Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2014, 08:07:47 pm
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 11, 2014, 08:23:45 pm
lol what the fuck is this entire thread
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 08:25:43 pm
Glory to The Nemacrocors! Long live Lyeos! Long live meeee!
Post by: Yoink on June 11, 2014, 08:26:59 pm
FOREST RIDERS GO!!!11!
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 08:50:12 pm
Post by: hops on June 11, 2014, 09:04:42 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 11, 2014, 09:57:02 pm
I have no idea what's going on
ME NEITHER!
I choose The Nemacrocors because I like Lyeos and Kevak but Kevak's weird!
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 10:06:45 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 10:14:50 pm
Find some obscure, horribly cold location to settle the Nemacrocor Nation in.
For the glory of The Nemacrocors!
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 11, 2014, 10:22:23 pm
Post by: Scotsmen on June 11, 2014, 10:55:11 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 11, 2014, 11:02:43 pm
First order of business!
Find some obscure, horribly cold location to settle the Nemacrocor Nation in.
For the glory of The Nemacrocors!
Assist!
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 11, 2014, 11:30:56 pm
Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.How about a new faction?
Post by: Sarrak on June 12, 2014, 10:49:53 am
I concur.Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.How about a new faction?
Post by: Tawa on June 17, 2014, 06:30:49 pm
Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. BadlemonsXI (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: McFly and Brown vs. Great/McFly vs. Tea (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Harkinian (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Ethan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. FITR (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: Bay12 vs. Puma Man (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: Doesn't vs. Exist (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Court Record: The Judge vs. Bay12 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: JA-12 Incident (click to show/hide)
Post by: flabort on June 17, 2014, 07:40:48 pm
I haven't been invited to the duels, but my SKELETAL CAT HOARD and I will be ready to fight if ever the need arise.
Post by: Lyeos on June 17, 2014, 07:43:09 pm
What? Who dunnit? Lemme at 'em!
Lyeos punches the sky. Yep.
Post by: NAV on June 17, 2014, 07:45:21 pm
Post by: Jack A T on June 17, 2014, 07:53:00 pm
Post by: Worldmaster27 on June 17, 2014, 08:03:40 pm
Post by: Sarrak on June 17, 2014, 11:40:34 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 17, 2014, 11:48:42 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 17, 2014, 11:54:05 pm
The pale Horseman gazes upon Lyeos' sky-punching and charges at him, nothingness only a step behind.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 19, 2014, 09:44:42 pm
To War
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 19, 2014, 09:46:02 pm
Post by: Scotsmen on June 20, 2014, 11:41:09 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 20, 2014, 11:43:15 pm
The horns of Gabriel blare as the gates of Elohim burst open and a rider on a white horse emerges, soon to be followed by three others on a red, a black and a pale horse, wielding a bow, a sword, a set of scales and seemingly nothing, respectively.
The pale Horseman gazes upon Lyeos' sky-punching and charges at him, nothingness only a step behind.
"Oi! What did I ever do to you?!"
Well, here we go again. Go, my undead minions!
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 21, 2014, 12:32:06 am
((Are you seriously trying to use undead servants against Death itself? There's a reason the Horseman of Death doesn't have or need a weapon, you know.))
Post by: blazing glory on June 21, 2014, 12:33:56 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 21, 2014, 12:35:06 am
"Besides, I was just raising my fist into the air to begin with!"
((Heck yeah, man! We're not so different! Besides, cannon fodder is made to mildly slow people down. It'll be even funnier if his horse trips. And if Tawarochir ever rolls.))
Post by: flabort on June 21, 2014, 12:46:21 am
Subvert minions and make them my minions. Show superior control over undead commoners through use of undead cats.The horns of Gabriel blare as the gates of Elohim burst open and a rider on a white horse emerges, soon to be followed by three others on a red, a black and a pale horse, wielding a bow, a sword, a set of scales and seemingly nothing, respectively.
The pale Horseman gazes upon Lyeos' sky-punching and charges at him, nothingness only a step behind.
"Oi! What did I ever do to you?!"
Well, here we go again. Go, my undead minions!
Post by: Orange Wizard on June 21, 2014, 01:02:48 am
Post by: Sarrak on June 21, 2014, 01:26:40 am
With this unearthly roar, fencer trolls, shaking elegant rapiers and daggers in the air, run at the positions of the undead, trying to stab their way through to the Tawarochir positions. Sarrak the Mad, with a bloody labrys in his bony hands, has chosen a less straightforward way, walking between non-engaged armies.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 21, 2014, 01:30:49 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 21, 2014, 01:34:17 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 29, 2014, 09:27:42 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 02:07:32 pm
Why is it that IcyTea31 posts, then the thread seems to simply...die? That loaf of bread has become the equivalent of this forums Grim Reaper, in my mind.How about a new faction?
Join this faction, get a tour/briefed on the goals and facilities of said faction.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 03, 2014, 03:58:14 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 03, 2014, 07:00:27 pm
Without further ado, CREATE DEVESTATION AMONGST OUR FOES.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 04, 2014, 02:04:20 am
Check it out, I totally conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html)
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 05, 2014, 11:43:13 pm
Post by: hops on July 09, 2014, 09:26:34 am
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2014, 01:11:11 pm
Do research on anti-Tawochir magic.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 11, 2014, 02:04:13 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2014, 11:22:50 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 11, 2014, 11:23:59 pm
Post by: blazing glory on July 11, 2014, 11:25:23 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 11, 2014, 11:56:31 pm
Post by: ~Neri on July 12, 2014, 02:07:40 am
Breath on his neck and make him uncomfortable.
Post by: hops on July 12, 2014, 02:19:50 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 12, 2014, 02:26:13 am
Post by: Worldmaster27 on July 12, 2014, 09:21:52 am
Post by: Sarrak on July 17, 2014, 09:57:16 am
"FORWAAAAAGH!!!"
Like a fallen angels of fury, they descent onto Tawarochir positions, crushing anyone who interferes.
Post by: flabort on July 21, 2014, 12:16:03 am
Post by: tuypo1 on August 23, 2014, 09:21:04 pm
Post by: TD1 on August 23, 2014, 09:32:14 pm
Take my rightful position as head of the Wheel of Time Corporation as Mat. Sell perpetual energy siphoned from Rand. Funnel the money to Taw to help him, but keep enough to fully equip myself in adamantine, with an adamantine cowboy hat and an Ashandarei. (Spear-sword thing)
Blow upon a great horn, to pale all others, and bellow in a great, fell voice: "Forth! Forth! Allies of Taw to glory shall rise! Enemies will suffer the sting of steel, Adamant, and death!
Forth! Forth!
*Sends forth riders against the nearest Enemy.*
Post by: Lyeos on August 24, 2014, 01:40:57 am
I laugh in the face of your silly maintenance! :P
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2014, 01:41:48 am
Looks like this is where my first post was on here. I may use this for stuff Idk.
Post by: tuypo1 on August 24, 2014, 01:49:31 am
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2014, 11:19:32 am
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 24, 2014, 11:27:03 am
It was originally suggested to be a non-minimalist RtD game.You've never even updated this once, IIRC. ::)
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 01:52:24 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 01:54:12 pm
TAWAROCHIR, LEVEL 20 WIZZARD, FIGHTS A MULTITUDE OF GRISHA5ers
INFORM ME OF CLASS WHEN YOU ARRIVE, I WILL BEGIN ONCE EACH SIDE HAS 2 PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT TAWAROCHIR
SCENARIO: CHURCH FIGHT
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 01:57:07 pm
Team: grisha5
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 01:57:44 pm
Team: WoT. Namely, anti-Grisha5.
Th4DwArfY1 dies at Remuthra's hands!
Th4DwArfY1 comes back in his Goblin form, his human one having been vanquished!
Th4DwArfY1 steals the sacrificial knife fashioned from his own spine to slay Remurtha!
Post by: Sarrak on August 25, 2014, 02:00:45 pm
Team: Grisha5
His blood boiling from the long wait, Sarrak joins the religious fight!
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 02:02:18 pm
Remuthra summons his familiar, Sasha the phoenix!
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 02:15:34 pm
Team: Grisha5
Elephant Parade creates a herd of elephantine golems!
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 04:35:12 pm
Elephant parade is a level 11 wizard, specializing in Conjuring with an elephant familiar.. Remuthra is a level 11 druid with a phoenix-flavored hawk. Sarrak is a level 11 cleric of grisha5.
Pick spellses now.
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 04:37:58 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 04:39:26 pm
Is this a D&D thing? I thought it was more like a semi-minimalist RTD, but with different rules.
If it's pure D&D, I'm out.
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 04:40:24 pm
Quote from: OP
Most Battles will be DnD-esque. The GM will determine the capabilities of each participant. The participating parties (T and [NT]) will then try to kill each other.
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 04:41:46 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 04:46:13 pm
And the whole "level" thing was poking fun at an attempt at "balance".
So basically, go ahead and do whatever the hell you want.
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 04:47:17 pm
It is not pure DnD, it's partly making fun of it.Oh. Okay, then.
And the whole "level" thing was poking fun at an attempt at "balance".
So basically, go ahead and do whatever the hell you want.
Post by: TD1 on August 25, 2014, 04:48:23 pm
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 25, 2014, 04:48:38 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 04:54:55 pm
As a psycho-druid, I traded spellcasting power for increased combat ability, so I have only three spells.
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 08:38:51 pm
team: bitch im a tyranid I consume all
psychic powers: a bolt of psychic power that's all I need oh and my psychic shielding
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 09:36:53 pm
class:zoenthorpenoep
team: bitch im a tyranid I consume all
psychic powers: a bolt of psychic power that's all I need oh and my psychic shielding
General scenario: the Grishalites are in a church. Tawarochir and DwArfY are outside the church. The church has one door and a very small two-floor belfry.
Tawarochir gets the first shot!
[18]Tawarochir casts FIST on the church!
[11 + 3] The church is destroyed!
Scratch that; there is a pile of rubble that the Grishalites are standing in.
DwArfY stabs Remuthra for 60 hit points of damage! Critical hit! Remuthra has 6 hit points remaining!
Remuthra counterattacks with a staff-attack!
40 damage to DwArfY! DwArfY has 38 hit points remaining!
YOU CANNOT WIN WORLDMASTER. YOU ARE BEING TORTURED BADLY AND HAVE LOST 3 HIT POINTS OUT OF YOUR 1. Don't pull that stuff unless you want a slow, painful death.
SARRAK JOINS THE FIGHT AND BLUDGEONS TAWAROCHIR!
DAMAGE REDUCTION KICKS IN, TAWAROCHIR -5 HP
TAWAROCHIR CHANGES BARRIER: ICE MAGIC IS DAMAGING
-5 HP FROM ALL GRISHA5ERS DUE TO DARK SHADOW EMANTATING FROM TAW
ELEPHANT PARADE SUMMONS MANY CRITICAL ELEPHANTS THAT STEP ON TAWAROCHIR AND DWARFY FOR 70 DAMAGE A PIECE (EXCEPT THEY ARE NOT ICE ELEPHANTS, TAWAROCHIR LOSES ONLY 35 HPS)
-5 HP FROM ALL TAWAROCHITES DUE TO GRISHA5 ENERGY
TOTALS
WORLDMASTER27, TUYPO1: DEAD FOR RULEBREAK
CHURCH: DEAD FROM FIST
DWARFY: DEAD FROM ELEPHANTS
REMUTHRA: 1/66 HP (KNIFE, TAW-ENERGY)
ELEPHANT PARADE: 39/44 HP (TAW-ENERGY)
SARRAK: 83/88 HP (TAW-ENERGY)
TAWAROCHIR: 40 HP GONE, ONLY AFFECTED BY ICE MAGIC (and possibly magic swords called the Joyous)
TURN 2
TAWAROCHIR CASTS MOVE EARTH
YOU ARE ALL NOW IN TAWAROCHIR'S MAGIC BASEMENT
ALSO -20 DAMAGE FROM EVERYBODY BECAUSE YOU FELL IN, EXCEPT FOR REMUTHRA WHO FLOATS DOWN LIKE A TRUE DRUID
WORLDMASTER27, TUYPO1: DEAD FOR RULEBREAK
CHURCH: DEAD FROM FIST
DWARFY: DEAD FROM ELEPHANTS
REMUTHRA: 1/66 HP (KNIFE, TAW-ENERGY)
ELEPHANT PARADE: 19/44 HP (TAW-ENERGY, FALLING)
SARRAK: 63/88 HP (TAW-ENERGY, FALLING)
TAWAROCHIR: 40 HP GONE, ONLY AFFECTED BY ICE MAGIC (and possibly magic swords called the Joyous)
ORDER OF INITIATIVE
TAW
REM
SAR
ELP
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 09:39:37 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 09:41:18 pm
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 09:41:59 pm
to be clear was the rule breaking that I was on neither of those sides or that I was a zoenthorpe
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2014, 09:51:41 pm
Remuthra uses the PSYCHOTIC BREAK ability to enter RAGE MODESUCH RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE BYPASS DAMAGE REDUCTION ON TAW NOW ALSO IMMUNE TO DARK MAGIC DAMAGE FROM TAW
CAST METEOR VARIANT SPELL: ICE METEORVERY HANDY SPELL 50 DAMAGE
you changed the op on me that's rudeI HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE HELL A ZOENTHORPE IS AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW
to be clear was the rule breaking that I was on neither of those sides or that I was a zoenthorpe
ALSO THIS IS STRICTLY WAR GAME NO SINGULAR THIRD PARTIES
FREE ACTION: TAWAROCHIR CHANGES BARRIER, ONLY DAMAGE BY BEING BLUDGEONED WITH MATH-DOING MACHINES BYPASSES REDUCTION ALSO -2 HP ON ALL GRISHA5ERS FOR TAW DARK POWER EXCEPT FOR REMUTHRA BECAUSE OF RAGE MODE
WORLDMASTER27, TUYPO1: DEAD FOR RULEBREAK
CHURCH: DEAD FROM FIST
DWARFY: DEAD FROM ELEPHANTS
REMUTHRA: 1/66 HP (KNIFE, TAW-ENERGY)
ELEPHANT PARADE: 17/44 HP (TAW-ENERGY, FALLING)
SARRAK: 61/86 HP (TAW-ENERGY, FALLING)
TAWAROCHIR: 90 HP GONE, ONLY AFFECTED BY ICE MAGIC (and possibly magic swords called the Joyous)
ALSO INITIATIVE NOW GOES TAW --> GRISHA5ERS IN ANY ORDER
1D20 DAMAGE ON TAW AT END OF GRISHA5 TURN, 1D20 DAMAGE ON ALL NON-RAGE GRISHA5ERS WHEN TAW BARRIER-CHANGES
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 25, 2014, 09:53:33 pm
Post by: tuypo1 on August 25, 2014, 09:55:08 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 25, 2014, 09:57:49 pm
(Historical Fact: Battle Falcons are what you get when you give birds of prey power armor, bladed wings and talons, shoulder-mounted miniguns, and copious amounts of combat drugs. They were first employed by Emperor Awesomus Amazingus V in the Battle of Space Mountain, and were pivotal in winning the Second War of Fighting.)
Post by: Sarrak on August 25, 2014, 11:00:46 pm
Post by: tuypo1 on August 26, 2014, 12:54:16 am
Screaming at the top of his lungs, Remuthra fires of a barrage of Battle Falcons from his Falcon Cannon.when i first started reading that i wanted it to be real so i think my brain forced me to read power armor as copper armor but it couldent hide the miniguns from me
(Historical Fact: Battle Falcons are what you get when you give birds of prey power armor, bladed wings and talons, shoulder-mounted miniguns, and copious amounts of combat drugs. They were first employed by Emperor Awesomus Amazingus V in the Battle of Space Mountain, and were pivotal in winning the Second War of Fighting.)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 26, 2014, 08:51:43 am
Post by: Worldmaster27 on August 26, 2014, 07:50:09 pm
Post by: Lyeos on August 28, 2014, 03:42:19 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 31, 2014, 07:59:13 pm
Figure out what is going on!Same.
Post by: TD1 on September 01, 2014, 12:21:53 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 01, 2014, 12:23:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 14, 2014, 04:49:37 pm
The grisha5 thread is locked. Their power source sealed, Tawarochir's full magical potential arises.
Tawarochir enacts a doom spell.
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus,P20-,P20Summon.gif.pagespeed.ce.xL0WcFBfyR.gif)
Neuga, ziena, zieber, zom...
Now the chosen time has come...
Exchange this world for...!
/me casts Summon Monster Infinity
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3213307/day-of-lavos-o.gif)
/me / Tawarochir's Strongest Spell
(http://s27.postimg.org/plynk7dhf/darkmatterbetter.gif)
The spells crush the grishalites.
(http://s10.postimg.org/t4ug9djp5/game_over_return_of_tawarochir.png)
NEXT GAME WILL COMMENCE ONCE SOMETHING HAPPENS
Post by: Tawa on September 18, 2014, 07:11:17 pm
GREATORDER TRIED TO COUNTER MY SPELLS WITH DARK ENERGY
WE HAVE TO FIGHT
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Ready4%20(Front).gif) ♥♥♥♥♥♥ VS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif)
INITIATIVE RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:
T: 3
G: 4
GREATORDER GETS THE FIRST SHOT
Post by: Tawa on September 18, 2014, 07:21:40 pm
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Ready4%20(Front).gif) ♥♥ VS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif)
(http://s30.postimg.org/o1ng2v729/greatordermatter.png)
[3] DAMAGE
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Ready4%20(Front).gif) ♥♥ VS ♥♥♥ (http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif)
Post by: Tawa on September 18, 2014, 07:44:15 pm
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Ready4%20(Front).gif) ♥ VS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif)
SUMMON LAVOS
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3213307/day-of-lavos-o.gif)
[2] DAMAGE
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Ready4%20(Front).gif) ♥ VS ♥ (http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif)
FACE OFF TIME
(http://s30.postimg.org/g44k53xq9/FACEOFF.gif)
GREATORDER: 12, TAWAROCHIR: 16 (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4648750/)
(http://s21.postimg.org/y5hg08b5f/greatorder_flies_into_space.gif)
GOOD GAME BRO
the end
Post by: Tawa on September 18, 2014, 08:16:47 pm
will do so later
probably
on the morrow
but farewell 'till then
Post by: Tawa on October 03, 2014, 08:01:12 pm
(http://signavatar.com/33301_v.gif) VS (http://www.videogamesprites.net/ChronoTrigger/Party/Magus/Magus%20-%20Cape.gif)
GREATORDER WINS INITIATIVE
Post by: Tawa on January 16, 2015, 11:04:16 pm
(http://s10.postimg.org/41v7jpgj9/kossmug.png)"u wot m8"
The gunslinger fires at the man, but the bullet is stopped by a shield of force, which quickly shatters.
(http://s30.postimg.org/o0pi3029p/FE13_Male_Avatar_Tactician_Map_Sprite.gif) "Damn... you finally shattered it. Very well, then. We shall settle this once and for all, King of starry Skies. Prepare to die!"
IT BEGINS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKw0dkJoWHA)
(http://s1.postimg.org/afzvm9exb/TOENDIT.png)
King of starry Skies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tawarochir
KingofstarrySkies! Make your move!
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 16, 2015, 11:07:32 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 16, 2015, 11:12:50 pm
wut did u do this time kosslol
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 16, 2015, 11:17:54 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 07:42:37 am
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 07:45:57 am
((PTW))
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 07:59:10 am
Sell regular and sweetened popcorn
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 08:01:21 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 08:02:15 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 08:04:44 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 08:08:24 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 08:10:24 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 08:14:27 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 08:17:42 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 08:18:40 am
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 08:31:33 am
The world of business.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 17, 2015, 09:28:52 am
Post by: Lyeos on January 17, 2015, 09:39:41 am
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 17, 2015, 09:45:43 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 09:48:35 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:14:54 am
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 10:17:20 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:23:31 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:24:35 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:26:20 am
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 10:27:58 am
Attempt to create an agreement with Lord_lemonpie to put acid in my moonshine and moonshine in his acidAccept the agreement.
"The best Acid Moonshine, only available at Kassire&Lord_lemonpie's!
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:29:04 am
Call Remuthra a Conservative Automaton and get the judge as a sleeper agentUse Arch-Conservative Powers to get a Hanging Judge.
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:29:49 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:31:50 am
And 4.650606 x 1012828428 charges of assault.
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:33:06 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:37:02 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:39:37 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:40:24 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:44:38 am
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:47:25 am
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 10:48:33 am
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 12:47:49 pm
OPEN FIRE WITH ALL 4 GUNS! :D(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140327020104/yakuza-mob-roleplay/images/3/3c/Infan_BloodyHunter_postOBT_Equilibri_avatar3_4.gif)
Multiple bullet holes fill Tawarochir! 6 damage!
Tawarochir casts Thoron!
(http://s28.postimg.org/uu05fj9d9/CRITICALHIT.png) "Here's how it's done!"
(http://s1.postimg.org/pi8toabdr/Thoron.gif)
3 damage!
(http://s1.postimg.org/afzvm9exb/TOENDIT.png)
King of starry Skies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tawarochir
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 17, 2015, 01:19:49 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on January 17, 2015, 01:36:36 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 17, 2015, 01:49:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 02:32:58 pm
Interfere with the fight. Punch koss and taw.
Also interfere with fight. Inhale all other contestants and steal their abilities/powers/skills.The field of force surrounding the field allows no soul past it!
KingofStarrySkies whistles! 2 pirates join the fight!
Tawarochir summons Lavos!
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3213307/day-of-lavos-o.gif)
The Day of Lavos wreaks havoc on KingofstarrySkies and his pirates! 4 damage each!
(http://s3.postimg.org/hm3mtrgr7/TAWANDLAVOSVSKOSSANDPIRATES.png)
King of starry Skies ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tawarochir
Pirates ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lavos
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 17, 2015, 02:37:19 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 03:05:43 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 03:12:34 pm
3 damage to Tawarochir! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4751982/)
Tawarochir casts Meteor Swarm!
(http://s28.postimg.org/uu05fj9d9/CRITICALHIT.png) "You're FINISHED!"
(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/thumbnails/meteor-strike.jpg)
6 damage to KingofstarrySkies! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4751986/)
The King of Starry Skies falls to his knees.
(http://s30.postimg.org/m8qp6f0n1/KOSS_NO_YOU_CANT_DIE_NOT_NOW.png)
(http://s10.postimg.org/41v7jpgj9/kossmug.png)"You... killed... me..."
(http://s30.postimg.org/o0pi3029p/FE13_Male_Avatar_Tactician_Map_Sprite.gif)"Good."
(http://s10.postimg.org/t4ug9djp5/game_over_return_of_tawarochir.png) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vB7kSyuJ6U)
Good game, man.
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 03:22:42 pm
Methinks there is a biased party involved as it stands :P
In other words, I call shenanigans!
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 03:23:44 pm
I CITED THE ROLLS
I REROLLED KOSS'S ROLLS ONCE OR TWICE FOR THE BETTER
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 03:25:05 pm
:P
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on January 17, 2015, 03:26:18 pm
Please.
He admits it! He cheated!I wouldn't call 'making your opponents rolls better' cheating...
:P
For obvious reasons.
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 03:27:07 pm
That's what the :P is for!
Edit: Although, I would say that's still technically cheating. It's not in his favour, but that's consequence, not action.
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 03:37:21 pm
I want to fight Tawarochir now.SO BE IT
Please.
JUST A SEC WHILE I FIRE UP GIMP
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 03:38:38 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 04:01:56 pm
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 04:19:17 pm
May your wand fare better against my Ashandarie than the Trollocs!
Post by: flabort on January 17, 2015, 04:20:37 pm
I'm not taking part of this.
Flabort starts selling candied apples, hotdogs, and soda.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on January 17, 2015, 04:22:46 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 04:24:27 pm
And so, Fight Tawarochir became the second most popular game on Bay12.Popcorn Stand Manager 2015 became the first.
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 04:27:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 04:56:52 pm
(http://signavatar.com/27631_v.gif) All your base are belong to us!
(http://signavatar.com/35702_v.gif) You have no chance to survive!
(http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/userpic/7/7/7/av-396777.gif) Make your time!
(http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/Tawarochir.gif) Your great justice is not strong enough! Prepare to die! But first... you. With the hat. One on one.
(http://s30.postimg.org/cx8trd91d/FIGHTMATGO.png)
Th4DwArfY1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tawarochir
Th4DwArfY1, make your move!
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 05:39:13 pm
Edit: Needless to say, if I get within range, slash at the wanna-be with my weapon!
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 05:58:56 pm
4 damage! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4752119/)
Tawarochir casts NUKE!
(http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bombs-explosions_003928881.gif)
4 damage!
(http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4752121/)
(http://s30.postimg.org/cx8trd91d/FIGHTMATGO.png)
Th4DwArfY1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tawarochir
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 06:06:08 pm
Hit his knee with the ashandarie's butt, grab his face and force it into the upright blade at the end of the weapon!
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 06:19:32 pm
6 damage! (http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4752137/)
(http://sig.grumpybumpers.com/host/Tawarochir.gif) "D... damn it... I'll n-never know what y-you said..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1f/YOU%27RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg/220px-YOU%27RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izi2qKL_XoQ)
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 06:22:03 pm
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on January 17, 2015, 06:29:34 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 17, 2015, 06:33:35 pm
also how the fuck does cannons two guns and two pirates do 3 damage i mean like what
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 06:36:16 pm
No space boy is gonna best Mat ;D
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 17, 2015, 06:37:04 pm
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 06:38:15 pm
And anger.
Thus I challenge Tawarochir at a game of capitalism
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 17, 2015, 06:38:59 pm
Post by: TD1 on January 17, 2015, 06:40:19 pm
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 06:41:20 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 06:42:55 pm
Everyone join the Tophat Mafia.
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 06:50:01 pm
Anyways, all capitalists should join the United Western Capitalist Union
Moolah is my Second name
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 17, 2015, 06:55:01 pm
Start with high persuasion, get tons of
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 06:59:26 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 07:01:27 pm
Send out the deadly... Death Squads to end these filthy liberals; Claim that the mafia did itSupport as former Arch-Conservative leader by sending in the Firemen.
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 07:07:44 pm
MANUFACTURE NUCLEAR DEVICES
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 07:09:23 pm
Capitalism =/= Arch-Conservative, it just means your Lawful Evil... AlsoSays the one fighting the LCS.
MANUFACTURE NUCLEAR DEVICES
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 17, 2015, 07:16:59 pm
Stablishing the Werejaguar Nation in some place that's common for Werejaguars and manufacture Werejaguar Guns and mass-produce Werejaguar Siege Weapons
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 07:18:13 pm
Post by: Kassire on January 17, 2015, 07:25:09 pm
FACTION POWER
LCS POWER:100UNITED WESTERN CAPITALIST UNION POWER:100
TOP HAT MAFIA POWER:100
INSERT ACTIONS
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 07:26:36 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on January 17, 2015, 07:28:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 07:32:41 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 10:41:55 pm
You people are terrible.Aww, Tawa, you're not nearly as cool as mastahcheese :P.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 17, 2015, 10:50:05 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 17, 2015, 10:57:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:01:30 pm
WORLDMASTER27! WE MUST FIGHT! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZjpjfT_H8c)
(http://s1.postimg.org/lvbqry3a7/gyahaha.png)
"Gya ha ha! Fool! Why do you resist? The battle has been lost before it has even begun!"Worldmaster27! FIGHT ME!
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 11:02:57 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:04:02 pm
Set everyone with the proper tailoring skills to make good armor, everyone with good combat skills to raid lucrative places, everyone with good seduction/persuasion to recruit new members and some sleepers within Arch-Conservative Establishments. Everyone else can solicit donations and cause Elite LiberalWORLDMASTER27 CANNOT HEED MY WARNINGchaosorder. I, as the founder, make a dedicated shrine and pray to the omnipotent god known as "Caroline" in the hopes of receiving divineblessingspopcorn.
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 11:06:46 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:09:45 pm
You can't stop the Derail Train, mate. It has no tracks and no brakes. Many have tried and all have failed, and their threads have been scattered across the boards, running several simultaneous games in a variety of colors. Beware the Train, my friend, for the Train halts for neither man nor wizard./me casts Wall of Iron
stop'd
NOW FIGHT ME FOR GREAT JUSTICE WORLDMASTER
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 11:11:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:12:53 pm
I might as well use it to test out crap.
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 17, 2015, 11:13:36 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 11:14:09 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:15:30 pm
I HEREBY CHALLENGE TAWAROCHIR'S CORPSE TO AN EPIC BATTLE. ASSUMING HE CAN GET SOMEONE TO REVIVE HIM, OF COURSE!JUST A MOMENT WHILE I KILL WORLDMASTER
Yeah, it probably will be. You could try asking nicely, though.Eh. I can live with it.
Post by: Remuthra on January 17, 2015, 11:20:22 pm
Post by: flabort on January 17, 2015, 11:21:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:23:45 pm
Remuthra "acquires" Tawarochir's body, harvests the brain, and uses it to create Mekwarochir to fight the next opponents.YOU CAN'T DO THAT
YOU CAN QUITE CLEARLY SEE ME STANDING THERE SUMMONING THINGS IN THAT PNG OF CLOBBLED TOGETHER FE8 SPRITES
Rebranding all hotdogs as "mekdogs", candied apples are now "candwarochir's", and soft drinks have wizards on the cups, in order to boost sales.WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 17, 2015, 11:24:57 pm
In the mean time Sell lemonade to the people watching ze fight.
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 17, 2015, 11:27:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 17, 2015, 11:28:16 pm
ALSO FIGHT ME ALREADY WORLDMASTER
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 17, 2015, 11:30:37 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 18, 2015, 12:04:40 am
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 18, 2015, 12:31:27 am
fucking cannons
3 damage
bullshit
Post by: Tawa on January 18, 2015, 12:38:03 am
Cheating motherfucker... *grump*rolling dice isn't perfect
fucking cannons
3 damage
bullshit
it's possible to fail to cut a sheet of paper with a greataxe and average joe strength in pathfinder
WE CAN FIGHT AGAIN SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 18, 2015, 01:02:55 am
AND YOU'RE NOT ROLLING THIS TIME
Post by: Tawa on January 18, 2015, 06:48:38 pm
I wanted to homebrew a simple, rules-light game system to run a game in. I want to make sure that system works.
Therefore, I wish to enlist the help of six of you to help me playtest this game, which would play sort of like a cross between a multiplayer ISG and FEF with some DF or Minecraft-esque elements.
WHO'S GAME?
Post by: Kassire on January 18, 2015, 06:54:19 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 18, 2015, 06:58:46 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 18, 2015, 07:16:09 pm
Post by: Kassire on January 18, 2015, 07:18:16 pm
:P
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 18, 2015, 08:16:54 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 18, 2015, 08:54:19 pm
Post by: blazing glory on January 18, 2015, 09:16:37 pm
In.
Post by: TD1 on January 18, 2015, 09:20:05 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 18, 2015, 10:14:10 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 18, 2015, 10:53:01 pm
Alright, here goes the pitch. Game's called Starry Sky: Primal Sun (completely unrelated to the similarly-named forumite, you'll see why.)
(http://s18.postimg.org/5ph1irw9l/Starry_Sky_Primal_Sun_logo.png)
Solprima is a primal world of sapphire seas and forested islands beneath an eternally starlit sky. Its majesty is unparalleled throughout the multiverse. Its sole inhabitants are groups of men and women, living peacefully in small villages scattered throughout the world. There seems to have once been something greater... but it is unknown what. You are eight daring adventurers, each armed with whatever you can scrounge up, set out to see the world, meet others, and to find heroic blades and cast down evil, all beneath permanent starlight.
Each player has four attributes: Power, Speed, Heart, and Mind. Power is a measure of a person's physical strength, stamina, and resilience. Speed is a measure of a person's reflexes, dexterity, and general quickness. Heart is a measure of a person's dedication to their values, belief in what is right, and love for life. Mind is a measure of a person's intelligence, resourcefulness, and perception. Each attribute is rated on a scale of one to ten. A score of ten is nigh superhuman; a score of one is so weak it's a wonder they're still alive. All players' stats start at 4. Players have six points to distribute among their attributes; raising a score past 7 requires double points for each point invested (i.e. raising to 8 costs 5 points, raising to 9 costs 7, raising to 10 costs 9); they may lower their stats on a point-for-point basis.
Anyway, the boring crunch that gets in the way of the fun is over now. This is just a playtest to make sure it works the way I want it to work.
SO THE SHEET I REQUIRE IS:
-NAME
-SHORT DESCRIPTION
-STATS
-STARTING STUFF: Choose 2 from the wonderful options of:
-A pointy stick
-A tree branch that's kinda heavy on one end
-A branch from a thorn bush
-A really thick hat
-A shirt with a couple pieces of wood glued to it
-A pair of pants with like ten pockets on each leg
(Don't worry about the intricacies, I'll explain when we get there.)
Post by: Remuthra on January 18, 2015, 11:01:33 pm
-SHORT DESCRIPTION: Joe Bridger is a slightly-insane old wizard with an obsession about birds and fancy clothes. He has a long wizard-beard, and he has a pet falcon named Sasha. It's an invisible falcon, that's why you can't see it. No, it's also really quiet. Yes, it really exists. Are you trying to tell me I'm talking to thin air, sonny?
-STATS:
Power: 2
Speed: 2
Heart: 7
Mind: 9
-STARTING STUFF: Choose 2 from the wonderful options of:
-A really
-A pair of fancy-looking pants with like ten pockets on each leg
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 18, 2015, 11:14:39 pm
Desc: A possible madman with two empty holsters and two empty scabbards. Likes metal.
Stats: Power: 5
Speed: 7
Heart: 6
Mind: 4
Starting:
Branch
Shirt
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 18, 2015, 11:23:34 pm
SHORT DESCRIPTION: Slightly unhinged, has a tendency to get angry extremely quickly.
Stats:
Power: 6
Speed: 6
Heart:5
Mind: 5
Starting:
Stick
Pants
Post by: Remuthra on January 18, 2015, 11:25:37 pm
NAME: Joseph Sailor/me is suspicious.
Post by: blazing glory on January 18, 2015, 11:38:32 pm
-SHORT DESCRIPTION: A man who one day ran out of money, so he got a stick and tried to make it into a epic weapon, gave up quickly and is now going out on adventure.
-STATS:1
Power:7
Speed:3
Heart:4
Mind:6
-STARTING STUFF:
-A pointy stick
-A shirt with a couple pieces of wood glued to it
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 18, 2015, 11:39:35 pm
-SHORT DESCRIPTION: Tall man with a blank look on his face. With sleepy eyes. Stares into nothing.
-STATS
Power: 7
Speed: 5
Heart:5
Mind: 5
-STARTING STUFF:
-A tree branch that's kinda heavy on one end
-A pair of pants with like ten pockets on each leg
Post by: Kassire on January 19, 2015, 08:14:49 am
-SHORT DESCRIPTION: A man strong of heart and mind, a firm believer in capitalism and running illegal but accepted practices of sending men to do deadly and dangerous jobs.
-STATS:
Power:4
Speed:5
Heart:6
Mind:7
-STARTING STUFF: Choose 2 from the wonderful options of:
-A really thick hat
-A shirt with a couple pieces of wood glued to it
Post by: Worldmaster27 on January 19, 2015, 10:53:39 am
Sorry for not fighting - I was busy procrastinating on school work with anime. :P
Post by: TD1 on January 19, 2015, 01:41:15 pm
Anorn
-SHORT DESCRIPTION
A man with intense, blue eyes. Steady nerves, firm beliefs on life and how to lead it and a keen wit. A tendency to be abrupt, but overall, a good man who wishes for a better world.
-STATS
Power:5
Speed:4
Heart:7
Mind:6
-STARTING STUFF: Choose 2 from the wonderful options of:
-A pointy stick
-A pair of pants with like ten pockets on each leg
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 19, 2015, 06:57:54 pm
Flimsy Wizard
-SHORT DESCRIPTION
A wizard so fragile a gust of wind could push him over.
-STATS
Power: 1
Speed: 7
Heart: 1
Mind: 10
-STARTING STUFF
-A tree branch that's kinda heavy on one end
-A really thick hat
Post by: TD1 on January 19, 2015, 07:09:43 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 19, 2015, 07:37:51 pm
*glasses*
Taking it up to eleven.
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 19, 2015, 07:54:34 pm
Looks like he's...Even farther, actually.
*glasses*
Taking it up to eleven.
Post by: Tawa on January 19, 2015, 07:58:16 pm
Each attribute is rated on a scale of one to ten. A score of ten is nigh superhuman; a score of one is so weak it's a wonder they're still alive.
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 19, 2015, 07:59:32 pm
Darn it! Editing.Each attribute is rated on a scale of one to ten. A score of ten is nigh superhuman; a score of one is so weak it's a wonder they're still alive.
I'd recommend removing the "etc.", then.
Post by: Tawa on January 19, 2015, 08:41:51 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 20, 2015, 05:23:23 pm
...Are you sure that hat won't crush your neck?And how do you plan on picking up that branch?
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 20, 2015, 07:37:01 pm
With magic. Duh....Are you sure that hat won't crush your neck?And how do you plan on picking up that branch?
Post by: TD1 on January 20, 2015, 09:06:21 pm
Cool.
Post by: Remuthra on January 20, 2015, 09:08:57 pm
Magic Hawking sounds like a great character concept.
Post by: Tawa on January 20, 2015, 09:19:44 pm
HawkingI haven't been able to read that right ever since I read the Wheel of Time books.
Game will start soonish. Before the end of the week.
Post by: TD1 on January 20, 2015, 09:42:56 pm
Post by: Remuthra on January 20, 2015, 09:44:14 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on January 21, 2015, 09:34:08 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 22, 2015, 12:57:48 am
Edit: Just read on why 4maskwolf wants out of the game. Please do not misinterpret my post, I couldn't replace him if I wanted to.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on January 22, 2015, 01:05:33 am
i got a bhad feelin about this
Post by: Tawa on February 10, 2015, 10:22:47 pm
I HAVE TO PLAY WIZARD CHESS AGAINST ORANGE WIZARD
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, OW
WE'RE PLAYING GOOD OLD FASHIONED OMEGA CHESS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_Chess), THE CHESS WITH WIZARDS IN IT
I SHALL BE BLACK
YOU SHALL BE WHITE
YOUR MOVE
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(Xes are white champions, Ys are black champions;stars are wizards.)
Post by: hops on February 10, 2015, 10:56:59 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on February 10, 2015, 10:58:48 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on February 10, 2015, 11:08:16 pm
Post by: flabort on February 11, 2015, 12:45:01 am
Post by: hops on February 11, 2015, 02:27:44 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on February 11, 2015, 02:53:50 am
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2015, 06:14:47 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 11, 2015, 07:07:04 am
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 07:22:50 pm
(http://s24.postimg.org/onyvoxc69/gyahahahaha.png)"Gyahahahahaha... so long as the dark barrier stands, no other soul can reach us. You must face your grim fate alone, ORANGE WIZARD! With your army, I guess."
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on February 11, 2015, 07:34:11 pm
Post by: Kassire on February 11, 2015, 07:43:43 pm
Though, begin placing trap cards on the ground
Post by: Remuthra on February 11, 2015, 07:43:53 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on February 11, 2015, 07:49:13 pm
Protip2: I have never played Wizard Chess before.
Protip3: I have not played Regular Chess in a long time.
Protip4: You're probably going to win this one.
...
En garde!
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: hops on February 11, 2015, 07:49:29 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 07:50:50 pm
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: Orange Wizard on February 11, 2015, 07:54:32 pm
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 07:55:54 pm
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: Orange Wizard on February 11, 2015, 07:58:02 pm
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 07:59:11 pm
Quote from: CHESS
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Post by: Orange Wizard on February 11, 2015, 08:24:28 pm
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((this is exhausting))
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 08:29:21 pm
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Post by: flabort on February 11, 2015, 08:39:22 pm
Rook goes beside king, not the space that the king vacated.
Post by: Tawa on February 11, 2015, 08:42:55 pm
Gracias.
Post by: flabort on February 12, 2015, 12:33:13 am
This is only a strategy thing, though, not a rules violation.
Post by: Tawa on February 12, 2015, 05:04:46 pm
Also makes my strategy a bit harder to pull off, because it would require more turns.
Post by: Orange Wizard on February 12, 2015, 05:10:16 pm
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Post by: Orange Wizard on February 14, 2015, 07:25:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 04:51:46 pm
All Rise
The trial of BlitzDungeoneer for false links, incessant usage of the word "fool", attempts to build a pyramid, and constant back-and-forth in the Above User in a Nutshell thread is now in session.
(http://s17.postimg.org/no3ustzcv/Trial_of_Blitz_need_Judge_and_Defense.png)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"The prosecution is ready, your... honor... um. Where's the judge?"
Anybody? Anybody? Judge?
The trial of BlitzDungeoneer for false links, incessant usage of the word "fool", attempts to build a pyramid, and constant back-and-forth in the Above User in a Nutshell thread is now in session.
(http://s17.postimg.org/no3ustzcv/Trial_of_Blitz_need_Judge_and_Defense.png)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"The prosecution is ready, your... honor... um. Where's the judge?"
Anybody? Anybody? Judge?
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2015, 04:57:07 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 26, 2015, 04:59:36 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on April 26, 2015, 05:00:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 05:04:42 pm
(http://s11.postimg.org/6a59ciwdf/Trial_of_Blitz_need_Defense.png)
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"Here."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Ah, Your Vulpine Honor. Good to see you've arrived. Now, where's the defense? Or do you plan to defend yourself, accused?"
(http://s13.postimg.org/q235p1a4z/Kevak_Judge.png)
"Here."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Ah, Your Vulpine Honor. Good to see you've arrived. Now, where's the defense? Or do you plan to defend yourself, accused?"
Post by: ~Neri on April 26, 2015, 05:59:42 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 06:10:45 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Right, we might as well go over the charges while we wait for his lawyer. The accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with misdirection in the first degree, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191205#msg6191205) felony pyramid building, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191102#msg6191102) and constantly (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191059#msg6191059) making (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6190369#msg6190369) every (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6187921#msg6187921) other (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6187568#msg6187568) post. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6184078#msg6184078)
Quote Citations added to the Court Record.
"Right, we might as well go over the charges while we wait for his lawyer. The accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with misdirection in the first degree, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191205#msg6191205) felony pyramid building, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191102#msg6191102) and constantly (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191059#msg6191059) making (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6190369#msg6190369) every (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6187921#msg6187921) other (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6187568#msg6187568) post. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6184078#msg6184078)
Quote Citations added to the Court Record.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 26, 2015, 06:26:43 pm
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
Ah here sorry for the late'ness
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 26, 2015, 07:18:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 07:25:56 pm
(http://s21.postimg.org/90568x60n/Trial_of_Blitz.png)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Ah, Mr. Lemons. You've arrived, as has my co-counsel. Shall we begin?"
"Ah, perfect. We needed a bailiff, anyway."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/66/Godot_Confident_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"Just a sec."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/b/b9/Godot_Worried_Coffee_Catch.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193133)
"You know, I've seen some really weird trials, but this beats them all... anyway. Opening statements."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"Alright, so, the accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with felony pyramid building, falsely stating that a website called "stirk.com/bay12" exists, and continuous lawyeresque back-and-forth in the Above User in a Nutshell thread. We have his posts as proof of this."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Ah, Mr. Lemons. You've arrived, as has my co-counsel. Shall we begin?"
"It's as though nobody hears me!"(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/04/Godot_Confident.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"Ah, perfect. We needed a bailiff, anyway."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/66/Godot_Confident_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"Just a sec."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/b/b9/Godot_Worried_Coffee_Catch.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193133)
"You know, I've seen some really weird trials, but this beats them all... anyway. Opening statements."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"Alright, so, the accused, BlitzDungeoneer, is charged with felony pyramid building, falsely stating that a website called "stirk.com/bay12" exists, and continuous lawyeresque back-and-forth in the Above User in a Nutshell thread. We have his posts as proof of this."
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 26, 2015, 07:46:19 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 26, 2015, 08:27:48 pm
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"right."
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"Well lets start with charge one 'felony pyramid building post (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191102#msg6191102)'."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Seems here that its only a pyramid of about 3 posts. hardly a health problem for any page and one of the more common pyramids found on 12bay."
((Probably going to have to find a new place to host these. P.S I Also have no idea how court trails proceed sorry if I mess it up :P ))
"right."
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Well lets start with charge one 'felony pyramid building post (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115743.msg6191102#msg6191102)'."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Seems here that its only a pyramid of about 3 posts. hardly a health problem for any page and one of the more common pyramids found on 12bay."
((Probably going to have to find a new place to host these. P.S I Also have no idea how court trails proceed sorry if I mess it up :P ))
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on April 26, 2015, 08:32:08 pm
"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 26, 2015, 08:46:26 pm
"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"(http://orig09.deviantart.net/55d1/f/2015/116/e/a/suit3_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7g78.gif)
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 08:52:04 pm
"Are we seriously going up against a lemon in a suit?"(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"Seems it."
((P.S I Also have no idea how court trails proceed sorry if I mess it up :P ))(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"No worries. You're doing fine."
"Seems here that its only a pyramid of about 3 posts. hardly a health problem for any page and one of the more common pyramids found on 12bay."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/a/a4/NotSoFast%21.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20110418143639)
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/8/8d/Godot_Thinking.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193110)
"Let's think about a line from the Constoadtution."
"The quote here implies that any quote pyramid is a health problem, so that leads us to another question:"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/d/d2/Godot_Close_Up.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193100)
"What measure is a quote pyramid, and what measure is a quoted response?"
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/8/8d/Godot_Thinking.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193110)
"Let's think about a line from the Constoadtution."
"I will spear your quote pyramids because they are unhealthy for browsers."(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/9/94/Godot_Normal.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193108)
"The quote here implies that any quote pyramid is a health problem, so that leads us to another question:"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/d/d2/Godot_Close_Up.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193100)
"What measure is a quote pyramid, and what measure is a quoted response?"
Post by: mastahcheese on April 26, 2015, 10:05:27 pm
"What measure is a quote pyramid, and what measure is a quoted response?"Personally, I think the line is drawn when you quote something, but fail to input anything of your own. When it's just quoting the person. I think that if this happens twice in a row, it's "pyramid" level.
If you quote something and actually put something in yourself, it's not a pyramid. Even if it's like the case you see in some suggestion games where there's a massive line of "+1"s on something, there's still something being inputted in to the discussion.
But I'm not the judge, I'm just inputting my opinion here.
Post by: Tawa on April 26, 2015, 10:09:52 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 12:49:49 am
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"BlitzDungeoneer do you have any input?"
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". . ."
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". . ."
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"Looks like Im on my own for now."
"BlitzDungeoneer do you have any input?"
(http://orig06.deviantart.net/0b7e/f/2015/116/5/0/suit5_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87m4.gif)
". . ."
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/fda3/f/2015/116/7/f/kirby_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87qa.gif)(http://orig09.deviantart.net/55d1/f/2015/116/e/a/suit3_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7g78.gif)
". . ."
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"Looks like Im on my own for now."
((Right I'm off for the day. Hope this dons't die quick like everything else. Hopefully BlitzDungeoneer will join us. Cya's soon.))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2015, 12:52:22 am
As he says this, the real BlitzDungeoneer strides into the court room, in all his hat-wearing glory.
"So. What did I miss?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 12:54:26 am
-snip-((Ah sorry about the hat. Want me to add a hat and fix the eye's or you want to do your own thing?))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2015, 12:55:02 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 01:22:44 am
(http://orig13.deviantart.net/53e8/f/2015/116/e/9/kirby1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r8aoz.gif)
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"Wait. . ."
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/fda3/f/2015/116/7/f/kirby_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87qa.gif)(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"Who's this then?"
"So. What did I miss?"
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"Wait. . ."
(http://orig05.deviantart.net/fda3/f/2015/116/7/f/kirby_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87qa.gif)(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"Who's this then?"
((Shit forgot the blush on your's oh well will fix next time because I really got to go :P))
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 27, 2015, 01:54:35 am
"Who's this then?"A rope descends from the rafters, down which a balaclava-wearing loaf of bread rappels.
"The jig is up, I suppose. He's just some guy I picked off the street. Too bad, mind control chips aren't cheap. Well, now that the real Blitz is here, let justice be served with me as his witness. The quote pyramid was more like a ziggurat. The use of 'fool' was acceptable in context. The false link and leapfrogging I refuse to truly defend, but they are only poor etiquette, not actual crimes."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 27, 2015, 06:48:00 am
Lasers streak towards the fake defendant!
Post by: flabort on April 27, 2015, 01:52:20 pm
"He has a gun!"
"Somebody stop him!"
"Why are we even sitting here? Wasn't there a case two courtrooms over we were supposed to observe?"
"Oh, the humanity! Or lack of it!"
Post by: Tawa on April 27, 2015, 02:56:21 pm
The false defendant is promptly vaporized.
(http://s8.postimg.org/q8wc4fkad/Trial_of_Blitz.png)
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/69/Godot_Hand_on_Desk_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"Riiiight. We have that out of the way now. Now..."
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/01/Godot_Pointing_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193109)
"Let's cross examine that cheese guy!"
Cross-Examination
(http://s13.postimg.org/hq8qmk29z/Lemon_s_cut_in.png)
(http://s13.postimg.org/gzbf31aiv/Blitz_s_cut_in.png)
(http://s13.postimg.org/6f62y6vev/Mia_s_cut_in.png)
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Godot%27s_cut-in.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130907083747)
[Press] (http://s24.postimg.org/c2mk32491/Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoh3PTWVdZ8) [Present]
Personally, I think the line is drawn when you quote something, but fail to input anything of your own. When it's just quoting the person.
I think that if this happens twice in a row, it's "pyramid" level.
If you quote something and actually put something in yourself, it's not a pyramid.
Even if it's like the case you see in some suggestion games where there's a massive line of "+1"s on something, there's still something being inputted in to the discussion.
(http://s8.postimg.org/q8wc4fkad/Trial_of_Blitz.png)
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/69/Godot_Hand_on_Desk_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"Riiiight. We have that out of the way now. Now..."
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/01/Godot_Pointing_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193109)
"Let's cross examine that cheese guy!"
Cross-Examination
(http://s13.postimg.org/hq8qmk29z/Lemon_s_cut_in.png)
(http://s13.postimg.org/gzbf31aiv/Blitz_s_cut_in.png)
(http://s13.postimg.org/6f62y6vev/Mia_s_cut_in.png)
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Godot%27s_cut-in.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130907083747)
[Press] (http://s24.postimg.org/c2mk32491/Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoh3PTWVdZ8) [Present]
Personally, I think the line is drawn when you quote something, but fail to input anything of your own. When it's just quoting the person.
I think that if this happens twice in a row, it's "pyramid" level.
If you quote something and actually put something in yourself, it's not a pyramid.
Even if it's like the case you see in some suggestion games where there's a massive line of "+1"s on something, there's still something being inputted in to the discussion.
Post by: mastahcheese on April 27, 2015, 02:57:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 27, 2015, 03:08:21 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 27, 2015, 04:57:45 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 05:53:23 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on April 27, 2015, 05:57:23 pm
"I'm holding this court hostage! Give me the money—you know, the money you get from lawsuits and stuff—or I'll trample you all!"
Post by: Adragis on April 27, 2015, 05:57:38 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on April 27, 2015, 05:58:22 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 27, 2015, 05:59:08 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on April 27, 2015, 05:59:34 pm
Post by: Adragis on April 27, 2015, 06:01:10 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on April 27, 2015, 06:01:38 pm
Post by: Adragis on April 27, 2015, 06:02:43 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 06:04:10 pm
"Shut up, Scyther! Scizor is better!"*scyther coils at the mention of the word,and starts to go down. Then it pecks back up and quickly does the size intimidation*
"SCY!!!! SCYTHER SCY!!! SCY SC CY SY TH ER THER!!!!!!! SCYTHER!!!!!!!!"
Rays are fired. All of the causers of the disturbance are hit. Dead, dead, dead, and dead.""SCY SCY SCY!!!! ;D"
Post by: Tawa on April 27, 2015, 06:06:48 pm
"I have no clue what the guys in the straitjackets over there are rambling about."
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 06:08:08 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/7/75/Godot_Worried_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193133)"SCYTHER!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I have no clue what the guys in the straitjackets over there are rambling about."
Post by: mastahcheese on April 27, 2015, 06:08:41 pm
"Wasn't there a mental ward break last night? Someone should do something about that."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 27, 2015, 06:09:47 pm
The Escaped Lunatic is tackled, handcuffed, and shoved into a police van.
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 06:11:24 pm
I HAVE KILLED THREAD!!!!))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 06:27:48 pm
((Can anyone help me crop avatar so it will show just the face?))((Im Back. Im kind of here. You want a suit with it too or something?))
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 06:29:04 pm
((MAYBE LATER. Since he is here for something else than just the trial......))((Can anyone help me crop avatar so it will show just the face?))((Im Back. Im kind of here. You want a suit with it too or something?))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 06:40:20 pm
((MAYBE LATER. Since he is here for something else than just the trial......))((Just sent you a PM with all the links and info for the image :) ))
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on April 27, 2015, 06:43:48 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on April 27, 2015, 06:46:56 pm
( augh, all these people with cool sprites. I'm stuck with young Mia 'cause I can't edit. :c )(Is there a particular face you want on the body? I could make you one if you give me a face to work with.)
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 06:47:42 pm
((I'll let you design the further ones I guess))((MAYBE LATER. Since he is here for something else than just the trial......))((Just sent you a PM with all the links and info for the image :) ))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 06:56:54 pm
((I'll let you design the further ones I guess))(http://i.imgur.com/mio8sFI.gif)
((Way ahead of ya. Already my a suit one because I'm board and just so cool. Sending now other links now.))
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on April 27, 2015, 06:59:17 pm
( boop (https://33.media.tumblr.com/b94a4e77325b4c28e54d9a7d61cff8d6/tumblr_inline_nmz2kdPHcl1syql0j_500.gif)( augh, all these people with cool sprites. I'm stuck with young Mia 'cause I can't edit. :c )(Is there a particular face you want on the body? I could make you one if you give me a face to work with.)
I'm probably gonna change my avatar to something like that. I'm getting a bit bored by these pastel colors. )
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 07:03:05 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Judge please call some order to this place."
((The judge have posted nothing yet >_>))
"Judge please call some order to this place."
((The judge have posted nothing yet >_>))
Post by: Tawa on April 27, 2015, 07:04:03 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/7/75/Godot_Worried_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193133)
"Right... Defense? Are you going to question the witness?"
"Right... Defense? Are you going to question the witness?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 07:08:19 pm
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
Yes lets begin.
Yes lets begin.
((Right who am I questioning and can someone give me a tip of what to talk about I should be able to make up the rest.))
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 07:20:18 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 27, 2015, 07:25:30 pm
You're cross-examining mastahcheese. Just ask questions relating to his testimony.((Right who am I questioning and can someone give me a tip of what to talk about I should be able to make up the rest.))
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on April 27, 2015, 07:30:49 pm
Spoiler: This is beautiful. (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2015, 07:35:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCYTHER THER THER SCY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Why is this thing even in here?
Why is this thing even in here?
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 07:38:20 pm
Personally, I think the line is drawn when you quote something, but fail to input anything of your own. When it's just quoting the person. I think that if this happens twice in a row, it's "pyramid" level.
If you quote something and actually put something in yourself, it's not a pyramid. Even if it's like the case you see in some suggestion games where there's a massive line of "+1"s on something, there's still something being inputted in to the discussion.
But I'm not the judge, I'm just inputting my opinion here.
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"Right."
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Some Mr.Cheese you believe that a "pyramid" apply's when a poster posts just a quote. Correct?"
"Right."
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Some Mr.Cheese you believe that a "pyramid" apply's when a poster posts just a quote. Correct?"
Post by: mastahcheese on April 27, 2015, 07:41:32 pm
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Some Mr.Cheese you believe that a "pyramid" apply's when a poster posts just a quote. Correct?"
(http://s24.postimg.org/c2mk32491/Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png)
"When a poster posts just a quote, and then it is followed by another poster, posting only that posted quote, yes."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 07:49:27 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Do you believe that if there is input that its ok to continue quoting quotes?"
"Do you believe that if there is input that its ok to continue quoting quotes?"
((P.S Cheese I can't see your image :( and poketwo I replied to your message.))
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 07:50:05 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on April 27, 2015, 07:52:03 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Do you believe that if there is input that its ok to continue quoting quotes?"
(http://s24.postimg.org/c2mk32491/Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png)
"If there is a form of input to the post beyond the quoted passage, then yes, it is ok to continue."
"If there is a form of input to the post beyond the quoted passage, then yes, it is ok to continue."
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2015, 07:58:43 pm
((P.S Cheese I can't see your image :( and poketwo I replied to your message.))((Yo Lemons, can you see this?))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 08:14:10 pm
((Yes. . .And it is amazing!))((P.S Cheese I can't see your image :( and poketwo I replied to your message.))((Yo Lemons, can you see this?))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"So even say posts like these which while having content can still make the same problems as a pyramid with on content?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hmyZLeT.gif)
"So even say posts like these which while having content can still make the same problems as a pyramid with on content?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hmyZLeT.gif)
((O'boy debating to hard its like being in highschool all over again :P))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 27, 2015, 08:49:39 pm
Spoiler: couldn't figure out how to make it smaller (click to show/hide)
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on April 27, 2015, 08:56:52 pm
(http://i1325.photobucket.com/albums/u623/mastahcheese/Tech_zps7zas6rfi.gif)
"What's up, Doc?"Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 27, 2015, 09:02:50 pm
((One sec I'll get it.))Spoiler: couldn't figure out how to make it smaller (click to show/hide)
((Its a bit spicky but it was done quickly.))
Width: 454 Height: 340
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
Post by: Elephant Parade on April 27, 2015, 09:03:26 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Stirk on April 27, 2015, 09:04:36 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(RESIZED FIRST AHAHAHA!)
Post by: flabort on April 27, 2015, 09:24:31 pm
"Why isn't the judge doing anything about it?"
"How does that witness look so damn good in that suit?"
"Who are those white skinned people, and how'd they get in?"
"Was the defense's evidence taken from the Mafia subforum or the Sigtext thread?"
"Why does that matter, we're all gonna DIE to that RAY GUN wielding lunatic!"
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 27, 2015, 09:37:25 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 27, 2015, 09:40:38 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
Post by: Furtuka on April 27, 2015, 09:42:52 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2015, 05:58:05 am
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2015, 06:51:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
I motion we have this thing removed from court, it's obviously distracting everyone.
I motion we have this thing removed from court, it's obviously distracting everyone.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 28, 2015, 07:33:34 am
A powerful laser streaks into the strange mutant thing!
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 28, 2015, 08:47:38 am
"A pleasure as alway Miss Harley. Now what's this?"
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpumWI6c1r231xw.gif)
"Out with you large pachyderm. We are attempting to have a civilized conversation.
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2015, 01:02:55 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 28, 2015, 04:11:30 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2015, 04:24:43 pm
"This is pretty funny so far."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 28, 2015, 06:09:11 pm
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/55d1/f/2015/116/e/a/suit3_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7g78.gif)
"I think we may need a new judge."
"I think we may need a new judge."
((Dose Kevak know that the game's actually running?))
BlitzDungeoneer smiles.((Not going to use the image I made for you? The one with the hat? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6192216#msg6192216)))
"This is pretty funny so far."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 28, 2015, 06:29:30 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on April 28, 2015, 06:41:26 pm
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"So even say posts like these which while having content can still make the same problems as a pyramid with on content?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hmyZLeT.gif)
(http://s24.postimg.org/c2mk32491/Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png)
"Well, it's still a form a content. I wouldn't call that to be a pyramid based on quoting alone. Even if it does still cause issues, and still fails to hold any relevant content. It's still annoying, but not for the specific reason I stated. I would refer to that as a 'quote ziggurat'."
"Well, it's still a form a content. I wouldn't call that to be a pyramid based on quoting alone. Even if it does still cause issues, and still fails to hold any relevant content. It's still annoying, but not for the specific reason I stated. I would refer to that as a 'quote ziggurat'."
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2015, 06:57:57 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2015, 07:19:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
I suppose I could take over as judge until the current judge comes back to reality.
I suppose I could take over as judge until the current judge comes back to reality.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 28, 2015, 07:24:02 pm
Post by: hops on April 28, 2015, 07:29:49 pm
Just because Toady speared a pyramid, doesn't mean that it is illegal to make pyramids.
See? The police didn't arrest me when I brought this pyramid in.
Quote from: supes illegal pyramid
Quote from: supes illegal pyramidQuote from: supes illegal pyramidQuote from: supes illegal pyramidATTORNILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Post by: HeroPizza42 on April 28, 2015, 08:02:18 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 28, 2015, 08:22:31 pm
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Mmm That young lady has a point."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"But first lets close the Cross-Examination."
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"Mr.Cheese, Thank you for your time and participation in the trial."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"And Mr.Blaze as we are in direr need of a judge please step in." ((Hope everyone ok with this. But we do need a judge!!!))
"Mmm That young lady has a point."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"But first lets close the Cross-Examination."
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"Mr.Cheese, Thank you for your time and participation in the trial."
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"And Mr.Blaze as we are in direr need of a judge please step in." ((Hope everyone ok with this. But we do need a judge!!!))
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2015, 08:40:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Err, sorry, step in on what?
((*Has no idea how courtrooms are supposed to work.*))
((*Also actually has no idea on what needs stepping in.*))
Err, sorry, step in on what?
((*Has no idea how courtrooms are supposed to work.*))
((*Also actually has no idea on what needs stepping in.*))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 28, 2015, 08:48:58 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Ahh step in as Judge like you offer'd?"
"Ahh step in as Judge like you offer'd?"
((meh you'll do fine just make sure you at least /do/ something.))
Post by: hops on April 28, 2015, 08:54:43 pm
Post by: flabort on April 28, 2015, 10:08:37 pm
Just a little.
Maybe.
Too many chefs, you know?
Post by: Andres on April 28, 2015, 10:17:07 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2015, 10:29:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Yes, I'll act as judge unless the current judge wakes up.
Wonder where the prosecution has gone.
Yes, I'll act as judge unless the current judge wakes up.
Wonder where the prosecution has gone.
Post by: blazing glory on April 28, 2015, 11:03:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Nothing much, we're still on the first charge of quote pyramids, things aren't quite moving along right now.
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif)
Nothing much, we're still on the first charge of quote pyramids, things aren't quite moving along right now.
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Also that thing won't go away.
Also that thing won't go away.
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 28, 2015, 11:15:22 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on April 28, 2015, 11:55:42 pm
"This has gotten a bit out of hand, I think."
Post by: Elephant Parade on April 29, 2015, 12:24:38 am
Post by: Furtuka on April 29, 2015, 12:33:08 am
Spoiler: A memo is printed out of the rooms fax machine (click to show/hide)
Post by: IcyTea31 on April 29, 2015, 01:49:10 am
"You're telling me! Everyone was so busy, they forgot about my threat! Give me the money, or the Scyther dies!""You would really do that? ...Ahem, NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL IT!"
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2015, 02:51:57 am
Spoiler: A memo is printed out of the rooms fax machine (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
Hrm, the prosecution has been called away due to important matters, I declare this court room session adjourned, we shall reconvene sometime next week.
Please have any violence or discussion in the lobby*.
((*Does not know if courthouses have lobbies or not.))
Hrm, the prosecution has been called away due to important matters, I declare this court room session adjourned, we shall reconvene sometime next week.
Please have any violence or discussion in the lobby*.
((*Does not know if courthouses have lobbies or not.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 29, 2015, 05:09:14 am
"This has gotten a bit out of hand, I think."
(http://orig13.deviantart.net/53e8/f/2015/116/e/9/kirby1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r8aoz.gif)(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"Well it could work to your favor with all the chaos and now the session adjourned we may be able to call a miss trial and have it postponed for 6 months and by the time the re-trail come's around hopeful no-one remember's it and you get off Scott free.
Welcome to bay 12 law son."
"Well it could work to your favor with all the chaos and now the session adjourned we may be able to call a miss trial and have it postponed for 6 months and by the time the re-trail come's around hopeful no-one remember's it and you get off Scott free.
Welcome to bay 12 law son."
((P.S I actually don't want this to die.))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 09:27:33 am
"You're telling me! Everyone was so busy, they forgot about my threat! Give me the money, or the Scyther dies!"
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY!!!! SCY SCY SCY SCYTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpumWI6c1r231xw.gif)
"I've asked you nicely. Please leave and let us keep this civil."
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 29, 2015, 09:42:44 am
OBJECTION!!!"Eeeeeh, mate, he's said before that they're ugly and hurt browsers."
Just because Toady speared a pyramid, doesn't mean that it is illegal to make pyramids.
See? The police didn't arrest me when I brought this pyramid in.Quote from: supes illegal pyramidQuote from: supes illegal pyramidQuote from: supes illegal pyramidQuote from: supes illegal pyramidATTORNILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 02:39:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):"SCY!!!!!!""You're telling me! Everyone was so busy, they forgot about my threat! Give me the money, or the Scyther dies!"(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY!!!! SCY SCY SCY SCYTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpumWI6c1r231xw.gif)
"I've asked you nicely. Please leave and let us keep this civil."
Post by: Adragis on April 29, 2015, 03:03:39 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 03:10:48 pm
"Quiet! Or I'll stick a Metal Coat on you and trade you!"(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P"SCY SCY SCY SCY!!!!!!!" :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 04:23:49 pm
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/ny64c5.jpg)(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpumWI6c1r231xw.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):"SCY!!!!!!"
"I've asked you nicely. Please leave and let us keep this civil."
"I've asked nicely"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 29, 2015, 04:31:53 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 29, 2015, 04:33:01 pm
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/02/AA5_Holdit.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217023920)
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/7/7e/Godot_Forward_Confident.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193059)
"This trial isn't going on hold on my watch."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)
"What... what the hell happened? Ah, it doesn't matter."
The man in the visor completely ignores the destruction and insanity going on in the stands.
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)
"Is... is that... him in the stands? Dammit, he arranged for a jury again!"
A man who dresses like a hobo and looks like he smokes about a pound of weed every day arrives in the stands with a girl in a top hat and a fellow with overly spiky hair. A man who appears to be a rock star appears in the stands behind the prosecution.
(http://s29.postimg.org/c71vot3if/Trial_of_Blitz_Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png)
The witness leaves the courtroom and the new judge is brought in.
(http://s4.postimg.org/a0c7yhawd/Trial_of_Blitz_A_New_Chapter_of_Judges.png)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/5/56/Godot_Sniffing_Coffee.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193110)
"Well, that was an informative cross-examination. Now, what was the second charge? Oh, yeah. Misdirection in the first degree. BlitzDungeoneer is accused of claiming that a website titled "stirk.com/bay12" exists, which doesn't."
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/7/7e/Godot_Forward_Confident.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193059)
"This trial isn't going on hold on my watch."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)
"What... what the hell happened? Ah, it doesn't matter."
The man in the visor completely ignores the destruction and insanity going on in the stands.
*A red light on one of the security cameras turns on*
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)
"Is... is that... him in the stands? Dammit, he arranged for a jury again!"
A man who dresses like a hobo and looks like he smokes about a pound of weed every day arrives in the stands with a girl in a top hat and a fellow with overly spiky hair. A man who appears to be a rock star appears in the stands behind the prosecution.
(http://s29.postimg.org/c71vot3if/Trial_of_Blitz_Mastahcheese_Cross_Examination.png)
The witness leaves the courtroom and the new judge is brought in.
(http://s4.postimg.org/a0c7yhawd/Trial_of_Blitz_A_New_Chapter_of_Judges.png)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/5/56/Godot_Sniffing_Coffee.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193110)
"Well, that was an informative cross-examination. Now, what was the second charge? Oh, yeah. Misdirection in the first degree. BlitzDungeoneer is accused of claiming that a website titled "stirk.com/bay12" exists, which doesn't."
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 29, 2015, 04:47:10 pm
Post by: Andres on April 29, 2015, 04:50:33 pm
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 05:12:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 29, 2015, 05:15:18 pm
1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 05:27:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY! SCYTHER SCYTHER SCY SCY SCYTHE SCYTH SCY!!! SCYTHER THER SCY SCY!!!! SCYTHER SCYTHER!!!!!"
Post by: Twinwolf on April 29, 2015, 05:31:06 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 29, 2015, 05:35:37 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on April 29, 2015, 05:36:34 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 05:40:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
"Allow me."
*Harnesses the raw power of the Green Sun to banish the so called Scyther to the deepest void of the Furthest Ring*
Post by: FallacyofUrist on April 29, 2015, 05:42:05 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 05:42:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY!!! SCYTHER THER!!!"
((All posts from mr. Scyther will just be ignored now that he's gone.))*A VOICE FORM A BASTARD RANDOM OMNIPOTENT BEING CALLS
"NO"
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 06:24:11 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 06:30:10 pm
((Seriously. Wacky antics are one thing but you're just spazzing around and saying derivatives of "scyther". It's not funny.))((I'll be more quite in the future. Besides, there might be something important that'll come in the future.))
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2015, 06:41:39 pm
1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Probably since he's not."
"Probably since he's not."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 06:45:01 pm
((I'll be more quite in the future. Besides, there might be something important that'll come in the future.))((It's cool. I just have a thing about abstract boundaries of societal constructs and their varying values.))
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 06:48:02 pm
((Also, the reason why I'm doing the scyther speaking is because its a fucking pokemon, what else do you expect it to speak besides its own name + parts of it?))((I'll be more quite in the future. Besides, there might be something important that'll come in the future.))((It's cool. I just have a thing about abstract boundaries of societal constructs and their varying values.))
Post by: Twinwolf on April 29, 2015, 06:48:35 pm
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2015, 06:54:51 pm
((Judging from the fact that no one has thrown any Pokeballs around, it shouldn't even be here.))((Also, the reason why I'm doing the scyther speaking is because its a fucking pokemon, what else do you expect it to speak besides its own name + parts of it?))((I'll be more quite in the future. Besides, there might be something important that'll come in the future.))((It's cool. I just have a thing about abstract boundaries of societal constructs and their varying values.))
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2015, 06:56:59 pm
((I don't know. Maybe it should get a translator Meowth?))
((DON'T))
*EARLIER POST RETCONED, ANYWAYS, A PORTAL OPENS AND DOZENS OF ANDREW HUSSIE CORPSES AND THE SCYTHER SPEW OUT OF THE PORTAL*
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCYTHER SCYTHE!!!"
((Judging from the fact that no one has thrown any Pokeballs around, it shouldn't even be here.))((Also, the reason why I'm doing the scyther speaking is because its a fucking pokemon, what else do you expect it to speak besides its own name + parts of it?))((I'll be more quite in the future. Besides, there might be something important that'll come in the future.))((It's cool. I just have a thing about abstract boundaries of societal constructs and their varying values.))
((ITS MY AVATAR))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 07:08:37 pm
Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)
"Get in your box."
*Ka-Box*
((Lime sound effects are Green Sun powers.))
Post by: blazing glory on April 29, 2015, 07:16:09 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((I have no idea if the green on the lightning was supposed to be there or not so I removed it for safe measure.))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 29, 2015, 07:42:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on April 29, 2015, 07:44:42 pm
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"...at the Court Record, that is."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 29, 2015, 07:53:57 pm
((Yo Froggy, I decided to try clean up your avatar whatsit.))((Thanks. The green was supposed to be there. It's a bit of a theme.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((I have no idea if the green on the lightning was supposed to be there or not so I removed it for safe measure.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 30, 2015, 05:39:31 pm
((Yo Froggy, I decided to try clean up your avatar whatsit.))((Thanks for that I had no idea what was making those white bits because in the editor they where not there they showed up after I exported it to a gif. And I didn't have time to fix it because I was in class :P))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((I have no idea if the green on the lightning was supposed to be there or not so I removed it for safe measure.))
((Also poketwo avatar is a scyther so they kind of do get to be a scyther if they want. Plus look at me I'm a bloody lemon in a suit.))
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"Misdirection in the first degree. For a website that doesn't exist."
"Misdirection in the first degree. For a website that doesn't exist."
((Well post more in an hour.))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on April 30, 2015, 06:15:38 pm
((Also poketwo avatar is a scyther so they kind of do get to be a scyther if they want. Plus look at me I'm a bloody lemon in a suit.))((Yeah but you aren't a mute lemon and you aren't squeezing your lemony essence into our eyes.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 30, 2015, 09:41:48 pm
((Yeah but you aren't a mute lemon and you aren't squeezing your lemony essence into our eyes.))((Yer but still.))
((anyway I've gone and made Blitz another avater in a suit because I wasn't happy with the other one.))
(http://i.imgur.com/u4kxNde.gif)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 30, 2015, 10:39:05 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Where is it stated that this statement has a website address?"
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"It has no link and ..."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/eb/Have_a_Look.png/revision/latest?cb=20140421233031)
"...the so call address isn't even complete.'
"Where is it stated that this statement has a website address?"
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/2682/f/2015/116/4/d/suit1_by_badlemonsxi-d8r79yg.gif)
"It has no link and ..."
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/eb/Have_a_Look.png/revision/latest?cb=20140421233031)
"...the so call address isn't even complete.'
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on April 30, 2015, 11:27:27 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 01, 2015, 12:05:15 am
((That looks great! Mind if I use it as an avatar?))((Yeah but you aren't a mute lemon and you aren't squeezing your lemony essence into our eyes.))((Yer but still.))
((anyway I've gone and made Blitz another avater in a suit because I wasn't happy with the other one.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/u4kxNde.gif)
"Probably a mute of some sort. I don't know, I'm not a lawyer, that's why I have BadLemons."
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 05:16:31 pm
"...the so call address isn't even complete.'[/center]
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/39/Objection%21_HD.png/revision/latest?cb=20141224044043)
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/01/Godot_Pointing_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193109)
"So? If I put in [[word].com/[extension]] to my browser, it comes out as a website! What matters is that it looks like a website's URL!"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/0/01/Godot_Pointing_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193109)
"So? If I put in [[word].com/[extension]] to my browser, it comes out as a website! What matters is that it looks like a website's URL!"
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2015, 06:49:26 pm
((Yeah but you aren't a mute lemon and you aren't squeezing your lemony essence into our eyes.))((Yer but still.))
((anyway I've gone and made Blitz another avater in a suit because I wasn't happy with the other one.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: FTFY (click to show/hide)
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 06:53:40 pm
Jury1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 06:59:01 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)Jury1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
"Crap... forgot about that."
"But the trial isn't even close to finished yet."
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 07:05:28 pm
The 3-day trial rule has been in effect all along. The trial ended a while ago and the jury has finished deliberating.(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)Jury1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
"Crap... forgot about that."
"But the trial isn't even close to finished yet."
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2015, 07:15:18 pm
SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 07:17:34 pm
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/7/7e/Godot_Forward_Confident.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193059)The 3-day trial rule has been in effect all along. The trial ended a while ago and the jury has finished deliberating.(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)Jury1st Degree Misdirection post - Not guilty
Felony Pyramid Building post - Not guilty
Constant back-and-forth in AUiaN posts - Guilty
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"You don't look like the judge..."
"Crap... forgot about that."
"But the trial isn't even close to finished yet."
"Mafia time, baby."
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 07:24:19 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2015, 07:28:06 pm
The 3-day trial rule has been in effect all along. The trial ended a while ago and the jury has finished deliberating.
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Have you forgotten to take into effect that time is slower in this courtroom? Indeed, while a fair bit of time may be passed outside, only half a day has passed in here."
"Have you forgotten to take into effect that time is slower in this courtroom? Indeed, while a fair bit of time may be passed outside, only half a day has passed in here."
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 07:35:28 pm
The 3-day rule is meant specifically to help the "outside" in rapidly dealing with the recently large crime wave. Going by "inside" time counters the purpose of the law and the law was made with "outside" time in mind anyway.The 3-day trial rule has been in effect all along. The trial ended a while ago and the jury has finished deliberating.(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Have you forgotten to take into effect that time is slower in this courtroom? Indeed, while a fair bit of time may be passed outside, only half a day has passed in here."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 01, 2015, 07:44:40 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY!?!?!?!?! SCY SCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fpumWI6c1r231xw.gif)
SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYYYTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back in the box, you."
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2015, 07:50:39 pm
The 3-day rule is meant specifically to help the "outside" in rapidly dealing with the recently large crime wave. Going by "inside" time counters the purpose of the law and the law was made with "outside" time in mind anyway.
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Well I'm not seeing any large crime waves here."
"By your reasoning, the law was also made with the physical world in mind, as this is a internet trial it doesn't apply."
"I have no idea who put the time dilation device in here nor where he put it."
"Well I'm not seeing any large crime waves here."
"By your reasoning, the law was also made with the physical world in mind, as this is a internet trial it doesn't apply."
"I have no idea who put the time dilation device in here nor where he put it."
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2015, 07:53:00 pm
*SCYTHER PLACES DOWN IMPORTANT FILE REGARDING RECENT LEGAL ISSUES*
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 08:01:09 pm
(http://s23.postimg.org/ipats1yx7/OH_NOES_THE_JURY.png)
The man takes the juror hostage and drags her out of the room!
The rest of the jury, including the man the prosecution had accused of arranging a jury, runs after the kidnapped juror and her assailant!
(http://s28.postimg.org/nnrbay8kt/Trial_of_Blitz_The_Jury_Flees.png)
Post by: Twinwolf on May 01, 2015, 08:02:47 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 01, 2015, 08:07:26 pm
"Well. That was odd."
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2015, 08:10:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Very much so."
"Very much so."
Post by: Eric Blank on May 01, 2015, 08:11:27 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 01, 2015, 08:12:51 pm
PTW random jurors get knifed((It wasn't random, he was asking too many questions.))
Post by: Eric Blank on May 01, 2015, 08:14:38 pm
Still gonna watch her get knifed
Shouldn't there be a security detail in there? Court rooms always have a security detail. And not to mention metal detectors at the doors.))
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 08:16:20 pm
((but that juror was obviously a woman!((Ask whoever wrote Case 2 of Apollo Justice.))
Still gonna watch her get knifed
Shouldn't there be a security detail in there? Court rooms always have a security detail. And not to mention metal detectors at the doors.))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 01, 2015, 08:28:05 pm
((Shouldn't there be a security detail in there? Court rooms always have a security detail. And not to mention metal detectors at the doors.))"We've been kept busy."
Post by: Elephant Parade on May 01, 2015, 08:30:44 pm
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 08:37:46 pm
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 01, 2015, 08:59:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Heh... You may continue now..."
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2015, 09:43:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 01, 2015, 09:49:21 pm
Knee the guy in the balls and reveal his face to the audience.[5+1 vs 13]
The man successfully drags
*BEFORE THE MAN CAN ESCAPE WITH THE GIRL, THE COURT DOORS SHUT, WITH A LARGE BANG NOISE HEARD BEHIND IT, LIKE SOMETHING HEAVY DROPED BEHIND THE DOOR*(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e7/Godot_Worried_with_Mug_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193134)
"Is that bug in the corner still going on about something?"
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2015, 09:54:56 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on May 01, 2015, 09:55:44 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 01, 2015, 11:31:39 pm
Post by: Andres on May 01, 2015, 11:35:15 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 01, 2015, 11:58:15 pm
"Now there Mr. Two, you really should learn to behave yourself."
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2015, 12:18:45 am
"I have decided you are all insane."
"..."
"Proceed."
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 12:32:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Shall you be re-assuming your duties as judge or shall I continue?"
"Shall you be re-assuming your duties as judge or shall I continue?"
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2015, 12:43:54 am
"You can handle the actual work part if you want. I'm just gonna watch the madness. Stare into the void and it'll stare back afterall."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 01:05:52 am
(http://s13.postimg.org/q235p1a4z/Kevak_Judge.png)"I perfer inviting the void to tea (with souls of course). Really quite personable"
"You can handle the actual work part if you want. I'm just gonna watch the madness. Stare into the void and it'll stare back afterall."
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 08:52:39 am
Respawn as a loose cannon with a drinking problem who doesn't play by the rules but gets results. My job is to find the guy who stole the jury in 24 hours or the chief'll take my badge.(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6c/Dick_Gumshoe_Looking_Away_2.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130628195444)
"Wriiiiiiight? Justiiiiiiiice? Gaviiiiiiiiin? Aaaaanyone? Someoooooooone! Stupid empty desert."
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 11:09:48 am
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 11:11:55 am
"You'll need to be more specific.."
