"I mean, shit, Spore? Still f*cking counts. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I gotta go."
The shadow moves out of existence, but not before:
"Oh yeah, and my bargain with Wrex. Complete, buddy. Go in if you want."
A portal to a realm of infinite killing opens up and the shadow leaves, leaving behind...to be revealed next turn.
Post by: tomio175 on November 05, 2012, 10:48:55 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 05, 2012, 01:16:02 pm
KICK VORTHON'S ASS UNTIL HE IS NO LONGER A GOD.
Post by: Vorthon on November 05, 2012, 04:59:59 pm
Change of action!
Become god of furries, create glorious furry empire. Populated by anthropomorphic critters, of course.
Post by: da_nang on November 05, 2012, 05:27:33 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 09:19:00 pm
(4vs2) THE BLADE OF MACGUFFINISM IS SWUNG AT THE BIGGEST BLADE EVER SEEN. UNFORTUNATLY, GRAVITY TRUMPS PLOT, AND THE MACGUFFIN BLADE SHATTERS INTO A BAZILLION PIECES, WHICH FLY INTO GREENSTARS ABDOMEN, CAUSING BLEEDING AND INFECTION"Damn! Youtube videos! My greatest weapon is useless!"Counter with my up-till-now-MacGuffin Sword! Y'know that one from the beginning? Also trade an army or random Freak Minions to GwG in exchange for the new Portal Gun thingy.
Attack Greenstarfanatic again out of spite.
-Edit-
This time with a big fucking sword. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BFS)
Also, I'm a Paladin, sorta-kinda now.
Ready my Titanium Scythe, and apologize to Aperature for not being able to continue my aid. Then, TELEFRAG YOINK, BISECT HIM WITH THE SCYTHE, AND CAPTURE HIS WEAPON!(5VS2+3) HIS DRUNKENESS LETS HIM DODGE THE BLOW!
For the true greater good. For Dirg, Misko, Lichette, and the rest of Andromeda!!!
LICK TIM IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE(2) "Uh..."
TELEPORT GUESTS TO PARTY ZONE
(4) THE GUESTS ARRIVE, THEN MILL ABOUT AWKWARDLY.
USE ONE-MAN-BAND POWERS TO GAIN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. Or at least five bucks so I can get food.(4) YOU GAIN MONEY. A LOT OF MONEY. YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH TO BUY A SMALL REPUBLIC.
"I GOT THIS! I CAN PWN THIS LITTLE GODDY"(2vs2) YOU TRY AND KICK A PARTICLE, BUT IT RETALIATES BY BEING A PARTICLE.
KICK VORTHON'S ASS UNTIL HE IS NO LONGER A GOD.
(3) YOU BECOME A STEREOTYPICAL FURRY. IT'S NOT A VERY RECTIFYING LIFE.Attempt to ascend again, whilst pumping Miauw's head full of horror flicks to paralyze him with fear and/or sensory overload!
Change of action!
Become god of furries, create glorious furry empire. Populated by anthropomorphic critters, of course.
>USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE AT THE GALACTIC CENTER TO POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX(6) YOU USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACKHOLE AT THE GALACTIC CENTER TO CREATE A GALAXY WITHIN THE VOID, ROBBING IT OF ALL POWER
BOSSES
CLOSE ENOUGH.(2+1) YOU AND YOUR NEW FORM ARE RECREATED INTO THIS PLANE. (5+1) THEN, YOU CREATE A PORTAL TO A REALM OF KILLING. THEN YOU LEAVE, LEAVING SOMETHING ELSE.
A shadow from beyond normal dimensions seems to colease in one spot.
"I mean, shit, Spore? Still f*cking counts. Now, if you'll all excuse me, I gotta go."
The shadow moves out of existence, but not before:
"Oh yeah, and my bargain with Wrex. Complete, buddy. Go in if you want."
A portal to a realm of infinite killing opens up and the shadow leaves, leaving behind...to be revealed next turn.
"Yoink, as much as I really wanna get rid of Misko, I can't let you possibly hurt Lichette!" DESTROY YOINK'S WMD BIKE BY CASTING METEOR SWARM ON HIM AND IT BEFORE IT CAN GET A SHOT OFF.(1+3vs2+2) THE BIKE WITHSTANDS!
If I got Haste, cast Haste. On me, of course.(3+3) YOU HAD RESEARCHED HASTE, BUT I THOUGHT THAT SOMETHING. YOU THEN CAST IT, AND YOU SPEED UP!
If not, create portal gun with linked gel-shooters for repulsion, propulsion, and portal gels. If this happens, give portal gun to Vorthon upon delivery if the new minions.
>Politely Excuse self for a moment, tell military to see if radiation from the particle can be used for horror flicks.(5+3) THEY CAN USE IT! IT'S USEFUL FOR ENDOWING AN OBJECT WITH THE POWER OF B-MOVIES. WHICH MOSTLY MAKES THINGS CORNY. (3+3vs1+4) LICHETTE DETECTS IMPENDING DESTRUCTION AS EASILY AS YOU DO, THROWING THE BLADE OF DAMNED SOULS AT YOUR LEAD GENERAL, WHO TAKES THE BLADE, LEAPING INTO THE AIR, SWINGING IT ABOUT AS THE WAVE MOTION Gun (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaveMotionGun) FIRES ITS CANNONS AT NEW YOINKINIUM. HIS BLADE DEFLECTS HALF OF THE BEAM, SPARING ONE HALF OF THE PLANET. THE OTHER HALF IS CHANGED. CORRUPTED.
>"Wait, Me? Umm. Hmm. I'm not entirely sure. My startegy of bombing it till it died failed, as I didn't hurt it all that much. The startegy will have to be more subtle. What exactly did you have in mind? I mean, we could just all rush at it at once, but He might just teleport away and take potshots with that gun of his. What I know about my time fighting him is two things: A) That gun tears mattter apart down to a sub-atomic level, leaving a mess of various quarks. B) The strongest personnel weaponry I have, anti-matter, gave him a gash. Therefore, he is highly resistant to physical damage. A head-on assualt is suicide. We must distract or disable him somehow, or destroy/steal that gun of his. ">STOP JUST BEFORE EARTH.WAIT, NO. MILITARY, ARREST THIS MAN AND CONFISCATE HIS BIKE.
>TURN AROUND.
>STARE BACK TOWARDS NEW YOINKINIUM THROUGH THE VAST VOID OF SPACE, TEARS MOISTENING MY EYES AS I UNSCREW MY FLASK, REMEMBERING ALL THE GOOD TIMES, ALL THE ROUGH TIMES, THE TIMES I WAS A HERO AND THE TIMES I FAILED. THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DUE TO MY FAILURES.
>TAKE A LONG PULL OF WHISKEY.
"THIS ENDS NOW. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD."
>DESTROY ENTIRETY OF ANDROMEDA GALAXY, INCLUDING NEW YOINKINIUM AND EVERYONE ON IT, WITH THE GALAXY DESTROYING SUPERWEAPON ON THE WMD-BIKE. LEAVE THE MILKY WAY, AND BY EXTENSION EARTH, UNHARMED.
>KILL COUNTLESS PEOPLE, YET SAVE THE UNIVERSE BY DOING SO.
LICHETTE:
Lichette materializes in front of Yoink.
"Yoink. You can't do this. Not now. We need all the help we can get. Tim is a threat. No reason to infight now."
NPC:
"Uh... LordSlowpoke... I think I'd like to have some time without you..."
Tell Tim that no one really knows anymore. It's some sort of monster from beyond time and space. He apparently makes good cocktails, or so I've been told.(4) YOU CONTINUE WALKING AROUND, HAVING NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
> Continue to lope around.GET THE PARTY STARTED(2) OH NOES! THE GUESTS ARE DELAYED BY A TRAFFIC JAM!You know what? Actually, screw it.(5) +2 GIVEN TO GWG.
Thank Dirg, and Aid GreatWyrmGold's Research.REATTEMPT ASCENSION TO GODHOOD.(1+2) YOU ASCEND TO THE GOD OF HORROR FLICKS.headshot nazi faces(3) YOU SHOOT A NAZI IN THE HEAD, SHORTLY BEFORE THE OTHER NAZIS REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GUN YOU DOWN.Become One-man-band, play saxophone, drums qnd somehow the piano.(5) YOU BECOME A FAMOUS ONE MAN BAND FOR BEING ABLE TO PLAY COUNTLESS INSTRUMENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY.Simultaneously
All at once.Wait..wha? I mean I totally wasn't sleeping. What the fuck is going on?(1) YOU DIVE INTO THE SUN TO ESTABLISH THE EMPIRE. SADLY, YOUR LONG ABSENCE HAS DRAINED YOUR ABILITIES AND YOU ROAST LIKE A PILE OF PAPER SHREDS.
CREATE EMPIRE OF THE SUN! ALSO HELP STOP CURRENT THREAT TO PALADINS! ALSO FINALLY FUCKING JOIN THEM, SHEEEEEEEET!"Tim, xanty is trying to destroy the universe. And da_nang, and lordslowpoke."(4) HE'S PRETTY DAMN DRUNK.
LIQUOR UP XANTALOS AGAIN, GIVING HIM A -1 MALUS"IT'S TIME TO RAMP UP THINGS"(1) YOU USE DORK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE BAD LORE CODEX. IT RETCONS YOU OUT!
>USE DARK ENERGY TO BOOST THE POWER OF THE VOID VORTEX, INCREASING THE GROWTH RATE OF THE VORTEXSay 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.(5+1vs5) THE TWO OF THEM BOTH SEE THINGS. CASSANDRA DOES AS WELL. THINGS ARE GETTING AKWARD THOUGH. SHE'S SEEING LESS.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."(1) YOU BLAST GREENSTAR WITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS, ASSUMING THOSE TO BE HIS WEAKNESS. SADLY, THE GUY WHOS POWERS REVOLVE AROUND WEIRD YOUTUBE VIDEOS ISN'T WEAK TO THEM.Say 'Fuck it' and join Misko. First order of business: Kill Cassandra.
"Seeman, Seeldier, sic 'er/'im."
IMPEDE ACTION/PROTECT CASSANDRA.
"I have your back, Cassandra. Until GreatWyrmGold calls me off at least."
BOSSES:Evil Lichette makes good point, though it worries me that she had to roll a die to do so. Hmm.((That was for how she phrased it, not whether or not she had intelligence.))
"Well, my military can probably handle baby-sitting a particle, Fine. I'll be there in a turn. If this is a trick, I have insurance against it."
>Lock sub-atomic particle in stasis cage. Get Military scientists to see if they can bash into smaller pieces.
>Head to militarily friendly section of New-Yoikinium, then travel from there to edge to meet with Lich.
>Discuss plan.
(6+3) THE MILITARY GUARDS IT WELL. (1+3) THEY FIND THAT BY BOMBARDING IT WITH CRT MONITORS, IT MAY LOSE POWER.Oh for - idea.(2+1) YOU MAKE A REPLICA OF A SPORE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY IT. IT'S NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOU'D HOPED.
Create a replica universe, then destroy it. That counts on my forms."The omnicidalist? That's Xantalos. I think he wasn't hugged enough as a child. Maybe we should all hug him, that might help.
"Anyways...um, what should we diplomatize about?"
Keep one core focused on the conversation and have the rest of me research Haste.AID VORTHON'S ACTION.(3+2) +2 GIVEN.>FLY BACK TOWARDS MILKY WAY GALAXY, HEADING FOR EARTH(2+3) EARTH GOT!
>ATTEMPT TO GET SIGNAL ON MOBILE PHONE, CALL GREENSTAR
>ALSO BEFORE LEAVING ENSURE DRINKS FRIDGE IS WELL-STOCKED[/sub]
LICHETTE:
"So then, Misko. What would you reccomend for us to do."
NPCs:
Tim sighs, then surveys the area.
"It's too damn hard to see who's good and who's bad.
SWAGGOTS:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCSSpoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLSSpoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OMNICIDALISTS:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vorthon on November 07, 2012, 09:21:53 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 07, 2012, 09:26:10 pm
I don't really know what to do. Tell the lichette what I said last turn I guess. When she comes back. Wait, She can teleport? Why did I have to trudge out here then?
>Investigate other side of New Yoinkinium.
>Decorate General Awesome With Order of the Big F***ing Sword.
>Use all resources at command to attempt to find secret to localized contained black hole technology on militarizable scale.
[/b]
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 09:27:10 pm
Make the same portal gun as mentioned last time, including both portal devices and the gel shooters. Give it to Greenstarfanatic if he coughs up the promised minions.
While doing so, test limits of haste by conducting an experiment to determine the gravitational constant using, uh, Corai. I don't think he would mind if I used portals for safety.
Darn, double ninjas.
Post by: Vorthon on November 07, 2012, 09:27:52 pm
Post by: Corai on November 07, 2012, 09:28:30 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 07, 2012, 09:33:52 pm
DESTROY PORTAL TO REALM OF KILLING. DESTROY IT BEFORE WREX ENTERS IT.NO. PUT CORAI IN REALM OF INFINITE KILLING.
Post by: Yoink on November 07, 2012, 09:43:14 pm
>IGNORE THE LICHETTE, TURN AROUND AND MOPE MY WAY BACK TO EARTH, SHACKING UP SOMEWHERE IN RURAL MEXICO TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN TEQUILA
>DO, HOWEVER, TUNE THE WMD BIKE INTO SOME SORT OF INTERNATIONAL NEWS CHANNEL TO KEEP ONE DRUNKEN EYE OUT FOR TROUBLE. THAT PIECE OF JUNK BIKE HAS TO BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 07, 2012, 09:45:21 pm
((Wasn't me that promised minions.))Dangit. Who's the TF2 mutant guy?
Post by: Yoink on November 07, 2012, 09:46:24 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 07, 2012, 09:53:15 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 12:13:51 am
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0)
Post by: Dirg on November 08, 2012, 12:54:31 am
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 12:56:01 am
I AM NO LONGER THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ENTRPOY, WHATEVER YOU CARE TO CALL MY PREVIOUS VOCATION. I AM NOW SOMETHING GREATER.*ahem*Closet homosexual*ahem*
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 12:58:03 am
MY SEXUALITY IS MANLY. IF GAY, I AM MANLY GAY. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManlyGay)I AM NO LONGER THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ENTRPOY, WHATEVER YOU CARE TO CALL MY PREVIOUS VOCATION. I AM NOW SOMETHING GREATER.*ahem*Closet homosexual*ahem*
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER
Post by: miauw62 on November 08, 2012, 12:11:34 pm
Post by: tomio175 on November 08, 2012, 12:47:54 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 08, 2012, 06:55:01 pm
BECOME GOD OF FURRIES, FORM GLORIOUS FURRY EMPIRE.(4) YOU ARE A MAJOR DEITY OF FURRYISM! (5) YOU FORM AN EMPIRE OF FURRIES, AND ITS GLORY SHINES THROUGH THE COSMOS, AND I'M TRYING VERY HARD TO CONTROL MY INNER 4CHANNER.
Summon a random army of Freaks for GwG, in exchange for the gun, and maybe a bit of healing.(6) YOU SUMMON A RANDOM ARMY OF FREAKS FOR GWG. ONCE INSIDE, THEY START WRECKING SHIT UP.
(5vs3+3) CORAI IS SENT INTO THE REALM OF INFINITE KILLING, WHERE HE EKES OUT A LIVING AS A RECORD SALESMAN, SELLING WORLD RECORDS FOR CASH.DESTROY PORTAL TO REALM OF KILLING. DESTROY IT BEFORE WREX ENTERS IT.NO. PUT CORAI IN REALM OF INFINITE KILLING.
TEAR VORTHON INTO SEPERATE QUARKS.(1) YOU THROW QUARKS AT VORTHON, HOPING THAT THAT WILL BREAK HIM DOWN INTO SMALLER PIECES. IT INSTEAD, INCREASES HIS MASS BY A SMALL AMOUNT. YOU ARE A FAILURE.
Buy small, profitable republic. Begin research and manufacture of plasma weapons.(5) YOU BUY A SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY, CHANGE IT INTO A DICTATORSHIP, THEN MANUFACTURE PLASMA WEAPONRY!
"WELL, SHIT. SO MUCH FOR 'GALAXY DESTROYING'. THAT WAS LAME. SO MUCH FOR SAVING THE UNIVERSE."(6+3) YOU DRIVE THE THE WMD BIKE, WHICH IS TUNED TO "INTERGALACTIC HEROES STATION", TO MEXICO, WHERE YOU TAKE A PLACE AT A BAR.
>IGNORE THE LICHETTE, TURN AROUND AND MOPE MY WAY BACK TO EARTH, SHACKING UP SOMEWHERE IN RURAL MEXICO TO DROWN MY SORROWS IN TEQUILA
>DO, HOWEVER, TUNE THE WMD BIKE INTO SOME SORT OF INTERNATIONAL NEWS CHANNEL TO KEEP ONE DRUNKEN EYE OUT FOR TROUBLE. THAT PIECE OF JUNK BIKE HAS TO BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
I AM NO LONGER THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ENTRPOY, WHATEVER YOU CARE TO CALL MY PREVIOUS VOCATION. I AM NOW SOMETHING GREATER.(3+1, 2+1) YOU BECOME INCREDIBLY MASCULINE, THEN SHOOT DIRG WITH SOME MASCULINITY. LICHETTE LOOKS AT HIM DIFFERENTLY, BUT THAT MAY JUST BE THE NEWFOUND MUSK.
I! AM! MACHO MAN!
NO, NOT THAT ONE. I AM THE INCARNATION OF EVERYTHING MANLY. IF ANYTHING ANYWHERE DISPLAYS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF MANLINESS, I HAVE THAT MANLINESS IN ME. I HAVE THE POWEEER OF TERRY CREWS, THE THEODORE ROOSEVELT OF THEODORE ROOSEVELT, THE KUNG FU OF BRUCE LEE, THE VOICE OF BILLY MAYS, THE RAGE OF KHORNE, AND YOU GET THE POINT. IF SOMETHING IS MANLY, IT IS ME.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION, I MAN UP DIRG WITH A BLAST OF PURE MANLINESS, MAKING HIM IRRESISTABLE TO LICHETTE.
MY FACTION IS NO LONGER OMNICIDALIST, BUT INSTEAD THE MANLY FACTION! ANYONE WHO IS A MAN AND NOT A FRIGHTENED WUSSY WILL JOIN MANLY FACTION!
MAN POWER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0)
Mental note: My generals are awesome, and should be sent into combat more often. Hell wait, my entire military is oceans of awesome. It appears my generals just jump into orbit when thdy feel like it and bitchslap giant lasers with bigass swords like it's nothing.((You think that I have a set list for her abilities? Do you think I do for anyone?))
I don't really know what to do. Tell the lichette what I said last turn I guess. When she comes back. Wait, She can teleport? Why did I have to trudge out here then?
>Investigate other side of New Yoinkinium.
>Decorate General Awesome With Order of the Big F***ing Sword.
>Use all resources at command to attempt to find secret to localized contained black hole technology on militarizable scale.[/b]
(4+2, 6+2, 3+2) THE SCOUTS DO NOT RETURN. THE GENERAL ACCEPTS THE AWARD! YOU CREATE A NEW WEAPON, WHICH IS A BLACK HOLE GENERATOR.
"SweetNowifIrecalltheold3rdeditionruleshasteletsmetaketwoactionsperroundlet'sseeifthatworks."(5+3) YOU MAKE THE PORTAL/GEL GUN, BUT DON'T GIVE IT TO GREENSTAR, AS HIS MINIONS KIND OF WRECKED YOUR SHIT.
Make the same portal gun as mentioned last time, including both portal devices and the gel shooters. Give it to Greenstarfanatic if he coughs up the promised minions.It WAS Vorthon, right? Send it to whoever was sending me those minions once I get the minions,
While doing so, test limits of haste by conducting an experiment to determine the gravitational constant using, uh, Corai. I don't think he would mind if I used portals for safety.
Darn, double ninjas.
"Sooo... Morgan Freeman, this Tim guy legit? Or is he just another crazy guy with a gun trying to lure us into a false sense of security with forced peace before he blows us up?" ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD QUESTION WHILE TRAVELLING TOWARDS TIM. "So Tim, you probably don't have the best opinion of us right now, but I was hoping I could get rid of some of your concerns regarding us all being crazy blood thirsty psychos that just want to create chaos. Sorry about not meeting you sooner, I was just preoccupied with the honeymoon I was setting up for my wife. By the way, do you have family?" CHAT WITH TIM"Yes."
Lichette:
"Oh... Dirg. You smell so... Masculine."
(3+3) Lichette smells Dirg, but manages to resist. She walks up to Misko, right as the latter is approached by Tim.
NPC:
Tim appears in front of Misko.
"Hello, Misko."
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
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OMNICIDALISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Vorthon on November 08, 2012, 06:56:56 pm
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
ALSO, BREAK OFF AND FORM MY OWN FACTION. FURRYDOM.
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 06:59:02 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 06:59:18 pm
Excellent...Invade and try Vorthon for crimes against humanity.
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 08, 2012, 06:59:46 pm
What? I think Spinal messed up. Well then.SHIT SORRy. HIT POST INSTEAD OF PREVIEW.Excellent...Invade and try Vorthon for crimes against humanity.
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
Post by: Vorthon on November 08, 2012, 07:00:52 pm
What? I think Spinal messed up. Well then.Excellent...Invade and try Vorthon for crimes against humanity.
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
But I'm only converting my citizenry. They want to change.
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 07:01:39 pm
Porn ruler says what?What? I think Spinal messed up. Well then.Excellent...Invade and try Vorthon for crimes against humanity.
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
But I'm only converting my citizenry. They want to change.
Post by: Vorthon on November 08, 2012, 07:03:03 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 07:05:29 pm
Quit questioning me.Look here Short stuff, what do you think is going to result from taking on my empire? Hmm? When our generals jump into space and bitchslap massive lasers with giant swords?
Post by: Vorthon on November 08, 2012, 07:06:09 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 07:07:43 pm
THE GLORY OF THE FURRY EMPIRE SHALL NOT BE DIMMED! VIVA LA FUR!Look, you and tomio are fucked. Accept it. or do so while the black hole weaponry collapse your planets one by one, and the nuclear snow renders the other uninhabitable.
Post by: Vorthon on November 08, 2012, 07:09:34 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 08, 2012, 07:19:12 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 07:26:05 pm
THEN GIVE MISKO ONE
WRESTLING MATCH TO DETERMINE THE WINNER
NO BONUSES
ON WRASSLING HONOR
WHICH IS UNIVERSAL HONOR FOR TIM
HUMANITY'S HONOR FOR MISKO
ALSO MAKE DIRG EVEN MORE MANLY
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 08, 2012, 07:29:54 pm
Destroy freaks.
Send weapons to tomio and Vorthonistan. Testing Haste.
Post by: Yoink on November 08, 2012, 07:30:27 pm
>LISTEN TO NEWS
>CONVERSE WITH LOCALS USING ENGLISH TO SPANISH PHRASEBOOK
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 07:59:22 pm
"Sup. Have you been suppish my man? Well that's inter- Heeyy! Lichy, Darling! How you been? I'd like to introduce you to Tim. Tim, Lichette, Lichette, Tim."
*position Lichette between me and Tim*
"So then, Tim, would you like to put the large gun away? While I respect your second amendmant rights, it really is quite rude to not leave it outside. So then, while teleporting, did either of you see the other side of New Yoinkinium?"
>Invade tomio and Vorthonistan, Capturing frontiers and blitz-krieging them. Reason? Violation of the 2691 Galcatic treaty against Weaponization of Plasma in Third World States and the Second Declaration of the Rights of Man, respectively. (Weapon proliferation and Crimes against humanity. Also stop his faction.)
>Stop any more Masculinity from entering Dirg (Note, this is against Xantalos, not Dirg) by absorbing it. I'm simply too awesome to be affected.
>Send 7 dwarves to other side of planet. dwarves will certainly survive, little buggers. Apocalyplse proof buggers.
>Begin Charging teh Blackhole.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 08, 2012, 08:12:55 pm
Deny Greenstarfanatic the portal gun until he brings me nondestructive minions.Help destroy freaks. Instead, give him a Gentlespy/Ninja Spy army. They're too cool to do damage to you, GwG. Now, gimme awesome gun thingy.
Destroy freaks.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 08, 2012, 08:16:56 pm
LET US CHECK.
Post by: Yoink on November 08, 2012, 08:25:53 pm
>ASK MY BUDDY PANCHO THE BARTENDER TO DO THE ABOVE
>IF SUCCESSFUL, ORDER ROUND OF DRINKS TO TOAST PANCHO'S MARKSMANSHIP
>IF NOT SUCCESSFUL, GO GET MY GODDAMN BIKE BACK ARGH
Post by: Dirg on November 08, 2012, 11:22:46 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 11:26:54 pm
CREATE A LIVING SPECIES OF FURBIES.*dumbstruck*
...
Why?
Post by: Dirg on November 08, 2012, 11:28:32 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 11:29:26 pm
NOT MANLY ENOUGH YETCREATE A LIVING SPECIES OF FURBIES.*dumbstruck*
...
Why?
NEED MORE TESTOSTERONE
Post by: Corai on November 08, 2012, 11:29:34 pm
CREATE A LIVING SPECIES OF FURBIES.
AID THIS ACTION.
Post by: misko27 on November 08, 2012, 11:31:35 pm
...Why not? They're like little furry penguins.Why, when things are coming to ahead, would you make furry penguins?
HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU LUNATIC!?! I CANNOT GRASP THE FAIL.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 08, 2012, 11:32:36 pm
Um, we all kinda have......Why not? They're like little furry penguins.Why, when things are coming to ahead, would you make furry penguins?
HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!?
Post by: Xantalos on November 08, 2012, 11:33:54 pm
Just as planned.
Post by: da_nang on November 09, 2012, 12:33:51 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 09, 2012, 10:42:04 am
Post by: tomio175 on November 09, 2012, 10:50:07 am
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 03:41:13 pm
KILL VORTHON. THEN RESURRECT HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN. THEN RESSURECT HIM AGAIN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE KILLED.
What'd I do?
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 03:46:31 pm
You lost your sense of morality. When that happens, Heros turn on you. In that case, you've managed to get hated by everyone then. Good job. I'm helping by offering medals to anyone who wants to help invade Vorthonistan. Shiny awesome medals. And ribbons.KILL VORTHON. THEN RESURRECT HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN. THEN RESSURECT HIM AGAIN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE KILLED.
What'd I do?
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 03:51:21 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 09, 2012, 03:56:31 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 04:08:43 pm
...All I did was make an empire of furries. It's a benevolent empire.Well, I have a empire, therfore you're going down punk. If you have not surrendered by next turn, I will start using the Planet destroyers.
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 04:13:45 pm
Somebody seems to forget that competition breeds innovation.
Post by: Xantalos on November 09, 2012, 08:29:25 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 08:44:01 pm
Its just a mark of my CHA that not everybody was trying to kill me when I was ending existence.Yes. While you were doing that though, I persuaded greenstar to the side.(yeah, persuaded. Lets go with that) I also am now convincing a bunch of people to go after Vorthon, for being a filthy liar and abusing Dirg's trust in him.
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 08:45:28 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 08:50:45 pm
I just want to make a free love utopia...Wait, first your a republic, then a empire, now a utopia?
Well, irrelvant. When Spinal Posts, Vorthonistan IS GOING DOWN.
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 08:51:17 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 08:53:05 pm
Shut up. ISH AN EMPIRE THAT IS ALSO AN UTOPIA.Look, are you going to give up, or am I going to have to bitch-slap you all over teh cosmos?
Post by: Vorthon on November 09, 2012, 08:57:59 pm
You're not my type.
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 09:03:31 pm
Stop flirting with me. :PConceited bugger aren't yah?
You'r my type.
Anyway, why is it a utopia, Hmm? Because you can F*** whom you like? Free Love. You know what they say, when something is free it loses it's value. What about ACTUAL love? And on that topic, no one knows anything about your empire other then it contains f***ing furries. No Actual rules then?
Anyway, to OOC after this post.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 09, 2012, 09:03:48 pm
Its just a mark of my CHA that not everybody was trying to kill me when I was ending existence.Nah, it's a mark of everyone's insanity...
An empire is a state ruled by an emperor. A Utopia is a perfect place. They're not mutually exclusive.Shut up. ISH AN EMPIRE THAT IS ALSO AN UTOPIA.Look, are you going to give up, or am I going to have to bitch-slap you all over teh cosmos?
Post by: misko27 on November 09, 2012, 09:05:38 pm
Anyway, to OOC after this post.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 09, 2012, 09:08:33 pm
Post by: Wrex on November 09, 2012, 10:08:58 pm
>Scratch That, He changed his mind. Continue helping Beastfolk commune or whatever it was.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 10, 2012, 01:26:36 am
Excellent...(2) THE PEOPLE REBEL. APPARENTLY, THEY DON'T THINK CONVERSION'S SO HOT.
BEGIN CONVERSION PROCCESS FOR THE CITIZENS. WE MUST CAST OFF THE LIMITATIONS OF THE APES.
ALSO, BREAK OFF AND FORM MY OWN FACTION. FURRYDOM.
CREATE ARMY WITH GWG'S HELP. Send him some weapons back, as an appreciation gift.(3) YOU CREATE AN ARMY OF DRUNKEN, BESERKING DWARVES.
>(1) YOU MOON EVERYONE AT THE CONFERENCE, HOPING TO AWAKEN THEIR INNER WERE-'X'. IT AWAKENS THEIR INNER NEED TO CALL THE POLICE.Form new faction: The Random Persons Againt Mental Erasure. Declare war on Vorthon's So called "Utopia". Erasing someone's mind and replacing it with that of another is a worse crime against nature than anything I have ever seen. Even the worst deserve to die as themselves.
>Scratch That, He changed his mind. Continue helping Beastfolk commune or whatever it was.
>POWER UP VOID VORTEX WITH ALL THE STARS AND BLACK HOLES WITHIN THE GALAXY THAT IS INSIDE THE VOID VORTEX(1)YOU POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX WITH ALL THE STARS AND BLACK HOLES, STARTING WITH THE ONE YOU JUST PULLED YOURSELF INTO.
KILL VORTHON. THEN RESURRECT HIM AND KILL HIM AGAIN. THEN RESSURECT HIM AGAIN AND KILL HIM AGAIN. KILL HIM UNTIL HE BEGS TO BE KILLED.(6vs5) YOU KILL VORTHON. THEN YOU RESSURECT HIM. THEN YOU GIVE UP.
BOSSES:
Curse everyone else's teleportation skills. Misko is surrounded on all sides! What to do?((Did you ever try teleporting?))
"Sup. Have you been suppish my man? Well that's inter- Heeyy! Lichy, Darling! How you been? I'd like to introduce you to Tim. Tim, Lichette, Lichette, Tim."
*position Lichette between me and Tim*
"So then, Tim, would you like to put the large gun away? While I respect your second amendmant rights, it really is quite rude to not leave it outside. So then, while teleporting, did either of you see the other side of New Yoinkinium?"
>Invade tomio and Vorthonistan, Capturing frontiers and blitz-krieging them. Reason? Violation of the 2691 Galcatic treaty against Weaponization of Plasma in Third World States and the Second Declaration of the Rights of Man, respectively. (Weapon proliferation and Crimes against humanity. Also stop his faction.)
>Stop any more Masculinity from entering Dirg (Note, this is against Xantalos, not Dirg) by absorbing it. I'm simply too awesome to be affected.
>Send 7 dwarves to other side of planet. dwarves will certainly survive, little buggers. Apocalyplse proof buggers.
>Begin Charging teh Blackhole.
(4+2vs1+3) SHE'S TOO BUSY SHUDDERING IN FEAR TO RESIST BEING PUSHED TOWARDS TIM. (5+3vs3+2) YOU STOP ALL FORMS OF MANLINESS ENHANCERS!
GIVE TIM WRESTLING COSTUME(4+1) WRESTLEMANIA 2012: THE KICK-ASS ONE! HAS BEGUN! BOTH FIGHTERS CAN NOW EITHER SUIT UP OR REJECT THE CHALLENGE!
THEN GIVE MISKO ONE
WRESTLING MATCH TO DETERMINE THE WINNER
NO BONUSES
ON WRASSLING HONOR
WHICH IS UNIVERSAL HONOR FOR TIM
HUMANITY'S HONOR FOR MISKO
ALSO MAKE DIRG EVEN MORE MANLY
Give Greenstarfanatic the portal gun if he brings me nondestructive minions.(2+2) YOU WIPE OUT THE FREAKS, THEN (6+2) SHIP TOMIO AND VOROTHINISTAN WEAPONS.
Destroy freaks.
Send weapons to tomio and Vorthonistan. Testing Haste.
>DRINK(6+3) LICHETTE HAS BEEN THROWN INTO TIMS PATH!
>LISTEN TO NEWS
>CONVERSE WITH LOCALS USING ENGLISH TO SPANISH PHRASEBOOK
Lichette:
"U-Uh... Hi. Mr. Universe embodied. P-Please don't hurt me."
Tim:
(5+3vs2+4)
"I won't. Just don't cause trouble. Goodbye."
He walks off, in search of anything else causing chaos, and sees Xom.
Sinatra:
Sinatra looks upwards.
"He's gone. The avatar."
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 01:51:56 am
*Look at Lichette slightly incredulously*
"Did you say 'Mr. Universe'? He's not Arnold Schwarzenegger you know. Hehe, 'Mr. Universe'. You know, I have to admit, I was not expecting that response at all. You really must be scared of him huh? Interesting. That seems uncharecteristic of you. You've always been a take-charge person (Unlike Mr. Musky over there). Frankly, I'm a little surprised you were scared of him. He's never done anything to hurt you. I moved out of the way because, well, he may not be my biggest fan, and being close to people who don't like me and have the ability to do something about it is not something I enjoy."
>Try teleporting? Ha. Knowing my luck I would teleport to the inside of a star or something. Instead, walk with Lichette to other side of New-Yoinkinium while amiably chatting. She seems to be a excellent shield.
>Launch co-ordinated assualt on tomio's dictatership.
>Mention the Black-hole generator to her and see what she thinks.
Still seems odd she was scared.
Post by: Xantalos on November 10, 2012, 02:43:16 am
IN ONE CORNER: THE VITROLIC REPRESENTATION OF DICTATORSHIPS EVERYWHERE, RECENTLY REDUCED TO MERE REASON BY THE CHALLENGER! HE'S BEEN DEVOTED TO KILLING THE LICHETTE FOR ABOUT 4.3 SECONDS, HE'S VHEMENENTLY OPPOSED TO FURRY SOULSTEALING, HE ONCE RANTED FOR 8 WHOLE PAGES, HE'S...
MISKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, HE'S A MAN CLAIMING TO BE THE UNIVERSE'S PEPTO BISMOL. HE WIELDS A GUN CAPABLE OF DESTROYING THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST AND ANYTHING THAT DOES, BUT WILL HE HOLD UP AS WELL WITHOUT HIS +4 BONUS? PRESENTING FROM THE UNIVERSE ITSELF, THAT GUY, HIM WITH THE +4, THE MAN IN BROWN...TIIIIIIIIMMM!!!!!
YOU HAVE ONE ROUND TO CHOOSE YOUR COSTUMES, BOYS, OR YOU WILL BE KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE AGES AS...
WUSSIES.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 10, 2012, 06:21:18 am
Send wardroids to wherever Vorthon is as "consultants."
Invent a magical/technological device which functions as a bomb powerful enough to destroy a solar system. Guard blueprints by storing them in my CPU.
Post by: miauw62 on November 10, 2012, 09:21:44 am
APOLIGISIES TO VORTHON. I WILL STOP KILL NOW. YOUR PEOPLE PROBS DO THAT TOO.
WRESTTLIIIINNNGGGG
Post by: tomio175 on November 10, 2012, 09:33:55 am
CREATE ARMY WITH GWG'S HELP. Send him some weapons back, as an appreciation gift.(3) YOU CREATE AN ARMY OF DRUNKEN, BESERKING DWARVES.
THIS is a three? What would've happened if I had a five....
Anyway, send berserking dwarves towards any enemy.
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 01:40:42 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 10, 2012, 01:44:26 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 01:54:48 pm
Dang it, I didn't make any furbies. PUNCH MISKO IN THE FACE FOR SHOVING LICHETTE INTO TIM "Don't you dare ever try to put her in harms way ever again! You got it?"As someone who leads a faction that is openly hostile to her, What the fuck do you think I should have done? I don't like dying, and it turned out for the best, so be quiet.
CREATE A NEW FACTION. THE ISOLATIONISTS. WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, FOR THE MOST PART. PROMISE CITIZENRY IMMORTALITY IN EXCHANGE FOR CONVERSION.
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 01:55:19 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 01:57:34 pm
...A faction which won't create chaos.Et tu, Brute? Guess what. You attacked me repeatedly when I tryed to be left alone. I ain't taking that anymore. Besides, I don't wanta hostile empire leading faction. Cuts on my mojo.
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 02:03:44 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 02:05:10 pm
DAMMIT ALREADY JUST LEAVE US IN PEACE. WE WILL CEASE ALL HOSTILITIES IF YOU DO.And what would I get out of that? Hmm? You've attacked me alot, I demand recompense.
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 02:06:57 pm
Catfolk supersoldiers?
Tribute of your choice?
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 02:10:32 pm
Genetic engineering tech?Hmm.
Catfolk supersoldiers?
Tribute of your choice?
I have to think about it.
Post by: Dirg on November 10, 2012, 02:15:36 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 02:20:41 pm
Yeah, and for someone whos wife you just tried to shove into the path of danger, what do you expect me to do? Turn a blind eye and sing and dance with the little woodland creatures I didn't create this turn?...
Yes.
Post by: Corai on November 10, 2012, 05:35:55 pm
Watch wrestle mania 2012. Bet 20 mugs on Misko destroying Dirg.
Post by: Xantalos on November 10, 2012, 06:11:43 pm
That is what you generally do.Yeah, and for someone whos wife you just tried to shove into the path of danger, what do you expect me to do? Turn a blind eye and sing and dance with the little woodland creatures I didn't create this turn?...
Yes.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 09:51:34 pm
Deny Greenstarfanatic the portal gun until he brings me nondestructive minions.Help destroy freaks. Instead, give him a Gentlespy/Ninja Spy army. They're too cool to do damage to you, GwG. Now, gimme awesome gun thingy.
Destroy freaks.
*AHEM*. Spinal. Use this.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 10, 2012, 09:53:07 pm
MAKE WRESTLING MATCH ALOT MORE AWESOME. DO IT WITH GODLY LIGHTS AND SHIT.(3) YOU THROW A FEW SPARKLERS ONTO THE MAT. THEY GO OUT.
APOLIGISIES TO VORTHON. I WILL STOP KILL NOW. YOUR PEOPLE PROBS DO THAT TOO.
WRESTTLIIIINNNGGGG
-Action edited-(5) YOU WATCH THE WRESTLEMANIA IN THE GREATEST SPORTS BAR KNOWN TO MAN. IT'S GOT AN 909090909009090909348930 INCH PLASMA FLAT-SCREEN TELEVISION, THREE BILLION OUNCES OF YOINKINIUM BREW, STRAIGHT FROM THE TAP, AND SUPER-CABLE.(5) SOMEONE TAKES YOUR BET, EVEN THOUGH DIRG ISN'T EVEN FIGHTING. HEY, THINK HE MIGHT BE TRYING TO CON YOU?
Watch wrestle mania 2012. Bet 20 mugs on Misko destroying Dirg.
CREATE A NEW FACTION. THE ISOLATIONISTS. WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE, FOR THE MOST PART. PROMISE CITIZENRY IMMORTALITY IN EXCHANGE FOR CONVERSION.(4) YOU LEAD A SMALL CONVOY OF PEOPLE AWAY FROM IT ALL. A SMALL SHIVER GOES UP YOUR SPINE.
(1) YOU SUMMON AN ARRAY OF SPY FREAKS, BUT A PAINIS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE WHISPERS TO POLITE SPY TO KILL THEM ALL. BEING POLITE, HE DOES SO.Deny Greenstarfanatic the portal gun until he brings me nondestructive minions.Help destroy freaks. Instead, give him a Gentlespy/Ninja Spy army. They're too cool to do damage to you, GwG. Now, gimme awesome gun thingy.
Destroy freaks.
*AHEM*. Spinal. Use this.
DEM BOSSES:
Why are you posting so large?(2+2)WAR DROIDS ROLL OUT ONTO VORHTONS CAPITAL, THEN WAIT AROUND. (3+2) THEN, YOU INVENT A REALLY BIG MAGICAL BOMB.
Send wardroids to wherever Vorthon is as "consultants."
Invent a magical/technological device which functions as a bomb powerful enough to destroy a solar system. Guard blueprints by storing them in my CPU.
Dang it, I didn't make any furbies. PUNCH MISKO IN THE FACE FOR SHOVING LICHETTE INTO TIM "Don't you dare ever try to put her in harms way ever again! You got it?"(5+2vs3+2) YOU ARE FILLED BY THE POWER OF LOVE AND SLUG MISKO IN THE FACE. HE RECOILS, FLYING BACKWARDS.
"I do not get that guy. Sometimes it seems as if he has some sort of plan, other times he's just a singleminded blood-hound for chaos. I just thought he would want to have some sort of meeting with us. Hmm.""Of course I'm scared. He's the strongest thing in creation. And for the mister universe thing, I was trying to think of a name, and that's what came to mind."
*Look at Lichette slightly incredulously*
"Did you say 'Mr. Universe'? He's not Arnold Schwarzenegger you know. Hehe, 'Mr. Universe'. You know, I have to admit, I was not expecting that response at all. You really must be scared of him huh? Interesting. That seems uncharecteristic of you. You've always been a take-charge person (Unlike Mr. Musky over there). Frankly, I'm a little surprised you were scared of him. He's never done anything to hurt you. I moved out of the way because, well, he may not be my biggest fan, and being close to people who don't like me and have the ability to do something about it is not something I enjoy."
>Try teleporting? Ha. Knowing my luck I would teleport to the inside of a star or something. Instead, walk with Lichette to other side of New-Yoinkinium while amiably chatting. She seems to be a excellent shield.
>Launch co-ordinated assualt on tomio's dictatership.
>Mention the Black-hole generator to her and see what she thinks.
