Post by: TCM on January 30, 2012, 09:38:12 pm
The Pony-citizens of Equestria were living in a glorious era under Goddess Princess Celestia. Cultures were brought together, plagues and monsters were vanquished, and farming met industrialization with harmony. All was well...
Until, something happened to the Princess. Whatever was the cause; whether a curse took hold of her mind, or a latent illness took effect, the Princess turned from a Benevolent Ruler to a Fascist Despot. Genocide, slavery, racism, famine and despair swept over the land, turning the skies from blue to gray and the grass turning blood red.
That is where you come in. You can fight Princess Celestia as a former Pony-subject, a human, or another form of being willing to take up arms. Will it be a hopeless bloodbath or a revolution? The fate is in you and your comrades hands. Good luck.
(Now has a TV Tropes Page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia)
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NEW: Due to this post reaching the max character limit, all new character sheets must now be posted in the O.O.C. Thread. Additional playable classes can be found there as well.
To go to that thread, click here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118156.0)
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Player-list:
1. Spinal_Taper (Black Pastmancer)
2. GraveHaunter92 (Orange Applejack)
3. SealyStar (Navy Al Capone)
4. mcclay (Black Twilight Sparkle)
5. Biscuitlord (Red Big Macintosh)
6. Harry Baldman (Red Dagoth Ur)
7. Xantalos (Maroon Swedish Chef)
8. ansontan2000 (Blue Simo Hayha)
9. Geen (Pink Gary Oak)
10. Tiruin (Skyblue Altria Pendragon)
Waitlist:
1. TsukikoNeri (Angela Victoire Blendin)
2. Naoki Kurogra (Spike the Drake)
3. NobodyPro (Grey Slenderman)
4. scapheap (Purple Alex Mercer)
5. PowderMiner (White Simo Hayha)
6. Greenstarfanatic (Gold Magicka Guy)
7. Flintus10 (Green Deadpool)
8. Fr0stByt3 (Navy Sub-Zero)
9. Passenger (Maroon Soldier)
10. Doomblade187 (Navy Simo Hayha)
Deathlist:
1. Blue Scout (Sinpwn) - Stabbed and then sliced in half by a Knight.
2. Red Theodore Roosevelt (PowderMiner) - Got hit by a Rasputin-esque barrage of bullets, slices, stabs and other various wounds. Finally finished off when a Mac-10 armed Gunner shot him in the chest four times.
3. Yellow Altair/Ezio (Grimmjow6th) - Was disconnected by Desmond Miles.
4. Gordon Freeman (Tersr) - Shot straight through the heart by an alien death ray.
5. The Entire Goddamn Party (Everyone) - TPK'd by The Sun Goddess.
6. RZA & Lawrence Taylor (Flintus10 & Baradine) - Victims of a Thermonuclear Muffin Explosion.
7. Wurmple (zomara0292) - Tackled the interior of a detonating atomic bomb, in order to veer it off course and save his master.
8. Red Theodore Roosevelt (Again) (PowderMiner) - Shot and decapitated by a yoga instructor.
9. Sun Tzu - Forced by Caellath to listen to One Direction on repeat.
10. Twilight Sparkle - (mcclay) Was in a coma, and accidentally teleported herself back to the Lunar Base, where she promptly collapsed of exhaustion.
11. Delta - (sinpwn) Sean Mirrsan threw a knife through his helmet visor, and hit him in the head, killing him instantly.
12. Deoxys - (RTD) King Arthur tried to heal Deoxys by throwing Excalibur at it. Didn't turn out well.
13. Fluttershy - (Biscuitlord)
14. King Arthur - (Tiruin) Shot through the back by William Shakespeare.
15. Pinkie Pie - (Geen) Stabbed by both of William Shakespeare's Rapiers. And then she melted.
16. Sherlock Holmes - (Xantalos) Skull bashed in from the Spiked Mace of a Man-at-Arms.
17. The Boss - (ansontan2000) Knocked unconscious by an arrow to the head. Woke up, and soon was hit again by an arrow to the chest.
18. Jackie Estacado - (Zako) Shot by several arrows. A final one pierced his neck, defeating both himself and the Darkness within him.
19. Theodore Roosevelt (Yep.) - (PowderMiner) Realized no one wanted to fight for America anymore. This was so depressing he shot himself in the head.
20. Cyan Garamonde - (Johutotar) Was bleeding out from multiple bullet wounds. Decided to go out like a true Samurai and committed Hari-Kiri.
21. Merasmus - (Greenstarfanatic) Shot repeatedly and tried to hide by becoming a barrel. He was not well hidden and shot fatally.
22. Gordon Freeman 2.0 - (Tersr) Wounded and tries healing via his console. Accidentally caused his suit to explode instead.
23. Delta - (BlasterKyubey210) Hit by a perfect crossbow bolt which destroyed his heart and spine simultaneously, as well as sending him plunging into the ocean.
24. Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle - (Flintus10) Shot many times and then ceremoniously fell into the sea.
25. Simon - (Samari45) Enraged Jesse James by killing his entire posse, and his brother. Jesse then shot Simon in the head, which also destroyed Gurren Lagann.
26. Roland Deschain - (Doomblade187) Got into a High Noon Duel with Jesse James. He was fatally wounded, but managed to finish off Jesse with a last shot, then they both died.
Post by: mcclay on January 30, 2012, 09:44:54 pm
black since it is the only color I can post in.
Post by: Powder Miner on January 30, 2012, 09:47:31 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on January 30, 2012, 10:12:22 pm
Post by: freeformschooler on January 30, 2012, 10:16:15 pm
Post by: Tersr on January 30, 2012, 10:48:41 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on January 30, 2012, 11:41:50 pm
In as RZA, cause Wu Tang clan ain't nuttin' to fuck with.
Post by: Flying Dice on January 31, 2012, 12:36:38 am
Post by: lawastooshort on January 31, 2012, 03:58:20 am
Amazing, TCM.
I agree. Excellent work.
Edit: Forgot to request waitlisting please.
Post by: Grimmjow6th on January 31, 2012, 03:05:21 pm
Post by: TCM on January 31, 2012, 07:23:12 pm
1. mcclay (Black Twilight Sparkle)
2. Powder Miner (Red Theodore Roosevelt)
3. Sinpwn (Blue Scout)
4. Tersr (Orange Gordon Freeman)
5. Flintuns10 (Green RZA)
6. Flying Dice (Blue Rainbow Dash)
Waitlist:
1. Grimmjow6th (Yellow Altair)
First turn coming soon!
Post by: mcclay on January 31, 2012, 08:54:01 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on January 31, 2012, 09:42:21 pm
It's going to be interesting trying to stay IC for Rainbow Dash while also trying to avoid doing suicidally reckless stuff every other turn...
Post by: mcclay on January 31, 2012, 09:50:57 pm
Post by: TCM on February 01, 2012, 07:59:29 pm
Hey, GM! Have you ever read the fan fic Fallout: Equestria?
No I haven't, but I have heard of it.
Post by: mcclay on February 01, 2012, 08:28:31 pm
Post by: TCM on February 01, 2012, 09:51:04 pm
Post by: MrBrown on February 02, 2012, 12:47:30 pm
Post by: TCM on February 02, 2012, 06:05:23 pm
Ponyville is a warzone. The streets littered with bodies, the grass stained red, the sky illuminated by flashes of artillery. The Revolutionary Pony Front (R.P.F.) trades their fire with the Princess Celestia Loyalists (P.C.L.) While all this occurs, a unicorn, pegasus, president, scout, rapper and scientist all walk into a throne room....
As our warriors stride into the throne room, they look above a the floors to find their target sitting on her throne:
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111025143135/mlp/images/e/ef/Princess_Celestia_Disappointed_S2E3.png)
"This is the force of the enemy? Two former students and some roughnecks? I shall see that this ends shortly."
When she finishes her statement, Four Royal Guards appear!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110507025213/mlp/images/e/e1/Guard_attack.png)
It's time to take action!
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 02, 2012, 06:41:35 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 02, 2012, 06:54:09 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 02, 2012, 06:57:59 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 02, 2012, 08:28:08 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 02, 2012, 08:35:45 pm
"You whore, this is for all the shit you put me through before I came here!"
summon a rock above the gaurds heads and drop it, make sure it's a big rock.
Post by: Flying Dice on February 02, 2012, 10:00:13 pm
Post by: NobodyPro on February 03, 2012, 03:58:40 am
Post by: TCM on February 03, 2012, 06:33:39 pm
Teddy Roosevelt fires a shot at Princess Celestia! (4) His bullet flies through the air, but the Princess sets a defensive magical barrier in front of herself! (5) The bullet is stopped straight in its path.
Gordon Freeman back-peddles while firing at the royal guards! (5 vs. 3) He hits Royal Guard #2 in the chest, penetrating his armor and lodging the bullet inside of him!
RZA launches at Royal Guard #1 and attacks him with Wu-Tang! (1 vs. 4) However, RZA miscalculates his aim with a high kick, and ends up falling over and exposing himself! (2 vs. 2) The Royal Guard stomps his hoof at him, but RZA rolls out of the way!
Scout runs past the guards, and doubles jumps giving him a shot at Royal Guard #4! (4 vs. 2) Two of the blasts hit, one hitting the guard's right wing and another hitting his right rear leg, causing him to go crashing down!
Twilight Sparkle conjures up a big rock! (5 vs. 6) She summons a huge rock above the guards, but they use Royaly-trained flight skills to to fly away from it! It smashes onto the floor, and now there is a huge rock in the room!
Rainbow Dash zooms through the guards! (6 vs. 1) She barrels right past them into Princess Celestia! (3) Rainbow Dash slams into Princess Celestia, causing the Princess to fall over, and R.D. slams into a wall!
Royal Guard #1 attacks RZA! (3 vs. 4) The Rapper blocks the attack and counters! (6 vs. 3) He launches a windmill punch and hits the guard in the face, breaking his jaw!
Royal Guard #2 falls to the ground and coughs up some blood!
Royal Guard #3 flies at the Scout! (1 vs. 6) The Scout sees this attack coming, and as the guard flies close, Scout smashes the Scatter gun on his head, knocking him out!
Royal Guard #4 cries out in pain.
Princess Celestia grasps at the bruise on her face Rainbow Dash made!
Princess Celestia
Health: Face Bruise
Mood: Pissed
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 03, 2012, 06:41:13 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 03, 2012, 06:56:27 pm
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Fly circles around Princess Celestia at high speed in an attempt to form a tornado.
Post by: mcclay on February 03, 2012, 08:16:37 pm
action> TS summons up all the shrapnel mde from the rock and shoots it at all enmies.
Post by: Tersr on February 03, 2012, 08:55:57 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 03, 2012, 10:58:52 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 04, 2012, 02:02:20 am
Post by: TCM on February 04, 2012, 11:11:10 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 05, 2012, 12:42:59 pm
Post by: TCM on February 05, 2012, 12:54:05 pm
Rainbow Dash flies around the Princess Trying to create a vortex! (6 vs. 6) She goes at incredible speeds, building up a huge twister! However, the Princess blasts a wave of energy at her, causing the Pegasus to tumble to the floor!
Twilight Sparkle focuses all her energy into turning the Rock into a grenade! (1) It turns into cheese. Huh.
Gordon Freeman fires his crossbow at Guard #1. (5 vs. 2) The bolt hits the guard in the side of his body, dealing major damage!
Scout strafes the Princess while firing at her with his pistol. (1 vs. 6) The Princess uses physic magic to grab the Scout. This is what happens to those who irritate me. She then snaps both of his legs before slamming him onto the ground.
RZA continues his Kung-Fu assault! (2 vs. 3) The guard manages to step around his attacks, (1 vs. 6) but his broken jaw combined with the arrow in his side sends waves of pain through his body and he collapses.
Guard #1 writhes in pain.
Guard #2 holds through his pain and flies at R.D. (4 vs. 3) He tackles her!
Guard #3 lies unconscious.
Guard #4 slowly trots towards Celestia.
Princess Celestia turns toward Teddy. "You also irritate me." She shoots a beam of magic at him. (1 vs. 2) Teddy narrowly avoids the beam, it sears the hairs on his neck a bit as it passes and hits the wall.
Princess Celestia
Health: Bruise and a Flesh Wound
Mood: Irritated
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Post by: mcclay on February 05, 2012, 12:57:43 pm
>summon ameteor to crash down on the Princess.
Post by: Flying Dice on February 05, 2012, 01:00:11 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 05, 2012, 01:29:28 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 05, 2012, 01:53:37 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 05, 2012, 02:17:45 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 05, 2012, 08:14:14 pm
Post by: TCM on February 06, 2012, 07:28:11 pm
Rainbow Dash bucks guard #2 (2 vs. 3) but misses! (5 vs. 6) The guard bucks her back, but R.D. pulls off a graceful backflip!
Teddy Roosevelt shoots Princess Celestia more! (3 vs. 1) He lands another hit on the Princess's body!
Gordon Freeman tosses a grenade at the unconscious guard! (2 vs. 1-1) It explodes, and the guard dies of shrapnel! He runs to the injured Scout, if only he can figure out a way to heal his comrade...
Scout yells for help as he fires his clip at Guard #4. (5 vs. 1) He gets two headshots and the guard goes down!
RZA curbstomps Guard #1, (4 vs. 6) but the Guard wakes up to his senses and rolls out of the way, (4 vs. 3) and sweeps RZA's legs out from under him!
Guard #2 attacks Rainbow Dash! (3 vs. 4) The Pegasus rolls away from a hoof-strike and counters, (2 vs. 3) only to be blocked!
" You all shall perish for treason!" Princess Celestia launches four arrow-headed shaped shots of magic at the group!
Twilight Sparkle (4 vs. 1) gets hit in the chest, and the arrow cuts deep in her, causing her to bleed!
Teddy Roosevelt (5 vs. 5) doesn't dodge, and resorts to blocking the attack with his rifle! He is not hit, but the attack slashes his rifle in half!
Gordon Freeman (6 vs. 4) gets hit in the right arm, the arrows slashing open his forearm!
RZA's (5 vs. 2) left hand is chopped off by the attack!
Princess Celestia
Mood: Angry
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised
Princess Celestia
Health: Bruise and a Flesh Wound
Mood: Irritated
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Post by: mcclay on February 06, 2012, 07:40:52 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 06, 2012, 07:56:58 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 06, 2012, 08:30:03 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 06, 2012, 09:20:16 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 06, 2012, 09:39:18 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 06, 2012, 10:25:56 pm
Post by: TCM on February 09, 2012, 08:58:36 pm
Scout does a handstand and attempts to double jump to the nearest exit! (-1 due to difficulty, 3-1) He falls over.
Teddy Roosevelt equips his pistol and fires at the despot! (1 vs. 6) Princess Celestia magically posses Teddy's ammunition and it explodes in his gun, knocking him down, and lighting him on fire!
RZA calls up the Wu-Tang Clan! (( GM Note: RZA can only summon 1 member at a time, and each time he does it has a 2 turn cooldown.)) He calls forward Inspectah Deck!
Rainbow Dash uses a stormcloud to shoot lighting at the Princess and Guard 2! (3 vs. 5) The lightning goes erratic, and becomes a Hazard!
Gordon Freeman shoots a rocket at the Princess! (1 vs. 4) The RPG is jammed! And he can not find healing, he will have to use the abilities his crew and him have on themselves.
Guard #2 stands up.
Princess Celestia casts healing on her Guard! (4) His chest wound dissipates!
Inspectah Deck attacks Guard 2! (1 vs. 5) He goes for a quick combo, but the guard tackles him and throws him off balance! (+1 due to tackle advantage, 6 vs. 5) The Guard bucks Inspectah Deck in the stomach and sends him crashing down the stairs!
Princess Celestia
Mood: Worried
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 09, 2012, 09:00:53 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 09, 2012, 09:28:59 pm
More magical bastly fire!
Post by: Flying Dice on February 09, 2012, 09:52:46 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 09, 2012, 10:03:36 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 09, 2012, 10:15:17 pm
Post by: TCM on February 10, 2012, 05:57:19 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 12, 2012, 02:23:59 pm
Post by: TCM on February 12, 2012, 05:04:45 pm
((It's been nearly five days. Maybe PM him and wait until the evening of the 13th, then sub someone in if he doesn't post by then?))
((Alright, good suggestion.))
Post by: Flintus10 on February 12, 2012, 05:55:17 pm
Combine with Inspectah Deck to defeat that pain in the ass guard once and for all
Post by: Geen on February 12, 2012, 08:03:29 pm
Waitlist me. And start killing these fools so I can have some awesomesauce. As pink Pinkie pie
Post by: Baradine on February 13, 2012, 12:54:22 am
Post by: TCM on February 13, 2012, 06:15:17 pm
Twilight Sparkles fires a fireball at the Princess! (4 vs. 6) She blasts a big ball of fire, but the Princess deflects the attack with a magical shield!
Rainbow Dash charges the Princess! (4 vs. 3) The pegasus flies at the queen, and skims her body!
Scout braces himself to stand up, (6) And manages to do perfectly, making a full recovery! (5 vs. 5) He unloads a full clip at the Princess, but her psychic power stops the bullets in their tracks!
Gordon Freeman goes to pick up Scout, but sees the kid has made a full recovery. The doctor shoots at the despot, (4 vs. 3) and embeds a shot in her hoof!
RZA, despite missing a hand, teams up with his comrade Inspectah Deck to go Wu-Tang on the guard!
(4+1 vs. 5) Inspectah Deck lunges at the guard with a punch, and the guard dodges, but RZA kicks his head in from the side, slamming him to the ground!
The guard attempts to stand up after the assault, (6) and he does so, becoming enraged!
Princess Celestia recoils at the damage done to her so far. Lifting a hoof, she physically attacks Rainbow Dash, (1 vs. 4) but the magnum bullet in her hoof makes her flinch in pain!
Princess Celestia
Mood: Startin' To Feel It
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn, Pain
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Post by: Sinpwn on February 13, 2012, 06:25:33 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 13, 2012, 07:06:25 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 13, 2012, 07:29:22 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 13, 2012, 08:47:15 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 13, 2012, 09:26:04 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 13, 2012, 10:55:06 pm
Post by: TCM on February 15, 2012, 06:19:30 pm
Teddy ON FIRE!!! Roosevelt charges the dictator. (1 vs.1) He trips again. He can feel the fire starting to melt him....
Gordon Freeman shoots Princess Celestia with his SMG! (4 vs. 4) He fires several bursts, but she has magic shields that block them.
RZA and Inspectah Deck kick the Guard Pony to make sure he is down for good.
Rainbow Dash pulls out a storm cloud and bucks lightening at the Princess, (5 vs. 3) Zapping her in the face!
Twilight Sparkle (6) Heals Gordon Freeman, and feels more healthy and energized than ever before!
(+1 for Gordon Freeman next turn.) She fires a blast at the Princess, (6 vs. 3) and hits her with a blast of magic directly in her chest!
Princess Celestia recoils after being hit. "YOU INSUBORDINATE FOOLS WILL BE DONE WITH!" She shoots a Blizzard spell at the heroes!
(5) The blizzard hits Twilight Sparkle, slashing into her with bitter cold and immobilizing her! (-2 to rolls next turn unless healed.)
(5) The blizzard hits the Scout, the cold tearing through him ripping open his torso!
(4) The blizzard knocks RZA off her stormcloud and gives her many cuts!
Princess Celestia
Mood: Furious
Health: Shot Wounds, Bruised, Magic Blast Burn, Thrashed
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 15, 2012, 07:08:20 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 15, 2012, 07:22:58 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 15, 2012, 07:36:09 pm
(4) The blizzard knocks RZA off her stormcloud and gives her many cuts!
((I assume this meant me.))
Rainbow Dash winces, then takes to the air again, performing a low-grade Rainnuke on the Princess.
Post by: Flintus10 on February 15, 2012, 07:39:53 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 15, 2012, 10:12:32 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 15, 2012, 10:54:28 pm
Post by: TCM on February 16, 2012, 06:12:17 pm
Scout holds his intestines in while shooting at the Princess, (5 vs. 5) and he misses every shot!
Rainbow Dash performs a Rainuke on the Princess! (4 vs. 2) She smashes into the Princess, and the Princess topples over!
RZA and Inspectah Deck do a double-team attack on the Princess! (4 vs. 3) They preform numerous quick jabs and kicks on her!
Twilight Sparkle (2) heals herself...and nothing happens. (3 vs. 5) She launches an attack at the Princess, (6 vs. 1) but the Princess counters by sending it back with tenfold force! The attack slices all of Twilight Sparkles legs off!
Gordon Freeman shoots his pulse rifle at the Princess (2 vs. 2) but misses!
Princess Celestia inspects the situation around her. She raises her hoof, (3 vs. 5) and attempts to attack the flaming Teddy Roosevelt, (5 vs. 1) but he sidesteps and stabs her directly in the neck, and then bashes her brains in with a punch! She falls to the floor, unmoving.....
"YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ALL? THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!"
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26300000/Trolololo-princess-trollestia-26369306-400-400.png)
With a laugh she vanishes, leaving the room with our injured heroes, what will they do now?....
Note: Reinforcements incoming!
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 16, 2012, 06:38:15 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 16, 2012, 07:33:35 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 16, 2012, 07:46:38 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 16, 2012, 07:53:54 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 17, 2012, 01:13:28 am
Post by: mcclay on February 17, 2012, 05:55:13 pm
Post by: TCM on February 17, 2012, 06:21:44 pm
Gordon Freeman dives behind a pillar and takes up a defensive position.
RZA uses necromancy to restore his hand, (3) and restores it, although it looks pretty pale. He hi-fives Inspectah Deck.
Scout scouts. He finds a small secret armory! It contains:
1 Pistol
1 Battle Axe
1 Katana
1 Assault Rifle
1 Human Plate Armor (Raises defense at the cost of agility)
1 Pony Royal Guard Armor (Same effects)
Rainbow Dash flies around for something to bandage up Twilight Sparkle. She finds some royal tapestry that could work....
Twilight Sparkle uses magic to heal, (5) and her legs magically come back! She uses wards on the throne room, (2) but nothing happens.
Inspectah Deck uses his powers of Inspectahin'! He finds a lever behind the throne! He pulls it and the throne moves to the side, revealing a secret underground passageway!
Passageway discovered!
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Post by: Tersr on February 17, 2012, 06:33:45 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 17, 2012, 06:37:09 pm
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Post by: Sinpwn on February 17, 2012, 07:36:29 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 17, 2012, 07:44:22 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 17, 2012, 09:22:14 pm
Post by: TCM on February 18, 2012, 07:22:12 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 18, 2012, 09:37:43 pm
Post by: TCM on February 19, 2012, 12:42:41 pm
Rainbow Dash grips the Katana and heads down the stairs.
Scout grips his pistol and walks down the stairs.
RZA throws the Assault Rifle at Inspectah Deck, who grips it. The two head down the stairs.
Twilight Sparkle equips both the Armor and the Battle Axe before heading downstairs.
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Teddy Roosevelt loads his rifle.
The group travels down the hallway, illuminated by torches on each side of the wall. No signs of movement....
""GOD SAVE THE PRINCESS!"
A Band of 5 Knights charges our heroes!
(http://www.destination-munich.com/images/bavarian-knights-smaller.jpg)
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Post by: Tersr on February 19, 2012, 12:54:42 pm
Post by: empfan on February 19, 2012, 12:58:49 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 19, 2012, 01:24:21 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 19, 2012, 05:13:50 pm
Hit em while they are down chaps!
Post by: Powder Miner on February 19, 2012, 06:00:24 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 19, 2012, 06:17:32 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 20, 2012, 12:45:37 am
Post by: TCM on February 20, 2012, 10:17:22 am
Scout double jumps over the Knights while firing his Scattergun at #3 (5 vs. 1), which hits him directly in the head, killing him! Scout continues running in away.
The dead Knight drops his Axe and Shield.
Twilight Sparkle uses her magic in a wave based-assault! (2 vs. 1) It's pretty weak, and the Knight's armor manages to absorb most of the attack.
Teddy Roosevelt shoots at Knight #5, (6 vs. 3) the bullet hits the Knight and embeds itself in his sternum!
RZA gets Inspectah Deck to lay down covering fire. (2 vs. 2) Inspectah intimidates the knights, but doesn't hit any of them. RZA attacks #4, (5 vs. 3) and kicks him in the face, dislocating his jaw and bringing him to the ground!
He drops his Lance.
Rainbow Dash flies at Guard #5 and goes to slice his arm with her Katana, (2 vs. 6) she makes contact but doesn't penetrate the armor and the force causes her to become off balance and a target, (6 vs. 2) and he slams her body with his Crossbow, grounding her and breaking a few of her ribs, putting her in pain!
Knight #1 attacks Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 2) and misses a sword swing but punches the doctor in the stomach.
Knight #2 also attacks Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 6) but Gordon sidesteps his swing (1 vs. 3) and counters with his own swing which pretty much misses.
Knight #4 goes for an attack from the ground, (2 vs. 3) but misses and RZA (3 vs. 6) tries to stomp him but he rolls away.
Knight #5 coughs up some blood and looks at his shooter. He aims a bolt at Teddy Roosevelt, (1 vs. 5) and jams his Crossbow! This gives Teddy a chance to return fire, (6 vs. 3) and he shoots the Knight in the Torso again! The Knight writhes in pain on the floor, dropping his Crossbow!
Knight #5 prays, " Oh Princess, please aid us! Argh!
His prayers are answered: A Dark Mounted Knight gallops into the hall!
(http://inkwellideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/knight.png)
Dark Mounted Knight
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Health: .....
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Post by: Tersr on February 20, 2012, 10:52:28 am
Post by: Powder Miner on February 20, 2012, 11:25:49 am
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2012, 02:44:35 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 20, 2012, 04:40:50 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 20, 2012, 05:57:49 pm
Post by: fergus on February 21, 2012, 05:01:32 am
Post by: Flintus10 on February 21, 2012, 09:31:26 am
Post by: TCM on February 21, 2012, 04:10:29 pm
Patriotic music starts playing as Teddy Roosevelt fires at the Dark Mounted Knight. (3 vs. 6) He misses his shot. And then he hears a rumbling....a group of Dancing Prisoners come out of nowhere!
Dancing Prisoners charge Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 1) They grapple with him but he gets free.
Twilight Sparkle uses her healing magic on Rainbow Dash (6) and the Pegasus is feeling good as new! Then she attempts transformation on the horse of the Dark Mounted Knight's horse, (3 vs. 1) And it turns into a Donkey.
Rainbow Dash creates another storm cloud. (1 vs. 4) It zaps her off.
Scout scoops up the Axe on the ground and chops at Knight #1. (5 vs. 6) He does a great swing, but the Knight blocks it with his shield, (1 vs. 4) and stumbles onto the ground.
RZA tells Inspectah Deck to fire at the Dark Mounted Knight's donkey. (1 vs. 1) Deck just misses completely. RZA then charges Knight #4, (3 vs. 3) but they just end up grappling.
Knight #1 attacks Gordon Freeman. "FOR THE PRINCESS!" (6 vs. 1) He thrusts his sword and the whole blade goes through his torso, and out of his back! He will die unless he gets a 6 next turn or is healed with a 5 or above.
Knight #2 attacks Inspectah Deck. He swings at him, (2 vs. 6) but Inspectah sidesteps (4 vs. 1) and shoots him in the left leg!
Knight #4 reaches for his Lance, (1) and fumbles it. He stands up and attacks RZA (1 vs. 6) but drops himself, causing RZA to counter with (1 vs. 4) slipping and falling.
Knight #5 braces the pain, (6) and pushes himself through with an adrenaline rush! He unsheathes his dagger and attacks Dashie, (2 vs. 3) but she dodges (3 vs. 2) and bucks him back down.
The Dark Mounted Knight looks at his donkey and tries reversing the spell. (1) Nope. Sighing, he charges at Inspectah Deck on his donkey, (4 vs. 6) and Inspectah Deck (4 vs. 1) shoots the Donkey! This causes the D.M.K. to fall off, but Inspectah realizes he is out of bullets.
Dark Mounted Knight
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Health: .....
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Post by: Sinpwn on February 21, 2012, 04:23:38 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 21, 2012, 05:18:54 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 21, 2012, 05:44:07 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 21, 2012, 05:56:09 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 21, 2012, 07:07:19 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 21, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 21, 2012, 10:19:39 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 21, 2012, 11:24:16 pm
((Gotta say, I love that you're trying to use a console command to save yourself. :P))I hope the TCM does to.
Post by: TCM on February 22, 2012, 04:57:16 pm
Teddy Roosevelt shoots at the Dark Knight, (1 vs. 4) and jams his rifle!
Dancing Prisoners pull out their shanks and attack him, (5 vs. 1) and give him a Caesar-ian stabbing attack, with many cuts including one to the stomach, two to the chest and one to the spine! Teddy Roosevelt falls to the floor!
Rainbow Dash flies at Guard #1 with her Katana, (1 vs. 1) and misses!
Gordon Freeman plays God and opens the console to spawn a health kit! (6) Miraculously, one appears and directly heals him!
Inspectah Deck shields RZA as he uses Necromancy on Knight #3, (5) and the Knight rises and becomes an ally in the battle!
Twilight Sparkle heals Gordon Freeman, (6) and he's already healed but the spell buffs him up! (+1 to all rolls for Gordon Freeman next turn.)
Knight #1 yells out in pain as the Axe cuts him. Taking his sword out of the now healed scientist, he assaults Scout (4 vs. 5) but Scout dodges and attempts to hit him but misses.
Knight #2 attacks Inspectah Deck again, (6 vs. 3) and with a broad slice, slices open his stomach! The rapper falls down in pain and starts bleeding!
Knight #4 reaches for his Lance again, (2) and drops it. He rushes and attacks Scout (4 vs. 6) but Scout easily dodges (5 vs. 5) and misses an Axe chop.
Knight #5 does a dagger rush at Gordon Freeman (3 vs. 2+1) but Gordon pulls off an evasive jump and roll.
Friendly Knight charges at Dark Knight. (3 vs. 4) He misses his tackle, (4 vs. 4) and the Dark Knight shoves him.
Dark Knight pulls out a Two-Sided Battle Axe. (6 vs. 4) He turns at Friendly Knight and embeds the Battle Axe in both of his ankles! He leaves the other Knight there, and pulls out a Great Sword, slowly coming towards the heroes...
Dark Mounted Knight
Mood: .....
Health: .....
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Knight #3
Items:
Health: Sliced Ankles
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Post by: Powder Miner on February 22, 2012, 06:00:17 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 22, 2012, 06:06:40 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on February 22, 2012, 06:34:42 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 22, 2012, 09:16:19 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 22, 2012, 09:28:25 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 22, 2012, 09:33:22 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 22, 2012, 09:56:58 pm
Post by: TCM on February 22, 2012, 10:16:15 pm
((I am also the offical walking box of bandaids for this group. However it apperas I have a kinfe in thr bottom. :P ))
((Well, Tersr/The Freeman just gave you his rocket launcher. Have fun. :P))
(( Also, note that Twilight is armored and carrying a battle axe. Also, I'll tell you in advance the whole 'Have Twilight Hang in the Back And be a Medic' strategy is going to be less effective in the next couple rounds.'
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Post by: Flintus10 on February 22, 2012, 11:43:27 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 23, 2012, 01:35:31 am
Post by: TCM on February 23, 2012, 03:43:21 pm
The Dancing Prisoners use the opportunity to practice a dance. When Teddy Roosevelt finishes his speech, they assault him zombie-style from MJ's Thriller!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o
(1 vs. 5) The dance goes horribly wrong. (5 vs. 3) Teddy punches some of them in the face, leaving only half remaining.
Gordon Freeman thanks me ((You're welcome!)) before shooting his SMG at the Knights. (4+1 vs. 5) They scurry about so he hits none of them. He throws his Rocket Launcher at Twilight Sparkle.
"Yo knucklehead, let me Axe you something." The Scout swings his Axe at Knight #1, (5 vs. 6) But the Knight parries (3 vs. 1) and stabs the Scout on his Right Arm!
Twilight Sparkle uses her healing magic on Teddy Roosevelt (1) and actually makes the wound worse, popping several of his blood vessel and making him bleed more! She focuses on Inspectah Deck, (5) who heals fine. She launches bolts of dark lightening at the Dark Knight, but feels pretty drained at this point. (6-1 vs. 4) She still hits him squarely with a bolt though.
Rainbow Dash flies at the prisoners with her Katana, (5 vs. 5) and misses all of them, flying straight into a wall.
RZA and Inspectah Deck get up together to launch a double attack on the Dark Knight. (5 vs. 6) They both jump up and attack with flying kicks, but he grabs their legs, (2 vs. 4) and drops them.
Friendly Knight pulls the Battle Axe from his legs, (4) and starts crawling towards the other Knights.
Knight #1 attacks Scout more with a wide cut, (5 vs. 1) but Scout backflips out of the way! "Whatcha' gonna' do now?!" Scout tries getting up, but can't. Looking down, he realizes that he is sliced in half. Last Words: "Aw, jeez!" He faints.
Scout has died!
Knight #2 attacks RZA from behind! (5 vs. 4) He smashes the handle of his sword into the rapper's head, knocking him down!
Knight #4 goes for his Lance, (4) and finally gets it this time! He goes to Friendly Knight (1 vs. 6) but drops his spear, giving Friendly Knight a chance to (4 vs. 4) trip him!
Knight #5 charges Gordon Freeman again, (2 vs. 4) but the scientist (3 vs. 5) dodges!
The Dark Knight recoils after being hit by dark lightening. He looks at his two closest attackers, RZA and Inspectah Deck. (2 vs. 6) He lumbers after them but (4 vs. 3) They double-jump kick him in the chest!
Dark Mounted Knight
Mood: .....
Health: .....
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OOC: Due to Scout's death, I will be calling for Waitlist reinforcements.
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Post by: Flying Dice on February 23, 2012, 04:30:25 pm
Out of the corner of her eye, she thinks she notices someone else joining the fray...
Post by: mcclay on February 23, 2012, 05:09:38 pm
Post by: Tersr on February 23, 2012, 05:24:30 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 23, 2012, 05:33:51 pm
Post by: Grimmjow6th on February 23, 2012, 09:18:21 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 23, 2012, 09:19:27 pm
Post by: TCM on February 24, 2012, 10:44:28 pm
Post by: Geen on February 25, 2012, 12:59:44 am
Post by: TCM on February 25, 2012, 11:03:54 am
Twilight Sparkle heals Teddy Roosevelt, putting him back in good health, and then fires a rocket at the Dark Knight. (4 vs. 5) The Dark Knight avoids the rocket. The Unicorn sits down to rest.
Gordon Freeman fires his Magnum at Knight #1. (3 vs. 6-1) The Knight dodges and charges Gordon Freeman (4 vs. 6) but misses.
RZA picks up the Axe and throws it at the Dark Knight. (3 vs. 6) He misses. The DK turns to him, and Inspectah Deck stands in front of RZA to protect him. (1 vs. 6) The I.D. shoots a bit at the Dark Knight and he backs off.
An white-robed figure jumps at the Dark Knight. (5 vs. 1) The Assassin plunges his blade into the Dark Knight's chest, going through the armor and causing the boss to fall backwards!
Altair has joined!
(( OOC: Grimmjow, can you also bold your posts? That makes them easier to see, since yellow is hard to read.))
Teddy Roosevelt decides to take on the prisoners more, taking out his Pistol and firing! (2 vs. 3) The Prisoners dodge him, (3 vs. 6) and brandishes their weapons.
The Dancing Prisoners attack, (1 vs. 2) but Teddy Roosevelt (3 vs. 2) manages to shot a couple more of them.
Knight #1 identifies Twilight Sparkle as the group healer. He assaults her, (1 vs. 3) but trips right in front of her, (4 vs. 4) and the Knight rolls off.
Knight #2 attacks Inspectah Deck, coming up from behind and (6 vs. 2) swinging his Broadsword down, cleaving Inspectah Deck's head in half! His limp body falls to the floor, his Assault Rifle falling out of his hands.
Inspectah Deck has died!
Knight #4 reaches for his Lance for the 23576th time, (5) and grips it firmly! He turns to the Friendly Knight (6 vs. 5) And smashes his head with the blunt end of his Lance, stunning him!
Knight #5 goes after Gordon Freeman again, (1 vs. 6) but Gordon goes into a martial trance, turning around instantly (3 vs. 4) and missing a perfect shot.
The Dark Knight touches his chest, putting his fingers up to his face to see the results of his first major wound. He stands up, dwarfing Altair, (4 vs. 3) and punches the Assassin the chest, sending him rolling backwards a few feet.
Dark Mounted Knight
Mood: !
Health: Major Chest Wound
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Post by: mcclay on February 25, 2012, 11:09:06 am
Post by: Powder Miner on February 25, 2012, 11:22:38 am
Post by: Flying Dice on February 25, 2012, 12:26:28 pm
Post by: Geen on February 25, 2012, 12:41:39 pm
"IT'S PARTY TIME!"
The rest of a pink pony known as Pinkie Pie emerges, and begins to bounce up and down erratically while asking if there's a party because she LOVES parties and she is at all the parties and always brings the best cupcakes and what everyone is doing and why there are corpses everywhere and etc. etc..
Post by: Tersr on February 25, 2012, 12:52:00 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 25, 2012, 01:33:53 pm
A pink head pops out of the invisible space where Gordon Freeman stores all his guns, and shouts:
"IT'S PARTY TIME!"
The rest of a pink pony known as Pinkie Pie emerges, and begins to bounce up and down erratically while asking if there's a party because she LOVES parties and she is at all the parties and always brings the best cupcakes and what everyone is doing and why there are corpses everywhere and etc. etc..
((I believe you're still on the waitlist, as the current character lineup has Altair (Grimmjow) as the replacement for Scout))
Post by: TCM on February 25, 2012, 02:59:32 pm
A pink head pops out of the invisible space where Gordon Freeman stores all his guns, and shouts:
"IT'S PARTY TIME!"
The rest of a pink pony known as Pinkie Pie emerges, and begins to bounce up and down erratically while asking if there's a party because she LOVES parties and she is at all the parties and always brings the best cupcakes and what everyone is doing and why there are corpses everywhere and etc. etc..
((I believe you're still on the waitlist, as the current character lineup has Altair (Grimmjow) as the replacement for Scout))
Nah, Geen is in. After the first battle, I sent 2 reinforcements out, but no responses. This time I sent the 2 reinforcements again, but NobodyPro said he wont be able to play, so I moved onto Geen.
Post by: Flying Dice on February 25, 2012, 04:29:42 pm
Nah, Geen is in. After the first battle, I sent 2 reinforcements out, but no responses. This time I sent the 2 reinforcements again, but NobodyPro said he wont be able to play, so I moved onto Geen.A pink head pops out of the invisible space where Gordon Freeman stores all his guns, and shouts:
"IT'S PARTY TIME!"
The rest of a pink pony known as Pinkie Pie emerges, and begins to bounce up and down erratically while asking if there's a party because she LOVES parties and she is at all the parties and always brings the best cupcakes and what everyone is doing and why there are corpses everywhere and etc. etc..
((I believe you're still on the waitlist, as the current character lineup has Altair (Grimmjow) as the replacement for Scout))
((Ah, that also makes sense. Also, ftfy.))
Post by: Flintus10 on February 25, 2012, 10:00:25 pm
Post by: Grimmjow6th on February 25, 2012, 10:15:40 pm
Drawing my sword, i staredown the knight, waiting for his attack. when he attack's, COUNTER!
Post by: Flying Dice on February 26, 2012, 12:50:36 am
Post by: TCM on February 26, 2012, 11:52:22 am
That was my reaction when I accidentally the whole post.
Anyways, nothing really happened this turn aways. Mainly:
Knight #1 is on !!!FIRE!!!
Knight #2 severed a tendon on Rainbow Dashes flank.
The Dark Knight threw Altair into a wall, but he got out with just some scratches.
Pinkie Pie appeared.
Sorry guys. :(
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Post by: mcclay on February 26, 2012, 12:05:36 pm
Post by: Geen on February 26, 2012, 01:54:55 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 26, 2012, 02:02:17 pm
Post by: empfan on February 26, 2012, 02:08:12 pm
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ky6k8S6uzCM/Tit7pGWXMGI/AAAAAAAAAx8/EqbbPN07ij4/s1600/apache2.jpg)
Post by: Tersr on February 26, 2012, 02:12:18 pm
Post by: TCM on February 26, 2012, 02:21:44 pm
If your fighting prisoners now, we need a mini-boss with one of these
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ky6k8S6uzCM/Tit7pGWXMGI/AAAAAAAAAx8/EqbbPN07ij4/s1600/apache2.jpg)
....Okay.
Post by: Flying Dice on February 26, 2012, 02:42:42 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 27, 2012, 08:01:50 am
Post by: TCM on February 27, 2012, 08:04:16 am
Making a turn later today.
Post by: TCM on February 27, 2012, 03:16:27 pm
Post by: HartLord on February 27, 2012, 05:40:23 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 27, 2012, 07:10:22 pm
Actually, waiting on Ezio....
((Well technically speaking, we do have six player actions.))
Post by: Grimmjow6th on February 28, 2012, 08:49:27 am
Post by: TCM on February 28, 2012, 04:01:50 pm
The battle resumes with Twilight Sparkle swinging her Battle-Axe at Knight #1! (6 vs. 1) She slashes at him, hitting the head, shattering the helmet and head into pieces while he is ON !!!FIRE!!! The body falls to the floor.
Pinkie Pie decides to bake Cupcakes! (5 vs. 3) She sneaks up on Knight #4, and smashes his left shoulder out of it's socket!
Teddy Roosevelt grips his Pistol & Knife and attacks again, (1 vs. 1) but gets a cramp!
The Dancing Prisoners see an opportunity to attack, (2 vs. 3) but Teddy rises, (2 vs. 3) and they halt.
Gordon Freeman protects Twilight Sparkle, and sees that she has dismantled Knight #1.
Rainbow Dash spins around and attacks Knight #2, (1 vs. 2) but she misses (1 vs. 1) and collides with him!
RZA calls up another Wu-Tang Clan member, (4) and Method Man appears! The two charge the Dark Knight, (2 vs. 3) but the Knight is ready (6 vs. 5) and punches them both in the body!
Altair scales up a wall, (6 vs. 2) and flings a Knife at the Dark Knight! The knife lodges itself in the Dark Knight's neck, doing heavy damage!
Knight #2 attacks Rainbow Dash, (6 vs. 2) and slashes his Broadsword into her back, severing mid-spine and causing heavy bleeding! She is paralyzed from the waist down!
Knight #4 cries out in pain! He launches at Pinkie Pie with his Lance, (1-1 vs. 3) and trips, stabbing his own foot with his weapon!
Knight #5 attacks Altair, (1 vs. 4) but the Assassin gets in a countering-stance, (4 vs. 6) and dodges!
The Dark Knight groans incredibly low as the Knife pierces his throat. He stumbles, causing the whole room to shake. He moves forward attacking RZA and Method Man, (1 vs. 3) but the Rappers outmaneuver him, (2 vs. 4) and run into each other!
The Dark Knight
Mood: @#$%^#@&!!!
Health: Major Chest Wound, Major Neck Wound
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Method Man
Items:
Health: Bruise
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Post by: Tersr on February 28, 2012, 04:14:26 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 28, 2012, 04:56:29 pm
((Thank goodness wings are above the waist, eh?))
Post by: Grimmjow6th on February 28, 2012, 07:21:47 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 28, 2012, 08:09:25 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 28, 2012, 08:10:25 pm
Post by: Geen on February 28, 2012, 09:59:07 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on February 29, 2012, 03:27:45 am
Post by: TCM on February 29, 2012, 05:52:55 pm
Gordon Freeman shoots his SMG at Knights 2 & 4. His SMG jams!
Rainbow Dash flies up and slices Knight #2 with her Katan. It penetrates the armor and cuts into his forearm, he drops the Broadsword!
Altair scales the wall and finds a conveniently placed chandelier. He jumps at the Dark Knight, landing on him, thrusting his hidden blade forward and going through the helmet, through the head and piercing him in the brain! The Dark Knight is down!
Teddy Roosevelt has a rousing speech, stating that the Dancing Prisoners should not fight against the Rebels, but with them. The prisoners argue and fight each other! The Pro-Rebels stab their enemies to death.
Dancing Prisoners have joined the Party!
Twilight Sparkle heals Rainbow Dash, healing her wounds and putting her back in tip-top shape. She shoots lightening at the Dark Knight's corpse. It convulses.
Pinkie Pie brings out her Party Cannon! Cept' the Dark Knight is dead.
RZA and Method Man charge Knight #5. He sees this coming, turns around and stabs Method Man through the eye, killing him instantly!
Friendly Knight comes to his senses. He crawls behind Knight #4 (1 vs. 6) but Knight #4 turns around and (4 vs. 1) stabs him in the lower spine!
Knight #2 grabs his forearm in pain, and picks up his Broadsword with his left arm. He swings it at Rainbow Dash, (6-1 vs. 4) and gives her a cut on her Right Flank!
Knight #4 takes his Lance, (5 vs. 1) and thrusts it into Friendly Knight's neck, killing him!
Knight #5 attacks RZA (3 vs. 4) but the Rapper dodges, (2 vs. 4) and regains his footing.
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....I had a dream last night where Powder Miner put a picture in his signature of a really diseased, nasty, decaying hand that grossed everyone out.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, news!
So, New Playable Characters will be coming out soon, and players, even spectators, can participate! If popular enough, and I like your suggestion, your character can make it to the next batch! (Note that I don't think I'll add anymore pony characters. According to game cannon, their all out fighting the war.)
Here's what I've thought about so far:
Soldier (TF2)
Pyro (TF2)
Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
Skrillex (Music)
Jackie Estacado (The Darkness)
Sun Tzu (History)
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Post by: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 05:58:45 pm
((Going to suggest Chell (Class Type: Experimental Subject) and Suzaku Kururugi (Class Type: Spinzaku) as playable characters.))
Post by: Geen on February 29, 2012, 06:24:17 pm
Party cannon at #5. I don't like fives.
Post by: TCM on February 29, 2012, 06:27:55 pm
I'm not in the player list
Party cannon at #5. I don't like fives.
You sure? I added you in there a couple days back.
Post by: Tersr on February 29, 2012, 06:31:30 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on February 29, 2012, 06:38:45 pm
Teddy led the prisoners with his pistol and knife at the knights! Down with tyrants!
Post by: Baradine on February 29, 2012, 08:10:20 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 29, 2012, 08:54:23 pm
((Wait, your going to make Little Pip a class, pweeeeeeaaaaassssseeeeeee))
Post by: Flintus10 on March 01, 2012, 02:01:09 am
Post by: TCM on March 01, 2012, 04:15:39 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 01, 2012, 04:33:43 pm
Post by: TCM on March 01, 2012, 04:39:07 pm
((Seems as if he might have limited access/be on a radically different timezone?))
Do you have a suggestion?
Post by: mcclay on March 01, 2012, 07:25:52 pm
Post by: TCM on March 01, 2012, 07:31:19 pm
New playa.
Seems kinda harsh to kick him.
Post by: Flying Dice on March 02, 2012, 12:04:11 am
Post by: TCM on March 02, 2012, 06:55:41 pm
Pinkie Pie aims her Party Cannon at Knight #5. She ignites it, (5 vs. 5) and it launches a cake at extreme speeds, but the Knight ducks under it and it hits the wall, cracking it!
Gordon Freeman shoots his Pulse Rifle at the remaining Knights. (4 vs. 3) He hits Knight #2 in the Left Foot.
Teddy Roosevelt charges the Knight with the Liberated Prisoners. (2 vs. 1) They run #4 over, and he falls!
Twilight Sparkle shoots lightening at Knight #2, (6 vs. 1) and she hits directly! A large volt goes into him, and he asplodes, body parts and armor flies all over the place!
RZA uses Necromancy on the Dark Knight's corpse. (4) It rises! It looks around before moving to Knight #5. (4 vs. 1) The Knight looks up, only for the Resurrected Knight to punch him in squarely in the head, rendering him unconscious!
Altair sees his chance on Knight #5, (4) and jumps on the unconscious Knight and slices into his brain!
All of the Heroes, seeing their is not really anymore threat, decide to surround Knight #4 and kick/buck him to death. He dies.
Battle Over! New Class unlocked: King Arthur!
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Suddenly, the Holographic Communicator (which the Heroes just realized that had) starts buzzing. They pull it out and view the call.
A picture of The Great Rebel Leader appears!
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"Huzzah!" She exclaims in the Traditional Royal Canterlot Speaking Voice. "It is we, Princess General Luna, and we see the quest has been going well in your pursuit for Princess Celestia. The army is holding its own against our adversaries outside. What are your feelings and do any of you have any questions that we may answer?"
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Resurrected Dark Knight
Items:
Health: Fine
Post by: Flying Dice on March 02, 2012, 07:06:05 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 02, 2012, 07:39:19 pm
((Forgot color, and I'm hopeing healing can travel though Holo COMs.))
Post by: Sinpwn on March 02, 2012, 08:17:45 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 02, 2012, 10:25:34 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 02, 2012, 11:10:21 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 03, 2012, 12:16:40 am
Post by: Flintus10 on March 03, 2012, 12:32:54 am
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 03, 2012, 12:42:15 am
Post by: TCM on March 03, 2012, 01:00:01 pm
(Yea, sorry, been sick for awhile.) Totally remain quiet.
I understand, I just had to move on for the sake of all the players.
I guess I'll also wait a couple hours for Geen, but response at this moment isn't necessary.
Post by: mcclay on March 03, 2012, 04:40:43 pm
Post by: TCM on March 03, 2012, 05:33:41 pm
"Heya, Princess! Your sister teleported out of the throne room after we beat on her a bit; did you get a reading on where she went?"
Luna responds, "We have sent Reconnaissance soldiers to scout the perimeter, and we have been receiving reports that Celestia is exiting the castle in large convoy. We suggest you make haste to leave via the back end of the castle, and then follow the trail. We warn you my sister will be heavily armed."
*Sign Language* "Can you heal everyone? Also, whats really going on?" *End Sign Language
"Most surely!" Luna's horn emits a magical glow, and then all the wounds on the party vanish. "As for what's going on, the official conflict is between Princess Celestia's Royalists and the rebels of the New Lunar Republic. For the past months, there has been sustained warfare between the two sides. Princess Celestia was never directly attacked, until today. She is preparing to leave Equestria, and if she is successful, we fear that she make come under protection of the force of our neighboring countries."
RZA uses necromancy on all the Knights to create a Super-Knight. (5) He morphs them together, and has full control over Super Knight!
((RZA can not summon anyone else while he controls Super Knight, as Super Knight uses up a lot of necromanitcal energy.))
"That is all we can say for now, for we have just received a message that Major Derpy requires assistance. Good luck." The communicator turns off.
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Post by: Tersr on March 03, 2012, 05:37:15 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 03, 2012, 06:16:10 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 03, 2012, 09:23:26 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 03, 2012, 10:35:15 pm
((Also, please add my katana to my items.))
Post by: Geen on March 03, 2012, 11:52:07 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 04, 2012, 12:32:28 am
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 04, 2012, 04:39:43 am
Post by: TCM on March 04, 2012, 01:46:32 pm
Gordon Freeman picks up the communicator, signing onto the system. He pulls up a channel with Major Derpy.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/122/114/130232443562.gif?1305073704)
"Muffins! Hello der' suit man!"
Pinkie Pie assists Major Derpy....though I'm not sure how exactly.
The Heroes continue to storm down corridors, and bust down doors. They eventually make it out of the castle, into the back courtyard. However, they see on the opposite end of the courtyard, are several figures, who take a battle ready stance.
Among them, standing on a podium, is a dark, enigmatic figure. With a microphone raised to his lips, he whispers.....
"YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!"
*For some reason, the Forum refuses to post a picture of him.*
The enemies around him begin approaching our Heroes, holding their bats, cocking their pistols and starting their chainsaws.
"IgutalittiledanceforyallandiscalledtheSouljaBoianditgoeslikeawwwwwwwwwwwwwww-
Boss Name: Soulja Boi
Mood: YOUUUUUU!!!!
Health: K'
Enemies:
Soulja Soldier
Weapon: 9MM
Soulja Soldier #2
Weapon: 9MM
Soulja Scout
Weapon: Baseball Bat
Soulja Gunna'
Weapon: Mac10
Soulja Brute
Weapon: Chainsaw
Soulja Psycho
Weapon: Machete
Soulja Officer
Weapon: Baton, Armor
Soulja Blouja
Weapon: RPG
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Post by: mcclay on March 04, 2012, 02:13:22 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 04, 2012, 02:26:18 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 04, 2012, 03:41:19 pm
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 04, 2012, 05:05:01 pm
Post by: Geen on March 04, 2012, 05:35:41 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 04, 2012, 06:24:10 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 04, 2012, 06:43:26 pm
Have the super knight attack Soulja Boy while I use Wu-Tang Kung fu on the Soulja Officer.
Post by: Flying Dice on March 04, 2012, 07:37:24 pm
Post by: TCM on March 04, 2012, 08:32:50 pm
Twilight Sparkle uses her magic to summon a creature of energy. (5) He is created and picks up the Battle Axe.
Being of Pure Energy has joined!
Twilight shoots lightening at Soulja Boi, (2 vs. 4) but he dodges, (5 vs. 4) and redirects it back! It sears her fur.
Gordon Freeman shoots his Pulse Rifle at the Soulja Boulja. (6 vs. 4) He shoots him in the shoulder, making him drop his RPG! Gordon dives behind a statue.
Teddy Roosevelt charges! (1 vs. 5) The Soulja Brute stops him dead in his path. (2 vs. 1) He tackles Teddy, knocking him down.
The Liberated Prisoners help Teddy Roosevelt and attack Soulja Brute! (3 vs. 1) They stab him a few times, giving him some cuts.
Altair climbs a window, and jumps down on Soulja Gunna, (1 vs. 3) Soulja Gunna steps back and Altair misses, (3 vs. 5) and Altair dodges a bullet!
Pinkie Pie launches Tactical Muffins! (3 vs. 5) She misses Soulja Scout. (5 vs. 6) Soulja Scout runs up and swings his bat, but she...teleports? Huh.
RZA sends Super Knight after Soulja Boi. Super Knight runs forward, picking up a tree on the way. He throws the tree at Soulja Boi, (2 vs. 6) but misses, (6 vs. 5) and Soulja Boi blasts a "YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!" at Super Knight, causing him to fall and crash to the ground.
RZA attacks Soulja Officer, (1 vs. 4) but Soulja Officer (2 vs. 1) shoves him back!
Rainbow Dash flies past Soulja Boulja, swinging her Katana! (6 vs. 5) she slices into his left ankle, and he falls over!
Soulja Soldier shoots at Altair. (1 vs. 4) He misses. (3 vs. 1) Altair throws a rock at him and hits him, dislocating his nose!
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots Gordon Freeman. (6 vs. 3) He shoots Gordon in the torso!
Soulja Scout swings at Pinkie Pie again. (3 vs. 3) He hits her, blowing her up! Oh wait, that was just a Pinkie-Pie shaped balloon.
Soulja Gunna' fires at Altair. (2 vs. 5) He misses, Altair counters (3 vs. 4) but Soulja Gunna manages to shove him back.
Soulja Brute attacks Liberated Prisoners. (5 vs. 1) He roars and goes on a murderous rampage, slicing through them with his chainsaw! Limbs, blood and gore fly everywhere, Liberated Prisoners are dead!
Soulja Pyscho charges Teddy Roosevelt. (6 vs. 3) He sneaks behind Teddy and slices his machete deep into the back of his left leg, impairing his movement!
Soulja Officer attacks RZA. (1 vs. 1) He trips over and falls embarrassingly.
Soulja Boulja moans in pain and grabs for his RPG with his left arm. He shoots it, (2-1) and it jams. He moans more.
Soulja Boi faces the battle on his podium. "Alrigt nau, Soulja Boiiiiiii goit sometin fo u allz." (5 vs. 3) He blasts the arena with energy!
RZA gets hit, his Torso burned.
Teddy Roosevelt gets hit, burning his Torso.
Pinkie Pie gets hit by shrapnel, and gets splinters in her Right Front Leg.
Soulja Boi
Mood: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Health: I'm so Fresh
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Pure Energy
Items: Battle Axe
Health: Fine
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Post by: mcclay on March 04, 2012, 08:36:43 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 04, 2012, 08:38:41 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 04, 2012, 08:42:48 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 04, 2012, 09:28:20 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 05, 2012, 01:17:48 am
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 05, 2012, 09:40:02 am
Post by: TCM on March 06, 2012, 04:07:43 pm
Post by: TCM on March 06, 2012, 09:30:19 pm
Twilight Sparkle shoots lightening at Soulja Brute (5 vs. 2) She strikes him in the chest, and the Brute recoils!
Gordon Freeman tosses a grenade at Soulja Boulja! It's a long shot. (-1 due to distance, 1-1 vs. 3) He drops it and explodes on himself! He is incapacitated and bleeding seriously from the legs!
Teddy Roosevelt pulls out his Pistol-Knife combat and goes to work. He shoots Soulja Brute with the pistol, (1 vs. 1) but misfires! He takes his knife and stabs at Soulja Psycho, (3 vs. 6) but the Psycho dodges (3 vs. 5) and Teddy barley avoids getting sliced by his Machete!
Rainbow Dash summons up a storm-cloud and takes cover! (2) Storm Cloud has joined the battle! The storm-cloud is wild, and will shoot anyone regardless of their side!
Storm Cloud shoots at Soulja Boulja. (1 vs. 4) Soulja Boulja crawls under a rock to avoid lightning, (4 vs. 5) and whimpers.
RZA continues to attack Soulja Officer and calls over Super Knight! (1 vs. 4) The officers dodges RZA's martial arts, (3 vs. 4) but can't counter-attack.
Super Knight attacks the Soulja Officer, (6 vs. 3) and the Knight tackles him from behind, tossing and stunning him!
Altair activates eagle vision and tosses knives at Soulja Brute! (5 vs. 2) He throws three, and two of them connect, one in the Brute's left arm, and one in his torso!
Pinkie Pie attempts to go improv-doctor on herself. (2) She doesn't fix anything!
Soulja Soldier shoots more at Altair. (5 vs. 1) He shoots the Assassin in the neck, causing extreme bleeding!
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots Super Knight! (5 vs. 2) He lands a hit on the Knight's sternum!
Soulja Scout attacks Pinkie Pie! (5 vs. 4) He smashes her Left Flank, breaking a bone!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Pure Energy! (2 vs. 5) As he brings his machine gun up, Pure Energy runs up (2 vs. 6) and swings at him, but the Gunner dodges!
Soulja Brute takes a knife to the arm and to the chest in addition to a bolt, making it harder for him to wield his chainsaw and enraging him! He attacks Teddy Roosevelt, (4-1 vs. 1) and slices off pieces of Teddy's Left Hand!
Soulja Psycho sees that Teddy Roosevelt is vulnerable and charges him! (4 vs. 5) He slices at Teddy, but the Former President parries with his Pistol, (2 vs. 4) and the Psycho almost gets shot!
Soulja Officer tries to reorient himself after being slammed. (3) "Who's there?!" He blindly swings his Baton.
Soulja Boulja attempts to unjam his RPG. (5) He does so, and points it at the Storm Cloud. (2 vs. 1) He fires a rocket and it explodes near the Storm Cloud, knocking away some of it's moisture!
Soulja Boi makes an announcement. "I'mmagetsometingetyah." He summons an item. (3) It's a handgun. "Yah!"
Soulja Boi
Mood: BLIPPITY BAH SIPPITY SHAH
Health: I'm so Fresh
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Post by: Powder Miner on March 06, 2012, 09:34:11 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 06, 2012, 09:36:11 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 06, 2012, 10:55:52 pm
Stop getting hit you guys.
Post by: Flying Dice on March 06, 2012, 11:53:22 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 07, 2012, 04:48:51 am
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 09, 2012, 04:10:40 pm
Post by: Geen on March 09, 2012, 08:58:56 pm
Post by: TCM on March 10, 2012, 06:08:02 pm
(http://static.boxrec.com/wiki/e/e8/MannyPac.jpg)
Pacquiao attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (6 vs. 6) He goes for some jabs, but Teddy judo-blocks all of them!
Gordon Freeman pushes through with shear will! (1) The pain is to great, and he spasms.
Twilight Sparkle sends Pure Energy to attack Soulja Soldier #2! (1 vs. 6) He charges Soulja Soldier #2, but the Soldier grabs him up (4 vs. 6) and Pure Energy wiggles out of his hands, barely missing getting pistol-whipped!
Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Brute with fire! (2 vs. 1) She lights him on fire, and he screams, and rolls around on the ground until the flame is extinguished. Twilight then heals her friends, but all the magic is taking up her energy. She heals Altair (3) and stops the bleeding, but he still has a hole in his neck. Then she heals Teddy Roosevelt, (1 vs. 1) but something goes wrong and she accidentally makes some of his arteries explode. Uh oh. She focuses on Gordon Freeman (4-1) and manages lessen his pain.
Rainbow Dash pulls out a Pet Parasprite, who joins the fight! She tells her pet to eat the RPG, and then eat the Soulja crew's weapon. It nods and flies down to Soulja Blouja. It goes to eat his RPG, but he bats the Parasprite away, (4 vs. 2) and stomps it into the ground! Pet Parasprite has died! (Those things aren't particular strong unless they have multiplied.)
RZA and Super Knight attack Soulja Officer! (1 vs. 3) Soulja Officer sees this coming, (5 vs. 1) and slams his Baton into RZA's crotch, crippling him!
Altair pulls out his Shortsword to attack Soulja Soulja. (1 vs. 1) He trips on the way there and falls on his face.
Pinkie Pie removes her shrapnel and launches it at Soulja Scout! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (6 vs. 3) and smashes her in the side! She hears a couple ribs break!
Soulja Soldier attacks Altair again! (5 vs. 4) He shoots Altair in the left ankle!
Soulja Soldier #2 attacks Pure Energy! (6 vs. 1) He shoots Pure energy in the head three times!
Pure Energy falls over and evaporates!
Soulja Scout attacks Pinkie Pie! (3 vs. 3) Before he attacks again, she throws a large batch of balloons in his face, distracting him!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Gordon Freeman! (5 vs. 2) Gordon gets hit in the Left Shoulder!
Soulja Brute roars and attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (4 vs. 5) He swipes with his Chainsaw, but Teddy (2 vs. 3) falls onto the ground, causing the attack to miss!
Soulja Psycho attacks Manny Pacquiao! (6 vs. 2) He comes up from behind and slices Manny on the lower spine with his Machete!
Soulja Officer attacks Super Knight! (6 vs. 2) He runs up to Super Knight, does a dramatic long jump, and smashes the Knight across the head with his Baton! Super Knight roars and falls back, unconscious!
Soulja Boulja loads a rocket into his RPG.
Soulja Boi looks at the Storm Cloud. "Muttafuckinwetherb2crayzuhereyah?" He shoots at it! (2 vs. 4) He misses. (3 vs. 6) Storm Cloud thunders angrily.
Soulja Boi
Mood: MUTTA FUKIN WETHER STROM CLOUD SHT
Health: I'm so Fresh
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......Why is the RNG so angry at you guys?
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Manny Pacqcaio
Items:
Health: Sliced Lower Spine
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Post by: Tersr on March 10, 2012, 06:10:15 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 10, 2012, 06:42:29 pm
Post by: TCM on March 10, 2012, 07:19:13 pm
...No what fuck you.Twilight Sparkle summons the patron demon of magic users everywhere: Derm The Hellbinder.
((I swear, these were all the roll results the RNG gave me.))
Post by: mcclay on March 10, 2012, 07:30:21 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 10, 2012, 10:28:06 pm
((May the dice be with us...)
Post by: Flintus10 on March 11, 2012, 12:12:53 am
Post by: Powder Miner on March 11, 2012, 12:14:28 am
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 11, 2012, 12:57:24 am
Post by: TCM on March 14, 2012, 03:24:00 pm
Post by: Geen on March 14, 2012, 08:07:50 pm
I'll be gone thursday-saturday, be warned.
Post by: TCM on March 15, 2012, 04:00:20 pm
Twilight Sparkle summons Derm the Hellbinder! (3) A signpost appears! Currently Eating Lunch: Derm the Hellbinder to appear in 3 turns.
Rainbow Dash flies high into the sky, collecting many clouds into one big super-cloud-tornado. She bucks it down to Earth, (1) and sucks her down with it! The storm and Rainbow Dash fly into the ground and dissipate. Rainbow Dash manages not to smash into tiny pieces by landing in a bale of conveniently placed hay. Huh, these hay bales are all over the place since Altair got here.
RZA, though crippled, attacks the Soulja Officer! (2-1 vs. 5) The Officer sees his attack coming, (4 vs. 5) and counter attacks with a Baton swing, RZA just barely getting out of the way. Super Knight (1) starts getting mental problems from being unconscious to long.
Teddy Roosevelt offers to settle things the political way with Manny Pacqcuaio. (1 vs. 3) Manny refuses, (3 vs. 2) and punches Teddy Roosevelt in the face!
Altair resynchronizes with Desmond! (2) Desmond doesn't receive any contact.
Pinkie Pie calls upon the Gods of Chaos! (2) They do not respond.
Soulja Soldier shoots at Altair! (1 vs. 2) His bullets miss, allowing Altair, (3 vs. 2) to throw a knife! The knife hits the Soldier with the blunt end in the Torso, bruising him!
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at Super Knight! (5 vs. 3-2) He shoots Super Knight in the chest!
Soulja Scout jumps over everyone and attacks Twilight Sparkle! (1 vs. 3) He misses his swing completely, (3 vs. 4) and rolls off.
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Manny Pacqcaio! (4 vs. 4) Pacqcaio hides behind a statue as bullets fly around him!
Soulja Psycho attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (6 vs. 5) Psycho charges him and lodges his Machete in Teddy's stomach! He cackles crazily!
Soulja Officer attacks RZA! (2 vs. 3) He swings his Baton, but RZA (3 vs. 3) rolls out of the way!
Manny Pacqcaio attends to his wound! (4) He bandages the cut.
Soulja Boulja shoots a Rocket! (2) It flies into the air and explodes.
Storm Cloud attacks Soulja Boi! (5 vs. 4) It strikes him in the chest, he screams and flails wildly!
Soulja Boi screams. "CANTDEELWITDAHFUCKINCLUDZNSHIT!!!!1!!1!" He shoots at Storm Cloud. (1 vs. 6) He jams the gun. The cloud, (4 vs. 4) pelts him with hail, and he curses more.
Soulja Boi
Mood: MUTTA FUKIN WETHER STROM CLOUD SHT
Health: Thunderstruck
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Post by: Flying Dice on March 15, 2012, 04:21:38 pm
((Yet another terrible roll for me, but at least one of my earlier terrible rolls did something helpful...)))
Post by: mcclay on March 15, 2012, 05:13:23 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 15, 2012, 08:08:27 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 17, 2012, 07:36:55 am
Post by: Geen on March 17, 2012, 06:33:31 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 17, 2012, 06:37:38 pm
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 18, 2012, 02:10:12 pm
Post by: TCM on March 18, 2012, 07:34:25 pm
Post by: TCM on March 19, 2012, 03:37:43 pm
Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Psycho with Magic! (2 vs. 6) She misses, giving him the chance (3 vs. 3) to cackle evily.
Gordon Freeman comes out of cover to shoot Soulja Boi! (4+1 Vs. 6) He shoots him, but Soulja Boi shoots back, Soulja's bullet striking Gordon Freeman's assualt rifle bullet in mid-air, chipping the assualt rifle bullet in half (6 vs. 2) and going past the Battlefield to strike Gordon Freeman in the chest!
RZA uses life drain on Soulja Officer, (4 vs. 2) and he grabs the officer, draining a green plasma out of his body! The Officer falls back, drained, as Soulja Officer transfers some of the energy to Super Knight.
Pinkie Pie calls forth the Old Ones! (2) Nothing. It's like they're not there. Like nobody is there...
((Transformation to Pinkamena Diane Pie now possible.))
Teddy Roosevelt heals himself. (3) He gets an adrenaline boost, which should be enough for him currently. He knifes Soulja Psycho! (6 vs. 3) He thrusts his blade, while the Psycho cackles and dodges. Full of determination, he lunges forward, stabbing the Psycho in the torso much to his surprise!
Altair calls upon his Protégées! (5) None come, but he feels stronger, more in sync with Desmond, like he can advance.
(([Transformation to Ezio now possible.))
Soulja Soldier shoots at Altair! (4 vs. 4) Altair senses the bullet coming and dodges just in time!
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at Super Knight! (4 vs. 2) He shoots the Knight in the Left Leg!
Soulja Scout runs at Gordon Freeman, swinging his Bat! (2 vs. 3) Gordon Freeman dodges a swing, (5 vs. 3) and shoots Scout in the Lower Back as he runs by, tripping the Scout!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at RZA! (1 vs. 3) He misses, RZA (4 vs. 5) throws Dark Magic at him and misses.
Soulja Psycho yells and engages in a knife-battle with Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 1) They don't attack at each other, just taunting and yelling.
Soulja Officer runs at Manny Pacqcaio and attacks him! (2 vs. 4) Manny blocks his arms from a Baton swing, (2 vs. 6) and runs away!
Soulja Boulja loads another Rocket into his RPG.
Manny Pacqcaio runs through the battle, running past Teddy Roosevelt with a clothesline! (4 vs. 4) Teddy grabs his arm, and throws him away, but he lands safely in a pile of hay.
Super Knight (1) lays dormant. Then, he groans and starts dissipating into Dark Matter.
Super Knight has died!
Storm Cloud attacks Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 6) It misses, and the Pegasus flies through it, (6 vs. 4) running it through with her blade!
Soulja Boi sees an opportunity to finish off Storm Cloud! Swapping his Pistol for a microphone, he points his speakers at the cloud and bellows, "YOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (1 vs. 1) It doesn't have any actual effect, he just does it to like cool.
Soulja Boi
Mood: GWAWSGASETTEAY
Health: Thunderstruck
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Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 19, 2012, 03:43:06 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 19, 2012, 05:00:38 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 19, 2012, 06:29:03 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 19, 2012, 06:29:43 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 19, 2012, 07:29:47 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 19, 2012, 09:45:18 pm
npc_create npc_barney
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Post by: Geen on March 20, 2012, 07:49:14 pm
Post by: TCM on March 20, 2012, 08:25:47 pm
Post by: TCM on March 21, 2012, 04:21:46 pm
Altair transforms into Ezio Auditore Da Firenze!
(http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/201/f/e/Ezio_Auditore_De_Firenze_by_sXeven.jpg)
Name: Ezio Auditore De Firenze
Class Type: Assassin (Evolution)
+1 Agility
+1 Stealth
Equipment: Dual Hidden Blades, Sword, Dagger, 10 Throwing Knives, 3 Poison Vials, Gun, 10 Gunpowder
Description: A descendant of Altair, this Italian Assassin grew to become one of the most powerful fighters in history.
Ezio points his gun at the head of Soulja Soldier! (6 vs. 1) He fires, the bullet going through Soulja Soldier's forehead, going straight through his brain before exiting in a spurt of blood! Soulja Soldier dies instantly!
Twilight Sparkle shoots a giant magical blast at Soulja Boi! (6 vs. 6) She blasts a huge magical blast of magic at him, but he shields himself with a giant load of money!
Derm the Hellbinder appearing next turn.
RZA calls the next person up from the Wu-Tang Clan! (3) A sign-post appears. Hitting up a joint, be dere' in 3 turns, -O.D.B. RZA attacks Soulja Officer with intent of testicular manslaughter! (3 vs. 1) He kicks Soulja Officer in between the legs, stunning him!
Rainbow Dash flies up to the sky, almost breaking the atmosphere, before rushing down, breaking the sound barrier and unleashing a tactical rain-nuke! (4 vs. 6) Soulja Boi sees this (1 vs. 2) and runs away screaming like a girl before Rainbow Dash flies straight into the ground!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2tJsFGqQo&feature=related
Teddy Roosevelt takes out his Pistol and fires on Soulja Psycho! (4 vs. 3) He shoots Soulja Psycho in the Left Hand!
Gordon Freeman...
~
Summon Barney from ether!
npc_create npc_barney
(1)
*ERROR*
-NewCommandSubstitute-
npc_create_npc_Combine Squad
A Combine Squad appears and attacks Gordon Freeman!
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2006/02/medium_lovely_combine_aou06.jpg)
(2 vs. 2) They are terrible shots and Gordon just remains behind cover.
"...My Old One friends don't come to my parties anymore! It's like no one is paying attention to me...all....ALONE"
Screaming, Pinkie Pie transforms into Pinkamena Diane Pie!
*No picture for this character. I almost pissed my pants browsing through Google Images to find a picture. So, if you're curious, look up 'My Little Pony Cupcakes Pinkamena Diane Pie'*
Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Class: Psychotic Slayer (Evolution, Pinkie Pie Required)
+1 Brutality
+1 Spontaneity
+1 Insanity
Starting Equipment: Chainsaw, Butchering Knife, Scalpel, 2 Jumper Cables
Description: D:
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at Ezio. (3 vs. 5) Ezio dodges the bullets with rolls, (4 vs. 1) and shoots Soulja Soldier #2 in the Stomach!
Soulja Scout attacks Combine Squad! (4 vs. 6) He rushes them, swinging his Bat wildly, (5 vs. 3) but one of the Combine shoot him in the left knee!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at RZA! (2 vs. 1) He shoots one of RZA's left toes!
Soulja Officer attacks RZA! (2-1 vs. 1) He falls over in pain before he even gets over.
Soulja Psycho swings at Teddy Roosevelt! (5 vs. 5) Soulja Psycho swings at Teddy's head, and Teddy stops the blade from slicing him by biting it with his teeth and holding it there.
Soulja Boulja fires his RPG at Storm Cloud! (6 vs. 4) Storm Cloud is hit by the explosion!
Storm Cloud has dissipated!
Manny Pacqcaio attacks Soulja Psycho! (2 vs. 2) Soulja Psycho shoves him onto the ground.
Soulja Boi jumps down off of his raised area, into the middle of the courtyard and starts shooting randomly with his pistol!(1) He shoots himself in the chest.
Soulja Boi
Mood: Manunothetimesujustshootyouselfinthechestyadawgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
Health: Thunderstruck, Chest Shot
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Post by: Flying Dice on March 21, 2012, 05:24:23 pm
Rainbow Dash sinks into a monotone. Her eyes go dull as her Newtype personality takes advantage of the situation to take control. Newtype!RD flies at Soulja Boy with incredible speed and agility, slashing at him with her katana as she passes. In the back of her mind, she attempts to summon her Gundam with sheer force of will.
(Oh yes. Now all I need is for her hot blood to come through, and I can make more references...)
Post by: Grimmjow6th on March 21, 2012, 06:07:40 pm
Post by: TCM on March 21, 2012, 06:13:50 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 21, 2012, 06:15:06 pm
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SMG the combine.
Post by: TCM on March 21, 2012, 06:23:54 pm
"..." Try to convert combine to my sideSpoiler (click to show/hide)
((It take Charisma. I suggest you try something else, Gordon Freeman isn't exactly known to be a great public speaker.))
Post by: Powder Miner on March 21, 2012, 06:32:34 pm
((1. Do strength bonuses etc actually do anything and 2. Soulja Boi's mood made me actually laugh.))