Post by: Twinwolf on May 02, 2015, 11:15:17 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
"You'll need to be more specific.."
((I literally can not see your text without highlighting it. Is that intentional?))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 11:29:40 am
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 11:30:44 am
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 11:33:41 am
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 11:47:03 am
"Hey, the defense seems to be a bit... spotty about talking. Can his co-counsel step in for him?"
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 11:48:56 am
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 11:52:13 am
"Hey, wait a second, isn't that Guy Fawkes? Somebody! Get him out of here!"
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 11:56:38 am
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 12:03:55 pm
"I would like to point out that, while I do intend on dealing out the decided, this is a civil affair. Please remain in control of any violent actions not directed at threats to the trial."
Spoiler: whispered (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 12:05:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/27/Godot_Thinking_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193111)
"I would like to point out that, while I do intend on dealing out the decided, this is a civil affair. Please remain in control of any violent actions not directed at threats to the trial."
"Right, sorry about that. I overreacted a little there."
-reallyhugeimagesnip-: "SCY!!! SCY SCY SCY."(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/69/Godot_Hand_on_Desk_with_Mug.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120902193101)
"No one understands what you are talking about anymore, or what you were talking about in the first place!"
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 12:08:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCY!!! SCY SCY SCY."*whispered* "back in the box."
Post by: Adragis on May 02, 2015, 12:20:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 12:20:19 pm
"Hello? Anybody? Defense?"
(http://s29.postimg.org/4p5vyy1av/Defense_s_Bench_Dual_Destinies.png)
Post by: Adragis on May 02, 2015, 12:21:18 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 12:25:05 pm
"Dammit, is everything green coming in here now?"
Post by: Adragis on May 02, 2015, 12:26:54 pm
Never ever even crossssssssSSSsssSSSSssssSSSSsssss~
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 12:49:41 pm
*SCYTHER SLAMS DOWN A MESSAGE FOR THE TIME BAD LEMON WILL BE ADVAILIBLE, AS IN 3 HOURS DUE TO 'TIME ZONE DIFFRENCES'*
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 01:06:23 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 01:28:59 pm
*SCYTHER SLAPS DOWN THE POKEPUFF, AND HOLDS A SIGN UP DEPICTING THAT THE SCYTHER WANTS MEAT*
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 01:31:37 pm
*KaHalf-Steak*
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 01:37:03 pm
"All I'm sayin' is, we could say FOCK the trial and just shoot the basterd.
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"That would make the trial invalid and waste all the effort we've put in it so far."
"I have something else in mind anyway."
"He'd probably harbor a grudge towards all of us afterwards anyway."
"That would make the trial invalid and waste all the effort we've put in it so far."
"I have something else in mind anyway."
"He'd probably harbor a grudge towards all of us afterwards anyway."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 01:43:48 pm
"The death would not be Just."
Post by: Adragis on May 02, 2015, 02:02:59 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2015, 03:40:54 pm
"Purrhaps we should go to recess? There's a playground out back. And I feel like the insane ones might need to get some energy out."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 04:13:11 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2015, 04:13:50 pm
"I honestly have no idea."
Post by: anailater on May 02, 2015, 04:23:43 pm
"Um sorry, do you know when the next trial is going to start?"
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2015, 04:29:41 pm
"Nein."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 04:35:02 pm
Post by: Worldmaster27 on May 02, 2015, 04:46:04 pm
wat
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 05:12:04 pm
(http://s24.postimg.org/yjulcsl4l/Godot_Worried_Destinies.png)
"And I'm still waiting on the defense..."
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 02, 2015, 05:42:41 pm
Heh... Who cares, kill him anyway, it'll be fun.
Post by: Worldmaster27 on May 02, 2015, 05:52:02 pm
Have you considered contacting the defense through other means? Such as through a Personal Message?
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 05:54:45 pm
"The defense is only able to defend sometimes. I'm hoping somebody can help speed the trial along for a while."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 05:55:09 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 06:13:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"I'm not planning on having him killed, that'd cost money."
"Guns and bullets and tracking software is expensive."
"Should he be found guilty I have a suitable punishment in mind."
"I'm not planning on having him killed, that'd cost money."
"Guns and bullets and tracking software is expensive."
"Should he be found guilty I have a suitable punishment in mind."
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 06:23:48 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 06:26:57 pm
2. If you want to prosecute someone for quote pyramids, go bother Stirk. I make a few steps at best.
3. I have nothing to say about the fool part.
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 06:36:14 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 02, 2015, 06:40:15 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 06:48:19 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 06:52:31 pm
STFU.
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 06:55:47 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 06:56:23 pm
comedic effectStop trolling my thread.
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 06:57:32 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 06:58:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 06:58:44 pm
(How is this trolling?))That was really funny.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 02, 2015, 07:00:36 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:00:44 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:02:40 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 02, 2015, 07:03:00 pm
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 07:04:12 pm
"You know what? Screw it, if its bothering you that much, no more posting for me in the 'Above User in a Nutshell' thread. Happy?""No, no, it wasn't bothering me at all! Really! It was a joke, honest!"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 07:05:35 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:05:51 pm
((Ya, seriously. If this was nutshell thread, I'll make a comment that since you are a homestuck "fan" froggy, that you take these things very seriously cause you have a mindset of a no-nonsense tumblr SJW fun police who hates actual jokes and wants "safe spaces" and thinks most policing of speech outside of parents telling their kids what to do and not to do, who probably only likes the drama infested thing that is homestuck only because it fits your agenda. Or just like it do to it being "Edgy" and "super-serious" with drama and "story-telling" instead of the more comedic previous works of hussie's 'weird puzzle shite'. But since this is more about court stuff, I would use more bureaucratic humor related to the insanity of the phoenix wright series.))You misunderstand. I am not saying that this is not a game and I'm certainly not saying we shouldn't be weidos about it. That's why I like this place so much. But this is my community. I legitimately care about that much more than the hilarious ramblings of a strange man or whatever some guy on tumblr thinks. You are in many ways my family. And we are an odd family that backstabs eachother and pretends to be pokemon and have some of the wackiest courtroom antics I've ever heard of. But you are my family nonetheless and I intend to defend that. I'll admit this has sidetracked us significantly from our intended goal but it is important to say anyway. Just because something is silly doesn't mean it can't be important.
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
"Now. Back to business."
Post by: Andres on May 02, 2015, 07:06:17 pm
((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.((I think it was pretty obvious from how over-the-top he was being that he wasn't being serious. It wasn't a great joke but it was still just a joke.))
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 07:08:03 pm
((He's expressed vehement hatred for Homestuck fans multiple times before.))((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.((I think it was pretty obvious from how over-the-top he was being that he wasn't being serious. It wasn't a great joke but it was still just a joke.))
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 07:09:09 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:09:14 pm
((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.))
((It was an very extended version of what I would say in the nutshell thread. Did you not notice the lack of CAPS!!!
also, remember exaggeration???))
((Doesn't mean that you should shove seriousness into everything, and there is a reason why can means "possibility"))((Ya, seriously. If this was nutshell thread, I'll make a comment that since you are a homestuck "fan" froggy, that you take these things very seriously cause you have a mindset of a no-nonsense tumblr SJW fun police who hates actual jokes and wants "safe spaces" and thinks most policing of speech outside of parents telling their kids what to do and not to do, who probably only likes the drama infested thing that is homestuck only because it fits your agenda. Or just like it do to it being "Edgy" and "super-serious" with drama and "story-telling" instead of the more comedic previous works of hussie's 'weird puzzle shite'. But since this is more about court stuff, I would use more bureaucratic humor related to the insanity of the phoenix wright series.))You misunderstand. I am not saying that this is not a game and I'm certainly not saying we shouldn't be weidos about it. That's why I like this place so much. But this is my community. I legitimately care about that much more than the hilarious ramblings of a strange man or whatever some guy on tumblr thinks. You are in many ways my family. And we are an odd family that backstabs eachother and pretends to be pokemon and have some of the wackiest courtroom antics I've ever heard of. But you are my family nonetheless and I intend to defend that. I'll admit this has sidetracked us significantly from our intended goal but it is important to say anyway. Just because something is silly doesn't mean it can't be important.
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
"Now. Back to business."
((Do you think I'm serious 90% of the time outside of brackets?))((He's expressed vehement hatred for Homestuck fans multiple times before.))((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.((I think it was pretty obvious from how over-the-top he was being that he wasn't being serious. It wasn't a great joke but it was still just a joke.))
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:09:27 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:12:02 pm
((Thats very true. He's insulted tech for it before, for example.))((He's expressed vehement hatred for Homestuck fans multiple times before.))((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.((I think it was pretty obvious from how over-the-top he was being that he wasn't being serious. It wasn't a great joke but it was still just a joke.))
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:14:58 pm
I found it a perfectly respectable response to my statements. I too missed the joke but no harm no foul.
((Eh, whatever. I miss satire jokes quite a bit. We all have our flaws
and for the pokemon bit, there is SOMETHING behind what the scyther says))
"There's nothing to continue. I can see where I'm not wanted."((YOU TOO BLITZ!!! OH NO, I HAVE MADE BIG MISTAKE!!! MAYBE SHARING MORE PERSONAL INFO WOULD OF PREVENTED SNIDE COMMENTS BASED AROUND MISINFORMATION!!!!!))((Thats very true. He's insulted tech for it before, for example.))((He's expressed vehement hatred for Homestuck fans multiple times before.))((Dude you made a post composed entirely out of insults and buzzwords. It didn't sound as if you were trying to be funny at all.((I think it was pretty obvious from how over-the-top he was being that he wasn't being serious. It wasn't a great joke but it was still just a joke.))
Also please lets just have fun with this. To easy for something horrible to happen and it's more entertaining to keep it the way things have been going.))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:15:23 pm
"There's nothing to continue. I can see where I'm not wanted."((Are you joking or did I actually ruin the game? Although I do take mild offense to "shoving seriousness into everything" I believe that even "fake" government in a "fake" community is important especially when leading to less reliance on the "ruling class" even as benevolent as ours are.))
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:17:01 pm
"There's nothing to continue. I can see where I'm not wanted."((Are you joking or did I actually ruin the game? Although I do take mild offense to "shoving seriousness into everything" I believe that even "fake" government in a "fake" community is important especially when leading to less reliance on the "ruling class" even as benevolent as ours are.))
(( Remember the last few sites that tried self policing??? Although they did it by propping up long-time community mods))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:17:33 pm
Blitz raises his sword, which appears out of nowhere.
"I challenge you to a duel, poketwo."
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:20:02 pm
Post by: Andres on May 02, 2015, 07:20:50 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:21:12 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 07:22:00 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:22:31 pm
((I thought so but I'll just keep roleplaying it. You might want to PM me if you wish as my character is almost omniscient. Most things fail. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try. At this point we are determining guilt and punishment for crimes while still relying on our mods to enforce those verdicts. There is plenty of room to experiment.))I found it a perfectly respectable response to my statements. I too missed the joke but no harm no foul.
((Eh, whatever. I miss satire jokes quite a bit. We all have our flaws
and for the pokemon bit, there is SOMETHING behind what the scyther says))
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:24:15 pm
"No. He will fight me. That is all there is to it."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 07:26:21 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:29:48 pm
"I am willing to drop all charges against my good friend. He simply let things get out of hand, as did I."
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:30:42 pm
((I'm just worried It would be used by either lolcowss or become the typical sjw witch-hunt mob))((I thought so but I'll just keep roleplaying it. You might want to PM me if you wish as my character is almost omniscient. Most things fail. Doesn't mean we shouldn't try. At this point we are determining guilt and punishment for crimes while still relying on our mods to enforce those verdicts. There is plenty of room to experiment.))I found it a perfectly respectable response to my statements. I too missed the joke but no harm no foul.
((Eh, whatever. I miss satire jokes quite a bit. We all have our flaws
and for the pokemon bit, there is SOMETHING behind what the scyther says))
Blitz stares the dragon in the eye.
"No. He will fight me. That is all there is to it."
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "SCYTHER? SCY SCY SCYTH?
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 02, 2015, 07:31:16 pm
Oh by all means, let the puffball and the bug fight, it could be good for a laugh... Heh
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:35:39 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 02, 2015, 07:35:58 pm
"Oh I'm sorry, of you not understand duelling? Why don't I demonstrate, hmm?"
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 07:37:36 pm
((I just felt it needed to be said.))
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2015, 07:40:08 pm
Oh, and, poketwo? If that was "just a joke", why did you go into such a long-winded rant about what you would post in another friggin' thread?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 07:42:21 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 07:44:43 pm
((A valid worry but for all intents and purposes our self-governess would be an illusion. The mods would still take charge if shit hit the fan too bad until the system stabilizes to their satisfaction.))((Huh, maybe add a few jokes in with the ineffictiantcy with the American congress and some quips on how most of both wings of the American media is quite dishonest, has underhand tatics, and reports on stuff before much info is released about it. Just to make it a little less like something serious))
(( Tis is for comedic effect while not going into caps territory, combined with in-depth thought process exaggeration))
Oh, and, poketwo? If that was "just a joke", why did you go into such a long-winded rant about what you would post in another friggin' thread?
((Lolcows...my, where have I heard that term before?))
"Oh I'm sorry, of you not understand duelling? Why don't I demonstrate, hmm?"
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "Ugh, Fine if you so insist. "
*WHAT!?!?!?! SCYTHER TALKS!!!!! BIG MYSTERY!!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING REVEAL, ON "PHOENIX WHRITE: INTERNET SHITSTORMS: COMEDIC COURTS AND MOCK TRIALS"!!!!*
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 07:45:39 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on May 02, 2015, 07:45:48 pm
"Bah. Lettem fight. I wanna see the big green wanker and the ball o' fluff duke it out.
Jellybelly?
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 07:47:53 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on May 02, 2015, 07:50:09 pm
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 07:55:30 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 07:58:29 pm
((There will certainly be joking around (speaking of which we really need to lighten up the congress thread) but I was thinking that we could focus more on the fact that we are a theocratic government populated entirely by vaguely insane fictional and historical characters. I find us similar to a theocracy since the high levels of government will be largely requesting our god-mages enforce our law.))((A valid worry but for all intents and purposes our self-governess would be an illusion. The mods would still take charge if shit hit the fan too bad until the system stabilizes to their satisfaction.))((Huh, maybe add a few jokes in with the ineffictiantcy with the American congress and some quips on how most of both wings of the American media is quite dishonest, has underhand tatics, and reports on stuff before much info is released about it. Just to make it a little less like something serious))
(http://i.imgur.com/XQM0d9Z.gif)
"Hoo hoo hoo."
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 02, 2015, 08:03:54 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 08:18:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
*Sigh.*
Very well, first rule of the Trial by Combat is that no outside forces may intervene, even if you summoned them.
*Sigh.*
Very well, first rule of the Trial by Combat is that no outside forces may intervene, even if you summoned them.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2015, 08:25:13 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 02, 2015, 08:28:24 pm
"I would like to prohibit one-hit KO moves such as the famed sucking attack of the kirbies. Also first to land three strikes wins. This a friendly duel after all and the bodies are so hard to clean up."
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2015, 08:34:53 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 02, 2015, 09:24:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"Alright, I have decided."
The core rules shall be:
No outside forces may intervene.
Any strikes that'll instantly knock out the opponent or reduce them to a bloody smear on the floor are forbidden.
First to land three strikes wins.
"As long as the combatants have no objections."
"Any additional rules will be discussed and decided between the combatants."
"Alright, I have decided."
The core rules shall be:
No outside forces may intervene.
Any strikes that'll instantly knock out the opponent or reduce them to a bloody smear on the floor are forbidden.
First to land three strikes wins.
"As long as the combatants have no objections."
"Any additional rules will be discussed and decided between the combatants."
Post by: Toady One on May 02, 2015, 09:25:28 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 03, 2015, 02:37:42 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2015, 02:39:36 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 03, 2015, 02:41:46 am
((That looks great! Mind if I use it as an avatar?))Yes that's cool! :)
blazing glory: I see you fix that white around it again thanks. I couldn't get it so I actually added it to the bits that didn't all ready have it. "Can't bet 'em join 'em" XD
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 03, 2015, 03:06:56 am
Post by: NJW2000 on May 03, 2015, 08:14:09 am
Questions:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I humbly thank yer' onours.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 03, 2015, 08:25:28 am
Post by: NJW2000 on May 03, 2015, 08:38:57 am
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 03, 2015, 10:17:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/K1ukaFS.jpg)
I thought I dealt with this already...Heh.
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 03, 2015, 10:25:10 am
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 03, 2015, 10:25:47 am
Post by: NJW2000 on May 03, 2015, 10:31:01 am
(Begging yer 'onours' pardons o' course)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 03, 2015, 11:23:33 am
Post by: Adragis on May 03, 2015, 11:28:27 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 03, 2015, 11:30:44 am
Post by: Adragis on May 03, 2015, 11:31:53 am
"Isn't this incredibly inhumane? I'm taking this court to court if we don't resolve things peacefully!"
Post by: Dampe on May 03, 2015, 11:44:20 am
Post by: poketwo on May 03, 2015, 11:48:04 am
*PUTS ON CLOTHES*
(http://i.imgur.com/mio8sFI.gif): "Ahhh, quite comforting. But now, LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!!"
*SCYTHER FACES BLITZ.... BUT THEN TURNS AROUND AND WALKS TO THE WITNESS STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Post by: Andres on May 03, 2015, 03:36:40 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 03, 2015, 03:38:18 pm
Post by: Urist Arrhenius on May 03, 2015, 08:55:57 pm
Recently the below bill was submitted to congress.
Quote from: The Caps Lock Act of 2015
In order to preserve the integrity and dignity of the Congress of Bay12, and to ensure civil and respectful discourse, failure to meet certain post criteria shall be dealt with by the authority of said Congress. Should a congressperson resort to caps lock or ad hominem attacks, invoke Godwin's Law, display inexcusably poor grammar, or otherwise disparage the Congress with his or her actions or words, they may summarily be disregarded and their votes be rendered invalid until such a time that they make amends or correct their mistakes. Upon meeting the aforementioned criteria, they may be accepted back into this legislative entity and shall be born no ill will, nor be otherwise discriminated against.
Much of the text of the bill has been disputed, including proscriptions against the use of certain comparisons. However, it has become recently clear that an excess of capital letters is a literal eyesore upon our otherwise fine lower boards.
I would like to bring the case here against those who would use capital letters to excess and without provocation or other just cause.
Post by: Andres on May 03, 2015, 09:11:33 pm
Post by: Urist Arrhenius on May 03, 2015, 10:07:56 pm
A review of his last fifty posts shows that only nine of them did not contain superfluous use of capitalization.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 04, 2015, 02:04:24 pm
Well, then I guess I'll have to sue poketwo.
A review of his last fifty posts shows that only nine of them did not contain superfluous use of capitalization.
Now, is Blitz and Poketwo going to temporarily halt their duel so that this can go through quickly, or will we need to wait on the duel to finish?
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 04, 2015, 02:12:39 pm
Post by: Sheb on May 04, 2015, 02:21:49 pm
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 04, 2015, 02:27:45 pm
Post by: Adragis on May 04, 2015, 02:29:42 pm
Post by: Sheb on May 04, 2015, 02:51:21 pm
I rest my case.
Post by: NJW2000 on May 04, 2015, 02:53:56 pm
My case is a follow. The Caps Lock Act of 2015 didn't pass congress and as such is not a law of the Forum. My client cannot be charged under it.
I rest my case.
Note the misspelling of a two letter word: an "as" as an "a". Thus the evidence cannot be considered admittable.
Post by: Tawa on May 04, 2015, 03:02:46 pm
(http://forums.court-records.net/images/smilies/f_-_notguilty.gif) by default
Bay Court
Courtroom No. 12
(http://s30.postimg.org/hzxa4ia35/Trial_of_Poketwo_Let_Us_Begin.png)
(http://s9.postimg.org/7cw2jshf3/A_Coffee_Blend_of_Styles.png)
"The prosecution is ready, your honor."
Courtroom No. 12
(http://s30.postimg.org/hzxa4ia35/Trial_of_Poketwo_Let_Us_Begin.png)
(http://s9.postimg.org/7cw2jshf3/A_Coffee_Blend_of_Styles.png)
"The prosecution is ready, your honor."
Post by: anailater on May 04, 2015, 03:31:34 pm
May I apply for the position of Bailiff?
Post by: poketwo on May 04, 2015, 04:26:47 pm
*LARGE AMOUNTS OF STOMPING IS HEARD*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 04, 2015, 04:46:33 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 04, 2015, 04:56:03 pm
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Holdit.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080902204342)
(http://i.imgur.com/PEDYzgn.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PEDYzgn.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "Registered members of B12 Record Keepers and Thought Police here. I've been keeping an eye on this trial and I declare there is still one unanswered aspect of it."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 04, 2015, 05:35:36 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 04, 2015, 05:49:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "Oh really? Quite a shame, but there shall be no trial over the stupidity of banning caps. For it seems you are forgetting something, prosecutor!"
*LARGE AMOUNTS OF STOMPING IS HEARD*
(You can rescale the size of images by adding width= or height= inside the [img] tag, just before the ].)
"Registered members of B12 Record Keepers and Thought Police here..."[/color]
"I have not heard of this organization existing before, nor do the records indicate that the congress has sanctioned such an organization. You may want to have that dealt with."
Post by: Elephant Parade on May 04, 2015, 05:53:05 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 04, 2015, 06:31:23 pm
"I have not heard of this organization existing before, nor do the records indicate that the congress has sanctioned such an organization. You may want to have that dealt with."
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "We're off the books. Scribbled on the backside of the constitution in lemon juice. Anyways, to business..."
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "You see ladies and gentlemen, there is one question that has yet to be answered. And that question is... THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
(http://i.imgur.com/uNBbSFv.png) (http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "And by phone I mean this guy."
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "While we have a statement from IcyTea31 that he was picked off the streets, as someone picked off the streets of Bay12 we must still wonder who he is. And so let's pry this suit open a bit..."
(http://i.imgur.com/CXVRwsO.png)(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "MY GOD IT'S EXKIRBY. He hasn't been seen in months! Who could have done this!?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 04, 2015, 06:38:00 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 04, 2015, 06:46:09 pm
(http://orig09.deviantart.net/55d1/f/2015/116/e/a/suit3_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7g78.gif)
"So I slack off for a minute and the whole trial is drop'd."
(http://i.imgur.com/u4kxNde.gif)(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
See what'd I tell ya, This is Bay 12 law son.
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"I'm I still needed here?"
"So I slack off for a minute and the whole trial is drop'd."
(http://i.imgur.com/u4kxNde.gif)(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
See what'd I tell ya, This is Bay 12 law son.
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"I'm I still needed here?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 04, 2015, 06:48:07 pm
Post by: Araph on May 04, 2015, 06:48:16 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 04, 2015, 10:26:33 pm
"As the defense has rested their case, please allow me to prosecute for a moment."
"While it is true the Congress has not banned all-caps, the Constitution has done so, by extension:"
Quote from: Toady One
Do not disrupt a thread with...intentionally garbled language --
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is...harassing...[or] threatening --
"All-caps posts are certainly disruptive with the modified text, and it is rarely unintentional. In this particular case, it was also quite harassing; threatening, too, under some definitions of the word."
/\/\/\/\/\/\
<Take that!>
\/\/\/\/\/\/
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on May 04, 2015, 10:29:08 pm
"So... who do I shoot?""Aye, when do I get to shoot the fokken perp?
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 04, 2015, 10:31:51 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 04, 2015, 11:06:14 pm
"We're off the books. Scribbled on the backside of the constitution in lemon juice."
(http://i.imgur.com/CEnsmmh.png) "There is a problem with your statement. The constitution is, and has been since the beginning, in the digital medium. Therefore, lemon juice is something that cannot be applied to it without frying several electronics. Furthermore, there is no 'back' to the Constitution due to its medium. As such, I must believe that you are speaking metaphorically, and it is hidden in the code of the page it is, and has remained, on. Through usage of the Inspect Element function of the Google Chrome browser, I have seen that there is no hidden text within the code of the Constitution. As this is true, then that means that your organization does not have the backing of the Constitution, and holds no power over the forum or its members. What say you Furturka?"
(OOC: The Guidelines do mention about the spamming of large images, so can people use [img height=75] to replace the [img] tag for the 'avatars' and [img height=150] for evidence? This is mostly to prevent the thread from being taken down from overuse of large images, as well as making it a bit more readable in general. If you are concerned about detail, then clicking on the image restores it to its full height.)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 04, 2015, 11:12:45 pm
(OOC: The Guidelines do mention about the spamming of large images, so can people use [img height=75] to replace the [img] tag for the 'avatars' and [img height=150] for evidence? This is mostly to prevent the thread from being taken down from overuse of large images, as well as making it a bit more readable in general. If you are concerned about detail, then clicking on the image restores it to its full height.)((That guideline specifically excepts forum games where large images make sense in context. The readability argument is a good one, though, so I'll do just that.))
Post by: Urist Arrhenius on May 05, 2015, 12:36:52 am
"I would argue that both the caps and the harassment was in character."Good sir, this is simply not the case. If you will review these below posts, you will see that the capital letters do nothing to add to any sort of persona, and instead are merely an affront to our common language.
I FEEL WE SHOULD HAVE MULTIPLE COUNTRIES, AS JUST ONE NATION IN MESO-AMERICA ISN'T ENOUGH FOR MORE THINGS TO DO THAN THE LAST MAP. AND ALSO TO REPRESENT THE TRIBES AND CULTURES OF THE LAND ACCURATELY.
BASICLY, MAKE THE MAP A REGION, NOT A STATE.
THEY WILL FIT THE SETTING, THIS ISN'T YOUR FATHER'S SCYTHERS.
*RESERVED*
These are merely his most recent three posts. If you dig further I'm sure you will agree with me that the majority of his use of capital letters has been OOC, and in fact he only seems willing to use lower case letters IC. This sort of behavior is, as was noted by mister IcyTea, prohibited by a document which we all agreed to abide by upon joining this fine forum, as it does nothing other than aggravate and confuse.
Post by: Sheb on May 05, 2015, 02:38:38 am
However, I will argue that no one has standing to sue in this Court on the basis of the Constitution. The opening lines of the Constitution state that
Quote
These are the general guidelines for the Bay 12 Games forum. If you violate the guidelines, you will be warned, muted for a period of days, or banned completely, depending on how disruptive you were and your prior history.
If you find a post that violates one of these guidelines, please report it with the "report to moderator" button located to the lower right of the post.
It is fairly clear that it is ToadyOne, and not the Court, which is responsible for the enforcement of the Constitution. As such, this would be outside the Court's jurisdiction.
Post by: Andres on May 05, 2015, 03:54:26 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 05, 2015, 04:30:45 am
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 06:25:05 am
((I'll get images up at some point.))(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):"Remember that no one has been EVER been banned due to using caps, and due to that, all caps posts aren't destructive in the toad's eyes."
"As the defense has rested their case, please allow me to prosecute for a moment."
"While it is true the Congress has not banned all-caps, the Constitution has done so, by extension:"Quote from: Toady OneDo not disrupt a thread with...intentionally garbled language --
You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is...harassing...[or] threatening --
"All-caps posts are certainly disruptive with the modified text, and it is rarely unintentional. In this particular case, it was also quite harassing; threatening, too, under some definitions of the word."
/\/\/\/\/\/\
<Take that!>
\/\/\/\/\/\/
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):................."I FUCKING NEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONER!!!! At this time, it seems to be that this ones motive is clear!!!!!!!!! Instead of going after my RTD posts and such, he seems to be going after a specific target.......... OF A GAME THAT I'M PARTICIPATING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As I have stated before, he has a definite dislike of me due a certain map game the said game is a squeal to......DUE TO ME TRYING TO PUT SCYTHERS IN THERE!!!!!!! AS YOU HAVE HEARD, I ALSO HAVE A CURSE THAT AFFECTS ME IN LOWER BOARDS TO DO POSTS OUTSIDE OF RPING AND () TO BE IN CAPS!!!! I have far more control over this than........ others. But still, the point is that THIS URIST IS TRYING TO PREVENT ME FROM POSTING ON THE FANTASY MAP GAME, TO STOP ANY SCYTHERS FROM GETTING ON THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SUEING ME TO PREVENT FREE SPEECH!!!!!"I would argue that both the caps and the harassment was in character."Good sir, this is simply not the case. If you will review these below posts, you will see that the capital letters do nothing to add to any sort of persona, and instead are merely an affront to our common language.I FEEL WE SHOULD HAVE MULTIPLE COUNTRIES, AS JUST ONE NATION IN MESO-AMERICA ISN'T ENOUGH FOR MORE THINGS TO DO THAN THE LAST MAP. AND ALSO TO REPRESENT THE TRIBES AND CULTURES OF THE LAND ACCURATELY.
BASICLY, MAKE THE MAP A REGION, NOT A STATE.THEY WILL FIT THE SETTING, THIS ISN'T YOUR FATHER'S SCYTHERS.*RESERVED*
These are merely his most recent three posts. If you dig further I'm sure you will agree with me that the majority of his use of capital letters has been OOC, and in fact he only seems willing to use lower case letters IC. This sort of behavior is, as was noted by mister IcyTea, prohibited by a document which we all agreed to abide by upon joining this fine forum, as it does nothing other than aggravate and confuse.
I would also like my lawyer to dig into my posts, and look for the (( )) in some. And also, I will point to another post before 12.am"
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif) "As you can see here, not only Am I using caps in an IC post, ITS ALSO ON THE FRONT PAGE OF MY PROFILE, PROVING THAT URIST DIDN'T LOOK THAT WELL AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color"DUEL"THE SWARM SEES THAT THE FLAME-GOD HAS BURNT DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, LIKE WHAT BOTTOM-OF-THE-FOOD-CHAIN-SEA-CREATURES USUALLY DO WHEN THEY GET MAD."
WHO HAS OFFEND IT US
Post by: Andres on May 05, 2015, 06:28:00 am
Post by: NJW2000 on May 05, 2015, 10:58:16 am
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 05, 2015, 11:20:08 am
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 11:22:15 am
Wow. Zero to corrupt in 9 days. Impressive.
((What do you mean??? the court cases???))
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 05, 2015, 11:31:11 am
Post by: Araph on May 05, 2015, 11:38:08 am
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):"Remember that no one has been EVER been banned due to using caps, and due to that, all caps posts aren't destructive in the toad's eyes."
The Toad's views on caps lock are not due to a lack of bans. I think what you mean to say is that we can infer Toady's views on caps lock from the lack of related bans.
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif):................."I FUCKING NEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HONER!!!! At this time, it seems to be that this ones motive is clear!!!!!!!!! Instead of going after my RTD posts and such, he seems to be going after a specific target.......... OF A GAME THAT I'M PARTICIPATING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As I have stated before, he has a definite dislike of me due a certain map game the said game is a squeal to......DUE TO ME TRYING TO PUT SCYTHERS IN THERE!!!!!!! AS YOU HAVE HEARD, I ALSO HAVE A CURSE THAT AFFECTS ME IN LOWER BOARDS TO DO POSTS OUTSIDE OF RPING AND () TO BE IN CAPS!!!! I have far more control over this than........ others. But still, the point is that THIS URIST IS TRYING TO PREVENT ME FROM POSTING ON THE FANTASY MAP GAME, TO STOP ANY SCYTHERS FROM GETTING ON THE MAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SUEING ME TO PREVENT FREE SPEECH!!!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif) "As you can see here, not only Am I using caps in an IC post, ITS ALSO ON THE FRONT PAGE OF MY PROFILE, PROVING THAT URIST DIDN'T LOOK THAT WELL AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color"
I would like to add one count of failure to use width tags and another count of excessive punctuation to the charges against Poketwo. If you need your curse dealt with, I recommend making an appointment with your local priest or witch doctor to have it removed.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 03:15:13 pm
Wow. Zero to corrupt in 9 days. Impressive.
(Not really corruption, but a massive backlog has cropped up. The most obvious solution is to make more courtrooms, but doing so would start to clog up the Forum Games and Roleplaying (Though a new one that explains what this is for (so that people entering can understand exactly what the thread is (maybe use something like I put at the top of the first post of the congress thread?)) and keep a record of cases (____ vs ____, lawyers participating, case reason, result, 'sentence', etc.). We could try multiple cases in this thread, but then we run into the problem of determining which case people are speaking about. Even with something to differentiate, it would still make the thread harder to read. Hmmm...someone may want to bring it before the congress.)
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 05, 2015, 03:22:15 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 07:09:02 pm
Wow. Zero to corrupt in 9 days. Impressive.((Almost make me want to cry. It was going so well. Almost feel its a bit my fault because if I hadn't been away for so long I could have posted and kept everyone's mind on the matter at hand.))
((Tawarochir ya need to sort this out.))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:10:53 pm
Wow. Zero to corrupt in 9 days. Impressive.((Almost make me want to cry. It was going so well. Almost feel its a bit my fault because if I hadn't been away for so long I could have posted and kept everyone's mind on the matter at hand.))
(Think you will be able to sort through the current mess (ex. Identify how many cases are running around)?)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 07:14:40 pm
(Think you will be able to sort through the current mess (ex. Identify how many cases are running around)?)((If Tawarochir can make his image's again and everyone starts only posting IC then we may be able to get back on track. Back to what this started as.))
((We should hit the reset button. And not take it to for reals thats what can kill it too.))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:16:41 pm
((We should hit the reset button.))
(As in a new thread, or something else?)
Post by: Tawa on May 05, 2015, 07:19:34 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/2/22/Tonate_Angry.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140813222600)
"THIS ISSUE IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL. TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT OR I'LL BLOW THE WHOLE PLACE UP."
"THIS ISSUE IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL. TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT OR I'LL BLOW THE WHOLE PLACE UP."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:22:19 pm
"THIS ISSUE IS TOO CONTROVERSIAL. TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT OR I'LL BLOW THE WHOLE PLACE UP."
(http://i.imgur.com/CEnsmmh.png) "Judge Tawarochir, yours is the only court that currently exists. Therefore, your court effectively is the Supreme Court."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 07:22:39 pm
(As in a new thread, or something else?)((posabley but one of the things that made this cool was tawa doing tho's counrt room images and people using there avatars as if in a forum frpg whats it. At least for me it was Seeing as I was the first to do it beside tawa. So if someone makes a thread they got to do the art'sy stuff or it just won't work in my opinion.))
((Got ninja'd by tawa ^^ see tho's image's))
Post by: Tawa on May 05, 2015, 07:23:57 pm
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e1/KFYZjnl.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140728231609)
"ESTABLISH ONE IN THE CONGRESS OR SOMETHING OR I HIT THE BUTTON."
"ESTABLISH ONE IN THE CONGRESS OR SOMETHING OR I HIT THE BUTTON."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:25:46 pm
((posabley but one of the things that made this cool was tawa doing tho's counrt room images and people using there avatars as if in a forum frpg whats it. At least for me it was Seeing as I was the first to do it beside tawa. So if someone makes a thread they got to do the art'sy stuff or it just won't work in my opinion.))
(Tawarochir would still be the judge of the court (though maybe a couple others could be appointed), it would just be that there would be someone else keeping the OP up to date and maintain the records of prior trials.)
Quote from: Tawarochir
(http://i.imgur.com/CEnsmmh.png): I'll send in a bill.
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 07:28:43 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:31:34 pm
(Please resize the image you are using to be roughly 1/4 the height and width. That is a much more reasonable size.)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 07:33:30 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"I'll just grow back on a tree some where in the outback of Australia. If you blow this place up."
"I'll just grow back on a tree some where in the outback of Australia. If you blow this place up."
(Tawarochir would still be the judge of the court (though maybe a couple others could be appointed), it would just be that there would be someone else keeping the OP up to date and maintain the records of prior trials.)((Oh well I'm cool with it if tawa can keep doing his images for it. So who's going to be the OP because I know I can't do it Im not around enough.))
((also tip with re-sizing if you only use height= it will automatically do the width.))
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 07:34:19 pm
(Please resize the image you are using to be roughly 1/4 the height and width. That is a much more reasonable size.)
((how do I do it again?))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2015, 07:37:45 pm
((how do I do it again?))
([img (height or width)=(height or width in pixels)]. Setting one automatically resizes the other to the proper scale.)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 07:59:25 pm
(http://orig00.deviantart.net/5090/f/2015/116/b/1/suit_by_badlemonsxi-d8r6t78.gif)
"So whats the plan?"
"So whats the plan?"
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 08:06:46 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 08:21:30 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 05, 2015, 08:29:19 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 05, 2015, 08:55:43 pm
"If you would please leave the building, turn right four times, and walk straight ahead, you will come to the Supreme Court. Now leave or die."(http://s18.postimg.org/wg95dsx09/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif) "Um, those are directions on how to get here..."
(http://s15.postimg.org/dfyr9i757/Phoenix_Oh_Crap.gif) "WAIT THAT MEANS THAT--"
(http://s15.postimg.org/iq3q0sre3/Phoenix_Oh_Noes.gif) "YOU SET THE SUPREME COURT UP..."
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/e1/KFYZjnl.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140728231609)
"YOU DID NOT ESTABLISH THE SUPREME COURT IN THE CONGRESS."
*beep*
(http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bombs-explosions_003928881.gif)
(http://s14.postimg.org/l2vdyozhd/Bombed_Courtroom.png)
(http://stuntgranny.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bombs-explosions_003928881.gif)
(http://s14.postimg.org/l2vdyozhd/Bombed_Courtroom.png)
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 09:00:04 pm
(http://s30.postimg.org/hzxa4ia35/Trial_of_Poketwo_Let_Us_Begin.png)
"*REPAIRS COMPLETE, THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION *"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 05, 2015, 09:19:03 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/24/cb/44/24cb44b8e8cd093bedeeadb766badd47.jpg)
Somewhere in the outback of Australia.
(http://i.imgur.com/FhrVmbN.gif)
'bout 5km from "A ROCK"
(http://sendseedstoafrica.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dscn19311-300x225.jpg)
A new Badlemons is made.
"God damn it!"
Somewhere in the outback of Australia.
(http://i.imgur.com/FhrVmbN.gif)
'bout 5km from "A ROCK"
(http://sendseedstoafrica.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dscn19311-300x225.jpg)
A new Badlemons is made.
"God damn it!"
Post by: Worldmaster27 on May 05, 2015, 10:01:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/6mqhxQI.gif)
I'll just leave the pizzas by the door.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 06, 2015, 06:57:24 am
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2015, 07:40:46 pm
Post by: Andres on May 07, 2015, 07:46:39 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 09, 2015, 01:55:49 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 09, 2015, 02:00:01 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 09, 2015, 02:12:31 pm
Absolutely.
I'll be back.
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2015, 02:18:05 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 09, 2015, 03:16:51 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 09, 2015, 03:29:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2015, 03:31:28 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 09, 2015, 03:32:27 pm
Post by: Andres on May 09, 2015, 05:36:34 pm
"I hearby declare the scyther lunatic guilty of disrupting court!"+1
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2015, 05:46:10 pm
"I hearby declare the scyther lunatic guilty of disrupting court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "I don't think you can do that"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 09, 2015, 05:47:29 pm
((Besides, you don't exist- your image isn't working.))
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2015, 05:51:48 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 09, 2015, 10:07:18 pm
Oh god, is this for taking that shield from the graveyard? I swear, that was the green kid! Not me!
No...Wait, you stole a shield from the graveyard?!
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU TWICE!
Post by: Tawa on May 09, 2015, 10:37:18 pm
You at least gave me permission to take that Hookshot, right?Oh god, is this for taking that shield from the graveyard? I swear, that was the green kid! Not me!
No...Wait, you stole a shield from the graveyard?!
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU TWICE!
Right?
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 12:07:35 am
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "There is no time for petty disputes revolving around misunderstandings regarding the holder of courage tri-peace taking things. "You at least gave me permission to take that Hookshot, right?Oh god, is this for taking that shield from the graveyard? I swear, that was the green kid! Not me!
No...Wait, you stole a shield from the graveyard?!
I'M GOING TO SUE YOU TWICE!
Right?
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 07:19:52 am
"No. This is all completely relevant. I need to know why he's suing me."
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 09:30:18 am
Post by: Dampe on May 10, 2015, 10:14:05 am
(http://s9.postimg.org/vmyh1nw73/Phoenix_NO.gif)
"No. This is all completely relevant. I need to know why he's suing me."
Uh...Well, it's already common knowledge that you are a shield-thieving scoundrel.
You also need to post on my AD&D thread more often since you're the voice of reason and designated magic cat handler. I'm suing (sueing?) you for reckless endangerment (The medical bills of all the people Peradon/Plor blinded are piling up!) You're also being sued for twelfth-degree murder just because.
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 10:46:11 am
-snip-(http://s17.postimg.org/mogct237z/Phoenix_Normal_Talking.gif)
"Very well, then. So be it."
May 10th, 11:40 EST
District Courtroom
Courtroom #12
(http://s23.postimg.org/js21uwocr/Waiting_for_the_Judge.png)
(http://s29.postimg.org/p0dk3bt9z/Phoenix_Normal_Talking.gif)
"The defense is ready, your honor...?"
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Looks like we'll need another judge..."
District Courtroom
Courtroom #12
(http://s23.postimg.org/js21uwocr/Waiting_for_the_Judge.png)
(http://s29.postimg.org/p0dk3bt9z/Phoenix_Normal_Talking.gif)
"The defense is ready, your honor...?"
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Looks like we'll need another judge..."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 10:48:56 am
Post by: anailater on May 10, 2015, 11:05:22 am
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 11:14:48 am
(http://s27.postimg.org/rb91kzgj7/Court_Begins.png)
(http://s29.postimg.org/p0dk3bt9z/Phoenix_Normal_Talking.gif)
"Ah, good to see you're... here... you were the defendant before... eh, it doesn't matter."
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"And you're the plaintiff, I see..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/euq6n80fn/Shi_Long_Glasses_Closeup.gif)
"..."
(http://s29.postimg.org/p0dk3bt9z/Phoenix_Normal_Talking.gif)
"Ah, good to see you're... here... you were the defendant before... eh, it doesn't matter."
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"And you're the plaintiff, I see..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/euq6n80fn/Shi_Long_Glasses_Closeup.gif)
"..."
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 11:25:09 am
*SUDDENLY, COURT DOOR BURSTS OPEN, AND A LARGE MASS OF CHARACTERS COME IN, A SIGNIFICANT PART OF WHICH ARE SCYTHERS. THEY ARE ALSO ARMED WITH WEAPONRY*
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 11:47:52 am
(http://s15.postimg.org/iq3q0sre3/Phoenix_Oh_Noes.gif)
"Not again."
"Not again."
+#+++++#+
+#++@++#+
s#######+
s+++++ss+
+++sss+++
+#+++++#@
@#+?#++#@--Hey, what's that?
@#s+sss#@
sssssssss
inventory
weapons
a - +2 attorney's badge
clothing
b - +1 lawyer outfit
scrolls
c - scroll of genocide
┌───────────────────┐
│Scroll of Genocide │
│ │
│ │
│Enter Species Name:│
│ │
│ │
│ scyther │
│ │
└───────────────────┘
\^^^^^^^^^^/
<Take that!>
/vvvvvvvvvv\
+#+++++#+
+#++@++#+
+#######+
+++++++++
+++++++++
+#+++++#@
@#+?#++#@
@#+++++#@
+++++++++
(http://s7.postimg.org/ai7wkhwnv/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"Excellent work."
(http://s7.postimg.org/iozwc2mqj/Apollo_Normal.gif)
"Thanks, Mr. Tawarochir."
"Excellent work."
(http://s7.postimg.org/iozwc2mqj/Apollo_Normal.gif)
"Thanks, Mr. Tawarochir."
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 12:07:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "Even if that'd worked, only a part of my forces were scythers."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 10, 2015, 12:35:43 pm
"I've taken the liberty of installing a high-tech defense system."
Laser turrets pop out of the ceiling and the walls, angle themselves towards the scythers, and fire. I begin to charge the Mass Electron Scyther Extermination Cannon on my ray gun.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 12:59:08 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 01:07:14 pm
"God DAMMIT, POKETWO!"
Post by: NJW2000 on May 10, 2015, 01:24:33 pm
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 01:26:43 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 01:27:57 pm
THEY FOCUS STUN-FIRE ON BLITZ*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 01:29:23 pm
*THE NON-SCYTHER PARTS OF THE FORCE DISAPPEAR AND QUICKLY REAPER OUT OF NOWHERE, COMPLEATLY HEALED
THEY FOCUS STUN-FIRE ON BLITZ*
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 01:35:38 pm
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 01:42:31 pm
And that's three count of violating the laws of reality. I shall be surprised if you step out of prison anytime soon boy.
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 10, 2015, 02:12:17 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 10, 2015, 03:06:56 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 03:27:57 pm
*Sheb come to poketwo and quickly wallop him in the face*(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "Sorry, minimalism rejects your reality."
And that's three count of violating the laws of reality. I shall be surprised if you step out of prison anytime soon boy.
*THE FORCE IS STILL HERE, AND ATTACKING BLITZ + TURRETS*
"Seriously Poketwo, an army? You have severely weakened the prosecution in this case. Your summoning has only shown that you hold no faith in the prosecution leading a punishment of Tawarochir. As you hold one of the longer standing antagonism with him, you showing a lack of faith means that evidence against Tawarochir is unsubstantial or circumstantial at best. As this has been shown to hold at least enough truth to make you concerned, this holds that Tawarochir is likely non-prosecutable for the charges, which means this trial should be dropped."(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE TRIAL"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 03:34:07 pm
The force is slashed to pieces once more.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 03:51:08 pm
*THEY RESPAWN, AND THEN ONE OF THE HUMANS (DRESSED IN RED) SUMMONS UP SOME STRANGE BEASTS, WITH ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE INTO A TANK BEING THE LEADER OF THE BEASTS*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 03:55:17 pm
Blitz puts down his sword.
"Quite frankly, this is getting ridiculous. Let's just continue with the trial, 'mkay?"
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 04:03:25 pm
Sadly, if what I want to be done is to be done, we have to postpone the trial until either it is done, or we get another court thread."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 04:08:37 pm
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 04:08:51 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 04:15:32 pm
Blitz sits in the corner and cries.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 10, 2015, 04:16:41 pm
Blitz: "I believe Congressman Sheb was refering to Poketwo for his comment."
Post by: NJW2000 on May 10, 2015, 04:19:57 pm
Talking of Cockney, you can have this.
*Hands sock to Scyther. He takes it.*
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 04:20:55 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 10, 2015, 04:22:19 pm
Talking of Cockney, you can have this.
*Hands sock to Scyther. He takes it.*
Enjoying the sock?
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 04:24:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 04:27:59 pm
This is a thread for settling disputes in an absurd but civilized way that involves insane troll logic and stolen Ace Attorney sprites.
This is not a minimalist RTD.
You're not winning anything by constantly interrupting us with your random bullshit. Nobody thinks it's funny.
Post by: Andres on May 10, 2015, 04:29:07 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 10, 2015, 04:30:45 pm
Perhaps this could become a forum punishment? We all hand someone a sock. You know what kind of sock. We could start a sock handing thread.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 04:30:53 pm
Blitz continues to sit in the corner.
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 04:31:26 pm
Post by: anailater on May 10, 2015, 04:31:46 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 10, 2015, 04:32:34 pm
But it's goodnight from me. I'm all socked-out. If you know what I mean.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 04:33:16 pm
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
THIS WAS A DIFFERENT THREAD BEFORE YOU DID THE COURTROOM DISPUTE.
IF WE NEED AN ACTUAL COURT-ROOM THREAD, THEN VOTE IN CONGRESS.
I JUST WANT TO SETTLE A DISPUTE IN THE OLD FASHION WAY.
ALSO, YOU CALLED THE FIRST SHOT. YOU ARE THE AGGRESSOR. I'M DEFENDING.
NOW FOR AN ACTUAL BATTLE PLEASE????
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 04:35:10 pm
LOOK, I'M NOT BEING FUNNY."Prove that Tawa is the aggressor, 'mkay? Then we'll talk. And it's Tawa's thread, if he wants to make it a court room, thats his business."
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
THIS WAS A DIFFERENT THREAD BEFORE YOU DID THE COURTROOM DISPUTE.
IF WE NEED AN ACTUAL COURT-ROOM THREAD, THEN VOTE IN CONGRESS.
I JUST WANT TO SETTLE A DISPUTE IN THE OLD FASHION WAY.
ALSO, YOU CALLED THE FIRST SHOT. YOU ARE THE AGGRESSOR. I'M DEFENDING.
NOW FOR AN ACTUAL BATTLE PLEASE????
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 04:35:58 pm
Also, please stop with the annoying caps lock.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 10, 2015, 04:41:49 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 10, 2015, 04:45:19 pm
(phone removed a portion at the end for some reason.)
Edit: (This was made after Poketwo mentioned the only thing he saw was the derails. Subsequent posts I haven't seem may have gotten thiings back to normal, or gotten worse, I do not know.)
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 04:46:33 pm
Needs to finish the Ace Attorney games. Quiet fangirl.
Seems to simply hate tech.
I DECLARE WAR, POKETWO.Has reminded me I have yet to complete the Ace Attorney Trilogy.Out of random curiosity, which case are you on?
NOW, FOR THE THREAD, TAW CLEARLY SUPORTED THE BILL, SINCE HE MADE AN EVENT ABOUT IT I-THREAD. THE BOMB GOING OFF, NOW HERE IS THE BILL:
Quote from: Supreme Court Bill
Establish a 'Supreme' Court, who's OP is controlled by the court clerk who records cases completed, in-progress, or pending. These records would include the name of the case, which follows a standard of both sides separated by a vs., members of both sides, reason for the case, result of the case, and any other information the clerk deems relevant.
NOW THIS CLEARLY STATES THAT A NEW THREAD TO BE MADE.
AND HERE IS THE SUPORTER LIST:
For - 4maskwolf, NullForceOmega, BlitzDungeoneer, Tawarochir
HE CLEARLY WANTS TO STILL HAVE THE THREAD FOR EXPERIMENTAL BATTLES WITH ENEMIES. NOT JUST HAVE IT AS A COURTROOM.
NOW I WANT A TACTICAL BATTLE. AND TAW DECLARED WAR ON ME!!!! I KINDLY ASK TO HAVE THIS IN THREAD.
CASE CLOSED.
Poketwo: "If I recall correctly, there were a few major things that led to GreatWyrmGold being banned. One was the derails' which you have acknowledgwed as doing at times. Looking at this derail as an example, you display another trait that led to his downfall: his utter refusal to listen to when other people were tired of things. In this case, despite repeated annoyance being displayed, you kept bringing back your force when you were the only person who wanted them. GreatWyrmGold also had major contention with some specific people, which seems you also do with Tawarochir and a dew others with your overuse of Scythers. That is three things, and there is a saying I know of. Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, thrice is a pattern. While I do not believe you are to the point he had gotten, as you don't drag things from years back for the sake of arguement, you do seem to be heading in that direction, and that is something you may want to think about in the future, so that you do not fall into the same trap and get banned yourself. This may just be my inner conspiracy theorist letting off some steam, but that is just what I am seeing."TAW NEVER GOT ON ME FOR SCYTHERS. I'M JUST TRYING TO ACTUALLY GET A TACTICAL BATTLE GOING. BUT NOT IN THE COURTROOM WITH A COUPLE OF LOW-NIT ATTERNIES. THIS WAS ALSO THE RESULT OF WEIRD IMAGINATION FANTASY, SO IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.
Post by: Sheb on May 10, 2015, 04:53:02 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 04:55:17 pm
2. I'd say he was clearly joking, what with his lack of the usually-present non-caps tech. Also, you were the aggressor there, as you provoked him by insulting tech, repeatedly need I add.
3. I don't think you know what a Supreme Court is.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 05:01:52 pm
No, Tawa wanted another court to handle the serious business of government while he could do his case for fun. Honestly, if you want freeform battle, why don't you go and create your own thread?
I WANT IT HERE. CAN YOU AT LEAST POINT ME TO THE POST THAT TAW STATES WHAT YOU'RE CLAIMING.
1. Look, that's great and all, but the all-caps is actually painful to look at, and I am being serious about that. Lay off it, please?1: Why is it painful???? its just caps, it shouldn't be painful unless you somehow hear it as shouting.
2. I'd say he was clearly joking, what with his lack of the usually-present non-caps tech. Also, you were the aggressor there, as you provoked him by insulting tech, repeatedly need I add.
3. I don't think you know what a Supreme Court is.
2: still is war, but can we just let the tech stuff stay under??? Its unnecessary blaming that we already addressed previously in-thread.
3: I do, but this thread will go unused once a better one is put in place. And the law does not state that certain cases would be excluded.
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 05:04:03 pm
I WANT IT HERE. CAN YOU AT LEAST POINT ME TO THE POST THAT TAW STATES WHAT YOU'RE CLAIMING.That's why I wanted it!
Bam! Right from the horse's mouth!
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 10, 2015, 05:08:04 pm
2. We kind of cant, though, since it's what started Tawa's conflict with you.
3. Unless, of course, 2 cases happen simultaneously, or are first handled here and then sent off to the Supreme Court, or... Well, there's a lot of variables.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 05:10:48 pm
k, I'll drop the stuff for now. I'll just get rid of the unnecessary junkI WANT IT HERE. CAN YOU AT LEAST POINT ME TO THE POST THAT TAW STATES WHAT YOU'RE CLAIMING.That's why I wanted it!
Bam! Right from the horse's mouth!
(http://i.imgur.com/cLJ8oEj.gif): "Wait, WHAT!!!!!!"
*SCYTHER POKE AND ALL OF NON-ACTIVE RTD GUYS PART OF THE ATTACK FORCE ARE INSTANTLY VAPORIZED. THE OTHERS SENT BACK TO THEIR RESPECTIVE GAMES*
Now that is taken care of, can we please let the tech issue slide?????????
2. We kind of cant, though, since it's what started Tawa's conflict with you.
WE. ALREADY. ADDRESSED. THIS. IN. THREAD.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 10, 2015, 05:15:17 pm
i object this courtroom on existential grounds
/me retreats back into the vents, just to pop out of the ceiling.
i also have no summary and can't be bothered watching the cctv recordings to understand what is happening
/me pops back into the buildings' innards. the music fades out after a while.
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 05:21:21 pm
Now that is taken care of, can we please let the tech issue slide?????????For future reference, I'm only being serious if I link you to the thread.
Post by: Dampe on May 10, 2015, 06:13:54 pm
I just wanted to sue Tawarochir, but suddenly, it's "HE'S THE AGGRESSOR!" "NO, HE'S THE AGGRESSOR!"
You know what, screw it. I'm suing you all for malpractice.
Post by: 4maskwolf on May 10, 2015, 07:27:04 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 10, 2015, 08:47:59 pm
"I would move to file suit against poketwo for contempt of court, for referring to himself as 'scyther', use of all caps, and attempt to vaporize members of the court."
I second the motion, penalty is life in the HFS, no parole.
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 08:51:28 pm
"Can... can we just get on with the trial at hand, first?"
Post by: Dampe on May 10, 2015, 09:04:24 pm
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Can... can we just get on with the trial at hand, first?"
*Sigh*
Fine. I'm suing everybody for uhh...sigtext, eighty-fourth degree!
And I'm still suing you for breaking and entering and twelfth-degree murder.
Post by: Tawa on May 10, 2015, 09:10:34 pm
(http://s23.postimg.org/js21uwocr/Waiting_for_the_Judge.png)
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"So, then... will the plaintiff make their opening statements?"
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Although... since you're seemingly suing everybody for everything under the sun, I guess that makes you something of a prosecutor now, too..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/7qtlgh5bn/Apollo_Sweating.gif)
"This doesn't look so good, boss..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/euq6n80fn/Shi_Long_Glasses_Closeup.gif)
"..."
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"So, then... will the plaintiff make their opening statements?"
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Although... since you're seemingly suing everybody for everything under the sun, I guess that makes you something of a prosecutor now, too..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/7qtlgh5bn/Apollo_Sweating.gif)
"This doesn't look so good, boss..."
(http://s3.postimg.org/euq6n80fn/Shi_Long_Glasses_Closeup.gif)
"..."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 11, 2015, 07:14:44 pm
The court phone starts to ring.
(http://i.imgur.com/iTM6029.gif)
((One person may pick up the phone. Be silly and I'll void it.))
((Im just doing this so I can play again.))
((One person may pick up the phone. Be silly and I'll void it.))
((Im just doing this so I can play again.))
Post by: anailater on May 11, 2015, 07:37:55 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 12, 2015, 02:56:12 pm
"Uh, Mr. Dampe...?"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 12, 2015, 09:02:33 pm
"This is endlessblaze here, just dropped in to say your all crazy, and that in a day or too of outside time, I shall have an avatar prepared for manifestation within the court room"
Post by: Dampe on May 12, 2015, 09:53:46 pm
Post by: Andres on May 12, 2015, 10:32:44 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 13, 2015, 02:48:46 pm
I REST MY CASE!(http://s13.postimg.org/f9yk8mjdz/Shi_Long_Takes_Off_His_Glasses_then_Points.gif)
"I REST-- Wait. Scroll."
(http://s8.postimg.org/hzmftwy0l/Scroll_Stop.gif)
"CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't Make Case, Then Rest."
(http://s29.postimg.org/jx1msfzmf/Shi_Long_Cutin.gif)
"I REST MY CASE!"
(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"But... you never made a case..."
Post by: Dampe on May 13, 2015, 04:08:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 13, 2015, 04:35:53 pm
"No. To quote an old friend of mine:"
Flashback!
(http://s8.postimg.org/onbouiyid/Edgeworth_Confident_Reminisce.gif)
"Proof is everything,
End Flashback!
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"Unless you can provide some evidence of my guilt..."
(http://s17.postimg.org/7lb1mwjpr/Phoenix_Cut_In.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk)
"You have no case!"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 13, 2015, 08:04:24 pm
as I have promised. I come.
(http://i.imgur.com/xQHRAwH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/wU9Zuse.png)
Post by: Tawa on May 13, 2015, 08:31:39 pm
"HOLY SH--"
(http://s23.postimg.org/jqix9v2kr/Apollo_EXPLOSION.gif)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(http://s11.postimg.org/53u8cwhhv/Phoenix_Thinking.gif)
"Uh, right... I think I'll have my protégé take care of this one... I'm going to be in the corner..."
(http://s14.postimg.org/fuc9chpo1/Apollo_Handsondesk.gif)
"Alright, Mr. Endlessblaze... what're you here to testify about?"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 13, 2015, 08:51:25 pm
"no testimony. I just though I would drop in and observe"
((tawarochir. the only thing that would make that scene better, would be having both of your characters in the same image, and a darker purple on the spokes of the burst. oh and the sphere part should be more white.....though considering the background that would be problematic........your still better at image-fu than me))
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 13, 2015, 10:26:06 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 13, 2015, 10:30:51 pm
(http://s9.postimg.org/vmyh1nw73/Phoenix_NO.gif)
"No. To quote an old friend of mine:"
Flashback!
(http://s8.postimg.org/onbouiyid/Edgeworth_Confident_Reminisce.gif)
"Proof is everything,WrightTawarochir."
End Flashback!
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"Unless you can provide some evidence of my guilt..."
(http://s17.postimg.org/7lb1mwjpr/Phoenix_Cut_In.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk)
"You have no case!"
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7920933
Post by: endlessblaze on May 14, 2015, 06:12:01 am
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2015, 02:59:23 pm
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7920933(http://s1.postimg.org/xevbii2lr/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif) "What the hell, Edgeworth?..."
(http://s24.postimg.org/5q2tf3e9h/Edgeworth_Confident_Reminisce.gif) "I'm sorry,
(http://s30.postimg.org/6z5y980kx/Phoenix_Coffee.gif) "Fine, fine, you can cross-examine me, just let me finish my coffee--"
(http://s3.postimg.org/z4e30n6gj/Phoenix_Coffeed.gif) "Dammit! My suit! How'd it even get there? Just a sec..."
(http://s30.postimg.org/uhv6hhnu9/Apollo_Normal_Silent.gif) (http://s27.postimg.org/6skeczuc3/Naruhobo_Normal.gif) (http://s12.postimg.org/8vlmnr5xp/Shi_Long_Normal.gif)
"Alright, what'd you need?"
Post by: Dampe on May 14, 2015, 04:56:21 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 14, 2015, 05:25:10 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on May 14, 2015, 05:30:17 pm
....................."if someone needs a beat down, IM going to do the beating"
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2015, 05:40:00 pm
"So, Mister Prosecutor, I have a series of questions for you. First of all, do you like cheese?"(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"Didn't Edgeworth just leave for his Yedong (http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Vietnamese-Crystal/Update%2003/23-Rude044.png) convention or something?"
(http://s17.postimg.org/ilat84xwf/Naruhobo_That_s_So_Funny_Man.gif)
"Oh, wait, you were talking to me on account of my imitation of a certain prosecutor last time. Ha ha."
(http://s30.postimg.org/uhv6hhnu9/Apollo_Normal_Silent.gif) (http://s1.postimg.org/mt39ynye7/Naruhobo_I_HATE_YOU_MAN.gif) (http://s12.postimg.org/8vlmnr5xp/Shi_Long_Normal.gif)
"I hate cheese."
Post by: mastahcheese on May 14, 2015, 05:42:57 pm
/me bursts into the room and throws a grenade at Tawarochir
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2015, 06:01:24 pm
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/a/a4/NotSoFast%21.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20110418143639)
(http://s27.postimg.org/ok4uamwk3/Naruhobo_Grenade_Throw.gif)
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6b/PWAADD_Take_that%21.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217205639)
(http://s12.postimg.org/byqj915u5/Mastahsplosion.gif)
(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"Where were we?"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 14, 2015, 06:18:25 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 14, 2015, 06:20:04 pm
"i have been observing this court remotely for a while, and you have done enough shooting"
....................."if someone needs a beat down, IM going to do the beating"
... "no. I shoot people, not you. NOT YOU!!!"
A laser gun is leveled at the weirdo.
Post by: Dampe on May 14, 2015, 06:29:06 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 14, 2015, 06:45:25 pm
"You tell me, Mr. Prosecutor."
Post by: Worldmaster27 on May 15, 2015, 01:01:57 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 15, 2015, 02:33:01 pm
"He's the prosecutor. Plaintiff, too, since he's suing everybody. I'm the defense, because I'm representing the people he's suing and charging with crimes, and also the defendant, because he's suing me, too. Him asking the prosecutor questions is like Professor Layton solving a puzzle he came up with or Nikola Tesla inventing the Tesla coil after he already invented it."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 15, 2015, 05:21:22 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 15, 2015, 05:43:36 pm
*Sigh*
What are your views on this, Mr. Defendant Jackass?
Post by: Tawa on May 15, 2015, 05:53:35 pm
"Well, I thought it at least looked kinda cool when mastahcheese blew up. But yeah, people dying in the middle of trials happens way more often than it should."
Post by: poketwo on May 15, 2015, 07:43:09 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 15, 2015, 08:07:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 15, 2015, 08:25:34 pm
(http://s16.postimg.org/t5otxcg9x/Naruhobo_Eheheheheh.gif)(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-objection.gif)
"Well, I thought it at least looked kinda cool when mastahcheese blew up. But yeah, people dying in the middle of trials happens way more often than it should."
(http://s8.postimg.org/yqr6blitx/Apollo_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"
Post by: poketwo on May 15, 2015, 08:31:17 pm
MUST BE ZEALOUS IN PURSUIT.
Post by: Tawa on May 15, 2015, 08:35:24 pm
YOUR TALKING TO TAW, YOU INCOMPETENT MORON CALLED "JUSTICE".(http://s4.postimg.org/uwc73yma5/Apollo_Document.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AJ/08%20-%20Tell%20the%20Truth%202007.mp3)
MUST BE ZEALOUS IN PURSUIT.
"May I direct you to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_objections_(law))? I'm well within my reach to object to Mr. Dampe's cross-examination, seeing as he's asking for Mr. Tawarochir's thoughts on the Chief of Pyramid Police's explosion and on cheese itself, both of which were opinions, which were also unrelated to the matters involved in the trial itself."
Post by: poketwo on May 15, 2015, 09:02:58 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 15, 2015, 09:10:07 pm
"Uh... alright... fine..."
What are your views on this, Mr. Defendant Jackass?(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-objection.gif)
(http://s8.postimg.org/yqr6blitx/Apollo_Pointing_Talking.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AJ/06%20-%20Apollo%20Justice%20~%20A%20New%20Trial%20is%20in%20Session!.mp3)
"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on May 15, 2015, 09:36:41 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 15, 2015, 11:40:09 pm
$52 in small change later lemons still waits for someone to pick up the phone.
(http://i.imgur.com/8MCe1TP.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/8MCe1TP.gif)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 12:53:47 am
"Hello? Who is this? You are currently calling the Court of the Twelve Bays."
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 11:50:41 am
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 02:47:54 pm
This is clear contempt of the court!
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 03:02:07 pm
"Do you like scary movies?"(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-objection.gif) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/Apollo%20-%20objection.wav)
(http://s8.postimg.org/yqr6blitx/Apollo_Pointing_Talking.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AJ/06%20-%20Apollo%20Justice%20~%20A%20New%20Trial%20is%20in%20Session!.mp3)
"Mr. Dampe, none of this is relevant to the case at hand!"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: 3man75 on May 16, 2015, 03:26:36 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A man charged by the Russian Goverment to have helped a rogue army officer attempt a military coup against the country as well as assisting foreign spies (Specifically the CIA and NSA) with covert operations.
The man picks up the phone. "Mr. Lemon my name is Adamska Yezgheni and I'd like to hire as my defense attorney against the Russian Government. I'll warn you now its a large case with International risks as well as possible fame and fortune for you if you succede in defending me. If your interested we can talk more in my cell?".
((This color because Red is being used by Tawarochir.))
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 03:33:13 pm
As a conscientious member of the jury, I object to this private hijacking of wholesome court proceedings! I demand that both Dampe and 3man75 are removed from the court and sued!
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 03:35:07 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 03:36:04 pm
(http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Jemaine-Clement.jpg)
As a conscientious member of the jury, I object to this private hijacking of wholesome court proceedings! I demand that both Dampe and 3man75 are removed from the court and sued!
"Aha! Not if I counter-sue you first! I'll see you in court right after I get done suing everybody!"
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 03:37:29 pm
I'd like to see you try! He who sues last sues longest!
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 03:42:00 pm
I'd like to see you try! He who sues last sues longest!
(http://www.wormingtonlegal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Stacks-of-Tax-and-Legal-Papers.jpg)
I WILL BURY YOU
Post by: 3man75 on May 16, 2015, 03:52:40 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 03:54:10 pm
I just wanted to play :(((I don't think Lemons is even online right now... 'Sides, I picke up the phone first, so :p))
Post by: 3man75 on May 16, 2015, 03:57:33 pm
((But my idea had the possibility of a covert trial of spies, Goverments, mercenary units, and somoene posting funny DA pictures :''())I just wanted to play :(((I don't think Lemons is even online right now... 'Sides, I picke up the phone first, so :p))
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 04:37:38 pm
"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"I misused him by... not using him? How does that work? Anyway, I have no idea what that penalty is."
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 05:03:46 pm
"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"I misused him by... not using him? How does that work? Anyway, I have no idea what that penalty is."
ETERNITY IN THE HFS IS THE PENALTY
Post by: poketwo on May 16, 2015, 05:06:30 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 05:08:53 pm
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jemaine-flight-of-the-conchords-1092866_447_289.jpg)
*NJW2000 gets up from juror's stand, removing clothes as he goes*
Post by: Dampe on May 16, 2015, 05:09:54 pm
I object! This is far too harsh, and has certainly not been agreed upon! The court, not the prosecutor, sets the penalty! Make it 3/4 of a lifetime at most!
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Jemaine-flight-of-the-conchords-1092866_447_289.jpg)
*NJW2000 gets up from juror's stand, removing clothes as he goes*
"Fine, three-fourths of a lifetime it i- DEAR JESUS MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 16, 2015, 05:32:24 pm
njw is completely incenratied.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 05:35:26 pm
OH SWEET MOTHER OF ARMOK!"Oi! NONE OF THAT! SHAME ON YOU!"
njw is completely incenratied.
Blitz stabs endlessblaze before he can set fire to NJW.
Post by: endlessblaze on May 16, 2015, 05:45:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Y1WOi1T.png)
(endlessblaze attacks blitz)
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 05:47:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/m4kDtRF.jpg?1)
Firstly, let's review the case in hand. Dampe has acquiesced, no doubt due to my unconventional but effective courtroom tactics, to allow Tara-thingummy, and by extension, everybody, to get off with only three quarters of a lifetime of imprisonment in HFS.
As a respected member of the jury, I put it to you, ladies and gentleman, that it is not only possible but likely, given the high percentage of weapon wielding lunatics here today, that whatsisname-rochir, and by extension everybody, has exceeded already three quarters of his Armok-allotted lifespan, and there is no way to tell if this is the case or not.
Thus, even if the penalty takes effect immediately, and the charges go through, there is no feasible manner in which they court's decision could be enacted, thus rendering the charges immaterial.
Case closed.
*NJW200 sits back down*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 05:50:47 pm
Blitz conjures up the Golden Sword of Language, Grammarnazia, to battle endlessblaze and his foul spelling mistakes! See the exciting conclusion on the next episode of 'Bay12 Courtroom X'!
Post by: endlessblaze on May 16, 2015, 05:55:28 pm
and know that today you face only a small fraction of my power.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 05:58:19 pm
Blitz proceeds to slash at endlessblaze.
"Tawa, if you would."
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 05:59:46 pm
(http://s1.postimg.org/mt39ynye7/Naruhobo_I_HATE_YOU_MAN.gif)"Fine, next question. Mr. Defendant, I've noticed your posts on my AD&D thread have been spotty, and even (dare I say it?) infrequent. Do you know what the penalty is for Negligent Misuse of a Magic Cat is?"(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"I misused him by... not using him? How does that work? Anyway, I have no idea what that penalty is."
ETERNITY IN THE HFS IS THE PENALTY
"Eternity in Dwarven Hell is the penalty for... not using a magic cat?"
"That's... overly specific. And overkill. Really, really overkill."
"How do you recommend that I had used it, then? I still have like, no clue what it does."
-snip-(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"What's with the disrobing...?"
(http://s8.postimg.org/vwffon4vp/Naruhobo_Grenade_Catch.gif)
"You two! Take it outside!"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 06:01:53 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on May 16, 2015, 06:03:26 pm
"ok"
(blaze drags blitz to the arena. why is there an arena in a court house? bay12)
((also keep in mind that my sword does 30-35 damage every hit, and that also by coming close enough to slash me you step into my field of deadly flowers))
Post by: NJW2000 on May 16, 2015, 06:04:42 pm
As spokesman for the jury, I feel that a duel, with the case being closed, would be a rather appropriate celebration right now.
Oh, and you missed several garments of mine from the court record. I'm not using them, go ahead and add all you like.
Post by: poketwo on May 16, 2015, 06:08:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 06:18:16 pm
(http://s9.postimg.org/9t1npvx8v/FIGHT.gif) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9fhrU7YYcQ)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 06:20:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 06:22:35 pm
"Oi! What about my Grammarnazia, of my hat?!"(http://s14.postimg.org/elzmxzgu9/Naruhobo_Stoned.gif)
"Sorry, man, the Von Karmas would get pissed if they showed up and you were wearing that thing."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 16, 2015, 06:23:55 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 16, 2015, 06:26:21 pm
"I have no idea what that is."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 16, 2015, 11:57:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/InZPoFv.gif)
"Blitz is that yo-"
(http://i.imgur.com/lgyOjLi.gif)
"Grammarnazia. . . fight meh. . . endlessblaze . . .bluh bluh bluh"
(http://i.imgur.com/43bHSNB.gif)
"Rrrrrrrrr"
"Blitz is that yo-"
(http://i.imgur.com/lgyOjLi.gif)
"Grammarnazia. . . fight meh. . . endlessblaze . . .bluh bluh bluh"
(http://i.imgur.com/43bHSNB.gif)
"Rrrrrrrrr"
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 17, 2015, 12:03:18 am
Post by: 3man75 on May 17, 2015, 12:10:53 am
"That phone seems to be radiating frustration. Let me pick it up before it gets hot in here... Hello, who is this?"
((Not giving up yet! Besides this trial is going nowhere. The Prosecutor can't even make a damn case. Defendant can just be like "well if theirs no charges then I guess you just wasted everyone's time. Enjoy those legal costs.))
"This is Adamska. Are you Badlemon of Australia? Famous lawyer?"
(https://www.google.com/search?q=mgs3+young+ocelot+pictures&newwindow=1&espv=2&biw=1680&bih=925&tbm=isch&imgil=6E9aXbpPNNU9iM%253A%253BdCQrdK_tSOS5WM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fjoshrobbinsblog.wordpress.com%25252F2014%25252F05%25252F27%25252Fmetal-gear-retrospective-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-2004%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=6E9aXbpPNNU9iM%253A%252CdCQrdK_tSOS5WM%252C_&usg=__VbdLK6XSNqKR8s_lZSwP70Jr6-E%3D)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 17, 2015, 12:21:07 am
Post by: 3man75 on May 17, 2015, 12:28:10 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 17, 2015, 12:38:31 am
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 17, 2015, 08:01:47 am
Post by: Tawa on May 17, 2015, 08:07:34 am
"..Is there anyone their willing to take on a international case? I can pay handsomely for services I swear."(http://s1.postimg.org/mt39ynye7/Naruhobo_I_HATE_YOU_MAN.gif)
"Oh, give me that! Ask the federal courts or something!"
(http://s30.postimg.org/a4ibyaroh/Naruhobo_Phone.png)
"Tawa here."
Post by: 3man75 on May 17, 2015, 01:54:28 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 17, 2015, 01:59:19 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 17, 2015, 03:17:56 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 17, 2015, 03:18:42 pm
Also, pls no doubleposting.
Post by: Dampe on May 17, 2015, 03:23:08 pm
's a courtroom.
Also, pls no doubleposting.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7925524
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 17, 2015, 03:25:24 pm
Post by: Adragis on May 17, 2015, 03:26:41 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 17, 2015, 03:50:20 pm
*Pursuit - Cornered starts playing*
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7925574
Post by: Tawa on May 17, 2015, 04:56:55 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 17, 2015, 05:26:14 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 17, 2015, 06:12:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/43bHSNB.gif)
"Hello, who is th-""Are you Badlemon of Australi-"
(http://i.imgur.com/6V8UKvl.gif)
"he died in the last courtroom explosion, you'd want to call-""WHO'S TALKING TO MY EVIL TWIN!?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/B1LLnaV.gif)
"Oh, give me that! Ask the federal courts or something!"
(http://i.imgur.com/WYHAh7r.gif)
"Tawa here."
(http://i.imgur.com/EmWJrtU.gif)
Oh Tawa. Its Lemons. The hells going on?
"Hello, who is th-""Are you Badlemon of Australi-"
(http://i.imgur.com/6V8UKvl.gif)
"he died in the last courtroom explosion, you'd want to call-""WHO'S TALKING TO MY EVIL TWIN!?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/B1LLnaV.gif)
"Oh, give me that! Ask the federal courts or something!"
(http://i.imgur.com/WYHAh7r.gif)
"Tawa here."
(http://i.imgur.com/EmWJrtU.gif)
Oh Tawa. Its Lemons. The hells going on?
*Fun Fact: I actually own that gun. So Im still not being that OP :P*
Post by: Tawa on May 17, 2015, 06:41:55 pm
Spoiler: And since Dampe has instead decided to abruptly be Edgeworth... (click to show/hide)
"Oh, hey, Lemons-- wait a second... where are you calling from?"
(http://s12.postimg.org/q0alwzhe5/badlemons.png[img][img]http://s30.postimg.org/a4ibyaroh/Naruhobo_Phone.png)
"Anyway, nothing much, just some guy going on about an LCS raid or something, your client from last time is playing real life Street Fighter with some guy out in the hallway. You know, usual stuff. Say, you think you could come help Dampe here? He abruptly transformed from Shi-Long Lang into Edgeworth a few seconds ago and now he's alone at the prosecution's bench."
(http://s15.postimg.org/5g1ibfe23/Court_Begins_Dampe_Is_Inexplicably_Edgeworth.png)
(http://s1.postimg.org/db2yyccrz/Phoenix_Hands_On_Desk.gif)
"Now that that ludicrous cross-examination is over and my suit's back from the dry cleaner's, let's get on with it."
(http://s23.postimg.org/exm02wsln/Phoenix_Document.gif)
"You claim you're dropping the charges, but you're also suing everybody for... let's see... malpractice and 84th degree sigtext. You're also charging me with breaking and entering and 12th degree murder, which sounds like an interesting trial, and it's not like it's exactly procedure to abruptly drop... premeditated vehicular deicide, I think? So let's get on with it."
(http://s11.postimg.org/53u8cwhhv/Phoenix_Thinking.gif)
"Oh, and, Mr. Injustice, you should just go. Your services... are no longer needed."
(http://s14.postimg.org/fuc9chpo1/Apollo_Handsondesk.gif)
"Alright, boss."
(http://s13.postimg.org/j61id3rbn/2_BE_KONTINOOD.png)
The pseudojudge presiding over the trial in Blitz's absence declares a recess for a few minutes.
May 17
4:40 EST
Prosecutor's Lobby #12
(http://www.court-records.net/places/DS/courtroomHall.png)4:40 EST
Prosecutor's Lobby #12
...
May 17
4:40 EST
Defense Lobby #12
(http://www.court-records.net/places/DS/courtroomHall.png)4:40 EST
Defense Lobby #12
...
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on May 17, 2015, 06:44:15 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 17, 2015, 06:50:13 pm
poketwo.
This is a thread for settling disputes in an absurd but civilized way that involves insane troll logic and stolen Ace Attorney sprites.
This is not a minimalist RTD.
You're not winning anything by constantly interrupting us with your random bullshit. Nobody thinks it's funny.
Post by: poketwo on May 17, 2015, 06:52:17 pm
THEREFOR, MUSLIM TERRORISTS WILL TRY TO KILL DAMPE.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 17, 2015, 07:07:43 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 17, 2015, 07:19:44 pm
THREAT ELIMINATED.
Post by: Dampe on May 17, 2015, 07:26:47 pm
EVERYONE IS BEING TRIED HERE.(https://tonegauge.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/highly-illogical.jpg)
THEREFOR, MUSLIM TERRORISTS WILL TRY TO KILL DAMPE.
As an aside, most "Islamic" extremists eschew the teachings of Muhammad, but whatever, fine, there are "Muslim" terrorists trying to kill me.
Post by: endlessblaze on May 17, 2015, 07:38:58 pm
(blaze attacks blitz with his sword, default three hit combo! he follows it up by summoning deadly poison flowers around himself!)
((I don't have images for this because those attacks are so hard to isolate from screen shots))
((tawa, would you do the honors?))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 17, 2015, 08:25:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QF0CexD.gif)
"Raids, Street Fighter and Transformation. Got it"
(http://i.imgur.com/IVlQpWE.gif)
"So Im going to need a ride to the count and a new suit and- Eh? One moment please."
(http://i.imgur.com/2Y2OVmS.gif)
*BANG*
(http://i.imgur.com/JIhI3sd.gif)
"And while I can do it my memoirs are still unloading into this new lemon so I may not be of much help."
(http://i.imgur.com/6XZPA6Z.gif)
"You get all that?"
"Raids, Street Fighter and Transformation. Got it"
(http://i.imgur.com/IVlQpWE.gif)
"So Im going to need a ride to the count and a new suit and- Eh? One moment please."
(http://i.imgur.com/2Y2OVmS.gif)
*BANG*
(http://i.imgur.com/JIhI3sd.gif)
"And while I can do it my memoirs are still unloading into this new lemon so I may not be of much help."
(http://i.imgur.com/6XZPA6Z.gif)
"You get all that?"
Edit:
(http://s12.postimg.org/q0alwzhe5/badlemons.png[img][img]http://s30.postimg.org/a4ibyaroh/Naruhobo_Phone.png)
Hehehehe its like playing spot the lemon ^_^
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 18, 2015, 07:23:52 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 18, 2015, 07:53:52 pm
A helicopter is en route to the lemon lawyer.
Post by: Tawa on May 19, 2015, 05:54:34 pm
(http://s11.postimg.org/53u8cwhhv/Phoenix_Thinking.gif)
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 19, 2015, 06:38:09 pm
Everyone's not guilty because if I'm guilty everyone dies... Heh...