Still seems odd she was scared.
(6+2vs3) YOU ATTACK TOMIO. HE DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE. IT'S LIKE A BATTLE BETWEEN A JAW AND THE SIDEWALK.
LICHETTE:
(4) Lichette gets another whiff of Dirgs masculine scent, and sighs. She resists though, and goes to visit Vorthon and the isolationists.
"So, You made your own faction, right? Could you please disband it? Tim's kind of pissed."
Boss:
Tim sits down and begins to meditate.
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 09:55:17 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 09:58:58 pm
Promise citizenry immortality in exchange for being converted.
Post by: Cassandra on November 10, 2012, 10:09:40 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 10:18:06 pm
"Why? I'm merely creating a haven for those who want to get away from the chaos of the rest of the universe. A place where one can live in peace, and not worry about being swept up in some horrible war. If anything, it will lead to a slight reduction in chaos."I beg to differ.
Promise citizenry immortality in exchange for being converted.
"She is always doing that. How rude."
*sigh*
>Calmly get up, brush self off,
> Regardless of their sucess, attempt to drain Dirg of his masculinity while he is occupied.
> Raid Aperture Science, confiscate WMDs, and destroy any research relating to them.
> Finish walk to other side of planet, accompanied by military escort. Survey the corrupted half.
> Call up Tim and ask for my Bonus Back. I need it. I will end other factions if it is returned to me.
Oh yeah, Greenstar is now my new lieunenient.
Post by: Vorthon on November 10, 2012, 10:18:53 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 10, 2012, 10:22:05 pm
Dafuq, dude? I promised tribute!Oh yeah. Well damnit I have to do it to something. I already typed it out. And who else has a multi-planet civilization?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 10, 2012, 10:23:29 pm
Research principles behind my new weapon, to determine effects of larger and smaller versions.
Cede control of consultants to locals, with orders to not use them offensively.
Post by: Dirg on November 10, 2012, 10:31:15 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 11, 2012, 03:08:14 am
Xantalos grows to mostrous proportions.
So, neither of you wussies wanted to rassle like REAL MEN? Have it your way.
Xantalos destroys WrestleMania 2012, taking out the galaxy it happens to be hosted in.
Now I'm pretty sure my momma wouldn't approve of me doing this, but I apologize, momma, I have to.
These Slim Jims need some snapping.
(http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/RandySavage.jpg)
As the incarnation of wrestling, Macho Man Randy Savage, Macho Man snaps the slim jims that like to call themselves Misko and Tim right in half. He then turns into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicks them out of time and space.
Post by: da_nang on November 11, 2012, 04:28:07 am
>FORM VOID FACTION
>CONTINUE TO POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX WITH THE CELESTIAL POWER PLANTS OF THE GALAXY INSIDE SAID VORTEX
Post by: miauw62 on November 11, 2012, 04:57:39 am
Post by: tomio175 on November 11, 2012, 05:46:50 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 11, 2012, 11:38:40 am
None of you ... none of you did shit. Neither participant did JACK FUCKING SHIT!!!OOOOH. Battle of manliness, Chuck Norris Vs. RAMBOOOOOO? Next turn?
Xantalos grows to mostrous proportions.
So, neither of you wussies wanted to rassle like REAL MEN? Have it your way.
Xantalos destroys WrestleMania 2012, taking out the galaxy it happens to be hosted in.
Now I'm pretty sure my momma wouldn't approve of me doing this, but I apologize, momma, I have to.
These Slim Jims need some snapping.
(http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/RandySavage.jpg)
As the incarnation of wrestling, Macho Man Randy Savage, Macho Man snaps the slim jims that like to call themselves Misko and Tim right in half. He then turns into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicks them out of time and space.
Post by: Xantalos on November 11, 2012, 03:33:00 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 12, 2012, 12:49:12 am
ARGH. TRY AGAIN. GET THE GUN NO MATTER WHAT. Also, I would like to apply for the Lieutenant position of the Paladins.(6vs2+2) YOU AND YOUR FREAKS LAY SIEGE TO GWGS COMPOUND, TAKING HIS EXPERIMENTAL GUN AND FLEEING THE AREA!
Secretly finish project GODSLAYER, a sniper rifle that could kill even Morgan Freeman.(2) YOU MAKE A PROP OF A REALLY BIG SNIPER RIFLE.
"I see. It appears that many creations have formed their own factions, thus having much better success rates. It's time to even the playing field."(1) YOU TRY AND BECOME A LEADER, BUT A LASER BOLT FLIES THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
>FORM VOID FACTION
>CONTINUE TO POWER UP THE VOID VORTEX WITH THE CELESTIAL POWER PLANTS OF THE GALAXY INSIDE SAID VORTEX
DESTROY VOID VORTEX WITH GODLY POWERS.(2) YOU THROW MOVIE MONSTERS AT THE VORTEX!
BOSSES:
"Why? I'm merely creating a haven for those who want to get away from the chaos of the rest of the universe. A place where one can live in peace, and not worry about being swept up in some horrible war. If anything, it will lead to a slight reduction in chaos."(2+2) YOUR CITIZENS, ONCE PROMISED ETERNAL LIFE, ARE MUCH MORE WILLING TO BE CONVERTED.
Promise citizenry immortality in exchange for being converted.
(6+1vs1+2) YOUR ASSASSINS BEAT UP DIRG AND LOOK FOR THE SIGNAL TO CONTINUE. LICHETTE LOOKS AT YOU. SHE LOOKS AT YOU IN A NOT HAPPY WAY."Why? I'm merely creating a haven for those who want to get away from the chaos of the rest of the universe. A place where one can live in peace, and not worry about being swept up in some horrible war. If anything, it will lead to a slight reduction in chaos."I beg to differ.
Promise citizenry immortality in exchange for being converted.
"She is always doing that. How rude."
*sigh*
>Calmly get up, brush self off,walk up to Dirg and knee him in the gnads, and infusing the pain of every kneed person since the invention of television.Scratch that, instead stare at his foot benignly, which is signal for ninja bodyguards to attack him.
> Regardless of their sucess, attempt to drain Dirg of his masculinity while he is occupied.
> Raid Aperture Science, confiscate WMDs, and destroy any research relating to them.
> Finish walk to other side of planet, accompanied by military escort. Survey the corrupted half.
Oh yeah, Greenstar is now my new lieunenient.
Make some more Sol Slayers, what I'm naming my new WMD.(4+2, 1+2, 3+2) YOU CONTINUE MANUFACTURING YOUR WEAPONS, AND END UP WITH 10 OF THEM. YOU LEARN THAT WHILE THEY GROW IN POWER WITH SIZE, IT'S NOT PROPORTIONAL, BUT THE AMOUNT IT INCREASES REDUCES.
Research principles behind my new weapon, to determine effects of larger and smaller versions.
Cede control of consultants to locals, with orders to not use them offensively.
"Stand down Misko! I was just getting you back a bit for all the things you said and did to Lichette, you attack me, or attack those planets and their inhabitants, then what happens next is just self defense.." WATCH MISKO'S MOVEMENTS FOR HOSTILITY AND REACT ACCORDINGLY. IF HE USES HIS ARMS TO ATTACK, GRAB HIM BY THE ARM AND PULL HIM TOWARDS ME WHILE DELIVERING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE. IF HE USES HIS LEGS TO ATTACK, GRAB HIM BY THE LEG, LIFT IT HIGHER THEN DRIVE MY KNEE INTO HIS GROIN. REGARDLESS, MAKE A SPECIES OF FURBIES.YOU HAD PLANS FOR IF HE PUNCHED. YOU HAD PLANS FOR IF HE KICKED. HOWEVER... YOU HAD NO PLAN FOR MOTHER FUCKING NINJAS! (4+2) YOU MAKE A RACE OF FURBIES, FOR SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE REASON.
None of you ... none of you did shit. Neither participant did JACK FUCKING SHIT!!!(6vs1) HOLY SHIT XANTALOS SHOWS UP AND STARTS WRECKING SHIT WITH A FOLDABLE LAWN CHAIR. FIRST TARGET, MISKOS FACE! IT BECOMES A BLOODY SMEAR ON A METAL CHAIR. (2vs4) THEN YOU GO AFTER TIM. SADLY, HE DOESN'T GO DOWN SO EASILY, DODGING THE CHAIR AND GIVING YOU A FIRM KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN.
Xantalos grows to mostrous proportions.
So, neither of you wussies wanted to rassle like REAL MEN? Have it your way.
Xantalos destroys WrestleMania 2012, taking out the galaxy it happens to be hosted in.
Now I'm pretty sure my momma wouldn't approve of me doing this, but I apologize, momma, I have to.
These Slim Jims need some snapping.
(http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/RandySavage.jpg)
As the incarnation of wrestling, Macho Man Randy Savage, Macho Man snaps the slim jims that like to call themselves Misko and Tim right in half. He then turns into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicks them out of time and space.
Lichette:
Lichette was about to apply liberal amounts of asskicking to Misko, but her bloodlust was sated by Xantalos breaking his face on a chair.
"Didn't think I'd say this, but thanks Xantalos."
(5+3vs3+2) Then, she goes after the assasins. They become what could best be analogized with a ketchup truck crashing.
Tim:
"The fuck? I tho-I thought I killed you! And what the hell's with the get up?"
(5v6) Tim comes in for an uppercut, but Xantalos handily dodges the attack, dodging to Tims side.
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Cassandra on November 12, 2012, 12:57:34 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 12, 2012, 01:09:08 am
Post by: misko27 on November 12, 2012, 01:12:46 am
"Mother-Fucking Jebam te Peachku mater! Mico te jebam Fascistichku! Dabogda trazio brochiam Geygevorm! "
*Look At Lichette*
"If your husband attacks me, He is going to be attacked back! Back-stabbing and attacking me without warning, walking calmly through a planet, with his wife a moment ago I might add, are simply unacceptable. I mean what, we're walking calmly here discussing things, when super Dirg shows up and attacks me! And you let him! Someone you invited here. I thought we had a rapport going! Don't do that. Yes, even if your damn husband feels a blast of inspiration from his usual jacking off with furbies (and seriously, what the hell?). If you want help fighting Tim, you are going to need to keep both of your emotions in check. I really don't want to be harsh with you, but attacking me and killing my guards? I'm not your beloved pushover husband."
*Calms*
"Now, assuming you agree to that, what are your plans regarding Tim? Your current plan seems to be 'do not anger him'. While I admit both to the usefulness of this plan, and indulging in it myself, It is not viable long term. From what can be seen from Xantalos, he may not be as strong without his gun."
>I want to find out what is on the other sode of Yoinkinium Damnit!
> Xantalos and Tim Feel like being Giant Assholes Do they? Shoot Black-hole at their fight. Hopefully should kill one of those bastards. Unless Tim wants to return my power to me, in which case attack only Xantalos.
> Meditate on rage and hatred inherit in all human beings till power returns.
> Seize all assets owned by Aperture Science. Especially GWG's Bonus.
((I will have my bonus!))
"And do not kill the ninjas damnit! They are expensive. And only doing their job. They do not deserve death because they did their job and defended their leader."
Post by: Xantalos on November 12, 2012, 01:19:33 am
Little man, I am the manliest thing you will ever see. I am Macho Man Randy Savage, and now I stomp your midget ass.
Xantalos then curbstomps Tim. Lack of a curb does not apply.
Post by: Dirg on November 12, 2012, 01:30:35 am
Post by: Corai on November 12, 2012, 01:42:50 am
Request aid from GreatWyrmGold.
Post by: Yoink on November 12, 2012, 03:42:31 am
>DRINK BOOZE
>TELL THE OTHER BAR PATRONS AN AWESOME JOKE
"HEY, WHY DID THE MEXICAN PUSH HIS WIFE OUT OF THE WINDOW?
...TEQUILA!"
>KEEP AN EYE/EAR OUT FOR ANY NEWS OVER BIKE'S RADIO
Post by: tomio175 on November 12, 2012, 06:35:57 am
That'd be it.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 12, 2012, 08:53:40 am
DELIVER 50 HIT COMBO
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 12, 2012, 10:36:56 am
Attack Greenstarfanatic and recapture that gun at any cost! Using portals!YOU HAVE NO PORTALS. I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH PORTALS.
Request aid from GreatWyrmGold.
Post by: miauw62 on November 12, 2012, 12:41:06 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 12, 2012, 03:03:19 pm
Declaration: Anyone who aids GWG or attacks Greenstar shall facemy wrath presonally. Starting with Corai and Lord Skowpoke.
Post by: tomio175 on November 12, 2012, 03:24:53 pm
There were no assasins, only guards. Dirg, if you EVER do that again, I will do all in my power to crush you. If you want my help, stop being a asshat.You do realise I'm trying to kill you, right? You AND Lichette.
Declaration: Anyone who aids GWG or attacks Greenstar shall facemy wrath presonally. Starting with Corai and Lord Skowpoke.
Post by: Dirg on November 12, 2012, 03:43:25 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 12, 2012, 03:50:05 pm
And if you or anyone else attacks anyone on my side, I will kill them, so you don't want anyone killing greenstar, then don't let him kill Cassandra.
Change of plans, I'm killing GreatWyrm. Or at least keeping him preoccupied until I can. Then....Uh....Corai, how about?
Post by: misko27 on November 12, 2012, 03:52:45 pm
And if you or anyone else attacks anyone on my side, I will kill them, so you don't want anyone killing greenstar, then don't let him kill Cassandra.He may be a minion, but he is still a being of free will. Granted, I'd prefer he attack Xantalos or GWG, but I have no mind control, much in the same way you have no control over, say, anyone, andthe Lichette has control only over you. If they WANT to help you theywill, but I will wear them down (see:Vorthon).
EDIT: Well, there you go.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 12, 2012, 05:12:39 pm
Create large starship, big enough to hold all Aperture Science laboratories several times over. Make sure it includes weapons, armor, and life support.
Move all Aperture Science assets and personnel to said starship.
Take off.
Post by: da_nang on November 12, 2012, 06:21:49 pm
>RESURRECT SELF IF NEEDED
Post by: misko27 on November 12, 2012, 07:49:48 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 13, 2012, 03:29:31 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 14, 2012, 09:02:55 pm
Actually, join in on attacking Tim, using the FIST OF THE NORTH STAR..[/i](6vs1+4) YOU COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND GO HOKUTO SHIN KEN ON TIMS ASS, PUNCHING HIM IN THE BACK ALOT. SADLY, YOU AREN'T EXACTLY THE STRONGEST BEING HERE, SO IT'S A DISTRACTION AT WORST.
Attack Greenstarfanatic and recapture that gun at any cost! Using(3vs5+1) YOU ATTACK GREENSTAR. YOU GET 5 FEET FROM HIM BEFORE THE LEGIONS OF MUTATED FREAKS DRAG YOU DOWN INTO THEIR MASSES AND EAT YOU.portalsmy bare fists!
Request aid from GreatWyrmGold.
SWITCH WITH XANTALOS(6vs4+4) YOU LEAP INTO THE RING, AND GO AFTER TIM. YOU SWING A FEW TIMES, BUT YOU REALIZE THAT YOU DON'T SATISFY WRASSLIN' HONOR, AND TIM DESTROYS YOU WITH HIS BONUS.
DELIVER 50 HIT COMBO
Go to alternate dimension, become dictator there, raise army, kill Lichette and misko.(1) YOU GO INTO THE DIMENSION OF ENDLESS.
That'd be it.
SMITE ASSASINS, REVIVE/HEAL DIRG(4) YOU LOOK AT THE SMEAR THAT USED TO BE THE ASSASINS BEFORE SHRUGGING AND HELPING DIRG TO HIS FEET.
>FORM VOID FACTION(1) YOU FAFF AROUND IN THE UNDERWORLD, TELLING PEOPLE TO COME INTO YOUR SHELTER TO HAVE 'QUALITY TIME' BUILDING 'TEAMWORK'. DEMONS OF RAGE KICK YOUR ASS.
>RESURRECT SELF IF NEEDED
BOSS
Xantalos shoryukens Tim in the balls, rendering himself invincible to that black hole thing, and then applies a piledriver for good measure.(5vs3)XANTALOS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF TIMS DISTRACTION TO LEAP INTO THE AIR, THEN LAND ATOP TIMS HEAD, BALANCED LIKE A PIN ATOP A PENCIL. HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND BEGINS SMASHING TIMS HEAD DOWN! TIM FALLS BACKWARDS, AND XANTALOS LANDS ROUGISHLY!
Little man, I am the manliest thing you will ever see. I am Macho Man Randy Savage, and now I stomp your midget ass.
Xantalos then curbstomps Tim. Lack of a curb does not apply.
Send GwG into an infinite loop until I can create a deathtrap to kill him for good. Then, send my new minions, Painis Cupcakes and Ass Pancakes to slowly destroy a few random buildings. Specifically, Aperture Labs.(1+2vs3+1) YOU GET GWG IN AN INFINITE LOOP, BUT IT ALSO RELIES ON HIM WALKING IN A SINGLE DIRECTION. (6+1vs5+2) THEN, PAINIS AND ASS LEAD AN ASSAULT ON APERTURE, BUT ARE STOPPED BY A GOOD DEAL OF SECURITY MEASURES.
"Freaking ninjas! What is it with everybody and ninjas? Thanks honey, think I'm gonna have to do something extra special for ya when we get back to the resort." PULL LICHETTE INTO AN EMBRACE THEN KISS/MAKE OUT WITH HER. CHAT WITH MORGAN FREEMAN GOD ABOUT A PLOT ADVANCEMENT TOKEN.(2+2) YOU PECK LICHETTE ON THE CHEEK AND FLIRT WITH HER, AND SHE SMILES AT YOU.
"A little busy for that, aren't we?"
(2+2) MORGAN SMILES MYSTERIOUSLY AND THROWS A SINGLE 6-SIDED DIE AT YOU.
>SIT IN BAR(5+2)YOU FIND OUT THAT THERE'S THE BIGGEST WRESTLING MATCH THIS ALL OF EXISTENCE GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
>DRINK BOOZE
>TELL THE OTHER BAR PATRONS AN AWESOME JOKE
"HEY, WHY DID THE MEXICAN PUSH HIS WIFE OUT OF THE WINDOW?
...TEQUILA!"
>KEEP AN EYE/EAR OUT FOR ANY NEWS OVER BIKE'S RADIO
(2+2) YOU BUILD A SPACESHIP. IT'S PRETTY NICE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.Make sure turrets are set to "Shoot At All Enemies"Seriously, why was my action skipped?
Create large starship, big enough to hold all Aperture Science laboratories several times over. Make sure it includes weapons, armor, and life support.
Move all Aperture Science assets and personnel to said starship.
Take off.
*regrow head*"S-Sorry. I just kind of lost control. I mean, my husband did just almost die..."
"Mother-Fucking Jebam te Peachku mater! Mico te jebam Fascistichku! Dabogda trazio brochiam Geygevorm! "
*Look At Lichette*
"If your husband attacks me, He is going to be attacked back! Back-stabbing and attacking me without warning, walking calmly through a planet, with his wife a moment ago I might add, are simply unacceptable. I mean what, we're walking calmly here discussing things, when super Dirg shows up and attacks me! And you let him! Someone you invited here. I thought we had a rapport going! Don't do that. Yes, even if your damn husband feels a blast of inspiration from his usual jacking off with furbies (and seriously, what the hell?). If you want help fighting Tim, you are going to need to keep both of your emotions in check. I really don't want to be harsh with you, but attacking me and killing my guards? I'm not your beloved pushover husband."
*Calms*
"Now, assuming you agree to that, what are your plans regarding Tim? Your current plan seems to be 'do not anger him'. While I admit both to the usefulness of this plan, and indulging in it myself, It is not viable long term. From what can be seen from Xantalos, he may not be as strong without his gun."
>I want to find out what is on the other sode of Yoinkinium Damnit!
> Xantalos and Tim Feel like being Giant Assholes Do they? Shoot Black-hole at their fight. Hopefully should kill one of those bastards. Unless Tim wants to return my power to me, in which case attack only Xantalos.
> Meditate on rage and hatred inherit in all human beings till power returns.
> Seize all assets owned by Aperture Science. Especially GWG's Bonus.
((I will have my bonus!))
"And do not kill the ninjas damnit! They are expensive. And only doing their job. They do not deserve death because they did their job and defended their leader."
(4v2&5) YOU ATTACK TIM, AND KNOCK HIM DOWN. THEN, XANTALOS ATTACKS YOU FROM THE SIDE, AS WRASSLIN HONOR REQUIRES. YOU ARE KNOCKED AWAY FROM TIM, AND A 3-WAY BRAWL ENSUES.
Give Misko a squad of ten (10) Spanish Arch-Conservative ninja Catholic catfolk soldiers with the best training available, as tribute. Create Space Elevators on all Furry Empire-controlled worlds.(5+2,4+2) YOU GIVE MISKO SOME ELITE SOLDIERS, THEN BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF SPACE ELEVATORS.
LICHETTE:
(2+3) LICHETTE STANDS NEAR DIRG, THEN LETS HIM LEAN ONTO HER SHOULDER.
"Look, Dirg... Maybe you shouldn't be fighting... I mean, you almost got killed,"
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
ISOLATIONISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on November 14, 2012, 09:10:59 pm
Post by: Corai on November 14, 2012, 09:15:08 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 14, 2012, 09:17:23 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 14, 2012, 09:23:23 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 14, 2012, 09:37:05 pm
Make sure turrets are set to "Shoot At All Enemies"Seriously, why was my action skipped?
Create large starship, big enough to hold all Aperture Science laboratories several times over. Make sure it includes weapons, armor, and life support.
Move all Aperture Science assets and personnel to said starship.
Take off.
Post by: misko27 on November 14, 2012, 09:50:12 pm
"Don't worry. I wouldn't have killed him. He just punched me. where I come from it is considered rude, and tokens a response. Not murder, just, a response. And as I said, you invited me here. It'd be quite rude. The ninjas were just guards anyway. Now, if you excuse me..."
>FAAAAAALCON, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
By which I mean, Dogpile Xantalos and Tim and POUND THEIR SKULLS INTO THE GROUND. WITH RAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGG POWAH AND MY FISTS.
>Surreptitiously Have Minions remove Tim's Gun during Fight. By which I mean the Cat people.
>Point gun at GWG. Fire.
Post by: TCM on November 14, 2012, 10:02:56 pm
PERFORM AD HOC DRIVE-BY, THEN DISSAPEAR AGAIN.
THUG LIFE.
Post by: Dirg on November 14, 2012, 10:32:04 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 07:13:36 am
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 15, 2012, 10:41:42 am
Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2012, 10:53:25 am
HELP IMPEDE ACTION, WHILE SENDING MY FREAKS TO SUPERJUMP UP TO GWG AND DISMANTLE HIS SPACESHIP. WHILE HE'S INSIDE.Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
Post by: tomio175 on November 15, 2012, 11:44:44 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 15, 2012, 01:58:58 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 15, 2012, 03:30:56 pm
>RESURRECT IF NEEDED
Post by: misko27 on November 15, 2012, 03:32:09 pm
>FORM VOID FACTION, DANG IT!And in that Order!
>RESURRECT IF NEEDED
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 05:59:40 pm
Which one?Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!IMPEDE ACTION
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 15, 2012, 08:32:01 pm
Focus on Ascending to the status of 'Goddess of Love, Lust, and Desire'. If unable to ascend to the Goddess of Love... Lust and Desire should work anyway. If successful, form the faction of 'Seventh Circle'.(3) YOU BECOME THE GODESS OF 7/10 CHICKS AND SLIGHT TEMPTATIONS, BEST EXEMPLIFIED BY THE STUFF IN CHECK-OUT AISLE RACKS.
Begin construction of orbital habitats.(5) YOU CREATE 10 ORBITAL BIOSPHERES, EACH OF A DIFFERENT BIOME.
"YOU KNOW WHOVTHE FUCK IT IS! BAD BOY KILLERS!"(6) YOU GUN DOWN ALL OF YOUR HOMIES DEFENDING THE PORTAL IN BETWEEN THE WORLDS.
PERFORM AD HOC DRIVE-BY, THEN DISSAPEAR AGAIN.
THUG LIFE.
(5) YOU THROW A -2 ON!Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
"Dimension of What exactly?" Await consequences.(6) DIMENSION OF ENDLESS JOY. YOU BECOME UNSATISFIED WITH ANYTHING ELSE.
MORE BEER RAIN.(2) IT RAINS SPEAR. IT'S JUST AS FUN AS IT SOUNDS.
>FORM VOID FACTION, DANG IT!(3) YOU FORM A FACTTION. AND BY THAT, I MEAN YOU COMANDEER AN AA MEETING. (6) YOU RESSURECT, BUT YOU DO IT WRONG. YOU COME BACK AS A MEGA DOLPHIN.
>RESURRECT IF NEEDED
BOSSES:
APPLY MARTIAL ARTS TO TIM AND MISKO. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSo-Rg2vEm8)(4vs6&4) XANTALOS GOES AFTER THE TWO, APPLYING HIS MARTIAL ARTS PROWESS! HIS FIRST TARGET IS TIM, BUT TIM LEAPS BEHIND HIM. NEVER ONE TO BE INTIMIDATED BY TACTICS, XANTALOS CONTINUES ON, GOING AFTER MISKO. BUT MISKO BLOCKS THE ATTACK.
(6+2) HOLY SHIT! YOU FOUGHT THE POWER!HELP IMPEDE ACTION, WHILE SENDING MY FREAKS TO SUPERJUMP UP TO GWG AND DISMANTLE HIS SPACESHIP. WHILE HE'S INSIDE.Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
IMPEDE ACTION
"Don't worry, I've been worse. Besides, even if you can protect yourself, I'm not just gonna stand on the side lines while some jerk shoves you around. Anyways, any ideas what this might do?" ATTEMPT TO DETERMINE WHAT THE 6 SIDED DICE MIGHT DO. SHOW LICHETTE."Interesting, honey."
(3+2) IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT ADD A BONUS, IF YOU ROLL IT JUST RIGHT.
Drop cheap plastic canister containing the following message on Greenstarfanatic as the first of some orbital bombardment on Greenstarfanatic!(4+2-3-2vs1+2) THOUGH THE SHOT SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOING WELL, SLOWPOKE AND GREENSTAR COMBINE THEIR POWERS AND SEND IT RIGHT BACK AT GREATWYRM, WHOS SHIP IS CONSUMED IN A GREAT FIREY BURST.
"Dear Green,
Why? Didn't I provide you with the Aperture Science product you requested? What was wrong with it? Seriously, I don't rely on repeat business enough to deal with fools who attack me.
By the time you get here, you're probably dead.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
If possible, aid Tim.
Respawn and catch up to GWG and use Aperture approved weapons to subdue him.(2VS5+2) YOU HIT GWGS SHIP WITH A BAT. THE BAT EXPLODES.
3-way Brawl? Meh.(1vs6&1) YOU SWING YOUR FIST AT XANTALOS LIKE AN INFANT GRABBING A THUMB. HE SNATCHES YOUR ARM, TWISTS IT, THEN SHOVES IT INTO THE AIR, TAKING YOU WITH IT. THEN, HE GRASPS YOUR CHEST AND BRINGS YOU INTO A CHESTDROP. TIM FALLS DOWN.
"Don't worry. I wouldn't have killed him. He just punched me. where I come from it is considered rude, and tokens a response. Not murder, just, a response. And as I said, you invited me here. It'd be quite rude. The ninjas were just guards anyway. Now, if you excuse me..."
>FAAAAAALCON, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
By which I mean, Dogpile Xantalos and Tim and POUND THEIR SKULLS INTO THE GROUND. WITH RAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGG POWAH AND MY FISTS.
>Surreptitiously Have Minions remove Tim's Gun during Fight. By which I mean the Cat people.
>Point gun at GWG. Fire.
LICHETTE:
Lichette continues sitting near Dirg, watching out for him and ensuring he isn't injured
NPCS:
Tim stands up from the pavement, then looks around.
SWAGGOTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Romantics:
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Paladins:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
ISOLATIONISTS:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WESTSEEIIDE!!:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Vorthon on November 15, 2012, 08:38:45 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 15, 2012, 08:41:26 pm
Use Sherlock Holmes-like (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGCMfprPJoA&feature=related) fighting skills on Tim and Misko.
Post by: misko27 on November 15, 2012, 08:43:44 pm
>Pull self out while they are distracted, have ninjas sub in for me.
>Ask Lichettte what is wrong.
Post by: Corai on November 15, 2012, 08:47:29 pm
I ATTACKED GWG. Damn you for having a similar name to Greenstarfanatic, greatWyrmGold.
Grab the spear rain and throw the spears at GreenStarFanatic.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2012, 09:08:36 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 15, 2012, 09:11:26 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 15, 2012, 09:57:35 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 15, 2012, 10:01:34 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 15, 2012, 10:04:47 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 15, 2012, 10:05:17 pm
>ATTEMPT TO CONVERSE WITH BARKEEP IN SPANISH VIA PHRASEBOOK!
>ASK ABOUT STATE OF AFFAIRS IN THIS PART OF MEXICO!
>SIP MY TEQUILA THOUGHTFULLY!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 15, 2012, 10:23:28 pm
Rebuild Ship.
Recast haste.
Fire Corai.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 15, 2012, 11:11:33 pm
Rebuild Ship.((You're kinda dead, dude. I blew you up.
Recast haste.
Fire Corai.
Stay that way. I'm a busy to kill you again right now.))
Post by: Yoink on November 16, 2012, 12:58:18 am
NOT NECESSARILY HIM))
Post by: da_nang on November 16, 2012, 05:46:47 am
>HAVE PARTICIPANTS OF THE MEETING SIGN FACTION CONTRACTS
Post by: tomio175 on November 16, 2012, 06:52:08 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2012, 11:10:15 am
((NO, HIS SHIP WAS CONSUMED IN FIERY BURST((The last part of his action was to 'Take off'. That usually involves being inside.))
NOT NECESSARILY HIM))
Post by: miauw62 on November 16, 2012, 11:31:09 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 16, 2012, 01:32:31 pm
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2012, 01:40:35 pm
You owe me, Greenstar.Sure. Army of minions, maybe?
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 16, 2012, 02:53:27 pm
You owe me, Greenstar.Sure. Army of minions, maybe?
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
Gee, be more practical. I've got something 180 pages worth of minions. I'm pretty sure if I actually went ahead and brought all the things I summoned over the game to the current battlefield I'd be curbstomping by sheer amount of rolled dice.
make me a list, bro
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2012, 02:59:20 pm
Well, then YOU think of something.You owe me, Greenstar.Sure. Army of minions, maybe?
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
Gee, be more practical. I've got something 180 pages worth of minions. I'm pretty sure if I actually went ahead and brought all the things I summoned over the game to the current battlefield I'd be curbstomping by sheer amount of rolled dice.
make me a list, bro
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 16, 2012, 03:07:08 pm
Well, then YOU think of something.You owe me, Greenstar.Sure. Army of minions, maybe?
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
Gee, be more practical. I've got something 180 pages worth of minions. I'm pretty sure if I actually went ahead and brought all the things I summoned over the game to the current battlefield I'd be curbstomping by sheer amount of rolled dice.
make me a list, bro
Don't you worry, I'll do that. You didn't see the highly obvious hidden text. Hell, you didn't notice it when quoting. Am I just that good at stealthtext? Damn.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 16, 2012, 10:10:43 pm
.. GW-FUCK.(6) YOU GRAB THE SPEAR RAIN, WITH YOUR FACE. POINTY END FIRST.
I ATTACKED GWG. Damn you for having a similar name to Greenstarfanatic, greatWyrmGold.
Grab the spear rain and throw the spears at GreenStarFanatic.
Continue ascension to Goddess of Love, Lust, and Desire.(1) YOU BECOME THE GODDESS OF BEING DEAD. YOU FOLLOW WHAT YOU PREACH, OF COURSE.
>WRITE FACTION CONTRACT WITH INVISIBLE FINE PRINT(3) YOU SIGN THEM ALL INTO YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM!
>HAVE PARTICIPANTS OF THE MEETING SIGN FACTION CONTRACTS
Become bowling ball. Fall on people's toes and Ignore pins.(6) YOUR TOMFOOLERY IRRITATES PEOPLE SO MUCH, ONE OF THEM BRINGS A SLEDGEHAMMER ON YOU, SHATTERING YOU INTO CHUNKS.
DIVERT ALL SPEARS TO VOID THINGY.(3vs3) YOU KICK ONE SPEAR AT DA NANG. IT BRUSHES HIM IN THE ARM AND HE BREAKS DOWN, CRYING.
You owe me, Greenstar.(3) YOU FIND A CITY PRETTY CLOSE TO HIM, CLOSE ENOUGH.
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
BOSSES
Dodge any spear-like objects coming my way, while running over to Xantalos and pummelling him with Every TF2 weapon in existence. AT THE SAME TIME.(1+1-3) YOU GET HIT BY SPEARS, AND MORE OF THEM SPAWN JUST TO HURT YOU JUST BECAUSE OF HOW AWFUL YOUR ROLL WAS.
"Really, I'm fine. Furbie?" *Takes deep breath* "So Morgan Freeman God, if those two beat Tim, what's gonna happen? I mean, if the universe sent him here to deal with us because we're harming the universe, then that would kinda make him like a white blood cell, and us kinda like viruses correct? And if they kill him and the other 'white blood cells', then would the universe grow weaker, succumb to the 'viruses', and die thus killing all of us with it?" ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD QUESTION AND OFFER LICHETTE AND HIM A FURBIE AS WELL. CAST CURA ON SELF TO PROVE TO LICHETTE I'M FINE.(4+2) (3+2) HE TAKES THE FURBIE, AS DOES LICHETTE. THEN, YOU CAST CURA ON YOURSELF, CURING YOURSELF, OF COURSE.
((I love this game.))(5vs1&5) YOU UNLEASH A FIERCE SPINNING KICK, KNOWING IT WOULD DISORIENTATE THE TARGETS. WHILE NOT TRUE ON MISKOS PART, TIM FACE PLANTS AND NEARLY SNAPS HIS NECK.
Use Sherlock Holmes-like (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGCMfprPJoA&feature=related) fighting skills on Tim and Misko.
>Tackle Tim. Kick Xantalos's feet out from under him while there.(3vs5&4) TIM MANAGES TO STAND UP, JUST AS YOU MOVE TO TACKLE HIM. HE LEAPS BACKWARDS, LETTING YOU NEARLY HIT XANTALOS. HOWEVER, HE BARELY DODGES IT.
>Pull self out while they are distracted, have ninjas sub in for me.
>Ask Lichettte what is wrong.
evacuate all citizens to the habitats. Then begin converting all worlds under my control into raw material to turn into Ringworlds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringworld).(2+2, 3+2) YOUR CITIZENS RUN AWAY TO THE HABITATS, LEAVING ONLY A FEW BEHIND. THEN, YOU BEGIN RIPPING THE WORLDS INTO A DISC SHAPED THINGI-MA-JIG
"SO, HEY, PANCHO..."(5+2)
>ATTEMPT TO CONVERSE WITH BARKEEP IN SPANISH VIA PHRASEBOOK!
>ASK ABOUT STATE OF AFFAIRS IN THIS PART OF MEXICO!
>SIP MY TEQUILA THOUGHTFULLY!
"It's Mexico, man. How do you think we're doing."
Respawn.(5+2)
Rebuild Ship.
Recast haste.
Fire Corai.
YOU RESPAWN, (2+2) REBUILD THE SHIPS CHASSIS AND (3+2) CAST HASTE.
LICHETTE:
Lichette leaves Dirg behind and takes a seat watching the wrestling match. She pats the chair next to her.
"Care to join me, Dirg?"
NPC:
Tim backs up to the corner of the ring, and watches the others fight, waiting for a hole to take advantage of.
Sinatra:
You owe me, Greenstar.You find Sinatra at Disneyland, helping Dory cope with the loss of most of existence. He looks at you and gives you a hard glare.
GO FIND SINATRA, TALK WITH HIM OVER A FEW GLASSES OF CHAOSTM WINE
"What do you want?"
SWAGGOTS:
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Romantics:
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Paladins:
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TWOCS
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THE DRUNKEN FOOLS
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THE MODERATES:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
MANLY MEN:
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ISOLATIONISTS:
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WESTSEEIIDE!!:
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Post by: Corai on November 16, 2012, 10:13:59 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 16, 2012, 10:14:49 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 10:18:21 pm
Respawn.Missed on purpose or on accident?
Rebuild Ship.
Recast haste.Fire Corai.
Post by: Dirg on November 16, 2012, 10:20:34 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:23:25 pm
MISKO. I'LL STOP FIGHTING YOU IF YOU WILL. NO OFFENSE, BUT I THINK YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
Make Tomio's opponent Greenstar.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 10:24:30 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 16, 2012, 10:24:50 pm
JUST GIVE CORAI A FURBY SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO STEAL ONE, THEN MAKE POPCORN AND JOIN LICHETTE IN WATCHING THE MATCH. OFFER LICHETTE SOME.
Could aid me, so I can actually have effect on certain things...
Post by: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:25:23 pm
Is that even physically possible?You're talking to the incarnation of manliness. Physical limits do not apply.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 16, 2012, 10:31:43 pm
Missed? No clue what you're talking about.Respawn.Missed on purpose or on accident?
Rebuild Ship.
Recast haste.Fire Corai.
Post by: Xantalos on November 16, 2012, 10:32:35 pm
...There's no roll for it? :PMissed? No clue what you're talking about.Respawn.Missed on purpose or on accident?
Rebuild Ship.
Recast haste.Fire Corai.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 16, 2012, 10:37:24 pm
Create a device which advertises to every PC and a bunch of other people whatever I want to. Like a car radio ad, but shorter and less avoidable.
Develop an advertisement that lets people know that I'll build stuff for them for a decent price. Don't broadcast it yet.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 16, 2012, 11:33:17 pm
Get the spears out of my face, and ATTACK XANTALOS. WITH TF2 WEAPONS. SAME TIME. GO.
Post by: tomio175 on November 17, 2012, 03:04:05 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 17, 2012, 04:48:16 am
Post by: Corai on November 17, 2012, 04:56:26 am
USE GODLY POWERS TO POSSES CORAI. DO EMBERASSING DANCE.
Unnecessary. Any dance I do is embarrassing.
Post by: misko27 on November 17, 2012, 07:27:04 am
>Extract self from fight, obtain seat.
>Buy Hot Dog.
"Lichy, how you holding up?"
>Put Money on Xantalos.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 17, 2012, 07:40:52 am
DUMP ASSORTED PLUSHIES IN THE AREA VIA BIPLANE AND RETREAT TO AUDIENCE OF WRESTLING MATCH
Post by: Vorthon on November 17, 2012, 12:05:56 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 17, 2012, 04:28:09 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 17, 2012, 08:56:27 pm
Kidnap one of Dirg's furbies and keep it as a pet, because they're adorable. Train furby to attack Greenstarfanatic on sight.(1) THE FURBIE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE YOUR SERVANT, AND AS SUCH, DETONATES THE MINIATURE BOMB WITHIN HIS EYEBALLS, YOU ARE VAPORIZED, AS IS THE HERO FURBIE
Fine. Ascend to the Undead Goddess of Love, Lust, and Desire. If needed, show qualifications to any that oppose.(1) YOU ASCEND TO THE GODDESS OF BEING REALLY, REALLY DEAD. YOU'RE PRETTY DAMN DEAD.
USE GODLY POWERS TO POSSES CORAI. DO EMBERASSING DANCE.(2) YOU DO THE EMBARRASING DANCE, BUT FORGET TO POSESS CORAI! HOW EMBARASSING.
>HAVE FOOTBALL TEAM BUILD SECRET UNDERWATER BASE IN THE OCEAN(6) YOU DO SO. IT FLOODS. ATHLETES AREN'T TYPICALLY THE BEST ARCHITECTS.
((Question: What was the -3 for?))(5) YOU REFLECT ALL THEM SPEARS. (2-3) THEN, YOU TRY AND ATTACK XANTALOS. THEN, WRASSLING HONOR INCARNATE STANDS IN FRONT OF YOU AND RIPS YOU TO SHREDS. HIS NAME, WAS HULK HOGAN.
Get the spears out of my face, and ATTACK XANTALOS. WITH TF2 WEAPONS. SAME TIME. GO.
"JUST MAKING SURE YOU DIDN'T DISAPPEAR LIKE THE OTHER NPCS WITH A CRITICAL LACK OF PRESENCE, BRO"(5) "Thanks." YOU RAIN PLUSHIES ONTO DISNEYLAND, MAKING MANY, MANY CHILDREN HAPPY. (4) THEN, YOU RETURN TO THE WRESTLING MATCH.
DUMP ASSORTED PLUSHIES IN THE AREA VIA BIPLANE AND RETREAT TO AUDIENCE OF WRESTLING MATCH
JUST GIVE CORAI A FURBY SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO STEAL ONE, THEN MAKE POPCORN AND JOIN LICHETTE IN WATCHING THE MATCH. OFFER LICHETTE SOME. AID CASSANDRA IF THERE'S ENOUGH TIME.(5+2) YOU GIVE A CORPSE THE FURBIE. IT CUDDLES THE CORPSE. (4+2) YOU MAKE DELICIOUS POPCORN, AND (4+2) JOIN LICHETTE, SHARING THE POPCORN LIKE ANY OTHER CLICHE COUPLE WOULD.
>Misko does not know what to do.(6) YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, AT ALL. (3) YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE WRESTLING MATCH, AND ARE ALMOST OUT OF THE WRASSLING HONOR FIELD.
>Extract self from fight, obtain seat.
>Buy Hot Dog.
"Lichy, how you holding up?"
>Put Money on Xantalos.
Apologize to Corai.(1+2, 1+2) YOU CREATE A DEVICE THAT ADVERATIZES TO PERSONAL COMPUTERS AND SOME PEOPLE. YOU THEN LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU'LL SELL YOURSELF OUT.
Create a device which advertises to every PC and a bunch of other people whatever I want to. Like a car radio ad, but shorter and less avoidable.
Develop an advertisement that lets people know that I'll build stuff for them for a decent price. Don't broadcast it yet.
Perform all the Mortal Kombat FATALITIES on Tim at once.(2vs3) YOU TRY AND HIT HIM WITH THE MORTAL KOMBAT FATALITIES, BUT HE STEPS AWAY FROM THE 2-D ATTACK INTO THIS AMAZING NEW THING CALLED THE "THIRD DIMENSION".