Post by: mcclay on March 21, 2012, 07:07:59 pm
Unleash magic bullet hell on Soulja Boy.
Post by: Flying Dice on March 21, 2012, 07:46:02 pm
((1. Do strength bonuses etc actually do anything and 2. Soulja Boi's mood made me actually laugh.))
((I'd like to know this as well--I'm assuming that the "Hard to Control" flaw RD has is rather effective, looking at my number of critical failures-how does it affect RD, exactly?))
Post by: TCM on March 21, 2012, 08:00:18 pm
((1. Do strength bonuses etc actually do anything and 2. Soulja Boi's mood made me actually laugh.))
((I'd like to know this as well--I'm assuming that the "Hard to Control" flaw RD has is rather effective, looking at my number of critical failures-how does it affect RD, exactly?))
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Yes, strength actually factors in believe it or not, but only for hand-to-hand combat. When using firearms, the attribute that boosts deadliness is 'Precision', which so far only Rarity has.
Hard-to-control just means as a trade off to Rainbow's speed and strength, (which when combined, is the highest raw physical power of any character) she can take damage from really low rolls, or even high ones. For example, in the first battle, I believe RD rammed into Princess Celestia, then slammed into a wall.
Post by: Geen on March 21, 2012, 11:05:53 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 22, 2012, 07:46:23 am
Post by: TCM on March 22, 2012, 05:46:59 pm
((Requirements to change Rainbow Dash's form have not been met yet.))
Ezio jumps at Soulja Brute, (4 vs. 5) but the Brute shoves him away in mid-air! Ezio rolls on the ground to recover, but the Brute charges him, (5-1 vs. 5) and Ezio side-steps a Chainsaw swing!
Teddy Roosevelt grabs the Machete in his teeth, (1 vs. 2) but loses tooth-grip of it! Soulja Psycho picks it up (3 vs. 5) and nearly stabs Teddy!
Twilight Sparkle forms a large cloud of tiny magical pellets, and blasts them at Soulja Boi! (6 vs. 6) Soulja Boi, however, is lying on the ground in pain, otherwise the bullets would have torn him up.
A normal guy walks in.
He is Derm the Hellbinder! He turns to Twilight Sparkle. "Hi."
Gordon Freeman jumps up from cover and fires his SMG at the Combine Squad! (5 vs. 4) He shoots one in the Head twice, and another in the Torso.
Pinkamena Diane Pie takes out her Butchering Knife and attacks Soulja Scout! (3 vs. 6) He jumps away from a stab, (2 vs. 5) and retreats as Pinkamena chases him, continually thrusting the Knife.
RZA uses his Life Drain on Soulja Officer! (3 vs. 2) He grips Soulja Officer, beginning the transfer of life energy.
O.D.B. arriving in 2 turns.
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at Manny Pacqcaio! (1 vs. 4) He misses! Manny Pacqaio runs up to him, (3 vs. 6) but Soulja Soldier runs away at the threat.
Soulja Scout attacks Pinkamena Diane Pie with his Baseball Bat! (3 vs. 4) She slides underneath it, (2 vs. 6) and cuts a part of his pants!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Manny Pacqcaio! (6 vs. 2) He walks behind Paqcaio and shoots him in the back, legs and head several times!
Manny Pacqcaio has died!
Soulja Officer resists RZA! (2 vs. 2) RZA keeps his grip!
Soulja Brute roars at Ezio! (3-1 vs. 4) He swings his Chainsaw, but the Assassin dodges into a tactical position, (3 vs. 2) and slices the Brute's Left Ankle with a Hidden Blade!
Soulja Boulja loads a rocket into his RPG.
Combine Squad shoots at Gordon Freeman! (4 vs. 4) One bullet hits his Torso, but his armor stops it before it can penetrate his flesh!
Derm the Hellbringer attacks Soulja Soldier #2! (1 vs. 5) He runs up and punches Soulja Soldier in the Torso!...To no effect. (2 vs. 1) Soulja Soldier punches him in the Torso, to a greater effect.
Soulja Boi rolls around in pain. (3) But he remembers his life motto: If someone thinks you suck, then haterz b on yu YT page. He stands up.
Soulja Boi
Mood: Fiddycentgetshot9timezmanijusgotstabindachestbyaswordedfuckinponymotherfuckinYAHTRICKYAH
Health: Thunderstruck, Chest Shot, Lower Torso Sliced
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Combine Squad
Items: Assualt Rifles
Health: 3 Men Standing, 1 Injured
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Post by: Tersr on March 22, 2012, 07:26:25 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 22, 2012, 07:43:05 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 23, 2012, 11:08:51 am
Post by: mcclay on March 23, 2012, 05:42:21 pm
Then she shoots mgical bullet hell at the Blowa.
Post by: Flintus10 on March 24, 2012, 05:31:28 am
Post by: Geen on March 24, 2012, 01:11:59 pm
Post by: TCM on March 24, 2012, 10:49:50 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 26, 2012, 05:28:13 pm
Post by: TCM on March 26, 2012, 06:11:10 pm
Teddy Roosevelt recites the United States Constitution! (2) Nothing happens.
Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boi, swinging her Katana at him! (6 vs. 2) She slashes into his Spine!
Twilight Sparkle tells Derm the Hellbringer to blast Soulja Boi into oblivion. "Okay."
Derm the Hellbringer jumps up to Soulja Boi's platform and attacks! (3 vs. 6) He misses his Flaming Hell Spell, and Soulja Boi (1 vs. 2) begs for mercy.
Twilight Sparkle shoots Magic at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 4) Her blasts burns his Shoulders!
RZA grabs his mic and blasts some real rap at Soulja Boi! (2 vs. 6) Before he can speak, (4 vs. 1) Soulja Boi shoots RZA in the Right Arm!
Pinkamena Diane Pie attacks Soulja Scout with her Chainsaw! She slashes into his Torso, tearing out matter as he screams in pain!
Ezio takes out his Sword and attacks Soulja Brute! (4 vs. 1) Ezio impales Soulja Brute's Chest, and twists the blade inside! He pulls out his Sword, and Soulja Brute falls on the ground, unmoving.
Soulja Soldier #2 shoots at the Combine Squad! (5 vs. 6) He misses and they return fire! (5 vs. 6) They almost get him, but he avoids their attacks!
Soulja Scout desperatley tries to get Pinkamena Diane Pie away! He blunts her with his Baseball Bat, and starts hobbling away, holding onto his bleeding stomach!
Soulja Gunna' shoots at RZA! (6 vs. 2) He shoots RZA in the neck! RZA begins bleeding heavily!
Soulja Psycho attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (1 vs. 3) Teddy grabs him, (5 vs. 2) and throws him at a statue of a unicorn! Soulja Psycho flies into the unicorn's marble horn, and it impales him! He screams and then dies!
Soulja Officer tries to regain his strength. (4) He gains some of it back.
Soulja Boulja says "Fuck dis'!" He chucks his RPG at Rainbow Dash. (2 vs. 5) She bucks it back at him! (1 vs. 3) He catches it.
Soulja Boi cries. "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- YO, WHERE MAH G'S AT?" (1) Soulja Boi summons another rapper. The other rapper looks down upon him.
Soulja Boi looks aghast. "...WHATDAFAQ?! USPOSSED2BDEDNIGGA!"
The other rapper raises his fist. "Well...." He punches Soulja Boi in the Head, Smashing his forehead in, denting it and slicing his Brain in half! "B.I.G. is back."
Biggie Smalls Unlocked!
(http://alhaqonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Biggie-smalls.jpg)
Name: Biggie Smalls
Class Type: ThugLord
+1 Strength
+1 Magic
Items: AK47, Uzi, Brass Knuckles, Broom of Debauchery, Juicy Fruit
Description: New York-born-and-and made Rap Legend.
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Post by: Flintus10 on March 26, 2012, 06:40:12 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 26, 2012, 06:50:58 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 26, 2012, 07:00:26 pm
Teddy recites the Declaration of Independence looking for the same effect he tried last time.
Post by: mcclay on March 26, 2012, 08:21:54 pm
Post by: Geen on March 26, 2012, 09:49:38 pm
Post by: Tersr on March 27, 2012, 07:42:18 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 27, 2012, 08:00:32 pm
Shot soulja boi with my SMG.
((He's already dead, courtesy of Biggie Smalls.))
Post by: Geen on March 27, 2012, 09:12:24 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 27, 2012, 09:43:31 pm
BTW, what exactly ARE Jumper Cables?
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Those. The most common use is for hooking up a car's battery to a dead battery in another car to give it a "jump" to allow the driver with the dead battery to start their engine.
Post by: TCM on March 28, 2012, 03:33:57 pm
BTW, what exactly ARE Jumper Cables?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Those. The most common use is for hooking up a car's battery to a dead battery in another car to give it a "jump" to allow the driver with the dead battery to start their engine.
Also used in electrical torture, hence why Pinkamena has them.
I'll give just a few more hours to see if Tersr will change his post, or if Grimmjow is coming back.
Post by: Geen on March 28, 2012, 09:04:58 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 28, 2012, 10:42:40 pm
Post by: TCM on March 29, 2012, 04:04:52 pm
Rainbow Dash flies by Soulja Scout, (4 vs. 1) and slices him across the top of his Spine! He falls down and dies!
Teddy Roosevelt reads the Declaration of Independence. (4) He summons Abraham Lincoln!
New Class Unlocked!: Abraham Lincoln
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldce4qiYDX1qejv92o1_500.png)
Name: Abraham Lincoln
+1 Precision
+1 Strength
+1 Agility
Attracts Confederate enemies
Equipment: Battle Rifle of the Union, Sawed Off Shotgun, Boomerang Bowie Knife
Description: 16th President of the United States. Won the civil war and immortalized as a hero.
Twilight Sparkle uses heal on everyone! (2) Nothing happens. Derm the Hellbringer sprouts Demonic Wings and flies off to get Princess Celestia.
Pinkamena Diane Pie comes up from behind the Combine Squad... (6 vs. 6) She gets behind one, and out of pure luck he turns his head to the right and her scalpel attack misses! The Combine spot her!
Gordon Freeman fires his SMG (God, you'd think he doesn't have any other guns) at the Combine Squad! (1 vs. 1) His SMG jams!
Soulja Soldier #2 retreats, while shooting at RZA (2 vs. 2) He doesn't hit him.
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Teddy Roosevelt! (5 vs. 2) He gets hit in the chest four times!
Teddy slumps down, and Abraham Lincoln catches him in his arms. Teddy painfully turns to face him. "Do it...for....AMERICA! Urgh!" Then he closes his eyes...
Teddy Roosevelt has died!
Soulja Officer runs up to RZA and attacks him! (1 vs. 5) He raises his baton, but out of nowhere, Ol' Dirty Bastard appears wielding a Great Axe! "BLOO-BLAOW!" (5 vs. 1) He slashes the axe down, cleaving Soulja Officer's skull in half! Soulja Office falls and dies.
Ol' Dirty Bastard has joined the party!
Soulja Boulja attacks Ol' Dirty Bastard! (1 vs. 2) O.D.B. steps outta' the way, (4 vs. 4) and misses a swing with his Great Axe!
Biggie Smalls helps out the Wu-Tang clan by whipping out his Uzi and shooting at Soulja Boulja! (3 vs. 5) Soulja Boulja dives under the bullets, (4 vs. 2) and slams the butt of his RPG into Bigge's Chest, knocking him down!
Abraham Lincoln goes for vengeance and fire's his Battle Rifle of the Union at Soulja Gunna'! (6 vs. 5) He shots him in the Lower Torso twice!
Combine Squad shoots at Pinkamena Diane Pie! (5 vs. 5) She makes and scary face and they miss their shots.
Desmond Miles starts having connection issues with Ezio! Disconnection imminent in 1 Turn!
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Post by: Caellath on March 29, 2012, 04:50:07 pm
Post by: Baradine on March 29, 2012, 05:28:59 pm
Knowing my luck he will, though :'(
Post by: mcclay on March 29, 2012, 05:38:05 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on March 29, 2012, 06:47:59 pm
...You have to edit the deadlist.
Post by: Powder Miner on March 29, 2012, 06:52:29 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on March 29, 2012, 08:47:51 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 29, 2012, 09:35:12 pm
((FOR THE SAKE OF MY OCD LISTING: Please add the katana RD aquired back in the throne room to her items. I'm going bonkers! :P))
Post by: Tersr on March 29, 2012, 09:54:34 pm
Post by: Geen on March 29, 2012, 11:49:01 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 30, 2012, 07:45:14 am
Post by: Flying Dice on March 30, 2012, 07:59:38 am
Umm ... I would like to join the waitlist as beige Fluttershy ... if thats ok with you
((Just a warning, but beige is pretty much impossible to read against the default background. Also, your avatar appears to be broken. :)))
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 30, 2012, 08:42:44 am
Post by: TCM on March 30, 2012, 10:05:39 am
Well, in case Mr. Brown doesn't show, Appear out of nowhere and tackle Soulja Gunna'.
Knowing my luck he will, though :'(
I'll let you in regardless.
Thanks :) I guess your right. How about Orange? Sry but this is my first time really posting in forums and im trying to get the hang of it :D
Hi! Yes, orange would be another color, as it seems Beige is one of the hardest colors on the forum to read. At first it didn't look like you posted anything! So yeah, orange is good, I'll put you on the waitlist.
Post by: Caellath on March 30, 2012, 03:09:44 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on March 30, 2012, 03:45:40 pm
Post by: TCM on March 30, 2012, 04:37:49 pm
Post by: TCM on March 30, 2012, 06:07:06 pm
Ezio Auditore has been disconnected! (A.K.A He Died)
As Soulja Gunna' reloads, he sees a blur coming after him. He looks at it, and then it hits him, the it being Lawrence Taylor!
Lawrence Taylor has joined the party!
(4 vs. 1) Lawrence slams into Soulja Gunna' and shatters his Left Knee!
RZA, O.D.B. and Biggie Smalls attack Soulja Boulja! (3 vs. 6) They charge him, but Soulja Boulja holds his RPG directly at them! (5 vs. 4) He fires a rocket at their feet, and it explodes! They all fly several feet in the air and crash down, all of them getting severely bruised!
Rainbow Dash flies at Soulja Boulja, aiming her Katana at her tip-first! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (2 vs. 6) and Rainbow Dash crashes into the ground!
Twilight Sparkle attacks each enemy with magical bullets! (2+1+4) vs. (3+5+5) They turn out to be as harmless as rain.
Gordon Freeman throws a grenade at Combine Squad! (5 vs. 5) They pick it up and throw it away before it explodes! Gordon works on unjamming his SMG. (+1 for Intelligence bonus, 4) He unjams it.
Pinkamena Diane Pie gets out her Scalpel and Jumper Cables! (1 vs. 3) She drops them. (1 vs. 3) The Combine Squad drop their guns too.
Soulja Soldier shoots at Lawrence Taylor! (2 vs. 6) He misses. (2 vs. 3) Lawrence taunts him.
Soulja Gunna' shoots at Abraham Lincoln! (5 vs. 5) He shoots right at Lincoln's chin, but Lincoln catches the bullets in his beard!
Soulja Boulja goes to slam his RPG on RZA! (1 vs. 5) RZA kicks him in the shins, knocking him down, (2 vs. 2) and almost kicks Boulja in the head.
Biggie Smalls gets up and shoots at Soulja Boulja! (5 vs. 3) He shoots him in the Torso!
O.D.B. jumps up and swings his Great Axe at Soulja Boulja! (1 vs. 3) Boulja blocks with his RPG, (6 vs. 5) and smashes it into O.D.B.'s Groin! O.D.B. goes unconscious!
Abraham Lincoln shoots his Battle Rifle of the Union at Soulja Gunna'! (5 vs. 6) Soulja Gunna' Matrix-dodges the bullets, (6 vs. 6) and returns fire, but Lincoln counter-Matrix-dodges! They both are now in a Matrix-style fight!
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Post by: Flying Dice on March 30, 2012, 06:44:36 pm
Post by: Baradine on March 30, 2012, 06:47:09 pm
Post by: mcclay on March 30, 2012, 08:28:39 pm
Post by: Geen on March 31, 2012, 11:12:33 am
Post by: Tersr on March 31, 2012, 09:40:39 pm
Post by: TCM on April 01, 2012, 04:10:06 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 01, 2012, 04:56:26 pm
Post by: TCM on April 01, 2012, 05:40:21 pm
((Just wanted to pop back in to say that Teddy's death was touching.))
((Thanks. He will live forever in everyone's hearts, especially Abraham Lincoln's. I'm planning to have them build a statue of everyone who falls in the fight against Princess Celestia.))
Post by: Flintus10 on April 01, 2012, 08:17:40 pm
Stomp on Boulja's face.
Post by: TCM on April 01, 2012, 08:59:24 pm
Post by: TCM on April 02, 2012, 03:11:47 pm
Lawrence Taylor kicks at Soulja Gunna'! (5 vs. 3) Lawrence's Cleats stab him in the Chest!
Twilight Sparkle shoots at Soulja Boulja with her RPG! (6 vs. 3) It hits the ground near him and he goes flying! He screams as he goes up several stories high, and then falls back down and face-plants into the ground.
Pinkamena Diane Pie retrieves her items and assaults the Combine Squad! (4 vs. 3) She knocks down the injured Combine Soldier, and makes a smiley face with her scalpel on his face!
Gordon Freeman fires at the Combine Squad with his Pulse Rifle! (5 vs. 5) He misses.
RZA makes sure Soulja Boulja is dead, by stomping on his face several times.
((Time to wrap things up.))
Ol' Dirty Bastard wakes up.
Biggie Smalls throws a stick of Juicy Fruit at Soulja Soldier #2! It sticks to his back and explodes, killing him!
Abraham Lincoln throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife at Soulja Gunna'! Soulja Gunna' ducks underneath it. The Gunna' stands back up.....and the Bowie Knife misses him. But then a snake comes out of the grass and bites Soulja Gunna' in the neck! Soulja Gunna' screams and dies! The snake retreats back.
The Combine Squad retreats!
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Our heroes receive a call on the Telecommunicator! They open it:
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/071/6/f/princess_luna_by_mlpazureglow-d3bhjh1.jpg)
"Huzzah! Greetings my subjects. First of all, let us heal your battle wounds." Luna's horn glows, and the party is fully healed! "Now then, how is the pursuit of Princess Celestia? And does anyone have any questions or requests?"
(( I apologize Baradine, but I forgot to include in his character sheet that Lawrence Taylor's disadvantage is that he is inexperienced in ranged weaponry, so he gets -1 to rolls if he uses something like a gun or bow.
Also, I was thinking of instead of a direct battle, to have one battle be a Death Race in the future, as a shout-out to the Death Race RTD.))
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Post by: Flying Dice on April 02, 2012, 04:36:49 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on April 02, 2012, 06:54:09 pm
Post by: TCM on April 02, 2012, 07:08:38 pm
2 9mms'
1 Chainsaw
1 Baseball Bat
1 Mac10
1 Machete
1 RPG
1 1911 Pistol
1 Hunting Knife
Post by: Baradine on April 02, 2012, 07:09:45 pm
((If she can boost stats, boost my strength stat. If not, ask for a sledgehammer that is lightweight to me, but is still actually as heavy, if not heavier, than a normal sledgehammer. If none of this can be done, just give me a sledgehammer. If she can't do any of this, just take the baseball bat off of the ground.))
Post by: Flying Dice on April 02, 2012, 07:12:01 pm
Post by: Tersr on April 02, 2012, 08:00:27 pm
Post by: mcclay on April 02, 2012, 08:58:56 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 02, 2012, 11:34:41 pm
Post by: TCM on April 03, 2012, 08:55:34 am
Just a question, Tersr, where do you get that type of profile pic? I've seen a few around the forum that were similar.
(( I believe it is from a Fire Emblem game. Fire Emblem is a superb strategy series, not just for the gameplay, but also because the plot and the character development is really good.))
Post by: zomara0292 on April 03, 2012, 04:01:06 pm
If not, I will take the Scout
Post by: Tersr on April 03, 2012, 09:48:17 pm
I got it from a RTD by Adwarf, who most likely got it from FE.Just a question, Tersr, where do you get that type of profile pic? I've seen a few around the forum that were similar.
(( I believe it is from a Fire Emblem game. Fire Emblem is a superb strategy series, not just for the gameplay, but also because the plot and the character development is really good.))
Post by: TCM on April 03, 2012, 10:04:58 pm
I want in on this. If possible, I would like to take Wurmple, though he/it isn't part of the character choice (even willing to take a dice roll on male or female.)
If not, I will take the Scout
By Wurmple you mean:
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/265Wurmple.png/160px-265Wurmple.png)
Uh....
Post by: zomara0292 on April 04, 2012, 06:43:08 am
I want in on this. If possible, I would like to take Wurmple, though he/it isn't part of the character choice (even willing to take a dice roll on male or female.)
If not, I will take the Scout
By Wurmple you mean:
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/265Wurmple.png/160px-265Wurmple.png)
Uh....
I like bug pokemon. Sue me.
Post by: Flintus10 on April 04, 2012, 07:55:06 am
Post by: TCM on April 04, 2012, 10:14:02 am
I want in on this. If possible, I would like to take Wurmple, though he/it isn't part of the character choice (even willing to take a dice roll on male or female.)
If not, I will take the Scout
By Wurmple you mean:
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/265Wurmple.png/160px-265Wurmple.png)
Uh....
I like bug pokemon. Sue me.
Yeah...I'm going to need to see how the other players would like this. I could definitely see adding in some Legendary Pokemon in the future, but it's just the thought of Wurmple going up against Firearms and Artillery that's setting me back.
However, you reminded me of something important: I should add more female characters.
Posting next turn soon.
Post by: Baradine on April 04, 2012, 10:37:50 am
I want in on this. If possible, I would like to take Wurmple, though he/it isn't part of the character choice (even willing to take a dice roll on male or female.)
If not, I will take the Scout
By Wurmple you mean:
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/265Wurmple.png/160px-265Wurmple.png)
Uh....
I like bug pokemon. Sue me.
Yeah...I'm going to need to see how the other players would like this. I could definitely see adding in some Legendary Pokemon in the future, but it's just the thought of Wurmple going up against Firearms and Artillery that's setting me back.
However, you reminded me of something important: I should add more female characters.
Posting next turn soon.
I don't even want to know why Wurmple made you think of adding more female characters....
Edit: Never mind, have now looked at zomara's original post.
Post by: TCM on April 04, 2012, 09:06:15 pm
"Derm the Hellbinder you speak of? We will have to acknowledge this. As for armor, I'm afraid we can not send any that wouldn't severely hinder your agility."
"Well, I could use something to increase the damage I deal...."
Luna's horn glows, and a Edged Sledgehammer appears in front of Lawrence. "Something like this, we presume?"
Rainbow Dash swoops down and slings a Mac-10 over her body. ((Seems like she also now magically has a Bandolier.))
Gordon Freeman messages Luna for an upgrade in either hacking or his HEV suit.
"Sorry Mr. Freeman, but we can not assist you in either of those areas."
"Well if your gona be handin out shit, I could use some high quality fire-power." RZA grabs 2 9mms and a Machete."
Luna's horn glows and an M249 LMG falls in front of him.
"Yeah, I summoned Derm The Hellbinder into to this world and sent him after Celestia, did I screw up and has he done anything? Also Pinkie went ""Cupcake Mode"" and quite frankly its making me and Dashie nervous, what do we do?"
"We have not heard from Derm as of lately. As for your comrade Pinkie, time should calm her down soon enough. Now, you all must continue the search for Princess Celestia, for-"
The line goes static. Then it flickers back. The heroes see a disemboweled body. Then they see a decapitated and mutilated head. It's Derm. The recognizable voice of Princess Celestia is heard:
YOU'RE NEXT
Then it shuts off.
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Vote time: Who wants Wurmple from Pokemon to be a Playable Character?
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Post by: zomara0292 on April 04, 2012, 09:18:34 pm
Post by: Tersr on April 04, 2012, 09:26:58 pm
Wurmple sounds like a cool player.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 04, 2012, 10:18:30 pm
Rainbow Dash waits for the other members of the party to prepare themselves, then heads in the last direction she saw Derm heading towards.
Post by: Powder Miner on April 04, 2012, 11:36:38 pm
Post by: Johuotar on April 05, 2012, 04:26:08 am
Post by: Flintus10 on April 05, 2012, 06:21:40 am
Post by: zomara0292 on April 05, 2012, 07:00:25 am
Post by: Caellath on April 05, 2012, 07:06:16 am
((I am loved!!!! Now all I need is to find out the attacks I am probably going to have to stick with.))Stringshot. Tackle. Rinse and repeat.
Post by: zomara0292 on April 05, 2012, 07:07:42 am
((Those were my first two. and poison sting[in the eye]. I just need a fourth.))((I am loved!!!! Now all I need is to find out the attacks I am probably going to have to stick with.))Stringshot. Tackle. Rinse and repeat.
Post by: Johuotar on April 05, 2012, 10:34:54 am
Post by: Baradine on April 05, 2012, 11:18:55 am
Post by: zomara0292 on April 05, 2012, 11:26:28 am
((Bug bite? Thats the fouth move it gets after all))
((Ill give you some serious bug bites bra!))
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 01:19:55 pm
Id join waiting list, though all chars are taken already. Wurmple seems cool, I support that, if waiting listers have a say.
You can be any character, as long as you pick a unique color.
Post by: Johuotar on April 05, 2012, 01:51:09 pm
I even made character stats suggestion, to ease TCM:s job. :D
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Would this be acceptable from gamebalance view? I tried to make him only capable with melee weapons and make his sword ability limited in use. (Its probably useless now. :D)
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 04:24:37 pm
Okay, I'd like to if possible, join wait list as Brown Cyan Garamonde.
I even made character stats suggestion, to ease TCM:s job. :DSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Would this be acceptable from gamebalance view? I tried to make him only capable with melee weapons and make his sword ability limited in use. (Its probably useless now. :D)
Hm, maybe. Might have to nerf him, but I'll add him in.
Also:
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/7/76/265Wurmple.png/160px-265Wurmple.png)
Name: Wurmple
Class Type: Worm Pokemon
+1 Agility
Can Evolve
Move-set:
Tackle - Launches itself at an enemy with kinetic force
String Shot - Tangles foes, hampering their agility
Poison Sting - Shoots a poisoned spike at an enemy
Bug Bite - Powerful bite that has a chance of eating an enemy's item
Description: A Worm Pokemon that eats sap from trees. It typically traps it's opponents and then assaults them.
Post by: zomara0292 on April 05, 2012, 05:21:24 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on April 05, 2012, 05:23:40 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 05, 2012, 05:31:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: mcclay on April 05, 2012, 05:44:08 pm
Twi fuses the RPGs toghter and heads on out.
Post by: Caellath on April 05, 2012, 05:46:40 pm
Spoiler: Dark Souls Knight (click to show/hide)
Edit: If this one is accepted, I would like to swap from Arthur to him.
Post by: Powder Miner on April 05, 2012, 05:52:36 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 05, 2012, 05:54:45 pm
Post by: Johuotar on April 05, 2012, 06:26:11 pm
Im okay with Cyan having the 2 special rules removed and left with just those +1 bonuses if the special rules could get a bit annoying. Would be more balanced too.
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 08:00:55 pm
Well, as long as we're adding random chars, here's a non-combat type. Forgive the anime references.He probably needs balance though.... (Also, hope I'm not being presumptuous)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure about this one. You see, intelligence mainly effects three areas: Administering healing, utilizing electronics and using logic. Being super-intelligent seems like a pretty situational ability. Plus, there isn't really a point in analyzing weaknesses. Some enemies are slow, some aren't tough, etc., and it will be pretty blatant.
I want to try adding something as well.I guess this one also needs balance.Spoiler: Dark Souls Knight (click to show/hide)
Edit: If this one is accepted, I would like to swap from Arthur to him.
I'd like this one to be more specialized, seems just to much like a Knight the heroes fought in Battle #2.
Post by: Caellath on April 05, 2012, 08:28:18 pm
I'd like this one to be more specialized, seems just to much like a Knight the heroes fought in Battle #2.The major problem is that in Dark Souls, you are the silent, generic protagonist, the Chosen Undead. The game, however, has two mascots: the Black Knight, which is an enemy/set of armor and someone wearing the remarkable Elite Knight armor set. Most of the promo material will either show the Black Knight or the Elite Knight-wearing character.
Spoiler: Solaire (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 08:44:40 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 05, 2012, 08:49:12 pm
Wha makes him different from Arthur?Nevermind, carry on. I ended up bothering people >.>
Sorry GM.
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 09:07:33 pm
Wha makes him different from Arthur?Nevermind, carry on. I ended up bothering people >.>
Sorry GM.
I'm sorry, it's just that its important each character fills a unique role. That's why I don't want any similar characters.
Post by: mcclay on April 05, 2012, 09:47:17 pm
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2012, 09:57:06 pm
Can you add Little tip from Fallout:Equestria, pleassseeeeee
When am I going to have time to read a 50-Chapter story?
Post by: mcclay on April 05, 2012, 10:04:17 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 05, 2012, 10:24:23 pm
Post by: mcclay on April 05, 2012, 10:50:32 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 05, 2012, 11:02:43 pm
Post by: TCM on April 06, 2012, 10:46:49 pm
I recall him eralier in this thread that he would add in Little Tip.
If you can make a good Little Pip Character Sheet, I'll consider it.
I believe everyone has posted. If not, too bad, we move forward starting tomorrow morning....
Post by: Geen on April 06, 2012, 10:51:08 pm
Wurmple is fine by me.
Post by: zomara0292 on April 06, 2012, 11:07:58 pm
((Hey!!! Where am I on the waitlist?))
Post by: TCM on April 06, 2012, 11:26:01 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on April 07, 2012, 12:09:50 am
Post by: Johuotar on April 07, 2012, 04:02:54 am
Post by: zomara0292 on April 07, 2012, 06:52:20 am
Post by: Baradine on April 07, 2012, 10:16:57 am
Well, as long as we're adding random chars, here's a non-combat type. Forgive the anime references.He probably needs balance though.... (Also, hope I'm not being presumptuous)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not sure about this one. You see, intelligence mainly effects three areas: Administering healing, utilizing electronics and using logic. Being super-intelligent seems like a pretty situational ability. Plus, there isn't really a point in analyzing weaknesses. Some enemies are slow, some aren't tough, etc., and it will be pretty blatant.
Ah. Well, I suppose with simple enemies like that, there really isn't a need for a tactician, is there? Oh well. Those are pretty much his only in world abilities, other than being very good looking. He's a hyper intelligent, very perceptive and analytical person. Not very good for combat, the way he is, because that weakness is in world as well. Well, my random suggestion is over, as I can see it is getting annoying to the author.
Post by: TCM on April 07, 2012, 08:46:09 pm
Post by: Dermonster on April 08, 2012, 02:26:21 pm
I (Derm Hellbinder, my character.) got summoned into a game and there wasn't any random indiscriminate apocalypses? Then I'm used as a WORF EFFECT (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect)for Princess Celestia!? Have you even READ RTRTD (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToRollToDodge)? What kind of game is this?
There wasn't even any team maiming or 'improving'! You've got me completely out of character here.
Granted I knew nothing about any of this until just a bit ago, but still!
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 02:30:04 pm
Post by: Dermonster on April 08, 2012, 02:36:55 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 03:15:54 pm
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 03:55:54 pm
Next post I will, got to go see it.
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 03:56:38 pm
Post by: mcclay on April 08, 2012, 04:17:27 pm
you could have just editied your first post.
Ah well... we were all noobs once.
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 05:00:07 pm
...
you could have just editied your first post.
Ah well... we were all noobs once.
I know
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 05:15:49 pm
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 05:21:11 pm
You're gonna need quite a few fatalities before you get to the top of the waitlis... wait. Shit.
?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 05:38:02 pm
Just poking fun at our high rate of player turnover, so to speak. :PYou're gonna need quite a few fatalities before you get to the top of the waitlis... wait. Shit.
?
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 05:49:44 pm
Just poking fun at our high rate of player turnover, so to speak. :PYou're gonna need quite a few fatalities before you get to the top of the waitlis... wait. Shit.
?
K, I'm just gonna wait.
Post by: Johuotar on April 08, 2012, 06:32:30 pm
Waitwaitwait hold the fuck up:
I (Derm Hellbinder, my character.) got summoned into a game and there wasn't any random indiscriminate apocalypses? Then I'm used as a WORF EFFECT (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheWorfEffect)for Princess Celestia!? Have you even READ RTRTD (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToRollToDodge)? What kind of game is this?
There wasn't even any team maiming or 'improving'! You've got me completely out of character here.
Granted I knew nothing about any of this until just a bit ago, but still!
Ahh, so thats where that Derm guy was from. It got me confused for a while there.
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 06:34:55 pm
Ahh, so thats where that Derm guy was from. It got me confused for a while there.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 07:05:09 pm
Ahh, so thats where that Derm guy was from. It got me confused for a while there.
Neither of you have? :o
Roll To RTD has its own TV Tropes page (and character page), even. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/RollToRollToDodge)
Post by: Dermonster on April 08, 2012, 07:08:42 pm
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 07:11:22 pm
Granted, the character page is woefully inadequate right now. RTRTD being on hiatus might be the cause of it.
What?
TCM, give us turns.
Post by: TCM on April 08, 2012, 07:35:49 pm
Yep, Princess Celestia destroyed you. Why? Because she's Princess Fucking Celestia. She could kill everyone by making the Sun explode or something. The only reason she isn't able to is because Princess Luna is about equal in power.
Also, I'm updating. Give me a second...
You see, I was going to post earlier, but then Derm posted TV Tropes, and I got distracted for 5 hours. So blame him.
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 07:49:24 pm
@ Derm:
Yep, Princess Celestia destroyed you. Why? Because she's Princess Fucking Celestia. She could kill everyone by making the Sun explode or something. The only reason she isn't able to is because Princess Luna is about equal in power.
Also, I'm updating. Give me a second...
You see, I was going to post earlier, but then Derm posted TV Tropes, and I got distracted for 5 hours. So blame him.
Thats good, I want to see more action.
Post by: Dermonster on April 08, 2012, 07:56:30 pm
Anyways, carry on!
Post by: Caellath on April 08, 2012, 07:59:58 pm
Bet you'd be singing a different tune if I had signed up myself.You can always do it.
Anyways, carry on!
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 08:06:56 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 08, 2012, 08:09:14 pm
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 08:15:39 pm
Yeah. This kind of discussion does not make too much sense, since different Universes mean different power levels. I'm still loling because derm was offended because his character appeared in a pony RTD and was killed. I mean, if Celestia appeared on RTRTD, she would probably be a comic relief. Day after day I question the bay12'ers and my own sanity.
Sanity does not matter on forums
Post by: Sinpwn on April 08, 2012, 08:31:46 pm
Post by: TCM on April 08, 2012, 08:33:26 pm
"Oh hi dere' Mr. Science! Derpy is doin' fine! Oooh, I made something for you!" A Muffins appears in Gordon Freeman's inventory.
Rainbow Dash spreads his wings and starts flying out to where Derm was headed last.
RZA grabs the LMG and heads out.
Lawrence Taylor takes the Sledgehammer and starts walking.
Pinkie Pie loots the bodies of the Combine. Then, she wonders why she is doing that. And why does she have a Scalpel and other tools? And what happened in the last 5 minutes? Not knowing the answer to any of these questions, she drops the tools, shrugs and starts walking.
The Party continues, walking past the Castle and into the Forest. While there, a man trots up to them on a horse. "Fellow Knights, I come as a reinforcement!"
King Arthur has joined the Party!
.........
After walking, strategizing, bantering, and freestyle rapping, (which everyone, besides Biggie and RZA, completely failed at), the Party comes to a clearing in the Forest. And in that clearing, they see thousands of Stormtroopers, along with several other figures. At the back of all of them is a man clad in black armor.
" Princess Celestia has selected me to guard her! And I will not fail! March my soldiers...march for the Empire!!!
Enemies:
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1: Wow, there are a lot of these guys. They could kill all of you all easily, if they could aim.
Items: Blasters
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters
Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor, Jetpack, Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook
Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads
UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray
Alien Animal: Big blue cat thing
Items: Claws, Fangs
Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon
Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser
And the (Pen)Ultimate Boss:
(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters4/vader-red.jpg)
Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*
Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 08:33:38 pm
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 08:43:50 pm
Gordon Freeman flips a Table, Shattering it's Front Legs! He starts heading out, but not before checking on Derpy. Gordon flips his communicator on:
"Oh hi dere' Mr. Science! Derpy is doin' fine! Oooh, I made something for you!" A Muffins appears in Gordon Freeman's inventory.
Rainbow Dash spreads his wings and starts flying out to where Derm was headed last.
RZA grabs the LMG and heads out.
Lawrence Taylor takes the Sledgehammer and starts walking.
Pinkie Pie loots the bodies of the Combine. Then, she wonders why she is doing that. And why does she have a Scalpel and other tools? And what happened in the last 5 minutes? Not knowing the answer to any of these questions, she drops the tools, shrugs and starts walking.
The Party continues, walking past the Castle and into the Forest. While there, a man trots up to them on a horse. "Fellow Knights, I come as a reinforcement!"
King Arthur has joined the Party!
.........
After walking, strategizing, bantering, and freestyle rapping, (which everyone, besides Biggie and RZA, completely failed at), the Party comes to a clearing in the Forest. And in that clearing, they see thousands of Stormtroopers, along with several other figures. At the back of all of them is a man clad in black armor.
" Princess Celestia has selected me to guard her! And I will not fail! March my soldiers...march for the Empire!!!
Enemies:
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1: Wow, there are a lot of these guys. They could kill all of you all easily, if they could aim.
Items: Blasters
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2: These look exactly like the first league.
Items: Blasters
Boba Fett: A ruthless hired bounty hunter who has worked around the galaxy. Has a phobia of giant worms.
Items: Bounty Hunter Armor, Jetpack, Quick-Shot Blaster, Grappling Hook
Giant Robot: A menacing looking robot. Size: 0.78/1 Rhode Islands
Items: Drill Arm, Blaster Arm, Tank Treads
UFO: Get your tinfoil hat! Houses 30 Grey Aliens.
Items: Traction Beam, Laser Beam, Death Ray
Alien Animal: Big blue cat thing
Items: Claws, Fangs
Steampunk Soldier: The 1870s were the best.
Items: Rail-Pistol, Chain-Rifle, Cannon
Reaper Starship: Can- disintegrate organic life. Can not- Stop a trilogy from having a terrible ending.
Items: Synthetic Death Laser
And the (Pen)Ultimate Boss:
(http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters4/vader-red.jpg)
Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Before post, with these enemys, your are quite right.
Some ally is going to die here
Post by: Sinpwn on April 08, 2012, 08:46:27 pm
"For England!"
Post by: RTD on April 08, 2012, 08:51:21 pm
King Arthur charges through stormtrooper league #1, cleaving a bloody swathe.
"For England!"
I laughed hard when I read "For England"
Post by: Tersr on April 08, 2012, 09:03:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Toss a grenade at league 1 and run for cover.
Post by: Powder Miner on April 08, 2012, 09:22:42 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 08, 2012, 09:31:03 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 08, 2012, 11:20:27 pm
Charge crazily at Boba Fett, trying to look as much like as a worm as possible by doing so.
Post by: mcclay on April 09, 2012, 12:08:04 am
MAGICAL BULLET HELL BITCHES
Post by: Flintus10 on April 09, 2012, 02:17:10 am
Post by: Johuotar on April 09, 2012, 06:05:08 am
Post by: Flying Dice on April 09, 2012, 09:10:53 am
Post by: RTD on April 09, 2012, 03:29:03 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 09, 2012, 03:34:41 pm
Post by: RTD on April 09, 2012, 04:19:05 pm
((What is this, Paranoia? :P))
Maybe
Post by: TCM on April 09, 2012, 09:06:39 pm
Post by: Geen on April 10, 2012, 12:50:54 pm
Become paranoid about cake. Shoot that suspicious space man with my cannon.
Post by: RTD on April 10, 2012, 03:39:15 pm
Post by: TCM on April 10, 2012, 06:19:40 pm
Gordon Freeman tosses a Grenade at League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1 and dives behind a tree. (3 vs. 1) The explosion goes off, and a few hundred Stormtroopers are hit, debris and bodies fly through the air!
Rainbow Dash performs a Sonic Rain-nuke on League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2! (3 vs. 4) She goes smashes into them, only to slam her face into an empty patch of grass. (6 vs. 4) The League fires a ton of lasers, one lucky shot hits Rainbow Dash right on the Torso, burning it!
Lawrence Taylor gets down like a worm and starts wriggling towards Boba Fett! This terrifies the veteran bounty hunter, (and Lawrence Taylor worming up to you at sprinting speed is a terrifying thought on its own) giving Lawrence the opportunity to jump up and swing at him with his Sledgehammer! (3 vs. 1) He does not hit Boba Fett directly, but he smashes Boba Fett's Jet-Pack, breaking it!
Twilight Sparkle calls forth a Bullet Hell! (2 vs. 1) The bullets are tiny and don't do more then scraping damage, but somehow they manage to take down a hundred soldiers in each Stormtrooper League. (That armor is terrible.)
RZA grabs his LMG and shoots the Alien Animal! (6 vs. 3) He roars and rains hell upon it, shooting up it's Torso and Piercing a Lung!
Pinkie Pie has a Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness Cake. "NOBODY TOUCHES CAKE, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU EVIL SPACE MAN!" She shoots her Party Cannon at Darth Vader! (1 vs. 3) It launches a cake 5 feet, before splatting on the ground. (1 vs. 4) Darth Vader does nothing.
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1 see their comrades die in front of them, and point their Blasters at King Arthur! (4 vs. 5) Lasers fly everywhere! None of them hit Arthur though. The English King takes this opportunity to jam his blade into the ground. (6 vs. 2) A crevice appears under League of 5000 Stormtroopers #1, and swallows all of them! It then is replaced with normal ground again.
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2 shoots Rainbow Dash! (2 vs. 3) They miss horribly. (5 vs. 3) Rainbow Dash jumps up and flies through the crowd, holding her Katana in her mouth. The blade slices into many Stormtroopers!
Boba Fett points is Quick-Shot Blaster at Lawrence Taylor! (2 vs. 5) He fires a shot, but Taylor deflects it with his Sledgehammer, (6 vs. 5) and the shot is reflected into Boba Fett's Helmet! It knocks him down, and would have killed had he been unarmored.
The Giant Robot rolls over to Gordon Freeman's tree. It swings it's Drill Arm, (6 vs. 4) and slices down the tree, and digs into Gordon's Left Knee, cutting it deeply!
The UFO hovers over Twilight Sparkle and uses it's Tractor Beam! (5 vs. 6) It tries abducting her, (1 vs. 5) but one of the aliens spills coffee on the control panel, and the Beam stops working.
The Alien Animal roars and charges RZA! (1 vs. 2) He narrowly ducks under it's claws, (2 vs. 3) and then runs off.
Steampunk Soldier shoots Abraham Lincoln with his Chain-Rifle! (2 vs. 1) The Chain severs off Lincoln's Hat!
The Reaper Starship lodges itself in the ground. 'Charging Synthetic Ray.' It begins to charge a powerful Synthetic Laser!
Biggie Smalls unloads his AK47 onto League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2! (2 vs. 3) They shoot first! (6 vs. 1) They all shoot at him, and every single laser hits him! All that's left is a pile of ash...
Biggie Smalls has died! A tribute in his honor. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo)
Abraham Lincolns attacks Giant Robot! (5 vs. 5) He jumps at the Robot, and soon both of them are wrestling!
Ol' Dirty Bastard says, "I MUST BE HIGH, ALIENS COME OUTTA' THE SKY." He jumps at the UFO! (3 vs. 5) He falls flat. (3 vs. 3) The Aliens decide to leave him alone.
Darth Vader begins to march at our Protagonists. He unsheathes his Lightsaber and starts it, the red blade popping out and producing a hum. He does not say anything.. and then he lunges at Lawrence Taylor! (4 vs. 3) He slices Lawrence Taylor's Sledgehammer in half!
Darth Vader
Health: Perfect
Mood: *Breathing Noises*
Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: RTD on April 10, 2012, 06:28:59 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 10, 2012, 06:37:18 pm
I get the image of Pinkie screaming in rage, a cake splatting, and Vader just staring confused.
Post by: Sinpwn on April 10, 2012, 06:47:33 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on April 10, 2012, 06:59:21 pm
Canter through Stormtrooper League #2 while >This< (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY) plays.I. . . . . . . but aren't you still on the waitlist?
Post by: Sinpwn on April 10, 2012, 07:18:31 pm
No, actually.Canter through Stormtrooper League #2 while >This< (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY) plays.I. . . . . . . but aren't you still on the waitlist?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 10, 2012, 07:25:54 pm
Rainbow Dash fires her MAC-10 into Stormtrooper League #2 on full auto.
Post by: Tersr on April 10, 2012, 07:59:08 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 10, 2012, 11:39:35 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 10, 2012, 11:42:27 pm
"My Sledgehammer! You'll pay for that, you bastard!" Throw the remains of the Sledgehammer at Vader, then run like a pansy back to some cover, because Vader will destroy me.This, good Sir, is nice stuff.
Post by: Flintus10 on April 11, 2012, 12:14:43 am
Post by: RTD on April 11, 2012, 03:22:33 pm
"That all ya got!? COME GET SOME, YA DAMN DIRTY APES!"
Rainbow Dash fires her MAC-10 into Stormtrooper League #2 on full auto.
Yeah!
Post by: mcclay on April 11, 2012, 05:24:10 pm
Post by: Lord Allagon on April 12, 2012, 08:30:34 am
Post by: RTD on April 12, 2012, 11:28:52 am
Post by: TCM on April 12, 2012, 03:49:18 pm
Post by: RTD on April 12, 2012, 04:06:58 pm
Waiting for Pinkie Pie...
Really?
Post by: TCM on April 13, 2012, 07:01:09 pm
Waiting for Pinkie Pie...
Really?
Yeah, can't progress a chapter without all the players.
I'm banging a message to Geen.
Post by: Geen on April 13, 2012, 08:11:00 pm
Post by: TCM on April 13, 2012, 09:57:34 pm
Rainbow Dash flies over League of 5000 Stormtrooper #2, unloading her Mac-10 on them. (4 vs. 2) Several hundred die from the attack!
Gordon Freeman pulls out the communicator to get assistance. Derpy Hooves is on the line. Gordon types in, 'Request Assistance'. "Okay science man!"
Aerial Bombardment next turn.
Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away.
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))
RZA pours a 40oz. over Biggie's ashes. Then he jumps over Boba Fett. (5 vs. 3) Boba Fett starts to crawl away and RZA misses the face shots, but he does manage to shoot him in the Left Leg Twice!
Twilight Sparkle uses Telekinesis to take over the computer system of the UFO! (4 vs. 4) She only manages to take control of the ship's sewage systems.
Pinkie Pie fires her Party Cannon rapid-fire! (2) It overheats.
League of 5000 Stormtroopers #2 fire at Rainbow Dash! (4 vs. 2) A laser blasts off the top of her Left Wing! She goes crashing down!
Boba Fett tries getting up, and shooting at RZA! (4 vs. 1) He shoots him, blasting his Left Forearm!
Giant Robot wrestles Abraham Lincoln! (4 vs. 3) The Robot slams Lincoln into the ground!
The UFO shoots a death ray at Gordon Freeman! (5 vs. 1) The Death Ray goes through his Back, and into his Heart!
Gordon Freeman looks down at the gaping hole in his chest. There is no blood, but he knows what's going to happen. What's been coming for a long time. He silently limps away from the battlefield, back into the forest.
When the sound of battle fades, and slumps down onto a big oak. He turns his head towards the sky. The wind blows softly onto him. A bird sings. As he closes his eyes, he knows he has finally found peace....
Gordon Freeman has died!
Lawrence Freeman hides behind a large tree. Thinking he has escaped an attack, he peeks his head out, only to realize he is face to face with the Alien Animal! The Animal roars, and bites at Lawrence! (6 vs. 1) Lawrence rolls out of the way! After rolling, he tries to get up, but he can't. He looks at the Animal, and sees that all of his body below his waist is in the creature's mouth. He starts to faint from blood loss...
Death imminent! (Unless healed miraculously next turn.)
Steam Punk Soldier fires his Chain-Pistol at King Arthur! (2 vs. 1) The Chain hits King Arthur in his Left Foot, Shattering his Left Index Toe!
Reaper Starship fires it's Synthetic Death Ray at Ol' Dirty Bastard! (1 vs. 1) The ray hits Ol' Dirty Bastard directly, but the effects of the ray are nullified due by the high amounts of narcotics in O.D.B.'s body!
Abraham Lincoln, pinned by the Giant Robot, takes out his Sawed-off Shotgun! (3 vs. 3) He accidentally just pulls out some pocket lint.
Ol' Dirty Bastard charges Alien Animal! (6 vs. 1) He leaps up and swings his Great Axe down, slashing into the Alien Animal's neck and decapitating it! He rushes over to Lawrence Taylor. He grabs a hold of him! "AWWW SHIT! DON'T DIE MAN! THE GIANTS NEED YOU! THE CLAN NEED YOU! NEW YORK NEED YOU! EAST COAST NEED YOU! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Darth Vader shoots Force Lightening at Pinkie Pie! (6 vs. 2) The lightening hits her! She begins jolting around...and then faints.
Pinkie is in a coma, and must roll a 6 to get out! Rolling a 1 will cause brain damage, further hurting her!
Darth Vader
Health: Bruised Face
Mood: Victory is mine.
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Worst. Turn. Ever.
This game would be over, but as a last hope, you guys have two (semi) healthy magic people on your team.
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Post by: Caellath on April 13, 2012, 10:05:22 pm
"My Sledgehammer! You'll pay for that, you bastard!" Throw the remains of the Sledgehammer at Vader, then run like a pansy back to some cover, because Vader will destroy me.This, good Sir, is nice stuff.
Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away./me sips some wine "Just as planned."
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))
Edit: Also...What if I am thrown into the game if enough people die? Two King Arthurs?
Post by: Tersr on April 13, 2012, 10:09:11 pm
Post by: TCM on April 13, 2012, 10:15:20 pm
"My Sledgehammer! You'll pay for that, you bastard!" Throw the remains of the Sledgehammer at Vader, then run like a pansy back to some cover, because Vader will destroy me.This, good Sir, is nice stuff.Lawrence Taylor throws the remains of his Sledgehammer at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 1) The Hammer hits Vader in the Helmet, knocking him backwards! Lawrence then runs away./me sips some wine "Just as planned."
((That attack made a great mental image. What other RTD has NFL Superstars hitting Dark Space Lords in the face with a hammerhead?))
Edit: Also...What if I am thrown into the game if enough people die? Two King Arthurs?
Yes, that's why if there's two of the same character, they have to be different colors.
May I please be waitlisted as Teal Gorden Freeman... 2.0
Okay.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 13, 2012, 10:17:40 pm
"I-I lost... I'm going to die..."
"No. NO! NOT LIKE THIS! I'm Rainbow Dash, and victory is my middle name!"
Rainbow Dash bucks one of the surviving stormtroopers, causing him to fall over and accidentally discharge his blaster rifle, triggering a domino-effect cascade through the surviving stormtroopers as each is hit and falls, firing for the first and last time with perfect accuracy-at their allies.
Post by: Flintus10 on April 14, 2012, 02:39:41 am
Post by: Baradine on April 14, 2012, 08:48:15 am
Use necromancy to reattatch Lawrence Taylor's body or if he allows it the Alien creatures body.
If you can attach half of me to an Alien body and save my life, I will worship you for all eternity.
Also, I shall make no attempt to save my own life. Instead, Call upon the power of the New York Giants to summon an Elder Earth Giant, who is completely friendly to me and my allies.
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 09:25:44 am
I almost cryed
Post by: Sinpwn on April 14, 2012, 09:41:15 am
He holds up Excalibur and sacrifices his soul to those who lurk beyond the veil in exchange for the power to win this battle!
Post by: Caellath on April 14, 2012, 10:05:24 am
Post by: Sinpwn on April 14, 2012, 10:07:30 am
Why is everyone attempting noble sacrifices? Oh well, now the waitlist gets going.Soul =/= life... I hope.
Post by: zomara0292 on April 14, 2012, 10:20:28 am
Post by: TCM on April 14, 2012, 10:20:41 am
Gordons Freemans death seems like the happyest death yet.
I almost cryed
The inner grammar Nazi in me wants to punch you in the face for spelling 'happiest' and 'cried' and replacing the i's with y's, but fortunately thats a very small part of me.
The better, more awesome person in me wants to say that I thought it was very sad too. I almost cried writing this turn. It's ridiculous, games like this making me emotional...
Why is everyone attempting noble sacrifices? Oh well, now the waitlist gets going.Soul =/= life... I hope.
Oh, it does. If you go ahead with this action, I was planning to give King Arthur a badass upgrade, and in return he has to give his life up after the battle.
And it all depends on the Roll you get. Trust me, with something this big, you do not want to roll a 1.
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 10:36:12 am
Why is everyone attempting noble sacrifices? Oh well, now the waitlist gets going.
Noble sarcifices are noble.
Its worth it
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 10:39:00 am
Gordons Freemans death seems like the happyest death yet.
I almost cryed
The inner grammar Nazi in me wants to punch you in the face for spelling 'happiest' and 'cried' and replacing the i's with y's, but fortunately thats a very small part of me.
The better, more awesome person in me wants to say that I thought it was very sad too. I almost cried writing this turn. It's ridiculous, games like this making me emotional...Why is everyone attempting noble sacrifices? Oh well, now the waitlist gets going.Soul =/= life... I hope.
Oh, it does. If you go ahead with this action, I was planning to give King Arthur a badass upgrade, and in return he has to give his life up after the battle.
And it all depends on the Roll you get. Trust me, with something this big, you do not want to roll a 1.
Theres a lesson on this
Post by: Sinpwn on April 14, 2012, 10:56:15 am
Oh, it does. If you go ahead with this action, I was planning to give King Arthur a badass upgrade, and in return he has to give his life up after the battle.Fine with me, I was just hoping the only outcome wouldn't be King Arthur dying instantly.
And it all depends on the Roll you get. Trust me, with something this big, you do not want to roll a 1.
Post by: Tersr on April 14, 2012, 10:57:54 am
Post by: Powder Miner on April 14, 2012, 11:50:52 am
Abraham Lincoln is on the ground, and he's pinned... The robot's got him, and he can't get a weapon... It looks like it's all over... but... he thinks he hears a voice. "My fellow citizens, no people on earth have more cause to be thankful than ours" ...yes... he hears a voice indeed... but why would he be thankful? "And this is said reverently, in no spirit of boastfulness in our own strength, but with gratitude to the Giver of Good who has blessed us with the conditions which have enabled us to achieve so large a measure of well-being and of happiness." At this point, the voice is clearly audible and outside the door. The words of his speech provide an effect of motivation, of happiness, of providing of want for duty. It gets closer to the door, then the speech finishes as the door is rocked out of its hinges. At the door stands Theodore friggin' Roosevelt! Blood stains his uniform, and his wounds are visible... yet... he looks as rejuvenated as he did when he first started this adventure, and a spirit of patriotism radiates from him. "I am Theodore Roosevelt and it taks more than four shots to the chest to take me out. When I get shot in the chest, that's just when I make my inaugural speech! I'm not dead, I'm just warmed uuppp!" Several slugs erupt from his rifle, whistling at the giant robot and the stormtroopers. "I shall deal with the minions of the oppressors! And then I shall deal with the oppressors themselves! And nothing shall stop me! Or my allies, for! That! Matter!"
In short: Teddy comes in kicking down the door while making a motivating speech, then shoots the robots and stormtroopers.
Post by: Caellath on April 14, 2012, 12:05:46 pm
TCM, because Abe is already in the game and RZA is still alive, I'm going to be red Teddy again. I don't want to duplicate colors or characters and I've go a bawse intro to write for Teddy.Does it involve power-sliding and guitar riffs?
Post by: Powder Miner on April 14, 2012, 12:07:11 pm
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 12:09:27 pm
TCM, because Abe is already in the game and RZA is still alive, I'm going to be red Teddy again. I don't want to duplicate colors or characters and I've got a bawse intro to write for Teddy.
Abraham Lincoln is on the ground, and he's pinned... The robot's got him, and he can't get a weapon... It looks like it's all over... but... he thinks he hears a voice. "My fellow citizens, no people on earth have more cause to be thankful than ours" ...yes... he hears a voice indeed... but why would he be thankful? "And this is said reverently, in no spirit of boastfulness in our own strength, but with gratitude to the Giver of Good who has blessed us with the conditions which have enabled us to achieve so large a measure of well-being and of happiness." At this point, the voice is clearly audible and outside the door. The words of his speech provide an effect of motivation, of happiness, of providing of want for duty. It gets closer to the door, then the speech finishes as the door is rocked out of its hinges. At the door stands Theodore friggin' Roosevelt! Blood stains his uniform, and his wounds are visible... yet... he looks as rejuvenated as he did when he first started this adventure, and a spirit of patriotism radiates from him. "I am Theodore Roosevelt and it taks more than four shots to the chest to take me out. When I get shot in the chest, that's just when I make my inaugural speech! I'm not dead, I'm just warmed uuppp!" Several slugs srupt from his rifle, whistling at the giant robot and the stormtroopers. "I shall deal with the minions of the oppressors! And then I shall deal with the oppressors themselves! And nothing shall stop me!"
In short: Teddy comes in kicking down the door while making a motivating speech, then shoots the robots and stormtroopers.
I love that intro, and its also makes me cry tears of joy
Post by: Powder Miner on April 14, 2012, 12:13:29 pm
Thanks, RTD.
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 12:18:20 pm
I'm going to have to b auto'd through the week due to vacationing just do you know TCM.
Thanks, RTD.
Your welcome.
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Post by: TCM on April 14, 2012, 12:29:50 pm
I'm going to have to b auto'd through the week due to vacationing just do you know TCM.
Thanks, RTD.
Your welcome.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To be honest, Zomara is going to be the one who decides what Wurmple is like. It is his character.
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 12:32:31 pm
I'm going to have to b auto'd through the week due to vacationing just do you know TCM.
Thanks, RTD.
Your welcome.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To be honest, Zomara is going to be the one who decides what Wurmple is like. It is his character.
A little bit, but hes under my control for actions
Post by: Flying Dice on April 14, 2012, 12:37:45 pm
Except that he isn't, seeing as how Zomara is higher up the waitlist than you, and that you are waitlisted as Applejack.I'm going to have to b auto'd through the week due to vacationing just do you know TCM.
Thanks, RTD.
Your welcome.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
To be honest, Zomara is going to be the one who decides what Wurmple is like. It is his character.
A little bit, but hes under my control for actions
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 12:38:13 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 14, 2012, 12:42:25 pm
Oh look, Google Chrome's spell check didn't understand a third of that.
Post by: Flying Dice on April 14, 2012, 12:43:42 pm
What makes you think you should be able to control other players' characters at all, much less when both they and you are still in the waitlist?
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 12:44:12 pm
Look, he will be on the waitlist when Applejack dies, OK?
Post by: Flying Dice on April 14, 2012, 01:01:03 pm
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 01:02:26 pm
Post by: Geen on April 14, 2012, 07:23:33 pm
Also, do nothing and attempt to come out of coma. If succesful, go batshit crazy on that space magic bastard Vader. Pinkie doesn't like him. Pinkie is gonna hurt him. Pinkie is gonna make him cry blood and beg for mercy....
Post by: Powder Miner on April 14, 2012, 07:30:16 pm
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 07:31:23 pm
^What?
Also, do nothing and attempt to come out of coma. If succesful, go batshit crazy on that space magic bastard Vader. Pinkie doesn't like him. Pinkie is gonna hurt him. Pinkie is gonna make him cry blood and beg for mercy....
Pinkie is a Spartan by this point
He will never get mercy
Post by: TCM on April 14, 2012, 07:46:02 pm
I don't believe pinkie is currently PINKAMENA DIANE PIE
She can become that if she wakes up. I'd get pretty angry too if someone put me in a coma.
^What?
Also, do nothing and attempt to come out of coma. If succesful, go batshit crazy on that space magic bastard Vader. Pinkie doesn't like him. Pinkie is gonna hurt him. Pinkie is gonna make him cry blood and beg for mercy....
Pinkie is a Spartan by this point
He will never get mercy
New Idea: The 300 Spartans can become a Friendly NPC under the right summoning conditions.
Post by: RTD on April 14, 2012, 08:48:29 pm
I don't believe pinkie is currently PINKAMENA DIANE PIE
She can become that if she wakes up. I'd get pretty angry too if someone put me in a coma.^What?
Also, do nothing and attempt to come out of coma. If succesful, go batshit crazy on that space magic bastard Vader. Pinkie doesn't like him. Pinkie is gonna hurt him. Pinkie is gonna make him cry blood and beg for mercy....
Pinkie is a Spartan by this point
He will never get mercy
New Idea: The 300 Spartans can become a Friendly NPC under the right summoning conditions.
Yay, I cored up a idea
;D
THIS IS SPARTA
Post by: TCM on April 15, 2012, 10:31:54 am
Huh, he/she usually posts pretty early.
Post by: TCM on April 16, 2012, 09:45:29 pm
Turn coming tomorrow.
Post by: RTD on April 17, 2012, 03:18:34 pm
UPDATE: Mcclay suffers from a broken Kindle, so I will takeover his character temporarily.
Turn coming tomorrow.
Poor guy
Post by: TCM on April 17, 2012, 04:23:30 pm
RZA uses the Dark Magical Arts to fuse Lawrence Taylor's body with the corpse of the Alien Animal. (4) He does! And now Lawrence Taylor is like a Centaur, except instead of a horse, his lower body is a giant blue cat.
Lawrence Taylor calls upon the New York Giants to summon an Elder Earth Giant. (2) They reply telepathically, " We're not available at this time. Instead, enjoy a free complimentary item." A New York Giants Soda Bottle appears in Lawrence's inventory.
King Arthur looks up at the sky. Hoisting up Excalibur, he exclaims "I call upon the power of the souls laid to rest beyond the veil, and in return sacrifice my own life at the end of this trial!" (4) "Wish granted." King Arthur feels energy swelling up in him. He glows, and becomes The Divine King!
Name: The Divine King
Class: Holy Knight (Evolution: King Arthur Required)
+5 Strength
+3 Agility
+4 Endurance
+3 Magic
+10 Will
+2 to all Rolls!
Items:
Golden Holy Armor - Created in heaven. Nigh-impenetrable.
Fang of God - 30-foot long glowing sword. Cuts through diamond like butter.
Blood of Christ - Red shield that can deflect the impact of WMD's.
Description: The ultimate form of King Arthur. King Arthur can only evolve to this form by sacrificing his soul to God.
Teddy Roosevelt is back! (Though I have no clue where that door came from.
Theodore Roosevelt has joined the party!
Teddy Roosevelt points his Rifle right at the head of the Giant Robot and fires! (2 vs. 6) The bullet ricochets, and the robot sees him. It fires a rocket blast from it's Blaster Arm, (2 vs. 2) but Teddy yells at the rocket and it goes away.
Pinkie Pie lays unconscious. (3) She starts twitching. ((She'll come back to consciousness next turn, provided someone doesn't walk over and shoot her face.))
Twilight Sparkle sees that the Reaper Starship is charging it's Synthetic Death Ray. She shoots a highly-concentrated magic beam at it, (2 vs. 2) which bounces harmlessly off.
Boba Fett administers first aid to himself! (3) He pulls the bullets out of his leg and seals the wounds up.
The Giant Robot pins Abraham Lincoln down with one arm, and lunges it's Drill Arm at him! (3 vs. 4) Before the robot can attack, Abraham throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife! (2 vs. 6) It bounces off the robot and lands back in his hands. Lincoln sheepishly grins.
The UFO shoots a Laser Beam at Abraham Lincoln! (6 vs. 3) It hits Lincoln in the Left Arm, causing it to disintegrate!
Steampunk Soldier gets behind his Cannon and starts loading it...
Reaper Starship aims it's Synthetic Death Ray at Twilight Sparkle. "Target locked-on."[/b] (3 vs. 1) The huge laser hits Twilight Sparkle! She falls over...and isn't dead. But something isn't right. Some ashes fall from her head and she realizes her horn has been destroyed.
Abraham Lincoln screams as his Left Arm is turned to dust. But this only fights him to motivate more, and he throws his Boomerang Bowie Knife at the Giant Robot again! (6 vs. 1) The knife swings throw the air, goes into the robot's eye and slices all of it's main circuiting! It shuts down and slumps over, letting the Great Emancipator get free.
Ol' Dirty Bastard throws his Great Axe at Darth Vader! (4 vs. 4) Darth Vader Force-Pushes it to the side.
Darth Vader looks at Ol' Dirty Bastard... and then throws his Lightsaber at him! (6 vs. 1) The Lightsaber swings vertically and slices Ol' Dirty Bastard in half, killing him!
Ol' Dirty Bastard has died!
The Lightsaber continues swinging, and swings towards RZA! (6 vs. 3) It slices both of his Legs Below the Knees off! The Lightsaber boomerangs back into Vader's hand.
Darth Vader
Health: Bruised Face
Mood: *Breathing Noises*
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Teddy Roosevelt
Items: Rifle, Pistol, Knife
Health: Fine
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Post by: Sinpwn on April 17, 2012, 05:36:11 pm
The Divine King raises God's Fang into the air, releasing a nova of holy light, healing allies and blinding foes.
Post by: RTD on April 17, 2012, 07:00:49 pm
"JUDGEMENT COMES."
The Divine King raises God's Fang into the air, releasing a nova of holy light, healing allies and blinding foes.
Wow.
+2 to all rolls?
Hes indestructable.
We will have to wait a eternity
Post by: Flying Dice on April 17, 2012, 08:34:28 pm
Somehow managing to dual-wield, Rainbow Dash slashing at Boba Fett with her katana while hosing him with fire from her MAC-10.
Post by: TCM on April 17, 2012, 08:37:43 pm
Somehow managing to dual-wield, Rainbow Dash slashing at Boba Fett with her katana while hosing him with fire from her MAC-10.
Makes sense, she wields the Katana with her mouth, and uses the Mac-10 with her hooves. I've always pictured her shooting with her hooves anyways.
And if that doesn't make any sense: Darth Vader just attacked the Wu-Tang Clan. We have no need for silly laws of reality.
Post by: Tersr on April 17, 2012, 09:04:07 pm
Post by: TCM on April 17, 2012, 09:21:02 pm
Wasn't an air strike supposed to happen this turn?
Uh......*thinks of an excuse*... Derpy is bad at directions?
MEANWHILE, ON THE SUPREME BOMBER
Corporal Carrot Top: ...Er, Commander Derpy, that map is upside down.
Chief Captain Derpy Hooves: Oops! My bad. I missed breakfast! Where did all dah banana muffins go? :(
[/b]
Post by: Caellath on April 17, 2012, 09:38:09 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 17, 2012, 10:08:01 pm
Whatever, Resume the Assault upon Boba Fett! Charge at him like a crazy centaur football star! Also, chuck the soda bottle at him, combined with some Mentos that I somehow have, creating a Soda Bomb.
Post by: Johuotar on April 18, 2012, 01:56:58 am
The airstrike is still coming? Right?
Post by: Flintus10 on April 18, 2012, 03:34:45 am
Post by: Geen on April 18, 2012, 12:36:07 pm
Post by: TCM on April 18, 2012, 08:33:49 pm
The effects take place.
(3) Twilight Sparkle gets her Horn back! It's limp though.
(6) RZA gets his limbs back and is healed!
(3) Rainbow Dash gets her Wing healed and fixed!
(N/A) Pinkie Pie is currently still in a Coma.
The healthy members of the party are unaffected.
(6) The Nova burns so brightly, it burns Boba Fett's eyes out! He is now Blind!
(1) The UFO absorbs the Nova blast, and uses it to charge it's death ray. Uh oh.
(2) Steampunk Soldier digs a hole and hides in it before the Nova gets to him!
(2) The Reaper Starship is unaffected.
(6) The Nova blast doesn't blind Darth Vader, but it melts his helmet off! His head is exposed!
(http://www.jeditemplearchives.com/galleries/2010/Review_DarthVaderTVC/Review_DarthVaderTVC_still.jpg)
Rainbow Dash goes Kill-Bill on Boba Fett, swing the Katana in her mouth and firing her Mac-10 with her hooves!
(6 vs. 5) She misses her Katana swing, but one of her bullets hits him dead in the Torso! He drops to his knees.
Cat-Centaur Lawrence Taylor charges at Boba Fett, throwing a Mentos-Soda Bomb Combo at him! (5 vs. 4) The bomb explodes near on Head, and he is thrown backwards, becoming unmoving with a copious amount of blood leaking from his skull.
RZA, revived with his new body parts, fires his LMG at the Steampunk Soldier! (3 vs. 1) A bullet hits the Steampunk Soldier in the Left Arm and he falls over.
Teddy Roosevelt aims his Rifle and fires it at the Reaper Starship! (5 vs. 4) The bullets buries into the starship, cutting a hole into the Hull! (Equivalent of a Torso.)
Twilight Sparkle sends a Magic Blast at the UFO! (5 vs. 1) The blast ruptures the UFO's engine, and it goes down, hitting the ground and exploding!
Pinkie Pie awakes, but she is different...for she has awoken as Pinkamena Diane Pie! She laughs evily, (2) and just laughs evily for a few minutes.
"Critical damage to Hull attempting repairs." (1) The Reaper Starship blows itself up!
With all his soldiers dead, Abraham Lincoln charges Darth Vader!
(3 vs. 5)
Abraham fires his Battle Rifle of the Union, but the Sith Lord throws it aside with a Force push!
(5 vs. 1)
Then, the Dark Lord uses his Force Choke on Abraham Lincoln! Lincoln is lifted into the air, and the president struggles...but within a minute Darth Vader grips his hands and there is a loud snapping noise. Abraham Lincoln drops to the ground with a thud, his eyes still open.
Abraham Lincoln has died!
Darth Vader sees that besides an injured man, his army has been reduced to nothing. He raises his Lightsaber and takes a battle stance. In a raspy voice, he says "Save me Celestia... He slowly starts advancing, preparing for a final showdown...but then a loud roar fills the air. Everyone looks up as large shadows cover the ground.
The sky is covered by large aircrafts. A booming voice from an intercom is heard: "Hello everypony! This is Commander Derpy Hooves with the payload, from Mrs. Luna herself. Now, release the muffinz~!"
Black dots fall from the aircrafts, and they come closer and closer....
(? vs. ?)
How embarrassing! I have to end my day before I can finish my post. Since it's only half-ways finished, this means the turn is not over, so no posting more actions. And so, I leave you all off with a temporary cliffhanger, but I promise I'll finish it as soon as possible.
Also, I think I'll be titling each turn from now on, just to give the game a bit more feel of story-progressing and continuity.
Darth Vader
Health: Bruised Face, No Helmet
Mood: ..."Oh dear, Celestia."
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Post by: Flying Dice on April 18, 2012, 09:59:48 pm
Post by: Geen on April 19, 2012, 01:03:24 am
Do a cry-blood causing finisher combo pwnage.
Post by: Baradine on April 19, 2012, 11:54:57 am
Any way, muffins seem a little... foreboding. Escape from the field of battle, if the muffins explode. If not, wonder at Derpy's worth, then charge the Steampunk Soldier, and Tackle him.
Post by: Johuotar on April 19, 2012, 11:55:41 am
Quote
"Since it's only half-ways finished, this means the turn is not over, so no posting more actions."
Post by: Baradine on April 19, 2012, 12:01:06 pm
Oh! Well maybe I should start reading the full post then. However, if nothing has changed from the next half of turn, do what I just said to do above.Quote"Since it's only half-ways finished, this means the turn is not over, so no posting more actions."
Post by: RTD on April 19, 2012, 03:08:55 pm
This?
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 03:42:02 pm
Hey, what color did you use for The Divine King
This?
White color with Blue glow.
Like this.
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 07:35:39 pm
The black dots turn into huge bombs. The Party realizes this might be a optimal time recall a timeless piece of advice from legendary General Sun Tzu: ' When a large amount of explosives is launched towards your position, GET THE FUCK OUT. ' Hooves, feet, and claws sprint through the ground back into the forest.
(6 vs. 2)
The bombs hit the grounds, dozens upon dozens of them, razing the trees and scattering the corpses. Steampunk Soldier runs, but a blast hits him dead on. All that can be heard is a scream, then the site of a smoldering hole where he stood, and a pair of burned goggles.
Darth Vader tries running to the best of his abilities as the ground explodes around him like a Micheal Bay movie. But the old man inside the suit is not quick enough. A bomb blasts directly in front of him, causing him to fly out as he gives a helpless cry. After a few more minutes, the bombing subsides.
The Party walks back onto the battlefield, which looks like the moon with all the craters. They approach Darth Vader, who is lying on his back, grunting heavily in pain. They stand above him; there is a gaping hole in his chest and blood runs from his mouth. He coughs.
"Tell...Princess Luna...*Coughing*, "....she was right...." He takes in one last breath, and closes his eyes.
Darth Vader has died! Although he is gone, perhaps he will be resurrected as:
New Class Unlocked: Anakin Skywalker!
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090414190853/starwars/images/thumb/8/89/AnakinEstGrumpy.jpg/250px-AnakinEstGrumpy.jpg)
Name: Anakin Skywalker
Class: Jedi Knight
Equipment:
Lightsaber - A weapon that combines the worlds of swords and lasers.
Description: A gifted Jedi Knight who would become Darth Vader. After his death, Princess Luna has let him live once more for the side of good.
+1 Agility
+1 Magic
With that battle out of the way, only Princess Celestia remains between our Heroes and peace.
Before moving onto the final battle, there is a lot of loot that can be
This includes:
10000 Blasters
Quick-Shot Blaster
Rail Pistol
Rail Rifle
Cannon
Cleats
Crowbar
Pistol
SMG
Pulse Rifle
Shotgun
Crossbow
RPG
Muffin
AK47
Uzi
Brass Knuckles
Broom of Debauchery
Explosive Juicy Fruit
Great Axe
Battle Rifle of the Union
Sawed Off Shotgun
Boomerang Bowie Knife
And a Lightsaber. (Why do I have the feeling someone is definitely going to take this?)
As the Party inspects the fallen items. A divine light appears from the sky. Down from the light floats a figure in robes.
(http://)
It's Jesus Christ!
"What's up party people?!" He exclaims. "I just want to say I think what you're doin' is totally rad. But I can't really help, you know with me bein' a pacifist and fighting the man and stuff. Anyways," he turns to The Divine Knight, "My dad says you have to ride with me Crusader dude." The Holy Knight nods. "I am ready to join my ancestors in Heaven." "Alright man, let's hit it!" The light appears and brings the two Holymen into the sky. Jesus Christ says, "So later today, me and the saints in my grunge band are going to be playing at a coffee shop..." The light fades.
The Divine Knight has ascended into Heaven!
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Post by: Caellath on April 19, 2012, 07:38:47 pm
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 07:47:16 pm
I wish Sun Tzu was a playable character so I could give that kind of pricelees tactical advice once per turn.
If you make a character sheet I'll do it.
Or maybe I could just have him show up and be the group's De Facto general.
Post by: Baradine on April 19, 2012, 08:04:25 pm
Grab the Lightsaber. See if I can use it without having the Force to guide me. If the rest of the party starts going somewhere, go with them.