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 19, 2015, 10:29:11 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 19, 2015, 10:48:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/w9HrKq4.png)
"What are we being charged with? I've forgotten."
"What are we being charged with? I've forgotten."
Post by: flabort on May 19, 2015, 11:04:45 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 19, 2015, 11:12:11 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 20, 2015, 01:58:04 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mdg6eC1.gif)
"Oh cool meh rides here."
*Ze count room, 2 way radio.*
(http://i.imgur.com/sbcCpjm.gif)
"Hmm lets see I'll get this helmet on. . .There we are . . Test test do you copy? Oh Hey pilot I'll drive."
"Ahhh are you sure that's a good idea."
"Yer yer we'll be fine."
"I have to insist you don't."
". . ."
(http://i49.tinypic.com/20f51tw.jpg)
"Right I'm on my way back. The pilot was feeling some pain in his knees. . .and hands. . . and feet. So his letting me drive hehe."
"Oh cool meh rides here."
*Ze count room, 2 way radio.*
(http://i.imgur.com/sbcCpjm.gif)
"Hmm lets see I'll get this helmet on. . .There we are . . Test test do you copy? Oh Hey pilot I'll drive."
"Ahhh are you sure that's a good idea."
"Yer yer we'll be fine."
"I have to insist you don't."
". . ."
(http://i49.tinypic.com/20f51tw.jpg)
"Right I'm on my way back. The pilot was feeling some pain in his knees. . .and hands. . . and feet. So his letting me drive hehe."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 20, 2015, 02:42:02 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 20, 2015, 03:34:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "Ah but we are all Pathos, and Pathos is most irrevocably guilty. So does that not mean we are all guilty?"
Spoiler: Defendants Only (click to show/hide)
Post by: flabort on May 21, 2015, 02:38:49 am
The sound seems to be coming from inside one of the defendant's suits.
Post by: Dampe on May 21, 2015, 01:50:00 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 21, 2015, 04:23:43 pm
Post by: Dampe on May 21, 2015, 05:36:23 pm
"Your honor, I move to remove this fake Dampe from court, the real one would never do this to us."
MEANWHILE...
(http://www.whereisitlocated.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Sahara-Desert-located1.jpg)
"Where the hell am I?"
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 06:16:28 pm
"You do realize, Mr. Prosecutor Furtuka, that if that were true and we WERE all Pathos, then it would make you equally as guilty of this crime, and all crimes committed by those standing in this court. Including but not limited to arachnicide, citriscide, pokècide, and possibly diecide. Of accidental and premeditated varieties. I mean, look at all these ashes on the courtroom floor from when poor Poketwo got vaporised. Multiple times. Are you saying that it's ALL your fault?!"
The sound seems to be coming from inside one of the defendant's suits.
(http://i.imgur.com/vKnSN2t.gif) "OF COURSE!"
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "And it is also all your fault. And also all Dampe's fault. And also the judge's fault. And also Tawarochir's fault. And also even THE GREAT TOADY ONE'S FAULT! IT IS IN ESSENCE, EVERYONE'S FAULT"
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "DO YOU DENY MY GUILT?!"
Post by: birdy51 on May 21, 2015, 06:21:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hPkOfPn.png)
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 21, 2015, 06:27:03 pm
I reject your Pathos argument, for I am NOT Pathos!!!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 06:30:15 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 21, 2015, 06:35:40 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 21, 2015, 06:52:14 pm
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 21, 2015, 06:55:11 pm
Just because some persons are Pathos does not mean all persons are Pathos, if you wish to continue under your sad little delusion then by all means do so, I will have no part of it. I reiterate my previous argument, everyone is not guilty of the crimes in question, because if I am guilty, I am going to burn the whole world to dust.
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 07:06:16 pm
It's a repeat, but there's no sense in building up a new legend to glorify them. Might as well chalk it up to Pathos and move on.(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "You see, even Toady One accepts it! And that is not enough for you, then I present to ye this. For it is not dictionaries that rule the courts, it is precedence of interpretation! AND SO HERE I GIVE IT TO YOU!"
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 21, 2015, 07:11:48 pm
You don't appear to be listening miserable machine, so I will make this painfully clear before I reduce you and this entire courtroom to background radiation. I. AM. NOT. PATHOS.
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 07:14:02 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 21, 2015, 07:18:50 pm
((There's a TV Trope called Insane Troll Logic, look it up.))
Post by: NullForceOmega on May 21, 2015, 07:19:36 pm
Right, that's it.
https://youtu.be/qRE3DXErp14
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 08:17:08 pm
"You are Pathos, therefore you don't exist, thus you haven't been talking to us, therefore this never happened."
((There's a TV Trope called Insane Troll Logic, look it up.))
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "Incorrect, for Pathos is not nothingness, he is everybody, including me and you. If that was enough to make non-existence then therefore this case would have no basis to even start as there would be nobody to execute the trial, nor to make the initial accusal in the first place, let alone create a court system. Feel free to argue this but I believe you will find it difficult when your very argument contradicts itself by being spoken."
((You say that as if I hadn't read it many times over years ago.))
(http://i.imgur.com/ZcAzSelm.jpg)
Right, that's it.
https://youtu.be/qRE3DXErp14
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "I'm not cleaning that up. And isn't blowing up the courtroom a criminal act?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 21, 2015, 08:20:50 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 08:22:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "..."
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "...alright, alright, who's there?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 21, 2015, 08:24:31 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 08:28:14 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 21, 2015, 08:59:10 pm
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif) "This evidence... will be your undoing."It's a repeat, but there's no sense in building up a new legend to glorify them. Might as well chalk it up to Pathos and move on.(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "You see, even Toady One accepts it! And that is not enough for you, then I present to ye this. For it is not dictionaries that rule the courts, it is precedence of interpretation! AND SO HERE I GIVE IT TO YOU!"
(http://s22.postimg.org/gmna5rl8x/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking_Reverse.gif) "Your honor! I motion that we put the current trial on hold until the prosecutor returns, in order to address the urgent question of Pathos!"
May 21
8:55 PM EST
Courtroom #12
(http://s14.postimg.org/ek1o67enl/Phoenix_Vs_Furtuka.png)
8:55 PM EST
Courtroom #12
(http://s14.postimg.org/ek1o67enl/Phoenix_Vs_Furtuka.png)
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 21, 2015, 10:15:02 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 21, 2015, 10:18:08 pm
((Can someone please re-upload tawa's last image to somewhere like imgur so I can get it to make an image. (Im on a school computer and the hosting site tawa use's is blocked) ((Im also guessing the image is one of his custom court room images.))Thanks.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 21, 2015, 10:44:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/MTJ8RfL.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/sbcCpjm.gif)
"Im back. Don't worry Urist your brothers fine. Imma go use the restroom and suit up."
((I may be gone for a few days. Sorry. And I don't know if I'll be able to post again today.))
(http://i.imgur.com/sbcCpjm.gif)
"Im back. Don't worry Urist your brothers fine. Imma go use the restroom and suit up."
((I may be gone for a few days. Sorry. And I don't know if I'll be able to post again today.))
Post by: Dampe on May 22, 2015, 08:03:52 am
A lone rider approaches from the far dunes.
(http://i.imgur.com/hPkOfPn.png)
"Uhh, friend, I think."
Post by: Tawa on May 24, 2015, 07:45:52 pm
"Hello? Anybody? The trial?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 24, 2015, 08:19:04 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on May 24, 2015, 08:47:39 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on May 25, 2015, 09:14:11 am
(http://s21.postimg.org/4oaexw97r/Phoenix_Deskslam.gif)"Didn't you notice? It expired yesterday! You were supposed to buy the full version."
"Hello? Anybody? The trial?"
Post by: Dampe on May 25, 2015, 11:17:32 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 25, 2015, 11:23:26 am
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 11:25:28 am
"Will somebody go get the TARDIS in my storage closet? It's about time we take a trip to the future and see what happens if the Pathos argument wins."
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "DAMMIT!"
Post by: Dampe on May 25, 2015, 11:29:47 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 25, 2015, 01:16:12 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 25, 2015, 01:41:17 pm
"There are benefits to time travel. Now, who wants to take a ride to the future?"
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2015, 01:49:52 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 25, 2015, 01:55:27 pm
"Be my guest."
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2015, 02:18:38 pm
Post by: anailater on May 25, 2015, 03:33:59 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 25, 2015, 03:36:41 pm
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 04:17:30 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2015, 04:26:00 pm
"So, Mr. Furtuka. Your claim is that everybody is simultaneously this "Pathos", yes? And that, by extension, anything that Pathos is guilty of, everybody else is guilty of as well, correct?"
endlessblaze attacks!
BlitzDungeoneer counterattacks!
(http://s21.postimg.org/5vqf4z0w7/FIGHT_ROUND1.gif)
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 04:38:54 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 25, 2015, 04:54:57 pm
The TARDIS fades away taking two people and Fallacy with it.
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2015, 05:23:31 pm
(http://s3.postimg.org/naqovj34z/Phoenix_OBJECTION.gif)(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/log%20book.png)
"Your own quotes disagree with you!"
(http://s23.postimg.org/exm02wsln/Phoenix_Document.gif)
"In particular, this quote (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=134628.msg4860467#msg4860467) and this quote (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=48718.msg5408744#msg5408744) both have a distinguishing factor. In them, different people are seen to be different from Pathos. In the first quote, MetalSlimeHunt and MaximumZero are nominated for a giveaway, independantly from Pathos. In the second quote, the poster indicates their ability to distinguish MaximumZero from Pathos."
(http://s8.postimg.org/bi3ebytxh/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"If this evidence is to be believed..."
(http://s17.postimg.org/7lb1mwjpr/Phoenix_Cut_In.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/PW1/06%20-%20Phoenix%20Wright%20~%20Objection!%202001.mp3)
"It is entirely possible to be distinct from Pathos!"
Post by: Dampe on May 25, 2015, 05:51:45 pm
"You're in need of transport in the middle of a desert? Don't worry, Crazy Hassan will come and sell you a camel soon. I'll keep it in mind there might be another of you. Anything else?"
"Uhh, he stole the books I had on law before torching my laboratory. He left a note among the ashes about 'going to sue everybody.'"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 25, 2015, 06:23:49 pm
*Meanwhile*
(http://i.imgur.com/WB1d3uZ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/WB1d3uZ.gif)
((P.s Im on school computers so I can't see most image's :( ))
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 06:37:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "The second quote, does not in fact recognize Pathos as a separate entity from Maximum Zero, as it mentions him in a completely separate statement from the part of the post which speaks of Patho's omnipresence!
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "Secondly, when nominating we merely nominate minor aspects of we Pathos, for it is no fun to simply to give to our-self in a normal fashion, since as Miauw states, that would simply be giving to everyone at once, which is Pathos, and that post does not specifically make a reference to anyone as being a separate entity from Pathos! And as a side note, it i well known that Maximum Zero and Metal Slime Hunt are the same entity, with MZ being the time traveling future self of MSH. However this does not exempt them from being Pathos!."
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2015, 07:16:46 pm
"Well, you've got me there, I guess..."
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"Hold on a sec... I've got it!"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-takethat.gif) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/Phoenix%20-%20takethat.mp3)
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"Have a look at this (http://i.imgur.com/tv1uh.jpg) image! Do you see anything odd about it?"
(http://s14.postimg.org/3kx56l81d/Pathos_Image_Indicator.png)
(http://s8.postimg.org/bi3ebytxh/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"According to this image, submitted by the prosecution..."
(http://s17.postimg.org/7lb1mwjpr/Phoenix_Cut_In.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/PW1/08%20-%20Investigation%20~%20Cornered.mp3)
"Only one person is Pathos!"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2015, 07:22:25 pm
THIS SEEMS LIKE AN EDITED PICTURE OF Monty Python's Life of Brian!!!! WHERE IS THE SOURCE OF THE PICTURE YOU GOT!!!!
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 25, 2015, 07:35:23 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Bloody Computers blocking tawa's upload site :I))
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 07:52:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "You get ahead of yourself Mr. Wright. The answer to the question of that image is of course, that they all are Pathos. For you see, it is a reference to a scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian, in which all of the crucified people claim to be Brian, which was in itself a reference to the famous "I AM SPARTACUS" scene from the movie Spartacus, in which all the slaves proclaim themselves to be Spartacus."
Post by: flabort on May 25, 2015, 07:56:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 25, 2015, 08:21:41 pm
"Are Spartacus and Brian also Pathos, according to your theory?"EVERYONE IS Pathos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2015, 08:41:28 pm
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/a/a4/NotSoFast!.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20110418143639)(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-holdit.gif) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/Phoenix%20-%20Hold%20it.mp3)
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "You get ahead of yourself Mr. Wright. The answer to the question of that image is of course, that they all are Pathos. For you see, it is a reference to a scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian, in which all of the crucified people claim to be Brian, which was in itself a reference to the famous "I AM SPARTACUS" scene from the movie Spartacus, in which all the slaves proclaim themselves to be Spartacus."
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"Ah, but there is a problem with that. How many of the men were actually Brian? They can say they're Brian, but are they actually Brian?"
Post by: endlessblaze on May 25, 2015, 08:56:23 pm
the golden sword of spring growth vanishes form endless hand! endlessblaze throws a fireball at blitz!
Post by: Furtuka on May 25, 2015, 09:46:37 pm
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/e/eb/Have_a_Look.png/revision/latest?cb=20140421233031)
(http://i.imgur.com/tv1uh.jpg)Jifodus is merely the Prime Aspect of the Lurker. And the Lurker is but one face of Pathos.But listeners of the forum, or of Jifodus?hooray! 3 sigs! including one by a guy that virtually never comes here and I can't remember the name of!Oi, Lurkers are the best amongst us all, true listeners
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "As you can see from the original quote, the ongoing conversation itself had a reference to the many faces of Pathos. The actual original source of the image was only relevant due to all being Pathos, and therefore all being able to say "I am Pathos", hence was the joke. While only one of the men was the true Brian, all of us are Pathos, and so we can still call ourselves Pathos if asked, since we are all him."
Post by: Tawa on May 25, 2015, 10:01:30 pm
(http://s8.postimg.org/bi3ebytxh/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"The statement in the context that led to Pathos states that Jifodus is a face of Pathos. Who's to say that Pathos isn't, say, a shapeshifter, who is simultaneously Jifodus and many others? This corroborates the evidence that states that Pathos is one person, unlike the prosecution's statement that Pathos is everybody!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 26, 2015, 09:39:51 am
"Gentlemen, dire news! I have received information that the Dampe that sued everyone may or may not have been an evil clone! And we all know how the law goes about evil clones. This court session cannot proceed until the person claiming to be the original Dampe arrives here, we confirm his identity and, should he truly be him, whether or not he keeps pushing charges."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 27, 2015, 02:57:55 am
*Meanwhile*
(http://i.imgur.com/iv1dGHJ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/iv1dGHJ.gif)
((I give you my first real try at a .gif))
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 27, 2015, 02:28:06 pm
Post by: anailater on May 27, 2015, 06:27:12 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 27, 2015, 07:03:12 pm
ANYWAYS, TIME TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!
Post by: Tawa on May 27, 2015, 07:42:50 pm
"Well, Mr. Furtuka? Do you dispute my point?!"
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"Wonderful to see you, Mr. Lemons."
Post by: Furtuka on May 27, 2015, 07:46:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 27, 2015, 08:47:14 pm
"I... I guess you're right that the Lurker is a face of Pathos..."
(http://s15.postimg.org/iq3q0sre3/Phoenix_Oh_Noes.gif)
"No! Your argument is right... I'm stuck!"
(http://s11.postimg.org/53u8cwhhv/Phoenix_Thinking.gif)
"But wait..."
(http://s24.postimg.org/gilnk2839/Phoenix_Confident.gif)
"That's it...!"
(http://s8.postimg.org/bi3ebytxh/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"Your evidence... is all precedence. It is a legend spread throughout the forum. Your one piece of true, hard evidence, from the law of the land, from Toady..."
(http://s17.postimg.org/7lb1mwjpr/Phoenix_Cut_In.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/PW1/11%20-%20Investigation%20~%20Cornered%20(Variation).mp3)
"Doesn't even help your point!"
(http://s23.postimg.org/exm02wsln/Phoenix_Document.gif)
"Let's take a look at the chronology of quotes before Toady's post."
Spoiler: Evidence: Context of Toady's Pathos Statement (click to show/hide)
"Notice anything?"
(http://s8.postimg.org/bi3ebytxh/Phoenix_Pointing_Talking.gif)
"That's right! Toady doesn't actually even make a statement about Pathos's omnipresence! He tells the viewers of the incident to 'chalk it up to Pathos and move on' and warns them to not 'build up a new legend to glorify [the ban-dodger]'. It doesn't say that forum law acknowledges Pathos as omnipresent at all--if anything, it shows the moderation's skepticism on the subject of forumite-based legends!"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 27, 2015, 09:41:30 pm
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/4db5/f/2015/116/c/7/suit2_by_badlemonsxi-d8r7bu6.gif)
"Good to be back."
"I'll just sit over here until I figure out whats going on."
"Good to be back."
"I'll just sit over here until I figure out whats going on."
Post by: Dampe on May 30, 2015, 04:42:56 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on May 30, 2015, 04:47:10 pm
"Well. I think I know what we can charge the robot with."
The TARDIS fades back into the courtroom.
"Furtuka, I charge you with causing a zombie apocalypse!"
Post by: poketwo on May 30, 2015, 05:24:07 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 30, 2015, 06:50:58 pm
*To Dampe*
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"You as lost as I am I see. . . Let me guess your the real one?"
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"You as lost as I am I see. . . Let me guess your the real one?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 31, 2015, 12:18:04 am
Post by: Dampe on May 31, 2015, 12:07:53 pm
*To Dampe*
(http://orig15.deviantart.net/8504/f/2015/116/0/5/suit4_by_badlemonsxi-d8r87eb.gif)
"You as lost as I am I see. . . Let me guess your the real one?"
"Yeah. In retrospect, cloning myself a was a bad idea."
Post by: TalonisWolf on May 31, 2015, 10:33:57 pm
Yes, I admit that poketwo should consider toning it down by 11 or so.
As per the current case, Dampe's case should have been tossed out of court- if he sues everyone, that includes himself. Cases in which one sues theirselves are generally seen as pointless since either way, the one sueing wins and only wastes the courts time.
Here is one precedent from our very own reality. (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/04/the-man-who-sued-himself.html)
Post by: Dampe on June 01, 2015, 08:22:46 am
As per the current case, Dampe's case should have been tossed out of court- if he sues everyone, that includes himself. Cases in which one sues theirselves are generally seen as pointless since either way, the one sueing wins and only wastes the courts time.
Here is one precedent from our very own reality. (http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/04/the-man-who-sued-himself.html)
Well, that and the fact that Dampe #2 is an evil lawyer clone of myself, with whom we have no choice but to do legal battle with in the courtroom.
Post by: Vgray on June 02, 2015, 09:44:52 pm
Post by: NullForceOmega on June 02, 2015, 10:09:55 pm
*picks up the phone* Id's extermination service, Demon of Elru speaking, what size of pest can I remove for you today?
Post by: Vgray on June 02, 2015, 10:15:18 pm
"So this isn't the number for the Office of Displaced Deities?"
Post by: NullForceOmega on June 02, 2015, 10:18:51 pm
Well, it was, but then I decided to clean house, so now it's just a crematorium.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 03, 2015, 06:47:36 am
Post by: poketwo on June 03, 2015, 06:32:44 pm
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on June 03, 2015, 06:39:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 03, 2015, 06:47:53 pm
-Dampe sued everybody for sigtext and malpractice and charged me with premeditated vehicular deicide.
-Furtuka and I began a debate on whether Pathos having a sigtext would make everybody liable for sigtext, to which he has yet to respond.
-Blitz and Endlessblaze are playing Street Fighter in the hallway outside the defendants' lobbies.
-The reincarnated Lemons, who was originally destroyed in the courtroom bombing, was dropped off here via airlift.
-Dampe escaped the author of Don Quixote, who accosted him in the desert, and arrived here to do battle with his evil prosecutor clone or something.
-I'm pretty sure the sprite I've used for you has been standing next to the sprite I've used for me, which has changed from Godot to Phoenix as a result of my abrupt change in profession, the entire time.
Post by: Vgray on June 03, 2015, 06:56:07 pm
"Please don't mind me. I'm just here for the show."
Post by: endlessblaze on June 03, 2015, 08:25:02 pm
To summarize.
-Dampe sued everybody for sigtext and malpractice and charged me with premeditated vehicular deicide.
-Furtuka and I began a debate on whether Pathos having a sigtext would make everybody liable for sigtext, to which he has yet to respond.
-Blitz and Endlessblaze are playing Street Fighter in the hallway outside the defendants' lobbies.
-The reincarnated Lemons, who was originally destroyed in the courtroom bombing, was dropped off here via airlift.
-Dampe escaped the author of Don Quixote, who accosted him in the desert, and arrived here to do battle with his evil prosecutor clone or something.
-I'm pretty sure the sprite I've used for you has been standing next to the sprite I've used for me, which has changed from Godot to Phoenix as a result of my abrupt change in profession, the entire time.
((speaking of.....BLITZ POST AN ACTION SO I CAN INCENRATE YOU!))
Post by: Dampe on June 05, 2015, 11:10:37 am
I have no idea what's happening anymore
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 05, 2015, 11:36:36 am
Post by: Tawa on June 05, 2015, 05:56:14 pm
"Your silence says everything, Mr. Furtuka. I'm going to go over to the courtroom Dampe's at."
June 5th
6:40 PM EST
Courtroom #42
All rise, court is now in session. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPsqFhdeD4)
(http://s13.postimg.org/kj66bh2gn/Court_Begins_RESUME.gif)
(http://s10.postimg.org/hgh7lwfe1/DD_Phoenix_Talking.gif)
"Shall we begin, Mr. Dampe?"
6:40 PM EST
Courtroom #42
All rise, court is now in session. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPsqFhdeD4)
(http://s13.postimg.org/kj66bh2gn/Court_Begins_RESUME.gif)
(http://s10.postimg.org/hgh7lwfe1/DD_Phoenix_Talking.gif)
"Shall we begin, Mr. Dampe?"
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2015, 02:56:10 pm
"Um... The prosecution hasn't been here in five days... can someone stand in for him?"
[ARGH ACE ATTORNEY WIKI WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE QUALITY SCANS]
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2015, 03:00:44 pm
Blitz somehow appears in the courtroom again.
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2015, 03:57:16 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/FSi3oL8.gif)
"Alright, good. Now let's look at the charges. Everybody is being sued for 84th degree sigtext and charged with malpractice. I'm being charged with premeditated vehicular deicide. These are the correct charges, yes?"
Spoiler: Court Record (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2015, 04:03:51 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2015, 05:02:02 pm
"Well, I think it's been adequately demonstrated that the belief that everybody is Pathos is not admissible as evidence in a court of law, and that therefore the belief that everybody is Pathos can't protect your claim from one person not having a sig. So let's move onto the malpractice claim."
(http://i.imgur.com/e3vCZmv.gif)
"I take it you have our best friend..."
(http://i.imgur.com/JfXmwpA.gif)
"EVIDENCE?" (http://66.90.91.26/ost/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-dual-destinies-original-soundtrack/wfrsrrddae/1-05-logic-trinity.mp3)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2015, 06:05:56 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2015, 06:10:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2015, 07:22:52 pm
"No idea. If Dampe had any he certainly didn't give it to me, for obvious reasons."(http://i.imgur.com/7jyOnNI.gif)
"Um... right."
(http://i.imgur.com/c0PSgcS.gif)
"Well, erm, if you don't have any evidence, you can't convict me for premeditate vehicular deicide, right? It's not like you'd want to get back at me for anything... right?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 11, 2015, 08:12:15 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gTqqMP4.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Y'all in my court room now."
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Y'all in my court room now."
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2015, 08:39:24 pm
"HOLY--"
(http://i.imgur.com/7jyOnNI.gif)
"I never saw this in--"
(http://i.imgur.com/aHDG60M.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7jyOnNI.gif)
"Oh."
(http://i.imgur.com/c0PSgcS.gif)
"That was... misdemeanor assault, right? Not felony assault? Or murder? Please say misdemeanor."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 11, 2015, 09:36:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/pCCcXMa.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Please continue with the trail."
(http://i.imgur.com/bk2fzi4.gif)
"Because if you don't."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"It might be bad for you health."
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Please continue with the trail."
(http://i.imgur.com/bk2fzi4.gif)
"Because if you don't."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"It might be bad for you health."
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2015, 10:03:49 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 11, 2015, 11:13:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0p9cMxH.gif)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 12, 2015, 03:01:12 am
Post by: birdy51 on June 12, 2015, 05:33:39 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 12, 2015, 06:11:56 am
((...you're getting really good at this, Lemons. Good job!))^_^ Thank you for saying that!
((I like this judge. No contempt of court. Just justice.))Ahahahahahah. . .yer
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2015, 06:53:59 am
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2015, 07:04:54 am
Fallacy fires his own big guns: Cascade Wave Motion Incineration Cannon Redux Serenade! Target: the Scyther.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 12, 2015, 07:55:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/VTQUyiA.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/7sAj7gh.png)
"Please Urist hold off firing your weapon. I will not have my room,"
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6LJdF.png)
"Trashed within the first day. Or I'll get angry."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"And on one will like that."
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"And now back to the trail. Before I hold you all in contempt of court. And call a re-trail."
(http://i.imgur.com/7sAj7gh.png)
"Please Urist hold off firing your weapon. I will not have my room,"
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6LJdF.png)
"Trashed within the first day. Or I'll get angry."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"And on one will like that."
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"And now back to the trail. Before I hold you all in contempt of court. And call a re-trail."
((Yer no gifs they take longer and are harder to do on gimp plus I'm tired and going to bed.))
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2015, 08:26:19 am
Post by: Dampe on June 12, 2015, 07:43:59 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2015, 07:45:02 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 12, 2015, 09:06:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3RkTYIP.png)
"Mr. Dampe please don't objecte to Mr. Urist coming to his senses and not committing a act of violence"
((Unless stated otherwise objections will be taken as objecting to the post above yours.))
(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
"Mr. Poke Im going to ask you again to please calm down or my friend behind you will have to muzzle you."
(http://i.imgur.com/XfxB5Qc.png)
((Also Dampe your avatar seems to be broken so I can't try and add it.))
"Mr. Dampe please don't objecte to Mr. Urist coming to his senses and not committing a act of violence"
((Unless stated otherwise objections will be taken as objecting to the post above yours.))
(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
"Mr. Poke Im going to ask you again to please calm down or my friend behind you will have to muzzle you."
(http://i.imgur.com/XfxB5Qc.png)
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2015, 10:10:46 pm
*FIRES LASERS AT THE MUZZLE LEMON*
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 13, 2015, 01:00:00 am
"OH YEAH!!!!"
*FIRES LASERS AT THE MUZZLE LEMON*
Upon seeing the Scyther about to perform the action, Zanzetkuken sends out a wave of aural force that negates the attempted strike as it is born. This disrupts all light within the courtroom for a few seconds as well. As the light returns, the dragon speaks:
(http://i.imgur.com/CEnsmmh.png) "I would rather have tensions lessen than escalate."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 13, 2015, 02:54:15 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3RkTYIP.png)
"Thank you for your concern Mr. Zanzetkuken but there was nothing to worry about he can't really shoot lasers out of his head it was only the lasers dots from my snipers. Oh and I hope the shrinking technology use on you is not to discomforting "
(http://i.imgur.com/pnxdiII.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
"It seems Mr. Poke has found a new friend. How nice.
(http://i.imgur.com/oYVwpm5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SSJlIw4.png)
"Mr. Tawa we are waiting"
"Thank you for your concern Mr. Zanzetkuken but there was nothing to worry about he can't really shoot lasers out of his head it was only the lasers dots from my snipers. Oh and I hope the shrinking technology use on you is not to discomforting "
(http://i.imgur.com/pnxdiII.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
"It seems Mr. Poke has found a new friend. How nice.
(http://i.imgur.com/oYVwpm5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SSJlIw4.png)
"Mr. Tawa we are waiting"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 13, 2015, 02:58:04 am
Post by: flabort on June 13, 2015, 03:01:12 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 13, 2015, 03:06:24 am
((...you are seriously amazing Lemons. Teach me all your secrets!))
((holy crap that is amazing))((^_^ Thank you for your kind word. They give my fuel to do more. As for meh secrets. Its playing around with photo manipulation software on a casual basis for about 6 years ^_^ And I still consider my self not good enough.))
Post by: Tawa on June 13, 2015, 01:17:00 pm
"Right! I don't see any evidence! I guess that means I'll be acquitted on lack of evidence, right? Right, your honor?"
(http://i.imgur.com/FSi3oL8.gif)
"Wait, let me get this straight... we have lemon government agents, a pink puffball prosecutor, a couple of dragons, a Pokémon, and Thing's (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_(The_Addams_Family)) skeletal cousin who is about to sue somebody for something."
(http://i.imgur.com/sHBayEr.gif)
"This is madness, on machines protected by SPARDA!"
Post by: Dampe on June 14, 2015, 03:44:23 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 14, 2015, 05:40:18 pm
"Right! I don't see any evidence! I guess that means I'll be acquitted on lack of evidence, right? Right, your honor?"(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
. . . . That seems to be the case.
(http://i.imgur.com/SSJlIw4.png)
"Due to a lack of evidence, Poor execution, multiple contempt's of court and a insane Pokemon. I'm declaring this trail over. Thank you all for you time."
"I have some unfinished business with Dampe #2"(http://i.imgur.com/7sAj7gh.png)
"We have already taken your clone for testing. We are going to insist you stay for questioning."
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6LJdF.png)
"Oh and Mr. Poke your free to go. Im sure you will not misbehave again."
Post by: NJW2000 on June 14, 2015, 05:46:14 pm
*Cameras flash among the parapazzi*
*Businessmen and investors make hurried phonecalls, while serious men with their hands in their pockets stand by*
*Aids motion for quiet among the audience, and are ignored by the seething hubbub*
*All present can feel the impact of the decisions taken here travel round the globe beneath our feet*
Post by: poketwo on June 14, 2015, 06:09:59 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 14, 2015, 06:19:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/anGNGth.png)
"And that important thing is?"
"And that important thing is?"
Post by: poketwo on June 14, 2015, 07:22:18 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 14, 2015, 07:30:59 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 14, 2015, 07:50:22 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 15, 2015, 07:57:39 pm
"Where did they go agian. . . In here?"
(http://i.imgur.com/t1Kq71S.gif)
"NOPE NOPE NOPE"
(http://i.imgur.com/t1Kq71S.gif)
"NOPE NOPE NOPE"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 15, 2015, 08:44:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png)
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Post by: poketwo on June 15, 2015, 09:55:12 pm
Post by: flabort on June 15, 2015, 10:39:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/U4vIncY.png)
I'm just going to go and skip over to the conclusion of this case so we can get mine started.
(Nope gif is very funny, very well made)
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 16, 2015, 10:31:34 am
"Ah... physical form at last."
((Thank you.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 16, 2015, 01:24:06 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on June 16, 2015, 01:28:46 pm
*After a few seconds, the jury gets the joke, and guffaws almost simultaneously*
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 16, 2015, 01:43:54 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on June 16, 2015, 01:52:31 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 16, 2015, 02:17:50 pm
Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 16, 2015, 08:13:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"No, no cloning. His just from the same tree. Most of my brothers seem to call me. 'That scary fucker.' And avoid me."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"I wonder why."
"No, no cloning. His just from the same tree. Most of my brothers seem to call me. 'That scary fucker.' And avoid me."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"I wonder why."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 16, 2015, 08:15:16 pm
"... so what's on the agenda? And who do I shoot?"
Post by: poketwo on June 16, 2015, 08:37:41 pm
*SCYTHER ASSASSINS SWOOP FROM THE ROOF AFTER MURDERING THE SNIPERS AND SURROUND THE JUDGE LEMON*
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 16, 2015, 08:44:42 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 16, 2015, 08:47:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 16, 2015, 09:10:51 pm
Aha! I sue BadLemons for copying my clones-via-timetravel technique. That's MY intellectual property as the first being to explore every inch of the multiverse!(http://i.imgur.com/cmoQFLZ.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/U4vIncY.png)
I'm just going to go and skip over to the conclusion of this case so we can get mine started.
(Nope gif is very funny, very well made)
SOME TIME LATER
"Due to a lack of evidence, Poor execution, multiple contempt's of court and a insane Pokemon. I'm declaring this trail over. Thank you all for you time."(http://i.imgur.com/zR9HDa3.gif)
"Right! I'll be taking the defense on this one."
(http://i.imgur.com/yi6mN9Z.gif)
"NO DAMMIT MY AWESOME PHYSICAL DEPTH"
(http://i.imgur.com/KTaSp7L.gif)
"Well, anyway. Before the new trial begins, there's something I want to investigate..."
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "The Lemon Killed the Judge!!!"(http://i.imgur.com/KTaSp7L.gif)
"I can defend him for that too! Totally. Except since that's a criminal case it'll have to be a different trial, but who's keeping track, right?"
Post by: poketwo on June 16, 2015, 09:52:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 16, 2015, 10:01:35 pm
"I was actually about to investigate that."
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/4/41/Witches%27_Court.png/revision/latest?cb=20140429205930)
(http://s15.postimg.org/dfyr9i757/Phoenix_Oh_Crap.gif) "HOLY SH-- low-res medieval courtrooms."
(http://s18.postimg.org/wg95dsx09/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif) "Let's not go there."
Post by: poketwo on June 16, 2015, 10:06:54 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 16, 2015, 10:53:54 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 17, 2015, 12:15:46 am
((Ding Dong the lemons is lost. Whats going on now?))TARDIS INVESTIGATION.
CULPRIT WILL HELP WITH YOUR IMAGE EDITING!!!!!!
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 17, 2015, 12:42:16 am
Tardis Investigation.((Right well if we are doing that Imma go look into how investigation is done in AA.))
Culprit will help with your image editing!
((Also remind my why you have to use caps again? It feels like your yelling at me :-\.))
Post by: flabort on June 17, 2015, 12:49:01 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Edit: Can't get last image to shrink via forum code, so spoilered))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 17, 2015, 01:18:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LEuKe5X.png)
((flabort your in there next to poke. But now it is dark so your hard it see also because your in pokes shadow.))
Post by: endlessblaze on June 17, 2015, 06:37:13 am
"now what?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 17, 2015, 06:51:02 am
"Aliens, lemons, assassins, and my TARDIS has the core stolen. Dangit."
Post by: endlessblaze on June 17, 2015, 06:51:52 am
"alright then"
Post by: Tawa on June 17, 2015, 07:32:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "Do you notice something missing from the middle?"(http://i.imgur.com/KTaSp7L.gif)
"If you're talking about the witness stand, that's the giant desk thing behind where the witness stand is in here."
(http://i.imgur.com/PByHzHT.gif)Tardis Investigation.((Right well if we are doing that Imma go look into how investigation is done in AA.))
Culprit will help with your image editing!
((Also remind my why you have to use caps again? It feels like your yelling at me :-\.))
"Alright, here's how it goes down."
(http://www.court-records.net/places/DS/phoenixoffice.png)
"So, you go to the place you want to investigate, like this."
(http://i.imgur.com/WucoRno.gif)
"Sometimes you find people there, who you talk to."
"Hi, pal."
(http://i.imgur.com/OvXZ5lk.png)
"Then you investigate things in the background."
(http://s9.postimg.org/vmyh1nw73/Phoenix_NO.gif)
"But there's no way I'm going in that thing. That medieval court is just too low-res for the likes of me, even though it would hypothetically have kickass background music."
(http://s8.postimg.org/yglvhqxyd/Courtroom_With_DOCTOR_WHO.png)
"I say we just send it to, I dunno, some sort of bizarre parallel universe where it's clearly the 2000s but everybody dresses like it's the 1890s."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 17, 2015, 04:49:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"I don't think we can use it? That's the point of the investigation, its that someone has stolen the core in this time and space so there still here in this time zone."
"I don't think we can use it? That's the point of the investigation, its that someone has stolen the core in this time and space so there still here in this time zone."
Post by: Tawa on June 17, 2015, 05:28:32 pm
"Oh! Right! Uh, it's back now. Totally back. How do you think I found a a low-resolution medieval court? Hahaha."
Post by: poketwo on June 17, 2015, 05:45:44 pm
"NO IT IS NOT! THE INTERIOR IS SIMPLY A MEDIEVAL COURT ROOM!!!!!
AND IS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CENTER!"
Post by: endlessblaze on June 17, 2015, 09:58:45 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 17, 2015, 10:35:58 pm
((Information lemons needs to not be confused again.
* Whats with the medieval court.
* Who's tardis is its again?
* The tardis don't work right?
* Who's making the story, taking lead, giving other players information they need.
If the answer is in caps I'm going to snap.))
Post by: poketwo on June 17, 2015, 10:54:27 pm
Post by: Person on June 18, 2015, 12:32:19 am
"This is the court stenographer speaking. For the purpose of reducing confusion, I've compiled a list of statements in regards to the Tardis."
*SUDDENLY AN RED AND WHITE BLUR GOES IN AND OUT OF THE TARDIS*
"As we can see here, Poketwo has witnessed something or someone enter the Tardis and leave. This was evidently done very quickly. The color of the blur they saw could be important to this case."
"WELL..... A PERSON SNUCK INTO THE TARDIS. Y'ALL SHOULD SEE WHAT WAS STOLEN FOR YOURSELVES...."
"Evidently, someone snuck into the Tardis and stole something."
"Oh dear. Please not the Vortex Manipulator."
"NO, IT WAS FAR BIGGER AND FROM THE SOUNDS OF IT WAS MAKING QUITE A MESS OF IT. UNLESS YOU MEAN THE KIND NOT USED BY HAND."
"Apparently what was stolen was NOT the Vortex Manipulator, and there was a notable amount of mess created inside the Tardis. Either the thing that was stolen was quite large, or the thief them self was large. I can't seem to tell which. Clarification would be helpful."
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "Do you notice something missing from the middle?"
"Here, Poketwo claims that something is missing from the middle of the courtroom located within the Tardis. The question is, what is missing?"
* A BOMING VOICE IS HEARD FROM THE HEVENS*
"NO IT IS NOT! THE INTERIOR IS SIMPLY A MEDIEVAL COURT ROOM!!!!!
AND IS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CENTER!"
"To sum things up, for some reason, the interior of the Tardis is configured as a Medieval court room at the moment. In addition, something is missing from the middle of the courtroom that is located inside the Tardis. Whatever is missing is require in order for the Tardis to function. As such, the Tardis is currently inoperable. In order to determine the perpetrator, someone will need to investigate the interior of the Tardis. With such a speedy crime, there's bound to be a few clues left behind. In addition, Poketwo should probably be cross examined at some point, in order to get a more complete testimony. Poketwo is currently our sole witness in regards to this case. Whoever is guilty of this could face charges of trespassing, thievery, and vandalism, at the least."
(That good? Stenographers probably don't usually make statements, but this is an Ace Attorney style courtroom anyway. We've got a lemon as a judge, and a sapient Scyther giving testimony.)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 18, 2015, 01:05:35 am
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"You get a pay rise."
Post by: Tawa on June 18, 2015, 11:11:24 am
"Alright. We need to investigate."
(http://s18.postimg.org/wg95dsx09/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Although... I'm not sure I should be involved... I mean, I am kind of known for taking everything that looks like evidence..."
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 11:15:48 am
Post by: Tawa on June 18, 2015, 11:24:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/MorfaxW.gif) (http://downloads.khinsider.com/game-soundtracks/album/professor-layton-and-the-curious-village/01-theme-of-professor-layton.mp3)
"I believe I have that covered."
(http://s18.postimg.org/wg95dsx09/Phoenix_Sweating_Talking.gif)
"Oh, brother."
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 12:01:19 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2015, 12:04:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "No layton, this does not involve puzzle solving.""You don't know that. After all, everything is a puzzle."
Post by: Dampe on June 18, 2015, 12:09:07 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 18, 2015, 12:40:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "No layton, this does not involve puzzle solving."(http://i.imgur.com/syxdADS.gif)
"Yes, but, as everyone knows, I, professor Hershel Layton, am an expy of Sherlock Holmes, the most famous investigator in the world."
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 12:48:11 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 18, 2015, 05:31:44 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"I to will be staying behind as this is not my field of work. I have called one of my brothers to assist, he should be here shortly."
"I to will be staying behind as this is not my field of work. I have called one of my brothers to assist, he should be here shortly."
((This going to be minimalist or we only going to allow a set number of investigators?))
Edit:
((Pssst, Tawa. The tread name. tis out of date.))
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 05:49:58 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 18, 2015, 06:03:31 pm
((This going to be minimalist or we only going to allow a set number of investigators?))(http://i.imgur.com/MorfaxW.gif)
"This should not take much time at all. Do whatever you like."
(http://i.imgur.com/syxdADS.gif)
"Now then! Let's investigate the interior of the TARDIS, shall we?"
((Lemons? I think we're going to need you to do this. As in, write this case.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 18, 2015, 06:22:59 pm
((Lemons? I think we're going to need you to do this. As in, write this case.))((Right'o I'll probably be getting help off poke seeing as his already implied he has the story for it. But I well be taking some control of it, It'll mean I'll get images up alot faster if I don't have to wait to be told whats in needs to be in the image. I got school today but I should be able to get this running today(Australia time).))
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 06:43:02 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 18, 2015, 07:16:12 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 18, 2015, 09:20:31 pm
((Worship me for I am a fucking god.) But no getting the angles on this was really hard.)
Once entering th- OH god the res, What ever happened here messed with the pixels in here. You can't see well.
(http://i.imgur.com/GRMFKP3.png)
Well get working.
(http://i.imgur.com/GRMFKP3.png)
Well get working.
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 18, 2015, 09:21:54 pm
GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING BOX!((This going to be minimalist or we only going to allow a set number of investigators?))(http://i.imgur.com/MorfaxW.gif)
"This should not take much time at all. Do whatever you like."
(http://i.imgur.com/syxdADS.gif)
"Now then! Let's investigate the interior of the TARDIS, shall we?"
((Lemons? I think we're going to need you to do this. As in, write this case.))
Post by: poketwo on June 18, 2015, 09:50:57 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/bJVf6SA.png): "It's Fallacy's, not your TARDIS."GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT OF MY FUCKING BOX!((This going to be minimalist or we only going to allow a set number of investigators?))(http://i.imgur.com/MorfaxW.gif)
"This should not take much time at all. Do whatever you like."
(http://i.imgur.com/syxdADS.gif)
"Now then! Let's investigate the interior of the TARDIS, shall we?"
((Lemons? I think we're going to need you to do this. As in, write this case.))
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on June 18, 2015, 11:59:13 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 19, 2015, 12:20:24 am
*Remembers what happen'd he last time he didn't post for awhile.*
Oh god.))
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2015, 06:30:26 am
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2015, 08:04:59 pm
"Now then, as the Judge of Omnipresence won't be here until the weekend's over, would anybody happen to have any small claims that could be resolved quickly, to keep the thread moving?"
Post by: poketwo on June 20, 2015, 08:45:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2015, 08:50:48 pm
"Of course, thank you."
Post by: poketwo on June 20, 2015, 09:02:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2015, 09:27:04 pm
"Whichever you'd prefer."
Post by: poketwo on June 20, 2015, 10:48:30 pm
LAYTON TRIES TO LOOK AT THE CENTER.
3
HE CANNOT SEE IN THE GOD-DAMMED RESOLUTION IN THIS PLACE!!!! ITS LIKE SOME LOW_LEVEL PEON NICKED THE FIRST PIC HE SAW, THEN POSTED ON FORUM. FOUND OUT THAT THE PIC WAS TOO BIG, THEN HAD TO DOWNSIZE IT, MAKING HORRIBLE RESOLUTION.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 21, 2015, 02:26:27 am
Post by: Tawa on June 21, 2015, 05:41:18 am
((Would you's like to continue as you's are or want me to take over the GM'ing again?))
(http://s8.postimg.org/vyxxpmgxx/Layton_Is_It_Not_Obvious.gif)
"Whichever you'd prefer."
Post by: poketwo on June 21, 2015, 09:51:39 am
Post by: Tawa on June 21, 2015, 11:01:27 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 21, 2015, 05:04:57 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 21, 2015, 05:21:49 pm
LAYTON ATTEMPTS TO INVESTIGATE! AGAIN!
3
WHAT!!! DID YOU THINK THAT ATTEMPTING A SECOND TIME WOULD DO IT!!! HELLO!!! THE RESOLUTION HASN'T GOTTEN ANY BETTER!!!! YOUR LUCKY THAT YOU DIDN'T SUFFER EYE DAMAGE FROM THE ATTEMPT!!! FOR BEING A PROFESSOR, IT SEEMS YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING EXCEPT PUZZLES!!!
Post by: Tawa on June 21, 2015, 06:08:55 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 22, 2015, 12:56:38 pm
20!!!
YOU AVERT YOUR EYES TO A CURIOUS CONNER WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PUZZLE!!!!! IT IS OBVIOUSLY IMPORTANT TO SOLVING THE CASE AND FINDING THE CULPRIT!!!!!
Post by: Tawa on June 22, 2015, 06:16:42 pm
"HOLY SHIT A PUZZLE"
Solve puzzle.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 22, 2015, 08:07:10 pm
(http://www.mln.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/rubiks_1371115158.jpg)
Surprise its a cube.
((Isn't making it a RTD just going to prolong it? Seeing as no one else is joining im going to have to add myself so Layton has someone to talk to.))
Surprise its a cube.
Post by: poketwo on June 22, 2015, 08:09:42 pm
And it may be not an RTD))
Post by: TD1 on June 23, 2015, 09:36:16 am
Post by: Tawa on June 23, 2015, 09:39:38 am
((What in blazes happened to this thread while I was gone? 0_oI have... no idea.
Post by: birdy51 on June 23, 2015, 01:20:32 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 23, 2015, 01:46:47 pm
/me glues the cube to the table.
"I have placed some solvent in a hidden compartment somewhere in this court. However, to open the compartment, you need the correct key. To get the key...know what, I'll let you figure out the rest of the puzzle yourself."
Post by: birdy51 on June 23, 2015, 01:53:31 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 23, 2015, 01:56:02 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on June 23, 2015, 01:56:37 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 23, 2015, 10:34:09 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 23, 2015, 10:39:00 pm
20!
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A CLUE-DISPENSING PUZZLE!!!
SOLVE?
y/y?
Post by: Tawa on June 23, 2015, 10:43:13 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 23, 2015, 10:47:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 23, 2015, 10:58:35 pm
Find solvent to dispose of glue.
TIS' PROBLEM IS ALREADY SOLVED, EXCEPT IF YOU WANT TO ACTIVATE CHALLENGE MODE!!!!
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 24, 2015, 02:18:35 am
((I think this thread just got GM hijacked.))((meh))
Post by: Tawa on June 24, 2015, 12:10:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 24, 2015, 10:34:34 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 25, 2015, 01:03:46 am
Never mind challenge mode. Solve puzzle.[d20:3] AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! In your rage, you throw the cube out through the window, still unsolved.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:07:04 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:10:17 am
/me tackles poketwo off the GM's pedestal.Never mind challenge mode. Solve puzzle.[d20:3] AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! In your rage, you throw the cube out through the window, still unsolved.
*YOU FOOL!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!! ALSO, KARMA'S A DICK!!!*
YOU ARE BURNED BY THE SHITTY RESOLUTION!!!! NOW YOUR EYES WILL NEVER HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY TO PLAN ALL THE COUPS AND ATTACKS ON THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT COUP RTD!!!!
OH, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE, TOUCH, FEEL!!! THE ONLY SENSE YOU STILL HAVE LEFT IS SMELL!! ITS HOW YOU NOTICE THE RESOLUTION BURNING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:12:45 am
"Negation."/me tackles poketwo off the GM's pedestal.Never mind challenge mode. Solve puzzle.[d20:3] AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! In your rage, you throw the cube out through the window, still unsolved.
*YOU FOOL!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!! ALSO, KARMA'S A DICK!!!*
YOU ARE BURNED BY THE SHITTY RESOLUTION!!!! NOW YOUR EYES WILL NEVER HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY TO PLAN ALL THE COUPS AND ATTACKS ON THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT COUP RTD!!!!
OH, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE, TOUCH, FEEL!!! THE ONLY SENSE YOU STILL HAVE LEFT IS SMELL!! ITS HOW YOU NOTICE THE RESOLUTION BURNING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
And just like that, none of it applies anymore.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 25, 2015, 01:19:38 am
*YOU FOOL!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!! ALSO, KARMA'S A DICK!!!*/me wags a finger.
YOU ARE BURNED BY THE SHITTY RESOLUTION!!!! NOW YOUR EYES WILL NEVER HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY TO PLAN ALL THE COUPS AND ATTACKS ON THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT COUP RTD!!!!
OH, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE, TOUCH, FEEL!!! THE ONLY SENSE YOU STILL HAVE LEFT IS SMELL!! ITS HOW YOU NOTICE THE RESOLUTION BURNING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
"You're not the GM at the moment. And you didn't roll for that nor mark it an action."
Go find the puzzle, solve it, gain Dark Ancient Egyptian Powers.[d20:8] It's right there in the bush... you grab it and make a few moves, but it seems solving it is going to be a bit trickier.
"Negation."[d20:13] "Thank you." Time warps for a moment, but the effects don't seem to be immediately apparent.
And just like that, none of it applies anymore.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:23:15 am
"I was only doing my job, but you are welcome."
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:28:48 am
*YOU FOOL!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!! ALSO, KARMA'S A DICK!!!*/me wags a finger.
YOU ARE BURNED BY THE SHITTY RESOLUTION!!!! NOW YOUR EYES WILL NEVER HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY TO PLAN ALL THE COUPS AND ATTACKS ON THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT COUP RTD!!!!
OH, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE, TOUCH, FEEL!!! THE ONLY SENSE YOU STILL HAVE LEFT IS SMELL!! ITS HOW YOU NOTICE THE RESOLUTION BURNING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
"You're not the GM at the moment. And you didn't roll for that nor mark it an action."Go find the puzzle, solve it, gain Dark Ancient Egyptian Powers.[d20:8] It's right there in the bush... you grab it and make a few moves, but it seems solving it is going to be a bit trickier."Negation."[d20:13] "Thank you." Time warps for a moment, but the effects don't seem to be immediately apparent.
And just like that, none of it applies anymore.
*THE NARRITIVE SPEAKS!!!*
If his last attempt at gm-couping an rtd failed, you cannot do the same thing, especialy regarding you doing the exact same thing as he did to userp power so...."
1!!!!
YOU TOTALY FAIL IN COUP!!! SENT TO SMURFINGTON'S DEFENSES AT HIS SPINE VAULT. HORRIBLE THINGS EVEN ARMOK WOULD WIPE HIS MIND OF ANY HINT OF A MEMORY OF IT IS DONE TO YOU.
*We do not tolerate low-rate fanfiction writers who make up character abilities on the fly.*"Negation."/me tackles poketwo off the GM's pedestal.Never mind challenge mode. Solve puzzle.[d20:3] AAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS THIS SO HARD?! In your rage, you throw the cube out through the window, still unsolved.
*YOU FOOL!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE POWER OF THE NARRATIVE!!! ALSO, KARMA'S A DICK!!!*
YOU ARE BURNED BY THE SHITTY RESOLUTION!!!! NOW YOUR EYES WILL NEVER HAVE THE FUNCTIONALITY TO PLAN ALL THE COUPS AND ATTACKS ON THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THAT COUP RTD!!!!
OH, AND ALSO YOU CAN'T SEE, TOUCH, FEEL!!! THE ONLY SENSE YOU STILL HAVE LEFT IS SMELL!! ITS HOW YOU NOTICE THE RESOLUTION BURNING YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
And just like that, none of it applies anymore.
REALITY REJECTS YHE CLAIM!!! YOU STILL ARE JUST A KIRBY RIP-OFF!!!!!
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:31:07 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:34:09 am
"...that's just cute. You're making up random bullshit rules, and then try to attack me for making up new abilities on the spot? I smell double standards, with a dash of hypocrisy."
*I AM THE GM!!! I CONTROL THE STORY HERE FORMER DEFENDENT!!!! LEMON MUST OF BEEN MISTAKEN TO TRY TO GET OTHERS TO PRATICIPATE IN STORY!!! BESIDES, DON'T YA HAVE A FIGHT TO ATTEND TOO!!!*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:36:44 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:41:36 am
*QUIET YOU!!!!! ALSO BLITZ, THIS GAME IS STARTING TO DERAIL INTO SOMETHING YOUNG M- I MEAN THE HORRIBLE IDIOT YOUNGING THAT WE SHALL NOT MENTION WOULD FUCKING DO!!! I HAVE A STORY FOR THIS AND EVERYTHING!!!!
NOW WHERE IS THE LEMON!?!?!?! ITS STARTING TO GET SCYTHER FIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN HERE!!!*
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 25, 2015, 01:42:32 am
YOU TOTALY FAIL IN COUP!!! SENT TO SMURFINGTON'S DEFENSES AT HIS SPINE VAULT. HORRIBLE THINGS EVEN ARMOK WOULD WIPE HIS MIND OF ANY HINT OF A MEMORY OF IT IS DONE TO YOU."Wait, what? You did something so horrible to me, I have no memory of it? What was the point of that?"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:43:45 am
Besides, to be perfectly honest, I just don't want to have to read all-caps for turns."
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:46:43 am
*NO, YOU HAVE PERFECT MEMORY. YOU CAN'T REMOVE IT WHEN YOU ARE EXPERIENCING THE HORREDNESS. THE VIEWER DOES NOT HAVE IT IMPRINTED INTO ITS MIND, HOWEVER*YOU TOTALY FAIL IN COUP!!! SENT TO SMURFINGTON'S DEFENSES AT HIS SPINE VAULT. HORRIBLE THINGS EVEN ARMOK WOULD WIPE HIS MIND OF ANY HINT OF A MEMORY OF IT IS DONE TO YOU."Wait, what? You did something so horrible to me, I have no memory of it? What was the point of that?"
"...dude, this is basically a minimalist RTD. It would've derailed no matter what.*NO IT IS NOT!!! ONLY THE INVESTIGATION SEGMENTS WILL HAVE RTD SYSTEM!! THERE IS A PERFECTLY VALID REASON WHY THEY ARE ACTIVE THERE!!!*
Besides, to be perfectly honest, I just don't want to have to read all-caps for turns."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:47:53 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:50:28 am
"Which doesn't change the fact that your all-caps is horrible to look at and I don't want to have to see it while reading turns."
*ITS ONLY FOR PARTS OF THE SEGMENTS!!!! I DON'T SEE MOST COMPLAINING WHEN THEY ARE IN THE MINIMALIST RTD'S LIKE THAT YOU AT DERAIL ONE*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:51:51 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:53:40 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:54:47 am
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:56:22 am
"That looks better."
*I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT 2 DIFFERENT THINGS [EXCLAMATION POINTS] BUT IT SEEMS YOU JUST WAISTED SPACE IN YOUR SENTENCE*
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 12:45:32 pm
The God of Judges appears! (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AAI/213%20Crises%20of%20Fate.mp3)
(http://i.imgur.com/vMwLd4d.png)
(http://s2.postimg.org/fbbzr1bk9/Cease_this_foolish_charade_at_once.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/RiqAYSW.png)
(http://s27.postimg.org/stuvqc103/Eternal_Verdict.png)
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:08:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 01:32:23 pm
*THE GOD JUDGE IS KILLED BY THE NARRATIVE*(http://s4.postimg.org/xb5k3mlyl/DEMON_JUDGE_CLOSEUP.png)
(http://s4.postimg.org/ek8877grx/WRONG_MOVE.png)
(http://s14.postimg.org/pkrhh6nf1/GUILTY.png)
(http://s14.postimg.org/3mv0ne8ep/Poketwo_smash.gif)
"This court is adjourned!"
(http://s24.postimg.org/l1yecflyd/Courtroom_Doors_Shut.gif)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:33:24 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:51:05 pm
AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN REAL!!!!! JUST A DREAM! AND NOW GET BACK IN IT!"
*THE BIG JUDGE IS SENT BACK INTO THE DREAMS OF PHYSIC LAWYERS WHO ARE DOMED TO HAVE A REAL BAD CASE!!!
WAIT FOR BADLEMONS YOU DERAILERS!!! YOU'RE STARTING TO ACT LIKE ME!*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:51:44 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 01:55:46 pm
"...not when it's not your thread it doesn't."
* I AM TRYING TO DO A STORY!!! BUT YOU GUYS KEEP ACTING LIKE I DID WHEN THE SCYTHER ARMY THING HAPPENED!!!*
*ITS REAL ANOYING WHEN YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE HYPOCRITES WHEN I TRY TO DO SOMETHING!!!*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 01:57:09 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 01:58:57 pm
The majority of the thread-users are dissatisfied with the events that have taken place. As the TC, it's my job to keep the thread going the way it's supposed to go, and let's face it, this did derail. Yes, I accept that I was partially responsible for these developments. But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.
Post by: 3man75 on June 25, 2015, 02:01:06 pm
Ive felt super left out :(
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:01:16 pm
"...because you're trying to supersede the orders of the guy who owns this thread?"
*NO, I'M TRYING TO DO A STORY HERE!!! NOW HE HAD TO GO AND INTERVENE THIS WAY 'CAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP DERAILING*
*AND I"M NOT CONTINUING THE STORY UNLESS I GET SOME IMPORTANT GRAPHICS FROM BADLEMONS*
If I may interject?*THEN CAN YOU INSTEAD PLEASE DO WHAT MASTACHEESE DID WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING IN HIS ROLL TO DIE/DWARF/WHATEVER THREAD AND JUST LOCK IT UNTIL LEMON FINISHES THE VITAL GIF OF IMAGE!!!*
The majority of the thread-users are dissatisfied with the events that have taken place. As the TC, it's my job to keep the thread going the way it's supposed to go, and let's face it, this did derail. Yes, I accept that I was partially responsible for these developments. But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 02:05:38 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:06:43 pm
"...or you could, maybe, make your own thread for this?"
*IT IS VITAL THAT IT HAPPENS IN THE COURT THREAD.*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 02:07:57 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:10:12 pm
"...no, it really isn't."
*IT IS DESIGNED AROUND IT!!! BESIDES, YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE STORY, HOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT NEEDS AND DOESN'T NEEDS*
*NOW CAN WE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP UNTIL BAD LEMONS ARIVES AND PUTS UP THE VITAL GIF?*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 02:11:17 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 25, 2015, 02:11:39 pm
But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.Well, what would that purpose be? We've derailed the derails so many times, I'm not even sure if there are any rails left.
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:12:33 pm
"Start using proper punctuation and grammar and then we'll talk."
*LIKE THIS!*
*IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PHOENIX WRITE: BAY12 EDITION!*But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.Well, what would that purpose be? We've derailed the derails so many times, I'm not even sure if there are any rails left.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 02:12:57 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:14:10 pm
"Yes, like that. Thank you."
*SIR! WE HAVE A GRAMMAR NAZI HERE!*
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2015, 02:15:41 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 02:28:32 pm
What kind of resources do you need?"...no, it really isn't."
*IT IS DESIGNED AROUND IT!!! BESIDES, YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE STORY, HOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT NEEDS AND DOESN'T NEEDS*
*NOW CAN WE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP UNTIL BAD LEMONS ARIVES AND PUTS UP THE VITAL GIF?*
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 02:34:19 pm
What kind of resources do you need?"...no, it really isn't."
*IT IS DESIGNED AROUND IT!!! BESIDES, YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE STORY, HOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT NEEDS AND DOESN'T NEEDS*
*NOW CAN WE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP UNTIL BAD LEMONS ARIVES AND PUTS UP THE VITAL GIF?*
*THERE IS GOING TO BE A CUTSCEEN AFTER LAYTON FINISHES PUZZLE. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.*
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 02:55:51 pm
It got double the posts as a courtroom thread than it did as the functional equivalent to Mastahcheese's derail thread. That is its new official purpose.But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.Well, what would that purpose be? We've derailed the derails so many times, I'm not even sure if there are any rails left.
Well, we have one question to ask: does the story you're going to tell involve a court from here on out?What kind of resources do you need?"...no, it really isn't."
*IT IS DESIGNED AROUND IT!!! BESIDES, YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE STORY, HOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT NEEDS AND DOESN'T NEEDS*
*NOW CAN WE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP UNTIL BAD LEMONS ARIVES AND PUTS UP THE VITAL GIF?*
*THERE IS GOING TO BE A CUTSCEEN AFTER LAYTON FINISHES PUZZLE. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.*
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2015, 03:16:11 pm
It got double the posts as a courtroom thread than it did as the functional equivalent to Mastahcheese's derail thread. That is its new official purpose.But I think that the thread needs to be brought back to what I repurposed it to be, and I stand by that.Well, what would that purpose be? We've derailed the derails so many times, I'm not even sure if there are any rails left.Well, we have one question to ask: does the story you're going to tell involve a court from here on out?What kind of resources do you need?"...no, it really isn't."
*IT IS DESIGNED AROUND IT!!! BESIDES, YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE STORY, HOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT IT NEEDS AND DOESN'T NEEDS*
*NOW CAN WE PLEASE JUST SHUT UP UNTIL BAD LEMONS ARIVES AND PUTS UP THE VITAL GIF?*
*THERE IS GOING TO BE A CUTSCEEN AFTER LAYTON FINISHES PUZZLE. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.*
*WELL, AFTER THE INVESTIGATIVE PORTION IS COVERED, BUT AFTER THE CUTSCEEN YOU WILL BE PROVIDED WITH RESOLUTION-PROOF GOGGLES TO MAKE IT GO FASTER.*
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 03:20:09 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 25, 2015, 06:49:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 07:02:41 pm
Man I don't think I can take the pressure of this responsibility... I don't think me making image's and not being the host is going to work it make's the waiting time to longI can handle the image-wrangling quite a bit of the time, if need be.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 25, 2015, 07:05:35 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 25, 2015, 07:07:51 pm
Sue Poketwo's insanity to attempt to return him to sanity.
"it is to late, the insanity has fused with him, intertwined so tightly with his being, the only return is for him to grow bored with it. even then it shall not die, only sleep within."
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 07:35:47 pm
Who would like to sue somebody else or charge another with a crime?
Post by: endlessblaze on June 25, 2015, 07:39:14 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 07:42:24 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 25, 2015, 07:44:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 07:48:48 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 25, 2015, 07:50:54 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 07:54:11 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 25, 2015, 08:10:06 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2015, 08:17:57 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 12:28:33 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 12:31:09 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 12:35:00 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 12:37:21 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 12:41:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 12:57:22 pm
Is dampe here?No, he hasn't been here in a while.
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 28, 2015, 01:09:15 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 01:15:13 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:19:44 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 28, 2015, 01:27:47 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 01:31:23 pm
I SUE BLITZDUNGEONEER FOR SUPPRESSING MY RIGHT TO WRITE EDGY THINGS!Then maybe don't write them? Have you considered that?
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:32:03 pm
Freedom of expression mean anything to you?
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 01:35:07 pm
I have rights, Blitz!You know, I could very easily turn that on you.
Freedom of expression mean anything to you?
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:40:39 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 01:47:23 pm
Besides which, I'm fairly sure you-know-what violates a fair few human rights by itself.
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:53:24 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 01:54:53 pm
In that case, shouldn't Skulduggery Pleasant be banned?Not really, no.
You want to know why?
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:55:18 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 01:57:34 pm
Why?Because fuck you that's why.
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 01:58:05 pm
Freedom of expression means I'm allowed to express my distaste towards your edgy writings.
Besides which, I'm fairly sure you-know-what violates a fair few human rights by itself.
"you can express distaste for his/her righting but you cannot force him/her to stop writing those things, because that interferes with his/her freedom of expression"
let me get some images prepared.
tawa do you know how the sprites for robin were gotten from FE:A? I want to use my avatar.?
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 01:58:52 pm
Why?Because fuck you that's why.
I don't believe that to be an airtight case.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 02:04:03 pm
...and I haven't actually stopped him, just expressed distaste and a wish for him to stop?Freedom of expression means I'm allowed to express my distaste towards your edgy writings.
Besides which, I'm fairly sure you-know-what violates a fair few human rights by itself.
"you can express distaste for his/her righting but you cannot force him/her to stop writing those things, because that interferes with his/her freedom of expression"
let me get some images prepared.
tawa do you know how the sprites for robin were gotten from FE:A? I want to use my avatar.?
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 02:05:28 pm
Expressing distaste is fine, though.
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 02:06:04 pm
...and I haven't actually stopped him, just expressed distaste and a wish for him to stop?Freedom of expression means I'm allowed to express my distaste towards your edgy writings.
Besides which, I'm fairly sure you-know-what violates a fair few human rights by itself.
"you can express distaste for his/her righting but you cannot force him/her to stop writing those things, because that interferes with his/her freedom of expression"
let me get some images prepared.
tawa do you know how the sprites for robin were gotten from FE:A? I want to use my avatar.?
then neither of you have a case, because none of your rights have been violated.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 02:08:24 pm
However, I am telling you to stop telling me to stop.And I am telling you to stop telling me to stop telling you to stop.
Expressing distaste is fine, though.
Post by: Adragis on June 28, 2015, 02:08:57 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 02:12:07 pm
I disagree.Then we'll have to agree to disagree, won't we?
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 05:34:57 pm
tawa do you know how the sprites for robin were gotten from FE:A? I want to use my avatar.?(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-takethat.gif) (http://www.spriters-resource.com/3ds/fireemblemawakening/)
(http://i.imgur.com/jKQpxIE.gif)
"My! Calm down a bit, you two. Save it for court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"Now. Which of you would like pseudoprofessional pseudolegal advice?"
Post by: NJW2000 on June 28, 2015, 05:53:58 pm
"Do you do pseudo-psychological advice as well?"
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 06:01:01 pm
"No, sorry. You'll have to look for a woman with a cowlick twice the width of her head (http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Athena_Cykes) for that."
(http://i.imgur.com/aEWs1VK.gif)
"I have some problems of my own, anyway."
Post by: poketwo on June 28, 2015, 06:52:15 pm
I'm gonna unlock them all!!!!!!"
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 06:55:44 pm
tawa do you know how the sprites for robin were gotten from FE:A? I want to use my avatar.?(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-takethat.gif) (http://www.spriters-resource.com/3ds/fireemblemawakening/)
(http://i.imgur.com/jKQpxIE.gif)
"My! Calm down a bit, you two. Save it for court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"Now. Which of you would like pseudoprofessional pseudolegal advice?"
I mean I want my avatars sprite to look like it does in the game, hair color, and class.
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 07:09:48 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 07:12:31 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 08:19:48 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 08:29:25 pm
male. hair color...sky blue I think it was....
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 09:13:22 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 28, 2015, 09:15:50 pm
I can get you the portrait. just hang on a few mins
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 09:21:53 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 28, 2015, 10:35:45 pm
Post by: Toady One on June 28, 2015, 11:05:05 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2015, 11:09:34 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 28, 2015, 11:29:00 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 28, 2015, 11:43:59 pm
This was reported, but I have no idea if I'm looking at a forum game or an actual spat.
It's a game.
It was intended to be a Game, which got serious for a second before getting Scyther Spam and this became all 'Call of Duty Zombie Mode with Scythers instead of Zombies'.
Now it's about T.A.R.D.I.S Lemons (not the Fanfic Kind!), Psuedo-Justice/Mystery thing, and a Battlefield.
...so in answer to Toady's question, it's those on occasion?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 28, 2015, 11:50:23 pm
This was reported, but I have no idea if I'm looking at a forum game or an actual spat.
Completely made up as it goes along Courtroom Drama Roleplay that makes occasional jumps to random game genres.
At least, that's how I see it.
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 12:22:06 am
This was reported, but I have no idea if I'm looking at a forum game or an actual spat.A kinda spat. It's all in jest, though.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 12:44:45 am
Got my first warning over it though. Interesting.This was reported, but I have no idea if I'm looking at a forum game or an actual spat.A kinda spat. It's all in jest, though.
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 12:49:34 am
Perhaps my rampant overdramatic rambling madr it more obvious I was joking?
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 11:03:58 am
"Well, let's begin. I'll be over here with the plaintiff if needed."
Court is now in session.
(http://i.imgur.com/2abtjSr.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"The plaintiff--and prosecution, I guess, considering this seems to be a case of free speech-- is ready, your honor."
[NOTE: THE LEMON JUDGE HAS A GOOFY HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE.]
(http://i.imgur.com/2abtjSr.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"The plaintiff--and prosecution, I guess, considering this seems to be a case of free speech-- is ready, your honor."
[NOTE: THE LEMON JUDGE HAS A GOOFY HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE.]
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 02:25:35 pm
"Defense?"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 02:28:54 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 02:30:42 pm
"Uhmhm... Adragis? Can you submit some evidence?"
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 02:36:32 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 02:37:30 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 03:05:51 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:08:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 03:08:56 pm
"I get the feeling that you are referring to a previous incident. Is this viewable by the public?"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:10:03 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 03:11:28 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:12:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 03:13:16 pm
"It was by Steam chat, although that also came up in Forumites. I didn't actually go through with it, though."(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"I was referring to the entire premise of the case, that being that the defendant suppressed the plaintiff's freedom of expression."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:15:58 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 03:19:48 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:22:31 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 03:24:11 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 29, 2015, 03:25:43 pm
Look, I'll drop it, if you stop telling me about it. That sound fine to you?"
Post by: Adragis on June 29, 2015, 03:27:44 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 29, 2015, 04:33:29 pm
Don't worry posting the portrait, just tell me which set on this page (http://www.spriters-resource.com/3ds/fireemblemawakening/sheet/64162/) has the one you're looking for.
I cant find it........
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 29, 2015, 09:58:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1nqbym5.png)
"So miss Adragis your dropping the charges?"
"So miss Adragis your dropping the charges?"
((Also tawa you might want to drop a rule in the OP that this all has to be light-hearted no actually going after someone to upset them.))
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 10:06:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/0347Ak2.gif)
"Uhm... I didn't quite expect that... But I think I can safely say that there'd be no point in continuing this charade."
(http://i.imgur.com/zHbfMbe.gif)
"So then..."
(http://i.imgur.com/TpYbRxr.gif)
"I would like to bring criminal charges against one man."
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"Lemon Judge of Room #42! You killed the Human Judge of Room #42!"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 29, 2015, 10:24:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Indeed we shall call him in for the criminal charges."
((It moves it moves WAHAHAHAHA))"Indeed we shall call him in for the criminal charges."
Edit:
((Tawa can you give me a link or something of that court room empty or close to it?))
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 10:44:47 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 29, 2015, 11:32:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 29, 2015, 11:37:25 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2015, 11:41:46 pm
((Your pick between the two 2D one.))Well, it'd be most convenient for me to use the courtroom from the same game as the one my sprite is from, so here you have it. (http://www.court-records.net/places/GS4/courtoverview.png?)
You know what, you could probably find a use for the rest of these, (http://www.court-records.net/places4.htm) too.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 12:04:57 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 12:57:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/8A9sNT9.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Must these two be behind me? And I want a lawyer."
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Yes because of your rep. And you may have a lawyer."
((Who thinks they can defend me?))
(http://i.imgur.com/GIR1qKL.gif)
"Must these two be behind me? And I want a lawyer."
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Yes because of your rep. And you may have a lawyer."
Post by: Adragis on June 30, 2015, 01:02:48 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 30, 2015, 01:06:05 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 01:07:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)((This))
"Lemon Judge of Room #42! Killed the Human Judge of Room #42!"
Post by: Adragis on June 30, 2015, 01:18:23 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 02:01:25 am
(http://i.imgur.com/px3Vw6t.gif)
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Post by: Tawa on June 30, 2015, 03:35:26 am
"And to think, Adragis, mere hours ago, I worked in your cause. How times can shift."
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"I take it you are aware of the charges brought against you, Your Honor?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 04:46:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"Yes, yes I am."
/me try's to look up how to be a actual judge."Yes, yes I am."
Post by: Tawa on June 30, 2015, 10:45:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/D0rxPTs.gif)"Good. Now, let's examine the evidence."
(http://i.imgur.com/5btGBFP.gif)
"The following security footage is from Courtroom #42 during the case Dampe vs. Tawarochir. On the tape is the accused brutally assaulting the judge; the loud banging sound allows us to deduce that the judge is being assassinated with a firearm."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (http://i.imgur.com/wf6mGOR.gif) Security camera footage added to the Court Record.
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/gk/gkbirthdaygift.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/5btGBFP.gif)
"This body bag, containing traces of citric acid, was found stuffed in a locker."
(http://i.imgur.com/D0rxPTs.gif)
"Specifically, the locker that the defendant is seen using in the following photograph."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/photo.png) (http://i.imgur.com/PzD4Y4T.gif) Body Bag and Locker Photo added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/5btGBFP.gif)
"You should all have a copy of the autopsy report. Lastly, these rubber gloves were found near the body bag. Traces of citric acid were found in them."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/rubber%20glove.png) Rubber Gloves added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/4zGoDFi.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"Now, the case is already quite clear, but I feel that the full proceedings should be used. Therefore, I call my first witness... an accomplice to the murder!"
(http://i.imgur.com/5JcpNsE.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"Name and profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
"I'm [CLASSIFIED]. I'm a Lemon Gummint Agent under BadLemonsXI, yeh?"
(http://i.imgur.com/D0rxPTs.gif)
"I see. What is your relation to the case?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
"On de day of de assass'nation, I helped carry out de body bag, yeh."
(http://i.imgur.com/5btGBFP.gif)
"Please tell the court about what happened that day."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif) (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AJ/04%20-%20Cross%20Examination%20~%20Moderate%202007.mp3)
(http://i.imgur.com/F8nFlVC.gif)
-- What I Saw --
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
(http://i.imgur.com/F8nFlVC.gif)
-- What I Saw --
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"If this isn't decisive, I don't know what is. Defense! Your cross-examination."
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
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Post by: Adragis on June 30, 2015, 11:34:50 pm
Post by: Arcvasti on June 30, 2015, 11:37:34 pm
Post by: Adragis on June 30, 2015, 11:41:54 pm
HOLD IT!!!
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 30, 2015, 11:44:42 pm
((Also while reading on how to play AA I found some stuff to share to help people understand what going on.))
Spoiler: wall of text (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 01, 2015, 01:05:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ztoXIhc.gif)
((There not that good but meh. Enjoy!))
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 01:09:03 am
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 01:18:58 am
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 01:21:59 am
Check the autopsy report.Click the Court Record button on the right side of the screen.
Press the third statement.(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
HOLD IT!!!
"You gotta problem wid dis, yeh?"
Thanks for the praise! I intend to continue content of this calibre.
Also the witness testimony image has a link to cross-examination music.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 01:22:53 am
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 01:24:50 am
"Hmm?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 01, 2015, 01:39:15 am
"Correct me if if wrong but aren't you meant to now question the witness on the statement?"
((So I watch a video on the game and when they press its follow'd by the reason for the press right?))
Blitz raises his hand, as though to ask a question.
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Yes young man?"
"Yes young man?"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 01:39:43 am
How would they even carry the body? They don't have any arms or limbs, for gods sake."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 01, 2015, 01:44:22 am
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Excellent question my boy. As one of his kind I believe I can enlighten you all on the subject."
((Images in bond.))
"Excellent question my boy. As one of his kind I believe I can enlighten you all on the subject."
((Images in bond.))
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 01:50:17 am
((So I watch a video on the game and when they press its follow'd by the reason for the press right?))Yes, quite.
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"We have lemons carrying the corpse on tape, actually. I didn't feel the need to submit the footage of the body bag being carried away because of our testimony here."
"As for why they would need gloves, we believe they were used by an unidentified human accomplice, who took the body from the lemons at some point to throw investigators off the trail. The citric acid likely got on them when he took the body from the lemons."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 01:52:06 am
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 02:02:00 am
"Here's your evidence." (http://i.imgur.com/pCCcXMa.gif)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 02:04:36 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 01, 2015, 02:04:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"So as to how we can lift and use things. To put it simply think of it as a small magnetic field and anything in it can be manipulated as if we had hands."
(http://i.imgur.com/baO466Y.png)
"So as to how we can lift and use things. To put it simply think of it as a small magnetic field and anything in it can be manipulated as if we had hands."
(http://i.imgur.com/baO466Y.png)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2015, 02:06:51 am
Blitz is currently lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 02:07:51 am
"I... What? You've provided nothing as of right now."Click the dialogue.
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 02:24:35 am
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 02:35:23 am
"Yep. Right in de back."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 01, 2015, 02:40:30 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Vg6LJdF.png)
/me stares at the agent.
/me stares at the agent.
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 02:45:54 am
"Nothin' personal, bawss. Jus' bidness. Nobody kin hide from de law."
Post by: Andres on July 01, 2015, 05:10:34 am
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 09:48:28 am
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 10:29:37 am
"So you heard a bang, saw a flash, and he was dead, right?"(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
"Exactamente, amigo."
What statute laws are there?Eh?
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 02:14:08 pm
"Oh! I nearly forgot."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (http://i.imgur.com/77KwlmT.gif) Body Bag Footage added to the Court Record.
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 06:10:25 pm
"OBJECTION!
...Mr. Lemon. Just now you stated you heard 'a bang', is that correct?"
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 06:12:11 pm
"Uh. Yeh?"
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 06:20:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 06:26:25 pm
"An'? Yer point bein'?"
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 06:30:30 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 06:45:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)"Eep! Uh, I, that's... that's funny..."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-objection.gif) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/kristoph%20-%20objection.wav)
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (http://i.imgur.com/wf6mGOR.gif)
"Your assertion conflicts with the security footage. The judge clearly dies immediately!"
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 06:53:48 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 01, 2015, 07:01:56 pm
"Diiiiiiiiiidddddddd yyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuu aaaaaaaacccccccttttuuuuuullllllly lllllooooooooooooooccckk aaaaaaaaaattttttttt theeeeeeeeeeeeeee taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!"
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 07:04:51 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 01, 2015, 07:14:11 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 07:23:22 pm
"Ach! Well, I still stand by my first point: the judge could well have died a fair time after his shooting, depending if the bullet exploded immediately or not."(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"We couldn't procure the murder weapon, because there was no bullet to retrieve ballistic markings from. However, the defendant's chambers, the police found, contained several explosive 9mm rounds. They were rigged to go off on impact or immediately after."
Uh-oh. (http://files.compilingpw.com/PWsoundtrack/AJ/09%20-%20Thrill%20Theme%20~%20Suspense.mp3)
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/bullet.png) Explosive Bullets added to the Court Record.
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 07:35:33 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 07:36:36 pm
"Yes, yes it did."
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 07:49:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 07:55:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hemGx8Y.png)
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 07:59:10 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 08:03:05 pm
"Di'n' I already kinda tell ya? I carried out de body bag."
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 08:06:21 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 08:11:49 pm
"Pretty badly."
Post by: Adragis on July 01, 2015, 08:13:36 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 01, 2015, 08:17:13 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 01, 2015, 08:26:02 pm
"Strange. The body bag only has traces of blood... and citric acid."(http://i.imgur.com/nxguBbD.gif)
"Please don't attempt to confuse the court with pedantry, Ms. Adragis."
"if I may interject, could the shards of the explosive bullet have somehow disingrated? an enchantment on the gun? or perhaps a coating of some sort of powerful acid?(http://i.imgur.com/aH4upae.gif)
"We found plenty of shards. Just not enough for clear ballistic markings."
Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 12:18:02 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 02, 2015, 12:51:01 am
"If I may have a word?"
Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 01:04:25 am
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 01:15:43 am
"I'm just as confused as you are. Because if the victim's heart exploded, and he was 'bleeding pretty bad', I doubt all that would be left in or in the body bag are traces of blood!"(http://i.imgur.com/aH4upae.gif)
"Traces, smears, streaks, splotches, splatterings. The point is that blood was found. Who knows? Maybe the one who stuffed the bag into the locker didn't think the blood could have been tested for and wiped it off to conceal their crimes."
A loaf of bread jumps down from the rafters onto the defense's desk.(http://i.imgur.com/aH4upae.gif)
"If I may have a word?"