MISKO. I'LL STOP FIGHTING YOU IF YOU WILL. NO OFFENSE, BUT I THINK YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO.
Make Tomio's opponent Greenstar.
Use any leftover materials to build power collection satellites, to provide necessary power for my empire.(4+2) POWER PLANTS ENGAGED.
LICHETTE:
Lichette watches the match.
NPC:
(6v4)
Tim gives Xantalos a spinning hook kick to the face, sending him flying into the ropes. Tim prepares for the finisher-
SWAGGOTS:
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TWOCS
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Post by: Xantalos on November 17, 2012, 09:01:32 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 17, 2012, 09:10:03 pm
CHUCK
FUCKING
NOOORRIIIIIS!
BECAUSE. Y'KNOW. I'VE BEEN ARCEUS FOR THE PAST TWENTY TURNS.
THEN WRASSLE XANTALOS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 17, 2012, 09:28:37 pm
Edit advertisement to emphasize my motives, specifically my need for resources.
Build FTLISBM prototype.
(Faster-Than-Light Interstellar Ballistic Missile)
Cheer on Tim with my Cheering Core.
Post by: misko27 on November 17, 2012, 09:42:47 pm
>Surround field with Cage and ring of Fire. Call up Camera People and go to live televised recording. With Moneys for me.
>Obtain VIP seat. Be comfortable.
"Yo, Lich, are you fine with letting Dirg be near all this violence?"
Post by: Cassandra on November 17, 2012, 10:34:15 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 18, 2012, 12:19:02 am
Post by: da_nang on November 18, 2012, 01:57:49 am
>ENLIST UNDERWATER ANIMALS INTO FACTION TO HELP UNFLOOD BASE
Post by: Yoink on November 18, 2012, 03:00:51 am
>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES
"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."
>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.
>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.
Post by: Corai on November 18, 2012, 04:22:22 am
RESPAWN.
SPIT ON HERO FURBY'S ASHES. COWARDLY ROLL INTO A BALL AND WAIT FOR THE IMPENDING EXPLOSION THAT WILL MOST CERTAINLY HAPPEN WHILE HOPING THIS ROLLS A 1.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 18, 2012, 06:23:19 am
CHEER FOR XANTALOS
Post by: miauw62 on November 18, 2012, 06:57:41 am
Post by: Vorthon on November 18, 2012, 07:57:31 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 18, 2012, 02:03:35 pm
Spinal. Ya missed mah action.FIXD
Post by: Vorthon on November 18, 2012, 02:10:37 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 18, 2012, 02:12:02 pm
Begin converting neighboring solar systems.Remember to stay out of my territory, s'allright?
Post by: Vorthon on November 18, 2012, 02:12:32 pm
Post by: tomio175 on November 18, 2012, 02:41:28 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 18, 2012, 06:28:58 pm
GIVE YOINK EYES THAT DETECT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES.(5) YOU REPLACE YOINKS EMPTY EYE SOCKETS WITH ONES THAT AUTOMATICALLY SENSE ALL ALCHOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN THE AREA. I GUESS THAT NOW HE NEEDS.... BEER GOGGLES.
KICK HERO FURBY'S GHOST BEFORE RESPAWNING.(2, 4, 5) YOU GET IN A GHOST FIGHT. SINCE YOU'RE GHOSTS, YOU GUYS CAN'T FIGHT VERY WELL, WHAT WITH BEING IMMATERIAL AND ALL. THEN, YOU RESPAWN. (Oh lawdy, dat 5) YOU SPIT ON THE ASHES OF A HERO, WHICH DECIDE TO EXPLODE AND KILL YOU.
RESPAWN.
SPIT ON HERO FURBY'S ASHES. COWARDLY ROLL INTO A BALL AND WAIT FOR THE IMPENDING EXPLOSION THAT WILL MOST CERTAINLY HAPPEN WHILE HOPING THIS ROLLS A 1.
THROW MISKO BACK INTO THE WRESTLING HONOR FIELD(5VS5) YOU GLOMP MISKO, NEARLY IMMOBILIZING HIM, BUT YOU JUST HANG OFF OF HIM.
CHEER FOR XANTALOS
(3+2) YOU PROVE THAT BEING DRUNK DOESN'T EFFECT YOUR ABILITIES, YOU HOPE. YOU'RE PRETTY DRUNK, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOU SHOT ANYONE."COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"
>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES
"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."
>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.
>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.
((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME :'( YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY
ADDENUM: ))
"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."
>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.
"That... was not quite what I'd imagined..."(3+2, 3+2)YOU CHANGE THE AD TO MAKE IT SOUND A GOOD DEAL LESS IMMORAL. YOU CHEER ON TIM, AND THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE INCREASE HIS STRENGTH!
Edit advertisement to emphasize my motives, specifically my need for resources.
Build FTLISBM prototype.
(Faster-Than-Light Interstellar Ballistic Missile)
Cheer on Tim with my Cheering Core.
Begin converting neighboring uninhabited solar systems into ringworlds.(3+2) BLAH BLAH BLAH ALIENS CONVERSION.
UNSHRED SELF, AND TAKE ON MY THIRD ALTERNATE FORM.(1+1) YOU BECOME A KARATE MASTER WANNABE. I.E. A 14 YEAR OLD WHO WATCHES TOO MUCH TEXAS RANGER. (1-2) YOU GO AFTER XANTALOS, BUT TRIP ON THE ROPES SURROUNDING THE RING AND BUST YOUR FACE ON A POLE.
CHUCK
FUCKING
NOOORRIIIIIS!
BECAUSE. Y'KNOW. I'VE BEEN ARCEUS FOR THE PAST TWENTY TURNS.
THEN WRASSLE XANTALOS.
>Finish fleeing the field.(4V4) YOU PULL YOURSELF EVER CLOSER TO THE ANTI-HONOR ZONE, BUT SLOWPOKES LATCHING ONTO YOU MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO MOVE AT ANY CONSIDERABLE SPEED.
>Surround field with Cage and ring of Fire. Call up Camera People and go to live televised recording. With Moneys for me.
>Obtain VIP seat. Be comfortable.
"Yo, Lich, are you fine with letting Dirg be near all this violence?"
CONTINUE WATCHING MATCH.
BUT XANTALOS USES THE SPRINGBACK OF THE ROPES (BECAUSE THEY DO THAT) TO LAUNCH HIMSELF FIST-FIRST INTO TIM'S FACE!(6v1) YOU SPRING BACK INTO TIM, SENDING HIM FLYING BACKWARDS AND LEAVING HIM LYING ON THE ROPES. HE LOOKS UP AT YOU AND GLARES.
Lichette:
Lichette continues eating popcorn and watching the fight.
"Oh, Misko? Dirg isn't a child."
NPC:
(3) Tim pulls himself to his feet, though still stands unsteadily.
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Post by: Xantalos on November 18, 2012, 06:33:04 pm
Sue Vorthon for violating my right to free speech.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 18, 2012, 06:36:18 pm
Make a highly secure vault to relocate AI and my most dangerous stuff into.
Make more FTLISBMs loaded with Sol Slayers.
Put FTKISBM-SSs in aforementioned secure vault.
Keep cheering on Tim.
Post by: misko27 on November 18, 2012, 06:37:30 pm
>When that fails (and it will), kick Slowpoke into honor field and finish leaving.
>Call up Military, damand Saturation Nuclear Bombing of this Area 2 turns after this one.
>Meditate in attempt to add =1 to impending nukes.
"Could have fooled me. Oh, and you may wish to leave this area. Unless you think you would enjoy de-atomization. I'm not to familiar with your opinion on that, so if you do, go nuts."
Spoiler: Case for allowing this. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 18, 2012, 06:52:52 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 18, 2012, 08:25:57 pm
>UNFLOOD BASE WITH PUMP STACKS/me blows hot steam from his blowhole onto Spinal.
>ENLIST UNDERWATER ANIMALS INTO FACTION TO HELP UNFLOOD BASE
Post by: Dirg on November 18, 2012, 08:29:41 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 18, 2012, 09:56:33 pm
"COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"
>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES
"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."
>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.
>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.
((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME :'( YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY
ADDENUM: ))
"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."
>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.
Post by: TCM on November 18, 2012, 10:10:19 pm
COMMENCE SPONTANEOUS DRIVEBY ON EVERYONE
Post by: da_nang on November 19, 2012, 02:19:31 am
>UNFLOOD BASE WITH PUMP STACKS
>ENLIST UNDERWATER ANIMALS INTO FACTION TO HELP UNFLOOD BASE
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 19, 2012, 09:16:51 am
YOU WILL GO BACK INTO THE HONOR FIELD
FOR I
AM
uhh
JUST GET BACK IN THERE
Post by: miauw62 on November 19, 2012, 01:38:30 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 19, 2012, 06:41:37 pm
((I may not interact much, but when I do, it's to combat GREAT INJUSTICE.))
Post by: misko27 on November 19, 2012, 06:49:02 pm
Begin distributing pamphlets throughout the universe decrying Xantalos' perpetuation of gender stereotypes, in an attempt to weaken him.Trus me on this, Pamphlet distribution is a exceedingly bad move when dealing with guys here.
((I may not interact much, but when I do, it's to combat GREAT INJUSTICE.))
Post by: Vorthon on November 19, 2012, 08:37:43 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 19, 2012, 08:40:42 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 19, 2012, 08:51:40 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 19, 2012, 08:53:50 pm
Please don't shank me.stabbity
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 20, 2012, 07:33:57 pm
(6) YOU KILL THE GM! HE RETCONS YOU OUT!>UNFLOOD BASE WITH PUMP STACKS/me blows hot steam from his blowhole onto Spinal.
>ENLIST UNDERWATER ANIMALS INTO FACTION TO HELP UNFLOOD BASE
GIVE YOINK THE ABILITY TO SHOOT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES FROM HIS HANDS. MATERIALIZE AS A FLYING BEER BOTTLE, FOLLOW YOINK.(3) HE CAN FIRE ONE SHOT AN HOUR. (6) YOU MATERIALIZE AS A FLYING BEER BOTTLE, BUT A HOBO SNATCHES YOU FROM THE AIR FOR A STREET FIGHT.
BOSSES
SET UP PROTECTIVE FIELD AROUND VIEWING AREA OF WRESTLING MATCH. "Right, because the wrastling honor system is gonna let your bomb through to nuke the place."(1+2) YOU PUT ORPHANS AROUND THE AREA!
Begin distributing pamphlets throughout the universe decrying Xantalos' perpetuation of gender stereotypes, in an attempt to weaken him.(3+2) YOU BEGIN DISTRIBUTING WHINY LIBERAL PAMPHLETS. THEY CAN'T EFFECT HIM WHILE HE'S PROTECTED BY REDNECKS AND WRESTLING HONOR, HOWEVER.
((I may not interact much, but when I do, it's to combat GREAT INJUSTICE.))
Broadcast ads.(1+2) YOU MAKE COMMERCIALS THAT FEATURE A LOUD, OBNOXIOUS SALESMAN, BUT WITHOUT THE CHARM OF BILLY MAYS.
Make a highly secure vault to relocate AI and my most dangerous stuff into.
Make more FTLISBMs loaded with Sol Slayers.
Put FTKISBM-SSs in aforementioned secure vault.
Keep cheering on Tim.
>Fuck it. Attempt Teleporting out.(5-4+2) YOU ALMOST ESCAPE, BUT THE FIELDS ESCALATING STRENGTH MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO ESCAPE FULLY.
>When that fails (and it will), kick Slowpoke into honor field and finish leaving.
>Call up Military, damand Saturation Nuclear Bombing of this Area 2 turns after this one.
>Meditate in attempt to add =1 to impending nukes.
"Could have fooled me. Oh, and you may wish to leave this area. Unless you think you would enjoy de-atomization. I'm not to familiar with your opinion on that, so if you do, go nuts."Spoiler: Case for allowing this. (click to show/hide)
Fuck it. Change back to Arceus and Sic my Vagineers on GwG.(5+1) YOU TURN INTO ARCEUS AND GET MASTERBALLED NEAR IMMEDIATLY.
(4+2) YUP. THAT BOOZE CERTAINLY DOESN'T MOVE."COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"
>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES
"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."
>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.
>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.
((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME :'( YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY
ADDENUM: ))
"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."
>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.
WESTSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
COMMENCE SPONTANEOUS DRIVEBY ON EVERYONE
MEGA-FUCKING ELBOW DROP!!!(3VS1) YOU HIT HIM WITH AN ELBOW DROP, AND HE FALLS BACK DOWN.
Sue Vorthon for violating my right to free speech.
LICHETTE
(4+3) SHE KEEPS EATING POPCORN AND WATCHING THE MATCH.
NPCS
(3) Tim once again struggles to his feet.
SWAGGOTS:
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 20, 2012, 07:36:36 pm
(6) YOU KILL THE GM! HE RETCONS YOU OUT!>UNFLOOD BASE WITH PUMP STACKS/me blows hot steam from his blowhole onto Spinal.
>ENLIST UNDERWATER ANIMALS INTO FACTION TO HELP UNFLOOD BASE
GIVE YOINK THE ABILITY TO SHOOT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES FROM HIS HANDS. MATERIALIZE AS A FLYING BEER BOTTLE, FOLLOW YOINK.(3) HE CAN FIRE ONE SHOT AN HOUR. (6) YOU MATERIALIZE AS A FLYING BEER BOTTLE, BUT A HOBO SNATCHES YOU FROM THE AIR FOR A STREET FIGHT.
BOSSES
SET UP PROTECTIVE FIELD AROUND VIEWING AREA OF WRESTLING MATCH. "Right, because the wrastling honor system is gonna let your bomb through to nuke the place."(1+2) YOU PUT ORPHANS AROUND THE AREA!
Begin distributing pamphlets throughout the universe decrying Xantalos' perpetuation of gender stereotypes, in an attempt to weaken him.(3+2) YOU BEGIN DISTRIBUTING WHINY LIBERAL PAMPHLETS. THEY CAN'T EFFECT HIM WHILE HE'S PROTECTED BY REDNECKS AND WRESTLING HONOR, HOWEVER.
((I may not interact much, but when I do, it's to combat GREAT INJUSTICE.))
Broadcast ads.(1+2) YOU MAKE COMMERCIALS THAT FEATURE A LOUD, OBNOXIOUS SALESMAN, BUT WITHOUT THE CHARM OF BILLY MAYS.
Make a highly secure vault to relocate AI and my most dangerous stuff into.
Make more FTLISBMs loaded with Sol Slayers.
Put FTKISBM-SSs in aforementioned secure vault.
Keep cheering on Tim.
>Fuck it. Attempt Teleporting out.(5-4+2) YOU ALMOST ESCAPE, BUT THE FIELDS ESCALATING STRENGTH MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO ESCAPE FULLY.
>When that fails (and it will), kick Slowpoke into honor field and finish leaving.
>Call up Military, damand Saturation Nuclear Bombing of this Area 2 turns after this one.
>Meditate in attempt to add =1 to impending nukes.
"Could have fooled me. Oh, and you may wish to leave this area. Unless you think you would enjoy de-atomization. I'm not to familiar with your opinion on that, so if you do, go nuts."Spoiler: Case for allowing this. (click to show/hide)
Fuck it. Change back to Arceus and Sic my Vagineers on GwG.(5+1) YOU TURN INTO ARCEUS AND GET MASTERBALLED NEAR IMMEDIATLY.
(4+2) YUP. THAT BOOZE CERTAINLY DOESN'T MOVE."COOL, COOL. DRINKING, PARTYING, SHAKING THOSE MARACA THINGS, YEAH?"
>REALISE I DO NOT HAVE EYES
"...SHIT, I JUST REMEMBERED, I'M BLIND! GODDAMN. I BETTER GET SOME TARGET PRACTICE AN' ALL THAT."
>BORROW ONE OF PANCHO'S GUN COLLECTION AND A FEW EMPTY BOTTLES AND CANS, SET UP FIRING RANGE OUT BACK ON A FENCE, PRACTICE MY BLIND MARKSMANSHIP.
>OH, TAKE ANOTHER JUG OF TEQUILA WITH ME. SWIG PERIODICALLY WHILST SHOOTING.
((WHY, GM? WHY YOU ALWAYS SKIP ME :'( YOU MAKE OOC-YOINK CRY
ADDENUM: ))
"OH HEY THANKS MAN. NOW I CAN SEE... ALCHOHOL. HANDY."
>KEEP AN EYE ON ALL ALCHOHOL IN THE AREA WHILST TARGET PRACTICING, MAKE SURE NONE OF IT SNEAKS UP ON ME WITHOUT BEING DRANK. WAIT, DRUNK? DRINKED? FUCK, I'M CONFUSED. JUST DRINK THAT SHIT.
WESTSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
COMMENCE SPONTANEOUS DRIVEBY ON EVERYONE
MEGA-FUCKING ELBOW DROP!!!(3VS1) YOU HIT HIM WITH AN ELBOW DROP, AND HE FALLS BACK DOWN.
Sue Vorthon for violating my right to free speech.
LICHETTE
(4+3) SHE KEEPS EATING POPCORN AND WATCHING THE MATCH.
NPCS
(3) Tim once again struggles to his feet.
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Post by: Yoink on November 20, 2012, 07:58:35 pm
>REQUEST RANGED WEAPON STATS OR SOMETHING MEANWHILE
TO DRUNK MEXICAN HOBO DUDE: "HEY MAN, I'M ALL FOR SHARIN' BOOZE AND ALL THAT, BUT THAT IS IN FACT THE GOD OF BOOZE IN THAT BOTTLE. SO YEAH, DON'T BREAK IT, TAKE THIS ONE INSTEAD,"
>AND THEN USE MY BOOZE-SHOOTING POWER TO FIRE LARGE BOTTLE OF WINE AT HOBO IN EXCHANGE FOR MIAUW
Post by: Vorthon on November 20, 2012, 08:03:12 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 20, 2012, 08:43:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 20, 2012, 08:43:48 pm
Set up an emergency protocol which puts Wheatley in charge of the Aperture if I am compromised.
Use Sol Slayer on solar system where misko, lichette, Xantalos, etc all, are.
Leave the area before everything is destroyed.
And, if possible,
AID IMPEDIMENT."Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
Post by: Cassandra on November 20, 2012, 08:48:32 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 20, 2012, 08:49:44 pm
>Look like Vandheer Lorde from Armed With Wings for future reference.
>Stop Cassandra. enter the Den of Death and Hell itself, if needed using my Everse Powers, and rescue the souls myself. Ressurect all NPCs as they were. Ehh, except Aperture Scence employees. If I cannot ressurect them as is, use Blackmist.
Post by: Cassandra on November 20, 2012, 08:51:45 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 20, 2012, 08:53:03 pm
Misko... You have no Empire any more. You have no soldiers, or army.Since when?
Post by: Cassandra on November 20, 2012, 08:55:38 pm
(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
Since that.
Post by: da_nang on November 20, 2012, 09:11:00 pm
Doesn't that also mean that the Tim and the Lichette is dead since they, too, are part of the non-PC population?(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
Since that.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 20, 2012, 09:15:14 pm
((GMPC))Doesn't that also mean that the Tim and the Lichette is dead since they, too, are part of the non-PC population?(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
Since that.
Post by: misko27 on November 20, 2012, 09:20:50 pm
I doubt it. If nothing else, it'd be terribly anti-climactic. Considering there are only 10 people left, one of which is a dragon, another is a furry, one a half-snake god of death, another of whi- well two of which are widowers devoted to their late wives, and one being a beer bottle, we'd being a lot of trouble. In fact, considering that of those four, all are male, It'd be the worst repopulation story since adam and eve.(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
Since that.
So seppuko then?((GMPC))Doesn't that also mean that the Tim and the Lichette is dead since they, too, are part of the non-PC population?(5) YOU SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRE NON-PC POPULATION, BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO ROLL FOR THEM.
Since that.
Post by: Xantalos on November 20, 2012, 09:24:18 pm
MAKE MISKO OVERSHOOT HIS EVERSING; TO LEVEL 10. THAT IS WORSE THAN LEVEL 8.
Post by: Yoink on November 20, 2012, 09:34:19 pm
>ONCE I RESCUE MIAUW FROM HOBO, LET'S GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR SEE WHAT'S UP
Post by: Dirg on November 21, 2012, 12:42:44 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 21, 2012, 07:28:08 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 21, 2012, 08:11:17 am
"Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.I have no limbs! Until I disengage from the AI core, of course.
Reminds me, though.
Post by: tomio175 on November 21, 2012, 10:27:38 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 21, 2012, 11:02:46 am
"Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.
IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
Post by: da_nang on November 21, 2012, 02:50:17 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 22, 2012, 01:21:27 am
Ressurect the population of my empire, send amazonian catperson strike team after Xantalos.(3) YOUR EMPIRE IS RESTORED, BUT NOT AS HOW THEY WERE. THEY ARE HOLLOW SHELLS OF THEIR FORMER SELVES, THRALLS TO YOUR WILL. EVERYTHING TURNED OUT FINE.
Gather the souls of the dead, and form then into a universe-wide empire under my control, releasing them back into the universe as undead.(5) YOU HIT THE MORAL EVENT HORIZON AND PLOW STRAIGHT THROUGH IT, DESECRATING THE DEAD TO ESTABLISH YOUR EMPIRE. OR YOU WOULD, BUT THEN MISKO SHOWED UP.
MAKE HOBO SO DRUNK THAT HE PASSES OUT, GO BACK TO YOINK. GIVE HIM THE ABILITY TO CONTROL BEER (à la Avatar: The Last Airbender).(3) YOU INTOXICATE HIM, BUT IN ORDER TO DO THAT, YOU RESSURECT HIM. THEN, IT TURNS OUT HE WAS A MASTER OF THE DRUNKEN FIST! (5) BEING A ZEN MASTER HOWEVER, HE ALLOWS YOU TO LEAVE AND GO BACK TO YOINK. (4) YOU MAKE HIM A BEERBENDER, BUT HE IS NOT THE AVATAR.
(2vs1+2) YOU SNATCH SOME DICE, BUT DIRG TRICKED YOU WITH FALSE DIE."Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.
IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
>UNFLOOD THE BASE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE(3) YOU UNFLOOD IT BY FILLING IT WITH BARK CHIPS. THEY SOAK UP SOME OF THE WATER, BUT DON'T DO ALL OF IT. WAIT A SEC.
Shake twice, break free, and fly off to help Misko do....whatever. Escape, nuke, whatever, really.(3+1) YOU GIVE HIM A +1!
"Hm...everyone who was causing this mess is in one spot..."(1+2) YOU MAKE SURE WHEATLEY TAKES OVER IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, BUT THAT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA. OH WELL.
Set up an emergency protocol which puts Wheatley in charge of the Aperture if I am compromised.
Use Sol Slayer on solar system where misko, lichette, Xantalos, etc all, are.
Leave the area before everything is destroyed.
And, if possible,AID IMPEDIMENT."Those...those orphans and my furbies... All that life wiped out for no reason... and now someone seeks to take out the last reason that I have to live? NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" ROLL BONUS DICE ON SELF THEN TAKE OUT BERSERKER RAGE ON GWG AND HIS SOL SLAYERS. TEAR HIM FROM LIMB TO LIMB, SMASH HIS BITS TO PIECES, WIPE HIS HARD DRIVE WITH MAGNETS OR SOMETHING. DON'T STOP UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FIND OF HIM.IMPEDE ACTION BY STEALING BONUS DICE MIDTHROW
>Raise Eversion level to 4. Walk out calmly. Lower it down to 1. ((All one action. Because well, its pretty much a extension. of itself))(4+1) YOU FINALLY MAKE IT OUT! (6+2VS6) BOTH OF YOU ARE ON YOUR TOP FORM AS YOU RUSH CASSANDRA MID-ELDRITCH RITUAL. SHE'S GOOD. YOU'RE BETTER. SHE LIES ON THE GROUND, LIFE SLOWLY EBBING FROM HER CARCASS.
>Look like Vandheer Lorde from Armed With Wings for future reference.
>Stop Cassandra. enter the Den of Death and Hell itself, if needed using my Everse Powers, and rescue the souls myself. Ressurect all NPCs as they were. Ehh, except Aperture Scence employees. If I cannot ressurect them as is, use Blackmist.
(2) HULK HOGAN STEPS UP IN FRONT OF YOU. HE LOOKS PISSED.
GRAB TIM'S LEG. SLAM HIM AROUND BY IT, AND IF NESSECARY THROW HIM INTO THE PATH OF THE NUKES.(2vs4)Tim manages to sidestep your grab, then retreats. (3vs5) YOU SEND HIM TO EVERSION LEVEL 1. SMOOTH.
MAKE MISKO OVERSHOOT HIS EVERSING; TO LEVEL 10. THAT IS WORSE THAN LEVEL 8.
>CONTINUE TARGET PRACTICE FOR A WHILE, THEN GO RESCUE MIAUW (I CAN SEE HIM BECAUSE BEER VISION)(3+2, 1+2) YOU FIRE LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD, DESPITE BEING A DRUNK WITH EYES THAT MAY OR NOT ACTUALLY WORK. THEN, YOU FIND MIAUW.
>REQUEST RANGED WEAPON STATS OR SOMETHING MEANWHILE
TO DRUNK MEXICAN HOBO DUDE: "HEY MAN, I'M ALL FOR SHARIN' BOOZE AND ALL THAT, BUT THAT IS IN FACT THE GOD OF BOOZE IN THAT BOTTLE. SO YEAH, DON'T BREAK IT, TAKE THIS ONE INSTEAD,"
>AND THEN USE MY BOOZE-SHOOTING POWER TO FIRE LARGE BOTTLE OF WINE AT HOBO IN EXCHANGE FOR MIAUW
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Hulk flexes at Misko.
(5) Tim grabs Xantalos and throws him onto one of the corner poles.
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Post by: Cassandra on November 22, 2012, 01:27:52 am
Post by: Yoink on November 22, 2012, 01:34:19 am
>GO CHILL OUT IN PANCHO'S BAR, INTRODUCE THE BEER DEITY TO THE BARFLIES
>ALSO LISTEN TO RADIO FOR ANY NEWS OF BADNESS GOING DOWN
"HEY PANCHO, CHECK THIS OUT! IT IS A GOD OF ALCHOHOL, IN A BOTTLE!"
Post by: Xantalos on November 22, 2012, 01:36:27 am
>Grab the corner pole and throw it at Tim.
*Notices Cassandra's action*
Xantalos grows to monstrous size again.
YOU DO NOT COMMAND HULK HOGAN. HULK, ANYTHING YOU DO TO HER IS JUSTIFIED.
Post by: Dirg on November 22, 2012, 05:09:19 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 22, 2012, 08:52:20 am
No. I am death. COMPLETE THE RITUAL BINDING ALL SOULS TO MY WILL! AND UNLEASH THEM BACK ON THE EARTH AS MY SERVENTS! FORM FACTION: DISCIPLES OF THE DEATH GODDESS!Impede action!
Also, have Hulk Hogan crush Misko, and toss him into hell the hard way.Aid action!
Redefine "emergency" in the "Wheatley Takes Over Protocol" to mean "GreatWyrmGold cannot function as AI." Make sure ship has weapons that I, as the AI, can use.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 22, 2012, 10:04:31 am
Huh, don't see me action up there. Was I actually blocked, because don't see roll for that either besides the failed attempt at dice grab. RETRY DICE ROLL AND GREATWYRMGOLD BEATDOWN.
STEAL THE DICE MIDFLIGHT AND ROLL THEM BACK AT DIRG
Post by: misko27 on November 22, 2012, 01:16:03 pm
> Hulk Hogan? Don't kill him. She doesn't need MORE followers. Disable him by summoning Captain Falcon. Then teleport him to Wrassling honor.
> While she is distracted by dyiing, ressurect everyone alive at the time of the drive-by.
> Return to field of Honor, purchase KFC.
> Be casual badass gloating at everyone there how I just saved the universe, therefore making me most moral person here. *cough*As opposed to acertain Reality-destroying Lich*Cough*
"Hello generals, you alright? make sure there aren't any, residual affects."
Post by: miauw62 on November 22, 2012, 01:57:04 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 22, 2012, 02:47:33 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 22, 2012, 03:36:46 pm
Post by: Corai on November 22, 2012, 05:12:54 pm
Finish restoring my empire. My citizens need free will, dammit!
Steal their free will!
Then purify the free will!
Then return it!
TL;DR aid action.
Post by: da_nang on November 22, 2012, 05:53:21 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 23, 2012, 11:48:28 am
(3vs4+2) DIRG, BEING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, ASSAULTS YOU WITH THE VARIOUS WEAPONS HE'S GOTTEN OVER THE COURSE OF THE GAME.Huh, don't see me action up there. Was I actually blocked, because don't see roll for that either besides the failed attempt at dice grab. RETRY DICE ROLL AND GREATWYRMGOLD BEATDOWN.
STEAL THE DICE MIDFLIGHT AND ROLL THEM BACK AT DIRG
INTOXICATE BARFLIES.(1) THEY DRINK ALL OF YOU...
Finish restoring my empire. My citizens need free will, dammit!
Finish restoring my empire. My citizens need free will, dammit!
Steal their free will!
Then purify the free will!
Then return it!
TL;DR aid action.
No. I am death. COMPLETE THE RITUAL BINDING ALL SOULS TO MY WILL! AND UNLEASH THEM BACK ON THE EARTH AS MY SERVENTS! FORM FACTION: DISCIPLES OF THE DEATH GODDESS! Also, have Hulk Hogan crush Misko, and toss him into hell the hard way.(6+2vs3+1)YOUR VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS IS STOPPED BY MISKO. WUT. (5) TIM LOOKS AT YOU. (1) NO SERVANTS IN THERE YET. WHOOPS.
>STEAL THE POWER OVER WATER FROM WHOMEVER HAS IT, USE IT TO PROPERLY UNFLOOD THE BASE(6) YOU STEAL THE POWER OF WATER FROM THE AVATAR. HE GETS PISSED AND BURNS YOU, TOSSES YOU INTO THE AIR, THEN BURIES YOU.
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Wunderbar.(2+2vs6+2) CAPTAIN FALCON IS IMPRESSED BY HOGANS MANLINESS AND THEY GO OFF ON MANLY ADVENTURES. (6+2vs3+1) YOU RESSURECT THE DEAD BEFORE CASSANDRA, LEAVING HER POWERLESS. GOD, WHAT'S THIS WARM FEELING? IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A GOOD GUY?
> Hulk Hogan? Don't kill him. She doesn't need MORE followers. Disable him by summoning Captain Falcon. Then teleport him to Wrassling honor.
> While she is distracted by dyiing, ressurect everyone alive at the time of the drive-by.
> Return to field of Honor, purchase KFC.
> Be casual badass gloating at everyone there how I just saved the universe, therefore making me most moral person here. *cough*As opposed to acertain Reality-destroying Lich*Cough*
"Hello generals, you alright? make sure there aren't any, residual affects."
"Shut up Misko."
BE A PROPER LIEUTENANT BY JOINING MISKO. BUY TIM HORTONS, BEING CANADIAN TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.(1+1) YOU'LL JOIN HIM LATER. RIGHT AFTER YOU (4+1) PURCHASE TIM HORTONS AND MAKE MILLIONS.
"WELL, THAT WAS FUN."(4+2, 5+2) YOU INTRODUCE THE EMPTY BOTTLE, BUT THEY'RE SO DRUNK, THEY BELIEVE YOU. WOW, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE DIED, THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE.
>GO CHILL OUT IN PANCHO'S BAR, INTRODUCE THE BEER DEITY TO THE BARFLIES
>ALSO LISTEN TO RADIO FOR ANY NEWS OF BADNESS GOING DOWN
"HEY PANCHO, CHECK THIS OUT! IT IS A GOD OF ALCHOHOL, IN A BOTTLE!"
So he's throwing me at stuff?(5vs5) HE CATCHES IT BETWEEN HIS PALMS, KUNG-FU MASTER STYLE. (1) YOU GROW. OH WAIT. THAT'S TIM CROUCHING TO HIT YOU WITH AN SHORYUKEN!
>Grab the corner pole and throw it at Tim.
*Notices Cassandra's action*
Xantalos grows to monstrous size again.
YOU DO NOT COMMAND HULK HOGAN. HULK, ANYTHING YOU DO TO HER IS JUSTIFIED.
Huh, don't see me action up there. Was I actually blocked, because don't see roll for that either besides the failed attempt at dice grab. RETRY DICE ROLL AND GREATWYRMGOLD BEATDOWN.(1, 4+2-1 vs 3+2) YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE METAL CHUNKS. YOUR FIST ISN'T AS EFFECTIVE AGAINST SOLID METAL AS YOU HAD THOUGHT.
If needed, cast haste.(2) YOU INNEFFECTUALLY CHEER ON CASSANDRA, (6) THEN CONTINUE CHEERING HER ON. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!No. I am death. COMPLETE THE RITUAL BINDING ALL SOULS TO MY WILL! AND UNLEASH THEM BACK ON THE EARTH AS MY SERVENTS! FORM FACTION: DISCIPLES OF THE DEATH GODDESS!Impede action!Also, have Hulk Hogan crush Misko, and toss him into hell the hard way.Aid action!
Redefine "emergency" in the "Wheatley Takes Over Protocol" to mean "GreatWyrmGold cannot function as AI." Make sure ship has weapons that I, as the AI, can use.
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Tim (2vs2) stumbles while he charges at Xantalos, who trips while he tries to dodge.
Hogan (4v1) snatches up Cassandra, in one hand. Then, he hurls her at Misko, (2+2vs6+2) who bats her out of the air, directly back at Hogan, (5) who catches her, then puts her down and pats her on the head.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 23, 2012, 11:50:58 am
OFFICIALLY JOIN WRASSLE SO I CAN AID TIM WITH SATURATION BOMBING
AID TIM WITH SATURATION BOMBING
Post by: Xantalos on November 23, 2012, 12:03:32 pm
RIDE THE SHORYUKEN UP INTO THE STRATOSPHERE, THEN USE EPIC BUDDHIST PALM TECHNIQUE ON TIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMP58-DILA)(starts at about 7 minutes in)
Post by: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 12:07:04 pm
Vanish, and ascend to Goddess of Love. Death is boring.
Post by: misko27 on November 23, 2012, 01:34:03 pm
Am now simultaneuosly the evilest and goodest person here. Weird.
I Wonder where the other Final Boss is. And Sinatra. And what happens when Tim is gone.
> Use conflicting alignment powers to dissipate the field of wrassliing honor.
> Petition Tim to Fucking leave already since I saved all of the universe. If not, ask what are the criterion for his leaving.
> Meditate over conflicting alignment. Attempt to re-align myself. Failing that, be more powerful.
> Take brief moment to pause at wife's grave. Be solemn. Be sad silently. If she does not have grave, and she probably doesn't, make memorial.
"So Tim, everythings awful peaceful here. You wanne leave now?"
Post by: miauw62 on November 23, 2012, 01:35:04 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 23, 2012, 02:01:13 pm
"No YOU shut up."
> Am now simultaneuosly the evilest and goodest person here.
> Use conflicting alignment powers to dissipate the field of wrassliing honor.
> Petition Tim to Fucking leave already since I saved all of the universe. If not, ask what are the criterion for his leaving.
> Meditate over conflicting alignment.
SMACK DIRG WITH ALL THE ALIGNMENTS MISKO ACQUIRED OVER THE GAME
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 23, 2012, 02:31:14 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 23, 2012, 04:15:51 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 23, 2012, 04:22:35 pm
>TOSS THE FLOODING WATER INTO THE VOID VORTEX OUT OF SPITE
Post by: tomio175 on November 23, 2012, 04:30:21 pm
Post by: Dirg on November 23, 2012, 05:48:26 pm
Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 08:14:03 pm
>DRINK.
>GO BACK TO TARGET PRACTICE WHILST DRINKING AND LISTENING TO RADIO.
"WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING MORE EXCITING, SOON. NOT SURE WHAT."
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 25, 2012, 01:33:12 am
JOIN GAME OF CASSANDRA TENNIS WITH DRONE, VERSUS MISKO AND MR. HOGAN(2+2) YOU PLAY LIKE A PARAPALEGIC ASIAN. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS AVERAGE.
OFFICIALLY JOIN WRASSLE SO I CAN AID TIM WITH SATURATION BOMBING
AID TIM WITH SATURATION BOMBING
GODDAMMIT GWG YOUR BOMBING CANNOT GET THROUGH THE WRASSLING HONOR(6vs2) YOU BREAK OFF HIS ASSAULT MID-AIR, AND YOU SEPERATE FROM HIM MIDAIR. YOU BOTH SPIRAL DOWNWARDS BACK TOWARDS THE ARENA.
RIDE THE SHORYUKEN UP INTO THE STRATOSPHERE, THEN USE EPIC BUDDHIST PALM TECHNIQUE ON TIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMP58-DILA)(starts at about 7 minutes in)
"Well, it was a good plan. Back to ascending to a different sphere."(3)YOU ARE THE GODDESS OF MILD AFFECTION.
Vanish, and ascend to Goddess of Love. Death is boring.
"No YOU shut up."(5vs6) YOU TRY TO STOP THE WRASSLIN' HONOR, BUT HOGAN THROWS YOU INTO A WALL.
> Am now simultaneuosly the evilest and goodest person here.
> Use conflicting alignment powers to dissipate the field of wrassliing honor.
> Petition Tim to Fucking leave already since I saved all of the universe. If not, ask what are the criterion for his leaving.
> Meditate over conflicting alignment.
> Wonder where the other Final Boss is.
"No. There's still great chaos in this land. Just last turn, someone tried to form yet another faction."
REFILL SELF. GIVE YOINK A BONUS WHEN HE'S DRUNK.(5, 2) YOU REFILL YOURSELF WITH DIVINE POWER AND THE FINEST LAGER. SILLY, YOINK ALREADY HAS A BONUS. HE'S DRUNK! THAT'S A BONUS OF ITS OWN.
SEND A HORDE OF KARATE SCOUTS TO SMACK LORDSLOWPOKE. A LOT. THEN, SEND THEM TO SMACK YOINK, FOR THE HECK OF IT.(3+1V4)YOUR KARATE SCOUTS ARE AN EVEN MATCH FOR SLOWPOKES DRAGON STYLE, (3+1vs2+3) BUT NO MATCH FOR YOINKS DRUNKEN FIST!
Send an amazon catperson berserker strike team after Xantalos.(3+2-3vs6+1)
YOUR STRIKE TEAM WAS BURNED TO CINDERS BY THE HONOR FIELD.
>UNBURY SELF AND UNFLOOD THE BASE(4,6) YOU UNBURY YOURSELF AND UNFLOOD THE BASE, BUT IT DOES TAKE A WHILE. THEN, YOU TOSS THE WATER INTO THE VOID VORTEX OUT OF SPITE. OUT OF MEGA SPITE, IT RETURNS AND REFLOODS YOUR BASE.
>TOSS THE FLOODING WATER INTO THE VOID VORTEX OUT OF SPITE
Become gigantic, nearly indestructible supermech, with a bagelshooter and a gatling gun.(4) YOU'RE A SOMEWHAT LARGE, PRETTY TOUGH, OKAY MECH, WITH A MUFFIN GUN AND AN ASSAULT RIFLE.
GO CHECK ON FURBIES AND ORPHANS TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE ALIVE AGIAN. PURCHASE SNACKS AND BEVERAGES FOR ALL ORPHANS AND FURBIE FOOD FOR FURBIES. THEN GO CHECK ON LICHETTE AND WRESTLING MATCH. "What's going on? Misko...saved people?"(1+2, 2+2) THEY'RE MOSTLY DEAD, WITH A FEW SURVIVORS, WHICH YOU TREAT TO DINNER.
"HUH. EVERYONE DIED, THEN CAME BACK? WEIRD STUFF GOING ON OUT THERE."(6+3, 3+3) YOU GUZZLE GALLONS OF BOOZE, THEN CASUALLY SHOOT BULLSEYES OUT THE WINDOW.
>DRINK.
>GO BACK TO TARGET PRACTICE WHILST DRINKING AND LISTENING TO RADIO.
"WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING MORE EXCITING, SOON. NOT SURE WHAT."
Lichette just watches the match, slowly becoming less interested.
Tim and Xantalos both smash into the ground, broken boned and broken hearted.
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Post by: Cassandra on November 25, 2012, 01:36:02 am
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 01:37:48 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 25, 2012, 01:38:09 am
FALCON! PAAAAWWWNCH!!! Tim. Pawnch Tim.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 25, 2012, 02:11:52 am
ROUNDHOUSE KICK HOGAN THROUGH THE NEAREST SET OF 24 STONE WALLS.
Post by: Dirg on November 25, 2012, 05:37:26 am
Post by: Yoink on November 25, 2012, 07:19:43 am
>HAVE A BEER OR TWO FOR THE ROAD, THEN GRAB MIAUW, HOP ON WMD-BIKE AND GO FOR A CRUISE
>ENSURE EARTH IS SAFE
>ALSO TRY AND CALL SINATRA ON PHONE
Post by: miauw62 on November 25, 2012, 07:37:43 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 25, 2012, 07:42:27 am
I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
Post by: da_nang on November 25, 2012, 07:43:08 am
>HAVE FACTION MEMBERS PREPARE A NEARBY TOILET
>DRINK ALL THE FLOODING WATER. ALL OF IT.
Post by: tomio175 on November 25, 2012, 08:00:19 am
Post by: Vorthon on November 25, 2012, 09:34:50 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 25, 2012, 09:51:19 am
IT'S RIGHT THERE WITH A QUOTE OF MISKO'S POST FOR REFERENCE
WHY IS IT NOT PROCESSED
LICK LICHETTE IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE
Post by: misko27 on November 25, 2012, 11:57:55 am
> Declare self enemy of all superfluous factions, by which I mean most of them.
> Attack and Kill TCM And Cassandra. Strip them of their faction status, rendering them unaffliated. End their factions. If necessary, default to putting them in Isolationist.
> Get military to produce purified anti-manliness.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 26, 2012, 07:32:09 pm
BOOST WMD-BIKE'S POWER WITH BOOZE!(5) THE POWER INCREASES! IT'S NOW A WMD-BIKE THAT'S EXTRA LOUD, AND DESTROYS UNIVERSES IF USED WRONG.