Also, if I can't use the Lightsaber proficiently, grab the Brass Knuckles instead.
Post by: Caellath on April 19, 2012, 08:19:31 pm
If you make a character sheet I'll do it.I would like to, but I would not know which stats to give him aside from strength and tac
Or maybe I could just have him show up and be the group's De Facto general.
Spoiler: Sun Tzu (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 08:24:04 pm
If you make a character sheet I'll do it.I would like to, but I would not know which stats to give him aside from strength and tac
Or maybe I could just have him show up and be the group's De Facto general.If you accept him (just nerf him), I want Tzu instead of Arthur. And teal.Spoiler: Sun Tzu (click to show/hide)
1. Seems fine for the most part.
2. Sun Tzu is his full recorded name.
3. What is a Standart?
Post by: Caellath on April 19, 2012, 08:26:18 pm
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 08:29:05 pm
Mistook some words, I meant Banner, oh wait or Standard.
So, a flag pretty much?
Post by: Caellath on April 19, 2012, 08:32:26 pm
Spoiler: Banner (click to show/hide)
This on a stick and on someone's back.
Post by: TCM on April 19, 2012, 08:37:52 pm
(http://www.editoraevora.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/002-sun-tzu-nhy.jpg)
Name: Sun Tzu (Forgot the whole name)
Class Type: General
+1 Agility
+1 Tactics
Can summon a chinese army of soldiers to help in battle. May end up also summoning an enemy army which will help the enemies.
Inventory:
Kaiyuan - A deadly and precise archery weapon.
Ji - Two crescent-shaped blades with a spearhead above creates this unique halberd.
Battle Banner - Used to inspire the troops.
Art of War Book - Sun Tzu wrote this. Improves tactics.
Lamellar Armor - A set of chained armored plats that can easily deflect bows and blades, among other things.
Description: Chinese general and a genius tactician, up to this day there are doubts if he really existed or if his "Art of War" is just a collection of knowledge from various military leaders.
((Is this good?))
Post by: Flying Dice on April 19, 2012, 08:57:53 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 19, 2012, 09:07:57 pm
((Is this good?))Double thumbs up and brofist. I accept it.
Edit: Maybe taking out the "(Forgot the whole name)" thing may make it better :P
Post by: Flintus10 on April 20, 2012, 02:36:56 am
Post by: TCM on April 20, 2012, 08:28:31 pm
Also, the Party has gotten really small. Time to get more reinforcements.
Post by: RTD on April 20, 2012, 09:43:17 pm
Waiting for Geen.
Also, the Party has gotten really small. Time to get more reinforcements.
Yeah, too bad I cant be in the story, next fight final fight, no?
Post by: TCM on April 20, 2012, 09:47:34 pm
Waiting for Geen.
Also, the Party has gotten really small. Time to get more reinforcements.
Yeah, too bad I cant be in the story, next fight final fight, no?
I wouldn't say you won't be able to be in the story.
Post by: mcclay on April 20, 2012, 10:11:50 pm
Post by: TCM on April 20, 2012, 10:13:41 pm
Twight heals her horn back to full length and summons all the remaining weapons and body parts,along with a little magic, into a gigantic golem.
Might want to wait in case Pinkamena wants any weapons.
Post by: mcclay on April 20, 2012, 10:29:44 pm
Post by: RTD on April 21, 2012, 07:53:28 am
Waiting for Geen.
Also, the Party has gotten really small. Time to get more reinforcements.
Yeah, too bad I cant be in the story, next fight final fight, no?
I wouldn't say you won't be able to be in the story.
Oh, thats good
Post by: Caellath on April 21, 2012, 09:15:12 am
Post by: Powder Miner on April 21, 2012, 08:39:18 pm
I AM HERE
Teddy grabs the Battle Rifle of the Union, the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and the Boomerang Bowie Knife. "I'll avenge you, Abe. For America."
Post by: Flying Dice on April 22, 2012, 01:33:44 am
WAIT
I AM HERE
Teddy grabs the Battle Rifle of the Union, the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and the Boomerang Bowie Knife. "I'll avenge you, Abe. For America."
ftfy
Post by: Geen on April 22, 2012, 05:09:22 pm
Craft a few hundred blasters with my chainsaw to make a las-chainsword. Also, eat that muffin. And make a few more out of the bodies.
Post by: TCM on April 22, 2012, 08:14:46 pm
It's the BEGINNING OF THE END.
Post by: TCM on April 23, 2012, 08:38:26 pm
Lawrence Taylor the Cat-Centaur picks up the Lightsaber.
Rainbow Dash grabs the Quick-shot Blaster and slings it onto her magically-appearing second bandolier.
RZA picks up the explosive Juicy Fruit package. He then uses his Wu-Tang Dark Arts to summon the next of the Clan. He summons Raekwon!
Teddy Roosevelt vows vengeance on the part of Abraham Lincoln, and takes the dead president's weapons.
Pinkamena Diane Pie crafts the 10000 Blasters together with her chainsaw. (3) All she does is tape them together. It doesn't work.
Twilight Sparkle heals her unicorn horn, except she can't because the thing she could heal her defunct unicorn horn with, is her defunct unicorn horn. Looks like that Golem isn't going to happen.
Incoming Transmission! The transceiver opens to an image of Leader Princess Luna!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QE7LRjF54
A bright glow surrounds the party, and everyone is fully healed!
"We have heard that the Party has defeated all of Princess Celestia's remaining forces. This is good, and we wish you luck on the final battle. Radar and satellite images read that my sister is just a few kilometers north of here. It is vital to the revolution that you catch her now. Salutations, and may Faust look over you."
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Post by: Powder Miner on April 23, 2012, 08:41:59 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 23, 2012, 08:44:58 pm
"Foals of Canterlot, of Manehatten, my sisters:
I see in your eyes, the same fear that will take the heart of me!
And a day may come, when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends,
and all bonds of fellowship are broken.
But it is not this day.
There may come a time of swords
and an hour of wolves,
when the Age of Ponies comes crashing down!
But it is not this day.
This day, WE FIGHT!"
I see in your eyes, the same fear that will take the heart of me!
And a day may come, when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends,
and all bonds of fellowship are broken.
But it is not this day.
There may come a time of swords
and an hour of wolves,
when the Age of Ponies comes crashing down!
But it is not this day.
This day, WE FIGHT!"
Rainbow Dash glanced up, looked at her companions, and hastily flung a book into a nearby shrubbery.
Post by: mcclay on April 23, 2012, 09:33:42 pm
Post by: Geen on April 23, 2012, 10:11:41 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on April 24, 2012, 01:03:32 am
Post by: Baradine on April 24, 2012, 08:14:44 am
Post by: TCM on April 25, 2012, 09:16:57 pm
Whose ready for the finale?
Post by: Baradine on April 25, 2012, 10:00:34 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 25, 2012, 10:07:42 pm
Post by: TCM on April 27, 2012, 09:04:37 pm
After some instantaneous speeches, trading, laser blasting, running and trying to unsuccessfully (2), trying to summon a golem, the group reaches their target at the end of the forest.
The despot sits upon the grass, not directly at the Party; she stares deep into the beautiful horizon. Stretching her legs, she says only this: "The best plotted plans of people and ponies often proceed awry."
FINAL BOSS: PRINCESS CELESTIA
Princess Celestia
Health: Divine
Mood: -----
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Post by: Baradine on April 27, 2012, 09:34:28 pm
Anyways, try and plead again for a giant from the New York Giants
Post by: Flintus10 on April 27, 2012, 10:01:49 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on April 27, 2012, 11:21:07 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 28, 2012, 08:39:25 am
Post by: mcclay on April 28, 2012, 09:27:39 am
Post by: Geen on April 28, 2012, 01:53:26 pm
Post by: TCM on April 28, 2012, 05:26:52 pm
Lawrence Taylor calls for the aid of the New York Giants! (2) They are too busy selecting a draft to notice, and probably will be for the next while.
"Hey bitch, you want some gum?" RZA chucks a pack of Explosive Juicy Fruit at Princess Celestia! (6 vs. 3) The gum sticks to her Torso. With a look of horror, it explodes directly on her, as her chest cavity is exploded!
Teddy Roosevelt attacks Princess Celestia with an all-out charge! (1 vs. 4) He pulls all of his weapons out, but he can't carry all of these firearms! He trips. The Princess (3 vs. 5) shoots a Death Ray at him, but he swiftly rolls out of the way!
Rainbow Dash flies over Princess Celestia and dual-fires in John Woo slo-mo fashion! (5 vs. 3) The bullets and lasers burn and tear through her body!
Twilight Sparkle uses Absorption on Princess Celestia's magical prowess! (2 vs. 2) Nothing happens.
Pinkamena Diane Pie fires all the lasers! (3 vs. 1) A huge magical laser forms and smashes into Princess Celestia! She flies several feet back before landing in the grass.
Raekwon does the ancient Wu-Tang dance! (2) It's kind of entertaining.
Princess Celestia gets up, (1) but winces in pain and falls back down again. She begins sobbing. "I can't die here..."
Princess Celestia
Health: Fucked Up
Mood: *Crying*
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Post by: Flying Dice on April 28, 2012, 06:00:41 pm
((My plot-twist sense is tingling...))
Post by: Caellath on April 28, 2012, 06:05:14 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 28, 2012, 06:22:14 pm
Post by: Caellath on April 28, 2012, 06:24:01 pm
I was thinking more that we were on the wrong side.So what? Killing is fun, no matter which side you find yourself on!
Post by: Flintus10 on April 28, 2012, 07:30:09 pm
Post by: mcclay on April 28, 2012, 11:28:42 pm
"Okay, what the fuck is going on here?"
Post by: Powder Miner on April 29, 2012, 12:21:46 am
Post by: TCM on April 29, 2012, 07:05:13 pm
Post by: Geen on April 29, 2012, 07:40:55 pm
Post by: Baradine on April 30, 2012, 12:30:53 am
And those god damn draft jockies really don't want to help me, do they?
Post by: TCM on April 30, 2012, 04:36:08 pm
Princess Celestia urges herself back on the ground. "I can't let them take me...for I am Princess....I am Ruler...for I am GOD!
She screams as a bright, golden light surrounds her!
Sun God mode activated! All of Celestia's rolls are DOUBLED!
Rainbow Dash uses the ancient skill of Gun-Fun on The Sun God!
(2 vs. 10) Before R.D. can even start to fire, The Sun God sends out a powerful blast of magic! Before she can react, a the magic blast hits her in the chest, tearing her body in half! The two parts of the Pegasus body fall to the ground.
Rainbow Dash has died!
RZA walks up totting his LMG. Letting out a heavy yell, (as people always do when they fire a machine gun from the hip) he unloads on The Sun God!
(2 vs. 8 )
The Sun God creates a Barrier of Diamond between her and the bullets, rendering them useless as they smash into the wall! When the LMG clip is finished, the Barrier of Diamonds explodes! A multitude of diamonds slash and impale RZA on numerous parts of his body repeatedly! The sliced corpse falls on the ground.
RZA has died!
Twilight Sparkle puts up a plot shield. "Alright, what the *feather* is going on here?"
Teddy Roosevelt musters up all of his strength to lift up everyone of the firearms. "For AMERICA!
(2 vs. 12)
Hundreds of bullets fly at The Sun God, but her horn glows, and the bullets reverse and fly at Teddy Roosevelt! He is shot in every part of his body that has a name! He falls to a knee in pain, but grunts and lifts himself up. The Sun God's horn starts to glow again. "You think that's going to stop THEODORE ROOSEVELT?!?! I'LL SHOW YOU-" His head explodes. Teddy's decapitated body crumples.
Teddy Roosevelt has died!
Pinkamena Diane Pie puts 10,000 Laser Blasters to The Sun God's head. "I know what you're thinking: “Did she fire 10000 shots, or only 9999?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is 10000 lasers, the most powerful energy weapons in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?"
(4 vs. 6)
The Sun God replies with: "Six." She turns all the Lasers around.
(6 vs. 1)
There is a flash, and then a pile of pink ash.
Pinkie Pie has died!
Lawrence Taylor laughs at The Sun God's plight. (Because he's a hero. ((And kind of an asshole.))-) He smashes through Twilight Sparkle's Plot Shield, shattering it, and gallops at the Princess wielding his Lightsaber!
(2 vs. 12)
The Sun God vanishes. Lawrence Taylor stops. In her place, there is a man in a suit and a young girl. The suited man takes out a piece of paper. "Lawrence Taylor, you have been found guilty of prostitution and rape of a minor." Instantly, thousands of New York Giants players, coaches, staff, and fans appear around him. They yell, jeer and throw stuff at him. He quickly grows angry. "SHUT UP! I'M TAYLOR LAWRENCE! TAYLOR-MOTHER-FUCKING-LAWRENCE!" He charges at them, slicing some with his Lightsaber, others crushed by his hooves. But no matter how many he kills, more seem to come, and soon he is disarmed and bounded. The young girl, stomps on the ground, and a crevice appears underneath Lawrence. The suited man continues reading: "Your punishment is an eternity in Football Purgatory. May Celestia be merciful on your soul." As Taylor is dragged into the flaming crevice he yells, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" When everyone enters the crevice, it closes.
Lawrence Taylor has died!
Twilight Sparkle spins around. All of her friends are dead. Sweat covers her brow. "Hey." She spins around to find herself head-to-head with the The Sun God! But she does not look angry. She is smiling. The Sun God speaks. "I know what you are thinking Twilight Sparkle. You're allies are gone. Equestria is dying. And you want me to pay. You will fight me, and wait for the reinforcements. But the reinforcements will never come. My army has sealed off all routes to this area. They are also dead. And that makes you hate me ever more...I know this, for I am the one who taught you. So go ahead and kill me....You can't can you?....And I can not either. Because deep down, somewhere in my heart: I still love you.
(12 vs. 6)
The Unicorn's eyes start to water. "Princess..." Princess Celestia strokes Twilight's head. "Ssshhh, it's alright. Just follow my commands and everything will be alright. Just lay down..." Twilight obeys, resting her body onto the ground. "Now close your eyes..." Her eyes close. "....and sleep.....forever." And with that, the Element of Magic's eyes close.
Twilight Sparkle has died!
Princess Celestia pets Twilight Sparkle's head one more time. "Rest in piece." Celestia steps away from the sleeping pony. There is a bright flash of light.
She Is Gone.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dx6bVKsAQeI/T2tBN09PFXI/AAAAAAAAAg0/3stUG8EMqZc/s1600/the+end.jpg)
Post by: Caellath on April 30, 2012, 04:44:25 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on April 30, 2012, 04:46:05 pm
Post by: Johuotar on April 30, 2012, 04:50:36 pm
Post by: Tersr on April 30, 2012, 04:52:36 pm
4/28/12
Ghost Freeman revives you all.
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Post by: Johuotar on April 30, 2012, 05:00:41 pm
*Takes notes for oneselfs own rtd*
Post by: mcclay on April 30, 2012, 05:01:40 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 30, 2012, 05:19:38 pm
Thanks for running this, TCM! It was fun.
Post by: RTD on April 30, 2012, 05:46:04 pm
Anyhow, I knew this might happen
So, Wrumples part:
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THE END
Post by: Caellath on April 30, 2012, 06:17:32 pm
Dude, I am totally trippin yellow ballsYou should stop doing drugs.
Post by: TCM on May 01, 2012, 09:01:23 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on May 01, 2012, 09:13:22 pm
Post by: TCM on May 01, 2012, 09:26:55 pm
will i be in it?
Just wait and see...
Post by: Powder Miner on May 01, 2012, 09:42:12 pm
Post by: Geen on May 01, 2012, 10:35:56 pm
Well, that was fun.
Post by: mcclay on May 01, 2012, 10:38:27 pm
Post by: TCM on May 02, 2012, 06:30:01 pm
His appearance is not that of the common portrayal: A huge man who towers above everything, with a white swirling beard. Rather, he is in his true form: Morgan Freeman. The cloud is one of the many in Heaven, of no particular size or grandeur. Next to him is King Arthur. The British King looks over at the Heavenly one."What now?"
God stretches his arms."They should be arriving shortly....However, I now must enact divine intervention. This is no longer a mortal conflict between two princesses. The one who calls herself Princess Celestia is now 'The Sun Emperor'. I, nor any of the other Deities, have allowed for this... Morgan Freeman calls out, Jesus Christ, my son!"
The Messiah arrives on a skateboard. "What's up old man?"
God looks at him. "I have a task for you. Go down to the Multiverse and tell Princess Luna that the Gods will assist her in her struggle....", he turns to face the the horizon:
"And that her Heroes are coming back."
END OF ACT I.
You heard that right folks! This is not the end, oh no, this is merely the beginning! The Second Act will commence soon, and I take this opportunity to inform everyone that the game will change. There will be a heavier plot, my posts will have more words, character development will play a big role and linearity will give way to more choice.
Some of you are saying, "Yes, I can beef up my posts and make them longer and add more dialogue!" Well good for you, because that's what's happening! However, others are slamming their faces into their keyboards thinking, "NOOO! Why'd it have to change?!!?!? I wanted to keep my posts just a few sentences long!" Well, stop slamming your faces. First of all, that's bad for you computer. Secondly, I will allow players to post however they want. I'll still have more detailed posts, so a 1-sentence action from you can result in a paragraph long response.
And for those of you worrying about this game becoming all book-like and serious: Don't. It'll still have the same crazy battles, possibly more!
So, get ready everyone, Act II is coming! :D
Post by: Tersr on May 02, 2012, 06:34:15 pm
Post by: TCM on May 02, 2012, 06:40:23 pm
So I'm guessing it's those who just died that come back?
Yep. And the waitlist is going to start moving again.
Post by: mcclay on May 02, 2012, 06:43:30 pm
Post by: Zako on May 02, 2012, 06:55:56 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on May 02, 2012, 07:21:11 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on May 02, 2012, 08:02:18 pm
Post by: TCM on May 02, 2012, 08:16:46 pm
Awesome. What does this mean for dead Wu-Tang members?
They are back and ready to come into action.
Post by: Baradine on May 02, 2012, 08:24:11 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on May 02, 2012, 08:29:03 pm
Post by: TCM on May 02, 2012, 08:34:46 pm
So... Am I still a half cat alien thing? Because shit would be cash.
Nope. You'll see.
What about Abe?
Yeah, Abe's coming back. Everyone's coming back.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 02, 2012, 08:36:20 pm
Post by: TCM on May 02, 2012, 08:41:36 pm
Spoiler: Playable Classes, Set II (click to show/hide)
So are we going to have a party of villains as well?
If you suggest any and I like their character sheets.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 02, 2012, 08:49:20 pm
RD lived through the entire first act (till the end), and I'm going to see her through the next one as well if at all possible.
Post by: mcclay on May 02, 2012, 08:56:14 pm
Post by: Johuotar on May 03, 2012, 01:22:06 am
GODYES!
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 03, 2012, 02:16:39 pm
Post by: Geen on May 03, 2012, 06:43:59 pm
Also, totally saw this coming.
Post by: TCM on May 04, 2012, 07:22:32 pm
(http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/054/4/2/commission__princess_luna_by_johnbecaro-d4qrubx.jpg)
"Huzzah! Greetings my great warriors. You may be wondering how you escaped impending death. Well, you did not. Your corpses were discovered by us in the forest, but thankfully our magic ability was grand enough to resurrect you. It is of now that the Republic has gain the ally of millions, including The Deities. This will surely aid our quest, but it also means my sister is gathering up powerful allies also. Because of this, we need you all to get back into action immediately. Four great generals surround us, and to ensure victory they need to be defeated. The armies of the NLR have beaten the opposing armies, but the generals and their bodyguards prove to be too strong for conventional warfare." An assistant Pony pulls in a projector. The lights flicker off. The pony pulls a screen down on the wall opposite of the door. The door shuts. 'These generals include:'
(http://cloud.frontpagemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/macarthur.gif)
Luna's voice becomes less grand and more steely. "General Douglas MacArthur. American general. Fought in the Pacific during the Earth's second World War. Renown for his ability concerning tactics on the battlefield. Infamous for being insane, which resulted in his loss of position." The slide flips.
(http://www.greenprinteronline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/genghiskhan.jpg)
"Genghis Khan. Mongolian leader and warlord. Conquered a large portion of Earth. Fearsome as a general, and ruthless as a warrior." The slide flips.
(http://www.dfwk.ru/images/8/81/ToadyOne.jpg)
"Tarn and Zach Adams, known by their military titles 'The Great Toady One & ThreeToe.' They run a powerful synthetic devise labeled Bay12, which creates an perpetual flow of dwarfs and Liberal Crime Squads to do their bidding. Both are known for their high intellect." The slide flips.
(http://people.brandeis.edu/~teuber/shakes.jpg)
"William Shakespeare. Internationally famous English playwright and poet. Though he isn't known as a general, his sheer skill in speaking is something to be feared." The slide flips.
((NSFW link, but nothing sexually explicit or out of forum rules.)) (http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/e88c62befa6c6348bbc778d858c7af0a/118565%20-%20artist%3Ajungleanimal%20kissing%20lesbian%20luna%20shipping%20twilight_sparkle%20twiluna.png)
"WHAT IN MY NAME IS THIS BLASPHEMY?" Luna smashes her hoof into the floor. The projector stops rolling and the screen goes up while the lights turn back on. The Princess turns to the assistant pony. "See too it that the culprit of this is apprehended! As for the for all of you, vote on which general you will go on first. Once you have, proceed outside and tell one of my soldiers. You will receive reinforcements, as I have just sent out a call for Fluttershy and Sun Tzu. Good day!" She gives a fake smile and storms out.
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Post by: Flying Dice on May 04, 2012, 08:55:41 pm
Post by: Caellath on May 04, 2012, 10:02:03 pm
"My book says: every time lesbian ponies kiss, unwanted things happen to the enemies groin. It is the time to attack them with your pointy sticks."
Sun Tzu appears.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 04, 2012, 10:10:23 pm
Post by: Baradine on May 05, 2012, 12:40:42 am
Post by: Flintus10 on May 05, 2012, 07:40:38 am
Post by: Caellath on May 05, 2012, 07:59:01 am
"I believe we should aim for Gengis Khan first. He seems to use the type of warfare we could fight using my tactics."
((Wasn't Flying Dice Blue Rainbow Dash?))
Post by: Tiruin on May 05, 2012, 08:25:43 am
Yellow Green King Arthur
Post by: Flying Dice on May 05, 2012, 09:28:00 am
((Wasn't Flying Dice Blue Rainbow Dash?))
((She has always been Teal; TCM just kept making her blue in his posts. :P))
Post by: TCM on May 05, 2012, 10:28:51 am
((Wasn't Flying Dice Blue Rainbow Dash?))
((She has always been Teal; TCM just kept making her blue in his posts. :P))
I reread the entire game and I figured out she really was Teal. I missed a lot of stuff the first time through. I was supposed to put lawastooshort on the waitlist back in January. Whoops.
Post by: Powder Miner on May 05, 2012, 01:41:26 pm
Post by: Coolbay1 on May 05, 2012, 07:25:44 pm
Blu Pyro
Post by: TCM on May 05, 2012, 10:26:18 pm
Chapter 1.5: Muffinz!
A gray Pegasus pushed a cart down the hospital hallway. Her blonde mane swept against her back. Her wings fluttered softly. Strangely enough, she pushed the cart walking on two feet, her body supported by keeping her hooves on the handle. But humanoid action was not the most defining characteristic of this pony. (That title would be given to Lyra the unicorn.) The true trait of this Pegasus was her distorted eyes. This derp-ish looking display has given her the title of Derpy Hooves. Although she looks silly, she invokes happiness in everyone around her, and that is enough for her. On her cart is a tray of delicacy muffins, with every flavor nameable present. Blueberry, strawberry, apple, plain, carrot, coffee cake, lemon-drop, herbal, cranberry, honey-roasted, chocolate and of course the almighty legendary Banana Muffin! She prepared all of them herself, working extra-hard in order to make a special meal for her friend Gordon Freeman.
Smiling, she takes a moment to say hello to everypony she sees going down the hall. Derpy Hooves continued to push her cart down the twists and turns, until she came to a door. Next to it read a sign that said C-39. Yep, this was the right door! She stepped inside to find the Party discussing their plans for their next mission. However, the heroes stopped mid-speech on discussing how to kill Genghis Khan when Derpy rolled her cart in. "Hello everypony! I was just stopping by to deliver my muffins to Mr. Science Man, and he's sitting right-...there?" Derpy's smile fades, as her eyes dart around the room. "Where is he?" Her smile turns into a confused frown. The cart spins around as the Pegasus rolls her goods back into the hall. She keeps rolling, chanting, "Science-man....Science-man...where are you science man?"
((Wasn't Flying Dice Blue Rainbow Dash?))
Actually, I recently re-read the entire thread, and it turns out she was originally Teal. So there you go. I was also supposed to add lawastooshort into the waitlist back in January. There were all sorts of important posts I skipped over the first time through.
Waitlist
Blu Pyro
I'm afraid I can't let you in. Why?
1. I don't like Homestuck or grimdark avatars, so I definitely don't want to see yours every time a new turn comes.
2. Your grammar doesn't give me any initial hope that you'll be a good role-player.
Coolbay, I imagine you, as well as the other players reading this, are thinking: 'What?!? Those are outrageously stupid reasons to not allow someone to play! Why is TCM being such a jerkass?' To an extent, I agree with you guys. Part of me is doing this for my own selfish personal reasons. On the other hand, I believe a GM has final say to who gets in his/her RPG. That's one of the biggest jobs for a GM, to make final decisions. If I wanted to join an RPG and the GM said no, I might be upset, but that's their decision and I'll respect it.
Post by: Coolbay1 on May 05, 2012, 10:49:09 pm
Post by: TCM on May 05, 2012, 10:51:57 pm
Ok i Can understand that also that blue thing was a reference to tf2
Oh yes, I understood that. It was just my own reasoning. I apologize. I wish you luck on other RTDs.
PS, your avatar still creeps the hell out of me.
Post by: Coolbay1 on May 05, 2012, 10:53:47 pm
Edit:Forgot to capitalize the I. Also Post to watch.
Post by: Geen on May 05, 2012, 11:51:38 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 02:13:19 am
Post by: Zako on May 06, 2012, 02:29:23 am
Navy Jackie Estacado, for the waitlist.
Triple edit ftw?
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 06, 2012, 05:20:10 am
Post by: zomara0292 on May 06, 2012, 07:36:56 am
She prepared all of them herself, working extra-hard in order to make a special meal for her friend Gordon Freeman.
D'awwwww. and it take a lot to make me D'aww.
On a super side note. I have to RP actions for someone who cant speak. . . . . . again. Success.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 03:45:05 pm
Post by: Caellath on May 06, 2012, 04:19:13 pm
Heh. Was hoping for an NPC Fluttershy for RD to constantly use bad pickup lines on. Would feel rather awkward doing that to another player.Do it. It will be even more epic now.
Post by: mcclay on May 06, 2012, 05:33:04 pm
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2012, 06:13:40 pm
Pinkie Pie slips out of the room to walk up to the perplexed gray Pegasus. "Science mannnn~" her voice sings out. But there is no response. Then Pinkie Pie bust out of the bottom of the tray. "Hey Derpy!" In response, Derpy fell backwards onto her rump. "Why the sad face? Is it because Gordon Freeman died?" Derpy looks up, stunned. "...Died?" "Yep, died! Alien death straight through the heart like *zoooom* *bam!* But now Princess Celestia is killing millions, Canterlot is surrounded, and Rainbow Dash is making everyone gay, so it's all fun times from here on out! "...Died?" "Let's sing! ~My name is Pinkie Pie! And I am here to say, I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten-~ And then Derpy Hooves began sobbing loudly. "Uh..."
This would be a good time for me to go indepth about attributes.
Attributes:
Strength: Pretty simple, the amount of power and muscle a character can put into an action. This mainly effects hand-to-hand combat, grappling, throwing, and so on.
Agility/Speed: The rate at which your character can move. Effects running and dodging.
Endurance/Toughness: How long your character can last doing an activity. Effects long-distance running, and prolonged fighting/magic use.
Magic: How well your character can control magical based spells and incantations. Effects magic and summoning.
Tactics: How well your character can utilize Friendly NPCs.
Intelligence: The amount of mind-power your character can put into solving problems. Effects logic, electronics and healing.
Precision: Your characters ability to see things. Effects spotting things on the battlefield and long-range attacks.
Spontaneity: This rare trait gives your character the ability to do things out of nowhere. Gives them a +0.2 in all traits.
Stealth: How well your character can sneak around unseen to the enemies. Stealth attacks get bonuses!
Explosives: How well your character can utilize explosives objects. Effects rockets, bombs, grenades, and so on.
Incendiaries: How well your character can utilize fire-based attacks. Effects flamethrowers, fireballs, and so forth.
Finesse: This trait effects how your character does on one-on-one dueling scenarios.
Brutality: Effects how 'messy' the wounds your character inflicts are. Effects bleeding.
Firearms: How well (or at least creatively) your character can wield firearms. Effects guns.
Teamwork: Found only in group-characters. Effects how well your group can co-ordinate team-based actions.
Area-of-Effect: How well your character can attack more than one enemy simultaneously. Effects explosives, and large physical/magic attacks.
Improvised Weapons: This determines if your character can find any objects to use as new weapons on the battlefield. Utilize sticks, stones, bricks, tires, and anything you can find on the battlefield not listed as a weapon.
Evolution: If a character has this, it means after fighting for a while, they will be able to ascend to a more powerful form.
Horseback Riding: How well your character can ride and preform actions on horses. Fun fact: A character with a +1 in this is skilled in riding ponies!
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I'd also like to take this time to point out that Theodore Roosevelt and Lawrence Taylor both have Special Abilities that neither of them have used so far. (Teddy has Rally, and Lawrence has Super-Tackle.)
And so many characters, it's like a sitcom! It's like Full House, except with more genocide and lesbians. So it has nothing to do with Full House! New Turn incoming soon.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 06:21:30 pm
Horseback Riding: How well your character can ride and preform actions on horses. Fun fact: A character with a +1 in this is skilled in riding ponies!
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Post by: Caellath on May 06, 2012, 06:35:01 pm
"Calm down, my child. It was not your fault. I heard he died because an aerial attack took too long to strike the enemies and he was killed because of the delay."
Post by: zomara0292 on May 06, 2012, 06:48:27 pm
Wurm. Wurmple wurm. He said in the most consoling way he could muster
Post by: mcclay on May 06, 2012, 06:56:16 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 07:00:46 pm
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2012, 07:13:54 pm
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2012, 07:17:18 pm
Genghis Sans has joined the Party!
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 07:41:47 pm
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2012, 07:45:09 pm
"Heya Sans-y, good to see ya again!"
The Sangolian warrior steps forward and widens his arms. He then gives Rainbow Dash a huge hug, the common greeting of his people. "Rainbow Dash! How is my favorite rainbow-colored ex-mercenary!"
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 07:48:15 pm
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2012, 08:02:27 pm
"A lot better now, all healed up from that last job! Oh, and our Princess is insane and trying to kill us. No biggie."
Genghis Sans makes a 'Not Bad' face. "An interesting development, but it involves the Nefarious Khan, so I shall assist. When do we depart?"
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2012, 08:04:00 pm
Post by: Geen on May 07, 2012, 01:41:30 pm
Post by: TCM on May 07, 2012, 04:35:02 pm
Post by: Caellath on May 07, 2012, 04:37:11 pm
Sun Tzu wakes up and falls from the chair he was sitting on.
"I am ready to go whenever you are. We must take down that mongolian!"
Post by: Johuotar on May 07, 2012, 04:43:53 pm
Post by: RTD on May 07, 2012, 07:22:20 pm
(Waitlist Cyan is ready to cheer you to your quick deaths. :P)
LETS GO! LETS GO!
LETS MAKE A SACRIFICE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Post by: Flintus10 on May 08, 2012, 12:10:00 am
"Hell yeah, lets go kick some Mongolian asses."
He raises his hand offering five big ones to anybody who will take them.
Post by: Caellath on May 08, 2012, 12:15:34 am
He raises his hand offering five big ones to anybody who will take them.Sun Tzu takes it.
"Hi-five dude! Wait, was I even supposed to say that?"
Post by: Geen on May 08, 2012, 12:58:34 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 08, 2012, 02:25:33 pm
Heh. Was hoping for an NPC Fluttershy for RD to constantly use bad pickup lines on. Would feel rather awkward doing that to another player.Btw I have no Problems with that :P Do as you like,
I'm ready .... I think. Oh wait. Aaangel! *Fluttershy calls for Angel to join her on this adventure*
And TCM you forgot to mention Charisma in that Post which is kind of my only Stat. If you don't mind I'd like to know about that aswell. Please?
Post by: TCM on May 08, 2012, 08:49:08 pm
Charisma: How well you convert certainn types of neutral/enemy fighters to your side. ( In Fluttershys case, animals. And this may be quite useful in fighting the Mongols.)
Post by: TCM on May 10, 2012, 09:12:15 pm
After a unanimous vote, the Party decides to head out and defeat the Mongolian Warlord Sun Tzu. Fluttershy sings out, "~Angellllll~" Soon a small white bunny appears out of nowhere and hops to Fluttershy. "We wouldn't want to forget you now would we?"As our heroes step out of the hospital, they look around and see how Canterlot has turned from a metropolitan capital into New Lunar Republic HQ. Houses and stores have been converted to shelters, hospitals and military posts. Trucks and tanks rubble on the cobblestone, while planes and helicopters fly about in the sky. Rainbow Dash trots over to a nearby soldier pony, who wears a black NLR uniform. "Yeah hi, I'm Rainbow Dash, and me and my friends were wondering if we get a ride over to wherever Genghis Khan is." The pony calls out, "Get the party on the Friendship Express!" Soon, a large entourage of soldiers is escorting the Party onto the said pink train.
As the Party steps on-board, an Orange Pony is there to greet them. She salutes. "I am Colonel Golden Harvest, but you may refer to me as Carrot Top." The train whistle blows and soon the wheels of the train turn. "Genghis Khan has invaded Equestira from the Eastern Front, overtaking towns and cities. Our forces fight valiantly, but he seems to be to much for our conventional army to handle. We will arrive shortly."
After an hour or so of talking, banter, and awkward flirting, (mainly from one Pegasus) the Friendship Express stops. Stepping off, the Party sees a desert-like area filled with ponies, people, material, gunshots and explosions going about everywhere. Ponies hide behind sandbags and improvised walls. Off in the distance NRL forces fight with what must be Mongolian forces. "I have to go see how my divisions are going. You guys do what you best. Good luck!" Carrot Top gallops away. The Party turns to face the on-going battle...
So here we are with our first battle of Act II! Well, actually not. These Mongolian warriors are just of mook-level, nowhere near Genghis Khan and his elite bodyguard unit. So charge in, and test your characters attacks on enemy cannon fodder. Have fun!
Post by: Flintus10 on May 10, 2012, 09:21:59 pm
Post by: Caellath on May 10, 2012, 09:23:47 pm
Sun Tzu proceeds to shoot arrows at the enemies' faces with his composite bow.
Post by: Powder Miner on May 10, 2012, 09:46:40 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 10, 2012, 11:25:39 pm
Post by: Lord Allagon on May 11, 2012, 09:19:45 am
After a unanimous vote, the Party decides to head out and defeat the Mongolian Warlord Sun Tzu.be
After a unanimous vote, the Party decides to head out and defeat the Mongolian Warlord Genghis Khan.?))
Post by: Caellath on May 11, 2012, 09:21:18 am
Post by: Baradine on May 11, 2012, 01:36:16 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 11, 2012, 02:18:01 pm
Rainbow Dash attacks the vague cloud labelled "Mongolian Warriors" with her katana.
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 11, 2012, 04:53:06 pm
''Hi there you big Mongolians. I was just wondering ... would it be possible for you to stop fighting against us and join our side to defeat that mean Princess? I mean only if you don't mind.
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While that happens Angel ran to another group and tries a bit of Carrot-Karate
Post by: HartLord on May 12, 2012, 12:14:55 pm
I'm pretty sure if Fluttershy does that adorable of a look on them they'll all just die of cuteness overload.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I know I did. :P
Post by: TCM on May 13, 2012, 12:38:21 am
Post by: TCM on May 14, 2012, 02:36:11 pm
Post by: empfan on May 15, 2012, 08:24:13 pm
Yellow King Arthur, if possible.
Post by: Geen on May 16, 2012, 03:10:43 pm
Load my cannon with candy grapeshot. Make Mongol cheese.
Post by: TCM on May 16, 2012, 04:38:30 pm
Sorry, had one hell of a workload.
Load my cannon with candy grapeshot. Make Mongol cheese.
I understand. If you ever need me to auto your character, just PM me.
Turn coming soon, hopefully tonight!
Post by: TCM on May 18, 2012, 07:28:50 pm
Chapter 3: Dueling Genghis'es
RZA pulls out his mobile phone. He speed dials U-God. (3) After a bit of ringing, U-God picks up. "Sup' boss, still fighting that Princess Bitch?" "Yeah man, and shit's got weird. Like there's knights, and ponies and I even fuckin' died at one point. Can you come over?" "Sure thing, I'll be there fast. Peace."
U-God due to arrive shortly.
Sun Tzu pulls out his Composite Bow. Knocking an arrow into place, he quotes his famous Art of War: "When there is a war, shoot people in the face." (4) A group of Mongolian infantry suddenly begin to collapse. The survivors look about and see their comrades felled with arrows sticking out of their eyes and faces. This unnerves them quite a bit.
Teddy Roosevelt makes a rallying speech to a group of NLR soldiers behind some sand-bags. "Do you smell that, right over the hill? That my friends, is the smell of freedom. And if you want freedom, then let's show these Mongolian bastards that we can rip freedom out of their throats!" (2) As he is giving the speech, his yells are drowned out by artillery. He shrugs and charges into the fray. (4) A Mongolian horseman slashes his sword at Teddy, but the President jumps and kicks the man straight of his saddle. Teddy then begins to discharge his rifle into the mass of enemy soldiers.
Twilight Sparkle's horn lights up. Then, a string of brightly colored and various magic missiles flies from her horn into a group of archers. (6) The missiles explode into the ground, and many of the archers explode as well, while the rest begin to rout and retreat.
Lawrence Taylor gets down in sprinting position. "32! 4! 25! Hut!" Lawrence breaks into a super-tackle (1) and trips on his shoelaces before slamming his face into the sand.
Mongolian Cloud thought his life sucked. "Man, why do I always have to be the one holding the 'Mongolian Warriors' sign..." He sighed...but then looked up to see a blue colored blur racing towards him. "What the fu-" (3) Rainbow Dash comes out of nowhere and slices the 'Mongolian Warriors' sign in half! Mongolian Cloud retreats to the Stratosphere!
A cute Pegasus shyly walks up to a group of Mongolians. "''Hi there you big Mongolians. I was just wondering ... would it be possible for you to stop fighting against us and join our side to defeat that mean Princess? I mean only if you don't mind." They shrug. "Okay." (2) Angel kicks and bites the Mongolians, but their armor is too thick, and they are preoccupied by the NLR attacking them with guns and swords.
Mongolian Squad has joined the Party!
Pinkie Pie sets up her Party Cannon. The party pony loads the artillery up with a lot of skittles, before pointing it straight in the middle of the Mongolian front. "It's time to ~PAAAARRRRRTAAAAYYYY!~ (6) The skittles go into the middle line of Mongols, shredding through their armor and turning their bodies into blood geysers.
Having created a hole in the Mongolian front, the Party runs past the main fight and to the leader of the Khanate.
The Party comes to a flat piece of desert. In the distance, they can see various Mongolian soldiers advancing on them. In the far distance, a man in golden armor can only be the leader. Genghis Sans yells out, "KHAAANNNNNNN!!!!" From the opposite side of the desert, the party hears the golden-armored general reply with "SAAAANNNNSSSSSS!!!"[/size[[/i][/color] The two Genghis's yell out their enemies name for a good 5 minutes.
Genghis San draws his badly drawn blade. "I have come to vanquish you Khan. And when you are perished, it will restore honor to my name, my family , and my people! FOR COMIC SANS!" The CS-warrior charges at Khan, whereas the Mongolian leader calmly knocks his Bow. Lining up a shot, Genghis Khan lets the arrow loose. (4 vs. 5) Genghis San manages to jump over the arrow and continue his charge!
The Party survey who they are up against:
Mongolian Infantryman
Armed, big and angry. Your classic Mongol warrior.
Equipment: Turkish Saber, Mongolian Armor
Health: Fine
Mongolian Infantryman #2
He's buddies with the first guy.
Equipment: Turkish Saber, Mongolian Armor
Health: Fine
Mongolian Archer
This guy can shoot!
Equipment: Longbow, Mongolian Armor
Health: Fine
Mongolian Spearman
Well, he's got a big pointed thing.
Equipment: 3 Throwing Spears, Mongolian Armor
Health: Fine
Mongolian Cavalry
The Party isn't the only one with horses now!
Equipment: Lance, Mongolian Armor, Mongol Horse
Health: Fine
Mongolian Cavalry #2
Horses. Horses everywhere.
Equipment: Turkish Saber, Mongolian Armor, Mongol Horse
Health: Fine
Mongolian Horse Archer
Getting all up in your face and shooting you.
Equipment: Shortbow, Mongolian Armor, Mongol Horse
Health: Fine
Mongolian Wrestler
He'll grapple with you, and he's barely clothed. Eww.
Equipment: Loincloth
Health: Fine
Trebuchet
A seige-weapon that flings rocks, flaming stuff, and cows at you.
Equipment: Rocks, Flaming Stuff, Cows
Health: 20/20 Seigers
Genghis Khan
Health: KHANATE!
Mood: SAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!
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Post by: Caellath on May 18, 2012, 08:35:18 pm
He quotes while drawing his Battle Banner and waving it with one hand to call upon his soldiers!
With his other hand, he calls his soldiers for real (the number's on his cellphone's speed dial).
Post by: Baradine on May 18, 2012, 08:38:57 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 18, 2012, 09:59:30 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on May 18, 2012, 10:13:40 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 19, 2012, 04:03:11 pm
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So do we have the group of friendly cannon fodder Mongolian NPCs?
Post by: TCM on May 19, 2012, 05:24:51 pm
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So do we have the group of friendly cannon fodder Mongolian NPCs?
Ah yes, you do have those Mongolian NPCs. I messed up a bit when typing this chapter up.
Also, I can't take that picture of Fluttershy seriously at all.
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 19, 2012, 06:50:50 pm
And you can't take the Fluttershy pic seriously :D Seems like it fits in perfectly ^^
Post by: Flintus10 on May 19, 2012, 07:21:17 pm
He then takes the Wu-Tang kung-fu stance 'White Tiger Ain't nuthin' but a thang' and prepares to kick the wrestler's ass.
Post by: mcclay on May 19, 2012, 07:55:21 pm
Post by: TCM on May 21, 2012, 06:31:42 pm
Post by: Geen on May 21, 2012, 07:15:59 pm
Load in some candy cane hookshot and chop up some mongols. LET'S PARTY!
Post by: TCM on May 22, 2012, 07:25:25 pm
And so, the first real battle commences!
Sun Tzu looks at the Mongolian warriors ahead of him. "A journey of a thousand li starts beneath one’s feet, strutting over your enemies' testicles." Waving the Battle Banner of China with one hand, the general calls his army on his mobile cell with his other. "Brethren in arms! I call upon you to arm yourselves and face the combats of China in glorious warfare!" (1) A message appears on his phone. WARNING: CALL INTERCEPTED BY ROMANIAN SATELLITE. PLEASE PREPARE FOR WORTHY ENEMY TO APPEAR. THANK YOU. With a cackle of evil laughter, a black pillar of shadowy darkness appears in front of Tzu, and out steps Vlad the Impaler!
(http://www.donlinke.com/images/Vlad/vlad_tepes_big-x01.jpg)
Vlad the Impaler
Dictator. Murderer. Vampire. Romanian.
Equipment: Vampire Saber, Halberd, Crossbow, Medieval Gun, Royal Romanian Armor
Bloodlust: Normal
"This is for the thousands of Romanians that perished at the hands of the Europeans! China had nothing to do with it, but I'll take my anger out on you, Sun Tzu!" The Romania Vampire King howls and charges wildly at Sun Tzu. (5 vs. 1) The Chinese commander easily outmaneuvers the oncoming enemy. "When one is being attacked,-" Sun Tzu is cut off as his left arm below the Elbow falls to the ground. "-Oh shit."
Taylor Lawrence uses his experience in playing for the New York Giants to let him perform the legendary Double Reverse Handoff. It involves, 1. The football player scoping his surroundings. 2. Looking for an opening to throw the ball. 3. Throw the ball aimlessly. 4. Start screaming and charge a Mongolian Trebuchet. (4 vs. 4) The Trebuchet Operators see a man in a football outift running towards them and screaming nonsense. Utilizing the wheels on their device, they roll it away before he can catch them. By the time he runs across the battlefield, Lawrence is out of breath.
A rainbow colored blur flies through the battlefield. It swings around and begins to tail the Mongolian Horse Archer. Intimidated by the blur, he begins to gallop away. But the blur catches up to him. Then, it whispers sympathetically to his mount, "Sorry pal." Then there is a flash of steel. (6 vs. 6) R.D. attempts to slice through her hamstrings, but the Mongolian Horse jumps straight in the air, the Katana slashing the air under his hooves. Rainbow Dash stops for a second to remark, "Woah! That was awesome!"
"I'll show you Mounted Mongolian Motherfuckers what an American fights like!" Teddy Roosevelt charges forward, blasting at the various Mongolians with his American rifle. (6 vs. 1) Lining up a shoot with the Mongolian Infantryman, Theodore fires a shot into his Sternum, and then his Neck! The Mongolian Infantrymen falls, grasping his bleeding throat, as he dies and becomes the first casualty!
The Mounter Mongolians sit upon their cavalry, waiting for the perfect time to strike the enemy. But a preemptive rabbit attacks them first! (5 vs. 1) Angel bites both of them in "Critical" areas, stunning them both and throwing them off their horses. In the meantime, Fluttershy walks up to the dismounted horses. Sheepishly, she says ''Hey there you big and beautyful horses. Those mean Mongolians are only kicking you in the sides and hurting you, aren't they? Why don't you help us? I would love to count such wonderful creatures such as you as friends. And also I made you some really good hay sandwiches." (6) "You know, that sounds great! Plus, hay sandwiches." The other one approaches Fluttershy, "So what's your name, cute filly?"
Mongolian Horses gained as allies!
RZA shakes his head at the Mongolian Wrestler. "God dammit man either you put on some pants or I'm gona have to kick your ass." The Wrestler simply huffs and starts advancing on the Wu leader. The Abbot takes the 'White Tiger' stance and is ready to land the first blow when the Wrestler charges him. (3 vs. 6) RZA attacks the Mongolian Wrestler with a kick, but the Wrestler jumps high in the air over him, and spins around catching RZA from behind! "Well damn." (2 vs. 2) In a full-nelson position, both of the men resist the attempts of attack of each other, leading to a vaguely-homerotic scene.
Twilight Sparkle's horn started to glow purple with magic flow. "Eat meteor you Mongolian Clusterfucker!" And with that, a huge, fiery rocky mass fell from the skies towards the onlooking Mongol leader, Genghis Khan. (6 vs. 4) The meteor hits him in the face, knocking him down. He face-plants. Well, he doesn't seem very happy now.
Pinkie Pie loads candy candy cane hookshot ammunition into her party cannon. Pointing it at the Mongols and lighting the fuse, the pink pony declares, "Snack time is served!" (1) The cannon misfires. Snack time is not served.
The Mongolian Infantryman #2 kneels down and closes the eyes of the fallen Mongolian Infantryman #1. "Rest brother, as I will take the blood of your killer to show your death will not be in vain!" The warrior grips his Turkish Saber and runs after Teddy Roosevelt. (4 vs. 6) The president is able to side-step a fatal slash, (1 vs. 1) by running into the Mongolian Infantryman #2 full force. They both collapse to the ground in a mixed up scrumble.
Mongolian Archer loads his Longbow with an arrow. He sees that a Pinkie Pie has attempted to attack him with artillery. Wanting to dispose of the threat, the Mongol lets the arrow loose at her head. (3 vs. 5) The arrow goes into Pinkie's Party Cannon. (2 vs. 4) "Hey, watch were you aim that thing bozo!"
Mongolian Spearman notices that a crazy looking Taylor Lawrence is attacking the Trebuchet. The Spearman trotts over, and tries stabbing the occupied football player in the back. (1 vs. 1) He misses the stab and runs straight into Taylor. They both tumble to the ground.
The Mongolian Cavalrymen see that their horses have defected, having been seduced by a yellow mare. Angrily, they march forward to attack her. "We'll silence you for your insolence, you butterfly-marked whorse!" Fluttershy cowers in fear. But the two Mongolian Horses stand up to defend her. "Leave her alone!" In a spark of hatred, the pair of partners begin to attack each other. (5 vs. 2-1) The Horses buck at their masters, leaving one on the ground with a Chest bruise, and the other with a Fractured Knee!
The Horse Archer, the last mounted Cavalry man, utilizes his horse-riding skills to leap over Rainbow Dash's assault! The rider turns to fire his Shortbow at her, (4 vs. 4) but the arrow goes wide and the skilled Pegasus performs a double loop to evade it! "That all you got knuckle-head?!"
The Mongolian Wrestler has RZA from behind in a full nelson. Pulling off a complex move, he twists backwards to turn the full nelson into a sup-lex! (3 vs. 2) He slams the rapper into the ground, but besides some bruising, RZA brushes himself and gets up fine.
The Trebuchet workers see that the attacking Taylor Lawrence is being held at bay by their Spearman. Loading the Trebuchet with a rock, a man with binoculars looks for potential targets. "The enemy has a gang of Mongolian defectors! Fire the ammunition at the traitors!" The large Rock flies through the air. (2 vs. 4) The Rock lands away from the Friendly Mongolian Warriors, but it's enough to piss them off and have them charge the Trebuchet. (4 vs. 1) Before the Trebuchet Workers can load more ammo, the NLR Mongolians have descended upon them and started a systematic slaughter.
Genghis Sans has been charing through the midst of all the fighting, getting up and closer to the formidable Genghis Khan. The Khan has been injured with a meteor to the Face, which is currently causing a bit of bleeding. Just as the Mongol stands up, the Sans man has swung his sword at point-blank. (3 vs. 5) Genghis Khan brings out his Sword of Khan and blocks the Sword of Sans. (4 vs. 4) The mighty Khan, swings and misses decapitating the Sans by inches, slicing away a few neck hairs!
Genghis Khan
Health: (Bleeding from a bad face wound) KHANATE!
Mood: SAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!
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Post by: Powder Miner on May 22, 2012, 07:48:27 pm
Post by: Caellath on May 22, 2012, 08:26:13 pm
Sun Tzu wields nothing with one hand, clenches his fist and proceeds to unleash a flurry of sucker punches at Vlad, the Little Sparkly Vampire.
((Can the chinese man get some healing? He just lost his arm.))
Post by: Flintus10 on May 22, 2012, 08:36:18 pm
"A'ight you greasy bastard now you've done it. I'm gona knock your teeth out."
Rza directs a punch with all the Wu-Tang he can muster straight into the wrestler's face.
Post by: TCM on May 22, 2012, 09:28:49 pm
Sun Tzu looks at his arm and then back at Vlad. His eyes squint and the fingers of his remaining hand twitch. "When one of your arms is severed...you beat the crap out of the motherfucker who did it!"
Sun Tzu wields his Ji with one hand and proceeds to unleash a flurry of hacking attacks at Vlad, the Little Sparkly Vampire.
Did you edit this when you realized single-handily wielding a Halberd was a bad idea.
Post by: Caellath on May 22, 2012, 09:31:38 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 22, 2012, 10:08:05 pm
Post by: Baradine on May 22, 2012, 10:49:12 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 23, 2012, 02:10:20 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 23, 2012, 05:28:51 pm
Chapter 4: No Snack Time
"You know, that sounds great! Plus, hay sandwiches." The other one approaches Fluttershy, "So what's your name, cute filly?"
Mongolian Horses gained as allies!
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''Uhm I'm ... I'm ... Fluttershy.'' She gives both of the horses a hay sandwich, which are so healthy that it boosts their strength.
Angel jumps to the mongolian Archer and tries to nibble through the Strings of his bow.
''Pleaese don't mind but I have to go help my friends for a second.'' Fluttershy flies off to sneak to the Mongolian Archer and trip him with her hindhoof while he is distracted by the bunny.
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Post by: Geen on May 23, 2012, 11:47:44 pm
Post by: TCM on May 26, 2012, 03:45:36 pm
Theodore Roosevelt whips out his American Knife and Pistol, commenting to the standing Mongolian Infantryman, "I'll show you how American's fight! In America!" (1 vs. 6) 'Apparently, Americans fight in American by tripping over a rock and falling flat on the ground' The Mongolian Infantryman #2 thinks to himself. 'Taking over America must be a lot easier than taking over Equestria.' (6 vs. 6) The Mongolian Infantryman #2 thrusts his Turkish Saber into Teddy Roosevelt's back, but the Prez' turns his Spine into pure steel and stops the sword!
Sun Tzu inspects his severed arm. Glaring back at Vlad the Impaler, he quotes famous words from his Art of War: "When one of your arms is severed...you beat the crap out of the motherfucker who did it!" (1 vs. 5) Sun Tzu proceeds to sucker punch Vlad repeatedly! In the armor.
The Romanian Vampire looks as the furious Chinese Generals pounds away at his Chest-plate to no effect. Vlad is not amused. (4 vs. 4) Vlad punches at Tzu, and Tzu punches at Vlad simultaneously, and they both punch each other in the hand! Both of the warriors reel away, silently cursing at their hurt hands.
RZA is not very amused either. Standing and brushing himself off, he stares at the Mongolian Wrestler. "A'ight you greasy bastard now you've done it. I'm gonna' knock your teeth out." The rapper rushes forward, channeling all his strength into a Wu-Tang Haymaker! (1 vs. 3) The muscular Mongolian Wrestler grabs his arm before it connects. It looks bad from here...when out of no where- "~Lemme' give it to ya', no trivia, Raw like Cocaine straight from Bolivia~." The Mongolian Wrestler turns around. (4 vs. 4) He sees U-God rushing at him!
U-God has joined the Party!
Twilight Sparkle uses her healing magic on Sun Tzu. (3) He doesn't get his arm back, but the wound cauterizes. "Close enough." Twilight turns her attention to Genghis Khan. Her horn glows. "I have the rocks that will fly from the Heavens! That are on fire!" With this, fiery meteors begin to descend from the sky. (2 vs. 2) They completely miss Genghis Khan, and anyone else for that matter. Well, now the battlefield looks really cool with flaming meteors raining everywhere.
Lawrence Taylor stands over the Mongolian Spearman. "No one attacks Lawrence Taylor with phallic-shaped weaponry, motherfucker!" Lawrence begins to stomp on the Spearman with his cleats. (2 vs. 2) All he does is jump around aimlessly and yell about Freudianism.
Rainbow Dash attacks the Mongolian Horse Archer with a Katana swipe. (3 vs. 2) She misses, but she blunts him in the side with the Katana handle, and he falls off. Turning to the Mongolian Horse, Rainbow remarks, "Hey, sorry about that. That was way awesome, want to join up with us?" (2) The Colt grins. "Actually I'm more interested about joining up with you. "Huh?" The Mongolian steed approaches her, "You see, we don't have any mares back at camp..." R.D. contorts her face in disgust and flies a few feet in the air. "Forget it! Me? Having sex? With a guy!? Ewwww." The Mongolian Horse huffs. "Suit yourself." He trots off.
Fluttershy meekly responds, "Um...I'm...Fluttershy." She gives the Horses two hay sandwiches. Angel jumps at the Mongolian Archer and begins eating his bow. (3 vs. 5) The Archer grabs him, (2 vs. 4) but Angel pops out of his hand and starts running through his clothes. The Pegasus mutters, ''Please don't mind but I have to go help my friends for a second. Enjoy your sandwiches." She walks up to the Mongolian Archer and sticks her leg out. (3 vs. 1) The Mongolian Archer blindly walks into her leg and stumbles onto the ground, dropping his Bow.
Pinkie Pie loads a Disco Ball into her Party Cannon. Aiming it at Vlad, she yells, "It's time to party hard!" (3 vs. 1) The disco-shrapnel flies out at Vlad the Impaler. The Vampire jumps as a shard of glass impales his Right Forearm. He grunts and pulls the glass shard out of it.
Mongolian Infantryman #2 was a bit surprised when Theodore Roosevelt altered his Spine to resist metal. So then the Mongolian went to stab Teddy in the back of the head. (1 vs. 6) Before he can, the President jumps to his feet, (5 vs. 1) and shoots the Mongolian Infantryman in the Nose with his Pistol! The bullet exits out the bottom of the Mongolian's skull. He falls, stunned, and collapses onto the ground.
The Mongolian Army reaches for his Bow. (6) He slips it around his hand, instantly knocking an arrow inside of it. He spots and finds Fluttershy as the chief offender of the attack! (2 vs. 5) He shoots, and the arrow goes wide. (1 vs. 1) Proceeded by awkward silence.
The Mongolian Spearman stands up and throws a spear at Lawrence Taylor. (4 vs. 6) The Spear is thrown, but Lawrence catches it using his Wide Receiver skills, and then hands it to Eli Manning. Manning throws it back at the Mongolian Spearman (5 vs. 4) and it embeds itself in the Spearman's Right Leg!
The Mongolian Calvarymen fight the Mongolian Horses! (2 vs. 2) It largely consists of all of them running around in circles and attacking the air.
The dismounted Horse Archer scrambles to his feet. Seeing Rainbow Dash in his sights. He knocks an arrow and shoots her after she finishes rejecting a male horse coming on to her. (6 vs. 4) The arrow strikes her in the Belly, and she starts bleeding!
The Mongolian Wrestler grabs RZA by the neck and slams him onto the ground. (4 vs. 3) The Abbot gets banged up more.
The Trebuchet see that Twilight Sparkle is attacking their leader with various meteors. "Aim the Trebuchet towards that purple unicorn! Load! Fire!" (1 vs. 6) The Trebuchet jams. Whoops. (5 vs. 2) And then the aforementioned unicorn batters them with meteors, killing most of them!
The Mongolian Warriors run down a hill, charging the Mongolian Archer! (1 vs. 6) The Warriors anticlimactically fall down when they get get to the end of the hill. This gives ample time to the Mongolian Archer to shoot. (6 vs. 5) By the time the Warriors can recover to their feet, half of them are dead or incapacitated with arrow wounds.
U-God does a WWE-based Charge-to-Jump double-thrust kick at the Mongolian Wrestler! (3 vs. 5) The Mongolian Wrestler grabs him by the legs. (5 vs. 4) He twists one of U's feet, Breaking his Right Ankle!
The Mongolian Horses watch as their ex-masters run around in circles. They decide this makes an ample opportunity to attack. (2 vs. 2) The horses also run around in circles.
Vlad the Impaler hisses as he removes Discoball glass from his Forearm. Taking his Saber, he walks up to Sun Tzu and slashes at his midsection! (6 vs. 6) Sun Tzu catches the blade between his teeth!
Genghis Sans continues to duel with Genghis Khan. (5 vs. 2) In a lucky move, Sans quickly stabs Khan in the lower torso!
Blood begins to ooze from Genghis Khan's waist. With an unearthly roar, he takes his Mongolian Mace and swings it full force at Genghis Sans! (4 vs. 1) The blow hits Sans in the helmet, knocking him unconscious!
Genghis Khan
Health: (Bleeding from a face and torso wound) ARGARWAH!
Mood: YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Post by: Caellath on May 26, 2012, 04:10:25 pm
Sun Tzu's eyes are fiery pits of cool attitude and determination as he stares back into Vlad's eyes. "M sffftil edddsfshssc." the chinese general says with his teeth grinding against the cold, unforgiving metal of the romanian blade. Translation: "I still need healing." He then proceeds to quote his famous book as well as he can with a mouthful of saber stuck between his gritting teeth. "Gmffs dsdsdrr rcfwqjo samadsmf adafs dshhhfff fgfgsksff.", which translates as "When you are offered a blade, you catch it with your teeth and stab the bastard back."
Sun Tzu disarms Vlad and uses his own saber to attack him.
Post by: Baradine on May 26, 2012, 04:40:53 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 26, 2012, 07:14:58 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on May 26, 2012, 07:26:54 pm
RZA gets U-God to fling him at the Wrestler and prepares to hit him with the Ultimate WU TANG Kick
Post by: Powder Miner on May 26, 2012, 07:30:18 pm
Post by: Geen on May 26, 2012, 11:19:43 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 26, 2012, 11:55:42 pm
Post by: RTD on May 27, 2012, 07:32:15 am
Hope someone dies so I can get up the waitlist. ;)
OK, TCM, lets roll!
Post by: ansontan2000 on May 27, 2012, 08:21:18 am
Post by: TCM on May 27, 2012, 08:28:31 am
I really like this game.
Hope someone dies so I can get up the waitlist. ;)
OK, TCM, lets roll!
Just waiting on Fluttershy. Also holy shit, you got grammar. *Brohoof*
PTW. So god damn much.
Thank you. *Brohoof*
Post by: RTD on May 27, 2012, 10:07:57 am
If so, I feel excited to have a BLU Soldier statue to be put up somewhere in Equestria. :D
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 27, 2012, 10:08:38 am
Fluttershy sees her friend Rainbow Dash getting hit by an arrow. She flies as fast as she can to help her.
''Oh my, Dashie. Are you hurt? You are bleeding. Let me help you with that.''
Fluttershy takes out some magical-herbs she brought with her from the Everfree Forest and tries to cure Rainbow Dashs wound with them.
After comforting her that way, she turns around and looks at the dismounted Horse-Archer who shot her friend with the saddest face imaginable. (Please don't try to imagine Fluttershy with such a sad face it just makes you cry or die of sadness and she wouldn't want that. Just in case you do want to have a better image of her doing that face just open the spoiler)
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''How could you hurt my little Dashie? How can you be so mean?''
Post by: RTD on May 27, 2012, 10:11:29 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on May 27, 2012, 06:06:46 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 27, 2012, 06:41:13 pm
Gah...cuteness...overload....mind...exploding!
Worked with the first one now it only has to work with the Archer too :D
Post by: TCM on May 27, 2012, 09:27:44 pm
Post by: RTD on May 28, 2012, 07:52:40 am
I looked through the story and I found something in a theory that could work.
What if this was the last major conflict before the events of Fallout: Equestria?
Can this story be the reason why there are the stuff could be possible in one of the longest fan novels in the world?
It could work. It could be possible this was a conflict in where everything shaped out to be the dead wasteland world like it was in Fallout: Equestria.
So, guys, what do you think about it?
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 28, 2012, 08:05:57 am
The reason for the wastelands and the radiation are the megaspells.
Celestia and Luna fought on one side. For the sake of not spoilering the story I will stop here, but the fanfic gives reasons and background information for mostly everything that happened.
Post by: RTD on May 28, 2012, 09:18:43 am
True, but what if Celestia was cured by then of whatever corrupted her? Would that happen is RTDPC?
Post by: Flintus10 on May 28, 2012, 09:46:39 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 28, 2012, 10:45:19 am
Post by: TCM on May 28, 2012, 12:45:06 pm
Sun Tzu requests some healing, and mutters incoherently with Vlad The Impaler's Vampire Saber still in his mouth. Vlad tries cutting into Tzu's mouth, as Tzu grits his teeth to hold the Saber in place. Then, with his remaining hand, the Chinese General grabs the handle of the blade in his mouth. (5 vs. 2) In a surprise attack, Sun kicks the Romanian in the Torso, knocking him back and transferring the ownership of the Saber to Tzu! (1 vs. 5) And then he drops it.
Lawrence Taylor jumps on the Spear embedded in the leg of the Mongolian Spearman. (2 vs. 3) He slips on the Spear and falls off, giving time for the Mongolian Spearman to take the Spear out of his leg. (4) He grunts and pulls it out, and luckily for him, the wound has stopped bleeding by this point. He angrily walks above Lawrence.
Twilight uses her healery magics on Rainbow Dash. (3) It helps to stop the flow of the bleeding by a little bit. Her horn glows again, as she focuses on levitating the various meteors. (4) With a flash, they join together, and becomes a Meteor Golem!
Meteor Golem has joined the battle! (+1 Strength, -1 Agility)
RZA yells out about U-God's ankle, before giving him a boost. After telling the Mongolian Wrestler he's dead, U lifts his Boss up and flings him. (1) RZA flies past the Wrestler, and smashes his face into the ground.
Theodore Roosevelt takes out his Rifle and begins firing into the Mongolian ranks. (2 vs. 5) His Rifle bullets stray off course, and he inspects the barrel. Cursing, he begins to clean it out, and the Mongolian Archer spots him in this time of vulnerability. Knocking his Bow, an arrow flies at Teddy. (5 vs. 6) The arrow goes through the top of his hat, tearing it and giving it big hole!
Pinkie Pie loads the Party Cannon up with more Candy Cane Hookshot. Aiming it randomly, she fires into the crowds. "Boom!" (2 vs. 3) The Hookshot misses. Meanwhile, at the Trebuchet: "Shoot a cow at that Pink pony!" A black-and-white blur flies towards Pinkie. (2 vs. 2) It lands near Pinkie with a *thump*. Pinkie looks at the cow. "Hmmm...." A few minutes later, Pinkie Pie inserts Incendiary Flaming Beef-based Cupcakes into the Party Cannon. "Bon Appitet!" (3 vs. 3) Apparently, Flaming Beef Cupcakes only travel about 5 feet.
Rainbow Dash begins to fly around the dismounted Mongolian Horse Archer at breakneck speeds. Soon, a column of wind begins to carry him off of his feet. The cyclone spins faster. "Awww yeah!" Rainbow bucks her legs into her tornado. (4 vs. 3) Her hooves connect with his Shoulder and flies out towards his leader and slamming nearby into the ground. Dash then prods her arrow wound. "Ow."
Angel bites the Mongolian Archer's Longbow. (1 vs. 1) Apparently, small herbivore rabbit creatures do not possess very sharp teeth, especially when it comes to biting through horse-tail bow material.
Fluttershy flies over to Rainbow Dash. ''Oh my, Dashie. Are you hurt? You are bleeding. Let me help you with that.'' Fishing out some magical herbs from the Everfree Forest, the yellow pegasus applies the herbs to her friend's wound. (5) Breaking the arrow off and applying the herbs heals the wound. "There you go."
Fluttershy trots over to the Horse Archer. She looks sad. (6 vs. 2) His face implodes.
The Mongolian Archer knocks Angel away before knocking his Bow. Setting his sights on Theodore Roosevelt. (1 vs. 1) Instead of letting the arrow go, the archer stands still because his pose looks cool.
The Mongolian Spearman thrusts his Spear into Lawrence Taylor's back. (5 vs. 1) The Spear goes straight into Taylor's Mid-Spine! "AAAARRGGGHHHH!!!" He is paralyzed from the waist down! Also, he has a Spear in his back.
The Mongolian Cavalrymen and the 2 Mongolian Horses continue to duel! (2 vs. 3) The Mongolian Horses outflank their masters! (4 vs. 2) The first Cavalryman takes a hoof to the head, and is knock unconscious!
The Mongolian Wrestler pins RZA from behind onto the ground. (6 vs. 3) Feeling his Wrists getting grabbed, RZA inquires, "Man, what the hell you doin'?" He feels his Wrists snap. "Oh. Ouch."
The Trebuchet shoot flaming stuff at Twilight Sparkle. (1 vs. 2) The adept magical Unicorn catches the flaming debris before it hits her. (2 vs. 4) She sets it down on the ground.
Vlad the Impaler lunges for his Vampire Saber. (1) He grabs it by the Blade and cuts his hand. As he backs up in pain, Sun Tzu sees an attack opportunity. He charges the vampire, (2 vs. 1) and Pimp-slaps him in the face!
The Mongolian Warriors run over to attack the Trebuchet Siegers! (4+1 vs. 6) Just before the converted soldiers arrive, the Trebuchet has already loaded a Rock! (3 vs. 2) The Rock flies forward into the Mongolians are flattens a group of them!
The Mongolian Horses whinny and attack the the standing Mongolian Cavalryman! (1 vs. 4) The Cavalryman swings his Turkish Saber at them, (2 vs. 4) scaring them off.
U-God limps toward the Mongolian Wrestler. (5 vs. 6) He swings at the back of the Wrestler's head, but the Wrestler ducks under his hand. (2 vs. 2) He stands over the crippled RZA and gets in a fighting stance.
The Meteor Golem begins sludging towards Genghis Khan...
Genghis Khan smashes his Mace at his unconscious mortal enemy. (5+1 vs. 2) Genghis Sans's skull is caved in!
Genghis Sans has died!
The Khan walks forward towards the Meteor Golem. "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY ABOMINATIONS, MEN, OR PONIES YOU THROW AT ME! I WILL HAVE EACH OF YOUR HEADS! FOR CELESTIA!"
Genghis Khan
Health: (Bleeding from a face and torso wound) ARGARWAH!
Mood: YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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So, about this game being the prequel to Fallout: Equestira? Nope. The scope of the destruction of this game can't compare with how much destruction happens in this game.
By the end of this game, the damage will be way worse. It will seriously make F:E look like a picnic.
To be honest, the reason I decided that originally was that Dermonster stated that his character could never be easily defeated by Princess Celestia. I had two options:
1. Agree that Derm was more powerful than Celestia.
2. Turn Celestia into an Absolute God Emperor that could kill everyone.
Which route do you think I picked?
Post by: Caellath on May 28, 2012, 01:02:04 pm
Cut off Vlad's head with his own saber.
Post by: Johuotar on May 28, 2012, 01:06:43 pm
Genghis Khan smashes his Mace at his unconscious mortal enemy. (5+1 vs. 2) Genghis Sans's skull is caved in!
Genghis Sans has died!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Post by: Tiruin on May 28, 2012, 01:08:18 pm
Post by: TCM on May 28, 2012, 01:09:39 pm
zomara0292 is next?
Yep. What makes you ask?
Post by: Johuotar on May 28, 2012, 01:10:23 pm
Post by: TCM on May 28, 2012, 01:45:25 pm
I dont think Sans was more than npc ally so no replacement.
Oh, Sans! He was just a really powerful Ally. So zomara still has to wait for someone to go down.
Post by: zomara0292 on May 28, 2012, 01:47:03 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 28, 2012, 01:47:26 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 28, 2012, 02:51:25 pm
((So did you not change RD's status, or did two successful healings not help her at all?))
Post by: Powder Miner on May 28, 2012, 03:49:54 pm
Post by: RTD on May 28, 2012, 06:50:52 pm
One thing though.
I thought that there would be a period of time between RTDPC & F:E
I guess 9 years.
That would be a lot of time to get things started up.
RTDPC could be the event to start the treasons that led to F:E
But, yes, this is a theory for now. When the story advances, we will see whats right and whats not.
Post by: Flintus10 on May 28, 2012, 07:53:59 pm
RZA uses his necromancy magic to tear out the mongolian wrestlers soul.
Post by: TCM on May 28, 2012, 08:22:38 pm
TCM. I see.
One thing though.
I thought that there would be a period of time between RTDPC & F:E
I guess 9 years.
That would be a lot of time to get things started up.
RTDPC could be the event to start the treasons that led to F:E
But, yes, this is a theory for now. When the story advances, we will see whats right and whats not.
RTD:PC has to take place in an alternate universe. Because the RTD:PC isn't going to be equally bad as the F:E universe, it's going to be worse. Trust me, if you think this war is crazy right now...
Post by: RTD on May 28, 2012, 08:27:51 pm
OK.
I think the craziest part of the war would be my Soldier running around shooting everyone with a rocket laucnher. ;)
Post by: Baradine on May 28, 2012, 09:37:52 pm
Like tayler?
I'm not dead yet. Do a handstand and attack the spearman with my floppy legs. Also, deeply implore the great Superintendant of the Giants to come to my aid (heal my wounds, kill enemies).
Post by: Geen on May 28, 2012, 10:53:22 pm
You know what?
Fuck.
That.
Shit.
Load up a thermonuclear muffin. Give my comrades five seconds to run like hell. Then press the big red button on my cannon. And run the fuck away.
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 29, 2012, 05:02:11 pm
''You should be ashamed of yourself. Running around like a barbaric meanie. You barely wear any clothes and if that wouldn't be enough you are big and strong and your using those powers to discriminate others and bully them. Especially my friends. How can you show such immature and unreasonable behaviour? You should know better. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Angel gets really angry because all his efforts to bite through the bow were unsuccessful. So in his almighty Wrath he throws carots as hard as he can at random enemys.
Edit: Sorry I always get him confused -_- . Don't know why.
Post by: TCM on May 29, 2012, 05:40:36 pm
Angel gets really angry because all her efforts to bite through the bow were unsuccessful. So in her almighty Wrath she throws carots as hard as she can at random enemys.
Angel is male. (http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Angel)
Post by: TCM on June 01, 2012, 09:53:41 pm
Sun Tzu stared down at the hating face of Vlad the Impaler. Another line from the Art of War is quoted: "When your enemy is a bitch, you treat him like one." ((Fun fact: Sun Tzu's book doesn't have much to do with actual tactics. It mainly is filled with social commentary, Sun Tzu's rants on politics and shitty music, and phone numbers to phone sex companies.)) Tzu swings at the Vampire King's neck, (5 vs. 4) slicing into the soft flesh. Tzu's newly acquired Saber didn't give him a decapitation, but now Vlad is stumbling away as his neck pours out a continuous stream of blood.
Meteor Golem swings his molten, rocky arms down upon Genghis Khan! (2-1 (Agility negative) vs. 6) The agile Khan easily backs up as the Golem pounds the ground. Just as it begins recovering from it's miss, the Golem is attacked by the Mongol! (2 vs. 3) Genghis swings, but his Golden Horde Saber does little more than glance off the Meteor beast.
In the meantime, Twilight Sparkle sends a massive attack of magic projectiles across the battlefield! (1) However, she overcharges and just sends a bunch of bright light into the sky. She falls down, Exhausted. (-1 to all rolls next turn)
Rainbow Dash pulls a nimbus out of the sky. Pulling it over the Trebuchet, she shakes it around violently until it turns a dark, black color. She bucks it, yelling, "Enjoy this!" (5 vs. 3) Lightning zips from the cloud and strikes the Trebuchet! The large wooden structure easily catches ablaze. Seeing this, the Seigers all rout from the battlefield.
" 'MERICA!' " Genghis Khan turns to his side to see president Theodore Roosevelt charging at him. Aiming his Rifle, Roosevelt states, "I hope you like American lead! Made by
Genghis Khan has surrendered!
RZA stands up from his recent beat-down. "Well that fuckin' hurts! I can't take anymore of this!" Summoning his dark, Wu-Tang energy, a green aura flies out of his chest and into the chest of the Mongolian Wrestler! (5 vs. 4) A chunk of white light is pulled out of the Wrestler's chest and it evaporates. The Wrestler drops to his knees, panting heavily. (Weakened: -1 to all rolls.)