"Yes, of course."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 02, 2015, 01:23:07 am
What I am saying is, the way I see it, more than one lemon is involved in this. I would presume Mr. Lemons was away at the time of the murder, changing his clothing while another lemon in a similar suit committed the act, or he came in later than we originally thought, with someone else framing him right before he arrived.
Another possibility is simply that the footage has been tampered with, as evident by the discrepancies."
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 01:33:09 am
"Ahaha. Amusing. I have another witness ready, in case something like this not covered by our security camera footage came into question. When the defense is finished, I shall call him in.
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 02:39:56 pm
"So, are you prepared to end the cross-examination of the witness?"
Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 02:45:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 03:21:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)"Good, good. Let's move on to my next witness."
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"This man witnessed the crime itself take place in Courtroom #42, and, as such, is a key eyewitness. And before the defense gets any ideas about cross-examining the other people in the courtroom, we'll have you know we cross-checked his testimony with all the other ones and found them to be the same."
(http://i.imgur.com/VSSfMeO.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"Name and profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/BYNkpRC.gif)
"Phoenix Wright. I suppose you could call me... an Ace Attorney."
(http://i.imgur.com/aNp5YwH.gif)
"Very punny, Mr. Wright. Will you please now testify to the court about what you witnessed?"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
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"I was rebutting Prosecutor Edgeworth's arguments in court that day."
"Suddenly, a lemon in a suit popped out and jumped the judge. It was definitely the defendant."
"There was a loud bang and the Judge screamed. Then he dropped to the floor, blood staining the chair."
"I watched as the lemon slipped out of his suit and changed into a robe."
(http://i.imgur.com/viEpUIs.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/BYNkpRC.gif)
"I was rebutting Prosecutor Edgeworth's arguments in court that day."
"Suddenly, a lemon in a suit popped out and jumped the judge. It was definitely the defendant."
"There was a loud bang and the Judge screamed. Then he dropped to the floor, blood staining the chair."
"I watched as the lemon slipped out of his suit and changed into a robe."
(http://i.imgur.com/nxguBbD.gif)
"As you can see, there is no contradiction between the defendant's garb in the body bag footage and the murder footage."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
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Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 03:26:38 pm
There may not be a contradiction between the testimony of everyone in that courtroom... but there is one between the testimonies of the people we've had in this one."
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 03:28:59 pm
"Wh-what?"
Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 03:32:07 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 03:35:17 pm
"Y-yes..."
Post by: Adragis on July 02, 2015, 03:38:31 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 04:37:32 pm
"I-uh-er... augh!"
(http://i.imgur.com/mRLnBWD.gif)
"Wait, what?! Gavin! Did you..."
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"Why, I never--"
(http://i.imgur.com/mRLnBWD.gif)
"I swear it on my attorney's badge! The judge screamed when he was shot!"
(http://i.imgur.com/T43dYPz.gif)
"Gavin! You arranged false testimony... and false evidence!"
Spoiler: Dual Destinies Mode ACTIVATE! (click to show/hide)
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"This whole trial is a sham!"
Post by: poketwo on July 02, 2015, 04:45:08 pm
Post by: Iituem on July 02, 2015, 05:01:30 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 02, 2015, 06:03:43 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ha82XiA.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/3RkTYIP.png)
"Well played I must say Miss Adragis."
"Well played I must say Miss Adragis."
(http://i.imgur.com/5DyncBi.gif)
"Arranged false testimony... and false evidence!?
"Mr.Gavin! Please explain your self!"
"Arranged false testimony... and false evidence!?
"Mr.Gavin! Please explain your self!"
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 06:24:49 pm
"I--I can explain! It was--I..."
(http://i.imgur.com/nxguBbD.gif)
"It's simple. The footage didn't capture the scream, and the previous witness remembered it wrong! That's it!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 02, 2015, 09:57:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 02, 2015, 10:06:03 pm
"Pftaahaha! There's only one man who can convict a man based on his facial expression, and I certainly don't see him anywhere!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 02, 2015, 10:15:19 pm
Post by: Furtuka on July 02, 2015, 11:19:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"Pftaahaha! There's only one man who can convict a man based on his facial expression, and I certainly don't see him anywhere!"
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "Is that so...?"
(http://i.imgur.com/j9x7GNv.gif) "Henderson, I need you to go to the Wonderbar and check if a certain someone is among the patrons tonight... Bring em here through whatever means necessary."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 02, 2015, 11:55:33 pm
"Pftaahaha! There's only one man who can convict a man based on his facial expression, and I certainly don't see him anywhere!""Objection. Unless this man is another key witness, this has nothing to do with the current case. You're also not denying the accusation with any concrete evidence, only your word the trustworthiness of which is in question at the moment."
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 12:35:06 am
"I don't have concrete evidence of it, but neither do you! There's no proof that my reasoning is faulty. Unless you think you can find some, like that'll happen!"
(http://i.imgur.com/nxguBbD.gif)
"My statement about the man was in response to the blaze fellow trying to take my demeanor as an admission of guilt, by the way."
"Henderson, I need you to go to the Wonderbar and check if a certain someone is among the patrons tonight... Bring em here through whatever means necessary."(http://i.imgur.com/SWmtgrQ.gif)
"No... not...not him... with the bracelet, and that piercing stare... or his little friend, with the hat, and the panties...!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 03, 2015, 01:06:10 am
"I don't have concrete evidence of it, but neither do you! There's no proof that my reasoning is faulty. Unless you think you can find some, like that'll happen!""Innocent until proven guilty. The burden of proof lies on your shoulders. And so far, the testimonies of your witnesses have contradicted each other, making both useless until we unearth the truth. While it is indeed plausible the footage missed a scream and the witness misremembered, that needs to be proven."
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 01:12:45 am
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 11:38:53 am
"Innocent until proven guilty."(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"By the same token! I'M innocent of forgery until YOU prove me guilty of it! Ahaha! Ahahahahaha!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 03, 2015, 12:39:52 pm
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 12:41:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 12:55:22 pm
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
again
Cross-Examination: Allegro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSUD7ccpZx0)
(http://i.imgur.com/qsMWASX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/geM3RHb.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bfeCo87.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hemGx8Y.png)
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
again
Cross-Examination: Allegro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSUD7ccpZx0)
(http://i.imgur.com/qsMWASX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/geM3RHb.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bfeCo87.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/hemGx8Y.png)
"Dat day, I helped carry out de crime."
"De defendant slowly sneaked up on de judge, awl ninja-like."
"Suddenly, BANG! A flash of light, and de judge was dead as a doornail."
"Den I carried out de body bag with my partner."
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 12:59:40 pm
So, you've heard the second witness' testimony regarding the instant death?"
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 01:02:03 pm
"I heard Wright's testimony. I never 'erd it, but I was also gett'n orders through de radio at that time."
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 01:03:19 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 01:21:19 pm
"Dunno. De voice wad all garbled, since dey knew de frequency we were using, I assumed it wad a gummint agent."
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 01:25:25 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 02:59:23 pm
"Carry out de body."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 03, 2015, 03:16:06 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 03, 2015, 03:27:14 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 03:32:35 pm
"Hold it. You received orders only at the time of the murder? If that is true, it would mean the murder was not entirely planned ahead. Not premeditated."(http://i.imgur.com/hemGx8Y.png)
"Explain why dey gave me de bag, then. Or why dere were five people involved? De bawss, my pardner, myself, de guy we gave de bag to, an' de guy who gave me de call. You dink dey did dat on de fly?"
"Ah... sorry, but has my TARDIS been repaired yet? If so... we could get a very clear look at what actually happened!"(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"I think we've moved beyond those times. You have a new one, it doesn't really matter who took the old one. Water under the bridge."
(http://i.imgur.com/232TrqG.png)
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 03:46:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/5PWnCHc.gif)
"There's an obvious contradiction between Kristoph's new version of the story and the one from before. Think about everything he's said."
"Oh, and ignore the fact that my hand's not there. Such is life."
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 03:48:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 03:54:27 pm
"'course not. Where's the semi-irritating fun in that?"
(http://i.imgur.com/RBcVHlT.gif)
"Look at all the evidence, then compare it to his new story. You should pay special attention to the video tapes; they're the most decisive."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 03, 2015, 04:11:20 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 04:19:35 pm
"As if!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 03, 2015, 04:21:24 pm
Post by: Andres on July 03, 2015, 05:27:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 05:35:52 pm
"Well, I have no way of knowing otherwise, and at the moment, you are the prime candidate. Would you care to dissuade me?"(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"Hard evidence, if you will."
Post by: birdy51 on July 03, 2015, 05:42:26 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 03, 2015, 06:10:08 pm
"THIS IS GUIDEN CASE! THIS IS STILL TAKING PLACE DURING TARDIS THING! WE SHALL NOT HAVE ANY FURTHER DERAILING OF INTRO CASE!"
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 06:14:26 pm
"It's been too long for that. That case... must have ended, or else Wright wouldn't be here. I wonder what happened in that room?"
Post by: poketwo on July 03, 2015, 07:14:59 pm
LAYTON'S STILL DOING THE INVESTIGATION RIGHT NOW, SO
Post by: Tawa on July 03, 2015, 08:02:36 pm
"No. That is over with."
((Look, sorry man, but I like the reception the new, less insane format has gotten, and I want to stick with it. Nothing personal.))
Post by: poketwo on July 03, 2015, 09:44:56 pm
Post by: Adragis on July 03, 2015, 11:17:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 04, 2015, 12:09:18 am
((You said that the case would be resumed after this case. Besides, the investigative action can be properly introduced once its resumed))((We can discuss this when we get there, I suppose. Let's not clog the thread? Please?))
Post by: poketwo on July 04, 2015, 12:34:05 am
Anyways, got that pm I sent you recently?))
Post by: Dampe on July 04, 2015, 12:33:39 pm
Been working on the rules for a badass forum game for the past month or so, and it's nearing fruition.
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 04, 2015, 03:21:54 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 04, 2015, 03:39:50 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 04, 2015, 03:46:49 pm
the current judge has not done anything. it was a lawyer that "supposedly" arranged false evidence
"Replace the word 'Judge' with 'Lawyer' and replace the Lawyer, otherwise this case and by extension this court will feel like a sham. It is the duty of the court to ensure Justice is done upon the Guilty beyond reasonable doubt, and currently there is reasonable doubt about the current lawyer's credibility. Get rid of the reasonable doubt.
Post by: Tawa on July 04, 2015, 08:24:25 pm
"You can't just replace the prosecutor like that! This show will go on!"
Post by: blazing glory on July 04, 2015, 10:48:31 pm
"You should get that hand checked."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 04, 2015, 11:49:08 pm
((Remember everyone, a defense attorney doesn't need to "solve" the case or even prove the defendant didn't dunit. Only that it's plausible they might not have. After all, convictions must happen "without a reasonable doubt."))
Post by: Andres on July 04, 2015, 11:56:16 pm
Post by: Adragis on July 05, 2015, 12:04:18 am
Just as a matter of curiosity, how did you zip up that bag so quickly?"
Post by: poketwo on July 05, 2015, 02:20:24 am
"Thanks, Mr. Wright. I just need a little more information.
Just as a matter of curiosity, how did you zip up that bag so quickly?"
"do you want a hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttttttt?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 05, 2015, 02:22:26 am
(http://i.imgur.com/5DyncBi.gif)
"Order! Order in the court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"In light of the resent comments I'd like to stat that the prosecutor will not be replace'd due the budget cuts. Prosecutor your witness's testimony is starting to loss credibility. Pardon me Miss Adragis please continue."
"Order! Order in the court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"In light of the resent comments I'd like to stat that the prosecutor will not be replace'd due the budget cuts. Prosecutor your witness's testimony is starting to loss credibility. Pardon me Miss Adragis please continue."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 05, 2015, 11:29:40 am
((Fallacy! Objection!))
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 12:02:25 pm
((Remember everyone, a defense attorney doesn't need to "solve" the case or even prove the defendant didn't dunit. Only that it's plausible they might not have. After all, convictions must happen "without a reasonable doubt."))((Pffft, this is Ace Attorney. If the defense doesn't find the real guilty party, they lose.
Besides, where's the fun in a murder mystery if you don't find the real guilty party?))
"Something's wrong here. Why are you not taking volunteers for prosecutor?"((For the sake of the game. I wrote up a plot and filled the prosecution's story with holes on purpose to mimic the gameplay of Ace Attorney.))
"Thanks, Mr. Wright. I just need a little more information.(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
Just as a matter of curiosity, how did you zip up that bag so quickly?"
"De boss explained how we use dings like we have hands, yeh? It's quicker an' more precise."
Post by: Adragis on July 05, 2015, 12:04:06 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 12:08:30 pm
"As for why they would need gloves, we believe they were used by an unidentified human accomplice, who took the body from the lemons at some point to throw investigators off the trail. The citric acid likely got on them when he took the body from the lemons."
Post by: Adragis on July 05, 2015, 12:19:13 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 12:28:07 pm
"Well, I guess...?"
(http://i.imgur.com/SPH0grN.gif)
"Do you have any idea where you're going with this?"
Post by: Adragis on July 05, 2015, 12:33:25 pm
So, one of your team must have been injured."
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 12:35:36 pm
"I guess...?"
Post by: AoshimaMichio on July 05, 2015, 12:45:18 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 12:50:15 pm
"Why is witness talking in different voice here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6353747#msg6353747)?"/me GM Spirit of the Courtroom corrects his mistake.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 05, 2015, 02:05:42 pm
((An unexamined piece of evidence, and one that might help prove a theory/suspicion I have.))
Post by: poketwo on July 05, 2015, 02:40:34 pm
/me takes a peek at the Locker Photo.
((An unexamined piece of evidence, and one that might help prove a theory/suspicion I have.))
((Want some help?))
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 04:29:30 pm
"You seem a little stuck. Do you want to call in my associates? We COULD cheat a little, you know..."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 05, 2015, 05:01:11 pm
"De boss explained how we use dings like we have hands, yeh? It's quicker an' more precise."
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"I'm not your boss son."
"I'm not your boss son."
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 05:06:10 pm
"Right, whoops...""De boss explained how we use dings like we have hands, yeh? It's quicker an' more precise."(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"I'm not your boss son."
Post by: Adragis on July 05, 2015, 05:11:26 pm
Post by: Furtuka on July 05, 2015, 05:22:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/j9x7GNv.gif)
"No need, my associate has informed me that he should be arriving any moment now.""...aaaaaaany moment now."
"..."
Suddenly, the doors to the courtroom burst open, and a young man and woman each tied up with rope and a gag over their mouths were haphazardly thrown into the courtroom.
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif)
"Ah, it's about time. My apologies for interrupting your show Ms. Wright, I had instructed Henderson to only bring Mr. Justice to the trial, we require his aid for a moment.""...Oh, yes the gags. Let me remove those for you."
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 06:20:29 pm
"What was that?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/P5RXVl5.png)
"For the sake of our sanity, I'm not sure I want to know..."
Post by: Furtuka on July 05, 2015, 06:25:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 05, 2015, 10:11:58 pm
"Well, anyway, Apollo, are you ready to start?"
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 07, 2015, 01:27:25 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 07, 2015, 02:17:10 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 07, 2015, 11:10:14 pm
"It would be an unlawful testimony, if it was a testimony at all. They are here to reinforce the ever-growing army of attorneys on the defense side...I think? Why so many, anyway?"(http://i.imgur.com/5PWnCHc.gif)
"Well, first, I came over here to help Adragis, since Gavin is being a raving lunatic at the moment and this at least deserves Dual Destinies' anti-frustration Consult feature. As for Apollo, well, he has something I don't, and the only person who I can think of that comes even vaguely close to his skill at it is my daughter."
Objection! The witness is being forced to testify against their will! This is clearly an unlawful testimony!(http://i.imgur.com/hwhTT2y.png)
"Naw, I'm pretty cool with this."
(http://i.imgur.com/SPH0grN.gif)
"Apollo...?"
Post by: Furtuka on July 07, 2015, 11:32:10 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 07, 2015, 11:51:57 pm
"The defendant is the lemon without the mustache. His attorney, the girl with the permanent bloodstain on her face, needs you to do that, er, perceiving thing on the lemon in the suit, apparently. Maybe take his attorney's place for the time period, too, considering their apparent inactivity. Anyway, you remember how to Perceive, right? Just touch the-- oh, right. I guess you could just tell the GM where you want to look instead." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfG8_1JpEcs)
(http://i.imgur.com/oi2Su40.gif)
"Did you seriously drag us here against our will just for this?"
(http://i.imgur.com/SPH0grN.gif)
(Dragging you here like that is the last idea that would have crossed my mind, believe me.)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 08, 2015, 10:09:12 pm
Post by: Furtuka on July 08, 2015, 10:19:15 pm
(http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-objects%28a%29.gif) "Alright, please testify again, witness!" (I wonder if this guy's tell is his mouth.)
Post by: Tawa on July 08, 2015, 10:50:42 pm
"Alright, please testify again, witness!" (I wonder if this guy's tell is his mouth.)(http://i.imgur.com/IVyR0JA.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5PWnCHc.gif)
"Does this guy even have a tic? He hasn't moved once the whole trial."
(http://i.imgur.com/CEnsmmh.png) "Has anyone considered that it is possible that the one who fired the shot was one of the snipers that were shown to be employed by the judge? All possible angles should be covered."(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"The security camera footage captured no snipers of any sort."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 08, 2015, 11:03:28 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 12, 2015, 11:07:59 pm
"Apollo? Where do you want to look next?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 13, 2015, 12:26:24 am
Post by: Furtuka on July 13, 2015, 12:08:40 pm
(http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-thinks%28b%29.gif) "Maybe he hasn't moved because his tic isn't in his body. We can check if his magnetic field is changing on a suspicious statement if he holds something!"
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 02:29:17 pm
"Hey, that's a pretty good idea! Here, I'll toss him this thing."
(http://i.imgur.com/eFNOw9X.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/al9eBFy.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/6I3a3kz.gif)
((Didn't animate the eye due to time constraints/laziness, but it's not all too important at the moment.))
Post by: Adragis on July 13, 2015, 02:42:14 pm
Post by: Furtuka on July 13, 2015, 03:07:36 pm
(http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-objects%28c%29.gif) "Witness, can you show us what is in your pocket?"
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 03:24:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VLrAcA3.png) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trUxKR3X-E0)
(http://i.imgur.com/B3xIFkj.gif)
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NOTHING IN MY POCKET. I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL LEMON."
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"N... nghh...!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 13, 2015, 03:26:16 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 13, 2015, 03:26:47 pm
((A perfectly normal lemon...what if it's a normal lemon in the sense that it's inanimate?))
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 03:55:24 pm
"HNGH. AUGH. AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)
"Augh! That... that can't be...!"
The prosecutor is taken to a room elsewhere in the court for a few minutes while the police search him. Nothing indicating that he was the one who arranged the false witness is uncovered. A quick of everybody in the courtroom led to a suspect being arrested, who was quickly taken in for questioning on account of possessing a transceiver that may have been related to the false witness. Their testimony will be available soon.
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/1N3m8cr.gif)"The police are investigating the suspect and their activities as we speak. We should be able to hear their testimony in a short while.
(http://i.imgur.com/N45iCnN.gif)
"Now, if the court will consider the facts. This false witness contributed to the court the belief that the judge did not scream, which Mr. Wright testified against. This is the only part of this witness's testimony that Mr. Wright contradicted. As such, the prosecution's claim that the security camera simply could not capture the scream with its audio track remains completely plausible, and there is, as such, no proof that the prosecution has forged evidence, and the defendant remains suspect as before."
(http://i.imgur.com/RBcVHlT.gif)
"Well, that was exciting, and we should get some cold, hard facts once the police are done with the questioning. For now, though, we should probably take down the prosecution's claim that the security camera didn't catch the scream. It's the cornerstone of their argument."
Post by: Adragis on July 13, 2015, 03:57:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 04:11:15 pm
★REVISUALIZATION★ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jiBeQctWa8)
(http://i.imgur.com/3umBwI6.png)
The footage captured the gunshot...
What else did the footage capture?
[ The body bag ]
[ The judge's body being hidden ]
(http://i.imgur.com/3umBwI6.png)
The footage captured the gunshot...
What else did the footage capture?
[ The body bag ]
[ The judge's body being hidden ]
Post by: Adragis on July 13, 2015, 04:17:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 04:23:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3Uuoixr.png)
The footage also captured the body bag.
What is notable about the bag being closed?
[You can see the judge's body being put into the bag]
[ You can hear the bag when it gets zipped up ]
The footage also captured the body bag.
What is notable about the bag being closed?
[You can see the judge's body being put into the bag]
[ You can hear the bag when it gets zipped up ]
Post by: Adragis on July 13, 2015, 04:28:46 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 04:32:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tRUUOD5.png)
You can hear the zipper on the bag. There's no way it's louder than the scream or gunshot.
(http://i.imgur.com/km8egx5.png)
The prosecution claims that the scream simply wasn't caught on tape, because it was too quiet. But if that's the case, then how did the security footage capture the zipper sounds?
(http://i.imgur.com/XUpxeXF.png)
Pursuit~Wanting to Find the Truth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDyUvZkJiSc)
You can hear the zipper on the bag. There's no way it's louder than the scream or gunshot.
(http://i.imgur.com/km8egx5.png)
The prosecution claims that the scream simply wasn't caught on tape, because it was too quiet. But if that's the case, then how did the security footage capture the zipper sounds?
(http://i.imgur.com/XUpxeXF.png)
Pursuit~Wanting to Find the Truth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDyUvZkJiSc)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 13, 2015, 08:40:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3RkTYIP.png)
"I could have told you something was up from the get go with him. My men don't talk. But I said nothing because it would not have look good for me if I started denouncing the witness. Would it?"
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Prosecutor you better shape up you act sonny."
(http://i.imgur.com/5DyncBi.gif)
"Because if you don't. I'll loss it"
((As always good work tawa))
"I could have told you something was up from the get go with him. My men don't talk. But I said nothing because it would not have look good for me if I started denouncing the witness. Would it?"
(http://i.imgur.com/b7LeRYF.gif)
"Prosecutor you better shape up you act sonny."
(http://i.imgur.com/5DyncBi.gif)
"Because if you don't. I'll loss it"
Post by: Tawa on July 13, 2015, 10:30:39 pm
"R--right, Your Honor."
(http://i.imgur.com/DywHrIV.gif)
"D--defense? What are you brooding about over there?"
(http://i.imgur.com/2ph8cPp.gif)
"You seem like you've figured it out. Go on, give him hell."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 13, 2015, 10:35:12 pm
Post by: Adragis on July 14, 2015, 12:13:47 am
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 14, 2015, 12:18:59 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 12:29:47 am
"Prosecution, you have asserted time and time again that the judge's scream was too quiet to be caught on tape. Do you still stand by this?"(http://i.imgur.com/DywHrIV.gif)
"Y... yes...?"
Post by: Adragis on July 14, 2015, 12:31:54 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 12:33:26 am
"Yes, by definition."
Post by: Adragis on July 14, 2015, 12:36:21 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 01:06:29 am
"Wh... wha... ngh.. no..."
(http://s15.postimg.org/3xaxtpfkr/Kristoph_Laughs.gif)
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! NOT... LIKE THIS... BEATEN... BY... THE LIKES... OF... YOU...!"
Post by: Adragis on July 14, 2015, 01:08:09 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 01:24:50 am
"I... ehehee... can tell... ahahahaaaa..."
(http://i.imgur.com/DywHrIV.gif)
"Well, my bloody little lawyer? What does your precious contradiction mean for your case?"
Post by: Adragis on July 14, 2015, 02:00:41 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 02:14:47 am
"I-isn't it obvious? Th-the footage was damaged! S-simple as that, see?"
Post by: poketwo on July 14, 2015, 09:21:15 am
Post by: Tawa on July 14, 2015, 03:11:29 pm
"I'll have you know I looked into the matter a bit, and the maintenance staff have stated that the cameras were in perfect condition, all day, while the tape itself seems to be undamaged."
(http://i.imgur.com/SWmtgrQ.gif)
"Hnnnngghhh...!"
(http://i.imgur.com/j1o1ZnT.gif)
"We want the TRUTH, Mr. Gavin! Not more 'plausible alternate series of events'!"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-holdit.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/0h8R51Z.gif)
"That's him, officer! That's the man who coerced me to fake being a witness!"
(http://i.imgur.com/doiSF5U.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/WbLwZYv.gif)
"SIR! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! COMPLY AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED!"
Kristoph was quickly arrested for coercion, contempt of court, and for the forging of, well, basically everything. A search warrant was issued for his place of residence, where the whole, original tape was found. The tape was not released to the public.
Date: ??? Time: ???
District Courthouse
Courtroom #103
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/JNSBecR.gif)
"As you can see, your Honor, there is no room for debate! Kristoph Gavin is unequivocally GUILTY!"
(http://i.imgur.com/qzYEtLZ.gif)
"The... defense... rests. *sigh*"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"Very well. On the first charge, forgery of evidence, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the second charge, contempt of court, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the third charge, coercion, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the fourth charge, murder in the first degree, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"Very well then. Kristoph Gavin, you are sentenced to life in prison! This court is adjourned!"
(http://i.imgur.com/urQVBhp.gif)
District Courthouse
Closing Statements
Trial of Lemon Judge #42
(http://i.imgur.com/5PWnCHc.gif)
BadLemonsXI, this is merely a formality at this point, but I believe you have a verdict to hand down to the defendant.
District Courthouse
Courtroom #103
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/JNSBecR.gif)
"As you can see, your Honor, there is no room for debate! Kristoph Gavin is unequivocally GUILTY!"
(http://i.imgur.com/qzYEtLZ.gif)
"The... defense... rests. *sigh*"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"Very well. On the first charge, forgery of evidence, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the second charge, contempt of court, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the third charge, coercion, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"On the fourth charge, murder in the first degree, how does the jury find the defendant?"
(http://i.imgur.com/hfHQEIB.png)
"GUILTY!!!!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Pue2VDN.png)
"Very well then. Kristoph Gavin, you are sentenced to life in prison! This court is adjourned!"
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District Courthouse
Closing Statements
Trial of Lemon Judge #42
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BadLemonsXI, this is merely a formality at this point, but I believe you have a verdict to hand down to the defendant.
Post by: poketwo on July 14, 2015, 05:14:18 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 14, 2015, 09:29:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/llJW0At.gif)
"Well. Due to the evidence presented before me. I find the defendant. Not Guilty."
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"Well. Due to the evidence presented before me. I find the defendant. Not Guilty."
(http://i.imgur.com/urQVBhp.gif)
Post by: poketwo on July 14, 2015, 09:35:20 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 14, 2015, 09:42:28 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 14, 2015, 09:45:20 pm
"Will someone just shoot the scyther already?"*SURPRISINGLY, POKETWO IS NOT IN THE COURTROOM!*
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 14, 2015, 10:08:29 pm
Post by: Person on July 14, 2015, 11:07:06 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2015, 12:38:50 pm
Post by: Toady One on July 15, 2015, 01:26:46 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 15, 2015, 01:34:46 pm
Now, I believe we have resolved this issue. Back to business. Lawsuits, anybody?
I'll sue Doc Brown and Marty McFly for wanton abuse of time travel and several instances of changing the time stream.
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2015, 01:39:06 pm
(I cleaned out some bickering, poketwo caught a few days for repeated infractions)Thanks, Toady. He seems like an OK guy, it's just... he's disruptive. A lot.
Heh! Sounds perfect. Just a sec while I get some stock images from Back to the Future.Now, I believe we have resolved this issue. Back to business. Lawsuits, anybody?
I'll sue Doc Brown and Marty McFly for wanton abuse of time travel and several instances of changing the time stream.
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 15, 2015, 02:24:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2015, 03:11:17 pm
Date: ??? Time: ???
Zanzetkuken The Great's Office
Bay12 Forums
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"What? You're suing us? ...Very well, then! We'll hire the best lawyer there is!"
"Yeah! He's so good, he'll... uh... it'll be like one of those jokes about the USSR!"
Zanzetkuken The Great's Office
Bay12 Forums
(http://i.imgur.com/JbmJvos.gif)
"What? You're suing us? ...Very well, then! We'll hire the best lawyer there is!"
"Yeah! He's so good, he'll... uh... it'll be like one of those jokes about the USSR!"
District Courthouse
Courtroom #42
Defendant's Lobby
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"You're sure you can get us acquitted, Mr...?"
"Edgeworth. You can just call me that. And yes, I can get you acquitted, or at least I'll try my hardest. That's my job."
4:07 PM EST
District Courthouse
Courtroom #42
Court is now in session! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZG5H04KEE)
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"The trial of Brown and McFly vs. Great and the trial of McFly vs. Tea are now in session, eh? Are the defense and plaintiffs ready?"
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"The defense is ready as ever, Your Honor."
Courtroom #42
Defendant's Lobby
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"You're sure you can get us acquitted, Mr...?"
"Edgeworth. You can just call me that. And yes, I can get you acquitted, or at least I'll try my hardest. That's my job."
4:07 PM EST
District Courthouse
Courtroom #42
Court is now in session! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZZG5H04KEE)
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"The trial of Brown and McFly vs. Great and the trial of McFly vs. Tea are now in session, eh? Are the defense and plaintiffs ready?"
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"The defense is ready as ever, Your Honor."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 15, 2015, 06:23:22 pm
Energy covers the dragon, before reducing in size to a more humanoid form, before fading.
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif) "This should be a bit better."
(I'm open to offers as to who is going to act as the prosecuting lawyer I hired for this case. Just in case I am not around for long enough.)
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2015, 07:26:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mbKVxn4.gif)
"Heh... looks like 'Ryuuichi Naruhodo' has taken on a whole new meaning."
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2015, 10:02:04 pm
"Now, let me explain the facts of the case here. Let's start with the civil case against them for causing the shenanigans."
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"My clients, Marty McFly and Doc Brown, are accused of abusing their ability to time-travel. This is, presumably, also linked to the shenanigans that have taken place in this courtroom in times prior. The plaintiff believes that their patenting of time travel and use of a time-travelling DeLorean, among other things, has led to the plaintiff's misfortune."
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"I am prepared to prove that my clients are not responsible for the plaintiff's misfortune. If the plaintiff would please cite the misfortune that Doc Brown and Marty McFly have brought them?"
Post by: flabort on July 15, 2015, 11:42:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/U4vIncY.png)"Before this trial comes fully underway, I have here evidence that the accused do not, in fact, have a patent on time travel itself. The patent for the alleged Time Machine, and the patent for Time Travel. The former patent is indeed signed in the names of Marty McFly and Doc Brown, as you can see. However, the other patent is signed by a list of collaborators. Both patents posses extended expiry dates, but the date the Time Machine was published is only 24 hours after the Time Travel patent expired."
Time Machine Patent added to court record!
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Time Travel Patent added to court record!
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Post by: Tawa on July 16, 2015, 02:11:52 am
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/mbKVxn4.gif)"I see. Thank you. Just check the Court Record button to find the evidence."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 16, 2015, 02:34:51 am
Post by: Tawa on July 16, 2015, 02:53:05 am
Post by: Tawa on July 16, 2015, 10:03:22 pm
"Well, can anybody work with the plaintiff to take the case when he's not available? It'd speed up the proceedings considerably."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 16, 2015, 10:36:52 pm
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"I am prepared to prove that my clients are not responsible for the plaintiff's misfortune. If the plaintiff would please cite the misfortune that Doc Brown and Marty McFly have brought them?"
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"If you note the court record, I filed this suit on behalf of the Bureau of Temporal Management and Maintenance, of whom I am here as a representative. The changing of the time stream causes a great deal of stress to it, frequently causing breaks that require a great deal of monetary investment to repair."
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"Evidence of Mr. McFly's and Dr. Brown's manipulation of the time stream is evident in these three recordings by the Bureau of Temporal Management and Maintenance, labelled 'Back to the Future'."
Video Evidence: Back to the Future I added to court record.
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future)
Video Evidence: Back to the Future II added to court record.
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future_Part_II)
Video Evidence: Back to the Future III added to court record.
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future_Part_III)
(Basically, cut out the credits and the such and include periods of travel between locations and the such.)
Post by: flabort on July 17, 2015, 02:02:13 am
"As a client of the Bureau, I have to say when your scheduled travels are all filed well ahead of time in a stable manner that does not cause any undue changes to the time stream, it certainly eases the process. You're saying that the accused did not file proper paper work with your organization before traveling?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 17, 2015, 02:51:36 am
"As a client of the Bureau, I have to say when your scheduled travels are all filed well ahead of time in a stable manner that does not cause any undue changes to the time stream, it certainly eases the process. You're saying that the accused did not file proper paper work with your organization before traveling?
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"We had only two applications by the Doctor to travel forwards in time. First to visit the future, then another to bring Mr. McFly forwards. The former was accepted, and the latter was denied due to its purpose, with permission instead being given to give Mr. McFly a message not to be opened at a date near where the information was required."
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"Note that in the first recording, Mr. McFly's travel back in time was set as an example by Dr. Brown that was acted upon. We could have ignored this, considering the circumstances, if he had kept his interference to a minimum. He did not, and caused drastic changes to the time stream, as evident by the change in station and behavior by several individuals and having given out future information to several individuals. After returning, the Doctor traveled forwards; however, this trip had been granted permission by the Bureau."
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"As shown by the second tape, the doctor ignored our denial to bring Mr. McFly into the future. In addition, he brought another individual along. In the future, their negligence of attention towards their machine allowed another individual to steal it, leading to further drastic changes to reality. After returning to the past and bringing with them pieces from the future, a hoverboard and piece of paper, they then go further back in time to correct things. If they had contacted us, we could have dealt with it without risking the foundation of the time stream that multiple drastic changes in a short time can result in. We can ignore the accidental time travel at the end of this as that was outside the control of the Doctor and he caused minimal changes to the time stream. I should note that at the end of this recording, Dr. Brown sends a letter to be delivered at a certain point, which we first suggested."
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"Within the third recording, note that Mr. McFly travels back in time to save Doctor Brown, despite a request by the Doctor for Mr. McFly to return to his own time. There they caused another stir to the timeline through, among other things, destruction of a locomotive, both individuals being in the prior mentioned clock image, leaving the hoverboard from the future in the past, and the construction of another time machine by Doctor Brown that had gone unregistered with the Bureau."
Post by: Tawa on July 17, 2015, 12:01:48 pm
"I see. I thought those movies might come up. So, then, the defence posits a possibility:"
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"Those films were staged and for entertainment purposes only."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 17, 2015, 01:09:30 pm
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"Those films were staged and for entertainment purposes only."
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"You would think that, but we condense things such as this to be sold in theaters in order to assist in paying for the repairs to the Time Stream."
Post by: Dampe on July 17, 2015, 01:20:45 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2015, 01:40:23 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 17, 2015, 01:51:53 pm
"Mr. Plaintiff, how can we be sure that the Temporal Bureau knows what it's doing? I read this story once, and this guy went back in time to shoot dinosaurs or something and this other guy (there was more than one guy) stepped on a butterfly and then when they got back to the future *wink wink* the guy basically turned into Hitler. How do we know your bureau isn't planning to annex Poland?"
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"We will not because one of our early leaders attempted to change the time stream. He modified one soldier's enlistment record to allow him to survive past Germany's victory in a war that occurred within 1914. This soldier was Adolph Hitler, and, as you can tell, things spiralled out of control, with the war lasting longer than it originally had and changing the painter to the tyrant he is known as today. We would have corrected things, if the sheer amount of time travelers that tried to kill him hadn't made his life a fixed fixture in time."
"Actually, I am certain at least some of video footage #2 was staged, even if all of it and/or the others weren't. In one particular scene, we see Mr. McFly hijack a hoverboard from a young girl. In actuality, said hoverboard was stolen from me, in a criminal case scheduled to be handled after this civil case."
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"It was not. If you note, you said that the reason hoverboards are not frequently used are due to that theft, but in the future of the second tape, they are frequently used. Your theft occurred after the changes were done to the time stream in recording three, but where they still went to the future."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 17, 2015, 02:07:05 pm
((Also, you borked the quotes.))
Post by: Tawa on July 18, 2015, 10:39:06 pm
"You would think that, but we condense things such as this to be sold in theaters in order to assist in paying for the repairs to the Time Stream."(http://i.imgur.com/4rbFDgc.gif)
"Well, um, er, dammit."
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"Hey, wait a second..."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)objection.gif)
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"That statement... is a lie."
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/mbKVxn4.gif)
"It was not. If you note, you said that the reason hoverboards are not frequently used are due to that theft, but in the future of the second tape, they are frequently used. Your theft occurred after the changes were done to the time stream in recording three, but where they still went to the future."
"The defense submits the following evidence to the court: a Snopes page, detailing the date at which my client, Marty McFly, arrives in the future."
(http://i.imgur.com/w2Z7pFT.png) (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/bttf.asp) Snopes Page added to the Court Record.
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"Now, plaintiff, riddle me this. If those films were documentaries, and not staged for entertainment purposes, then why are hoverboards commonplace in the year that Marty arrives in the future in the second one..."
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"2015?!"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 19, 2015, 03:24:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mbKVxn4.gif)
"The defense submits the following evidence to the court: a Snopes page, detailing the date at which my client, Marty McFly, arrives in the future."
(http://i.imgur.com/w2Z7pFT.png) (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/bttf.asp) Snopes Page added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/vK8lnnE.gif)
"Now, plaintiff, riddle me this. If those films were documentaries, and not staged for entertainment purposes, then why are hoverboards commonplace in the year that Marty arrives in the future in the second one..."
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"2015?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif) "If you note, there were changes to the time stream after that point. A locomotive was stolen, leaving its cars behind on the tracks, and later wrecked. Mr. McFly wasn't in a car wreck that led him to take a different career path. The doctor had kids with a person who had priorly not lived long enough, let alone to have kids with a time traveler. The doctor built an unregistered time machine out of another locomotive. This cascade of butterfly effects altered a great deal of time, wherein Mr. Tea's hoverboard prototype was taken by Mr. McFly who came into the future at a different point then in two. This would have led there to being multiples of those that went on that journey and those from the prior, but the Time Stream has ways of...righting...that duplicity of persons."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 19, 2015, 03:59:10 pm
"I suspect the hoverboard seen in the second piece of footage has been subject to an ontological paradox in an alternate 'verse. It is also not mine. The one found at Mr. McFly's residence is. Allow me to explain: the hoverboard was hijacked in a 'verse where they are commonplace (not ours), and ended up in the 19th century of that 'verse, where someone found it, reverse-engineered it, and made them commonplace."
"In our 'verse, Mr. McFly simply took my prototype and stashed it in his house, possibly after using it for some illicit purpose. It is possible the DeLorean time machine has a yet-unexamined trait of also traveling between alternate 'verses."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 19, 2015, 04:29:42 pm
"In our 'verse, Mr. McFly simply took my prototype and stashed it in his house, possibly after using it for some illicit purpose. It is possible the DeLorean time machine has a yet-unexamined trait of also traveling between alternate 'verses."
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif) "When we checked it, it was purely a time machine. Mayhaps the one who stole your hoverboard prototype was from another reality? You may want to check with the Dimensional Integrity Bureau."
Post by: Tawa on July 19, 2015, 06:36:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif) "If you note, there were changes to the time stream after that point. A locomotive was stolen, leaving its cars behind on the tracks, and later wrecked. Mr. McFly wasn't in a car wreck that led him to take a different career path. The doctor had kids with a person who had priorly not lived long enough, let alone to have kids with a time traveler. The doctor built an unregistered time machine out of another locomotive. This cascade of butterfly effects altered a great deal of time, wherein Mr. Tea's hoverboard prototype was taken by Mr. McFly who came into the future at a different point then in two. This would have led there to being multiples of those that went on that journey and those from the prior, but the Time Stream has ways of...righting...that duplicity of persons."(http://i.imgur.com/vmJjZ0C.gif)
"I... um... dang it! That's even consistent with Back to the Future time travel rules!"
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"H... how much are you suing for?"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 19, 2015, 09:13:04 pm
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"I... um... dang it! That's even consistent with Back to the Future time travel rules!"
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"H... how much are you suing for?"
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif) "A total of 200 years and 3 days of service to the Bureau of Temporal Management and Maintenance or to its capital garnering companies for all of what we wish to sue for is in our eyes what this case is worth, Mr. Edge."
Post by: poketwo on July 19, 2015, 09:22:49 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 19, 2015, 10:04:49 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 19, 2015, 11:18:17 pm
"if I may interject I would like to ask what gives your organization the right to regulate time? are you sectioned by the government? what about other governments?"
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif): "Simple. We are officially sanctioned by Time. In fact, she is the one that leads our organization. At least, she was last time I saw her..."
Post by: Tawa on July 19, 2015, 11:48:24 pm
"Hold on, plaintiff. Your whole theory is dependent upon the idea that my client stole the hoverboard, yes? Well, you should know that there has been no trial for that crime. Therefore, your theory can't hold up in court, since the claim that my client stole the hoverboard has yet to be proven."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 20, 2015, 02:33:20 am
((By the way, I'm not going to my trial pro se. First decent person come, first served to be my representative.))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 20, 2015, 02:40:10 am
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"Hold on, plaintiff. Your whole theory is dependent upon the idea that my client stole the hoverboard, yes? Well, you should know that there has been no trial for that crime. Therefore, your theory can't hold up in court, since the claim that my client stole the hoverboard has yet to be proven."
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"Incorrect. My statement is dependent upon the phenomena of the cascade effect resulting from changes to the time line made in the third recording causing a future where hoverboards are not common. As to whether that is due to the hoverboard of Mr. Tea being stolen or another factor is another matter."
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2015, 02:47:18 am
"Really? Well, until you can provide tangible proof of the effects of the butterfly effect, your case is still outta reach!"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 20, 2015, 02:56:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vK8lnnE.gif)
"Really? Well, until you can provide tangible proof of the effects of the butterfly effect, your case is still outta reach!"
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif)
"You want proof of the effect? Here's one: the modifications to time as a result of Biff getting the records book. Single action, massive changes."
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2015, 03:42:54 am
(I hoped I wouldn't have to go this far, but it's my last hope!)
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you must know that this plaintiff is an impostor! He is using his godly 80s metal hair to fool the court into believing he is a member of the Multiversal Government! His impressive demeanor, incredible looks, and supposed ability to transform at will to and from a draconian form are all a ruse, a distraction! He thinks he can have your hearts and souls, convince you that his personal enemies, Marty McFly and Doc Brown, are enemies of the state! Don't be fooled! Wake up, sheeple! The defense rests!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 20, 2015, 03:47:37 am
Post by: poketwo on July 20, 2015, 07:54:11 am
*Meanwhile, a ghostly presence is laughing in happiness due to irony*
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 20, 2015, 08:00:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/PcTCu6H.png)
/me seems un-moved by this(Tawa's) statement. You think there staring in to your soul.
/me seems un-moved by this(Tawa's) statement. You think there staring in to your soul.
((Sorry I just felt like posting something.))
Post by: poketwo on July 20, 2015, 09:12:18 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2015, 10:19:20 pm
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"Eheheh! Funny stuff, right? Anyway, I think we're... about done here... I don't think we can dispute either claim any more. The defense concedes."
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(Sorry, Marty... Doc... I failed you...)
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"Do you have anything to say about the verdict, defendants?"
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"No, your honor... but you will not be finding us guilty today!"
(http://i.imgur.com/imfIvno.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1NcX5BL.png)
"God damn it, Marty, I told you to put more gunpowder in!"
(http://i.imgur.com/yaoZvQZ.gif)
"This court does not appreciate your antics, defendants."
The judge looks at the jury.
(http://i.imgur.com/yaoZvQZ.gif)
"Now, for the sake of effect, I think I'll allow my brother to deliver the verdict, eh?"
The Verdict (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7993501)
Epilogue
Marty and Doc were brought to the Bureau's official penitentiary, where they were locked in an undisclosed labor room in the #350-#475 range. Due to the large number of cells in the prison, they were rescued by one "Morty McFli", who used a time machine disguised as a black iPod to bring them back to the 80s, where they hide from Bureau officials to this day with the help of one Tom "Satan" Bombodil. Their reputations have been permanently soiled by the counts of grand larceny, escaping prison, and a ☼-class felony on par with 83rd degree murder.
Gregory Edgeworth was to appear before the Legal League of Attorneys to have his punishment decided for his Inverse Chewbacca Defense during the closing arguments, but stole the DeLorean to travel back to 2001, where he was involved in a certain incident and never seen from again.
Zanzetkuken the Great returned to his workplace and continued fixing the temporal anomalies caused by Marty and Brown. He later had a nice discussion with Time, who was delighted that the troublemakers had been jailed.
The jury members resumed service under the Lemon Government and still do not speak, which is why the deliberations were unanimous and determined by their facial expressions.
IcyTea31 got his hoverboard back and proceeded to become a business tycoon in the 482nd Dimension, popularizing hoverboards throughout 4.7/5ths of the multiverse.
The Canadian Judge went on to reside over a case in 2019 before disappearing under mysterious, unknown circumstances.
July 20th
10:52 AM HCT
Hyrule Castle
(http://i.imgur.com/dsbFnGG.png)
WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................
July 20th
10:52 PM EST
[Forumite] and Co. Law Offices
((Anyone who feels like defending this one need only step forward.))
You're finally back from the stands for the McFly case. It's been a long day, and--
(http://i.imgur.com/WLY8Knx.png)
That voice can only mean one thing... oh god.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZdnpWeE.png)
"Oh! You must be the lawyer here! I need help!"
Oh, hai, CD-i Link! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUTeyZBEWA)
10:52 AM HCT
Hyrule Castle
(http://i.imgur.com/dsbFnGG.png)
WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................
July 20th
10:52 PM EST
[Forumite] and Co. Law Offices
((Anyone who feels like defending this one need only step forward.))
You're finally back from the stands for the McFly case. It's been a long day, and--
(http://i.imgur.com/WLY8Knx.png)
That voice can only mean one thing... oh god.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZdnpWeE.png)
"Oh! You must be the lawyer here! I need help!"
Oh, hai, CD-i Link! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUTeyZBEWA)
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 09:05:26 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 21, 2015, 10:25:25 am
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 12:33:59 pm
"Welcome to Dampe & Dampe, attorneys at law...hey, aren't you supposed to be banished to the deepest pits of Video Game Hell?"(http://i.imgur.com/ZdnpWeE.png)
"Yeah! Where do you think CD-i Hyrule is? But the King got arrested, so I came here through a rift in the Memosphere to find a lawyer."
"i have never even heard of this guy, he sure doesn't look like any link I know, back story please?"(http://i.imgur.com/ngkklZT.png)
"Oooh, I can explain! There were these
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 12:40:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 12:47:08 pm
"I have loads! I can give you 1000 rubies, my firstborn son, or whatever Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ancient-aliens) uses to hold his hair up. Take your pick!"
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 01:01:26 pm
No thanks. And I don't want to see the nightmare spawn of your loins, Link.
Gimme the rubies."
*Sigh*
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 01:13:53 pm
"Great! I'll just put it in this chest that's spontaneously appeared here."
(http://i.imgur.com/w5twI3l.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/H0zBTYK.png)
"Oh well. You know where you can find some gold skultullas, right? Anyway, so now you'll take the case?"
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 01:19:51 pm
What is the case?
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 01:32:21 pm
"They think that King Harkinian killed Duke Onkled!"
(http://i.imgur.com/U0hXeKx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/H0zBTYK.png)
"I don't know all the details. You should ask him down at the detention center."
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 03:50:19 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 04:16:24 pm
July 21st
5:08 PM
Detention Center
You calmly stroll into the detention center, when-- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZ_pX0rK1M)
(http://i.imgur.com/snURSqP.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/un6xOmb.png)
"... Oh, it's you, Link. And...?"
(http://i.imgur.com/0i1ON5P.png)
"You must be my lawyer. Go on, ask me anything."
5:08 PM
Detention Center
You calmly stroll into the detention center, when-- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZ_pX0rK1M)
(http://i.imgur.com/snURSqP.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/un6xOmb.png)
"... Oh, it's you, Link. And...?"
(http://i.imgur.com/0i1ON5P.png)
"You must be my lawyer. Go on, ask me anything."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 21, 2015, 04:59:21 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 05:05:26 pm
Post by: Dampe on July 21, 2015, 05:13:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 05:16:04 pm
"Don't ask me useless questions,"
(http://i.imgur.com/snURSqP.gif)
Post by: endlessblaze on July 21, 2015, 05:19:37 pm
((can I be co council?))
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 05:27:04 pm
"how do you know its useless? around here, insane troll logic is a valid method for lawyers"Wait for BadLemons' input.
((can I be co council?))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 21, 2015, 08:54:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Indeed he is right sir troll logic works here."
"Indeed he is right sir troll logic works here."
((Why not both? Lets cap it at two Co-c's.))
Post by: Tawa on July 21, 2015, 09:55:59 pm
"Oh, well, if it'll help my case... but I don't know."
((Sounds good to me, then. I'll add a rule capping player attorneys at 3, with up to 1 GM-played 'ace attorney' to help out when things are most dire and/or you want to abuse Perceive or the Mood Matrix.))
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 22, 2015, 03:39:20 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 22, 2015, 03:50:36 pm
(Off-topic, but posting here as the topic is already known and to get the thread moving again. Anyway, what would people's opinions be of me starting a game/RP based on the Bureau of Temporal Management and Maintenance?)
((there might be some problems in the future))
Post by: Person on July 22, 2015, 04:58:05 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 22, 2015, 05:02:21 pm
(Off-topic, but posting here as the topic is already known and to get the thread moving again. Anyway, what would people's opinions be of me starting a game/RP based on the Bureau of Temporal Management and Maintenance?)
((there might be some problems in the future))
(Could you be a bit more specific? Considering that this is talking about an organization that deals with time, your sentence had multiple meanings with how vague it is.)
Post by: endlessblaze on July 22, 2015, 05:44:44 pm
"alright I need a copy of the laws on secession, governmental hierarchy, and the authority of the crown!"
"you there! bring me a list of evendice against the king!"
Post by: Tawa on July 22, 2015, 08:22:35 pm
"im assuming since your here, your kingdom has laws that even you must follow"(http://i.imgur.com/0i1ON5P.png)
"alright I need a copy of the laws on secession, governmental hierarchy, and the authority of the crown!"
"you there! bring me a list of evendice against the king!"
"Against me? I thought you were part of my defense team! In any case, they don't think that any of those were reasons for the murder, so you don't need the specifics on that front."
(http://i.imgur.com/B4nb7G7.png)
"Let me explain what happened. I was just leaving a chat with the Duke, over an attempt to lighten his floor-scrubbing punishment to only most of the floors. I agreed that he didn't have to do the floor of the Fire Temple, and he gladly took the offer. We shook hands, and I called for the guards to come take him. Just as I was leaving the room, there was a scream, fell and terrible!"
(http://i.imgur.com/U0hXeKx.png)
"I turned around, and a shadowy figure was knelt over the Duke. I gasped in shock, and while I was stunned, the figure left; I don't remember how. When I recovered, the Duke was dead, blood spurting from his chest. I kneeled down next to him and reached out to inspect the wound and murder weapon, but I accidentally cut myself on the blade when I examined the sword. Just then, the guards came in, and assumed that I had done it. And, well, the Council decided it would be best to try me in the multiversal courts, since there's kind of a massive prosecutorial bias in Hyrule."
(http://i.imgur.com/B4nb7G7.png)
"So that's the story. Is there anything else you need to know?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 22, 2015, 08:40:49 pm
'hierarchy and authority is so i can find laws that might help your case"
"............AND SOMENE BRING ME A COKE! IM THIRSTY!"
((is the lemon the same one that defended blitz?))
Post by: Tawa on July 22, 2015, 09:07:55 pm
"I still want all those things, the evidence is so I can dispute it."
'hierarchy and authority is so i can find laws that might help your case"
"............AND SOMENE BRING ME A COKE! IM THIRSTY!"
((is the lemon the same one that defended blitz?))
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/JMqCWDw.png)"Enough! Take them if you so wish."
(http://i.imgur.com/FddW1tw.png) Hylian Royalty Laws added to the Court Record.
Post by: poketwo on July 22, 2015, 09:11:12 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 22, 2015, 09:17:58 pm
"blah blah blah, all laws apply to the nobility unless otherwise stated by the law....council approves laws, blah blah, succession of kingdom determined by reigning king/queen, if no successor has been detirmedited but there is a descendant, blha bha, trials, blha blah."
"...mmmm hierarchy, ........ mmmm...... could be useful........"
"officer? I need you to set up a polygraph test for the king. do you have a list of evidence against him?"
-looks around-
"shut it"
Post by: Tawa on July 22, 2015, 09:19:48 pm
"blah blah blah, all laws apply to the nobility unless otherwise stated by the law....council approves laws, blah blah, succession of kingdom determined by reigning king/queen, if no successor has been detirmedited but there is a descendant, blha bha, trials, blha blah."(http://i.imgur.com/un6xOmb.png)
"Did you even read it? Check the Court Record button!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 22, 2015, 09:27:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 22, 2015, 09:40:54 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 22, 2015, 10:41:47 pm
"ahhhhh....now I feel much more focused"
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2015, 12:43:56 pm
"So, is that everything? Do you need anything else?"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2015, 08:17:37 pm
"...Any of you? Are you there?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 23, 2015, 08:21:50 pm
-looks around- "ahem, we still need a polygraph test!"
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2015, 10:29:56 pm
A certain fellow appears in the doorway.
(http://i.imgur.com/D8E6CVQ.gif)
"I heard about the case. Figured I might spot you guys here, and I owe the lemon guy or his family one for working with me to find the truth behind the judge case. I don't have anything to do at the moment, so feel free to borrow this. For the uninformed, this thing lets you see if people are lying."
(http://i.imgur.com/Y6vsabR.png) Magatama added to Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/i68ACKi.gif)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to the office and watch TV. I've asked one of my associates to help out on this one, so if you see her anywhere, say hi."
Just as soon as he appeared, he leaves.
Post by: Adragis on July 24, 2015, 01:24:30 am
Post by: poketwo on July 24, 2015, 08:41:10 am
Post by: Dampe on July 24, 2015, 09:14:09 am
"I hate being a lawyer."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 24, 2015, 10:11:32 am
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 10:44:38 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Well? What did you want to ask me?"
((Hey, I just want to say that this is very fun to read and I would like to offer myself up for lawyering. I would also like to say Please put in five dollars for 40 more words oh just let me grab some change and -.))Sorry, but I've put a limit on up to 3 player attorneys on any given case. I'll have the first slot reserved for you on the next one, though!
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 11:13:01 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 24, 2015, 12:33:07 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 24, 2015, 03:14:44 pm
Post by: Dampe on July 24, 2015, 03:38:18 pm
"Eeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee the wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Alll versions of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE have really slow RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTION TTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSS!"
"This is a courtroom. Please use your inside voice."
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 24, 2015, 03:39:18 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 24, 2015, 03:57:12 pm
"You'll notice that that is his inside voice. Usually there's a lot more shouting and ALL-CAPS."
"Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL!"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 24, 2015, 03:59:34 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 24, 2015, 04:03:02 pm
"...what? I have no idea what you're even on about with that.""...... Look, if you are not getting it now, you never will"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 06:21:05 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 24, 2015, 07:43:43 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 07:50:50 pm
((will the judge recognize evidence of the magatama, or will he consider the locks as inconsequential without evidence to prove the locks are about the crime))
Post by: PrivateNomad on July 24, 2015, 08:01:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 08:05:49 pm
"We're not even in court! This is the detention center!"
The guard looks over at you.
"You guys have been here for, like, a couple days. Visiting hours are over."
Then he takes Harkinian back to his cell.
The police are at the scene all day, and you are unable to investigate. They also have all the witnesses in questioning. You're forced to wait for the trial.
Courtroom Lobby: Prelude to the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3g6-9riXHs)
(http://i.imgur.com/BuaNUvI.png)
"I wonder what'll happen out there..."
(http://i.imgur.com/rb1e4YD.png)
"I just wonder what the prosecutor's up to!"
Dampe gets a call on his cell phone at that moment.
(http://i.imgur.com/FzVlxPC.png)
"Hey, just figured you should know; I heard a leak from the D.A.'s office, and apparently they've put Prosecutor Blackquill on the case. He's got a pretty hardcore fail-streak, but he's also a pretty hardcore prosecutor. Don't let him catch you off-guard."
"And sorry for the delay with my associate; she's kind of... in a bind right now. She should catch up to you at some point during the trial. Anyway, best of luck!"
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
All rise, court is now in session! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1ULJRRKxY)(http://i.imgur.com/RDMrNVY.png)
Judge's Opening Statement (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7997086)
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"...Fine."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"The defendant decided that the punishment afforded the victim was too lenient, and killed him in cold blood. While the victim was stabbed, the defendant cut his hand on the blade, having been trained in the way of the sword... poorly. Then today's witness stumbled across the body, with King Harkinian knelt over it, his hands bloody."
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png) Autopsy Report added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/nlzaPsS.png) Ordon Sword added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif) "Is this case not clear to you? It's clear to me."
"please do so"The magatama tells you if somebody is hiding something. You use it to find the secrets they're hiding during investigations, which you're not in anymore. It's not evidence.
((will the judge recognize evidence of the magatama, or will he consider the locks as inconsequential without evidence to prove the locks are about the crime))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 08:23:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
I find the case quite unclear, thought you explanation is one possible event, there are other possible explanations.
consider for a moment, the position of nobility. this comes with many perils. including the risk of someone attempting to sow political chaos, and dissent. your statement actually helps this case.
(http://i.imgur.com/z8Zpr02.png)
if the king is so sloppy with the blade, not only would killing the duke be harder for him than it would a skilled swordsman, but it is possible that an assailant attacked the duke and the king cut himself trying to remove the dagger!
((there, is there a img tag argument the lets you flip the images?))
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 08:25:58 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 08:39:34 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 09:27:42 pm
"We already considered that angle. As our witness will testify, however, nobody entered or exited the room during the murder."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Additionally, the Duke was unarmed and unprepared to fight. The wound was messy and clearly made by an amateur, someone who had never used a sword in their lives. The king had never touched one until now."
((there, is there a img tag argument the lets you flip the images?))((I don't believe so.))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 09:35:37 pm
"ahhhh but your forgetting one thing, magic, I cannot recall any hyrule that does not contain magic, we cannot rule out the possibility of teleportation magic. or perhaps the killer made him or herself transparent before the room was even entered, and did not leave until after everyone left the room. possession of the king is also a possibility.
once magic enters play things that would be impossible to pull off are suddenly open."
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 09:47:04 pm
"Fool. You think we had not considered that? The only item in CD-i Hyrule that allows somebody to go unnoticed--there is no teleportation in CD-i Hyrule--is a magical cape secured in Princess Zelda's possession."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 09:54:15 pm
"that cape must have been made by someone, who is to say that another was not made?"
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 09:59:27 pm
"We looked into that, as well. The maker suffered from a rare condition that caused her eye color to change constantly. It killed her at some point in the past twenty years."
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"Can we just move to the cross-examination already? We've looked that theory over several hundred times and found no way for it to be possible."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 10:06:21 pm
"hold on just a moment, I have a few questions about that"
1. how was her condition fatal
2. that still leaves plenty of time for her to be alive, how do you know that she did not make another sometime between the first one, and her death. or perhaps she made two at the same time.
3. how do we know someone else did not make a similar item or devise a spell for the purpose of cloaking.
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 10:13:17 pm
"You're wasting the court's time! CD-i Hyrule has the greatest restrictions on magic in the multiverse. No new magical items were ever created in it after the Universal Police discovered its existence, immediately after the... incidents of Faces of Evil and Wand of Gamelon. There is no way the killer was invisible!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 10:19:18 pm
"all right, we can proceed, but I will insist on returning to this line of inquires if a possibility presents itself to me."
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 10:58:38 pm
"Thank you. Be warned that if you continue to press irrelevant lines of questioning such as that, you will be be penalized."
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)
"Now, let us begin the first cross-examination. This man stumbled upon the body the day of the murder."
Witness #1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUTeyZBEWA)
(http://i.imgur.com/qF9Epgu.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Name and profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/qF9Epgu.png)
"I.M. Meen."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"I asked for your name, not your demeanor."
(http://i.imgur.com/qF9Epgu.png)
"That is my name."
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"What? Th... the puns are getting worse."
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
"You, boy! In the coat! Oh, how I hate kids! He's not going to cross examine me, is he?"
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"He will cross-examine you, but he's n--"
(http://i.imgur.com/JKfsXg9.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Hs1FPvE.png)
"NO NO NO! I WON'T HAVE ANY CHILD DO SUCH A THING!"
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"For the sake of the court, can you please at least pretend it's an adult? Even though he's already one?"
(http://i.imgur.com/5O8k20M.gif)
"FINE! IF YOU INSIST! BUT HE HAS TO PUT ON A DEEP VOICE!"
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Fine. Blaze-dono, put on your best grown-up voice, please. Mr. Meen, please tell the court what you saw, and knock some sense into our silly defense attorneys here."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
-- What I Saw --
(http://i.imgur.com/CKKyFhG.gif)
"I was at Hyrule Castle on a business trip."
"I heard a screaming sound coming from the room where the King was having a meeting."
"I rushed in, and the King was kneeling over the Duke!"
"His hands were covered in blood, but the wound was clean."
"I called for the guards and ran off."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB61BpPqi8E)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/C8JKKCI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
-- What I Saw --
(http://i.imgur.com/CKKyFhG.gif)
"I was at Hyrule Castle on a business trip."
"I heard a screaming sound coming from the room where the King was having a meeting."
"I rushed in, and the King was kneeling over the Duke!"
"His hands were covered in blood, but the wound was clean."
"I called for the guards and ran off."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB61BpPqi8E)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/C8JKKCI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 11:02:33 pm
-blaze trys to use the the megta....maga....the truth thingy-
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 11:15:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
"It had tan bricks on the walls and grey bricks on the floor. It was otherwise undecorated."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 11:18:13 pm
so mister meen, you said the wound was clean, what did you mean by that? also might I ask what you profession is, and what business did you have in the castle?
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 11:27:36 pm
so mister meen, you said the wound was clean, what did you mean by that?(http://i.imgur.com/qF9Epgu.png)
"There wasn't an awful lot of blood anywhere but the sword's blade."
also might I ask what you profession is, and what business did you have in the castle?(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
"I'm a powerful magician, and I lock children inside magic mazes to kill things and fix grammar errors. I was at the castle on account of having a summation hearing regarding the legality of my actions."
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"If you intend to indict the witness, don't even bother. His other crimes have been cleared up with the state, and there were several other witnesses outside the room. Meen was passing by and was the one who looked inside the room; the other witnesses' alibis check out with his."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2015, 11:36:12 pm
"i see....mmmm....interesting, why would a wound, bleeding so heavily be so clean, just to be clear the dukes clothing was also very clean?"
-scribbles something down in a notebook-
Spoiler: for the defense only (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2015, 11:53:01 pm
"The duke's clothing was quite clean, yes."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 25, 2015, 12:17:38 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 25, 2015, 11:47:54 am
((I can already see a tiny contradiction that could Pull The Thread. But since I'm not in the game right now, I'll only give it if you seem to be having trouble.))
((I think I see it to))
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"mister meen, I would like to know your thoughts on this. more specifically, does it not strike you as odd that such a wound, one that covered the floor with blood, would not stain the clothes, what do you believe could have caused something like that"
Post by: Tawa on July 25, 2015, 06:19:43 pm
"The floor was covered in blood? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT‽"
(http://i.imgur.com/JKfsXg9.png) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/Blackquill%20-%20Objection!.mp3)
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"...Have you ever even stabbed someone, 'swordmaster'?"
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)
"If you had, you'd know that while the blade is still in, very little blood is lost."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Meen saw the scene while Harkinian still had the sword in!"
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
"...He's right. The king was holding the sword."
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)
"Contradiction resolved! Add that to your testimony, witness."
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/qF9Epgu.png)
"I was at Hyrule Castle on a business trip."
"I heard a screaming sound coming from the room where the King was having a meeting."
"I rushed in, and the King was kneeling over the Duke!"
"His hands were covered in blood, but the wound was clean."
"The king was still holding the sword, wielding it like a pro!"
"I called for the guards and ran off."
"I was at Hyrule Castle on a business trip."
"I heard a screaming sound coming from the room where the King was having a meeting."
"I rushed in, and the King was kneeling over the Duke!"
"His hands were covered in blood, but the wound was clean."
"The king was still holding the sword, wielding it like a pro!"
"I called for the guards and ran off."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 25, 2015, 08:41:43 pm
"oh yes, I was simply under the impression that the blade had been removed, however this creates another contradiction.
"THE KING HAS NEVER TRAINED WITH THE SWORD IN HIS LIFE!"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 25, 2015, 08:43:00 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 25, 2015, 08:46:30 pm
((You missed a bigger one.))
((the fact he is a magician? I was going to pull that one if this failed. might still do so actually.))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 25, 2015, 08:53:07 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 25, 2015, 09:08:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 25, 2015, 09:51:07 pm
"Witness, explain."
(http://i.imgur.com/htVbJJf.gif)
"Well, he was holding it one-handed, and he looked pretty comfortable using it..."
(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"Witness, this is incredibly important. The wound was incredibly messy, but you say it was clean. Why?"
(http://i.imgur.com/5O8k20M.gif)
"I... uuh... aaahhhhhhhhhhh! Maybe he's right, maybe he's... I don't know anymore!"
(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"Witness, you have outlived your usefulness! Leave, or taste my steel."
Meen high-tails it out of there, apologizing profusely.
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"The prosecution will now summon an adequate, reliable witness, rather than that dotard, who seems far too impressionable for his own good. Next witness!"
A short recess is called.
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"During the recess, I did some research of my own. It would appear that the King had done lots of sword training in his youth, so he would be a professional. This witness will explain why the wound was so messy."
(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"Name. Profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
"I am-a Perrino, yeah? I-a guard la castle, a-yeah?"
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)
"This guard was one of the people who saw Meen when he screamed for the guards. Hopefully he can help elucidate the truth."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Tell the court what you saw when the dotard that was here before screamed."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/a4vNGd9.gif)
"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"An' then 'eh called for help."
"I ran in the room with 'ee grey floor an' eh tan walls an' eh doors an' eh windows all quick-like, yeh?"
"An' there is the Duke's body, with 'e big wound an' all. 'Ere was blood all over 'es clothes, an' 'eh floor."
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."
"See? It makes sense now. Cross-examine all you like, you'll never make a difference."
((Also: The implication was that the killer was holding the sword while it was in the wound, before drawing it out. No contradiction.))
(http://i.imgur.com/a4vNGd9.gif)
"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"An' then 'eh called for help."
"I ran in the room with 'ee grey floor an' eh tan walls an' eh doors an' eh windows all quick-like, yeh?"
"An' there is the Duke's body, with 'e big wound an' all. 'Ere was blood all over 'es clothes, an' 'eh floor."
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)"See? It makes sense now. Cross-examine all you like, you'll never make a difference."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/C8JKKCI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/C8JKKCI.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
((I want to see blackquill's "GRHAAA I CANT BELLIVE I MADE SUCH A STUPID MISTAKE " face))((Unfortunately, the wiki didn't have that one on their rips page, although the desk slamming is close.))
((Also: The implication was that the killer was holding the sword while it was in the wound, before drawing it out. No contradiction.))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 25, 2015, 10:03:59 pm
don't you think that threat was a bit it much black quill?
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"i actually had one more question to ask meen but oh well"
"anyways sir, are you positive the sword had fallen out? rather than been removed?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 26, 2015, 02:03:34 am
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 02:35:54 am
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 26, 2015, 09:02:08 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 01:34:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 03:16:26 pm
"anyways sir, are you positive the sword had fallen out? rather than been removed?"(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
"Actually, yes, I suppose it could have."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 03:26:16 pm
"how skilled was/is the king? can you tell me about the his fighting style? and did he have any quirks in his style?"
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 03:31:11 pm
"I-a don't-a know-a!"
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"The king had never actually fought somebody and had not trained in several years. It is therefore not only plausible, but likely that he would be unfamiliar with the physics of tearing the blade from the duke's flesh."
(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"Ready to admit defeat yet, Blaze-dono?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 03:40:16 pm
"so is that the reason for the misconception that he had no training? that no one ever saw him use one?"
......"how very convenient"
"so then mister.....perrno was it? what is the crest on your blade? does cd-i hyrule not use the tri-force as its crest?
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 04:08:47 pm
"Actually, I wasn't-a really thinking straight-a. This iz my first time in la court, yes?"
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"The king's training is well-documented. The testimony given by our witnesses has disproven the idea that the king made a messy wound due to his status as an amateur; instead, he was unable to pull the blade out cleanly."
"so then mister.....perrno was it? what is the crest on your blade? does cd-i hyrule not use the tri-force as its crest?(http://i.imgur.com/JKfsXg9.png) (http://www.court-records.net/sounds/Blackquill%20-%20Objection!.mp3)
(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif')
"Don't waste our time."
(http://i.imgur.com/omfMUM6.gif)
Judge (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7999128)
LEGAL HEALTH BAR:
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Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 04:22:06 pm
"i was actually going somewhere with that, but if you insist."
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"i actually have a question for you mister blackquil. you say that you did some more research, and that the king did in fact have training. but at first you claimed he had never used the sword at all, despite claiming you had done your research then!"
"and lets not forget how you spoke of the possibilities of magic assination! you said you had looked over the posibbites of magic and and found no way for it to happen! you claimed magic was tightly controlled. yet what was the profession of your first witness!? a magician!"
"do you have any manner of explanation for this contradiction, I can understand a few mistakes, but it concerns me that our information on cd-I hyrule might be inaccurate. and we may need to re-evaluate our understandings"
"psst....dante, lemon, you two haven't spoken since the trial started, what are you thinking?
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 04:26:48 pm
"i actually have a question for you mister blackquil. you say that you did some more research, and that the king did in fact have training. but at first you claimed he had never used the sword at all, despite claiming you had done your research then!"(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"I will admit I was a bit... presumptuous before. But I had taken the princess's statement that '[Harkinian] wasn't exactly a professional with a sword' to mean he was untrained."
"and lets not forget how you spoke of the possibilities of magic assination! you said you had looked over the posibbites of magic and and found no way for it to happen! you claimed magic was tightly controlled. yet what was the profession of your first witness!? a magician!"(http://i.imgur.com/gwFrz5N.gif)
"Heh. Fool. I. M. Meen is from a different layer of Video Game Hell than CD-i Hyrule. Meen can do whatever he wants with his magic as long as it stays in his own realm."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 04:33:40 pm
"oh well we all make mistakes"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
but if meen is from a different layer why was he having a trial in hyrule?
hey guys, im thinking that if things take a turn for the worst we can call a mistral. what do you guys think?
((why is it just back and forth from me and blackquill, where is dammpe and lemons?))
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 04:39:26 pm
but if meen is from a different layer why was he having a trial in hyrule?(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
...
((why is it just back and forth from me and blackquill, where is dammpe and lemons?))
"Hyrule's court circuit was the one the Interdimensional Prosecutor's Office chose for Meen, on account of wanting to nail him for his crimes as hard as possible with the Hylian prosecutorial bias."
((Dampe I'm not sure, but BadLemonsXI hasn't been on in several days.))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 04:57:30 pm
"i see.....I guess that makes some sense."
"your honor, may I be permitted to see the murder weapon?"
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
"Mr. Blaze, it's been in the Court Record the entire time."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 05:18:21 pm
"ah yes, my apologies.
(http://i.imgur.com/FEfvJEy.png)
01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110010 00101110
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
"thank you...................."
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
"erhggg....well...looks like you were correct black quill. there Is no magical residue on this blade.
((I sent a pm to dampe, have yet to get anything back"))
((excuse me while I crop my robot's image))
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 05:26:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"Well, Blaze-dono? Do you admit defeat?"
((Just an aside: I would advise against you filling in case details on your own in the future.))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 05:40:17 pm
"no, not yet, I cannot speak for the jury, but you have not convinced me behind a reasonable doubt that my client is guilty. and until you can convince me of that I wont give up."
"lisstin these two are no help as long as there not in there bodies, I need you to find wright, and ask him where his associate is.
(http://i.imgur.com/FEfvJEy.png)
"01101111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01100101 01101001 01110110 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 01000111 01010000 01010011 00100000 01110011 01111001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101101 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00101110 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01110010 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00101110"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 05:51:02 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 05:53:09 pm
"do you see a contradiction?"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 05:57:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 05:59:21 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:01:01 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 06:04:04 pm
"as pesky as always.....leave or taste my blade"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:05:25 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 06:07:08 pm
"cut to the point or I will cut you."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 06:09:05 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:11:07 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 06:12:26 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2015, 06:12:45 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 06:15:06 pm
"don't be so sure, I have quite a few swords of my own design that might be helpful"
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
..."just hope wrights pal gets here soon"
-notices lemon's eyes clearing up-
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
thank armok your back. I could use some help.
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:17:03 pm
"I've got a ghostbusting laser. I'm quite willing to do my job as bailiff if necessary. But by all means, continue."
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "I still have some hope left that endless blaze can figure it out."
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"don't be so sure, I have quite a few swords of my own design that might be helpful"
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
..."just hope wrights pal gets here soon"
-notices lemon's eyes clearing up-
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
thank armok your back. I could use some help.
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): " Now its gone..... Look, both testimonies have contradictory locations of where the sword is at, ok?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 06:18:41 pm
"i noticed, but at this point meen is considered an unreliable witness"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 06:20:16 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2015, 06:20:27 pm
"I still have some hope left that endless blaze can figure it out."
(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Thank you ghost thing I was just getting to that. But first I have my own questions."
"Thank you ghost thing I was just getting to that. But first I have my own questions."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:23:00 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 06:26:28 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2015, 06:34:34 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Mr. Perrino you didn't mention where the king was when you entered the room could you please tell us."
"Mr. Perrino you didn't mention where the king was when you entered the room could you please tell us."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:35:27 pm
"I recommend you be a bit quiet now unless you want to receive some lasers to your face. Speaking to the ghost if it wasn't clear."(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "Ya do know that I'm not doing anything disruptive."
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 06:52:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Mr. Perrino you didn't mention where the king was when you entered the room could you please tell us."
"He was-a holdin' on-to the sword, yeh?"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 06:53:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "Endless blaze, looks like I've been rectified or something."(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Mr. Perrino you didn't mention where the king was when you entered the room could you please tell us."
"He was-a holdin' on-to the sword, yeh?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2015, 07:01:48 pm
"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."
(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"But wait good sir you told us the sword was on the ground? You never said when you went into the room the king was there holding the sword. That's a very important piece of information to leave out."
"But wait good sir you told us the sword was on the ground? You never said when you went into the room the king was there holding the sword. That's a very important piece of information to leave out."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 07:03:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "I shall comment that it seems someone is pushing a narrative with all the talk of ' the king is holding the sword' business.""So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."(http://i.imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"But wait good sir you told us the sword was on the ground? You never said when you went into the room the king was there holding the sword. That's a very important piece of information to leave out."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 07:04:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 07:07:37 pm
"Whoops, sorry, meester lemon. 'Eh prosecutor told me to testify about how 'eh body looked. 'Eh king dropped 'eh sword when I investigated 'eh wound, you see, but 'e was 'olding 'eh sword when I got 'ere."
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"Our witness isn't the sharpest katana on the rack. Cut him some slack."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 07:11:48 pm
*Goes into the background*
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 07:20:43 pm
"Face it, Lemons-dono. It's over. Your client's guilty! Simple as that!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 07:24:49 pm
OBJECTION!
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)
"ALL THROUGHOUT THIS TRIAL YOU HAVE CORECTED YOURSELF AND YOUR WITNNESES HAVE CHANGED THE STORY! WHEN MEEN WAS BROUGHT FORTH YOU SAID HIS TISTIMONY MATCHED THE OTHERS! I HAVE YET TO SEE ANYTHING MATCH UP!"
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 07:36:07 pm
"How do you propose it happened, then?"
(http://i.imgur.com/T98BGTw.gif)
"Unless you can demonstrate that the king DIDN'T do it, however shaky the dullard witnesses may be, it's the only explanation we have!"
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"In any case, Meen's testimony hasn't directly contradicted Perrino's. Perrino's clears up the contradictions between the evidence and Meen's testimony!"
(http://i.imgur.com/T98BGTw.gif)
"The evidence doesn't lie! The king is guilty!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 07:39:39 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 07:41:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/z8Zpr02.png)
there is someone I want to question, someone who, though not a witness, I believe can shed some light on the truth.
THE PRINCESS HERSELF!
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 07:43:00 pm
"I presume the possibility of mind control magic isn't valid, then. Good luck, blaze."(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"It most certainly is not. The King meditates on a mountain, once a month, every year, in order to build a mental resistance to outside influences. Nothing short of Ganon, wielding the entire Triforce, could penetrate his thoughts."
there is someone I want to question, someone who, though not a witness, I believe can shed some light on the truth.(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
THE PRINCESS HERSELF!
"Explain."
((surissuly, someone, get a link, my internet is a bit slow for YouTube so I cant do it))((Not yet. The epic music has to wait until you've actually demolished the other side's story.))
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 07:48:28 pm
"you claim to have spoken with the princess. I want to learn more about that. and if anyone knows anything about the security of the castle, the laws, the dangers, and the power of magic, and the resistance of her father.... IT WOULD BE HER!"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 07:49:30 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:01:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "Excuse me, prosecuter, can I and the lawyers know what the crime that the duke commited that the king killed him?"(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"Aiding Ganon. A crime of the highest degree."
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"you claim to have spoken with the princess. I want to learn more about that. and if anyone knows anything about the security of the castle, the laws, the dangers, and the power of magic, and the resistance of her father.... IT WOULD BE HER!"
"Everyone can tell you're grasping, Blaze-dono."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Mr. Blaze, might I remind you that the police have already checked into all of this, and that we have already covered all aspects of your questions in the trial? Magic was established to be out of the question very early on, and security in the part of the castle where the crime was committed was incredibly tight. Perrino was right outside the door!"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:04:17 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:06:27 pm
"I-am not 'e smartest man in 'e world, but I have eyes like la hawk!"
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"In any case, there was another guard out there. Perrino was simply the one we summoned to the stand. Their testimonies match exactly."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 08:07:12 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:08:01 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 08:08:39 pm
"i know the king is innocent, I can tell. but if this continues, the trial could well be lost!. if wrights associate doesn't get here soon.....wait...that's it!"
"your honor. if I may have a five minuets recess."
((ninjaed))
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"yes. perhaps that would be wise."
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:11:36 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "But how did Mr, Mc Mean even get in there in the first place?"(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Perrino and the other guard guard the door directly across the hall from the crime scene. Meen was passing by the door at the moment of the crime and yelled for the guards when he looked in."
"I feel like you're missing something important. Perhaps you should bring on the next witness?"(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"What do you think we're missing?"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 08:12:55 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 08:14:10 pm
"yes, bring the next witness in"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:16:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:24:21 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "And also, why would the King even kill the duke, as there have been many times where the duke just got a light punishment for committing treason!(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"The duke had been assigned to scrub all the floors in Hyrule. All of them. Including the dungeons? The ones filled with monsters? The duke attempted to reason with the mad king, but the King decided that that dangerous task wasn't enough and dealt his own death penalty."
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"yes, bring the next witness in"
"The prosecution doesn't have any more. Not as though they are necessary."
(http://i.imgur.com/T98BGTw.gif)
"This case was decided from the moment you stepped into the courtroom!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I'm going to render my verdict now, Mr. Blaze, Mr. Lemons, and Mr. Dampe. Do you have anything to say?"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/PMykSl8.gif)
"This will be your last say in the trial, so make it count."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:27:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:30:48 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "Then you are forgeting all the other wizards in CD-i hyrule planet, like that Gwonam guy."(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"Squadallah-dono was stripped of his magic after the incident. Allow the defense to speak!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 08:31:35 pm
Fallacy holds a ghost-destroying laser to poketwo's head.
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:33:22 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:37:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/v8NGl4B.gif)
"Yes, but that is entirely unrelated! Let the defense speak!"
(http://i.imgur.com/T98BGTw.gif)
"Defense! Last words! Now!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 08:38:45 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:40:58 pm
The laser is aimed very accurately. Poketwo won't get a chance to speak before a laser cuts through his ghostly head.*The laser goes through the head, as this ghost is a diffrent kind than the laser was able to handle*
Post by: 3man75 on July 26, 2015, 08:41:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 08:41:47 pm
"....................yes your honor, I have something to say.......
we came to this trial to determine the truth, but have we done so? have we truly done so? let us pause to consider the contradictions in this trial. can the prosecution be trusted to be correct when they shift and make contradictions? can we trust that the prosecutor, who himself admitted he had been presumptuous. is correct that the king is guilty?
lets consider....if he is wrong....when everyone believes he is right.....think for a moment about hat a guilty verdict means for hyrule. about what happens if an innocent man is removed from his authority....what would the real killer do then?