>FIX ALL LEAKS INSIDE BASE(2, 5, 5) YOU START CREATING MORE LEAKS IN THE BASE, ASSUMING THAT IF THE ENTIRE BASE IS FILLED WITH WATER, THERE ARE NO LEAKS. IN THEIR DEVOTION TO YOU, THEY MAKE YOU A SOLID GOLD CRAPPER, WHICH YOU USE AFTER DRINKING ALL OF THE WATER IN THE BASE, THEN THE OCEAN.
>HAVE FACTION MEMBERS PREPARE A NEARBY TOILET
>DRINK ALL THE FLOODING WATER. ALL OF IT.
Respawn as black hole.(5) YOU RESPAWN AS A SUPER BLACK HOLE, WITH YOUR OWN GALAXY ORBITING YOU
SPINAL WHERE'S MY ACTION(6vs6+3) SHE GROWLS BACK, NOT WANTING TO GIVE UP DIRG. ALSO, SHE KILLS YOU.
IT'S RIGHT THERE WITH A QUOTE OF MISKO'S POST FOR REFERENCE
WHY IS IT NOT PROCESSED
LICK LICHETTE IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH ROMANCE
RANDOM DRIVE BY ON THE OTHER PLAYES GO(6v4) YOU AND YOUR GANGSTERS GUN DOWN MIAUW, WITH NO REMORSE. YOU LEAVE HIS BODY ON THE STREETS.
BOSSES
"OKAY GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK UP ON THINGS, MAKE SURE NO BADNESS IS GOING DOWN IN THE WORLD. I'M A HERO AND STUFF, REMEMBER? LATER, PANCHO."(2+2) YOU CRUISE THE STRIP, ONLY SWERVING A LITTLE AS YOU DRINK AND DRIVE. (6+2) GOD, IT'S SO SAFE IT'S BORINGS.
>HAVE A BEER OR TWO FOR THE ROAD, THEN GRAB MIAUW, HOP ON WMD-BIKE AND GO FOR A CRUISE
>ENSURE EARTH IS SAFE
>ALSO TRY AND CALL SINATRA ON PHONE
"Yes?"
"...You again?"GO TAKE OUT LEFT OVER PENT UP RAGE ON TCM AND HIS FACTION
MISKO NEEDS HELP! CHUCK NORRIS MODE ACTIVATE.(1+1vs6+1) AS YOU BULK UP, HOGAN MATCHES YOU, GRABBING YOUR KICK, AND HURLING YOU THROUGH THE 24 STONE WALLS. THEN 24 MORE. THEN 24 MORE. IT'S REALLY KIND OF MORBID.
ROUNDHOUSE KICK HOGAN THROUGH THE NEAREST SET OF 24 STONE WALLS.
Reform faction as Disciples of Love, and complete the ascension.(5) THEY BECOME THE DISCIPLES OF LOVE. (4) YOU ARE THE GODDESS OF LOVE!
Reform bones.(6) YOU REFORM BONES. THOSE OF TIM. (4vs4) IGNORING YOUR HORRIFIC INJURIES, AND RUNNING ON PURE MANLINESS, YOU GO FOR A FALCON PAWWNCH ON TIM. HOWEVER, LACKING BONES RENDERS YOUR ATTEMPT OF ASSAULT INEFFECTUAL.
FALCON! PAAAAWWWNCH!!! Tim. Pawnch Tim.
"Now wait a- oh. Oh, yes. That is a, wonderful idea, TCM. Perhaps it can be, refined though."(3+2 vs 6) TCMS GANGSTERS GUN YOU DOWN AS SOON AS YOU EVEN APPROACH THEIR LEADER...
> Declare self enemy of all superfluous factions, by which I mean most of them.
> Attack and Kill TCM And Cassandra. Strip them of their faction status, rendering them unaffliated. End their factions. If necessary, default to putting them in Isolationist.
> Get military to produce purified anti-manliness.
Lichette scrapes Dirgs body from the pavement, (2+3) HE'S STABILIZED... FOR NOW, THAT IS.
Tim (1) trips and falls. Again.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 10:35:24 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 26, 2012, 10:41:01 pm
Meanwhile cheer on Xantalos, to give Wrassling Morale boost.
"Hey, Mr. Freeman? I think we should move to demote Tim. This universe doesn't need an exterminator."
Post by: Xantalos on November 26, 2012, 10:43:46 pm
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.
If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y463g76MFRw&feature=g-user-u) If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLqMRoj2njI&feature=g-user-u)
Post by: misko27 on November 26, 2012, 10:45:40 pm
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.Actually, just aid this action. With MAFIOSA POWERS. And wipe out his faction/followers after his death. Exorcise him.
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
>Now, with that out of the way, tell Lichette to go into one of my Military Hospitals nearby, further confusing her and everyone as to my current alignment and frame of mind. Tell her is best Service in motherfucking Universe, and they'll patch up Dirg. And are also all neutrals, so they won't hurt her. Oath of Hippocrates and all that.
> Get anti-maliness.
"So, if you want Dirg checked out, The best thing is Teh military hospital. Get him fixed up in no time, likety split."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 27, 2012, 12:00:30 am
I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.Last turn or this one.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 27, 2012, 12:26:22 am
BOLD IT.I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.Last turn or this one.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
Post by: Dirg on November 27, 2012, 12:34:27 am
Post by: Yoink on November 27, 2012, 12:41:39 am
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
Post by: Corai on November 27, 2012, 12:49:21 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 27, 2012, 12:13:01 pm
"HA, YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! FOR WHAT YOU KILL IS BUT MY PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION ON THIS MORTAL PLANE!"
Post by: tomio175 on November 27, 2012, 01:08:00 pm
Post by: Vorthon on November 27, 2012, 03:29:50 pm
Send army against Xantalos. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.
WHY YOU SKIP MAH ACTION? :P
Post by: da_nang on November 27, 2012, 07:20:57 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 28, 2012, 07:39:11 pm
>HAVE MINIONS PREPARE BASE FOR RESUBMERSION BY FIXING THE LEAKS(2) THEY GET DRUNK AND RUB THE BASE A LITTLE, TRYING TO ALIGN ITS CHI AND MAKE IT STRONGER!
BOSS
Consult Morgan Freeman on a God to God basis.(3vs2+4) "That's not for me to decide." (3) YOU GIVE XANTALOS A +1.
Meanwhile cheer on Xantalos, to give Wrassling Morale boost.
"Hey, Mr. Freeman? I think we should move to demote Tim. This universe doesn't need an exterminator."
*looks at watch*(3vs2) THE SCENT OF YOUR PANCAKES COMBINE WITH HIS GROWING HUNGER, AND HE SITS DOWN FOR A DELICIOUS LUNCH.
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.
If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y463g76MFRw&feature=g-user-u) If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLqMRoj2njI&feature=g-user-u)
Guns? Fascinating.(1+2) +1 GIVEN. (2+4vs2+2) SHE SEES THE INCOMING TRAP FROM A MILE AWAY AND OPTS TO HEAL DIRG VIA MAGIC.
>Call in military. No waitm call in the SPACE MAFIA. BECAUSE FUCK THAT FAKE ASS GANGSTERS. Arm the mafia with my best weapons, tell them they are all absolved of any crimes they have committed, and get 10 get-out-of-jail-free cards, Plus, a entire 3 months with no arrests, if they kill TCM, his friends, his followers, his family, his everything. Break him.THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.Actually, just aid this action. With MAFIOSA POWERS. And wipe out his faction/followers after his death. Exorcise him.
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
>Now, with that out of the way, tell Lichette to go into one of my Military Hospitals nearby, further confusing her and everyone as to my current alignment and frame of mind. Tell her is best Service in motherfucking Universe, and they'll patch up Dirg. And are also all neutrals, so they won't hurt her. Oath of Hippocrates and all that.
> Get anti-maliness.
"So, if you want Dirg checked out, The best thing is Teh military hospital. Get him fixed up in no time, likety split."
Urgh. GET UP UNDETERRED, AND SMASH HOGAN'S FACE INTO THE GROUND! THEN, THROW HIM AT TIM.(2+1vs5+1) YOU TRY AND CRUSH THE FACE OF HOGAN, BUT HE SPINS ABOUT, GRABS YOUR HEAD, THEN LEAPS INTO THE AIR. HE CRUSHES YOUR HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SPIRALS MIDAIR, AND CRUSHES YOUR HEAD INTO ONE OF THE POLE.
"What the hell happened?" CAST CURA ON SELF AND HEAL UP.(4+2) YOU CAST CURA, AND HEAL YOURSELF. ALSO, YOU CAUSE YOURSELF TO GROW MANY, MANY EXTRA BITS OF FLESH. LESS HELPFUL THAN YOU'D THINK.
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.(5+1+2VS1)YOU WHIP OUT YOUR WEAPON AND PREPARE TO FIRE AT TCM, BUT HE TRIPS, FALLS AND IS RAN OVER BY A CAR. (5+3+1) YOU DRINK SOME MORE, DRINKING AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT, BUT NOT VOMITING. WEEEE ARE THE CHAMMPIONS MY FRIENDS...
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
BOSSES:
(4+2) Lichette heals up Dirg. (6vs1) Tim grips Xantalos, hurls him up into the air, leaps after him and delivers a stellar 3-punch-combo. Then, he grabs him again and prepares to hurtle from the sky and crush him.
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 28, 2012, 07:40:13 pm
>HAVE MINIONS PREPARE BASE FOR RESUBMERSION BY FIXING THE LEAKS(2) THEY GET DRUNK AND RUB THE BASE A LITTLE, TRYING TO ALIGN ITS CHI AND MAKE IT STRONGER!
BOSS
Consult Morgan Freeman on a God to God basis.(3vs2+4) "That's not for me to decide." (3) YOU GIVE XANTALOS A +1.
Meanwhile cheer on Xantalos, to give Wrassling Morale boost.
"Hey, Mr. Freeman? I think we should move to demote Tim. This universe doesn't need an exterminator."
*looks at watch*(3vs2) THE SCENT OF YOUR PANCAKES COMBINE WITH HIS GROWING HUNGER, AND HE SITS DOWN FOR A DELICIOUS LUNCH.
Huh. Time for breakfast.
Hey Tim! Let's temporarily stop fighting and have some breakfast. I'll make pancakes.
If he accepts, make pancakes and eat with Tim until next round. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y463g76MFRw&feature=g-user-u) If he refuses, make him some Tim Tacos. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLqMRoj2njI&feature=g-user-u)
Guns? Fascinating.(1+2) +1 GIVEN. (2+4vs2+2) SHE SEES THE INCOMING TRAP FROM A MILE AWAY AND OPTS TO HEAL DIRG VIA MAGIC.
>Call in military. No waitm call in the SPACE MAFIA. BECAUSE FUCK THAT FAKE ASS GANGSTERS. Arm the mafia with my best weapons, tell them they are all absolved of any crimes they have committed, and get 10 get-out-of-jail-free cards, Plus, a entire 3 months with no arrests, if they kill TCM, his friends, his followers, his family, his everything. Break him.THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.Actually, just aid this action. With MAFIOSA POWERS. And wipe out his faction/followers after his death. Exorcise him.
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
>Now, with that out of the way, tell Lichette to go into one of my Military Hospitals nearby, further confusing her and everyone as to my current alignment and frame of mind. Tell her is best Service in motherfucking Universe, and they'll patch up Dirg. And are also all neutrals, so they won't hurt her. Oath of Hippocrates and all that.
> Get anti-maliness.
"So, if you want Dirg checked out, The best thing is Teh military hospital. Get him fixed up in no time, likety split."
Urgh. GET UP UNDETERRED, AND SMASH HOGAN'S FACE INTO THE GROUND! THEN, THROW HIM AT TIM.(2+1vs5+1) YOU TRY AND CRUSH THE FACE OF HOGAN, BUT HE SPINS ABOUT, GRABS YOUR HEAD, THEN LEAPS INTO THE AIR. HE CRUSHES YOUR HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SPIRALS MIDAIR, AND CRUSHES YOUR HEAD INTO ONE OF THE POLE.
"What the hell happened?" CAST CURA ON SELF AND HEAL UP.(4+2) YOU CAST CURA, AND HEAL YOURSELF. ALSO, YOU CAUSE YOURSELF TO GROW MANY, MANY EXTRA BITS OF FLESH. LESS HELPFUL THAN YOU'D THINK.
THE BIKE SCREECHES TO A HALT.(5+1+2VS1)YOU WHIP OUT YOUR WEAPON AND PREPARE TO FIRE AT TCM, BUT HE TRIPS, FALLS AND IS RAN OVER BY A CAR. (5+3+1) YOU DRINK SOME MORE, DRINKING AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT, BUT NOT VOMITING. WEEEE ARE THE CHAMMPIONS MY FRIENDS...
"MIAUW! NOOO!"
>SHOUT WITH GRIEF AND ANGER!
>PULL MACHINE PISTOL OUT OF HAMMERSPACE!
>PURSUE TCM IN INSANE, OVER-THE-TOP CHASE SCENE THROUGH CROWDED CITY STREETS AND GUN HIM DOWN IN REVENGE!
...>ALSO DRINK WHILST DRIVING, OF COURSE. SWIG LIBERALLY FROM THE BOTTLE! AIM FOR 'LIQUORED UP' STATUS AGAIN!
OVER PHONE TO SINATRA: "OH HEY MAN, IT'S YOINK. LEMME CALL YOU BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A CHASE SCENE."
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(4+2) Lichette heals up Dirg. (6vs1) Tim grips Xantalos, hurls him up into the air, leaps after him and delivers a stellar 3-punch-combo. Then, he grabs him again and prepares to hurtle from the sky and crush him.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 28, 2012, 07:50:22 pm
I'M IN THE WRASSLING THING? COOL.Last turn or this one.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
In other words,
I'VE BEEN IN THE WRASSLING THING FOR TWO TURNS? IRRITATING.
SATURATION BOMBING. ON MISKO, XANTALOS, ETC.
Post by: Xantalos on November 28, 2012, 07:51:55 pm
"Ah, much better. Now then..."
Grab Tim and throw him to the ground, then use Palm Falling From The Heavens Technique (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMP58-DILA) again.
Post by: misko27 on November 28, 2012, 08:03:33 pm
> Locate Garden, Build tombstone/memorial for wife.
> Meditate, ASk Universe to fecking leave us alone. Entropy is a given. We aren't causing it. Well, we are, but it's only because it made us. It's in their own laws. Are we to abide by Order, and defy Physics itself?
>Nuke Other half of Yoinkinium.
>Turn Dirg into a Furby.
Post by: Vorthon on November 28, 2012, 09:37:02 pm
SEND AN ARMY AGAINST XANTALOS. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.
Post by: Corai on November 28, 2012, 10:22:10 pm
Goddammit you still haven't processed my action from last turn.
SEND AN ARMY AGAINST XANTALOS. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.
JOIN THE CRUSADE.
Post by: Cassandra on November 29, 2012, 12:17:12 am
Post by: Dirg on November 29, 2012, 01:09:51 am
Post by: Yoink on November 29, 2012, 04:27:40 am
>ENSURE TCM IS WELL-AND-TRULY DEAD BY KICKING HIM A FEW DOZEN TIMES.
>THEN SHOOT HIM A BIT.
>THEN BACK UP ON MY BIKE, OPEN THE THROTTLE AND RUN HIM OVER ONCE OR TWICE.
>THEN CALL SINATRA BACK, AND SAY:
"HEY, SO, I WAS WONDERING: SINCE I'M STILL A HERO AND STUFF LIKE YOURSELF, JUST WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING THE WORLD FROM AT THE MOMENT? THINGS SEEM PRETTY QUIET HERE ON EARTH."
>SIP WHISKEY FROM HIP-FLASK AND AWAIT ANSWER.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 29, 2012, 10:57:29 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 29, 2012, 12:38:33 pm
Post by: da_nang on November 29, 2012, 05:25:48 pm
>TELL MINIONS TO TRY AGAIN AND NOT DISAPPOINT ME
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 12:34:07 am
REFORM AS HUGE GOLEM OF 500% ALCOHOL.(1) YOU REFORM AS A 10 PROOF SISSY DRINK, THEN YOU'RE DRUNK BY A HOBO...
>TOSS A LIT LIGHTER AT MIAUW62(4) YOU TORCH A HOBO.
>TELL MINIONS TO TRY AGAIN AND NOT DISAPPOINT ME
BOSSES:
*finishes breakfast*(1v4)
"Ah, much better. Now then..."
Grab Tim and throw him to the ground, then use Palm Falling From The Heavens Technique (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOMP58-DILA) again.
YOU TRY AND SNATCH HIM, BUT HIS SKIN IS SLICK WITH MANLY, MANLY SWEAT, AND YOU CAN'T GET A GOOD GRIP ON HIM. HE CONTINUES SETTING UP THE TECHNIQUE. OH GOD. IT LOOKS LIKE ONE MORE ROLL WILL LET HIM FINISH YOU OFF.
"What trap? Rude."(6+1+2, 1+2) YOU MAKE A SPECTACULAR GARDEN IN THE MEMORY OF YOUR WIFE, THEN TALK TO THE UNIVERSE. IT DOESN'T RESPOND VOCALLY, BUT YOU FEEL THAT IT DOESN'T PARTICULARLY CARE ABOUT YOU.
> Locate Garden, Build tombstone/memorial for wife.
> Meditate, ASk Universe to fecking leave us alone. Entropy is a given. We aren't causing it. Well, we are, but it's only because it made us. It's in their own laws. Are we to abide by Order, and defy Physics itself?
>Nuke Other half of Yoinkinium.
>Turn Dirg into a Furby.
(5-1) THE CRUSADERS ALL SIT AROUND ON THE GROUND, READY TO STAB XANTALOS TO DEATH WHEN HE LANDS. THEN, HE APPEARS. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.(4+2+1vs5+2+1) HE LANDS, WIPING OUT 300 KNIGHTS WITH A MASSIVE SHOCKWAVE. HOWEVER, THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS STAND READY TO FINISH THE FIGHT.Goddammit you still haven't processed my action from last turn.
SEND AN ARMY AGAINST XANTALOS. THE OFFENSIVE ELEMENT MUST BE PURGED.
JOIN THE CRUSADE.
Help Misko make the tombstone, and use divine abilities to let him and his wife talk. I am the goddess of love, after all.(4,1) YOU HELP HIM WITH THE TOMBSTONE, BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM TO NEED IT. THEN, YOU SEND HIM A VASTLY CORRUPTED VERSION OF A MESSAGE FROM HIS WIFE, IMPLYING THAT SHE'S BEEN UNFAITHFUL WHILE DEAD.
"Other half on New Yoinkinium is where my house and furbies are!" CAST METEOR SWARM ON MISKO'S NUKE BEFORE IT REACHES DESTINATION.(6+1) FILLED WITH FURY TO DEFEND YOUR FURBIES, YOU HARNESS THE MAGIC WITHIN YOU, AND DESTROY MISKOS NUKES, WHICH WERE DELAYED A TURN BECAUSE 2 ACTIONS PER TURN.
"UH. THAT WAS ANTICLIMATIC."(1+2,6+2) YUP. YOU THINK HE'S DEAD. HE LOOKS PRETTY DEAD, AT LEAST.
>ENSURE TCM IS WELL-AND-TRULY DEAD BY KICKING HIM A FEW DOZEN TIMES.
>THEN SHOOT HIM A BIT.
>THEN BACK UP ON MY BIKE, OPEN THE THROTTLE AND RUN HIM OVER ONCE OR TWICE.
>THEN CALL SINATRA BACK, AND SAY:
"HEY, SO, I WAS WONDERING: SINCE I'M STILL A HERO AND STUFF LIKE YOURSELF, JUST WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING THE WORLD FROM AT THE MOMENT? THINGS SEEM PRETTY QUIET HERE ON EARTH."
>SIP WHISKEY FROM HIP-FLASK AND AWAIT ANSWER.
"Heh. Just because the threat isn't on Earth doesn't mean it isn't to Earth."
I'M LIKE...VAGINEER OR SOMETHING. MAH HEAD IS BACK. ANYWAY, REGROW HEAD, AND SWALLOW HOGAN, LIMB BY LIMB. THEN, GO HELP MISKO IN HIS PURSUITS INTO WHATEVERNESS.(1+1 vs 5+1) YOU TRY TO ASSAULT HOGAN WITH YOUR MOUTH, BUT HIS EXPIRIENCE IN THE RING LETS HIM SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A PITIFUL TWIG BEHIND A RATHER UNUSUAL MOUTH.
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Post by: Vorthon on November 30, 2012, 12:35:39 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 30, 2012, 12:36:36 am
REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION. OF KILLING HOGAN AND HELPING MISKO.
Post by: Corai on November 30, 2012, 12:37:14 am
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!
Post by: misko27 on November 30, 2012, 12:41:17 am
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
Post by: Cassandra on November 30, 2012, 12:42:31 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 12:46:13 am
FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!
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(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)
BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.
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"THAT'S WHY."
Post by: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 12:52:17 am
Post by: tomio175 on November 30, 2012, 01:54:35 am
Post by: Dirg on November 30, 2012, 02:02:33 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 30, 2012, 07:37:13 am
Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 30, 2012, 08:41:40 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 30, 2012, 11:20:42 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 11:47:35 am
Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.Because I edited it into the turn the second time I missed it.
Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 10:17:25 pm
Sit down.(3) YOU SIT DOWN. THE CHAIR IS LESS COMFY THAN YOU WOULD HAVE PREFERRED.
Start absorbing universes to gain permanent bonusses.(5) YOU RECEIVE A PERNAMENT BONUS TO BEING GOOD IN BED BY DEVOURING THE PLANE OF LUST. AWWRIGHT!
BURST OUT OF HOBO'S CHEST AS A BOOZOMORPH.(3) YOU BURST FROM HIS CHEST, BUT AREN'T ALL THAT IMPRESSED BY YOUR NEW FORM. TURNS OUT, BOOZOMORPH IS JUST A BABY WHOSE MOTHER DRANK TOO MUCH.
BOSSES:
(3v3) YOUR KNEE IS BUT THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE TO TIMS SPINES UNBREAKABLE OBJECT. IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL.FOR THE WOMANLY MEN EVERYWHERE! ATTACK XANTALOS AND AID QUOTED ACTION!QuoteWOMANLY MEN EVERYWHEREQuoteWOMANLY MEN
(Why attack me based on people that I don't particuarly care about nor wish to kill?)
BREAK TIM'S SPINE OVER MY KNEE, THEN CRUSH HIS MANLY, THOUGH SOMEWHAT LESS THAN MINE, HEAD IN MY MANFIST.
Why was my action ignored AGAIN? That's three times in a row now.(2+2-3) YOU DETONATE THE BOMBS EARLY, DESTROYING YOUR OWN LIFE. OOPS.
Attack Xantalos to aid Tim. To make sure I hit, bombard the surrounding area.
Donate a (deactivated) turret to misko27, to make sure his garden for his wife is never disturbed by thieves.
MAKE DELICIOUS DINNER FOR LICHETTE. I'M THINKING A GREENBEAN CASSEROLE BAKED ON TOP OF PORK CHOPS, AND SOME OF THE EXCESS JUICES AFTER IT'S DONE USED TO MAKE GRAVY FOR THE MASHED POTATOES. ALSO MAKE SOME MASH POTATOES WITH THE MEAL IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS.(6+2) YOU CREATE AN ABSOLUTELY STUNNING MEAL, A VERITABLE ROYAL FEAST, WITH MANY, MANY COURSES. LICHETTE FOLLOWS YOU, SITTING DOWN AT THE MEAL. WHILE ORIGINALLY, SHE'S PEEVED AT HOW YOU INTRUDED ONTO HER TIME, AS SHE EATS, SHE STARTS TO SMILE, SLOWLY SMILING BEFORE GAWKING IN AMAZEMENT.
"Dirg... This is delicious!"
> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.(6+2) The universe gives itself an avatar, a tall man in a plague doctors mask.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
"Entropy? Where did that come from?"
(3+2vs2) HE BECOMES ONE HALF WOMAN. ONE BOOB, HALF A SHLONG, THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!(1+2+1-3+1) THE ARMY CONTINUES PREPARING TO TAKE DOWN XANTALOS WHEN HE LANDS, SO THEY DECIDE TO THROW IN SOME SPARRING. IT'S SURPRISINGLY LETHAL, AT LEAST FOR SPARRING, KILLING A GOOD DEAL OF THE PARTICIPANTS.
((Seriously? ALL 5s for Hogan, and only 1s and 2s for me?! FUUUUUUUUUUU))(1+1,2+1) "THAT DIDN'T HURT."
REPEAT PREVIOUS ACTION. OF KILLING HOGAN AND HELPING MISKO.
IGNORING THE SEARING PAIN, YOU STAND RIGHT BACK UP, AND ARE TRIPPED BY HOGAN, SENDING YOU SPRAWLING ONTO THE PAVEMENT.
Lichette:
(1+3) LICHETTE ONLY VOMITS A LITTLE FROM OVEREATING!
Tim:
(4v6)TIM TRIES TO SPIN AROUND AND SMACK XANTALOS,
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@GWG Whoops. Thought I had modified one of the two turns back there. Must of previewed instead of posted on accident.
Post by: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 10:25:22 pm
I ARE MUCH BETTER BREAKDANCER THAN TIM
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 30, 2012, 10:26:37 pm
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT. PUNCH KICK, KILL HOGAN.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 30, 2012, 10:28:25 pm
READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE
Post by: Cassandra on November 30, 2012, 10:30:59 pm
PULL OUT HARDBOUND COPY OF "TWILIGHT: NOW WITH 200% MORE SPARKLES"
READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE
FUCKING KILL THIS MAN! AND CASTRATE HIM WITH THE DAMN SUN!
The Goddess of Love sayeth that Twilight shall not profane the ears of those assembled here.
Post by: misko27 on November 30, 2012, 10:37:14 pm
> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.ACTION. IT WAS MISSED. MISKO IS SAD.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 10:42:06 pm
(([redacted]. Fixing it.))> Continue speaking to Universe. Ask if adding Tim is delaying the inevitable crawl of entropy. Ask if it is even possible that perhaps, Tim is hurting the cause, fighting Xantalos. Ask what effect Entropy has on it, that would make it fight with such a vigor against it. Ask if it thinks there could be a better way.ACTION. IT WAS MISSED. MISKO IS SAD.
> Turn Corai into half pure womanliness.
Post by: Corai on November 30, 2012, 10:51:18 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 30, 2012, 10:53:55 pm
>Well that is nice. First ask who I have the pleasure of addressing. Chaos, it comes from everything. Existing. The fact is, I could perfectly order a system, and it only takes one person to make it collapse like a stack of cards. So much energy to fight chaos, so much chaos made in the name of destroying it, and so very little to destroy it all. Us causing Chaos? No. It is the Fundamental nature.
Ask, if it doesn't want Entropy, or Chaos or whatever, how is stopping/killing us going to stop it?
>MAke the Rest of Corai Pure Woman. Make Him Xantalos's Counter-part.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 30, 2012, 11:39:36 pm
Rebuild ship. Again.
Post by: Dirg on December 01, 2012, 01:15:40 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 01, 2012, 06:55:29 am
Post by: Vorthon on December 01, 2012, 11:06:18 am
Post by: da_nang on December 01, 2012, 07:39:23 pm
>GAIN FACTION BONUS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 12:00:05 am
>ENROLL MORE FACTION MEMBERS(2) YOU ENROLL YOUR IMAGINERY FRIENDS AND THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN ON YOUR FAVORITE PENNY.
>GAIN FACTION BONUS
BOSSES
BEGIN AWESOME MIDAIR BREAKDANCE FIGHT(3vs3) YOUR BREAKDANCING SKILLS, THOSE OF THE USUAL PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER, ARE EQUAL. THEY'RE ALSO QUITE LOW.
I ARE MUCH BETTER BREAKDANCER THAN TIM
((... ???. Okay, NOW I think you're doing it on purpose.))(2+2vs1+2) YOU FINALLY GET IN A HIT, BUT THE SMASHING UPPERCUT INTO HIS HAIR IS BLOCKED BY HIS CHIN.
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT. PUNCH KICK, KILL HOGAN.
(4vs3) CASSANDRA'S SUN THROWING SHENANIGANS WERE NOT SUFFICIENT TO SUPRESS LORD SLOWPOKES DESIRE FOR BASIC RIGHTS.PULL OUT HARDBOUND COPY OF "TWILIGHT: NOW WITH 200% MORE SPARKLES"
READ ALOUD TO ALL BEINGS IN UNIVERSE
FUCKING KILL THIS MAN! AND CASTRATE HIM WITH THE DAMN SUN!
The Goddess of Love sayeth that Twilight shall not profane the ears of those assembled here.
((If either of you want a roll for a bonus, I can supply one.))
ASSIST TIM.(6-4) YOU FLAIL MEANINGLESSLY AGAINST THE HONOR SHIELD IN A MEANINGLESS ATTEMPT TO ATTACK XANTALOS.
Does Corai have, oh god nevermind. I'm sure it won't make it look very different, since he's already so feminine. I wonder how he'll pee though...(5+3) "I am the universe. I am unstoppable. I am fate incarnate. Chaos originates from change, not existence. Entropy is the lack of change whatsoever. Chaos is tearing the universe apart."
>Well that is nice. First ask who I have the pleasure of addressing. Chaos, it comes from everything. Existing. The fact is, I could perfectly order a system, and it only takes one person to make it collapse like a stack of cards. So much energy to fight chaos, so much chaos made in the name of destroying it, and so very little to destroy it all. Us causing Chaos? No. It is the Fundamental nature.
Ask, if it doesn't want Entropy, or Chaos or whatever, how is stopping/killing us going to stop it?
>MAke the Rest of Corai Pure Woman. Make Him Xantalos's Counter-part.
(6+3vs2) CORAI BECOMES PURE WOMAN. RATHER CURVY, UNSUPRISINGLY.
Did misko get my gift?(1+2) YOU MAKE A GHETTO ASS-SHIP. YOU LIKELY GOT FUNDING FROM THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS. (1+2) YOUR TURRET IS A RELIC, OF THE TIME OF WHEATLEY LABS.
Rebuild ship. Again.
MAKE SURE LICHETTE IS OK. THEN, I DUNNO, TEACH SOME FURBIES SOME TRICKS. NO NOT THOSE KINDS OF TRICKS, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.(1+2) OH GOD! SHE'S STANDING UP! SHE'S WALKING BACK UPSTAIRS, A SKIP IN HER STEP! SHE'S NOT DOING WELL! (1+2) YOU TEACH THE FURBIES SOME TRICKS, WHICH THEY IMMEDIATLY CORRUPT AND USE THEM AS THE OTHER KIND OF TRICKS.
GIVE ARMY JETPACKS THAT DON'T NEED FUEL. HAVE THEM FLY UP TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF XANTALOS. THEN PUT HIM IN A DRESS.(2-3+2) HALF OF YOUR CRUSADERS START TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BELIEF, AND THEY DESTROY EACH OTHER IN RELIGIOUS WAR.
NPCs:
(3+3) Lichette lies down on her and Dirg's bed, turns on the TV, and starts to watch the match on Pay-per-View.
Tim, unlike Xantalos, doesn't waste time during a fight trying to start a wrestling match. (2v2) Instead, he throws an equally ineffective punch.
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Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 12:06:34 am
>My POINT, is that Chaos is easy to create. You so Damn omnipotent? Really? Well guess what, if you kill us, you may staunch the tide for a while, but it will come again. It takes little energy to cause chaos, and all of your omnipotence to stop it/us. Tell me, do you think this is going to work out well? Let me let you in on something, I don't like Chaos either. It is bad for stable empires. Really bad. I aren't exactly a democracy either, so stability is even more important for legitamacy. But what can one do?
>Corai is funny. MORE RULE 63! Turn Dirg into a woman.
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 12:07:36 am
Hey baby, you think i'm funny? I can show you... Funny...
-Edit-
I am Xantalo's counterpart. Thus I should be competent and able to DO things correctly. Requesting a roll for bonus.
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 12:08:42 am
Also, stay female. There are not enough otherwise.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 12:10:58 am
GOT YER NOSE!
USE GRIP ON NOSE TO THROW HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT, THEN CURBSTOMP HIM FROM 50 MILES UP
((Hey Misko. You should consider summoning this guy. (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/179/295/57232%20-%20Discord%20Hubble%20official_content%20season_2.png?1317170117)))
Post by: Dirg on December 02, 2012, 12:33:49 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 01:00:22 am
Join Wrasslin' Honor Field.
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:12:08 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 01:15:48 am
'Tis a strange time where the goddess of love who is a snakegirl knows more about wrassling than a mechamagicspaceshipdragon.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 01:41:28 am
But fine. I'll use missiles, then.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 01:42:31 am
NOT AN ACTION
Post by: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 02:15:08 am
>FINISH MY CURRENT DRINK WHILST CHATTING TO SINATRA OVER PHONE.
>GRAB A JUG OF TEQUILA FROM PANCHO FOR THE ROAD.
>JUMP ON BIKE AND SPEED ALONG THE HIGHWAYS OF EARTH, KEEP AN EYE AND EAR OUT FOR BADNESS WHILST TALKING.
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>IF MOON HAPPENS TO FLY AT EARTH, GO UP THERE ON BIKE, PERFORM ANTI-GRAVITY WHEELIE AND DEFLECT IT. THEN RETURN TO WHAT I WAS DOING, WANDERING THE HIGHWAYS ON A SORTA PATROL.
Post by: tomio175 on December 02, 2012, 04:42:50 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 02, 2012, 05:44:24 am
MUTATE INTO A REALLY BADASS BOOZE-BASED XENOMPORH.
Post by: da_nang on December 02, 2012, 10:15:40 am
>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
Post by: Vorthon on December 02, 2012, 12:18:52 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2012, 01:26:14 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 08:36:27 pm
As black hole, absorb Xantalos. Then throw the moon at the earth.(5-3) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU JUST HAVE TO GET OVER THERE. MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
BOSSES:
lol.He shrugs.
>My POINT, is that Chaos is easy to create. You so Damn omnipotent? Really? Well guess what, if you kill us, you may staunch the tide for a while, but it will come again. It takes little energy to cause chaos, and all of your omnipotence to stop it/us. Tell me, do you think this is going to work out well? Let me let you in on something, I don't like Chaos either. It is bad for stable empires. Really bad. I aren't exactly a democracy either, so stability is even more important for legitamacy. But what can one do?
>Corai is funny. MORE RULE 63! Turn Dirg into a woman.
"Guess we'll have to drain the energy of everything then."
(6+2vs6+2) DIRGS MANLINESS SHIELDS HIM!
HIT ON MISKO. BECOME CLINGY STALKER GIRLFRIEND TYPE.(3+1) YOU MAKE A SMALL SHRINE TO HIM IN THE CORNER OF YOUR HOUSE.
Hey baby, you think i'm funny? I can show you... Funny...
-Edit-
I am Xantalo's counterpart. Thus I should be competent and able to DO things correctly. Requesting a roll for bonus.
Apply for faction bonus.(4) +2 GIVEN. (4) YUP. YOU SURE DO REMAIN FEMALE.
Also, stay female. There are not enough otherwise.
GRAB TIM BY THE NOSE.(5vs6) HE DODGES YOUR BLIND GRASP, POWER SLIDING BENEATH YOUR LEGS AND PULLING THEM FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.
GOT YER NOSE!
USE GRIP ON NOSE TO THROW HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT, THEN CURBSTOMP HIM FROM 50 MILES UP
((Hey Misko. You should consider summoning this guy. (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/179/295/57232%20-%20Discord%20Hubble%20official_content%20season_2.png?1317170117)))
OH GOD FURBIES, NOOO! GET SQUIRT BOTTLE AND USE ON FURBIES FOR BEING SO DEPRAVED IN PUBLIC. AFTER THAT, GO INTO ROOM WITH LICHETTE AND LAY IN BED WITH HER KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR ANY OTHER CAUSE FOR CONCERNS.(3) YOU SQIURT THEM WITH WATER, AND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S BAD. BUT THEY LIKE BEING BAD...
It's the thought that counts, right? Besides, fewer accidental deaths!(3) YOU JOIN IT, BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY CHOOSE THE GREEK VERSION. WHOOPS.
Join Wrasslin' Honor Field.
"SO... YOU'RE SAYIN' I SHOULD GO BACK TO SAVING THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE, TOO? BUT I TRIED THAT! IT DIDN'T WORK! ...SURE, UH, MAYBE MY AIM WAS A BIT IMPAIRED, BUT STILL...""Why do we fall, mister yoink? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up... Now, can you leave me alone?"
>FINISH MY CURRENT DRINK WHILST CHATTING TO SINATRA OVER PHONE.
>GRAB A JUG OF TEQUILA FROM PANCHO FOR THE ROAD.
>JUMP ON BIKE AND SPEED ALONG THE HIGHWAYS OF EARTH, KEEP AN EYE AND EAR OUT FOR BADNESS WHILST TALKING.
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>IF MOON HAPPENS TO FLY AT EARTH, GO UP THERE ON BIKE, PERFORM ANTI-GRAVITY WHEELIE AND DEFLECT IT. THEN RETURN TO WHAT I WAS DOING, WANDERING THE HIGHWAYS ON A SORTA PATROL.
CREATE AN ARMY OF FLYING CATPEOPLE. NOT CRUSADERS.(1+2) YOU CREATE A SQUAD OF HOVERING KITTENFOLK.
AGAIN! KICK HIM!(5+1vs1+1) YOU KICK HOGAN IN THE CHEST, SENDING HIM FLYING BACKWARDS INTO A WALL. AS HE PULLS HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE WALL, YOU CAN SEE AN EXPRESSION OF ENDLESS RAGE AND FOCUS PAINTED ON HIS FACE.
NPCS:
(3+3) Lichette lazily watches Dirg out of the corner of her eye. She stops, adopts a thoughtful expression, before shaking her head.
(4vs4) Tim falis to follow up, as Xantalos just ducks out of the way.
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2012, 08:39:10 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 08:40:44 pm
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 08:40:56 pm
STALK MISKO. AID HIS ACTIONS. WHILE HUGGING HIM.
THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
DAWW AT THE PONIES.
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 08:44:05 pm
>Curses! Well then. On to Vorthon. Make him into cat girl.
> Attempt to turn Dirg into a Furby! A female one of course.
MUAUAHAHHA! ALL WILL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF RULE 63!
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 09:36:15 pm
Send anonymous, romantic letter to Lichette.
Construct shiny temple.
Post by: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 09:46:19 pm
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>THEN GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR/GUN STORE AND LOAD UP ON BOOZE AND GUNS.
>THEN... ACCELERATE INTO SPACE! LOOK FOR BADNESS GOING DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 09:58:41 pm
USE WRASSLIN'-ALLOWED WEAPONRY ON XANTALOS. COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 10:48:50 pm
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS
Post by: Dirg on December 02, 2012, 11:17:05 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 03, 2012, 08:35:39 am
TRAIN WRESTLING
Post by: da_nang on December 03, 2012, 10:06:26 am
>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
Post by: miauw62 on December 03, 2012, 12:50:46 pm
MUTATE INTO A HUGE BOOZE-BASED MONSTER!
Post by: Vorthon on December 03, 2012, 03:18:45 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 04, 2012, 07:14:47 pm
Yup. No more boss section. Now that there's more bosses than normal players, there's no point.
THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!(1+1vs4+1) YOU THROW PONIES AT HIM AND HE RIPS THEM TO PIECES LIKE I TEAR AOART CHILDRENS DREAMS.
(3) YOU GLUE YOURSELF ONTO HIM AT THE ARMS. NOT QUITE HELPFUL. (4) AWW. THEY BLEED GLITTER!
STALK MISKO. AID HIS ACTIONS. WHILE HUGGING HIM.THROW VARIOUS PONIES AT HIM! KILL HIM WITH THE FUCKING CUTE!
DAWW AT THE PONIES.
I approve.(3+2vs4+3) SHE SMILES, BUT LEAVES IT BEHIND. (2+2) YUP. THAT TEMPLE SURE IS SHINY.
Send anonymous, romantic letter to Lichette.
Construct shiny temple.
"Not what I meant. .""Without change, more chaos cannot come to be."
>Curses! Well then. On to Vorthon. Make him into cat girl.
> Attempt to turn Dirg into a Furby! A female one of course.
MUAUAHAHHA! ALL WILL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF RULE 63!
(1+2vs3+2) NOPE, AND (1+2vs4+2) NOPE!
"UH, SURE. OKAY. THANKS."(4+2) YOU KILL SOME RANDOM BAD GUY! (1+2) YOU TAKE A .22. LET'S KILL SOME MONSTERS! (5+2) YOU DASH THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, DIRECTLY INTO THE WRASSLIN' ARENA! HOW CONVENIENT.
>HANG UPTHROW PHONE AT HIGH VELOCITY AT THE SPINE OF A NEARBY MUGGER OR RAPIST.
>THEN GO BACK TO PANCHO'S BAR/GUN STORE AND LOAD UP ON BOOZE AND GUNS.
>THEN... ACCELERATE INTO SPACE! LOOK FOR BADNESS GOING DOWN ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!
WHAT, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY?I EITHER HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATRED FOR BOTH ROBOTS AND DRAGONS, OR THAT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
USE WRASSLIN'-ALLOWED WEAPONRY ON XANTALOS. COLLATERAL DAMAGE ACCEPTABLE.
(6) YOU GENERATE ROBOT FISTS TO FIGHT WITH! BUT... FROM THE SKY, HE FALLS. LIKE A ROCK, FITTINGLY. IT'S NONE OTHER THAN THE ROCK, AND HE'S AFTER YOU!
POKE TIM IN EYES(2vs3) YOU REACH FOR HIS FACE, BUT THE 'GOT YOUR NOSE' TRICK IS OLD TO HIM, AND HE EVADES IT HANDILY.
SHOVE FIST DOWN HIS THROAT
RIP OUT INTERNAL ORGANS
HANG HEAD IN SHAME FOR FURBIES. JOIN LICHETTE ON THE BED AND WATCH TV WITH HER.(4+2) THEY FEEL SHAMED (5+2, 3+3) YOU SIT NEXT TO LICHETTE, AND SHE GETS CLOSE TO YOU. VERY. VERY. CLOSE.