Lawrence Taylor has a Spear embedded in his back. But that's not enough to stop a Hall of Fame, MVP legend. Taylor does a handstand and swings his weight around, throwing his useless and floppy legs as blunt forces against the body of the Mongolian Spearman! (6 vs. 3) His feet strike against the Spearman's head, throwing him to the ground! The Spearman grasped his head in pain, having gained a Concussion. (-1 to all rolls next turn) Next, Taylor prays to be rescued by the superintendent of the Giants. (1) Instead, a letter floats down from the sky:
The New York Giants has expired it's contract with Lawrence Taylor. Have a nice day.
Pinkie Pie looks over the golden muffin in her hand, decorated with nuclear-sign styled icing. "I am become Pinkie, maker of parties." She throws it down the barrel of the Party Cannon. Pinkie issues a warning to her teammates. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgzR5OaYykk) The Party decides to GTFO out of the immediate battlefield, including Theodore Roosevelt picking his captive Genghis Khan. The Thermonuclear Muffin majestically sails through the air, before coming down and *plomp*'ing to the ground.
The ensuing result. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s)
(3)
The nuclear blast sweeps everyone off their fight, hurdling them away. The Mongolians barely have timed to scream as they are bombed. Vlad the Impaler's face implodes, and a split-second later he is turned into a pile of dust.
..........
The Party wakes up from the nuclear blast. Their are no more signs of the Mongols. While everyone is a bit banged up, they are still alive. The Heroes slowly get to their feet, except Pinkie Pie who leaps up immediately and starts jumping around. "We did it everypony! Party! Party! Party!...Wait a sec', where are RZA and Lawrence?!" The Party looks everywhere, but the two men seem to have vanished as simply as the Mongols. And then Pinkie Makes a conclusion. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_-1WT4cd8)
The Party stays with the NLR military camp for a few days in order to recuperate. On the day of the military procession, the military and The Party are lead on top of a nearby plateau. Everyone stands before a large amount of moon-shaped stones embedded in the ground. Each has a name on it. At the top are two large green and purple stones.
Next to the graveyard is a podium. Captain Carrot Top stands on it. Clearing her voice, she begins:
"War has never been easy. You all know this. But this number of our fellow soldiers cut down sends a message. What is this war for? Who is too blame? The blame rests on the hooves of one Alicorn. I loved Celestia. If you had told me this would be our fate five years ago, I would have laughed at you. No one knows why she did it, what she is gaining from this. But we will stop her. Equestria, and more, is at stake. And no matter what we will have justice! I now call for a moment of silence to honor our fallen brethren.............Two members of the almighty Party, who brought down the Khan and ended the battle today, perished in the line of battle. If any of the party members would like to commemorate on RZA and Lawrence Taylor, they may now." The orange mare steps away from the microphone stand.
As the Party steps forward to speak, the musicians start to play somber music.....
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Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Caellath on June 01, 2012, 10:10:09 pm
He also somehow manages to call for a delivery service to bring booze & hoes.
Post by: Flintus10 on June 02, 2012, 01:23:39 am
Rejoin the bottom of the waitlist as Travis Touchdown
Post by: Powder Miner on June 02, 2012, 10:10:37 am
Post by: Baradine on June 02, 2012, 10:29:54 am
Anyways, join watlist as Anakin Skywalker
Cause that yellow I picked before murdered my eyes.
Post by: Caellath on June 02, 2012, 10:55:40 am
Post by: Geen on June 02, 2012, 12:42:07 pm
Throw a funeral party for our dear departed comrades. Interrogate Gengis through using him as a pinata.
Post by: Grimmjow6th on June 03, 2012, 12:09:13 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 03, 2012, 06:45:53 am
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''That was was really touching Teddy.'' *sniff*
Hearing the speeches of her friends and comrades she takes up all of her courage to hold a little speech of her own.
''Even though, this is a sad day for all of us and even though we lost two valuable members of our party, we have to fight on. We have to end this war as fast as possible to prevent
more ponys and other beings from dying and suffering under the hand of our once beloved Princess. I don't know what corrupted her and I don't know if we can heal her, but at first we have to get to her and at least try to do so.''
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Post by: mcclay on June 03, 2012, 09:16:57 am
/doesn'tknwoTwilightsparkle'scharcteratall
Post by: TCM on June 03, 2012, 09:23:56 am
Twilight looks over the graves and speaks. "They were assholes but kind of okay. So their deaths make me sadish."
/doesn'tknwoTwilightsparkle'scharcteratall
((I'll cover it for you.))
Post by: Flying Dice on June 03, 2012, 02:47:38 pm
Post by: RTD on June 03, 2012, 09:34:03 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on June 04, 2012, 05:35:16 am
Post by: TCM on June 04, 2012, 08:52:40 pm
I hope to get it out some time tomorrow. In the meantime, the next chapter is going to involve 'The Party' getting a better team name than 'The Party', or 'The Heroes', because Luna has hundreds of War Parties, and you guys want to be unique.
Yes zomara, I got your message. The next chapter will have 2 new recruits entering.))
Post by: TCM on June 08, 2012, 03:15:23 pm
I promise.
Okay guis? :3
Post by: RTD on June 08, 2012, 04:49:46 pm
THIS AIN'T DEAD. NEW TURN TODAY.
I promise.
Okay guis? :3
Alright.
Post by: Caellath on June 08, 2012, 04:50:34 pm
Post by: TCM on June 08, 2012, 08:43:11 pm
PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ENCOURAGEMENT GUYS. AGGGGHHHHH
Post by: Caellath on June 08, 2012, 08:51:59 pm
You can do it! Your RtD is very good and if you were in front of me right now I would slap your face until you started to write a new turn or the slaps turned into gunshots and both of us died in a gory display of madness.
I'm good.
Post by: Flying Dice on June 08, 2012, 08:56:48 pm
Post by: Geen on June 08, 2012, 09:28:38 pm
Post by: HartLord on June 09, 2012, 08:16:26 am
Post by: RTD on June 09, 2012, 04:15:13 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 09, 2012, 06:52:12 pm
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2012, 08:32:56 pm
Post by: Caellath on June 09, 2012, 09:18:01 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on June 09, 2012, 10:34:45 pm
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2012, 07:51:22 pm
Sun Tzu leapt to the stage, running up to the podium. Opening his book, he quotes, "When good men die because of the sheer stupidity of their teammates...YOU PARTY HARD! OHOOOOOOO!!!!" Materializing a Flying V gutair out of mid-air, Tzu begins a freestyle solo, thats both amazingly impressive and disrespectful.
Fortunatley, Teddy Roosevelt runs behind Sun Tzu, grabbing the general by his armor, and tossing him effortlessly off the stage where he lands with a *thud*. While Tzu continues to do a seizure-dance on the floor, Teddy turns to the microphone and gives his speech.
The musicians start to play again. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlzITtxAMA)
"Fellow
There is confused applauding as Teddy steps down from the podium. Looking in his pockets, he saw his original speech that his teammates had wisely discouraged him from giving:
"Ha ha ha! Oh, those silly negroes."
Pinkie Pie hoped up to the microphone next. "Heyah everypony! So, I'm sorry to Tawrence Laylor and that hip-hop guy. It was pretty sad. I mean, have you ever seen a guy with his arms broken, and another guy with a spear in his back, trying to run from a nuclear muffin? It sure is sad. Sad muffins. Like the time they had to switch Derpy's voices in the show because little girls can't handle the thought of mentally handicapped people exsisting in the world. I mean, how stupid is that! A show about friendship and tolerence is going to censore all the different types of people in this world to keep the Conservative Christian Soccer Moms happy? Jeez louise! Next they'll be banning Zecora! Ah! The only thing more stupid than this, is if you loaded up an artillery device with a nuclear weapon and killed your friends who had been saving your ass since the war started! Not cool! Pinkie Out!" She's gone in an explosion of confetti, reappearing next to Sun Tzu, bludgeoning him with a baseball bat.
Usually a shy Pony, Fluttershy is impressed by her squadmates speeches. As Teddy Roosevelt passes her, she remarks ''That was was really touching Teddy.'' *sniff* Mustering up the courage to speak, the Pegasus flies over to the podium. "...is this, um on? Yes? Okay..." She gulps. ''Even though, this is a sad day for all of us and even though we lost two valuable members of our party, we have to fight on. We have to end this war as fast as possible to prevent more ponys and other beings from dying and suffering under the hand of our once beloved Princess. I don't know what corrupted her and I don't know if we can heal her, but at first we have to get to her and at least try to do so.'' The crowd claps and Fluttershy resumes her usual shy and clumsy form as she steps down.
There was a flash of purple light, and then Twilight Sparkle stepped up to the microphone. "Greetings my fellow comrades. Today we discuss the downfall of our blood-kin in the line of battle lost to an adversary that can only be described as malelvolent and barbaric..." Her speech uses too many big words and lasts way too long. (Good things those bagpipe ponies can play for a long time.) By the time the sun starts going down, she dissapears to tired appaluse.
Finally, the last remaining teammate of the fallen, Rainbow Dash steps up. She pulls out a hefty stack of papers on the podium. Clearing her breath, she reads from her epic speech, "Eh." She throws the papers in the air and flies off. There is massive applause.
After the speeches are made, the service ends and everyone goes back to camp. Rainbow Dash spots an oddly shaped-figure in a tree. "Huh?" Flying into the pine, Dash discovers a red, and whitish gigantic worm. "Wurmple!" Rainbow picks it up. "Woah! I'm bringing this back to camp!" With the worm in her hoof, she flies back to her team.
Wurmple has joined the Party!
Meanwhile, Theodore Roosevelt noticed a new, Oriental-style tent had sprung up in the camp. Being curious, Teddy goes inside to find a meditating Samurai. The Samurai opens his eyes. "Greetings, I am-" Teddy rushes towards him yelling, "COMMUNIST!", tackling him to the ground. There is an ad hoc wrestling match as the rest of the Party comes to investigate this sound. "Teddy, what are you doing?" Putting the Samurai in a headlock, the President declares, "I got me a communist! These no good criminals ruin everything, I mean, that's why are yellow friend Sun Tzu escaped from his homeland of Korea!" "MOTHAFU-" Twilight cuts Tzu off. "Teddy, that's our new squadmate! You know, the one Luna promised after the last two got blown up?" Theodore looks down at the Samurai. "Whoops. My bad. Welcome." He lets him go. The Samurai coughs and gasps for air. Standing up he states, "My name is Cyan Garamonde. A pleasure being here." He bows.
Cyan Garamonde has joined the Party!
A message from the Communicator appears!
The Party opens the communicator to find a message.
"Dear Party,
Genghis Khan has joined our side.
(http://www.greenprinteronline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/genghiskhan.jpg)
Name: Genghis Khan
Class Type: Khanate
+1 Strength
+1 Toughness
+1 Brutality
+1 Horseback Riding
+1 Intimidation
+1 Perception
+1 Tactics
+Lotsa' Insanity
-1 Diplomacy
Weakness: Chinese Guns
Equipment:
Sword of the Khanate - Royal sword, cuts through lots of stuff.
Mace of War - Hammerlike device to smash bones and skulls.
Mongolian Longbow - Kill someone from 5 Kilometers away.
Khanate Armor - The Great Khan is invincible! (Except for Chinese guns, anyways.)
Description: KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!
Sent reinforcements. Remaining Generals:
General MacArthur
ToadyOne & ThreeToe
William Shakespeare
P.S. Get a new name. 'The Party' is really generic and lame.
Your benevolent ruler,
-Princess Luna
Rainbow Dash gets a private message for herself on the Communicator.
'Hey Cutie,
Let's hang out sometime okay? ;D
-Spitifre
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Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Yep, I just made Theodore Roosevelt naively racist.
Post by: Caellath on June 10, 2012, 08:34:06 pm
Spoiler: Small wall of text and Character Development for the senile chinese general (click to show/hide)
"The traitors deserve to be castrated and their balls thrown to the 'gators."
Sun Tzu votes for attacking MacArthur next.
Post by: RTD on June 10, 2012, 08:45:58 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on June 10, 2012, 10:13:06 pm
Post by: Tiruin on June 10, 2012, 10:20:36 pm
PLEASE GIVE ME SOME ENCOURAGEMENT GUYS. AGGGGHHHHHYou write pretty well.
You make good RTDs.
You know how to please.
TCM.
Post by: mcclay on June 10, 2012, 11:04:24 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on June 11, 2012, 05:03:07 am
Post by: Johuotar on June 11, 2012, 05:12:23 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on June 11, 2012, 06:19:55 am
Post by: zomara0292 on June 11, 2012, 04:58:40 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on June 11, 2012, 05:14:24 pm
Any time, sweetcheeks!
"Oh, and, uh, let's beat up MacOurhair."
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 12, 2012, 03:50:54 pm
Post by: Geen on June 12, 2012, 05:21:21 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 16, 2012, 01:18:39 am
Post by: TCM on June 18, 2012, 08:23:54 pm
After a (mostly) unanimous decision, the Party designates General MacArthur as their next target. "Guys, we need to see ToadyOne next and get wasted with those crazy dwarves!" "I concur! Let's go party!" The Pink Pony and the Chinese General are ignored.
After telling the N.L.R. army of their new target, the Party is herded onto a military aircraft. A silver pegasus at the front yells, "Here we go! Increase elevation! Lift-off!" The plane seems to magically lift itself off the ground and soar into the sky....
......
"Alright, we're right over McArthur everyone, just stay seated as we-" The Pegasus was inturrpted as an explosion rocked the ship. "Shit! What was that? Sunshine, report!" "They've got anti-air, the left wings dead!" "Alright everyone, prepare for a nosediiiiiveeeeOHFUUU-"
The plane started to drop like it was made out of lead. Fluttershy clung to Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle tried surrounding the plane with a shield spell, Teddy Roosevlet began praying, Pinkie Pie and Sun Tzu were going "Weeeee!", Wurmple got flung onto the cieling, Cyan Garamonde looked forward with determination, Mongolian Warriors started screaming like sports fans at a losing game, The Two Mongolian Horses whinnied in fear, and Meteor Golem was meteors.
*BWAM*
.......
The Party regains conciousness. Outside of a few brusies, they are fine, and so is the crew. The plane is wrecked however.
Peering into the distance, the Party sees various squads of soldiers coming towards them. Beyond the soldiers is a platform at the top of a hill. The platform is big, gray, and has various people on it including;
"MACARTHUR!" screams Teddy. "YOU BETRAYED AMERICA, YOU SON A BITCH'S WHORE! WHY'D YOU DO IT?!"
General MacArthur screamed back, "YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE AMERICA BETRAYED ME! I COULD HAVE ENDED THE KOREAN WAR! BUT NO, NUKES WERE TOO DANGEROUS, YA' PUSSIES! AND LOOK AT ME NOW! PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS SET ME UP WITH THIS FANCY VIETNAM STYLED ARMY! SO COME ON TEDDY, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DIE A MAN!"
Enemies:
Infantry - A group of Vietnam-era soldiers armed for killing communists.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining
Infantry #2 - The Reinforcements.
Equipment: Infantry Armor, M16's
Health: 10/10 Remaining
Scout Squad - They rush in fast, and get out as quickly.
Equipment: Light U.S. Armor, SMG's
Health: 6/6 Remaining
Shocktroopers - Heavily armored, slow moving power machines.
Equipment: Heavy U.S. Armor, Shotguns, Flamethrowers
Health: 8/8 Remaining
Assualt Helicopters - Flight of the Valkyries, anyone?
Equipment: Machine Guns
Health: 3/3 Helicopters Remaining
Bomber - Rains hell.
Equipment: Napalm Bombs
Health: Bomber in Perfect Condition
Snipers - They remain far back, spread out, picking off enemies one head at a time.
Equipment: Sniper Rifles, Camoflouge
Health: 4/4 Remaining
Machine Gun Nest - A group of heavily armed, stationary soldiers that tear anyone at close range to pieces.
Equipment: 1 Heavy Machine Gun, Rifles, Grenades
Health: 6/6 Remaining
Rambo - This dude needs a shirt.
Equipment: Mobile Machine Gun, Knife, 999% Testoserone Level
Health: RAAAWWWRRR!
And....
Genearl MacArhutr
Health: Fuckin' A
Mood: Come get it ya' goddamn yankies!
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Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Happy Birthday everyone.
Post by: RTD on June 18, 2012, 08:30:40 pm
Post by: mcclay on June 18, 2012, 08:39:25 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on June 18, 2012, 09:11:41 pm
Will you kill one of the presidents in the name of his country, but truly in the name of a demented fool? Or will you be patriots? Will you be truly good? Will you be American? Will you be heroes?
Will you join me?"
Post by: Johuotar on June 19, 2012, 04:39:45 am
Post by: zomara0292 on June 19, 2012, 06:34:11 am
Post by: Caellath on June 19, 2012, 07:32:59 am
The chinese general once more reached for his cell and tried to call his homies. If freaking Vlad or Edward or whatever appeared this time, he'd show him who's the Deadliest Warrior.
Sun Tzu calls for troops.
Post by: Flying Dice on June 19, 2012, 05:51:27 pm
((Terrorism's bad, mmm-kay?))
Post by: Xantalos on June 20, 2012, 02:26:41 pm
Post by: TCM on June 20, 2012, 02:28:18 pm
TCM, I must ask, what happened to a certain crazy-ass draconequus when Celestia went nuts? Is he free, and if so, will he hinder or only mildly hinder us?
Time will tell my friend. Time will tell.
Also, I saw this game got 2 votes in the RTD library.
~Yay~
Hopefully it will be in the hall of fame by the time it's over.
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 20, 2012, 03:32:48 pm
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She hoped to convince them to fight for the good cause by just showing them the love and kindness in her heart.
It could also just be that their hearts would just explode of sheer cueness, but Fluttershy wasn't aware of that fact.
Didn't know if even more guys following me would become op. That's why I suggested 2 outcomes for a succesful roll ;D
In the meantime Angel sets up a tripwiretrap for the Scouts in case they wanted to rush in for a few quick shots with their SMGs.
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Post by: Geen on June 20, 2012, 06:09:43 pm
Post by: RTD on June 20, 2012, 09:34:42 pm
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia
Post by: Tiruin on June 21, 2012, 05:43:11 am
Now has a TV Trope page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia
No. :o
Post by: Xantalos on June 21, 2012, 06:02:31 am
Is that a good no, bad no, or a tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo) ?Now has a TV Trope page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia
No. :o
Post by: Johuotar on June 21, 2012, 06:15:12 am
It's this no: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ays5DP1m1JQIs that a good no, bad no, or a tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo) ?Now has a TV Trope page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia
No. :o
Post by: Xantalos on June 21, 2012, 06:33:10 am
You forgot this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gv2f6wkag (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6gv2f6wkag)It's this no: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ays5DP1m1JQIs that a good no, bad no, or a tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BigNo) ?Now has a TV Trope page!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RollToDodgePrincessCelestia
No. :o
Post by: TCM on June 25, 2012, 03:38:03 pm
And so it begins.
The Meteor Golem charges directly into the mass of soldiers, flinging it's arms around like an epileptic monkey. The Golem goes crazy into the first squad of Infantry. (5 vs. 3) The soldiers fire their rifles at the meteor hulk to no effect. The Golem takes one soldier and squezzes his head to a pulp. He grabs two more and smashes their bodies together into a mess of human blood and flesh. He takes one more soldier, who screams in the golem's fiery hands, and bites his head off, grinding them in his rocky teeth.
Twilight Sparkle meanwhile, searches the sky for any flying enemies. Seeing a group of Assualt Helicopters in the distance. "Magicora missia!" (1 vs. 2) A beam of light erupts from her horn and zooms towards the flying vehicles at light speed. The beam fails to damage the helicopters, and only serves to alert the crew. "We're being attacked! All guns shoot that purple thing!" With the appropriate music playing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU), the Helicopters unleash their machine guns on Twilight. (6 vs. 2) One of the stray bullets embeds itself in the top of Twilight's spine, causing her to start gushing out spinal blood. Ouch.
Teddy 'The American Rasputin' Roosevelt makes a speech; [b]"All of you that dare wear American uniforms! You are traitors! Douglas wishes to make you the harbingers of oppression and evil! And you accept it! You call yourself American?! What happened to freedom? Join me! Join the true American side! Will you kill one of the presidents in the name of his country, but truly in the name of a demented fool? Or will you be patriots? Will you be truly good? Will you be American? Will you be heroes? Will you join me?"[/b] (1) One of the Snipers takes this as a chance to pull a JFK. (6 vs. 5) Teddy Roosevelt looks down and realizes he has been shot straight through the chest, for not the first (and probably not last) time.
Cyan Garamonde unsheathes his Katana, running towards the Scout squad with the samurai battle cry of "BANZAIIIIIIII~!" (4 vs. 2) Cyan ducks and weaves through the SMG fire, jumping up and slashing one Scout right across his center of mass. The soldier sprays gallons of blood everywhere and falls over. Another tries to smash his SMG into Garamonde's head, but the Samurai blocks it and stabs his Katana right through his throat.
Wurmple sees the incoming attack of Assualt Helicopters, and responds with a storm of needles! (4 vs. 2) Most of the needles harmlessly bounce off the Helicopters, but one of them breaks through the main window and strikes a pilot in the head! The Helicopter begins descending rapedtly, a screaming crewmember yelling, "May-day, this is Hawk-eye 26! We're going down, I repeat, we're-" The aircraft crashes into the ground at a high speed, resulting in a magnificant explosion.
Sun Tzu calls up his homies on his cell phone. (6) "Hey, it's your O.G. Sunnie T. I'm requesting to meet up with you." "Wait, are you talking to me?" "No he's talking to me!" "I think he's talking about me, I'm Yu." "No, I'm me, you're you!" "Wait, I'm me, not Yu!" "No, Yu is me!" "Shut up! Every come! Now!"
(http://www.newworldorderwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/china_army.jpg)
They all come.
'Chinese Army' has joined the Party!
Rainbow Dash zips past the newly arrived soldiers and makes and beeline for the Bomber. (2) Rainbow flies into the vehicle through an emergency door, causing the crew to scream. Wow, it's a big crew, like 100 people! She flies to the front, smacking two guards in the face with her hooves knocking them out cold. Once in the cockpit, she shoves the pilot's aside and grabs the controls, which seem a bit funky. Then Dashie realizes she's hijacked a random commericial airplane. "Oh. Darn."
Fluttershy looks into the Sniper's scope with a face of general d'awwwwness. (1) One of the Sniper's readies the bolt on his gun. (5 vs. 6) The armor-piercing round flies full force at Fluttershy, but at the last second it misses because what sort of fuckhead shoots Fluttershy?
Angel meanwhile, sets up a tripwire for the Scouts. (6) He litters it with soda and Dispeners, two of the greatest forms of Scout bait.
Pinkie Pie loads her cannon up with Napalm-based Confetti Solution. Pointing it at the Bomber, she declares, "One Party coming up!" (1) Her Cannon explodes in her face, putting it out of use temporairly until it is repaired.
"Go Go Go!" The First Infantry launches their first move, running away from the Meteor Golem supporting the Scout Squad by firing on Cyan Garamonde. (1 vs. 2) As they fire on him, the Samurai warrior runs at them, deflecting their bullets with lightening quick Katana strokes. (5 vs. 6) Cyan then launches a brilliant overhand combo attack. Too bad he just ends up slicing the air.
The Second Infantry charges Teddy Roosevelt. (6 vs. 2) "You call yourselves Americans? You wouldn't know American if it-" He is struck in the forehead by a bullet, knocking him out.
The Scout Squad use the oppurtunity given by the Infantry to sneak away, but they are distracted by Angel's tripwire. "Needadispenserhere," they chant, running into the tripwire. (1) It fails to go off, and Angel watches in dismay as the Scouts drink Soda and their comrades are rebirthed.
"Tango in possession of Artillery. Engaging." The Shocktroopers run up to Pinkie Pie who in the process of fixing her Party Cannon. (3 vs. 2) They light her tail on fire. "Aaaahhh!"
The remaining Assualt Helicopters watch as their comrade explodes into the dirt. "Hey, get that red worm thing!" The Helicopters turn their guns on Wurmple. (1 vs. 3) The speedy worm Pokemon is able to zigzag away from their continous fire. (6 vs. 4) Wurmple fires a String Shot at one Helicopter, covering it with the sticky substance. The blades of the Helicopter stop turning. "The Blade is jammed, we-" The Helicopter plunges into the ground and explodes.
The Bomber ascends over Rainbow Dash, who is busy piloting the commericial airplane. R.D. looks up. "Huh?" (2 vs. 5) The Bomber drops a load of Napalm below, but Rainbow Dash turns the plane on it's side, evading the explosives. The crowd screams. "You pink monkeys think that's all it takes to stop The Rainbow Dash? Watch this!" (4 vs. 1) Rainbow Dash manuevers the plane and crashes one of it's wings into the Bomber. Dashie sees the Bomber ripped open by her attack. But then she realizes that she's falling to the ground, thousands of feet in the air, in a plane.
The Sniper's get Twilight Sparkle in their scopes. "Bingo." (1 vs. 2) They fire the bullet, but even in her injured state, Twilight gets out the incantation, "Missia Reflecta!" (5 vs. 6) The bullet goes flying off, right back at the Snipers, and then embeds itself in the nearby hilltop with a *plink*.
The Machine Gun Nest fires on Fluttershy. (6 vs. 3) A bullet pierces her Torso, going into her Stomach! Ow.
Rambo goes AAARGHHAUERNGAWIALEJWALGEBKAEWHABVLEKW. (2) That's fucking stupid.
Mongolian Warriors attack the First Infantry. (6 vs. 1) Appaerently, Bows and Spears are enough to kill an entire squad of trained soldiers. Who knew?
2 Mongolian Horses gallop towards the Machinegun Nest. (5 vs. 2) They jump in, buck a few guys in the face, and jump back out.
"CHINA!!!!!!!" A thousand-million-bajillion Chinese soldiers attack the Scout Squad. (4 vs. 3) They grab two of them and start eating them. Yeah. Eating. Yep.
General Old MacDonald turns to a nearby engineer. "Get the package ready, wouldya'? The engineer runs off to prepare this mysterious package.
Genearl MacArhutr
Health: Fuckin' A
Mood: Where you at now, Teddy?
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Post by: Powder Miner on June 25, 2012, 04:33:20 pm
Post by: Caellath on June 25, 2012, 04:41:00 pm
"Holy shit, rip their heads off!"
That said, Sun Tzu shoots with his Kaiyun at the remaining Assualt Helicopter (sic).
And uses the Chinese Army as a human wall to protect him whilst ordering them to destroy the Scout Squad.
"Kill those modafockas!"
Post by: TCM on June 25, 2012, 09:08:35 pm
Then out of nowhere, one of the examples is this game.
I got chills when I first saw it man. My own creation, a trope. Damn.
Post by: RTD on June 25, 2012, 09:20:03 pm
So, I'm Troping around TV Tropes, reading the Anticlimax Boss examples.
Then out of nowhere, one of the examples is this game.
I got chills when I first saw it man. My own creation, a trope. Damn.
I added the entry.
I am a dedicated fan, and you know it.
You should put the TV Tropes page in the OP.
Post by: zomara0292 on June 26, 2012, 08:37:21 am
((P.S. Can i do a roll for gender?))
Post by: Johuotar on June 26, 2012, 09:53:48 am
Post by: Geen on June 26, 2012, 06:39:49 pm
Post by: RTD on June 27, 2012, 08:20:54 am
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Deoxys
+1 Power
+1 Strength
+1 Intimidation
-2 resistence to attacks involving bugs.
-2 resistence to attacks involving ghosts.
-1 Braveness
-1 Brutality
Hyper Beam: Once charged, Deoxys sends out a beam that injures anyone in its path. Cooldown time is 4 turns.
Moves:
Psychic - Injures a enemy when move used, can kill wounded enemys
Wrap - Constricts a enemy and can squeeze them to death.
Night Shade - Make enemys see mirages, damages enemy.
Flash Cannon - Injures enemys heavily.
A meteor that fell from space went in contact with a virus and created Deoxys.
Hows that?
Post by: Flying Dice on June 27, 2012, 07:12:23 pm
Rainbow Dash does the obvious and aims the commerical airliner at
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2012, 07:22:20 pm
I was thinking of another Pokémon class
http://s1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii542/SecondhandWork/?action=view¤t=deoxys-normal.jpg
Deoxys
+1 Power
+1 Strength
+1 Intimidation
-2 resistence to attacks involving bugs.
-2 resistence to attacks involving ghosts.
Hyper Beam: Once charged, Deoxys sends out a beam that injures anyone in its path. Cooldown time is 4 turns.
Moves:
Psychic - Injures a enemy when move used, can kill wounded enemys
Wrap - Constricts a enemy and can squeeze them to death.
Night Shade - Make enemys see mirages, damages enemy.
Flash Cannon - Injures enemys heavily. 2 turn cooldown.
A meteor that fell from space went in contact with a virus and created Deoxys.
Hows that?
Needs more general weaknesses. I wasn't planning on the party fighting two many bugs. Is Deoxys weak in any attribute departments? (Strength, Agility, Perception, etc.) Also, remove the 2-turn cooldown from Flash Cannon and just make it a regular attack. Deoxys can keep Hyper Beam.
Fix those two things and I'll put em' in.
"Now that's what I call air-to-air combat!"
Rainbow Dash does the obvious and aims the commerical airliner atthe nearest skyscraperthe 1st Infantry, then exits it.
The 1st' Infantry were killed by the Mongolian Warriors. Sorry for not making that clear.
Post by: RTD on June 28, 2012, 12:18:24 pm
If it gets accepted, can I be a Orange Deoxys?
Post by: Xantalos on June 28, 2012, 12:33:51 pm
Sherlock Holmes
Class Type: Detective
*insert picture here*
+1 Tactics
+1 Intelligence
+1 Unconventional Fighting/Weapons
Eccentric
Extreme Detachment: When Holmes uses this, he becomes able to plan a strategy to take out an opponent with ease (a la slow-mo scenes in the movies), and can severely injure/kill the enemy. 2 turn cooldown.
Equipment:
Disguises - To infiltrate enemy groups and other things.
Pipe - Because every detective needs one.
Description: A legendary detective with baffling powers of perception, his intelligence gives him great combat skills.
If you like it, please waitlist me as a purple times new roman Sherlock Holmes.
Post by: TCM on June 29, 2012, 11:28:54 pm
Deoxys & Sherlock Holmes are accepted.
Post by: RTD on June 30, 2012, 08:03:32 am
YO. We need Twilight 4 action.
Deoxys & Sherlock Holmes are accepted.
Thanks.
I see a spelling error on Travis Touchdowns entry. Change None to Known.
EDIT: Wonder if I will stick to anyone.
Post by: mcclay on June 30, 2012, 09:30:27 pm
ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck Twilight mass heals all allies.
Post by: Xantalos on July 01, 2012, 08:36:45 am
YO. We need Twilight 4 action.Thanks.
Deoxys & Sherlock Holmes are accepted.
*First, post character. Then, get on waitlist. Third, wait for the call. Analysis: Good things to come.*
Post by: TCM on July 01, 2012, 11:35:51 am
Deoxys
Class Type: Galatic Pokemon
+1 Magic
+1 Strength
+1 Intimidation
-1 Braveness
-1 Brutality
Hyper Beam: Once charged, Deoxys sends out a beam that injures anyone in its path. Cooldown time is 4 turns.
Moves:
Psychic - Injures a enemy when move used, can kill wounded enemys
Wrap - Constricts a enemy and can squeeze them to death.
Night Shade - Make enemys see mirages, damages enemy.
Flash Cannon - Injures enemys heavily.
Description: A enigmatic and fearsome Pokemon from outerspace.
(http://woodlandtrails.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sherlock-holmes1.jpg)
Sherlock Holmes
Class Type: Detective
+1 Tactics
+1 Intelligence
+1 Unconventional Fighting/Weapons
+1 Overanalysis
Extreme Detachment: When Holmes uses this, he becomes able to plan a strategy to take out an opponent with ease (a la slow-mo scenes in the movies), and can severely injure/kill the enemy. 2 turn cooldown.
Equipment:
Disguises - To infiltrate enemy groups and other things.
Pipe - Because every detective needs one.
Description: A legendary detective with baffling powers of perception, his intelligence gives him great combat skills.
Those are the new characters. Post coming soon.
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 01, 2012, 01:49:21 pm
Hopefully I'm not too late.
Fluttershy sees one after another of her friends getting wounded, which hurts her even more than the shot directly into her stomach.
Oh my Gosh Twilight. Oh no Teddy. Seeing her freinds getting wounded Fluttershy flies to Twilight and Teddy tending their wounds with her herbs and giving them both a big hug. (Because we all learned from Harry Potter that lave and hugs protect you from everything. She also flies to the Mongolian Horses hugging and thanking them for their good work with the mean machine gunners who were shooting her.
Angel tries to be useful once in his lifetime and uses some of the healing herbs himself to cure Fluttershy.
Post by: RTD on July 02, 2012, 08:48:09 am
EDIT: Nevermind, I found a way to get around that question. Written intro, it's sort of interactive at sorts.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 10:36:40 am
Post by: TCM on July 02, 2012, 10:46:48 am
Sorry if this is overly nitpicky, but could I change the +1 Tactics on Holmes's character page to +1 Finesse? I just read the attributes thing and realized what tactics would do. Derp.
Sure. I should Put the Attributes explanation on the first page anyways.
Post by: RTD on July 02, 2012, 11:57:24 am
Post by: TCM on July 02, 2012, 03:43:53 pm
Even unconscious, Teddy Roosevelt knows who to call upon in this situation. (4) The ground rumbles, and seemingly out of nowhere appears:
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John F. Kennedy In a Tank
Class Type: Tank
+1 Charisma
+1 Tactics
+1 Tank
-1 Long-distance Combat
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Description: J.F.K. In a tank.
"Good evening everyone. I have come here as a request from my friend, Theodore Roosevelt." The U.S. president standing in the tank hatch motions over to the unconscious president. "Just remember these words from my comatose friend: Speak softly, and come in a tank. As for you, General MacArthur," he points to the general in the distance, "I'd like to introduce you to my new deal." (3 vs. 2) J.F.K. fires a missile at MacArthur, which doesn't hit him, but does blow up a group of engineers and scientists around him, tossing their corpses into the air gracefully. Except they are dead.
Sun Tzu was suprised that his summonings had actually worked. "Holy shit, rip their heads off!" Tzu takes the oppertunity to point his Kaiyun at the sky, finding the Assault Helicopters that tormented his team and he. "Steady...Steady..." The arrow was knocked. "Suprise, bitches." (6 vs. 4) The arrow soars through the air, and hits the Helicopter directly in the fueltank. There is a brilliant orange explosion, as metal debris falls down to the battlefield.
The Chinese army surrounds Sun Tzu as a protective wall. The general swings his sword wildly at the Scout Squad. "Kill dose' modafuckas'!" The Army fires upon the Scouts with exactly 1400 Metric Asstons of ammunition. (3 vs. 2) Honestly, they could have got more accurate guns. However, one bullet hits a Scout in the neck, and he gurgles and collapses to the side.
Wurmple hatches an elaborate plan to take down each Helicopter. Too bad they've kinda' already exploded.
Cyan Garamonde stands over Theodore Roosevelt's body. "Do not be afraid my racist comrade. I was unconscious too one time. And kept being unconscious. And then I was dead. But you know what my friend? I got better. So here I am now, protecting you." He sits down on Teddy's torso. "See? I protect you, you act as a couch. Mutual benefit." Cyan looked at the enemy army. "Come on, fight me with honor!" He yelled, waving his Katana around in the air.
"AH, HOT HOT HOT!" Pinkie Pie was hot. Smoking hot. Not hot in the sense of her seducing colts by pouring fudge over her nude body. No, I'm talking about being on fire. The kind of fire that starts in your heart and ends up killing you because your fucking heart melted from a fire. However, Pinkie was one to find advantage in any situation, no matter how bad. (2 vs. 2) "Fantastic Fire Flaming Flankwhip go!" Pinkie tackles one of the Shocktroopers to the ground and starts swatting her flaming on him. Actually, she completely misses her attack and just ends up rubbing her crotch all over his face. Seeing that this strategy isn't working, Pinkie runs off to find a way to put out her tail fire. The uninjured though mentally scarred Shocktrooper stands up. A fellow with a flamethrower asks, "Dude...did she just....with....and then...in your mouth?" The targeted Shocktrooper replies, "Look, when we get back to base, we never talk about that ever again." He sighs and picks up his Shotgun. "Let's hurry up and kill them, I need a shower..."
The 2nd Infantry is busy shooting The Party while dodging bullets, bombs, magics and speeches. The captain turns to the nearest man, "Private Johnson! Get me an extra rifle cartridge, a frag grenade and a-, sweet Mary mother of Jesus." The company looks up to see a partially damaged commercial aircraft heading straight at them. In its cockpit, the captains only commands to the crew were, "AWWWW YEAHHHH!" (3 vs. 4) Rainbow Dash turned on the intercom. "This is your captain speaking. I'd just like to inform you that you all will die, but not me because I'm a Pegasus! Peace out monkeys!" R.D. leaps out of the plane, hovering in the air to witness the plane crashing into the area next to the infantry, but not killing anyone. "Damn." "Hey boys, shoot that terrorist, homosexual-colored bird horse!" (3 vs. 1) Dash is able to maneuver around the storm of bullets. "Hah! You guys think-", a stray bullet hits her in the Left Wing and she goes crashing down.
Twilight Sparkle, seeping out blood and spinal fluid, manages to light up her horn. "Come on..." (3) A bright purple glow surrounds the Party. Well, they're still wounded, but at least no one is bleeding, or on fire, anymore.
Fluttershy, being the kind soul that she is, is shocked at the damage done to her friends. "Oh my gosh Twilight. Oh no Teddy." Taking out more herbs, she trots over to her friends, shrugging off a bullet wound that would have killed Chuck Norris. "Here you two go." She feeds one to Twilight Sparkle and the other to the unconscious Teddy Roosevelt." ((The second one required a little help.)) (5) Miraculously, both of them are awakened and healed completely. "See? All better!" Fluttershy gives them both a big three-pony hug.
Angel tries to not be useless for once and gives Shy a herb. (4) Her stomach wound is healed. "Oh thank you Angel!" She goes to hug the Two Mongolian Horses, but it is too late...
The 2nd Infantry continues firing at Rainbow Dash. "Don't stop shooting until that little communist is dead!" (5 vs. 2) Dashie tries getting up, but before she does, a bullet pierces her ribcage, and another hits her in the Left Hoof. She cries out in pain, as things certainly don't look good for this Pegasus...
The Scout Squad is down to half their men. Two of them had been eaten, and one of them shot in the neck. The Chinese Army were certainly fearsome foes. But the Scout Squad did not back down, retaliating to the enemy by firing SMG bursts into their ranks. (3 vs. 4) Except that they have terrible SMG's that couldn't even shoot air. The Communist Army raises their rifles and points them at the remaining Scouts firing squad execution style. (5 vs. 6) Each Chinese Soldier fires a shot, but so many bullets are fired at the same time, the gravitationals pull is compounded and the bullets clump together into a lead mass before flying into the sky.
The Molested Shocktrooper stares into the distance. A partner walks up and asks, "Hey man, you doin' okay?" The Shocktrooper nods. "Yeah, I just need some space..." The other Shocktroopers decide they should kill Pinkie Pie A.S.A.P., as not to end up like they're friend here. They charge the Pink Pony, Shotguns and Flamethrowers ablazing. (3 vs. 2) Pinkie jumps as she feels a Shotgun pellet hit her Flank. "Hey! Watch where you aim that thing!"
The Bomber puts it's mark on the Chinese Army. "Bomber #62B seeing enemy cluster. Dropping payload." (6 vs. 2) A bunch of Napalm is realeased, and various bombs hit the Army. They cry out in unison, "AGH, WHY ARE OUR UNIFORMS SO FLAMABLE?!"
Within minutes, the only remains of the entire army is ash.
One of the Sniper's gets Wurmple in his scope. Holding his breath, he lines up to the Worm Pokemon's head and pulls the trigger. (6 vs. 1) It's a perfect shot. Wurmple's eyes widen and then it falls over, the only hope of it's survival being a miracle from one of it's teammates...
The Machine Gun Nest opens fire on The Two Mongolian Horses & Meteor Golem, (6 vs. 1) and they take down both horses, their organic bodies of flesh and bone, even armored, offered little challenge to speeding hot lead. Enraged, the Golem charges forward. One of the soldiers manages to toss a grenade and it, and the explosion decapitates it, turning into a pile of lifeless meteor rubble.
Rambo spots Cyan Garamonde sitting on Theodore Roosevelt. "I'll kill you Viet Cong bastard! AGHEAHTOEWAINGEWB!" He roars and fires his Machine Gun at the Samurai. (5 vs. 6) Garamonde-san deflects the entire clip of bullets with his Katana, keeping Teddy and he completely safe! Since he has no ranged weaponry to counter, Cyan took his Tanto Knife and hurled it at Rambo, (1 vs. 2) and the blunt end hits Rambo in the Chest, doing no visible damage whatsoever.
The 2nd Infantry decends on Rainbow Dash, eager to put a bullet in her skull. But all the sudden: "KHANATEEEEEE!" Turning around, they witness 50 Mongolian Warriors charing at them full-stop. (3 vs. 1) The soldiers fire at the Mongols, but their puny rounds can not penetrate the expertly-crafted Mongolian Armor. The soldiers run away, but not before three of their ranks are felled from Turkish Sabers.
General MacAttack walks towards the launching site of the pad. As he gets there, he is stopped by a robed figure. "Who the hell are you?" "Behold! I am Derm the Hellbringer, caster of death, lord of insanity, pimp of-" MacArthur shoots Derm twice in the chest with his pistol, and once in the head for good measure. He kicks the corpse off the launching pad, sending it rolling down the hill. "Who are these people? Anyways," he turns to the Party, "Behold, the weapon of true power, my armorie de resistance!" The launching pad opens, and a huge rocket slowly ascends from it's depths and into the open, held down by a series of wires. "The Atom Bomb! A weapon that only true Americans could harness! This is where you meet your end you filthy Communists! In...10 Minutes. You have 10 Minutes before this explodes. So get ready to die, Mwahahaha!"
5 Turns until Atomic Bomb is launched.
Genearl MacArthur
Health: Fuckin' A
Mood: THE BOMBBBBBBBB.
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Post by: Johuotar on July 02, 2012, 03:53:29 pm
Anyway, attack Genearl MacArthur with katana. Time is running out so I quess we'll have to clear the vicinity of the bomb and disarm it or something.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 04:10:21 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 02, 2012, 05:44:42 pm
Post by: RTD on July 02, 2012, 06:01:38 pm
Rainbow Dash...
Or Wrumple?
Post by: Caellath on July 02, 2012, 06:11:25 pm
Sun Tzu shoots at the bomber with his bow.
Post by: Flying Dice on July 02, 2012, 07:48:00 pm
"Not today. I'm no c-coward. I can't die. I refuse. So then, for Equestria, for my friends, and most of all... for my pride."
A certain cyan pegasus goes very still; a drop of blood rolls down her snout and falls. Summoning every ounce of pride and determination, she activates her Limit Break and goes Guts on MacArthur in passing as she steals the atomic warhead from the missile, taking it high into the atmosphere.
Post by: Xantalos on July 02, 2012, 08:14:21 pm
Post by: RTD on July 03, 2012, 07:40:15 am
Post by: TCM on July 03, 2012, 10:14:49 am
TCM, after the battle, if both died in that battle, can Deoxys build them a grave first? And be side by side, so that they can be together even after death.
I guess, if you're into character development and all that. Though it seems pretty OOC for Deoxys.
Post by: RTD on July 03, 2012, 02:16:39 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 04, 2012, 07:28:47 am
If I could make a suggestion for Fluttershy; summon an Ursa Major to kill the shit out of the enemy. Stakes are high anyway...
Not yet. Only Ragershy would do that and until one of her closest friends dies shes not going to go into that mode.
Fluttershy is stunned by the sight of whats happening around her. Wurmple and Rainbow Dash are shot and then she sees the two Mongolian Horses. No!! Thats all my fault. If it wasn't for me they would never have joined this fight. Those meanmean Machinegunners. Her vision blurring with her tears, she flies directly to the Machine Gun Nest flailing her hooves around aimlessly (ever tried to hit something without being able to see something?) to hit those mean guys who just killed her new friends.
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As Rainbow Dash flew out of range she turns her attention to Wurmple. Don't think I forgot you my little friend. Fluttershy bandages Wurmple and tries her best to heal the little worm.
Post by: zomara0292 on July 05, 2012, 07:01:02 am
If it doesnt, Wurmple will pulls something else. He will call on the power of his family last second (one army of each: Silcoon x 8,Wurmple x 16, Beautifly x 4, Cascoon x 8, and Dustox x4)
Post by: Xantalos on July 05, 2012, 04:59:50 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 05, 2012, 05:10:11 pm
Also, I'm kinda hoping the molested shocktrooper escapes this battle; it would be nice to have a Butt Monkey around.Poor molested dude. Yeah, I hope he survives with the eternal shame and trauma.
Post by: Xantalos on July 05, 2012, 05:12:38 pm
Only to bump into the Party (and Pinky Pie) again, to his eternal horror!Also, I'm kinda hoping the molested shocktrooper escapes this battle; it would be nice to have a Butt Monkey around.Poor molested dude. Yeah, I hope he survives with the eternal shame and trauma.
Post by: TCM on July 06, 2012, 06:28:36 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 06, 2012, 07:44:57 am
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Post by: ansontan2000 on July 06, 2012, 08:15:08 am
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Post by: Geen on July 06, 2012, 03:17:53 pm
OMGWTFBBQ :o
Apologize, then PUT OUT THE GODDAMN FIRE IN THEIR EYES. WITHOUT THE MOLESTATION.
Post by: TCM on July 06, 2012, 03:23:49 pm
Sorry, mah interwebs has been shitty and I forgot about this.
OMGWTFBBQ :o
Apologize, then PUT OUT THE GODDAMN FIRE IN THEIR EYES. WITHOUT THE MOLESTATION.
The fire has been extinguisheded.
Post by: TCM on July 06, 2012, 07:43:58 pm
(http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/117/1171975/saints-row-the-third-20110601002100197.jpg)
Name: The Boss (The guy in the direct center.)
Class Type: Chief Saint
+1 Tactics
+1 Firearms
+1 Explosive
+1 Brutality
-2 Order
-1 Diplomacy
Professional Wrestling Master
Equipment:
Dual .45 Shepard - Powerful double pistol combo.
Dual Tek Z-10 - Two rapid-fire sub-machine guns.
The Penetrator - A horse-dildo on a stick. ((And it's a melee weapon, you sick fuck.))
Grave Digger - Powerful double-barreled shotgun.
K-8 Krukov - Standard gangster assault rifle.
Annihilator - Top of the game RPG.
McManus 2015 - High-powered sniper rifle.
Fragmentation Grenade - Shrapnel-based explosive.
Molotov Cocktails - Incindiary explosives.
Fart in a Jar - Gas-based grenade.
Electric Grenade - Creates a field of stunning electricity.
Phone - Used to call up homies and support.
Description: Leader of the notorious Saints Row gang. Fights in crazy, unorthodox methods.
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 06, 2012, 07:49:56 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 06, 2012, 07:53:12 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 06, 2012, 10:32:43 pm
Post by: Geen on July 08, 2012, 04:55:08 pm
Post by: RTD on July 12, 2012, 08:27:08 am
Post by: TCM on July 12, 2012, 10:47:58 am
Is that all the turns?
Yea. Turn up later.
Post by: TCM on July 12, 2012, 09:21:47 pm
Here y'all motherfuckers go.
Cyan Garamonde stands up from Teddy Roosevelt. He unsheaths his Katana, the blade glowing in the sunlight. He sprints holding the blade by his side, bullets and explosion peppering the battlefield around him. As he reaches the field, he jumps, 80 feet in the air, propelled forward by momentum, and lands on the launch platform. The scientists and engineers scatter. General MacMiller just grins at him and reaches for his pistol. (6 vs. 4) Cyan rushes him with the blade, and the American general's grin disappears as the samurai slices open his ribcage. Cyan runs past and turns around, ready to make another pass.
Teddy Roosevelt stands up from his prone position. "You can fool all of the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool AMERICA!" Teddy lifts up his rifle barrel, a red, white and blue aura surrounding it. It flashes. (4 vs. 3) General MacArthur gets shot through the right leg. Teddy shrugs, good enough.
Meanwhile, Sun Tzu is yelling. Taking out his composite bow, he aims at the hovering bomber and fires an arrow. (5 vs. 4) The arrow goes through the open hull, hits the floor, makes a spark, the spark hits a napalm, and the whole Bomber dissapears in a fireball.
Rainbow Dash is bleeding out onto the ground. Barely moving, she manages to make an utterance: "Not today. I'm no c-coward. I can't die. I refuse. So then, for Equestria, for my friends, and most of all... for my pride." With her last bit of strength, she launches herself up and zooms through the sky, reaching the bomb in a matter of seconds. She grabs it, to the awe of everyone, and pulls it out of the launching pad. This causes it's time to expedite, exploding in just thirty seconds. As the timer ticks down, Dashie is flying through the air, until she reaches the gravational end of the planet. Gripping the nuke by it's pointing top she yells, "Here goes nothing! RAINBOW. TOSS!" (3) R.D. chucks the bomb and it goes a little far. Everyone on the ground is safe, but with only 5 seconds to go, there's no speed at which she could travel to escape the blast radius. Time slows down. Rainbow Dash looks at everything around her. The planet. The sun. Space. The stars. She becomes aware of every feeling on her body, from the coldness of the high altitude, to the feelings of every indivdual nerve on her body. This was it. The end. 3....2..... Then a head pops out of the bomb.
"Wurmple." How did he get inside the nuke? No seriously, how? Like I'm the GM and I don't know the logic of my own creation. Anyways, Wurmple is inside the interior of the bomb, and with only one hope of saving his master:
(6)
Wurmple used Tackle!
The kinect force of him slamming into the bomb is enough. It lurches, just far enough to keep Rainbow Dash out of the explosion. "1....Detonation." There is a brilliant explosion of light as an atomic firecracker lights up the sky of Equestria and all lands to see.
It was super effective.
Rainbow stares in awe at the events. However, even though she escaped the blast, the aftershock of the explosion hits her. It doesn't even hurt her, it just sends her sprawling down back into the atmosphere. She hits a cloud with a *pompf*. She tries getting up, but between getting shot, carrying a nuke into space, and getting hit by nuclear aftershock, she's really exhausted. A nap sounds nice. She yawns and closes her eyes.....
Fluttershy stared up at the nuclear blast. "Oh no, Dashie...please come back safe...." Her attention turned to the men handling the Machine Gun Nest. She sniffles as she flashes back to the horrible deaths her friends have faced at their hands. Tearing up, she sprints towards the nest crying. The soldiers look befuddled at her as she flails around in their nest like she's at a dubstep concert. (5 vs. 1) She her do the dubstep dance makes the soldiers remember how America fell to the youth, what with their electronica, ibooks, and their Snoopy Snoopy Poopy Dog Rap Man. The realization hits them that they need to go back and fix their country, war will never be the answer. They pack up their equipment and leave the battle quitely, leaving Fluttershy to continue spazzing out in their nest.
There are few men in the world that can intimidate a group of highly trained American death soldiers. And one of those men is a female pink rapist pony. Snatching the shotgun that previously shot into her hind, Pinkie Pie declares, "Time to turn your faces, into spaces!" (1 vs. 2) It is hard to pull triggers with your hooves. While she is figuring the mechanics out, one of the Shocktroopers fires his flamethrower at her. (3 vs. 3) The fire is ice cream. The fu-
"Alphus Inferno!" Twilight Sparkle launchs a storm of firey magic at Gen Macinthebox! (3 vs. 6) It dissapates before it hits him. Hunched over, because he's injured, the general tries shooting Twilight with his pistol. (4 vs. 3) He shoots her in the Right Front Hoof!
Infantry #2 attacks Twilight Sparkle. (3 vs. 3) They fire their M16's at the unicorn, but they miss because M16's are terrible.
Scout Squad flanks Sun Tzu, and shoot at his back! (3 vs. 6) Before they even fire, Tzu spins around, 3 arrows knocked into his bow. "When you fuck with my crew, you get fucked with the Tzu!" (6 vs. 3) The arrows go out in three directions, perfectly embedding themselves in each scouts head. They drop and the Chinese general yawns. "Too easy."
The Shocktroopers discharge their shotties' at Pinkie Pie. (1 vs. 6) As they cock their weapons, they realize Pinkie has stolen one of their flamethrowers. "Oooh, what does this button do?" (4 vs. 5) That button makes ice cream.
The Snipers survey the battlefield through their scope. They aim their rifles at JFK in a Tank. One of them says, "You know, I feel kind of wrong for doing this..." (2 vs. 4) They miss all three shots. JFK aims the cannon of his tank at them. "Liberty!" (1 vs. 6) The projectile blasted from the tank misses everyone, and just hits Derm's corpse.
Rambo takes out his knife and growls at Teddy Roosevelt. "AAAAAAHHHHH!" He greets him in formal testoserone speak. Teddy politely replies in the same language, "AMERICA! AAHHHHHH!" The two charge each other, Sun Tzu muttering something about "Crazy white boi shit." (4 vs. 6) As the two hack, slash, and yell at each other, Teddy goes for a downward stab, but Rambo is able to juke to the left! (3 vs. 6) He attempts to slash Teddy's neck, but the president grips his blade arm with his palm, quoting, "YAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" -Quoted supplied by Gandhi
Mongolian Warriors charge the 2nd Infantry. (4 vs. 1) They grab three of the soldiers, and skewer their heads onto the ends of their turkish blades.
JFK in a Tank fires another round at the Snipers. (6 vs. 3) This time he actually lands a hit! Two of the snipers are instantly turned into the result of a bloody explosion!
General MacArthouse looks with despair as his prized atomic bomb is detonated in space. "Damn you all! Do you realize how long it will take to get another!? I'll kill all of you, starting with this gook right here!" He points his high-powered pistol at Cyan Garamonde. (2 vs. 3) Garamonde charges, Katana aloft again, and he manages to dodge every bullet MacArthur fires at him. (2 vs. 4) He slashes, but the general steps back just barely avoiding being sliced in half.
Genearl MacArthur
Health: Ribcage Sliced, Right Leg Shot
Mood: MY BOMBBBBBBBBBBB-
Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Enemy NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
JFK in a Tank
Equipment: Sherman Tank
Health: America
Post by: mcclay on July 12, 2012, 09:34:36 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 12, 2012, 09:37:23 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 12, 2012, 09:48:54 pm
Sun Tzu watches the explosion in the sky "Ohhh shiny. I wonder if I could use some of those to get my parties hotter". He looks as the wounded general tries to defend himself and watches Pinkie Pie fighting the stormtroopers with a carefree attitude while the heavily armored and weaponized adult men seem scared shitless of her. The (former) brilliant strategist gets to a genius conclusion: those whitey people from the USA have a crippling weakness never found before by any of their enemies! Pony ass.
Sun Tzu gets Pinkie Pie, leaps to the platform General MacArthur is and shoves Pinkie's ass on his face with a deadly blow.
"Taste dis booty modafocka!"
Post by: Geen on July 12, 2012, 10:06:56 pm
EDIT: Shed a single tear for my fallen comrade.
Post by: Xantalos on July 12, 2012, 10:16:25 pm
Yup. She's dead. ... I should be sad, but I JUST MOVED UP THE WAITLIST! Oh, and yeah, Rainbow Dash boo hoo. :'(
Post by: Caellath on July 12, 2012, 10:23:51 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 12, 2012, 10:38:55 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on July 13, 2012, 07:13:52 am
Post by: RTD on July 13, 2012, 11:19:22 am
And now we get (probably) Ragershy, Deoxys, and the upgraded Gordon Freeman.
Great.
Can't wait.
A meteor was crashing down. No one knew this, but a meteor was crashing down. It landed with a thump.
Deoxys was in awe. This new land was stained with blood everywhere, gore everywhere, and a missing part of land. However, he wasen't completely fazed. He was angry at what Princess Celestia done to him and his world. With a mighty flash of light, he appears in the sky, making everyone blinded and confused.
He is ready to fight.
I also have another character request:
Steve? (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Steve%3F)
Class Type: Fighter/Miner
+1 Combat
+1 Magic (( Don't ask why ))
-1 Agility
-1 Inimidation
Zombie Summoner - Summons a group of zombies to help the battle out. Cooldown time 3 turns.
Equipment:
Diamond Sword - A powerful sword.
Bow And Arrow - *twang*
Diamond Pickaxe - Perfect for mining, and smashing someones head in.
Description: A Miner from Minecraftia who wants to kill Princess Celestia and have revenge after her forces killed all the other Steves?
Thats it, I guess.
Oh, the action.
After the intro, do a Night Shade on Rambo.
Post by: TCM on July 13, 2012, 12:53:45 pm
+1 Magic (( Don't ask why ))
Why?
Post by: RTD on July 13, 2012, 01:21:44 pm
@ RTD: Um, I didn't say you could come in yet. Also:+1 Magic (( Don't ask why ))
Why?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Johuotar on July 13, 2012, 01:54:40 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t93ThAl7M00
Post by: Geen on July 13, 2012, 03:04:11 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 13, 2012, 03:21:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on July 14, 2012, 12:54:37 pm
(http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/e/ed/Mob1.png)
Name: Steve(?)
Class Type: Miner
+1 Mining
+1 Smelting
+1 Improvised Weaponry
+1 Magic
-1 Agility
+2 O.C.D.
Can mine for smelting materials.
Creeper Bomb - Summons a kamikaze creeper that runs at the enemy and explodes in a large radius blast.Cooldown time 3 turns.
Equipment:
Diamond Sword - A sword crafted from the world's sharpest rock. Cuts through duller material like butter.
Bow & Arrow - Ancient ranged weapon.
Diamond Pickaxe - Perfect for mining, or caving in skulls.
Portable Furnace: Used for creating new equipment.
Description: The hero of minecraft world. Loves mining...perhaps a little too much. Is out for vengeance against Princess Celestia because her army destroyed his house in an aerial raid. It was a nice house.
(http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/02/ciu/d4/fd/fddac27a02a06b3f8e9c8110.L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Name: Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle
Class Type: The Last Englishman
+1 Endurance
+1 Morale
+1 Stubborness
Rally Call!: Immediately restore all morale to allies. 2 Turn cooldown.
Equipment:
Webley Mk.IV: British Service Revolver that backs a punch
Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I: Standard British Rifle, used extensively by Britain in the first half of the 20th century.
Description:The Last Englishman. So called because of his stiff upper lip, his amazing war accomplishments, and being the only non-lawyer to defend his case against the Law Lords.
(http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/13/34/110/null_fox/1210283409_f.jpg)
Name: Old Snake
Class Type: Infiltrator
+2 Stealth
+1 Perception
+1 Endurance
+1 Explosives
Old: Prone to back pain.
Smoker: Prone to coughing fits.
Schizophrenic: Prone to philosophizing fits.
Attempts Morals: Doesn't like killing.
CQC: A master of one of the worlds greatest fighting styles.
Raiden: Snake can call upon the vaguely robotic ninja, Raiden to assist him in battle.
Otacon: Snake can call upon Otacon, a technological genius he met at Shadow Moses, to hack into digital systems.
Equipment:
Codec: Allows Snake to contact his support crew.
Sneaking Suit: A skin-tight jumpsuit which heightens Snakes muscles and keeps him as limber as he was 20 years ago.
OctoCamo: Allows Snakes sneaking suit to take on the texture of anything. He just has to lay on it or lean against it.
Springfield Operator: Silenced pistol.
M4 Custom: Carbine, with attached grenade launcher and silencer.
M22 Tranquilizer Pistol: Silenced tranquilizer pistol
Mosin Nagant: Tranquilizer Sniper rifle.
MK III: A brown-red robot with a built in shock prod, remote control, camera and stealth technology.
Description: An aged version of the greatest stealth fighter of all time. Despite his age, he can still kick ass.
Spinal_Taper, I will switch you over to Old Snake. Can you choose a color you want?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 14, 2012, 08:41:16 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 15, 2012, 08:53:22 am
Post by: Flying Dice on July 15, 2012, 12:05:14 pm
With that said, I'd like to go into the waitlist, alongside a PC request (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill).
Post by: TCM on July 15, 2012, 12:18:32 pm
((Had my character die in a heroic sacrifice as she flew an atomic bomb out of the atmosphere under her own power? Feelsgoodman.))
With that said, I'd like to go into the waitlist, alongside a PC request (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill).
((Okay, the PC Sheet can be found in the first page.))
Post by: Xantalos on July 15, 2012, 02:49:42 pm
Post by: TCM on July 15, 2012, 03:36:29 pm
Just noticed, Rainbow Dash isn't on the deathlist.
((Eyyup. I'll explain that next turn.))
Post by: zomara0292 on July 15, 2012, 03:40:55 pm
Post by: TCM on July 15, 2012, 03:43:39 pm
I wounder. . . . was anyone else killed by a 6?
I remember that King Arthur died due to a high roll. If you die to a high roll, it's either because you're in combat and not paying attention to the fact your bleeding out, or you make a Heroic Sacrifice.
Post by: zomara0292 on July 15, 2012, 03:46:22 pm
p.s. I am glad i did the true job of a Pokemon. protect their master to the death.
Post by: Xantalos on July 15, 2012, 04:23:31 pm
. . . . and I fit in with the last one. . . . any specials for a heroic sacrifice not done by accident?Not by accident? Well, there was King Arthur, who became the Divine King guy, and ascended into heaven at the end of the battle.
p.s. I am glad i did the true job of a Pokemon. protect their master to the death.
Post by: TCM on July 15, 2012, 06:47:00 pm
Post by: Geen on July 15, 2012, 07:40:19 pm
I went and made two characters. Can I change from Gordon to Snake?Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Back, and dammit, that was my plan for if I died... Oh well, there's still like 3 other Snakes and the one from Escape From New York. And The Boss. And the rest of that quirky miniboss squad, especially the I'M COVERED IN BEES guy and the crazy pyro astronaut. And The End. Goddamn, I have what? 15 character ideas?
Also, the 'prone to philosophizing fits' made me laugh for like a minute, because it's SO DAMN TRUE.
Post by: Caellath on July 15, 2012, 07:52:55 pm
Post by: TCM on July 15, 2012, 08:07:18 pm
I hope Fluttershy posts soon, I want to know if Sun Tzu will succeed in ramming Pinkie's ass against Gen.MacArtie's face.
This game.
Post by: Geen on July 15, 2012, 08:16:58 pm
Described in the most sane way possible.I hope Fluttershy posts soon, I want to know if Sun Tzu will succeed in ramming Pinkie's ass against Gen.MacArtie's face.
This game.
Post by: RTD on July 15, 2012, 08:32:43 pm
Described in the most sane way possible.I hope Fluttershy posts soon, I want to know if Sun Tzu will succeed in ramming Pinkie's ass against Gen.MacArtie's face.
This game.
With a restraining order.
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 16, 2012, 06:17:10 pm
Fluttershy finally stops to flail her arms around like she was on a rave and comes back to senses. She looks to the sky to see the last remains of the big explosion.
Dashie ... please ... please. Where are you? I hope you are safe.
She turns to watch the battle that is still raging on. The Snipers again seem to take aim at one of her friends. Fluttershy gets a bit mad about the mean guys always trying to shoot at her and her friends. So she flies over to them to give them a proper speach about how mean it is to be mean to other P(eople)onys.
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110829035246/mlp/images/8/87/Fluttershy_How_dare_you!_S1E7.jpg)
Angel tries again to help (and will most likely fail miserably). He tries to gnaw at the hoses of the flamethrowers of the Shocktroopers. After that he tries to run away so he doesnt get caught in whatever explosion might follow.
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 16, 2012, 07:28:49 pm
Post by: Geen on July 16, 2012, 07:45:43 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 16, 2012, 07:56:18 pm
My money is on Angel dieing horribly and activating RAGEFluttershy.
Only Problem is that there might not be that many enemys to rage at alive after this round^^
Edit: Ok knowing this game it could also be possible for every enemy rolling sixes and totally screwing us over
Post by: Powder Miner on July 16, 2012, 08:13:48 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on July 16, 2012, 09:58:05 pm
Er, that is to say, a character making a heroic sacrifice but not seeing their identifiable corpse onscreen always equates to them being Disney-dead.))
Post by: RTD on July 17, 2012, 09:02:03 am
My money is on Angel dieing horribly and activating RAGEFluttershy.
Well, who knows?
Post by: ForlanceAbice on July 18, 2012, 07:50:05 am
I shall go in as the Administrator from TF2.
My waves of minions shall CRUSH all opposition with ease...
Or so I hope. Either way, it will be a jolly good show for me.
Edit: Wait, just read the guide fully.
I'll be right back with a suitable character.
Edit 2: ... Well crude.... Do you have any character sheet to go by so I don't
end up creating some heinously anus terribad character?
Post by: Caellath on July 18, 2012, 08:32:22 am
Spoiler: Character Creation Sheet: (click to show/hide)
Post by: RTD on July 18, 2012, 12:31:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 18, 2012, 02:32:03 pm
Back, and dammit, that was my plan for if I died... Oh well, there's still like 3 other Snakes and the one from Escape From New York. And The Boss. And the rest of that quirky miniboss squad, especially the I'M COVERED IN BEES guy and the crazy pyro astronaut. And The End. Goddamn, I have what? 15 character ideas?((Well, you could be Revolver Ocelot. Also, bump.))
Also, the 'prone to philosophizing fits' made me laugh for like a minute, because it's SO DAMN TRUE.
Post by: TCM on July 18, 2012, 03:52:00 pm
Are we waiting on someone?
Me.
Post by: Geen on July 18, 2012, 07:47:43 pm
Post by: ForlanceAbice on July 18, 2012, 07:56:19 pm
Name: The Administrator
Class: Director/Commander (Commands troops from afar. Will use both BLU and RED teams to complete her objectives.)
Leadership: 12+
Perception: 4+ (She IS basically the mastermind behind the whole conflict. If you read up on it, you should know what is being talked about.)
Supply/Support: 2+ (Might occasionally lend supplies to teammates... Or something that will screw them up in a horrible way.
Direct Combat: 8- Little to no combat experience. If engaged directly without the protection of either team... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUx66z6xlto Then this will happen.
Friendly Fire: 5+ Occasionally might engage on friendly fire on accident.
Deployment Time: Depending on the class, it will take either one turn or more than a few to set them up. Ex: Heavy taking one turn to set up minigun, the next being completely immobile but ready to fire. Engineer taking three turns to fully build a functioning turret. Depending on what turret he wants to build, he will be vulnerable for that period of time. Unlike his gaming counterpart, his turret will not be ope ratable until builted to the desired level. Classes such as the Scout can be sent in immediately, but are weaker in comparison to their comrades in arms. These guys can be summoned at will. Heavy hitters such as (no pun intended) the Heavy and the Engineer take time to deploy, Heavy two turns, Engie three.
Abilities: Supply and Demand: Capable of sending basic supplies to the front to assist her comrades. Might rarely send something valuable.
Summon: Can summon any of the TF2 Classes. Weaker ones such as the scout can be spawned in pairs, while the heavy infantry such as the Heavy will only bring one such class to the battlefield. Bodyguards: Two mini sentries are posted around her to protect her if attacked. They cannot go on the offensive and take five turns to regenerate when destroyed.
Personal Equipment: Level one Pistol.
Level 5 Assault Rifle
Grenades
Radio
Description: Little is known about the Administrator, other than that she is secretly engineering the conflict between the BLU and RED teams in order to assure complete dominance of Mann.Co. Has links to the infamous Saxton Hale.
Post by: Flying Dice on July 18, 2012, 08:36:41 pm
Name: "Mad Jack" Churchill
Class Type: Anachronistic Madman
Fearless Insanity +1
Swordsmanship +1
Archery +1
Bagpipes +1
Batshit Insanity +1
Restraint -2
Danger Seeking +1
Bagpipes (Will Ye No Come Back Again?): While playing, gains immunity to explosions and ranged attacks. Buff continues for 3 turns after use. While playing, there is a 33% chance of a squad of SS troops attacking Churchill.
Personal Equipment:
Scottish Claymore
English Longbow & Barbed Arrows
Bagpipes
Description: A British soldier who fought through World War II using his Scottish claymore and longbow, famously quoted as saying, "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly armed." Churchill is the only known British soldier to have felled an enemy using a longbow during the second World War, and reportedly volunteered for Commando duty because it sounded dangerous (and thus interesting). During an extended raid, Churchill repeatedly lead Commando and partisan forces into battle with his bagpipes, and was eventually captured after being knocked unconscious by German grenades and mortar fire which killed his few surviving comrades. At the conclusion of the war, Churchill expressed unhappiness, saying that, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years."
((Unless you have plans to bring Teal Dash back from the dead, I'm requesting waitlisting as Green "Mad Jack" Churchill. If you do, you can PM me if you want to avoid letting the pegasus out of the bag.))
Post by: TCM on July 18, 2012, 08:42:34 pm
Spoiler: The Administrator (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 18, 2012, 08:48:49 pm
Post by: TCM on July 18, 2012, 09:32:54 pm
"Luna damnit!" Twilight Sparkle curses as her horn glows to levitate a bunch of floating rocks at John Rambo. (2 vs. 1) The flying pieces of Earth miss him, except one that hits him in the back of the head. The war vet stumbles a little, but then he roars indicating that he is unfazed.
Sun Tzu realizes the true weakness of the white man: Flank. No, not military flanking. Flank as in dat pony booty. The Chinese war god picks up Pinkie Pie. *Honk* He lets the following rhyme;"MacArthur!~You think you're the top of the CUT, but now you're going to know the power of ASS~!" Tzu chucks the pony, sending her flying through the air. "~Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!~" (5 vs. 2) Mac doesn't see it coming, and suddenly is face is filled with plot. Knocking him to the ground with his face in the abyss of unknown, Pinkie declares, "~If it's my flank to you're rubbing, time to get loving~!" She proceeds to *CENSORED* Afterwards, the pink pony lays next to him. "I haven't done it like that since Big Mac's birthday!" General MacArthur, face covered in liquid, does not respond. "Oh yeah and this." (1 vs. 1) She tries firing a Shotgun at MacArthur but the trigger is stuck. Awwwww.
Cyan Garamonde sees his chance to finish off General MacArthur, who is currently stunned and laying on the ground next to a Pinkie Pie playing with a Shotgun. The Samurai jumps forward and yells, extending the tip of his blade to the crazy American's stomach. At this time MacArthur also resumes conciousness and rolls out of the way just in time, Cyan embedding his blade in the launching platform's floor. Garamonde struggled trying to free his blade, but it stayed firm in the ground. Gen. MacSalad took the oppurtunity to limp away quickly into the distance!
General MacArthur has retreated!
((Due to the enemy leader retreating, plus the assured victory of the Party, and my time constraints, I will auto-win the rest of the battle.))
Teddy Roosevelt was knife fighting Rambo. Rambo was gaining on the president, his fast slashes giving Teddy only minimal time to block as the Vietnam Vet increased in pace. Teddy felt his face get a small cut and declared, "Enough of this! Speak softly and carry a big stick...and a gun!" Teddy pulled out his Pistol and shot Rambo in the Torso three times. Rambo stumbled backwards, blood running from his mouth. As he fell to his knees, Roosevelt pulled out his Knife and lunged forward, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The blade sunk straight through Rambo's skull. Roosevelt withdrew and walked away as Rambo became "Rambo 6: Rambo is Dead. Coming out December 1934 in 3D."
Fluttershy looked towards the area of the nuclear explosion. "Dashie ... please ... please. Where are you? I hope you are safe." In the meantime, she decided to head over to the Snipers and berate them. "You have NO right to hurt my friends, you mean, awful jerks!" The snipers stare at her. Then heads asplode.
The remaining Shocktroopers are eaten/blown up by Mongolian Warrios & JFK in a Tank.
Victory Get!
Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Yeah guys, I rushed this. You see, I'm going on a vacation tommorow, and I will have either limited or no Internet acsess for the following two weeks. Maybe if I am really lucky I will get in the post-battle turn, but don't count on it. As of now, this game is on a temporary vacation hiatus. So, see yah!
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2012, 09:51:50 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 18, 2012, 10:00:57 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2012, 11:14:34 pm
Post by: Caellath on July 18, 2012, 11:19:12 pm
Post by: Geen on July 18, 2012, 11:40:20 pm
Go full Pinkamena. Make Rambo cupcakes from his corpse.
Post by: Johuotar on July 19, 2012, 06:46:16 am
Have a fun vacation TCM!
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 19, 2012, 06:56:22 am
"He's running from the battlefield! Shameful display!" Cyan shouts while pulling his katana from the floor.
Have a fun vacation TCM!
You got that from Shogun 2 :D
Post by: RTD on July 19, 2012, 07:49:57 am
Post by: TCM on July 19, 2012, 08:11:08 am
Post by: Flintus10 on July 19, 2012, 10:22:07 am
Post by: Caellath on July 19, 2012, 10:33:10 am
Post by: Geen on July 19, 2012, 11:28:52 am
Post by: TCM on July 19, 2012, 12:16:15 pm
This game may be the craziest thing ever. I declare this RTD... Dwarf Fortress-level insane.
You ain't seen nothing yet. Trust me. ;)
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 19, 2012, 02:59:02 pm
Btw @ the ''Party'' This could be a good time to have a little bit of chat between the characters. If wanted.
Fluttershy walks over to Twilight Sparkle with a concerned look in her eyes.
Hey Twi. I know shes our friend .... but Pinkie Pie is really creeping me out laltely. She doesnt seem to be herself anymore.
Spoiler: Fluttershypic (click to show/hide)
Am I taking things too serious for this awesomely ridiculous RTD?
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 19, 2012, 03:04:03 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 19, 2012, 03:21:30 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 19, 2012, 05:12:14 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 19, 2012, 05:55:43 pm
Post by: Geen on July 19, 2012, 07:30:36 pm
Post by: RTD on July 20, 2012, 12:02:44 pm
Wait, now, approximately half of our PKs have been due to nuclear explosions, if my estimate is correct.
Maybe everyone likes getting blown up by nukes? ;D
Post by: Baradine on July 20, 2012, 12:06:49 pm
Wait, now, approximately half of our PKs have been due to nuclear explosions, if my estimate is correct.
Maybe everyone likes getting blown up by nukes? ;D
I didn't particularly appreciate it.... :'(
Post by: TCM on July 20, 2012, 08:10:26 pm
So....Luna Tele-healed The Party.
You guys can build character relations and stuff for now. You can also contact Luna if you have any questions.
Post by: Flying Dice on July 20, 2012, 08:29:47 pm
I should have posted this earlier, but awwww yea! My theory was correct.((Yep. I'm just hoping a certain someone gets her Gundam. :P
Anyhow, new character for any future waitlistees. And hurrah for the power of heroic sacrifices.))
Post by: TCM on July 21, 2012, 12:03:29 pm
So, I want to address a certain key point with everyone. Certain characters, including the Mane 6, are immortal due to their importance in the story. Before you say this isn't fair, realize that any immortal characters that have "died" are treated the same as their mortal counterparts. So, they leave the Party, and can come back if their spot comes up on the waitlist again. So R.D. isnt actually dead, she's just removed from the party like a dead character.
Post by: RTD on July 21, 2012, 03:41:07 pm
Post by: TCM on July 21, 2012, 03:53:26 pm
So, uh... When do I get in?
Now. Post your intro.