....................to find a quilty verdict you must prove beyond reasonable doubt that the king is guilty. has the prosecution met that requirement, or, I ask you all, do we sill have that doubt?
wright's associate better have a good excuse.....
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 08:42:51 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 08:45:06 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png)"You do realize that I was killed in this courtroom do you?"
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 08:46:08 pm
"Defense, your speech was moving. However, I'm afraid I see Mr. Blackquill's version of the events to be much more reasonable than any propositions the defense has made, considering you've never once proposed an alternative series of events."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This case seems extremely clear to me. I see no room for misinterpretation of the facts. I find the defendant, King Harkinian..."
(http://s14.postimg.org/pkrhh6nf1/GUILTY.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This court is adjourned!"
(http://i.imgur.com/urQVBhp.gif)
"This case seems extremely clear to me. I see no room for misinterpretation of the facts. I find the defendant, King Harkinian..."
(http://s14.postimg.org/pkrhh6nf1/GUILTY.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This court is adjourned!"
(http://i.imgur.com/urQVBhp.gif)
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 09:13:35 pm
!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmCF8txfZnQ)
(http://i.imgur.com/VFmxYax.gif)
"Your Honor! Wait! There's something wrong with the witness's testimony!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I've already delivered my verdict, Miss Cykes. This better be good."
(http://i.imgur.com/H6CJrob.png)
"Sorry I'm late, I was... in a bind. You must be the defense attorneys Mr. Wright was talking about--I'm Mr. Wright's associate, Athena Cykes."
(http://i.imgur.com/lp584wU.png)
"I know what I heard--I heard discord in that guard's heart. I'm sure of it! If we can find out why, I'm sure it'll blow this whole case wide open!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Miss Cykes, what are you talking about?"
(http://i.imgur.com/H6CJrob.png)
"Your Honor, if we analyze the witness's emotions, we should be able to find out why there's discord in his heart. It could open up new lines of questioning. If we want to understand the truth behind this case, we'll need to do it!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Mr. Blackquill, your thoughts?"
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"...Let her. It won't do anything, but we could humor her and her silly computer."
(http://i.imgur.com/WDoP1Bo.png)
"Alright, this is your real last chance. Let me explain how to do this: You'll see the witness's testimony, and the emotions it makes them feel. Just find the emotion that doesn't fit with what they're saying, and ask them about it! Got it?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 09:19:38 pm
"I....think so...cant be any harder than
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 09:21:25 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 09:22:09 pm
"no"
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 09:41:34 pm
"I....think so...cant be any harder than !!SPOILER!!?"((Spoilers, man!))
Mood Matrix~Commence the Psychological Analysis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPB7izLB8LY)
(http://i.imgur.com/8tZDY0v.gif)
"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"An' then 'eh called for help."
"I ran in the room with 'ee grey floor an' eh tan walls an' eh doors an' eh windows all quick-like, yeh?"
"An' there is the Duke's body, with 'e big wound an' all. 'Ere was blood all over 'es clothes, an' 'eh floor."
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."
(http://i.imgur.com/WDoP1Bo.png)
"Hey, I think there's a couple points where he's surprised when he shouldn't be. You should focus on that."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 09:50:56 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 10:04:38 pm
"I....im not sure.......mmmmmm...wait....that last frame....does he remain...."
(http://"http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png")
"wait....is that a graphical mistake?, that frame when the guard comes in the king is holding the sword in his hands....if these frames are accurate then the sword was dropped to the floor after the guard ran in!"
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:07:28 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:07:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "I knew the motive for the king killing the duke was insane!""You're dead."
Another round of ghost-busting lasers strike Poketwo, these ones calibrated to cause excruciating pain.
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:10:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png) " I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:14:01 pm
More lasers assault Poketwo!
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:15:07 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 10:15:49 pm
"look poketwo I don't even know how this works. so when these frames look wired I don't know what im looking at. it does not help that its cycling. I cant tell if the part with the door Is hearing the scream or running to tell the other guards.
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
if your going to lend me your machine miss can you lend me a manual"?
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:16:38 pm
Another, rather large, laser strikes Poketwo in his ghostly skull!
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:18:54 pm
*Pops back*
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 26, 2015, 10:19:41 pm
*pops back up again*
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png) " I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"
(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:20:39 pm
"Blast it, you're not a lawyer of any sort, you're just a random ghost of a pokemon. Do I really need to say that you don't belong here?"
Streaks of differently magically powered lasers strike Poketwo in various places.
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:22:23 pm
*pops back up again*
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png) " I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"
(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)
(I'm going to do another lawsuit before that one can be done))
*the lasers do not harm ??poketwo??*
Post by: FelixSparks on July 26, 2015, 10:23:42 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:24:59 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 10:25:58 pm
((if you do I call defending fallacy))*pops back up again*
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png) " I can easily file a lawsuit against you for this!"
(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"hey.....right there. sir, were you...surprised by all the blood? or by the fact the sword was on the floor?"
"psst. hey miss did my robot ever find you?"
"sure just a sec"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:29:13 pm
"Thank you, much appreciated. Excuse me, I've got a ghost to evict."
Fallacy draws the sword from its scabbard(if it has one) and charges the ghostly Scyther, aiming to remove the blasted thing's head.
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 10:29:54 pm
Fallacy, please avoid cluttering the thread with shenanigans. Poketwo, please avoid giving the defense hints unless they specifically ask for it.
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)(http://i.imgur.com/5IGp4xy.png)
"look poketwo I don't even know how this works. so when these frames look wired I don't know what im looking at. it does not help that its cycling. I cant tell if the part with the door Is hearing the scream or running to tell the other guards.
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
if your going to lend me your machine miss can you lend me a manual"?
"Eep, sorry! Here, I'll slow it down for you. The one with the closeup of the creepy guy's face goes with the second statement, by the way."
"...Oh man, are the JPEG artifacts getting in my hair again?"
(http://i.imgur.com/c103Xd7.gif)
"So, the creepy guy went into the room, yeh?"
"An' then 'eh called for help."
"I ran in the room with 'ee grey floor an' eh tan walls an' eh doors an' eh windows all quick-like, yeh?"
"An' there is the Duke's body, with 'e big wound an' all. 'Ere was blood all over 'es clothes, an' 'eh floor."
"'Eh sword was a-lying next to the body. Eet 'ad slipped out from 'eh wound, an' made eet beeger as eet fell, an' so the wound was messy an' 'eez blood was everywhere."
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 10:31:35 pm
"hey.....right there. sir, were you...surprised by all the blood? or by the fact the sword was on the floor?"(http://i.imgur.com/8Sc6NUz.png)
"Neither, actually... the sword-a belonged to Link, and eet shouldn't-a even been in la castle that day."
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:33:27 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 10:37:49 pm
"its fine miss"
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)
......."of course......I would like to question link,"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"oh and fallacy, use this to get rid of the ghost, but please take the fight outside. I made it just now for this situation."
(http://i.imgur.com/XVEE5tt.png)
its called ghost wing.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 10:43:41 pm
((Shouldn't be any more annoyance from us for the case now. That is if poketwo comes to fight me.))
((Also I believe this will be trial material for the future, after the duel.))
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 10:46:12 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 10:51:24 pm
"the sword has nothing to do with fire emblem. I made it just now in rex-paint"
"hey miss, while we are waiting on link, do you know were my robot is? I told it to try and find you."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 26, 2015, 10:57:31 pm
(I might take that case after the Cdi-Hyrule one is over.)((if you do I call defending fallacy))
(Note the use of the word 'might' and that I never said I would be on Poketwo's side of that trial. On the flip side, I did not mention working on fallacy's side either. Puts my current state as Schrodinger's Lawyer.)
(As to the Poketwo-Fallacy fight as it currently stands, why hasn't someone just called in the Ghostbusters?)
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 26, 2015, 11:04:26 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 26, 2015, 11:07:31 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 26, 2015, 11:32:05 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 11:34:42 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2015, 11:35:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)(http://i.imgur.com/5IGp4xy.png)
"the sword has nothing to do with fire emblem. I made it just now in rex-paint"
"hey miss, while we are waiting on link, do you know were my robot is? I told it to try and find you."
"...You might want to check the trash bin back at the agency... It just kept bumping into me...
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"At this time, the court cannot yet reach Mr. Link for his testimony. As such, we will suspend proceedings for today. I repeal my earlier verdict, on account of new evidence putting the defendant's guilt under scrutiny. This court is adjourned!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 11:42:40 pm
"it probably wanted you get on. its a transport robot......-sigh- at least tell me its still in funct-how did you even fit it in a trash can?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"when shall we reconvene your honor?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2015, 11:54:44 pm
(http://imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Im so sorry I havn't been of much help."
(http://i.imgur.com/T94Nm5Z.png)
"I'll try some of my contacts to see if I can find anything that may help when we reconvene.""Im so sorry I havn't been of much help."
(http://i.imgur.com/T94Nm5Z.png)
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2015, 11:57:22 pm
"ok here is what im thinking, the guard said the room had a window right? what if link hooked shoted up there, stabbed the duke, and hooked back out? its possible link felt the punishment of cleaning floors was to lenient."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 26, 2015, 11:58:48 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2015, 12:02:02 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 12:04:08 am
"alright how? make it quick I have a robot to fix."
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2015, 12:10:18 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 12:11:31 am
"i have no idea what your talking about."
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2015, 12:18:09 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 12:21:10 am
"I DONT KNOW A SUPREMA! sigh, anyways.....I have a robot to fix up, lemons figure out what the ghost is talking about"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"miss can you take me to it?"
Post by: poketwo on July 27, 2015, 12:24:05 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 12:25:09 am
-blaze just walks away....right out of the court room-
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 12:36:14 am
(http://i.imgur.com/i8JQiaP.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDFcvpU.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hoX6YRG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YJJtFES.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qpLcdit.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDFcvpU.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDFcvpU.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/hoX6YRG.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YJJtFES.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qpLcdit.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZDFcvpU.png)
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 01:23:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)(http://i.imgur.com/5IGp4xy.png)
"it probably wanted you get on. its a transport robot......-sigh- at least tell me its still in funct-how did you even fit it in a trash can?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"when shall we reconvene your honor?"
"To put it positively, you have five or six robots now."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Tomorrow. Additionally, I deeply apologize for nearly convicting your client before the evidence was revealed. I hope you can discover the truth of the case tomorrow."
(http://i.imgur.com/H6CJrob.png)
"Well, I'm going to go investigate on my own. I'll let you know if I find anything!"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 01:41:21 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 01:41:59 am
"alright, im going to teleport to my robot and fix it, then I will meet up with you."
-teleports-
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 01:46:37 am
((Where can I get those CD-i rips?))You'll have to hunt for them, I have yet to find a repository. You'd probably get the best results by screenshotting YouTube videos.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 03:03:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/W4Q0lVo.png)
"Thats it Im getting out of here, Going home!"
(http://i.imgur.com/kShMSjv.png)
"Ghaaa!"
(http://i.imgur.com/fxajfH6.png)
"HEY! Watch it or I'l--"
(http://i.imgur.com/IAcGf7Y.png)
"..."
(http://i.imgur.com/e2NVXfv.png)
"Ahh What do you want?"
(http://i.imgur.com/tVzLE7Q.png)
"..."
(http://i.imgur.com/a3QE2vB.png)
"Hey don't mess with me or else!"
(http://i.imgur.com/LFkO0mC.png)
"..." "HEY WHAT THE! AGH HEP-"
"Thats it Im getting out of here, Going home!"
(http://i.imgur.com/kShMSjv.png)
"Ghaaa!"
(http://i.imgur.com/fxajfH6.png)
"HEY! Watch it or I'l--"
(http://i.imgur.com/IAcGf7Y.png)
"..."
(http://i.imgur.com/e2NVXfv.png)
"Ahh What do you want?"
(http://i.imgur.com/tVzLE7Q.png)
"..."
(http://i.imgur.com/a3QE2vB.png)
"Hey don't mess with me or else!"
(http://i.imgur.com/LFkO0mC.png)
"..." "HEY WHAT THE! AGH HEP-"
*SSSSSSSK* *Vrrrrrrrrrr*
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 04:08:09 am
"THERE! GOOD AS NEW"
(http://i.imgur.com/FEfvJEy.png)
"scary lady, no scary lady. crazy, crazy, the hammer.......the hammer....."
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
"maybe next time, you should try switching to English mode BEFORE talking to someone without a binary translator "
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 27, 2015, 12:24:51 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nbkWbH6.png): "Sorry, her name is actualy Suprena. Just find her where the magic carpet guy took link that one time.""You make no sense. I'm still quite tempted to blast you again- or bisect you with this wonderful sword."
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 01:47:41 pm
MEANWHILE...-snip-
(http://i.imgur.com/5YMLN9H.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/YqbS1rk.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/D6ccCdV.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q9a93OJ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Q6Ni5Uf.png)
Some time later, you drop by Link's house to talk to him.
Link's House
2:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VZlfHWz.png)2:28 PM
"Hey guys! I heard about my sword. I wonder how it got to the castle?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 02:04:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"do you know of anyone that might want to frame the king?
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 02:12:43 pm
"Well, of course. The king isn't exactly wildly popular, you know."
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 07:45:07 pm
"...You ok? You've been standing there silently for a while now..."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 07:49:23 pm
"oh yes, sorry, I let my mind slip into some of my other bodies."
"can you elaborate on the kings popularity? or lack there of."
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 08:08:51 pm
"Well,I don't really know much about that, but I don't think anybody would want to frame him for murder."
*BANG*
(http://i.imgur.com/SBI1vrv.png)
He's lying.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 08:26:14 pm
Meanwhile
(http://i.imgur.com/jTocl3g.gif)
What. . .Where. . .what happened. . . .where . I'm I? HELP! HELP!
(http://i.imgur.com/jTocl3g.gif)
What. . .Where. . .what happened. . . .where . I'm I? HELP! HELP!
Post by: 3man75 on July 27, 2015, 08:32:26 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 27, 2015, 08:33:30 pm
"i myself can think of a couple of reasons. one might think that the king was to lenient on the duke, and took maters into there own hands. framing him could have been an unintional side effect, or planed. someone might want to incite political chaos. or maybe they just despised his policies"
"im interested in the HOW as well, there was a window in the room ifi recall correctly....do you have any idea how one might have gone about getting in through there?"
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 09:08:05 pm
"Get in through the window? I don't think you could. The windows don't have latches."
((You're supposed to prove he's lying about not thinking anybody would want to frame the king for murder using evidence. Then you find out what the truth is and why he's lying.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 09:13:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/xulrmPN.jpg)
Wh-wh-wh-whats going on! HELLO! HELP!
Wh-wh-wh-whats going on! HELLO! HELP!
Spoiler: Tawa if you want to start using him again here. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tawa on July 27, 2015, 09:17:55 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 27, 2015, 11:03:56 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 27, 2015, 11:39:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JjJBBFh.jpg)
Morn'n sunshine. Sleep well?
Morn'n sunshine. Sleep well?
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 06:37:51 am
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:08:54 am
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 07:22:33 am
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 12:01:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/OLuckR4.jpg)
"Why am I here? I was just testifying in a trial! They kicked me out of the courtroom!"
"Why am I here? I was just testifying in a trial! They kicked me out of the courtroom!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 12:54:37 pm
"just a moment ago you said the king was not very popular, so surely you must know about SOMETHING that SOMEONE would kill over"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 12:58:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)(http://i.imgur.com/SBI1vrv.png)
"just a moment ago you said the king was not very popular, so surely you must know about SOMETHING that SOMEONE would kill over"
"Maybe there is a reason. Can you show me some evidence, to prove it?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 01:02:09 pm
"and im guessing that the fact I have what amounts to a magical lie detector does not count?.....very well. I like a bit of a challenge."
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 02:38:29 pm
"Well, then, show me some evidence that somebody would want to frame the king!"
Post by: poketwo on July 28, 2015, 06:52:48 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 06:57:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JjJBBFh.jpg)
"Your here because we don't think you where telling all the story sunshine. And because I like to hurt bad people."
"Your here because we don't think you where telling all the story sunshine. And because I like to hurt bad people."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 06:57:47 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)
"what does he want?!
...............eh, who cares."
-blaze hits the ignore call button-
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:21:50 pm
"So, um, are you going to follow up on that evidence thing?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:21:57 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:23:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/xulrmPN.jpg)
"I told the whole story! I swear!"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:24:28 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:25:59 pm
Ah, sorry. Was mostly asking Blaze if he wanted me to pop in as a teammate. Since I think it's just him on this case?Him, BadLemons, and Dampe, although Dampe hasn't been participating too awful much.
...Ah, go for it. The Court Record is my second post in the thread.
Post by: PrivateNomad on July 28, 2015, 07:26:53 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:27:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:28:07 pm
((This is so stupidly good. Are there any empty slots next case?))Why yes, yes there are.
Ah, I gotcha. Well, if something happens and a slot opens, I'd love to assist.Oops, guess I ninja-edited.
...Ah, go for it. The Court Record is my second post in the thread.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:35:00 pm
"Scuse me! Hate to interrupt, but you forgot this back at the office, Blaze!"
He pulls out a scroll, showing it to Link.
"The Hylian Royalty Laws. And I believe they say that a ruler facing a prison sentence are ousted from their position.... Now... Are you SURE there's no one who'd want that?!"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6b/PWAADD_Take_that!.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217205639)
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:44:26 pm
"...Oh."
*BANG*
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)UnlockSuccessful.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"S...sorry I lied."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 07:45:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JjJBBFh.jpg)
My my my I just don't believe that. Tell me do you know how I can pick up this cigar? Light it? Why I'll tell you.
(http://i.imgur.com/baO466Y.png)
"To put it simply think of it as a small magnetic field and anything in it can be manipulated as if we had hands."
"But that's not the best bit. Just imagine for me if you will. What if I could get the field between you knuckles and separate them. Kind of like pulling your finger off from the inside. Right?"
"lets try it?"
My my my I just don't believe that. Tell me do you know how I can pick up this cigar? Light it? Why I'll tell you.
(http://i.imgur.com/baO466Y.png)
"To put it simply think of it as a small magnetic field and anything in it can be manipulated as if we had hands."
"But that's not the best bit. Just imagine for me if you will. What if I could get the field between you knuckles and separate them. Kind of like pulling your finger off from the inside. Right?"
"lets try it?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:50:58 pm
"Alright, now that that's settled... Who WOULD want to frame the King?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 07:53:19 pm
"..."
"Please don't hurt me."
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"Alright, now that that's settled... Who WOULD want to frame the King?"
"W-whoever's next in line, of course."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 07:54:49 pm
"thanks. I was trying to think of something....its what it means that's an issue.......
link? do you think it may have been Zelda?"
((ninjiad))
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
"Zelda would be the one to take the throne.....and she DOES have the magical cape...."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 07:59:47 pm
"I think we need to pay this Zelda a visit."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:01:51 pm
"agreed, I will teleport us there."
(http://i.imgur.com/iJ2yCqb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/puIiniB.jpg)
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:05:42 pm
(http://goshrine.com/photos/12142/original/Kamina.full.210588.jpg)
Take your pick.
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:09:42 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"Why are you here? I thought you were investigating Link."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:12:01 pm
"We were. Until we found a little line in the Hylian Royal Laws. Care to tell us a bit about them?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:14:12 pm
((just noticed the top one had pure white background))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 08:17:46 pm
((image inbound. hey Felix, do you have a character image for full body? it can be a sprite image or something. I need it to teleport like I want))((found these they can go with yours well.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/HlvPU0B.jpg)
"Come now. Be a good sport and take one for the team."
"Come now. Be a good sport and take one for the team."
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:21:45 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"We were. Until we found a little line in the Hylian Royal Laws. Care to tell us a bit about them?"
"What about them, exactly?"
(http://i.imgur.com/OpX2BIu.jpg)
"B... but..."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:30:34 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 08:37:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/HlvPU0B.jpg)
"Don't worry I'll make you remember the truth. Sunshine."
"Don't worry I'll make you remember the truth. Sunshine."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:41:46 pm
"Well, the part about your father being ousted from his position if he goes to jail is pretty interesting."
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:45:49 pm
"Why's that?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:46:39 pm
"Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you next in line for the throne?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:48:24 pm
"Well, no, actually. I'm not married, and some nonsensical old law means that a champion chosen by the king gets the throne when my father loses it."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:49:51 pm
"Any idea who this champion might be?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:50:38 pm
((your speed astounds me))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 28, 2015, 08:51:35 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:52:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:52:49 pm
"Well, Daddy said he had Link in mind..."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:54:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"Well, Daddy said he had Link in mind..."
(http://i.imgur.com/p9zbbEq.png)
"back to link I guess...."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:55:17 pm
"Hang on. I've got a few more questions. Princess, do you happen to own a magical cloak?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 08:56:14 pm
"Well, yes, actually."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 08:57:43 pm
"Has it left your possession at all recently? Such as having lent it to someone?"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 28, 2015, 08:58:14 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 08:59:57 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
"by the way. I hope my appearance did not cause to much alarm."
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:00:45 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"Has it left your possession at all recently? Such as having lent it to someone?"
"No, it's been in my chambers ever since... the incident..."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:01:54 pm
"Incident? Would you care to elaborate?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:02:39 pm
"You know, Wand of Gamelon?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:04:33 pm
"Right, the whole thing with Ganon. Is that correct?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:05:20 pm
"im not to familiar with ci-d hyrule, though I have familiarity with ocarina of time, and twilight princess"
((I think you guys missed my above post, and
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:07:29 pm
"Yeah, that one. The game where I was the protagonist."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 09:08:02 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:08:28 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 28, 2015, 09:09:12 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:10:25 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:10:49 pm
"Would you mind terribly checking on the cloak? It's rather important to prove your father's innocence."
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:12:15 pm
"Already looked. The crazy convicted prosecutor guy told me to check for it, and there's dust settling on it in its locked case."
Spoiler: Too fast for ya? (click to show/hide)
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:14:00 pm
"Alright. Well..."
I PRESENT the Ordon Sword.
"Does this look familiar?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:14:45 pm
((would you please slow down....and can I get some complements/pointers/flames on my teleporting scene? how did I do?))
((another ninjia while I was typing that out...))
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:20:43 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"Alright. Well..."
I PRESENT the Ordon Sword.
"Does this look familiar?"
"Yeah, that's Link's sword, isn't it? The one Twilight Princess Link gave him?"
((It looks OK-ish, but...))"were you in your chambers near the time of the murder? is it possible someone used it to help commit the murder than returned it before you got back"
((would you please slow down....and can I get some complements/pointers/flames on my teleporting scene? how did I do?))
((another ninjia while I was typing that out...))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:22:22 pm
"Thanks. I'm good for questions. What about you, Blaze?"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 28, 2015, 09:24:20 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:26:49 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 09:31:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/2Xyg6Bc.gif)
"Are we starting to remember sunshine!"
((Im not going to update those other images theres to many of them. So just remember his missing a finger now.))
"Are we starting to remember sunshine!"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on July 28, 2015, 09:32:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 28, 2015, 09:34:10 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:34:55 pm
"SLOW DOWN AT ONCE! I CAN HARDLY GET A WORD OUT! I WAS GOING TO ASK SOMETHING BUT I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:38:24 pm
"Sorry about that! I'll wait for you to talk too."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 09:41:30 pm
((Yes I did poke but first get everyone's approval and ask them before you bust in on there RP ok? I don't want to be blamed for making trouble because I made it for you.))
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:42:49 pm
-snip-
Spoiler: FTFY (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on July 28, 2015, 09:43:48 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:45:12 pm
"you said twilight princess link gave that sword to cd-I link....what's the level of exchange going on between the various hyrules?"
((well...we do seem to both be invoking "red eyes, take warning"))
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:47:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"you said twilight princess link gave that sword to cd-I link....what's the level of exchange going on between the various hyrules?"
"Link wouldn't shut up about his wife during an Inter-Hylian conference, so Twilight Princess link gave him the sword to shut him up."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:49:40 pm
"LINK IS MARRIED?!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:50:46 pm
"and likes swords more than his wife?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:51:46 pm
"Yeah, but she's kind of on her... thirty-second pregnancy leave, I think? She's on vacation in Koridai, so there's no way she's involved with the case."
(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"And he values his wife a little too much, I think, but he was too busy admiring the craftsmanship of the sword to keep talking back then."
((Free cookie if you get the reference.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 09:53:45 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JjJBBFh.jpg)
"Whats wrong? Cat got your tongue sunshine?"
"Whats wrong? Cat got your tongue sunshine?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 09:53:54 pm
He shakes his head, and a thought occurs to him.
"Does your father know how to use a sword?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:55:03 pm
"why did I not see any kids with link...did they all go with there mother?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 09:57:12 pm
"Thirty... Second... Dear god."(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
He shakes his head, and a thought occurs to him.
"Does your father know how to use a sword?"
"Sorta. He's never been in an actual fight, but he trained quite a bit back in the day."
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"why did I not see any kids with link...did they all go with there mother?"
"Link's wife is kind of... bad about drinking during her pregnancies... and fighting... and fighting drunk... the old healer used to give her lots of bad advice..."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 28, 2015, 09:58:14 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 09:59:58 pm
"that's....interesting.....maybe she should find a new healer?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 10:00:06 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
"Hey Blaze, did the King have any injuries on him?"
Post by: Tawa on July 28, 2015, 10:04:17 pm
"So they've never successfully had a kid? That's pretty sad..."(http://i.imgur.com/4yIqvXh.png)
"Well, their first one was somehow capable of doing math and crawl after four months, but things kind of went downhill after that..."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 10:05:29 pm
"not that I am aware. let me phone the station."
-----------
"ahh hello. this is endlessblaze speaking, I need to speak with the office"
--------------
"yes I need to know, did the king have any injures when he came in?"
-----------------
"i see, thank you"
----------------call end.
"nope"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 10:06:47 pm
"So how the hell did his blood get on the hilt?"
Post by: poketwo on July 28, 2015, 10:08:05 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 10:08:33 pm
"i mean aside from that cut."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 10:11:20 pm
"Ah. Right, sorry, still getting up to speed on this one. Any thoughts, or are we done here?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 28, 2015, 10:17:34 pm
"well....shes not lying...I guess we should check out the scene of the crime"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 28, 2015, 10:20:15 pm
((Back in seven hours.))
Post by: hops on July 29, 2015, 04:45:09 am
Post by: hops on July 29, 2015, 08:32:53 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 08:33:53 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 29, 2015, 08:34:40 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 08:34:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 09:08:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9OwuvAI.png)
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 09:12:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 09:13:30 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 09:23:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 09:35:44 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 09:37:05 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 09:40:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Koz4EHF.png) Room Architecture added to the Court Record.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 09:45:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 09:52:58 pm
"Oh, there you are!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ep6aD7AQM)
(http://i.imgur.com/DES0ico.png)
"I've been looking for you guys! I finally finished my invest--"
Athena takes notice of [FelixSparks].
(http://i.imgur.com/b7SadTJ.png)
"Oh, uh, hi? Who are you?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 09:56:35 pm
"Oh you know... Just a new face looking to get some practice in. You?"
Post by: Tawa on July 29, 2015, 10:14:55 pm
"Athena Cykes, Ace Attorney! I'm on the case with your team."
(http://i.imgur.com/bmteVaV.png)
"Glad we can work together!"
(http://i.imgur.com/53fFpZv.png)
"So, anyway. I poked around a bit, and it turns out that the King's papers had been shuffled through by an unauthorized party the day before the murder, although there weren't any official papers missing. It also seems that one of the King's robes was found in the locked room over there. Do you have any idea what to make of this?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 29, 2015, 10:24:23 pm
"Maybe someone dressed as the King to frame him? Are there any items in this game that let you change appearance? The papers could have something to do with the heir...."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 12:24:31 am
"i would not exactly call it a game, we are past those events....I guess you could say this hyrule is now free of the power of plot, but yes. that's a good idea.....
I wonder if we can get a look at those papers...I would also like to talk to links wife if I can locate her....twilight princess link as well."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 30, 2015, 04:34:03 am
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 11:23:41 am
((Just so you know, you're currently contaminating the biometric data of the crime scene with your clumsy looking-around. You'd best hope the actual police investigators got there first.))I said they were at the scene all day the day before the trial. They've combed over the room as much as possible.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 11:32:48 am
"Whatever the case, we should add it to the record. It might come in handy. Does anyone have a key to that locked room?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 11:58:27 am
"no need for a key. inform a guard that we need to open the door."
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 12:02:20 pm
"I already combed the place, top to bottom. There wasn't anything else there that was particularly interesting."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 12:09:40 pm
what about the blood stain?
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 30, 2015, 12:55:57 pm
In addition, Zelda says that the Ordon Sword was given to CD-I Link by Twilight Princess Link, which means that the murder weapon was Links property.
I'd be interogating Link at this point since a lot of things lead back to him.))
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 01:19:05 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 30, 2015, 01:35:56 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 01:47:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 02:01:30 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
what about the blood stain?
There's nothing particularly interesting about the blood stain.
((I was aware of that. I just wanted to check the crime scene before we took off to investigate a witness again. Since the room seems to be a dead end...))Kinda figured. But yeah, there's not an awful lot to find here.
"Whatever the case, we should add it to the record. It might come in handy."(http://i.imgur.com/DES0ico.png)
"On it!"
(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"H-hey, guys. W-what's going on?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 02:02:56 pm
"Heard a rumor you were in line to inherit the throne, since Zelda can't, being unmarried. And your weapon was used during the crime. Kind of strange, don't you think?"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 02:54:40 pm
"Well, yeah. But the thing is, I lent King Harkinian my sword the week before the crime. He wanted to start practicing with it again. So it's not like it's particularly strange that it was there."
(http://i.imgur.com/9BDbm8C.png)
"Besides, I wasn't even AT Hyrule Castle the day of the incident!"
*BANGBANGBANGBANG*
(http://i.imgur.com/P9HcDX7.png)
He's lying.
You're not sure you have enough evidence yet.
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 02:59:32 pm
"magical lie detector remember? all you have done is just told is what kind of evidence we need to look for. see you in a little while."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 03:00:30 pm
"If you say so partner. Link, don't go anywhere. We'll be back. But... Before we go, I'd like to hear where you were on the day of the incident."
Post by: flabort on July 30, 2015, 03:00:51 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 03:02:41 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 03:09:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 03:12:02 pm
"Here, at home."
((Is it just me or is the CD-i imagery looking less horrible now that we've seen a bunch of it in this game?))The last one I used is also from a better scan.
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 03:15:29 pm
"allright, Athena, you go back to the castle and ask if link was seen that day, ask in the town as well.we will run by twilight princess hyrule".
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 03:32:04 pm
"Maybe Twilight Link can help us out."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 03:38:10 pm
"right"
Post by: flabort on July 30, 2015, 04:20:21 pm
((The background for the most recent Link image is from Ocarina, I think.)((No, I recognized that. I mean Link and the other characters and stuff don't look as awful))
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 07:41:07 pm
8:40 PM
Link's House
Twilight Era Hyrule
Link's House
Twilight Era Hyrule
(http://i.imgur.com/8TDkY6p.png)
"HAY-YAH YAH! KUH-TAAAAH!"
Post by: PrivateNomad on July 30, 2015, 07:43:11 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 07:52:49 pm
"hi there"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 07:53:52 pm
"HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Post by: TalonisWolf on July 30, 2015, 07:55:47 pm
((My sides))((Ditto))
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 07:58:13 pm
"Let me uh... Try something."
I present the Ordon Sword!
((Dear god.))
Post by: Furtuka on July 30, 2015, 08:12:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 08:16:13 pm
((Out of curiosity with the way you've been referring to CDI-Link and related objects, does that mean that you're counting Cartoon-Link as a separate entity?))Yes. Although I guess he could be the same as Zelda I/II Link, but that's another matter entirely.
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/8TDkY6p.png)
"..."
Link stops screaming at you for a moment.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 08:22:24 pm
"Do you recognize this?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 08:25:44 pm
"a bit of exposition might help. the king in cd-I hyrule is charged with the murder of the duke, we are trying to prove his innocence....
this sword was the murder weapon and we believe it was cd-I link."
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 08:26:58 pm
"Do you recognize this?"(http://i.imgur.com/8TDkY6p.png)
He nods.
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 08:28:05 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 08:33:34 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 08:36:18 pm
"Is it true you gave this to CDI link during a Hyrule Conference?"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 08:37:25 pm
"H-YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 08:38:15 pm
"Just uh.... Nod yes or no. It's kind of hard to understand you."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 08:39:57 pm
-hands link paper and a pen-
"during the last meeting did link say anything odd?"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 08:44:22 pm
"Just uh.... Nod yes or no. It's kind of hard to understand you."
(http://i.imgur.com/8TDkY6p.png)
"H-YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
-hands link paper and a pen-Link refuses the paper and pen and shakes his head.
"during the last meeting did link say anything odd?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 08:47:32 pm
"cant read? ....that could be an issue.........I GOT IT! we need to go to the sacred grove."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 08:47:45 pm
"Ok. So... Do you know anything that might be of use to our investigation? Like did you see CDI Link during the incident?"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 09:54:38 pm
He shakes his head.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 10:15:39 pm
He shows the Ancient Royal Laws.
"How about these?"
Post by: Tawa on July 30, 2015, 10:16:30 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 30, 2015, 10:18:18 pm
"Your turn Blaze."
I skim through the King's Documents. Maybe something helpful lies in here...
Post by: endlessblaze on July 30, 2015, 11:50:57 pm
"well....If you did not notice anything last time you saw him I guess you cant be of help to the case....before we go...can you remind me how to se that fishing rod. im playing the game again and its been a while so I forgot."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 08:49:20 pm
"well....If you did not notice anything last time you saw him I guess you cant be of help to the case....before we go...can you remind me how to se that fishing rod. im playing the game again and its been a while so I forgot."Take that! (http://www.gamefaqs.com/wii/928519-the-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princess/faqs)
I skim through the King's Documents. Maybe something helpful lies in here...Nothing of note.
(http://i.imgur.com/EZ5JhGT.png)
"Hey! So, I talked to the people who were at the castle on the day of the murder, and several of them saw Link, sword and all. I got affidavits from most of them."
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png)Link Sightings added to the Court Record.
Since you now have enough to face down Link, it's time to confront him.
Chains of the Heart: Psyche-Lock 2013 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFB8hysNMw)
(http://i.imgur.com/P9HcDX7.png)
"What're you back here for?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 08:54:41 pm
"To reveal the truth."
I present the Link Sightings!
"At home, was it? These sightings, PLURAL, say you were out and about... WITH YOUR SWORD!"
*CUE DRAMATIC POINTING.*
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:08:49 pm
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(http://i.imgur.com/oZyyFyv.png)
"Yeah, well, that was one of the impostors! Some fan boy who thought dressing like me was cool! Stuff like that happens! Why would I even be there, anyway? What would I have to gain?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:12:18 pm
"what you have to gain? the throne."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:13:46 pm
"And according to THESE."
I present the King's Documents!
"You'd inherit it should the King be imprisoned."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:16:12 pm
"Where does it say that?"
You suddenly realize the documents don't contain anything about Link getting the throne. There's not even any documents about anybody getting the throne.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:17:21 pm
"...."
He looks at the papers, and chuckles. He puts them back, and pulls out the Hylian Royal Laws.
"Meant this one. My bad."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:19:22 pm
"And? Who said the King chose me?"
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 31, 2015, 09:20:13 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:21:34 pm
"not to mention you said it earlier."
--exact words
-well, yeah-
"and Zelda mentioned It to, that's two lies busted."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:25:10 pm
"not to mention you said it earlier."(http://i.imgur.com/oZyyFyv.png)
"No, I didn't. And who cares if Zelda said it? Zelda's dumb enough that every incarnation of her gets kidnapped by Ganon at some point. Except for this one."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:29:32 pm
"Not in Ocarina. She escaped and became Shiek. Key to the quest, actually. And in Warriors, she's as fearsome an opponent as any. Wanna stop the slander? Or should we go ask the King himself?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:32:07 pm
"not all of them....I know four swords Zelda was taken by viati"
"also your logic is that Zelda gets kidnaped, Zelda must be dumb. does not discredit this Zelda, because as you just said she was not kidnaped"
"ocriana did have her get kidnaped...twice...but the first time se was a kid and the second time gandorf could somehow tell where she was"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:34:12 pm
"Could have sworn she rode off with Impa in that cutscene... Whatever, back to the questions. Due to your own words just now, this Zelda is not dumb. Nor does she have any reason to lie about this."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:35:32 pm
"oh right. gandorf came behind her...."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:36:14 pm
"Not in Ocarina. She escaped and became Shiek. Key to the quest, actually. And in Warriors, she's as fearsome an opponent as any. Wanna stop the slander? Or should we go ask the King himself?"(http://i.imgur.com/oZyyFyv.png)
"...urp."
*BANGBANGBANG*
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)UnlockSuccessful.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"Fine. What do you want to know?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:38:09 pm
"Let's start with why you were in the castle on the day of the incident."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:38:57 pm
"are you inline to inherent the throne if Zelda does not marry?"
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 09:54:20 pm
"I'll admit it. I killed him."
Investigation ~ Core (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOf-aSmIiAo)
(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"But you gotta hear me out! I didn't have a choice!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 09:55:50 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 09:59:32 pm
"This should be interesting..."
I casually take note that he just confessed to murder, and hide it in my back pocket.
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 10:21:39 pm
"It was... it was my wife. She wanted me on the throne."
(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"She's completely insane! She just showed up one day, and everybody seemed attracted to her. They bent over backward for her in ways I'd never imagined. Zelda gave her the Ocarina of Time, for Farore's sake! I knew something was wrong. I got close to her. I wanted to get to the bottom of this and end the madness."
"But some eldritch magic... it took hold of me. She got to me with some dark ritual. Even I fell prey to her charms. She wanted that throne above all else."
Reminiscence~Wandering Heart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hs1P2eSv0o)
(http://i.imgur.com/CB3mrBE.png)
"Link, darling, I need you to kill the Duke to frame the King."
"Why, my love?" "Does the Duke bother you?" "Anything for my darling."
"We need that throne, my love." "Don't you want me to be happy?"
"If the throne is what you desire, then I shall get it for you!" "How should I kill the duke?"
"Here's the plan..." "Make sure you follow it as carefully as possible, from the gecko."
"Yes, my love!"
(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"As the blade sank in, I realized what I had done... I knew I had to stop her. I was going to find Gwonam, so he could banish her from whence she came... but her plan went through exactly as her devious little mind imagined it. The King was arrested. I knew I needed to find a lawyer. I needed somebody to get the King off the hook, or at least stall for time. I... I never imagined you'd need to find the real killer just to prove the King's innocence... I'm sorry for putting you through all this trouble."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 10:24:44 pm
I nod along with the story.
"Well, I think our course of action here is clear."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 10:25:30 pm
"What's that?"
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 10:27:15 pm
"Expose the true mastermind. And free the King, and you."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 31, 2015, 10:28:59 pm
((On my iPad, don't expect images))
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 10:54:36 pm
"Expose the true mastermind. And free the King, and you."(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"Alright. I'll help you. I'll get you some evidence and stall for time."
"I'm in favor of confronting her now."(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"Don't even think about it. I understand that you're from that game where [your father uses mind control on you and crap like that,] and confronting her anywhere but the collected, cool atmosphere of a courtroom would be like that times a thousand."
Link runs into his house and comes back out with some papers.
(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"I have these documents showing she never actually took the pregnancy leave. Those should at least arouse the prosecutor's or the judge's suspicion. She made me take this note from the King's files--it's the one that details how I'm next in line. And then here's some letters Gwonam sent me during our correspondence. They tell all about how she has that evil, dark, seductive hold on everybody she encounters. But don't bring that one out until you've relinquished her power over the judge."
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png) False Leave Papers and Gwonam Letters added to the Court Record. King's Documents updated.
(http://i.imgur.com/s3WXhpN.png)
"She says she got back from her 'pregnancy leave' today, but she never really left. She saw the crime scene from the doorway; if you prove she never left, you should be able to get her on the stand to testify about what she saw. Your lady-friend's mood thingy should be able to show she doesn't feel as bad about the Duke's death as she pretends."
(http://i.imgur.com/XjEWcLM.png)
"And... one more thing. I'm going to be fleeing the country; Gwonam should be able to help me exorcise her to the 176th layer of Video Game Hell and get her to stop being an issue. I want you to prove that I did it; here's my confession. Then you need to prove that my wife was behind it all. Got it?"
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png)Link's Confession added to the Court Record.
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 10:56:32 pm
"With this... We should be able to do it. Just need to figure out how to break people out of her spell...."
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 10:58:53 pm
"Gwonam and I should be there by the end of the day. He should be able to counter her."
((In case all of this seems particularly outlandish or nonsensical to any of you, the whole "Link's Irresistable Wife" deal is a reference to legendary badfic My Inner Life, in which a textbook example of a Mary Sue marries Link, gets free stuff from everybody, fights an incredibly cliché Dark Link, and has lots and lots of 'hugs' with Link. The author states it takes place post-Ocarina of Time, but it's much funnier this way.))
Post by: poketwo on July 31, 2015, 11:17:35 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 11:18:51 pm
"So... Just to double check... We're not allowed to throw punches in the courtroom, right?"
Post by: Tawa on July 31, 2015, 11:30:11 pm
"Kamina! There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
Post by: FelixSparks on July 31, 2015, 11:35:33 pm
He points towards the sky, yelling at the echo.
"I'M KEEPING A COPY OF THAT SO IF IT IS TIME FOR PUNCHING I'LL TOTALLY DO IT."
He then looks to Blaze.
"Right. Think we need anything else today?"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 01, 2015, 08:16:39 am
"one more thing. how exactly was it carried out?"
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 10:52:12 am
"I snuck in, dressed as the king. Then I used my castle keys to open the storage closet, hide in there, then re-lock the door. I waited until the coast was clear and got out of there."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 11:13:11 am
"You have a copy of the castle keys? Mind if we add that to the record?"
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 01, 2015, 11:28:56 am
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 11:46:36 am
((Question: Even if Zelda was really behind this, he's still at a minimum a Accessory to Murder, and there's probably a slough of other charges he's guilty of- Shouldn't we be bringing Link to justice in addition to Zelda?))
((Zelda isn't married though. She has nothing to do with this crime. Yet. And Link was being controlled. Like a puppet.))
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 01, 2015, 11:46:44 am
Remember though, you're supposed to defend the King and stop him from being jailed innocent. Finding the true culprit helps, but it's not completely essential.))
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 02:16:46 pm
Remember though, you're supposed to defend the King and stop him from being jailed innocent. Finding the true culprit helps, but it's not completely essential.Pffft, yeah, but this is (an) Ace Attorney (ripoff). You don't win unless you find the real killer. (It could also be construed as an attempt to defend Link with an insanity defense.)
((Additionally: This seems less like "diminished capacity" and more like "temporary insanity".))
The Next Day
9:53 AM
Courtroom Lobby
Courtroom Lobby ~ Prelude to the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzh9N4Zjnrw)9:53 AM
Courtroom Lobby
(http://i.imgur.com/BuaNUvI.png)
"Link's wife was... I don't believe it. And... Link did it? That's... dear gods."
"Promise me you'll prove Link's innocence. Please? I couldn't live with myself unless you do."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 02:26:21 pm
"Of course! For an Attorney, it doesn't count as a win unless we find the truth. We'll prove both your and Link's innocence, and reveal the real criminal for who she is."
He nods and gives the King a thumbs up.
"Just count on Blaze and me. We'll make this right."
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 04:47:33 pm
"...thank you,"
(http://i.imgur.com/snURSqP.gif)
Court is now in session. Again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1ULJRRKxY)
(http://i.imgur.com/HszvUyD.gif)
"...Link left."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"The prosecution believes this means that Link is linked to the crime. No pun intended."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 04:50:36 pm
"Well, I hope you have a chain of evidence."
After the looks he's bound to get, he crosses his arms.
"I'm not sorry."
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 04:54:34 pm
"...I'm going to kill you if you make that pun again."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Does the defense have any evidence giving more insight as to why Link has fled the country?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 04:58:06 pm
"Yes your honor. I have this."
I present... The Link Sightings!
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 05:04:33 pm
"Okaaaay... I... I don't know what that's supposed to mean."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"Link was seen. That proves... what?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 05:10:23 pm
"On it's own, not much. But when combined with this..."
I present... The King's Documents!
"The story becomes a bit clearer."
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 05:15:08 pm
"Link... was to be the successor?"
((pssst hey look at the last bit of evidence on the record))
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 05:16:42 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
".... Wait. Should have presented this one first."
I present THE CONFESSION.
"Still new to this."
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 05:28:29 pm
"...What."
Blackquill spends a few minutes skimming through the record.
(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"...*sigh*. There's no way I can prosecute the King under these circumstances."
(http://i.imgur.com/bRxeoj3.gif)
"The prosecution indicts Link... his last name is smudged out... on the murder of Duke Onkled."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 05:31:28 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina4_6046.jpg)
"I have an additional piece of evidence to present regarding Link's involvement."
I present Gwonam's Letter!
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 05:45:31 pm
"What the hell is this supposed to mean?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 05:50:09 pm
"Oh my god you really are dense...."
I shake my head, then slam one hand on the desk.
The Reveal! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1emKlA_cCk)
"IT MEANS THAT LINK WAS BEING CONTROLLED!"
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 06:05:42 pm
"I doubt it. We spoke with Link's wife. She was charming and kind, but she wasn't evil."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 06:09:07 pm
"And when did you speak to her?"
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 06:12:51 pm
"Yesterday."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 06:15:17 pm
"And where was this?"
Post by: Tawa on August 01, 2015, 06:21:32 pm
"At her home. She had just arrived back from pregnancy leave."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 01, 2015, 06:23:50 pm
"Well that's unusual...."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 02, 2015, 12:49:19 am
((Additionally: This seems less like "diminished capacity" and more like "temporary insanity".))((Diminished Capacity means there is an actual excuse for not thinking things through, such as being drugged against one's will. Were mind control proven to be possible in real life, it would probably count. The point is, someone else is responsible for the crime. Temporary Insanity can mean many things, but in its case nobody but oneself is responsible, if even one.))
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 11:02:57 am
"Well that's unusual...."(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"Why do you say that, Kamina-dono?"
(Hm. Thanks for the info!)((Additionally: This seems less like "diminished capacity" and more like "temporary insanity".))((Diminished Capacity means there is an actual excuse for not thinking things through, such as being drugged against one's will. Were mind control proven to be possible in real life, it would probably count. The point is, someone else is responsible for the crime. Temporary Insanity can mean many things, but in its case nobody but oneself is responsible, if even one.))
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 11:09:40 am
"Because, Prosucuter-Kun..."
Kamina presents the Pregnancy Leave Papers!
"According to these.... SHE'D NEVER LEAVE LINK'S SIDE!"
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 11:23:59 am
"...Full of surprises today, aren't we, defense?"
"...And I would appreciate it if you'd use a less demeaning suffix."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 11:30:05 am
"Whatever you say Prosecutor-chan. I believe this throws her innocence in all of this into question."
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 11:33:31 am
"Mmmph. I suppose you want to call her as a witness, then?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 11:38:17 am
"If the prosecution would be so kind."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 02, 2015, 11:59:39 am
"If the prosecution would be so kind."
(This was a great opportunity to make a bioshock' would you kindly reference and you missed it.)
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 12:03:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 12:22:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"Name and profession, please?"
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
"Is... is it OK if I keep those to myself?"
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"Of course, sweet maiden. If the court would recognize that this fair woman is Link's wife?"
(http://i.imgur.com/rWfILFe.png)
"Thank you... what should I testify about?"
(http://i.imgur.com/juDhYWv.gif)
"That question is for the defense."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 12:25:13 pm
Kamina looks a bit annoyed. She won't even state her name?
"Well, Miss, I'd like to hear about what you were doing on the day of the... incident."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 12:33:32 pm
"she is already influencing them..."
-blaze begins attempting to counter the effect...stealthily-
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 12:45:25 pm
WHY DIDN'T IT BECAME SO OBVIOUS SOONER! CDI-HYRULE IS IN VIDEO GAME HELL AFTER ALL!!!!"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 12:48:21 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 12:49:40 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 12:51:14 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 12:52:08 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 12:53:10 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 12:54:38 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 12:56:26 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 12:58:44 pm
((Yeah, probably a type green.))((SHE IS NOT A SUE! SHE IS NOT DUMB ENOUGH FOR THAT
BESIDES, SHE DOES NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO WARP REALITY AROUND HER))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 01:00:49 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 02, 2015, 01:01:09 pm
((I think it may be time for the thing that she can do.))((For a moment I thought you were talking about Athena. No, the Mood Matrix wouldn't work, this gal is too shallow a character to show any emotion.))
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:02:20 pm
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
"It... it's true. I saw the body the day of the incident."
"It was terrible! The... the poor duke..."
"And... and you think Link did it? That's awful!"
"He's... he's just covering! To protect the King!"
"I... I wish he'd never left..."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rWfILFe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQI54fE.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WmG5tvj.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WDoP1Bo.png)
"You'll... you should just see her emotions right now. It's a little scary."
Mood Matrix ~ Commence The Psychological Analysis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPB7izLB8LY)
(http://i.imgur.com/Wkvouxz.jpg)
"It... it's true. I saw the body the day of the incident."
(http://i.imgur.com/HE15xXe.jpg)
"It was terrible! The... the poor duke..."
(http://i.imgur.com/VYkT6mA.jpg)
"And... and you think Link did it? That's awful!"
(http://i.imgur.com/utTNLhx.jpg)
"He's... he's just covering! To protect the King!"
(http://i.imgur.com/5ipOQ0F.jpg)
"I... I wish he'd never left..."
((Guys? This is a deconstruction of a Mary Sue character. The joke is that she's a sue because she literally warps reality around her to cause everything to focus on her and adore her.))
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
"It... it's true. I saw the body the day of the incident."
"It was terrible! The... the poor duke..."
"And... and you think Link did it? That's awful!"
"He's... he's just covering! To protect the King!"
"I... I wish he'd never left..."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rWfILFe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PXAN0Um.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIHe9U6.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQI54fE.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WmG5tvj.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SLwMHDh.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WDoP1Bo.png)
"You'll... you should just see her emotions right now. It's a little scary."
Mood Matrix ~ Commence The Psychological Analysis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPB7izLB8LY)
(http://i.imgur.com/Wkvouxz.jpg)
"It... it's true. I saw the body the day of the incident."
(http://i.imgur.com/HE15xXe.jpg)
"It was terrible! The... the poor duke..."
(http://i.imgur.com/VYkT6mA.jpg)
"And... and you think Link did it? That's awful!"
(http://i.imgur.com/utTNLhx.jpg)
"He's... he's just covering! To protect the King!"
(http://i.imgur.com/5ipOQ0F.jpg)
"I... I wish he'd never left..."
((Guys? This is a deconstruction of a Mary Sue character. The joke is that she's a sue because she literally warps reality around her to cause everything to focus on her and adore her.))
((This was literally the point of having her testify.))((I think it may be time for the thing that she can do.))((For a moment I thought you were talking about Athena. No, the Mood Matrix wouldn't work, this gal is too shallow a character to show any emotion.))
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 01:04:40 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:06:25 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 01:08:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:09:57 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:10:56 pm
His jaw nearly drops.
"Why do you feel so much happiness thinking about the Duke being dead?"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 01:14:06 pm
((Just... just look up My Inner Life. NSFW.))
((THE AUTHOR SEEMS INSANE ENOUGH TO MARY SUE DAHLIA
ALSO, THERE IS SOMETHING BIGGER GOING ON BETWEEN THE MARY SUE STUFF.))
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:14:43 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:16:18 pm
"Wh--what? I'm not... happy!"
You can see her just barely concealing a smile.
(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"What?! Please explain yourself, my lady."
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
"You believe me, right, Mr. Prosecutor? Her computer... it's... it's evil!"
(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"...Cykes-dono's machine is not evil, my lady. I can tell you that personally."
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
*whimper*
(http://i.imgur.com/WDoP1Bo.png)
"Great! You've got her on the ropes now! Point out the other problem with her emotions!"
Post by: Adragis on August 02, 2015, 01:18:36 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:20:02 pm
"Another problem I noticed... When you think about us trying to... "Blame" Link? WHY DO YOU HAVE NO EMOTIONS?!"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 01:20:41 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:21:52 pm
"You don't say another word before you bring down hell itself on top of us."
He looks to Poketwo seriously.
"Or are you not familiar with the "It can't get any worse" laws?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 02, 2015, 01:23:55 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:24:32 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Msc3zwc.png)
*cries*
(http://i.imgur.com/zjUZMbr.gif)
"WHAT?! Defense! Why...?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:27:36 pm
"Why? Well that's very simple..."
He grins, and points towards the sky!
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gurennlagann/images/f/fa/Kaminas_signature_pose.gif/revision/latest?cb=20091220130136)
"Because I am the one who will pierce through the lies and unearth the truth! Now, Witness! Answer the question! Why do you feel nothing towards our accusation of your husband Link?"
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:28:49 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 01:32:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 01:55:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hciqNZz.gif)
"Because... I... I... it was... AAAAAAH!"
(http://i.imgur.com/0d4GWej.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/yvdSUiA.png)
"SQUADALAH! BEGONE, HEATHEN! MARY SUE, FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, RETURN TO FANFICTION.NET FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!"
(http://i.imgur.com/a298Ib8.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/yvdSUiA.png)
"Link, my boy, my work here is done."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I have no idea what just happened. But the defense and prosecution both seem to think that it was the... girl who just blew up? So I shall now deliver my verdict."
The Verdict (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8006250)
A winner is you! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEzxmtjkeAc)
(http://i.imgur.com/rb1e4YD.png)
"That was awesome! It was disappointingly short, but it was awesome!"
(http://i.imgur.com/BuaNUvI.png)
"Thank you so much,"
(http://i.imgur.com/snURSqP.gif)
"I'm not sure how I could ever repay you."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 02:01:00 pm
"Think nothing of it. I'm only here to find the truth, after all. I'm just glad I could help. You SHOULD be thanking my friend Blaze here."
He slaps a hand on Blaze's shoulder and grins.
"If he wasn't working his own magic, I would have fallen under that woman's spell as well!"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 02:06:15 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 02:06:53 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 02:13:33 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 02:14:04 pm
Do what you wish.
Post by: 3man75 on August 02, 2015, 02:23:46 pm
I need someone to explain to me the ending.
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 02:25:08 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 02, 2015, 02:29:04 pm
*SUDDENLY CHICAGO GANSTA SCYTHERS*
(Here for a St. Valentine's Day Massacre type case?)
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 02:31:30 pm
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.Link's crazy deconstructive Mary Sue wife is called to the stand. She testifies and doesn't care about anything that happens, except that she's happy about the Duke dying. After FelixSparks questions her, she has a breakdown, and Link and Gwonam arrive. Gwonam exorcises her to Mary Sue Hell. The judge is just as confused as you, but notes that the prosecution and defense both agree that Link's wife masterminded the entire ordeal and finds Link and the King not guilty.
I need someone to explain to me the ending.
I'm going to think the next case out better. I have some ideas of what it could be already but I want to plan the whole thing out in advance rather than a vague outline of details like there was here.
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 02, 2015, 02:38:09 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 02:38:38 pm
"That was a great showing you put out today, I couldn't have done better myself! probably because I don't have any experience. But nonetheless you three are excellent lawyers, your conviction of, umm. Link's wife was a masterful swipe. It almost seems like you have twenty people in your head logicing it out."
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 02:41:48 pm
"I see ya won da case. But before ya go, the boss has something he wants ya ta see, ya hear?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 02, 2015, 02:44:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/83u1KAb.png) "Mighty fine job on dat case, mangs. How bout' some pizza to celebrate?"
Anthony holds out a box of pepperoni pizza.
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 02:47:39 pm
"If it's not for a case, I'm not interested in what he has to say. And pizza sounds good, if you're paying."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 02, 2015, 02:49:07 pm
*THE LEADER OF SCYTHER GANSTAS COMES UP AND SAYS*
"I see ya won da case. But before ya go, the boss has something he wants ya ta see, ya hear?"
(Looking more and more like a St. Valentine's Day Massacre type case (Maybe tax evasion). Would be a good to give Tawarochir time to work out his next case.)
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 02:49:18 pm
"no thanks. I don't like pizza.
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
...I was hopeing for a boss fight when we exposed her but oh well.it was highly amuseing"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 02:52:21 pm
*THE LEADER OF SCYTHER GANSTAS COMES UP AND SAYS*
"I see ya won da case. But before ya go, the boss has something he wants ya ta see, ya hear?"
(Looking more and more like a St. Valentine's Day Massacre type case (Maybe tax evasion). Would be a good to give Tawarochir time to work out his next case.)
((Its........ Something diffrent. It also relates to the past, ya see?))
"Its for a special case, ya see? And if ya don't...... Well, da boss doesn't like people wasting 'is time."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 02, 2015, 02:52:50 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 02:53:40 pm
"Tell me about the case, and I'll think about it."
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 02:55:03 pm
((Wait, did Lemons ever release Meen from his interrogation? PLOT HOLE))Eheheh. Eheheheheheheheh.
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 02:55:24 pm
*THE SCYTHER PULLS OUT A BOOMBOX FROM HIS JACKET*
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 02:58:05 pm
".... This sword isn't a decoration. If you start something, I'll end it."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 02:58:53 pm
"like wise"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:01:14 pm
*THE SCYTHER PRESSES A BUTTON ON THE BOOMBOX, AND IT STARTS PLAYING A MESSAGE*
"HELLO ASSOCIATED PEONS OF THE COURT!"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 03:03:05 pm
"Says the one playing a message using cassettes...."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 03:04:16 pm
"HE HAS A B- no wait it's a boom box, one would think they would not allow dance battles in courts, but they would be wrong."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 03:04:39 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:04:55 pm
"IT IS I, POKETWO, AND AS YOU SEE, I REALLY WANT THIS TO BE HEARD."
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:07:38 pm
"GET ON WITH IT!"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:10:01 pm
"AS YOU ALL MAY BE AWARE, THERE WAS A TIME WHERE I TRIED TO RUN A NON-RTD.
AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, BEFORE THE INVESTIGATIVE PART EVEN GOT FINISHED, IT WAS SUNK TO THE GROUND BY SOME KIND OF "GOD OF JUDGES".
WHICH BRINGS ME OVER TO MY POINT."
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:10:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/P4dQq5b.png)
"GET ON WITH IT!"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 03:11:40 pm
"And that is?"
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:15:12 pm
ANYWAYS, IF THE SENTIENT PIECE OF BREAD AND A REPRESENTATION OF WRITE OR TAWA OR WHATEVER HE'S CALLING HIMSELF THESE DAYS. IS HERE, THEN THE NEXT CASSETTE CONTAINING THE MEAT OF MY ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE INSERTED. IF EITHER IS NOT HERE, THEN YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL THEY COME HERE."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 03:17:36 pm
"First, I have no obligation to listen to the rest of this. Second, I sincerely hope the next recording isn't screaming the whole time or I'm cutting the box AND the tape in half."
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:19:04 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)"Ya will be able ta leave, but if ya try ta destroy da boss's message, den ya might be sleeping with da space princess, ya see?"
"First, I have no obligation to listen to the rest of this. Second, I sincerely hope the next recording isn't screaming the whole time or I'm cutting the box AND the tape in half."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 03:20:04 pm
"... Are you really threatening me in a court. That's a really dumb thing to do."
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:21:26 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 03:25:02 pm
"Just get on with it."
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:25:32 pm
"A CERTAIN SOMEONE RUINED THE GAME. WHILE ACTING LIKE I DID PREVIOUSLY, WHICH IS KINDA HYPOCRITICAL CONSIDERING MY TREATMENT WHEN I WAS DOING IT."How many goddamn times do I have to tell you? The Golden Rule of Games is in effect here: What the GM says, goes. I told you I wanted to rerail the thread and dropped the crap that was going on in there, which, honestly, belonged somewhere else, very, very far away from this thread, and you just won't stop being butthurt about how you couldn't run your shenanigans in my thread! If you want to have a game about people investigating a stolen TARDIS, be my guest, but for the love of Armok, don't do it here!
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:27:49 pm
((I'm not referring to your handling of the game, but how the players allowed a certain someone to do stuff."A CERTAIN SOMEONE RUINED THE GAME. WHILE ACTING LIKE I DID PREVIOUSLY, WHICH IS KINDA HYPOCRITICAL CONSIDERING MY TREATMENT WHEN I WAS DOING IT."How many goddamn times do I have to tell you? The Golden Rule of Games is in effect here: What the GM says, goes. I told you I wanted to rerail the thread and dropped the crap that was going on in there, which, honestly, belonged somewhere else, very, very far away from this thread, and you just won't stop being butthurt about how you couldn't run your shenanigans in my thread! If you want to have a game about people investigating a stolen TARDIS, be my guest, but for the love of Armok, don't do it here!
Also, evidence was going to be there in the tardis. And remember my comment that I would remove the rolls?))
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:39:53 pm
The point is, you're not hijacking it again.
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:40:53 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:45:12 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:46:41 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 02, 2015, 03:51:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 03:56:51 pm
What the GM says, goes.You're not bringing that case up again! End of story!
((hey tawa. can I try making the case image for the turnabout bay? what's the dimensions))I think I'll try my hand at it. If I can't come up with anything good I'll drop you a line.
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 03:59:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 04:31:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 04:50:41 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 04:54:14 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 04:55:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 05:02:45 pm
There's also the fact that the GM was the player, which was madness. Point is that I'm done with those derailed days. Sorry I played along, I should've stopped it sooner, but that's just not what the thread is anymore.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to begin writing the next case.
Post by: FelixSparks on August 02, 2015, 05:06:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 05:19:45 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 02, 2015, 05:22:30 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on August 02, 2015, 05:26:11 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 05:26:59 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 02, 2015, 05:27:36 pm
"Apparently someone has a new hobby" interjects an unnoticed, rather snarky member of the jury. Which this courtroom totally has.'new'
*snickers*
Post by: poketwo on August 02, 2015, 06:12:32 pm
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on August 02, 2015, 06:13:54 pm
Post by: Adragis on August 02, 2015, 07:39:20 pm
PTW.NO SHIPPING
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 08:19:38 pm
check the waitlistPTW.NO SHIPPING
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 02, 2015, 09:29:50 pm
((Oh, you're taking reservations for the lawyer spots? Count me IN, then.))Looks like I'm not on the waitlist. If we're going by first-come-first-serve, I should somewhere between Hiddenleafguy and PrivateNomad; I couldn't find technicallyAdventure's reservation.
Post by: Tawa on August 02, 2015, 09:44:13 pm
She PM'ed me a while back.((Oh, you're taking reservations for the lawyer spots? Count me IN, then.))Looks like I'm not on the waitlist. If we're going by first-come-first-serve, I should somewhere between Hiddenleafguy and PrivateNomad; I couldn't find technicallyAdventure's reservation.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 02, 2015, 10:54:52 pm
((Also blitz nice to see you using one of the image's I made you.))
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on August 02, 2015, 11:05:55 pm
Post by: Person on August 02, 2015, 11:15:12 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 02, 2015, 11:22:26 pm
*Somewhere*
(http://i.imgur.com/iOQkOQ4.png)
"Hmmm?"
((spacer..))(http://i.imgur.com/jfbxrFO.png)
"Damnit"
(http://imgur.com/T94Nm5Z.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/iOQkOQ4.png)
"Hmmm?"
((spacer..))(http://i.imgur.com/jfbxrFO.png)
"Damnit"
(http://imgur.com/T94Nm5Z.png)
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 02, 2015, 11:24:12 pm
Post by: Person on August 03, 2015, 12:33:19 am
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 03, 2015, 11:15:09 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 06:41:21 pm
"I would like to reserve a case. The court has totally ignored my requests for lawsuit money, and I'm fed up with it—I'd like to sue the court."((I'm just going to put this out there that your going back to a time tawa doesn't want to go back to.))
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 03, 2015, 08:39:48 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 03, 2015, 08:45:56 pm
Referencing events from back then isn't allowed, then? Darn."I would like to reserve a case. The court has totally ignored my requests for lawsuit money, and I'm fed up with it—I'd like to sue the court."((I'm just going to put this out there that your going back to a time tawa doesn't want to go back to.))
Edit: Wait, I think I see what you mean.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 03, 2015, 09:03:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2015, 09:06:55 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 09:07:44 pm
*Lemons walking into the lobby where everyone last was and probably still is for some light Rp*
(http://imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Well I must congratulate the two of you. Very well done. I sorry I was not of assistants there was other matters I had to attend. Tell me how did you pull it off?"
(http://imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Well I must congratulate the two of you. Very well done. I sorry I was not of assistants there was other matters I had to attend. Tell me how did you pull it off?"
Post by: FelixSparks on August 03, 2015, 09:10:58 pm
Kamina nods. The lemon isn't even the weirdest thing he's seen today.
"No worries. I just used what we had to find the truth. It's not as hard when you have all the pieces. But there's no way I would have gotten them all without Blaze."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 03, 2015, 09:17:44 pm
Please read rule #1 in the OP.((The suit was in fact intended to be somewhat jesty. Eh.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 09:19:31 pm
(http://imgur.com/gRWiq8F.png)
"Yes Mr.Blaze is one of the best. My apologies Mr.Kamina we have not meet tho I was keeping tabs on the case. I am Lemon 'Amoríos' I'm pleased to meet you."
"Yes Mr.Blaze is one of the best. My apologies Mr.Kamina we have not meet tho I was keeping tabs on the case. I am Lemon 'Amoríos' I'm pleased to meet you."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 03, 2015, 09:26:16 pm
"It's good to meet you Amorios. I'd shake hands, but... you don't appear to have any."
He nods and looks off into the distance.
"I have a feeling I'll be back some day... When a case of truly great magnitude arises... Ah, that reminds me."
He fishes Dampe's attorney badge out of his pocket and tosses it to Lemon, aiming for the top of his head.
"Tell Dampe I say thanks for the loan. And next time you see me, I'll have one of my own."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 03, 2015, 09:41:38 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 10:05:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/gn7mqe5.gif)
"I will."
"I will."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 10:07:06 pm
((Hey, anyone know of a picture of LittlePip (my avatar) that is not on deviantart? Preferably one in which she does not have a gun? If so please shoot me a link, having some image troubles.))((tryed photo-shoping it?))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 03, 2015, 10:13:32 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 03, 2015, 10:27:42 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 03, 2015, 10:35:03 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 03, 2015, 10:35:41 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"i just finished reading -you are patient zero- what did I miss"
((actually did just read the entire thread in one day, probably why my "new replies to threads" Is backed up))
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2015, 10:36:19 pm
((Thank you, I shall get my image working by the time the case is done. By the way, know a place I can upload it so that img will work?))This. (http://imgur.com)
-blaze looks up from his laptop and looks around-Nothing much.
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"i just finished reading -you are patient zero- what did I miss"
((actually did just read the entire thread in one day, probably why my "new replies to threads" Is backed up))
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 03, 2015, 11:01:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Looks like you guys picked that case clean to the bone."
(http://i.imgur.com/ZINZe5z.png)
Post by: FelixSparks on August 03, 2015, 11:05:02 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
"I won the case."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 03, 2015, 11:05:54 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2015, 11:21:52 pm
But who was phone?
Anywho, I'm going to see if I can get the next case ready by tomorrow, so stay tuned.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 03, 2015, 11:49:14 pm
But who was phone?Who was phone?
Post by: Tawa on August 03, 2015, 11:51:37 pm
((It's a reference. Spoopy story.))But who was phone?Who was phone?
Post by: Furtuka on August 04, 2015, 12:07:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/qddvSfc.gif) "I believe we had already determined that phone was Exkirby, as a matter of fact."But who was phone?Who was phone?
((:P))
Post by: Tawa on August 05, 2015, 06:09:14 pm
August 4th, 2:48 PM
Johto
Route 42
(http://i.imgur.com/YSz6i3S.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/UgprlC1.png)
"Freeze! Police!"
(http://i.imgur.com/YNXBwWb.png)
"Wh--what the...?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/4Vr8u83.png)
"You are under arrest for the murder of Ignatius Mortimer Meen!"
"H--WHAT?! Nghooooooooooh! It wasn't me!"
"Tell it to the judge!"
August 5th, 11:56 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #27
Courtroom Lounge ~ Beginning Prelude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlgXjzeGH58)Johto
Route 42
(http://i.imgur.com/YSz6i3S.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/UgprlC1.png)
"Freeze! Police!"
(http://i.imgur.com/YNXBwWb.png)
"Wh--what the...?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/4Vr8u83.png)
"You are under arrest for the murder of Ignatius Mortimer Meen!"
"H--WHAT?! Nghooooooooooh! It wasn't me!"
"Tell it to the judge!"
August 5th, 11:56 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #27
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"...This doesn't look very good. They think that this poor boy killed a man? Unbelievable!"
(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
"I can't believe they think it was me... I mean, how could poor little low-res me have killed that creepy old guy?"
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"Multiple stab wounds, and dropped him in a ditch... it sounds like something from a gangster film! A textbook example! And they've put Prosecutor von Karma on the case! Manfred von Karma! I can hardly believe it!"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 06:15:49 pm
"never underestimate someone based on rez.... who is defending you?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 06:22:45 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 06:27:05 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)
"I believe that I, hiddenleafguy junior lawyer, shall be handling this one!"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 06:28:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tglDYa7.png) "You're a pony! A measly farm animal, acting as an attorney! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!?"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 06:30:53 pm
"well if you need some assistance you know were to find me..."
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
"hey kid, once this blows over and you get stronger, I would like to have a battle with you."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 06:35:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZINZe5z.png) "...skeletons in his closet."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 06:40:17 pm
"so your feeling puny today?"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"and im not mindlessly assuming, im basing my judgment on his demeanor. but if I become convinced he is guilty. I would be the one prosecuting him."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 06:43:25 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 06:46:31 pm
"sorry, I don't roll that way"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 06:48:54 pm
"I would guess because he has a strong moral compass, and wants to do what is right at all costs." I then turn to the defendant. "Kid, what pokemon do you have? It may be relevant to the case, and not at all because I want to have a advantage when I duel you later."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 06:52:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "So we have a farm animal, a wizard or something, and a skeleton, as attorneys at law."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 06:53:02 pm
"speaking of, am I the only one that's noticed that the gym leaders are incredibly weak? there pretty average even when I have a type disadvantage. there only difficulty comes from there full heals.....with a few exception...."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 06:58:31 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)
"Yeah, I have more trouble fighting through all the other people who want to challenge the gym leader then I do with the leader him/herself."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 07:01:53 pm
"heheh...yha....annoying when you just want to get it over with and you have to get past them all. not so much strong as strength in numbers....the elite four though.....I always prepare for them."
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"do you know when they are starting?"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 07:13:36 pm
"Probably as soon as we mention the time."
Post by: Tawa on August 05, 2015, 07:30:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Truly a travesty. Tell me about Manfred von Karma."(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"He's... the best of the best. Of the best. Of the best. He lost, like, one case or something. I don't know, canon kind of fell apart when we started holding trials here."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
"Kid, what pokemon do you have? It may be relevant to the case, and not at all because I want to have a advantage when I duel you later."
"I had a Feraligatr with me. That was about it."
(http://i.imgur.com/tuCOWvY.png) Feraligatr added to the Court Record.
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 07:36:19 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 07:38:37 pm
I pull out a notepad and write something down. "What were you doing at the time of the crime?"
Post by: Tawa on August 05, 2015, 07:44:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "So kid, do you have any relation to the victim?"(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
"I was here during the first day of the Harkinian trial, and I asked him about how he used to kidnap children in the hallway. He said he'd moved past that and gotten help for his issues, then he left the courthouse. That's the only time I've ever met him."
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
I pull out a notepad and write something down. "What were you doing at the time of the crime?"
"I'd been walking through Ecruteak City, and I bumped into my rival, TRASHYMAN. He mentioned that we shouldn't fight inside the town, so we moved out to Route 42. Then the cops showed up and arrested me."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 07:51:11 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 07:52:16 pm
"Wait, you said he kidnapped children in hallways? Hmmm, how many vigilantes do you know of, um sorry but I never got your name. Is your name Ash?"
Post by: Tawa on August 05, 2015, 08:27:07 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
"Wait, you said he kidnapped children in hallways? Hmmm, how many vigilantes do you know of, um sorry but I never got your name. Is your name Ash?"
"No, no, I asked him while I was in the hallway. And my name's Ethan, because the guy playing couldn't be bothered to think up an original name."
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Do you have any idea how the crime could lead to you?"(http://i.imgur.com/JIDH8ot.png)
"I apparently walked right past the crime scene, and just as I turned around the corner, an old man arrived. He noticed the body and put two and two together. But it wasn't me! I swear!"
_______
|Bailiff|__________________________
|"Defense! Trial's about to start."|
|__________________________________|
Court Begins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf5nioVJHgA)
(http://i.imgur.com/87gYFxY.png)(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Court is now in session for the trial of Ethan... none of these defendants have last names anymore... for the murder of Ignatius Mortimer "I.M." Meen. Is the prosecution ready?"
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"̕...̨V͜el̨l,͢ d͡ųh. ̛M͟ơro͏n."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Well said. Defense?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 05, 2015, 08:28:40 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 05, 2015, 08:31:16 pm
"The defense is indeed ready, your great and merciful... Prince."
Post by: Tawa on August 05, 2015, 09:22:49 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest?cb=20130307050126)(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"The defense is indeed ready, your great and merciful... Prince."
"Don't patronize me."
"Prosecution, your opening statement?"
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͏Zee ìdio҉t́ ̶in ̴ze̸e̵ ̛de͞fenḑa̴n͟t̡'̀s̕ c͏ha͠ir̸ k҉i̢ll͟e͡t͘ z͞ee̡ ̵o͠lt ̵guý ͟v͝i͏z h̢i͠s ̨v̀a͝c͝k͝y ̕al̶l͜įg͡át͞or ͟th̨i̧n̶g̵i̴e͠. Ze͡n͠ h͝e sręw zee̡ b͝ody̵ ̨i͘nt͟o̕ z͜e̡e d̷itch̨. Take̴n̸ sįȩ d͟a͞ş ef̴i̷d͟ence."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/autopsy%20report.png) Autopsy Report addet to zee Court Recort.
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͞N͡ov̀, ͏ve҉e vill͠ be͜e ͏cro͏ss-̨ex̢a̢min̢i͘nk zee͜ vi̸tness͞."
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Name̢ ̨an̕t͟ p͠r̸of͞ęśs̀ion."
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
"Gregory Wammy, sir. I'm a gentleman, sir."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"̷Tes̵t̨ìfe͏n̴ ͘sie a̷bout̶ da̵s ̡ńig͞h͟t͜ ̷of͜ ze̵ę ͡m̵ur̀d̵er̡."
(http://i.imgur.com/D6Cy86P.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."
"I spotted a ditch with something in it, sir."
"I looked over, and there was a dead man with a blue coat and crazy Einstein hair, sir!"
"His right index finger was missing, and there were puncture wounds all over his back, sir."
"I called the police and told them about the defendant, sir."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͜Eef̵ ̛eet ̵ȩe͞z̵ no̷t ̸ob̵f͜ious̶ ̀z̀at͠ z̧e̕e defendan͏t ͟k҉i̢ll͟e͡t͘ z̧e̕e f̡icti͟m̢,̛ Ì ̴d̢on'͞t҉ kn͝o̢ẃ w͞ha͠t͠ ̶eez͠. ͞Go̢ ͏on ̸ve͏e̡t͏h̢ yo͢u̷r̷ ̶piti̶fu҉l ͠cro̕s̨s̴-ex́a͢min̷at̀i͢ón.͜"
Cross-Examination Moderato 2001 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQYtmRAfjOo)
(http://i.imgur.com/bDXiQiy.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lc0G24l.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/68czMzk.png)
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(http://i.imgur.com/qwDFxMT.gif)
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"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."
"I spotted a ditch with something in it, sir."
"I looked over, and there was a dead man with a blue coat and crazy Einstein hair, sir!"
"His right index finger was missing, and there were puncture wounds all over his back, sir."
"I called the police and told them about the defendant, sir."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͜Eef̵ ̛eet ̵ȩe͞z̵ no̷t ̸ob̵f͜ious̶ ̀z̀at͠ z̧e̕e defendan͏t ͟k҉i̢ll͟e͡t͘ z̧e̕e f̡icti͟m̢,̛ Ì ̴d̢on'͞t҉ kn͝o̢ẃ w͞ha͠t͠ ̶eez͠. ͞Go̢ ͏on ̸ve͏e̡t͏h̢ yo͢u̷r̷ ̶piti̶fu҉l ͠cro̕s̨s̴-ex́a͢min̷at̀i͢ón.͜"
Cross-Examination Moderato 2001 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQYtmRAfjOo)
(http://i.imgur.com/bDXiQiy.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/Lc0G24l.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/68czMzk.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/GQtKK2O.png)
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Post by: IcyTea31 on August 05, 2015, 10:43:54 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 05, 2015, 11:11:36 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2015, 02:29:19 am
"His right index finger was missing, and there were puncture wounds all over his back, sir."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Were these marks only on his back?"
((Yes, it's in the autopsy report, but procedure requires this lead-in question. And yes, the image is hideous. I spent way too much time on a small variety of emotions until I decided "screw it, I'll just over-simplify it."))
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 07:17:41 am
"I didn't check his underside, sir, but I only saw them on his back. Not his arms or legs or anything of the sort, sir."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2015, 08:30:16 am
"You examined the body closely enough to notice the missing finger, but not so closely you would have seen the front of the body? Disappointing, but plausible."
The talking teacup turns away from the witness to a more general presentation.
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"However, from the Autopsy Report, we can read the victim did in fact only have wounds on his back and his finger-stump, nowhere else. This does not support the conjecture of the defendant commanding his pet to attacking the victim. Attacks from claws, even short, rounded ones, usually leave long, slashed or ripped wounds and not punctures. Teeth would puncture wounds on both sides of the body, and would be in a clear arced pattern unlike the somewhat random pattern seen on the Autopsy Report. Furthermore, an attacking animal is very unlikely to focus its attacks on any one body part, and even in that case it would prefer a limb or the neck."
(http://i.imgur.com/JlXn8WC.gif)
"In short, unless the Feraligatr is secretly a man in a rubber suit, it did not attack the victim. The wounds were caused by a sapient being with a pointed object."
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"And as far as I've understood, no such objects were found on the defendant when he was arrested?"
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 02:55:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"̢...͟N̷ei̕n͞,͏ n̵o ͏s͜vo̢r̛d̷s ̕o͏r kni̷f͞es͢ wer͟e̢ f͝ou͏n͝t on͘ ͢z͘ee ͘de͞feńd͘a̧n̨t̸'͢s͘ b̵od͞y̧."
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"̷Ze͝e̴ ҉d͞efen͟d̨a̛n͢t ͟e͡e̴z a͞ ̵m͜a̴sh͡ter͢ p̛o͏cket mǫn͠sh̨t͏er͠ t͡r͏ain̕e̸r̨.͜ ̴Zee ̡def͞en̸d̀ant ͜coult haf̶f ̵sh͝pe̵c͟ifi͏c͞a̢l͠l͢y̕ ̕o͜rde͠re҉t͏ z͡ee͘ ̷b̷e̕as̛ht ҉to sh͝tąp̶ ze͢é fic̵ti͏m͡ a҉nt̷ n͟o͠t̵ tea͟r ̢ee̛z b̴od̕y. Zee͝ ̶all̴ig̀a̡tor̵ s̀ingie̶ eez ͡m͝uc̸h mor͠e̷ in͢te͞ll̷i͘gen̸t̴ ze͝n̛ ̸e̵ęt ̨appear̵s̵.͜"͘
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 02:58:41 pm
I quickly pull out a book and a pen, the book is titled Equestian law practices. By Backgroundpony3. He then writes down something in it, then puts it away.
"Witness, what time of day would you say it was when you found the body?"
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 03:04:54 pm
"9:00 on the dime, sir."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 03:14:36 pm
"Witness, where were you traveling from? And where to?"