ROLL FOR THAT FACTION BONUS(5) DAT +3. (1+3) DAT ROCKY STYLE TRAINING SEQUENCE.
TRAIN WRESTLING
"Let's try this again. With - something attributable to the void. Yes."(1) YOU BEGINS SUCKING UP THE CITIES OF BACTERIA IN YOUR COLON. AND ON YOUR SKIN. THAT'S PAINFUL.
>OPEN UP CITY-SIZED VOID VORTICES OVER ALL CITIES
>SUCK 'EM UP
((STOP IGNORING ME.))MAKING YOUR POST AS BIG AS POSSIBLE DOESN'T HELP. I SEE IT AS STRAIGHT HTML.
MUTATE INTO A HUGE BOOZE-BASED MONSTER!
(2) YOU MUTATE INTO A BOOZE BEAST AND ARE ONCE MORE DRUNK BY A HOBO...
UPGRADE HOVERING KITTENFOLK SQUAD TO FLYING CATPEOPLE ARMY.(5+2) THEY DIGIVOLVE, OR SOMETHING.
NPCS:
(1) Lichette leaps onto Dirg, unable to further resist his innate masculinity and musk.
"*#$*@(#$*%(*$%(#@*$)@*#$(@#*%^)#@($!$ me!"
(6vs6) Tim leaps into the sky, the masculinity given to him allowing him to course into the sky. He drops towards Xantalos, who leaps to the side. When Tim hits the ground, it blows a massive crater into the earth.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2012, 07:23:32 pm
Clone Mick Foley. Give him various genetic, cybernetic, and magical enhancements, and imprint him on me. Let him out after choosing a nice name for him.
Use metal fists on the Rock until cloned Foley is done.
((My birthday is on Halloween, in case this lasts another year.))
Post by: misko27 on December 04, 2012, 07:28:06 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 04, 2012, 07:29:46 pm
WHAT ABOUT MY ACTION!?!I dropped it.
Post by: misko27 on December 04, 2012, 07:39:40 pm
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
> Summon A False Prophet NPC. Jebus. Jebus, Messiah of those to be saved in the coming apocalypse.
"But then all matter would decay, decay slowly, into nothing, nothing but infintesimal sub-atomic particles."
Post by: Vorthon on December 04, 2012, 07:51:48 pm
Post by: Corai on December 04, 2012, 09:01:12 pm
MAKE HIM DINNER CONSISTING OF VEGGIES, LOVE AND RED MEAT.
DON'T RUSH IT.
Post by: Dirg on December 04, 2012, 09:14:24 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2012, 11:29:21 pm
MAKE HIM DINNER.Yo might want to clarify this...actually, don't.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 04, 2012, 11:41:10 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 05, 2012, 12:25:55 am
>HOP OFF MY BIKE, REMOVE KEY, TAG HOGAN AND ENTER THE RING.
>GRAB GREENSTAR BY THE THROAT, PUNCH HIM TWICE IN THE GUT, ONCE IN THE NOSE, THEN KICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND BRING MY KNEE UP INTO HIS JAW. DROPKICK ANY OF HIS PONY ALLIES OUT OF THE RING.
>SLAP CORAI IN THE FACE IF IT ATTACKS ME.
Post by: Corai on December 05, 2012, 12:28:14 am
MORE PONIES! ENLIST CORAI'S HELP WITH THE D'AWW REBELLION!
AID THIS REBELLION. GRAB YOINK AND THROW HIM ONTO THE GROUND AND DO A RANDOM WRESTLING MOVE.
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Do it like a lady though.[/i]
Post by: Yoink on December 05, 2012, 12:30:55 am
YOU NEED TO TAG GREENSTAR FIRST. OR GO FIGHT HOGAN OUTSIDE OF RING. OR THROW FOLDING CHAIRS AT ME.
...I THINK. BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WAS ANGRY LITTLE 10-YEAR-OLD DWEEB WHO WATCHED PRO WRESTLING.
Post by: Xantalos on December 05, 2012, 12:51:32 am
SWAN DIVE THAT INVOLVES CRUSHING TIM'S FACE WITH MY FIST.
Post by: Cassandra on December 05, 2012, 01:34:34 am
Send anonymous romantic letter #2 to Lichette. When Dirg is not looking, of course.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 05, 2012, 07:58:09 am
Damn...
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
COUNTER.
TURN MISKO INTO A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FEMALE USING A LEVEL 3 EROTICISM SPELL
ENSURE WIZARD HAT AND ROBE ARE ON DURING THIS OPERATION
Post by: Xantalos on December 05, 2012, 08:00:35 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 05, 2012, 12:28:26 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 12:56:59 pm
>GRAB GREENSTAR BY THE THROAT, PUNCH HIM TWICE IN THE GUT, ONCE IN THE NOSE, THEN KICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND BRING MY KNEE UP INTO HIS JAW. DROPKICK ANY OF HIS PONY ALLIES OUT OF THE RING.
((This is the first time someone's directly attacked me in a while. And THE PONIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 05, 2012, 10:50:19 pm
Wikipedia Powers...Activate!(5+2) THE WRESTLER SPAWNS! (1) URIST MCFURNACE OPERATOR IS HIS NAME! (2+2vs3+2) YOU SWING YOUR FIST AT THE ROCK, BUT FITTING TO HIS NAME, HE TAKES THE BLOW LIKE A ROCK.
Clone Mick Foley. Give him various genetic, cybernetic, and magical enhancements, and imprint him on me. Let him out after choosing a nice name for him.
Use metal fists on the Rock until cloned Foley is done.
((My birthday is on Halloween, in case this lasts another year.))
Damn...(6+2) A FALSE PROPHET RISES FROM YOUR EMPIRE, THE SPAWN OF DECADENCE. HE BEGINS SPREADING THE WORD OF A FALSE GOD, A FALSE WORD.
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
> Summon A False Prophet NPC. Jebus. Jebus, Messiah of those to be saved in the coming apocalypse.
"But then all matter would decay, decay slowly, into nothing, nothing but infintesimal sub-atomic particles."
"And?"
ATTACK XANTALOS WITH MY ARMY.(6-3+2vs4+1) YOUR ARMIES ARE JETTISONED BACKWARDS BY THE MANLINESS ALONE!
PICK MISKO UP AND CARRY HIM TO BED.(6+1) YOU GRAB MISKO AND CARRY HIM TO THE GRAND BEDROOM OF THE PALACE YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU HAD A FEW MOMENTS LATER. YOU LAY HIM ON A VELVET BED, AND PRESENT HIM WITH A FEAST WORTHY OF VERSAILLES. NOW THEN, YOU MUST JUST WAIT FOR HIM...
MAKE HIM DINNER CONSISTING OF VEGGIES, LOVE AND RED MEAT.
DON'T RUSH IT.
PUT MUSIC ON TO FURTHER HELP THE MOOD THEN GIVE THE WOMAN(LICHETTE) WHAT SHE WANTS!(2+2) DESPITE THE MANLINESS, YOU ARE MEDIOCRE IN BED... THAT MUST HURT THE EGO.
MORE PONIES! ENLIST CORAI'S HELP WITH THE D'AWW REBELLION!(6+1) YOU CONTINUE DEPOPULATING EQUESTRIA!
"HUH. I SEE VIOLENCE... I SEE CHAOS... I SEE BADNESS. TIME TO SAVE THE DAY!"(3+2-1) YOU RIDE INTO THE RING. WAIT. THAT'S NOT WHERE HOGAN IS. NEVER MIND. (4+2vs4+1) YOU FIND HOGAN AND GREENSTAR, THEN INTIATE A FULL BEATDOWN. HE DOESN'T REACT. LIKELY [REDACTED] HIS PONY FRIENDS. (2+2) YUP. YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THAT. YOU START DROP KICKING THEM OUT OF THE ARENA, SENDING THEM INTO THE ETERNAL VOID OF SPACE.
>HOP OFF MY BIKE, REMOVE KEY, TAG HOGAN AND ENTER THE RING.
>GRAB GREENSTAR BY THE THROAT, PUNCH HIM TWICE IN THE GUT, ONCE IN THE NOSE, THEN KICK HIS LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND BRING MY KNEE UP INTO HIS JAW. DROPKICK ANY OF HIS PONY ALLIES OUT OF THE RING.
>SLAP CORAI IN THE FACE IF IT ATTACKS ME.
USE CRATER AS JUMPING POINT FOR SWAN DIVE!(1vs4) YOU TRIP AND FALL INTO THE CRATER, AND TIM CATCHES YOU BY THE HEAD. GRIPPING YOUR HEAD TIGHTLY, HE SPINS YOU AROUND, POPPING MOST OF YOUR JOINTS PROMPTLY BEFORE BREAKING THEM.
SWAN DIVE THAT INVOLVES CRUSHING TIM'S FACE WITH MY FIST.
Smile, and start gathering converts for a sermon.(3+2) YOU HEAD THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, GATHERING YOUR FOLLOWERS FOR A SERMON. (3+2vs3+3) ONCE SHE AND DIRG ARE... DONE. SHE READS THE LETTER, THEN WADS IT UP AND TRASHES IT.
Send anonymous romantic letter #2 to Lichette. When Dirg is not looking, of course.
(3+3vs2+2) YOU BEGIN WEAVING A SPELL AROUND MISKO, ONE INTENDED TO CHANGE HIS APPEARENCE FROM AN ELDRITCH EMPORER TO A DELIGHTFULLY PRETTY FEMALE. HE BECOMES MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE.Damn...
Hmm...
>Not stopping me. Lord Slowpoke!
COUNTER.
TURN MISKO INTO A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FEMALE USING A LEVEL 3 EROTICISM SPELL
ENSURE WIZARD HAT AND ROBE ARE ON DURING THIS OPERATION
AID YOINKS ACTION.(1) YOU SCREW EVERYTHING UP...
NPCS:
LICHETTE:
"Dirg... You were absolutely wonderful."
She gets a letter.
TIM:
(3vs2) He continues his wrestling techniques, spinning Xantalos into a crushing groin-lock.
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Post by: Vorthon on December 05, 2012, 10:53:35 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2012, 11:11:08 pm
Let Urist McFurnaceOperator into the Wrasslin' Honor field.
Request Urist McFurnaceOperator fight the Rock if the former action is successful.
Work on turning picks into WH-allowed weapons.
Try to increase my bonus.
Post by: Corai on December 05, 2012, 11:12:38 pm
"Do you need anything sweetie? Food, hugs, somebody to die a horrible death?"
Post by: Cassandra on December 05, 2012, 11:16:26 pm
"You don't have to lie to him, you know... You still have other possibilities, that he would never know... Someone who may actually help with what YOU want..."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 11:48:03 pm
HE DOESN'T REACT. LIKELY [REDACTED] HIS PONY FRIENDS. (2+2) YUP. YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THAT....I'm not sure what kind of [REDACTED] that is. Violence, Useless, or...the Other. Because if it's anything but Uslessness, you are a SICK, SICK man!
TELEPORT CORAI TO ME SO HE CAN HELP ME KICK YOINK'S DRUNKEN ASS BACK TO EARTH!
Post by: Dirg on December 06, 2012, 12:33:42 am
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2012, 07:55:45 am
Shoot everyone.
KILL TCM.
Make sure to shoot this guy first.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 06, 2012, 09:43:05 am
CHANNEL SOME EXCESS ENERGY INTO A BLUESPACE BATTERY FOR STORAGE.
Post by: misko27 on December 06, 2012, 09:51:25 am
>Return to Male gender
>Corrupt the minds of the young, the willing, the naive. Enlist them body and mind to the prophet. Announce the end of days is fast approaching.
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 11:27:54 am
Then transfer my broken neck to him!
Beatdown!
Post by: miauw62 on December 06, 2012, 01:23:04 pm
Post by: tomio175 on December 06, 2012, 04:20:23 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 06, 2012, 06:08:20 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 06, 2012, 08:33:10 pm
/me create catperson champion to further my cause.(3+2) YOU SPAWN A CATPERSON CHAMP, WHO DUAL WIELDS AN AXE AND BLADE, WITH TWIN SHIELDS UPON THEIR SHOULDERS.
((Any reason Urist isn't in the Moderates?))Because he's not a player, or an important NPC.
Let Urist McFurnaceOperator into the Wrasslin' Honor field.
Request Urist McFurnaceOperator fight the Rock if the former action is successful.
Work on turning picks into WH-allowed weapons.
Try to increase my bonus.
(3+2) URIST JOINS THE FIELD. HIT'S NATURAL FOR HIM, WHAT WITH BEING CLONED FROM A WRESTLER. (5+2vs3) THE ROCK CRUSHES THAT PHONEY LIKE A TIN CAN, BEFORE HURLING HIM AND FOLLOWING YOU. (2+2vs1+4) THE FEDERATION BLOCKS YOU.
SIT DOWN NEXT TO MISKO. SMILE WARMLY.(2) NO! YOU DON'T SIT DOWN!
"Do you need anything sweetie? Food, hugs, somebody to die a horrible death?"
Send another message, trying not to be too stalkery. Again anonymous.(1+2vs5+3) YOU SEND IT. A FEW MOMENTS LATER, YOU FEEL AN ARM AROUND YOUR NECK. YOU FEEL IT CLENCH, SLOWLY CRUSHING THE BREATH FROM YOUR THROAT AND THE AIR FROM YOUR LUNGS.
"You don't have to lie to him, you know... You still have other possibilities, that he would never know... Someone who may actually help with what YOU want..."
"Do you think a goddess can die?"
SHH.... USE YOUR IMAGINATION.HE DOESN'T REACT. LIKELY [REDACTED] HIS PONY FRIENDS. (2+2) YUP. YOU'VE SEEN ENOUGH OF THAT....I'm not sure what kind of [REDACTED] that is. Violence, Useless, or...the Other. Because if it's anything but Uslessness, you are a SICK, SICK man!
TELEPORT CORAI TO ME SO HE CAN HELP ME KICK YOINK'S DRUNKEN ASS BACK TO EARTH!
(3+1, 5+3vs6+3) YOU BRING IN CORAI, WHO IS CONFOUNDED WITH YOINKS DRUNKEN STYLE, AS ARE YOU.
WAIT, SOMETHING NOT RIGHT ABOUT THAT WITH THE WAY SHE SAID IT. DO SOME UNDER COVER WORK AND FINISH LICHETTE OFF (IN THE GROWN UP BED TIME FUN WAY OF COURSE.)(2+2) YOU CONTINUE BEING MEDIOCRE TO LICHETTE WHILE SHE WEAVES SOME SPELLS.
Reappear with Westside Collective.(6vs5) YOU GUN HIM DOWN, PREDICTING WHERE HE'S GOING TO DODGE TO AND HOLDING YOUR WEAPONS SIDEWAYS TO COMPENSATE. SOMETHING TELLS YOU THIS WILL BE BIG.
Shoot everyone.KILL TCM.
Make sure to shoot this guy first.
FIRE THE MINI-SINGULARITY CANNON, AIMING TO SHATTER THE WRESTLING HONOR FIELD.(1+2vs4+4) YOU FIRE A SMALL CANNON AT ONE OF THE GREATEST FORCES IN THE UNIVERSE. THEN IT ATTACKS YOU. SO MANY MEN, IN SO MANY FLAMBOYANT COSTUMES.
CHANNEL SOME EXCESS ENERGY INTO A BLUESPACE BATTERY FOR STORAGE.
(1+2) YOU BECOME A BISHONEN...(2+2) HEY, JUST LIKE SCIENTOLOGY!
>Return to Male gender
>Corrupt the minds of the young, the willing, the naive. Enlist them body and mind to the prophet. Announce the end of days is fast approaching.
Use groin to break his legs!(1vs6) HE SPLITS YOU IN TWO WITH HIS MIGHTY THEIGHS, BEFORE STEPPING ON YOUR HEAD, AND PLANTING A FLAG IN YOUR BACK, CLAIMING YOU FOR THE PENGUIN QUEEN.
Then transfer my broken neck to him!
Beatdown!
KILL TCM.(2vs3) HUH. BEING DEAD DOESN'T LET YOU DO THINGS?
As black hole, which I still am (hopefully), hug Earth. Very, very closely.(3)
>EXPAND THE VOID VORTEX THAT SHOULD STILL BE NEAR THE STAR. THE MUTATED STAR, I THINK.(6) IT STARTS GROWING, BEFORE COLLAPSING FROM ITS SHEER AMOUNT OF ENERGY
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(3vs3) Tim starts to leave, without checking whether Xantalos is dead. He's got a guess though.
(6+3) Lichette smiles softly at Dirg. Then she gets atop Dirg. Their neighbors hear effeminate screamis of joy from Dirg.
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Post by: Corai on December 06, 2012, 08:41:05 pm
So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!
NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.
Post by: Vorthon on December 06, 2012, 08:45:08 pm
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2012, 08:53:17 pm
NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!
NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.
SHOOT HER POINT BLANK WITH AN UZI
THEN DECAPITATE YOINK WITH A KATANA
Post by: Cassandra on December 06, 2012, 08:59:09 pm
"Frankly, I'd rather not find out. Don't blame me too much.. This IS my sphere... The other option would be to try and teach HIM to help, but... He's useless, in some aspects. You already know that, though. So, what do you suggest?"
Post by: Corai on December 06, 2012, 09:01:37 pm
NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!
NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.
SHOOT HER POINT BLANK WITH AN UZI
NAG TCM TOO. THAT IS ONE FILTHY UZI, DON'T YOU CLEAN YOUR GUNS?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 06, 2012, 09:11:28 pm
Bid adieu to Tim.
Increase bonus.
Resurrect Urist and make some more.
Attack the Rock with, I dunno, whatever wrestling moves a spaceship can do.
Post by: Dirg on December 06, 2012, 09:14:28 pm
Post by: Yoink on December 06, 2012, 10:14:24 pm
>CEASE WRASSLING.
>SHOVE CORAI ASIDE FROM HAIL OF BULLETS.
>DRAW GUN(S?) AND SHOOT TCM DEAD. THEN LOAD HIS CORPSE INTO WMDBIKE, FLY BACK TO EARTH, FIND SINATRA
Post by: misko27 on December 06, 2012, 10:25:01 pm
Eh. I'm sure Prophet wil do well on his own. MOAR MADNESS! Lets see, Gender-bending, False prophets, Evil empire, What Else must I do to ensure my name is Known and feared throughout the ages?
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass! This will aid my prophet for it shall be the first sign of the end of days! (Note: Don't aim at owned stars and star clusters of course. That would be silly. Collapse unowned galaxies into their black holes though.)
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 11:30:22 pm
JUMB ON TIM FROM BEHIND
BITE, KICK AND PUNCH HIM TO DEATH
THEN LAZOR HIS CORPSE
"HEY MAN, I THOUGHT WE SAID NO KILLING!"
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 07, 2012, 09:41:04 am
>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.
IMPEDE ACTION
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!
AID ACTION
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Post by: miauw62 on December 07, 2012, 10:54:00 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 07, 2012, 11:06:44 am
Post by: da_nang on December 07, 2012, 05:27:02 pm
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!>AID WITH MASSIVE VOID VORTICES
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 07, 2012, 07:14:01 pm
NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.(6+1vs3+3) YOU START NAGGING YOINK ABOUT HOW HIS DRUNKENESS IS GOING TO TEAR HIS FAMILY APART. HE'S ALSO SO CONSUMED BY DRUNKENESS ALL HE HEARS IS SOMETHING ABOUT DRUNKENESS. (5+2vs3+1) HE JUST MUTES YOU.So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!
NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.
Send my champion to save the world from destruction(5) HE GOES AND STOPS A BUNCH OF DRAGONS AND STUFF.
(6vs5+1) YOUR BULLETS RUN AWAY FROM HER CONSTANT NAGGING! EVEN INANIMATE OBJECRTS CAN'T HANDLE IT! (2vs5+3) YOU TRY AND HIT YOINK WITH A KATANA, BUT HIS DRUNKENESS IS CONTAGIOUS. IT INFECTS YOU, CAUSING YOU TO OVERSWING, SLITTING YOUR OWN THROAT.NAG YOINK. NAG HIM. NAG HIM SOME MORE. NAG HIM INTO SURRENDERING. NAG HIM HARD.So noying is also your weakness? QUICK MINIONS, NOY HIM, NOY HIM TO DEATH!
NOY GREATWYRMGOLD. NOY HIM HARD.
SHOOT HER POINT BLANK WITH AN UZI
THEN DECAPITATE YOINK WITH A KATANA
Snake-slither out of the chokehold, shapeshifting as needed.. Talk to Lichette.(5+2vs6+3)
"Frankly, I'd rather not find out. Don't blame me too much.. This IS my sphere... The other option would be to try and teach HIM to help, but... He's useless, in some aspects. You already know that, though. So, what do you suggest?"
"I'd suggest that you stay the hell out of my marriage."
Noy isn't a word...let alone a verb...(3+2) TIM LETS YOU GO. THAT MIGHT HAVE TO DO WITH HIM FIGHTING. (2) OH NOES! YOU TAKE A MALUS!
Bid adieu to Tim.
Increase bonus.
Resurrect Urist and make some more.
Attack the Rock with, I dunno, whatever wrestling moves a spaceship can do.
DURING BREAK ASK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IF HE KNOWS WHAT THE IMPENDING DOOM IS ABOUT.(2+1) "It's bad."
"HEY, I KILLED YOU ALREADY! THAT IS JUST NOT ON."(6+3, 3+3) YOU LOAD TCM INTO THE TRUNK, TIMING IT TO GLAM-ROCK. IT'S PRETTY RADICAL YO!
>CEASE WRASSLING.
>SHOVE CORAI ASIDE FROM HAIL OF BULLETS.
>DRAW GUN(S?) AND SHOOT TCM DEAD. THEN LOAD HIS CORPSE INTO WMDBIKE, FLY BACK TO EARTH, FIND SINATRARAND ASK HIM HOW TO DESTROY TCM ONCE AND FOR ALL. STOP AT PUB ON THE WAY.
"I dunno. Don't think you can."
>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.(2+2-1) YOU BECOME MORE MASCULINE... SLIGHTLY. (6+2+1) THE UNIVERSE GOES DARK. LICHETTE LOOKS UP. IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEGUN ONCE MORE.
Eh. I'm sure Prophet wil do well on his own. MOAR MADNESS! Lets see, Gender-bending, False prophets, Evil empire, What Else must I do to ensure my name is Known and feared throughout the ages?
>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!
GROW INTO TWO OF ME"Hey, did I kill you?"
JUMB ON TIM FROM BEHIND
BITE, KICK AND PUNCH HIM TO DEATH
THEN LAZOR HIS CORPSE
"HEY MAN, I THOUGHT WE SAID NO KILLING!"
(5vs4) THE TWO OF YOU REJOIN IN COMBAT, YOU SPLITTING IN HALF TO ASSAULT HIM. YOU FORGOT TO FIX YOURSELF FIRST. CORPSE PARTS DON'T WORK WELL IN COMBAT.
>Confused. DO BETTER. REGAIN MANLYNESS, ATTEMPT TO MAKE IT MESH WITH COOL OVERLORD FACTOR.
IMPEDE ACTION>Fuck the universe. Assholes. Aim blackholes at various starcluster. Turn the sky dark once more! One by one, the stars will go out. Soon there will be naught but roving parasites of mass!
AID ACTION
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BE NOT DEAD. DROWN TCM IN BOOZE.
DECAPITATE YOINK WITH CORAI WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED BY TCM AND MIAUW. DROWN MIAUW IN PONIES.(5+3)(2+3) THINGS WORK AND STUFF.
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Lichette walks outside. She looks into Space, gazing at Misko.
"Why?"
Tim spins around to face the Xantii. He frowns, adopting a wrestling posture.
"Just stay down."
(4vs1) He smashes his fist into Xantalos A's ribcage, further crushing a damaged body.
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Post by: Xantalos on December 07, 2012, 07:19:43 pm
DO THE CHESTMOUTH THING TO TIM'S FIST
THEN FLOW INTO HIS BLOODSTREAM AND BEGIN WRASSLING HIS BLOOD
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2012, 07:20:10 pm
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.
Try to get Tim's gun, the one that kills and reduces bonuses. He can't use it, he's wrasslin'!
Post by: misko27 on December 07, 2012, 07:30:23 pm
Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.Counter argue that that would unbalance the game and allow for exponential bonus growth.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.
Post by: misko27 on December 07, 2012, 07:35:21 pm
"Because? Spite. Fatalism. Plus I've always had a flair for the dramatic. And I wasn't getting anything done, and I was bored. Besides, It's the end of days anyway. I'm simply keeping people alert."
>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway. Have False Prophet use new darkness to spread panic, causing mass-conversions.
> Attempt to make Dirg Female. I WILL SUCEED EVENTUALLY. THE LAW OF PROBABLILITY DEMANDS IT!
Post by: TCM on December 07, 2012, 07:53:04 pm
STAB YOINK IN THE SPINE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2012, 08:34:05 pm
Counter-counter argument by saying that someone could be given Tim's gun which reduces bonuses...Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.Counter argue that that would unbalance the game and allow for exponential bonus growth.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.
Modify action.
Post by: Corai on December 07, 2012, 08:41:08 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2012, 09:37:47 pm
DEBATE WITH GREATWYRMGOLD.About what?
The NFL's current topics might be a good start.
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So...increase infrastructure budget, guarantee universal health care, rehabilitation>retribution, tax increases>spending cuts, or Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission? Bear in mind that since you're choosing the topic, I get to choose which side to argue.
Consider posting your choice in the OOC thread.
Post by: Dirg on December 07, 2012, 09:43:00 pm
Post by: miauw62 on December 08, 2012, 12:07:16 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 08, 2012, 12:12:59 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 08, 2012, 01:05:07 pm
I might or might not be available for the next few days, so until I'm back, please assume I'm doing this~ Going to be needed soon enough.
Post by: Vorthon on December 08, 2012, 04:33:01 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 08, 2012, 09:52:20 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 08, 2012, 10:22:06 pm
TURNS OUT I'M THE THING(2vs5) YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH UP WHERE TIM IS PUNCHING. SO, HE PUNCHES YOU AGAIN AND KNOCKS OUT YOUR TEETH.
DO THE CHESTMOUTH THING TO TIM'S FIST
THEN FLOW INTO HIS BLOODSTREAM AND BEGIN WRASSLING HIS BLOOD
Argue that since I rolled a two, and have a +2 bonus, the total was 4 and I therefore got an increased bonus.(4+2-1vsGM))Misko's right. (3+1) YOU CLONE URIST, SPAWNING ANOTHER ONE OF HIM.
Make some clones of Urist.
Perform some spaceship wrestling moves.
Try to get Tim's gun, the one that kills and reduces bonuses. He can't use it, he's wrasslin'!
Misko looks up at the Heavans (There is always a last time for everything). One by one, without any fuss, the stars were going out.(2+2) YOUR RELIGION, LIKE ALL CLICHE APOCALYPSE RELIGIONS, SPREADS WILDLY. (6+2, 4+2) DIRG GROWS BOOBS!
"Because? Spite mostly. Lots of spite. Plus I've always had a flair for the dramatic. And there isn't much more then this. And I wasn't getting anything done, and I was bored. Besides, It's the end of days anyway. I'm simply keeping people alert."
>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway. Have False Prophet use new darkness to spread panic, causing mass-conversions.
> Attempt to make Dirg Female. I WILL SUCEED EVENTUALLY. THE LAW OF PROBABLILITY DEMANDS IT!
TURNS OUT I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD, BECAUSE REAL NIGGAS DON'T DIE(3) YOUR HEART GIVES A FINAL BEAT, SLOWLY COMING BACK TO LIFE. (5vs4+2) THE DRUNKENESS CAUSES YOU TO MISS AGAIN, SWINGING IT JUST BY HIS THROAT.
STAB YOINK IN THE SPINE
DEBATE WITH GREATWYRMGOLD.(5+1vs1+1) YOU AND GWG GOLD A MASS DEBATE. HE FINISHES FIRST, THEN LOSES.
HAVE FURBIES SCOUT THE UNIVERSE FOR SIGNS OF WHAT'S CAUSING THE IMPENDING DOOM. WEAR MY MAGIC ARMOR AND POINT MY MAGIC SPEAR WEAPON I MADE WAY BACK WHEN TIM ARRIVED AT MISKO, STAB HIM IF HE KEEPS DESTROYING STUFF. "So the only thing that motivates you to destroy is boredom? Why can't you just be like a normal person and lock yourself in a basement with a train set and leave us alone? I would ask you to stop, but I'm tired of wasting my breath on some overly destructive spoiled brat."(2+2) THE FURBIES GO THROUGH THE UNIVERSE. DU-NUH-NUH NUH-NUH-NUH DU-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH. YOU GET A CHEESY 60'S VIBE. AND MJ.
RETURN TO GODLY REALM, HAVE PARTY WITH ELDRITCH GODS.(2) YOU GET HIGH AND THINK YOU'RE IN THE GODLY REALM. UNTIL THE SPIDERS GET INTO YOUR SPINE.
"I suppose I could... But it is worrysome that it keeps coming up in my sphere, Lichette. Not to mention... You had the time to read, and trace my messages, and even Smite the false prophet in a blast of radiant, pink light. strangle another woman, during sex? Thats not a good sign. I just want to help a friend, and follow my sphere. But we likely have better things to discuss than your unsatisfying husband that spends his free time making furbies screw."(1+2VS5+3)"First of all, this was my astral self. Second of all, why are you watching me and my husband while we're alone? Third, we're getting along just fine. Why are you trying to change something that's working?"
(6+2vs3+2) DESPITE MISKOS BLESSING, THE PRIEST DISSOLVES IN A BURST OF LIGHT.
Keep channeling power to that bluespace battery.(6+2) YOU CHARGE THE BLUESPACE BATTERY, FILLING THEM WITH POWER.
I might or might not be available for the next few days, so until I'm back, please assume I'm doing this~ Going to be needed soon enough.
Send my champion against the false prophet.THE PROPHET IS BUSY, BEING DEAD.
Spawn a whole bunch of TF2 Freaks, GMod Ponies, and other monstrosities.(6+1) YOU MAKE A YOUTUBE POOP ARMY.
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Lichette watches as Dirg starts growing some places, then losing things in others.
"Hun, would you prefer to be male or female?"
(4v1) Tim grips Xantalos' spinal column.
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Post by: Vorthon on December 08, 2012, 10:26:22 pm
Post by: Corai on December 08, 2012, 10:26:47 pm
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>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway.
Your wife is dead, but your future wife is still alive.
Post by: Cassandra on December 08, 2012, 10:32:32 pm
Set up evacuation measures.
Let my awareness spread, to try and find the source of the countdown.
Post by: TCM on December 08, 2012, 10:37:23 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 08, 2012, 10:58:20 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 08, 2012, 11:00:30 pm
>Have someone take Prophet's place, claiming to see him and know his commands. Use as MIRACLE.
>Lock universe, preventing anyone from escaping.
Post by: Dirg on December 09, 2012, 12:46:25 am
Post by: Yoink on December 09, 2012, 12:50:56 am
>GRAB A BLADE FROM SOMEWHERE, LOP OFF TCM'S HEAD AND BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN IN THE GROUND BEFORE INCINERATING THE REST OF HIS CORPSE SO THAT HE CANNOT RETURN TO LIFE. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH VAMPIRES? WHATEVER, SCREW IT, I NEED A DRINK.
>GET A DRINK.
>GET LIQUORED UP, THEN GRAB VARIOUS WEAPONRY AND FOLLOW GREENSTAR ON MY BIKE.
"YOU'RE NEXT, ASSHOLE. I'M TAKIN' ALL YOU PSYCHOS DOWN, ONE BY ONE."
Post by: Xantalos on December 09, 2012, 06:26:01 pm
TEAM UP WITH TIM AND STOP COUNTDOWN. IF HE REFUSES,
SPINAL CORD DETACHES AND STRANGLES HIM
I GRAB HIS LEGS AND BREAK THEM
THEN EAT THEM AND BURROW INTO HIS CHEST
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 09, 2012, 06:48:17 pm
Get Tim's gun.
Unleash Urist on, um, any of the wrestlers I guess. Hogan's gone.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 10, 2012, 12:25:27 am
Evacuate me and my empire from the universe, so we are safe from harm.(3) THERE, NOW YOUR CUSTOM CIV IN CIVILIZATION 4 WILL BE ETERNAL.
CREATE EMPIRE OF PONIES TO COMBAT/LOVE AND TOLERATE VORTHON'S EMPIRE OF FURRIES. NO POSSIBLE WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.(6) THEY BEGIN KILLING ALL THAT WHICH IS FURRED. THEN SOMEONE POINTS OUT THAT THEY'RE FURRED.Quote>CURSES! Ehh. Who cares about how masculine I look. My wife is dead anyway.
Your wife is dead, but your future wife is still alive.
"Mmhmm. Astral selves take concentration. So my point there still stands. And again.... It truely is my sphere. Besides, you know how loud he... Errr, she, is. How am I to NOT hear his... Her, screaming? But again. Shall we save the universe? You know fully no one else will."(6+2-2vs4) "Fine. But after this, stay out of our marriage."
Set up evacuation measures.
Let my awareness spread, to try and find the source of the countdown.
(2+2) HE'S GOT RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
DISREGARD OTHER PLAYERS AND GET WESTSIDE COLLECTIVE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE(6) THEY SHOW UP, BUT THE EASTSIDE COLLECTIVE APPEARS TO TAKE THEM OUT.
Swarm Dirg and kick his head so far down his neck he's gargling with his stomach acid. Keep some on standby just in case Lichette cares to intervene.(3+1vs2+2) THEY ATTACK, BUT THEN HE SAYS SOMETHING BACKWARDS ANT THEY FLIP THE FUCK OUT,
YEEES. I WIN! TAKE THAT DIRG! MUAHAHA!(4+2) HOLY SHIT SOME GUY SAYS HE KNOWS WHAT THE PROPHET SAYS. BETTER BELIEVE HIM GUIZ.
>Have someone take Prophet's place, claiming to see him and know his commands. Use as MIRACLE.
>Lock universe, preventing anyone from escaping.
"I prefer being a guy dear. Just plain freaky seeing myself as a girl." USE HIDDEN MANLINESS THAT PREVENTED ME FROM GENDER SWAPPING THE LAST 2 TIMES TO REVERT BACK TO MAN. HAVE FURBIES BEGIN UNCORRUPTING MISKO'S EMPIRE.(2+2) YOU GO BACK TO YOUR USUAL EFFEMINATE SELF. (6+2) SURE. LIKE THE FURBIES CAN UNCORRUPT SOMETHING.
"CAN'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD? JEEZ!"(1+3vs4) IT'S TOUGH TO CUT THROUGH ALL THESE GANGSTERS.
>GRAB A BLADE FROM SOMEWHERE, LOP OFF TCM'S HEAD AND BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN IN THE GROUND BEFORE INCINERATING THE REST OF HIS CORPSE SO THAT HE CANNOT RETURN TO LIFE. ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DO WITH VAMPIRES? WHATEVER, SCREW IT, I NEED A DRINK.
>GET A DRINK.
>GET LIQUORED UP, THEN GRAB VARIOUS WEAPONRY AND FOLLOW GREENSTAR ON MY BIKE.
"YOU'RE NEXT, ASSHOLE. I'M TAKIN' ALL YOU PSYCHOS DOWN, ONE BY ONE."
"HEY TIM, WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP THAT COUNTDOWN NOW.""Let's go."
TEAM UP WITH TIM AND STOP COUNTDOWN. IF HE REFUSES,
SPINAL CORD DETACHES AND STRANGLES HIM
I GRAB HIS LEGS AND BREAK THEM
THEN EAT THEM AND BURROW INTO HIS CHEST
Save universe.(5+2vs4+4) YOU TRY AND TAKE TIMS GUN. THEN HE SEES YOU. AFTER A FEW QUICK KICKS AND A RIFLE SHOT, YOU FEEL BOTH DEAD AND CONSIDERABLY WEAKER.(1+1vs2+4) URIST RUNS AWAY.
Get Tim's gun.
Unleash Urist on, um, any of the wrestlers I guess. Hogan's gone.
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Lichette takes Dirg by the hand and leads him to Cassandra, where she rejoins her astral self.
"Here. We're going to work with her to figure out what's wrong."
Tim wipes the oil from his weapon and himself before taking Xantalos to the center of existence.
"Something. Here."
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Post by: misko27 on December 10, 2012, 12:30:29 am
EDIT: KILL CORAI. KILL EVERY KOBOLD IN EXISTANCE. STOP HER AT ALL COSTS.
Post by: Cassandra on December 10, 2012, 12:31:11 am
Attempt to locate the being with radioactive blood, and give location to Dirg and Lichette.
"Get to blasting, ladies. Lets hope this helps.."
Post by: Corai on December 10, 2012, 12:33:29 am
Go back in time and shoot Misko's wife's mother before Misko's wife is born. My Misko.
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 12:33:36 am
Taking a gaseous form, spread throughout the area until I find the thing that is causing the countdown. When found, inform Tim and destroy it as the Scotsman from Samurai Jack.
>DECLARE THE ONLY SOLUTION IS MASS SACRIFICE! AN ORGY OF FIRE AND DEATH TAKES THE LAND, INNOCENTS KILLED, CHILDREN TAKEN FROM THEIR PARENTS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, HUSBANDS TAKEN FROM WIVES. ORDER MARTIAL LAW, GO PSUEDO-RELIGIOUS AND CAVE TO THE DEMANDS OF THE POPULACE, ORGANIZE SACRIFICES.((WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST))
>As the world collapses around me, and death and destruction fill the air, sit down in front of wifes grave and think. Think. Think about what was really worth it, and be glad now at least soon death will come for me, and maybe I'll see my wife again.
Post by: Yoink on December 10, 2012, 12:34:55 am
>CUT OFF TCM'S HEAD, BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN, INCINERATE HIS BODY, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
>THEN CHASE DOWN GREENSTAR ON MY BIKE AND RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS.
"CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH? SO MANY BAD DUDES TO KILL, SO LITTLE TIME."
DANGIT SPINAL, WHY YOU MAKE MY ACTIONS TAKE TWO TURNS?! :C
Post by: Dirg on December 10, 2012, 01:05:41 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2012, 07:45:23 am
Save universe!
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2012, 07:55:16 am
"LET'S DO THIS MOTHAFUCKERS!"
"WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>CUT OFF TCM'S HEAD, BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN, INCINERATE HIS BODY, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
NO. MAKE THIS GUY DEAD.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 11:13:21 am
Call upon all of my Youtube-ey powers to aid me in my fight against the drunken master. Make it an equal battle.
Yell my final words:
FOR GARY'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Post by: Vorthon on December 10, 2012, 01:04:23 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 10, 2012, 01:26:18 pm
Remove burrito from microwave.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 01:32:34 pm
No offense, Yoink. I just want to have a chance and make our final fight be as epic as possible.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 12, 2012, 12:21:44 am
>DECLARE THE ONLY SOLUTION IS MASS SACRIFICE! AN ORGY OF FIRE AND DEATH TAKES THE LAND, INNOCENTS KILLED, CHILDREN TAKEN FROM THEIR PARENTS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, HUSBANDS TAKEN FROM WIVES. ORDER MARTIAL LAW, GO PSUEDO-RELIGIOUS AND CAVE TO THE DEMANDS OF THE POPULACE, ORGANIZE SACRIFICES.(2+2)YOUR PEOPLE ARE SUPRISINGLY WELL SWAYED TO THE PATH OF ORGIES AND SLAUGHTER. (3+2vs2+1) THEN YOU DECIDED TO KILL YOUR NUMBER ONE SUPPORTER, AND SUCEEDED.>As the world collapses around me, and death and destruction fill the air, sit down in front of wifes grave and think. Think. Think about what was really worth it, and be glad now at least soon death will come for me, and maybe I'll see my wife again.
EDIT: KILL CORAI. KILL EVERY KOBOLD IN EXISTANCE. STOP HER AT ALL COSTS.
"You should change him back into a male. And so far, all I can tell is... Radioactive blood? Maybe if the source of this countdown was having sex... Anyway..."(6+2) LIKE SLOWPOKE HAD BEEN SAYING FOR SO LONG, IT'S SPIDERMAN.
Attempt to locate the being with radioactive blood, and give location to Dirg and Lichette.
"Get to blasting, ladies. Lets hope this helps.."
... Damn you, intelligent pony who pointed out you are furred. Oh well.(4+1) FROM THE GRAVE, YOU CURSE MISKOS WIFES MOTHER. SHE THEN DIES.
Go back in time and shoot Misko's wife's mother before Misko's wife is born. My Misko.
"Hrm..."(3+1) SPIDER-MAN. SPIDERMAN. DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. (1+1vs5+123) HE SWINGS IN FROM REFERENCE WORLD AND RIPS ALL THE PRINCESSES OUT OF YOUR EVERYTHING. BY THAT, I MEAN HE RIPPED EVERYTHING OUT OF YOUR EVERYTHING BECAUSE EVERYONE'S A PRINCESS.
Taking a gaseous form, spread throughout the area until I find the thing that is causing the countdown. When found, inform Tim and destroy it as the Scotsman from Samurai Jack.>DECLARE THE ONLY SOLUTION IS MASS SACRIFICE! AN ORGY OF FIRE AND DEATH TAKES THE LAND, INNOCENTS KILLED, CHILDREN TAKEN FROM THEIR PARENTS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, HUSBANDS TAKEN FROM WIVES. ORDER MARTIAL LAW, GO PSUEDO-RELIGIOUS AND CAVE TO THE DEMANDS OF THE POPULACE, ORGANIZE SACRIFICES.((WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGST))
>As the world collapses around me, and death and destruction fill the air, sit down in front of wifes grave and think. Think. Think about what was really worth it, and be glad now at least soon death will come for me, and maybe I'll see my wife again.
>KILL ALL OF THESE HIP-HOP LOVING MORONS. THEY CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT ANYWAY, THEY HOLD THEIR GUNS FUCKING SIDEWAYS.(1+2vs6) YOU TRY AND FIRE AT TCM AND HIS MINIONS, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT THEIR AWFUL AIM TO AIM PROPERLY. THEN IT TURNS OUT THEIR AIM ISN'T ALL THAT AWFUL.