Post by: RTD on July 21, 2012, 04:11:39 pm
A meteor was crashing down. No one knew this, but a meteor was crashing down. It landed with a thump.
Deoxys was in awe. This new land was stained with blood everywhere, gore everywhere, and a missing part of land. However, he wasen't completely fazed. He was angry at what Princess Celestia done to him and his world. With a mighty flash of light, he appears in the sky, making everyone blinded and confused.
He is ready to fight.
Survey the area and find a hiding spot.
Post by: Flying Dice on July 22, 2012, 02:09:12 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on July 23, 2012, 07:00:23 am
Post by: Johuotar on July 23, 2012, 07:24:44 am
You mean i made an unnecessary heroic sacrifice?Well now we know not to help the immortal characters. :D
Post by: TCM on July 23, 2012, 08:29:01 am
You mean i made an unnecessary heroic sacrifice?
Well, no. If it had been successful she'd still be in the Party.
Also, sometimes the 'death' of immortal characters will prevent their return for a while, so spend your time helping each other, okay?
Post by: Powder Miner on July 23, 2012, 10:09:20 am
Post by: Xantalos on July 23, 2012, 12:33:36 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on July 23, 2012, 04:16:13 pm
Cue "Rainbow Dash spends the next [DATA EXPUNGED] days getting it on with Spitfire until finally remembering to get back to the war."
Post by: TCM on July 23, 2012, 04:18:04 pm
Probably not, it's just a Teddy from a different universe every time or something. Is it wrong that I see horrifying torture potential with the immortality?
Is Teddy an immortal character by virtue of me signing up as him again in the waitlist every time he dies?
No, Teddy dies, the difference is he resurrects as opposed to going to the hospital and healing.
There's not really torture potential either, seeing as how the waitlist means you'll have to sit out a ton of fights if you die before you come back.
Also, I've decided R.D. is the only immortal character for 'secret but fun' reasons....
Post by: Xantalos on July 23, 2012, 04:51:35 pm
Post by: TCM on July 23, 2012, 05:42:57 pm
*Mr Burns impression* Eeeexcellent. With the torture thing, I meant that RD could concievably be captured by an enemy and spend the intervening battles getting tortured while on the waitlist before escaping, thus rejoining the party. She can't die, allowing for unlimited pain!
*Lex Luthor Impression* WROOONG!
She's with Spitfire. And...Uh...stuff...IM THE GM SO I GET TO DO STUFF.
Post by: Xantalos on July 23, 2012, 05:50:02 pm
Post by: TCM on July 23, 2012, 06:17:52 pm
Yeah, please forgive my sadism.
DONT MAKE ME GET MY INNER HOODLUM OUT
WEEEESSTTTSIDEEEEE
Post by: RTD on July 23, 2012, 08:49:15 pm
Post by: TCM on July 23, 2012, 08:54:02 pm
So... now we wait for the turn.
Well, 10 days.
I guess your characters can run around and grow legalized televisions or something in the meantime.
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 24, 2012, 01:43:47 am
"Damn Zimos! What the fuck is THAT color? So THIS is what it's like to be Shaundi..."
Cue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
Post by: Tersr on July 26, 2012, 07:09:37 pm
Post by: RTD on July 27, 2012, 06:34:21 am
An oddly colored Gorden Freeman appears out of nowhere alongside Deoxys, confused as to why he's teal now and who half of the current party members are he signs to TS asking what happened when he was gone.
"!!!"
Deoxys flys away - fast!
Post by: Xantalos on July 27, 2012, 12:10:41 pm
Post by: RTD on July 27, 2012, 07:51:32 pm
By the way, your intro is hilarious. "Deoxys is ready to fight!" "Deoxys hides in fear!"
Yeah, it is pretty funny.
But he's more like surprised.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 28, 2012, 01:49:16 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 28, 2012, 01:53:22 am
If you would have me then I would like to be wait-listed as Orange Applejack
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 28, 2012, 01:57:43 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 28, 2012, 02:04:10 am
Post by: RTD on July 28, 2012, 07:19:02 am
Hey, I'm new to Bay12, and I was wondering If I would be able to join the Waitlist as a Teal Steve. Also, as a suggestion for him, adding in a transformation to Herobrine? It could be a nice twist.
I'll think about that. That is a nice twist.
Well, 10 days..
I guess your characters can run around and grow legalized televisions or something in the meantime.
Wait, guys, read the entire storyline. You'll get the plot.
Post by: TCM on July 28, 2012, 08:31:02 am
There are no posts of late since I an on vacation, and have resorted to typing with my phone. Regular posting for me should resume in approximately 5 days.
As for Herobine, I must say that Herobine seems more like an evil counterpart than a transformation. So, while you can't transform into him as Steve, perhaps you'll run into him....
On an unrelated note, if any newcomers have any interest in Dark Sci-Fi at all, I recommend looking at the Einstenian Roulette RTD. It's one of the longest RTD's I've seen, boasts a huge cast of memorable characters, and has it's own trope page.
Post by: Tiruin on July 28, 2012, 08:51:16 am
On an unrelated note, if any newcomers have any interest in Dark Sci-Fi at all, I recommend looking at the Einstenian Roulette RTD. It's one of the longest RTD's I've seen, boasts a huge cast of memorable characters, and has it's own trope page.((And here I was, thinking the 'Steve' character was based on that Steve.
Also, yep. Go look up Einsteinian Roulette if you want to learn the basics of how RTD's are fun. Or visit the Library thread for an archived list. :P
And if you're all taking a peek into the ER thread, look for someone named Elisaz. :3))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 28, 2012, 10:42:59 am
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=vvxrth53hacn1sfbhq9d21jo&page=1
Thanks for the warm welcome, and I will be patiently awaiting your deaths!
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 28, 2012, 04:05:27 pm
I've only seen a tiny bit of ER, but if it's as good as you guys say it is then I might have to read through that game next.
As for the RTD on TVTropes, the results would come out a bit differently, with [1] being a Critical Failure, [2] being a regular failure, [3] being a partial failure, [4] being a success, [5] being, well simply AMAZING, while [6] ends up being 'Trying too hard. There's examples on the first page of it.I see.
Post by: Caellath on July 28, 2012, 04:11:11 pm
Anyway, welcome to the world of Roll to Dodge and have fun.
Edit: Oh yeah, there are also the ones like Einsteinian Roulette, in which [4] is only a partial success. Really, it depends on the level of GM sadism or the deadliness of the RtD.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 28, 2012, 04:26:45 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 28, 2012, 04:45:35 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 28, 2012, 05:11:04 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on July 28, 2012, 10:09:26 pm
:P
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:24:26 am
If you want to read other good RTD's check out Roll to roll to dodge, I believe it has it's on Tropes page, and Multiworld Madness, once the greatest RTD on the internet. Both have a special place in the history of this forum though MM arugably had a bigger impact or us.I know a little bit about Roll to roll to dodge but what is Multiworld Madness?
Post by: Caellath on July 29, 2012, 12:32:17 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 12:33:41 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 12:46:05 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 29, 2012, 05:03:07 pm
Twilight Sparkle doesn't react to Fluttershys questions. She seems to be busy with thinking about important stuff .. like plots and trigonometrie ... whatever Twilight normally thinks about.
So Fluttershy proceeds to do this (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/abspin.gif) to calm her mind from the disturbing sights of the previous battle.
Twilight didn't seem to answer and I felt a little bit like beeing nonsensical. Hope you're Ok with that (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/fsgrin.png)
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 07:41:38 pm
A friendly welcome to the newcomers (http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/f/l/fluttershyyesplz.png?1)
Twilight Sparkle doesn't react to Fluttershys questions. She seems to be busy with thinking about important stuff .. like plots and trigonometrie ... whatever Twilight normally thinks about.
So Fluttershy proceeds to do this (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/abspin.gif) to calm her mind from the disturbing sights of the previous battle.
Twilight didn't seem to answer and I felt a little bit like beeing nonsensical. Hope you're Ok with that (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/fsgrin.png)
Please, tame Deoxys first. He's going wild.
Post by: Scelly9 on July 29, 2012, 07:47:12 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2012, 07:56:05 pm
"Sorry, I was thinking about what just happned. Ummmmm... yeah, Pinkie is acting kind of weird. I might be able to put it down to" Twililight proceeds to go on about a bunch of mental conditions" But it might be a good idea to talk to her after we get back to base, I hope she'll be okay..."
Post by: Caellath on July 29, 2012, 07:58:02 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 08:09:32 pm
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 08:23:05 pm
Be careful about debasing yourself before a human or pony, especially Teddy. "Sacrifice a Pokemon for AMERICA? Sure thing! Hey Deoxys! Would you mind investigating this volcano for me?"
He makes a gesture that looks like he's saying 'What volcano?'
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 08:27:40 pm
Post by: RTD on July 29, 2012, 08:31:33 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 09:56:12 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 09:59:57 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 29, 2012, 10:32:36 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 29, 2012, 10:38:07 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 10:43:05 pm
IF I die, I might be tempted to play as Jfk In a Tank. Buut I'll prolly go with Teddy.What about Teddy in his Teddymobile or something?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 10:44:02 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 11:02:30 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 11:04:18 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 29, 2012, 11:10:03 pm
...He has a horse. But the Bearmobile works good too.Huh. Still, I vote Bearmobile for the upcoming racing battle. Sorry to be voting on yer character, PowderMiner.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 11:16:10 pm
Man, I hope this goes on long enough that all of us on the waitlist get a chance to play. :(You and me both man haha. I'm personally hoping to pop up in that Death Race scenario. It'd be awesome to race against the Teddymobile and JFK's tank!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 11:17:19 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2012, 11:29:10 pm
Now that I think about it, I think as Applejack I'd pretty much have to BE the death car :D. I can't really drive/pilot anything with hooves
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 29, 2012, 11:43:32 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on July 29, 2012, 11:56:36 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 30, 2012, 07:58:09 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 30, 2012, 08:58:44 pm
Teddy would be riding on a vehicle made entirely out of American flags and bada**ery, unless NPCs aren't racing, in which case Teddy would be riding on top of JFK's tank.I found a picture of the real life Teddymobile http://www.flickr.com/photos/35395097@N07/3791336132/
You could take that and then add some armor plating and maybe a minigun.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 01, 2012, 11:39:59 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 11:54:24 am
Now, time to think up ideas for TNT propelled Cow-mobile...
Post by: TCM on August 01, 2012, 12:00:46 pm
I can't help but wonder if Rainbow's move was inspired by Combat Mecha Xabungle. At least in part. I mean, with a name like "Rainbow Toss"...
Oh wow, Sean Mirrsen. I thought people like you only paid attention to good RTDs. /self-deprecation
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 01, 2012, 12:11:21 pm
You can't imagine how much I want to start Multiworld Madness anew (or at least resume the second game), but I can't bring myself to do it knowing how liable I am to falter again. Though I did get a few good pointers from the show on having an attitude like that, heh.
And this RTD is great. It's more or less the quintessence of what an RTD should be like - over-the-top, random, funny, and well-written. And it has ponies. :) Good job, TCM. Just don't hit the same trap I did, and stay with the game until it's done.
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on August 02, 2012, 02:18:32 pm
Waitlisting as Black Delta, going to take my chances...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Flying Dice on August 02, 2012, 04:14:51 pm
Eh, it's me who should be self-deprecatin'. I'm the guy who dropped the biggest - at the time - RTD game, twice, with no reason bar being too distracted.Just do what I do and drag it out to weeks between updates when you aren't feeling it/are busy. :P
You can't imagine how much I want to start Multiworld Madness anew (or at least resume the second game), but I can't bring myself to do it knowing how liable I am to falter again. Though I did get a few good pointers from the show on having an attitude like that, heh.
And this RTD is great. It's more or less the quintessence of what an RTD should be like - over-the-top, random, funny, and well-written. And it has ponies. :) Good job, TCM. Just don't hit the same trap I did, and stay with the game until it's done.
But yeah, in all seriousness, this is some of the most fun I've had with an RTD to date.
Oh, and here is Teddy Roosevelt's mount of choice:
(http://www.history.com/images/media/slideshow/teddy-roosevelt/theodore-roosevelt-moose.jpg)
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2012, 04:21:49 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 03, 2012, 03:30:10 am
Post by: TCM on August 03, 2012, 02:30:43 pm
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I steal the forum stage, each RTD and a page,
You never played a game filled with so much chaos and rage,
Don't even call for the mods, they ain't gonna' help,
What they gonna' do when I roleplay all by myself?
I'm gonna' get big, shit, my games in my sig,
ToadyOne, you're safe in your place, be glad that it's outta' state,
I was the online angel back when I was twevle,
Thirteen, I'm real fuckin' mean from NY to Rochelle,
I used to, get kicked around by trolls and mobs,
Then I wrote some little pieces involving me and their moms,
I used to be a troll, now I troll like Uwe Boll,
What do I think of RP's? Well it sucks to be me,
Too much developing rules and referencing an-i-mees
Hope you agree, make games quick, (Yes!)
Good fanfics! (No!)
Rolling tight! (Huh?)
Be out at night, catch butterflies and running kites,
Back in my comp jail,
Nyan Cats, Epic Fails,
Memes just suck, they ain't F-U-Double-N-E,
I spell like a freak, cause' I post on I.E.,
Punch my screen like Ali,
The best? Hell this game looks like a mess,
Read the context, what, can't 외국 포닉스 읽으 셨나요?
My language crazy, go crazy if you can see a sound,
Bitches,
If you wanna' live, bend over and turn yo' flank around,
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
When Bronies roleplay I say, what the hay,
Read up on their lines and give them a neigh,
Cause their own little inventions were based off of me-y,
All the pretty girls giggling, "Hehe, that's so cray!"
*Wi-ko, wi-ko*
My name is TCM
Been crazy before you kids watched Stimpy n' Ren,
Insatiable, "The Reprimandable! Ah!"
With Celestia, who brings la fiesta!
Princess 'Lestia, wants to molesta ya',
feel your breasts and ah', then she'll getta' dress, with strapped on vi-bri-tas',
So sad, the Internet's filled with all this hate and this porn,
"For fuck's sake, TCM, stop posting Pony R34!"
Geez, you guy's put up so much pointless chatter,
"TCM, it's a controvershal' matter,"
Throwing away all my pills, spinal chord chills,
my mind just got filled, and roast on a grill,
Preach philosophic gospel out the window, in hospital,
Til' I brainwash the masses and got them by the balls and asses,
So I'm The Control Master, The Crazed Masseur,
Act all vindictive, I am The Cold Misstress,
I'm a dead God, the motherfucking anti-pope,
You motherfuckers see why I'm called The Charismatic Misanthrope?
And that's where I get my names from!
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
Give me a PC, a keyboard, a backdoor and updated Google Chrome,
And I'll find the adress of all these douchebags homes,
Ring their doorbell, packing my covert gat,
The trolling community just gone in a zap,
Cause (I'mmmm) T.C.M., give me a good reason,
Why should I stop shooting when their just pleadin'?
By the way Soulja Boi, why does he make noise?
Am I the only one repulsed by this nigga's voice?
Uh-oh, the N-bomb, I'm out on the fringe,
Did I make all you classy white suburbanites cringe?
That's why I don't follow orders, cause' they can't comprehend what I say,
Getting chased by the brainless masses who want to fuck Sasha Grey,
And they all gross me out, you know how many dicks been in she?
If I ever did a celeb it would be Rapace, Noomi.
And before we got busy, we'd roleplay and she'd would be playing Lizzy,
I'm sorry Ole Rapace, you weren't that dashing,
And now I'm going to stick your Ex with a thrasing,
I don't give a fuck, I'd do her if she was a pony, mare,
Pumping my seed on her flank and her hair,
Until the feds find out and bust me outta' there,
Put my ass in the courtroom, and then the electirc chair,
While the crowd screams for my goddamn electircal lobotomy,
My charges: Murder, Arson, Drugs and Sodomy,
And plus my visit Noomi the fine, Swedish equine,
I start telling everyone about how we spent our night time,
Til' they start vomitting blood and nasty-ass grime,
And then the black mask pulls the switch,
And after 3 billions volt? Still breathing bitch!
They all stare at me, the Bloody Messiah reigns,
I'll just ask them one question: What the fuck is my name?
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
Guess who's b-back, back?
Gue-gue-gue-guess who's back? (Now what Derm?)
Guess who's back?
Gue-guess who's back?
"Bay12!" Guess who's back?
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back?
"Roll to Dodge" Guess who's back?
Back back, Guess who's back?
TCM, 2012
...Man, what the fu-?
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I steal the forum stage, each RTD and a page,
You never played a game filled with so much chaos and rage,
Don't even call for the mods, they ain't gonna' help,
What they gonna' do when I roleplay all by myself?
I'm gonna' get big, shit, my games in my sig,
ToadyOne, you're safe in your place, be glad that it's outta' state,
I was the online angel back when I was twevle,
Thirteen, I'm real fuckin' mean from NY to Rochelle,
I used to, get kicked around by trolls and mobs,
Then I wrote some little pieces involving me and their moms,
I used to be a troll, now I troll like Uwe Boll,
What do I think of RP's? Well it sucks to be me,
Too much developing rules and referencing an-i-mees
Hope you agree, make games quick, (Yes!)
Good fanfics! (No!)
Rolling tight! (Huh?)
Be out at night, catch butterflies and running kites,
Back in my comp jail,
Nyan Cats, Epic Fails,
Memes just suck, they ain't F-U-Double-N-E,
I spell like a freak, cause' I post on I.E.,
Punch my screen like Ali,
The best? Hell this game looks like a mess,
Read the context, what, can't 외국 포닉스 읽으 셨나요?
My language crazy, go crazy if you can see a sound,
Bitches,
If you wanna' live, bend over and turn yo' flank around,
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
When Bronies roleplay I say, what the hay,
Read up on their lines and give them a neigh,
Cause their own little inventions were based off of me-y,
All the pretty girls giggling, "Hehe, that's so cray!"
*Wi-ko, wi-ko*
My name is TCM
Been crazy before you kids watched Stimpy n' Ren,
Insatiable, "The Reprimandable! Ah!"
With Celestia, who brings la fiesta!
Princess 'Lestia, wants to molesta ya',
feel your breasts and ah', then she'll getta' dress, with strapped on vi-bri-tas',
So sad, the Internet's filled with all this hate and this porn,
"For fuck's sake, TCM, stop posting Pony R34!"
Geez, you guy's put up so much pointless chatter,
"TCM, it's a controvershal' matter,"
Throwing away all my pills, spinal chord chills,
my mind just got filled, and roast on a grill,
Preach philosophic gospel out the window, in hospital,
Til' I brainwash the masses and got them by the balls and asses,
So I'm The Control Master, The Crazed Masseur,
Act all vindictive, I am The Cold Misstress,
I'm a dead God, the motherfucking anti-pope,
You motherfuckers see why I'm called The Charismatic Misanthrope?
And that's where I get my names from!
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
Give me a PC, a keyboard, a backdoor and updated Google Chrome,
And I'll find the adress of all these douchebags homes,
Ring their doorbell, packing my covert gat,
The trolling community just gone in a zap,
Cause (I'mmmm) T.C.M., give me a good reason,
Why should I stop shooting when their just pleadin'?
By the way Soulja Boi, why does he make noise?
Am I the only one repulsed by this nigga's voice?
Uh-oh, the N-bomb, I'm out on the fringe,
Did I make all you classy white suburbanites cringe?
That's why I don't follow orders, cause' they can't comprehend what I say,
Getting chased by the brainless masses who want to fuck Sasha Grey,
And they all gross me out, you know how many dicks been in she?
If I ever did a celeb it would be Rapace, Noomi.
And before we got busy, we'd roleplay and she'd would be playing Lizzy,
I'm sorry Ole Rapace, you weren't that dashing,
And now I'm going to stick your Ex with a thrasing,
I don't give a fuck, I'd do her if she was a pony, mare,
Pumping my seed on her flank and her hair,
Until the feds find out and bust me outta' there,
Put my ass in the courtroom, and then the electirc chair,
While the crowd screams for my goddamn electircal lobotomy,
My charges: Murder, Arson, Drugs and Sodomy,
And plus my visit Noomi the fine, Swedish equine,
I start telling everyone about how we spent our night time,
Til' they start vomitting blood and nasty-ass grime,
And then the black mask pulls the switch,
And after 3 billions volt? Still breathing bitch!
They all stare at me, the Bloody Messiah reigns,
I'll just ask them one question: What the fuck is my name?
That's why they call me TCM (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
I'm back, (I'm back)
Guess who's b-back, back?
Gue-gue-gue-guess who's back? (Now what Derm?)
Guess who's back?
Gue-guess who's back?
"Bay12!" Guess who's back?
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back?
"Roll to Dodge" Guess who's back?
Back back, Guess who's back?
TCM, 2012
...Man, what the fu-?
So...I'm back. After spending a vacation listening to Emniem, I felt compelled to right the horrifying text above you.
And it's a joke. Like Em' and Slim Shady, alter egos right? It's just for kicks. So you guys are still playing right? I'm sorry.
Turn 14 coming soon.
Post by: TCM on August 03, 2012, 08:03:31 pm
The Party, A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits, composed of the following: Profanity Nerd,Cotton-Candy Rapist, Racist American, Chinese Fratboy, Winged Doormat, Kamikaze Samurai, Space Freak and Mute Crowbar.
Their current situation of 'Romping Through the Medows and Shit' was interuptted by a call on the communicator.
*Beep*
"Hi everyone! This is Prime Minister Mi Amore Cadenza, but please, call me Cadence! Our Supreme Princess is busy with her own matters, so I'm filling in for her today. With the defeat of MacArthur, the last two major combatants on our current list would be ToadyOne/ThreeToe and William Shakespeare, so it's up to you guys to decide on who you will fight next! Also, Luna has requested you guys decide on a unique new name. Celestia has gathered her own Party, and you must not be affiliated or confused with them. Transportation will be provided when you all have decided your next target. Good luck!"
*Beep*
Loot:
Infantry Armor
M16's
Light U.S. Amrmor
U.S. 60's Sub-machine Guns
Heavy U.S. Armor
Shotguns
Flamethrowers
Heavy Machine Guns
Napalm Bombs
Trench Rifles
Fragmentation Grenades
Sniper Rifles
Sniper Camoflouge
1 Mobile Machinegun
1 Knife
10000000000000000 Chinese Rifles
Dashie's Katana
Meanwhile, at the Lunar Palace:
The Deity Council was a large, circular room with several circular tables stretching about, similar to parliament or the U.N. meetings. The only difference is that it was filled with Gods & religious figures. Currently, the situation was in disorder.
"She has no basis for Godhood!" - Yaweh Allah.
"She has stolen Mount Olympus from me!" - Zeus.
"I will have her head!" - Odin.
"The cycle of creation and destruction has been tainted!" - Shiva
"What would Theodore Roosevelt do?" - Chuck Norris
"Dude, this is such a drag." - Jesus Christ
"..." - Buddah
Thousands of more figures made similar remarks.
"BE. STILL."
Princess Luna's declaration quited everyone.
"We can not have discord, that is how Equestria fell many years ago! Now, we all agree that The Sun Goddess is an illigitimate Deity. We would move quicker, but it seems she has already drafted powerful evils into her force. Fortunately, we have many kinds of powers, political and military, that are advancing on her. The time will come soon. Now, if you would like to ask for help from the powers beyond, do so now."[/b]
Heads were bowed. Some clasped their hands or fell to the knees. The council grew silent.
Then, a random voice asked, "Wait, who do we pray to?"
Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Caellath on August 03, 2012, 08:14:22 pm
Combine all chinese rifles into something appropriately crazy. He also gets U.S. Heavy Armor and slaps his lamellar armor over it for good measure, wearing it afterwards. So he can still keep his looks and his guts. Hooyah~
Post by: mcclay on August 03, 2012, 08:17:54 pm
I think the group's name should be The Heros of Equestria Also we should go after Toady one
Post by: Caellath on August 03, 2012, 08:27:43 pm
Sun Tzu does not even spends a minute considering Twilight's suggestion.
"Most of us aren't even from Horsestria or whatever. Our name should be Filthy Flying Armpits from Hell. Fuck yea. Or Party Harder."
Post by: RTD on August 03, 2012, 11:04:07 pm
Post by: Geen on August 03, 2012, 11:20:18 pm
"I say we go after those dwarves too! They like parties, and I like parties, and they like booze, and I like booze, and they like killing, and I like killing, and they like torture, and I like torture and so, yeah!
Post by: Flying Dice on August 04, 2012, 06:53:03 am
Post by: Johuotar on August 04, 2012, 07:51:18 am
The Heros of EquestriaCyan shows approval for this name for the group with a nod.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 04, 2012, 08:25:48 am
Cyan picks up light armor and puts sniper camouflage over it, as he currently has no armor. He also picks up one fragmentation grenade out of curiosity.I know I'm not eligible for a vote since I'm not participating, but "Her (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_(horse))ods (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod) of Equestria" is less cliche and is in some ways quite fitting. Especially if you're willing to forgo the 'e' in "Heroes" anyway. :PThe Heros of EquestriaCyan shows approval for this name for the group with a nod.
Post by: RTD on August 04, 2012, 08:38:25 am
Oh hai Sean. Once again, I thank you for introducing RTD to TvTropes.
Now, time to think up ideas for TNT propelled Cow-mobile...
What?
I've been on TVTropes for quite a while now. And what are you talking about introducing me?
Nice idea.
Get me two of those flamers, attach a few dozen machine guns to 'em, strap the two flamethrowers together, then put Dashie's Katana on it as a bayonet. Cue naming it the 'Pink Death'. Then grab a gasmask.
"I say we go after those dwarves too! They like parties, and I like parties, and they like booze, and I like booze, and they like killing, and I like killing, and they like torture, and I like torture and so, yeah!
Whoops, mcclay already took it.
Post by: Powder Miner on August 04, 2012, 11:04:47 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on August 04, 2012, 12:13:09 pm
Well, unless you're being sarcastic/humorous, I was the one who introduced (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=vvxrth53hacn1sfbhq9d21jo&page=0) the Roll To Dodge (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/TVTropesRollToDodge) game concept to the TVTropes forums, quite a while ago.Oh hai Sean. Once again, I thank you for introducing RTD to TvTropes.
Now, time to think up ideas for TNT propelled Cow-mobile...
What?
I've been on TVTropes for quite a while now. And what are you talking about introducing me?
Post by: Geen on August 04, 2012, 02:01:10 pm
Post by: TCM on August 04, 2012, 08:42:59 pm
General MacArthur, battered and bleeding, limps his way away from the battlefield. Fortunately, The Party does not give chase. The General rounds a turn and sighs with relief, leaning upon a tree and closes his eyes brielfy. When he opens them again, a thin, lanky figure armed with a Bayonetd' Rifle is standing in front of him. Before he can speak or run, the bayonet is impaled into his sternum, puncturing him deeply. Blood flows from his mouth. "N-no!" The figure grins. "Ho ho ho." The rifle flashes and a bullet penetrates Arthur's mouth and comes out the bottom of the back of his skull. The Bayonet is pulled back, and the lifeless General slumps to the ground.
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Name: Ho Chi Minh
Class Type: Guerilla Leader
+1 Improvisation
+1 Stealth
+1 Traps
+1 Tactics
A target of both U.S. & South Vietnamese soldiers.
Description: The leader of the Viet Cong who led North Vietnam to victory. His army and he fight best in sneaky, unorthodox, guerilla methods.
Equipment:
Bayonet AK-47: The original russian Kalashkinov, now with a blade attached to the end.
K-50: A rapid-fire Chinese sub-machine gun.
Nagant M1895: A Russian revolver made for close-quarters.
Sickel: A farming tool improvised to be a hacking blade.
Viet Cong Trap Kit: A hammerspace (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace) bag containing a shovel, pointy sticks, tripwires, mines, and all Viet Cong style traps.
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 04, 2012, 08:49:48 pm
Post by: Johuotar on August 05, 2012, 04:24:42 am
Sickle is spelt with an LE, not EL.
Quote
Light U.S. Amrmor
TCM never spells wrong, nor he spells right, he spells precisely how he means to.
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 05, 2012, 06:59:33 am
''Going to the Dwarves seems to be a good idea. Maybe they are not so mean and we can convince them to help us.''
Post by: Powder Miner on August 05, 2012, 11:02:51 am
A target of both U.S.and Teddy Roosevelt. & South Vietnamese soldiers.I doooon't recommend choosing him or there miiiight be a little bit of purely, completely accidental teamkilling.
Post by: Caellath on August 05, 2012, 12:06:09 pm
Post by: Tersr on August 05, 2012, 02:45:44 pm
Post by: Geen on August 05, 2012, 05:24:11 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on August 05, 2012, 05:40:40 pm
:P
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2012, 06:24:01 pm
Post by: Geen on August 05, 2012, 10:13:33 pm
How about The League Of Extraordinary Psychopaths for the team name? You know you want to...I vote for this.
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 05, 2012, 10:59:52 pm
Make love, not war! A vote for Lovers of Equestria is a vote for a Rainbow Dash/Spitfire tagteam!Haha, I support this notion. Very much so.
:P
Post by: Powder Miner on August 05, 2012, 11:33:14 pm
AMERICAN CRUSADERS!
...or that's Teddy's name at least...
Post by: Flying Dice on August 06, 2012, 12:02:42 am
The League of Extraordinary Omnicides & Bisexual Pegasi... IN AMERICA!
Did someone order some ham? Incidentally, if James Tiberius Kirk never makes an appearance, I will be moderately disappointed.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 02:48:22 am
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 03:18:55 am
Hey, TCM? Is it okay if I use the character sheets you made in this game for my next RTD?
Go ahead :D
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 06, 2012, 03:30:23 am
Thanks.Hey, TCM? Is it okay if I use the character sheets you made in this game for my next RTD?
Go ahead :D
Post by: RTD on August 06, 2012, 10:35:14 am
Thanks.Hey, TCM? Is it okay if I use the character sheets you made in this game for my next RTD?
Go ahead :D
It's sort of generic actually.
Post by: Geen on August 06, 2012, 01:46:29 pm
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 03:55:06 pm
Sickle is spelt with an LE, not EL.QuoteLight U.S. Amrmor
TCM never spells wrong, nor he spells right, he spells precisely how he means to.
Actually it's because I use Internet Explorer. It's mentioned in my 'I'm Back' rap.
I spent all that time on that for nothing!!! :'(
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 06, 2012, 06:33:44 pm
Post by: ForlanceAbice on August 06, 2012, 07:58:19 pm
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.
.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.
Post by: RTD on August 06, 2012, 08:33:01 pm
Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.
.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.
Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.
For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 06, 2012, 08:34:39 pm
Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.
.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.
Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.
For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.
....RTD, you're not TCM.
We follow what the GM tells us to do, not you.
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 08:37:39 pm
Plus if we did, it would spiral out of control and we'd eventually have a waitlist thread not unlike the onship thread in ER.Agreed....
Using Firefox since 2011....
Internet Explorer can go suck it.
.... Sooo bored.... You guys are having WAAAAY
too much fun without me.
Er, you can do anything you want with your Administator until it's your turn to be on The Party. This applies for all people on the waitlist, by the way.
For now, try and roleplay a battle in TF2.
....RTD, you're not TCM.
We follow what the GM tells us to do, not you.
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2012, 09:14:43 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2012, 09:20:25 pm
Sorry this turn is taking so long. Please blame TGWTG, Game Grumps, Tech9ne and Hopsin. :<Curse you, things!!!1!1111!!!1!one!!1
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 07, 2012, 01:09:26 am
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2012, 05:25:43 pm
And so, our heroes come up with the generic team name of The Heroes of Equestria.
Sun Tzu takes all the Chinese Rifles and glues them together, making the ultimate weapon: French Toast. He also works Heavy U.S. Armor under his own, which offers extra protection at the expense of looking really fat.
Twilight Sparkle put's Dashie's Katana in her saddlebag.
Deoxys swishes the knife around. It doesn't seem to do anything.
Pinkie Pie snatches the knife out of Deoxy's hand-er, tentacle, and puts some shit together to make The Pink Death! It immdiately falls apart after creation.
Cyan Garamonde puts on some Sniper Camoflouge and some Light U.S. Armor. He picks up a Fragmentation Grenade, knowing now you pull the pin and it explodes.
Teddy Roosevelt equips Light U.S. Armor, an M16 Rifle and a Shotgun.
Fluttershy gets some Sniper Camo for Rarity to sample. Angel sneaks two 60's Submachine Guns in her saddlebag also.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 snags some Frag Grenades.
With the preparations ready, a Lunar Army Transport Helicopter picks T.H.E. up....
Hours later the Helicopter is hovering above a courtyard inside a giant fortress composed of gold, and bones. Arrows and bullets fly past the convoy, some coming close by only hitting Kennedy's Tank, which is tied to the bottom of the helicopter by a rope. The Pony in charge yells, "We can't land do to all the traps the Dwarves have placed around the perimeter, so it's up to you guys!" He points to a rack of back-pack looking objects in the back of heli. "Those are parachutes, they are essential to dropping in, though not necessary if you want to jump in free fall! Good luck!" From this height, T.H.E. can start to make out targets below...
Bay 12 Army:
Dwarven Fortress Population: A large militia ready to defend their home, no doubt a worthy bunch of opponents. Except one's sitting down and making a pot. Another is going for a drink. That one just fell in the moat. Maybe not so worthy.
Items: Dwaren Equipment.
Health: 100%, wait, 99%, 98.5%....there goes another .3%...
Urist McSworden: Adventure Dwarf who was born with a natural skill for using Hammers. His parents were not good with naming children.
Items: Steel Helmet, Steel Armor, Steel Warhammer
Health: Fine
Urist McThrowin': The kids laughed at him for playing with rocks all day. But who's laughing now?
Items: Rocks, Sand, Water, Blood, Body Parts
Health: Fine
Peasant Army: They are peasants. They have knives. They have no family to speak of. They ask that you travel a few feet to the Northwest to and kill The Heroes of Equestria.
Items: Knives
Health: 100%
Bronze Colossus: Oooohh, Megabeast!
Items:
Ability: Giant - +1 to Offense,-1 to Defense
Health: Fine
Boogeymen: AW FU-
Items:
Ability: Incessant Douchbaggery - +2 to Defense,-1 Offense
Health: Cackling
Liberal Crime Squad: A hippie, a yoga teacher, a gangster, a teacher, a college student and a judge walk into a bar. They proceed to beat up every conservative inside.
Items: M16's, Katanas, Body Armor
Ability: Improvised Martial Arts Masters
Health: 6/6. Liberal!
WWI Medic: Would feel safer in a hole.
Items: WWI Military Uniform, Military Helmet, Trench Rifle, Amputation Kit
Ability: Medic
Health: No Mustard Gas
And sitting at a throne in the back....
"And then I was like, "That's because Minecraft is for casual gamers!" Ha ha ha!"
"What a fine story my brother!"
"Who said you could talk, bitch? Go back to making stories and banning homophobes, faggot!"
:<
ToadyOne & Threetoe
Health: Bay12!
Mood: TOTALLY FRATICIAL.
Spoiler: The Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Mod Note: Yo, ThreeToe, it would be awesome if you could not totally ban me. Plz. :3
Post by: RTD on August 08, 2012, 07:37:45 pm
Oh goodness, the dwarves are going to kill a quartar of their forces before we start fighting.
EDIT2: Why did spell check just disappear from message options?
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 08, 2012, 07:41:04 pm
Deoxys just flies to the ground - but very quiet and hidden.First of all: Deoxys can fly?
Second: It's kinda hard to miss an orange thing falling out of the sky...
Post by: RTD on August 08, 2012, 07:44:06 pm
Deoxys just flies to the ground - but very quiet and hidden.First of all: Deoxys can fly?
Second: It's kinda hard to miss an orange thing falling out of the sky...
Yes, he can fly.
No one will notice, their too busy either arguing or killing each other.
Post by: mcclay on August 08, 2012, 07:47:42 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 08, 2012, 07:59:15 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on August 08, 2012, 08:52:01 pm
Post by: Caellath on August 08, 2012, 09:00:44 pm
In midair, he gets his armor back again and prepares his Kaiyun, notching an arrow and firing it at Urist McThrowin'.
"The greatest general is the one who manages to make their enemies get it hard and fast in their faces!"
Post by: Johuotar on August 09, 2012, 05:54:33 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 09, 2012, 12:17:01 pm
Spoiler: Totally scary Fluttershy (click to show/hide)
In the attempt to distract the other fighters from Fluttershy Angel drops down with a parachute in the middle of the peasants firing his 60's Submachine Guns in every direction while smoking a cigar.
Post by: Geen on August 09, 2012, 08:24:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 10, 2012, 02:15:48 am
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100308/isaiah-mustafa-240.jpg
Name: Old Spice Guy
Class Type: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
+1 Strength
+1 Toughness
+1 Spontinaity Wow, I suck at spelling.
+1 Suave
Attracts rival deodorant companies/Fabio tries to mess him up. Pick one, or both.
Can change into Terry Crews, the incarnation of Old Spice poweeer. I'll let you decide his stats, as I'd just make him OP'd as hell.
Description: Ponies used Old Spice. Then Princess Celestia banned it. He's not happy about that.
I was going to do Mr Rogers, but I realized he's basically human Fluttershy.
Also, feel free to depower OSG. I think I overpowered him.
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 10, 2012, 07:45:54 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 10, 2012, 09:25:25 am
Post by: TCM on August 11, 2012, 04:25:31 pm
Where you at.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 04:36:08 pm
Post by: TCM on August 11, 2012, 04:38:01 pm
Hey, can I change Snake? Switch the operator for a LAW rocket launcher?
Sure what is it?
On an irrelevant note, has anyone seen the picture of a mouse from Sesame Street, and the caption reads, "NIGGA"? I saw it once, and thought it was beautiful and could be extremely useful.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 11, 2012, 05:13:56 pm
The LAW is a fold out rocket launcher. You unlock the bits on the side, and it unfolds. Point, shoot. I would use the M-47, which is homing, but that's much too large to use with stealth. Unless, of course, you'd let me use it without stealth.Hey, can I change Snake? Switch the operator for a LAW rocket launcher?
Sure what is it?
On an irrelevant note, has anyone seen the picture of a mouse from Sesame Street, and the caption reads, "NIGGA"? I saw it once, and thought it was beautiful and could be extremely useful.
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/M72A3 (http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/M72A3)
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/M47_Dragon (http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/M47_Dragon)
Post by: TCM on August 12, 2012, 10:05:46 am
Post by: zomara0292 on August 12, 2012, 10:20:53 am
If I can, I'd like to propose21 more character class.
http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/news/100308/isaiah-mustafa-240.jpg
Name: Old Spice Guy
Class Type: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
+1 Strength
+1 Toughness
+1 Spontinaity Wow, I suck at spelling.
+1 Suave
Attracts rival deodorant companies/Fabio tries to mess him up. Pick one, or both.
Can change into Terry Crews, the incarnation of Old Spice poweeer. I'll let you decide his stats, as I'd just make him OP'd as hell.
Description: Ponies used Old Spice. Then Princess Celestia banned it. He's not happy about that.
I was going to do Mr Rogers, but I realized he's basically human Fluttershy.
Also, feel free to depower OSG. I think I overpowered him.
If this guy is allowed, I want him. In BLACK. no homo.
Post by: LAAT501legion on August 12, 2012, 11:17:36 am
Post by: TCM on August 12, 2012, 11:23:57 am
Name: Old Spice Guy
Class Type: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
+1 Strength
+1 Toughness
+1 Spontaneity Wow, I suck at spelling.
+1 Suave
Attracts rival deodorant companies/Fabio tries to mess him up.
Can change into Terry Crews, the incarnation of Old Spice poweeer.
Equipment: Towel, Old Spice
Description: Ponies used Old Spice. Then Princess Celestia banned it. He's not happy about that.
Here's my GM's cut.
Post by: RTD on August 16, 2012, 07:37:45 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 16, 2012, 08:40:52 pm
Post by: TCM on August 16, 2012, 08:45:47 pm
Post by: RTD on August 17, 2012, 06:03:24 pm
School papers bros :(
Aww...
Post by: Tersr on August 17, 2012, 07:50:43 pm
Post by: TCM on August 17, 2012, 10:58:54 pm
Deoxys flies to the ground, far away from the battle and molds in the background. (6) He is now Perfectly Hidden.
Twilight Sparkle parachutes out of the helicopter and begins firing projectile attacks towards the Bay12 Army below. (3) And by the entire Bay12 Army, I mean the Dwarven Fortress Population. (2 vs. 2) There is a scampering about as fire balls and bursts of energy are flung at them and raze the ground. None of the projectiles actually hit them, but they scream and run around in terror.
Teddy Roosevelt jumps out of the helicopter and gives a Merican' speech on liberty and stuff as he parachutes down, when he notices the Liberal Crime Squad. The floating president cocks his rifle. "HIPPIES! I SHOW YOU HOW A REAL PATRIOT FIGHTS!" (3 vs. 1) Teddy fires a clean shot into one of the Liberal's head.
Sun Tzu makes a double entendre and fires his Kaiyun Bow at Urist McThrowin'! (1 vs. 3) The arrow misses the dwarf, embedding itself in the courtyard floor. As Tzu curses under his breath, McThowrin' gets a nicely sized rock and throws it at the general. (4 vs. 3) The rock smashes into his foot and fractures it. Ow.
Cyan Garamonde begins charging up his SwordTech attack, as he directs his parachute near the Bronze Colossus.
Fluttershy flies out of the vehicle and stealthily gets behind the WWI Medic. Slithering up to him, the Pegasus leaps and yells "Boooo!" Accompanying this is her "scary" face. (4 vs. 3) The Medic screams and runs away, no doubt scarred by such a horrific event.
Pinkie Pie tries salvaging her Pink Death. (...) Alas, it's not working. So, she sits on Urist McSworden. (4 vs. 1) The massive plot smashes the Hammerdwarf into the ground.
Gordon Freeman gets to fragging some dwarves. Pulling pins, the scientist unleashes a flurry of green over the Peasant Army. (6 vs. 4) The numerous grenades explode over the dwarves, scattering them with kinetic energy and impaling them with shrapnel.
With The H.O.E. landing from their parachutes, the Bay12 Army prepares to fight! Also, dat acronym.
The Dwarven Fortress Population goes into Guard Mode! (+1 to Defense,-1 Offense)
Urist McSworden attempts flails under Pinkie Pie. "Get yer' damn flink' offa' meh'!" With all of his strength, (6 vs. 4) he throws Pinkie several feet away into a stone wall, severly bruising her. He stands up and brushes himself off.
Urist McThrowin' applaudes his last attack, and tosses another large stone at Sun Tzu. (2 vs. 4) The throw is off, giving Tzu plenty of time to shoot off another arrow. (2 vs. 1) McThrowin' takes an arrow to the foot! Yeahnoskyrim.jpg
The Peasant Army, having lost many of their kind to grenades, sees Gordon Freeman land. "Get that robot!" The knife-wielding folk charge Freeman, (5 vs. 2) hacking their knives giving him light, but numerous cuts.
The Bronze Colossus notices Cyan Garamonde landing near him and preparing something. Enraged at all things human, the Colossus sweeps his giant arm at the Samurai, (5 vs. 5) but an aura of energy appears around Cyan, protecting him until his SwordTech is done charging. The Bronze Colossus is thrown aback!
The Boogymen hear Fluttershy go "Boo!" Not to be outdone, they surround the yellow Pegasus. (3 vs. 4) They begin cackling, and the frightened Fluttershy goes into Panic Flail Mode. (1 vs. 6) She flails around on the ground. The Boogymen are confused.
The Liberal Crime Squad see a member go down. "We will slay the conservative swine!" The gang fires upon Teddy Roosevelt. (4 vs. 3) Teddy gets shot in the chest through his armor, but that's minor for him.
"I tire of these Equestrians! Brother, bring the rocks!"
ThreeToe pulls a lever and rocks fall onto the battlefield!
(4) The rock lands on 3 Heroes!
(5) Sun Tzu is hit! He is now trapped under a rock!
(2) Twilight Sparkle sidesteps a rock as it makes a dent in the ground besides her.
(6) Fluttershy gets hit by a rock! Not only does it trap her, it starts suffocating her! (Fatal next turn unless helped.)
"Not bad. Not bad at all...." *Takes a swig of booze*
ToadyOne & Threetoe
Health: Bay12!
Mood: The trap was decent.
Spoiler: Bay12 Army (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
NPCs didn't do anything because I forgot. ::)
Sorry.
Post by: Caellath on August 17, 2012, 11:16:57 pm
"dsjfnwionfqn3wfnklwlkdfenwqo"
Slip from under the rock.
((Edit: Forgot about the rock.))
Post by: TCM on August 17, 2012, 11:30:04 pm
Sun Tzu curses in chinese.
"dsjfnwionfqn3wfnklwlkdfenwqo"
Shoot at him again.
GM Note: You are trapped under a rock and unable to fight until it is off.
Post by: mcclay on August 17, 2012, 11:44:30 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on August 18, 2012, 12:00:14 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 18, 2012, 03:45:42 am
Post by: TCM on August 18, 2012, 09:31:54 am
Hey TCM, what about Angel and the other friendly NPCs? Aren't they fighting?
Er, I forgot about them. They'll have actions next turn.
At least on the bright side, they didn't get hurt last turn. :P
Post by: RTD on August 18, 2012, 03:30:00 pm
Post by: Geen on August 18, 2012, 09:29:49 pm
Post by: Johuotar on August 19, 2012, 04:39:09 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 19, 2012, 02:55:21 pm
Post by: Tersr on August 19, 2012, 05:21:21 pm
Post by: TCM on August 21, 2012, 08:13:20 pm
Sun Tzu curses fake-Chinese as he is crushed under a mass of Earth. Wiggling, he attempts to get out from underneath it. (6) With a roar of power unseen before, the general not only pushes the rock off of him, but manages to stand up and hoist it over his head. The participants of the battle gaze as Tzu hoists the Boulder above him, ready to utilize it.
Twilight Sparkle focuses her magical energy on hoisting the stone above Fluttershy. (5) She manages to do so and the yellow Pegasus runs out of the spot quickly. Levitating the Boulder, Twilight takes the mass and chucks it at ThreeToe! (2 vs. 5) The nimble Bay12 Moderator nimbly ducks under the rock, (1 vs. 1) by leaping into ToadyOne's arms.
"AMERICAAAAA!!!!!Theodore Roosevelt[/color] charges the Liberal Crime Squad, unholstering all his guns and flinging them into the air to do his Ultimate Teddy Combo Gun Attack (TM). (6 vs. 3) Teddy's Pistol comes down and he empties the whole clip into one Liberal, gunning him down. As he holsters it, he grabs his falling Shotgun and fires both barrels directly into another's chest, sending her flying off. The shotgun goes away as Teddy grips the M16 and scores a clean headshot on another liberal. Finally, aftering putting away the M16, Teddy grabs his Rifle and loads out four limb shots and one torso shot on the last liberal, who falls flat on his back. The only survivor is a young scared-out-of-her wits liberal clutching her Glock.
Deoxys, previously unseen in the battle, glides behind the Bay12 Army and implants his body into the ground. The orb at the center of his body begins glowing brighter, brighter, until it finally glows like the sun. Just as the Bay Watchers notice a bright light is behind them, (5) a huge laser sweeps around them.
(2) The Dwarven Fortress Population manages to scatter chaotically to avoid the beam, though some do it by jumping in the lava moat.
(1) The Hyper Beam hits Urist McSworden in the Armor, which reflects it into the fortress wall, destroying some of it.
(4) The Hyper Beam disintegrates both of Urist McThrowin's legs.
(6) The Hyper Beam sweeps through the Peasant Army. They're not around anymore.
(3) The Boogymen manage to outrun the laser, though the intense light causes some of them to turn into smoke.
(2) WWI Medic takes refugee in by building a trench, climbing in, and crying until the laser finally stops.
McSworden may have avoided the Hyper Beam, but it quite shocked when Pinkie Pie thrusts her
Cyan Garamonde, finished with his SwordTech, charges the Bronze Colossus. (6 vs. 6-1) A perfect horizontal slash decapitates the Colossus, it's head flying into the lava moat. Miraculously, it's still alive since it's soul rests in it's chest core, but without a head it has a pretty severe disadvantage.
Fluttershy performs the epic manuever of eating some leaves. (4) It heals her throat and she decides to take a small rest and watch the fighting.
Gordon Freeman 2.0, covered in epic knife scars, rushes towards the throne. As slo-mo decides to take over, Gordon pulls out two Flashbangs, dropping their pins to the floor and tossing them at the double bosses. (4 vs. 6) However, ToadyOne catches both of them and throws them back. (4 vs. 3) Freeman shields his eye's at the last second, but even then the shine manages to get him slightly. (-1 to defense next turn.)
The Dwarven Fortress Population decides to go after Angel, because they can. (4 vs. 6) But the little bunny is ready for them. (5 vs. 6) He through their clothing, pulls their hair and pinches their ears. Nothing deadly, but it's sure annoying.
Urist McSworden stops gagging, and contorts his face with rage as he looks at Pinkie Pie, who smiles. Picking up his Warhammer he attacks with an overhand swing! (1 vs. 3) However, as the hammer goes up, the dwarf hears the Pony click her Shotgun. (1 vs. 1) The blast knocks the Warhammer away, but fails to do anything else.
Urist McThrowin' dismayed at being legless, picks up a Rock and tosses it at Twilight Sparkle. (6 vs. 4) The Rock hits her in the Torso and Shatters some Ribs!
The confused Bronze Colossus, headless, swings it's arms around wildly trying to hit Cyan Garamonde. (6-1 vs. 2) It actually manages to find him, pick him up several feet in the air, and slam him down harshly into the stone floor, denting it. Oooh, that wasn't pretty.
The Boogymen, having lost a number of their group, decide to pester Sun Tzu! (2 vs. 1) They dance around the Chinese general hoisting a rock. Eventually he just yells, "STFU!" (1 vs. 3) Boogymen continue to dance.
The Liberal Crime Squad is down to a scared teacher, clutching the Glock in her shaking hands. Theodore Roosevelt grins. "Hit me with your best!" (6 vs. 1) A flurry of bullets hit Teddy, one in each lung, the heart, the neck, and through the eye. The bloody president remarks, "You know, that actually was pretty good if I say so."
WWI Medic pops out of his trench. Seeing the lack of lasers, he rushes over to the Legless Urist McThrowin' to see what he can do. (6-1) Urist McThrowin' gets a Wheelchair!
The Mongolian Warriors were having a tea break, when they decided to get back into action. Loading up their gear, they climb the fortress walls, jump into the courtyard, and begin attacking the Bronze Colossus. (4 vs. 5-1) They mainly run around and try not to get stepped on.
"ThreeToe! The next part of my plan is-Wait, what's that?" Toady notices a green shape in the distance, as a voice booms, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but how you can get shot by my sherman!" JFK in a Tank fires a shell at the throne, (4 vs. 2) and severly wounds ThreeToe.
"Brother, no! I will avenge you!" "I'm....still....alive...." ToadyOne reaches behind him and pulls out his Legendary Bow. Sitting back down on his throne, he knocks an arrow and eyes the biggest threats on the battlefield. Well, Deoxys was causing problems. The Master fired an arrow at the Galatic Pokemon. (3 vs. 5) The Galatic Pokemon catches the arrow with psychic ability, and sends it flying back, (4 vs. 1) right into ThreeToe's head. "Well shit. Guess it's time for the burial. ~Amazinggggg, Grace, Oh thee- actually, nope." Toady throw's his brother's corpse into the lava moat.
ToadyOne & Threetoe
Health: Brotherless
Mood: Wait, who's going to ban people now?
Spoiler: Bay12 Army (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Caellath on August 21, 2012, 08:30:45 pm
Throw giantass rock at Toady.
Post by: Powder Miner on August 21, 2012, 09:03:17 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 21, 2012, 09:16:38 pm
((I was kinda wondering if Twi's evolved form could be Littlepip?))
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 22, 2012, 12:56:26 am
Levitate a train and make it fall on Toady One.
((I was kinda wondering if Twi's evolved form could be Littlepip?))
Nah. Littlepip is part Apple Family. I think Blackjack would be more appropriate.
(Go read Fallout Equestria, then Project Horizons :))
Post by: Johuotar on August 22, 2012, 05:04:39 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 22, 2012, 05:08:36 am
Levitate a train and make it fall on Toady One.Would probably just be Twilight as an adult or somesuch.
((I was kinda wondering if Twi's evolved form could be Littlepip?))
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 22, 2012, 02:54:22 pm
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Angel takes out the 60's Sub-machine Guns out of Fluttershys Saddlebags and works his way through the Dwarven Fortress Population old fashioned spray-and-pray-style.
Post by: RTD on August 22, 2012, 08:32:11 pm
Deoxys decides to have that Medic brainwashed. He then feels a bit bad by making someone cry.
Also, the burial part made me smile.
And the dwarfs jumping into the lava moat.
Heck, everything was funny/crazy in that turn.
Post by: Tersr on August 22, 2012, 11:15:06 pm
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Post by: Biscuitlord on August 23, 2012, 09:14:19 am
Post by: Geen on August 23, 2012, 06:25:19 pm
Armor, eh? Load up my shotgun for Gummy Bear (No, not the crocodile) and put a few hundred armor-pierced holes in this dwarven hammerman's stomach. If he somehow survives, whack him with the hand of the gun until he stops moving. Then whack him a few more times for good mesure. Then shoot him in the head. Twice. And curbstomp him. Then shoot him again. And make cupcakes. And return with the cupcakes. And then unload a couple more rounds on anything left. Then eat the cupcakes. And set his mutilated corpse on fire. And laugh. And laugh more, and more, and more as the power of insanity grows. Then smile.
Post by: RTD on August 23, 2012, 09:38:12 pm
@RTD Do you really want to do the same as me? If I succeed your turn is wasted.
I'll brainwash him first, so that it will be easier to make the Medic join our side.
Post by: Johuotar on August 24, 2012, 03:25:58 am
Wasnt there a help system or something? You could help eachother to have better chances to succeed.@RTD Do you really want to do the same as me? If I succeed your turn is wasted.
I'll brainwash him first, so that it will be easier to make the Medic join our side.
Post by: RTD on August 24, 2012, 07:49:09 am
Wasnt there a help system or something? You could help eachother to have better chances to succeed.@RTD Do you really want to do the same as me? If I succeed your turn is wasted.
I'll brainwash him first, so that it will be easier to make the Medic join our side.
This may be something like the help system.
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 24, 2012, 09:36:44 am
Post by: RTD on August 24, 2012, 09:47:28 am
Ok then it just has to work. He still has the debuff from terrifying fluttershy and you brainwash him. His puny will just succumb to our superior power of awesomeness and cuteness. (insert cute evil laugh)
Now we just have to wait for the others.
Post by: TCM on August 24, 2012, 10:33:34 pm
Post by: TCM on August 25, 2012, 10:57:53 pm
Sun Tzu, who suddenly seemed to have a lot more big muscle under the weight of a boulder, despite being an old man, almost drops his weapon before regripping it with two hands. "LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!" He tosses the boulder at the Great ToadyOne, (5 vs. 2) who smirks back and casually loads his Legendary Bow. This all changes when the boulder crashes into his face. As the rock fractures into tiny pieces, blood and teeth fly out from the Bay12 king in a move that would have made Gutsman proud. Toady's calm demeanor suddenly turns to a look of hatred, and isn't helped by Tzu jumping around and continiously hollering, "WHAT CHU' GONNA' DO?! WHAT CHU' GONNA' DO?!"
Teddy Roosevelt regenerates from sheer Awesomeness! (3) Well, it doesn't really help, but it keeps him going for the time being. ((Despite the use of him as a badass in game do to his historical and cultural stature, Theodore Roosevelt was actually a socially awkward, white supremacist, and master propogandist that had many of the tales of his superhuman ability and masculine extrodinaire propogated in order to hyperbolize and immortalize his image. So yeh.)) When that doesn't work, he decides to punch the last LCS member in the face! "CHYYEEEARRRGGGGGEEEE!!!" (1 vs. 3) He doesn't make it in time, as the yoga instructor manages to raise her Glock sight poised at him. (6 vs. 1. Again.) Every shot she fires misses. As Teddy comes into point-blank distance with her, in desperation she swipes her Katana at him. There is a flash of blood. She opens her eyes. A headless hulk of man lies beside her. There is a *plump* as the missing head and it's accompanying hat go into the lava. The battlefield is momentairily silent.
Teddy Roosevelt has died!
.........."TRAIN." (5 vs. 6) Twilight Sparkle used the lull in the battle to sneak a cargo train above the battlefield, and have it descend on the ToadyOne. The Dwarf King makes a flying dive to the side, barely dodging a huge hunk of metal that crushes his throne, as well as the surrounding fortress wall. Getting up, now actually intimidated by the forces in front of him, Toad takes reknocks his arrow from before and sends it flying at the purple unicorn. (6 vs. 6) Twi reenacts a movie cliche, in which time goes slow again and she arches her body backwards as it nearly penetrates her, the ripple wave clearly visible in the - I actually haven't seen any Matrix movies.
Cyan Garamonde continues the fighting by brandishing his ancient sword and charging the disorientated, decapitated Bronze Colossus. (6 Vs. 1-1-1) There is a flash of light and Garamonde appears behind the Colossus. It twitches, and then collapses into not two, or four, but dozens of pieces. And not just any regular pieces; bars. Bars.Cyan Garamonde slashed the Colossus until he smelted it.
The terrified WWI Medic clutches his rifle, hiding in his trench as his teammates and enemies surround him. He doesn't see the shadowy shape float behind him. He seizes up as a pair of tentacles grip his body. "IT IS TIME FOR YOU. TO. SEE." (6 vs. 4-1) Deoxy implants visual images into the Medic's mind: A bar of soap. A still shot of liquor. Children playing in the sun. What do these do? Hell if I know, it's like of those artsy movies with the wierd pictures and you don't know what's happening but you assume it's a good movie because you'll instagram the screen before discussing indie rock with your friends at Starbucks. Oh yeah, and there's also booty-shaking, that's good brainwash material. Anyways, the Medic stares blankly as the tentacles unwrap around him, staring into the sky.
Fluttershy sees this as her cue, prancing her cute little hooves up to the stunned physician. "Hey you seem to be pretty good at healing. Wouldn't you like to join us? We want to save many lives and i would love to see someone as capable as you on our side. Plus we have awesome cookies." Flutters proceeds to take out and cookie and eat it in correct kawaii-desu fashion and that picture HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG- (Insta-sucsess) Needless to say, it works. "Yes."
WWI Medic joins the Party!
Gordon Freeman is quiet for once. His actions have always spoken for him. Pulling another grenade out, Gordon pulls it's pin and throws it on the ground. It sharply connects and bounces back up into the air, like a basketball, and the Freeman holds the active explosive in the air with his gravity gun. Not a second to soon, the grenade is pushed by high amounts of G-Force, soaring at many miles an hour at the ToadyOne. The king raises his Bow, but what can he do to stop this scenario? (5 vs. 6) Maybe, I don't, imaple the grenade with an arrow and send it flying back towards it's sender. (3 vs. 2) Fortunately for the scientist, the Grenade explodes before it gets far enough back to severely hurt him. The shockwave merely throws him back on the ground, sprawling.
Pinkie Pie, in a continuing trend of psychotic attacks, chases Urist McSworden through the fortress. His stubby legs have a short but brisk stride as he continues to check back behind him, noticing Pinkie is catching up gradually. "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T RUN." The Hammerdwarf's heart pounds as he turns a corner and finds himself in a corridor. Quickly, he jumps into a room and bolts the door shut. The door shakes as something runs into it, and then falls on it's face. McSworden sits on the bed and thinks of a logical solution to his predicament. They all involve booze, which he currently lacks. And regardless, he doesn't have much time to think when a wall of bullet's creates a sizable hole through the wooden door. Knocked off his chair, the scared dwarf sees the most terrifying grin, in all of it's bubbly-maned glory, appear through the hole in the door. "HERE'S PINKIE!" (4 vs. 5) As Ms. Pie reaches her hoof for the doorknob, Urist reacts fast and grabs a Deus Ex Carving Knife from the drawer. With a last attempt to save himself, he lunges the Knife at the Equine, (2 vs. 5) and doesn't hit her, but manages to disuade her from opening the door by stabbing the area around the hole. Pinkie retracts her hand. "Hey! Quit that!"
The Dwarven Population notes Sun Tzu hitting their leader in the face. "Hey, that dude hit our king in the face!" "Should we fight him?" "No, let's make statues of Gwean the Kobold trading with bears." "BEER!" With that last chant, the Population suddenly goes into a frenzy and charges the Chinese General, as he looks like he might be made of beer. (1 vs. 6) Little did the dwarves know, that their battle cry also happened to be one of Tzu's, along with "CLUB NIGHT!" and "DUDE, SHE'S FUCKING EVERYBODY OUTSIDE!" "最終啤酒出擊!" (5+1 vs. 3-1) Sun opens his mouth and shoots a bullet out of it which hits a Dwarf and the Dwarf turns into Arnold Schwareznaggermachwaeawziaewh the Second who goes "AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!" and pulls out two dual-machine guns and shoots all the surrounding dwarves 34492642139732^39 times and then grabs all the bodies and throws them into space and then he turns into a missile and the missile goes up to where the bodies are and explodes and all the dead dwarves are dead. It worked out pretty well.
"FOGET TORAH, IT'S TIME FOR CORPSES!" Urist McSworden heard a shotgun click outside the hole in the door. The barrel was shoved into the room's interior, pointed directly at him. His fate was sealed unless he could have a holy intervention, because even though ToadyOne was getting his ass kicked outside, Princess Celestia was still rocking with him. Taking his Carving Knife, he pulled his arm back and then sprung it forward, letting go off the blade and launching it into a spinning motion towards the hole in the door. (5 vs. 6) It goes into the barrel of the Shotgun. (6 vs. 2) The firearm goes off, and while the bullets don't go anywhere, the force of the blast sends the enlodged knife into the dwarf and guides it into his throat. He stumbles back as he realizes the delicious irony of the last courses of action he took, before slumping against the stone wall.
Urist McThrowin' looks in disbelief as WWI Medic, the man who had attended his wounds not a few minutes ago, was now partyin' wit the H.O.E.. And while Urist had seen the Medic with many hoes before, this one flat out disgusted him. Grabbing one of his legs off the ground from his wheelchair, McThrowin' yells at the Medic, "Dis' what ya' get ya' backstebbin' git'!" (2 vs. 2) The leg flies about six inches forward before coming to the spot where the dwarf had picked it up.
While Cyan Garamonde had fended off one Beast of the Bay12 Army, he had not finished them all. Just as he begins to celebrate his victory, he surrounded by short, shadowy squaking figures. "OOGA BOOGA!" (5-1 vs. 6) They begin to jump onto Cyan, trying to bring him to the floor with their mass. Cyan dissaproves and doesn't go down easily, and manages to shake them off. As they fall off of him, he reaches for Katana and begins slashing at them, (2 vs. 5+2) but before his first strike they have already scattered to the far end of the battlefield.
The Libral Crime Squad, or more accurately, the Liberal Yoga Instructor looks at the corpses of her teammates. And then Teddy Roosevelt's Cadaver. Holstering her guns, she sneaks past the fighting and books it out of the fortress.
Liberal Yoga Instructor has fled!
The Mongolian Warriors load their arrows in attempt to stop the Boogymen. The Mongols try their best to aim at the rapidly shifting night creatures. "Fire!" (6 vs. 3+2) Miraculously, each Boogymen manages to get struck by at least one arrow each. They all fall over, desintegrating into dust. The Mongols raise their bows and let out a victory cheer.
JFK in a Tank fires his a tank shell at ToadyOne! (Instasucsess) It hits him dead center in the chest!
ToadyOne grasps at his gaping chest hole, falling to his knees. "No, it can't end like this! For I am no mortal! No dwarf! No king! No God! ToadyOne no longer! I am ARMOK!
With a great roar, the Dwarf King starts growing into a pure red bethemoth, leaving the H.O.E.'s mouth agaped. It's several stories high, blood red, an indistinguishable face, and one arm fashioned into a giant spike of bone.
"I AM ARMOK. RUN COWARDS. I LIVE!"
ARMOK
Health: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Mood: CHAOS REIGNS!
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Post by: Xantalos on August 25, 2012, 11:29:13 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on August 25, 2012, 11:40:27 pm
Waitlist as Red Teddy Roosevelt
Post by: Xantalos on August 25, 2012, 11:48:28 pm
Awww man.We're going to mock him SO LUNADAMNED MUCH about getting killed by a yoga instructor when he gets back. That could've been my mom! Teddy Roosevelt got killed by my mom. But yeah, condolences and all that.
Waitlist as Red Teddy Roosevelt
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 26, 2012, 01:03:20 am
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 01:05:46 am
(Hmm. Just noticed someone picked the character sheet I made for Alfred Wintle. That's cool. I had an idea for another character, if TCM wouldn't mind.)
Go ahead.
Post by: Geen on August 26, 2012, 01:25:14 am
Post by: Caellath on August 26, 2012, 01:47:41 am
That is until he sees Armok... "STILL PARTY TIME! Yo, I need some bruthas from the 'hood here!"
Sun Tzu call for his bruthas.
Post by: Johuotar on August 26, 2012, 04:56:47 am
Post by: RTD on August 26, 2012, 08:19:17 am
Deoxys does a Wrap on the bone arm, and tries to pull it out.
That was epic, that turn.
Post by: mcclay on August 26, 2012, 10:00:12 am
Post by: Tersr on August 26, 2012, 10:37:12 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 26, 2012, 12:42:04 pm
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Angel stomps and looks frustrated at
That turn soooo awesome. HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG made my day :D
Post by: RTD on August 26, 2012, 03:46:03 pm
Let's see this big, burly, robot fight!
Post by: Sinpwn on August 26, 2012, 06:17:50 pm
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 06:52:11 pm
Up next: Delta!
Let's see this big, burly, robot fight!
Delta takes a moment to take scope of his situation, quickly deciding that the Oh-god-what-the-flying-fuck-is-that-thing is most likely hostile. The being's porthole glows a bright crimson as it readies its harpoon gun and prepares to fight.
Start firing the harpoon gun. Aim for the "face".
((IT'S Δ TIME!))
.....Wut just happened?
Post by: Sinpwn on August 26, 2012, 06:55:21 pm
.....Wut just happened?
Misunderstanding. Seems I mistook RTD for you and thought I was in. Ignore that.
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 06:58:05 pm
.....Wut just happened?
Misunderstanding. Seems I mistook RTD for you and thought I was in. Ignore that.
If you really want I can let you in now.
Post by: Sinpwn on August 26, 2012, 07:03:40 pm
.....Wut just happened?
Misunderstanding. Seems I mistook RTD for you and thought I was in. Ignore that.
If you really want I can let you in now.
I'm fine with whenever is best for you.
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 07:09:26 pm
.....Wut just happened?
Misunderstanding. Seems I mistook RTD for you and thought I was in. Ignore that.
If you really want I can let you in now.
I'm fine with whenever is best for you.
Since you already posted your intro just go ahead and join in. Repost plz. :3
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 26, 2012, 07:57:43 pm
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Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 08:00:32 pm
Spoiler: Character 3 (click to show/hide)
Seems good, except for the fact that I can't see the picture.
Ah, KoL. I remember that game. It was fun. There were only two reasons I stopped playing: I got tired of running out of adventures and having to wait, and some missions I'd have no idea what to do unless I read an online guide.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 26, 2012, 08:13:44 pm
I still play it. A lot. It's good for trips and stuff, because it runs on anything that can get Internet. Oh yeah, fixed picture.Spoiler: Character 3 (click to show/hide)
Seems good, except for the fact that I can't see the picture.
Ah, KoL. I remember that game. It was fun. There were only two reasons I stopped playing: I got tired of running out of adventures and having to wait, and some missions I'd have no idea what to do unless I read an online guide.
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2012, 08:29:57 pm
I still play it. A lot. It's good for trips and stuff, because it runs on anything that can get Internet. Oh yeah, fixed picture.Spoiler: Character 3 (click to show/hide)
Seems good, except for the fact that I can't see the picture.
Ah, KoL. I remember that game. It was fun. There were only two reasons I stopped playing: I got tired of running out of adventures and having to wait, and some missions I'd have no idea what to do unless I read an online guide.
I didn't know that. Might have to restart my account next time I go on a trip. :P
Post by: TCM on August 27, 2012, 07:45:51 pm
Spoiler: The Pastamancer (click to show/hide)
Didn't have to change much. By the way, I'm a Level 9 Disco Thief. My username is 'duh12'. (I know it's stupid, I made it back in 07'.)
Post by: Nosaneinme on August 27, 2012, 09:03:14 pm
My Character,Behold
Me,Yes me,The Connor of Radlike Ciffs and Red too
I Going Insert Myself Into The Hellish Battle
no,not That "Way", You,Sexual Deviant
But Now Behold
*No picture of me*
Name: Connor Radcliffe
Class:Mad Genius
Iq of Robotnik Levels Mad Science Master Of Tabbo And Just Funny Guy. Hate guns And other Weapon that shoot something,Can't Handle his Own Strength,Insane, Make Robot,Help In Math Theory and Game Theory,Reverse Psychology, Telepathic Speak And Other Science and Math Stuff
Description:Real And Living Mad Man Who Chaos Neutral Is High Visible And Who Bash Any Government Or Anything That Make People Down And Rich Or People in Government Live in Good Life While Other Suffer
Post by: Xantalos on August 27, 2012, 09:05:10 pm
I think this Should be On Wait list at least but Here It is...What just happened?
My Character,Behold
Me,Yes me,The Connor of Radlike Ciffs and Red too
I Going Insert Myself Into The Hellish Battle
no,not That "Way", You,Sexual Deviant
But Now Behold
*No picture of me*
Name: Connor Radcliffe
Class:Mad Genius
Iq of Robotnik Levels Mad Science Master Of Tabbo And Just Funny Guy. Hate guns And other Weapon that shoot something,Can't Handle his Own Strength,Insane, Make Robot,Help In Math Theory and Game Theory,Reverse Psychology, Telepathic Speak And Other Science and Math Stuff
Description:Real And Living Mad Man Who Chaos Neutral Is High Visible And Who Bash Any Government Or Anything That Make People Down And Rich Or People in Government Live in Good Life While Other Suffer
Post by: Nosaneinme on August 27, 2012, 09:07:06 pm
Post by: TCM on August 27, 2012, 09:09:43 pm
Me.That what Just happen
This Nigga' either trippin' or some James Joyce motherfucker.
Post by: Nosaneinme on August 27, 2012, 09:11:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 27, 2012, 09:13:19 pm
Did You Not Read The Red,It Say"Insane" In The Red...I think it's broken.
Post by: Nosaneinme on August 27, 2012, 09:15:19 pm
Coined by Doctor Robotnik Or Now Call by Doc Eggman
Post by: TCM on August 27, 2012, 09:16:48 pm
Did You Not Read The Red,It Say"Insane" In The Red
If you want to post insane non-sequitur surrealism, that's fine, but have the deceny to improve your grammar. Every legit coo-coo has good grammar.
Post by: Nosaneinme on August 27, 2012, 09:18:25 pm
Post by: Geen on August 27, 2012, 10:12:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 27, 2012, 11:37:53 pm
Post by: TCM on August 28, 2012, 05:15:12 pm
Post by: Geen on August 29, 2012, 04:43:43 pm
Post by: RTD on August 31, 2012, 06:50:08 am
...Seriously, dafuq did I just read?
No idea.
Post by: Sinpwn on August 31, 2012, 04:37:11 pm
Fire the harpoon gun at Armok at the first sign of hostility. Aim for the face.
Post by: RTD on August 31, 2012, 08:48:59 pm
Post by: TCM on September 01, 2012, 09:28:58 am
TCM, is the turn coming anytime soon?
Yeah man, Ive just preoccupied lately with dem' Athletic competitions.
Post by: RTD on September 01, 2012, 07:31:36 pm
TCM, is the turn coming anytime soon?
Yeah man, Ive just preoccupied lately with dem' Athletic competitions.
Well, us rednecks don't beleive in that fancy, smancy, stadium-thingy.
Post by: TCM on September 01, 2012, 08:29:34 pm
Post by: RTD on September 01, 2012, 09:16:13 pm
I won't be busy tomorrow. Turn soon, I promise.
Got that.
Post by: zomara0292 on September 02, 2012, 08:04:23 am
Post by: TCM on September 02, 2012, 09:15:57 pm
You know what? Since I'm taking so long, after this battle is done, I'll include a Secret Bonus Shout-out fight for you all.
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2012, 12:45:55 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 03, 2012, 07:49:49 am
Well, I want the Old Spice Guy. Bold and Black, please
Post by: TCM on September 03, 2012, 12:33:46 pm
. . . . So, is that a no to my request of being a black guy playing a black guy on a pony rtd?Well, I want the Old Spice Guy. Bold and Black, please
You're accepted.
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2012, 08:59:09 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 03, 2012, 09:00:25 pm
Post by: RTD on September 04, 2012, 06:55:42 am
I'm suprised to see you have yet to make a gangster RTD, actually.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 05:12:17 pm
I'm suprised to see you have yet to make a gangster RTD, actually.
Yeah, that would be cool.
That's actually a good idea. I tried a silly Gangster Suggestion Game, but it didn't go really far.
I've been watcing a Let's Play of Sleeping Dogs, and I'm thinking of putting the game in a country where firearms are illegal, so more emphasis could be put on hand-to-hand and melee fighting.
Post by: RTD on September 04, 2012, 07:21:32 pm
I'm suprised to see you have yet to make a gangster RTD, actually.
Yeah, that would be cool.
That's actually a good idea. I tried a silly Gangster Suggestion Game, but it didn't go really far.
I've been watcing a Let's Play of Sleeping Dogs, and I'm thinking of putting the game in a country where firearms are illegal, so more emphasis could be put on hand-to-hand and melee fighting.
That's neat. But what's holding you from posting the turn?
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 07:23:47 pm
I'm suprised to see you have yet to make a gangster RTD, actually.
Yeah, that would be cool.
That's actually a good idea. I tried a silly Gangster Suggestion Game, but it didn't go really far.
I've been watcing a Let's Play of Sleeping Dogs, and I'm thinking of putting the game in a country where firearms are illegal, so more emphasis could be put on hand-to-hand and melee fighting.
That's neat. But what's holding you from posting the turn?
That Sleeping Dogs LP I mentioned.
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 07:38:29 pm
Armok. Chaos Incarnate. It towered into the skyline. The sheer aura it emanated sent mortal creatures fleeing from a 100 mile radius. Even the H.O.E.S., used to fighting all sorts of threats, were at a loss of words or action for the being in front of them....except for one pink pony who trotted right up to the crimson bethemoth.
"Hey, if it isn't my old buddy Armok. You're like, my idol, dude. There's tons of blood and magma on our side, wanna join? I hear your good friend Cthulhu might join soon too, c'mon, come with us! Sorry about your hammerman, but he was an elf in disguise. I mean, man, you're pretty much my god. Blood for the Blood god, magma for the elves! If you join, I will guarantee several hundred gallons of blood spilled in your name. So, whaddaya think?"
Armok remained completely still. A silence followed, whether it was seconds or minutes no one would bother to really keep track. Then, it made one low utterance; "NO."