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 03:16:48 pm
"҉R͘E̵L̶ȨF̴ANT ͠q̷veśtio̡ns, ̀pl͜èas͞e.̸ Ide̛a͢lly̴ zeȩ ̢sort̴ ̷z͞at̸ ͜h̶af̕f͏ ͟no҉t͟ ҉a͘l̨re̛ady͡ be͢e̷n ̢ansv̴er̕ed."͠
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 03:22:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 03:38:14 pm
"̧Ḑo ̶yo̧u n͡ee͏d̀ a ͠M̷AP̨ or͜ s͢o̕mesin̡g?҉ ͟ ͝Y̡ou̧ ̵co̵u̸lt h̕a̷ff̸ j̛us҉t ͢A͏S̶K̸ET̵, ͞y̡o͜u ̵kn͜o͢w. Tak̵e͞n s͝ie das͘ m̀ap͢."
(http://i.imgur.com/dXUcRds.png)Map added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"̧"͞A҉ls̴o͝, yo̡u͞r̷ ̕i͟m͠áge̛ ͘l̵ink҉s ̛ar̛e b̵r҉ok̛en."̷
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 03:48:27 pm
"Thank you, this should clear things up. Witness, was anyone with the defendant when you bumped into him on the route?"
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 03:50:38 pm
"No, sir, he was alone. And I never bumped into him, per say; I merely saw him leave."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 03:56:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 04:20:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"̴Are͟ ́you͟ ̵ef͢en ̨pa҉yi͠n̛k att͠e̷ntion͢? Zee ̨b̀od̷y ̵was̸ f̧ou̶nt͘ on̛ ze͟e ̛o͟uts̶k̷ir̛t͞s ̛of ͏ze͞e ̷çit̵y. ͏Ze͟e ol̡t̨ man fo͡u͏n̵t͢ ̶z̢ee͞ b̡o͟dy͢. He saw zee ̵d͠e̵fèndant̴ le҉avin͟k̀ zee s̛ce̢ne͠ ͢o͜f̸ ̶zee҉ ͘c̷rime,̨ t̴o ̶m̀eet̨ ͝u͘p̨ w̕iz̷ hi͏s f̶ri͝en͝t. Zee̸ ͘v҉itn̸e̕ss͘ ͘s͘a̛i̷t͢ ̴h͞e ͜w̶as͘ goi͘nk͠ ̢T͞O ҉z̡ee͏ rou͡t̶e҉,̧ ̷f͏or ́Go̕tt's ̴sake̸! ͠Hȩ ́vasn'̨t͠ Z͠ERE ́ye͝t̢!͝"͢
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 04:27:54 pm
"OBJECTION!! Incorrect, the defendant bumped into his rival, then his rival suggested they duel on the route! And the defendant stated he was in town!"
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2015, 04:39:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"̶L̨ook at͟ źis ͘pikt͘ur͟e͡ ̧o̕f ͟Ec͜r͡u͏t͢e͟ak͞ ͟C̴i͡ty̧."̢
(http://i.imgur.com/nbpJhpD.png)
"̸Dò ̧y͞o͞u͠ ze͘e̢ ḩow zer̀e eez͝ ̵al̶l͠ ̷t͢h͏is ̛sp̧a͡ce vȩre zee͠ dęf͏e̴n҉d͘ant an̶t he҉ez̧ ͞f͞r̀ient̕ C̴O̷ULD s͜t̵ant ͢w͞i͠z͘ou͜t̵ ͘z͏e͟ vitnéss s̶ȩȩinǵ?"
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"̡Yo͟u͡r '̕ko҉n̵tra̢d͞i̵ctio̡n͡'̡ ee҉z ̸b͟a͝seles̴s ko͢njektur̕è!̢ ̸Fǫol͟."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 06, 2015, 07:39:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/stTaxVV.png) "To the court, I present a photo of... A FERALIGATR!"
(http://i.imgur.com/tuCOWvY.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/stTaxVV.png) "As you can see with the shape of its mouth, the pokemon seems capable of leaving multiple punctures in its victim... but our victim you see, was missing his index finger. A Feraligatr's mouth is incapable of biting a finger off due to the spacing between ITS TEETH!"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6b/PWAADD_Take_that!.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217205639)
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 06, 2015, 07:47:50 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 06, 2015, 07:50:19 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 06, 2015, 10:58:19 pm
"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."
"Just to clarify, the 'area' in question is Route 42, no?"
"̡Yo͟u͡r '̕ko҉n̵tra̢d͞i̵ctio̡n͡'̡ ee҉z ̸b͟a͝seles̴s ko͢njektur̕è!̢ ̸Fǫol͟."(http://i.imgur.com/dIsa52U.gif)
"Off the record: going from the defendant being seen leaving an area without anything that could kill the victim in the manner desribed, to him having killed the victim, isn't?"
Post by: Tawa on August 07, 2015, 10:23:06 pm
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͡.̕.. ͢ve͢e a͜ré ͘not҉ şur͏e vh͞y z͞ee ̶f̕i̧ktim ̷has͡ ͢h̢is͡ ̀f҉i̢n͝g͟er͝ ́mis͞si̴nk̕. V́e̷è h̛a͠ff ̢a͘l͝rea̸d̸y̡ ͞b́ee͟n̨ lo͢oḱi̧nk̢ int̴o͞ ze͢e i͜şs̕ue̸,̀ z̧ou͜g̡h͢,͏ ąlz͟ou̢ǵh̨ ͞vee͝ h̀afe̶ ̢no̢ lea̶ds y̛e͡t.͘"
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir.""Just to clarify, the 'area' in question is Route 42, no?"
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."
"Yes, quite, sir--"
"Wait, no, I mean the ditch. In Ecruteak City. Silly me, I thought you were talking about where I was headed. Slip of the tongue."
"Off the record: going from the defendant being seen leaving an area without anything that could kill the victim in the manner desribed, to him having killed the victim, isn't?"(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"͏I ͝ṕref͝er to ̵k̕al̴l҉ ͝éet̶ ą leap ͏o͠f ͏l͠o͟gi̕c, ra͘th͘e͝r th͏a҉n͠ ̢fa̴it͘h,҉ bu҉ţ ̸ze̴e̵ pro̧s̸e҉cut҉ion̢ v̢oul̨d̀ like͜ ̵tó po͘in͢t͏ óu͟t z̵at͟ ̶z͢ee̡ p̵r̵o͞sek̛ųt̕ion̕ ha̧s͢ ̴al͝ŗèad͟y ̨d͢emonśtrat͞e͏t ͟h҉ow z̢ee ̕defe̶nd̕ant̡ could̛ ha͏f̵f̷ kil̵l͠et z̕ee̕ ̀fi͜ctim̴."
Post by: poketwo on August 07, 2015, 10:49:20 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 07, 2015, 10:52:42 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 07, 2015, 10:57:58 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 09, 2015, 05:13:52 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 09, 2015, 08:28:38 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 09, 2015, 08:51:18 pm
"I don't see how it's relevant, but this is my precious Victreebell."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 09, 2015, 09:44:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "His testimony seems legit. Or maybe nomad sucks at this."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 10, 2015, 08:53:12 pm
Post by: Person on August 10, 2015, 10:02:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 03:06:38 pm
"́You s͏ee҉m ̵s͟tuck͟. ͝V́i̢t͟ne̸ss! ͡You ma̢y ̵ęn̶t ̴yo̷u̷r ̕kr̢oss̵-͢exam҉i̡n͝at͢ion.̶ Ze̢ęse ͝l͟aw̸y͞ers are ̶an I̕NZ̷ULT͏ ͡to ͏z͡e͏e ̵p͏rofe͞s͢s̕ion!͞"̷
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."
(http://i.imgur.com/cEfQ7Co.gif)
"Ve͢l͏l̡,͢ d́ef̕e̵n͡s̛e?͞ Any las͡ţ ̢vords͟ ͏to̕ ͘z̵ee̢ v̶i͟t̸nes͞s?̷"͜
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 11, 2015, 03:11:53 pm
"Question, what size is the defendant's pocket knife? Also, witness, how well trained is your pokemon?"
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 03:17:53 pm
"Question, what size is the defendant's pocket knife?"(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"He do̶es̡n̵'̨t̨ ̧h҉af́f ̵a̵ po͟k̨e͜t̡ kn͞if̴e.͘"
"Also, witness, how well trained is your pokemon?"(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"KOMP͠-"
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
"-LETELY"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"IRRELEVANT. For the love of Armok, please stay on track, Mr. Leafguy!"
Post by: NJW2000 on August 11, 2015, 03:22:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 03:23:40 pm
Post by: NJW2000 on August 11, 2015, 03:32:00 pm
((That was a reference. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami)))
((*Follows link*... Ooooh, my medication!))
Post by: endlessblaze on August 11, 2015, 03:32:55 pm
"HOLD IT!"
"If I may interject, I have a question. I assume none of you mind?"
((No images for you right now. Deal with it ;D))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 11, 2015, 03:34:23 pm
"So you say, however I find the subjects alibi pretty suspicious, in addition the witness could have murdered the victim, and his pokemon could have bit off the finger."
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 03:38:46 pm
"͘Tęl̡l me,҉ ze̛n, ̧FO̡OL͝. ͘Ho̸v̸ d͝o̷ès̵ a͘ VIK̛T͞R͘EE̢B́EĻL҉ m̧a̕ke ̴S̷T̷A͢B ͜VO͢U͢N͟DS̛?!"̕
-Blaze calls out from the stands-(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"HOLD IT!"
"If I may interject, I have a question. I assume none of you mind?"
((No images for you right now. Deal with it ;D))
"̢V͠at?"͞
Post by: endlessblaze on August 11, 2015, 06:01:18 pm
"according to the autopsy what was the general shape and size of the wounds, rounded? or more like a blade? radius? diameter? length? I would check myself but I cant get to the report from here."
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 06:26:22 pm
"...Ze̶y̢ ̀vere ͠l҉on͘k̢ ̡an̕t̴ ̸d͘e̕e̢p. ͏Li͞k̶e͜ z̛e͠e ̵outli҉ne͝ ͘o͝f̡ ̡ze͞e ̸ka̸ke̷ k͘nìf̢e.̨"͠
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 11, 2015, 06:41:19 pm
"I could have sworn that you said that the defendant had a knife on him. But I could be mistaken, it is hard to understand you with that accent, in fact, can we get a translator?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 11, 2015, 07:10:20 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Gurgling sounds? Mr. Wammy, would it be correct to assume that the man was still alive when you were present? Prosecution, did you hear that correctly?"
"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."
Post by: Tawa on August 11, 2015, 07:15:47 pm
"̕..͡.̸Vat? O̡h̷, ̵s͟ǫrry.̸ ͏*AHE͞M* Eez zis better? Ant, for zee recort, I said zee EXACT OPPOSITE of zat."
"̢...͟N̷ei̕n͞,͏ n̵o ͏s͜vo̢r̛d̷s ̕o͏r kni̷f͞es͢ wer͟e̢ f͝ou͏n͝t on͘ ͢z͘ee ͘de͞feńd͘a̧n̨t̸'͢s͘ b̵od͞y̧."
((In case somebody missed the joke, the way Manfred's dialogue had Zalgo applied was poking fun at how his "Objection!" voice clip in the game sounds like Capcom hired Cthulhu as a voice actor and had him say the line into a two-dollar microphone.))
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Gurgling sounds? Mr. Wammy, would it be correct to assume that the man was still alive when you were present? Prosecution, did you hear that correctly?"
"Thank heavens. I never want to have to recount that scene again... those deep, slim puncture wounds, the blood dripping out of them, the gurgling sound the man made... bloody bugger, it was frightening."
"Zee fictim diet of bloot loss. Eet eez not far-fetchet to say zat zee fictim diet as zee olt man walket onto zee scene, ant zat he triet to get zee olt man's attention."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 11, 2015, 08:50:55 pm
"correct me if im wrong but did you not say earlier that the defendant had his Pokémon attack? I believe it has already been established that it could not have been a bite. you mentioned that the boys Pokémon probly jabbed with its claws.
this presents a problem. a knife cut would resemble more of a slit, or rip in the victim. rather than the circular puncture created by a jab of the claws."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 12, 2015, 12:40:05 am
"Eet eez not far-fetchet to say..."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Actually, it is."
"Witness, what time of day would you say it was when you found the body?"
"9:00 on the dime, sir."
Autopsy Report
Time of death: 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM.
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"By this information, the victim had already succumbed to his wounds when Mr. Wammy found his body. Thus, he couldn't have heard any gurgling death throes. Ergo, the testimony thus far contradicts itself."
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 05:26:49 pm
"Yehs, because, as ve ALL KNOW, zere eez NO ZUCH ZING as blood preshure, ant autopsy reports are ALVAYS accurate on zee dot."
"correct me if im wrong but did you not say earlier that the defendant had his Pokémon attack? I believe it has already been established that it could not have been a bite. you mentioned that the boys Pokémon probly jabbed with its claws.Pursuit ~ Cornered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk)
this presents a problem. a knife cut would resemble more of a slit, or rip in the victim. rather than the circular puncture created by a jab of the claws."
(http://i.imgur.com/Uem31Ul.gif)
"Zat... zat eez prepostorous. You are not efen zee attorney! You haff no right to eenterject like zis!"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 12, 2015, 06:06:44 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 12, 2015, 06:17:15 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3e/Takethat.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080902204435)
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 06:33:04 pm
"Zis... zis eez preposterous!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"No it's not, Mr. Von Karma."
(http://i.imgur.com/Uem31Ul.gif)
"But! I... ach! Nein!"
(http://i.imgur.com/HOngzPl.gif)
"Neeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 12, 2015, 06:39:07 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 12, 2015, 07:21:14 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 07:57:09 pm
"...zat giffs me an idea. Danke."
(http://i.imgur.com/9iyHtj9.gif)
"Who eez to say zat zee defentant killet zee fictim AT zee scene?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 12, 2015, 08:01:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 08:10:51 pm
"Precisely my point. Vy eez zere no veapon? Because zee defentant killet zee fictim somevhere else! Zee fictim diet of bloot loss--he coult haff been tosset een zee deetch vile he vas alive!"
Post by: poketwo on August 12, 2015, 08:13:32 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 12, 2015, 08:15:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 08:32:06 pm
"Eet eez zimple: zee defentant killet zee boty een zee voods. Eez alligator zingie brought zee boty to vhere it vas fount. Ant as for zee blahd trail? Ze alligator shoots vater, vor Gott's sake! Eet voult haff been chilt's play to clean up zee blahd trail."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Hmmm. The defense doesn't have any evidence for their case, but the prosecution doesn't really, either. We can't really say the defendant has been cleared of suspicion, though. Court will adjourn for today. I expect the prosecution to do further testing and try to find more evidence concerning the prosecution's story. Defense, I am aware the police were at the crime scene and questioning the witnesses practically the entire pre-trial, so I'm going to allow the defense more free reign in their investigation. Court is adjourned!"
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"...So, how'd it go?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 12, 2015, 08:35:31 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 12, 2015, 08:40:24 pm
"don't be so pessimistic, the production has no evidence. how they made the jump from walk past a dead body=he is the murderer is beyond me. people walk past stuff without noticing all the time."
Post by: Tawa on August 12, 2015, 08:44:30 pm
"My boy, you do realize that somebody walking away from a gory, bloody crime scene with an aggressive, potentially highly dangerous beast in tow looks incredibly suspicious, right?"
"...Although, now that you mention it, it doesn't sound like the investigation was very full, if the police missed all this. It seems like they were pretty desperate to find a culprit."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 12, 2015, 08:52:34 pm
"its the pokemon world, honestly I would be more suspicious of someone WITHOUT said highly dangerous creatures"
Post by: poketwo on August 12, 2015, 08:53:19 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 12, 2015, 08:54:40 pm
"I know this kid is not guilty. Last time my...... Employees saw the vitem was when he was suddenly taken away by yellow figures in a strange white van. "
((until tawa says this is not over the metalimit im not taking you seriously))
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 12, 2015, 08:57:04 pm
"Unless of course you have good logic to interject."
Post by: poketwo on August 12, 2015, 08:59:00 pm
"I'm going to ask you, mr. Pokemon ghost, to abstain from interfering in the trials. Perhaps if you had evidence it would be acceptable for you to speak here, but since you don't, I'm going to warn you that further interference will result in me doing my duty as bailiff.""I'M NEITHER A POKEMON OR GHOST BAILIFF! Serriously, why would I be?"
"Unless of course you have good logic to interject."
((It can stand to reason that there may be some scythers in trial jurys after all))"I know this kid is not guilty. Last time my...... Employees saw the vitem was when he was suddenly taken away by yellow figures in a strange white van. "
((until tawa says this is not over the metalimit im not taking you seriously))
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 12, 2015, 09:00:39 pm
Fallacy walks off into a hidden door. One that wasn't there a second ago.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 12, 2015, 09:25:29 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 12, 2015, 10:47:22 pm
"Or just about anything like that. I'd like a veterinary report of the Feraligatr, and a more complete version of the autopsy report, now that there has been time for biological and chemical analyses."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 13, 2015, 08:00:05 am
"That went, badly. At least I know not to call judge by his royal title now."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 13, 2015, 08:02:01 am
Post by: Tawa on August 13, 2015, 11:51:25 am
Post by: FelixSparks on August 13, 2015, 01:47:06 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 13, 2015, 02:24:24 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on August 13, 2015, 02:46:03 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 13, 2015, 04:46:04 pm
"alright, then. the particular Pokémon world we are going to is a bit low rez, so I wont change into my kalos trainer form. but I advise you take your pokemon if you have any......never know what might happen."
((you guys warp up conversation while I prepare a teleport picture, send me the avatars you want to use.....remember. FULL BODY IMAGE, preferably without background))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 13, 2015, 05:07:57 pm
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/falloutequestria/images/a/a9/Fo_e_littlepip_cleaned_up_by_rhodarein-d4qerji.png/revision/latest%3Fcb%3D20130307050126)
"Gentlesta- I mean gentlemen, I think it may be time to visit, TRASHYMAN!!!"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 13, 2015, 05:13:56 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 13, 2015, 06:06:15 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Yes, let's go examine the scene."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 13, 2015, 07:29:15 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 13, 2015, 08:52:20 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 13, 2015, 09:26:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aJubjGZ.jpg)
Post by: Tawa on August 13, 2015, 09:36:10 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 13, 2015, 09:58:57 pm
Woah that's some nice photoshopping. I'll crop it in a little bit for the updoot.Thanks dood
I also try'd to make a pokemon version of PrivateNomad
(http://i.imgur.com/o8OBpj9.gif)
Its ok but theirs just not enough pixels. And the hood looks like hair.
Post by: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on August 13, 2015, 10:11:22 pm
Post by: birdy51 on August 14, 2015, 05:35:13 am
Post by: endlessblaze on August 14, 2015, 07:48:15 am
Post by: Tawa on August 14, 2015, 08:02:03 am
(http://i.imgur.com/gpQEX7Y.png)
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 14, 2015, 08:13:04 am
"Hello, officers! How goes the investigation?"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 14, 2015, 02:48:12 pm
-meanwhile-
(http://i.imgur.com/TcBsMN2.png)
"kill destroy destroy"
(http://i.imgur.com/eWmJoeU.png)
"I RUN BY THE OFFICE TO GRAB MY TRAINER BAG AND THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!? I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO MESS WITH MY STUFF! THAT INCLUDES INCOMPLEATE COMBAT ROBOTS!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 14, 2015, 04:49:10 pm
"... would you like some help with that?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 14, 2015, 05:11:59 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 14, 2015, 06:02:46 pm
"YES! WE NEED TO-
-BOOM-
"TAKE IT DOWN BEFORE IT COLAPSES THE OFFI-
"warning, system breach, elemental squadron has gone rouge, now locking down systems"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
............did I mention I gave it hacking ability as well?........were doomed...."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 14, 2015, 06:14:27 pm
"Never fear! I have a friend that can help with this!"
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110917181328/mlp/images/0/0f/Discord_EvilLaugh_S02E01.png)
"BWAHAHAHHAHA I'M FREE! FREE AT LAST!!"
Post by: poketwo on August 14, 2015, 06:19:29 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 14, 2015, 06:20:46 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 14, 2015, 06:32:04 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hp0HBhD.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
"crap there here....ok water looks frail but has energy whips. fire has a very hot thruster, flame thrower and a blade. earth has a cannon and Is more or less a very well armored tank. air is a hover robot with large lasers.....I get the feeling it will be a bit before I catch up with the others...."
Post by: Tawa on August 14, 2015, 08:29:18 pm
(http://s14.postimg.org/bhbimfv1t/Rerail.png)
"Hello, officers! How goes the investigation?"Detective Gumshoe's Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHV9UymO5Hk)
(http://i.imgur.com/MQL5gSd.png)
"Hm? Oh, it's you. The lawyers. Well, it's not going all too badly, really."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 14, 2015, 08:34:15 pm
Nomad goes to talk to Morty.
Post by: Tawa on August 14, 2015, 08:40:12 pm
"I wouldn't bother. He's been at a training dojo in Kanto for the past five years.
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 14, 2015, 08:59:49 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 14, 2015, 09:07:35 pm
"hi god of judges what up? think you can help me out here?
((I was trying to find an excuse to back off and let them handle investigating, never expected them to jump off with me))
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 03:02:53 pm
Spoiler: Rerail from (the Judge) God (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/MQL5gSd.png)
"You mean the rival guy? Probably in witness protection. You can't talk to him right now."
Post by: endlessblaze on August 15, 2015, 03:29:19 pm
-hey listen, sorry for the delay, thankfully the god of judges helped me out of a bind. I think you can handle the investigation for now, but if you get stuck you have my number. i might catch up later, but right now, I have stuff I need to do, namely, figure out witch of our colleges' activated the incomplete combat robot so I can sue them.-
((alright, witch one of you wants have been the one to turn on the bot despite knowing it was a bad idea, and be sued by me? said case will be reserved for later when tawa does not have a case to run. also, guys, im not going to interfere anymore unless you guys call me in or things get super bad.))
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 03:37:55 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 15, 2015, 03:38:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Anything significant in the crime scene?"
Nomad takes a look around.
Post by: endlessblaze on August 15, 2015, 03:56:21 pm
((Fixed image tag silliness, by the way. ...And please do try to avoid derailing randomly like that from now on.))
((I was not trying to derail, I new you weren't that happy about my intruding without there asking, and I don't want to steal anyone's spotlight, so I came up reason for not being there....I was going to not show up again until the end of the case, but apparently everyone followed me.))
((why would someone turn on a robot))((maybe it was on accident. though they should not be in my room anyway because im protective of my stuff. or they did not take "my room is full of dangerous stuff that could kill you" very seriously))
((oh and tawa, I love those smashing images. what did you use to get them flattened like that, did you just put in random symbols (explains lack of color) or did you use some kind of function or plugin?))
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 04:31:56 pm
"Uh, yeah, lemme call the forensics chief."
(http://i.imgur.com/b5zLf7z.png)
"And you are...? Oh, you're the kid's lawyer. Well, it's not looking good for your client."
(http://i.imgur.com/dRDy2ZH.png)
"We found a suspiciously wet trail in the woods, and when we tested it with Luminol... blood. All over the place. We found a knife buried under around half an inch of dirt, too. Suffice it to say that Prosecutor von Karma was onto something."
(http://i.imgur.com/VZXn4Tw.png) Knife added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/3yyDvkF.png) Blood Trail added to the Court Record.
((oh and tawa, I love those smashing images. what did you use to get them flattened like that, did you just put in random symbols (explains lack of color) or did you use some kind of function or plugin?))((Got random jumbled ASCII off a generator on the internet and copied in the text in a reasonably large font, then used GIMP's perspective tool to change its appearance. Which is also how I put most of the non-document evidence into the record in the last two cases.))
Post by: endlessblaze on August 15, 2015, 04:46:15 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 15, 2015, 04:53:30 pm
((maybe it was on accident. though they should not be in my room anyway because im protective of my stuff. or they did not take "my room is full of dangerous stuff that could kill you" very seriously))((My room is only filled with a wide variety of extremely powerful weapons and gadgets from a variety of universes. Hence, the Armory. Suffice it to say it's not something I want other people in. I love this thread.))
Post by: endlessblaze on August 15, 2015, 04:57:24 pm
((my room/office is similar, the main office part were I greet clients is more or less normal, but the place I spend lots of time at is full of magical stuff, robots, entertainment stuff, and random things ranging form harmless to "OH HOLY ARMOK SOMEONE CALL THE MILLTARY))((maybe it was on accident. though they should not be in my room anyway because im protective of my stuff. or they did not take "my room is full of dangerous stuff that could kill you" very seriously))((My room is only filled with a wide variety of extremely powerful weapons and gadgets from a variety of universes. Hence, the Armory. Suffice it to say it's not something I want other people in. I love this thread.))
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 15, 2015, 06:08:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 08:34:49 pm
"Some clearing in the middle of the forest. There wasn't anything really setting it apart from the surrounding area."
"And something I should probably tell you: the coroner took a closer look at the guy's missing finger, and it looked like it'd been missing for a few days before his death. It also looked less like a knife cut, and more like it'd been ripped apart from the inside. Make of that what you will."
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 15, 2015, 08:35:35 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 08:42:10 pm
"I thought you already knew that it was Ignatius Mortimer Meen? You know, the creepy old guy who testified at the king guy's trial?"
(http://i.imgur.com/MQL5gSd.png)
"Well, anyway, that's all we have for you. You can drop by the real crime scene if you like; forensics has been done there for a while now."
Post by: FelixSparks on August 15, 2015, 08:53:06 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 15, 2015, 08:57:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 15, 2015, 09:39:13 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 15, 2015, 09:55:41 pm
After celebrating his discoveries, Nomad makes way to the actual crime scene.
Post by: poketwo on August 15, 2015, 10:36:04 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 16, 2015, 01:29:32 am
We found a knife..."The report says no fingerprints were on it? The defendant wasn't wearing gloves or anything when he came to us. We'll have to confirm from the arresting officers that he wasn't wearing any at time of arrest, but this is looking good."
"Detectives, have you found any gloves or anything that could once have been gloves, or anything that could be used to cover one's fingerprints, anywhere near?"
"It's possible the blood trail came from the victim crawling towards the road for help. Not necessarily an attempt at covering the murder up."
Post by: Tawa on August 16, 2015, 12:16:20 pm
"The report says no fingerprints were on it? The defendant wasn't wearing gloves or anything when he came to us. We'll have to confirm from the arresting officers that he wasn't wearing any at time of arrest, but this is looking good."(http://i.imgur.com/6gZBLNC.gif)
"Detectives, have you found any gloves or anything that could once have been gloves, or anything that could be used to cover one's fingerprints, anywhere near?"
"It's possible the blood trail came from the victim crawling towards the road for help. Not necessarily an attempt at covering the murder up."
"We already checked. No gloves. But you realize that you can wipe off prints, right, pal? And, well, I guess that's where the trail could've come from..."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 16, 2015, 01:15:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2015, 04:27:09 pm
"Hm. We need to send it to Forensics back at the precinct for a more thorough investigation, anyway."
(http://i.imgur.com/6gZBLNC.gif)
"If that's everything, the crime scene's off that way."
The Real Crime Scene
I Forget What Time It Was And It Doesn't Really Matter
The crime scene is a pretty boring-looking forest. ...or is it?I Forget What Time It Was And It Doesn't Really Matter
(http://i.imgur.com/gaG0cNQ.gif)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2015, 06:50:14 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 17, 2015, 08:38:27 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 17, 2015, 08:45:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "Well well, what do we have here..."
Post by: Tawa on August 17, 2015, 09:14:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BWGA0lJ.png) Minuscule Tie Clip added to the Court Record.
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 17, 2015, 10:39:32 pm
"I don't wear ties (or anything, really. Yes, I am naked). But someone my size probably would. Of course, that tie clip only proves that they were here, who knows how long ago, and not that they had anything to do with the murder. But call it lawyer sense, that thing probably has some significance. It went into the Court Record, after all."
Post by: poketwo on August 17, 2015, 11:06:18 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 18, 2015, 09:21:33 am
"Hi there, I'm Markus Velafi! Lawyelock!"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 18, 2015, 09:23:18 am
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 18, 2015, 09:35:11 am
Post by: Tawa on August 18, 2015, 12:29:38 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 20, 2015, 08:24:02 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 20, 2015, 08:55:34 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 20, 2015, 09:01:37 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 20, 2015, 09:03:56 pm
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 20, 2015, 09:04:20 pm
Post by: blazing glory on August 20, 2015, 09:08:58 pm
((Hey! Sorry about not posting, I have been on the phone because of internet not working since then, and I cannot see images on phone version, and I thought I asked this before, but apparently I did not, are any of the images in the last post's spoiler working? If so, I may know what my problem is.))((First two work, third one doesn't.))
((Namely, the one from 'thrilling-intent.wikia', whatever that is.))
((You should still just upload them to imgur or such rather then collecting them from various places.))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 20, 2015, 09:35:19 pm
Don't worry, everything I just mentioned is covered in the first episode, (while, besides the number for this Meadshire) and, in case you were wondering, here is my favorite are: WARNING: massive spoilers if you watch this arc. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=neQEpwrwgF8)))
Post by: Tawa on August 20, 2015, 09:36:52 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 21, 2015, 01:04:28 am
Post by: Tawa on August 21, 2015, 02:19:28 pm
Although... you know what, one of you has seen a tie clip this size before...
Logic ~ The Way to the Truth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-a60ITJ2Ko)
(http://i.imgur.com/P2Z5k9E.png)
Connect the logic boxes to discern the truth of the case.
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2015, 05:03:01 am
Select two boxes to draw a conclusion based on the information contained therein.
(Read: Poorly-disguised plot device shamelessly stolen from the Investigations spinoffs in order to guide you to the next suspect without saying it outright.)
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 24, 2015, 05:17:14 am
Tie clip, Scene investigation.
Tie clip, Kristoph Gavin case.
((I wasn't sure what to do with so few pieces to connect. I get confused because it's so simple, suspiciously even. Never give me a jigsaw puzzle with less than 12 pieces, please, or you might find your house turned upside down in search for more.))
Post by: Tawa on August 24, 2015, 05:28:44 am
(http://i.imgur.com/hIpBba5.png)
Those government agents had ties like those!
...
But that means...
Oh dear.
Perhaps a visit to their Town Hall is in order?
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 24, 2015, 05:56:44 am
"The Lemon Gummint!"
(http://i.imgur.com/dIsa52U.gif)
"And their diplomatic immunity does cover murder..."
(http://i.imgur.com/lvjMXNN.gif)
"Still, proving them guilty would certainly prove Ethan innocent! To their Town Hall!"
((Inb4 it's so small, only I fit inside.))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 24, 2015, 09:32:34 am
"Hmmm, if a government agent was the murderer, sorry but I'm new here, but by any chance are these government agents from Aliron?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 24, 2015, 10:33:42 am
"Aliron? I haven't heard of such a place, but then again, I'm not exactly sure where the lemon gummint agents come from either. I'd think it was something more...punny, such as 'Citronia' or something, though."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 24, 2015, 10:44:44 am
"Have they tried to con you or anyone you know into giving them your life savings to go fight drugged sheep? If not have they attempted to con you out of anything? If not, then probably not."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2015, 08:15:01 pm
After using several map and asking dozens of people for directions the group finally finds what they think is one to the entrances to the Gummint.
(http://i.imgur.com/eS6Zsjh.png)
The speakers on the checkpoint Boom.
"Next!"
(http://i.imgur.com/eS6Zsjh.png)
The speakers on the checkpoint Boom.
"Next!"
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 24, 2015, 08:25:10 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 24, 2015, 08:37:06 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2015, 09:20:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BFDARDx.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/1aBE5Om.png)
"Papers Please."
Im really really really happy with this image!
(http://i.imgur.com/1aBE5Om.png)
"Papers Please."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on August 24, 2015, 09:21:48 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 24, 2015, 09:34:03 pm
((You, good sir, are incredibly talented.))((Why thank you. Praise is one of the main things that power me ^_^))
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 25, 2015, 02:35:03 am
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 25, 2015, 08:17:11 am
I pull a lawyer badge out from my cloak. "Sir, we would like to ask you some questions. First off where were you between 8 and 9 PM on <INSERT DATE OF MURDER HERE>?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 25, 2015, 08:24:40 am
"HLG, I honestly doubt this border guard had anything to with it. We should probably talk to that judge from the Kristoph Gavin case first."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 25, 2015, 08:34:12 am
"I know, but he could have seen something important."
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 25, 2015, 08:35:37 am
"Could have and could have, but we can't just interrogate everyone. Especially since, technically speaking, it's not our job."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 25, 2015, 08:57:56 am
"Fine. Sir do you know where the man that my partner is talking about? If you see him, tell him that Markus Velafi, lawyerlock! Is looking for him."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 25, 2015, 08:36:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1aBE5Om.png)
"I was told you three were coming."
(http://i.imgur.com/BBC4v5n.png)
"Here's a gust pass. Please move though onto the platform an await teliportation. Once though enter the main door and tell the people at the receptions desk what you want. And don't forget to have the pass on display at all times."
"I was told you three were coming."
(http://i.imgur.com/BBC4v5n.png)
"Here's a gust pass. Please move though onto the platform an await teliportation. Once though enter the main door and tell the people at the receptions desk what you want. And don't forget to have the pass on display at all times."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 25, 2015, 10:29:13 pm
I take my gust pass and, in return give him an envelope and say in a very urgent and hushed voice. "This is very important, now listen, you must read this AFTER I leave the building, the fate of the whole lemon empire depends on it, and just between you and me, my name isn't Markus Velafi, it's Horatio. Horatio Protagoniste." I then put on some sunglasses and walk inside. (There are no pictures of Markus with shades.)
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 26, 2015, 04:18:46 am
"Wait, seriously?"
(http://i.imgur.com/JlXn8WC.gif)
"Failure to identify a person in court...mistrial! If you're being serious, keep it a secret. It'll be our safety net if this all goes south."
(http://i.imgur.com/3rc8zS8.gif)
"Oh, and, uh, could you carry me? I don't exactly have any legs or other ambulatory body parts, and I can't even magnetically wiggle myself around."
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 26, 2015, 09:22:04 am
Markus snaps his fingers and, in a puff of smoke, and 6 imps wearing military gear appear, they begin climbing up on one another, ending up slightly shorter then Horatio, they then put on a trench coat, and hold you through the head hole.
"There you go, imp alpha squad will carry you."
Post by: Dorsidwarf on August 26, 2015, 02:52:33 pm
(http://thrilling-intent.wikia.com/wiki/File:M06.png)
Markus snaps his fingers and, in a puff of smoke, and 6 imps wearing military gear appear, they begin climbing up on one another, ending up slightly shorter then Horatio, they then put on a trench coat, and hold you through the head hole.
"There you go, imp alpha squad will carry you."
You have a pass for three, not nine. I recommend retrifying that.
(http://i.imgur.com/3rc8zS8.gif)
"Oh, and, uh, could you carry me? I don't exactly have any legs or other ambulatory body parts, and I can't even magnetically wiggle myself around."
(http://i.imgur.com/MprtWur.png)
IcyTea learned TM:000 Limbs!
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 26, 2015, 03:09:16 pm
"Hmmm okay, but before I do. Do you have a certification that proclaims you to legally be a border guard, and if so, may I see it please?"
Post by: endlessblaze on August 26, 2015, 05:49:31 pm
"or I could just read his mind?.......what? do you think my teleport HAS accompanied by an obvious explosion of dark energy and light?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on August 26, 2015, 06:03:38 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on August 26, 2015, 06:06:29 pm
"ehh....it could use a bit more demonite ore.......let me go get some...I could even use one of my terrarian forms to build easily"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 26, 2015, 07:21:57 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Sorry, but according to this, my imps technically qualify as service animals, in addition they qualify " he begins speaking demonic for a full minute, after he is done he says in English "And that's why my imps should be given permission to enter."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 26, 2015, 08:40:08 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 26, 2015, 11:11:48 pm
"Hmmm okay, but before I do. Do you have a certification that proclaims you to legally be a border guard, and if so, may I see it please?"His Un-moving face and eye that stare into your soul are enough to tell you his the real-lemon-fucking-deal.
The border guard takes back your pass and add's you pets onto it. It say's they'll be killed if any of them move more them a meter away from you.
He buzz's the group of 3 to the other side leaving blaze alone in the box with him. Blaze is not with the group so he'll have to have his own reason for coming along. ((There is one reason that will get you in :P))To blaze he say's "Papers please."
On the other side the group can now chose to wait and talk or go onto the transporter. Next to the transporter is a sign reading what will happen when you go through it. 'All your weapons will be removed, Your powers will be Nerf'd or nulled, You'll have magic tag placed on you. . .' Are just some of the things it say's. It also say's all effects will be removed when you leave.((Your entering my house so the only one blowing shit up will be me. I'll probably change it to let you's fight and stuff later but it's mainly to keep a fighting de-rails from happening.))
((Right g2g to work bye!))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 27, 2015, 07:49:55 pm
Balm your somewhere else. Await image.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 27, 2015, 09:37:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zWlpwVu.png)
((Man that was hard to make!))
((If nothing happen's for large amounts of time I'll continue as if you guys are on auto pilot.))
((Man that was hard to make!))
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 28, 2015, 12:06:44 am
((Why is it even that large? It's owned by lemons, for carp's sake!))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on August 28, 2015, 12:17:53 am
((Why is it even that large? It's owned by lemons, for carp's sake!))((Eh eh eh just you wait :P. and now that its the weekend I won't be able to post until its over. That's way I've got 4 post in a row I wanted things to get going before I had to go for two days :( Cya's))
Post by: IcyTea31 on August 28, 2015, 01:47:43 am
((Eh eh eh just you wait :P.))((inb4 giant lemon mecha))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on August 28, 2015, 09:22:07 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Oh, that sign means that if I am going to survive, I will need to channel my inner Kyr."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2015, 06:30:59 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2015, 07:50:13 pm
You's go through the only door in the room and enter this room.
(http://i.imgur.com/TTLVDku.png)
WTF THAT LEMONS HUGE! or are you small?
You go up to talk with him.
((If there are no posts I'll just pretend you's asked where the guy your looking for is. :) ))
(http://i.imgur.com/TTLVDku.png)
WTF THAT LEMONS HUGE! or are you small?
You go up to talk with him.
Post by: PrivateNomad on September 03, 2015, 07:56:55 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 03, 2015, 10:46:05 pm
"We're here for the lemon known as BadLemonsXI, a judge. He may be in possession of critical evidence in a criminal case. We would like meet him for a few questions, if that would be fine."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 03, 2015, 11:35:04 pm
The Lemons at the desk tells you where to go.
After 15 minutes of walking you finely think you's have found the office your looking for.
After knocking on the door a voice answers.
"Come In."
You all enter.
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"Hello. What can I do for you today?"
After 15 minutes of walking you finely think you's have found the office your looking for.
After knocking on the door a voice answers.
"Come In."
You all enter.
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"Hello. What can I do for you today?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 04, 2015, 12:06:27 am
"Well, for starters, you could turn on the lights and or open those blinds."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 04, 2015, 12:20:08 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"The blinds are open. That's a stone wall out there. There's no natural light in here. Now you three didn't come just for my company. What is it you want?"
"The blinds are open. That's a stone wall out there. There's no natural light in here. Now you three didn't come just for my company. What is it you want?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 04, 2015, 12:29:39 am
"Straight to the point, huh? Well, where were you and your employees at [date and time of murder]?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 04, 2015, 12:42:09 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"Right here in this building filling out over due paper work.
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"Why?"
"Right here in this building filling out over due paper work.
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"Why?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 04, 2015, 12:47:04 am
"Oh, we found something that might be yours, but I guess not..."
(http://i.imgur.com/BWGA0lJ.png)
Present tie clip.
"There aren't many who wear ties small enough for clips such as this one. Would you happen to know who it belongs to?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 09, 2015, 05:39:00 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 09, 2015, 07:19:24 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 09, 2015, 07:26:48 pm
((Huh, it looks like the forums has some form of karma after all.....))Excuse me?
((No one else is going to post?))((Apparently not.))
Post by: FelixSparks on September 09, 2015, 07:34:08 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 09, 2015, 07:49:40 pm
"Excuse me, but why is your tie crooked?
And why do you claim the title of bad lemons IX as well?"
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on September 09, 2015, 08:25:41 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 09, 2015, 11:03:47 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on September 10, 2015, 12:37:48 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 10, 2015, 07:08:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"First off my name is cólera not badlemons. And as for that tie clip I wouldn't know I haven't left this place since the Prosecutors' Office of Bay12 vs. BadlemonsXI case I haven't been allow'd to leave."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. So I believe I'll be of no help to you."
((Just so you's know I was never going to let this die and I've been checking it almost every day. I was just waiting for posts maybe the week time limit is a bit to long.))
"First off my name is cólera not badlemons. And as for that tie clip I wouldn't know I haven't left this place since the Prosecutors' Office of Bay12 vs. BadlemonsXI case I haven't been allow'd to leave."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. So I believe I'll be of no help to you."
Post by: FelixSparks on September 10, 2015, 07:11:32 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 10, 2015, 07:23:20 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 10, 2015, 07:25:03 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 10, 2015, 07:27:43 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on September 10, 2015, 07:29:08 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 10, 2015, 07:30:04 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on September 10, 2015, 07:36:14 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on September 10, 2015, 07:39:59 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 10, 2015, 07:41:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
(http://www.gainsboroughhardware.com.au/assets/image/arch/products/large/445-Padlock.jpg)
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. So I believe I'll be of no help to you."
His lying.
(http://www.gainsboroughhardware.com.au/assets/image/arch/products/large/445-Padlock.jpg)
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. So I believe I'll be of no help to you."
His lying.
Post by: Tawa on September 10, 2015, 07:52:16 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 10, 2015, 07:53:58 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 11, 2015, 06:35:16 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on September 11, 2015, 06:50:42 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on September 11, 2015, 07:12:19 pm
"yha magic lie detectors are handy."
(http://i.imgur.com/qxEdrn1.png)
"sorry it took so long to get here, the guard lemon kept asking questions about my papers and power levels. I told him I was strong enough that showing him my papers before I came in was purely a formality."
Post by: poketwo on September 11, 2015, 07:23:41 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 12, 2015, 03:06:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"You could have asked and I would have told you I was lying. You coming in to my place of work go on about this nonsense and want me to tell you the truth? What have you got to offer me? Threats of harm and sure mean nothing to us. So my friends why should I tell you. "
((One: All lemons with tie's have them same tie that's how I drew it and I'm not going to change it so the way the tie is now is normal because it the way its always been."You could have asked and I would have told you I was lying. You coming in to my place of work go on about this nonsense and want me to tell you the truth? What have you got to offer me? Threats of harm and sure mean nothing to us. So my friends why should I tell you. "
Two: Cólera would really have any reason to help you that I can think of in fact he probably wants to kill you. But I have set the bar in my mind of what will work on him don't worry I won't make it to hard.
Three: If you haven't noticed by now the lemons have names now. There name's are a reflection of there personality that should help you talk to them :P Cólera is anger >:D ))
Post by: poketwo on September 12, 2015, 09:09:06 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 15, 2015, 06:17:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"Didn't think so. Now get out."
(Well you guys had your chance.)
"Didn't think so. Now get out."
Post by: poketwo on September 15, 2015, 06:44:06 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 05:26:38 pm
Someone strolls past the stunned investigators, a grin on his face and a pin on his cape.
"Hey there, Sir Colera. Mind if I have a few words?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 16, 2015, 05:38:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"As long as your more alive them this sorry group. Them come in."
The others are moved out into the hallway.
(In-activity ejection in 5 turns!)
"As long as your more alive them this sorry group. Them come in."
The others are moved out into the hallway.
(In-activity ejection in 5 turns!)
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 05:39:45 pm
"I'm sure you've heard about the case I'm handling... Would you happen to know anything about it?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 16, 2015, 06:09:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QWNeJ2y.png)
"I wouldn't know much about that."
(In-activity ejection in 4 turns!)
"I wouldn't know much about that."
(In-activity ejection in 4 turns!)
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 06:17:48 pm
"I'm not here to play games. I'm here to find the truth."
Kamina presents the AUTOPSY REPORT. Which contains the Victim's name!
Post by: poketwo on September 16, 2015, 06:20:12 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 16, 2015, 06:29:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QWNeJ2y.png)
"Hmm I see and how am I connected to this man?"
(In-activity ejection in 3 turns! Aka if you haven't posted your out of this part of a bit.)
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 06:31:57 pm
"... Wrong pocket."
Kamina presents the Knife this time! One of these has to break that lock...
Post by: endlessblaze on September 16, 2015, 06:36:05 pm
"magic. lie. detector. WHAT DO YOU PEPOLE NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"and before you ask, yes. I DO have a permit to use magic lie detectors in this universe, along with several other things."
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 06:37:15 pm
"Uncovering the truth is never that easy. Now help me figure out which piece of evidence is the key to unlocking this thing."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 16, 2015, 06:46:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/QWNeJ2y.png)
"Here let me help you fools. What has made you thing I have anything to do with this?"
(In-activity ejection in 2 turns! Aka if you haven't posted your out of this part of a bit.)
"Here let me help you fools. What has made you thing I have anything to do with this?"
(In-activity ejection in 2 turns! Aka if you haven't posted your out of this part of a bit.)
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 06:50:11 pm
A look of knowing comes into Kamina's eyes, followed by one of annoyance.
"Right, I figured they had already mentioned this one, so I was getting ahead of myself. Is this yours?"
He presents THE TIE CLIP!
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 16, 2015, 06:55:59 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. There for I have not used any to do my biding. It should all be on record."
"The clip could belong to a Subespíritu. But I haven't taken any out of the hive. There for I have not used any to do my biding. It should all be on record."
Post by: FelixSparks on September 16, 2015, 06:59:44 pm
"And where can we see this record?"
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 17, 2015, 02:03:52 am
((Hey come on, don't kick anyone out without at least a 24-hour warning!))
Post by: Tawa on September 17, 2015, 03:32:34 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on September 17, 2015, 03:38:17 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 17, 2015, 07:02:12 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
"In the record storage. I'll arrange for you to have temporary access. My advice is that you don't hurry there to quickly. You don't want to try and get in before you have access"
(http://i.imgur.com/QWNeJ2y.png)
"Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you."
(Right I'll change it to mid day today to post.)
"In the record storage. I'll arrange for you to have temporary access. My advice is that you don't hurry there to quickly. You don't want to try and get in before you have access"
(http://i.imgur.com/QWNeJ2y.png)
"Wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you."
Post by: FelixSparks on September 17, 2015, 07:39:35 pm
"Thanks! We'll be back soon."
Kamina heads to the Record Storage.
Post by: poketwo on September 17, 2015, 08:58:22 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 17, 2015, 10:39:32 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on September 17, 2015, 10:50:34 pm
Kamina looks to the tea and grins.
"Sorry about butting in like that. I got a call from ??? to come help you guys out."
It's not that he doesn't say a name, but something prevents it from being heard correctly.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 17, 2015, 11:36:00 pm
((Will try to update today. Sorry if I don't. Good to see people playing again. In the mean time Rp or something I got some images to make.))
Post by: Hiddenleafguy on September 24, 2015, 11:09:23 am
(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thrilling-intent/images/8/80/Intro0.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20150526204239) Markus punches open the door "Hey! I believe you dropped something in a forest, TAKE THAT!!" Markus presents the knife!
Post by: FelixSparks on September 24, 2015, 11:11:48 am
Kamina grabs Markus as he walks by, dragging him by an ear.
"Yeah yeah, we'll get to that. First, we have to prove he left this office."
Post by: IcyTea31 on September 24, 2015, 11:21:28 am
"That, and the knife has no useful biometric data of any kind on it. It doesn't really prove anything...yet."
Post by: FelixSparks on September 24, 2015, 11:24:08 am
"We almost broke that lock. Just gotta prove he took something out of that hive thing... And he should crack."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 27, 2015, 06:40:29 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 27, 2015, 08:22:05 pm
((Sorry for being dead for the last week. Ive been working all week earning all the moneyz ALL THE MONEYZ! and now Im loaded with cash :) Thats all going to my car, rent, lifestuff :( eh life go's on. Will try and update soon you guys are probably 3-4 posts away from the info you'll get out of this :) Sorry this has dragged out so long))((REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
I'M SURPRISED IT HASN'T DERAILED YET))
Post by: FelixSparks on September 27, 2015, 08:25:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 03, 2015, 01:36:56 pm
* The thread sudders and begins to move!
Records Room, Totally Not Arstotzka Or Anything
None Of You Have A Watch So You're Not Quite Sure What Time It Is
(http://i.imgur.com/8Y9WgZu.png)
None Of You Have A Watch So You're Not Quite Sure What Time It Is
(http://i.imgur.com/8Y9WgZu.png)
"Hello. I am N. I guard the Records Room while the Master is away."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 03, 2015, 01:41:15 pm
"For the interest of time I'm going to ignore that every other word you say sounds like it's in italics. My name is Kamina, Attorney at Law."
Kamina shows his BADGE.
"We're here to look at some records."
Post by: Tawa on October 03, 2015, 01:49:06 pm
"I am sorry. I cannot allow you to get any records for yourself. But I'd be glad to get some for you."
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 03, 2015, 01:56:28 pm
"If we can't get the records for ourselves, could we mayhaps go get them for someone else?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 03, 2015, 02:02:33 pm
"Do you have a log of who accessed the Hive recently?"
Post by: poketwo on October 03, 2015, 02:04:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 03, 2015, 02:13:36 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/8Y9WgZu.png)
"Do you have a log of who accessed the Hive recently?"
"Just let me check."
He pokes his head into one aisle and comes back.
(http://i.imgur.com/pesvrRu.png)
"We don't have any."
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 03, 2015, 02:17:19 pm
- "Just for clarity, who is 'we'?"
- "Have you ever had any such log or other record?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 03, 2015, 02:17:29 pm
"Huh. That's unusual.... Then where did THIS come from?"
Kamina presents... THE TIE CLIP!
Post by: Tawa on October 03, 2015, 04:35:07 pm
"Huh. That's unusual.... Then where did THIS come from?"(http://i.imgur.com/pesvrRu.png)
Kamina presents... THE TIE CLIP!
"I dunno. What is that supposed to prove?"
(http://i.imgur.com/pesvrRu.png)
- "Just for clarity, who is 'we'?"
- "Have you ever had any such log or other record?"
"We refers to the staff of the Records department, such as myself. And I don't know if we have ever had any of those records. "
Post by: FelixSparks on October 03, 2015, 05:19:03 pm
"Pivotal evidence, I assure you. Problem is, Mr. Colera said you DID have those records. And he arranged for us to have access. And he needs those records to back up his story."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 03, 2015, 09:43:25 pm
"and I cant imagine you would not have records of something like that."
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 03, 2015, 10:50:44 pm
"Tell me, what is the purpose of this Records department?"
Post by: Tawa on October 04, 2015, 01:30:35 pm
"Pivotal evidence, I assure you. Problem is, Mr. Colera said you DID have those records. And he arranged for us to have access. And he needs those records to back up his story."(http://i.imgur.com/Mqkqcv1.png)
"He... needs it for his alibi? I... thought that he..."
"N" sinks to the floor, repeating to himself.
(http://www.court-records.net/places/DS/dangerroom.png)
"Notgoodnotgoodnotgoodnotgooodnotgoodnotgood..."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)UnlockSuccessful.gif)
Well, you certainly seem to have access to the records now...
Post by: FelixSparks on October 04, 2015, 01:34:42 pm
"We found a lead at the REAL crime scene, and we're trying to narrow down suspects. The problem is he's LYING to us about something, and we need these records to find the truth. I don't think he did it... But for some reason he's withholding the truth. Without these documents, the wrong person will get arrested. So please... We need those records."
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 04, 2015, 01:52:27 pm
"I don't think we can extract any information from him in this broken down state. Let's just help ourselves."
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Best we seek the answer to our original question."
Look for that log of people accessing the Hive that N lied about, or anything similar.
Post by: endlessblaze on October 04, 2015, 05:13:19 pm
"hey N. I bet a good Pokémon battle would make you feel better. "
Post by: Tawa on October 05, 2015, 07:12:53 pm
"hey N. I bet a good Pokémon battle would make you feel better. "(http://www.court-records.net/places/DS/dangerroom.png)
"Notgoodnotgoodnotgoodnotgooodnotgoodnotgood..."
Look for that log of people accessing the Hive that N lied about, or anything similar.It would seem that something was taken out of the hive yesterday...
(http://i.imgur.com/MTEB3B7.png)
Hive Files added to the Court Record.
...Hey, do you hear that sound?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 05, 2015, 07:15:30 pm
Edit: ((I like how you used my profile page as the hive file image XD ))
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 05, 2015, 07:26:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Vs3nG9D.png) "My apologies, had to take an emergency business trip to oblivion."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 05, 2015, 07:44:24 pm
".... Interesting." Kamina tucks the file into the Court Record and hurries back to Colera's office!
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 05, 2015, 07:44:57 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 05, 2015, 07:54:57 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 05, 2015, 08:41:50 pm
hurries back to Colera's office!(http://i.imgur.com/KbWGcPV.png)
Locked tight. Doesn't seem like he's in.
Figures. Maybe you should just head back to the office?
Post by: FelixSparks on October 05, 2015, 09:03:32 pm
Kamina looks annoyed.
"Tch. So he knew... Right. I suppose that's all we can do for now..."
Post by: poketwo on October 05, 2015, 09:05:52 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on October 05, 2015, 09:25:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/qc6mCaF.png)
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!
-blaze slaps N-
Post by: Tawa on October 07, 2015, 03:33:48 pm
August 6th, 11:56 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #27
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #27
"...Sounds like you have a possible culprit on your hands, then. Best of luck."
August 6th, 12:00 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom #27
(http://i.imgur.com/87gYFxY.png)District Courthouse
Courtroom #27
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Before we begin, I'd like to ask the prosecution and defense what kind of evidence they've found. I expect more hard facts in court today than last time."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Vell. Zee prosekution has fount a very interestink zink een zee voots."
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"Zere vas a knife ant a vater trail. Zoh dere. Defense?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 07, 2015, 04:17:28 pm
Kamina grins, checking the court record one more time and nodding.
"Your honor, the defense found something a bit more substantial... But if it's alright with you, I'd like to bring them up as they become relevant."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 07, 2015, 04:29:32 pm
"are you sure? I think we should get it out of the way now."
-looks at the others-
"what do you two think?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 07, 2015, 04:38:16 pm
He shrugs, looking over their items.
"If you guys want to, that's fine. I just think it'd be a lot more fun to watch Von Karma squirm when we bring it out and completely destroy his case."
Post by: poketwo on October 07, 2015, 04:56:46 pm
"Hello. I'm kinda busy right now, so I can't maintain my coat of anonimity, so I sent this scyther and took control of it."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 07, 2015, 07:10:30 pm
and...why are you here?
Post by: poketwo on October 07, 2015, 07:38:18 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 04:20:38 pm
"So then. Where do we stand?"
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"Everythink weff fount eez all akkordink to keikak--er, my theory. I see little room for doubt."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Defense, are you going to present this counter-evidence you kept mumbling about?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 04:31:05 pm
Kamina nods, and presents THE KNIFE.
"Yes. The defense would like to present the REAL murder weapon."
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 04:44:40 pm
"And vat do you intent to zay viz 'zeh REAL' murter vepon? Did I not zay zat zere koult haff been a murder vepon?" (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6441319#msg6441319)
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 04:45:52 pm
Kamina grins, slamming his hand on the desk and pointing at Von Karma.
"YOU DID! BUT! You said it was thrown in the ditch near where the body was discovered. I'd like you to take ONE guess where I found this knife, which, I might add, has NO fingerprints."
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 05:01:41 pm
"Hm. Let me gvess."
(http://i.imgur.com/9berkiQ.gif)
"Maybe zee KRIME SCENE zat ve BOTH fount?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"But zat sait, I haff a vitness to proof zat zee defentant vas vearink gloves zat day. Zee idea zat 'no finkerprints' means 'not guilty' eez stierscheiße."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 05:08:13 pm
"Perhaps. But what if I found something that you didn't? Something that proves that someone else could have committed this crime, leaving no fingerprints and dragging the body away?"
Kamina presents... THE CLIP ON TIE.
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 06:29:00 pm
"You zink zat a tiny tie cleep deed zee murter?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 06:38:11 pm
((In other news, is this just drop-in or do I need any sort of anything?))
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 06:41:03 pm
((And the players are the defense, not the prosecution, silly. :P))
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 06:42:06 pm
((You can sign up for the next one.))((Then switch the words. Also, count me in.))
((And the players are the defense, not the prosecution, silly. :P))
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 06:47:35 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 06:56:45 pm
no, we believe the tie clip was worn by the murderer, this tie clip, is the same ones that most of the agents of the lemmon government wear, leading us to suspect it was one of them.
we flowed this up by speaking to corela.
and guess what he told us to look at?
I PRESENT THE RECORD!
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 07:01:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"...ant zis proves vat?"
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 07:10:23 pm
"it shows that multiple lemons were taken from the hive and never returned! more than enough the subdue the victim.
and as for the lack of fingerprints, the lemons hold things with a force likened to a magnetic field, they do not leave fingerprints!
not to mention the victims missing finger! according to forensics it was not cut off, but ripped off from the inside! the fact the finger was removed a few days before the victim was killed implies he was held and tortured. can you tell me where the boy could have hidden the victim during this time."
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 07:13:12 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 07:16:02 pm
"I have already covered that"
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 07:20:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)"Well, not only did you have poor capitalization, but you made quite the important error."
"I have already covered that"
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 07:28:10 pm
"Harrumph. Fine, zen. Ve can call zat lemon to zee stant. You vill not find anythink."
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"...It's you again."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"...Hello, Cólera. Eet has been a lonk time."
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"Yes, yes it has. I take it you wanted my... testimony?"
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Yes, please."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato 2001 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_D3pK6LVI)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I see you've gotten the... records."
"Yes, I took one lemon out of the hive that day. He had some... business to attend to."
"And Amoríos took out ten. They were getting... fired."
"They had nothing to do with the murder."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I see you've gotten the... records."
"Yes, I took one lemon out of the hive that day. He had some... business to attend to."
"And Amoríos took out ten. They were getting... fired."
"They had nothing to do with the murder."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 07:29:47 pm
"What business was this?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 07:31:13 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 07:32:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 07:35:03 pm
"It was... confidential business. I take... the third."
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"But I will add that he never left the government building."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 07:44:11 pm
"How are you so sure he never left the building? Were you with him?"
[/quote]
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 07:47:05 pm
"Weren't you there? Didn't you see the... Soviet Russia motif in the building? We have... security cameras... everywhere."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 07:51:53 pm
"do you have any records showing they were fired? and would you be willing to allow us to see the video?"
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 08:08:00 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 08:15:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 08:16:42 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 08:19:42 pm
((Pffft, in Ace Attorney the prosecution can keep vital evidence in their pocket halfway through the trial because((Pfft, in real life that would be a mistrial.))it's more dramatic for them to knock your argument down ten minutes into your speechit's the safest place they know.))
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 08:20:52 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 08:25:59 pm
((I'm well aware of that.))((Yeah. So this isn't RL rules then. Or any real rules for that matter.))
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 08:27:08 pm
6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics. Don't be surprised if you are claimed innocent based on the fact that aliens don't wear hats.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 08, 2015, 08:35:47 pm
((Yup.))6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics. Don't be surprised if you are claimed innocent based on the fact that aliens don't wear hats.
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 08:38:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 08:44:50 pm
((how would you even win an insane troll logic case))My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 08:48:19 pm
"If such video exists, the Defense moves that it presented at this time!"
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 09:05:19 pm
"Here you go."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"do you have any records showing they were fired?"
"Right here."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/autopsy%20report.png) Pink Slip Copies added to the Court Record.
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 09:09:31 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 09:11:28 pm
"That was our... interrogation room. He was... busy... interrogating somebody."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 09:14:14 pm
can you tell us who he wan interrogating?
Post by: Tawa on October 08, 2015, 09:18:46 pm
"Confidential."
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 08, 2015, 09:19:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZINZe5z.png)
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 09:31:21 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 09:58:52 pm
".... This video is a contradiction."
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 10:00:14 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
".... This video is a contradiction."
"....Huh! never thought of that possibility.
Thank you."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 10:18:06 pm
it is? what do you see?
-blaze looks back and forth and the records and tape-
Post by: FelixSparks on October 08, 2015, 10:27:21 pm
"The Timestamp changes abruptly during the shot.."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 10:33:52 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on October 08, 2015, 10:34:32 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 10:38:23 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)"Thats also a good one, but I'm thinking something else...."
"The Timestamp changes abruptly during the shot.."
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 08, 2015, 10:50:11 pm
"The Timestamp changes abruptly during the shot.."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"That, and they don't have a date. AND there is a suspicious solid background behind the P in 'PM', indicating it to have been edited."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 08, 2015, 11:26:47 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 08, 2015, 11:39:55 pm
((Ya'll doing well! keep it up.))((I also notice something peculiar....))
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 09, 2015, 06:48:30 am
Post by: Tawa on October 10, 2015, 08:58:45 pm
*sigh* "Very well."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato 2001 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_D3pK6LVI)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I can personally verify that my agent was in the interrogation room all day."
"The, er, timestamp is legitimate. Those are... JPEG artifacts. Unless you think you can prove there's something wrong with the timestamps?"
"The security cameras, to go with our Soviet Russia motif, are also from Soviet Russia, but their quality was... rather low. They don't have datestamps."
"Is any of this even relevant? I thought we were talking about the ones Amoríos took out."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I can personally verify that my agent was in the interrogation room all day."
"The, er, timestamp is legitimate. Those are... JPEG artifacts. Unless you think you can prove there's something wrong with the timestamps?"
"The security cameras, to go with our Soviet Russia motif, are also from Soviet Russia, but their quality was... rather low. They don't have datestamps."
"Is any of this even relevant? I thought we were talking about the ones Amoríos took out."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 10, 2015, 09:09:06 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 10, 2015, 09:12:29 pm
Now excuse me, but I'll be quitely looking over the trial for now."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 10, 2015, 09:17:25 pm
The thing is, .gif is not a lossy format such as to produce the characteristic .jpeg artifacts alleged by the witness, and should there have been artifacts, it is HIGHLY unlikely that they would take the form of a perfectly rectangular box with a P inside it. Nor is it at all likely that this would have happened without some other noticeable degradations in quality elsewhere in the image.))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 10, 2015, 09:17:45 pm
"First, that's a Gif. Second, how can you verify his location?"
Post by: poketwo on October 10, 2015, 09:19:22 pm
((Also, it is likely that video would be encoded in .mp4 or some other video format, as opposed to .gif, but seriously this guy just does not know his tech.))((Yep.
Also, sometimes, image gifs are hard to remove certain things clearly without some sort of still image transitional shot. Especially without real animation.))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 10, 2015, 09:23:24 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 10, 2015, 09:24:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 10:13:07 am
"First, that's a Gif. Second, how can you verify his location?"(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"It's, uh, made from JPEGs. I think. Ask the... technician."
"And as for how I can verify his location, if you remember correctly, I took him out of the hive and put him back in. And there's also laser tripwires in that doorway. He couldn't have gotten out."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 10:16:57 am
Laser tripwires are also not a deadly thing, they are simply a thing that would trigger other things?
Couldn't someone have taken him out, possibly using their high rank to order images doctored, defenses stood down, and actual tapes overwritten?))
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 10:53:58 am
"Intimidating" lemon witness, you just made a fool of yourself!"
Post by: birdy51 on October 11, 2015, 11:03:04 am
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 11:06:44 am
((Hrmm, hate to interject, but the Hive Records might be a good thing to reveal here. It would further place the video's integrity in question.))((definately, in conjunction with the lemon's recent statement.))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 11:23:26 am
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)
"You took him out of the hive alright. There's no question there. The question is WHEN you took him out."
Kamina presents the HIVE RECORD...
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.
Kamina ALSO presents the video tape, indicating the timestamp!
"If you took him out at Three PM, why was he there at 10 AM? Furthermore, you put him back in at 6, meaning it is impossible for him to have been in there at 10PM!"
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 11:32:41 am
PRESENTS HIVE RECORDS
"ON THE SAME DAY, YOUR "AGENT" TOOK OUT THOSE ONES THAT WERE FIRED, AND THEY NEVER CAME BACK!
IN THE TIMESPAN OF THE MURDER, NO LESS!"
Post by: Arcvasti on October 11, 2015, 01:03:44 pm
((Laser tripwires are also not a deadly thing, they are simply a thing that would trigger other things?))
[[Only if you're not
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 01:08:58 pm
((The key word here is tripwire.))((Laser tripwires are also not a deadly thing, they are simply a thing that would trigger other things?))
[[Only if you're notMANWOMANLEMON enough to make the lasers intense enough to burn through flesh and bone]]
Post by: Arcvasti on October 11, 2015, 03:22:53 pm
((The key word here is tripwire.))((Laser tripwires are also not a deadly thing, they are simply a thing that would trigger other things?))
[[Only if you're notMANWOMANLEMON enough to make the lasers intense enough to burn through flesh and bone]]
[[Technically, amputating someone's feet with a laser WOULD make them trip.]]
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 03:29:25 pm
((That's not what a tripwire does though?((The key word here is tripwire.))((Laser tripwires are also not a deadly thing, they are simply a thing that would trigger other things?))
[[Only if you're notMANWOMANLEMON enough to make the lasers intense enough to burn through flesh and bone]]
[[Technically, amputating someone's feet with a laser WOULD make them trip.]]
trip·wire
ˈtripˌwī(ə)r/
noun
noun: tripwire; plural noun: tripwires; noun: trip-wire; plural noun: trip-wires
a wire stretched close to the ground, working a trap, explosion, or alarm when disturbed and serving to detect or prevent people or animals entering an area.
From The Google.))
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 04:18:04 pm
"Uh, invisible voices? They were the 'interrupt-the-laser-beam-and-it-sets-off-an-alarm' kind of laser tripwires."
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"...I didn't want to have to do this. Or fire my professional video editor."
Announce the Truth 2002 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qq7BtdA0eg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)"I lied."
(http://i.imgur.com/hiM4Jsk.gif)
"B-but that's perjury! You should know better!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I'm well aware. I did it... for my country."
Cross-Examination ~ Allegro 2001 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5apie1jywc)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I suppose... that for the sake of... everything, I'll tell the truth."
"The footage was doctored, I'll admit it. I know I'll have to face the repercussions for my evil."
"The agent I took out that day, Cigarro... was interrogating the victim. I'll leave it at that."
"Or at least, he was going to. The victim had disappeared; the laser tripwires prove that somebody unauthorized entered and left."
"Our agent stumbled upon the kidnapper as he made his escape. We didn't find Cigarro for several hours, and it... wasn't pretty."
"The other agents were dispatched to subdue the kidnapper. They never came back; the tie clip you found was probably from one of them. The pink slips were a cover for their deaths."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"I suppose... that for the sake of... everything, I'll tell the truth."
"The footage was doctored, I'll admit it. I know I'll have to face the repercussions for my evil."
"The agent I took out that day, Cigarro... was interrogating the victim. I'll leave it at that."
"Or at least, he was going to. The victim had disappeared; the laser tripwires prove that somebody unauthorized entered and left."
"Our agent stumbled upon the kidnapper as he made his escape. We didn't find Cigarro for several hours, and it... wasn't pretty."
"The other agents were dispatched to subdue the kidnapper. They never came back; the tie clip you found was probably from one of them. The pink slips were a cover for their deaths."
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 04:25:53 pm
Ya see, my scythers are currently.... Looking around in ya lemon dimension. And from the report's I'm getting from them indicate that the place is mostly a ghost town right now. Only a few lemons have been spotted, ya see?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 04:38:05 pm
Right, the truth is finally starting to come into focus! But best not to rush, we need to figure out EVERYTHING first...
"You mentioned an interrogation... Regarding what?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 11, 2015, 04:40:52 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 04:42:00 pm
"That I got. I want to know what specifically they were interrogating him about."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 04:44:51 pm
"I'm... not quite sure myself. One of the higher-ups ordered it."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"The highest up, specifically."
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 11, 2015, 04:46:13 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 04:50:14 pm
"Hmmm,from what I guess, regarding the victim, and the lemon's involvement, I say its that lemon from that Hyrule trial. One of the defense attorneys?"
Post by: endlessblaze on October 11, 2015, 04:59:33 pm
"who IS the highest up?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 05:01:35 pm
"If I had limbs, I'd be shrugging right now."
Post by: endlessblaze on October 11, 2015, 05:07:44 pm
"and im assuming this "interrogation" is how the victim lost his finger?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 05:21:44 pm
"That reminds me. Having no hands, how DO you hold things?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 05:25:36 pm
"Like this." (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6343443#msg6343443)
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 05:48:58 pm
"Thank you, that'll come in handy for later. Back to the point at hand... Two questions right now. You said the tripwires said someone unauthorized entered. With all the cameras around, surely you caught them on one? And second, the record states you placed a lemon back at 6 PM. If Cigarro was... disposed of, who did you put back in?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 06:03:36 pm
"Cigarro is... in intensive care. He was put there at six. And the kidnapper... eliminated the cameras."
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"But there is one thing we know for certain."
Suspense (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZC16wTh3jM)
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"The kidnapper got Cigarro out of the way with the Pokémon move 'Water Gun'."
(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
"The kidnapper got Cigarro out of the way with the Pokémon move 'Water Gun'."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 06:05:48 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 06:11:04 pm
That can't be right... There's no way that's right!
"How can you be so certain that it was a Water Gun?"
Post by: birdy51 on October 11, 2015, 06:13:42 pm
Any word on the knife though? Prosecutor von Karma's evidence might be able to help us out here...))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 06:16:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 06:22:09 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/MsCdqxH.png)
That can't be right... There's no way that's right!
"How can you be so certain that it was a Water Gun?"
"Our analysts found traces of biological residue in the water on Cigarro. The wet area was roughly consistent with the move's trajectory, so unless you think that the kidnapper brought a water cannon loaded with Pokémon spit it's pretty clearly Water Gun."
"Oh, and to the person... in the stands, I guess...? Cigarro was ambushed around the time he entered the interrogation room... he was in the operating room for three hours before being put in the hive's intensive care unit. That gives five or six hours for the kidnapper to take Meen to Ecruteak."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 06:28:44 pm
This wasn't going anywhere... Maybe he should back off and... Wait a second. Did he hear that right?
"I'm sorry, did you say that Cigarro was ambushed INSIDE the compound? So he never would have left that day?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 06:32:22 pm
"The hive and... the compound... are two different places."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Shall I kall my vitness ant get zis ofer viz? I don't zee anyvun elze vho eet koult be."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 06:33:28 pm
"But he didn't leave the country. Which begs the question..."
KAMINA PRESENTS THE TIE CLIP!
"Who left this at the REAL crime scene?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 06:35:30 pm
"The other agents were dispatched to subdue the kidnapper. They never came back; the tie clip you found was probably from one of them. The pink slips were a cover for their deaths."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 06:36:41 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 07:02:25 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 07:06:08 pm
"Do you haff any effidence zomebody elze did?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 07:13:49 pm
"Do you haff any effidence zomebody elze did?"I vault over the railing and land in the defense.
"All right, you, let me clear something up. BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON THE PROSECUTION.
Asking the defense to prove innocence would clearly violate the principle of "innocent until proven guilty" enshrined in most all courts that are actually following due process."
With that cleared up, I jump back into the observers.
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 07:16:50 pm
"Okay. I know zat. But zere eez zee leetle eessue zat zere eez nobody elze zat koult haff done eet."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 07:23:43 pm
".... You realize that Water Gun is a REALLY COMMON MOVE for water types, right?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 11, 2015, 07:30:09 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 07:31:56 pm
"Okay. I know zat. But zere eez zee leetle eessue zat zere eez nobody elze zat koult haff done eet.""Do you have incontrovertible proof that the defendant actually committed the crime? Do you have incontrovertible proof that ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE ELSE could have committed the crime? Do you perhaps have evidence you're holding out on? Because that would constitute a mistrial. Do you, in fact, have any real proof besides a trail of water and a print-less knife? Do you, in fact, have any proof at all? Maybe, and this is just a wild theory, some other Trainer with a Water type could have done this because as far as I know, you have not provided any definitive evidence that the defendant was ever present at the scene of the crime. In fact, there is a rather suspicious witness back on page 84 that was the last person to see the victim alive, according to his testimony. Which is, well, suspect.
'Nobody else could have done it' is not proof that someone did do it."
(*starts reading the record*
"Also, are we perhaps forgetting someone? Did we ever return to this TRASHYMAN guy? He might have evidence.
Oh. Feraligatrs have teeth on BOTH sides of the jaw, and the puncture marks were only on the back. Not to mention, you know, the shape of the teeth. That would certainly lend credence to the whole 'it was not, in fact, a Pokémon that did this' because the wounds are only on one side.
...Hey! That witness had a Pokeball...Did we ever actually SEE the Pokémon in it?")
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 07:52:23 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
".... You realize that Water Gun is a REALLY COMMON MOVE for water types, right?"
"Zure. Vat does zat proof? Can you giff me HART EFFIDENCE zat zere vas anybody ELSE een zee area viz a vater-type at zee time of zee murder?"
(http://i.imgur.com/yCjw2Y2.png) "'Nobody else?' That is not a viable way to prosecute somebody. You need to present to us some groundbreaking, decisive evidence. But you don't have any, because he didn't commit the crime."(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"You vant DECISEEV EFFIDENCE? I'll geeve you zomezink better: a DECISEEV VITNESS."
-snop-((Also; this is based directly off of Ace Attorney and Artistic License – Law (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArtisticLicenseLaw) is in full effect. I know quite well that this shit would never fly in a real court, but it's for the sake of the narrative.))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 07:55:48 pm
"THEN BRING HIM OUT! I'll find your lies, because there's no way our client did this! Seriously, he's like TEN and you expect me to believe he made it into that country, kidnapped someone, and brought him SIX HOURS to murder him in the woods? We'll prove his innocence. And then I'm gonna punch you in the face for being a shit."
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 07:56:26 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 07:58:07 pm
I get it, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to invoke actual law. It might even work. ;P))
"Call your allegedly decisive witness, Von Karma. But before you do that, the defense wishes to confirm that the prosecution's opening witness was, in fact, carrying the Pokémon they said they were carrying, as that would be a similarly crucial point."
(http://i.imgur.com/haZLXHA.gif)
"I don't see how it's relevant, but this is my precious Victreebell."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 08:13:29 pm
"Hoh hoh. I like your ztyle. Geet een here, TRASHYMAN!"
(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"YOU CALL"
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"Yes. Pleeze, tell zee defense just how WRONK zey are."
Cross-Examination ~ Presto 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dorU0Rpmr7E)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"SORRY IF ENGLISH RUSTY, HERE FROM SHANGDAO"
"FOUGHT RIVAL AT THE ROUTE GATE OUTSIDE THE CITY"
"HE HAD ON SPECIAL ELF MONSTER FIGHTING GLOVES"
"I SENT OUT MY ELF MONSTER WHEN THE POLICE ARRESTED"
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"Vell, zere you haff it. Zee knife had no finkerprints on eet, ant here eez proof zat zee defentant woult not haff left zee prints. Zere vere no ozzer people een zee city viz gloffs, accordink to zee police. Ant zee lemon goffernment agents vere een no way possibly responsible, as zee goffernment agent has proofen."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Ant to zee eenveesible neenja-voice, zee police checked zee earlier vitnesss' recorts ant fount zat Victreebell vas zee only Pokémon zee vitness effer hat."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"SORRY IF ENGLISH RUSTY, HERE FROM SHANGDAO"
"FOUGHT RIVAL AT THE ROUTE GATE OUTSIDE THE CITY"
"HE HAD ON SPECIAL ELF MONSTER FIGHTING GLOVES"
"I SENT OUT MY ELF MONSTER WHEN THE POLICE ARRESTED"
(http://i.imgur.com/tN9Xu6B.gif)
"Vell, zere you haff it. Zee knife had no finkerprints on eet, ant here eez proof zat zee defentant woult not haff left zee prints. Zere vere no ozzer people een zee city viz gloffs, accordink to zee police. Ant zee lemon goffernment agents vere een no way possibly responsible, as zee goffernment agent has proofen."
(http://i.imgur.com/c3ZOwhU.gif)
"Ant to zee eenveesible neenja-voice, zee police checked zee earlier vitnesss' recorts ant fount zat Victreebell vas zee only Pokémon zee vitness effer hat."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 08:15:56 pm
Or, in other words, objection, Your Honor."
The self-satisfied sound of a pen clicking echoes through the room.
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 08:20:48 pm
"OBJECTION!"
Kamina slams his hands down on the desk, and points dramatically at TRASHYMAN.
"Look back at this photo I had taken in the defense lobby, IMMEDIATELY after Ethan was arrested."
Kamina points to page 135 of the thread, a smirk on his face.
"Notice anything, Von Karma?"
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 08:29:20 pm
Pursuit ~ Cornered - Variation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPJQT-Fuiu0)
(http://i.imgur.com/Uem31Ul.gif)
"I do nacht see zee gloffs. Vitness? Explain."
(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"THE GLOVES WERE OF SKIN COLOR, SEE YOU?"
(http://i.imgur.com/Uem31Ul.gif)
"I do nacht see zee gloffs. Vitness? Explain."
(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"THE GLOVES WERE OF SKIN COLOR, SEE YOU?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 08:30:27 pm
"I do nacht see zee gloffs. Vitness? Explain.""No, see we not. How could YOU have?"
"THE GLOVES WERE OF SKIN COLOR, SEE YOU?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 08:32:11 pm
"Oh really? Then how did you know he was wearing them?!" Another desk slam, and the grin grows wider.
"In addition, you lied when you said you had sent out your pokemon! Both the police report and the photos show that the fight hadn't started, and that Ethan was going to send out his pokemon first! WITNESS!" THUD. He slams a fist on the desk, and points at Trashyman once more. "You are aware of the penalties of lying under oath, correct?!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 08:36:07 pm
"In addition, you lied when you said you had sent out your pokemon! Both the police report and the photos show that the fight hadn't started, and that Ethan was going to send out his pokemon first!""Indeed."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 08:41:21 pm
Victory Is Right Before Your Eyes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KwyG9HhwHA)
"No, see we not. How could YOU have?"(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"I... I..."
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/rah8iGl.png)
"I... I AM A MONSTER
COACH
AND ALSO
A MONSTER
BECAUSE I
GAVE HIM PILLORY"
(http://i.imgur.com/mxFfO9Z.gif)
EN'STRASHYMAN FAINT!
TRASHY MAN ISN'T IN HERE!
TRASHY MAN SCENE OF BLANK!
(http://i.imgur.com/HOngzPl.gif)
"NEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN"
Post by: poketwo on October 11, 2015, 08:43:08 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 08:46:07 pm
Kamina grins and cracks his knuckles.
"Well. I think that proves my client had nothing to do with this. Your Honor? If I may?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 08:47:46 pm
Off the record, Von Karma, please calm down before you burst something."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 08:59:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/hiM4Jsk.gif)
"Well, that was certainly an interesting trial. More interesting, anyway, than that last one where the defense found the real killer in a matter of minutes the second trial day."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I will now deliver my verdict. This court finds the defendant, Ethan No-last-name..."
Not Guilty
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This court is adjourned!"
"Well, that was certainly an interesting trial. More interesting, anyway, than that last one where the defense found the real killer in a matter of minutes the second trial day."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I will now deliver my verdict. This court finds the defendant, Ethan No-last-name..."
Not Guilty
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This court is adjourned!"
Spoiler: Unfortunately Repetitive Gavel Animation (click to show/hide)
"Pillory?"(The rival's name and lines were a reference to Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal, an English-translated Vietnamese bootleg of the Chinese bootleg of the Japanese version of Pokémon Crystal, translating "Pokémon" as variously "elf" or "monster" and bringing us immortal lines like "I AM A MONSTER (line break) COACH, THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD" and "THIS WAS THE THING ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO. TEAM MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS." "[ELF] HAVE A PILLORY" was what it said when you put a Pokémon back in its ball.)
Won the Case! ~ Victory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iUDPLi5frs)
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)"Excellent work back there. Shame the cuppy fellow missed it, he was a damned good lawyer."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 09:02:19 pm
Before Kamina leaves, he SLUGS Von Karma in the face.