>CUT OFF TCM'S HEAD, BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN, INCINERATE HIS BODY, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
>THEN CHASE DOWN GREENSTAR ON MY BIKE AND RIDDLE HIM WITH BULLETS.
"CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH? SO MANY BAD DUDES TO KILL, SO LITTLE TIME."
DANGIT SPINAL, WHY YOU MAKE MY ACTIONS TAKE TWO TURNS?! :C
"Alright." PRAY TO MORGAN FREEMAN GOD TO HALT THE COUNTDOWN FOR A BIT. IF SOMEONE/THING FINDS THE SOURCE OF THE COUNTDOWN, DO THE APPROPRIATE THING TO STOP IT FROM GOING OFF, OTHERWISE AID PEOPLE IN SEARCHING FOR IT.(3+1) "I will try."(5+1) IT'S SPIDERMAN. YOU PISS YOURSELF IN FEAR OF HIM.
Oops.(5+1(2?) THE UNIVERSE IS SAVED FOR A MOMENT. YOU COMBINE YOUR POWERS WITH MORGAN FREEMAN AND SAVE THE COUNTDOWN.
Save universe!
HAVE A FINAL STAND AND CHARGE THE EASTSIDE COLLECTIVE(5,6) THE WESTSIDE DESTROYS THE EASTSIDE IN THE FINAL CONFLICT OF GANGSTERISM! THEN YOU TRIP AND FALL ONTO YOINK, KILLING HIM, BUT BRAINING YOURSELF ON HIS REVOLVER.
"LET'S DO THIS MOTHAFUCKERS!"
"WESTSIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-">CUT OFF TCM'S HEAD, BURY IT UPSIDE DOWN, INCINERATE HIS BODY, YADDA YADDA YADDA.
NO. MAKE THIS GUY DEAD.
Hop on an Eppaljeck, charging Yoink at the same time he charges me, turning it into an epic 'End of the world' final joust battle.AND THEN YOU JUST SAT THERE, DOING DRUG WITH GMOD MONSTROSITIES.
Call upon all of my Youtube-ey powers to aid me in my fight against the drunken master. Make it an equal battle.
Yell my final words:
FOR GARY'S MOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Evacuate my actual empire. Also, Kill spiderman. It's obvious he's behind the countdown.(3+2) THEY GET THE HELL OUT OF THE UNIVERSE!(4+2vs6+123) YOUR COUNTRY IS NOW WITHOUT A LEADER.
Wait until countdown has finished.(2+3) THE COUNTDOWN AS DELAYED! YOUR BURRITO SHALL BE BURNT!
Remove burrito from microwave.
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"Spider-man. It's him. Oh god. It's him."
(2+4)Tim also detects this. (3+4) He drags Xantalos with him off to the NeckBeard Planet.
"We're looking for Rorshach."
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Post by: Vorthon on December 12, 2012, 12:23:50 am
Reform my avatar and join my empire in the multiversal void. Begin seeking for a universe just entering the star-forming stage.
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2012, 12:27:09 am
Find Rorschach.
Get him to stop Spiderman.
"I SWEAR, IF EXISTENCE IS ENDED BY SPIDERMAN, I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY DESTROY - HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
QUICK, TIM! GO BACK IN TIME AND DESROY MARVEL COMICS BEFORE IT WAS BORN! YOU MUST KILL STAN LEE AS A CHILD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE."
Post by: misko27 on December 12, 2012, 12:29:20 am
If not, mentally torture Corai's soul. Break her.
Regardless, summon The Green Goblin to distract Spidey.
Post by: Corai on December 12, 2012, 12:32:17 am
Post by: Cassandra on December 12, 2012, 12:33:31 am
"Why the hell is SPIDERMAN here? Ugh, he's one of the least lusted after heroes, ever. Couldn't it have been Thor?"
Post by: misko27 on December 12, 2012, 12:34:29 am
Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.Isn't wife perma-dead?
...
Hmm... That DOES solve my problem. And, Perhaps I could exchange her place with you...
THIS IS GOOD PLAN. I ENDORSE.
Post by: Dirg on December 12, 2012, 01:27:22 am
Post by: da_nang on December 12, 2012, 05:29:35 am
>SPEED UP COUNTDOWN
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Post by: TCM on December 12, 2012, 07:28:48 am
HELP MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IN DELAY THE COUNTDOWN FURTHER. "How the hell did he get that strong?"
NO, SHOOT DIRG FROM MAKING THE COUNTDOWN MORE DELAYED, THIS IS MY DESTINY!
THEN HAVE SHOOT-OUT WITH REALITY
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 12, 2012, 07:54:24 am
Enlist Goblin, Tim, Etc, into helping me save the world some more.
Post by: anailater on December 12, 2012, 09:36:32 am
"Spiderman! You! Are! Going! Down"!
Suddenly appear, kill the spider man.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 12, 2012, 11:37:59 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 12, 2012, 11:52:05 am
Throw Tim's bonusdestroyer gun to Spiderman.
Proceed to acquire different snack.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 13, 2012, 09:45:08 pm
...(1+2) YOU ARE REINCARNATED INTO A SMALL CHILD IN YOUR EMPIRE.
Reform my avatar and join my empire in the multiversal void. Begin seeking for a universe just entering the star-forming stage.
Transform into Deadpool/Dr Manhattan.(2+1) YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND PAINT YOURSELF BLUE, RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING
Find Rorschach.
Get him to stop Spiderman.
"I SWEAR, IF EXISTENCE IS ENDED BY SPIDERMAN, I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY DESTROY - HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
QUICK, TIM! GO BACK IN TIME AND DESROY MARVEL COMICS BEFORE IT WAS BORN! YOU MUST KILL STAN LEE AS A CHILD. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE."
"WHERE IS RORSHACH?"
(1+4V5+5) Tim rips the very dimensions open, leaving behind a wormhole. He leaps for it, but as soon as he nearly goes in, he's launched backwards into a wall with a loud crack. He pulls himself off of the wall, looking worried.
"Shit. That hurts."
Is my wife retroactively dead? If so, when Corai attempts to take her place, instead switch places, therefore making Corai dead and wife alive.(3+2vs2+1) CORAI, YOUR NUMBER ONE SURVIVOR, LIES DEAD BY HER OWN HANDS. DEEP, YO. (6+2vs1+4) SPIDEY STRUGGLES FOR A MOMENT TO RESIST GOING AFTER GG, BUT FALLS TO THE DISTRACTION! (5+1vs6+4) BUT THEN THE COMICS RUN TRUE, AND GREEN GOBLIN IS DEFEATED BY SPIDER-MAN.
If not, mentally torture Corai's soul. Break her.
Regardless, summon The Green Goblin to distract Spidey.
Ensure Misko's wife never existed. Then take her place in time and space.(1+1) BUSY BEING DEAD THANKS TO MISKO.
Summon Black Cat. Consider Spidey distracted.(2+5vs4+2) HE LOOKS AT HER FOR A MOMENT.
"Why the hell is SPIDERMAN here? Ugh, he's one of the least lusted after heroes, ever. Couldn't it have been Thor?"
"Not Princess."
SHE WINKS AT HIM BEFORE BEING OBLITERATED BY THE LIGHT OF REFERENCE POWERS.
HELP MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IN DELAY THE COUNTDOWN FURTHER. "How the hell did he get that strong?"(4+2) YOU HARNESS YOUR POWERS TRYING TO STOPSPIDERMAN, BUT THEN YOU'RE GUNNED DOWN BY SOME GANGSTER BLOKE.
>PREPARE ANNIHILATION CHAMBERS SO THAT PIECES OF DEAD OR DESTROYED CREATION IS FUNNELED INTO THEM(4) SPIDERMAN SLOWLY STARTS MOVING ONCE MORE, BUT HEAVILY SLOWED.
>SPEED UP COUNTDOWN
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(6vs2+2) YOU TURN HIS WEAPONS ON THE MOST INCOMPETANT POSSIBLE SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND GUN HIM DOWN.(4) THEN, YOU SPIN AROUND, BRINGING YOUR SIGHTS TO BEAR ON REALITY ITSELF. YOU FIRE AT RANDOM, SLAUGHTERING THE INNOCENT.HELP MORGAN FREEMAN GOD IN DELAY THE COUNTDOWN FURTHER. "How the hell did he get that strong?"
NO, SHOOT DIRG FROM MAKING THE COUNTDOWN MORE DELAYED, THIS IS MY DESTINY!
THEN HAVE SHOOT-OUT WITH REALITY
Summon Green Goblin.(5+2) GG COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD. (5+2vs4+2) TIMS ARM JOINS YOU.
Enlist Goblin, Tim, Etc, into helping me save the world some more.
((Spiderman! The one who took my victory from me in the very first minimilst Roll To Dodge, as good a time to appear as any.))AS IT IS, ONLY THAT WHICH HAD PREVIOUSLY FOUGHT THE GREAT BEAST CAN SLAY IT, AS HE WAS TAINTED BY ITS POWER. (6vs3+123) OH WAIT. OR NOT. HE'S GOING 2 FOR 2.
"Spiderman! You! Are! Going! Down"!
Suddenly appear, kill the spider man.
Continue Being High. Maybe make an attempt to stop the spiderman. Whatever.(1+2) YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GREAT REVALATIONS OR ANYTHING INTERESTING. (3+2vs4+123) SPIDERMAN SHOOTS YOU WITH HIS KNIFE-GUN.
"SPIDERBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ THIS IS FOR YOU!"(6+3vs1+123) YOU THROW THE GUN AT SPIDERMAN, THEN HE SMACKS IT, LAUNCHING IT BACK AT YOU. IT STRIKES YOU IN THE FOREHEAD. IT HURTS. AND CRACKS SKULLS AND STUFF.
Throw Tim's bonusdestroyer gun to Spiderman.
Proceed to acquire different snack.
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Lichette stands in the center of the universe, delving into the black hole within its center. She pulls Dirg and Cassandra with her.
"Oh, GM, you should help us!"
Tim (2+4) fixes himself.
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Post by: Vorthon on December 13, 2012, 09:50:43 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 13, 2012, 09:53:11 pm
Summon The Anti-Troper, Prevent GM from following Trope.
No one can win fight. can only slow it. Forge COmposite Villian of all Spiderman's Nemeses, The Corruption of Venom, The Invincibility of Snd-man, etc. SPIDERMAN MUST DEFEAT THIS UBER FOE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 13, 2012, 10:12:55 pm
Post by: Corai on December 13, 2012, 10:15:48 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 13, 2012, 11:16:48 pm
"Wait...nobody ever said the final boss changed or anything. The lichette has been it all along."
Xantalos grows taller with rage.
THAT
LITTLE
SNEAKY
BITCH!
SHE TRICKED US INTO THINKING THE OTHERS WERE THE FINAL BOSS
WHEN SHE WAS ALL ALONG!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Xantalos pushes the lichette into Spiderman, yelling, "HEY SPIDEY! THIS LADY HATES PRINCESSES! AND SHE PUNCHED AUNT MAY! AND KILLED MARY JANE WITH YOUR RADIOACTIVE SEMEN!"
Post by: Dirg on December 13, 2012, 11:42:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 13, 2012, 11:58:22 pm
"Why would Lichette destroy the universe when we originally came back here to spread life? If you forgot, it was you and Misko who chased us here and wanted to destroy both Lichette and the universe!"USE AWESOME JEDI MIND TRICKS ON XANTALOS TO MAKE HIM SAY HE(XANTALOS) DID ALL OF THOSE NASTY THINGS INSTEAD OF LICHETTE. FURTHER SLOWDOWN/REVERSE THE COUNT DOWN. "Man this place has gone to shit, can't even stand on your front lawn and delay the end of the world without some gangster wannabee doing a drive-by."BECAUSE IF WE DON'T KILL HER SPIDERMAN WILL DESTROY US ALL. BESIDES, SHE REALLY JUST ACTED ALL THAT, I'M PRETTY SURE. SHE'S CAUSING ALL THIS, SO SHE DESERVES TO DIE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2012, 12:32:19 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2012, 12:37:31 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 14, 2012, 06:11:46 am
BLAST XANTALOS WITH PURE ENERGY
"You have no honor. The omnicidialist plan is coming true, and now you're allied with your greatest enemy just to stop it. To think I called you a friend at one point."
Post by: miauw62 on December 14, 2012, 10:26:43 am
(THIS IS AN ACTION.)
Post by: Cassandra on December 14, 2012, 12:41:57 pm
"So, what now? It occurs to me that we aren't much for fighting... Lichette excluded." Look at the other two in the black hole.
Post by: anailater on December 14, 2012, 12:58:46 pm
Wait untl SpiderMan is distracted, then re-claim reward for originaly saving the princess.
Post by: misko27 on December 14, 2012, 02:32:51 pm
Channel energy to LordSlowpoke, aiding his action to blast Xantalos.You are aiding the guy trying to end the world?
"So, what now? It occurs to me that we aren't much for fighting... Lichette excluded." Look at the other two in the black hole.
Post by: da_nang on December 14, 2012, 06:28:40 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 14, 2012, 11:33:38 pm
Ascend to my proper place within my empire.(5+2) AHH.... THAT'S BETTER... IT'S GOOD BEING THE DICTATOR, BABY
Oh god lame. Seriously, Seriously? Your going to pull a "Phlebontium did it?" That's just sad.(4+2) THE ANTI-TROPER SHOWS UP, AND STOPS THE GM FROM ENACTING http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnrequitedLoveLastsForever (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UnrequitedLoveLastsForever) THIS TROPE. MISKO FEELS SOMETHING. IN HIS PANTS. IT'S RELATED TO CORAI. (3+2VS2+5) THE COMPOSITE VILLAINS GET THEIR ASSES KICKED IN A COMPOSITE METHOD OF ALL THE WAYS THEIR ASSES WERE KICKED BEFORE.
Summon The Anti-Troper, Prevent GM from following Trope.
No one can win fight. can only slow it. Forge COmposite Villian of all Spiderman's Nemeses, The Corruption of Venom, The Invincibility of Snd-man, etc. SPIDERMAN MUST DEFEAT THIS UBER FOE
With Tim's help, determine identity of the final boss.(4+3vs2+3) YOU HEAR A CHARMING VOICE, COMPLETE WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT. WHITE HAIR.
Respawn. Love Misko more. Then go nag Spiderman.(5+1) YOU LEAP INTO MISKOS ARM, AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TROPE SUITS YOU WELL. TOO WELL. YOU'RE LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR BY COUGH SOMETHING. (1+1vs5+123) THEN SPIDEY SNATCHES YOU FROM MIDAIR, BEFORE KILLING YOU BY... OH GOD.
Xantalos realizes something.(2+2+1vs6+3)
"Wait...nobody ever said the final boss changed or anything. The lichette has been it all along."
Xantalos grows taller with rage.
THAT
LITTLE
SNEAKY
BITCH!
SHE TRICKED US INTO THINKING THE OTHERS WERE THE FINAL BOSS
WHEN SHE WAS ALL ALONG!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Xantalos pushes the lichette into Spiderman, yelling, "HEY SPIDEY! THIS LADY HATES PRINCESSES! AND SHE PUNCHED AUNT MAY! AND KILLED MARY JANE WITH YOUR RADIOACTIVE SEMEN!"
"You idiot!"
Lichette doesn't budge. It's an odd sight, a frail undead woman standing against manliness incarnate, and winning. But it's not to last, she drains Xantalos' life away.
"Why would Lichette destroy the universe when we originally came back here to spread life? If you forgot, it was you and Misko who chased us here and wanted to destroy both Lichette and the universe!"USE AWESOME JEDI MIND TRICKS ON XANTALOS TO MAKE HIM SAY HE(XANTALOS) DID ALL OF THOSE NASTY THINGS INSTEAD OF LICHETTE. FURTHER SLOWDOWN/REVERSE THE COUNT DOWN. "Man this place has gone to shit, can't even stand on your front lawn and delay the end of the world without some gangster wannabee doing a drive-by."(6+2vs1+1vs 6+123) YOU DO SO, XANTALOS FAILS TO DEFEND HIMSELF, LIKELY BY VIRTUE OF BEING DECEASED. SPIDERMAN DOESN'T CARE THOUGH. HE'S GOT THINGS TO DESTROY AND PRINCESSES TO SAVE.
Stop being high. And Stabbed. Try to help Xantalos. Maybe send some minions to help him. Whatever, man.(3+1) DAMN. THAT'S ONE HELL OF A HANGOVER. IT FEELS LIKE YOUR HEAD IS MELTING. (5+1) YOU MERGE YOUR LIFE FORCE WITH XANTALOS', GIVING HIM A BONUS. IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLAN UNTIL THE BOTH OF YOU ARE DRAINED OF LIFE.
SUPERCHARGE SELF FROM BLUESPACE BATTERY(4+3, 4+3) YOU PULL ENERGY FROM THE BLUESPACE BATTERY, INCREASING YOUR STRENGTH EXPONENTIALLY. THEN, YOU JOIN THE "LETS KILL XANTALOS PARTY".
BLAST XANTALOS WITH PURE ENERGY
"You have no honor. The omnicidialist plan is coming true, and now you're allied with your greatest enemy just to stop it. To think I called you a friend at one point."
88888888888888888(2) NO. U DED NAOW.
(THIS IS AN ACTION.)
Channel energy to LordSlowpoke, aiding his action to blast Xantalos.(5+2) YOU ADD YET MORE FORCE TO THE ATTEMPT TO MAKE XANTALOS INTO PASTE. CHRIST, HE NEEDS A MEDAL FOR MOST HATED PLAYER. (1+2) THOUGH YOU CAN'T SEE ALL THAT WELL IN THE LIGHTLESS VACUUM OF SPACE, YOU WATCH THE OTHERS.
"So, what now? It occurs to me that we aren't much for fighting... Lichette excluded." Look at the other two in the black hole.
"DAMN! He's too strong, at least i can get what is rightfully mine."(1) THE RICHES AND JUNK RISE UP TO ASSAULT YOU AND DO SO, RIPPING YOU TO SHREDS.
Wait untl SpiderMan is distracted, then re-claim reward for originaly saving the princess.
>SPEED UP THE COUNTDOWN EVEN MORE!(5) MKAY.
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A blue sounding voice comes out from the black hole.
"Ha! Lichette, do you think that I'm still in control here? Nah, it's the dice. All I do is interpret their will and type it out."
Tim watches Xantalos without a sound, before getting to work on a shuttle craft. (4+4) Did I say getting to work? I meant getting on.
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Post by: Corai on December 14, 2012, 11:36:22 pm
NAG SPIDEY UNTIL HE NOT KILLS ME IN THE PAST. RETURN TO MISKO.
Post by: TCM on December 14, 2012, 11:42:14 pm
HAVE A GANGSTER'S FINAL STAND. GO DOWN A LEGEND.
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2012, 12:28:32 am
"...I hate every one of you, do you know that? Every. Single. One of you. I've hated you, I think at least, ever since Dirg started all of this by joining the lichette. Thank you for that, Dirg, you lifted the veil from my eyes. Before all this I was blind, a mad god if you will, call me Azathoth. I lashed out blindly, ignorant and uncaring of whatever consequences my actions had. Hell, I'm pretty sure I was the one who kickstarted Slowpoke on his plot in the first place! Now Spidey's here. I hate him too.
Where was I? ... Oh yes, hating everyone. I suppose you all will want your egos to be flattered, so I'll point out the miniscule things and the major things in each and every person here that makes me want them dead.
Zomara, of the Swaggot faction. An unobtrusive faction, with no bonus and no consequence for the whole situation, the projenitor long gone, the husk of their influence remaining. I hate him or her or it for not being here and possibly supporting me. I hope they suffer great torment, wherever they are. In fact, this applies to all those who once frolicked in mad joy here, but have gone, never to return. Except Merlin.
Those who call themselves the 'Paladins' and the 'Romantics', I'll leave for later.
LordSlowpoke, of the TWOCS. I faintly remember you being a supporter of mine. Nevertheless, I hate you. I hate you for opposing me, for summoning SPIDERMAN of all people, and for attempting to end the universe Ḇ̶̺̗̯̜̲ͨ̍ͦE̤͉̻̖̣͓̘ͣͩF͓͈͕͔͉̬͋̽ͪ̑ͧ͜O̝̯̤̭̰̖̔̄̋ͭ͜R̹͈̠̺̽̔̿̎̊̅Ẹ̹̌ͥ̽ ̤̭̂ͭ͌M̫̝͖̲̞͉̩̈́͋̋̔̔Y͎̬͇ͮͤͨ͟ͅ ̶̱͂̽̍͐ͥ̈́Ǧ̦͔͒ͧO̴͍̰̮̟͇̓͋͛̓D͇̪̏ͥͣ̒̇̊͞D͌ͣ͆A̴̪͔̠͍̹̰̖͆̽ͩ͗M̧̱̣͖N̪͎̪͇͙̲̣ͦ̊̓ͨͩ ̵̫ͬ̿ͬW̫͔̿̅R̺͊É̩̩̹͋̒͆ͨͫ͗S̤͓̠̠T̙L̓͆͊ͩͫ̇͋͘I̗̮͍̟̬͆ͅN̼̪̝͔̓G͓̗͖̭̪͉͍͋̄̈́͠ ̔ͦ҉͖M̛̲͍̳A̪͖̮̼͍̹ͦͪ̍̆T͎̱̰͙̪̲̽̒C̼̲̫̋ͤ̂ͅH͌ͮ̅͒҉̫̮̳̪ ̢̱̹̯̖̥̱͒̓ͯW̸͎ͬͤ͌ͮ̚A̓͂ͤͬ̎͝S̡̤͖̐ͣ́̾͛̃ ̏̌ͬͩ͋ͦͪ҉̮̮D͍̺͙̖̋͋̇̇͝O̥̘̗̱̗̬ͭ̔N̼̩͔̠̾̔Eͩ̾̇.̭͌ͮ̏̄̆"
Xantalos stops to calm down.
"Yoink and Miauw62, of the Drunken Fools. You have largely escaped my notice now that your leader Yoink has deserted us, but I still hate you for being useless with your omnipotnece. If I had your power, perhaps the others would not have been so arrogant.
Corai, my hatred for you extends mostly into the fact that you spend your time attempting to seduce an arrogant sometime rebel sometime dictator who has no idea what to do with his immortality now that his precious flesh companion is gone. Greatwyrm, I haven't actually seen you in a while, but I still despise you for closing your mind off of any other form of thinking, as you demonstrated by not being able to accept the fact that you would not be harmed by the destruction of the universe. Also, you seem to be unappetizingly mundane, and seem to believe that you have control over things in general. You don't sem to be able to accept the fact that here, things are anarchy. For soneone who claims to be a Moderate, you seem to be awfully controlling.
Vorthon, of the Isolationists. I've already detailed the reasons for my hatred toward you, and your faction name proves it: you stay out of the common conflict, not contributing to whatever cause seems to be the norm at this point. How can YOU be succesful at any endeavors when I cannot be? Also, you attempted, multiple times, to attack me during my wrestling match, on the basis that my manliness was offensive. No comment needed.
TCM: I don't actually hate you that much because there's a chance that you may attempt to pop a cap in my enemies' ass sometime. Otherwise, I'm just mildly disgruntled at you.
Cassandra, of the Disciples of Love: I hate you because you directly contradict my attempt to remove all ove from the universe by merely existing. Also, you seem to hate me, though I'm not sure why. Probably something to do with me attacking you at one point, and your inability to see past the destruction of your reality.
Finally, Misko of the Paladins. Quite honestly, you just seem to be obeying life's base perogative and making everything stable and safe for your offspring. Shows that you still can't shake off your human origins, no matter how you try. Even becoming a god didn't seem to quell your tendency of abusing your power when the situation is safe, and using it for 'the common good', or more often your own self interest, when in danger.
I despise you for that.
And finally, Lichette and Dirg of the Romantics. Dirg, you are essentially without consequence, which is why I initially tried to save you from falling in love with the lichette. I don't see why I tried. Now you just putter around, performing menial tasks for the lichette but never actually being an equal with her, yet still defending your relationship. It almost makes me pity you, and I hate you for that.
Lichette, you warrant your own section. You are everything I despise. You use your powers sparingly, choosing to ficus upon your defunct relationship with a pathetic sop rather than do anything of consequence. You freely admit to having slaughtered entire realities before, yet claim that 'being a different person' absolves you of that crime. You attempt to impose order on the cosmos. You defy me at every availabe opportunity, even when my action don't harm you, thought they often do. I hate you for not abusing you power; in fact, me attacking you like that has done more good for you than Dirg has in ages. Admit it, I can see your magic rejuvinated, no longer stale and unused. You feel alive as you can be. Most of all, though, I hate you for this: you can't admit that you are the KEY to all of this. YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS! The one all of us are sworn to defeat and kill, and you claim that just because YOU H̵̺͚͓̒̀͆̊Ạ̠͜V̼͇̻̻̣́͂̄ͭ͐ͪE̘̟̰͔̓̌̍ ̸̟̙̂ͭ̆̃ͪƠ̟̣̝̝͇̭T̖̮̦̗̜͐Ḩ̟͎̖̤͍̝̬̒ͣ͊ͭ̚Ȩ̻̟͔̦̳̲̩͗ͤ̿R̨ͫͯ̉̇̃ ̯̘̮͕̟̝̾̑ͮͦ͒͋̚P͇̟̟̳͍̻̌ͦ̄R̴̤̞̬̄̀̾̊İ̶̖͇̊̽̾̒̚Ó̲̤̦̖̘͍͒̆̚R̲̪̲̞͎̫ͣͣ̀I̛͎̦ͧ̅̌̑̊ͯ̓T͇̫̯͎̳͔̅̎I̝̠ͧͨͬ͒͌͞Ȇ̈́̓̍̈̓ͧS̨̯͑͋̍̈,̖̭͓̀̂̐ͩͤ̏͗ E͔̺̫͓̤̗̳ͣ̄͋̽͡V͔̼͇͇͍͉͓͇͐ͪ̒̅̽̿ͣͪÊ̦̪̱̟͚͖̱͙ͨͤ͛̋ͩ̚R̨͉̱̜̹̓͒̂̑͗ͩ̀Y̸̺̳͖̆̉̀ͤ̿ͧͧͅO̡̲̫̥̥̼̩̾ͯͫ̀͟Nͪͫ̈́ͭͪ͛͆͏̗̙̩̭͖E̛̮͈͍̝̱̭̭̐̉ͧ͟ͅ ̥̰̘͈͐͌ͨ͜͢Ẅ̵̖̦̘̭͖̦̺̳́ͤ͋̾͟͞I̷̡̩̥̞̥͗ͥ̂͒ͭ̆L̴̡͚̞̘̪̲̾̍ͧ̎ͪL̵̢̰̫̟̖̟͓͓̝̄̑͂͠ͅ ̡̫̫͕̄I̡̠̹̹ͪ̒́̓̄͊͘N̷̻͙̦̝̦̞ͫ̐̾̈́͜G̡̤̥̫͎͌̓̊̎Ǫ̸̥̳̼̖̟͎̈̒͌ͦ̎̚R̸̯͇͆ͤ̑̕E̷̡̧̤̜ͦ̅̓͑ ̮̗͇͇͈̝͖̖̄́ͬ̓͜͞Y̛͉͚ͣ͒ͥ̑̄̀Ọ̮̬͍͉̠̯͎̾̌̽̾͜Ư̅́̎͜҉̝̪͎ ̴̷̭̙̳̗̠̬͚͈̓͋ͬ̈̊̐͑̊͡ͅJ̷̫͉̝̪ͣ͆̋Ù̪͙̬͛̐ͪͣS̸̟̱̣̞̱͕̗͚͊̐̂͌̄̀͑̉͡T͙̃ͯ̄͆ͪ̚͡ ̶̷͖͈͉̜̈́B̵̥̲̼̩̯̉̿͡E̮̫̻̦̳͍̹͎̲̍̃͐ͯ̈̀͡C̩̝͚̤̯̮̟̠̹̈́ͩ̉A̵̩̜͗̈́̽̋̕ͅỤ͉̖͂̌̄̊̀ͮ̈S̶̵̢̬̩̹̮͒̂E̻̥̪̮ͧ̇ ͚̤̀͠Y̷͍̥̖̻̤̟ͬ̓O̖̪̜̻̒̏ͨ̔U̶̥͛́̚ ̨̦̃͛̂͋́H̵̨̛̪̼͈̦̱̼͈̓̈́ͬ̾̑̚A̼̭̰̽͐̏͞͠V̼̯͕̱̋̏̅͌̓̾́Eͪͪ̍ͨ̌̌̉͏̩̭̬̩͡ ̨̖̰̼̹͍͊͒͒͆̆P̝̳͎͓͖͂̆͌͠Ơ̷͖̟̯̗̼̍̑̆̔ͥ̆̚W̲̞̝̗̰̮̲̆̉̄̒̇ͤḘ̡̗́͋ͭ̿̊̃͛̆ͅR̭̻̖͉̹ͨ͆̓̉ͬ̿́?̩̮̠̟̠͍͓͉ͪ̓̏̑ͨ̊̓!̸̤̘̥̫͔ͩͪ̋̆
N̷̠̮̺̝̙̤̈́ͯͦ̄̊ͨ̃͆̊̂̐̐͗̀̚O̸͉̻̝̞̣͓͖̼ͨ̊̆ͬ͊ͦ̏̒̃̓͂ͣ̀ͯ̚͢ͅ!̡̛̯̞̯̜̱̫̺͙̹͔̞͍͖̗̠̯̥̿ͮ̀̃̄̀̾̇̚͜ͅ
You are the one who must die for all of this to end. Tim, I rather despise you for thinking that just because you have power, you can make us behave, but that pales in comparison beside my hate for the corpse. What was that quote? 'You have no idea of the amount of hate I feel for you at this very instant. If you took all 198 million miles of my circutry ad enscribed the word 'hate' on every nanometer, it would not convey one trillionth the amount of hate I feel toward you now. Hate. Hate.'
Or something as such. Anyhow, hello. My name is Xantalos. I hate you. Prepare to die."
Xantalos reaches through dimensions and crushes the dice to recieve a +123 bonus. He then annihilates everybody in the RTD save for himself and the GM. Then, with a snap of his fingers, he is gone, leaving only the GM.
Post by: Cassandra on December 15, 2012, 01:05:05 am
Just smite Xantalos while he is blabbering on.
Then, assume the persona of a superheroine, a bow user.
Post by: misko27 on December 15, 2012, 01:27:22 am
>Oh fuck you GM. In any situation it my descision. And I've killed Corai enough. Switch Cosmic Places of Corai and Actual wife, leading her to be dead, and wife to be alive.
>Running, out, of things. Fuck it. Kidnap Mary jane, tie her to bomb. Put her and bomb in heavily armoured stell ball. Shoot her into space. Try catching that Spidey
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 15, 2012, 02:07:41 am
I have no idea. I'll make a wild guess.
Kill Engineer. Steal turret, teleporter, and dispenser technology.
Post by: Dirg on December 15, 2012, 02:40:50 am
Post by: anailater on December 15, 2012, 07:00:43 am
Become the batman, kill the Spderman, Take my loot.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 15, 2012, 08:20:09 am
WALK IN NONCHALANTLY
ALSO, CHANGE TWOCS THEME MUSIC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPvZk7PsylU)
Post by: Vorthon on December 15, 2012, 12:39:35 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 15, 2012, 05:58:10 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 15, 2012, 08:16:45 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 16, 2012, 12:05:18 pm
EW. NO.(6+1vs2+123) YOU NAG SPIDEY UNTIL HE SMITES YOU. AGAIN.
NAG SPIDEY UNTIL HE NOT KILLS ME IN THE PAST. RETURN TO MISKO.
WELP, TIME FOR THE END.(3) YOU AND A BUNCH OF YOUR ALLIES SIT AROUND TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA BE A HAVE A SUPER COOL FINAL STAND.
HAVE A GANGSTER'S FINAL STAND. GO DOWN A LEGEND.
Xantalos reappears as an unobtrusive old lizardlike bird in a leather coat with a cane. While in an appropiately monolougey setting, he begins talking.(1+1) YOU RESPAWN AS A GENETICALLY ALTERED MONSTROSITY. THEN, BEING A GENETICALLY ALTERED MONSTER, YOU COLLAPSE FROM IMPROPER GENE TINKERING.
"...I hate every one of you, do you know that? Every. Single. One of you. I've hated you, I think at least, ever since Dirg started all of this by joining the lichette. Thank you for that, Dirg, you lifted the veil from my eyes. Before all this I was blind, a mad god if you will, call me Azathoth. I lashed out blindly, ignorant and uncaring of whatever consequences my actions had. Hell, I'm pretty sure I was the one who kickstarted Slowpoke on his plot in the first place! Now Spidey's here. I hate him too.
Where was I? ... Oh yes, hating everyone. I suppose you all will want your egos to be flattered, so I'll point out the miniscule things and the major things in each and every person here that makes me want them dead.
Zomara, of the Swaggot faction. An unobtrusive faction, with no bonus and no consequence for the whole situation, the projenitor long gone, the husk of their influence remaining. I hate him or her or it for not being here and possibly supporting me. I hope they suffer great torment, wherever they are. In fact, this applies to all those who once frolicked in mad joy here, but have gone, never to return. Except Merlin.
Those who call themselves the 'Paladins' and the 'Romantics', I'll leave for later.
LordSlowpoke, of the TWOCS. I faintly remember you being a supporter of mine. Nevertheless, I hate you. I hate you for opposing me, for summoning SPIDERMAN of all people, and for attempting to end the universe Ḇ̶̺̗̯̜̲ͨ̍ͦE̤͉̻̖̣͓̘ͣͩF͓͈͕͔͉̬͋̽ͪ̑ͧ͜O̝̯̤̭̰̖̔̄̋ͭ͜R̹͈̠̺̽̔̿̎̊̅Ẹ̹̌ͥ̽ ̤̭̂ͭ͌M̫̝͖̲̞͉̩̈́͋̋̔̔Y͎̬͇ͮͤͨ͟ͅ ̶̱͂̽̍͐ͥ̈́Ǧ̦͔͒ͧO̴͍̰̮̟͇̓͋͛̓D͇̪̏ͥͣ̒̇̊͞D͌ͣ͆A̴̪͔̠͍̹̰̖͆̽ͩ͗M̧̱̣͖N̪͎̪͇͙̲̣ͦ̊̓ͨͩ ̵̫ͬ̿ͬW̫͔̿̅R̺͊É̩̩̹͋̒͆ͨͫ͗S̤͓̠̠T̙L̓͆͊ͩͫ̇͋͘I̗̮͍̟̬͆ͅN̼̪̝͔̓G͓̗͖̭̪͉͍͋̄̈́͠ ̔ͦ҉͖M̛̲͍̳A̪͖̮̼͍̹ͦͪ̍̆T͎̱̰͙̪̲̽̒C̼̲̫̋ͤ̂ͅH͌ͮ̅͒҉̫̮̳̪ ̢̱̹̯̖̥̱͒̓ͯW̸͎ͬͤ͌ͮ̚A̓͂ͤͬ̎͝S̡̤͖̐ͣ́̾͛̃ ̏̌ͬͩ͋ͦͪ҉̮̮D͍̺͙̖̋͋̇̇͝O̥̘̗̱̗̬ͭ̔N̼̩͔̠̾̔Eͩ̾̇.̭͌ͮ̏̄̆"
Xantalos stops to calm down.
"Yoink and Miauw62, of the Drunken Fools. You have largely escaped my notice now that your leader Yoink has deserted us, but I still hate you for being useless with your omnipotnece. If I had your power, perhaps the others would not have been so arrogant.
Corai, my hatred for you extends mostly into the fact that you spend your time attempting to seduce an arrogant sometime rebel sometime dictator who has no idea what to do with his immortality now that his precious flesh companion is gone. Greatwyrm, I haven't actually seen you in a while, but I still despise you for closing your mind off of any other form of thinking, as you demonstrated by not being able to accept the fact that you would not be harmed by the destruction of the universe. Also, you seem to be unappetizingly mundane, and seem to believe that you have control over things in general. You don't sem to be able to accept the fact that here, things are anarchy. For soneone who claims to be a Moderate, you seem to be awfully controlling.
Vorthon, of the Isolationists. I've already detailed the reasons for my hatred toward you, and your faction name proves it: you stay out of the common conflict, not contributing to whatever cause seems to be the norm at this point. How can YOU be succesful at any endeavors when I cannot be? Also, you attempted, multiple times, to attack me during my wrestling match, on the basis that my manliness was offensive. No comment needed.
TCM: I don't actually hate you that much because there's a chance that you may attempt to pop a cap in my enemies' ass sometime. Otherwise, I'm just mildly disgruntled at you.
Cassandra, of the Disciples of Love: I hate you because you directly contradict my attempt to remove all ove from the universe by merely existing. Also, you seem to hate me, though I'm not sure why. Probably something to do with me attacking you at one point, and your inability to see past the destruction of your reality.
Finally, Misko of the Paladins. Quite honestly, you just seem to be obeying life's base perogative and making everything stable and safe for your offspring. Shows that you still can't shake off your human origins, no matter how you try. Even becoming a god didn't seem to quell your tendency of abusing your power when the situation is safe, and using it for 'the common good', or more often your own self interest, when in danger.
I despise you for that.
And finally, Lichette and Dirg of the Romantics. Dirg, you are essentially without consequence, which is why I initially tried to save you from falling in love with the lichette. I don't see why I tried. Now you just putter around, performing menial tasks for the lichette but never actually being an equal with her, yet still defending your relationship. It almost makes me pity you, and I hate you for that.
Lichette, you warrant your own section. You are everything I despise. You use your powers sparingly, choosing to ficus upon your defunct relationship with a pathetic sop rather than do anything of consequence. You freely admit to having slaughtered entire realities before, yet claim that 'being a different person' absolves you of that crime. You attempt to impose order on the cosmos. You defy me at every availabe opportunity, even when my action don't harm you, thought they often do. I hate you for not abusing you power; in fact, me attacking you like that has done more good for you than Dirg has in ages. Admit it, I can see your magic rejuvinated, no longer stale and unused. You feel alive as you can be. Most of all, though, I hate you for this: you can't admit that you are the KEY to all of this. YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS! The one all of us are sworn to defeat and kill, and you claim that just because YOU H̵̺͚͓̒̀͆̊Ạ̠͜V̼͇̻̻̣́͂̄ͭ͐ͪE̘̟̰͔̓̌̍ ̸̟̙̂ͭ̆̃ͪƠ̟̣̝̝͇̭T̖̮̦̗̜͐Ḩ̟͎̖̤͍̝̬̒ͣ͊ͭ̚Ȩ̻̟͔̦̳̲̩͗ͤ̿R̨ͫͯ̉̇̃ ̯̘̮͕̟̝̾̑ͮͦ͒͋̚P͇̟̟̳͍̻̌ͦ̄R̴̤̞̬̄̀̾̊İ̶̖͇̊̽̾̒̚Ó̲̤̦̖̘͍͒̆̚R̲̪̲̞͎̫ͣͣ̀I̛͎̦ͧ̅̌̑̊ͯ̓T͇̫̯͎̳͔̅̎I̝̠ͧͨͬ͒͌͞Ȇ̈́̓̍̈̓ͧS̨̯͑͋̍̈,̖̭͓̀̂̐ͩͤ̏͗ E͔̺̫͓̤̗̳ͣ̄͋̽͡V͔̼͇͇͍͉͓͇͐ͪ̒̅̽̿ͣͪÊ̦̪̱̟͚͖̱͙ͨͤ͛̋ͩ̚R̨͉̱̜̹̓͒̂̑͗ͩ̀Y̸̺̳͖̆̉̀ͤ̿ͧͧͅO̡̲̫̥̥̼̩̾ͯͫ̀͟Nͪͫ̈́ͭͪ͛͆͏̗̙̩̭͖E̛̮͈͍̝̱̭̭̐̉ͧ͟ͅ ̥̰̘͈͐͌ͨ͜͢Ẅ̵̖̦̘̭͖̦̺̳́ͤ͋̾͟͞I̷̡̩̥̞̥͗ͥ̂͒ͭ̆L̴̡͚̞̘̪̲̾̍ͧ̎ͪL̵̢̰̫̟̖̟͓͓̝̄̑͂͠ͅ ̡̫̫͕̄I̡̠̹̹ͪ̒́̓̄͊͘N̷̻͙̦̝̦̞ͫ̐̾̈́͜G̡̤̥̫͎͌̓̊̎Ǫ̸̥̳̼̖̟͎̈̒͌ͦ̎̚R̸̯͇͆ͤ̑̕E̷̡̧̤̜ͦ̅̓͑ ̮̗͇͇͈̝͖̖̄́ͬ̓͜͞Y̛͉͚ͣ͒ͥ̑̄̀Ọ̮̬͍͉̠̯͎̾̌̽̾͜Ư̅́̎͜҉̝̪͎ ̴̷̭̙̳̗̠̬͚͈̓͋ͬ̈̊̐͑̊͡ͅJ̷̫͉̝̪ͣ͆̋Ù̪͙̬͛̐ͪͣS̸̟̱̣̞̱͕̗͚͊̐̂͌̄̀͑̉͡T͙̃ͯ̄͆ͪ̚͡ ̶̷͖͈͉̜̈́B̵̥̲̼̩̯̉̿͡E̮̫̻̦̳͍̹͎̲̍̃͐ͯ̈̀͡C̩̝͚̤̯̮̟̠̹̈́ͩ̉A̵̩̜͗̈́̽̋̕ͅỤ͉̖͂̌̄̊̀ͮ̈S̶̵̢̬̩̹̮͒̂E̻̥̪̮ͧ̇ ͚̤̀͠Y̷͍̥̖̻̤̟ͬ̓O̖̪̜̻̒̏ͨ̔U̶̥͛́̚ ̨̦̃͛̂͋́H̵̨̛̪̼͈̦̱̼͈̓̈́ͬ̾̑̚A̼̭̰̽͐̏͞͠V̼̯͕̱̋̏̅͌̓̾́Eͪͪ̍ͨ̌̌̉͏̩̭̬̩͡ ̨̖̰̼̹͍͊͒͒͆̆P̝̳͎͓͖͂̆͌͠Ơ̷͖̟̯̗̼̍̑̆̔ͥ̆̚W̲̞̝̗̰̮̲̆̉̄̒̇ͤḘ̡̗́͋ͭ̿̊̃͛̆ͅR̭̻̖͉̹ͨ͆̓̉ͬ̿́?̩̮̠̟̠͍͓͉ͪ̓̏̑ͨ̊̓!̸̤̘̥̫͔ͩͪ̋̆
N̷̠̮̺̝̙̤̈́ͯͦ̄̊ͨ̃͆̊̂̐̐͗̀̚O̸͉̻̝̞̣͓͖̼ͨ̊̆ͬ͊ͦ̏̒̃̓͂ͣ̀ͯ̚͢ͅ!̡̛̯̞̯̜̱̫̺͙̹͔̞͍͖̗̠̯̥̿ͮ̀̃̄̀̾̇̚͜ͅ
You are the one who must die for all of this to end. Tim, I rather despise you for thinking that just because you have power, you can make us behave, but that pales in comparison beside my hate for the corpse. What was that quote? 'You have no idea of the amount of hate I feel for you at this very instant. If you took all 198 million miles of my circutry ad enscribed the word 'hate' on every nanometer, it would not convey one trillionth the amount of hate I feel toward you now. Hate. Hate.'