It didn't move to strike or put a curse on Pinkie Pie, it simply stood still. Pinkie was offended. In her mind:
"Oh, I'm not good enough huh? Armok thinks he's soooooo good because he's the Chaos God? I was around before him, he wasn't shit before me! He thinks he's something, I'm so angry I could just...AAAAH!"
Pinkamena Diane Pie form achieved.
Sun Tzu looks up at the beast before him. He remembers an ancient saying, which he wrote: "When an enemy is too big to conquer, you call up yo' homies!" Pulling out his cell, Tzu taps a random name in his contacts. "Hi, it's Jeremy Lin." "Hey man, it's yo' homeboy Sun Tzu! Hey, we're fighting this Armok dude over here. Can you come help out?" "Uh...one, I play basketball. Two, the Bible teaches that,-" "You beat the shit out of giant motherfuckers! Sampson and Golaith, right dere'. Alright, see you man." He hangs up.
Cyan Garamonde wonders where the grenade in his inventory is. Last time he checked it was right- oh, found it. Anyways, he starts charging his Sword Tech technique.
Deoxys flings dark matter onto the bony arm of Armok. (1 vs. 6) The Chaos God simply shrugs it off, and creates a glowing ball of dark energy in his own hands. (6 vs. 5) He flings it at the Galatic Pokemon, who manages to dodge the initial impact. But the ball explodes, and the blast flings the Pokemon away, searing it's flesh quite badly.
Twilight Sparkle uses her eyes (?) on Chaos Incarnate....okay then. After that, she unleashes a barrage of elemental firepower! (2 Vs. 2) Wind, Fire, Frost, Lightning, Light, Darkness, all strike at Armok...and fail to do anything to him.
Gordon Freeman sees the evil being in front of him. He carefully aims his loaded Crossbow and shoots the greatest opponent on the field: A Dwarf in a wheelchair. (5 Vs. 3-1) A bolt plants itself firmly in Urist McThrowin's chest. The force sends him flying out of his wheelchair and tumbling onto the ground, dead.
"Here's your cookie!" Fluttershy hands (hoofs?) the baked good over to the WWI Medic. "Merci petit poney." He eats it. It's so good, the two of them engage in the elegant dance of "Ze Derp." (4) It works well enough. Pinkamena, Gordon and Cyan all get +1 next turn due to the dance.
Delta appears out of nowhere. The hulking beast of metal aims it's Harpoon at the Chaos Incarnate, shooting at any signs of a threat.
Delta has joined H.O.E.S.!
Mongolian Warriors start hacking and slashing at Armok's feet! (6 Vs. 4) They actually manage to pierce it, as his feet start gushing out small streams of black energy!
JFK in a Tank fires a rocket at Armok! (5 Vs. 2) It strikes him in the torso, making a small hole appear and bleed out blackness!
"PUNY MORTALS NEVER CEASE TO AMUSE ME." It picks up the freight train behind it, and launches it at the Heroes!
(3 Vs. 5)
Meraciously, it misses it's mark and flies straight into the Fortress Front Entrance, demolishing it.
The Chaos God sighs and begins casting up Magical Orbs.
"Hostile action!" Delta fires a Harpoon! (2 VS. 2) It flies into one of the Orbs and disintegrates.
ARMOK
Health: Cut Feet, Shelled, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Mood: I LIVE!
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2012, 07:40:46 pm
Post by: RTD on September 04, 2012, 07:42:58 pm
Blast his face with a Flash Cannon, blinding him. Oh, and try and dismiss the pain.
Post by: Tersr on September 04, 2012, 09:18:43 pm
Post by: mcclay on September 04, 2012, 09:27:56 pm
Uleash everything I have in a magicla blast at Armok.
Post by: Tiruin on September 04, 2012, 09:45:56 pm
Oh yeah, and King Arthur came in too butwhatdyawantiwasrushingthisturn.
King Arthur believes it is time for smiting the enemy, having been shifted from his current place and time by a temporal flux.
He reined in his horse, surveying the scene before...wait, where did his horse go?! He swore he was riding it just a second ago!
Well, at least he had his personal regalia and armor on.
Generally confused with the situation, King Arthur will rally the nearest group of seemingly sentient people to fight harder, because this looks like a fight.
Post by: Caellath on September 04, 2012, 10:46:01 pm
"Wood born crooked, pisses out of the vase."
...Yeah, that was totally it. You can feel the wisdom in each word.
"Gotta Open 'im Up!"
Sun Tzu shoots at Armok's jewels with his Kaiyun.
Post by: Jatha on September 04, 2012, 11:37:01 pm
Post by: Johuotar on September 05, 2012, 02:19:16 am
Post by: TCM on September 05, 2012, 06:22:59 am
I just read all 76 pages. Wow. Just... Wow. Can I join the waitlist?
Just pick a character and a color.
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 05, 2012, 05:12:21 pm
Fluttershy is so happy about her friends and how well ''Ze Derp'' went that she gets her cheerleading Outfit and starts to ''Yay'' the H.O.E.S. to victory.
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Angel still monologes about the meanness of the world, but all the while he carefully aims the two 60's Sub-machine Guns at Armok and sprays and prays the hell out of him.
Post by: Sinpwn on September 05, 2012, 05:38:51 pm
Quote from: Biscuitlord
Soooo the freaky loving to kill monster that was Pinkie until now wasn't Pinkamena Diane Pie? ........ Fuck.We appear to have both "Cupcakes Pinkie" as well as the "Pinkamena Pinkie".
Delta switches to his rivet gun and fires, focusing single mindedly on dealing as much harm to Armok in as little time as possible.
Post by: Powder Miner on September 05, 2012, 06:16:48 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 05, 2012, 06:19:15 pm
Post by: Geen on September 05, 2012, 08:20:51 pm
Juggle the chainsaw, the scapel, and the shotgun, and use them make as many cupcakes from blood god as possible.
Post by: Jatha on September 05, 2012, 09:10:23 pm
I just read all 76 pages. Wow. Just... Wow. Can I join the waitlist?
Just pick a character and a color.
Edit:
Are you familiar with the Inheritance Cycle? I'd like to create a character (Eragon) from that series, but only if you've ever read any of the books (Not the movie).
Otherwise, I'll just be Navy Sherlock Holmes
Post by: TCM on September 05, 2012, 09:41:40 pm
Post by: Jatha on September 05, 2012, 09:52:29 pm
I read the Inheritence Trilogy quite a while ago. I'm pretty fuzzy, but you can absolutely be Eragon, provided you can Roleplay well as him. ;P
I'm just worried about balance... if I’m going by the books, then he's got magic, mind control, super agility, and a dragon mount, among other incredibly overpowering abilities and equipment. Unless, of course, I'm playing as pre-elven ritual Eragon. Hmmm, maybe he can evolve to post-elven ritual Eragon later?
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 05, 2012, 10:09:50 pm
Character Sheet:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle.jpg/220px-Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle.jpg)
Name: Simo Häyhä
Class Type: Sniper Soldier
+2 Precision
+1 Stealth
+1 Endurance
-1 agility
-1 Strength
May attract Russian counter-sniper squads.
Amazingly accurate with both a Mosin Nagant and Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG.
Description: With around 542 confirmed kills with the Mosin Nagant, around 150 with the Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG as a Finnish soldier in the Winter War, he was a farmer and amazing sniper. He WAS just following orders.
Equipment: Suomi KP/31 9mm, Mosin Nagant, white camoflauge.
I tried to keep it balanced.
Post by: Jatha on September 05, 2012, 11:10:53 pm
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Post by: Caellath on September 06, 2012, 07:11:49 am
Even then, that is still unable to erase the fact he was a complete badass and scored all those kills with his mosin nagant without using a scope because he "thought it exposed the shooter too much". Iron sights and eagle eye ftw.
Post by: ansontan2000 on September 06, 2012, 07:13:51 am
I'm having trouble with the Pic.)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
But...What about Saphira? :D
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 06, 2012, 09:55:16 am
Post by: zomara0292 on September 06, 2012, 09:57:48 am
Saphira could be a call in like an artillery strike. And also to be honest compared to many of the other characters we have he seems a little bit underpowered.
Wurmple. Nuff said.
Post by: Jatha on September 06, 2012, 11:36:42 am
Saphira could be a call in like an artillery strike. And also to be honest compared to many of the other characters we have he seems a little bit underpowered.
I could make him stronger with a chance to attract enemies from the series like Durza or the Razac, but that would require TCM to actually know how those characters operate, and I doubt he has the time to go pick them up again for a forum game.
And you're right Saphira should be a summon.
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 06, 2012, 11:58:25 am
Post by: Geen on September 07, 2012, 04:50:37 pm
Waitlist! (I realize he may not be fictional, but I feel he qualifies due to awesomeness.)Seems fine by me, also his face is hilarious.
Character Sheet:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle.jpg/220px-Simo_hayha_honorary_rifle.jpg)
Name: Simo Häyhä
Class Type: Sniper Soldier
+2 Precision
+1 Stealth
+1 Endurance
-1 agility
-1 Strength
May attract Russian counter-sniper squads.
Amazingly accurate with both a Mosin Nagant and Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG.
Description: With around 542 confirmed kills with the Mosin Nagant, around 150 with the Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG as a Finnish soldier in the Winter War, he was a farmer and amazing sniper. He WAS just following orders.
Equipment: Suomi KP/31 9mm, Mosin Nagant, white camoflauge.
I tried to keep it balanced.
Post by: TCM on September 08, 2012, 02:45:53 pm
Opera and Firefox keep crashing.
Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.
Any suggestions?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 08, 2012, 02:47:52 pm
So guys, I've downloaded a bunch of different browsers trying to post this turn.
Opera and Firefox keep crashing.
Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.
Any suggestions?
Post by: ansontan2000 on September 08, 2012, 05:40:31 pm
So guys, I've downloaded a bunch of different browsers trying to post this turn.
Opera and Firefox keep crashing.
Google Chrome works but I can't increase the size of the post box to make it easier to manage big posts.
Any suggestions?
Write the post on google docs or Microsoft word, then copy and paste into the post box. Then all you have to do is fill in the colors.
Post by: TCM on September 08, 2012, 07:12:56 pm
Name: Simo Häyhä
Class Type: Sniper Soldier
+2 Precision
+1 Stealth
+1 Endurance
-1 agility
-1 Strength
May attract Russian counter-sniper squads.
Amazingly accurate with both a Mosin Nagant and Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG.
Description: With around 542 confirmed kills with the Mosin Nagant, around 150 with the Suomi KP/31 9mm SMG as a Finnish soldier in the Winter War, he was a farmer and amazing sniper. He WAS just following orders.
Equipment: Suomi KP/31 9mm, Mosin Nagant, white camoflauge.
I tried to keep it balanced.
(http://images.fandango.com/r88.1/ImageRenderer/375/375/nox.jpg/91011/images/masterrepository/fandango/91011/eragon_pic10.jpg)
Name: Eragon
Class Type: Dragon Rider
+1 Magic
+2 Fineness
Telepathic (Non magical)
Magic Drain: Whenever Eragon uses magic, he takes a -1 penalty to all rolls next turn
Store Energy: Eragon may opt to take a -1 penalty on his next turn to create an Energy Reserve. A Reserve may be used to: a) negate the -1 penalty for using magic, or b) add +1 to his next magic roll. He cannot create more than one per turn, but may use them in any manner he wishes. There is no limit to the number of Energy Reserves Eragon may hold.
Eragon starts with 2 Energy Reserves.
Equipment:
Zaroc: a masterfully crafted elfish blade, both lightweight and strong.
Belt of Beloth the Wise: Required to store Energy.
As the last of the Dragon Riders*, Eragon is sworn to maintain peace throughout the land, wherever that land may be. His training, weapons, and innate abilities as a Rider have made him one of the greatest swordsmen in the history of Alagaesia.
*In Training
There we go! And since I read discussion on why the later, more recently made characters seem more developed than the older ones, it's because originally this wasn't going to be a serious game. You'd just run at Princess Celestia, she'd kill your ass, and the cycle would repeat for about 20 pages. It wasn't until a bit in that I decided this game would be a long-standing one.
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 08, 2012, 10:42:27 pm
There we go! And since I read discussion on why the later, more recently made characters seem more developed than the older ones, it's because originally this wasn't going to be a serious game. You'd just run at Princess Celestia, she'd kill your ass, and the cycle would repeat for about 20 pages. It wasn't until a bit in that I decided this game would be a long-standing one.
And it became an awesomely awesome one (http://speyde.bestpony.de/Apple-Mare.png)
P.S.
(http://images.fandango.com/r88.1/ImageRenderer/375/375/nox.jpg/91011/images/masterrepository/fandango/91011/eragon_pic10.jpg)
Oh the Horror. It burns take it away AHHHHHHH That Movie it BUUUUUURNS
Post by: TCM on September 08, 2012, 10:48:01 pm
P.S.
(http://images.fandango.com/r88.1/ImageRenderer/375/375/nox.jpg/91011/images/masterrepository/fandango/91011/eragon_pic10.jpg)
Oh the Horror. It burns take it away AHHHHHHH That Movie it BUUUUUURNS
Sorry, but the only images of Eragon are the movie version. Even if it did suck.
If you can find a better picture I'll replace it.
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2012, 03:04:17 pm
Dexoys's flesh (?) sears from the burning attack, some his orange and green features turning a smoky black. Nonetheless, he stands firm and fires a blast of white light from his chestpiece. (4 Vs. 6) A wall of magic reflects the attack back at the Galatic Pokemon! (3 Vs. 6) He gets out of the way as the beam of light strikes the floor.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 tries out his Gravity Grenade trick again. He throws a live Fragmentation Grenade on the ground, picks it up with his Gravity Gun, and fires it at ARMOK. (1+1 Vs. 1) The grenade goes off a bit early, and a minimal amount of pieces hit the Bethemoth.
Twilight Sparkle fires all the magic power she's got at ARMOK. (6 Vs. 2) The flurry of magical blasts strike him hard. He lets out an Earth-shattering groan as all parts of his body are hit by tiny explosions of purple flare.
King Arthur, somewhat confused, tries to rally what looks like a battle. (1) "EEEEUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!" The King of England flails around on the ground.
Sun Tzu shoots at ARMOK'S balls. (4 Vs. 2) His balls being made of the souls of the damned makes it less painful. But still, ow.
Cyan Garamonde charges the Chaos King and swipes at him with a huge, enhanced SwordTech slash! (5+1 Vs. 3) The cut goes down from ARMOK'S left shoulder down to his right hip! Black material splashes the ground!
"~Yay~" (2) No one heard her.
Angel sprays his 60's SubMachine Guns at the Demon Lord. (3 Vs. 2) Bullets pepper the giant's body.
Delta shoots Rivets at ARMOK. (3 vs. 2) A rivet hits him in his torso!
ARMOK falls to the ground!
Pinkamena Diane Pie does her stuff. (4 Vs. 1)
*1 Hour Later*
Yay, Chaos Cupcakes! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE)
Available Loots:
Knives
Steel Helmet
Steel Armor
Steel Warhammer
M16s
Katanas
Body Armor
Teddy's Rifle
Teddy's Pistol
Teddy's Knife
ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: RTD on September 09, 2012, 04:59:35 pm
Post by: mcclay on September 09, 2012, 06:16:16 pm
Gotta keep the equipment of out companions. We're gonna have a bitching momerial when we are done.
Post by: Geen on September 09, 2012, 06:46:07 pm
Post by: Sinpwn on September 09, 2012, 07:38:46 pm
Acquire the Warhammer.
Post by: Tersr on September 09, 2012, 08:44:36 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 09, 2012, 09:01:13 pm
Deoxys takes the steel helmet - and maybe the steel armor if it dosen't weigh him down.
[...]She also puts on the armor.Get the steel armor before these peasants do! Because they're being cheap!
"What in bloody blazes is going on here? What are you all and who is responsible for my being here?!"
Regain composure, and begin getting used to this alternate universe.
Post by: Caellath on September 09, 2012, 10:40:19 pm
"LAST ONE TO GET TO THE PARTY IN THE GUTS PAYS FOR THE BOOZE! says Tzu, running towards the random piles of dwarven entrails strewn around while eating a cupcake.
Eat Chaos Cupcake, run around screaming and make an angel on dwarven entrails. Oh, and get a katana, just in case.
Post by: Johuotar on September 10, 2012, 03:53:24 am
"What am I going to do with all this bronze?"
Post by: zomara0292 on September 10, 2012, 06:59:43 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 10, 2012, 03:46:03 pm
Fluttershy takes the WWI Medic for a walk to escape the site of the battle for a few seconds and to chat about their individual styles of healing people so she might gain more knwoledge for the next time she'll need it.
Post by: TCM on September 11, 2012, 09:10:35 pm
Dexoys puts on the Steel Helmet. He also fights with Twilight Sparkle and King Arthur over the Steel Armor. (5 Vs. 4 Vs. 3) The Galatic pokemon manages to yank it away from his two comrades and equip it.
Twilight Sparkle gathers all of Teddy Roosevelt's equipment and put's it next to Rainbow Dash's.
Pinkamena Diane Pie wrestle's the Knife away from Twilight. (5 vs. 5) The purple unicorn pulls on and Pinkamena gives up. "Who wants Cupackes?" Diane displays her crispy black-and-red treats on a tray.
Delta picks up the Steel Warhammer, giving it a few test swings. Hey, he can use it with one hand. That's convenient.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow. Hey, it has inscriptions and gems all over it. Cool.
"What in bloody blazes is going on here? What are you all and who is responsible for my being here?!"
King Arthur wonders these questions. He's not getting any response. Looking around, he identifies the adjacent creatures. There are three mares, one a purple unicorn, another pink with a malicious grin and offering pastries, and the final a yellow one with wings holding a rabbit and talking to a man in perculiar armor. They all seem to have human intelligence. There are two men from the far East, one calm and steadfast, the other brazenly yelling about festivities. There's a large group of some sort of desert warrior band, and a man in a big green mobile house with a tube. A man with glasses wears a colorful teal costume and inspects a longbow. There's a golem picking up a hammer, and some demonic looking floating monstrosity.
What an intersting day.
Sun Tzu quotes himself, eats Chaos Cupcake, and goes to party in the entrail of dwarves. "Tonight, we gonna' party hard until we....ow...ow fuck! Those cupcake's are hot!....Ah....ah....achoo!" Tzu sneezes, a multi-foot long stream of flames produced from his mouth. "That's fucking awesome!" And he gets a Katana.
Cyan Garamonde drops his second skin of armor, and picks up another Katana, wondering aloud what he'll do with all this bronze.
Fluttershy takes WWI Medic for a stroll. They have a discussion about herbs, bandages and hospitalization. Both learn a lot. The French Soldier learns of the properties of magical flowers. Flutter learns about how to save someone from artillery wounds. There's a lot of cuteness and awkwardity.
Basking in the glow of the defeat of their most perlicious foe, the H.O.E.S. barely notice a group of diverse looking figures marching towards the castle...It's only when they can be identified clearly from a distance that the party stops partying.
Arthur: "I'll be damned! Even I, who have just appirated into this strange continuim, know who those buggers are! Blimey, as the youth say nowadays, 'Shite is about to get Metafictional!"
TOO BE CONTINUED........tommorow.....because I have to go to sleep...zzz.........
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Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: mcclay on September 11, 2012, 09:36:26 pm
Post by: Zako on September 11, 2012, 09:41:49 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 11, 2012, 10:02:20 pm
Awaiting GM post.))
Post by: Tersr on September 11, 2012, 11:19:37 pm
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Post by: Tiruin on September 11, 2012, 11:24:04 pm
((At who? D:))Fire a couple arrows from the longbow.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Zako on September 11, 2012, 11:56:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 12, 2012, 02:00:31 am
Post by: RTD on September 12, 2012, 07:05:16 am
Ohhhh shit, we are going to have to fight the Multiworld Madness party aren't we...
Maybe. I'll be damned if it was.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 12, 2012, 10:13:21 am
Ohhhh shit, we are going to have to fight the Multiworld Madness party aren't we...
Or it could be the ones from Roll To Roll To Dodge.
Post by: Tersr on September 12, 2012, 02:09:37 pm
At at wall, for practice, Mr. Freeman might not be able to use it.((At who? D:))Fire a couple arrows from the longbow.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 12, 2012, 04:29:24 pm
Post by: TCM on September 12, 2012, 08:49:37 pm
Whatdya' want? I'm running three RTDs...
Post by: TCM on September 13, 2012, 08:44:04 pm
Sometime, can someone send me this exact (or at least pretty close) reminder as a PM?
Subject: YOU STUPID COCKSUCKING ASIAN NIGGA
"TCM, YOU WORTHLESS SHITPILE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING, UPDATE THE PRINCESS CELESTIA RTD CUZ YOU A BITCH. BITCH. I HOPE YOU GET SODOMIZED BY A GORILLA.
YOU THE STUPIDEST NIGGA I KNOW.
STUPIDEST.
NIGGA.
IN HISTORY."
That's how Terry would always tell me forgot things. And when he told me like that, I always did them right after. Trust me, it's a working system. Feel free to get creative.
Post by: SealyStar on September 13, 2012, 09:21:09 pm
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111230211857/truecapitalist/images/6/63/Ghostpic6.png)
Name: Ghost
Class Type: Capitalist
+1 Economic Knowledge
+1 Strength
+2 Anger
Cans.wav: When Ghost uses this ability, he channels his innate rage into a powerful strike upon a pile of beer cans. The flying cans can injure any enemies they strike. Three turn cooldown.
Heart Trouble: If Ghost is particularly angry, his heart begins to falter, and his physical attributes are decreased.
Equipment:
Hambone - A cured whole ham, with the bone in the middle.
Strap-On - To be used solely as a simple club-like weapon, pervert.
Pearl Gun - It shoots pearls here! Woo!
Description: A self-described capitalist, host of True Capitalist Radio.
Post by: TCM on September 13, 2012, 09:30:18 pm
Perhaps he can be a sub-boss under Ayn Rand?
Post by: virotox on September 13, 2012, 10:13:38 pm
can i be lime green steve(?)?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 13, 2012, 11:11:51 pm
I haven't been following this very closely, but is there room to suggest another character?
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111230211857/truecapitalist/images/6/63/Ghostpic6.png)
Name: Ghost
Class Type: Capitalist
+1 Economic Knowledge
+1 Strength
+2 Anger
Cans.wav: When Ghost uses this ability, he channels his innate rage into a powerful strike upon a pile of beer cans. The flying cans can injure any enemies they strike. Three turn cooldown.
Heart Trouble: If Ghost is particularly angry, his heart begins to falter, and his physical attributes are decreased.
Equipment:
Hambone - A cured whole ham, with the bone in the middle.
Strap-On - To be used solely as a simple club-like weapon, pervert.
Pearl Gun - It shoots pearls here! Woo!
Description: A self-described capitalist, host of True Capitalist Radio.
My god... I LOVE IT!
Post by: virotox on September 14, 2012, 01:06:25 am
Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie
+1 strength
+1 toughness
+2 Awesomeness
[can drink firebeer]gains "fired up!" status
[epic combo]gains +1 modifier to any next roll when she rolls a 6 or succeeds a vs roll by 4+
equipment
firebeer: like a Molotov cocktail you can drink, the term drink being used very loosely.
also if this is accepted as an evolution of pinkie i change to Impact pinkie pie
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2012, 01:43:58 am
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 14, 2012, 03:01:35 am
also i'd like to submit thisSorry, I couldn't resist.
Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie
...
also if this is accepted as an evolution of pinkie i change to Impact pinkie pie
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Post by: TCM on September 14, 2012, 06:55:03 am
also i'd like to submit thisSorry, I couldn't resist.
Hot Blooded Pinkie Pie
...
also if this is accepted as an evolution of pinkie i change to Impact pinkie pieI just like drawing random things sometimes. ^_^Spoiler (click to show/hide)
.....Did I just get fan-art from Sean Mirrsen?
Scuse' me while I print this out and hang it over my diploma.
Post by: Geen on September 14, 2012, 01:10:53 pm
Post by: TCM on September 14, 2012, 03:47:07 pm
...Ewww.
Wait...is there something I'm not seeing?
Post by: SealyStar on September 14, 2012, 04:25:34 pm
The character is fine and balance, but I wouldn't be able to have Ghost in the HOES without vomiting everytime he interacts as a character.
Perhaps he can be a sub-boss under Ayn Rand?
We could have him conveniently outfitted with a "pony tolerance chip" in his brain, or something.
Post by: TCM on September 14, 2012, 07:56:19 pm
The character is fine and balance, but I wouldn't be able to have Ghost in the HOES without vomiting everytime he interacts as a character.
Perhaps he can be a sub-boss under Ayn Rand?
We could have him conveniently outfitted with a "pony tolerance chip" in his brain, or something.
Okay, then I'll consider it. Like the bronies that troll his show snuck into his studio and implanted it. :P
Also: Look people. I went to school. Went to practice. Came home. Immediately went partying. Party over. I have to go to sleep early because I have a meet tomorrow.
Look, tomorrow I'll go the meet, then I go home, and that night I'm out downtown again. Between coming home and going out, I'll have a few hours. I'll see what I can go, aight'?
Post by: Geen on September 14, 2012, 09:31:30 pm
Testicles....Ewww.
Wait...is there something I'm not seeing?
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 14, 2012, 09:55:40 pm
Testicles....Ewww.
Wait...is there something I'm not seeing?
I see hooves, not testicles...
Post by: TCM on September 14, 2012, 10:20:31 pm
Post by: Zako on September 14, 2012, 10:26:33 pm
Post by: Geen on September 15, 2012, 12:14:55 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 15, 2012, 01:42:59 pm
I'm so sorryWhy don't you edit it out first.
Post by: Geen on September 15, 2012, 01:59:44 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 15, 2012, 03:11:02 pm
It is, however unintentionally, still partly my fault. I just completely fail to see these things. Yes, even now that it's been pointed out.
This look better? (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4152380/scrap107_b.jpg)
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 15, 2012, 05:29:08 pm
Post by: Geen on September 15, 2012, 06:44:26 pm
Also awesome drawing skillz.
Post by: TCM on September 16, 2012, 06:43:37 pm
I'm tired. Here's your turn guys.
The H.O.E.S. scatter outside the Bay12 Fortress to confront the new arrivals coming towards them. It's a mish-mashed crowd of seemingly unrelated beings of all shapes and sizes, linked by a common pursuit. Their leader steps forward.
"Listen to this: 1 in 6. The law of the cosmos. The dimension. Reality. For every cause, there are 6 possible events. And which one occurs? All of them. Isn't that the only true control in this chaotic universe?" The top-hatted master plays with a six-sided die.
"No. God controls the order of the universe, and his strength is all I need to topple your misguided delusions."
The master smiles. "It's been a long time Arthur."
"Why yes, yes it has. But maybe we can end it once and for all....Mirrsen."
The RTD Ensemble:
Piecewise: A grotesque lanky scare-crow looking figure, wrapped in torn cloth. Around it's midcenter is the phrase printed "TORTUREFORFUN".
Items: Talons
Health: Fine
Draignean: Red haired, goatee, sunglasses and blue fireballs. Rockin' it.
Items: Sunglasses, Coat
Health: Fine
Gatleos: Spellcasting portal-hopping penguin.
Items: Blue Wizzard Robes
Health: Fine
monk12: Hey look a monk. Runs around and hits stuff.
Items: Monk Robes, Bo Staff
Health: Fine
Tiruin: He...she....I dunno'.....
Items: Battle Armor, Assault Rifle of Genderswapping
Health: Fine
Caellath: Hates everyone.
Items: Broadsword, Knight Armor
Health: 100% Cynical Misanthropy
ExKirby: Pink blob. ~Kawaii~
Items:
Health: Fine
Ability: Copy
Flying Dice: Pseudo Dashie! :O
Items: Pseudo Katana
Health: Fine
TCM: Hey it's that guy.
Items: *List of overpowered items*
Health: Fine
And of course;
Sean Mirrsan
Health: 6/6
Mood: Evil or something probably. Look, it's late, okay?
Spoiler: RTD Ensemble (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 16, 2012, 06:54:18 pm
OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS AWESOME...
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 16, 2012, 07:16:22 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 16, 2012, 07:24:11 pm
Post by: TCM on September 16, 2012, 07:26:05 pm
((What were the criteria for the selection? Like, why did you choose Caellath and Tiruin, as opposed to Derm and Skyrunner? Was it just whoever you thought of?))
It was mainly random, as there are only currently 9 spots on the enemy roster. If I included every single cool GM on the list, the H.O.E.S. would have a very not fun time.
However, there are specific reasons I did not choose Derm and Skyrunner. Derm, as he stated before, is a randomly occuring NPC used for the Worf Effect. And Skyrunner, well, you'll see why in the future...
Post by: Caellath on September 16, 2012, 08:10:29 pm
That said, the chinese general charges into battle, yelling various types of offenses until he realizes the enemy he is about to fight only has a sword.
Take Kaiyun, kill Caellath.
Post by: Tersr on September 16, 2012, 08:22:13 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 16, 2012, 08:36:22 pm
King Arthur stood aghast, blade hanging loose at his side and crown tilted in an awkward fashion. Straightening up and righting his royalties, he angled his sword at the sadistic scarecrow.
"By ye Holy Blade, I smite thine...prominence! O' Bringer of the Night and Death! Retribution!"
I Smite Piecewise With Mine
The master would have to wait, his minions were strong and...what was wrong with that person's rifle?!
Edit: ((I'm a cool GM? Righteous!))
Post by: RTD on September 16, 2012, 09:03:14 pm
Shoot a Psychic at ExKirby
Post by: werty892 on September 16, 2012, 09:17:46 pm
Post by: piecewise on September 16, 2012, 09:58:32 pm
((What just happened. TCM! XD You aren't even sure?! Also, thanks for choosing me despite me being a new RTD'er. Skyrunner is a much better choice than me though.))
King Arthur stood aghast, blade hanging loose at his side and crown tilted in an awkward fashion. Straightening up and righting his royalties, he angled his sword at the sadistic scarecrow.
"By ye Holy Blade, I smite thine...prominence! O' Bringer of the Night and Death! Retribution!"
I Smite Piecewise With MineShrubberySword!
Edit: ((I'm a cool GM? Righteous!))
Oh dear.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 16, 2012, 10:17:50 pm
((Piecewise, do you lurk on this board, but never post on anything but ER? I'm wondering because that's the only place I've seen you, except here.))((What just happened. TCM! XD You aren't even sure?! Also, thanks for choosing me despite me being a new RTD'er. Skyrunner is a much better choice than me though.))
King Arthur stood aghast, blade hanging loose at his side and crown tilted in an awkward fashion. Straightening up and righting his royalties, he angled his sword at the sadistic scarecrow.
"By ye Holy Blade, I smite thine...prominence! O' Bringer of the Night and Death! Retribution!"
I Smite Piecewise With MineShrubberySword!
Edit: ((I'm a cool GM? Righteous!))
Oh dear.
Post by: piecewise on September 16, 2012, 11:05:30 pm
I was alerted to being a monster here, so I came and took a look. I look around a bit, but I don't lurk too much. Honestly I'm either working on ER, some other game concept or something else rather then reading on here. I read a bit but I have no idea whats going on here to be honest.((Piecewise, do you lurk on this board, but never post on anything but ER? I'm wondering because that's the only place I've seen you, except here.))((What just happened. TCM! XD You aren't even sure?! Also, thanks for choosing me despite me being a new RTD'er. Skyrunner is a much better choice than me though.))
King Arthur stood aghast, blade hanging loose at his side and crown tilted in an awkward fashion. Straightening up and righting his royalties, he angled his sword at the sadistic scarecrow.
"By ye Holy Blade, I smite thine...prominence! O' Bringer of the Night and Death! Retribution!"
I Smite Piecewise With MineShrubberySword!
Edit: ((I'm a cool GM? Righteous!))
Oh dear.
Post by: Tiruin on September 16, 2012, 11:06:46 pm
[...]I read a bit but I have no idea whats going on here to be honest.((You and me both, piecewise. :P))
Post by: TCM on September 17, 2012, 09:47:45 pm
Post by: mcclay on September 17, 2012, 11:40:53 pm
"Prepare to be destroyed 'O' Weaver of Fates, for I am Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic ans gaurdian of Friendship. I have recaptured the Chaos God Discord and defeated the Changling Queen. Tremble in fear at my, oh holy shit a new spell."
Shoot a giant blast of force at Miserrn beforepropelling myself at him.
Post by: Geen on September 18, 2012, 03:51:23 pm
"Remember guys, losing is FUN!" Open fire with cupcake bearshot upon TCM.
Let's roll. (I'm so sorry)
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 18, 2012, 04:52:15 pm
After TCM was confused by the hail of Cupcakes, Fluttershy jumps at him to give him the most adorable cutsie hug that is possible. She doesn't know why but he seems like a pretty nice dude.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(Give in to her adorableness. You know you can't fight it. Come to the side of the cookies.)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2012, 10:35:06 pm
Post by: Johuotar on September 21, 2012, 12:14:06 am
Post by: virotox on September 22, 2012, 01:05:26 pm
Cyan attacks pseudo dashie, fake katanas are no match for the real thing which could bisect charging knight and his horse in one powerful strike.and cut/smelt a giant robot into ingots
Post by: Johuotar on September 22, 2012, 01:25:59 pm
Relevant quote is relevant.Cyan attacks pseudo dashie, fake katanas are no match for the real thing which could bisect charging knight and his horse in one powerful strike.and cut/smelt a giant robot into ingots
Quote
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction.Best swords the world has ever seen. ;D
Post by: TCM on September 22, 2012, 05:25:45 pm
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on September 23, 2012, 05:06:06 am
Also, I just realized why Flying Dice is/was playing as Rainbow Dash with a katana. "Flying dicer", heh. :)
Post by: zomara0292 on September 25, 2012, 11:50:24 am
Post by: TCM on September 25, 2012, 04:36:26 pm
DONT YOU DARE DIE!
It's not, I'll give Sinpwn a bit more time before I post the turn.
Post by: RTD on September 25, 2012, 06:23:47 pm
DONT YOU DARE DIE!
It's not, I'll give Sinpwn a bit more time before I post the turn.
Sinpwn, please hurry up.
Post by: Samari45 on September 25, 2012, 06:38:57 pm
Here's a new character I'd like to take:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
While my character is evaluated, I'll go on the wait list as a lime green wurmple
Post by: SealyStar on September 25, 2012, 07:28:48 pm
Post by: TCM on September 25, 2012, 07:37:15 pm
Got here from tvtropes and after reading the whole story I"d like to join in.
Here's a new character I'd like to take:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
While my character is evaluated, I'll go on the wait list as a lime green wurmple
Doesn't he have pre-evolutionary forms? For monsters/creature like Pokemon and Digimon with evolutions, I'd like to start them out from the first level.
Post by: Samari45 on September 25, 2012, 07:59:28 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 26, 2012, 03:08:27 am
I guess until tomorrow?DONT YOU DARE DIE!
It's not, I'll give Sinpwn a bit more time before I post the turn.
Sinpwn, please hurry up.
Post by: TCM on September 26, 2012, 07:45:37 pm
I guess that means the turn is coming up.
Got here from tvtropes and after reading the whole story I"d like to join in.
Here's a new character I'd like to take:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
While my character is evaluated, I'll go on the wait list as a lime green wurmple
Approved. Would you like to start out as Agumon? If so, what color?
Yeah, if you're accepting for the waitlist, I'd like to be a Navy Al Capone.
Got it.
Post by: Samari45 on September 26, 2012, 09:55:57 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on September 27, 2012, 04:10:09 am
Post by: TCM on September 27, 2012, 08:50:27 pm
And here's a cliffhanger; one of the Heroes dies one of the most horrific deaths you can imagine....
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2012, 09:12:44 pm
Post by: Caellath on September 27, 2012, 09:29:40 pm
Hooray for piecewise!Yeah, it may have been inflicted by him. Actually, those are the highest odds.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 12:07:53 am
Alright, I won't get the chapter out tonight, but I've been working on it and I'm about 4/5th of the way done.
And here's a cliffhanger; one of the Heroes dies one of the most horrific deaths you can imagine....
Cool, more waitlisters joining the fray, at least. Also, I think I shall submit a character soon, one that I'm surprised you didn't add.
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 12:10:57 am
Big Daddy from Kickass? I wanted to add him, but he's basically Teddy. Or maybe Hitgirl?Alright, I won't get the chapter out tonight, but I've been working on it and I'm about 4/5th of the way done.
And here's a cliffhanger; one of the Heroes dies one of the most horrific deaths you can imagine....
Cool, more waitlisters joining the fray, at least. Also, I think I shall submit a character soon, one that I'm surprised you didn't add.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 12:16:54 am
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2012, 06:25:09 am
Actually, the TF2 Medic. We only have one healer right now, and we already have a few TF2 classes, so why not more?
Actually, I planned for the next batch of characters I make to be the rest of the TF2 characters. :P
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 28, 2012, 09:28:51 am
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2012, 10:14:01 pm
Sun Tzu uses profane language in accordance to his war philosophy, drawing an arrow in his Kaiyun and targeting Caellath. "BITCH ASS MOTHAFUCKA'!" (1 vs. 3) The arrow goes *plink* against Caellath's armor, heading straight back to the sender. (5 vs. 3) The arrow manages to embed itself directly in Tzu's left thigh, causing him to yelp and scream in a wacky slap-stick fashion. Remember that joke about the Skyrim guard and the arrow and his knee? Me neither.
Gordon Freeman 2.0, spontaneously joining the Teal Heroes Archery Team, loads ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, aiming the piercing arrow directly at Tiruin. (6 vs. 5) The projectile hits him/her right in the chest! In addition to getting hit with an arrow, if Tiruin's a girl, that must really fucking hurt...
"By ye Holy Blade, I smite thine...prominence! O' Bringer of the Night and Death! Retribution!" King Arthur charges Piecewise with Excalibur. However, he's unmounted, so he just runs across the field in a pretty inelegant infantry forward move. Upon reaching the deviled creature, Arthur hacks at it, (3 vs. 6) and the blade bounces right off it's armor. "Well....that was unexpected." (1 vs. 6) Piecewise goes for the attack, but gets distracted about this one idea for a roleplaying game.
Deoxys wastes no time in attacking the RTD Ensemble. Charging up his physic energy, the Pokemon fires a concentrated force of kinetic energy at ExKirby. (3 vs. 6) ExKirby waits for the counter, swallowing up the attacking just as it reaches him, and spitting it back at the galactic creature in the form of a star! (6 vs. 3) The star slams into Deoxys's mid-section, fracturing his Orb. It would have broken it, but luckily the Steel Armor took some of the impact.
"Prepare to be destroyed 'O' Weaver of Fates, for I am Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic ans gaurdian of Friendship. I have recaptured the Chaos God Discord and defeated the Changling Queen. Tremble in fear at my, oh holy shit a new spell." Twilight Sparkle manages to make an equation mid-battle thinking about the logical properties of aerodynamics. With her new combo, she fires a magical impact blast at Sean Mirrsan, (5 vs. 1) who barely manages to block out the worst of the blast as it hits his body. Stunned by the attacking, Twilight launches herself forward with a magical boost, turning into a hypersonic purple blur. She smashes into Sean, her horn spear-heading directly into his ribcage, shattering it. The bespectacled spectators, who just appear out of nowhere let out claims of "WOMBO COMBO!"
Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~" (6 vs. 1) *Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-
Pinkamena Diane Pie finishes loading her cannon just as TCM leaves the sever.
"A fake Katana is a dishonor to all who wield the real thing, take this you false samurai!" Cyan Garamonde jumps several stories into the air, propelling himself forward, slicing his blade at Flying Dice. (6 vs. 3) He cuts along her underbelly, causing her to bleed liters out. He lands on his feet.
Delta idles.
Piecewise retaliates against King Arthur. The masked (?) humanoid charges the Anglo-Saxon king. "I will smite thee' devil!" Arthur holds his sword up for a counter-attack, when Piecewise rushes in, (5 vs. 2) and scratches at the King. Arthur counters with a vertical slice, but Piecewise rolls away before it connects. Looking down, he sees the beast has made a large diagonal cut across his torso that went straight through his armor. It didn't hit any vitals, but it's deep, and he is bleeding a lot. "Oh dear."
Draignean adjusts his sunglasses and views his contenders. Seeing how Twilight Sparkle just rammed into Sean, he decides to attack her. He conjures up a blue fireball, pinpoints her position, and launches the incendiary at her. (1 vs. 5) Twilight is a skilled wizard however, and right before it makes contact, her horn glows and she redirects the fireball back, sending it to it's sender. (4 vs. 6) Draignean jumps away at the right time, as the fireball misses him and careens into the ground.
Gatleos teleports behind Delta. Gatleos casts Death Ray! (6 vs. 5) It pierces the Big Daddy's Armor, both ways! Ow!
monk12 runs up to the 50 Mongolian Warriors, and tries to have one of those fights in the movie where one really talented dude fights a bunch of mooks but then the big boss shows up and they have a fight and it looks like the hero is going to lose but some magical thing happens and he wins and the credits roll and you walk out of the theater with your girlfriend thinking that it was an alright movie and you guys go out for Greek or something and go home where you have mediocre sex before falling asleep and you didn't bother to ask for a blowjob because she won't give you one because she didn't have any of that fancy wine she likes to drink. (3 vs. 2) The monk manages to whack a few on the head, knocking them out of the fight.
Tiruin looks down at her chest. That's a big arrow. She grabs the shaft and pulls it out. (1) Hey, that wasn't so bad OH GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. Tiruin collapses dead, her corpse still bleeding out like it's Elfen Lied.
Caellath, seeing Sun Tzu impale himself with an arrow, shrugs and walks up to him. "Hey. (6 vs. 3) Caellath then swings his sword about, hacking off every single one of Tzu's limbs, leaving him a torso stump. "Hey, wasn't there a line from a famous English comedy about this? Oh yeah, it went like this: OW FUCK!" Caellath drops his sword, fishing an Ipod and a set of headphones out of his armor. Placing the headphones in Sun's ears, the general asks, "Hey man, the fuck you doin'? You got some Queen or ACDC on there? Or at least some Nirvana or something?" Caellath turns the device on, turns the setting to 'Repeat', and then starts playing:
"Up All Night - One Direction".
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Sun Tzu has died!
ExKirby sneaks up behind Gordon Freeman 2.0. With his suction powers, the blob expands into a natural vacuum, sucking Gordon into his oral cavity! (5) Kirby spits Gordon out, and retains his powers! Now he wears a pair of glasses and a small HEV suit. Gordon Kirby Mode Activated!
Flying Dice, clutching his wound with one hand, spins around to fly at Cyan Garamonde, Katana in mouth! (5 vs. 1) The Pegasus flies into Cyan, jousting him right in the ribcage like Twilight, smashing his ribcage!
Mongolian Warriors retaliate against monk12! (1 vs. 6) Monk skillfully evades every attack, (5 vs. 6) and come backs with an excellent combo! It doesn't connect either.
JFK in a Tank fires a shell at Draignean! (3 vs. 5) Draignean shoots a fireball back, disintegrating the shell! (6 vs. 2) As the fireball raced towards him, JFK announced, "This is your president, John F. Kennedy, saying good night America." The fireball careens into the tank, destroying it in a blazing explosion.
JFK in a Tank has died!
WWI Medic runs over to Cyan Garamonde, pulls out a pair of forceps, and inspects his ribcage. (6) With some precision work, painkillers and bandaging, Cyan is in perfect shape!
Sean Mirrsan reels back, bleeding from the mouth. Clutching his torso, he grabs a spare die, and chucks it at Twilight Sparkle. (5 vs. 1) The spinning die catches her on the head, knocking her into a deep comatose.
Sean Mirrsan
Health: 4/6
Mood: Mad, because he accidentally his entire ribcage.
Spoiler: RTD Ensemble (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2012, 10:20:38 pm
THAT DEATH WAS EVEN WORSE THAN I THOUGHT
DAMN YOU CAELLATH IN THE GAME NOT IN REAL LIFE
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 28, 2012, 10:22:01 pm
Post by: Samari45 on September 28, 2012, 10:41:34 pm
Post by: RTD on September 28, 2012, 10:43:02 pm
Post by: mcclay on September 28, 2012, 10:43:16 pm
She then attempted to wake up or at the very least go on some kind of weird dream joureny shit.
Post by: Caellath on September 28, 2012, 10:48:38 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on September 28, 2012, 11:49:07 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 28, 2012, 11:55:51 pm
Also, what was I thinking on pulling out an arrow?!))
Men...
"NO!"
The King embedded his sword in the ground as he staggered to the side, seeing Sun Tzu himself get slain by the cynical monstrosity he was fighting. These foes were stronger than anything he had ever seen, and the scarecrow evaded his sword like it was...a sword!
Rally the troops, call in the Knights of the Round Table!
Or if not, just rally and motivate my allies to fight on.
Though, their foes had suffered several wounds in turn, and quite a few deaths. He silently uttered a prayer to their names, as well as his own allies as he used his shield to prop himself up.
Post by: Geen on September 29, 2012, 12:45:17 am
...I just had a fantastic character idea.
Rincewind.
That is all.
Post by: TCM on September 29, 2012, 01:01:35 am
((There is no difference in getting hit in the chest, either female or male...TCM, I am disappoint. :-\))
The female breast contains more fat and nerve endings then the male breast. The statement was made in terms of pain.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 29, 2012, 02:39:18 am
Post by: Tiruin on September 29, 2012, 06:13:35 am
((Yes, females generally have that, and much more. It's just that the pain threshold and tolerance differs from person to person, pain is subjective. And despite that statement, it still differs but I don't wanna clutter the thread with stuff like that. Just like getting hit in the crotch, stuff differs variably.((There is no difference in getting hit in the chest, either female or male...TCM, I am disappoint. :-\))
The female breast contains more fat and nerve endings then the male breast. The statement was made in terms of pain.
Nevertheless, an arrow to your whatever hurts. Very much. :P The question is, where in the chest did it pierce, and how deep.
:P))
"Can't anyone of ye revive Tzu?!"
Post by: Zako on September 29, 2012, 09:44:03 am
Post by: Tersr on September 29, 2012, 03:24:35 pm
Shot Caellath with the Longbow! Avenge Tzu!
Post by: Biscuitlord on September 30, 2012, 05:05:58 am
In ExKirby Fluttershy sees the biggest Thread, because of his own Kawaiiiness. So she decides to fight him in a battle of cuteness, adorableness and all in all Ohmygodiwanttocuddleitsomuchmyheartisgoingtoexplodebecauseofitsunbelievablecuteness (where did she get those puppies from all of a sudden?).
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Angel unloads his 60's Sub-machine Guns into Sean Mirrsen.
I'm going to be on vacation this week so i don't know how often I'll have internet access. If I would delay a turn feel free to bot me.
Post by: ansontan2000 on September 30, 2012, 07:49:00 am
So. Goddamn. Cute.
Now, to try and g-Ansontan2000 cancels post, interrupted by Fluttershy.
Post by: TCM on September 30, 2012, 05:44:47 pm
Post by: crowsnest on September 30, 2012, 11:49:57 pm
Name: The Lone Wanderer
Class Type: Artillery
+1 Brutality
+1 Ranged weapons
+1 Luck
-1 to diplomacy +1 to friendly fire
can summon his allies from the wasteland
Can also call a nuclear strike from the Mobile Base Crawler (cooldown 3 turns)
He also has a chance to attract Super Mutants and the Enclave
Equipment Includes
Winterized T-51b power armor
MPLX Novasurge
Minigun
Gauss rifle
Jingwei's Shocksword
And frag grenades
Description: Left his vault on a search to find his dad, known now as the savior of the capitol wasteland
If its possible i was hoping i could be on the waiting list as this character.
Post by: Xantalos on October 01, 2012, 12:10:34 am
Post by: TCM on October 01, 2012, 12:27:38 am
.....
That game amazes me. In a baffling way. I've read many RPGs...but this one.....it...wut...
Post by: Samari45 on October 01, 2012, 05:22:49 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 01, 2012, 05:43:01 am
Post by: Samari45 on October 01, 2012, 05:49:58 am
Post by: TCM on October 02, 2012, 08:18:18 pm
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNO_eAbBsAyh3qA4HtOUcWGl_4B2mfvejas7fQ7fYcm24ogAgN
Name: The Lone Wanderer
Class Type: Artillery
+1 Brutality
+1 Ranged weapons
+1 Luck
-1 to diplomacy +1 to friendly fire
can summon his allies from the wasteland
Can also call a nuclear strike from the Mobile Base Crawler (cooldown 3 turns)
He also has a chance to attract Super Mutants and the Enclave
Equipment Includes
Winterized T-51b power armor
MPLX Novasurge
Minigun
Gauss rifle
Jingwei's Shocksword
And frag grenades
Description: Left his vault on a search to find his dad, known now as the savior of the capitol wasteland
If its possible i was hoping i could be on the waiting list as this character.
Right, I'm going to have to fix this sheet up a bit.
Also, I think I'll go with this picture:
(http://plusxp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/v.d.jpg)
Not the most atmospheric, but it's a good size and gives whoever plays as the Lone Wanderer a gets Dual-Gender Option.
Also, can you or someone write a description of each weapon? I'm unfamiliar with some of them, as I only played F3. :P
Also, I was writing the turn up, and noticed no Cyan Garamonde. Going to send out a PM...
Post by: Johuotar on October 03, 2012, 05:14:54 am
Sorry I forgot the turn and Im too busy to make proper post.
Post by: Geen on October 03, 2012, 06:18:28 pm
Post by: TCM on October 03, 2012, 07:20:29 pm
Deoxys, even with his orb damaged, manages to retain his stance. Focusing on building the galactic energy within himself, the power orb starts glowing. It grows as bright as a star, and then fires a brilliant red beam. (3) The beam misses the RTD ensemble for the most part, however;
(5 vs. 4) The laser zips at monk12! The monk steps out of the way, but drops his staff in the path of the beam! He is left weaponless.
(3 vs. 1) The Hyper Beam barely hits ExKirby! He gets burned as a result, and his Gordon powers turn into a star that bounces away!
(6 vs. 5) While the hyper beam looks like it already disintegrated, a small post-burst hits Draignean in the chest, burying a hole and coming out his back! The heat cauterized the wound, but still. Ow.
Twilight Sparkle, the Unconscious Unicorn, tries to wake up. (1) She does. Her eyes aglow, purple aura surrounding her. She unleashes her ultimate attack......and accidentally teleports back to the Lunar Base in Canterlot. "Twilight, is that you?" asks the befuddled Princess Luna. "Luna...I-I..."Twilight, weakened by her energy expenditure, collapses.
Twilight Sparkle has
King Arthur mourns the fall of ally Sun Tzu. Clutching the body, Arthur cried out, "Why must the valiant be the first to fall?....Things look awry...and that is why I summon the court of my holy Knights of the Round Table!" The King holds Excalibur to the sky. (5) God be blessed, The Knights of the Round Table gallop in from the horizon!
Gordon Freeman 2.0 does not mourn, but seeks vengeance for his comrade. Aiming ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow at Caellath, the scientist fires off an Arrow of Revenge. (Rights Reserved) (3 vs. 6) The arrow bounces off of Caellath's armor, and redirects itself back at Gordon. Jeez, who made that Plate Mail? (4 vs. 6) Gordon ducks under the A.o.R. as it embeds itself in the ground next to him.
Pinkamena Diane Pie goes all out, hoisting a Shotgun in one hoof and the Party Cannon in the other, and sets about making the RTD Ensemble a target gallery. (5 vs. 4) She doesn't hit anyone; what a big suprise. Actually, Draignean is laying face down in a big pool of blood. Hey, I guessed it worked out after all.
Fluttershy decides to duke it out, Cute Vs. Cute with ExKirby. (4 vs. 6) Aww, Flutters has puppies! And ExKirby is OHSHITKAWAIIANIMEEYES- (6 vs. 4) The puppies decide to play with ExKirby instead. Fluttershy loses spirit, worse than any physical attack brought on her.
Angel unloads those 60's Sub-gats onto Sean Mirrsan! (4 vs. 4) Every shot misses. Hey, bunnies have bad aim.
Delta charges Sean Mirrsan, thrusting at him with a drill-arm rush! However, the RTD Mastermind is prepared, and throws a knife straight into the Big Daddy's Visor, penetrating it! The metal giant screams in agony and falls backwards, landing on the ground with a loud *thump*. All the lights in his system turn off.
Delta has died!
Cyan Garamonde charges FlyingDice with a Dual-Katana slash! (4 vs. 4) Pseduo-Dash manages to block the blades with her own!
Piecewise doesn't waste anytime, nimbly shifting and zig-zagging through the combat to get back in King Arthur's face. "Come demon, what has thou' got?" (1 vs. 4) Piecewise slashes, but Arthur is able to predetermine the attack and brings down his shield to deflect it. Piecewise bounces off, and the King steps forward with a counter-lunge! (2 vs. 4) Piecewise jumps back as the sword tip comes close, but does not stab him.
Gatleos casts "Magik Misile"! (6 vs. 3) The beam of kinetic magic zooms towards Gordon Freeman 2.0, and hits him in the left arm. There is a sharp cracking noise as his entire arm takes the brute force of the attack, shattering the bones and muscles inside of it.
monk12 continues to fight off the remaining Mongolian Warriors, even though he has been disarmed. (1-1 vs. 3) He punches a Mongol in the helmet, then clutches his hand as it bruises. Smart. (1 vs. 5-1) The Warriors charge, but monk jumps on one of the them and head-hops on their helmets until he jumps out of the center of the hoard.
Caellath sees Pinkamena Diane Pie shoot Draignean in the chest. "Well, he sucked anyways." Out of
ExKirby ditches the Copy power and goes for a direct suplex on Gordon Freeman 2.0! (2 vs. 5) Gordon sees this coming, and flails his Crowbar around like a maniac, canceling out the assassination-via-pro-wrestling-move.
FlyingDice turns around and charges at Cyan Garamonde, resuming the Samurai duel! (4 vs. 3) She flies by and manages to nick his neck with the edge of her blade! It doesn't cause any bleeding, but it presents a big danger if Cyan gets hit again....
Mongolian Warriors charge at monk12! (5 vs. 3-1) monk12 dodges a majority of attacks, but one Saber cuts him along his Stomach! A large wound appears and he bleeds heavily!
WWI Medic runs up to Gordon Freeman and patches up his Left Arm! (6) The surgery session is painful, but it's over quickly and with some painkiller, Gordon Freeman's arm is back to perfect condition!
Knights of the Round Table challenge Caellath to a fair knight-duel. If 120-1 odds are fair. (3 vs. 5) Even faced up against such great odds, Caellath outmaneuvers the attacks of each Round Table Knight, (4 vs. 1) and retaliates fiercely! He hacks and slashes at the Knights as the cry out in pain; arms, legs, bisected bodies and heads littering the ground. By the time his assault is finished, Caellath has eliminated a third of his enemy!
Sean Mirrsan stands over the remains of Delta. The man inside may be dead, but the suit itself is in perfect condition. The RTD Overlord, levitates a mutated body with a knife in it's face out of the Big Daddy suit, and throws it miles away into the distance. Sean then teleports himself inside the suit, buzzing it back to life. "The pinnacle of power like I have never felt before! True augmentation!
Run cowards, I live!"
Sean Mirrsan has evolved into Big Sean!
Sean Mirrsan
Health: 7/6 (Augmented)
Mood: Rub yo' titties if you love Big Poppa'.
Spoiler: RTD Ensemble (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tersr on October 03, 2012, 07:56:22 pm
Post by: Tiruin on October 03, 2012, 08:01:10 pm
Get on a horse and Charge down Caellath and that blasted ipod which desecrates Sun Tzu's corpse.
Post by: mcclay on October 03, 2012, 08:28:15 pm
Post by: TCM on October 03, 2012, 08:39:34 pm
So I'm out of this battle but I'll still go on the next mission...right?
Nope. Twilight's "dead", in that immortal sense.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 08:46:09 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 09:22:01 pm
Who be on now? I know it's not me, but other than that, no clue.
Zako and Flintus. There's a waitlist on the OP.
Post by: Zako on October 03, 2012, 09:23:17 pm
Also, TCM I want you to do the darkness speach in a suitable text and black glow, just to get that creepy feeling across.
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 09:26:36 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 03, 2012, 09:27:21 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2012, 09:33:04 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 03, 2012, 11:17:01 pm
So I'm out of this battle but I'll still go on the next mission...right?
Nope. Twilight's "dead", in that immortal sense.
So do I have to make a new char or do I simply wait to undie?
Post by: TCM on October 03, 2012, 11:19:28 pm
So I'm out of this battle but I'll still go on the next mission...right?
Nope. Twilight's "dead", in that immortal sense.
So do I have to make a new char or do I simply wait to undie?
Tell me your next character, which can be the same if you want.
Post by: mcclay on October 03, 2012, 11:22:56 pm
Also forgot to put what I meant to say...HERP DERP.So I'm out of this battle but I'll still go on the next mission...right?I wouldn't mind beign Twi again but I might also go fo AJ if I can digivolve to Littlepip...decisions decisions.
Nope. Twilight's "dead", in that immortal sense.
So do I have to make a new char or do I simply wait to undie?
Tell me your next character, which can be the same if you want.
I meant to say that I wasn't sure if I wanted to be Twi again or do AJ and digivolve into Littlepip.
Post by: TCM on October 04, 2012, 04:21:19 pm
Post by: Geen on October 04, 2012, 06:25:24 pm
"Oy! I do the killing around here, not you!"
Shoot Caellath point blank with my cannon, then grab my shotgun and see if I can turn one of my CHAOS cupcakes into a slug for it.
Post by: crowsnest on October 04, 2012, 07:04:37 pm
Winterized T-51b power armor- The best armor in the game, durable all around and resistant to wear and tear, it also offers good protection against fire and projectile weapons, not very good against explosions and stuff.
MPLX Novasurge- While it may be a small plasma pistol it is the most powerful weapon in his arsenal, Has a chance to disintegrate enemies but it fires slow and its hard to aim.
Minigun- Good for cover fire and moving down weaker enemies, doesn't do all that much damage though.
Gauss rifle- A long range energy sniper rifle it, it nocks people down and does lots of damage, weak when its used at close range.
Jingwei's Shocksword- The electrified sword of a chinese general it cuts through most metals and its electricity does all kinds of horrible stuff
If its okay id like to be the lone wanderer in blue
Post by: TCM on October 04, 2012, 08:06:49 pm
(http://plusxp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/v.d.jpg)
Name: The Lone Wanderer
Class Type: Survivalist
+1 Brutality
+1 Precision
+1 Luck
-1 Diplomacy
+1 Friendly Fire
Attracts Super Mutants and the Enclave.
Can call on allies from the Wasteland.
Mobile Base Crawler: Launches a powerful nuclear missile. Cooldown: 3 Turns.
Equipment:
Winterized T-51b power armor- The best armor in the Wasteland, durable all around and resistant to wear and tear, it also offers good protection against fire and projectile weapons, though not very good against explosives.
MPLX Novasurge- While it may be a small plasma pistol it is the most powerful weapon in his arsenal; has a chance to disintegrate enemies but it fires slow and is hard to aim.
Minigun- Good for cover fire and mowing down weaker enemies, doesn't do all that much damage though.
Gauss rifle- A long range energy sniper rifle it, it knocks enemies down and does lots of damage. Weak when its used at close range.
Jingwei's Shocksword- The electrified sword of a Chinese general it cuts through most metals zaps it's targets with fizzling results.
Description: The survivor of a nuclear war, The Lone Wanderer set out a journey filled with hopeless and death in an attempt to reunite with his/her father and change the fate of the post-apocalyptic Wasteland.
Also, Zako, I have a proposal on Johnny: What if Johnny could eat the hearts of fallen enemies, and each one restores some of his lost health like in his game? The tradeoff would be that this is the only way Johnny could be healed.
Post by: Doomblade187 on October 04, 2012, 08:48:28 pm
Post by: Zako on October 04, 2012, 10:35:23 pm
How about this: He can't be healed by others but he slowly regenerates over time, decreasing the severity of his injuries and gets a boost to his health if he consumes a heart. That and the darkness arms can be regrown in the dark but not in the light, since they are just a part of the eternal darkness and can't really be killed or destroyed permenantly.
Post by: RTD on October 05, 2012, 07:20:22 am
Post by: Johuotar on October 05, 2012, 11:09:03 am
(Killsteal Killsteal!)
Post by: TCM on October 05, 2012, 10:35:54 pm
Well, technically the Darkness keeps him alive despite what injuries he takes and it heals him from deadly wounds, so while others can't heal him the darkness would...
How about this: He can't be healed by others but he slowly regenerates over time, decreasing the severity of his injuries and gets a boost to his health if he consumes a heart. That and the darkness arms can be regrown in the dark but not in the light, since they are just a part of the eternal darkness and can't really be killed or destroyed permenantly.
Sounds good, but the darkness is going to be vulnerable in this game. It can't be destroyed by mortals, but it's some other/under worldly force and we have multiple Gods and Goddesses and Deities running around and blah blah blah religious overtones.
Also, it seems all the original members of the party have died at this point.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2012, 11:50:44 pm
Post by: Zako on October 05, 2012, 11:59:33 pm
Also, you can't really kill the darkness, but you can certainly hurt it or trap it in certain ways. It pretty much a god in it's own right, so yeah I'm sure that various deities would have a way to fight against it.
And it's Jackie, not Tommy. Jackie Estacado is the current avatar of The Darkness.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 06, 2012, 12:26:03 am
Yep, that's all the original party.
We still have Gordon Freeman, and while he is still a clone, he was in the original cast.
Post by: mcclay on October 06, 2012, 01:15:25 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 01:20:46 am
A clone counts as a different guy. I will have my Picard moment - don't you take that away from me. Speaking of which, we should do some Star Trek characters.Yep, that's all the original party.
We still have Gordon Freeman, and while he is still a clone, he was in the original cast.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 06, 2012, 01:49:26 am
I'd propose Data, but then I'd have to stat him out myself, and I'm rather short on time right now.A clone counts as a different guy. I will have my Picard moment - don't you take that away from me. Speaking of which, we should do some Star Trek characters.Yep, that's all the original party.
We still have Gordon Freeman, and while he is still a clone, he was in the original cast.
Also, I'd like to say that I, out of character, couldn't be happier about the manner of Twilight's "demise". Even if it does make it seem like her ultimate attack spell is "Expeditious Retreat". :P
Post by: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 01:54:41 am
Heh. Or Picard, with special ability 'Picard Speech: Picard speaks with the skill of the greatest orators of all time, and coats your ears in auditory chocolate and butter and s*x. Either motivates or demotivates the target, depending on how Picard utilizes it.'I'd propose Data, but then I'd have to stat him out myself, and I'm rather short on time right now.A clone counts as a different guy. I will have my Picard moment - don't you take that away from me. Speaking of which, we should do some Star Trek characters.Yep, that's all the original party.
We still have Gordon Freeman, and while he is still a clone, he was in the original cast.
Also, I'd like to say that I, out of character, couldn't be happier about the manner of Twilight's "demise". Even if it does make it seem like her ultimate attack spell is "Expeditious Retreat". :P
Post by: SealyStar on October 06, 2012, 12:27:45 pm
Heh. Or Picard, with special ability 'Picard Speech: Picard speaks with the skill of the greatest orators of all time, and coats your ears in auditory chocolate and butter and s*x. Either motivates or demotivates the target, depending on how Picard utilizes it.'I'd propose Data, but then I'd have to stat him out myself, and I'm rather short on time right now.A clone counts as a different guy. I will have my Picard moment - don't you take that away from me. Speaking of which, we should do some Star Trek characters.Yep, that's all the original party.
We still have Gordon Freeman, and while he is still a clone, he was in the original cast.
Also, I'd like to say that I, out of character, couldn't be happier about the manner of Twilight's "demise". Even if it does make it seem like her ultimate attack spell is "Expeditious Retreat". :P
Yes. Picard motivational speech! Go!
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2012, 08:59:35 am
Gordon Freeman 2.0 runs to Sun Tzu's corpse, picking up the Art of War. He reads it....well, there's a lot of penises scribbled in the margins. Gordon avenges his comrade by throwing the text at Caellath! (1 vs. 6) The book sticks to Gordon's hand. Huh. 'WARNING: Art of War I.D. DNA Scanner finds error in the handler of this book. Emergency self-destruction mode activate.' (6 vs. 4) The book explodes, taking Freeman's Right Arm down to the shoulder with it. Wow, not a good day for his arms.
"To arms men!" King Arthur rallies up the Knights of the Round Table.
Pinkamena Diane Pie appears right behind Caellath. She lets the Party Cannon loose on his ass! (4 vs. 6) The shot is miscalculated and goes right by him. Caellath spins around, (3-1 vs. 5) and manages to miss Pinkamena as she loads a Chaos Cupcake into her Shotgun.
Deoxys speeds up and flies straight at Piecewise. He grasps Piecewise with a tentacle, proceeding to Wrap it around him. (3 vs. 2) Piecewise struggles, but the galactic Pokemon retains him in a firm grip.
Cyan Garamonde decides to quick messing with FlyingDice and charges monk12 with his dual-Katanas. (1 vs. 2) The monk expertly dodges the twin-slash attack, (4-1 vs. 6) and kicks Cyan in the chest which is rather ineffective considering he has on two layers of armor.
Fluttershy despite having her spirits crushed, decides to go help Gordon Freeman 2.0 fix his arm. "There there big guy, Fluttershy will help you fix your arm up." (4) She snaps a prosthetic onto his stump, and then gives him a hug.
Angel quickly scurries away from the big boss and empties his 60's sub-machine guns on Gatleos. (4 vs. 6) Gatleos deflects all the bullets behind a magic shield, (5 vs. 3) and launches a fireball back at Angel, turning the bunny into a pile of ash!
Angel has died!
Fluttershy can't comprehend what's happened before her. An inner rage, locked in the depths of her soul, begins to emerge... ((Evolution to Rageshy now available.))
Piecewise struggles in Deoxys's grip! (5 vs. 3) Piecewise brings it's fangs down onto one of Deoxys's tentacles! Piecewise tears it off, mangling it! Deoxys drops the beast, recoiling in pain.
Gatleos shoots a 'Magik Misile' at Pinkamena Diane Pie! (2 vs. 4) It manages to set off the trigger of her Shotgun. (6 vs. 2) The Chaos Cupcake is fired and goes straight into Gatleos's mouth. He shakes violently before a red glow overtakes his entire body. Then, he explodes into a million pieces!
monk12 goes on the offensive, attacking Cyan Garamonde! (3-1 vs. 4) He launches a variety of impressive moves, but regardless, none get through Cyan's armor. (5 vs. 2-1) Cyan shakes his head and swings one of his Katanas, severing monk12's head from his shoulders. The Mongolian Warriors cheer.
Caellath tries holding off the Knights of the Round Table single-highhandedly, literally. (5-1 Vs. 4) Well, he does manage to parry, block, and counter them without being wounded again.
ExKirby brings out a Hammer, and smashes it at Gordon Freeman 2.0! (3 vs. 5) Gordon rolls out of the way, the Hammer bashing a crater into the ground. (3 vs. 4) Freeman tries to shoot Kirby with his Pistol, but misses the small target.
FlyingDice makes another fly-by slash at Cyan Garamonde! (5 vs. 6) In a stunning display of swordmanship, Cyan blocks her blade with one Katana, (2 vs. 3) and nearly lops her head off with the other, but misses.
Mongolian Warriors pick a new target and charge Piecewise! (4 vs. 5) The slender creature is able to weave through the Turkish Blades, (3 vs. 6) and flee away.
WWI Medic fires a shot at FlyingDice! (5 vs. 2) The rifle bullet tears catches up to her, tearing through her left flank and through several vital organs! Her body seizes up and she plummets to the ground from thousands of feet, splatting on the soil. The Medic breathes heavily, his first kill...
Knights of the Round Table flank around Caellath, (3 vs. 5-1) but the RTD Knight is unwavering in his skill. (4-1 Vs. 3) Thankfully, his offensive is only matched by the armor and spirit of the Round Table.
Big Sean doesn't waste anytime, and tests out his newfound power. Revving up the suit's drill, Big rushes at the WWI Medic! (4 vs. 1) The Medic can't react before the Drill crashes into him. He is flung off to the side, paralyzed by the force of the blast, bleeding profusely. (Fatal Wound) Sean is more then pleased by the results, and tests out the plasmids by blasting the Mongolian Warriors with an Inferno. (3 vs. 5) The crowd of Mongols part from the fireball, causing it to miss, and then charge Sean. (3 vs. 4) They walk up and hack their blades at him, but their sabers are ineffective against the metal suit.
Big Sean
Health: 7/6 (Augmented)
Mood: POWAH'
Spoiler: RTD Ensemble (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2012, 09:08:58 am
Post by: Tiruin on October 07, 2012, 09:14:36 am
Narrowing his eyes, he dismounted and handed the reins to the very knight he borrowed it from, thanking him with a pat on the left pauldron. Glad that the man took all the effort to conduct a cavalry charge on foot.
"Ye inglorious bastard, Caellath! I challenge ye in front of God and the rest of these fine people to a duel to the death! Battle shan't stop until one of us falls to the ground.
"As I am a man of my word. I discard my shield in favor of fighting you, blade to blade. Have at you, son of a fen-rat and a whore!"
DUEL WITH CAELLATH TO THE DEATH!
The King gave the signal to the Knights, ordering the Knights of the Round Table to FLANK PIECEWISE!
((Flying Dice is male, but D:... poor Dice.))
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2012, 09:21:05 am
((Flying Dice is male, but D:... poor Dice.))
Eh, I decided that if it's a Dashie it's female.
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 07, 2012, 10:07:03 am
Aw, too late to do a Fastball Special. I mean, I seem to be quite good with rolling dice. I (in-character) could probably try to revive FD and toss him at a random enemy, but.... as you know, I never fix my dice.((Flying Dice is male, but D:... poor Dice.))
Eh, I decided that if it's a Dashie it's female.
(also, Flying Dice and Faux Dash have the same initials)
Post by: RTD on October 07, 2012, 07:33:43 pm
Post by: Tersr on October 07, 2012, 08:39:39 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 08:45:15 pm
Post by: Zako on October 07, 2012, 08:47:36 pm
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2012, 08:52:14 pm
Also, why is everyone saying two players? Sun Tzu, Delta, and Twilight Sparkle. Three spots. Gheh.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2012, 08:55:42 pm
Idea! Someone should enter the characters from Sesame Street.
Post by: Tiruin on October 07, 2012, 09:03:09 pm
...I can't count?
Idea! Someone should enter the characters from Sesame Street.
Spoiler: Are you really sure you want to do this? (click to show/hide)
Post by: Samari45 on October 08, 2012, 01:55:09 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 01:58:08 am
Post by: Samari45 on October 08, 2012, 02:09:04 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2012, 02:09:49 am
Post by: Samari45 on October 08, 2012, 06:48:32 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm now working on your requests, Xantalos
Post by: Geen on October 08, 2012, 07:15:48 pm
Mentlegen.
I HAVE A PLAN.
Insert 3 chaos cupcakes, the jumper cables, and mah chainsaw into the party cannon to create this. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rocket-propelled-chainsaw
Post by: TCM on October 09, 2012, 06:32:32 pm
Post by: Johuotar on October 10, 2012, 04:06:35 am
Cyan attacks Caellath with two weapon sweep to finish him off.
"Your hatred will be your own destruction!"
Post by: TCM on October 10, 2012, 07:38:10 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on October 11, 2012, 06:05:35 am
Fluttershy feels the anger piling up in her. The puppies don't love her and that mean mean Gatleos killed her cutsie wootsie Angel. With a scream of anger and pain, shattering the souls of any that stands in a 20 km Radius, she transforms into Rageshy.
Post by: TCM on October 11, 2012, 07:41:29 pm
For your perusal I present Simon and Kamina from Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm now working on your requests, Xantalos
Great! But can you put how exactly ganmen and stuff work? Because I never saw TTGL. :3
Post by: Samari45 on October 12, 2012, 12:35:05 am
Sorry I've been slow on your requests Xantalos. Real life is kinda getting in the way right now. And I don't think I'm going to be able to do Gandalf or Harry Dresden. I don't know enough about them to make a good character sheet.
Post by: TCM on October 13, 2012, 11:18:45 pm
Green Arthur challenges Caellath to a duel to the death, after throwing his shield away. Caellath readily accepts. "Sure." The two stand an equal distance from each other, and then let out a roar and charge each other. Arthur gets the initial swing first, (4 vs. 1-1) and slices off Caellath's remaining hand. "It seems someone has been....disarmed." The King then slashes again, and finally decapitate Caellath, finishing him!
After finishing the foe, Arthur commands his Knights of the Round Table to charge Piecewise! (4 vs. 5) They charge but Piecewise outmaneuvers them! (5 vs. 6) The beast retaliates, but the Knights are able to form a shield wall that Piecewise can't penetrate!
Piecewise can't catch a break though as Deoxys slams a wall of physic energy at him! (1 vs. 4) Piecewise ducks out of the blasts way and jumps at the Galactic Pokemon. (5 vs. 4) He claws at the Pokemon and scratches out one of his eyes! (-1 to all rolls)
Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes the A.rrow O.f. R.evenge and prepares to throw it at Caellath. But he's dead. Huh. He chucks it at Ex-Kirby instead. (5 vs. 2) The arrow strikes the Kirby in the head, killing it!
Cyan Garamonde goes to fight Caellath, but he's still dead. Instead, he charges Piecewise! (1 vs. 5) The nimble beast dodges all of the samurai's Katanas, (4 vs. 2) and digs his claw into Cyan's left foot!
Pinkamena Diane Pie combines her weaponry to create the Rocket Propelled Chainsaw!
Fluttershy stands in awe as she watches her bunny get indulged by a fireball. She begins whimpering, her eyes watering. A sob escapes her throat...but the tears don't come. No, this is the point beyond tears. Her chest rises and falls...faster. Her eyes twitch. Her body shakes. And in an uncharacteristic charectism, she roars. The battlefield falls silent for a moment.
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
Fluttershy has evolved into Rageshy!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120328164134/mlp/images/thumb/1/13/Fluttershy_-_You're_going_to_LOVE_ME!.png/800px-Fluttershy_-_You're_going_to_LOVE_ME!.png)
Name: Rageshy
Class: Ultimate Beserker (Evolution; Fluttershy Required)
+2 Strength
+3 Brutality
+1 Toughness
-5 Charisma
-2 Subtly
+3 Rage
Rage!: +1 to Attacking, -1 to Defense. Can be used any turn.
Description: Oh dear.
The Mongolian Warriors sneak up on Big Sean when he is distracted by the outburst of rage, and hack him apart! (4 vs. 2) None of their sword blades manage to get inside the Big Daddy helmet, but one lucky warrior manages to hit Sean in the face with his saber handle! The Big Bad recoils back a few steps, obviously in pain.
WWI Medic crawls to a tree, propping himself up in a sitting position. Why has it become so dark? He realizes with a sense of imminent dread that he is dying. His yellow Pegasus friend is screaming in the distance. He decides to help her out one last time. Grunting in pain, he loads his rifle, poises it, and aims it at Piecewise. (3 vs. 5) A miss. He sighs deeply. Piecewise flicks it's head in his direction and charges at him, claws bared. But by the time Piecewise reaches the Medic, he's already gone.
Piecewise is then charged again by the Knights of the Round Table, in their seemingly never-ending conflict. (3 vs. 3) There is some scrimishing, but both war parties manage to defend themselves from the attack of the other.