"Maybe next time, actually DO an investigation before you blame innocents. How's the bullet wound, by the way?"
He grins and exits the court, nodding.
"Thanks. I'm just glad everyone made it out of here okay. I wonder if we're gonna track down the real villain now... That's always fun."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 09:05:12 pm
"...I take it you don't speak Shangdao? He confessed on the stand."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 09:06:35 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)"No, I do not. But that was quite easy."
"...I take it you don't speak Shangdao? He confessed on the stand."
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 09:08:27 pm
"Well, he certainly didn't seem very mentally stable. He yelled all of his testimony, after all."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 09:09:18 pm
".... huh. Well, I guess now we just wait for the next case. Oh, also? I'm looking to be hired as a defense attorney. How'd I do?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 09:13:35 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 09:20:02 pm
".... huh. Well, I guess now we just wait for the next case. Oh, also? I'm looking to be hired as a defense attorney. How'd I do?"(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"Very well indeed! Though the prosecutorial punch may have been a bit over-the-top."
"That makes two of us, I'm rather interested in joining up with the Bay12 firm as well."(http://i.imgur.com/2ikUfUo.gif)
"I'm sure you'd make quite a fine attorney. I'll call you up if we have any need. ...If you'll excuse me, I'm going to see my doctor about this excruciatingly painfully overdone Botox treatment."
Spoiler: Meanwhile... (click to show/hide)
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 09:24:25 pm
"Eh, he had it coming."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 09:25:55 pm
((By the way, is an image a requirement?))
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 09:38:26 pm
I'm preparing for the next one now. With this case, I intend to create a story arc of everything from Turnabout Tape to this last one, with the exclusion of Turnabout Time.
I think that I'll be changing the format a bit and take out the investigation segment next time. Those are too easy for me to screw up on; you know, accidentally say too much, or get sidetracked in some manner. Turnabout Tape was probably my best work in this thread, and it conveniently lacked any of that.
I think that I'll be changing the graphics a bit, too; while this last time I used the original court imagery to match Von Karma, I think that I'll do what I did toward the very end of the very first case back when the thread was mostly composed of random madness and scale up sprites overtop of the beautiful high-quality scans of the Dual Destinies courtroom available on the Ace Attorney wiki.
Any takers for the last spot on the playerlist? I'm giving FelixSparks another go for his enthusiasm and the fact that his first game was... highly underwhelming, to say the least, and TheBiggerFish has a spot for himself, as well.
Oh, and doing the Perceive segment back in Tape was fun; significantly more fun than Psyche-Lock segments, anyway, so I think I'll incorporate Apollo into this next one in some manner.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 09:39:58 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 09:47:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 11, 2015, 09:59:39 pm
Did I get bonus points for slugging Von Karma in the face?Yes, yes you do.
Post by: FelixSparks on October 11, 2015, 10:06:08 pm
Also, I'm looking forward to more quick court cases! Well. Quicker without having to do our own investigations.
Post by: Arcvasti on October 11, 2015, 10:10:46 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 11, 2015, 10:12:40 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 11, 2015, 11:21:50 pm
Spoiler: I missed the climax, so I'm taking the stinger. (click to show/hide)
Post by: endlessblaze on October 12, 2015, 01:14:27 am
"that was an...interesting trial...."
"here"
blaze uses magic to give the talking cup limbs.
"anyways. im going to challenge ethan to a match before I go. after that, I will be at the fourmite office for a wile trying to fix up the mess."
(I enjoyed that immensely.....)
Post by: Dorsidwarf on October 12, 2015, 01:33:30 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 04:47:08 am
This seems like AttorneyOnline, except it appears to degenerate into shouts of "PICKLE PICKLE PICKLE" less.Dare I ask?
Post by: poketwo on October 12, 2015, 07:01:28 am
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 12:41:49 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on October 12, 2015, 12:58:19 pm
-having thourghly smashed Ethan's team in a short time frame blaze sits down-
"you know, I wonder why the interdeminsional circuits keep sending cases to the bay 12 courts. its insane what goes on in here. maybe the just like our crazy awesome?"
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on October 12, 2015, 02:06:57 pm
Basically, can I into waitlist please?
Or, for that matter, join right now, but that's doubtful at best.))
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 02:08:14 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)"You had one word too many there."
-having thourghly smashed Ethan's team in a short time frame blaze sits down-
"you know, I wonder why the interdeminsional circuits keep sending cases to the bay 12 courts. its insane what goes on in here. maybe the just like our crazyawesome?"
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 02:28:30 pm
((May I join in as an attorney for the next case, or the one after that, or whatever?Waitlisted.
Basically, can I into waitlist please?
Or, for that matter, join right now, but that's doubtful at best.))
Later that night...
(http://i.imgur.com/iHt203B.png)
"Hey, did I hear something?"
(http://i.imgur.com/fUegqz6.png)
"...he's dead! By the gods!"
(http://i.imgur.com/cHg0TRr.png)
"FREEZE! POLICE!"
Police Station
(http://i.imgur.com/LUqCiBl.png)(http://i.imgur.com/P910iWs.png)
"Chief!"
(http://i.imgur.com/ajPKBH9.png)
"Hm? Oh, it's you. What do you need, Meekins?"
(http://i.imgur.com/K1aB9Iu.png)
"We... we think we caught him."
(http://i.imgur.com/ajPKBH9.png)
"'Him'? Which 'Him'?"
(http://i.imgur.com/K1aB9Iu.png)
"'Him' 'Him', sir."
(http://i.imgur.com/ajPKBH9.png)
"...If you're absolutely sure... no. We can't take chances. Send in our best detective."
(http://i.imgur.com/K1aB9Iu.png)
"He's dead, sir."
(http://i.imgur.com/ajPKBH9.png)
"...Contact W. Call 'him' in."
(http://i.imgur.com/K1aB9Iu.png)
"The other 'him'?"
(http://i.imgur.com/ajPKBH9.png)
"Yeah. That 'him'."
October 12th, 11:42 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #256
Courtroom Lobby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yVeOXbX4Q)
(http://i.imgur.com/jqlc7HH.png)District Courthouse
Courtroom Lobby #256
Courtroom Lobby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yVeOXbX4Q)
"Are you guys sure you can help me?"
(http://i.imgur.com/DPZNkZj.png)
"I've seen them in action. Best of the best. Gentlemen? This is FITR. He's your client for this case."
(http://i.imgur.com/YnMSVa4.png)
"Sorry I had to call you guys in like this. It was last-minute, see. Let me get you the case files."
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png) Autopsy and Arrest Reports added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/YnMSVa4.png)
"This case seems really important. Gumshoe was on the trail of the White Plateau crime syndicate, and the police have taken his murder to mean that his murderer is their key to catching them once and for all. They've even put the very best prosecutor on the case."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 02:30:57 pm
"Who, what, when, where, and why do they say it was this guy?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 02:32:26 pm
Felix curses, looking over the documents. "This... This is hard to take in all at once... Gumshoe was a good man..." He sighs, then looks to FITR. Something in the Arrest report had gotten his attention. "Did you happen to find anything at the scene? And what were you doing there so late?"
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 02:36:18 pm
"Who, what, when, where, and why do they say it was this guy?"(http://i.imgur.com/YnMSVa4.png)
"Records."
Something in the Arrest report had gotten his attention. "Did you happen to find anything at the scene? And what were you doing there so late?"(http://i.imgur.com/jqlc7HH.png)
"I'd been having a meeting with one of the judges that night. I was on my way out when I heard some weird noises from one of the courtrooms, so I walked in to look around. Just as I saw a guy with his brains blown out, a cop came in and arrested me."
"And I didn't find anything there but the body."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 02:37:48 pm
A meeting with a judge that late? How peculiar...
"Which judge? This might help our case..."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 02:39:33 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 02:41:44 pm
"I was with the one judge with the playoff beard and Canadian accent. As the head of the Conerian peacekeeping force, we were discussing the possibility that we could send some of our men over here to work with the police; the judge was acting as a proxy between us, since the police are... on edge at the moment."
"Needless to say, a different judge is overseeing the case."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 02:43:00 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 02:44:36 pm
"What time did this meeting start and end?"
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 02:53:36 pm
"...On edge, huh?"(http://i.imgur.com/YnMSVa4.png)
"Yeah, it's because of White Plateau. They're the biggest crime syndicate in the city, and they've begun sending ultimatums and threats to the police now."
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/jqlc7HH.png)
"What time did this meeting start and end?"
"It started around 10 PM and ended around 12:45."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 02:55:26 pm
"Can we get that added to the Court Record, Phoenix? Or do we need to go get a statement from the Judge who was in it?"
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 03:01:34 pm
"Sure, no problem. He can corroborate it any time you need."
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png)Meeting Statement added to the Court Record.
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 03:10:27 pm
"Perfect. I think that's all we're gonna be able to do before we get called in though... FITR, Guys, are you ready?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 03:12:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 03:28:51 pm
"Well, the judge is the one who suspiciously seems to preside over most of the cases here... but the prosecutor is... a little different."
(http://i.imgur.com/uT60UIz.png)
"It's... no, I'll just let you see."
October 12th, 12:00 PM
District Courthouse
Courtroom #256
(http://i.imgur.com/QQ1CpEN.png)
"Trial is now in session for FITR, the Warrior of Light. Prosecutor Mecha-Edgeworth, defense team, are you ready?"
(http://i.imgur.com/evGuBvG.gif)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor."
Great Revival: Jazz Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bThCmG_vl8)
District Courthouse
Courtroom #256
(http://i.imgur.com/QQ1CpEN.png)
"Trial is now in session for FITR, the Warrior of Light. Prosecutor Mecha-Edgeworth, defense team, are you ready?"
(http://i.imgur.com/evGuBvG.gif)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor."
Great Revival: Jazz Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bThCmG_vl8)
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 03:31:41 pm
Felix looks a bit stunned.
"R-Ready.... I think."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 03:33:21 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 12, 2015, 03:42:07 pm
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Kamina6_2227.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/E94HCCW.png)
Felix looks a bit stunned.
"R-Ready.... I think."
"Surprised with my newfound competence? This mask and the cybernetic enhancements attached increase my powers of logical deduction by 40%."
"The defense queries whether all the evidence assembled by the prosecution has been turned over as is standard court procedure. Either way, though, we are as ready as we shall be if the case proceeds at this time."(http://i.imgur.com/MOezXWv.gif)
"I've long moved past my mentor's 'surprise evidence' tactics. He only ever got away with it because he was 'in cahoots', so to speak, with the head prosecutor."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 03:44:58 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 03:44:58 pm
"Then please, add all relevant evidence to the Court Record and let's get this started. We have a man to prove innocent."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 12, 2015, 03:45:41 pm
((Tawa: Autopsy report, arrest record, whatever else. Autopsy shows death by, arrest record has x on FITR's person, x found on the scene...))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 12, 2015, 06:44:18 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 12, 2015, 08:26:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FelixSparks on October 12, 2015, 09:02:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 14, 2015, 08:27:57 pm
"Indeed."(http://i.imgur.com/BOdwuED.gif)
((Tawa: Autopsy report, arrest record, whatever else. Autopsy shows death by, arrest record has x on FITR's person, x found on the scene...))
"It's already in the record. It's just that you defense attorneys can never seem to remember most of it's there."
(http://i.imgur.com/8yWQJnV.png) Gun added to the Court Record.
((That was how I always rationalized the "surprise evidence" element, anyway. Godot explicitly states in Bridge to the Turnabout that he had to check all of his evidence with the court before the trial started; Phoenix always seemed pretty absent-minded, so it wasn't much of a stretch for him to forget that most of the evidence was there.))
Post by: FelixSparks on October 14, 2015, 08:29:40 pm
"I decked Von Karma don't think I won't do the same to you. And this is rather interesting..."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 08:35:41 pm
Off the record, we just got this case and I haven't had time to go over this stuff yet. Nor is our GM being helpful and telling us any, say, key points hint hint hint. Further, excuse my current partner's... impetuosity."
Tawarochir, it is rather impossible to defend if we do not know the specific allegations against the defendant. If we're defending our client on the basis that he couldn't have done it in the dining room with a candlestick, and the state of the evidence in your head is about how he did or didn't do it in the pool room with the revolver...
Post by: FelixSparks on October 14, 2015, 08:37:40 pm
"They'll tell everything once the case starts newbie. Just relax. The Defense is ready, your honor."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 08:40:15 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 14, 2015, 08:42:09 pm
"It's a murder charge. They think FITR killed Detective Gumshoe. They're wrong and we're here to prove it."
Post by: Tawa on October 14, 2015, 08:42:42 pm
"The defense requests the autopsy report and the arrest report read into the record."(http://i.imgur.com/MOezXWv.gif)
"They are in the record." (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
(http://i.imgur.com/PZ3vDmg.gif)
"The defendant was found on the scene of the crime shortly after the victim's death, clad in metal gauntlets, whose markings match the scratches on the handle of the firearm. No signs of anything else capable of firearm operation were found on the scene of the crime."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 08:51:37 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 14, 2015, 08:55:12 pm
"But FITR could not have done this. He has an alibi for the time of the murder!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 08:56:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 14, 2015, 09:08:13 pm
"The defense queries whether said metal gauntlets would accurately reproduce the pattern of scratches seen on the firearm, should a similar firearm be produced and tested. Correlation does not necessarily imply causation."(http://i.imgur.com/SWqFTm8.gif)
"We aren't incompetent, you know. Of course we've tested that."
"But FITR could not have done this. He has an alibi for the time of the murder!"(http://i.imgur.com/MOezXWv.gif)
"Oh, no, he doesn't. Why don't I call in the head detective on the case? He can summarize what happened more accurately than me."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 09:09:30 pm
((Due to tired, I am not going to continue posting tonight. I will post should anyone have done so between now and tomorrow morning, though.))
Post by: Tawa on October 14, 2015, 09:22:39 pm
"Oh, hoh. I'm afraid that's not substantial at all. L! Get in here!"
(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"I heard I was... needed?"
(http://i.imgur.com/MOezXWv.gif)
"Yes. If you would please testify as to why the defendant is guilty?"
(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"..."
Cross-Examination (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjjzVAflob0)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
-- Case Summary --
(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"So... I'm the head detective on the case."
"I personally inspected the crime scene and all of the evidence, and interviewed the witnesses."
"The judge... has admitted that your friend there left, 'to go to the bathroom', at 12:20."
"He didn't come back for ten minutes."
"Based on this information and the evidence in the record, I'm 99% sure that FITR is the kirrar--er, killer.
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
-- Case Summary --
(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"So... I'm the head detective on the case."
"I personally inspected the crime scene and all of the evidence, and interviewed the witnesses."
"The judge... has admitted that your friend there left, 'to go to the bathroom', at 12:20."
"He didn't come back for ten minutes."
"Based on this information and the evidence in the record, I'm 99% sure that FITR is the kirrar--er, killer.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 09:27:03 pm
Also. Inspecting something personally does not preclude the possibility of falsification, misidentification, or simply missing something. And you're hedging your bets. 99% sure, huh? Who's in the other 1%?"
Post by: poketwo on October 14, 2015, 09:44:51 pm
"L. FITR is the "kirrar"? Not to imply I believe in Freud, but this must have SOME meaning for you to have said it in this situation."Looks like the noob has less cursory knowledge of anime then me!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 14, 2015, 09:48:31 pm
<"Uh, guys. Are there protective measures against him?">
Post by: FelixSparks on October 14, 2015, 10:02:55 pm
Hm. FITR didn't mention that... I wonder...
"So L.... I'll begin my cross examination. First question. Which Judge was this exactly?"
Post by: Arcvasti on October 16, 2015, 12:18:24 am
"Any murder must needs have a motive to go with it. It is important to consider WHY the killing took place and ponder whether FITR would have had adequate motive to gun-bop them. Was the late detective Gumshoe perhaps on a case before their untimely death?"
Post by: Adragis on October 16, 2015, 01:07:29 am
This... This cannot be!))
Post by: IcyTea31 on October 16, 2015, 02:08:28 am
Post by: poketwo on October 16, 2015, 05:46:59 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 18, 2015, 11:21:02 pm
/me cracks a wipe!.
Onward with the game!
Post by: poketwo on October 19, 2015, 12:22:06 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 19, 2015, 06:39:29 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 19, 2015, 06:42:25 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 19, 2015, 06:45:33 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 19, 2015, 06:46:47 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 19, 2015, 06:50:41 pm
Still, its kinda decent.))
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 19, 2015, 07:30:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on October 22, 2015, 08:37:11 pm
"Which Judge was this exactly?"(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"The one with the playoff beard, of course."
"Any murder must needs have a motive to go with it. It is important to consider WHY the killing took place and ponder whether FITR would have had adequate motive to gun-bop them. Was the late detective Gumshoe perhaps on a case before their untimely death?""Yes, of course. Gumshoe was on the trail of the White Plateau syndicate. We believe that FITR is associated with them."
"Which one are you, L? Just a number works.""...what?"
"Oh, we acknowledge the canons. I was unsure.""Well, we acknowledge them... to an extent. It doesn't exactly matter at the moment--that was the second case Von Karma lost, but [he isn't in jail right now.]."
<"Uh, guys. Are there protective measures against him?">
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 08:53:48 pm
And what evidence do you have of FITR's alleged association with this White Plateau syndicate?"
Post by: Tawa on October 22, 2015, 08:57:20 pm
"Breitheamh McBreitheamherson. And we're still looking into FITR's connections."
"But if I might add? We don't need a motive for murder. We just need to prove that nobody else could've killed him."
Post by: FelixSparks on October 22, 2015, 08:58:42 pm
Hmmm... Maybe this would do it.
"Can we get a map of the floor, please?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 09:03:41 pm
Really, though. It feels like you're trying to fit evidence to your theory. I don't suppose you've ever read Sherlock Holmes?
Oh, and you forget your own universe's plot object, too...How does this court deal with mind control, by the way?"
Post by: Tawa on October 22, 2015, 09:15:20 pm
"Can we get a map of the floor, please?"(http://i.imgur.com/ol2XDaX.png)
"Sure."
(http://i.imgur.com/SEFk1iI.png) Map added to the Court Record.
"How does this court deal with mind control, by the way?"(http://i.imgur.com/SWqFTm8.gif)
"The records from 'Bay12 vs. Harkinian' have all the evidence you'll need in this field."
"The only conclusive proof that nobody else could have killed him would be direct video evidence. And even that can be tampered with."(http://i.imgur.com/RD4Ljsv.png)
"Watari, it's time. Bring in the tapes."
A man in a fedora and trenchcoat abruptly comes in and sets up a portable screen with a projector.
(http://i.imgur.com/BOdwuED.gif)
"The prosecution presents video evidence of the defendant directly outside the crime scene moments before the victim's death."
(http://i.imgur.com/fIVh3KP.png)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 09:19:24 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 22, 2015, 09:21:51 pm
"THE FLOOR, not the room. I want to know exactly how far each room we're dealing with is from each other."
He's getting annoyed.
Post by: Tawa on October 22, 2015, 09:31:45 pm
"The prosecution has not, in fact, presented video evidence but photographic evidence. The difference being how the latter is more easily faked. Further, no evidence was shown that directly implicates the defendant in the victim's death. It merely places him near the scene, which was never in contest in the first place. Why is there no footage from the camera probably covering an angle that would have shown the murder, and the murderer?"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"No! How could this be?! Why...? The prosecution... rests."
(http://i.imgur.com/QQ1CpEN.png)
"Well, um, OK. Since the defense has demolished the prosecution's case, I have no choice but to return a verdict of..."
Not Guilty
(http://i.imgur.com/QQ1CpEN.png)"This court is adjourned!"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/background-(ani)gavel.gif)
Won the Case! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6IseMnkm14)
(http://i.imgur.com/jqlc7HH.png)"Woah! I can't believe you guys got me off the hook like that."
(http://i.imgur.com/DPZNkZj.png)
"The prosecution's case was unbelievably flimsy. Great work!"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 22, 2015, 09:36:13 pm
Post by: birdy51 on October 22, 2015, 09:38:17 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on October 22, 2015, 09:38:31 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 09:42:44 pm
This is not right. Not right at all. Plot...Senses....Tingle......"
Using the powers of not having a known position, and Spearbreakers brand Dimensional Portal Time Travel, TheBiggerFish shall investigate what the heck just happened. Also keep an eye on L.
Post by: FelixSparks on October 22, 2015, 09:43:52 pm
"I give it five minutes until something bad happens. That was too easy."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 09:45:22 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on October 22, 2015, 09:47:51 pm
"This is EDGEWORTH. His case would NEVER be this flimsy. Something's up. I don't think we're done with this case."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 22, 2015, 09:50:31 pm
"Mr. Attorney whoever you are. What the heck is going on here? Because I cannot possibly believe this to have actually worked. It's GOT to be SOMETHING.
I mean, seriously. You didn't even argue the point."
There appears to be a floating stopwatch that is counting down from five minutes.
Post by: Tawa on October 22, 2015, 10:06:29 pm
Three Hours Prior
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now
Spoiler: Meanwhile, at the Bay12 Capital Building (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on October 22, 2015, 10:11:09 pm
" I TOLD YOU, I TOLD ALL OF YOU. ITS THE FUCKING LEMONS, MEN THE FUCKING LEMONS!"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 22, 2015, 10:30:05 pm
"It's Mask deMasque all over again... God DAMMIT. Phoenix, we're gonna need to pull out all the stops for this one, we were set up."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 23, 2015, 04:48:36 am
That Three Hours Earlier thing, WHY DIDN'T WE GET THAT THREE HOURS AGO?
Ugh.
Should we not investigate?
And WERE we set up or is this just the next plot hook which we're just interpreting in terms of the last case going away far too easily?
Mask deMasque?"
Post by: FelixSparks on October 23, 2015, 07:24:24 am
"In order? Because it's a highly classified communication on a secure channel. I'm not sure we know about it canonically.
No, we shouldn't, because the place is likely still on fire/exploded, and it takes too much time.
Probably set up, cases are never that easy rookie.
An old case Phoenix worked. His Client was found innocent from being a thief (Which he actually was) so the REAL murderer could FRAME him. Almost got away with it. Interesting case, give it a look sometime."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 23, 2015, 08:27:53 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 29, 2015, 09:14:21 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 03, 2015, 09:47:35 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 03, 2015, 10:04:49 pm
"So. I see you've heard."
(http://i.imgur.com/3LwtkuK.png)
"We've come to a conclusion; these two cases are tied together. Whoever framed your buddy there almost certainly did the crime."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 03, 2015, 10:07:13 pm
Also, why the fish does everybody have one of those now?"
Post by: Tawa on November 03, 2015, 10:14:18 pm
"The jerk in the red suit is convinced that copying my style will 'increase his powers of deductive reasoning by 40%'. He apparently thinks he can jack it up to 80% if he sits like the creepy detective guy."
(http://i.imgur.com/3LwtkuK.png)
"As for your client, we don't think it was him. Our bomb specialists estimate the bomb was set long after your client was arrested."
(http://i.imgur.com/nf5N3jv.png)
"However."
(http://i.imgur.com/3LwtkuK.png)
"After consulting our second-best detective, we have a suspect in this case who has specifically asked for your help."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 03, 2015, 10:14:56 pm
"Godot. Nice to see someone else on our side. So, what can you tell us about the allegations against FITR?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 03, 2015, 10:15:40 pm
"What does that even...?"
Post by: FelixSparks on November 03, 2015, 10:18:09 pm
"Wait, we have ANOTHER client? Man, I don't like where this is going..."
Post by: Tawa on November 03, 2015, 10:22:09 pm
"Your new client is... PHOENIX!"
(http://i.imgur.com/nf5N3jv.png)
"Nah, I'm just messing with you."
(http://i.imgur.com/3LwtkuK.png)
"We found some guy on the lam from somebody--he didn't say who--right near the capital building. He yelled something about 'have to stop the terrorists' and I think I heard something about jungle cats somewhere in there? He doesn't seem the most stable at the moment. Maybe you'd like to meet him at the detention center?"
EDIT: Fixed typo
Post by: FelixSparks on November 03, 2015, 10:24:20 pm
"Very funny Mr. Godot. We might as well go get all the information we can out of him. I have a feeling this case will be... exasperating."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 03, 2015, 10:36:41 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 12, 2015, 07:40:32 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 12, 2015, 09:48:06 pm
October 12th, 1:00 PM
Detention Center
(http://i.imgur.com/E3VLCuh.png)
"Thank goodness! You're my lawyers, right? I didn't do it, I swear!"
Detention Center
(http://i.imgur.com/E3VLCuh.png)
"Thank goodness! You're my lawyers, right? I didn't do it, I swear!"
You guys are familiar with Pumaman (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pumaman), right?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FelixSparks on November 12, 2015, 09:56:34 pm
Oh boy. Here we go...
"I don't think you did. Something foul's afoot. As usual in these courts... Why don't you start from the top?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 12, 2015, 11:05:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 02:57:54 pm
"O... okay. Here goes."
Logic Trinity (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQpdHIaIe-4)
(http://i.imgur.com/myLuwu0.png)
"The CIA--Crappy Innate Abilities agency--got this anonymous note today. They dispatched me to take out the bomb."
(http://i.imgur.com/DNtatu0.png)
"I got to the building and made it to the bowels of the building, where we believed the bomb would be best placed; the building had an extensive basement held up with support beams due for an inspection tomorrow. I saw when I got there that there were a bunch of guys guarding a big boxy thing around one of the supports."
(http://i.imgur.com/DCoFJmy.png)
"I beat them up and got to the main support... and when I turned on the lights..."
(http://i.imgur.com/MolncZu.png)
"...I found out I'd beaten up hostages to get to an empty cardboard box."
(http://i.imgur.com/E3VLCuh.png)
"I knew there wasn't enough time for me to search for it, so I made my way out, warning people about the bomb.Immediately after I got out of the building, there was an explosion; thankfully, I'd warned everybody I could see there. Some guys carted the hostages out just as the center hall collapsed. The police arrived, and after examining what remained of the security camera footage and the rubble of the building, they arrested me."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 13, 2015, 02:59:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 03:00:31 pm
"No it wasn't. The GM just felt lazy that day."
Pumaman then patches the fourth wall back up with Scotch tape.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 13, 2015, 03:01:21 pm
Post by: poketwo on November 13, 2015, 03:06:25 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 13, 2015, 03:12:30 pm
"Why did you turn on the lights?"
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 03:14:33 pm
(http://imgur.com/owOxWpn.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/E3VLCuh.png)
"Why did you turn on the lights?"
"To, ah,"
CHECK THE BOX!?!!!!?????"Which is why I specified 'empty' box."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 13, 2015, 03:40:13 pm
"I thought Pumamen could see in the dark."
Post by: poketwo on November 13, 2015, 03:41:36 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 04:21:46 pm
"A man falls at a 60o angle in that movie and the writers can't decide on whether the main character can jump or fly. Consistency is not to be expected."
"I may have been a bit caught up in the first time I've beaten anybody up in thirty-five years."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 13, 2015, 04:24:24 pm
"Fair enough. Is there anything else you can tell us?"
Kamina adds the WARNING NOTE to the COURT RECORD.
Post by: poketwo on November 13, 2015, 06:32:35 pm
OR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS NEAR OR AROUND THE BOX ITSELF?"
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 10:25:52 pm
(http://imgur.com/owOxWpn.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/E3VLCuh.png)
"Fair enough. Is there anything else you can tell us?"
"Not really."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 13, 2015, 10:32:27 pm
"Right. We'll be back."
OFF TO THE SCENE.
Post by: Tawa on November 13, 2015, 10:48:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/nf8xDuZ.png) (http://static.capcom.com/unity/acetones/apollo_holdit.mp3)
I'm Fine! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznMi0VqOBY)
(http://i.imgur.com/XkkVZzl.png)
"You're not going to get very far that way. The crime scene is off-limits to the public."
"Oh, and, uh, hi. I'm Apollo Justice, and I'll be your consultant on this case. Phoenix is occupied right now with post-trial paperwork from 'vs. FITR'."
I'm Fine! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznMi0VqOBY)
(http://i.imgur.com/XkkVZzl.png)
"You're not going to get very far that way. The crime scene is off-limits to the public."
"Oh, and, uh, hi. I'm Apollo Justice, and I'll be your consultant on this case. Phoenix is occupied right now with post-trial paperwork from 'vs. FITR'."
(I'd like to add that I really wish I could get a better frontal picture of Apollo. This shot from the end of AA4 was obviously never intended to be taken off the pitch-black background it came on, so I'd like to apologize for those few stray pixels--I want to get rid of them, but doing so makes the edges look too jagged and I don't want to accidentally screw up trying to blur the edges or anything.)
Post by: FelixSparks on November 13, 2015, 10:55:01 pm
"Got it. So what do you have for us?"
Post by: poketwo on November 13, 2015, 11:04:32 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 14, 2015, 10:32:28 am
Post by: Tawa on November 16, 2015, 08:46:28 pm
"From what I understand, the prosecution and police will be presenting all of the evidence they've found. Anyway, I don't have an awful lot of time for chit-chat right now; I'll see you at the trial tomorrow."
October 14th, 11:30 AM
District Courthouse
Courtroom No. 1
Court is now in session! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1ULJRRKxY)
(http://i.imgur.com/sp9Ybl3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"The trial of Puma Man for the bombing of the Bay12 Capital building is now in session. Are the prosecution and defense prepared?"
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"...Hm. It's been a while, Mr. Godot. I haven't seen you since... since we first held court, I believe."
District Courthouse
Courtroom No. 1
Court is now in session! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD1ULJRRKxY)
(http://i.imgur.com/sp9Ybl3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"The trial of Puma Man for the bombing of the Bay12 Capital building is now in session. Are the prosecution and defense prepared?"
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"The prosecution is ready, Your Honor."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"...Hm. It's been a while, Mr. Godot. I haven't seen you since... since we first held court, I believe."
(Due to a lack of having any clue of what to represent TheBiggerFish with, I elected to palette-swap Phoenix to a grey suit after removing his head and hands. The invisible attorney!)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 08:55:42 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 16, 2015, 09:08:18 pm
"We're ready your honor. My partner's a bit new. All that's in the record right now is our badges and the note."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 09:09:35 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 16, 2015, 09:17:57 pm
"It's only entered into the record as it's presented. Godot's an old hand, he'll show you what I mean. Right, Prosecutor Godot?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 09:19:55 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 16, 2015, 09:24:02 pm
"It's only entered into the record as it's presented. Godot's an old hand, he'll show you what I mean. Right, Prosecutor Godot?"(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"Ah, showing him the ropes, eh? I remember my first time. Anyway, here's the basics."
(http://i.imgur.com/iXTOMJa.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/sN8akmO.png) Police and Bomb reports added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"First off, we have the police report. On the day of the incident, the security cameras were undergoing maintenance. Once repaired and turned on, footage was captured of the defendant brutalizing hostages and tampering with a box believed to contain the bomb. He was arrested after leaving the building."
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"After that, we have the bomb specialists' report. The bomb was believed to contain massive amounts of a high explosive, likely C4. The damage to the structural integrity of the basement caused the collapse of most of the building."
(http://i.imgur.com/CrI4elh.gif)
"And before you get any smart ideas about the defendant warning people about the bomb seemingly contradicting his intentions... well, you remember the "wine in front of me" scene in The Princess Bride, right?"
Spoiler: For TheBiggerFish's use (click to show/hide)
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 16, 2015, 09:25:35 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 09:26:11 pm
"Let us say that I don't and allow you to elaborate upon that reference before we continue."
Post by: Tawa on November 16, 2015, 09:32:14 pm
"In the film, 'the man in black' challenges the Sicilian criminal Vizzini to a 'battle of wits', in which he poisons a glass of wine with 'iocane powder', an undetectable poison. He places the goblet and an identical one between Vizzini and himself, then tells Vizzini to pick a glass to see 'who is right and who is dead'. Vizzini goes on a long tangent about how he can't pick the wine in front of him, because a smart man would have put the wine as far away from himself as possible, but a smart man would have also realized this and done the opposite to fool his opponent, but a smart man would have realized that his opponent would realize this... ad infinitum. You can see how the scene ends for yourself, if you're so inclined, but I think you see my point."
"So the point I'm making that your client warning bystanders has no impact is that while he could have, perhaps, been actually warning bystanders, he could have also been doing that to make himself look more innocent. We have no way to know which."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 16, 2015, 09:33:11 pm
"Is there any evidence of how the bomb was detonated? A timer or a remote detonation?"
Post by: Tawa on November 16, 2015, 09:43:40 pm
"Oh, yeah. That reminds me."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS5/aa51remote.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"We found this shiny little remote sitting on the steps of the building, two feet away from the spot where we arrested Pumaman."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS5/aa51remote.png) Remote Detonator added to the Court Record.
Post by: Arcvasti on November 16, 2015, 09:47:26 pm
As you may recall, in said scene, both glasses contained the poison. The Wine in Front of Me analogy is simplistic, allowing only two possibilities. This leads to Vizzinis' death in said scene. The defendants' own motives and actions are not the only factours in this matter. There are many other potential reasons for the Bay12 Capital Building to have been bombed and interested persons to carry it out. I personally suspect that the crime syndicate White Plateau may have had a hand in it. Irregardless, further investigation of the physical evidence may well tip things one way or another. You said that the security cameras were undergoing maintenance. Was the maintenance scheduled or in response to some unforeseen damage of malfunction?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 09:56:42 pm
"As Arcvasti notes, that analogy is quite simplistic, and hints that you perhaps intend to pin this crime on someone, evidence or otherwise... But, a further question: How exactly did the bomb get through, or around, the rest of the security, do you suppose?"
Post by: FelixSparks on November 16, 2015, 10:13:52 pm
"No fingerprints, huh? I'd like to inform you of something, Godot."
Post by: Tawa on November 16, 2015, 10:16:02 pm
"'Simplistic'? The outcome of the scene has nothing to do with this; the point is in the logic. ...Seems you're unfamiliar with Mafia."
"But I digress. We believe the bomb got past security using Pumaman's transdimensionalizing powers; one week prior, he had come during a tour of the building, and was therefore familiar with the basement. This allowed him to take the bomb and hostages past security directly into the basement."
"As for the maintenance, it was scheduled."
(http://imgur.com/oNxwTxI.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"No fingerprints, huh? I'd like to inform you of something, Godot."
"He wasn't wearing gloves? We accounted for this. Have you considered that he may have disposed of his gloves? Or that he took care to not get his fingerprints on the remote?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 10:22:47 pm
Who has access to that schedule?"
Post by: FelixSparks on November 16, 2015, 10:22:57 pm
"Almost. I would like to discuss the gloves you said he discarded. If you arrested him immediately, he would have had no time to dispose of them, since the detonator was found 2 feet from him. However. That's not what's important here. What's important is that PUMAMAN is a cheesy super hero. And those kinds of heroes follow a few basic rules. One! They are not usually smart enough to figure out a plot before it's spelled out for them. Two! They don't change costume mid movie, so the inclusion of gloves would be impossible for him to pull off! And three! A cheesy hero like that would never harm innocents!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 16, 2015, 10:25:29 pm
"And four: There's an important test we haven't yet done. With your permission, the defense would like to see if Pumaman can, in fact, do whatever mumbo-jumbo and access the basement."
Post by: Adragis on November 17, 2015, 09:41:12 am
Post by: Tawa on November 17, 2015, 06:16:11 pm
"Almost. I would like to discuss the gloves you said he discarded. If you arrested him immediately, he would have had no time to dispose of them, since the detonator was found 2 feet from him. However. That's not what's important here. What's important is that PUMAMAN is a cheesy super hero. And those kinds of heroes follow a few basic rules. One! They are not usually smart enough to figure out a plot before it's spelled out for them. Two! They don't change costume mid movie, so the inclusion of gloves would be impossible for him to pull off! And three! A cheesy hero like that would never harm innocents!"(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"What is this, TV Tropes? A list of clichés isn't evidence, buddy."
"And four: There's an important test we haven't yet done. With your permission, the defense would like to see if Pumaman can, in fact, do whatever mumbo-jumbo and access the basement."(http://i.imgur.com/CrI4elh.gif)
"'We' in this case refers to 'you'. You think I'd let that go unnoticed?"
"I particularly hope you're not trying to get us to remove the anti-superpower shield around your client's cell so he can escape."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 17, 2015, 06:22:01 pm
"Ah but you see, there's a reason I brought up the costume. I watched the movie, Mr. Godot. The costume itself is granted when he puts on the belt. It does not matter what he was wearing before hand, the costume is magic! Therefore, there can be no gloves to discard!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 17, 2015, 06:36:25 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 17, 2015, 06:43:48 pm
(http://imgur.com/oNxwTxI.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"Ah but you see, there's a reason I brought up the costume. I watched the movie, Mr. Godot. The costume itself is granted when he puts on the belt. It does not matter what he was wearing before hand, the costume is magic! Therefore, there can be no gloves to discard!"
"Have you considered that maybe, just maybe..."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"...he put on the gloves after the costume?"
(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"Or that, perhaps, he used his ridiculous cape to cover the detonator and keep his fingerprints off it? It has one button, it's not exactly difficult to use."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 17, 2015, 06:52:29 pm
"If I may ask, what time was the bomb detonated?"
Post by: poketwo on November 17, 2015, 07:33:00 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 17, 2015, 07:39:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 17, 2015, 09:58:36 pm
"Aaaand that's my cue to call in the first witness. Bob?"
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"You called?"
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)"You called?"
"Yes. Name and profession?"
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"Well, I'm Bob. I'm an anatomy major, so I use my talents to help the police defuse bombs."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"If you would please testify to the court about the bomb that destroyed the Federal Building, my good man?"
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"But of course!"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTs0SJOjqo)
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"The bomb was located in the basement, and was detonated at approximately 12:05 in the afternoon."
"Pumaman got out of the building at 12:04."
"Based on the way the building collapsed, the bomb was almost certainly placed a few feet up the main support in the basement."
"This is, coincidentally, roughly the same location as the cardboard box Pumaman was touching in the footage."
"It is therefore highly likely that the cardboard box contained the bomb."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/yG6fe1m.png)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/object-speedline.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1zjbqFH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQI54fE.png)
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Godot%27s_cut-in.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130907083747)
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTs0SJOjqo)
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"The bomb was located in the basement, and was detonated at approximately 12:05 in the afternoon."
"Pumaman got out of the building at 12:04."
"Based on the way the building collapsed, the bomb was almost certainly placed a few feet up the main support in the basement."
"This is, coincidentally, roughly the same location as the cardboard box Pumaman was touching in the footage."
"It is therefore highly likely that the cardboard box contained the bomb."
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/yG6fe1m.png)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/object-speedline.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1zjbqFH.png)
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Post by: FelixSparks on November 17, 2015, 10:09:27 pm
Let's press that second statement.
"Wasn't my client arrested immediately as he exited the building?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 17, 2015, 10:09:53 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 17, 2015, 10:14:18 pm
"Wasn't my client arrested immediately as he exited the building?"(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"Nope. Arrested a couple minutes later, after the security camera footage was recovered and the detonator was found."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 17, 2015, 10:28:40 pm
"If everyone's gonna keep mentioning this footage, the defense requests it be officially added to the court record."
Post by: Tawa on November 17, 2015, 10:36:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"Pretty nifty, eh? DVDs' first appearance here. You also saw the closest you're going to get to actually seeing it through the fourth wall back during the flashbacks. Specifically, the part with the unconscious hostages and cardboard box."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 17, 2015, 10:48:07 pm
"Was anything else found at crime scene? Like who might have made the bomb? Or remnants of the explosion?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 17, 2015, 11:03:43 pm
And why would he run out of the building making a scene if he was, in fact plotting to blow up the building? It would have been much less visible to teleport both in and out under cover of darkness, and with the added benefit of having not been seen at the scene."
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 04:19:01 pm
"The part with the unconscious hostages and the cardboard box and you somehow fail to notice the bit where Pumaman is seen APPROACHING the box that he allegedly planted, as if it was already there, and he had no prior knowledge of it? Or the bit where, you know, he picks it up and there's nothing there?(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
And why would he run out of the building making a scene if he was, in fact plotting to blow up the building? It would have been much less visible to teleport both in and out under cover of darkness, and with the added benefit of having not been seen at the scene."
"You intend to tell me that he's not going to double-check his bomb? Did you read the description in the Court Record?"
"Was anything else found at crime scene? Like who might have made the bomb? Or remnants of the explosion?"(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"We couldn't get to the crime scene. It was under a demolished building. The closest we could get was a few feet into the entrance hallway. Although, we did find this... We think that the box might've been full of remotely-activated dynamite, and that a bit of the label fell off at some point.
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"What? Why didn't I hear about this?"
(http://i.imgur.com/8OMH2n2.png)
"Guess we just didn't get it to you in time. Sorry."
(http://i.imgur.com/Itj0iq9.png) Piece of Paper added to the Court Record.
Post by: poketwo on November 18, 2015, 04:54:47 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 18, 2015, 04:56:17 pm
"The bug is right. Dynamite doesn't tend to have the letter S on it. Could you give us an estimate on the effective range of a detonator used with Dynamite?"
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 05:04:12 pm
"It says 'LOSIV'. As in 'explosive.'"
"As for the effective range, well, it depends on the detonator. A sufficiently powerful detonation device could activate it from a huge distance."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 18, 2015, 05:07:38 pm
"Thank you. About the placement of the explosives. They were placed a few feet off the ground, is that correct? Any idea what could have been holding it up?"
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 05:23:59 pm
"The video footage suggests that it was perhaps strapped to the support from the inside, or maybe tied to it with fishing line or something."
(http://i.imgur.com/SdAwrlp.gif)
"Something seems... off, here. Not really with the testimony, though... that seems solid."
Post by: FelixSparks on November 18, 2015, 05:29:52 pm
"What's on your mind, Apollo? You think something's up with the evidence?"
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 05:31:39 pm
"I dunno... it's kind of a gut feeling. Something just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's been said here. Maybe you should compare the witness's testimony with the prosecutor's statements?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 18, 2015, 05:36:30 pm
Why would the defendant even NEED hostages?
There's no REASON for hostages.
There's active reasons AGAINST hostages for a man who can teleport.
And if the guy can TELEPORT, how come a piece of the label ended up outside the immediate area where the bomb was planted?"
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 05:55:28 pm
"...Hang on JUST A SECOND.(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
Why would the defendant even NEED hostages?
There's no REASON for hostages.
There's active reasons AGAINST hostages for a man who can teleport.
"I dunno, maybe he's just a sadist or s--"
"And if the guy can TELEPORT, how come a piece of the label ended up outside the immediate area where the bomb was planted?"Objection! 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy7NVfkEsvQ)
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"...damn it."
(http://i.imgur.com/4BVJU1p.png)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/background-(ani)gavel.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Order! Order in the court! Mr. Godot! Please explain this bizarre inconsistency!"
Spoiler: Also For Fish's Use (click to show/hide)
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 18, 2015, 05:58:39 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 18, 2015, 06:07:04 pm
"Man, nice catch. I've gotta step up my game or the newbie might outshine me..."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 18, 2015, 06:36:34 pm
"Baseless speculation directly contradicting established character traits and evidence. Yes, please, M. Godot, I'd love to hear what your explanation is.
Or shall we wait a bit? (No, we shan't, unless your Honor has any particular reason to adjourn, but I couldn't pass up the reference. The absurdity of the case so far...)
Ooh, I have another one.
(http://i.imgur.com/rgbI4Fs.png)
How did this Crappy Innate Abilities agency manage to fail to notice an impending bombing within its membership, if Pumaman did it? I doubt they don't have their methods."
Post by: Tawa on November 18, 2015, 07:12:15 pm
"The hell's this agency you're talking about? Don't tell me you're making stuff up."
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"In any case, I'm not sure how the box got past security. Since he apparently didn't teleport inside, anyway. I think we'll have to call the security guard on duty that day as a witness."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 18, 2015, 07:15:08 pm
Pumaman, they exist, right?
Yes, please do."
Post by: poketwo on November 18, 2015, 07:32:56 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 18, 2015, 07:47:18 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 18, 2015, 08:05:44 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 18, 2015, 08:35:20 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on November 19, 2015, 12:23:22 am
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 19, 2015, 09:12:21 am
Fallacy the bailiff will be quite happy to supply you with a variety of gear for this mission.))
Post by: LordBrassroast on November 19, 2015, 09:17:44 am
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blackaddergf_3825.jpg)
Post by: Tawa on November 19, 2015, 06:55:02 pm
"Yes, please do."(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"Name and profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"You want to tell me your name and profession?"
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"No, I want you to tell me yours."
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"Yours."
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"As in 'your name and profession'."
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"Your name and profession."
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"I mean... for the love of..."
(http://i.imgur.com/h7WzhOd.gif)
"Everybody, this is the guy who was on duty in the hallway to the basement that day. If you would please testify about the day of the bombing?"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)witnessTestimony.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"So, I was in the basement on the day of the bombing."
"The defendant is the weird guy in the defendant's seat, right?"
"Eh... I'm pretty sure I saw 'im."
"Yeah, 'e was the bloke with the box!"
"Musta' been 'im, 'en."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTs0SJOjqo)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/BZjybim.png)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/object-speedline.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1zjbqFH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQI54fE.png)
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Godot%27s_cut-in.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130907083747)
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"So, I was in the basement on the day of the bombing."
"The defendant is the weird guy in the defendant's seat, right?"
"Eh... I'm pretty sure I saw 'im."
"Yeah, 'e was the bloke with the box!"
"Musta' been 'im, 'en."
Cross-Examination ~ Moderato 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmTs0SJOjqo)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-(ani)crossexamination.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/BZjybim.png)
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/object-speedline.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/1zjbqFH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQI54fE.png)
(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/3/3b/Godot%27s_cut-in.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20130907083747)
October 14th, 12:04 PM
Lemon Government Compound
Military Affairs Division -- Special Ops Briefing Room
(http://i.imgur.com/ggVZCPd.png)
"'Infiltrate the enemy fortress, CIA Building, and investigate Puma Man, the final defendant! First, contact 'Solid Snake' who's vanished and learn about the Federal Bombing.'"
"...At least, that's what your briefing papers say. Our contacts inside the courtroom tell us that we'll be one step closer to catching the ringleader of White Plateau if we can investigate this Crappy Innate Abilities agency, but their only place of operations seems to be a heavily fortified compound in the Middle East. We can't risk letting them know we're onto them, so we need you to find documents about them to present to the court."
"Additionally, a certain partner-in-arms of ours was captured due to our own interference some time ago. His own support group, by tracking using the nanomachines injected into his blood, believes that he's located somewhere near the Crappy Innate Abilities agency base. We can't let him remain in their custody any longer! Lemons, get in there!"
(http://i.imgur.com/YNHfGIN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Yh87ADe.png)
Theme ofTara Tangerine (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLRIn6NwbTI)
(http://i.imgur.com/XMhUcF6.png)
"Bad Lemon, this is Major Citrus. Your reply please?"
Lemon Government Compound
Military Affairs Division -- Special Ops Briefing Room
(http://i.imgur.com/ggVZCPd.png)
"'Infiltrate the enemy fortress, CIA Building, and investigate Puma Man, the final defendant! First, contact 'Solid Snake' who's vanished and learn about the Federal Bombing.'"
"...At least, that's what your briefing papers say. Our contacts inside the courtroom tell us that we'll be one step closer to catching the ringleader of White Plateau if we can investigate this Crappy Innate Abilities agency, but their only place of operations seems to be a heavily fortified compound in the Middle East. We can't risk letting them know we're onto them, so we need you to find documents about them to present to the court."
"Additionally, a certain partner-in-arms of ours was captured due to our own interference some time ago. His own support group, by tracking using the nanomachines injected into his blood, believes that he's located somewhere near the Crappy Innate Abilities agency base. We can't let him remain in their custody any longer! Lemons, get in there!"
(http://i.imgur.com/YNHfGIN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Yh87ADe.png)
Theme of
(http://i.imgur.com/XMhUcF6.png)
"Bad Lemon, this is Major Citrus. Your reply please?"
Spoiler: What The Hell, Tawa? (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 19, 2015, 07:01:34 pm
(this repeats a long, long, time.)
Post by: Tawa on November 19, 2015, 07:05:09 pm
"Are you saying 'seriously' about the witness, or about the horrific premonition you just appeared to have for about half a minute?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 19, 2015, 07:06:03 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 19, 2015, 07:19:12 pm
Great Drills in the Sky one of these... Here we go. Most importantly, let's get more information.
"About what time would you say you saw the defendant?"
Post by: Tawa on November 19, 2015, 07:22:48 pm
"Oh, maybe 'bout 11:50."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 19, 2015, 07:26:15 pm
"Copy"
(http://i.imgur.com/2fD2q1o.png)
"Mission is a go."
(http://i.imgur.com/nbIYT2x.png)
Climb the fence.
(http://i.imgur.com/2fD2q1o.png)
"Mission is a go."
(http://i.imgur.com/nbIYT2x.png)
Climb the fence.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 19, 2015, 07:27:23 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)"Uh, both, actually?"
"Are you saying 'seriously' about the witness, or about the horrific premonition you just appeared to have for about half a minute?"
Post by: FelixSparks on November 19, 2015, 07:28:09 pm
"And does your station come with night-vision goggles?"
Post by: Tawa on November 19, 2015, 07:56:22 pm
(http://imgur.com/owOxWpn.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"And does your station come with night-vision goggles?"
"Nope."
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)-snip-"Uh, both, actually?"
"Must've been some hell of a premonition."
The agent travels north and passes a bend, discovering the real entrance.
(http://i.imgur.com/XBVDw2n.png)
Bad Lemon overhears the two guards talking...
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Party/Vicks/Vicks%20-%20Status.gif) East Guard: "Hey, did you hear? They're moving the prisoner down to Cell Block B."
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Party/Vicks/Vicks%20-%20Status.gif) South Guard: "Really?"
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Party/Vicks/Vicks%20-%20Status.gif) East Guard: "Nah, man, I'm just messing with ya. He's still back in Cell Block A."
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Party/Vicks/Vicks%20-%20Status.gif) South Guard: "You had me freaked out for a second! I thought they might be moving him past my door, and I hate it when I have to look the Colonel in the eye. I get enough of that when he goes down to check the records."
(http://www.videogamesprites.net/FinalFantasy6/Party/Vicks/Vicks%20-%20Status.gif) East Guard: "I just wanted to freak you out a little. But yeah, I agree. I don't really like it when he heads down to check on the prisoners in A, either."
Well, that was convenient timing. Then again, when don't random mooks have conveniently timed "as you already know" conversations?
Post by: FelixSparks on November 19, 2015, 08:07:28 pm
"Then how did you see Pumaman? The Camera shows the end of his fight, and it was only AFTER that that the lights came on!"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6b/PWAADD_Take_that!.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217205639)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 19, 2015, 08:12:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/27W5fT9.png)
"Perfect time to Stealth it."
Wait and find out the mooks walking path.
"Perfect time to Stealth it."
Wait and find out the mooks walking path.
Post by: IcyTea31 on November 20, 2015, 12:07:54 am
Post by: Tawa on November 20, 2015, 10:07:17 pm
(http://imgur.com/owOxWpn.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"Then how did you see Pumaman? The Camera shows the end of his fight, and it was only AFTER that that the lights came on!"
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/aceattorney/images/6/6b/PWAADD_Take_that!.png/revision/latest?cb=20140217205639)
"Nice catch... unfortunately, you've missed an important bit. Take a look at this map. Sorry for not supplying it earlier."
(http://i.imgur.com/L1o2Q6B.png)
"This is a map of the basement area. The elevator to the basement warehouse is indicated by the arrow. The green mark is the guard's well-lit checkpoint. The X is the rather large light switch to the warehouse."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"So, nice try. It's my fault for not getting you the map before. I can take the mark on my record, I'm not that guy you punched in the face last time."
Looks like the guards just don't move.
Okay! Time to sneak into the--
(http://i.imgur.com/rFR1sAQ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/3dyETIp.png)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 20, 2015, 10:09:43 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 21, 2015, 12:09:52 am
"Is his station in a hallway LEADING to the basement?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 21, 2015, 01:36:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/2fD2q1o.png)
"[whisperingwhispering]Hello. Im a little busy right now"
"[whisperingwhispering]Hello. Im a little busy right now"
Post by: IcyTea31 on November 21, 2015, 03:00:34 am
"Hi. Got a secondary mission for you. My sources indicate the CIA agency has research data on the inability to see walls, and the unlucky people who keep bashing their heads against walls they can't see due to it. This data would be extremely useful to a little project of mine. Find their documents and bring 'em to me. I'll give you something under the table if you do."
Post by: Tawa on November 21, 2015, 02:45:49 pm
"Is his station in a hallway LEADING to the basement?"(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"Yes."
"Would the witness please point at the person they mean by 'the weird guy in the defendant's seat'?"The witness points at Puma Man.
Post by: FelixSparks on November 21, 2015, 03:26:40 pm
So annoyingly vague... Let's work on that shall we?
"So the witness, being situated between the elevator and the basement, allegedly saw my client enter the basement. Can you describe the box he was carrying, and did you see him leave?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 23, 2015, 12:03:28 am
Post by: Rubidium on November 23, 2015, 08:41:16 am
Ok, seriously
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 23, 2015, 10:38:25 pm
DONT MAKE ME DO ANOTHER HEADLINE))
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 23, 2015, 11:00:20 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 23, 2015, 11:02:08 pm
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))
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2015, 11:25:30 pm
((Let's go hunt down my TARDIS!))((I already know where it is, and you arn't going to like what happened to it.....))
((((CALM DOWN YOU DRAMATARD TUMBLR PERSON! ITS ONLY BEEN FUCKIN 2 DAYS SINCE THE LAST UPDATE!!!! SHOW SOME PATIENCE FOR YOUR AGE!!))
ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED! COME ON DOWN TO /u/sevpay 's PITCHFORK EMPORIUM! I GOT 'EM ALL! Traditional ---E Left Handed 3--- Fancy ---{ I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS! ---F ---L ---e NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS! ---€ ---£ HAPPY LYNCHING! *some assembly required For more selections, visit /r/pitchforkemporium
))
Post by: endlessblaze on November 24, 2015, 12:01:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"that would be the sane option.......BUT SANITY DONT LIVE HERE! WE DEMAND UPDATES! UPDATES OR I WILL UNLASHE THE HORDE!"
(http://i.imgur.com/3LJG0no.png)(http://i.imgur.com/3LJG0no.png)(http://i.imgur.com/3LJG0no.png)
"RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
(http://i.imgur.com/VZ1eUBs.png)
"I...may have been making a large amount of spore creations...these are some of the weaker ones...."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 24, 2015, 12:55:20 am
Baliff Fallacy opens his dimensional arsenal door and walks inside it. A few moments later, he comes out with an armful of a variety of strange guns.
"I suggest you leave before I test out my "extractor ethers exciting Aether cannon" whatever that is."
Post by: IcyTea31 on November 24, 2015, 01:15:56 am
"Lemon, are you still there?"
-snip-
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/Ae79NFr.gif)
("Suddenly glad I'm not at the courthouse, but some indeterminate limbo with surprisingly good phone reception.")
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 05:47:47 am
Post by: poketwo on November 24, 2015, 07:19:40 am
SUDDENY, CHAOS EVERYWHERE! EVERYTHINGS GOING WACK, YO!
NOW, YOU AT DERAIL!
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 24, 2015, 09:26:51 am
"Ahem. Please stop interrupting the trial.""I'm the bailiff, I'm just trying to keep the trial in order! These blokes, however-"
"LET THE DERAIL FLOW!!!!!!!""Oh, enough already."
SUDDENY, CHAOS EVERYWHERE! EVERYTHINGS GOING WACK, YO!
NOW, YOU AT DERAIL!
Fallacy removes a "nemiculus rifle" from his stack, then fires it at the insane scyther. A small purple bead flies forth from the rifle, then duplicates itself. Then the duplicates duplicate themselves. Then there are an incredibly large number of the beads. Then the beads are swarming the scyther and burning its flesh wherever they touch it.
"So that's what that does. So. Who wants to track down my stolen TARDIS?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 10:36:16 am
Poketwo and endlessblaze are summarily ejected.
Post by: FelixSparks on November 24, 2015, 10:41:13 am
"Guys, we're just taking a small recess... Calm yourselves, the case will be back soon, I'm sure."
Post by: FallacyofUrist on November 24, 2015, 10:52:39 am
Fallacy mumbles something under his breath and deposits his weaponry back in his dimensional door arsenal. Afterwards, he sits back down in his bailiff's chair and waits for the case to continue.
Post by: poketwo on November 24, 2015, 02:03:54 pm
" I! AM! NOT! A! SCYTHER!"
"HE COMES!"
WILL TAWA PREVENT THE TOTAL DERAILING OF THE THREAD? WILL WE ALL GET BANHAMMERED?!?!? WHO KEEPS COVERING UP THE TARDIS INCIDENT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BAY12 COURT: WTF NAOW?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 02:27:40 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on November 24, 2015, 03:19:06 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 24, 2015, 04:24:26 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/YCMBdjB.gif)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
"I WILL HAVE ORDEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
"I WILL HAVE ORDEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"So the witness, being situated between the elevator and the basement, allegedly saw my client enter the basement. Can you describe the box he was carrying, and did you see him leave?"(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"It was a nice plain box, you know, the regular kind. The inside was pretty nice too. Yeah, I saw 'im leave, 'e was in a big ol' fuss."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on November 24, 2015, 06:06:16 pm
"Wait, the inside?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on November 24, 2015, 08:49:11 pm
"Lemon, are you still there?"
(http://i.imgur.com/2fD2q1o.png)
"Oh ah yer I was just drinking my stealth coffee. Don't worry I'll get the job done. Feel free to help in anyway you can."
Move under the truck and stealth up to one of the mooks.
((I've got work all week so there will not be much time for images but I will post text reply's if I have to.))
"Oh ah yer I was just drinking my stealth coffee. Don't worry I'll get the job done. Feel free to help in anyway you can."
Move under the truck and stealth up to one of the mooks.
Post by: endlessblaze on November 24, 2015, 09:01:59 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on November 24, 2015, 09:03:04 pm
"Witness, you got to see INSIDE the box?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on December 06, 2015, 01:03:04 am
Post by: Tawa on December 08, 2015, 09:11:34 pm
"Was there any sort of label on the box?"
"Wait, the inside?"
(http://imgur.com/iAVojak.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"Witness, you got to see INSIDE the box?"
"Ayup."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"Well then. Witness? What was in there?"
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"Another cardboard box. I didn't bother lookin' in there, 'e probably just had one o' those box boxes."
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"...Your salary review this year should be fun."
(http://i.imgur.com/zY18eIx.gif)
"But this makes something crystal clear!"
Announce the Truth 2013 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuuWozX8P5o)
(http://i.imgur.com/NWPUigD.gif)
"The defendant brought some sort of contraband to the basement the day of the bombing!"
"Oh ah yer I was just drinking my stealth coffee. Don't worry I'll get the job done. Feel free to help in anyway you can."There doesn't seem to be any obvious way to approach the mooks. A direct approach on either side would cause one of them to see you. Create a diversion?
Move under the truck and stealth up to one of the mooks.[/center]
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 08, 2015, 09:16:10 pm
Also, Witness, what is 'the regular kind' of box?"
Post by: poketwo on December 08, 2015, 09:18:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 08, 2015, 09:38:11 pm
"Does it now. A box inside a box does not in fact have to be a box inside of a box that contains contraband, prosecutor.(http://i.imgur.com/zY18eIx.gif)
Also, Witness, what is 'the regular kind' of box?"
"So, what do YOU propose was in the box? More boxes? Free candy? Matryoshka dolls?"
"My train of thought here is that he would have two boxes because he had something to hide, you see."
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"Y'know. The blank cardboard ones. The other box looked like that too."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 08, 2015, 09:41:41 pm
Blank cardboard boxes.
So how did a label presumably saying EXPLOSIVES fall off of those blank boxes, then? Do tell, M. Godot, we're waiting."
Post by: Tawa on December 08, 2015, 09:59:52 pm
"M. Godot...? Hah! I'm no street fighter, I'll have you know."
(http://i.imgur.com/SdAwrlp.gif)
"Hey... did you notice that?"
"Y'know. The blank cardboard ones. The other box looked like that too."
"It was a nice plain box, you know, the regular kind. The inside was pretty nice too. Yeah, I saw 'im leave, 'e was in a big ol' fuss.""The witness suddenly changed the inflection in his voice."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 08, 2015, 10:06:39 pm
...Witness? Why did your inflection change?"
Post by: Tawa on December 08, 2015, 10:15:52 pm
"The reference was actually Waiting for Godot."(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"Ah, yes, the play where those guys debate over whether they should hang themselves and get stuck in a time loop."
"...Witness? Why did your inflection change?"(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"What is this, an argument clinic?"
(http://i.imgur.com/SdAwrlp.gif)
"I think it's time to bring out the big guns. (http://i.imgur.com/4iI1DGZ.png)"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 08, 2015, 10:20:30 pm
Post by: poketwo on December 08, 2015, 10:26:03 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on December 08, 2015, 10:51:37 pm
"Gah, sorry! I had to run to the bathroom but I'm caught up! Let's do this!"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 12, 2015, 05:02:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/2fD2q1o.png)
"Its time for. The Duck."
(http://i.imgur.com/hkFNg0h.png)
Drive the duck up to one of the mooks and when he pick it up spit sleep gas in his face!
"Its time for. The Duck."
(http://i.imgur.com/hkFNg0h.png)
Drive the duck up to one of the mooks and when he pick it up spit sleep gas in his face!
Post by: Tawa on December 18, 2015, 08:05:15 pm
"No, witness, it is a courtroom. And if you just, say, lied under oath...Well. Let's say that no-one here likes it when you lie under oath."
(http://imgur.com/iAVojak.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/SdAwrlp.gif)
"Gah, sorry! I had to run to the bathroom but I'm caught up! Let's do this!"
"Alright, then. Let's find out the truth here! HYPERSENSITIVE TELL SPOTTING, ACTIVATE!"
(http://i.imgur.com/TPafkYR.png)
Tell me where you want to look for his tell.
Spoiler: BadLemons (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 18, 2015, 10:19:36 pm
I honestly have no idea how this mechanic works.
Post by: FelixSparks on December 18, 2015, 11:20:39 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 24, 2015, 03:49:22 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on December 24, 2015, 04:32:43 pm
RIOT))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 24, 2015, 04:39:26 pm
Also Im really liking your Bay12 VN PrivateNomad if you ever need help cutting out characters from images I'd be glad to help sometime. I could get some background characters for you or something.
(Cool gif tawa!)
Hide the mooks body in the truck.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 24, 2015, 08:31:21 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 25, 2015, 01:46:48 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on December 29, 2015, 08:25:01 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 30, 2015, 03:46:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"I got this"
"I got this"
After new years :P
Post by: Tawa on December 30, 2015, 05:23:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aCPChYz.png)
"WAHAAAA OKAY I LIED I WAS SLACKING OFF THAT DAY"
You wait for him to calm down some.
(http://i.imgur.com/JYCY5iq.png)
"*sniffle*... I wasn't really paying attention that day. I just let him by. He had a box, though! I swear it!"
Hide the mooks body in the truck.You do so.
Post by: FelixSparks on December 30, 2015, 05:28:11 pm
"Well I'm gonna need a gallon of brain bleach when I get home... So you just saw the box, but you were slacking off? So are you certain it was the defendant who went in?"
Post by: Tawa on December 30, 2015, 06:23:44 pm
"Mhm. No doubt about it. Silly outfit and everything."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 30, 2015, 06:24:41 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 30, 2015, 09:54:30 pm
"The ridiculous red cape, the silly jumpsuit, the wacky belt. We all know the getup here, and he had it all on. I think? Maybe not."
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"Ugh... get my hopes up even further, why don't you?"
(http://i.imgur.com/NWPUigD.gif)
"JUST GET OUT ALREADY!"
(http://i.imgur.com/aCPChYz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/4sD63U7.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"...Your Honor, can we call a recess? I need to gather my thoughts a little."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Hmm, yes. That would be wise. This court is adjourned for an indeterminately-timed recess."
I'm going to put the court processions on hold for a short while to advance the Gaiden Game's plot to its conclusion. I have it planned rather short, however.
Post by: Tawa on December 31, 2015, 05:58:45 pm
Oh, and witty lobby filler banter with the other players would be fine too.
Post by: Elephant Parade on December 31, 2015, 06:07:16 pm
Spoiler: Example (click to show/hide)
Due to Lemons' sporadic activity, I'm willing to introduce another person to the gaiden game. Anybody up for tactical citrus acid?I'd volunteer Festive Elephant, but I'm going to be busy in the near future
Oh, and witty lobby filler banter with the other players would be fine too.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 31, 2015, 09:08:05 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JqrPTPr.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5XZtS4m.gif)
"Well that situation was 'Cutting' it close."
In to the next room we stealth
(http://i.imgur.com/5XZtS4m.gif)
"Well that situation was 'Cutting' it close."
In to the next room we stealth
Post by: Tawa on December 31, 2015, 10:18:24 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/NwmvbcZ.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/Tu0yh15.png) "Let me guess. Ocelot wants to have a little more 'fun'?"
It seems these people learned about security from the Snake's Revenge (http://lparchive.org/Metal-Gear-1-2/Update%2013/) design team.
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 01, 2016, 01:32:12 am
(http://i.imgur.com/27W5fT9.png)
"The Lemon Government sends its greetings snake. Im here to get you out."
"The Lemon Government sends its greetings snake. Im here to get you out."
Post by: Tawa on January 04, 2016, 10:02:20 pm
"... They're planning something. Something big. You might want to check out the 'records' room before leaving. I just needed the door unlocked; I can get out fine on my own. Guess I owe you one."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 05, 2016, 03:52:25 am
(http://i.imgur.com/27W5fT9.png)
"No problem. And you probably don't own us were probably even now but that's a story for another time. Was there anything else you could tell me before you go?"
Unlock the door for snake.
"No problem. And you probably don't own us were probably even now but that's a story for another time. Was there anything else you could tell me before you go?"
Unlock the door for snake.
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 05:20:06 pm
Snake sneaks out of the room.
C.I.A. Base?
October 14th, 1: 23 PM
Well then.
(http://i.imgur.com/QsQ2z1c.gif)
"So, you've made it this far. I am 'Colonel' Maximillion Galactica. Will you listen to my tale of woe?"
"Right now, you think you're standing in the Middle Eastern base of the Crappy Innate Abilities agency, right?"
Chaos (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5fSyKUMXEQ)
(http://i.imgur.com/xFQCucD.gif)
"Well, you'd be wrong. You're in the White Plateau crime syndicate's base of operations, in Arizona. This bunker made out of the repurposed deepest parts of the Black Mesa complex in Arizona, the bits that were untouched by nuclear fallout. One of our members, Dig-Dug, made an undersea tunnel between here and our top secret safehouse slash tank-storage building in Lebanon."
(http://i.imgur.com/P6WujeE.gif)
"I started the C.I.A. to help people like myself. I'm a stage magician by trade, you see. A stage magician! I can pretend to do magic! How crappy is that?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/xFQCucD.gif)
"...Well, anyway, I took in all manner of poorly-endowed superheroes, forgotten video game protagonists, and 3.5e Monks. But every time they got into trouble, the legal system was merciless on them! Merciless! It's been going on for years, but even you've seen it today. Remember the Mary Sue in the Harkinian trial? We sent her to CD-i Hyrule because her powers were too weak to function in the real world. But now? She's in a maximum-security prison!"
"Or Kristoph Gavin. His big thing? His weird tell and powers of foresight and petty revenge. He plans one murder to take out that useless, good-for-nothing judge? Bam! 25 to life. What about TrashyMan? Remember him? He could speak Engrish and use Pokémon. That's a disability, if anything! That I.M. Meen creep needed to be disposed of, but the Lemon Government wouldn't have any of it. And what did he get for doing the world a favor? PRISON!"
(http://i.imgur.com/QsQ2z1c.gif)
"I was tired of my philanthropy after years of this. I abandoned the agency and started the White Plateau syndicate. Peh. 'Crime' syndicate, they called it. We did the world favors! Smuggling machine guns! Selling atroquinine in back alleys! Littering! And they tried to stop us for it. They were getting too close."
(http://i.imgur.com/xFQCucD.gif)
"So, I put my master plan into action. I reused the Agency as a 'legitimate' business front for White Plateau. That Gumshoe gumshoe was onto us, so I sent our best man, FITR, to dispose of him. Thankfully, those foolish lawyers got him off the hook, even though they had Mecha-Edgeworth and L on the case. After that, I sent Pumaman to bomb the federal building, just as the final unstabilizing stroke to the world. He eagerly went along with it. And now you think you can stop us! How silly of you!"
"But these injustices toward us still stand. Even though I planned those murders for the greater good, they all ended in convictions for 'evil'. But no more. This machine behind me... it will end all that. I will make them pay with it. I call it..."
(You can kill me for this pun.)
(But kill Stirk first, because he came up with it.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"This machine will hack into the entire universe's legal systems' computers. The computers will then infect the judges, juries, and prosecutors with a virus. That virus will force them to always give guilty verdicts, all the time. This will cause untold catastrophes in every dimension possessing the idea of 'law'! In order to stop this madness, the governments of the multiverse will give me whatever I want. And then... I will rule everything, ever."
(http://i.imgur.com/aMvSI9v.gif)
"Guards! Take him away!"
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"Hold on a sec... I have one last gadget. Do you see the shaved spot on my right cheek? It's concealing something."
(http://i.imgur.com/xFQCucD.gif)
"What are you getting at?"
(http://i.imgur.com/73ufWLH.png)
"All of this... is on camera. Being transmitted to the court... as we speak."
Pursuit ~ Cornered: Rock Edition (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phZPzu67GLc)
(http://i.imgur.com/6rIgGZX.png)
"N... Nghh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo..."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"...And that's that!"
(http://i.imgur.com/hiM4Jsk.gif)
"M... Mr. Godot! That was quite the gambit you've run!"
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"I try."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I've just notified the government and issued an arrest warrant. Hopefully, that agent can hold off Gulity Gear long enough to prevent its usage."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"No need. The second I saw that thing, I phoned mercenaries investigating the Black Mesa complex and told them their presence was needed on the bottom floor. They're on their way right now."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Excellent work."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"Well, shucks. But I couldn't have done it without that crack team of attorneys stalling for time."
(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"But that does pose an issue for you guys..."
(http://i.imgur.com/oA0esUZ.gif)
"I don't think you can argue your way out of that one."
The Last Stand (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlUZG5WYqpI)
"Your client is guilty, and the whole court just saw decisive evidence for it."
Post by: PrivateNomad on January 05, 2016, 05:29:08 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 05:29:53 pm
This is verrrrry interesting.
But I have a solution.
The defense requests a recess."
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 05:33:20 pm
"We just TOOK a recess! Just tell us your solution here!"
"Unless, of course, you want to run?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 05:35:39 pm
...Actually, the defense calls Pumaman."
Post by: FelixSparks on January 05, 2016, 05:43:14 pm
This... was not good news. They had been fighting for the wrong side this whole case? Well, no matter. This was his client. He was GOING to make sure everything came out the way it was supposed to in the end.
"I concur. Bring Pumaman to the stand."
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 06:02:44 pm
"Peh! The cases being connected is a mistrial? And this is in the court where we tried a Pokémon trainer for killing the villain of an edutainment game?"
"And you want to call your client to the stand? So be it."
(http://i.imgur.com/WhceE0L.png)
"I... I confess. Everything Max said was true. I... I didn't think it would come to this... He was stalling activating Guilty Gear so I could get off the hook. But... but... It wasn't like I really wanted to do it that badly... but it felt like it was destiny!"
(http://i.imgur.com/HshzYeX.gif)
"It's okay, Pumaman. Your jail cell won't be that bad. And even mind-manipulating magic and such can't get you all the way off the hook. Sorry, pal."
Phoenix takes this opportunity to join you at the bench.
(http://i.imgur.com/9CPqpte.gif)
"Nnnn... ngh! D-don't you know what happens when you get a guilty verdict for your client? Unless they make themselves out to be an unsympathetic villain and have a horrifying psychotic breakdown, you'll revert to your last save point! REALITY WILL RESET! YOU'LL BE TRAPPED AT THIS TRIAL FOREVER!"
(http://i.imgur.com/m5K69Gu.gif)
"N... not unless... No."
(http://i.imgur.com/nYRUoiN.gif)
"You guys are old hands at this... you'll make it. You'll have to think outside the box for this one. But you can get your client off the hook... if you think about who the real guilty party is here. Not Galactica; somebody who can manipulate events beyond everybody's control. Somebody who you could shift all the blame for the crime to... THAT is the real guilty party."
Phoenix's speech fills you with determination. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuDMNNF4PT0)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 06:07:03 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 06:11:19 pm
"No, it's not Flowey or anything like that."
(http://i.imgur.com/m5K69Gu.gif)
"The answer is right in front of you... take a step back and look at the big picture."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 06:14:19 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 06:30:15 pm
But if you're a stickler for that kind of thing. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjEnuUoBqGs)
(http://i.imgur.com/cKV862R.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/COP3NpG.gif)
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU FOOL?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/fkTLs4n.gif)
"You... YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!"
(http://i.imgur.com/KdDlK3c.gif)
"I knew you'd get it."
(http://i.imgur.com/pBWvn2q.gif)
You're not saying what I think you're saying, are you?
(http://i.imgur.com/Qezjftl.gif)
"...Hah! Seems I'm not destined to win today, either. Go for it."
(http://i.imgur.com/Y3olND5.gif)
"Do it! Make a formal accusation!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 06:40:17 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on January 05, 2016, 06:47:32 pm
"Sir, I believe you might be significantly endangering court security."
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 07:05:36 pm
But am I really guilty? You enjoyed all the killing, you know... you're the one playing the game.
Nah, I'm just messing with ya. Nice work. I was wondering what the best way to up the 'wow' factor of the last case would be, and I thought, aren't I sort of responsible for all the murders? And it just kind of grew from there. Since I figured that it would be a stretch to accuse me with no prodding, I thought it would be a good choice for the traditional endgame "I have to think outside the box, and approach things from a different angle!" moment.
Anyway, you can't really hand me into the cops, but I'll take the blame. Pumaman is off the hook, because he's clearly the best superhero ever.
(http://i.imgur.com/tJZ8fuQ.gif)
"Ugh... man, what? What was that? Did you just trivialize my job by pinning the blame for everything on the GM?"
(http://i.imgur.com/m5K69Gu.gif)
"Nah, our jobs are probably fine for the next chapter of the Bay12 Courtroom. GM fiat and all that."
(http://i.imgur.com/B7zY99H.gif)
"Well, that's a relief. I mean, like, alone, there's like three or four soundtracks from the games the GM hasn't even linked to yet, and all kinds of popular video games, films, and television shows he hasn't based cases on yet."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Indeed. Now, by the wishes of the gamemaster, your client is to be given a 'Not Guilty' verdict on account of the bombing. Does the defense have anything left to say?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on January 05, 2016, 07:08:09 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 07:12:20 pm
"What else is new?"
Post by: FelixSparks on January 05, 2016, 07:15:59 pm
"I'm gonna go drinking. Anyone wanna come with?"
Post by: PrivateNomad on January 05, 2016, 07:18:50 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZINZe5z.png)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 07:26:04 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 05, 2016, 07:38:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/27W5fT9.png)
"Well thats my job done. Nice meeting you but now I must leave you to the tender care of some mercs. Have fun haha."
And so agent lemons slips back in to the shadows, once again saving the world for near doom. And there in the shadow he awaits his next mission to SAVE THE WORLD!
"Well thats my job done. Nice meeting you but now I must leave you to the tender care of some mercs. Have fun haha."
And so agent lemons slips back in to the shadows, once again saving the world for near doom. And there in the shadow he awaits his next mission to SAVE THE WORLD!
Lemon Government base
October 14th, 2: 27 PM
October 14th, 2: 27 PM
Ring ring
"Hello?"
"Sir. This is court room agent 82 I have important news!"
"Report."
"Sir. There was a 'leak' in the Bay12 vs. Puma Man trail room."
"Was 'he' there?"
"Yes Sir 'he' got puma man off the hook by taking the blame."
"Get a team there once that trail is over and seal that room. Got it?
"Yes Sir."
"Good get to it."
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"What a interesting turn of events indeed."
"Hello?"
"Sir. This is court room agent 82 I have important news!"
"Report."
"Sir. There was a 'leak' in the Bay12 vs. Puma Man trail room."
"Was 'he' there?"
"Yes Sir 'he' got puma man off the hook by taking the blame."
"Get a team there once that trail is over and seal that room. Got it?
"Yes Sir."
"Good get to it."
(http://i.imgur.com/mj2XK33.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"What a interesting turn of events indeed."
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 09:17:56 pm
Epilogue
Adragis029:
Adragis faded from the thread, only rarely seen. Their legend lived on, however, as the first true defender in the thread.
BadLemonsXI:
BadLemonsXI, as in, the one who stood trial, became a famous judge and presided over many cases in their lifetime. They became even more famous due to their presence at the murder trial as the defendant.
Kristoph Gavin:
Kristoph rotted in prison.
Tattletale Gallery Member (Dr. Grey)
The gallery member was later killed in case 2-2.
Gregory Edgeworth:
Gregory Edgeworth was doomed by canon from the start.
Zanzetkuken the Great:
Z later returned to the interdimensional offices, later helping evacuate people out of the building during the bombing. To this day, he's still searching for Marty McFly and Doc.
Marty McFly and Doc Brown:
Their whereabouts are still unknown, but it is rumored they found asylum in the 1980s under the protection of Albert Dubledork and Tom "Satan" Bombodil Anderson.
endlessblaze:
endlessblaze went on to become a renowned swordmaster, but later used Awakening's broken class system to get various broken skills such as Lethality and became an incomprehensible mess of class features. He was still pretty cool.
King Harkinian:
King Harkinian returned to ruling Hyrule. He pardoned CD-i Link, but later sent him on a suicide mission and hired Twilight Princess Link in his place.
CD-i Link:
CD-i Link later did battle with Gannon on the island of Koridai. Gannon offered to make him a face the ggggrrrrrrrreatest in Koridai, but Link threw a book at him and killed him. He did not return to Hyrule afterward.
CD-i Zelda:
CD-i Zelda died from the inoperable disease that froze her in one place the entire time.
Perrino:
Perrino went on with his boring life, vaguely amusing people with his ridiculous Italian accent.
The Mary Sue:
The unnamed Mary Sue was only ever heard from again by dramatic readers on YouTube.
Athena Cykes:
Athena Cykes suffered a nervous breakdown in 2027. Her current status is unconfirmed, but it is speculated she will return at some point.
Prosecutor Blackquill:
Blackquill was later tried for assaulting and verbally abusing endlessblaze during the trial of Harkinian, but got off, only losing his job. He was later seen accompanying a blue-haired man who spoke incoherent Engrish.
Ethan:
Ethan later changed his name to include a last name. He was last seen crashing into Mount Silver on a Ho-Oh.
The Old Man:
The Old Man continued his daily walks in the park. He was believed to have been killed by Joe Darke, but turned up some time later in case 1-5 (1/2), wheeling a projector screen in for L.
TRASHYMAN:
TRASHYMAN IS DISGUSTED WITH THE PILLORY IN CONTAINED WHICH. ESCAPE SHE USING THE TORTISE POLE.
Ema Skye:
Ema later returned to being a jury member, lying in wait for the right moment of a jury trial.
Prosecutor von Karma:
Prosecutor von Karma sued Kamina for punching him in the face, but lost the case on a technicality. He later got his bad name back after suing a newspaper for sedition.
PrivateNomad:
PrivateNomad continually changed professions. He became, among other things, a detaining button and a skeleton dunking on people. He later founded an academy, where law was also studied.
IcyTea31:
IcyTea31 became famous as the world's greatest porcelain defense attorney, and provided information-gathering support for his fellow edible professional, Bad Lemon. He eventually recovered his hoverboard and stolen documents in an unmarked package wrapped in what appeared to be wrapping paper that had been reused multiple times since the 1980s.
FallacyofUrist:
FallacyofUrist became fast friends with the new security guard at the capital building (SEE: "The Security Guard".) They fight crime!
Soichiro:
Soichiro was later killed when the police station exploded, but the necromancer D'ark used his Life Note to resurrect him as an avatar of masculinity. Soichiro now fights crime with his fists and the word "f-ck".