Or something as such. Anyhow, hello. My name is Xantalos. I hate you. Prepare to die."
Xantalos reaches through dimensions and crushes the dice to recieve a +123 bonus. He then annihilates everybody in the RTD save for himself and the GM. Then, with a snap of his fingers, he is gone, leaving only the GM.
"Eh. Not impressed."(5+2) EVEN WHEN HE'S DIED ONCE, THE GUY CAN'T GET A BREAK. (6+2) YOU BECOME CHICK HAWKEYE. ASSUMING HAWKEYE HAD SUPERMANS POWERS AS WELL.
Just smite Xantalos while he is blabbering on.
Then, assume the persona of a superheroine, a bow user.
Was I suppised to read that? Hell Xantalos, that's longer then MY rants. And mine involved less bbc. I do notice essentially Xantalos actually descibed me in a light I completely agree with. I AM Human, as I've mentioned, and despite my opponents comments to the contrary.(6+2) MY BODY IS READY, MISKO. (5+2vs4+1) THEN CORAI IS KILLED. AGAIN. SHE'S YOUR BITCH IN MANY, MANY WAYS. (1+2vs3+5) SPIDERMAN DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
>Oh fuck you GM. In any situation it my descision. And I've killed Corai enough. Switch Cosmic Places of Corai and Actual wife, leading her to be dead, and wife to be alive.
>Running, out, of things. Fuck it. Kidnap Mary jane, tie her to bomb. Put her and bomb in heavily armoured stell ball. Shoot her into space. Try catching that Spidey
White-haired...southerner?(3+2) YOU KILL THE ENGINEER, BORROWING HIS TOOLBOXES.
I have no idea. I'll make a wild guess.
Kill Engineer. Steal turret, teleporter, and dispenser technology.
SUMMON IRON-MAN TO KICK SPIDERMAN'S ASS. USE MY AWESOME POWERS TO DEDUCE WHO I NEED TO ELIMINATE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE AND HOPE IT'S NOT MORGAN FREEMAN GOD.(6+2vs5+5) SPIDERMAN KICKS IRON MANS ASS, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSES.
"Do you hate me?"(4vs4+123) "Yes."
Become the batman, kill the Spderman, Take my loot.
HE JUST BLINKS TWICE, AND YOU'RE GONE.
RIP A HOLE INTO THE TWENTY SEVENTH DIMENSION(3+3) ALL CASUAL LIKE, YOU RIP THE VERY DIMENSIONS IN TWAIN. (2+3) SWAG #420YOLO OR SOME SHIT. YOU'RE THE GOD OF THE 21ST CENTURY SWAGGOTS.(5+3) ALRIGHTY.
WALK IN NONCHALANTLY
ALSO, CHANGE TWOCS THEME MUSIC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPvZk7PsylU)
Lead my empire to find a new home universe, preferably one just in the starting stages of star formation.(5+2) FINALLY, YOU AND YOUR EMPIRE LEAVE FOR A NEW UNIVERSE, WHICH YOU PROMPTLY LAUNCH A BLITZKRIEG AGAINST AND CONQUER.
>FORGE THE SWORD NIHIL THAT GIVES +3 ROLL BONUS TO ITS WIELDER AND CUTS THROUGH CREATION LIKE A WARM KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER(3) YOU DRAW A PRETTY BAD-ASS LOOKING SWORD IN ALGEBRA BEFORE MR. GERAIS RIPS THE PAPER UP
"THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAILING."
(2) OH NOES! DETENTION!
HAHA! THAT WAS NOT MY LIFE FORCE, BUT CORAI'S! JOIN XANTALOS IN WHATEVER HE'S DOING. BUT DIFFERENTLY. BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING RIGHT NOW.(3+1vs6+1) NAW. IT WAS YOURS.
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"Well then. GM, how do we stop him?"
"Spiderman? Oh, you don't stop him. The dice do. You just have to defeat the final boss."
Tim shrugs before lifting Xantalos' body with Rorshach and putting it into the shuttle. (5+4) They fly off to a suspiciously colorless world.
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 16, 2012, 12:08:12 pm
Reverse-engineer technologies Engie had.
Kill my second guess as to the white-haired southerner: Colonel Sanders.
Post by: anailater on December 16, 2012, 12:13:50 pm
Go back in time, become the spiderman.
Post by: TCM on December 16, 2012, 12:15:31 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 16, 2012, 12:23:07 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 16, 2012, 12:23:32 pm
>Imply spider-man is abusing spiders.
Post by: miauw62 on December 16, 2012, 12:26:29 pm
REACH INTO ELDRITCH POWERS TO GAIN A +123 BONUS, THEN GIVE IT TO YOINK. BECOME PART OF YOINK.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 16, 2012, 12:28:03 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 12:29:19 pm
YOU IDIOTS! EVEN THE GM SAID SO! AFTER ALL, WHO THE HELL IS THE FINAL BOSS?!
Ask Tim what we need to do here. Casually shoot the lichette in the face from the other side of the universe while doing so. With an antimatter gun.
Post by: Dirg on December 16, 2012, 12:29:57 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 16, 2012, 02:34:33 pm
ENSLAVE ZOMARA USING MYSTICAL SWAG POWERS
Post by: da_nang on December 16, 2012, 05:11:17 pm
Post by: Corai on December 16, 2012, 06:05:48 pm
RECRUIT A VILLAIN TO ATTACK SPIDERMAN.
SINCE A VILLAIN IS GONNA DO THE ACTUAL ATTACKING, YOUR +123 IS USELESS! ... OR IS THAT WHEN A HERO ATTACKS YOU... ... WHATEVER.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 17, 2012, 10:54:20 pm
First guess wrong, oops.(1+2) YOU MANAGE TO CREATE A PRIMITIVE TELEPORTER, MOVING PEOPLE FROM ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM TO THE OTHER. (1+2) YOU MAUL SOME KFCS.
Reverse-engineer technologies Engie had.
Kill my second guess as to the white-haired southerner: Colonel Sanders.
"It's clear what i must do.."(4vs6+4) AND THEN YOU COMBUSTED.
Go back in time, become the spiderman.
Become King of Westside. Gain +2 Bonus. Rally my homies for the final battle, where we take out every other crime syndicate in the multiverse.(1) SOMETHING'S WRONG. SOMETHING'S VERY, VERY WRONG. IT'S LIKELY THE HORDES OF TRAITORS GUNNING YOU DOWN.
Industrialize my new universe. Continue being all isolationist-y.(3+2) YEAH! PRODUCTIVITY AND STUFF!
Summon Super PETA.(2+2) SUPER PETA IS INDEED SUPER. (4+2vs5+4) IT'S POINTED OUT THAT SPIDERMAN IS ONLY DOING WHAT PETA THEMSELVES DO.
>Imply spider-man is abusing spiders.
"I'M BACK, MOTHAFUCKAZ!"(4vs2+4) NOW YOU'RE GONE. MOTHERFUCKA.
REACH INTO ELDRITCH POWERS TO GAIN A +123 BONUS, THEN GIVE IT TO YOINK. BECOME PART OF YOINK.
Rally together as many people, animals, and things possible, before going off and KILLING Lichette! I mean, Spidey is NOT the final boss. DIRG is not the final boss. SHE is the only one who COULD be the final boss.(4+1vs5+3) SHE LOOKS AT YOU FROM THE GALACTIC CORE, BEFORE YOU'RE TORN TO SHREDS BY THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION.
"Didn't do his research..."
"Such is the way of the dice, I suppose. Nevertheless,"Chaplin."
YOU IDIOTS! EVEN THE GM SAID SO! AFTER ALL, WHO THE HELL IS THE FINAL BOSS?!
Ask Tim what we need to do here. Casually shoot the lichette in the face from the other side of the universe while doing so. With an antimatter gun.
(2+1vs4+3)
She reverses the antimatters quantum flux field via gravitational particle magnetic interference. I didn't know what I said either.
"Wait, didn't Stan Lee once say that if someone had a can of raid when they first started making super heroes, their entire line would be wiped out?"SUMMON WAR MACHINE TO AVENGE IRON MAN EQUIPPED WITH EXPLOSIVE CANS OF RAID. BOOST WAR MACHINE'S POWER SO HE CAN STAND A CHANCE AGAINST SPIDERMAN.(3+2vs2+4) YOU FAIL. AGAIN.
REENLIST AID OF MECHAZILLA AND OTHER PRE-TIMESHIFT MINIONS(6+3,6+3) YOU AND YOUR DOMINION OF EVIL AND STUFF ENSLAVE ZOMARA W/ALL THEIR SWAG!
ENSLAVE ZOMARA USING MYSTICAL SWAG POWERS
>TRY. TRY AGAIN. FORGE THAT FUCKING SWORD WITH POWERS OF THE VOID AND OBLITERATE MR. GERAIS FOR HIS INSOLENCE.(4) YOU MAKE A SWORD OF ROLL FOR A GODDAMN BONUS.
GOOD LORD THAT 123 IS IRRITATING BEYOND ALL BELIEF.(4+1vs4+4) STOMPED. AGAIN.
RECRUIT A VILLAIN TO ATTACK SPIDERMAN.
SINCE A VILLAIN IS GONNA DO THE ACTUAL ATTACKING, YOUR +123 IS USELESS! ... OR IS THAT WHEN A HERO ATTACKS YOU... ... WHATEVER.
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Tim looks around nervously.
"Yup. Just waiting on Xantalos and T. now."
Spiderman goes batshit crazy, running after GWG with a crazed look.
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Post by: Corai on December 17, 2012, 10:56:07 pm
GO COOK A CUPCAKE FOR SPIDERMAN. INGREDIENTS INCLUDE CASSANDRA, TCM AND SUGAR.
Post by: misko27 on December 17, 2012, 10:59:40 pm
Am now bored. As such, the solution is wholesale murder of the innocents.
>Now, where was I in leaading a viloent and bloodthirsty people? Issue a Call-to-Arms, decrying the spider man.
>As they march to Spider man, sack and pillage areas we pass through. Sacrifice's to Ares where applicable.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 17, 2012, 10:59:59 pm
Hire Spider-Man. Offer him a 15% raise plus life insurance.
Send Spider-Man to kill Paula Dean.
Kill Colonel Sanders.
Post by: Vorthon on December 17, 2012, 11:01:41 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 18, 2012, 12:18:03 am
Post by: anailater on December 18, 2012, 02:44:46 am
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Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 18, 2012, 09:40:45 am
Alright, so given the amount of turns, and my naughty furbies promiscuos nature, and the fact I had them spread out throughout the entire universe.... CALL ALL NAUGHTY FURBIES TO ARMS AND HAVE THEM HARVEST AS MUCH RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HARMING THE PLANETS TO BADLY. USE ACQUIRED RESOURCES TO PROPERLY EQUIP MY MASS NAUGHTY FURBY ARMY WITH HIGH TECH LASER RIFLES AND MILDLY PROTECTIVE SMART SUITS WITH A SMALL AMOUNTS OF EXPLOSIVES IN THEM THAT TAKE OVER IF IT NO LONGER SENSES THE NAUGHTY FURBIES' HEARTBEAT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES ANYTHING IT SENSES NEARBY THAT'S NOT ALSO WEARING A SMART SUIT WITH THE PROPER FRIEND OR FOE CODES.
RETCON ALL OF DIRG'S CREATION OUT OF EXISTENCE
BRING OUT THE ICE CREAM.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 18, 2012, 11:23:48 am
Unshred self, and go back to being high with my GMod soldiers. Maybe I'll have some revelation towards what to do.
Post by: TCM on December 18, 2012, 11:41:03 pm
GET THAT +2 ROLL BONUS THROUGH OG STATUS
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 19, 2012, 12:08:28 am
...(5+1vs1+2,6) YOU GO TO KILL THEM, CATCHING CASSANDRA UNAWARE, BUT, FOR SOME REASON, TCM SAVES HER. HE FEELS BRIEFLY CONTAMINATED BY ANOTHER UNIVERSE. WHERE HE ISN'T 100% PIMP!
GO COOK A CUPCAKE FOR SPIDERMAN. INGREDIENTS INCLUDE CASSANDRA, TCM AND SUGAR.
Hmm.(3+2)YEAH! ARMIES AND STUFF! (2+2) AS PER THE USUAL, YOU KILL AND RAPE THE INNOCENT. IN EITHER OTDER.
Am now bored. As such, the solution is wholesale murder of the innocents.
>Now, where was I in leaading a viloent and bloodthirsty people? Issue a Call-to-Arms, decrying the spider man.
>As they march to Spider man, sack and pillage areas we pass through. Sacrifice's to Ares where applicable.
Corai, you still work for me. At least quit first.(1+2VS3+4) YOU WOULD, BUT HE'S TOO BUSY SHOVING YOUR FOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Hire Spider-Man. Offer him a 15% raise plus life insurance.
Send Spider-Man to kill Paula Dean.
Kill Colonel Sanders.
CONTINUE INDUSTRIALIZING(1+2) AS YOUR AREA IS ALREADY QUITE INDUSTRIAL, THE CONTINUATION OF THE INDUSTRIALIZATION DOES LITTLE.
Put on Charlie Chaplin mustache and hat. And nose. If that is not what is required ...(2+1) A SLIGHT HAZE APPEARS IN THE AREA AROUND YOU, BEFORE DISSOLVING. NOT ONE TO BE DAUNTED BY SUCH THINGS, YOU CONTINUE, (5+1) AND HE SPAWNS, USING YOUR BODY FOR A HOST.do Charlie ChaplinSUMMON Charlie Chaplin.
Continue the time machine making, IT IS POSSIBLE!(1) NOT FOR YOU, IT SEEMS.
Alright, so given the amount of turns, and my naughty furbies promiscuos nature, and the fact I had them spread out throughout the entire universe.... CALL ALL NAUGHTY FURBIES TO ARMS AND HAVE THEM HARVEST AS MUCH RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HARMING THE PLANETS TO BADLY. USE ACQUIRED RESOURCES TO PROPERLY EQUIP MY MASS NAUGHTY FURBY ARMY WITH HIGH TECH LASER RIFLES AND MILDLY PROTECTIVE SMART SUITS WITH A SMALL AMOUNTS OF EXPLOSIVES IN THEM THAT TAKE OVER IF IT NO LONGER SENSES THE NAUGHTY FURBIES' HEARTBEAT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES ANYTHING IT SENSES NEARBY THAT'S NOT ALSO WEARING A SMART SUIT WITH THE PROPER FRIEND OR FOE CODES.(1+2) DUDE, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO COMPLEX WITH THE OUTFIT OF LUSTFUL CHILD TOYS?
(1+2vs3+2) YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING THEM! THAT'S DIRG'S JOB!Alright, so given the amount of turns, and my naughty furbies promiscuos nature, and the fact I had them spread out throughout the entire universe.... CALL ALL NAUGHTY FURBIES TO ARMS AND HAVE THEM HARVEST AS MUCH RESOURCES AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HARMING THE PLANETS TO BADLY. USE ACQUIRED RESOURCES TO PROPERLY EQUIP MY MASS NAUGHTY FURBY ARMY WITH HIGH TECH LASER RIFLES AND MILDLY PROTECTIVE SMART SUITS WITH A SMALL AMOUNTS OF EXPLOSIVES IN THEM THAT TAKE OVER IF IT NO LONGER SENSES THE NAUGHTY FURBIES' HEARTBEAT AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHES ANYTHING IT SENSES NEARBY THAT'S NOT ALSO WEARING A SMART SUIT WITH THE PROPER FRIEND OR FOE CODES.
RETCON ALL OF DIRG'S CREATION OUT OF EXISTENCE
BRING OUT THE ICE CREAM.
"Hm...That didn't work very well..."(1+1) THEY REVOLT! THEY WANT A BETTER LIFE THAN THIS...
Unshred self, and go back to being high with my GMod soldiers. Maybe I'll have some revelation towards what to do.
COME BACK TO LIFE VIA DUES EX MACHINA(3) ZOMBIES EXIST! (2) BUT YOU'RE AN UNORIGINAL GANGSTER.
GET THAT +2 ROLL BONUS THROUGH OG STATUS
BOSSES:
"So. Just need that wierd one now."
SPIDERMAN TURN SIGHT ON SLOWPOKE NAOW. LOOKOUT1!11111!!!!1!1
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Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 19, 2012, 12:12:50 am
Nuke Colonel, this has gone on long enough.
Ask Spiderman if he's still planning to kill Paula Dean like I asked.
Post by: Vorthon on December 19, 2012, 12:13:30 am
Post by: Cassandra on December 19, 2012, 12:14:46 am
Also, turn Corai into a neat hat, via FREAKING EYE BEAMS!
Post by: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 12:16:59 am
Use Micheal Jordan's arms to reach out across the universe and reel 'the wierd one' in.
Ignore hate-filled personality attempting to surface.
Post by: Corai on December 19, 2012, 12:18:52 am
Post by: anailater on December 19, 2012, 09:36:14 am
Post by: misko27 on December 19, 2012, 09:54:22 am
>Ask assembled NPCs what their plan is while either my side or spider man is slaughtered.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 19, 2012, 09:56:51 am
NARRATE THAT HE IS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND TELL SOMEONE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 19, 2012, 11:18:04 am
Post by: Dirg on December 19, 2012, 03:40:13 pm
Post by: miauw62 on December 19, 2012, 03:41:53 pm
Post by: TCM on December 19, 2012, 07:14:01 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 19, 2012, 07:37:04 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 19, 2012, 08:42:05 pm
GWG. You failed the roll to hire spidey. Not to kill Sanders. I would roll Sanders v spidey.Oh.
Ignore misinformed action.
Kill Paula Deen. Or Colonel Sanders, if he's alive.
Research white-haired Southerners.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 20, 2012, 08:47:44 pm
...That's the first time I've accidentally posted in the OOC thread.
Ignore misinformed action.
Kill Paula Deen. Or Colonel Sanders, if he's alive.
Research white-haired Southerners.
GWG. You failed the roll to hire spidey. Not to kill Sanders. I would roll Sanders v spidey.Oh.(2+2vs4) A HORDE OF FLYING CHICKEN COME UP AND SEND YOU ON A RETREAT! (6+2) WELL, SOMETIMES, SOUTHERNERS CAN HAVE WHITE HAIR. THERE'S A LOT OF SOUTHERNERS WITH WHITE HAIR, YOU LEARN.
Go all Deus Est Machina. (I.E. Create a godlike AI.)(2+2) YOU MAKE A PROPHET LIKE AI.
Wait patiently, bow at the ready.(1+2vs5+1) CORAI USES HER OVERWHELMING FEMINITY TO REVERSE THE BEAM, TURNING YOU INTO AN UNUSUAL HAT.
Also, turn Corai into a neat hat, via FREAKING EYE BEAMS!
Absorb Charlie Chaplin's personality, gaining a tendency to act vaguely Mobsterish, see?(4+1vs4+4) HE DUCKS UNDERNEATH YOUR SOUL SUCKER TO SNATCH UP SOME CHANGE, LETTING THE MAN ANGRY AT HIS TO ACCIDENTALLY HIT YOU WITH A CELLO.
Use Micheal Jordan's arms to reach out across the universe and reel 'the wierd one' in.
Ignore hate-filled personality attempting to surface.
BECOME NICE HAT AND SIT ON CASSANDRA'S HEAD. AS A NICE HAT, SHOOT NICENESS AT EVERYONE.(2+1) YOU BECOME A GIBUS ON A HAT.
MEDITATE, UNLOCK INNER-PEACE, SHOOT PEACE BEAMS AT SPIDER-MAN!(6) YOU ARE COMPLETELY CONSUMED BY YOUR INNER PEACE AND ASCEND TO NIRVANA.
>Send horde against spider man.(2+1vs1+123) "Well, sent out my army. What're you guys plann-agh!"
>Ask assembled NPCs what their plan is while either my side or spider man is slaughtered.
YOU DIE!
PUT SPIDERMAN ON TOP OF A TOWER.(3+3) SOMEONE NAMED HILARITY OWL SHOWS UP AND (5) MAKES FRIENDS WITH SPIDERMAN!
NARRATE THAT HE IS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND TELL SOMEONE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT! GIVE IT TO THEM! GO BACK TO RELEVATING!(2+1) THEY WANT YOUR CHASTITY. YOU GIVE IT TO THEM!
KEEP TRYING TO MAKE LASER RIFLES FOR NAUGHTY FURBIES AND DOWNGRADE SMART ARMOR IDEA TO JUST MILDLY PROTECTIVE ARMOR. THEN BUILD SOME TANKS AND FIGHTER JETS FOR THE FURBIES TO PILOT.(1+2) THEY ARE OUTFITTED PRETTY WELL. FOR MEDIEVAL TIME. IF THEY WERE FACING PEASANTS. WHO WERE JUST RAIDED. AND KILLED.
BLOW UP ELDRITCH POWERS FROM INSIDE, GIVE EVERYBODY INFINITE POWER.(4) YOU DO SO. NOTHING IS CHANGED.
GO TO AL CAPONE, STEAL SOUL, BECOME ORIGINAL ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY GANGSTER LAWYER PRESIDENT SCIENCE OF NIGGA TEARIN' UP WOOD AND THESE WHITE GIRLIES: +2 BONUS(4) YOU EAT CAPONES SOUL AND USE IT TO FUEL YOUR BONUS! (5) +2 ACQUIRED. YOU CAN TRANSFORM IT INTO A +3 WITH YOUR REMAINING POWER, OR FIRE A MALUS AT ANOTHER PLAYER.
>USE THE SWORD TO ROLL FOR BONUS(3) YOU GET A BONUS TO DYING. NOW YOUR DEATHS WILL GET MORE SCREENTIME.
NPCS:
"Shit man. Cassandra's now a hat and shit. Hey, Lichette. You better fix her shit."
(1+3) With a few quick hand motions, Lichette restores Cassandra to how she was before.
(3+4) Tim n' crew course through the universe, eventually landing on a planet which definatly doesn't need a hand. It's a planet literally covered with hands.
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Post by: misko27 on December 20, 2012, 08:53:19 pm
>Hmm. It seems like you guys have a 8)
Hand on things. I'ma just be leaving.
Post by: anailater on December 20, 2012, 08:53:46 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 20, 2012, 08:57:43 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 20, 2012, 09:03:55 pm
Hi-five every hand on the planet. To the side! Down low! Too slow.
Having won their respect, make them reach out across the universe and grab and reel in the Final Boss.
Post by: TCM on December 20, 2012, 09:15:32 pm
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
Post by: Corai on December 20, 2012, 09:27:04 pm
CONVERT +2 TO +3
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
KILL SELF TO IMPEDE ACTION.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 20, 2012, 10:54:22 pm
Create virus which targets only white-haired Southerners.
See what white-haired Southerners are still alive.
Post by: Dirg on December 21, 2012, 12:06:11 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 22, 2012, 01:41:51 am
As per usual, posess body of hapless mortal, Twist form.(4+2) "IGNORE ME DYING GUYS. LOOK AT MARX INSTEAD."
>Hmm. It seems like you guys have a 8)
Hand on things. I'ma just be leaving.Nonchalantly leave.No wait, I need NPC representative. SUMMON KARL MARX.
Be Peaceful(3) YOUR INNER RAGE NOW ONLY BUBBLES BENEATH THE SURFACE.
Listen to what the AI has to say(5+2) "The GM actually won't lie this time!"
"Tim, what are we doing exactly?"Finding this hand."
Hi-five every hand on the planet. To the side! Down low! Too slow.
Having won their respect, make them reach out across the universe and grab and reel in the Final Boss.
(2+1) YOU WHITE UP THE JOINT WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS AT HIP GESTURES. YUP.
CONVERT +2 TO +3(4+2vs3+2) DIRG TRIES TO STOP TCM, BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOTHING BUT A G-THANG. (3+3vs3+1) SHE BATS HER EYELASHES AT YOU, AND YOUR SHOT GOES WIDE, ONLY CLIPPING HER ARM.
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
SUMMON VENOM TO HELP SPIDERMAN.(3+1) VENOM FOLLOWS SPIDEY AROUND, JOTTING DOWN NOTES. (1+1) YOU BANDAGE YOUR ARM WRONG, HOPING IT'LL SOMEHOW KILL YOU. NO. IT'S JUST UNCOMFORTABLE.CONVERT +2 TO +3
TEST OUT NEW FACTION LEADER BONUS BY KILLING CORAI BECAUSE HE KILLED ME HERE OR MAYBE THAT WAS ANOTHER MINIMALIST RTD BY WHATEVER JUST MAKE HIM DIE
KILL SELF TO IMPEDE ACTION.
Give up on killing individual white-haired Southerners.(2+2vs6+3) THE BOSSES INFLUENCE SEEPS INTO YOUR PROGRAMMING, AND YOU BUTCHER THE VIRUS. NOW IT ONLY KILLS ROBOTS. BETTER FIX THAT.
Create virus which targets only white-haired Southerners.
See what white-haired Southerners are still alive.
Hmm...Obviously the problem isn't with the gear now, but their training.. HIRE JACKIE CHAN TO TRAIN FURBIES AND TEACH THEM HOW TO BETTER USER THEIR WEAPONS AND ARMOR. HINDER TCM'S ACTION, HE'S TO DANGEROUS TO LET HAVE A +3.(3+2) KUNG-FU AND STUFF. WAIT. HOW DID JACKIE CHAN TEACH THEM WEAPONS? HE DOES CINEMATIC KUNG-FU.
NPC:
"They're taking a while."
(3+4vs3+3) Tim looks about, but he seems distracted, as if his vision were hazed by something. Likewise occurs to Chaplin and Rorshach.
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Post by: Xantalos on December 22, 2012, 01:51:59 am
Xantalos becomes a drill seargant.
"Aten-HUT!
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WANTS A HAND, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS! FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME, OR BY MY GRANNY'S BONES I WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING LAPS UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT!
MOVE IT!"
((Adressed to the hands AND Xantalos' admiring crowd of military cadets that follow him around wherever he goes.))
Post by: Corai on December 22, 2012, 02:14:58 am
Post by: TCM on December 22, 2012, 02:17:17 am
RAISE UP ALL DEAD RAPPERS AND TAKE OVER FAMOUS AMUSEMENT PARK "DIDNEY WOHRL"
Post by: Dirg on December 22, 2012, 05:30:40 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 22, 2012, 07:22:06 am
Post by: misko27 on December 22, 2012, 09:37:36 am
>Aid Slowpokes Action, but attempt to se If I can just keep me own bonus. Preferace: Keep Bonus Everyone else loses > Everyone loses > Nobody loses.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2012, 10:03:31 am
Destroy virus.
Create virus which only kills Southerners.
Keep it safely contained.
Post by: da_nang on December 22, 2012, 12:58:40 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 22, 2012, 02:18:13 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 22, 2012, 07:44:35 pm
((I'm gonna leave this. I'm going to persue...less minimalistic RTD experiences. It's been fun.))
Post by: Xantalos on December 22, 2012, 07:57:52 pm
Leave the game, in a TRULY epic manner.*ahem*
((I'm gonna leave this. I'm going to persue...less minimalistic RTD experiences. It's been fun.))
NUUUUUUUURRRR
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 22, 2012, 08:05:05 pm
What? I want him to take my name off of the list as Misko's Lieutenant, and want to have an epic moment here. Why not?Leave the game, in a TRULY epic manner.*ahem*
((I'm gonna leave this. I'm going to persue...less minimalistic RTD experiences. It's been fun.))
NUUUUUUUURRRR
Post by: misko27 on December 22, 2012, 08:08:50 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 23, 2012, 01:17:07 am
"Finding a hand, you say? In that case..."(1+1) YOU SCREAM AND FOAM AT THE MOUTH. IT'S FUNNY, BUT NOT REALLY INTIMIDATING.
Xantalos becomes a drill seargant.
"Aten-HUT!
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WANTS A HAND, AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS! FIND IT AND BRING IT TO ME, OR BY MY GRANNY'S BONES I WILL HAVE YOU RUNNING LAPS UNTIL THE STARS GO OUT!
MOVE IT!"
((Adressed to the hands AND Xantalos' admiring crowd of military cadets that follow him around wherever he goes.))
GO OVER TO XANTALOS AND SEDUCE HIS MILITARY CADETS. BRING SUPERMODELS TO HELP. MANLY MILITARY MEN AND FOXY FRIVOLOUS FEMALES.(2+1) THEY NOTICE YOU AND YOUR GROUP ARE INDEED FEMALE.
DISPLAY MY NEW RAW POWERS BY PIMP-SLAPPING DIRG 530000^846 TIMES(2+3vs1+2) TCM GANGSTER STEPS ACROSS SPACE TIME, ARRIVING AT DIRG, AND HIS SOON TO BE SLAPPED FACE. THOUGH DIRG SLAPS AT TCMS HANDS AND WHINES, BUT TCM'S GANGSTER IS TOO POWERFUL, BREAKING THROUGH HIS FEMINITY!
RAISE UP ALL DEAD RAPPERS AND TAKE OVER FAMOUS AMUSEMENT PARK "DIDNEY WOHRL"
Jackie Chan can turn anything into a lethal weapon with his kung fu, and now so can my furbies. FINISH FURBIE ARMIES TRAINING WITH A MONTAGE SET TO CATCHY TO GIVE THEM A PERMANENT BONUS. AID LICHETTE'S ACTION.(6+2) THEY EVOLVE FROM LITTLE PERVS TO GRANDMASTER PERVS, LIKE AN ANIMU. YOU AID HER DOING NOTHING.
SLAP THE UNIVERSE CORE IN THE TWENTY SEVENTH FACE TO ANNIHILATE THE BONUS SPECTRUM(1+3+2vs3+4) THE UNIVERSE SAYS NO.
>Off with you Marx. Go speak with the Other NPCs.(2+2) OFF HE GOES! CHAT POWERS GO! (5+2) YOU HELP HIM! HE FAILS.
>Aid Slowpokes Action, but attempt to se If I can just keep me own bonus. Preferace: Keep Bonus Everyone else loses > Everyone loses > Nobody loses.
Damn it.(4+2vs3+3) HE BATTLES YOU TO A STANDSTILL WITHIN YOUR OWN MIND.
Destroy virus.
Create virus which only kills Southerners.
Keep it safely contained.
>ROLL FOR BONUS UNTIL I GET ROLL BONUS. FOR EVERY ROLL BONUS I GET, THE HIGHER CHANCE I HAVE OF GETTING ANOTHER ROLL BONUS. THUS REPEAT PROCESS UNTIL I HAVE ALL ROLL BONUSES.YOU ROLL MAKE A FACTION
Upgrade the AI to godhood.(6+2) THE GOD ASCENDS TO BEING A DEITY, ALL IT WILLS OCCURING.
Leave the game, in a TRULY epic manner. And give Misko all of my GMod-ey power.FORGOT YOUR BOLD.
((I'm gonna leave this. I'm going to persue...less minimalistic RTD experiences. It's been fun.))
NPC:
"S'about time".
(2+4) Tim snatches up a certain hand from the ground, one that seems to stem from itself infinately, before holding it into the air. Chaplin and Rorshach also lay hands upon it, and all vanish. Moments later, they're replaced by a
"Go kill Morgan Freeman. Lucky GDF. He left, kind of, before The Boss showed up."
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Post by: Xantalos on December 23, 2012, 01:21:44 am
Get +3 bonus. Teleport over to Morgan Freeman.
"GM says I gotta kill you, and frankly, I don;t even know why I'm obeying him. I must be sleeping. Anyhow, prepare to duel."
As a pre-duel warmup, crush the pathetic disgraces of military cadets and make soda out of their blood.
Post by: Corai on December 23, 2012, 01:33:23 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 23, 2012, 01:39:23 am
He's in my mind? Delete the boss!
Post by: anailater on December 23, 2012, 01:45:55 am
Post by: misko27 on December 23, 2012, 02:33:04 am
> Whom to screw over this turn. Tis quite a Interesting Idea. You know, it fun being the Troll for once, instead of the all powerful guy with everything to lose. Wait, Idea, Annoy GWG and Vorthon Simulatesously! And possibly add new NPC. Introduce Virus to AI. Mix well. Let set for 30 minutes. Sprinkle dusting of Aperture Science dust. Serves All PCs and NPCs.
Wait, is wife alive?
Post by: Dirg on December 23, 2012, 04:20:02 am
Post by: da_nang on December 23, 2012, 04:34:13 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 23, 2012, 09:37:20 am
"Very well, I'll be the delivery boy. I'll need power, however. Your shit-colored minion depowered me; I'll be helpless against him without my wrassling honor, and what with being a god and all, he doesn't have to follow that. I need a bonus."
Get +3 bonus. Teleport over to Morgan Freeman.
"GM says I gotta kill you, and frankly, I don;t even know why I'm obeying him. I must be sleeping. Anyhow, prepare to duel."
As a pre-duel warmup, crush the pathetic disgraces of military cadets and make soda out of their blood.
LICK XANTALOS IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH CALMNESS
ESTABLISH CHAIN OF ICE CREAM RESTAURANTS WITHIN 500 METERS OF EACH POSSIBLE BATTLE ZONE
Post by: Vorthon on December 23, 2012, 11:39:27 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 24, 2012, 02:57:00 pm
"Very well, I'll be the delivery boy. I'll need power, however. Your shit-colored minion depowered me; I'll be helpless against him without my wrassling honor, and what with being a god and all, he doesn't have to follow that. I need a bonus."(1+1) NAW MATE. (5+1) YOU SIP THE BLOOD OF THE SEMI-INNOCENT.
Get +3 bonus. Teleport over to Morgan Freeman.
"GM says I gotta kill you, and frankly, I don;t even know why I'm obeying him. I must be sleeping. Anyhow, prepare to duel."
As a pre-duel warmup, crush the pathetic disgraces of military cadets and make soda out of their blood.
HAVE GROUP SEDUCE MILITARY CADETS. SEND THEM TO KILL MORGAN FREEMAN WITH A PROMISE OF SOMETHING SPECIAL WHEN THEY COME BACK WITH HIS MUTILATED CORPSE.(2+1) THEY BREAK OUT FROM THEIR GROUP MAKEOUT SESSION TO LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOTS.
(1+2vs4+4) YOU WORK ON DELETING HIS PRESENCE, BUT HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF YOU DROPPING THE FIREWALL TO DELETE YOU FROM YOUR OWN SYSTEMS.Seriously, why is Sanders's bonus so high?No, wait, that's the boss.
He's in my mind? Delete the boss!
Completely ignore, and definatley don't kill the boss.(4) JEEZ MAN, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO UNPRODUCTIVE?
>Marx goes to insult people and find out info from NPCs. and he's all out of people.(1+2) "HAY MARX DID YOU HEAR THAT MORGAN FREEMAN IS THE FINAL BOSS?"
> Whom to screw over this turn. Tis quite a Interesting Idea. You know, it fun being the Troll for once, instead of the all powerful guy with everything to lose. Wait, Idea, Annoy GWG and Vorthon Simulatesously! And possibly add new NPC. Introduce Virus to AI. Mix well. Let set for 30 minutes. Sprinkle dusting of Aperture Science dust. Serves All PCs and NPCs.
Wait, is wife alive?
"SURE DID."
(2+2vs2+2) THE VITUS IS WRITTEN, BUT YOU'RE UNABLE TO GET INTO THE AI.
"You sir have offended my honor, and for that, you must DIE!" LOWER TCM'S BONUS THROUGH DISTRACTION WHILE THE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY WIPES TCM AND HIS GANGSTAS OUT.(5+3vs4+2) HE CHOOSES TO SHOOT YOU RATHER THAN HAVE HIS BONUS REDUCED.
>FORM VOID FACTION. AGAIN. FOR THE 5TH TIME.(2) NO!
(1+3vs4+1) HE'S TOO HYPED UP ON HATRED. (2+3) YOU CONQUER TCBY, COLDSTONE, AND ALL THE OTHER ICE CREAM! THEN YOU ESTABLISH YOUR OWN FRANCHISE!"Very well, I'll be the delivery boy. I'll need power, however. Your shit-colored minion depowered me; I'll be helpless against him without my wrassling honor, and what with being a god and all, he doesn't have to follow that. I need a bonus."
Get +3 bonus. Teleport over to Morgan Freeman.
"GM says I gotta kill you, and frankly, I don;t even know why I'm obeying him. I must be sleeping. Anyhow, prepare to duel."
As a pre-duel warmup, crush the pathetic disgraces of military cadets and make soda out of their blood.
LICK XANTALOS IN SNOUT TO ESTABLISH CALMNESS
ESTABLISH CHAIN OF ICE CREAM RESTAURANTS WITHIN 500 METERS OF EACH POSSIBLE BATTLE ZONE
ALL GLORY TO THE MACHINE GOD. VENERATE IT AND SPREAD ITS WORD.(6+2) YEAH, MACHINE GOD AND THINGS.
NPC:
"Hey. You guys want to go kill the boss? Or do I have to, and then Misko's gonna get all mad, and start doing one of his wierd ass speeches again."
Lichette nods and walks over to Dirg. She elbows him in the ribs.
"Hun? Care to help me?"
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Post by: TCM on December 24, 2012, 02:59:15 pm
JESU MARIA.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEE MARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvAQxZsgpQ)
Post by: Xantalos on December 24, 2012, 03:05:06 pm
Gain bigger bonus. If bigger bonus is gained,obliterate Morgan Freeman with power stuff.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 03:07:37 pm
Post by: TCM on December 24, 2012, 03:09:19 pm
SUMMON EVERY GREAT MUSICIAN EVER, ALIVE AND DEAD
HAVE EVERYONE SING THIS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH THE AMOUNT OF...UM...STUFF I GUESS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA)
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 24, 2012, 03:23:56 pm
BURN THEM TO THE GROUND AND SALT THE EARTH/SPACE/WHATEVER THEY LIVED ON
Post by: misko27 on December 24, 2012, 03:39:35 pm
Try again, blasting my way in.
Give Corrupted AI massive weaponry and many resources. Install facility containing it on planet. Put maassive mining and manufacturing facilities under its control.
Post by: Vorthon on December 24, 2012, 04:34:07 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 04:59:38 pm
Morgan freeman? Morgan doesn't have any natural predators. We are DOOMED!!!We just need some invasive species!
Where's the OOC thread?
Post by: Corai on December 24, 2012, 05:01:34 pm
IN THE MEANTIME, KILL THE MILITARY CADETS AND MAKE SODA OUT OF THEIR BLOOD, CUPCAKES OUT OF THEIR ORGANS, AND A NEW DRESS OUT OF THEIR SKIN.
Post by: Dirg on December 24, 2012, 05:36:04 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 24, 2012, 05:37:49 pm
SPREAD THE WORD OF THE MACHINE GOD ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, STARTING WITH THE YAFB UNIVERSE. ALL MUST BE CONVERTED TO HIS CREED.Hehe. It'll the broken god when I'm done with it. Hey, that's a interesting Idea.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 24, 2012, 10:45:05 pm
"At this point I couldn't give a flying shit about Misko; go ahead."(1+1+6) THE FEELING OF A BONUS GETTING OUT OF HAND FILLS YOU... NOW YOU MATCH THE BOSS...(1+4vs4+4) BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD SUSTAIN THIS FOR MORE THAN A FEW TURNS. NOT THIS MUCH POWER. OH, AND YOU'RE DEAD.
Gain bigger bonus. If bigger bonus is gained,obliterate Morgan Freeman with power stuff.
Restore self from backup. Deploy virus which kills white-haired Southerners over Texas and the universe!(4+2vs1+4) FREEMAN COUGHS.
ONLY ONE WAY TO WIN(4+3vs6+4) MORGANS SILKY SMOOTH VOICE COMES TO LIFE, POSSESING THR SILK UPON YOUR MUSICIANS AND RIPPING THEM TO SHREDS.
SUMMON EVERY GREAT MUSICIAN EVER, ALIVE AND DEAD
HAVE EVERYONE SING THIS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING WITH THE AMOUNT OF...UM...STUFF I GUESS. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA)
TAKE OVER VORTHON AND MISKO'S EMPIRES USING MIND CONTROL ICE CREAM(4+3) NONE ARE LEFT ALIVE.
BURN THEM TO THE GROUND AND SALT THE EARTH/SPACE/WHATEVER THEY LIVED ON
Morgan freeman? Morgan doesn't have any natural predators. We are DOOMED!!!(3+2vs5+4) YOU TRY AND HACK THE FINAL BOSS ALONE, WITH NI BACKUP. THEN, BATMAN KICKS YOU IN THE BACK, SENDING YOU DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. A LOOOOOOOONNNGGG ONE.
Try again, blasting my way in.
Give Corrupted AI massive weaponry and many resources. Install facility containing it on planet. Put maassive mining and manufacturing facilities under its control.
SPREAD THE WORD OF THE MACHINE GOD ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE, STARTING WITH THE YAFB UNIVERSE. ALL MUST BE CONVERTED TO HIS CREED.(4+2) YOUR RELIGION SPREADS. HIPPIES EVERYWHERE HAVE ADOPTED IT.