Big Sean stumbles backwards after being smashed in the face by a saber handle. "You can't kill me, I made RTDs!" Swapping out his Drill Arm for a Machinegun, Big unloads on the Mongolian Warriors, (4 vs. 3) sending them fleeing as some fall to his barrage of bullets. He swings the gun at the H.O.E.S. and starts firing into them. (1) He misfires the gun into his own foot. (4 vs. 1) He manages to empty a full burst of bullets into his Left Foot, shredding it. He screams in pain. Smooth.
Big Sean
Health: 4.5/6 (Augmented)
Mood: Fuck, my foot!
Spoiler: RTD Ensemble (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
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Post by: TCM on October 13, 2012, 11:21:30 pm
Just edited the post with a short explanation. Also added an ability to Simon that came to mind.
Sorry I've been slow on your requests Xantalos. Real life is kinda getting in the way right now. And I don't think I'm going to be able to do Gandalf or Harry Dresden. I don't know enough about them to make a good character sheet.
I'll check them out first thing tommorow.
Post by: Xantalos on October 13, 2012, 11:28:44 pm
Just edited the post with a short explanation. Also added an ability to Simon that came to mind.Feel free not to do them; I'll (eventually) try to do one myself. Thanks anyway! :D
Sorry I've been slow on your requests Xantalos. Real life is kinda getting in the way right now. And I don't think I'm going to be able to do Gandalf or Harry Dresden. I don't know enough about them to make a good character sheet.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 13, 2012, 11:30:54 pm
Can you make everyone else die quicker, though? Please?
:D))
Post by: TCM on October 13, 2012, 11:37:21 pm
((And yet another peaceful death. You're really good at writing those scenarios, TCM. It moves me every time...
Can you make everyone else die quicker, though? Please?
:D))
((Not to brag, but I do feel that dramatic deaths are one of my best writing talents. I mean, that was just for this silly game. If I wrote the deaths for Einstienian Roulette, I bet I could make some serious tearjerkers.
As for the second point, we'll see...))
Post by: Tiruin on October 14, 2012, 12:28:12 am
Mounting a horse and joining his Knights, he orders a spearhead charge at Big Sean.
King Arthur attempts to heal the most wounded ally at the moment with his sword.
"This is Reality!"
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on October 14, 2012, 01:07:57 am
"This is Reality!"This is probably a good time to mention that Adam Savage's rendition of the phrase "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" is one of my more favorite quotes. :)
Also, wow. The RTD block sure got.. diced.. quickly.
Post by: Johuotar on October 14, 2012, 06:31:59 am
Quote
"This ones mine!"
Cyan attacks piecewise, attempting to cut the abomination in half with powerful sideways strike!
Post by: Geen on October 14, 2012, 06:13:27 pm
Aim mah RAWKET PROPPELED CHAINSAW AT DAT BIG SEAN! OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIRE!
Post by: Tersr on October 14, 2012, 06:22:02 pm
Post by: Tiruin on October 14, 2012, 10:11:58 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on October 15, 2012, 01:35:03 pm
She Jumps up and with tremendous speed she flys towards Big Sean. Using her Rage to full extend, she snatches the drill from him and starts beating him with it again and again and again.
''If I can't have your hearts noone will.''
She proceeds to punch Big Sean in the ribs were his heart is as hard as she can.
Post by: TCM on October 16, 2012, 06:30:25 am
(http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/4/3985-ttgl6.jpg)
Name: Simon
Class Type: Spiral Warrior
+1 Strength
+1 Drills
-1 Tactics
-1 Firearms
Spiral Power: Build up spiral power to get +1 to all rolls next turn (Cooldown: 3 Turns)
Infinite Spiral: +3 to all rolls this turn (Counts as a free action), -2 to all rolls for the rest of the battle. (Usable Once Per Battle)
Brotherly Combining: Can combine Lagann with Gurenn to form Gurren Lagann.
Lagann Impact: Lagann's lower half becomrs a drill and it combines with another machine and takes control of it. Also usable as an attack.
Equipment:
Lagann: A mini-ganmen that runs on spiral power and can combine with other ganmen. Can also turn it's hands into drills.
Core Drill: The key to Lagann.
A great spiral warrior who can pierce the heavens with his drill.
(http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/11/29419.jpg)
Name: Kamina
Class Type: Dai-Gurren Leader
+1 Swords
+1 Inspire
-1 Logic
-1 Knowledge
Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!: Give target +1 to their next 2 rolls. (Cooldown: 3 Turns)
Kick logic to the curb and do the impossible!: (Free action) If the next roll fails or loses to defense reroll. (Cannot reroll more than once; cooldown 2).
Later, buddy: Make one attack after death.
Equipment:
Gurren: A standard *ganmen that was improved by Leeron
Nodachi: A long sword stolen from the leader of Jiha Village.
The awesome leader of the Dai-Gurren Brigade. Believes in you and doing the impossible.
*Ganmen are giant mechs similar in application to gundams. They can fight and use large weapons.
One thing though Samari; if Kamina is skilled with Swords, wouldn't he start out with one?
Post by: Samari45 on October 16, 2012, 06:57:29 am
Nodachi: A long sword stolen from the leader of Jiha Village.
Post by: Geen on October 16, 2012, 04:48:04 pm
((If those things have an AoE effect...I'm getting blown up! XD))And I'll have three teamkills, and you will have died a fucking awesome death.
Post by: TCM on October 16, 2012, 05:27:28 pm
Honestly, I wouldn't make a big deal out of people posting, it's just that I have 20 people on the waitlist and I want all of them to get to play at some point. :P
Post by: mcclay on October 17, 2012, 05:32:42 pm
Post by: TCM on October 18, 2012, 02:39:29 pm
Turn incoming.
Post by: TCM on October 18, 2012, 08:47:34 pm
King Arthur, reclaims his equipment, mounts a horse, and launches a group attack with his Knights of the Round Table against Big Sean! (3 vs. 1) Arthur's slashes into Sean's main hull, doing relatively little damage. (2 vs. 4) His Knights charge next, but Big Sean is ready this time! (5 vs. 1) He fills his Machine Gun with Anti-Armor Ammunition, and unloads into the knights! The results are like a 6-year old trying to fight another 6-year old. Except one has a machine gun. Anyways, they all die.
Knights of the Round Table have died!
The King is distressed, but the battle must go on. He points at Deoxys with Excalibur. "With the power embodied in me from the Lord, my holy blade shall heal thee!" The King tosses the sword at the space Pokemon. (1) The sword impales Deoxys through his orb. Then, the orb explodes in a giant fireball, taking Deoxys and Excalibur with it. "....Oh." Then the Anglo-saxon coughs up some blood, his bleeding isn't going so well....
Deoxys has died!
Cyan Garamonde charges Piecewise a final time, spinning around and attacking it with a double Katana-horizontal slash! (3 vs. 2) He slightly cuts Piecewise along one of his arms, making a small laceration. Hey, it's something.
"Open fire!" Pinkamena Diane Pie unleashes her Rocket Propelled Chainsaw on Big Sean! (4 vs. 3) The chainsaw flies into Sean's armor, penetrating it slightly! The part that makes it through makes dozens of tiny lacerations on Big's body. Sean roars and pulls it out, crushing it before it does more damage.
The artillery doesn't stop as Gordon Freeman 2.0 fires his Javelin Rocket Propelled Grenade at Big Sean! (4 vs. 2) The Grenade explodes against his armor, doing no penetrative damage. However, the force is great, smashing into him, with equal force of an unarmored person being kicked. He recoils some.
Big Sean prepares to finally retaliate, but a screaming yellow blur of Rage flies towards him! (2+1 Vs. 6) Sean grits his teeth and spins his Drill in front of him as a counter-maneuver! (6 vs. 1-1....oh no.) Fluttershy comes to her senses just before she meets the drill. She skids to a flying halt as her face comes inches within in the blade. "But I....*whimper*... She utilizes her ultimate attack!: Running away and not coming back. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMPBmt3IvPI)
Fluttershyhas
Piecewise retaliates against Cyan Garamonde with a series of blinding talon swipes! (3 vs. 5) The Samurai skillfully blocks all of them with his dual-swords, and as soon as Piecewise hesitates, he counters with his own barrage.
(5 vs. 4) He cuts horizontally along Piecewise's chest, drawing a large amount of blood, and the first decent strike against the Eldrich abomination!
Big Sean decided he was too old and famous for this shit. He was getting blown up and cut and stuff. Everyone fucking died....except for him, the psycho/nympho pink horse, that scientist guy armed with the arsenal of a small country, and Piecewise & the Samurai having some death-match in the corner. He loaded out his final loadout: Harpoon Gun in one hand, Frost Plasmid in the other. "Which one first..." Sean considered each remaining H.O.E., causing him to fail to notice the Mongolian Warriors sneaking behind him. (6 vs. 1) Sean lifted his Harpoon Gun, only to gasp in pain as a group of muscled Mongols ripped it off. Spurts of blood emitted from the torn off wound! "ARGH, YOU PEASANTS AIN'T SHIT, YOU CAN'T BE COMING ALL LIKE STEALING MY SOPHISTICATED WEAPONRY AND-" Big Sean stopped mid-sentence as he noted the same group of Mongols a few yards away, pointing the loaded Harpoon at him. "Wait, I'm the King of R.T.D.! I won't lose to my own creation! TCM, reroll!" (Ha vs. Nope) "Fu-" The Harpoon enters straight through his visor, the giant lance going straight through his head, imploding it, and out the back of the suit! The Mongols cheer as the Sean Mirrsan lies in his own pool of irony.
Sean Mirrsan defeated!
Even with the boss defeated the epic duel of the Samurai & Piecewise continues! (6 vs. 1) "GREAT CUTTER!" Cyan slashes Piecewise across the chest, stabs him in the stomach, pelvis, arms, legs, back, head, eyes, etc. and ends up slashing him 53,594 times! Piecewise explodes and the arena goes back for a split second. Kanji appears: "PIECEWISE:DEAD."
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Woah, that turn. Just....holy...wow.
Follow-up post-battle turn coming tomorrow. I need to go to sleep but...wow....
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2012, 08:53:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 18, 2012, 08:56:06 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2012, 09:33:16 pm
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If I can, I'd like to change to a BLUE Gentlespy.
Post by: Tiruin on October 18, 2012, 09:37:08 pm
Get ye sword!
He strode up to the many armored corpses of his allies - especially his knights. "Equality is our creed and code. Rest well, my allies. I will avenge you all."
He had just lost several of his Barons, some Dukes and a Count in this charge, and even before this time for some undisclosed reasons.
Perhaps, it was better this way. The universe conspired against him once more.
And he would take it.
...
Perhaps he should've grown a beard to match the Mongols?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on October 18, 2012, 09:38:48 pm
You know what I take away from all this? The Knights of the Round Table ain't got shit on the Mongols. Seriously, seeing Fluttershy cry must've really pissed them off I'm guessing.
Post by: Doomblade187 on October 18, 2012, 09:46:06 pm
Post by: RTD on October 19, 2012, 07:10:17 pm
I keep idling, so I'll quit. Really, I wish I had more time with you.
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 07:11:11 pm
I forgot about this. Then I died.Sucks, man.
I keep idling, so I'll quit. Really, I wish I had more time with you.
Post by: TCM on October 19, 2012, 07:13:46 pm
I forgot about this. Then I died.
I keep idling, so I'll quit. Really, I wish I had more time with you.
I'm sorry, that's just how the dice worked out. :<
Also, I wouldn't be so gung-ho on getting people to post, it's just that's there's a lot of people in the Waitlist...
Post by: Xantalos on October 19, 2012, 07:18:57 pm
Post by: TCM on October 19, 2012, 07:56:27 pm
King Arthur goes to get his sword....except it blew up. Er....he picks up a spare from one his dead troops. He then looks thoughtfully over at the victorious Mongols....
Loot:
Bo Staff
Broadsword
Knight Armor
Psuedo-Katana
Dashie's Katana
Teddy's Rifle
Teddy's Pistol
Teddy's Knife
Sniper Camouflage
60's Sub-Machine-Guns
Turkish Sabers
Mongolian Armor
WWI Military Uniform
Military Helmet
Trench Rifle
Amputation Kit
Broadswords
Lances
Shields
Crossbows
Plate Armor
Harpoon Gun
Delta's Suit (Almost Broken)
The HQ Communicator buzzes and heals the H.O.E.S.!
As the group mourns their losses and celebrates their victories, the Lunar Republic Army shows up to claim the land. Helicopters, jeeps, tanks, and planes filled with ponies and people take roll into the area. A zeppelin lands near the H.O.E.S. It's speakers boom, "Princess Luna wants you guys to get your stuff and get your plots on this thing! You're regrouping back at Canterlot!"
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 19, 2012, 09:13:02 pm
Post by: Tiruin on October 19, 2012, 09:22:18 pm
Where are the good arming swords when you need them?
Get Dashie's Katana...And the strange looking Amputation Kit as I lost Excalibur. Strangely, to an explosion.
Post by: Tersr on October 19, 2012, 10:04:41 pm
Post by: Tiruin on October 19, 2012, 10:11:15 pm
Post by: Tersr on October 19, 2012, 10:30:07 pm
((Another race for item grabbing...hooray.))((Who will win? The man that can use swords, or the man wanting Teal weapons?))
Post by: Tiruin on October 19, 2012, 10:52:38 pm
Post by: TCM on October 20, 2012, 06:15:02 am
((Uh...So are my characters good enough?))
((Save their text for me. I can't use them now, but wait for the future...)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 20, 2012, 09:49:08 am
((Darn. I was thinking of changing from steve to one of them. I guess I'll just stick with Steve.))((Uh...So are my characters good enough?))
((Save their text for me. I can't use them now, but wait for the future...)
Post by: Geen on October 20, 2012, 05:24:34 pm
Post by: Johuotar on October 20, 2012, 05:38:41 pm
So Im wearing two armors at the same time now, does that actually affect the game? Because if not then I might as well drop US light armor too.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 20, 2012, 05:44:10 pm
Drop bronze bars and pick up Teddys pistol.((OH! I just had an idea! Hold on to the bars, I can make something with them once I get in as Steve. Do you think you could do that?))
Post by: Geen on October 21, 2012, 12:28:05 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on October 21, 2012, 02:35:25 pm
I will Waitlist as The Lone Wanderer in a yet not decided color. Well I've got plenty of time at the current pace.
In the meantime one Last Fluttershy-Art, because ... Meh I don't need an excuse for this.
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Post by: TCM on October 21, 2012, 03:01:43 pm
King Arthur switches into Plate Armor. He then has a "conversation" with Gordon Freeman 2.0 over who should get Dashie's Katana. (4 Vs. 1) The King brings up the common "my sword just exploded" argument and Gordon decides the King should get the Katana.
Pinkamena Diane Pie straps on the WWI Trench Helmet. Then she takes the Amputation Kit, and begins fulgedazialating the bodies. (Fun Fact: That's not a word.)
Cyan Garamonde picks up Teddy's Pistol, toying with the unique weapon. He slips in into his pants.
With the looting phase complete, the remaining H.O.E.S. board the Zeppelin and flies back to Canterlot....
After several hours, the party makes it back. The soldiers escort them out of the flying vehicle. A truck rolls next to the group, while a new batch of faces step out of it...
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So Im wearing two armors at the same time now, does that actually affect the game? Because if not then I might as well drop US light armor too.
Yes it does. The Light U.S. armor provides a small bonus, but it's weight is so minimal it's like getting a bit of extra insurance in exchange for wearing a second shirt. Now, if you equip two "heavy" sets of armor, you'll start getting major defensive bonuses, but will also gain agility penalties.
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 03:23:41 pm
Sherlock was bored. After that last case in which he had been exposed to an intelligence-enhancing potion, he had predicted where, when, and how every single crime ever committed or would be committed, and singlehandedly abolished crime from the face of the earth. Except for one man - Steampunk Mecha Moriarty. This diabolical mechanical crook had only one thing on his mind - destroying the good detective. Knowing of his habit of ... ingesting the good sugar, he intercepted Sherlock's weekly package of cocaine and substituted it with steampunk coke, which is cocaine concentrated by about x1,000,000,000. Sherlock picked it up, unaware of the skulduggery afoot, and while he was working on his machine to harvest energy from the galactic core, ... ingested the powder for inspiration. But instead of drug overdose, something miraculous happened! Sherlock was infused with so much energy from the super-cocaine that he immediately transcended physical form! Knowing his spirit would collapse under the laws of physics if he didn't do something fast, Sherlock went onto his machine and shot himself into the galactic core and the black hole within! As he entered the portal, he fondly wished Watson goodbye. When he woke up, he was in a ruined city. He immediately went to the closest intelligent being, which turned out to be some sort of blue pony thing. After he got over the horror (Sherlock does NOT like ponies), he immediately deduced the entire situation from the way Luna sneezed and volunteered to help out. And now, here he is...Sherlock Holmes!
Post by: Zako on October 21, 2012, 10:46:11 pm
He had been stuck in another dimension from when the champion of light had escaped and trapped him in it's place, and there he had stayed for countless years, with only The Eternal Darkness as a companion. Then, somehow, the prison came under an incredible burst of power, which cracked the walls of the prison and it was those cracks that the Darkness seeped into, widening them and finally breaking free. It broke free to the birth of a sun god, the hated opposite of it's very nature.
And so it woke Jackie from his slumber, whispering into his ear of the birth of the hated being whose name was being screamed throughout the cosmos, and it made a deal with him. Kill the new sun god, and it would help him reclaim his beloved from the grip of the thing that possessed her.
And so Jackie came, bourne aloft by darkness and shadows to the spot on the battlefield where it knew where Jackie stood the best chance, with the H.O.E.S and their leader, Princess Luna.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 01:34:20 am
Post by: Flintus10 on October 22, 2012, 06:36:33 am
From inside the cock-pit a figure can be seen climbing out. Making his way towards the main group and muttering something about a lost bet Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle dusts off his military uniform, which shines with medals, before removing his monocle, spit shining it, and placing it in one of the pockets.
"Terribly sorry about the landing old boys, Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle reporting for duty. I look forward to joining with your unit to throw Jerry back across the pond."
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 06:40:49 am
Post by: Tiruin on October 22, 2012, 06:48:46 am
"Hail, friends of God almighty. I take it we are all for one goal?"
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 06:58:25 am
Sherlock kneels in respect before the legendary king.
Post by: Tiruin on October 22, 2012, 07:14:44 am
"Stand, good sir. While I am a King, I have momentarily lost sight of my kingdom and my realm. Those who serve under my name are assuredly in a better place - achieving death through battle against the most evil. Some lawless elements under the name of R.T.D. and Sean.
"No matter," the King said, greeting his new compatriots with a bow from the neck. "we seem to be under the same standard. To whom do I pledge my sword?"
Inquire as to what we will next face, and to whom - if any - will be leading us?
Also, put on that monocle while admiring it's circular nature, as well as it's vision enhancing properties.
Post by: Flintus10 on October 22, 2012, 07:15:42 am
Alfred removes two more monocles from his back pocket.
"Best you put these on gentleman lest we do not look our best in front of these foreigners"
Post by: Xantalos on October 22, 2012, 07:27:58 am
Sherlock gladly takes a monocle and places it on his left eye. British achieved.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 22, 2012, 11:09:26 am
2. Flintus10 (Green Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle)
3. Baradine (Orange Anakin Skywalker)
4. Grimjow6th (Yellow Ezio de Auditore)
should be in. Xantalos and Spinal would be ahead of Ansontan, but still not in. TCM, help me not be confused!))
Post by: Tiruin on October 22, 2012, 12:18:59 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 22, 2012, 12:20:40 pm
((One problem, Baradine is currently experiencing RL...So I'm unsure if he's able to reply.))
((Hmmm...ow what about Grimm? If he's not here, Spinal should be in, too.))
Post by: TCM on October 22, 2012, 02:20:03 pm
Did 5 people die?
1. Twilight Sparkle teleported away.
2. Delta was killed by Mirrsan.
3. Sun Tzu had to listen to One Direction.
4. Fluttershy ran away.
5. Deoxys's orb exploded.
And yes, it does seem that Baradine and Grimm have not been active in a while. I'll give them a few more hours since they live in a different time zone, if they happen to come back today.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 22, 2012, 03:16:50 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 08:17:30 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 22, 2012, 08:22:26 pm
Post by: TCM on October 22, 2012, 08:31:58 pm
So, who's the new team going to be assuming Baradine and Grimm fail to respond?
Ansontan is in, and I was going to put Forlance in as well. However, he hasn't been on the forum since August....I'm taking him off the Waitlist, but if he ever comes back I'll let him jump in whenever.
That means next in line is Flying Dice. Damn, the Waitlist is actually going down!
Well, that's a strange yet delightful turn of events! Just tell me when i should put up the intro.
Go ahead and do it as soon as you're ready.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 09:48:47 pm
"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" The Boss was almost giddy. "Now, to find guns, explosives, guns, and HOES!"
2 days later...
"Ugh, my head hurts. What now..." He stepped out into the sunlight, and saw a massive banner with a moon and blue Alicorn on it. "Okay, have I gone crazy?"
Post by: TCM on October 22, 2012, 10:50:30 pm
The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...
"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"
Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.
Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we". :P
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 22, 2012, 11:57:01 pm
The Boss, as his gang called him, sat down on the ZEUS chair, awaiting his insert into cyberspace. That was when it all went wrong...
"What the...WHERE THE FUCK AM I? A warzone? Fuckin' cool!" Seconds later, a night blue Alicorn zipped by overhead, hailing the ganger. "I am Princess Luna, and I have brought you here to help fight my upstart sister, Celestia. I trust that you can help me?" The Boss was almost giddy. "Sign me up! Anything to fuck some people over!"
Leave the Luna Roleplaying to me. :3 And the intro was you getting out of the truck in front of the palace.
Oopsies. I haven't watched MLP in a loooong time, and i'm just waiting for S3. 10/11/12!
Also, Luna would never say "I". It's "we". :P
Post by: Johuotar on October 23, 2012, 03:06:22 am
Post by: Flying Dice on October 23, 2012, 09:13:54 am
"Dashie, wussat?"
"Not sure, Spitfire. Lemme get it."
...
"You can't be serious. I thought that I was out after that business with the nuke?"
She sighs, hanging up and dragging a hoof across her face.
"Sorry, dear. I was just called back up."
"Mm, then let's spend a little more time together. I'm sure they won't mind..."
Several hours later, Rainbow Dash found herself lazily flying towards a group of sophonts gathered around a truck. She circled down towards them, allowing herself to crash into the group rather than attempt to make a real landing.
"Heya, I'm baa-aack~... Say, has anyone seen my katana? I think that I lost it while I was carrying a nuclear bomb into low orbit under my own power. Oh, that's right, the name's Dash, Rainbow Dash!"
((That's right beyatches, I'm back. :P))
Post by: Zako on October 23, 2012, 09:24:10 am
"You did what now with a nuke? How do you fly with such small wings?"
Post by: Flying Dice on October 23, 2012, 09:48:00 am
Eh? I fly because I'm a pegasus, duuuh! It's, like, what we do."
((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))
Post by: Xantalos on October 23, 2012, 10:03:43 am
Post by: Zako on October 23, 2012, 10:48:06 am
"Right. Well, I can't complain, I've seen weirder things after all... You kinda remind me of a few people I've met before, they used to work for me before..." He pauses and shakes his head and blinks, the false light coming from them dimming to nothing. "Nevermind... I'm Jackie, if you needed to know."
Post by: Tiruin on October 23, 2012, 10:54:33 am
((This is going to be such a bad thing. But seriously though, TCM, does Dashie still have her katana?))((Yes she does.))
"Hail friend equine," King Arthur said as he held the Katana with his right on the hilt, and the other on the foible. "This belongs to you, I'm guessing?"
Post by: Flying Dice on October 23, 2012, 11:01:00 am
"Yes, baby, mommy's back, and we're going to be cutting things up again~"
Post by: Tiruin on October 23, 2012, 11:12:39 am
The King just took a deep breath as he wondered if the pony recognized who he was. It wasn't worth berating an ally - perhaps it was her own viewpoint.
"Lost now, Excalibur is. I shalt hope to find another suitable blade."
Post by: TCM on October 23, 2012, 04:18:46 pm
As the new party members introduce themselves, a nearby pony corporal rewards the Mongolian Warriors by turning them into an elite unit with more powerful equipment.
Princess Luna looks at the gathering from afar. Deciding that they have been acquainted enough, she instantly teleports them all to their next location.....
------
The H.O.E.S. reappear into a physical form. Looking around, they are standing on a hard floor. They are in some sort of circular enclose, with surrounding part split into three ascending levels. In front of them is a wooden stage. This is The Globe, perhaps the most famous theater on Earth.
A figure clad in Renaissance clothing is in the center of the stage. A few figures, also dressed in Renassiance armor and clothing, pop out of nowhere are begin advancing towards the group from all directions. As weapons are drawn and prepared, the advancing army stops. The figure in the stage turns around.
"Gentleman and lady-ponies. What doth constitute a play? The acting? The atmosphere? The actors themselves?...Shit if I know. I just get paid my ounces. Oh, why if it isn't King Arthur! Hello! Sorry, but I do have to ensure the death of each and every one of you." He reaches into his side pockets and pulls out dueling pistols. "Do not fret though, I'll adapt a great work out of this."
Shakespeare's Men:
Archer: The finest in the islands, could shoot an apple off of another apple.
Items: Longbow, Shortsword
Health: Fine
Man-at-Arms: A trained soldier equipped to handle military operations.
Items: Light Plate Armor, Mace, Throwing Axes
Agile: 50% chance of getting +1 to defense.
Health: Fine
Vanguard: A heavily armored killer with a long-reaching weapons.
Items: Chain Mail, Greataxe, Halberd
Health: Fine
Knights: A noble and fearsome warrior out to fight for his
Items: Heavy Plate Armor, Greatsword, Morning Star, Kite Shield
Glacier: Heavy resistance to damage, -1 movement.
Health: Fine
Crossbowman: Like the archer guy, but with more Crossbow.
Items: Crossbow, Short Sword
Crossbow: Takes 1 turn to load, gets +1 on attack.
Health: Fine
Rouge: A skilled criminal hired by Shakespeare.
Items: Curved Dagger, Throwing Knives
Kleptomaniac: A successful attacks steals a random item from the target.
Health: Fine
Tybalt: Don't date his cousin...er...sister...aunt...I read R&J a long time ago. I think.
Items: Rapier
Testosterone Issues: +1 to attack, -1 to defense.
Health: Fine
Hamlet: Everyone died.
Items: Poisoned Blade
Health: Fine
Julius Caesar Actor: Not the actual guy, just an actor. And his equipment are all replicas. But they're pretty good replicas.
Items: Roman General Armor, Scutum, Gladius, Pila, Pugio, Plumbatae
Health: Fine
And their leader:
William Shakespeare
Health: Majestic
Mood: All the world's a stage/and I am a boot/that steps on the world/smash/I win.
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 23, 2012, 04:57:12 pm
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 23, 2012, 05:01:03 pm
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I have no say in that but YES. Also, I'm sure TCM would be throwing a lot of 'Sexy' and Drugs into the game once someone starts in as him.
Post by: Geen on October 23, 2012, 05:34:30 pm
Take aim at the rogue, lock on, and let the RPC have it's way with him.
psst, you spelled rogue wrong. Unless he's supposed to be pinkish-red.
Post by: Xantalos on October 23, 2012, 05:37:08 pm
"How can that man betray his fellow Brits? Honestly man, that's the kind of thing a Frenchman does."
Post by: Zako on October 23, 2012, 05:53:16 pm
"Between your swords and my guns..." A low hiss came from behind him as the 'twins' came into existence once more, drool dripping from razor sharp teeth. "I'd trust my two little friends here every time."
Blow away Hamlet with the 1911's and use my demon arms to rip Tybaly a new one, literally.
Post by: Geen on October 23, 2012, 07:37:39 pm
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Post by: Flintus10 on October 23, 2012, 08:13:12 pm
Alfred points his rifle at the Julius Caesar actor.
"But first you! A man who is either forcefully or willingly playing as an Italian must be put out of your misery. As an English gentleman it is my duty to do you this kindness."
Shoot Caesar in the face.
Post by: Tersr on October 23, 2012, 08:18:20 pm
Post by: TCM on October 23, 2012, 08:21:04 pm
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What exactly does the sealing of fate do to a character?
I was going to have Julius be a boss in the future, but if you want I'll have him be a char.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 23, 2012, 08:24:05 pm
"Hey, Oleg? You got a moment?" Dial up Oleg Kirrlov and ask him to join the fight. Then, blast Shakespeare with the Annihilator.
Post by: Flying Dice on October 23, 2012, 10:18:43 pm
Rainbow Dash flies at the Caesar actor, slashing at him and attempting to steal his hat.
Post by: Tiruin on October 24, 2012, 01:12:46 am
"Who in bloody blazes are you supposed to be?!" King Arthur said, staring vehemently at Shakespeare.
"This place gets queerer by the hour. Prithee fair sir, do you fancy a duel?"
DUEL HAMLET
Post by: Flying Dice on October 24, 2012, 08:50:00 am
((O hey, Two Dashie's Katana))((We're really in Tamriel and King Arthur just duped it.))
Post by: Johuotar on October 24, 2012, 09:11:36 am
Hah, I like how RD got her katana back because someone always wanted it when the carrier died. :P Is it the oldest item in the game now?
Post by: TCM on October 24, 2012, 04:30:38 pm
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 24, 2012, 04:35:01 pm
Post by: TCM on October 24, 2012, 04:36:28 pm
Just so you know, there's still my characters.
Oh. Where are they?
And it seems I'll need to set up an OOC thread, as I've finally exceeded the 40000 character limit on the original post...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 24, 2012, 04:49:04 pm
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If I can, I'd like to change to a BLUE Gentlespy.
Here.
Post by: TCM on October 24, 2012, 04:53:09 pm
Post by: Geen on October 24, 2012, 11:32:04 pm
Ah yes, like I said, just hold onto those two classes. I'll need them later...Viva la evolution?
Post by: TCM on October 26, 2012, 04:42:34 pm
Pinkamena Diane Pie literally starts the battle out with a bang. She lights the fuse on her Rocket Propelled Chainsaw, which shoots out another spinning tool of death at Shakespeare's Rouge! And yes, that's Rouge, not Rogue. He wears pink. It's not unmanly, okay? Though it is a pretty bad color for being concealed. Wearing pink clothing when you're a sneaky criminal, that's as stupid as....uh....like a ninja wearing bright orange or something. (4 vs. 5) His nimbleness allows him to jump away from the chainsaw, sending it smashing into the side of the theater. The Rouge retaliates by tossing a spinning Throwing Knife at the pinky pony. (6 vs. 2) Pinkamena stands on her hind legs. "I'll catch it!" She catches it indeed. With her chest.
Sherlock Holmes goes for a much more subtle route. He quietly changes into a servant's disguise, and circles behind Shakespeare's men. As he berates, he also begins tampering with their weaponry. (5 vs. 2) He manages to secretly mess with the Archer's Shortsword, the Vanguard's Greataxe, the Knight's Greatsword, and the Rouge's Curved Dagger.
Jackie Estacado pulls out his two 1911 pistols and fires away at Hamlet. (5 vs. 1) The bullets blast holes in Hamlet, and he falls onto his back. He begins to die, going into some soliloquy about the harshness of life and some emo shit. Tybalt, meanwhile, starts insulting Jackie's mother. Jackie responds by sending his Darkness Arms at Tybalt. (4 vs. 5-1) Out of brashness and generally insanity, Tybalt's sporadic sword stabs, which looks more like a giraffe doing the Dougie, manages to keep the darkness at bay.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 sees Tybalt acting like a lunatic, and walks up to him. Tybalt yells at him, "DUEL ME YOU SON OF A PIG-WHORE!" Gordon shrugs and obliges. (3 vs. 5-1) He swings the crowbar, but Tybalt parries away the blow! Damn, that's a strong Rapier. The Prince of Cats counter-attacks and thrusts at Freeman, (4+1 vs. 6) and manages to connect! The metal is deflected off of the scientist's hard H.E.V. suit. What ensues is Tybalt stabbing at Freeman multiple times and failing to penetrate the armor, while he looks at him awkwardly.
The Boss starts out with the same brave tactic as he always does: Calling his soldiers in to fight for him. Pulling up Oleg's number on his Cell, the Boss decides to give the Russian Giant a call. (5) "Yes, I am quite available. See you soon." (Oleg will come next turn.) With a successful call behind him, the Saint pulls an Annihilator out of his pants and fires it at William Shakespeare! (6 vs. 4) The Rocket misses the Bard, but manages to explode a few feet next to him. The explosion propels the Englishman several feet into the air. "To fly like a bird/in the clouds/beyond the-" he falls on his face.
"I want that hat!" Rainbow Dash speeds at the Julius Caesar Actor, aiming to snatch his hat. Well, it's not really a hat, just a Laurel Crown, but whatever. (5 vs. 2) Her Katana cuts deeply into his side, knocking him down. As he tries to recover, Dashie zooms in and steals his wreath, before flying into the air again. "Awww yeah!"
While King Arthur is perplexed by the Englishman on the stage, at least this setting is much more of his style. The fellows around him, while trying to kill him, don similar types of armory wear. The King proceeds up to Hamlet, and asks if he fancies a duel. Hamlet responds by gurgling out blood. "I'm glad you could accept. En grade!" (4 vs. 3-2) King Arthur drives his Sword into Hamlet's chest, killing him instantly. He pulls his blade out. "Indeed a fair challenge."
Cyan Garamonde inspects Teddy's Pistol in his hands. Seeing a Crossbowman on the higher level of the arena, the Samurai fires a shot at him. (4-1 vs. 3) The shot misses, and hits a rafter near the Crossbowman, altering him of Cyan's presence.
(Yes, Dashie's Katana is the oldest item the party has held onto. Also, did you forget Cyan has a penalty against using modern weaponry? :P)
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle rants at the wounded Julius Caesar actor, and points his Lee Enfield at his face, before pulling the trigger. (5 vs. 1) The bullet tears into the psuedo-Roman's forehead and out the back of his skull. He falls back onto the theater floor.
The Archer, scoping the battle from the second floor, loads an arrow into his English Longbow. Seeing how Jackie Estacado was armed with automatic cannons and had two demons coming out of him, it looked like the Princes of Darkness would be a suitable target. (2 vs. 6) The arrow flies at Jackie, before one of his arms lashes out and tears it to pieces. Jackie looks at the source of the attack, and fires his pistols back at the Archer. (2 vs. 1) The Archer runs from the flurry of bullets, though not really strike him. One manages to skim his foot, but it's hardly an injury at all as his boot takes most of the impact.
The Man-at-Arms, the lightly trained and speedy English soldier, runs up to The Boss and swings his Mace at the gang leader. (3 vs. 6) The Saint jumps away from the spiked club, (5 vs. 2) and retaliates with his famous 'Spinkick to the Nuts' maneuver. It connects, and the Man-at-Arms on all fours, clutching his jewels.
The Vanguard looks at the 'servant' inspecting his men and his equipment. (2 vs. 1) Wait a second, that's no servant! "We have a traitor in our midst!" The Vanguard pulls up his Greataxe and cleaves it at Sherlock Holmes. (6-1 vs. 4) Sherlock's tampering with the axe causes it to swing off-center! And it does, cutting him across his right thigh. As his wound spurts blood he comments, "Quite an unexpected result indeed." He smokes his pipe.
The Knight, guardian of Shakespeare, sees Cyan Garamonde attempt to kill his employer. The enraged Knight grips his Greatsword, and charges the Samurai. (3-1 vs. 5) Due to the tampering of Sherlock, the Greatsword breaks into two pieces when it connects with Cyan's armor. As the Knight is surprised, Garamonde takes this opportunity to slash with both his Katanas! (1 vs. 4) He manages to lightly scrap the Knight's Plate Armor.
The Crossbowman loads a bolt into his weapon.
As The Boss taunts the Man-at-Arms whom is reeling the pain, the Rouge takes this opportunity to come up and slash him in the back! (4-1 vs. 3) He makes a deep gash in the Saint's shirt! Damn, that shirt was expensive!
Tybalt continues stabbing away at Gordon Freeman 2.0. He pants at the impossible object in front of them. Then he makes a realization, Gordon isn't wearing any armor on his face! (1+1 vs. 3) Tybalt, stabs his Rapier at the newly discovered weak spot, but Gordon parries his blade with his Crowbar. (1 vs. 6-1) Tybalt parries the Crowbar away... What's that thing made of?
The Elite Mongolian Warriors charge the Rouge! (6 vs. 5) The nimble assailant manages to evade their weaponry. So, the Mongols initiate plan B: They grab him and start Curbstomping him into the ground.
William Shakespeare stands up and dusts himself off, having been hit by a rocket. Angry that his flight was cut short, he aims a Pistol and fires at The Boss. (2 vs. 5) The Saint rolls out of the way, (5 vs. 3) and brings out his Dual .45 Shepards and shoot the Bard in the Left Leg! "This Thug/is getting/to my head/woe." He falls over.
William Shakespeare
Health: Hit by Explosion, Shot in Left Leg
Mood: All the world's a stage/and I am a boot/that steps on the world/smash/I win.
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Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 04:53:55 pm
First, ash from pipe to Vanguard's face. Distraction. Then, grab nearby broom. Block greataxe, causing it to cut Vanguard's own thigh. Poke in right eye with end of broom. Blinded, he'll lean forward, grasping at socket. Then, using broomstick as ramp, vault upward above head, land behind, knock down and then kill with conveniently placed halberd. (Just in case you couldn't tell, I'm using that slow-mo ability thing.)
Post by: Flying Dice on October 26, 2012, 05:03:17 pm
Coup de grace the stunned Man-at-Arms.
((Holy shit but that was cold, Arthur.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2012, 05:12:04 pm
And suddenly everything was in slow motion. Plots whizzed through Sherlock's mind...
First, ash from pipe to Vanguard's face. Distraction. Then, grab nearby broom. Block greataxe, causing it to cut Vanguard's own thigh. Poke in right eye with end of broom. Blinded, he'll lean forward, grasping at socket. Then, using broomstick as ramp, vault upward above head, land behind, and stab with conveniently placed halberd. (Just in case you couldn't tell, I'm using that slow-mo ability thing.)
I loved that gimmick in the movies.
Post by: Johuotar on October 26, 2012, 05:16:15 pm
Cyan lunges at Crossbowmans stomach with his katana.
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Also, did you forget Cyan has a penalty against using modern weaponry? :P
(No I didn't forget, I just wanted to try it for Fun. :) )
Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 05:18:29 pm
Heh. Thank you.And suddenly everything was in slow motion. Plots whizzed through Sherlock's mind...
First, ash from pipe to Vanguard's face. Distraction. Then, grab nearby broom. Block greataxe, causing it to cut Vanguard's own thigh. Poke in right eye with end of broom. Blinded, he'll lean forward, grasping at socket. Then, using broomstick as ramp, vault upward above head, land behind, and stab with conveniently placed halberd. (Just in case you couldn't tell, I'm using that slow-mo ability thing.)
I loved that gimmick in the movies.
Post by: Geen on October 26, 2012, 05:31:45 pm
When life gives you knives, don't make knife-ade. Make life take the knife back! Get mad! I don't want your damn knives, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though it could give Pinkie Pie knives! Do you know who I am? I'm the pony who's going to burn your body down! With knives! I'm gonna get my muffingineers to invent a combustible knife that burns your house down!"
Channeling the power of Cave Johnson, pull the knife out, and infuse it with combustible-ness. Combine it with the RPC. Rocket Proppeled Combustibleknife-chain-saw anyone?
Post by: Powder Miner on October 26, 2012, 05:53:41 pm
Post by: TCM on October 26, 2012, 06:02:56 pm
Like:
"Motherfu-I MEAN MUFFINS!
When life gives you knives, don't make knife-ade. Make life take the knife back! Get mad! I don't want your damn knives, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it though it could give Pinkie Pie knives! Do you know who I am? I'm the pony who's going to burn your body down! With knives! I'm gonna get my muffingineers to invent a combustible knife that burns your house down!"
Channeling the power of Cave Johnson, pull the knife out, and infuse it with combustible-ness. Combine it with the RPC. Rocket Proppeled Combustibleknife-chain-saw anyone?
*Blah blah blah rolls and stuff*
"I HATE Machines!"
Cyan lunges at Crossbowmans stomach with his katana.QuoteAlso, did you forget Cyan has a penalty against using modern weaponry? :P
(No I didn't forget, I just wanted to try it for Fun. :) )
*blah blah blah*
etc.
Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2012, 06:04:33 pm
Post by: TCM on October 26, 2012, 06:05:37 pm
Personally I like it how it is. Perhaps a poll?
Eh, it's not that serious. I just want a general opinion.
Post by: Samari45 on October 26, 2012, 06:41:35 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on October 26, 2012, 07:58:46 pm
It's pretty good as it is. I think it would actually break up the flow of the turn to be honest.((Not much else to be said. Except that speaking from experience, every unnecessary addition makes turns less fun to write up.))
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 26, 2012, 09:36:55 pm
The Boss laughs evilly for a second, and throws a fart in a jar at the Crossbowman. Then, he slaps Shakespeare with the dreaded Penetrator.
Post by: Tersr on October 26, 2012, 10:26:28 pm
Post by: Zako on October 27, 2012, 12:07:56 am
Jackie's eyes narrowed at the fleeing archer. It was time to up the firepower!
Change out one of my pistols for my micro uzi and take down that archer with a rain of lead! Pin down the rouge with one of my darkness arms and skewer him with the other, tearing out and devouring his heart.
Post by: Tiruin on October 27, 2012, 02:09:26 am
((Holy shit but that was cold, Arthur.))((He said yes. How could he not say yes? The blood is just his excuse of gurgling it.))
King Arthur looked at the rest of his battle-savvy allies to spot the ringleader of this motley band. Assuredly, if he was taken out, the rest would crumble under his bloody thighs.
"Wherefore art thou, leader?
Deny thy cowardice and refuse thy shame,
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn by duel,
And I'll no longer wield this shield."
Challenge Shakespeare to a duel! OF SWORDS!
Toss him that katana if he accepts. I work with my own heraldry.
Post by: TCM on October 27, 2012, 09:29:25 am
((I do believe that you have forgotten to add +1 to my attack rolls due to my firearms skill. That's ok though for this turn, I like the mental picture of an archer fleeing from a hail of bullets, james bond style.))
+1 in Attributes =/= +1 in rolls.
The Attributes are just a subjective way of saying how skilled your character is in a certain field. So in a (4 vs. 1) situation, whereas a normal person would hit their target with one bullet, Jackie would hit them would two.
Post by: Flintus10 on October 27, 2012, 10:11:05 am
L.T Alfred fires a series of rounds at the crossbowman before he can get a shot off.
Post by: Zako on October 27, 2012, 01:04:27 pm
Post by: Geen on October 27, 2012, 03:46:23 pm
"Jolly Good that's one down. Now you sir, the one using that extremely ungentlemanly crossbow, I'm afraid you shall have to join your Roman playing friend in hell, sorry about that."I'm beginning to get flashbacks to Roll To Be A Gentleman Spy... Ah, those were the good old days.
L.T Alfred fires a series of rounds at the crossbowman before he can get a shot off.
Post by: TCM on October 28, 2012, 01:18:44 pm
Sherlock Holmes slows down the very pace of time, at least for himself. Looking at all the possible solutions that are available, he puts together the parts of a machination to take out the Vanguard in front of him. Let's hope it works. (3+1 vs. 6) Despite calculating everything from the trajectory of his attacks to the angle of the sun, Sherlock forgot about one crucial detail: Wind direction. As he chucks the ash from his Pipe at the Vanguard, a stiff breeze blows it back into his face. He starts wheezing and batting at his face, temporarily stunned by his own device. In the meantime, the Vanguard looks at his Greataxe, realizing that it's been tampered with. Tossing it to the ground, he switches out for his Halberd. Checking it out, the Vanguard finds no faults with it, and stabs at Holmes. (6 vs. 6) The detective trips over himself, causing him to barely dodge the spearhead aimed at his face.
Rainbow Dash puts on the Laurel Crown, before deciding to finish off the stunned Man-at-Arms. She zooms at him, Katana clutched in her mouth, (2 vs. 4+1) but he manages to roll on the ground and avoid the fatal slash, and chucks an Axe at Dashie as she flies away! (5 vs. 5) The Pegasus bats the Axe away with her Katana. "Nice try, loser."
Cyan Garamonde curses the curse of industrialism as he runs up the stairs of the audience seating. He sees the Crossbowman perching his weapon on the railing, scouting out his teammates. The Samurai roars with rage and charges at the bowman, his Katana pointed outwards. (3 vs. 4) The Crossbowman jumps back as Cyan jams his sword into the railing, shattering it. The Crossbowman puts his bow down and draws his Short Sword, yelling and hacking at Garamonde. (2 vs. 4) Cyan puts his Katana up and blocks the blows, as the two warriors become engaged in a duel.
Pinkamena Diane Pie, in her ever growing list of
The Boss taunts his enemies as he takes his biological-weapon of a Fart in a Jar, and chucks it at the Crossbowman. (1 vs. 4) The Crossbowman ducks and the Jar hits Cyan Garamonde in the face, causing him to fall to his knees and retch. Nice. The Crossbowman takes his weapon, gets on a knee, and launches the bolt at the Saint leader. (6+1 vs. 2) The bolt strikes him right in the skull! "You know, that's pretty fucking bad." He falls over, unconscious.
(Fatal Wound: 1 Turn left if not fixed, and bleeding halted.)
Gordon Freeman 2.0 raises his Crowbar with the intent of "dueling" Tybalt's face in. (4+1 vs. 5) He swings the Crowbar, but Tybalt ducks under it and tackles Gordon, grappling him to the ground.
Jackie Estacado switches his Pistols out for his Micro Uzi, pointing it up the higher levels and spraying the Archer. (3 vs. 2) The Archer remains nimble and dodges most of the bullets, but a lucky hit manages to strike him in the Left Ankle! He falls over. Simultaneously, the Arms of Darkness rush at the Rouge, who was just getting jumped by a hoard of mongols. (3 vs. 2) The Rouge jumps up and evades the Arms as they smash into the walls of the theater. One of the Arms smashes into the side of his head, sending him back to the ground.
King Arthur offers William Shakespeare a duel. He throws the Bard a Katana, except he can't because Dashie has it, and I forgot to change Arthur's status. Oops. Regardless, Shakespeare pulls out Twin Rapiers! "I/accept." Arthur throws his Shield to the ground. He jumps up on the stage. Both men bow and draw their blades. The King is the first one to attack. (5 vs. 1) His first attack actually manages to cut the Bard across his entire chest! He falls to the ground. "Ow/ow/ow/fuck you." Arthur bows and turns around, securing his duel victory.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle decides to fire off his Lee Enfield at the new exposed Crossbowman. (2 vs. 5) He gets caught up in such a patriotic fury, the Lieutenant just fires bullets randomly, giving the Crossbowman time to load his powerful weapon again.
The Archer gets back up after being shot, looking at Jackie Estacado. "I'll kill this demon!" He loads another arrow into his Longbow, and fires it off at the source of the Darkness. (1 vs. 2) The Arms of Darkness swat the Arrow out of the air. Jackie grunts and returns fire with a new clip in his Micro Uzi. (5 vs. 5) The Archer holds his head and runs down the stairs as the wooden interior around him is riddled with bullets.
The Man-at-Arms staggers to his feet, and looks over at The Boss. He almost goes to stab him, but the man is lying there with an arrow in his head. The soldier focuses his efforts on another target. He spots Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle shooting at his fellow Crossbowman. Supporting his ally, the Man-at-Arms charges the Colonel and swings his Mace, (2-1 vs. 4) but Wintle jumps out of the way and counter-fires, (4 vs. 1-1) shooting him in the Stomach!
The Vanguard swings his Halberd Axe at Sherlock Holmes! (2 vs. 5) Sherlock grips the Vanguard's arm, stopping him from swinging down, (5 vs. 2) and smashes the end of the Halberd into his Torso! The Vanguard wheezes and drops his weapon, which Holmes picks up.
The Knight sees King Arthur tear up his employer. Furious, before the King jumps off of the stage, the Knight throws his broken sword away and pulls out his Morning Star and Kite Shield. He jumps on the stage and swings his spiked club at Arthur, (6 vs. 2) and smashes it into his Lower Torso! The King falls to his knees as he is punctured by multiple spikes, and the Knight pulls out his weapon, leaving the King spurting blood like a shower head.
As Cyan Garamonde starts to recover from the Fart in a Jar, the Crossbowman charges him with his Short Sword. (1 vs. 4) Cyan deflects the attack, (5 vs. 6) and nearly decapitates the Crossbowman! He misses, the Katana cutting off some of the bowman's neck hairs.
The Rouge stands up and tries to maneuver through the Darkness Arms of Jackie Estacado. (5-1 vs. 2) He manages to sprint in between the arms and charge at Jackie. Distracted, Jackie is too late when the Rouge slashes him in the Right Forearm! He then shoves Jackie to the ground and grabs his Shotgun before he can react, and then flees the scene.
Tybalt grapples with Gordon Freeman 2.0. (4+1 vs. 6) The Prince of Cats raises his hand to smash Gordon's head, but Gordon pulls his Handcannon Revolver out and puts it to Tybalt's chest! (5 vs. 2-1) Freeman fires and the force is powerful enough to send Tybalt flying back a few feet. He lands sprawled out on the ground, dead with a gaping hole in his chest.
William Shakespeare gritted through his teeth to see his victorious opponent leave their duel. However, he sees a fortunate sight as King Arthur is struck by his Knight. Seizing the opportunity, Shakespeare fires both of his Pistols at the King of Anglos. (6 vs. 5) The shots hit the King in each of his Shoulder Blades, and come out of his Chest. He flies forward, flying off the center stage and onto the ground like the end of Scarface.
King Arthur has died!
Oops, almost forgot about the Elite Mongolian Warriors. "Avenge the white king! RAAAAAAHHHHHH!" The Mongols leap upon the stage and attack The Knight. (1 vs. 3) His swinging Morning Star keeps them at bay, (5 vs. 4) and he manages to bash in the skulls of several of them.
William Shakespeare
Health: Hit by Explosion, Shot in Left Leg, Large Chest Cut, Heavy Bleeding
Mood: Hey/I did/something.
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Post by: Johuotar on October 28, 2012, 01:29:50 pm
Cyan runs to The Boss to check if the basic medical knowledge all samurai have is enough to save a life today.
Post by: Tiruin on October 28, 2012, 01:33:23 pm
King Arthur feels his life ebb as he moves a gauntlet to his chest, seeing minute holes from the top of his plated shell. He wondered what kind of instrument could've performed such a feat - plate mail was the sturdiest armor known to man, able to deflect any blow of the blade and even blunt weaponry!
No matter. He would soon awaken in his land, awaiting the call for battle once more. He would return to his slumber off the coasts of man.
He wondered what it would've been to sacrifice himself instead, defending the rest from death instead of suffering this pitiful end at the hands of a magician.
This was an insult to his name. Whoever that bard was, didn't know the rites of a duel.
That dirty bastard.
Post by: Zako on October 28, 2012, 01:53:25 pm
"I'll teach you to steal from me!"
Time for the big guns! Pull out the AK and blast that damn archer to bits. Send an arm to attack the rouge and the other to devour the heart of Tybalt!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 28, 2012, 01:59:51 pm
Post by: TCM on October 28, 2012, 02:03:57 pm
((So who's next? Spinal? ))
Yes.
Post by: Flying Dice on October 28, 2012, 03:00:20 pm
Dashie turns her gaze to the honorless Bard, eyes narrowed.
"You bastard. H̷͛̒͛̾͑͛̂͑̾ͫͥ̑̂ͧ͒̈ͤ͡͏́҉̥̱̟̞̩̬͖̰̺̳̤̜͍̜͓̪̯̖E̴̟̭̜̼̙̞̤͇̘̯̳̱͒ͭ̂̽͢͠͠.̸̍̽ͬͨ͋̍̎͟͝҉̳̣̬̺̙͈̻̫͚̝̙̟̬͕ ̏ͭ̍͢҉͇͎̰̫̳̘̻̼͓̹̗̼̮̗̯̼S̸̛̻̠͚̹̠̻ͪ͊ͩ̽̑̑̓͢͡A̾̄ͫ̍̂̏̎ͯ̉͑̾ͮ͆̇̉̽͏̝͍͕̜̘͚̜͓̪̦̫̲̭̰̺ͅV̡͒̐̃̏̎̾̂͏̵̴̭̝̫͙̦̣͙̯̹͝E̵̵̸̛̥͈͚̘̱͆ͮͣ̈́̍͊̀ͭ̚̕Ḓ̦̱̗͚̭̬͍̹̟̖̟̩̳̩̼̱̩̲͆̎̆̒͛̐̈̄̔̉͐̔ͩ͜.̭̹̬̺͍̈̆̓͛ͯ̋͂̅ͯ͋̓́͗̈́ͩ̾̀̀͢͜͡ ̢̳͚̼̲̳͈̬̜͚̞̏ͥ̅ͯ̏̉͊́̕͞ͅM̓ͦ͗ͣ͗̓̊͊̒͟͏̷̠̳̬̪̥͔̦̺̺̮̩̯̘̭͓̬̹̰͟Y̴̢͕͚̭̯̤̱̙ͬ͛ͬͮ͢ͅͅ.̟̘͎̳̪̹̙̽ͥͪͩ͂̐͒͌̆̈̄̍̄̃̒͛ͩ͋̆̀̀̕͢ ̨̧̯̖̰͎̣͉̼̘̫̭̲̜̪ͯͯ̓̾͌ͨ̃͑̅͝͞Sͣͬ͐͊̓͌̅ͮ͋͌̽͗ͮͭ͌̀͏̶̧̪̻͉̯̥̗̺W̯͈̖̺̦̻͉̫̬͚̬̉̇ͤͭ̈̆ͬ͆̋ͣ̋̃̾̀̀̀̚͘O̴̫̜̞͙̫̩̳͛͋̓͒ͦ̅ͧͦ͟͜͞ͅR̢̻̭̜̫̝̹͎̩͍͚͔͙̤̻͛ͩͥͤ̈̽̃̾̏̂͂̏̾̕D̵͙͔͓̦͚͕̦̹̥̟͈̹̣ͮ̂̿͂ͯ̐̽͆͆ͬ̉ͩ̄̓̌̇ͧ.̸͉̺̗̤͇̝͋́̑̋ͨ̿͋̇ͪ̃͐ͮ̾̅ͮ̈̚ͅ"
Go apeshit stabbity on Shakespeare's face. Don't stop until there's nothing left but red sludge.
Post by: SealyStar on October 28, 2012, 03:08:06 pm
"K-King armored talking monkey?"
Dashie turns her gaze to the honorless Bard, eyes narrowed.
"You bastard. H̷͛̒͛̾͑͛̂͑̾ͫͥ̑̂ͧ͒̈ͤ͡͏́҉̥̱̟̞̩̬͖̰̺̳̤̜͍̜͓̪̯̖E̴̟̭̜̼̙̞̤͇̘̯̳̱͒ͭ̂̽͢͠͠.̸̍̽ͬͨ͋̍̎͟͝҉̳̣̬̺̙͈̻̫͚̝̙̟̬͕ ̏ͭ̍͢҉͇͎̰̫̳̘̻̼͓̹̗̼̮̗̯̼S̸̛̻̠͚̹̠̻ͪ͊ͩ̽̑̑̓͢͡A̾̄ͫ̍̂̏̎ͯ̉͑̾ͮ͆̇̉̽͏̝͍͕̜̘͚̜͓̪̦̫̲̭̰̺ͅV̡͒̐̃̏̎̾̂͏̵̴̭̝̫͙̦̣͙̯̹͝E̵̵̸̛̥͈͚̘̱͆ͮͣ̈́̍͊̀ͭ̚̕Ḓ̦̱̗͚̭̬͍̹̟̖̟̩̳̩̼̱̩̲͆̎̆̒͛̐̈̄̔̉͐̔ͩ͜.̭̹̬̺͍̈̆̓͛ͯ̋͂̅ͯ͋̓́͗̈́ͩ̾̀̀͢͜͡ ̢̳͚̼̲̳͈̬̜͚̞̏ͥ̅ͯ̏̉͊́̕͞ͅM̓ͦ͗ͣ͗̓̊͊̒͟͏̷̠̳̬̪̥͔̦̺̺̮̩̯̘̭͓̬̹̰͟Y̴̢͕͚̭̯̤̱̙ͬ͛ͬͮ͢ͅͅ.̟̘͎̳̪̹̙̽ͥͪͩ͂̐͒͌̆̈̄̍̄̃̒͛ͩ͋̆̀̀̕͢ ̨̧̯̖̰͎̣͉̼̘̫̭̲̜̪ͯͯ̓̾͌ͨ̃͑̅͝͞Sͣͬ͐͊̓͌̅ͮ͋͌̽͗ͮͭ͌̀͏̶̧̪̻͉̯̥̗̺W̯͈̖̺̦̻͉̫̬͚̬̉̇ͤͭ̈̆ͬ͆̋ͣ̋̃̾̀̀̀̚͘O̴̫̜̞͙̫̩̳͛͋̓͒ͦ̅ͧͦ͟͜͞ͅR̢̻̭̜̫̝̹͎̩͍͚͔͙̤̻͛ͩͥͤ̈̽̃̾̏̂͂̏̾̕D̵͙͔͓̦͚͕̦̹̥̟͈̹̣ͮ̂̿͂ͯ̐̽͆͆ͬ̉ͩ̄̓̌̇ͧ.̸͉̺̗̤͇̝͋́̑̋ͨ̿͋̇ͪ̃͐ͮ̾̅ͮ̈̚ͅ"
Go apeshit stabbity on Shakespeare's face. Don't stop until there's nothing left but red sludge.
I never got the technical aspects of zalgotext... how does it work in a technical sense? It's text, of course, since I can't "copy image"... but I don't think those symbols are even in the font database, let alone able to be columnized like that.
Post by: Flying Dice on October 28, 2012, 03:34:00 pm
((It's caused by the way in which some/most browsers render consecutive sub- and superscript characters. Each character is placed based relative to the last, so if you stack a bunch of superscripted characters it creates a column of text. Or something like that. Zalgo text generators work by taking the input text and adding a bunch of random characters (many of which you will normally only see in the symbols list of your word processor) in sub- and superscript positions.))"K-King armored talking monkey?"
Dashie turns her gaze to the honorless Bard, eyes narrowed.
"You bastard. H̷͛̒͛̾͑͛̂͑̾ͫͥ̑̂ͧ͒̈ͤ͡͏́҉̥̱̟̞̩̬͖̰̺̳̤̜͍̜͓̪̯̖E̴̟̭̜̼̙̞̤͇̘̯̳̱͒ͭ̂̽͢͠͠.̸̍̽ͬͨ͋̍̎͟͝҉̳̣̬̺̙͈̻̫͚̝̙̟̬͕ ̏ͭ̍͢҉͇͎̰̫̳̘̻̼͓̹̗̼̮̗̯̼S̸̛̻̠͚̹̠̻ͪ͊ͩ̽̑̑̓͢͡A̾̄ͫ̍̂̏̎ͯ̉͑̾ͮ͆̇̉̽͏̝͍͕̜̘͚̜͓̪̦̫̲̭̰̺ͅV̡͒̐̃̏̎̾̂͏̵̴̭̝̫͙̦̣͙̯̹͝E̵̵̸̛̥͈͚̘̱͆ͮͣ̈́̍͊̀ͭ̚̕Ḓ̦̱̗͚̭̬͍̹̟̖̟̩̳̩̼̱̩̲͆̎̆̒͛̐̈̄̔̉͐̔ͩ͜.̭̹̬̺͍̈̆̓͛ͯ̋͂̅ͯ͋̓́͗̈́ͩ̾̀̀͢͜͡ ̢̳͚̼̲̳͈̬̜͚̞̏ͥ̅ͯ̏̉͊́̕͞ͅM̓ͦ͗ͣ͗̓̊͊̒͟͏̷̠̳̬̪̥͔̦̺̺̮̩̯̘̭͓̬̹̰͟Y̴̢͕͚̭̯̤̱̙ͬ͛ͬͮ͢ͅͅ.̟̘͎̳̪̹̙̽ͥͪͩ͂̐͒͌̆̈̄̍̄̃̒͛ͩ͋̆̀̀̕͢ ̨̧̯̖̰͎̣͉̼̘̫̭̲̜̪ͯͯ̓̾͌ͨ̃͑̅͝͞Sͣͬ͐͊̓͌̅ͮ͋͌̽͗ͮͭ͌̀͏̶̧̪̻͉̯̥̗̺W̯͈̖̺̦̻͉̫̬͚̬̉̇ͤͭ̈̆ͬ͆̋ͣ̋̃̾̀̀̀̚͘O̴̫̜̞͙̫̩̳͛͋̓͒ͦ̅ͧͦ͟͜͞ͅR̢̻̭̜̫̝̹͎̩͍͚͔͙̤̻͛ͩͥͤ̈̽̃̾̏̂͂̏̾̕D̵͙͔͓̦͚͕̦̹̥̟͈̹̣ͮ̂̿͂ͯ̐̽͆͆ͬ̉ͩ̄̓̌̇ͧ.̸͉̺̗̤͇̝͋́̑̋ͨ̿͋̇ͪ̃͐ͮ̾̅ͮ̈̚ͅ"
Go apeshit stabbity on Shakespeare's face. Don't stop until there's nothing left but red sludge.
I never got the technical aspects of zalgotext... how does it work in a technical sense? It's text, of course, since I can't "copy image"... but I don't think those symbols are even in the font database, let alone able to be columnized like that.
Post by: Xantalos on October 28, 2012, 03:49:09 pm
Run at Vanguard, stab in throat with halberd, then use halberd as a pole vault, sailing through the air to land on the Knight's back. Snap his neck.
Post by: SealyStar on October 28, 2012, 05:15:13 pm
((It's caused by the way in which some/most browsers render consecutive sub- and superscript characters. Each character is placed based relative to the last, so if you stack a bunch of superscripted characters it creates a column of text. Or something like that. Zalgo text generators work by taking the input text and adding a bunch of random characters (many of which you will normally only see in the symbols list of your word processor) in sub- and superscript positions.))"K-King armored talking monkey?"
Dashie turns her gaze to the honorless Bard, eyes narrowed.
"You bastard. H̷͛̒͛̾͑͛̂͑̾ͫͥ̑̂ͧ͒̈ͤ͡͏́҉̥̱̟̞̩̬͖̰̺̳̤̜͍̜͓̪̯̖E̴̟̭̜̼̙̞̤͇̘̯̳̱͒ͭ̂̽͢͠͠.̸̍̽ͬͨ͋̍̎͟͝҉̳̣̬̺̙͈̻̫͚̝̙̟̬͕ ̏ͭ̍͢҉͇͎̰̫̳̘̻̼͓̹̗̼̮̗̯̼S̸̛̻̠͚̹̠̻ͪ͊ͩ̽̑̑̓͢͡A̾̄ͫ̍̂̏̎ͯ̉͑̾ͮ͆̇̉̽͏̝͍͕̜̘͚̜͓̪̦̫̲̭̰̺ͅV̡͒̐̃̏̎̾̂͏̵̴̭̝̫͙̦̣͙̯̹͝E̵̵̸̛̥͈͚̘̱͆ͮͣ̈́̍͊̀ͭ̚̕Ḓ̦̱̗͚̭̬͍̹̟̖̟̩̳̩̼̱̩̲͆̎̆̒͛̐̈̄̔̉͐̔ͩ͜.̭̹̬̺͍̈̆̓͛ͯ̋͂̅ͯ͋̓́͗̈́ͩ̾̀̀͢͜͡ ̢̳͚̼̲̳͈̬̜͚̞̏ͥ̅ͯ̏̉͊́̕͞ͅM̓ͦ͗ͣ͗̓̊͊̒͟͏̷̠̳̬̪̥͔̦̺̺̮̩̯̘̭͓̬̹̰͟Y̴̢͕͚̭̯̤̱̙ͬ͛ͬͮ͢ͅͅ.̟̘͎̳̪̹̙̽ͥͪͩ͂̐͒͌̆̈̄̍̄̃̒͛ͩ͋̆̀̀̕͢ ̨̧̯̖̰͎̣͉̼̘̫̭̲̜̪ͯͯ̓̾͌ͨ̃͑̅͝͞Sͣͬ͐͊̓͌̅ͮ͋͌̽͗ͮͭ͌̀͏̶̧̪̻͉̯̥̗̺W̯͈̖̺̦̻͉̫̬͚̬̉̇ͤͭ̈̆ͬ͆̋ͣ̋̃̾̀̀̀̚͘O̴̫̜̞͙̫̩̳͛͋̓͒ͦ̅ͧͦ͟͜͞ͅR̢̻̭̜̫̝̹͎̩͍͚͔͙̤̻͛ͩͥͤ̈̽̃̾̏̂͂̏̾̕D̵͙͔͓̦͚͕̦̹̥̟͈̹̣ͮ̂̿͂ͯ̐̽͆͆ͬ̉ͩ̄̓̌̇ͧ.̸͉̺̗̤͇̝͋́̑̋ͨ̿͋̇ͪ̃͐ͮ̾̅ͮ̈̚ͅ"
Go apeshit stabbity on Shakespeare's face. Don't stop until there's nothing left but red sludge.
I never got the technical aspects of zalgotext... how does it work in a technical sense? It's text, of course, since I can't "copy image"... but I don't think those symbols are even in the font database, let alone able to be columnized like that.
I've scoured the symbols list, and never seen about 90% of those.
Post by: Geen on October 28, 2012, 06:19:24 pm
Apply Rocket Proppeled Flaming-knife-chainsaw to Shakespeare's face.
Post by: Flintus10 on October 28, 2012, 06:33:55 pm
Alfred kicks the man-at-arms near him in the head and then pulls his pistol from its holster and places it against the knights helmet. "Your ungentlemanly conduct has embarrassed my country, this is unforgivable." He pulls the trigger.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 29, 2012, 01:44:15 am
Use innate Saint healing abilities.
Post by: Tersr on October 29, 2012, 02:09:55 pm
Post by: TCM on October 29, 2012, 04:51:12 pm
Cyan Garamonde, while engaging the Crossbowman, looks over to see The Boss dying with an arrow in his head; the arrow came from the same man who he is dueling. However, honor before vengeance, and he shoves the Crossbowman down on his back before running down the stairs into the main area, and kneeling next to the Saint. "Don't worry, I'm very well trained in this area! (Fun Fact: He isn't.) He attempts to use all he learned in basic medicine as part of his Samurai training to heal his partner. (2) He looks at the wound...yeah, maybe if this was a simple cut or cohesion he could do something, but this will require an actual doctor, and it would be more risky for him to get involved. "....Actually, good luck." He stands up and bows.
King Arthur dies.
Jackie Estacado whips out his AK47 from his jacket and points it at the first level of seats. He unloads a volley at the Archer, (2 vs. 3) who ducks under the seats and manages to draw his bow under fire. Knocking it, he fires an arrow off at Jackie, (3 vs. 6) which completely misfires and goes in some other direction. Jackie empties his clip, vowing to finish this later. He turns his attention to the Rouge. One of his arms goes on the attack, (6 vs. 2) and the Rouge sees this and tries to run. The arm doesn't waste anytime and simply bites his head and eats his skull! The Rogue crumples and drops the Shotgun. The second Arm goes to Tybalt's chest to get his heart, but it looks like Gordon Freeman 2.0 blew it up with his revolver.
Rainbow Dash avenges the savior of her Katana, King Arthur! She flies at breakneck speeds towards William Shakespeare, pointing her blade straight for his face. (1 vs. 2) At the last second, Shakespeare, who is still laying on his back, moves his head, and Dashie sticks her sword into the stage! She struggles trying to pull it out, as Will stands up and grabs one of his Rapiers and thrusts right at her! (5 vs. 3) He impales it straight through her ribcage and pulls it out, causing her to bleed everywhere. He runs away and fetches his second Rapier.
Sherlock Holmes charges the Vanguard with his Halberd, the spear-end pointed at it's wielders throat. (4 vs. 1) The Vanguard dodges but the Halberd manages to go into his chest anyways. As he screams in pain, Sherlock jumps on the Halberd. The Vanguard falls backwards, and the detective uses the propulsion to jump at the Knight. (4 vs. 3) "What the-?!" Before he can finish, Holmes wraps his arm around the Knight's unprotected neck. The Knight starts gasping for air as he runs around trying to throw Sherlock off of him.
Pinkamena Diane Pie, seeing William Shakespeare mess with all of her friends, fires a fiery Flaming Knife Chainsaw of Death (rights reserved) at the Bard. (6 vs. 4) It misses, though it does have the effect of lighting his face on fire. "AAAAH/HHHH/HHHH/I sayeth."
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle proceeds over to the Man-at-Arms, who is on his knees, clutching his stomach. (4 vs. 3) Wintle kicks him in the head, knocking him over. He then walks towards the Knight, pulling out his Webley. His original intention was to shoot the Knight execution style, but now the Knight is running around with Sherlock Holmes on his back. The Lieutenant takes a firing stance and aims his weapon, (1 vs. 4) and manages to shoot Sherlock in the Left Hand. The Detective falls off the Knight, cursing his fellow Englishman, as the Knight wheezes. Angrily, the armored man stumbles towards the Colonel, swinging his Morning Star at him, (2 vs. 5) but Alfred combat rolls behind the Knight. "Such brashness." He stands up and dusts off his uniform.
The Boss lays on the ground. His subconscious reaches into the back of his mind...(5) and the bleeding somehow stops. He wakes up. Well, he's alive. Still, he did lose a ton of blood, and the arrow is still in his head.
Seconds later, the giant Oleg busts through the side of the theater. Seeing the status of his boss, he runs over and lifts the leader to his feet. "What happened to you?
Oleg joins the party!
Gordon Freeman 2.0 stands up, wiping Tybalt's blood off his suit. He looks around for another suitable target...well, the Crossbowman is definitely causing trouble for his team. Gordon pulls out The Legendary Crossbow and aims for the man at the rafters. He lets one arrow go. (2 vs. 5) The Crossbowman jumps as an arrow embeds itself in a wooden support pillar next to him. He mutters something to himself about "Bloody Rag-Tag Cunts" and puts a bolt into his sniping tool.
The Archer perks his head over the balcony, tired of getting shot at. He begins firing a non-stop volley of arrows at Jackie Estacado. (6 vs. 3) Jackie takes an arrow to both the Left Lung and his Stomach. This would be enough to kill an ordinary human, but he's definitely not ordinary. Still, that hurts really badly.
The Man-at-Arms stands up, disoriented, and stumbles around. As he regains full vision, he sees Sherlock Holmes complaining about his hand. The Man-at-Arms runs at the detective's side, and swings his flanged mace. (6 vs. 3) He smashes Sherlock's skull, sending him to the ground, unconscious and bleeding. (Fatal Wound: 1 Turn Left)
The Vanguard flails around a bit on his back while being impaled. Grunting, he puts his hands around the shaft (If you thought "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL" Fuck you.) of the Halberd and pulls it out. (4) He groans but manages to pull it out without bleeding everywhere, and stands up slowly. He sees his assailant is lying unconscious. Taking the Halberd, he marches behind Gordon Freeman 2.0 and swings the hook-end at him. (6 vs. 6) Gordon reacts at the last second, and the hook manages to give him a small haircut, but nothing else.
The Knight spins around and roars in a bestial rage, charging at Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle. (4 vs. 1) The Morning Star flies at Daniel, who sidesteps it easily. "Your tactics are brutish and unrefined, no match for-" The Knight then smashes the Lieutenant in the face with his shield, dislocating his jaw and breaking his nose.
The Crossbowman, now loaded, pokes his head out to look at the battlefield. He spots the same Samurai, Cyan Garamonde, who tried dueling with him before. He lifts up his weapon to eye-level and points it dead-center at Cyan. (3+1 vs. 2) Cyan sniffs the air. "What's that smell?" He looks at his Left Leg and sees a bolt sticking out of it. "Oh."
William Shakespeare dunks his fiery face in a nearby bucket of water. (4) He gasps and pulls his face out, charred by the raging flames. He looks over at the pink pony. "Pinkamena Diane Pie/now you die/and..../GAHHHHHH!" Devoid of all sense of his usual witty demeanor, the half-faced looking Shakespeare pulls out his twin pistols and fires them at Pinkamena. (1 vs. 1) He misses. Caught up in rage, he holsters his Pistols and draws his twin Rapiers, running straight at the pony. (6 vs. 5) Pinkamena fires a shot from her cannon, but William leaps right over them like some Naruto shit. "Silly Bill, you think you can-"; As the Bard lands he drives both of his Rapiers through P.D.P.'s chest, and pulls them out. Pinkie Pie's usual color returns, and she spins around derp-faced, dying like an actor in a bad movie. (A clever last-breath shot at Shakespeare perhaps?) "~Oh nooooooooo~" She twirls around on her hind leg one more time and falls flat on the ground and....dissolves into a pink puddle. Is that supposed to happen?
Pinkamena Diane Pie di-....melted?
The Elite Mongolian Warriors see this unfold. "AVENGE THE QUEEN! AAAAHHHHH!" The mob of them charge William Shakespeare. (5 vs. 1) The Bard pulls out his Twin Pistols. "You think a barge of barbarians/armed with scimitars and-" An arrow flies through the air and hits William through the eye. "Well/I'm dead." He bows and dies. The Mongols cheer.
William Shakespeare has been slain!
Spoiler: Shakespeare's Men (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 05:02:27 pm
Post by: Johuotar on October 29, 2012, 05:04:49 pm
Use swordtech.
Post by: TCM on October 29, 2012, 05:09:08 pm
((So it's Spinal, and Forlance, if Grimm and the other guy aren't responding. Right?))
We'll see.
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 05:37:27 pm
Sherlock induces lucid dreaming and sows his own head, hand, and thigh back together in his sleep. He will then get up and perform the move called 'shoryuken' that he learned from his studies to the man-at-arms' testicles.
"Healing would be greatly appreciated, chaps."
Post by: Geen on October 29, 2012, 05:39:08 pm
A few last words gurgle out of the pinky-puddle: So long... And thanks for all the fish.
I hope that's a sufficiently fourth-wall breaking hint at my next character.
Post by: Tersr on October 29, 2012, 05:48:47 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on October 29, 2012, 05:54:22 pm
L.T Alfred grabs Shakespeare's dueling rapiers and plunges them both through the knight's face.
Post by: Geen on October 29, 2012, 06:09:39 pm
(Forum-fu skills too weak to attach image)
Name: Arthur Dent
Class Type: Hoopy Frood/Galactic Hitchhiker
+3 Sandwich making
+1 to Towel Use
42: 6 becomes 42, meaning either massive amounts of awesome or total and utter overkill.
Need for Tea: REALLY wants a cup of tea
Infinite Improbability Drive: 4 turn cooldown. Causes something random to happen. No control over what, how or anything except when.
Items/Equipment: Dressing gown, towel, Babel Fish (translates everything).
Description: From Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! He survived Earth's removal to make a hyperspace bypass, and now hitchhikes around the universe on various crazy adventures involving dolphins, aliens, alcohol, and using Scrabble tiles to contact his subconscious.
Post by: TCM on October 29, 2012, 06:31:54 pm
Here it is!