Mike Meekins:
Meekins later lost his job multiple times and instead replaced Billy Mays to advertise Car-Di-Oxi-Clean, where he found great success.
L:
L found his protege, N, shivering on the floor in the Lemons' record room. He provided N with intensive care and reduced his PTSD to manageable levels, but both were later killed when some jerk wrote their names in a notebook.
Mecha-Edgeworth:
Mecha-Edgeworth attempted to get the mask surgically removed, but the surgery was irreversible. He later returned to Britain and resumed his prosecuting career, eventually becoming the number one cyborg prosecutor in England.
Godot:
Godot remained the top prosecutor for Bay12. His mask sparked a fashion trend among prosecutors, but fell out of favor after 2019, when he returned to his home series.
Bob the Anatomical Bomb Expert:
Bob quit the force, and instead became a physician for World War 1-era black powder grenades.
The Security Guard:
The security guard was dismissed from his post for slacking off. A very enthusiastic skeleton was hired to replace him.
Phoenix Wright:
Phoenix returned to his series of origin with Apollo, Athena, and most of the other characters from Ace Attorney. He was later disbarred, but got his badge back even later.
TheBiggerFish:
The mysterious invisible attorney later defended key suspects in trials involving the Mafia and foul play at a nearby school. His clever work was remembered by prosecutors and judges alike.
FelixSparks:
The figure claiming to be Kamina remained in Bay12, occasionally defending suspects in high-profile cases while maintaining a healthy diet of forum games.
Arcvasti:
Arcvasti remained rather inactive in his law practices for an indeterminate period of time.
The Judge and his Brother:
The Judge Brothers continued juding cases, but the Judge's Brother went to Britain to study and practice law there. He was made an honorary judge for a small time being for his efforts in high-profile cases at Bay12.
Gumshoe:
Gumshoe was revived from his bullet wounds using CPR (and possibly necromancy.) He went on to retire four years later.
The Lemon Government:
The Lemon Government still holds sway in Bay12's legal system. They assisted in the reconstruction of the capital building, dedicating magnetism and money to the effort. Bad Lemon was a vital contact for Solid Snake on a few occasions. A prominent, bespectacled, blue-suited lemon lawyer later became a reform lobbyist and pushed for the Lemon Government to adopt more humane methods of interrogation and law enforcement.
Tawarochir:
Tawarochir went on to plan Game 2 of his forum game about courts, but not the tennis or basketball kind. He stated in an unsourced location that he intended to run cases based on Fire Emblem and Street Fighter, among others.
Fin
EDITOR'S NOTE: FallacyofUrist was here the entire time yessir. Ignore that edit post tag.
Post by: FallacyofUrist on January 05, 2016, 09:27:41 pm
Fallacy starts to his feet, then pulls out a small purple pistol from an extra dimensional pocket.
"I. Was. Not. Mentioned. EVERYBODY FORGETS THE BALIFF! Now then. Do you want me to use this RWLP?"
Post by: Elephant Parade on January 05, 2016, 09:30:06 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 09:32:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on January 05, 2016, 09:34:12 pm
"And I never got my lawsuit money! How am I supposed to buy the kids gifts next year?"Shoot. Which one was yours again?
"And what's this about WAS?"Well, as you all know, epilogues are always written from the infinite future. :P
Post by: FallacyofUrist on January 05, 2016, 09:35:31 pm
Fallacy glances at the RWLP, then holsters it.
"See you around."
Post by: PrivateNomad on January 05, 2016, 09:38:18 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 05, 2016, 10:20:37 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on January 06, 2016, 01:23:43 am
"So uh, I never got my documents that I asked Lemons to steal that never actually belonged to me... And not even an epilogue of my own?"
((Also, calling it now: the sequel will be a prequel. :P))
Post by: endlessblaze on January 06, 2016, 08:13:18 am
(Can't add image right now))
Post by: Tawa on January 06, 2016, 03:48:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/3rc8zS8.gif)Shoot, how could I forget you? D:
"So uh, I never got my documents that I asked Lemons to steal that never actually belonged to me... And not even an epilogue of my own?"
((Also, calling it now: the sequel will be a prequel. :P))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 06, 2016, 07:56:25 pm
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5hHOBKJ8lw9OM/giphy.gif)(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120705231254/harrypotter/images/c/c4/HarryPotter-Snape-Clapping.gif)(http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/11/applause-approval-approves-clap-clapping-good-job-Shia-LaBeouf-GIF.gif?gs=a)(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/picard_clapping.gif)(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/clapping_joker_batman_dark_knight.gif)(https://media.giphy.com/media/p7U1fHij5UxOM/giphy.gif)(http://replygif.net/i/90.gif)(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Vladimir-Putin-Clapping.gif)
That was some great work tawa! I love what this game has achieved we had some bumpy patchs but we pulled through it. A lot of great editing when into all this and I'm proud of the part I played in it! I look forward to playing in future games with you all.
Post by: Adragis on January 07, 2016, 06:54:02 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 07, 2016, 06:54:52 am
Post by: Tawa on February 07, 2016, 09:15:03 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/GGWdUTf.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/mYadpKl.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/RqkFCVc.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/lfLTaKm.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/5sWoyqs.png)
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Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 09:15:50 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 07, 2016, 09:28:24 pm
I thought about why the first case was so good in comparison with the later ones. I realized it was based on events that had already happened, that everybody had experienced, not something I just wrote up myself.
So I thought about how to make every case like that.
Ergo, the following changes will be made.
-The "three-attorney system" is out. One attorney.
-Each and every witness is now a player. Each player chooses a witness to play and are given a set of motivations, quirks, their relevant knowledge, and the like.
-One witness is, of course, the culprit. Depending on response to the idea the accused may also be a player.
-A scenario will be written, known only to me; this is how the case truly went down. Each witness knows a snippet of these events. Each witness is instructed on how truthful their character will be about this and how well they can remember the events. The job of the attorneys is to piece everything together.
I'm going to run two "practice trials". One of them will have a player prosecutor, as well; this is why I'm running two.
And, of course, at some point in the actual game there's going to be a no-questions-asked round.
Post by: PrivateNomad on February 07, 2016, 09:32:42 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 07, 2016, 09:33:18 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 09:33:29 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 07, 2016, 09:41:25 pm
Daaank. Can we do that case we talked about a while ago via PMs sometime too?Why not?
Post by: Elephant Parade on February 07, 2016, 09:48:36 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on February 07, 2016, 10:20:22 pm
I'd love to play a witness.
Post by: Dustan Hache on February 07, 2016, 10:57:01 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 10:59:13 pm
Post by: Arcvasti on February 07, 2016, 11:16:30 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 07, 2016, 11:51:51 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 07, 2016, 11:52:56 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on February 08, 2016, 09:07:57 am
Er, Tawa, why only one attorney, though? You even went and typed attorneys plural at the end...Maybe they mean that it won't always be the same attorney?
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 08, 2016, 09:15:21 am
No, they meant a single attorney...Er, Tawa, why only one attorney, though? You even went and typed attorneys plural at the end...Maybe they mean that it won't always be the same attorney?
Post by: Twinwolf on February 08, 2016, 09:50:58 am
Post by: FelixSparks on February 08, 2016, 12:10:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on February 08, 2016, 06:28:59 pm
Er, Tawa, why only one attorney, though? You even went and typed attorneys plural at the end...Attorneys as in "prosecutor and defense".
February 8th, 2016, 5:58 PM
Academy of Bay12
Law School Subdivision -- Classroom
Mock Court Begins (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIR2Q3PzpA)Academy of Bay12
Law School Subdivision -- Classroom
(http://i.imgur.com/F8WiC5d.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This mock court will now begin."
"...certainly another colorful crowd, today."
"We are going to test out a new revision to the court system. We will need 2 witnesses, a defense attorney, and a prosecutor for this mock trial. Any takers?"
Post by: FelixSparks on February 08, 2016, 06:30:24 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on February 08, 2016, 06:31:28 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on February 08, 2016, 06:40:11 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on February 08, 2016, 06:43:23 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on February 08, 2016, 06:54:59 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on February 08, 2016, 08:05:18 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/FXRBaWC.png)
"Damn'it He brought order to the confusion. We'll just be waiting outside for our chance to be a part of this again."
"Damn'it He brought order to the confusion. We'll just be waiting outside for our chance to be a part of this again."
Post by: IcyTea31 on February 09, 2016, 12:18:14 am
"*sigh* ...Too slow. Well, may I join the list for our next exercise?"
((Every role was taken within one half-hour, one during which I was asleep. Didn't the inventor of time zones realize that where I live, the sun barely rises at all in the winter, so everyone lives by the clock anyway? :P))
Post by: flabort on February 09, 2016, 12:54:41 am
"Damn'it He brought order to the confusion. We'll just be waiting outside for our chance to be a part of this again."[/center]Hmm... that will make it tough to burst through the doors with surprising decisive evidence.
Post by: Adragis on February 09, 2016, 11:52:32 am
Post by: Tawa on April 07, 2016, 05:26:19 pm
"Hoo-ee! Almost two months! That was quite the hiatus."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Anywho. Before we begin, I have two announcements to begin."
(http://i.imgur.com/mYadpKl.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"First!"
"There are to be no more cases revolving around events in the bizarre, everything-is-in-everything-else crossover style of Turnabout CD-i, The Gold and Silver Turnabout, or The Ultimate Turnabout!"
"I am sorry to say this, but upon review, those cases have been observed to have been distinctly A) less funny B) less structured and C) full of ass-pulls in comparison to Turnabout Tape and perhaps even to Pyramid and Pathos. All crossovers are henceforth to be coincidental or one-shot! Representations by avatars are counted under 'coincidental', of course."
"Secondly! Upon review, the GM has decided to occasionally partake in at least one of the roles in the case aside from judge! This is not to be universal, of course, and the judge will now be taking a more active role in trial proceedings, anyway. Additionally, I, the judge, will be the one submitting and entering all valid evidence, rather than prosecutors pulling paper out of thin air to counter the defense."
"That said! We shall hold but one mock trial, as the prosecutor player motion has already been passed. The upshot? That means those of you on the waitlist will get the first real trial! Additionally, the waitlisters shall make up the jury henceforth unless specified otherwise."
Investigation ~ Opening 2011 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up9m4XPd-SY)
(http://i.imgur.com/7jicCrx.png) (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8198921)
(http://i.imgur.com/gia2x4G.gif)
"Wow, I forgot what holding court was like! Sure is nice to line 'em up like this!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Ahem. First order of business, I have passed around slips of paper provided by my assistant to the witnesses. They read your roles on them. Prosecutor Sparks, you've been given the case summary. Defense? You know what you doing. Point every 'FINGER'. For great justice."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS4/newreport.png) Mock Case Report added to Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/7jicCrx.png) (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8198921)
(http://i.imgur.com/gia2x4G.gif)
"Wow, I forgot what holding court was like! Sure is nice to line 'em up like this!"
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Ahem. First order of business, I have passed around slips of paper provided by my assistant to the witnesses. They read your roles on them. Prosecutor Sparks, you've been given the case summary. Defense? You know what you doing. Point every 'FINGER'. For great justice."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS4/newreport.png) Mock Case Report added to Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/m9NgIJ7.gif) (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5385070#msg5385070)
"Prosecution, if you would do the honors and read off the report?"Post by: FelixSparks on April 07, 2016, 06:09:02 pm
"Of course, your honor." He opens the report, giving it a once over before reading.
"The Defendant, a one Sum Wun, is charged with the murder of Kilt Gai with a revolver in Generic Convenience Store #11. Not only was the defendant at the scene of the crime ten minutes after the death, but there were no other suspects the police found. IN ADDITION, Sum Wun had something rather odd in his wallet. Kilt Gai's driver License!"
With a dramatic tap of the file, he laid it down, looking to the Defense. "So, what do you say to that?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on April 08, 2016, 02:37:05 am
Edit: I'd like to be added the the waitlist btw but I don't know how I'll go with actually trying to play as you guys know I mostly made images for this which I hope we can still do stuff like that every now and again.
Post by: Rubidium on May 22, 2016, 07:36:26 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on May 22, 2016, 08:17:59 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on May 23, 2016, 04:58:57 am
This game HAS been dead for almost two months now, I think. Maybe Tawa just has other things to do?
Post by: FelixSparks on May 23, 2016, 02:57:42 pm
Post by: piratejoe on May 23, 2016, 03:32:56 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on May 31, 2016, 09:27:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/U8mJAvT.gif)
[Alarm] Attention the court room is stalling. The Court room is stalling. Beep. Beep.
"Guess I should press one of the action buttons."
(http://i.imgur.com/zZVZRY2.gif)
[Alarm] Attention the court room is stalling. The Court room is stalling. Beep. Beep.
"Guess I should press one of the action buttons."
(http://i.imgur.com/zZVZRY2.gif)
Post by: IcyTea31 on May 31, 2016, 09:35:00 am
Post by: Tawa on May 31, 2016, 10:04:45 am
I should probably change the thread title... :I
...Did I ever actually PM PrivateNomad? I'm not entirely sure o_o
Post by: FelixSparks on June 01, 2016, 02:22:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 06:23:44 pm
"Hell with it, let's get this over with. Defendant, get on the stand."
(http://i.imgur.com/hfuS0t4.png)
"Am I free to go?"
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrsRz4C.gif)
"No."
*POW*
(http://i.imgur.com/p8bF6fz.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Alright, let's wing this. Who's suing?"
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 04, 2016, 06:26:13 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 06:32:54 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 06:38:25 pm
"Can I sue you for trapping me in court for three months? I'm pretty sure that's not legal."(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"Yeah, sure, let's go with that and get outta this rut."
"Umm...No, because that was only, what, thirty seconds in-character.""If you thought that was out of character, wait until you see the GM pulls a prosecutor out of a game he's never even played!"
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 04, 2016, 06:40:46 pm
"...Wait. If you're the defendant, who's the judge?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 06:44:07 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 06:49:32 pm
"Oh, wait, shit. That was illegal, wasn't it?"
"Wait, what's going on?""I got the boring mock trial out of the way by shooting the defendant. And 'apparently' that's illegal.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 06:51:07 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 04, 2016, 07:23:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 07:41:28 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/MQL5gSd.png)
"Unfortunately, he's outta health. That is to say, he's dead, pal. And YOU'RE one of our prime witnesses!"
(http://i.imgur.com/6gZBLNC.gif)
"Hey, what the heck? Weren't we just in a courtroom? Damn lazy GMs."
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"I say we leave which case to pursue first to the
Post by: endlessblaze on June 04, 2016, 07:47:12 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 08:02:37 pm
"Also, what are we going to do with the conflict of interest right there?"
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 08:44:53 pm
"Clearly, we must hold the trial in a foreign country
"I shall make a decision when either side has three votes to its name."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 09:27:06 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 04, 2016, 09:35:32 pm
alternatively I can be the defense. I might be able to get the judge off the hook on a technicality, or at least lessen his sentence
Post by: piratejoe on June 04, 2016, 10:07:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 04, 2016, 10:12:00 pm
"Aaand who's doing what again?"(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"You! You can be the judge. Yes, you."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 04, 2016, 10:17:03 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on June 05, 2016, 12:58:58 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 08:23:31 am
Post by: Tawa on June 05, 2016, 11:17:13 am
"Sit there and listen to everything, make occasional witty banter, allow or deny correctly-used objections. We do have a jury sitting somewhere around here, right?"
"Still waiting on that third vote..."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 11:48:14 am
Yes, I know it's a gavel, it's a joke."
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 05, 2016, 12:06:34 pm
"Yo."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 12:07:31 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 05, 2016, 12:31:01 pm
"Still waiting on that third vote..."((Should probably have tried to be more clear.))
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 12:35:41 pm
Post by: FelixSparks on June 05, 2016, 02:54:43 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 05, 2016, 03:58:55 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 05:22:07 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on June 05, 2016, 05:27:28 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 05, 2016, 06:28:03 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 05, 2016, 07:36:30 pm
"...So. Who's what?"
Post by: Twinwolf on June 05, 2016, 08:23:45 pm
((If you end up using avatars, use my Chiaki one. Chiaki being the yawning one.))
Post by: piratejoe on June 05, 2016, 08:28:05 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 06, 2016, 02:16:15 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 06, 2016, 08:23:10 am
Post by: Gwolfski on June 06, 2016, 10:48:43 am
Post by: endlessblaze on June 06, 2016, 11:53:16 pm
"i shall be the defense attorney if this is expectable."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2016, 03:09:13 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 07, 2016, 08:01:56 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 07, 2016, 03:18:42 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on June 07, 2016, 03:30:24 pm
"I can be a witness, I think."
((In-character mode activated.))
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2016, 04:46:46 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 07, 2016, 05:07:37 pm
"I ̀t͏hough͝t̡ thi͟s wàs ̸a͝bou͞t the ͘ju͏d̛g͢e̴ ͢sh͏oo͢t͞i̕ng som̀eone.̶ Ethe҉r w̴ay ̴i͠ wil̕l ͠awai̵t th͟e ͝tŗai͘l̶ t̵o ̸s͘ta͝rt."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2016, 05:29:14 pm
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on June 07, 2016, 05:35:16 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2016, 05:36:45 pm
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on June 07, 2016, 05:38:24 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 07, 2016, 06:12:12 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 07, 2016, 06:13:14 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 14, 2016, 12:39:50 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 12:41:06 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 14, 2016, 04:00:37 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 04:11:01 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 14, 2016, 05:17:09 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 05:17:46 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 06:13:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VhdOV16.png)
"Jeez, guys, it's hard running a dadaist courtroom forum game!"
"I'm still prosecuting, right?"(http://i.imgur.com/wh5RzFN.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/NSYgUME.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/PlWisGs.gif)
"I am Miles Ed--no, wait..."
"I am Prosecutor Ri--no, that sounds stupid..."
"..."
'I am... Barok van Zieks. They call me 'Death God of the Old Bailey.'"
Leitmotif: Barok van Zieks ~ Death God of the Old Bailey (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0cx8QqlTTI)
(http://i.imgur.com/71ZTj1E.gif)
"And by decree of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem, I am to prosecute this trial."
"I am not a vampire."
i actually thought this version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE) would've been more fitting.looks pretty goofy to me
Post by: Gwolfski on June 14, 2016, 06:19:13 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 06:26:43 pm
Would the gallery please be silent.
Also, proof of assignment to the prosecutorial position?"
Post by: Powder Miner on June 14, 2016, 06:31:57 pm
"...take a left on 20th avenue, then a right on Cardiff Boulevard... Alright, that should be--"
"Oh. Uh, this isn't the DMV, is it?"
"...can I still get a driver's license here?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 06:35:27 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 06:43:00 pm
"Look, I pulled the title off of Google. I get props for trying, right?"
"In any case, Your Lordship, I shall endeavour to avoid using Her Majesty's full title. And as for the proof, do you not see this majestic, possibly anachronistic scroll I am holding?"
(http://i.imgur.com/cMleVIa.gif)
"Now, shall we move this trial to the proper venue?"
Suddenly, there is the sound of the courtroom doors opening!(http://i.imgur.com/VhdOV16.png)
"...take a left on 20th avenue, then a right on Cardiff Boulevard... Alright, that should be--"
"Oh. Uh, this isn't the DMV, is it?"
"...can I still get a driver's license here?"
"That'd be the next room over."
Post by: Powder Miner on June 14, 2016, 06:46:03 pm
An awkward shuffling out.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 06:46:37 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 14, 2016, 06:47:28 pm
"And by decree of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Duchess of Edinburgh, Countess of Merioneth, Baroness Greenwich, Duke of Lancaster, Lord of Mann, Duke of Normandy, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Garter, Sovereign of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Sovereign of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Sovereign of the Most Illustrious Order of Saint Patrick, Sovereign of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, Sovereign of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Sovereign of the Distinguished Service Order, Sovereign of the Imperial Service Order, Sovereign of the Most Exalted Order of the Star of India, Sovereign of the Most Eminent Order of the Indian Empire, Sovereign of the Order of British India, Sovereign of the Indian Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Burma, Sovereign of the Royal Order of Victoria and Albert, Sovereign of the Royal Family Order of King Edward VII, Sovereign of the Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of the Companions of Honour, Sovereign of the Royal Victorian Order, Sovereign of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem, I am to prosecute this trial."(http://i.imgur.com/DGnB5Sa.png)
"I am not a vampire."
G̨͡͡E̡T͡ O͞͝N͘ ͏̛́W̨I̕T͡H̸̕ I͘T̴͝!́!̧͜!͞
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 06:56:29 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/T3nSJJ0.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)
"Perfect."
"Normally the defence and I should be sitting somewhere else entirely, but this is more cinematic, wouldn't you agree?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 06:58:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 07:04:56 pm
"Seeing as the defence and I would be totally obscured by the defendant's seat, I believe this is the best arrangement we can make."
"Now we shall wait for the defence to declare their readiness, and the court may begin."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 07:06:24 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 14, 2016, 07:13:30 pm
"may I have a moment to converse with the defendant?"
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 07:28:20 pm
"That's your call, Your Lordship. As for the evidence, I will enter it when the defence is prepared."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 07:29:24 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 14, 2016, 09:42:43 pm
"sure just give me....wait...where is the defendant?"
Post by: Tawa on June 14, 2016, 09:46:16 pm
"If you would direct your eyes to the area just below the center of the image. His head is roughly the midpoint of an imaginary line drawn between your line of sight and mine."
(http://i.imgur.com/gia2x4G.gif)
"Hello, Mr. Attorney! They have separate defense and witness stands here. Isn't that weird?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 09:48:46 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 14, 2016, 09:57:51 pm
-sigh-,"its probably for the best. lets just get this over with"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 14, 2016, 10:11:21 pm
"Court is in session."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 15, 2016, 02:44:36 am
Post by: endlessblaze on June 15, 2016, 03:44:05 am
Post by: Gwolfski on June 15, 2016, 03:55:54 am
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 15, 2016, 11:43:12 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 15, 2016, 11:43:56 am
Post by: Gwolfski on June 15, 2016, 12:55:34 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 17, 2016, 12:12:34 am
Post by: Gwolfski on June 17, 2016, 02:51:24 am
((ahem))
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 04:42:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/VN8XAme.png) "Is that a vampire? Anybody else see the archaic clothes, gray hair, pompous style of speaking?"(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"I-I am in no way a vampire! For example!"
(http://i.imgur.com/KP0a2gm.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/3oZgySX.png)
"I, unlike a CERTAIN SOMEONE, DO drink... wine!"
Court Begins (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTIR2Q3PzpA)
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)"Ahem."
(http://i.imgur.com/JLc7au9.gif)
"The charge brought against the defendant is murder. The prosecution shall endeavour to prove that the defendant has killed one... ah... blue-cloaked extra? I'm not even sure what his name was. Probably not important. We assert that the defendant used a .38-calibre firearm to inflict a deadly wound upon the victim and have a variety of witnesses to prove this fact."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 04:45:26 pm
Also, some vampires have been observed drinking wine but the point is moot.
Also also, before I recuse myself, STOP KICKING THE TABLES."
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 04:50:03 pm
"I think everyone here was a witness. And the mecha judge bot was built by a criminal circus magician and only gives out guilty verdicts. I don't believe we're allowed to use it."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 04:52:10 pm
Further roughousing with the furniture or ad hominem attacks upon the prosecutor will be met with a 100-Dorfbuck fine for contempt after 1 warning."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 19, 2016, 05:08:22 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 05:09:34 pm
"You have not been called to testify. You will be silent.
What does the defense plead to the charges?"
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 05:28:13 pm
"Of course, Your Lordship. Forgive my theatrics. And the slight blurriness of the wall behind me at the moment. But please avoid imitating me."
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)
"Now then. Keep in mind that you can view the court record through the GM's second post in the thread. The case report is in the record. Our first bit of evidence is this gun."
(http://i.imgur.com/6dgo2Zb.png) Gun added to the Court Record.
"The ballistic markings match up with the bullet in the defendant. The judge's fingerprints are on the handle."
"Our next bit of evidence is this bizarre wizardry."
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/video%20tape.png) (http://i.imgur.com/CVAPrOP.gif) Murder Footage added to the Court Record.
"You can see the judge shooting the defendant in this... thing."
(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"Defence! Any questions or commentary before we move to the cross-examination and subsequent witty banter?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 05:34:35 pm
Ahem. The court wishes to know what the defense pleads to the charges before continuing."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 19, 2016, 05:38:20 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 19, 2016, 05:45:11 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 05:52:58 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 19, 2016, 06:33:47 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 06:35:02 pm
That will be a 100 Dorfbucks contempt of court fine, please."
Post by: endlessblaze on June 19, 2016, 06:51:20 pm
hey defendant? how are you pleading?"
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 07:35:26 pm
"Oh, you know, whatever. You're my lawyer, you say what sounds good."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 07:39:17 pm
Friendly advice, you probably want 'not guilty by reason of insanity' at the moment."
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 07:45:38 pm
"Your-Your honor! How dare you insinuate that I am insane?!"
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/background-(ani)gavel.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/MNo86Wx.gif)
"This court finds the defendant, TheBiggerFish, guilty of... hang on..."
(http://i.imgur.com/gia2x4G.gif)
"Uh, let's go with 'Not Guilty', Mr. Blaze."
"Your Honor, I think this gavel is yours."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 19, 2016, 07:46:26 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 19, 2016, 09:34:40 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 19, 2016, 09:49:53 pm
"Hoh hoh! And what is this... technicality?"
Post by: endlessblaze on June 19, 2016, 10:07:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 10:47:27 am
"Interesting theory. But that would trivialize both of our jobs and get literally everyone off the hook, ever."
(http://i.imgur.com/JLc7au9.gif)
"If I may direct you to the recent court ruling on 'Pumaman vs. Bay12' (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6717295#msg6717295), it can be inferred that any line of logic that would lead to the utter trivialization of the court system is not valid as a defence."
(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"Props for trying, though. I sense you are a worthy opponent."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 10:55:03 am
Point of order, the record as stated does not show a corpse under my viewing of it. Would the prosecution care to enter the autopsy report? Surely it has one."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 11:25:42 am
"It's on the shelf to the right. I was examining it as the evidence inspector...."
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 11:35:37 am
"T̡h͘e̶ ̵b͜ody is m̧işsi҉n͢g it͢s̛ head͡, i͡ to͞o͏k i͢t̵ ͡eąrl̡ie͘r̀, ̀sṕeak̶ing ͝of ͏w̛o͝ul̶d̴ ͜y̛o̧u͟ ́lik͟e̢ t̷o̵ ̵se̸e̵ ̛my͘ c̴oll̷ec҉ti͠oń?"̴
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 11:58:53 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 12:04:26 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 12:07:18 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 01:34:45 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 01:49:29 pm
"I̕m a èld̀r̀i̵tch ͜ho͢r͝r̀o҉r̡ do̷ y͡o͢u͟ ͠r͝eally͞ t͟hin̵k ͟lawś ̴apply ̷to ͏me?̧ ͟B̵esíd́es͠,́ ̵h͝is ͘h̛ea̡ḑ was̴n͝'t hit̸ b̨y̴ ̀th͜e ͜b͞u͢l̀l̕et.̧"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 01:51:40 pm
Someone arrest this guy for tampering with evidence, please. Assuming it was actually tampered with and he's not just lying about it to be edgy. I am very annoyed.
Either way, you owe a contempt of court fine."
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 01:55:31 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 02:01:25 pm
"Out. Out. Out of the courtroom, piratejoe. OUT. Before I give in to my urge to do something more drastic. And you're STILL under arrest for tampering with evidence."
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 02:02:35 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 02:03:38 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 02:22:28 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 02:28:04 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 02:34:39 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 02:36:44 pm
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 02:42:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 02:59:13 pm
"Damnation, I knew I'd forgotten something. I'll dig that autopsy report out in a second."
"I̕ ̀am̸ ͞à el͟drìt͞ch ̶hor̨r͘or͟, ͜mor̡ta͡l ҉l͝a͟w ̨do͢e͏s ̕not̨ ap̢pĺy to̸ ͟mȩ ̕oc̢cult̶ p̵u͜rg̸i̕ng͜ şqua͡ḑ ͏m̸ęm͞b̧er."(http://i.imgur.com/z0K7KlV.png)
"If the law doesn't apply to you, then what in hell are you doing in a courthouse?"
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 03:04:07 pm
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 20, 2016, 03:25:38 pm
"...I feel this may have been derailed just a smidge."
Post by: Twinwolf on June 20, 2016, 03:37:52 pm
"A bit more than a smidge. Probably."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 03:45:53 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 03:47:46 pm
"You know, points would be just easier. For anybody who doesn't know, a point is a name for a railway junction."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 03:48:44 pm
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 20, 2016, 04:11:48 pm
"..."
/me has been respectfully silent this whole time, just waiting for his turn on the witness stand.
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 04:15:00 pm
"Do you mind."
"I'm just suggestin' a more orderly thing than violent derails, ya know."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 04:16:14 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on June 20, 2016, 04:59:53 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 05:03:08 pm
"Aha! Here is the autopsy report!"
(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"The victim was shot in the right lung. He died approximately five minutes later due to bleeding."
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 05:09:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 05:13:41 pm
"Watsonian: He doesn't die in the video; the video just depicts him being mortally wounded."
"Doylist: You like your data plan, don't you?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 05:20:59 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 05:25:50 pm
"Shall I drag the body into the courthouse?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 05:27:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 05:31:25 pm
"..."
(http://i.imgur.com/qXJ1S8g.png)
"Timestamped. Lazily but effectively."
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)
"Now then! Who shall be the first witness?"
Post by: endlessblaze on June 20, 2016, 06:37:46 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 06:55:03 pm
"Twenty-five to life, or so they say. But..."
(http://i.imgur.com/dRKiXtE.png)
"Tell me, do you know why they call me 'Death God of the Old Bailey'? Or, in Japanese, the ridiculous turn of phrase in the thread title?"
Post by: endlessblaze on June 20, 2016, 07:02:26 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 20, 2016, 07:39:24 pm
"Actually, no."
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)
"They call me that because no defendant I have ever prosecuted has survived. Regardless of their sentence."
(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"Maybe you'll break the cycle?"
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: endlessblaze on June 20, 2016, 07:47:36 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 20, 2016, 10:29:20 pm
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 20, 2016, 11:40:22 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/F7HYRyi.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/VN8XAme.png) "I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to have wine in the courtroom."(http://i.imgur.com/yHGnM3h.png) "Unless that's blood. I say we fine Mr. Zieks for possession of alcohol in a Court of Law."
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 21, 2016, 12:26:59 am
"They call me that because no defendant I have ever prosecuted has survived(http://i.imgur.com/3rc8zS8.gif)
"To be fair, most people don't survive life regardless of their prosecutor..."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 21, 2016, 12:30:56 am
Post by: Gwolfski on June 21, 2016, 12:45:33 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 21, 2016, 03:19:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CfDuaiT.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/gDXPEo6.gif)
"Yo"
(http://i.imgur.com/gDXPEo6.gif)
"Yo"
Spoiler: still_image_for_editing (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2016, 03:45:11 am
"Holy moly, the lemon has returned.
How've you been, lemon?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 21, 2016, 04:17:17 am
(http://i.imgur.com/gDXPEo6.gif)
"You know the normal stuff conquering worlds in the name of our overload with our new space fle. . .I mean nothing much business as usual"
"You know the normal stuff conquering worlds in the name of our overload with our new space fle. . .I mean nothing much business as usual"
((Lemons has been reading the Humanity Fuck Yeah (https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/) reddit. Nice to see the lawyer avatar I made you still has its use's))
Post by: Gwolfski on June 21, 2016, 07:20:30 am
Post by: Tawa on June 22, 2016, 07:56:01 am
"are you sure your not a vampire?"(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"Are you sure you're not [the vessel of a dark god]?"
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/3oZgySX.png)
"I will have you know that this is a glass of Chateau... Romani. The finest, um... milk! known to Termina. It costs 200 Rupees a bottle and is fit only for someone of my discerning tastes."
"It's, er, red because, uh, the preservative is... kind of a weird color. But... it keeps the flavor intact. Let's go with that."
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/z0K7KlV.png)
"By the... don't scare me like that!"
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)
"Do we have any volunteer witnesses yet? I know there's like five of you at least."
Post by: piratejoe on June 22, 2016, 08:22:45 am
"I c̕a͘ǹ b͝ȩ t͠he͢ fi̛r̶st wit͜n͝ess̷!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 22, 2016, 08:41:31 am
"To my knowledge, this isn't how it's supposed to go, but fine, I'll be a witness. If I seriously have to announce that."
Post by: Twinwolf on June 22, 2016, 08:42:47 am
"Didn't I say I could be a witness back when we decided to try the judge?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 22, 2016, 09:38:28 am
Post by: Tawa on June 22, 2016, 09:42:40 am
-snop-(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"To my knowledge, this isn't how it's supposed to go, but fine, I'll be a witness. If I seriously have to announce that."
"Well, I can't just pick one of you to go first out of preference. That would be rude."
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/wh5RzFN.png)
"I c̕a͘ǹ b͝ȩ t͠he͢ fi̛r̶st wit͜n͝ess̷!"
(http://i.imgur.com/JLc7au9.gif)
"If I may direct the court's attention to the following statement:"
"I̕m a èld̀r̀i̵tch ͜ho͢r͝r̀o҉r̡ do̷ y͡o͢u͟ ͠r͝eally͞ t͟hin̵k ͟lawś ̴apply ̷to ͏me?̧"(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"By your own admission, you could lie under oath and get off scot-free! We can't have that in a witness!"
-snip-(http://i.imgur.com/qXJ1S8g.png)
"Didn't I say I could be a witness back when we decided to try the judge?"
"Forgive my crassness, my lady! You have been waiting for countless hours for your turn at the witness stand. Of course the right falls to you. I trust you are prepared?"
Post by: Twinwolf on June 22, 2016, 09:44:28 am
"All I have to do is say what I saw, right? And be completely honest about it? Then yeah."
Post by: piratejoe on June 22, 2016, 10:17:14 am
"I͝ ̷c͠an ̢àls̨o͞ a҉dd͏ a͏ll o̸f͝ yo͢ưr ͘h͢ȩadş ͢to͟ ͜my ̴c͘o͏l̵lec͘ti̧o͞n h̵ere and ̀ge̷t ąwa͝y ̸with͟ ̵it, but̨ i ́h̷ave͡n͝'̶t̕ d̕one̛ ͘t̶ḩa̴ţ ̸n͞ow͟ h͞a̡ve ̵i͡?̵.͠.̸.yet̷.̀"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 22, 2016, 10:24:18 am
piratejoe has been Banished!
Post by: piratejoe on June 22, 2016, 10:45:29 am
Post by: Tawa on June 22, 2016, 11:03:39 am
TBF I appreciate your policing efforts but keep the golden rule of RPGs (https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Golden_Rule) in mind.
Actual game post coming later.
Post by: Gwolfski on June 22, 2016, 11:19:15 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on June 22, 2016, 11:43:20 am
Actually, it makes this more interesting.((I disagree. A certain amount of wackiness is fine and fun, but too much holds the game back as it doesn't get deep enough for true intrigue. Ace Attorney has silly characters and funny lines, but they are to enrich the experience of the whodunit mystery that is the heart of the game, not to be an experience by themselves.))
Post by: BadLemonsXI on June 23, 2016, 07:19:12 am
Post by: Tawa on June 23, 2016, 12:32:50 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on June 24, 2016, 06:50:01 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 24, 2016, 07:49:23 pm
"Yes, I suppose that things have settled down enough. Let's begin."
The Great Cross-Examination ~ Moderato (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhPq2Lr5psI)
(http://i.imgur.com/xVWndCe.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/F8YV0zr.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/xVWndCe.png)
"Now, a short explanation: up until this point, the prosecution and the witnesses have technically been the same people, so the GM would simply cut to the chase and have the witness testify. But that's not applicable here, so I'm going to introduce a real-life part of the courtroom process: the 'direct examination' is when the person who summoned the witness asks them questions to further their case. The cross-examination comes afterward and is performed by the opposite side."
(http://i.imgur.com/qXJ1S8g.png)
"Now, if the lady would please inform the court of her name and profession?"
Post by: Twinwolf on June 24, 2016, 07:55:00 pm
"Chiaki Nanami, high school student."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 25, 2016, 02:30:58 am
Post by: endlessblaze on June 25, 2016, 10:36:27 am
Post by: Tawa on June 28, 2016, 11:34:35 am
"Miss Nanami, where were you at the time of the murder?"
Post by: Twinwolf on June 28, 2016, 12:17:32 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 12, 2016, 11:40:56 am
"What did you see in the courtroom at 2:14, that is, the time of the murder?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 12, 2016, 12:00:19 pm
E.g. say 'at 2:14 on x-ty x day.' I believe that is standard procedure."
Post by: Tawa on July 12, 2016, 09:02:48 pm
"Uh, yeah. That."
Post by: Twinwolf on July 13, 2016, 12:43:40 am
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2016, 03:53:27 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/aQvyDuT.png)
"And that's all she wrote. Your turn, defence."
(http://i.imgur.com/uuCQ0Ql.png)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 15, 2016, 03:57:49 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2016, 04:01:02 pm
"Apologies, Your Lordship, but we're shorthanded enough as is. We can't afford any recusations.
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 15, 2016, 04:02:39 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 04:24:17 pm
(psst hey defendant got any ideas?)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 15, 2016, 04:30:05 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 04:31:16 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 15, 2016, 04:33:31 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 04:40:09 pm
"how did you get yourself into this mess? please tell me the real murderer is your evil twin or something."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 15, 2016, 04:46:17 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 05:38:56 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2016, 05:42:22 pm
(psst hey defendant got any ideas?)(http://i.imgur.com/1A6PQdO.png)
"No, I don't have an evil twin. I have a Canadian brother, which would be close enough, I guess, but his beard is playoff rather than full and luscious like mine."
"...But I have an idea. Call me to the stand once you're done cross-examining the girl. I just realized I haven't given my statement to the court yet."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 06:30:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2016, 06:36:10 pm
"It's worth at least asking a few questions, surely."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 06:38:02 pm
-gets statement-
that.....why did you not tell me this sooner!? finally something to go on. we can get this charge lowered to at least accidental manslaughter with this....I think. but now I wonder......
alright lets get back In there.
Post by: Tawa on July 15, 2016, 07:27:27 pm
"You seemed kinda busy :c"
"But still, I'm still kind of suspicious..."
(http://i.imgur.com/aQvyDuT.png)
"So. You're back. Are you prepared for the cross-examination?"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 15, 2016, 07:35:19 pm
Miss Nanami did you see the defendant's weapon before he drew it, at any point in time?"
Post by: Twinwolf on July 15, 2016, 11:25:36 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 16, 2016, 12:06:27 am
Post by: Twinwolf on July 16, 2016, 01:22:27 am
((At an airport, likely won't be able to post more today))
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2016, 01:33:55 pm
"Is that everything, defence?"
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2016, 07:23:26 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 20, 2016, 07:49:17 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 20, 2016, 08:38:31 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 20, 2016, 08:51:04 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 20, 2016, 08:54:31 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 20, 2016, 09:24:47 pm
"So you're done with the cross-examination? Very well, then. Witness, you may leave the stand."
(http://i.imgur.com/b4dSqo3.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/PRdluDL.gif)
"So, defence. You request the defendant's statement? One step ahead of you; we already had it on record. We did interrogate him, after all. くらえ!"
(http://i.imgur.com/JLc7au9.gif)
"The statement reads, in its entirety:"
"I thought that weapon was a stun gun. I keep one on me at all times."
"I was going to taze the defendant and send him back to custody to give him a proper trial at a different court."
"I pulled it out and fired without thinking! I'm innocent, I tell you!"
(http://i.imgur.com/Dtq0BlR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/aQvyDuT.png)
"So, that's well and good and all. But the prosecution posits that the defendant"
(http://i.imgur.com/wBaamw5.png)
"IS LYING!"
Confess the Truth 2015 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-t7MsR_MKA)
(http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS4/newreport.png)Defendant's Statement added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/Dtq0BlR.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/WJkodXQ.png)
"And before His Lordship asks why the prosecution has not presented this evidence beforehand, I have this excellent article on American discovery law (http://finchmccranie.com/table-of-contents-3/iv-pre-trial-discovery-and-motions-practice/a-rule-16-of-the-federal-rules-of-criminal-procedure/7-reciprocal-discovery/) he may be interested in, link in the phrase 'American discovery law'."
"Suffice it to say... all the defence needed do before this was ask if he wanted it, so long as he revealed his own evidence unto the court in exchange. But the defence did not ask before the trial; ergo, I get to keep all my evidence to myself to present when dramatically appropriate!"
"And before you consider the fact that we are in Britain, please recall that the GM is a lazy, American, metaphorical bum who can't be bothered to do his own research."
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 21, 2016, 03:00:14 am
"Such a waste of good wine."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 01:37:46 pm
"Would the prosecution please elaborate on their recent dramatic accusation? Why, exactly, do you think the defendant is lying in a presumably sworn statement?"
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 03:04:17 pm
"The defendant, you see, is totally incompetent (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7033557#msg7033557) in regards to the law. Seeing as he was unaware that assault is illegal--mind, even taking his statement into account, he has still broken the law, albeit in a lesser regard--we cannot possibly assume he realizes that lying under oath is yet another crime. And, of course, the defendant immediately attempted to have his crime ignored (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7033623#msg7033623) in favor of a civil trial. Citations in underlined dialogue."
(http://i.imgur.com/WJkodXQ.png)
"Defence! Are you prepared to give in?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 03:15:33 pm
"The defendant, you see, is totally incompetent (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7033557#msg7033557) in regards to the law.[dubious - discuss] Seeing as he was unaware that assault is illegal[citation needed][dubious - discuss]--mind, even taking his statement into account, he has still broken the law, albeit in a lesser regard[citation needed][dubious - discuss]--we cannot possibly assume he realizes that lying under oath is yet another crime[citation needed][dubious - discuss]. And, of course, the defendant immediately attempted to have his crime ignored (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7033623#msg7033623)[not supported by cited evidence, docket scheduling has nothing to do with whether or not a crime is being 'ignored'] in favor of a civil trial. Citations in underlined dialogue."
"Defence! Are you prepared to give in?"
"There we- Carp, everything is purple. You get the point, I presume?"
Post by: Gwolfski on July 23, 2016, 03:23:58 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 03:28:12 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 03:38:43 pm
"Your Lordship, this is an adversarial system. The defence is supposed to be the one questioning my arguments. And in any case, everybody knows '[dubious - discuss]' is the weakest of all Wikipedia footnotes."
"Come on, man! It took him eleven minutes to realize shooting somebody to get them out of the way is against the law!""Seeing as he was unaware that assault is illegal[citation needed][dubious - discuss]
"He is not a law enforcement officer, and was not authorized to use force against the victim. Furthermore, the victim showed no signs of struggling, so even if he was, that would have been entirely out of line."even taking his statement into account, he has still broken the law, albeit in a lesser regard[citation needed][dubious - discuss]
"It is... a leap of logic. The prosecution concedes."--we cannot possibly assume he realizes that lying under oath is yet another crime[citation needed][dubious - discuss]
"...In 'modern slang': 'meh, alright.'"the defendant immediately attempted to have his crime ignored (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7033623#msg7033623)[not supported by cited evidence, docket scheduling has nothing to do with whether or not a crime is being 'ignored']
(http://i.imgur.com/z0K7KlV.png)
"My strongest point, however, still stands. The defendant's statement"
(http://i.imgur.com/cMleVIa.gif)
"Is in NO WAY supported by any evidence!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 03:40:23 pm
"Come on, man! It took him eleven minutes to realize shooting somebody to get them out of the way is against the law!"[citation needed]"Perhaps the defense has some?"
"My strongest point, however, still stands. The defendant's statement"
"Is in NO WAY supported by any evidence!"
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 03:45:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/SnUBGB8.png)
"Your Lordship, sir Death God... is sorely mistaken!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 03:46:09 pm
Let the record show that the defense called this guy."
Post by: NJW2000 on July 23, 2016, 05:28:40 pm
Life in the courtroom, in a word, continues...
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 05:53:37 pm
"You mean to tell me you've never heard of me? I am Sherlock Holmes, the Great Detective!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 06:07:05 pm
anime. ugh. and Holmes never even said that...I mean isn't his official description more of a consultant anyway? Bleh."
The judge produces a two-volume set of the original Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes books, in hardcover, and pages through them as if reassuring themself.
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 06:31:34 pm
"Ahaha! You have clearly never seen the Ace Attorney Holmes of Dai Gyakuten Saiban, a.k.a. The Great Ace Attorney, fame!"
Leitmotif: Sherlock Holmes: Detective of the Foggy City (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF_b4kimyYI)
"In any case. Defence, I think this may be of some use to you."(http://i.imgur.com/80GUvHm.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/LQmjGi5.png)
"This is... the defendant's stun gun!"
Post by: endlessblaze on July 23, 2016, 06:38:23 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 23, 2016, 06:43:46 pm
"It was in a spare set of his robes. I had the idea to investigate his home!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 07:13:04 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2016, 12:27:58 pm
"So, clearly, the defendant's alibi is valid! He had worn the wrong pair of robes by accident!"
* whoosh *
(http://blob:http%3A//imgur.com/0a050466-813d-4c88-bc54-f7838315b531)(http://i.imgur.com/k1lod6B.png) something something equivalent exchange something I'm not short something
(http://i.imgur.com/Ny0Ewkj.png)
"...It would appear this case is not as clear-cut as it first appeared."
"So, yes, it is possible that the defendant had intended to bring his stun gun to court today. However... if one thinks about it, one must wonder... why did the defendant have a revolver stashed in another pair of his robes, as well?"
(http://i.imgur.com/3iPPOER.png)
"The prosecution contends that the defendant still had murderous intent! This evidence raises questions, but the defendant is still implicated!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 24, 2016, 12:36:52 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2016, 06:05:34 pm
another pair
spare set
wrong pair(http://i.imgur.com/DAfpQrR.png)
"Nope."
Post by: endlessblaze on July 24, 2016, 07:30:39 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2016, 07:59:12 pm
"The prosecution can see... three possibilities."
"Firstly, the defendant's story is... supported by this evidence. To a degree."
"Secondly, the defendant is lying and expects us to believe his bumbling-old-man ploy."
"Thirdly, the defendant did not intend to kill the victim, but rather somebody else. This is supported by the fact that he apparently stashes weapons of varying lethality in his robes hours or days in advance."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 24, 2016, 08:38:29 pm
Post by: Tawa on July 24, 2016, 09:53:45 pm
"Right-o."
Post by: Tawa on July 26, 2016, 01:57:23 pm
Some of you may fondly remember Turnabout Tape, the smash hit trial that made this game a success. With the help of Ace Attorney case-maker Attorney Online, I'm making it into a
Post by: IcyTea31 on July 26, 2016, 02:04:05 pm
Post by: Twinwolf on July 26, 2016, 02:05:52 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on July 26, 2016, 06:42:35 pm
Post by: endlessblaze on July 26, 2016, 09:57:09 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on July 27, 2016, 12:08:09 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 27, 2016, 07:00:55 am
Post by: Arcvasti on July 27, 2016, 12:43:48 pm
Post by: Tawa on August 25, 2016, 11:43:56 am
"Defense! We have waited long; what are your opinions on the matter?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 25, 2016, 11:51:09 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 26, 2016, 10:10:25 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 26, 2016, 11:35:34 pm
"It is hereby ORDERED that a new defense counsel be assigned."
Post by: Dustan Hache on August 26, 2016, 11:50:22 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 26, 2016, 11:52:26 pm
Post by: Dustan Hache on August 26, 2016, 11:55:39 pm
"Any defense is better than no defense.""Then please allow me some time to speak to and view any evidence that the defendant has, before I begin."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on August 26, 2016, 11:56:07 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on August 26, 2016, 11:57:45 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 12, 2016, 08:40:38 pm
"Your Lordship, this should be more than enough to prove that the murder was not entirely intentional!"
Meanwhile...
(http://i.imgur.com/1KocEmN.jpg)
The Great Straying ~ Suspense 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGO-i8IJs1M)
(http://i.imgur.com/gEWsNmj.png)
"Holmes. Arguing with yourself in my voice does not constitute a counterargument."
"Of course it does, Sir Death God! II'll have you know that rakugo is a perfectly acceptable form of testi--"
* B A N G *
(http://i.imgur.com/Tvg7BL2.png)"What in blazes?!"
"By Jove... no, by justice itself... the defendant's been assassinated!"
Trial in Disorder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzksabUS5zU)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 12, 2016, 08:56:28 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 12, 2016, 09:01:28 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 12, 2016, 09:21:44 pm
"The window behind Sir Death God, if I am not mistaken."
(http://i.imgur.com/2fBs5NX.png) Broken Window added to the Court Record.
(http://i.imgur.com/IxDdG8X.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/U1tL21v.gif)
"And hoo boy, pal, did we find somebody over there! Sniper rifle and everything! In custody as we speak!"
"And not only that, but I arrested somebody for the first time in this entire thread!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 12, 2016, 09:44:55 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 12, 2016, 10:10:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/U1tL21v.gif)
"And hoo boy, pal, did we find somebody over there! Sniper rifle and everything! In custody as we speak!"
"And not only that, but I arrested somebody for the first time in this entire thread!"
"One arrest in two years? We really need to get through this stuff faster. Please do not tell me what the backlog is like."
"And a sniper? Conspiracy theorists will be having a lot of fun with this one. Then again, with two dead in subsequent cases, they're already going to go nuts."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on September 12, 2016, 10:51:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/N3Yk9fY.gif)
"Your security is shit."
"Your security is shit."
Spoiler: here are the other images I was going to post (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gwolfski on September 13, 2016, 01:25:48 am
Post by: endlessblaze on September 13, 2016, 10:29:43 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 13, 2016, 10:36:34 am
"Sorry for the absence....and I have no idea. This probbly goes without saying but....Your honor I propose the trial is placed on hold until the shooter is properly questioned"
"So one of the defense is still alive. Why didn't you speak up? The incener-...er, funeral crew was almost here to take you to it to deal with your body."
Post by: endlessblaze on September 13, 2016, 10:38:28 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 13, 2016, 01:22:31 pm
"Sorry for the absence....and I have no idea. This probbly goes without saying but....Your honor I propose the trial is placed on hold until the shooter is properly questioned""I'm declaring a mistrial, yes."
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 13, 2016, 01:32:50 pm
"What a guy can't forget about a fourm game from time to time? It's not like the lulls in update speed help. Anyways this is an intresting twist...."
"Twice within the past month, once posted without doing your job and advancing the trial."
(http://i.imgur.com/N3Yk9fY.gif)
"Your security is shit."
"We never had someon assassinate from outside the Courtroom."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 13, 2016, 01:33:32 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on September 13, 2016, 04:11:23 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2016, 11:46:57 pm
"Why not get mandatory Kevlar jackets? I know a place that sells 'em cheap!"
"We will just have the glass replaced with a highly bullet resistant variant."
Post by: endlessblaze on September 17, 2016, 07:44:40 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on September 18, 2016, 10:17:13 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 18, 2016, 10:36:01 am
"might I suggest force fields?"
"The security of the courtroom is not your concern. I would reccommend you focus on the case presented."
(Hey Tawa, you waiting on something in particular, or is the new Ace Attorney game distracting you still?)
Post by: Tawa on September 18, 2016, 11:34:03 am
Uh, update soon.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 20, 2016, 02:44:32 pm
The, uh, right moment! Let's go with that.
Uh, update soon.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: FallacyofUrist on September 21, 2016, 08:50:50 am
"What'd I miss?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on September 21, 2016, 08:51:54 am
Post by: FallacyofUrist on September 21, 2016, 09:34:10 am
Fallacy bolts to his feet.
"Maybe I should get around to warding the courtroom..."
Post by: Gwolfski on September 21, 2016, 04:04:26 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 06, 2016, 02:22:00 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BadLemonsXI on October 15, 2016, 07:31:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
*cough*
*cough*
Post by: Tawa on October 15, 2016, 08:42:54 pm
"It's... uh... some old bellboy with a monocle. The exact kind of guy Wright usually gets acquitted."
"please let us have gotten the real killer this time"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on October 15, 2016, 08:50:11 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/jikswRg.png)
"It's... uh... some old bellboy with a monocle. The exact kind of guy Wright usually gets acquitted."
"please let us have gotten the real killer this time"
(http://i.imgur.com/jQ3thfP.png)
"I'd like to speak with you when you get information on the Prosecuter, Defense Attorney, and Judge, so I can tell how much security will be needed. Everyone else! This case you came for is over! Get out so a forensics team can go over the courtroom! And do not make me track you down to arrest you for stealing evidence!"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on October 15, 2016, 09:09:24 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 06, 2016, 10:47:58 pm
Pushing the Victorian prosecutor aside, a familiar face enters the courtroom... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSQRZKH330Y)
(http://i.imgur.com/qzL32eR.gif)
"Ladies and gentlemen of the court, I am prosecutor Miles Edgeworth. It is an honor to be here."
(http://i.imgur.com/4fFmUlR.gif)
"Now, then. It has come to my attention that this court has been led astray from its original intent. Nobody has been sued in months. Everything has been silly, original plots, with no foundation in things that have actually occurred."
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"Thus, I am here to root out this corruption. In the name of justice, and the truth..."
(http://i.imgur.com/vi5dnvV.gif)
"TheBiggerFish! BadLemonsXI! Zanzetkuken The Great! I indict you for corrupting this court!"
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"I, Miles Edgeworth, will be leading the prosecution. If an impartial third party will step forward to be the judge, and some brave soul will defend the accused, we can root out this corruption once and for all."
Post by: S34N1C on December 06, 2016, 11:02:28 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 07, 2016, 12:58:44 am
(http://imgur.com/hi24p4p.gif)
"I'll take you on."
"I'll take you on."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2016, 01:04:54 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 07, 2016, 01:23:41 am
"Did someone ask for a brave soul?"
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2016, 02:49:41 am
"Or perhaps you would like to see a different form?"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 07, 2016, 03:39:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vi5dnvV.gif)
"TheBiggerFish! BadLemonsXI! Zanzetkuken The Great! I indict you for corrupting this court!"
"Try again. I was the last person to sue anyone, and have generally been away since. Besides, I seem recall the last time we faced off, you wound up going missing for quite some time in order to avoid punishment for an Inverse Chewbacca Offense. Speaking of, should I send a memo to the Legal League of Attorneys that you are here so they could finish that up?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2016, 09:37:44 am
Post by: Gwolfski on December 07, 2016, 03:01:44 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2016, 03:04:12 pm
Post by: Gwolfski on December 07, 2016, 03:30:38 pm
*silently eats popcorn*
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 07, 2016, 03:36:28 pm
"My apologies, your Honour, but Section F5.2 of the Code of the Court explicitly allows 'crunchy snacks, including but not limited to popcorn, potato chips and cheese sticks' to be 'consumed during, but not before or after' a time the Court can reasonably be said to be 'in a state of disarray, disorder, and/or confusion'."
Post by: Gwolfski on December 07, 2016, 03:45:03 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2016, 03:47:43 pm
Part the second: There is no such document.
Part the third: https://www.federalrulesofcriminalprocedure.org
It does not contain such a rule."
Post by: Tawa on December 07, 2016, 05:36:12 pm
"Try again. I was the last person to sue anyone, and have generally been away since. Besides, I seem recall the last time we faced off, you wound up going missing for quite some time in order to avoid punishment for an Inverse Chewbacca Offense. Speaking of, should I send a memo to the Legal League of Attorneys that you are here so they could finish that up?"(http://i.imgur.com/Q6pZMVK.gif)
"I'll have you know that was my father who fled in the DeLorean and died."
(http://i.imgur.com/DOF8GIt.gif)
"That said... I suppose that my sources for that indictment are not legal evidence... yet. That trial's time will come."
"There is no such crime. I move that the indictment be dismissed under Rule for Criminal Procedure 12(b)(3)(B)(iii) and (v) - lack of specificity and failure to state an offense."(http://i.imgur.com/qzL32eR.gif)
"'Failure to state an offense'? Is 'corrupting this court' not an offence? In any case, the defendants are specifically charged with unlawfullly tampering with the goings-on in the courtroom in the interests of a third party, rather than in the interest of justice."
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"And as for your evidence... have a look at this!"
The Basics of the Case (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9_e2MoOTc)
Exhibit A (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7104950#msg7104950)
(http://i.imgur.com/jJhtwll.gif)
"First, it can be seen that the defendant is a huge fan of '[dubious - discuss]'. This is an extremely weak Wikipedia footnote and using it in this manner is punishable by law."
Exhibit B (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7047037#msg7047037)
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"The defendant has failed to engage in adequate legal action when the opportunity presented itself. Suing the GM for inactivity would not only have provided an incentive to keep the thread moving, but also to make an actual case instead of goofy original shenanigans."
Exhibit C (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7105221#msg7105221)
(http://i.imgur.com/r9WOG8z.gif)
"Additionally, the defendant has not only slacked off and read Sherlock Holmes stories in the middle of a trial, but also edits his own posts without marking what has been edited! Who knows what mischief could be behind that metaphorical wall?"
Exhibit D (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7288041#msg7288041)
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"Finally, the defendant has tried to apply real-world law to a courtroom where film characters are tried for violating the laws of physics. Another instance of his dreaded editing can also be observed here."
(http://i.imgur.com/vi5dnvV.gif)
"These charges are more than adequate to bring the case to trial!"
(http://i.imgur.com/4fFmUlR.gif)
"As for the other defendant, BadLemonsXI, the charges are much more clear-cut."
Exhibit D (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7057073#msg7057073)
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"The defendant is believed to possess an unlawful space fleet and waging unlawful multiversal warfare. They will therefore be tried for this charge under the Generic Conventions."
Exhibit E (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7057030#msg7057030)
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"The defendant is also seen to be capable of popping up wherever they wish in the courthouse. This is clear evidence that they possess some unlawful power over the court."
Exhibit F (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6798715#msg6798715)
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"Finally, the defendant can be seen to dislike the creation of order in a court of law. This is despite his status as a judge! The implications of this are numerous."
(http://i.imgur.com/DOF8GIt.gif)
"In conclusion, the prosecution feels that there is more than adequate suspicion that the defendants have engaged in unlawful practices here. The prosecution seeks to expose this and amend the Constitution of the Thread in order to more properly represent the interests of the Court and the People."
"Should the prosecution win in this case, the prosecution requests a sanctioned edit of the Original Post, so that the Constitution of the Thread may be amended such that the ridiculous shenanigans that have taken place in this court for far too long may come to an end. Subsequently, the court will be for the explicit purpose of litigation between forum members in the 'r/KarmaCourt' model, but while maintaining our own personal flair and the extensive use of image editing."
"I'm also willing to participate...if i can find where to access the images of me...Tawa you got a link? I lost mine."(http://i.imgur.com/4fFmUlR.gif)
"Or perhaps you would like to see a different form?"
"Would you consider yourself impartial on the matter that is currently being tried?"
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 07, 2016, 05:55:52 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uI9nhMi.gif)
"Well shit."
"Well shit."
(would do more but got work and a thing to go to after. So im out for the day. Nice to see this getting back to its roots.)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 07, 2016, 06:06:37 pm
Oh, and you're cramming unrelated defendants on unrelated charges into the same case."
Post by: Gwolfski on December 07, 2016, 06:17:31 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 07, 2016, 06:38:37 pm
"That is not how the Constitution works?"
Exhibit G (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg5366106#msg5366106)
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"The inanity of the current Constitution contains two clear lines that mean my charges do have merit."
Quote
1. All lawsuits filed must be lighthearted or in jest.(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
[...]
6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics.
"I could charge you with being a colorless green idea who sleeps furiously, and this case would still be brought to trial!"
"Furthermore, you could stand to not be so dead serious all the time. I mean, this thread isn't a madhouse, but it is, for once, supposed to be all fun and games."
(http://i.imgur.com/DOF8GIt.gif)
"Moreover, the prosecution believes that the defendants are working together in a secret plot. By inviting two judges to the same plot, the plotter was able to increase the plot power to over 200% and easily corrupt the court. The plot is so secret that the defendants do not even realize that they are working together!"
(http://i.imgur.com/FQm06vB.gif)
"The prosecution would also not object to popcorn."
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2016, 07:15:29 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 07, 2016, 07:18:21 pm
"Wanting to root out corruption is certainly not a sign of side-taking. It is a sign of humanity."
(http://i.imgur.com/4fFmUlR.gif)
"Does the defense find endlessblaze to be an acceptable judge?"
Edited for typo
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2016, 07:27:26 pm
"ahhhh refreshing, thank you. before I am chosen I would like to point out I have also been involved in the original plot cases. I trust the court does not find this grounds to exclude me from acting within this trial?"
Post by: Tawa on December 07, 2016, 07:31:39 pm
"Seeing as the prosecution, defense, and defendants have all partaken in them, the prosecution has no objections."
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2016, 07:41:15 pm
"shall I take on the role of the defense attorney"
Post by: Tawa on December 07, 2016, 07:45:06 pm
"Thank you, but we already have one. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7287550#msg7287550) The poor fellow's been denied the chance far too many times; he deserves this."
Post by: endlessblaze on December 07, 2016, 07:47:37 pm
"very well."
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 08, 2016, 10:30:32 am
Exhibit A (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7104950#msg7104950)(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"First, it can be seen that the defendant is a huge fan of '[dubious - discuss]'. This is an extremely weak Wikipedia footnote and using it in this manner is punishable by law."
"The footnote was used correctly on its first use in the exhibit. However, for the rest: [dubious] cannot, in fact, be used along with [citation needed], as it is only to be used on sourced claims. [citation needed] supersedes it in the format, leaving it invisible on any properly coded medium."
(http://i.imgur.com/JlXn8WC.gif)
"It would appear this Court isn't properly coded."
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Exhibit B (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7047037#msg7047037)(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"The defendant has failed to engage in adequate legal action when the opportunity presented itself. Suing the GM for inactivity would not only have provided an incentive to keep the thread moving, but also to make an actual case instead of goofy original shenanigans."
"That is entrapment. In the GM's absence, suing any entity is impossible. My client can't be held responsible for failing to perform the impossible."
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Exhibit C (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7105221#msg7105221)(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Additionally, the defendant has not only slacked off and read Sherlock Holmes stories in the middle of a trial, but also edits his own posts without marking what has been edited! Who knows what mischief could be behind that metaphorical wall?"
"My client was merely making sure the witness was who they claimed to be. Reading material related to an individual's dossier is encouraged, not illegal. As for the edit, minor edits such as correcting spelling are allowed to be performed unannounced. Does the prosecution have any evidence of the edit not being an example of this?"
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Exhibit D (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7288041#msg7288041)(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Finally, the defendant has tried to apply real-world law to a courtroom where film characters are tried for violating the laws of physics. Another instance of his dreaded editing can also be observed here."
"Your exhibit does not show my client attempting to apply the law, only him acknowledging its existence in the real world."
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"As for the other defendant, BadLemonsXI, the charges are much more clear-cut."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
Exhibit D (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7057073#msg7057073)
"The defendant is believed to possess an unlawful space fleet and waging unlawful multiversal warfare. They will therefore be tried for this charge under the Generic Conventions."
"The Generic Conventions do not forbid the use of genetically modified insects, or 'space fleas' as they're sometimes called, in war. No part of the exhibit implies a multiversal presence, as 'worlds' simply means 'planets'."
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Exhibit E (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg7057030#msg7057030)(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"The defendant is also seen to be capable of popping up wherever they wish in the courthouse. This is clear evidence that they possess some unlawful power over the court."
"Considering my client is a judge of this Court, it should come as no surprise that he is in possession of a key to the front door. Hiding under the benches is a trivial matter. Who is to say he didn't wait for hours in there, waiting for the perfect moment to stand up?"
Exhibit F (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.msg6798715#msg6798715)
"Finally, the defendant can be seen to dislike the creation of order in a court of law. This is despite his status as a judge! The implications of this are numerous."
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Free speech."
"In conclusion, the prosecution feels that there is more than adequate suspicion that the defendants have engaged in unlawful practices here. The prosecution seeks to expose this and amend the Constitution of the Thread in order to more properly represent the interests of the Court and the People."
"Should the prosecution win in this case, the prosecution requests a sanctioned edit of the Original Post, so that the Constitution of the Thread may be amended such that the ridiculous shenanigans that have taken place in this court for far too long may come to an end. Subsequently, the court will be for the explicit purpose of litigation between forum members in the 'r/KarmaCourt' model, but while maintaining our own personal flair and the extensive use of image editing."
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Matters such as that should be handled outside the Court." ((i.e. out of character))
"Does the defense find endlessblaze to be an acceptable judge?"(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Yes."
"he deserves this."(http://i.imgur.com/GJGWHQK.gif)
"No, I don't."
https://www.federalrulesofcriminalprocedure.org(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Ah, you're American? Sorry, we follow Japanifornian law around here."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 08, 2016, 10:47:24 am
Ahem.
Additionally, nowhere in the laws regarding this court is any proclamation regarding editing, and even were such to be promulgated immediately, ex post facto laws are impermissible."
"The Defense shall now read the Rules of the Court into the record."
Rules of the Court
1. All lawsuits filed must be lighthearted or in jest. If you have a serious issue with another poster, bring it up with Toady, not a forum game. Semi-serious debates, such as the debate over Pathos's omnipresence in Turnabout Pathos, are allowed, but make sure that you're not offending anybody.
2. If you would like to initiate a lawsuit or file charges, bring it up with me. If you would like assistance prosecuting or defending your case, feel free to ask for an attorney.
3. Colored text and talk sprites are expected and encouraged but not mandatory. Your avatar is assumed to be your representation in the court unless otherwise notified and will be used in official court imagesTM unless an alternative representation is requested.
4. Not a rule, per se, but a reminder: civil cases are suing people over perceived wrongs and generally end in a rewarding of money or court orders. Criminal cases are ones about crime and generally end in punishment if a guilty verdict is found. You can sue people over criminal charges as damages, but the criminal case comes first.
5. Avoid derailing too far. It's alright if you diverge from the courtroom shenanigans for a short while, but avoid pestering the court with unrelated material for extended periods of time.
6. Depending on the circumstances, the trial may be based on actual logic, insane troll logic, or various courtroom antics. Don't be surprised if you are claimed innocent based on the fact that aliens don't wear hats.
7. Defendants may defend themselves or ask a bystander for help as an attorney. Plaintiffs and prospective prosecutors may prosecute for themselves or request a court official's help.
8. Cross-examination rules: Either side may call a witness. Prosecution gets first pick on eyewitnesses. The attorney calling the witness is assumed to have prepared the witness for the trial and may give the witness dialogue and testimony as they see fit. The other side may ask questions and present evidence to the witnesses. Your primary goal during the cross-examination is to expose a lie or falsehood in the witness's testimony, either to discredit their testimony or elucidate the truth. Remember: if you call the witness, you can provide the testimony, but the further the testimony is from the truth, the more easily the lie can be exposed. Calling witnesses who give only inconsequential testimony or repeatedly tell obvious falsehoods will earn you a penalty.
9. By playing this game, you hereby pledge your soul to be used freely by Tawarochir.[/center]Spoiler: Disclaimer (click to show/hide)
"...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! There is invisible text in this document!"
"9. By playing this game, you hereby pledge your soul to be used freely by Tawarochir."
"I do believe we have the makings of a civil suit over the unenforceability of a portion of these rules... That is not what I intended to agree to!"
Post by: Tawa on December 08, 2016, 04:59:43 pm
"The footnote was used correctly on its first use in the exhibit. However, for the rest: [dubious] cannot, in fact, be used along with [citation needed], as it is only to be used on sourced claims. [citation needed] supersedes it in the format, leaving it invisible on any properly coded medium."(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"It would appear this Court isn't properly coded."
"Using it incorrectly is even more illegal!"
"That is entrapment. In the GM's absence, suing any entity is impossible. My client can't be held responsible for failing to perform the impossible."(http://i.imgur.com/wq2Vjv6.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/qzL32eR.gif)
"The defence concedes that currently, trials cannot be held without the GM's presence."
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"However, he could have made a motion to try the GM upon his return!"
"My client was merely making sure the witness was who they claimed to be. Reading material related to an individual's dossier is encouraged, not illegal. As for the edit, minor edits such as correcting spelling are allowed to be performed unannounced. Does the prosecution have any evidence of the edit not being an example of this?"(http://i.imgur.com/DOF8GIt.gif)
"...You may strike Exhibit C from the record."
"Your exhibit does not show my client attempting to apply the law, only him acknowledging its existence in the real world."(http://i.imgur.com/qzL32eR.gif)
"Very well, the defendant is not trying to apply a law. But he is pointing out that real-world law does not contain such a rule, which is irrelevant to the rules of this court."
"The Generic Conventions do not forbid the use of genetically modified insects, or 'space fleas' as they're sometimes called, in war. No part of the exhibit implies a multiversal presence, as 'worlds' simply means 'planets'."(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"Considering my client is a judge of this Court, it should come as no surprise that he is in possession of a key to the front door. Hiding under the benches is a trivial matter. Who is to say he didn't wait for hours in there, waiting for the perfect moment to stand up?"
"Free speech."
"Admittedly, these exhibits are mostly cause for suspicion, rather than any concrete proof. Ergo, the prosecution motions to call the defendant as a witness, in order to prove or disprove their motives and intents with these statements."
"Matters such as that should be handled outside the Court." ((i.e. out of character))(http://i.imgur.com/4fFmUlR.gif)
"The prosecution admits this. As such, the prosecution motions for a change of plans: the prosecution suggests reforming the Original Post into a comprehensive law code, then trying the defendants. As it stands, the Original Post is a haphazard mess."
"No, I don't."(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"Of course you do! You are a brilliant debater. It is an honor to face you in court."
"...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! There is invisible text in this document!"(http://i.imgur.com/Q6pZMVK.gif)
"9. By playing this game, you hereby pledge your soul to be used freely by Tawarochir."
"I do believe we have the makings of a civil suit over the unenforceability of a portion of these rules... That is not what I intended to agree to!"
"What in blazes?!"
(http://i.imgur.com/jJhtwll.gif)
"...The prosecution believes that this law was an attempt to sell the defendant's soul (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=154074.msg6735285#msg6735285) in a forum game."
(http://i.imgur.com/ekxjEnF.gif)
"That incident from 10 months ago has come back to haunt us... the VN-12 Incident!"
Spoiler: 「 VN-12: Shadow Over the Academy 」 (click to show/hide)
"This incident was crucial in the corruption of the court! Shortly afterward, the case against Pumaman occurred, and with it, the true Dark Age of the Thread was ushered in."
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 09, 2016, 03:38:40 am
"Using it incorrectly is even more illegal!"(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Ah, but my client only used it once, correctly! The other times, my client didn't use it, as it was superseded by [citation needed]."
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"The defence concedes that currently, trials cannot be held without the GM's presence."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"However, he could have made a motion to try the GM upon his return!"
"I still believe this to be entrapment. Exactly fifty-six minutes and twenty seconds passed between Mr. Gwolfski's suggestion to sue the GM. This being less than an hour, raises a suspicion:"
(http://i.imgur.com/JlXn8WC.gif)
"Did Mr. Gwolfski purposefully suggest suing the GM to take advantage of my client's agitated state and cause him to commit a crime?"
(http://i.imgur.com/GJGWHQK.gif)
"Also, you are the prosecution, not the defence."
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"...You may strike Exhibit C from the record."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Speaking of which, where is the court record for this case?"
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"Very well, the defendant is not trying to apply a law. But he is pointing out that real-world law does not contain such a rule, which is irrelevant to the rules of this court."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"You said it: irrelevant. No crime was committed."
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"Admittedly, these exhibits are mostly cause for suspicion, rather than any concrete proof."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"But didn't you say...?"
Spoiler: Flashback! (click to show/hide)
"You seem to have contradicted yourself."
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"Ergo, the prosecution motions to call the defendant as a witness, in order to prove or disprove their motives and intents with these statements."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Very well. Mr. Lemons, if you would...?"
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"The prosecution admits this. As such, the prosecution motions for a change of plans: the prosecution suggests reforming the Original Post into a comprehensive law code, then trying the defendants. As it stands, the Original Post is a haphazard mess."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"I see no reason not to do that as soon as possible."
(http://i.imgur.com/Ae79NFr.gif)"9. By playing this game, you hereby pledge your soul to be used freely by Tawarochir.""What in blazes?!"
"Wait, what!?"
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Oh well, I never had a soul to begin with, so no skin off my back. Ah, the life of an inanimate object."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 09, 2016, 05:41:34 am
Post by: endlessblaze on December 09, 2016, 03:39:07 pm
-sits back, observeing the trial.-
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 09, 2016, 06:41:01 pm
"Admittedly, these exhibits are mostly cause for suspicion, rather than any concrete proof. Ergo, the prosecution motions to call the defendant as a witness, in order to prove or disprove their motives and intents with these statements."(http://i.imgur.com/wq2Vjv6.gif)
"Mere suspicion is not grounds for a trial! There must be actual evidence! If the prosecution cannot produce such, I move for summary dismissal of all charges!"
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 10, 2016, 02:40:39 am
"Mere suspicion is not grounds for a trial! There must be actual evidence!(http://i.imgur.com/GJGWHQK.gif)
"Japanifornia. Just go with it."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 10, 2016, 05:35:40 am
(http://imgur.com/3EaVUSV.gif)
"Sure I'll go to the stand. . "
"Like fuck you will."
"What the fuck happened?"
"I didn't do anything and you know it."
(http://imgur.com/dwiSUug.gif)
"I'll take over from here."
"Sure I'll go to the stand. . "
"Like fuck you will."
"What the fuck happened?"
"I didn't do anything and you know it."
(http://imgur.com/dwiSUug.gif)
"I'll take over from here."
Post by: Gwolfski on December 10, 2016, 06:39:24 am
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 10, 2016, 11:29:11 am
"I'll take over from here."(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Go ahead. You probably know better what's actually going on with the lemon gummint...wait a minute."
(http://i.imgur.com/dIsa52U.gif)
"Doesn't Mr. Lemons have diplomatic immunity?"
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 10, 2016, 12:07:13 pm
"I don't think Japanifornian law says you can try someone without any evidence at all, and the prosecution has admitted they have none!""Mere suspicion is not grounds for a trial! There must be actual evidence!(http://i.imgur.com/GJGWHQK.gif)
"Japanifornia. Just go with it."
Post by: Tawa on December 10, 2016, 12:53:01 pm
"Before these charges are addressed, the prosecution has finished drafting up the New Constitution of the Court. If the court would please read it, and if five members could vote 'yea' or 'nay' on the new Constitution, we may get on with the trial in its proper format."
Spoiler: Draft: The New Constitution (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/DOF8GIt.gif)"I don't think Japanifornian law says you can try someone without any evidence at all, and the prosecution has admitted they have none!""Mere suspicion is not grounds for a trial! There must be actual evidence!(http://i.imgur.com/GJGWHQK.gif)
"Japanifornia. Just go with it."
"One of my coworkers once prosecuted a blind child on suspicion of shooting a tall, muscular police agent three times with a .45-calibre revolver, and another prosecuted a woman on the evidence that her boyfriend, after breaking his neck, wrote her name in the sand. I think that admissions from the defendant such as I have cited constitute 'probable cause'."
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 10, 2016, 12:55:49 pm
Additionally, evidence that a prosecution was attempted does not mean it satisfies requirements for probable cause.
Nor do we know the facts of those cases."
"Additionally, as regards the new rules, I vote nay. I much prefer the fictitious proceedings."
Post by: IcyTea31 on December 11, 2016, 02:09:33 am
"I vote yea. Mr. Fish, the new rules do not preclude fictional lawsuits. If you look at Article 3, you'll notice that they may be based on something that Actually Happened, not that they must."
Post by: Gwolfski on December 11, 2016, 06:31:16 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 11, 2016, 08:09:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/iGH2NFn.gif)
"Go ahead. You probably know better what's actually going on with the lemon gummint...wait a minute."
(http://imgur.com/dwiSUug.gif)
"Sorry I meant taking over from Cólera with the questions and stuff. You'll still be defending us."
((Also I vote yea Just if these is being pasted over the rules of the court on the OP you might want to add 6 and 8 cus there not there and maybe add a thingy saying what a Prosecutor, Defense Attorney, Plaintiffs and all that stuff are for new people and stuff idk.))
"Sorry I meant taking over from Cólera with the questions and stuff. You'll still be defending us."
((Also I vote yea Just if these is being pasted over the rules of the court on the OP you might want to add 6 and 8 cus there not there and maybe add a thingy saying what a Prosecutor, Defense Attorney, Plaintiffs and all that stuff are for new people and stuff idk.))
Post by: endlessblaze on December 11, 2016, 09:21:53 pm
"Ahhhh aridos, hello."
"Also I would vote yay but I have one issue with this new constitution. Will simi-serious trials be alowed?"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 11, 2016, 09:32:30 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 11, 2016, 11:26:26 pm
"Ahhhh aridos, hello."((Wasn't it Amoríos))
Post by: endlessblaze on December 12, 2016, 10:20:57 am
Post by: BadLemonsXI on December 13, 2016, 09:40:47 am
(http://imgur.com/dwiSUug.gif)
"Hello. Good to see too. you Mr.Blaze."
"So I need to answer some questions?"
"Hello. Good to see too. you Mr.Blaze."
"So I need to answer some questions?"
((Want me to make up something to be used against me tawa. Also remember people this is a game if your being calling out for something something just go with it :P))
Edit: ((Oi Tawa whenn did you change your name >_> sneaky sneaky you
BadLemons totally didn't only just realize because they only ever read the first part of his name >_>))
Post by: Tawa on December 14, 2016, 05:53:08 pm
"To Mr. Blaze: Yes, I believe that the proposed Document contains sufficient provisions for semi-serious cases."
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"To Mr. The Great: I agree with the principle, but I am unsure regarding the methods. How do you propose these additional courtrooms are opened and overseen?"
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 14, 2016, 08:52:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/oT5zsKg.gif)
"To Mr. The Great: I agree with the principle, but I am unsure regarding the methods. How do you propose these additional courtrooms are opened and overseen?"[/color]
(http://i.imgur.com/vrV7wU1.gif)
"It could be made that ordained Judges may be allowed to create their own courtroom threads. Add in the existence of a list of pending cases and a way Judges may be officially ordained, and things should be fairly well set. The method they could be ordained is though a system similar to what the Karma court you have referenced utilizes, though based around the Bay 12 forum guidelines and this thread's constitution. Just a thought."
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 12, 2017, 10:13:33 am
(http://imgur.com/dwiSUug.gif)
"Hmm Maybe we should leg it while everyone seems to be staring at the stars."
The lemons make a move to exit the room.
"Hmm Maybe we should leg it while everyone seems to be staring at the stars."
The lemons make a move to exit the room.
Post by: Gwolfski on January 12, 2017, 11:28:03 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 12, 2017, 11:29:15 am
Post by: Adragis on January 18, 2017, 07:47:03 am
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 18, 2017, 01:08:06 pm
Merry Christmas![SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on January 18, 2017, 01:14:42 pm
Post by: BadLemonsXI on January 27, 2017, 04:27:47 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhjk5x54bsE
Post by: Asin on May 19, 2017, 03:22:00 pm
Post by: Tawa on May 19, 2017, 03:25:34 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on May 19, 2017, 03:33:29 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on May 19, 2017, 11:13:44 pm
Heh. I must admit I forgot this was even a thing, I was surprised to see it still posted in.Seconding this.
Post by: Gwolfski on May 20, 2017, 04:55:43 am
Post by: flabort on May 20, 2017, 06:03:56 am
Post by: Gwolfski on May 20, 2017, 06:39:33 am
Ok.
Post by: TD1 on August 05, 2017, 10:30:32 pm
Post by: Person on August 06, 2017, 01:33:30 am
Post by: Tawa on August 06, 2017, 01:12:50 pm
Nope. Post once in a thread, and not all the whores in hell will unsubscribe you.You monster.
I liked this but was very surprised to see it back in my unread posts. I'd honestly recommend a new thread and a clean slate if it does get revived. Probably best to just lock for now Tawa.I like that idea. I'm still a fan of the concept of the thread, but I feel like there's way too much baggage--a meta courtroom where people file cases over mock perceived wrongs is fun, but there's too much weird crossover stuff in the older pages (and there's probably a considerable amount of backlog, as well.)
I think I'll lock this for now and start up a new thread when I have a moment.