SCREW IT. SEND SUPERMODELS ARMED WITH GUNS TO KILL MORGAN FREEMEN.(4+1vs4+4) YOU SEND OFF THE SUPERMODELS AND TURN TO LOOK AT THE CADETS. INFURIATED THAT THEY DON'T WORSHIP YOU, AS PER THEIR HOMOSEXUALITY, YOU PREPARE TO KILL THEM. JUST THEN, YOU FEEL DOZENS OF RED HOT POINTS ON YOUR BACK. NONE CAN RESIST FREEMANS VOICE. NOT EVEN SUPERMODELS.
IN THE MEANTIME, KILL THE MILITARY CADETS AND MAKE SODA OUT OF THEIR BLOOD, CUPCAKES OUT OF THEIR ORGANS, AND A NEW DRESS OUT OF THEIR SKIN.
"Huh, yeah sure. Morgan, I thought we where friends, you and Lichette where one of the few people to never really betray me, and now this? Why?" AID LICHETTE IN WHATEVER SHE'S DOING, IF SHE'S DOING NOTHING, AID WHOEVER ELSE IS ATTACK MORGAN FREEMAN GOD. HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY PREPARE FOR BATTLE NEXT TURN FOR A TEMPORARY BONUS.(4+2)YOU HELP OUT YOUR BITCH. (1+2) THEY SPEND THE NIGHT IN AN INCREDIBLY DISTURBING ORGY.
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"Spiderman! Over here! I need you..."
SPIDERMAN DOES SO.
Lichette helps out Xantalos.(6+4)
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Post by: Corai on December 24, 2012, 10:47:50 pm
"Oh shut up."
USE CADETS AS HUMAN SHIELDS AND HUMAN SWORDS. K
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 10:55:22 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 24, 2012, 10:58:14 pm
AID BOSS
Post by: misko27 on December 24, 2012, 11:19:51 pm
Also Increase bonus.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 24, 2012, 11:31:55 pm
Request Dirg to help. It would make the teamwork set complete!
Post by: Xantalos on December 25, 2012, 12:05:45 am
Consume the lichette and absorb her bonus.
Obliterate the final boss.
Post by: Dirg on December 25, 2012, 12:07:33 am
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 25, 2012, 01:53:24 am
((Yes, I know, barging in, but still. If I have no idea what's going on, I'll join a side until I do have an idea.))
Post by: da_nang on December 25, 2012, 04:11:34 am
>FORM VOID FACTION!
Post by: Vorthon on December 25, 2012, 11:10:51 am
Post by: TCM on December 25, 2012, 01:08:44 pm
GET EXTRA BONUS
SHOOT MORGAN FREEMAN IN HIS SELF
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 27, 2012, 06:05:04 pm
OR I WILL HAVE TO WIZARD IT UP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 27, 2012, 08:57:50 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 28, 2012, 01:43:02 am
"EGAD!"(5+1) YOU HELP OUT MISKO. WITH YOUR BODY. BY HELPING HIM CODE. WITH YOUR MOUTH. BY EXPLAINING SOME INTRICACIES HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
"Oh shut up."
USE CADETS AS HUMAN SHIELDS AND HUMAN SWORDS. KILL MORGAN FREEMAN.AID MISKO'S ACTION WITH MY HUMAN WEAPONRY AND ARMOR.
FFFFFUCK ITI COME IN TO STOP YOU! (6+3vs1+4) I RUN LIKE A BITCH! YOU GIVE HIM A +2 BONUS.
AID BOSS
No, hack AI. Add Virus. GWG, help me. Add Aperture science-ism. Maybe a touch of Hal. And, God Complex. Give weapons. Make it hate Morgan Freeman with infinite rage.(1+2+5vs1+4) THE BOSS IS THE AI. WITH IT CORRUPTED BY HIM SO ABSOLUTELY, IT BECOMES ONE AND THE SAME. AFTER BEING ENLIGHTENED OF THAT BY EXTREME FOURTH WALL BUSTING, YOU ASSAULT IT, ASSISTED BY YOUR ALLIES, ENEMIS, AND SOME RANDOM GUY, YOU PURIFY IT OF ITS TAINT, SENDING THE BOSS RECOILING FROM A GOOD FEW HUNDRED LIGHT YEARS AWAY. NOW SOMEONE HAS TO FOLLOW UP!
Also Increase bonus.
Aid misko's action.(4+2+1+1) YOUR AID GIVES HIM A +5.
Request Dirg to help. It would make the teamwork set complete!
"Many thanks, hated enemy."(1+1vs4+3)
Consume the lichette and absorb her bonus.
Obliterate the final boss.
"Christ, what is wrong with you?"
EXCRUTIATING PAIN AND THE LIKE.
JOIN GREATWYRMGOLD IN AIDING MISKO'S ACTIONS. HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY SWARM XANTALOS AND GET HIM AWAY FROM LICHETTE.(1+2) YOU GENTLY STROKE GWG'S PROCESSOR, TRYING TO HELP HIM OUT.
SPAWN AND AID GWG'S ACTIONS. WE WILL WIN THIS YET.(3) YOU HELP DIRG BY STROKING GWGS HEAT SINKS. THEY'RE AWFULLY LARGE. AND BLUE.
((Yes, I know, barging in, but still. If I have no idea what's going on, I'll join a side until I do have an idea.))
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>FORM VOID FACTION!
THE MACHINE GOD'S CREED MUST SPREAD. FORCIBLY CONVERT ALL. THOSE WHO RESIST SHALL BE PUT TO THE SWORD. LIGHTSABER. SPINNY-BLADEY THING OF DOOM. WHATEVER'S THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE.(3+2) YOU CONVERT THEM WITHOUT HAVING TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE. IS THAT GOOD?
FUCK ITCAN'T ROLL FOR ANOTHER BONUS NOW. BUT, YOU DO SHOOT MORGAN FREEMAN.
GET EXTRA BONUS
SHOOT MORGAN FREEMAN IN HIS SELF
(6+3vs1+4) MORGAN FALLS FROM HIS EVIL PERCH TO JUST IN FRONT OF YOU. TAKING A SINGLE STEP FORWARD, YOU SIZE UP WHO WAS ONCE THE MOST MIGHTY BEING IN THE UNIVERSE. SOME DEEP THOUGHTS COURSE THROUGH YOUR MIND, ONLY TO BE DROWNED IN A 40 AND BLOOD LUST. YOU FALL TO BOTH, CHOOSING TO POP A CAP IN HIS ASS WHILE DRINKING. THE SHOT IS NON-LETHAL HOWEVER, LIKELY DUE TO THE STUMBLING YOU'RE DOING.
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"Well then. All of you. One of you Finish him off, win the game."
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Post by: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 02:10:21 am
Xantalos turns to the GM.
"Why do we need to kill Morgan Freeman? Answer me!"
(Could I get a mini-response in between turns, for dialogue stuff? I need to figure out some stuff.)
Post by: Dirg on December 28, 2012, 04:32:19 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 28, 2012, 08:14:16 am
I'M JUST GOING TO THROW IT AT THE UNIVERSE CORE
THROW BOMB AT UNIVERSE CORE
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 09:56:02 am
"Why Morgan Freeman? Why did you do this?" HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY DRAG MORGAN FREEMAN GOD INTO ONE OF THEIR MASSIVE FURBIE SNU SNU PARTIES TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH.Aid action.
Request that misko aid this action, too; he owes Dirg one.
Post by: Vorthon on December 28, 2012, 11:17:50 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 28, 2012, 12:58:03 pm
"Well, he got nailed to a stick, and - wait a minute.""Simple. He's the final boss."
Xantalos turns to the GM.
"Why do we need to kill Morgan Freeman? Answer me!"
(Could I get a mini-response in between turns, for dialogue stuff? I need to figure out some stuff.)
Post by: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 01:10:53 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 28, 2012, 01:26:01 pm
Claim all credits.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 28, 2012, 01:26:38 pm
"But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 01:58:30 pm
Clog up the bomb's inner workings with the Fabios corpses that never got disposed of.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 02:57:10 pm
"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?""But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: misko27 on December 28, 2012, 03:42:28 pm
YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?""But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 28, 2012, 03:53:06 pm
"Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?""But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 04:05:53 pm
Not so much, I kept assuming you weren't trying."Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?""But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 28, 2012, 04:16:02 pm
"Well, you know now."Not so much, I kept assuming you weren't trying."Well that wasn't very polite. Anyway, I did it because I like to peeve all of you. Haven't you noticed that?"YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF MY COMMENT. Anyway, perhaps because he sucks?"Wait, why don't you like Dirg?""But what does being the Final Boss denote? You are the GM. You set up the game. Why do you want Morgan Freeman dead?""I don't. I just thought making him the final boss would peeve Dirg a little. Besides, this isn't real-oh wait. It is real to you. Disregard the fourth wall busting there."
Post by: TCM on December 28, 2012, 04:24:13 pm
Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,
by turning into this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 04:30:53 pm
Sigh....
Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,
by turning into this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA)
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I only watched 10 seconds or so of that, but it seems like that is very wrong and very ineffective at the same time...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 31, 2012, 10:00:48 pm
"Why Morgan Freeman? Why did you do this?" HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY DRAG MORGAN FREEMAN GOD INTO ONE OF THEIR MASSIVE FURBIE SNU SNU PARTIES TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH.
"Why Morgan Freeman? Why did you do this?" HAVE GRAND MASTER PERV FURBIE ARMY DRAG MORGAN FREEMAN GOD INTO ONE OF THEIR MASSIVE FURBIE SNU SNU PARTIES TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH.Aid action.
Request that misko aid this action, too; he owes Dirg one.
PRAY TO MACHINE GOD, ASKING IT TO SMITE FREEMAN. SMITE HIM FROM EXISTENCE.
Holy shits. The game is almost won. Aid Dirg.
Claim all credits.
Sigh.
Defeat the Boss, Morgan Freeman, or whoever the fuck is the bad guy(s) run now,
by turning into this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA)
(5+Fuck all, just giving it a bigass bonus)
FOR ONCE, THE PLAYERS STAND UNITED IN ONE CAUSE. EXCEPT LORD SLOWPOKE. BUT XANTALOS IS COUNTERING HIM, SO I GUESS NEITHER OF THEM COUNT.
ANYWAY, THE BOSS LIES BEFORE THEM, DEFEATED BY THEIR STRENGTH UNITED.EACH OF THEM UTILIZING A DIFFERENT, BUT USUALLY QUITE DISTURBING METHOD OF ASSAULT, LAY THE FINAL SMACK-DOWN ONTO ONE OF TODAYS MOST CELEBRATED ACTORS, BEATING HIM DOWN INTO A MEATY PULP. THE BEATDOWN DOES NOT HALT THERE, HOWEVER. THEY START TURNING INTO VIDEOS AND SHIT, AND CONTINUE THEIR ASSAULT UPON WHAT USED TO BE AN AMERICAN POP CULTURE ICON. BEFORE LONG, THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE GOD (IN A MOVIE I SAW ONCE) IS A MUSH NO LONGER. HELL, HE EXISTS NO LONGER.
HEY GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BOMB THAT WAS LEFT CHARGING A FUCKTON OF TURNS AGO
I'M JUST GOING TO THROW IT AT THE UNIVERSE CORE
THROW BOMB AT UNIVERSE CORE
"Really? Well, in that case I won't kill you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go be a spanner."(1+1vs4+3) AS A FITTING ENDING FOR THIS ABOMINATION, THE MULTIVERSE IS DESTROYED BY A MASSIVE DETONATION.
Clog up the bomb's inner workings with the Fabios corpses that never got disposed of.
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Post by: Xantalos on December 31, 2012, 10:05:09 pm
Good."
Xantalos drops his veil, revealing his true form.
"Next existence then, I guess."
With a click, you realize he was never there, but the world is gone after him.
Post by: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 10:06:26 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 31, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
Everything is gone?Game over.
By the way, I don't remember that bomb, Slowpoke. Where is it from?
Post by: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 10:16:54 pm
"But now the all is dark! This particular realm has been exhausted. Tragic. Multi-verses never last though. Tut tut tut. Shame, was useful. Xantalos! No hard feelings...
Hehe, this isn't all of existance, and I see a bright future ahead for me." He effortlessly revives his wife "Hello dear. Sorry I had to do that. And all the bullshit about not being able to bring you back. Hehe, ridiculous. They believed it though. They will believe anything. " "They always do"
Misko leaves the void with his wife, stage right. he runs back suddenly. "No son, I didn't forget you." He recreates his son, and walks with him to the sound of his wife's voice. He turns around, and punts a soccerball at Dirg, knocking him over the head. "Thats for you! Fucker." He leaves.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 31, 2012, 10:17:16 pm
I won, bitches.
and as soon as it formed, it disappeared, a smile of relief barely noticeable on its face before it left.
TWOCS: CLAIM MAD STREET CRED FOR COMPLETING OMNICIDE IN RECORD TIME
ASSEMBLE TOTALLY NOT BIASED LIST OF GM'S OPINIONS AS TO OVERALL GAMEPLAY
Post by: TCM on December 31, 2012, 10:26:21 pm
Post by: Dirg on December 31, 2012, 10:38:24 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 11:56:16 pm
Chuck Corai out of the airlock before he can quit.
Set up shop on a habitable but uninhabited planet.
Use my immense technology from being Aperture and magic from being a dragon to create a wide variety of great gadgets to vastly improve life across the known universe.
Sell to everyone.
Help negotiate a final peace between misko27 and Dirg.
Finally, try to persuade misko to become an awesome god of rock and roll and fire like he was when he was cool.
Post by: Corai on December 31, 2012, 11:57:05 pm
"Well done."
Set up shop on a habitable but uninhabited planet.
Use my immense technology from being Aperture and magic from being a dragon to create a wide variety of great gadgets to vastly improve life across the known universe.
Sell to everyone.
Help negotiate a final peace between misko27 and Dirg.
Finally, try to persuade misko to become an awesome god of rock and roll and fire like he was when he was cool.
Before leaving the RP victorious from making sure Lich(ette) survived, go to GWG.
"I QUIT."
And suicide bomb his shop, destroying everything.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 01, 2013, 12:02:04 am
..."Well done."
Set up shop on a habitable but uninhabited planet.
Use my immense technology from being Aperture and magic from being a dragon to create a wide variety of great gadgets to vastly improve life across the known universe.
Sell to everyone.
Help negotiate a final peace between misko27 and Dirg.
Finally, try to persuade misko to become an awesome god of rock and roll and fire like he was when he was cool.
Before leaving the RP victorious from making sure Lich(ette) survived, go to GWG.
"I QUIT."
And suicide bomb his shop, destroying everything.
:(
Post by: Vorthon on January 01, 2013, 01:08:01 am
Try to salvage what I can, before departing to another multiverse to live out my days wandering about.
Post by: da_nang on January 01, 2013, 02:04:00 pm
>Let the Void suck up the rest of creation, annihilating it.
>Embrace the Void and become whole once more.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 04:31:02 pm
"Are they gone?(4+1) THE VEIL RIPS AWAY. YOUR FORM SLOWLY DISSIPATES, LEAVING BEHIND... NOTHING, IN THE SHAPE OF A MAN. A MAN OF SHEER DARKNESS. ENERGYLESS AND MATTERLESS. (3+1) THEN, IT VANISHES, TAKING A SMALL PLANET AS IT VANISH...
Good."
Xantalos drops his veil, revealing his true form.
"Next existence then, I guess."
With a click, you realize he was never there, but the world is gone after him.
"That served it's purpose." Misko looks around(4+2) YOUR WIFE REAPPEARS, GIVEN SHAPE ONCE MORE BY YOUR MAGICS. SHE GIVES YOU A WIDE SMILE AND A KISS ON THE CHEEK BEFORE STANDING BESIDE YOU. (6+2) YOUR SON COMES BACK AS WELL, AS MENTALLY DISABLED AS EVER.
"But now the all is dark! This particular realm has been exhausted. Tragic. Multi-verses never last though. Tut tut tut. Shame, was useful. Xantalos! No hard feelings...
Hehe, this isn't all of existance, and I see a bright future ahead for me." He effortlessly revives his wife "Hello dear. Sorry I had to do that. And all the bullshit about not being able to bring you back. Hehe, ridiculous. They believed it though. They will believe anything. " "They always do"
Misko leaves the void with his wife, stage right. he runs back suddenly. "No son, I didn't forget you." He recreates his son, and walks with him to the sound of his wife's voice. He turns around, and punts a soccerball at Dirg, knocking him over the head. "Thats for you! Fucker." He leaves.
"DADA!"
(5+2vs3+2vs4+3) YOU FIRE A SOCCERBALL AT DIRG, AND DIRK DUCKS FOR COVER. LICHETTE BACKHANDS THE BALL, SENDING IT FLYING OFF.
"You're all so immature..."
As existence began bursting into shreds, a vague, pinkish, long-tailed animal started forming from the debris...(5+3)YOU GET AN AWARD AND A CITY FOR OMNICIDE! (4+3) "LORD SLOWPOKE IS THE BEST PLAYER HERE. HE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, AND THE ONLY ONE THAT MADE A DIFFERENCE."
I won, bitches.
and as soon as it formed, it disappeared, a smile of relief barely noticeable on its face before it left.
TWOCS: CLAIM MAD STREET CRED FOR COMPLETING OMNICIDE IN RECORD TIME
ASSEMBLE TOTALLY NOT BIASED LIST OF GM'S OPINIONS AS TO OVERALL GAMEPLAY
NOW ERRY'BODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN' TIPSY(1+3) EVERYTHING VANISHED ON YOU. YOU SEE NOTHING. YOU FEEL NOTHING. ALL IS NOTHING. THEN YOU SMELL IT. SMOKE. SMOKE FROM EVERYTHING. CIGARS TO SMOKE MACHINES. IT HITS YOU. YOU'RE IN A CLUB. YOU LOOK AROUND. THEY ALL GETTIN' TIPSY. HELLS YEAH.
Dirg didn't know what to feel. This long war was finally over with everyone heading their separate ways, but his own diety turned out to be the final boss, and his own creations had become so perverse, you couldn't even recognize what they once where. He hung his head in shame, narrowly avoiding the soccerball aimed at his face, as he banished his perverted furbie armie to some other dimension where he hoped they would fit in. Turning to Lichette, he smiled as they walked off in search of a new place to settle down.(4+2) YOU STAND, SENDING YOUR MONSTROSITIES OFF TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. ONE WITH 3-DICKED ALIENS. ANYWAY, YOU AND LICHETTE WALK OFF IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, KNOWING NOT WHERE YOU'RE HEADED, NOR WHAT YOU'LL FIND.
"Well done."(1+2vs2+1) CORAI JUST SITS THERE, BECOMING IMMUNE TO ALL WHICH IS PHYSICAL. (3+2) YOU CREATE A GLORIOUS COMPANY, ASSISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR MAGITECH. ERRYBODY'S FEELIN' GOOD!
Chuck Corai out of the airlock before he can quit.
Set up shop on a habitable but uninhabited planet.
Use my immense technology from being Aperture and magic from being a dragon to create a wide variety of great gadgets to vastly improve life across the known universe.
Sell to everyone.
Help negotiate a final peace between misko27 and Dirg.
Finally, try to persuade misko to become an awesome god of rock and roll and fire like he was when he was cool.
(6+1) YOU DESTROY GWG'S EVERYTHING."Well done."
Set up shop on a habitable but uninhabited planet.
Use my immense technology from being Aperture and magic from being a dragon to create a wide variety of great gadgets to vastly improve life across the known universe.
Sell to everyone.
Help negotiate a final peace between misko27 and Dirg.
Finally, try to persuade misko to become an awesome god of rock and roll and fire like he was when he was cool.
Before leaving the RP victorious from making sure Lich(ette) survived, go to GWG.
"I QUIT."
And suicide bomb his shop, destroying everything.
"Well, this was certainly quite a ride."(3+2) YOU RECLAIM THE WRECKAGE, PORTING TO ANOTHER MULTIVERSE, ROAMING ACROSS IT FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Try to salvage what I can, before departing to another multiverse to live out my days wandering about.
"̵̨̦̘̝͓̫͙̹͛̓̆̀͋Ĉ̵̵̩͙̥͕͉̟ͫ̈́̓ͬͦ̆̽͊ͯ͆́̽ͭͩ͒̏̏̕lͬͭ̿̅̔͛ͦ̓͋̎̌̿ͦͬ̚͏̵̘̳̠̫̤͎̜̖̦̹͔̬̻̘̭͝͡ȩ̴̰̻̭̹̯͙̺ͥ̉͒̀͑̇ͬ̇̃͑̏̌͟ͅǎ̤͙͎̥̗̖̙̟̪̞̹͇̪̳̗͔͛ͧ͊̌̆̓ͭͨ̌̔͆̃̃̀̕͝͡n̡͙̝̪̖̺͍̫ͪ͊ͯͤ̐̌ͧͬ́͞͠-̴̤̞̰̹̳̇ͭ͛̉̉ͨ͂ͭͪ͗̂͘ȕ͂ͪͨ͊̈́̓͏͏̨͈̞̲̱̟͚͓̀p͖̘̥̘̜͚̫͙̥̰̞̼̻̗̭̙ͯ̓̋̐̍͛̈ͯ͐͑͟ ̵̊̒ͯ̃ͭ̏͋ͤͮ̀̀̌́͋́̚͏̹̺̬͎̝͓̯̖̺̙͇͕̤̻͍͠ͅd̴̶̝̠̜͖͈́ͪͩ̍͋̈͗͒̂̓͋ͩͧ̓͒̚̕͢͜u̵̮̦̹̯͙̯̦̯͎̫̦̜̜͈̹͎̯̝̣ͭ̈̾͋̐̈́́̑͌ͩ́t̡͐͌ͦ̈̽͗͂͗̅ͭ̾̀́҉̰̞̤͔̪̰̜̤͍͍̗̹̠̠͓͔̤y̺̥̹̦̺̫̲̅̈́̏̂͗̿͒̔̽ͨ̐̋͋͊̕.̶̨̖̰̜͓̳̠̼̯͇̎ͬ̇ͦͧ̂̾ͤ̇̉͂ͮͫͨ͐͋̚͢͞.̈ͬͨ҉̴͍̩̺͍̳̜͉̭̥̟͍̗.̛̛͕̪̪͕͎̲̬̱̹͊ͩͬͥ̓̄͊̒̽ͩ̒͝͠ͅͅͅ ̸̨̛̫͇͍̭̺ͧ́́͐̽͂́͢ͅN̓̈́͛ͤͭ̾̿ͩ̈́̈́̉̅̋͌̀͠͏̪̲̖̩͚͎̘͉̼̣̀ọ̸̢̥͎͍̞͙̺͙̺̤̃̋ͩͮͧͣ̆̅͗̔̊ͨ͌̊ͣͭ̐͘͜t̴̨̪͇̳͇̮̥͚̮̮̥̦͚̫͖̩̾͑ͣͭ͠ ̡̡͈̗̗̹͖͚͒͋ͩ̑̌͌́̉̾̐̌̇̕͝w̵̢͙̹̬͙̼̦̩̙̥̝̹͕̌̋̑͋͂͋͛̅̀̍͋̀̿͌ͤḫ̵̠̘̠̙͔͕̹ͯ͊̉̽̉ͤͤ͛̄͐̈́͌̐̇͞ͅa̧͉̩͇̖͉̩̼͙̣̦̠̬̳̱̺̮ͣ͊ͬͨ̍́̚͝t̞̭̞̺̆̑̿̿ͨ̓ͤ́͠ ̨͙͍̥͍͔̖͓͕͈͖͕̟̯̼̣̠̪͇̻͌͑ͨ͗I̢̡̲̹̤̮̤͎̟͕̘̱͙̖̥̜ͩ̓ͩ̌͆͜ ̴̶̙̖̰͎͎̻̪̱̼͔̞ͥ̐̒́̽̓̈̐ͬͧ̎̏͂̎ͬ͜͞h̶̶̸͉͕̫̘͎̳͍̺̞̳̘̱̻̲̞͓͈̆̀̐ͣ̇ͭ͌ͥ̅̃̋̅̓̌͂͋̂͑͜a̢̱͍̠̩̘̻̜͓̗̟̻͑̇ͮ͐ͭ̋̽̐̔̂̀̐ͭ͊͟͝d̴̢̼̹̟͔̲̩̳̜̻̩̝̬̫̩̗̈͒̈́͑͊̎͋̏ͫͫ́ͯͭͧ̿̽͒̀̀ ̀̽̍͆͂͂ͪ͊̿ͦͬ̆̚҉̶̱̯͓̗̻̥̺̼̮̙͍̹̲̹͘͢ͅͅï̛̦̤͈̻̘̹̺̖̭̣̗̭͔̯̞̺̰̳̓ͤͦ̌̎ͫ͆͛͗̃̓ͩ͒ͥͪͧ͛̚̕͘͠ͅm͆ͧ̐̿̾͛̂͛̌̋͏̠͕̦̬̝̠͇͔͉͟͢ą̣̠̙͔̬̹̘̰̱̠̦̘͍͔͆ͯ̃̔̏ͦͩͥͣ͜͞g̛̜̬̭̻̗̯̰̪͉͍͊͐̎͊̈͂͗ͬ̈͐́ͥ͗̋̀̚̚̚͢i͚͔̳̼̣̙̫̣͓̪̥̙̳͙͑ͭ͌̌̏̍ͦ͘̕͡n̷̂̊̑͑͗ͤͫ͘҉͍̻͙̙͉̰̰̲̥̦͉̬͢͝ͅe̼̠͉̻͓̲̼̞͓̳͉ͨ̐ͪ̋͋ͣ̂̑̊̀͢ͅd̩̤̱̬ͮ̽͌ͭͭ̒͛̒́̒ͬͮ̍̍͋́̓́͠,̵̬̥͈̥̭͈̳̲͍̘̬̻̞̖͚̫̀̓ͤ̀̐͘ ̧̘̥̺̬̅ͪ̿̊ͯ̾ͮ͛͡͞b̾̓̔̔̈́ͩ͌ͥ̓̅̅̚̚҉̛͉͙̼̗̟͉̟̺̤̫͔̯́͘͝u͋̅ͥ̑̇̌͐ͩͨ̎̂͏̭̼̦̻͓̼͓̲͙̳͙̫̥͉͘͞t̨̢͇̭̳̯̼͚̼̖̭̝̓̓̿̄̿̔͢ͅ ̛̦̤̗̻̟̙̪͔̰͓͇̹̯̱̲̋ͣ̑̆ͦͥ̒͒̓̈̋̈́̐̍͐̓́̚͟͟͟i̢̥̻̤̼͉̱͉͚͖͇̹̬̘͂ͤ͆́́̃͊́̏ͨͭ̊̍̉͂͐́͜ẗ̷͙̫̬̹̫͈͎̹̱̳͙̳̪̙̺̯̺́ͩ̆͂͆̐̑̉͑̑͛ͦ͊̌͡͡ ̌̎ͧ͋̽̂͋̄ͪ̊ͨ̒̐͏̛͈͇͔̯̟͈͚ͅm̱̥̪͉̺̦̞͇̰̯͈͇̤͓̺̼ͨ̽̐͌ͣ͂͌̌͗̊̌́ͤ̑̓̐ͫ͂́͜͠ǔ̧͌̀ͨ̊ͫͮ̃̋͌ͦ̈̉͆̑̕͝҉̻̤̖s̷̨̢͖̝̥̼̰͆̈ͥ̑͌͒̏̐͐́̎̈́̒̈́̌̌͗͂͝tͦͤͦ̈͂́͘͏̸͎̭͔̱̻͍̺̟͙̭̯̝͠ ̷̧̞͈̪̩̠̮̝̯͈̝̹̪̘̠̩̬̟̙ͤ͊͋͐͊̀ͅb̶̨̩̮͉͊̊͛͌̎͐ͤͭ̀͡e͙̲̣̲ͣ̃̉̎̎̒͐̒͒͑̿̎̀͐͊͒ͨ̏͘͟ ̭͇͓ͫ͌͂͑̓ͮ͒͋̀͜͡͞ḑͨ̒̓ͥ̋̅̍ͦ̈́ͭ̑ͪ́̔ͮ͠͏̨̪͓͍͖̯̰͖͇̙̰̥̲̦o͎͓͚̪̩̫̥͖̟̼̭͍̱̹̣̬ͩ̍͛͌̌̈͋̏͐̌ͬ́͋̄̂ͣ̀̒͟͟͝ń̨͂ͦ̌̊͐͛̅ͤ̑͌͋̃̔ͧ̇ͯͬ͢҉̼͎̰̹̞̘̩͚͓̖̠̤̪̗̠̕eͤ̍͌͒̌̍̓͊͒ͧ̏͗͢͡҉̹͙̠̭̖̰̠͉͔̣̖̳̭͚͇̮͝ͅ.̸̷̢̣̻̩̟̙͔̫͓̭̘̞̝̲͈ͨ̾̄̎̓͟͠"̷̼̩̥̮͍̮͓̯̖ͣ͒͂ͯ̉̌̍͐̂̂̎ͬ̑ͭ̆̉̚(4vs4+3) YOU AND THE VOID TRY TO DESTROY STUFF AGAIN, BUT LICHETTE GIVES YOU AN INTERDIMENSIONAL BITCH SLAP.
>Let the Void suck up the rest of creation, annihilating it.
>Embrace the Void and become whole once more.
GM NOTE:
FUK U LL I H8 ALL F U. LELZ I M AN0NYMAU5
LOL JK. It's been a good run, if a bit long.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 08:52:10 pm
If he becomes immune to everything physical, how did he not fall out of my spaceship? If I "CREATE[d] A GLORIOUS COMPANY, ASSISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR MAGITECH. ERRYBODY'S FEELIN' GOOD!", how did Corai destroy my everything?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 08:53:07 pm
Wait, my turn and Corai's are contradictory.That involves logic. This game did not involve logic, remember?
If he becomes immune to everything physical, how did he not fall out of my spaceship? If I "CREATE[d] A GLORIOUS COMPANY, ASSISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR MAGITECH. ERRYBODY'S FEELIN' GOOD!", how did Corai destroy my everything?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 08:56:24 pm
I'd still like to know if I succeeded or not.Wait, my turn and Corai's are contradictory.That involves logic. This game did not involve logic, remember?
If he becomes immune to everything physical, how did he not fall out of my spaceship? If I "CREATE[d] A GLORIOUS COMPANY, ASSISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR MAGITECH. ERRYBODY'S FEELIN' GOOD!", how did Corai destroy my everything?
Post by: misko27 on January 03, 2013, 08:58:11 pm
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 09:03:29 pm
You succeeded. Then Corai blew your shit up.I'd still like to know if I succeeded or not.Wait, my turn and Corai's are contradictory.That involves logic. This game did not involve logic, remember?
If he becomes immune to everything physical, how did he not fall out of my spaceship? If I "CREATE[d] A GLORIOUS COMPANY, ASSISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR MAGITECH. ERRYBODY'S FEELIN' GOOD!", how did Corai destroy my everything?
Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 09:04:11 pm
Post by: Corai on January 03, 2013, 09:08:29 pm
Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 09:14:19 pm
I still hit my goal. Female canine.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
Post by: misko27 on January 03, 2013, 09:17:53 pm
No, Because you swore permenet oath of loyalty, negating any victory from supporting the Lich. Therefore, you balance out at 0. Good for you.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
No partials no. It's either a) Dirg is still gay married to a bloodthirsty reality-annihilating psychopathic necro-wizard, or b) Lich is dead and Corai, who sweared permemet oath of loyalty to him, also loses.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 09:19:13 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 09:20:48 pm
They're the same person the same way someone with multiple personality disorder are the same person.No, Because you swore permenet oath of loyalty, negating any victory from supporting the Lich. Therefore, you balance out at 0. Good for you.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
No partials no. It's either a) Dirg is still gay married to a bloodthirsty reality-annihilating psychopathic necro-wizard, or b) Lich is dead and Corai, who sweared permemet oath of loyalty to him, also loses.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 09:23:28 pm
So they're not?They're the same person the same way someone with multiple personality disorder are the same person.No, Because you swore permenet oath of loyalty, negating any victory from supporting the Lich. Therefore, you balance out at 0. Good for you.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
No partials no. It's either a) Dirg is still gay married to a bloodthirsty reality-annihilating psychopathic necro-wizard, or b) Lich is dead and Corai, who sweared permemet oath of loyalty to him, also loses.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: misko27 on January 03, 2013, 09:24:29 pm
I can manipulate that to mean both occur! Wunderbar.They're the same person the same way someone with multiple personality disorder are the same person.No, Because you swore permenet oath of loyalty, negating any victory from supporting the Lich. Therefore, you balance out at 0. Good for you.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
No partials no. It's either a) Dirg is still gay married to a bloodthirsty reality-annihilating psychopathic necro-wizard, or b) Lich is dead and Corai, who sweared permemet oath of loyalty to him, also loses.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 09:33:57 pm
They technically are but can be treated like they aren't?So they're not?They're the same person the same way someone with multiple personality disorder are the same person.No, Because you swore permenet oath of loyalty, negating any victory from supporting the Lich. Therefore, you balance out at 0. Good for you.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?
YES! 2 FOR 2,
I still supported the Lichette, so let's see...
-1 points for Lich's defeat
+1 for Lichette's victory
+1 for me blowing GWG's everything up
I win anyway. Bitch. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThisIsForEmphasisBitch)
No partials no. It's either a) Dirg is still gay married to a bloodthirsty reality-annihilating psychopathic necro-wizard, or b) Lich is dead and Corai, who sweared permemet oath of loyalty to him, also loses.Wait, so spinal, you say the lichette and lich are seperate individuals? So Corai lost?Hmm? Where'd I say that? It is partially true.
YES! 2 FOR 2,
Post by: LordSlowpoke on January 03, 2013, 09:56:52 pm
it never ended
please be a sequel hook
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 10:37:22 pm
the countdownDoubtful.
it never ended
please be a sequel hook
Does Spinal want to delegate it to someone else?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 04, 2013, 12:01:10 am
Go for it.the countdownDoubtful.
it never ended
please be a sequel hook
Does Spinal want to delegate it to someone else?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 04, 2013, 12:14:42 am
Um.Go for it.the countdownDoubtful.
it never ended
please be a sequel hook
Does Spinal want to delegate it to someone else?
Okay.
Just let me reread the last post...
Post by: Xantalos on January 04, 2013, 03:31:46 pm
Someone link it please.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 04, 2013, 03:39:54 pm
Linked. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121316.0) I'll update in 8-10 hours, and once a day after that. Just like Spinal!
Post by: Xantalos on January 04, 2013, 03:40:28 pm
Two, actually. Mine's sequellier.What do you mean we have two sequels?
Linked. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121316.0) I'll update in 8-10 hours, and once a day after that. Just like Spinal!
Post by: misko27 on January 04, 2013, 03:52:09 pm
Note, I don't intend to join either, at least not now. too busy.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 12:26:33 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2014, 12:33:42 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 01, 2014, 12:41:02 pm
Post by: Yoink on May 01, 2014, 01:09:23 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 02, 2014, 08:49:32 am
Dat supernecro.
Why the fuck did you bring this back to my unread replies. I legitimately thought something's happening and at the moment dislike you at a personal level, for you betrayed my hopes.Beat me to it.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 11:23:27 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 11:26:27 am
Assist in necro'ing this thread.
Riiiise! Rise from your grave!
Post by: Hanslanda on May 02, 2014, 11:31:42 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 02, 2014, 12:03:10 pm
All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:13:46 pm
Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
Post by: BFEL on May 02, 2014, 04:04:43 pm
Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
MAYBE IT DOES!
MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD WITH OUR TEMPORAL NECRO POWERS!
Join me McClellan, JOIN THE HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER IN THIS TASK!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 04:49:51 pm
Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
MAYBE IT DOES!
MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD WITH OUR TEMPORAL NECRO POWERS!
Join me McClellan, JOIN THE HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER IN THIS TASK!
Uh... no. I don't wanna. Unless spinal-taper revives this thread, let's leave it dead. Sorry again.
Post by: Xantalos on May 02, 2014, 05:36:41 pm
Trust me BFEL, you don't want to wake this one up.Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
MAYBE IT DOES!
MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD WITH OUR TEMPORAL NECRO POWERS!
Join me McClellan, JOIN THE HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER IN THIS TASK!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 02, 2014, 05:38:12 pm
Trust me BFEL, you don't want to wake this one up.Will do but that doesn't change history.All I can say is update your TVtropes page and idiot troper noobs like me won't cause these kinds of problems. (Sorry btw, )Next time, click to the last page of the thread and glance at when the most recent posts were made. Especially if the TV Tropes page hasn't been updated in well over a year.
MAYBE IT DOES!
MAYBE WE CAN CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD WITH OUR TEMPORAL NECRO POWERS!
Join me McClellan, JOIN THE HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER IN THIS TASK!
okay fuck it you're tempting me
rule #9 of sorcery: roll a d6, if it goes above 4 do the opposite of what xantabros says
[3]
awh
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 03, 2014, 03:18:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 03:21:45 pm
I have been summoned. What is it that you desire?
Everyone's mad at me for necroing this thread. Can you help me? ( Also there's some discussion about attempting to revive it? But I don't know about that... you'll have to take it up with them and make the decision for yourself. )
Post by: Xantalos on May 03, 2014, 04:20:50 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 04:23:19 pm
Why would we be mad at you for necroing this by accident? It's sure as hell not the only old thread that's been necroed over and over again, it's fine.
Ppft. Yeah, but...
first you necro yafb [...]
That was an accident! >.< How many times do I have to apologize for that?
i allow a lot of things but that shit is about as much a travesty as blankdoor spoiling his own videos in the post in which he links them to us
therefore i will never live it down
change your pt to reflect it
Done!
That happened. :)
Post by: Xantalos on May 03, 2014, 04:26:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 04:40:35 pm
Eh, that's Slowpoke. His chances of being serious are about 80/porcupine.
Haha, good to know. Futurka also demanded I apologize once for every day since the last post before I necroed. So, this is number four and the contestant for the Oscars. * drops to his knees * I'M SORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BFEL on May 03, 2014, 07:41:51 pm
O.oEh, that's Slowpoke. His chances of being serious are about 80/porcupine.
Haha, good to know. Futurka also demanded I apologize once for every day since the last post before I necroed. So, this is number four and the contestant for the Oscars. * drops to his knees * I'M SORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT
It sounds like SOMEONE IS COMPETING FOR MY "HIGH LORD THREADNECROMANCER" TITLE!
THIS MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO PASS!
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 07:50:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 08:35:31 pm
(http://media.tumblr.com/2f37452741c21a35f8eeddb49333ddad/tumblr_inline_mkb29rC7fw1qz4rgp.png)
Post by: BFEL on May 04, 2014, 01:11:24 am
The question, gentlemen, is how many of the threads you've necro'ed have successfully come back. I happen to have a perfect record. 1-0 does technically count as a 100% success rate.Well...considering my most notable necro ended up in the Hall of Legends...though to be fair that was almost entirely Apiks, Talvieno and the others, I pretty much just provided the initial joke and they drug it out into a comedy tour.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 09:56:37 am
The question, gentlemen, is how many of the threads you've necro'ed have successfully come back. I happen to have a perfect record. 1-0 does technically count as a 100% success rate.Well...considering my most notable necro ended up in the Hall of Legends...though to be fair that was almost entirely Apiks, Talvieno and the others, I pretty much just provided the initial joke and they drug it out into a comedy tour.
Wait a minute, what thread was that?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 04, 2014, 03:03:55 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 04, 2014, 03:06:10 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 04, 2014, 06:14:02 pm
Post by: BFEL on May 04, 2014, 07:01:26 pm
AhemThe question, gentlemen, is how many of the threads you've necro'ed have successfully come back. I happen to have a perfect record. 1-0 does technically count as a 100% success rate.Well...considering my most notable necro ended up in the Hall of Legends...though to be fair that was almost entirely Apiks, Talvieno and the others, I pretty much just provided the initial joke and they drug it out into a comedy tour.
Wait a minute, what thread was that?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=19244.15
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 05, 2014, 10:49:43 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 05, 2014, 10:51:29 pm
there are some high expectations on my end
Post by: Xantalos on May 05, 2014, 11:12:43 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on May 06, 2014, 10:55:10 am
I wouldn't mind, but I think it did have a fitting end.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 11:48:15 am
Nah, not really. It had a fitting end.
Well, so did Boatmurdered, but that didn't stop it from spawning sequels. Which is where we should all relocate to. ( I noticed at least one, and if that's not good enough, there are/will be others. )
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2014, 11:50:24 am
There were sequels. IIRC they died too.Nah, not really. It had a fitting end.
Well, so did Boatmurdered, but that didn't stop it from spawning sequels. Which is where we should all relocate to. ( I noticed at least one, and if that's not good enough, there are/will be others. )
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 12:53:46 pm
>.< Make another?There were sequels. IIRC they died too.Nah, not really. It had a fitting end.
Well, so did Boatmurdered, but that didn't stop it from spawning sequels. Which is where we should all relocate to. ( I noticed at least one, and if that's not good enough, there are/will be others. )
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 06, 2014, 12:58:42 pm
There were sequels. IIRC they died too.Nah, not really. It had a fitting end.
Well, so did Boatmurdered, but that didn't stop it from spawning sequels. Which is where we should all relocate to. ( I noticed at least one, and if that's not good enough, there are/will be others. )
noooooooooow if xantie updated that one game i remember them promising to update
seriously though, the sequels died because they had inappropriate gms. gwg as a minimalist gm is a big no-no, and well, there was me, who is obviously destined for greater things
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 01:02:54 pm
There were sequels. IIRC they died too.Nah, not really. It had a fitting end.
Well, so did Boatmurdered, but that didn't stop it from spawning sequels. Which is where we should all relocate to. ( I noticed at least one, and if that's not good enough, there are/will be others. )
noooooooooow if xantie updated that one game i remember them promising to update
seriously though, the sequels died because they had inappropriate gms. gwg as a minimalist gm is a big no-no, and well, there was me, who is obviously destined for greater things
Umm.... Well I'm too busy trying to undo the madness that came of my innocuous little Cheese-based RTD... heheh. I guess I could maybe make a sequel, but I just know if I can handle the responsibility. ( Or the power or the madness. )
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2014, 02:49:37 pm
gwg as a minimalist gm is a big no-no...You can say that again. Minimalist games don't stay minimalist for long under my golden claw of order.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 03:47:58 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137790.855;topicseen