(Forum-fu skills too weak to attach image)
Name: Arthur Dent
Class Type: Hoopy Frood/Galactic Hitchhiker
+3 Sandwich making
+1 to Towel Use
42: 6 becomes 42, meaning either massive amounts of awesome or total and utter overkill.
Need for Tea: REALLY wants a cup of tea
Infinite Improbability Drive: 4 turn cooldown. Causes something random to happen. No control over what, how or anything except when.
Items/Equipment: Dressing gown, towel, Babel Fish (translates everything).
Description: From Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy! He survived Earth's removal to make a hyperspace bypass, and now hitchhikes around the universe on various crazy adventures involving dolphins, aliens, alcohol, and using Scrabble tiles to contact his subconscious.
Right under the bold button there a button that says insert image. Click it, and copy & paste the URL of the image you want.
It should look like: [img]*put the url here*[/img.]
Also, character sheets go in the OOC thread.
Post by: Geen on October 29, 2012, 06:34:08 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 29, 2012, 06:47:33 pm
Throw the electric grenade at the crossbowman. That thing has a wide area of effect, it can't miss. Then, kill him with the explosive rounds of the .45s
Post by: Powder Miner on October 29, 2012, 06:48:19 pm
Like, Shakespeare killed Arthur, sure, but he was mostly comic relief. The crossbowman's nearly killed The Boss, wounded people, and avoided being hit even once.
I love it when the enemies outlive and/or outperform their bosses. (see: Yoga instructor, Piecewise, and now the crossbowman)
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 07:08:35 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 29, 2012, 07:09:57 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:35:37 pm
(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Merasmus.png/300px-Merasmus.png)
Name: Merasmus
Class Type:
+1 Magicalness
+1 Against People wearing Red
+1 Lying
-1 Anger Management
Detests Raccoons
-1 against arrows
Staff Bolt (Sends a trio of green bolts out of the top of his staff, setting nearby enemies on fire and sending them skywards. 2 Turn CoolDown)
Bomb Shower (Pulls out the Bombinomicon, sending a wave of bombs flying out onto the battlefield. If someone is hit by a bomb directly, it sticks on their head, increasing their speed but leaving them unable to attack. If they manage to make it to Merasmus within 1-2 turns, it will explode on him and stun him, leaving him open to attack and giving him a -2 to defence. 4 Turn Cooldown)
Prop Hunt (When about to die, he will spread random cosmetic items like Barrels and chairs across the battlefield, hiding in one. If he is not found in two turns, he will be healed and back in the fight. If he is found, he dies.
Items/Equipment: Bombinomicon, an ancient tome with an angry face with a bomb in it's mouth on the front. Sentient.
Staff of Wooden-ness, a magical-ish staff that hits hard and is infused with the powers of both fire and air. At the same time.
Description: After he left his body to attack the red team, Soldier burned his body, leaving him to find another. He ended up finding out that his body wasn't burned, and what soldier burned was actually one of his pet racoons. After slaughtering the RED team, he decided he needed someone else to align with. He chose the H.O.E.S. Not willingly, but Luna overpowered him, yapping on about them needing his abilities. Silly pony...
Post by: TCM on October 29, 2012, 07:41:35 pm
Also, since you aren't really paying attention to it, here:
(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Merasmus.png/300px-Merasmus.png)
Name: Merasmus
Class Type:MagiciWIZARD!
+1 Magicalness
+1 Against People wearing Red
+1 Lying
-1 Anger Management
Detests Raccoons
-1 against arrows
Staff Bolt (Sends a trio of green bolts out of the top of his staff, setting nearby enemies on fire and sending them skywards. 2 Turn CoolDown)
Bomb Shower (Pulls out the Bombinomicon, sending a wave of bombs flying out onto the battlefield. If someone is hit by a bomb directly, it sticks on their head, increasing their speed but leaving them unable to attack. If they manage to make it to Merasmus within 1-2 turns, it will explode on him and stun him, leaving him open to attack and giving him a -2 to defence. 4 Turn Cooldown)
Prop Hunt (When about to die, he will spread random cosmetic items like Barrels and chairs across the battlefield, hiding in one. If he is not found in two turns, he will be healed and back in the fight. If he is found, he dies.
Items/Equipment: Bombinomicon, an ancient tome with an angry face with a bomb in it's mouth on the front. Sentient.
Staff of Wooden-ness, a magical-ish staff that hits hard and is infused with the powers of both fire and air. At the same time.
Description: After he left his body to attack the red team, Soldier burned his body, leaving him to find another. He ended up finding out that his body wasn't burned, and what soldier burned was actually one of his pet racoons. After slaughtering the RED team, he decided he needed someone else to align with. He chose the H.O.E.S. Not willingly, but Luna overpowered him, yapping on about them needing his abilities. Silly pony...
I saw it in the OOC Thread.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 29, 2012, 07:59:20 pm
((But you didn't say anything. Nothing. Not even an 'Okay'. I just needed to know it existed.))Also, since you aren't really paying attention to it, here:
(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Merasmus.png/300px-Merasmus.png)
Name: Merasmus
Class Type:MagiciWIZARD!
+1 Magicalness
+1 Against People wearing Red
+1 Lying
-1 Anger Management
Detests Raccoons
-1 against arrows
Staff Bolt (Sends a trio of green bolts out of the top of his staff, setting nearby enemies on fire and sending them skywards. 2 Turn CoolDown)
Bomb Shower (Pulls out the Bombinomicon, sending a wave of bombs flying out onto the battlefield. If someone is hit by a bomb directly, it sticks on their head, increasing their speed but leaving them unable to attack. If they manage to make it to Merasmus within 1-2 turns, it will explode on him and stun him, leaving him open to attack and giving him a -2 to defence. 4 Turn Cooldown)
Prop Hunt (When about to die, he will spread random cosmetic items like Barrels and chairs across the battlefield, hiding in one. If he is not found in two turns, he will be healed and back in the fight. If he is found, he dies.
Items/Equipment: Bombinomicon, an ancient tome with an angry face with a bomb in it's mouth on the front. Sentient.
Staff of Wooden-ness, a magical-ish staff that hits hard and is infused with the powers of both fire and air. At the same time.
Description: After he left his body to attack the red team, Soldier burned his body, leaving him to find another. He ended up finding out that his body wasn't burned, and what soldier burned was actually one of his pet racoons. After slaughtering the RED team, he decided he needed someone else to align with. He chose the H.O.E.S. Not willingly, but Luna overpowered him, yapping on about them needing his abilities. Silly pony...
I saw it in the OOC Thread.
Post by: TCM on October 29, 2012, 08:08:06 pm
((But you didn't say anything. Nothing. Not even an 'Okay'. I just needed to know it existed.))Also, since you aren't really paying attention to it, here:
(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/8c/Merasmus.png/300px-Merasmus.png)
Name: Merasmus
Class Type:MagiciWIZARD!
+1 Magicalness
+1 Against People wearing Red
+1 Lying
-1 Anger Management
Detests Raccoons
-1 against arrows
Staff Bolt (Sends a trio of green bolts out of the top of his staff, setting nearby enemies on fire and sending them skywards. 2 Turn CoolDown)
Bomb Shower (Pulls out the Bombinomicon, sending a wave of bombs flying out onto the battlefield. If someone is hit by a bomb directly, it sticks on their head, increasing their speed but leaving them unable to attack. If they manage to make it to Merasmus within 1-2 turns, it will explode on him and stun him, leaving him open to attack and giving him a -2 to defence. 4 Turn Cooldown)
Prop Hunt (When about to die, he will spread random cosmetic items like Barrels and chairs across the battlefield, hiding in one. If he is not found in two turns, he will be healed and back in the fight. If he is found, he dies.
Items/Equipment: Bombinomicon, an ancient tome with an angry face with a bomb in it's mouth on the front. Sentient.
Staff of Wooden-ness, a magical-ish staff that hits hard and is infused with the powers of both fire and air. At the same time.
Description: After he left his body to attack the red team, Soldier burned his body, leaving him to find another. He ended up finding out that his body wasn't burned, and what soldier burned was actually one of his pet racoons. After slaughtering the RED team, he decided he needed someone else to align with. He chose the H.O.E.S. Not willingly, but Luna overpowered him, yapping on about them needing his abilities. Silly pony...
I saw it in the OOC Thread.
Sorry, I just check the OOC Thread periodically. I saw it and went off to do a little more research on the character.
Post by: Flying Dice on October 29, 2012, 08:40:28 pm
Dashie waves at the Mongolians as she flies up into the rafters, attacking the crossbowman.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 29, 2012, 09:32:18 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on October 29, 2012, 09:34:03 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2012, 09:35:55 pm
((Uh...do we really need 3 guys attacking the crossbowman?))I need one healing me in case my skull-stitching and subsequent shoryuken to the nuts while sleeping doesn't work.
Post by: Zako on October 29, 2012, 09:46:38 pm
Fire at the archer with the AK while walking over to grab my shotgun. Use one demon arm to eat the heart of the rouge and the other to attack that damn archer from below his feet, skewering him through the floorboards!
Post by: Tersr on October 29, 2012, 09:54:44 pm
((Gordon, why don't you use the console to heal him?))Shit I can still do that? Okay.
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Post by: Tiruin on October 29, 2012, 11:19:04 pm
The crossbowman is the real boss anyway.((I feel like this is an insult to me.))
Like, Shakespeare killed Arthur, sure, but he was mostly comic relief. The crossbowman's nearly killed The Boss, wounded people, and avoided being hit even once.
I love it when the enemies outlive and/or outperform their bosses. (see: Yoga instructor, Piecewise, and now the crossbowman)
Post by: Flying Dice on October 30, 2012, 12:00:14 am
((Uh...do we really need 3 guys attacking the crossbowman?))((Yes. Unequivocally so.))
Post by: Powder Miner on October 30, 2012, 08:52:36 am
I chose Piecewise because he even had a turn named after him :pThe crossbowman is the real boss anyway.((I feel like this is an insult to me.))
Like, Shakespeare killed Arthur, sure, but he was mostly comic relief. The crossbowman's nearly killed The Boss, wounded people, and avoided being hit even once.
I love it when the enemies outlive and/or outperform their bosses. (see: Yoga instructor, Piecewise, and now the crossbowman)
Post by: Tiruin on October 30, 2012, 09:06:46 am
Post by: Flying Dice on October 30, 2012, 10:16:30 am
((First sentence. Second line. I got killed be an idiot of comic relief.))((You could also take that to mean that you were comic relief.))
Post by: Tiruin on October 30, 2012, 10:22:18 am
Post by: Flying Dice on October 30, 2012, 11:23:49 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 11:21:32 pm
Post by: Tiruin on October 30, 2012, 11:22:51 pm
((You should have been playing as Arturia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_%28Fate/stay_night%29) instead of Arthur. You would have lasted longer. :P))((I could reserve that character.
But then the waitlist is sooo long. So...))
Post by: TCM on October 30, 2012, 11:23:22 pm
((Btw, TCM, now that it's been accepted, i'd like to change my character to a BLUE Merasmus, please!))
Got it.
Post by: Xantalos on October 30, 2012, 11:26:25 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on October 31, 2012, 06:25:15 am
Post by: TCM on October 31, 2012, 06:47:44 am
TCM, could I change to a navy Roland Deschain?
Changed it.
Rolling for the next turn guys, doesn't look good...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 31, 2012, 10:10:45 am
((Good for us, maybe?))TCM, could I change to a navy Roland Deschain?
Changed it.
Rolling for the next turn guys, doesn't look good...
Post by: Flying Dice on October 31, 2012, 11:39:43 am
((Eh, it only took about an Act to get Dashie back into action, and there are usually a lot of people that don't respond and get knocked back. In any case, the sooner you reserve a spot, the sooner you'll be back in. :))))((You should have been playing as Arturia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_%28Fate/stay_night%29) instead of Arthur. You would have lasted longer. :P))((I could reserve that character.
But then the waitlist is sooo long. So...))
Post by: Tiruin on October 31, 2012, 11:49:44 am
((Eh, it only took about an Act to get Dashie back into action, and there are usually a lot of people that don't respond and get knocked back. In any case, the sooner you reserve a spot, the sooner you'll be back in. :))))((You should have been playing as Arturia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_%28Fate/stay_night%29) instead of Arthur. You would have lasted longer. :P))((I could reserve that character.
But then the waitlist is sooo long. So...))
((Reserve/Waitlist back as Sky Blue Arturia!))
Post by: TCM on October 31, 2012, 02:34:49 pm
((Eh, it only took about an Act to get Dashie back into action, and there are usually a lot of people that don't respond and get knocked back. In any case, the sooner you reserve a spot, the sooner you'll be back in. :))))((You should have been playing as Arturia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_%28Fate/stay_night%29) instead of Arthur. You would have lasted longer. :P))((I could reserve that character.
But then the waitlist is sooo long. So...))
((Reserve/Waitlist back as Sky Blue Arturia!))
Make a character sheet in the OOC Thread please. :3
Post by: Geen on October 31, 2012, 04:11:28 pm
Post by: TCM on October 31, 2012, 05:34:10 pm
Cyan Garamonde charges up his SwordTech.
Sherlock Holmes dies whilst laying in his own pool of brain blood. Fortunately, his subconscious is as coherent as his normal consciousness, and he wakes up in a physical manifestation inside his own mind. "Peculiar. Perhaps if I exist metaphysically I will restore my cognitive functions." (1) A light appears in the distance. Sherlock walks towards it, perhaps it was a way out? He stepped in to it and reappears back in London. In front of him...Steampunk Mecha Moriarty! "You will never escape me Holmes! Soon, I will have you, and all of the universe at my hands!" Sherlock points at him. "You will never Moriarty, for as long as I am here fighting! No matter where you are, you will always have to face me, master of space and time,
On the battlefield, Sherlock disappears into thin air.
Sherlock Holmes has died! (And transcended.)
"Thanks for all the fish!" Pinkie melts.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle picks up Shakespeare's Twin Rapiers and thrusts them both into the faceplate of the Knight. (2 vs. 6) The Knight lifts his Kite Shield and deflects both swords off of it.
(3 vs. 5) He swings his Morning Star at the Lieutenant, who dodges it again and sighs.
The Boss, now recovered from his near-death experience, tosses an Electric Grenade at the Crossbowman's platform. (2 vs. 2) It explodes prematurely in the air, creating an area of electricity, and then it dissipates. The Boss shrugs and fires his Dual Shepard .45s at the bowman. (3 vs. 6) The bullets explode around him, but fail to do any damage. The Crossbowman peaks his head up and fires another bolt dead at the Boss. (5+1 vs. 4) As the bolt flies at the Saint he simply raises his hands and yells, "Seriously?!" He gets struck in the Torso, piercing his vitals. He flies back and dies instantly.
The Boss has died!
Rainbow Dash gives the Mongolians a friendly wave as she flies at the Crossbowman, Katana in her mouth. (6 vs. 1) He ducks and dodges her blade. "Ha ha ha! You imbeciles will never take on me! But it seems my army is dead, so I'll take a tactical retreat." He jumps on the banister facing the outside of the Globe, and spots a thick bale of hay a few stories bellow. "Until next time, Farewell!" He jumps off and flies to the ground....
-Meanwhile, outside The Globe-
"You think hiding all the knives under the hay is going to work?" "Yes, as long as no one finds ou-" *shplink*
Jackie Estacado directs his rage at the Archer, firing his AK47 into his hiding place. (6 vs. 5) The Archer turns to run, but a bullet pierces his mid-spine. He falls on his face, paralyzed from the waist-down. He tries crawling away. The Arms of Darkness go to work. One moves towards the Rouge and buries into his chest, devouring his heart. The nourishment stops Jackie's bleeding. The other goes under the floorboards and bursts out next to the Archer. As it rears it's head, he screams, "No!" (1 vs. 6) The Darkness opens it's mouth, and the Archer takes a last resort that might work; firing at the Darkness. (5 vs. 2) The arrow flies at the Darkness and manages to hurt it? The arrow impales itself into the Darkness's open mouth, stabbing it. It screeches and retreats. Jackie falls to his knees in intense pain. He hears the Darkness talking within, "WHAT IS THIS? WHAT KIND OF WEAPONRY IS CAPABLE OF HURTING ME?!" In the back of his mind, Jackie hears Celestia's laugh.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 opens the console to heal his team! (2) He gets a Banana.
The Archer crawls to the edge of the floor so he can see outside. He sees Jackie Estacado in a vulnerable state. Seeing the opportunity to finish him off, the soldier grabs the banisters and lifts himself up. He places another arrow into his Longbow. He shuts one of his eyes and lines up the shot perfectly. He releases. (6 vs. 2) Jackie fells something ram into him. There is no pain. But there is an arrow sticking out of his neck. He falls to the side, convulsing and shivering. "NO! I WON'T LET YOU DIE!!!" "But I will." Jackie stops moving...and then erupts into a cloud of black smoke and dark flames.
Jackie Estacado has died!
The Man-at-Arms sees his work is done with Sherlock Holmes. He picks up his Mace and runs at Cyan Garamonde. (1 vs. 3) The skimming attack doesn't manage to penetrate Cyan's U.S. Army armor. (3 vs. 6) Cyan slashes back but the nimble soldier maneuvers away from the Katanas. His SwordTech is charged....
The Vanguard rushes at Gordon Freeman 2.0 jumping off the ground and screaming, launching a sprint attack at the doctor! (2 vs. 3) Gordon rolls under the attack and the Vanguard sticks his Halberd into the floor. Gordon pulls out his Uzi. (5 vs. 1) As the Vanguard struggles, Freeman shoves the Uzi inside his faceplate. He gulps in surprise as Gordon holds the trigger for a couple seconds. The warrior falls back, he won't need that Halberd anymore.
The Knight roars and swings again at Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle. (1 vs. 5) The Lieutenant evades by jumping off onto the stage. "It seems I posses the height advantage. Oh well, farewell by countryman!" He points his Lee Enfield at the Knight. (4 vs. 1) The rifle flares up and the bullet pierces the Knight's armor. However, it does slow it down, so the bullet enters the Knight's chest only a bit. Not enough to kill him, but enough to make him mad. Just as Wintle puts his rifle away, he sees the Knight climbing onto the stage. "Not done yet are we?"
"AVENGE THE LORD OF DARKNESS! RAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The Elite Mongolian Warriors, all 20 of them, run into the stands, quickly ascending to the Archer's floor. The Archer scans the area for more targets, but feels that someone has come up besides him. "Halt! Who dares-" (1 vs. 2) He jerks his head as an arrow flies by it, and then realizes a gang of armored men with weapons is charging him. He finally equips his Shortsword. "Come on then, I'll show you how an Englishman fights!" He counter-charges them. (6-1 vs. 2) He doesn't notice that his strikes are off center, as he cuts down swaths of the oriental men. In the space of about a minute and a half, Mongol bodies are lying everywhere. A few still stand, but the Archer advances at them. "Come on!"
"No! NO!" Oleg shakes The Boss's body. "...it is far too late. Goodbye valiant king. You fought well." He gingerly lays the purple man on the ground. "I will not however, be stopped in the slaying of you cowards!" The hulking giant rushes at the Man-at-Arms. (3 vs. 4+1) Oleg sweeps his arm at the soldier, but he athletically jumps out of the way. (4 vs. 1) The warrior then leaps up and smashes his spiked Mace against the behemoth of a man's face, one of his few weak-points. He stumbles back, part of his face shredded up.
Spoiler: Shakespeare's Men (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
.....I think it's time I give out some helpful hints.
1. Doing two attacks in one turn, while doubling the potential amount of damage, also doubles your chances of being counter-attacked.
2. In the beginning, the party had Twilight Sparkle. She functioned as a Medic. At that time, the average deaths per battle was about 1, sometimes 0. In the post-Twilight-Medic-Sparkle party, there's been two battles in which a majority of the party died. Consider the implications.
Post by: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 05:39:18 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on October 31, 2012, 05:51:01 pm
Post by: mcclay on October 31, 2012, 05:52:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 31, 2012, 05:55:33 pm
Ha! without me you will all die!I could've ben a medic, but then the man-at-arms killed me. Please make him feel pain for me. Also...
Sherlock's hat floats to Wintle. "As the only Englishman left, it falls to you to mantain British honor. To that end, have my hat."
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 31, 2012, 06:36:46 pm
Point taken. I'll make a sheet for the Medic from TF2 shortly :D
Post by: TCM on October 31, 2012, 07:00:13 pm
Hngggggggggggggggg
Point taken. I'll make a sheet for the Medic from TF2 shortly :D
Make a Medic sheet for any another Medic besides that one. I'm going to write up sheets for the rest of the TF2 Classes soon.
Post by: ansontan2000 on October 31, 2012, 07:38:34 pm
Hngggggggggggggggg
Point taken. I'll make a sheet for the Medic from TF2 shortly :D
Make a Medic sheet for any another Medic besides that one. I'm going to write up sheets for the rest of the TF2 Classes soon.
Hngx2
In that case, add me as blue Simo Hayha.
Post by: Flying Dice on October 31, 2012, 07:48:16 pm
"Hey! You're killing those other monkeys that I liked!"
Katana. Stab 'n' slash. Archer. RD knows the drill.
Post by: Flintus10 on October 31, 2012, 08:33:35 pm
"Do not lose heart Men and Steeds, FOR GREAT BRITAN!"
Use Rally call! and then continue rapier frenzy, stabbing through the visor of the knights helmet.
Post by: Zako on October 31, 2012, 09:05:32 pm
Also, damn that celestria! She's tainted their weapons with her godly light!
Post by: Tersr on October 31, 2012, 10:04:19 pm
Fiddle with the console and heal party.
Post by: Powder Miner on October 31, 2012, 11:03:55 pm
"But it seems my army is dead, so I'll take a tactical retreat.":D
Post by: Cassandra on October 31, 2012, 11:49:00 pm
Post by: TCM on November 01, 2012, 06:55:45 am
((Add me to the waitlist as pink Gordon Freeman SVEN, if possible. Medic!))
((Um, what's SVEN? :3))
Post by: Cassandra on November 01, 2012, 10:21:52 am
Post by: TCM on November 01, 2012, 04:33:36 pm
((Ah. It's a community project for Half Life. The first game... Not too many differences in load-out. Although, when one thinks about it... Just how many arsenals does Freeman have? O.o))
Alright, how does this effect the game?
Post by: Doomblade187 on November 01, 2012, 06:55:49 pm
((Ah. It's a community project for Half Life. The first game... Not too many differences in load-out. Although, when one thinks about it... Just how many arsenals does Freeman have? O.o))
From what little I can tell (though I've never played the games myself really), the number averages out around 3, I think. At least.
Post by: Geen on November 01, 2012, 07:58:05 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on November 01, 2012, 08:27:17 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on November 01, 2012, 08:44:08 pm
((I'm sort of surprised that Freeman has never used the console to give himself the super gravity gun.))
((... That's a good point. It's almost like those uber ray guns from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", except it can do gravity gun things. Someone keep the super gravity gun in mind.))
Post by: TCM on November 02, 2012, 06:09:32 pm
Post by: Johuotar on November 02, 2012, 06:17:52 pm
Post by: TCM on November 03, 2012, 10:26:29 pm
Rainbow Dash flies up to the Archer's viewpoint. "Hey, you've been killing my favorite monkey people! Now I'll kill you monkey man!" The Pegasus grips her Katana in her mouth and flies at the Archer, (5 vs. 1) He stands up and Rainbow passes him cleaning, the curved blade cutting his upper torso off of the rest of his body. The lower half of him falls back and sprays blood, while the upper half is flung off of the audience seating level and onto the ground, landing with a *splat*.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle bows his head in respect to his comrade and dons said comrade's hat. "Do not lose heart my fellows, we still have a battle to win! Let us destroy England! FOR WE ARE TRUE GREAT BRITAIN-MEN! YAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (1) Wintle's Non-British allies look at him awkwardly. "...well....Bah, the I'm the Lone Englishman! Not the first time before I've been on my own..." (Failed Rally Call: Bruised Pride: -1 to all rolls for himself this turn) He walks dejectedly up to the Knight. "Mornin'." (5-1 vs. 2) Wintle thrusts one of Shakespeare's Twin Rapiers through the Knight's visor. It jams through, taking out one of the Knight's eyes. "GEEERGH!" The Knight flails and stumbles back, losing half of all his peripheral vision.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 opens the Console. "/healparty-all.exe./" (4) The machine works to a general effect, stopping Rainbow's bleeding, fixing Wintle's nose, and restoring consciousness to some Mongols.
Cyan Garamonde unleashes his Sword-Tech on the Man-at-Arms weakpoint: His body. Or head. Or limbs. (5 vs. 4+1) The Man-at-Arms jumps and flips through the air like an acrobat, dodging the deadly attack. Cyan looked suprised, no one had come away from a Sword-Tech attack like that.
The Man-at-Arms spins on his heel as he lands and charges Cyan Garamonde with his signature sprinting attack. (2 vs. 1) He misses the strike, but sticks his leg out and manages to kick Cyan lightly in the chest as he passes. Cyan's armor absorbs the blow.
The Knight roars at Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle and charges like a barbarian. (3-1 vs. 2) Wintle sighs and sidesteps the giant, sending him charging past. "Will you just hurry with it and die? I'm a very busy man."
The Elite Mongolian Warriors reunite with their resurrected comrades and celebrate like how they usually do; slaughtering. They roar and leap from the audience area, landing on the ground with expert rolls, and immediately standing up and charging the Man-at-Arms. (6 vs. 4) The Man-at-Arms raises his Spiked Mace. "You wrecked Christendom one too many times Mongols, and I-" A Turkish Saber cuts across his midsection, spilling out blood and disemboweling him. "Well damn." He proceeds to die.
Oleg picks the Knight up in his hands. "You think that you posses the prowess of a skilled Knight? If so, how am I able to do this?" (1 vs. 5) The giant squeezes his hands, but the Knight swings his Morning Star at his attacker's head. (2 vs. 1) The club tears Oleg's lip, causing him to drop the Knight. "I've had it with this spiked weaponry!"
Spoiler: Shakespeare's Men (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes of Equestria (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tersr on November 03, 2012, 10:27:47 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on November 04, 2012, 12:19:04 am
Attempt to convince to knight to preserve his English dignity by killing himself, if that doesn't work shoot him in the face.
Post by: Johuotar on November 04, 2012, 05:56:04 am
Post by: Flying Dice on November 04, 2012, 11:28:42 am
"That's why you don't wear metal, stupid!"
Post by: TCM on November 04, 2012, 12:20:01 pm
Gordon Freeman 2.0 unleashes his Uzi on the Knight. (4 vs. 2-1) The bullet don't make it far past the Knight's armor, but they do manage to give him all sorts of flesh wounds. He staggers back.
"Perhaps you should just face the inevitable and go on with your day?" This advice comes from Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle. (2 vs. 3-1) The Knight seems unsure of this. The Lieutenant rolls his eyes and points his Webley Revolver at the Knight's head. (4 vs. 3-1) The bullet crashes into the Knight's helmet, penetrating it and slamming into his skull. The Knight is merely unconscious, not dead....but even if he wakes up he won't be in a state to fight anymore.
Victory!
A brilliant dark-purple wave of light descends from the sky and envelops the arena. The H.O.E.S. are healed.
Loot:
Longbow
Shortsword (Tampered)
Light Plate Armor
Mace
Throwing Axes
Chain Mail
Greataxe (Tampered)
Halberd
Heavy Plate Armor
Greatsword (Tampered)
Morning Star
Kite Shield
Crossbow
Shortsword
Curved Dagger
Throwing Knives
Tybalt's Rapier
Poisoned Blade of Hamlet
Roman General Armor
Scutum Shield
Gladius Sword
Pila Javelin
Pugio Dagger
Plumbatae Darts
The Bard's Clothes
Shakespeare's Twin Pistols
Pinkie Pie's:
R.ocket P.ropelled C.hainsaw
Butcher Knife
Scalpel
WWI Trench Helmet
Amputation Kit
King Arthur's:
Plate Armor
Sword
Shield
Jackie Estacado's:
Dual 1911s
Micro Uzi
Shotgun
AK47
Sherlock Holmes's:
Disguises
Pipe
The Boss's:
Dual .45 Shepards
Dual Tek Z-10
The Penetrator
Grave Digger
K-8 Krukov
Annihilator
McManus 2015
Fragmentation Grenades
Molotov Cocktails
Farts in a Jar
Electric Grenades
Phone
Turkish Sabers
Composite Bows
Halberds
Anti-Cavalry Lances
Augmented Mongolian Armor
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Johuotar on November 04, 2012, 12:51:48 pm
Post by: Geen on November 04, 2012, 02:47:56 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on November 04, 2012, 03:22:53 pm
(i.e. if it will incur negative bonuses, don't take it)
Post by: Tersr on November 04, 2012, 09:35:41 pm
Also eat the banana, last time I had food on me, I died.
Post by: Flintus10 on November 05, 2012, 10:18:56 pm
Edit: Remember that I am a cavalry officer and not a mere grunt and throw the helmet back down in disgust. Reprimand self.
Post by: Xantalos on November 05, 2012, 11:14:38 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 09:43:26 am
Post by: Flying Dice on November 06, 2012, 12:41:28 pm
Post by: Tiruin on November 06, 2012, 01:24:08 pm
"Keep quiet, me."))
Post by: Caellath on November 06, 2012, 01:33:30 pm
Post by: Tiruin on November 06, 2012, 01:39:23 pm
Oh no, stuck with the conception of inventory and weight limit. :P Nobody even tried to give Sun Tzu a good burial other than sending him with that song in his dying hearing.
Fun fact: Hearing is the last sense you'll have before death. So ouch.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 01:54:07 pm
Post by: TCM on November 06, 2012, 08:02:45 pm
Cyan Garamonde drops his Tanto Knife and walks over to pick up the Poisoned Blade of Hamlet. He inspects both side of it. It has a feint green glow, and has the aura of dooming anyone who comes into contact with it's blade.
Rainbow Dash swoops down and tosses Jackie's Micro Uzi in her bandolier. She also straps Pinkie's Rocket Propelled Chainsaw machine onto her back. She tries to get on the Light Plate Armor, but that R.P.C. takes up too much room for armor.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 takes The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades and Cell phone.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle picks up The Bard's Pistols. Then, he picks up the WWI Trench Helmet before throwing it to the ground. "Bah, this is the helmet of a pawn! If I find headgear suitable for one of my rank, then I will equip it. Sherlock Holmes's Pipe rolls towards Wintle.
Soon, the Lunar Army storms into the Globe, troops pouring in and aerial vehicles buzzing overhead. A pony plants a flag of the army in the center stage.
The Communicator turns on!
"We request that Thou make their way to the center of London, where the reinforcements shall appear, and new instructions shall be giveth."
The Communicator turns off!
Loot:
Longbow
Shortsword (Tampered)
Light Plate Armor
Mace
Throwing Axes
Chain Mail
Greataxe (Tampered)
Halberd
Heavy Plate Armor
Greatsword (Tampered)
Morning Star
Kite Shield
Crossbow
Shortsword
Curved Dagger
Throwing Knives
Tybalt's Rapier
Poisoned Blade of Hamlet
Roman General Armor
Scutum Shield
Gladius Sword
Pila Javelin
Pugio Dagger
Plumbatae Darts
The Bard's Clothes
Shakespeare's Twin Pistols
Pinkie Pie's:
R.ocket P.ropelled C.hainsaw
Butcher Knife
Scalpel
WWI Trench Helmet
Amputation Kit
King Arthur's:
Plate Armor
Sword
Shield
Jackie Estacado's:
Dual 1911s
Micro Uzi
Shotgun
AK47
Sherlock Holmes's:
Disguises
Pipe
The Boss's:
Dual .45 Shepards
Dual Tek Z-10
The Penetrator
Grave Digger
K-8 Krukov
Annihilator
McManus 2015
Fragmentation Grenades
Molotov Cocktails
Farts in a Jar
Electric Grenades
Phone
Turkish Sabers
Composite Bows
Halberds
Anti-Cavalry Lances
Augmented Mongolian Armor
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Yay, more players! I just want to note that ForlanceAbice hasn't been on this forum for months, so I'm taking him off the Wait-list. I'll just give a PM in case he ever gets back on.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 06, 2012, 08:15:22 pm
A puff of green smoke appears in meeting spot of the H.O.E.S, and a Tall, Robed man wielding a large stick steps out of it.
"You people just be lucky I'm agreeing to help you. If it weren't for that Moon Pony back at the base, I would be destroying you all right now. Anyway, let us get to this."
MERASMUS HAS RELUCTANTLY JOINED THE PARTY!
Post by: Tersr on November 06, 2012, 10:09:53 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on November 06, 2012, 10:25:36 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 07, 2012, 03:14:15 am
When the H.O.E.S. reach London, they are quickly approached by a lone orange mare wearing a Stetson cowboy hat who appears out of a nearby alleyway.
"I heard ya'll were looking fer some backup. Ma name's Applejack, and I'm here to help out against Celestia."
Ever since the whole war between the Lunar Republic and the Solar Empire broke out, Applejack was determined to stay out of the whole conflict so she could stay home on the farm and look after her family. After all, if she left Sweet Apple Acres behind how could she be sure that the rest of her family would be safe?
However, after she started seeing her friends come back from the front-lines all injured and shell shocked, and in the case of Pinkie Pie not even coming back at all, AJ felt that she couldn't just stay out of the war anymore. Now she's determined to do her part and kick as much flank as possible to avenge all her fallen friends.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 07, 2012, 11:39:26 am
"There. Even if I'm trapped here, at least I'll be rich."
He wanders up to the H.O.E.S.
"You're the hoes right? My name is... Well, my name doesn't matter. What matters more is my class. I am a pastamancer, wielder of the eldritch abilities found within noodles. Their dark abilities are subject to my will, due to my intense training and specialized equipment."
He holds the spoon high, and with a magical crackle, a bolt of dry noodle fires from it like a musket ball.
"Let's kick some dictator ass."
Post by: Flying Dice on November 07, 2012, 12:43:52 pm
Post by: Johuotar on November 07, 2012, 01:36:21 pm
Post by: TCM on November 07, 2012, 03:56:40 pm
Follow the party to London. (TCM, the knife I dropped is still in my inventory, though I dont mind if it doesnt burden me.)
I guess I forgot. You get to keep it then, lucky you. :3
Post by: TCM on November 08, 2012, 07:22:15 pm
Also, next battle will have knights and early-guns and that sort of stuff like the last. However, I've decided to add some interesting new twists to it as well....
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 08, 2012, 07:46:42 pm
As he appears, he takes a look at the allies... something tells him that this will not end well, even if his armor can withstand anything short of a LAW Rocket.
No matter... this Guardian is ready to fight against Celestia, even if it means sacrificing himself to save the others.
Post by: Powder Miner on November 08, 2012, 10:01:53 pm
Faintly in the distance, American music can be heard, and it becomes louder as its source comes closer- Teddy Roosevelt one of the originals, and AMERICAN! He appears to have stitch marks and a few burn scars on his neck, and proudly grabs his rifle wait what where did that even come from? (America) "Hello fellow fighters for liberty. It's been a while."
Post by: TCM on November 08, 2012, 10:03:25 pm
((I miss mid-combat waitlist-enterings))
There still will be mid-combat entrances. Just wait and see. :3
Post by: Flying Dice on November 08, 2012, 10:55:29 pm
((I miss mid-combat waitlist-enterings))"He-ey, I remember you! Long time no see!"
Faintly in the distance, American music can be heard, and it becomes louder as its source comes closer- Teddy Roosevelt one of the originals, and AMERICAN! He appears to have stitch marks and a few burn scars on his neck, and proudly grabs his rifle wait what where did that even come from? (America) "Hello fellow fighters for liberty. It's been a while."
Post by: ansontan2000 on November 09, 2012, 04:52:33 am
Post by: TCM on November 09, 2012, 05:54:07 pm
With the new folks in tow, a Special Forces pony of the Lunar Army gives the H.O.E.S. a new target. He displays a picture:
(http://mrsdexplorersproject.wikispaces.com/file/view/hernando_cortez.jpg/188014851/hernando_cortez.jpg)
"This man is Hernando Cortes , one of the greatest conquistadors in Spanish history. We attempted to intercept him while he was ported in Spain, but his ship left earlier than expected. He's sailing for the Americas in order to make outposts, as well as gain set up new trade routes for Celestia. We can not let this happen. We have information on his Vessel:"
The Hispaniola
- Created in the same fashion as an old Conquistador Ship, with several modern upgrades.
Sailors: 250
Guards: 500
Gunners: 130
Cannons: 65
- Numbers do not include Cortes's personal bodyguard.
"Despite his fearsome ship, we have equipped a powerful one for your group as well:"
L.R.S. Crater
- Made to be contemporary style to Cortes's vessel. However, it's modeled after a pirate ship. Aargh!
Sailors: 325
Guards: 400
Gunners: 480
Cannons: 70
- Contains small boats that can be launched and used to board enemy ships.
"She's not as fast or well guarded as El Hispaniola. But her guns are the most devastating in the terms of naval warfare we've seen so far!" The stallion motions to the big, black, armored pirate ship near the London docks. "It has a captain and everything. Should be a few days before you reach Cortes and his ship. You can go into London and get whatever you need, then board the ship immediately. Hail Luna!" He salutes.
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Flying Dice on November 09, 2012, 05:56:57 pm
"ARRGH MATIES! ALL ABOARD THAT's COMIN' ABOARD!"
Post by: TCM on November 09, 2012, 05:58:31 pm
I wish Pinkie was here. I love her "singer" outfit, and it would fit in this type of setting. :<
EDIT: Actually, that gives me an idea.... How would you guys like it if 'Dead' characters made guest appearances? :3
Post by: Flying Dice on November 09, 2012, 06:02:07 pm
Post by: Johuotar on November 09, 2012, 06:06:30 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on November 09, 2012, 07:11:23 pm
Post by: mcclay on November 09, 2012, 07:24:36 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 09, 2012, 07:32:57 pm
Either way I like the idea.
Post by: TCM on November 09, 2012, 07:35:06 pm
So TCM would you be playing the characters in the guest appearances or the players who played them in the first play?
Either way I like the idea.
I'm still thinking about that. Depends on what the players want.
Post by: Xantalos on November 09, 2012, 08:24:57 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 09, 2012, 09:04:51 pm
"Well, I assume I won't be getting any bonuses or anything... So, I'm ready to go."
Post by: TCM on November 09, 2012, 09:25:28 pm
((Would you mind if I added a few items? Mostly just his equipment?))
"Well, I assume I won't be getting any bonuses or anything... So, I'm ready to go."
Yeah, as you didn't put any in his character sheet. I'll put it in when you say what he's got.
Post by: Flintus10 on November 10, 2012, 12:18:09 am
Board the ship in a gentlemanly manner.
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 10, 2012, 01:02:48 am
Board the ship, though taking the middle to maximize Range and/or avoid knockback damage, takes no additional possessions.
During the Navel battle, will ready the Telekinesis Plasmid to intercept the first Cannonball shot from the Hispaniola.
((I am pretty confident when shells fly I'll be ready to catch them))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 10, 2012, 02:32:39 am
That's a mighty fine six-shooter you got there... Teddy was it?
((Hey TCM, do I still start out with the lasso? I feel like that could make for a sweet way to board Cortes' ship.))
Post by: TCM on November 10, 2012, 10:00:58 am
Board the Pirate Ship
That's a mighty fine six-shooter you got there... Teddy was it?
((Hey TCM, do I still start out with the lasso? I feel like that could make for a sweet way to board Cortes' ship.))
Oh yes you do, I forgot. :3
Post by: Tersr on November 10, 2012, 11:00:59 am
Post by: Geen on November 10, 2012, 03:51:53 pm
Post by: TCM on November 10, 2012, 06:06:29 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 10, 2012, 07:59:20 pm
"Now. Teddy, is it? You seem like the cocky type. I will say this once. And ONLY once. You will NOT get in my way. My last encounter with a over-patriotic Red-Suited man ended...not too well, let's say."
Post by: Powder Miner on November 13, 2012, 12:51:31 am
Post by: TCM on November 13, 2012, 03:57:23 pm
Post by: TCM on November 13, 2012, 09:35:01 pm
Rainbow Dash flies onto the ship doing her best pirate impression.
Cyan Garamonde exchanges one of his Katanas and his Tanto Knife for a Bow and Arrows.
Teddy Roosevelt takes his Pistol from Cyan and steps on board.
Pastamancer walks on.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle strides on board, ready to witness the marvel of his homeland's naval superiority.
Delta gets on board and stands in the middle of the ship, trying not to cause any sort of weight dis-balance.
Applejack trots aboard the ship.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 boards.
Merasmus floats onto the ship.
Rainbow Dash flies down to the bottom of the ship, where she finds a costumed surprise waiting for her. "Heya Dashie!" Rainbow recoils. "Pinkie Pie? Why are you here? Did you...you know...melt?" "Silly Dashie, I'm here because I've been resigned as non-combatant bizzle-bazzle! I'm not the only one here you know!" Pinkie points to a pegasus in a nurse's outfit. "Rainbow Dash! Oh...my." She blushes. "...That still doesn't answer my-"
Voyage: Day 3
Well, it looks like the L.R.S. won't be at it's destination for a little bit. It's occupants on board can figure out how to spend the rest of their pre-battle free time...
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 13, 2012, 09:38:06 pm
"Alright then. What's the plan?"
Post by: Flying Dice on November 13, 2012, 10:23:02 pm
I didn't expect to meet you here, Spitfire. Say, how about we go off somewhere and check our vitals~?"
Stay occupied until combat.
Post by: Powder Miner on November 13, 2012, 11:20:20 pm
Post by: Tersr on November 13, 2012, 11:35:27 pm
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 13, 2012, 11:39:21 pm
Delta also stands guard while preping the Plasmid in defense of the ship.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 14, 2012, 12:17:01 am
Post by: Flintus10 on November 14, 2012, 01:22:00 am
If the captain is incompetent then respectfully request that he/she steps down in favor of someone with more leadership ability (And British-ness).
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 14, 2012, 02:58:33 am
Post by: Johuotar on November 14, 2012, 05:45:54 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 14, 2012, 06:15:47 pm
Merasmus floats down to the hold, inviting the other new magic-user down with him. Maybe they could hone their skills a bit.Pastamancer gives a shrug and follows.
Train with Merasmus.
Post by: Geen on November 15, 2012, 12:55:58 am
Post by: mcclay on November 15, 2012, 01:26:03 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 15, 2012, 01:03:33 pm
The nurse Outfit and the ''oh ... my'' felt like Flutters but with the sexual tension it looks more like Spitfire.
Post by: Flying Dice on November 15, 2012, 02:56:21 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 15, 2012, 05:22:19 pm
Btw Fluttershy had Orange Text too :P
Post by: TCM on November 15, 2012, 06:12:57 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 15, 2012, 06:37:56 pm
...
:o
Post by: Powder Miner on November 15, 2012, 07:02:52 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 15, 2012, 07:04:22 pm
Can we for once have something involving ponies that doesn't steer into that direction?I'm fairly sure this will stay on the violence thing.
Post by: Flying Dice on November 15, 2012, 08:43:56 pm
Just because your horny.((Just because I'm running with a joke TCM made waaaay back when RD got put on a bus by that nuke.))
Post by: Xantalos on November 15, 2012, 08:50:47 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on November 15, 2012, 08:55:38 pm
Post by: Geen on November 15, 2012, 09:03:48 pm
...
I'm so sorry.
Post by: TCM on November 15, 2012, 09:06:32 pm
What is this, a shipping thread?
...
I'm so sorry.
Well then. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ)
Post by: Flying Dice on November 15, 2012, 09:24:21 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 16, 2012, 03:36:43 pm
((Just because I'm running with a joke TCM made waaaay back when RD got put on a bus by that nuke.))
As i remember it, in the beginning you wanted to hit on NPC-Fluttershy when I started playing her ;D
~I'm sorry for running away everyone. But I .. I was just so scared. To excuse I made cookies for you all.~
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Geen on November 16, 2012, 06:18:21 pm
((I'll keelhaul you for that.))I REGRET NOTHIN-GLUGGLUGGLUG
Post by: Flying Dice on November 16, 2012, 07:12:39 pm
((By the way, here's who'll be providing the theme music for this story arc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw)))((I'll keelhaul you for that.))I REGRET NOTHIN-GLUGGLUGGLUG
Post by: TCM on November 17, 2012, 06:59:00 pm
Day 17: Captain's Log:
~I must say that the H.O.E.S. were not at all the type of elite squad unit that you would expect at the high levels of dignity that their rank bestows. For example, today I noted various things.
Rainbow Dash is often with that other orange pegasus. Spitfire I believe? I've seen amiability between my own soldiers, but they seem uncannily close. Is that the right word? Regardless, I don't know what they're up to in her quarters exactly, but it is loud enough to keep me up at night...
Meanwhile, Theodore Roosevelt is off trying to teach my crew the finer points of fireworks, hunting, beer and good pies; he seems to be oblivious to that fact that all of his subjects are well known in England, but he's so passionate that they let him go off on his tirades.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 is a quiet gentleman, but I wonder if that number in his name suggests that he is robotic, which would explain a lot. He spends a lot of his day messing around on what he calls the 'Console', a forearm-computer device which allows him to do all sorts of interesting things. He's tried calling for reinforcements but to no avail, but he has found the text-to-speech device which allows him to communicate with everyone on board.
Speaking of robots, we received what I thought was an AI-controlled humanoid. However, I learned it actually has a brain and is in fact semi-organic within it's giant suit of armor. It is a Big Daddy machine, it's particular model being called Delta. It simply stands motionless in the middle of the deck, and when asked about anything, it replies that it is simply guarding the ship.
Merasmus and the Pastamancer are the wizards of the party. Magic users, including unicorns, have always seemed to have eccentric tendencies, and these two are no exception. Whatever, they are soldiers on this mission also, I just hope their chants manage to strike Cortez's ship and not my own...
So far I haven't minded the antics of the H.O.E.S., except for Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle, who barged into my deskroom and demanded I show him my capabilities as a captain or I would be forced to step down. I was able to stop this by asking him about what the abilities and responsibilities of a good admiral. I then shoved him into a closet, but he did not resist, and only went on a speech lasting for several hours.
Cyan Garamonde is the first Samurai I have seen in flesh and blood. Interestingly enough he wanted a source for incendiary arrows, so we were happy to give him some of our excess Lamp Oil.
I must admit in this secrecy that I do hold some fear of The Hispaniola. The Lunar army's airplanes, submarines and missiles have all been deflected or destroyed by that beast of a ship.
However the cheerful demeanor of us all has made me a bit less anxious, especially the sweet mares. One night, we heard a rumbling noise out on the deck. We rushed out to see what was going on and found Applejack bucking the main mast. When questioned, she responded that the mast seemed as strong as an apple tree. I could never truly understand the rural ponies, but oh well, she's fine. Along with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy who are both quite attractive in their own, opposite, ways. If only I was a younger colt and not an old sea dog...
This is Captain Admiral Waverider, signing off.~
[/i]~I must say that the H.O.E.S. were not at all the type of elite squad unit that you would expect at the high levels of dignity that their rank bestows. For example, today I noted various things.
Rainbow Dash is often with that other orange pegasus. Spitfire I believe? I've seen amiability between my own soldiers, but they seem uncannily close. Is that the right word? Regardless, I don't know what they're up to in her quarters exactly, but it is loud enough to keep me up at night...
Meanwhile, Theodore Roosevelt is off trying to teach my crew the finer points of fireworks, hunting, beer and good pies; he seems to be oblivious to that fact that all of his subjects are well known in England, but he's so passionate that they let him go off on his tirades.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 is a quiet gentleman, but I wonder if that number in his name suggests that he is robotic, which would explain a lot. He spends a lot of his day messing around on what he calls the 'Console', a forearm-computer device which allows him to do all sorts of interesting things. He's tried calling for reinforcements but to no avail, but he has found the text-to-speech device which allows him to communicate with everyone on board.
Speaking of robots, we received what I thought was an AI-controlled humanoid. However, I learned it actually has a brain and is in fact semi-organic within it's giant suit of armor. It is a Big Daddy machine, it's particular model being called Delta. It simply stands motionless in the middle of the deck, and when asked about anything, it replies that it is simply guarding the ship.
Merasmus and the Pastamancer are the wizards of the party. Magic users, including unicorns, have always seemed to have eccentric tendencies, and these two are no exception. Whatever, they are soldiers on this mission also, I just hope their chants manage to strike Cortez's ship and not my own...
So far I haven't minded the antics of the H.O.E.S., except for Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle, who barged into my deskroom and demanded I show him my capabilities as a captain or I would be forced to step down. I was able to stop this by asking him about what the abilities and responsibilities of a good admiral. I then shoved him into a closet, but he did not resist, and only went on a speech lasting for several hours.
Cyan Garamonde is the first Samurai I have seen in flesh and blood. Interestingly enough he wanted a source for incendiary arrows, so we were happy to give him some of our excess Lamp Oil.
I must admit in this secrecy that I do hold some fear of The Hispaniola. The Lunar army's airplanes, submarines and missiles have all been deflected or destroyed by that beast of a ship.
However the cheerful demeanor of us all has made me a bit less anxious, especially the sweet mares. One night, we heard a rumbling noise out on the deck. We rushed out to see what was going on and found Applejack bucking the main mast. When questioned, she responded that the mast seemed as strong as an apple tree. I could never truly understand the rural ponies, but oh well, she's fine. Along with Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy who are both quite attractive in their own, opposite, ways. If only I was a younger colt and not an old sea dog...
This is Captain Admiral Waverider, signing off.~
Just as soon as Waverider finishes his log entry, one of the crew members bust in. "The El Hispaniola has been sighted sir!" Waverider jumps up and gallops quick to the center deck. "Target spotted! Mobilize!" There is a sudden explosion of movement as the crew and H.O.E.S. move to their respective positions. Spitfire attempts shaking Rainbow awake, as usual. Masts are mounted, guns are loaded. "There she is captain, broadside!" Sure enough, off in the distance, a behemoth of a ship can be seen. "She's too far to hit right now boys, save your shots until I say so! Through my spyglass, it looks like Cortez's bodyguard consists of:
The Hispaniola
- Created in the same fashion as an old Conquistador Ship, with several modern upgrades.
Sailors: 250
Guards: 500
Gunners: 130
Cannons: 65
- Numbers do not include Cortes's personal bodyguard.
Conquistador #1: Out to conquer the new world with Cortez.
Items: Espada-Ropera Sword, Conquistador Armor Set
Health: Fine
Conquistador #2: Is on the trip to convert the natives to Catholicism.
Items: Alabarda Halberd, Conquistador Armor Set
Health: Fine
Conquistador #3: Just here for the money.
Items: Hacha Axe, Conquistador Armor Set
Health: Fine
Ballestero: Like the last crossbowman, but more Spanish.
Ballesta takes 1 turn to load. +1 when fired.
Items: Ballesta Crossbow
Health: Fine
Artillero: Hey look, guns!
Items: Mosquete Musket
Health: Fine
Músculo: A big bruiser rippling with muscles.
Items: Pants
Health: Fine
Bucanero: Apparently, there's also Spanish pirates.
Items: Espada Embarque Sword, Trabuco Naranjero Blunderbuss
Fine
Amante: She's as beautiful as she is deadly.
Items: Whip, Throwing Knives, Battles Dress
Health: Fine
Músico: Listen to those sexy-ass melodies.
Can inspire teammates and distract enemies.
Items: Spanish Trumpet, Spanish Guitar
Health: Fine
And on the top of the central mast of the ship:
"GOOOOLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD!"
Hernando Cortez
Health: Fine
Mood: Stop those ponies! I need my gold!
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: ansontan2000 on November 17, 2012, 07:18:36 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 17, 2012, 07:18:56 pm
"The adventure begins."
Pastamancer summons his Mortar Shell, then fires upon the hull of the Hispanola.
Post by: Flying Dice on November 17, 2012, 07:32:39 pm
Get topside, fly far up above the ships, and form a massive stormcloud. Say, large enough that it would be more effective if used in an attack.
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 17, 2012, 08:02:11 pm
Maintained Readied Actions to use Telekinesis, while aiming clearly at the sails of the enemy ship.
((Yea this is my third Readied Action without a trigger, what a maroon))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 17, 2012, 08:04:28 pm
Shoot a bolt of fire (Did I mention the bolts of fire he can shoot?) at the Ballestero!
Post by: TCM on November 17, 2012, 08:05:37 pm
Delta stood as a Sentinal ready to give the enemy ship a surprize, though he calculates his plans.
Maintained Readied Actions to use Telekinesis, while aiming clearly at the sails of the enemy ship.
((Yea this is my third Readied Action without a trigger, what a maroon))
Can you name what object you are going to propel?
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 17, 2012, 08:38:43 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on November 17, 2012, 10:12:19 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 17, 2012, 10:40:49 pm
Post by: Tersr on November 18, 2012, 01:12:36 am
Post by: Flintus10 on November 18, 2012, 06:23:17 am
Post by: Johuotar on November 18, 2012, 06:37:51 am
Post by: TCM on November 19, 2012, 06:43:32 pm
The L.R.S. Crater and La Hispaniola turn at each other until they are parallel. "Fire the cannons, broadside!" barks out the admiral. (1 vs. 2) There is a volley of exploding cannons as the first naval attack of the battle is commenced. However, most of the cannonballs fall short, and the ones that do hit are only skimping shots. Shortly after, there are a series of explosions from the opposite ship. "Brace yourselves!" (1 vs. 6) All of La Hispaniola's shots are way off. And a fire starts on that ship.
The Pastamancer sets up his pasta mortar and pasta shell. Carefully angling the machine, he fires the first attack from the H.O.E.S. (5 vs. 3) The shell pops up and whizzes through the air with a familiar whizzing sound. It smashes into the mid-section of the side of La Hispaniola, taking out 8 Cannons.
Rainbow Dash goes for a more indirect attack. Flying into a sky, she pulls one of the clouds out of the sky and starts contorting it into a storm cloud. (2) It just becomes a regular raincloud.
Delta stands ready, his Telekinetic fingers twitching, awaiting a cannon ball to come close enough to the L.M.S. Crater to intercept.
Merasmus shoots a bolt of fire at el Ballestro! (6 vs. 4) The bolt hits him in the chest, and before he can blink he's totally aflame and running around wildly.
"Come on men, let's raise the flag of America on La Hispaniola!" (1) Teddy Roosevelt is ignored. (Dejection: -1 to all rolls next turn)
Applejack swings her lasso high. "I've never lassoed a ship before, but I suppose there's a firs' try for everythin'!" El Hispaniola is about three football fields away in distance. This might take a while.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 opens up the console and tries calling for help. (3) He summons Rebel!
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle has cannons of his own. He draws the Bard's Pistols and fires them at the Musculo. Being that he's firing early firearms at a sniping distance, he surprisingly misses. So he reloads and fires again. And again. And again. And again. (3 vs. 2) A random shot manages to hit the Musculo in the foot.
As the ship pulls closer, Cyan Garamonde takes out his bow. He loads it up and starts firing multiple flaming arrows at El Hispaniola. (4 vs. 1) One of his arrows flies into the guard compound and starts a fire. Dozens of guards are killed as a result. Cyan can see some of them running outside and jumping into the water below.
Ellos Conquistadors, Bucanero, and with 80 Guards board onto 3 smaller ships. The ships are detached from the larger one and start coming towards the L.M.S. Crater at a surprisingly fast speed.
The Ballestero tries to find some water on deck, on account of being a burning man. (5) He pours a bucket over himself, extinguishing the flames. He sighs in relief.
El Artillero sees Rainbow Dash fiddling with a random cloud. He raises his Mosquete and fires at her. (1 vs. 2) He misses. (2 vs. 1) The raincloud comes over and rains directly on him.
El Musculo takes a random cannonball and chucks it at Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle. Delta, however, intercepts the cannonball! (3 vs. 2) He chucks it back at the Musculo. The cannon misses it's target but strikes the deck near El Musculo, and he is hit in the leg by shrapnel!
La Amante gives a cat-like grin as she chucks a knife at the Pastamancer. (2 vs. 4) The knife lands between his legs. "That's a low blow! Taste my pastery-powers!" (6 vs. 4) He fires another tortellini shell, and this one explodes right over her face, searing the skin on her face off! She doesn't look so pretty now.
"Glory to the homeland brothers!" El Musico plays a patriotic battle tune through his Spanish Trumpet. (2) He's drowned out by la Amante screaming about her face.
Elite Mongolian Warriors draw their bows and fire a nasty volley onto the deck of La Hispaniola. (4 vs. 2) Several sailors are penetrated by long shafts. Tee hee. And they die.
Oleg picks up a cannonball and throws it at La Hispaniola. (6 vs. 4) It hits la Amante right in the head! She won't have to worry about her face now.
"We're not hitting them, but they are striking us?! Get this ship closer!" The sails on La Hispaniola shift as the ship navigates towards the L.R.S. Crater at a perpendicular angle.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Fine
Mood: Closer! Money! Slavery! *Waves around sword wildly*
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 19, 2012, 06:49:56 pm
"Hey! One of you man this! I'm calling in some backup."
Post by: Tersr on November 19, 2012, 07:02:53 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on November 19, 2012, 07:53:04 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 19, 2012, 07:54:54 pm
((Just a question for you TCM. Does Merasmus get any other magic other than the bolts? As in, should I add some in to be a bit more combat-friendly?))
Post by: TCM on November 19, 2012, 08:17:18 pm
Fire a volley of bolts at the people rowing towards us! In the smaller boats, that is.
((Just a question for you TCM. Does Merasmus get any other magic other than the bolts? As in, should I add some in to be a bit more combat-friendly?))
You can just do general magic attacks, that's how I treat mages. I assume he also has ice and lighting and darkness and teleporting and blah blah etc.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 19, 2012, 08:26:59 pm
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 19, 2012, 09:08:25 pm
Delta makes a Sniper Shot with the Spear Gun against Músculo
Post by: Flying Dice on November 19, 2012, 09:15:30 pm
Rain on the Hispaniola's sails to slow her.
Post by: Flintus10 on November 19, 2012, 09:18:06 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 20, 2012, 08:22:59 pm
Applejack stops using her lasso and instead trots up to the L.R.S. Crater's cannons.
Applejack tries to get the crew to help her fire a whiff of grapeshot at some of the smaller boats heading towards the Crater.[/b]
Post by: Johuotar on November 21, 2012, 02:14:38 am
Post by: TCM on November 21, 2012, 11:24:07 pm
Pastamancer calls forth the Spaghetti Elemental! (1) He accidentally summons the dreaded Anti-Pastians! They surround him with large protest signs an a nearly suffocating circle. "NO MORE PASTA, NO MORE PASTA, NO MORE PASTA," etc.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 hands the RPG to the Rebel to attack the ships while he calls for more troops. The rebel fires the rocket at the incoming ships, (3 vs. 5) but the guards on the ship pin him down with musket fire. (4 vs. 4) The rebel ducks behind the mast as shells hit the ship. Gordon Freeman summons (2) a fly.
Depressed Teddy Roosevelt takes some half-hearted shots at the incoming ships. (2-1 vs. 4) He misses everything. Even the water. (3 vs. 1-1) A guard shoots Teddy in the leg, but he doesn't even care.
Merasmus casts elemental bolts at the incoming ships. (2 vs. 1) He manages to kill one of the guards. And that was because he dropped his gun and shot himself.
Delta shoots a harpoon at the Musculo. (6 vs. 1) The spear sails through the air and hits the Musculo right in the head, decapitating him, and pinning his head to La Hispaniola's center mast.
Rainbow Dash rides her cloud over La Hispaniola and jumps on it to create rain. (6) It pours hard! This should prevent severely slow it's turn this turn.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle shoots the Musculo's decapitated body.
Applejack runs down to the lower levels of the deck, where she shows a group of gunners how it's done. "Grapeshot huh? Lemme' show y'all something we have back at the farm called apple-shot!" The orange pony loads a bunch of apples into the cannon and fires them off. (6 vs. 5) The apples are surprisingly effective and one even manages to rip off an arm of the first Conquistador.
Cyan Garamonde fires a Fire Arrow at the Artillero soldier. (3 vs. 6) The soldier steps out of the way as the arrow lands where he was standing. He stamps the fire out before firing a return shot at Cyan. (6 vs. 2) The bullet hits Cyan in the side of the neck. He begins gurgling and spraying blood all over the place.
The boarding ships arrive at the L.R.S. Crater! The boarders begin scaling the broadside of the ship as the Lunar guards arrive to defend it.
The 79 Spanish Guards and the Lunar Guards engage in the first combat, as swords and pistols are drawn. (5 vs. 4) A brawl initiates, and but most of the first guards to go down of Luna's side.
Conquistador Uno tries climbing up the ship with a single arm. (4) He manages to actually do so.
Conquistador Dos boards the ship and sees Gordon Freeman 2.0 busy typing on his Console. The conquistador charges the doctor with his halberd's spearhead. (4 vs. 1) Gordon looks up too late as the Spaniard stabs him in the hip.
Conquistador Tres boards and immediately goes after the biggest person, Oleg. (3 vs. 6) The giant sidesteps the Conquistador's large axe, (4 vs. 2) and shoves him back. The Spaniard flies into the wall outside the Captain's study.
El Ballestero loads his Ballesta.
Artillero fires another vengeful shot at Cyan Garamonde. (5 vs. 3) He shoots Cyan again, this time in the leg. (Fatal Wound: 1 Turn Remaining)
El Bucanero boards the Lunar ship and fires his Blunderbuss at Merasmus. (1 vs. 5) The gun misfires. (3 vs. 1) The wizard teleports to the pirate and hits him in the face with his staff.
Muisco tries seducing Rainbow Dash with his Spanish Guitar. (4 vs. 6) "Boo, you suck!" Rain cloud (2 vs. 1) rains on him.
Elite Mongolian Warriors fighting the boarding Spanish Guards. (1 vs. 6) Turkish Sabers weren't made to fight Peninsular Armor apparently. (3+1 vs. 1) And so many of the Mongols were slaughtered.
Oleg stomps at the third Conquistador. (2 vs. 1) The Spaniard rolls out of the way, so Oleg just sorta' nudges him.
Rebel turns around to see Gordon Freeman 2.0 getting stabbed by the second Conquistador. The Rebel puts the RPG away and pulls out his Pistol, and runs at the Spaniard. (5 vs. 6) He shoots the Conquistador many times! Though no bullets penetrate his armor. (6 vs. 5) The Conquistador responds by slicing his Halberd's axe across the Rebel's stomach. The Rebel falls to his knees and starts bleeding out.
Due to the rain, L.R.S.Crater is able to turn port-side before La Hispaniola can even start turning. "Port, fire!" (4 vs. 2) The Crater's volley strikes the Spanish Ship, taking out 20 of it's gunners.
"We can not take any more of this! Abandon the side cannons, pull the sails, man the oars, ramming mode activate!" The wet sails of the ship are drawn and oars come out, so the boat looks more like a Viking Ship. It begins rolling towards the Crater.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Fine
Mood: Ramming Speed!
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Sorry my postings are as clever or detailed for this battle guys, I don't really know that much about naval combat.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 21, 2012, 11:51:55 pm
Create a orchiette abode and defend self from within it.
Post by: Flintus10 on November 21, 2012, 11:53:02 pm
Post by: Tersr on November 22, 2012, 12:01:11 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 22, 2012, 12:02:06 am
Activate the Bomb Shower!
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 22, 2012, 12:16:46 am
If needed, Overrun though the Boarders on the route, then Snap Shot with Rivet Gun at the second Conqustador once LoS is achieved
Post by: Powder Miner on November 22, 2012, 12:52:38 am
Post by: Johuotar on November 22, 2012, 01:21:38 am
"Attempt to survive with my natural toughness."
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 22, 2012, 03:34:51 am
Load the cannons with more apples and have the gunners blast the Hispaniola right before they hit us!
((Years of playing Sid Meier's Pirates has prepared me for this!))
Post by: TCM on November 22, 2012, 11:44:46 pm
Post by: Samari45 on November 23, 2012, 03:51:15 pm
Post by: TCM on November 23, 2012, 04:04:43 pm
Hey TCM, If you'd like some one to proofread the chapters I'd be happy to.
Nah it's cool. I just need to be more patient.
Post by: TCM on November 24, 2012, 01:17:27 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on November 24, 2012, 06:03:13 pm
I wrote most of the turn before realizing Dashie didn't give her action.((Apologies, was away and couldn't find a wireless network to leech from.))
"You rotten monkeys think you're Vikings? I've met Thor!"
Buck the raincloud to form lightning and fire the micro-uzi through it, bombarding the Hispanola with red-hot electrified bullets.
Because physics works like that in this world.
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 11:19:13 am
The Pastamancer is surrounded by the angry protesting Anti-Pastians. Thinking fast, he conjures up a Orchiette Abode. (5) When the large shell apparates, the pasta wizard pulls it up and goes inside, using it like a giant starch turtle shell. The protesters whack the abode with their pasta cutters, to no avail.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle pulls out Shakespeare's Twin Pistols and charges at the invaders. "Let us show these foreigners how to fight like Englishmen!" (6 vs. 1) The Lieutenant points both guns in opposite directions and fires them. Two bullets fly over the deck, one striking the first Conquistador in the chest, and the third Conquistador in the back. If the initial impact wasn't fatal enough, the force of both hits launches both Spaniards meters into the air and they both fly helplessly overboard into the deep ocean below.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 calls a Lunar Guard over to assist his wounded Rebel. As a guard runs over, Gordon turns his attention to the final Conquistador, who just recently stabbed him. Before the Conquistador could raise his Halberd again, Freeman whips out his Laser Rifle and fires a point blank burst. (5 vs. 4) The Conquistador's Armor takes most of the bullets, deflecting them off into the distance. However, one laser hits a weak spot and penetrates the armor. It hits the Spaniard right in the ribs, melting a few of them.
Merasmus raises the Bombinomicon into the air and activates a Bomb Shower! (3) The bomb shower consists of a single bomb. (4 vs. 5) The bomb falls right next to the Artillero on the opposite ship. However, the gunner acts fast and throws the bomb overboard, where it explodes harmlessly in the water. "That large blue man on the other ship is a demon! Return him to hell!" (6 vs. 4) There is an explosion of gunpowder. The bomb wizard looks down. Looks like someone shot him in the chest.
Delta goes into an offensive mode and charges at the second Conquistador. Some of the boarding guards take passing slashes and shots at him, but the Big Daddy's heavy armor deflects all of their attacks. When he is close enough, the machine-man pulls out his Rivet Gun and fires a quick shot at the Conquistador. (4 vs. 3) The rivet tears right through the Conquistador's lightly protected Left Ankle. He falls to the ground.
Teddy Roosevelt sadly fires his Pistol at the boarding guards. (1-1 vs. 2) It misfires. He groans as several of the boarders charge him with swords. (6 vs. 1-1) What's the point of fighting for America? America's dead. No one cares about America. Teddy comes to this revelation and aims his gun again, and actually manages to get an accurate shot off. *POW* Everyone on the ship stops fighting. Well, suicide's a first.......it's morbidly awkward for everyone.
Teddy Roosevelt has given up on this world.
Cyan Garamonde takes this pause in the battle to stop the bleeding. (2) Well, it's too late now. There's only one way a Samurai can let himself die. *Shwink* The crowd looking at Teddy turns to Cyan. He's lying there, a large portion of his chest, including his heart, carved out onto his side. His Katana is still clutched in his hand, his eyes still staring into the blue sky.
Cyan Garamonde has died!
....."FIYA'!" (2 vs. 5) Everyone on the Crater jumps as a Southern battle cry comes with a series of explosions. The Appleshot fires off, but not a single shot manages to do any significant damage to La Hispaniola. "Drat!" (3 vs. 5) The Spanish ship just keeps on coming. With the burst of the explosion, the battle atop the ship quickly resumes.
Rainbow Dash uses the ancient "Shoot-a-sub-machine-gun-through-a-storm" attack on La Hispaniola and her crew! (2 vs. 1) Turns out electrical bullets have a tendency to explode before they hit their target. Well, at least now the ship is distracted by the pretty fireworks. A group of sailors gets so distracted they forget how to breath and die.
El Conquistador Dos manages to stand up shakily by supporting himself using his Halberd like a cane. He knows in his crippled state he couldn't charge Gordon Freeman 2.0 again. Grunting with effort, the Conquistador tosses his Halberd at the scientist like a spear. (1 vs. 4) It falls a foot short of it's target. (1 vs. 2) Gordon fires a return shot but the bullet goes off into the air.
With his Ballesta loaded, el Ballestero gets on his knee and scans the L.R.S. Crater for a suitable target. Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle just killed two Conquistadors, so he seems like a suitable target. The archer lined up his sight and released the crossbow. (2+1 vs. 1) The arrow hits Wintle right in the back of his flank, or how humans refer to it: The ass. The arrow mainly was a flesh wound, albeit a fairly painful one. The worst part about this injury though, is that the Lieutenant Colonel will never here the end of the story of how he "got a long shaft in his butt."
Artillero fires at Merasmus again! (6 vs. 5) The wizard is shot in the chest, again! Not a good day for his cardiovascular system. One more hit like that and he'll turn into a prop...
El Bucanero runs at the Pastamancer and tries hacking his abode apart with his Espada! (5 vs. 1) He shatters the pasta wizard's defenses, leaving him open for a follow-up attack! (4 vs. 5) The pirate slashes at the Pastamancer but he ducks and counters (3 vs. 4) by throwing a small macaroni at him. *Plink*
Musico calls out to Rainbow Dash "Little pony, why do you not enjoy my music? How about this song?" (6 vs. 2) "That!...was actually pretty good. Can you play another?" Rainbow has been entranced, she has a 50% chance of not attacking until she breaks out of his spell!
Elite Mongolian Warriors back out of the main fighting and fire upon the Boarding Guards with their Composite Bows! (6 vs. 1) The Mongols fire their first volley into guards, and every arrow is instantly fatal or at least a fatal wound. By the time the guards can react, the Mongols are already firing their second volley. The guards run for it, but are arrowed before they can get behind cover. Even the Second Conquistador meets his end when an arrow runs straight through his chest. After a couple minutes, the guards are gone.
Rebel clutches his wounds in one hand and fires a shot at El Bucanero with the other. (4 vs. 3) His shot tears through the Bucanero's Right Arm. The guard attempts to heal him, (2) but the Rebel convulses and dies of blood loss right there.
Oleg picks up a fallen guard's sword and tosses it at Hernando Cortez. (4 vs. 6) The chief Conquistador ducks and the sword flies over him. Hernando grimaces and fires his Musket at the giant. (6 vs. 3) The bullet strikes Oleg right through the eye! The giant grunts and scrambles backwards, falling off the edge of the ship into the ocean. With a splash, the last of the Saints are out of the fight.
La Hispaniola, undeterred by the shots fired at her, closes in on the Broadside of the L.R.S. Crater. As Applejack sees the Spanish ship come closer and closer, she runs upstairs to warn everyone. "Y'all better brace!" (2 vs. 1) The Spanish ship rams into the Lunar ship at full force! Everyone stumbles a bit as the ship rolls slightly, but quickly regains their balance. "Actually, that was a tad' anti-climatic if I say so."
Admiral Waverider ceases the failed ram attack. "Point the cannons at er' bow and fire!" (4 vs. 1) This is a much more successful maneuver, as a few cannonballs rip holes in La Hispaniola's bow and lower deck.
Hernando Cortez throw his spy glass in the ground and yells, "Turn her right, we're going to board!" The wounded vessel begins turning to be parallel with it's Lunar enemy.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Fine
Mood: Ramming Speed!
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 25, 2012, 11:46:17 am
Heal self, then float to a more suitable place for attacking the Musica with Ice Beams! Like the Crow's nest! I mean, at least if I die, it'll be dramatic. And I'll likely hit a boarder in the head.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 25, 2012, 12:01:13 pm
"The magic's in me, but it's not in the music, that's for sure."
Spaghetti Spear the Musico.
Post by: Doomblade187 on November 25, 2012, 12:25:10 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on November 25, 2012, 01:00:15 pm
Waitlist as... Red something. I dunno. I'll figure out the class later. Probably suggest one.
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 01:03:43 pm
((Well. ... ... ... ... ... ...I didn't last very long this time :c))
Waitlist as... Red something. I dunno. I'll figure out the class later. Probably suggest one.
Maybe if you hadn't tried to rally for 'MERICA from a bunch of non-Americans.....
Post by: Powder Miner on November 25, 2012, 01:06:12 pm
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on November 25, 2012, 01:50:54 pm
Delta takes time to aim the Rivet Gun and readies an action to fire at the first enemy Boarder.
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 01:51:23 pm
Well what'd be the point of Teddy then :p
Ture. :3
Post by: Flying Dice on November 25, 2012, 02:34:02 pm
"I'm sick of this, time to ramp things up!"
Fly incredibly fast, very close to the surface of the ocean, in a counterclockwise pattern around the Hispanola, in an attempt to form a massive whirlpool around the embattled vessel.
((It's not an attack, it's an environmental condition. Bam, bunny-ears lawyer mode activate!))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 25, 2012, 02:54:13 pm
Buck the Bucanero in the back of the head, and then try to run back down to the guns in an attempt to finish off the Hispaniola before it can board us!
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 25, 2012, 04:50:13 pm
@TCM Change Character to Big Macintosh
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 04:56:57 pm
Thosse frigging Mongols. I love them^^
@TCM Change Character to Big Macintosh
What color?
Post by: Tersr on November 25, 2012, 04:59:39 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on November 26, 2012, 12:06:49 am
Post by: Flintus10 on November 26, 2012, 07:48:04 am
Post by: ArchAIngel on November 26, 2012, 10:16:26 am
Post by: Samari45 on November 26, 2012, 03:20:52 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 26, 2012, 07:05:08 pm
Might wanna have the cannons load explosive shells. Those things are NASTY against wooden ships.I'm pretty sure Applejack can cause a lot more destruction if she loaded the cannons with apples. After all, there was that one time where two characters got offed by a Thermonuclear Muffin Explosion...
Post by: ArchAIngel on November 26, 2012, 08:33:40 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 10:39:40 pm
Weren't those muffins made from ARMOK?((Different Muffin. This one was a bomb. Sent in by Derpy. during the...what fight was it again? Darth Vader?))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 27, 2012, 12:24:30 am
Post by: Flying Dice on November 27, 2012, 05:53:50 pm
Post by: TCM on November 27, 2012, 06:24:35 pm
((To the best of my recollection, the fight with Vader was directly after the Mongol fight.))
Order of fights so far:
Princess Celestia - Royal Guard
Black Knight - Knights
Soulja Boi - Souljas
Darth Vader - Sci-Fi Brigade
Sun Goddess - Sun Goddess
Genghis Khan - Mongols
General MacArthur - U.S. Vietnam-era Army
Sean Mirrsan - Bay12 Army
Armok - Armok
William Shakespeare - Shakespeare's Men
Hernando Cortez - La Hispaniola & Crew
Post by: ArchAIngel on November 27, 2012, 07:19:36 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on November 27, 2012, 07:38:05 pm
Post by: Geen on November 27, 2012, 09:34:20 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 27, 2012, 09:46:36 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2012, 01:01:47 am
((To the best of my recollection, the fight with Vader was directly after the Mongol fight.))
Order of fights so far:
Princess Celestia - Royal Guard
Black Knight - Knights
Soulja Boi - Souljas
Darth Vader - Sci-Fi Brigade
Sun Goddess - Sun Goddess
Genghis Khan - Mongols
General MacArthur - U.S. Vietnam-era Army
TOADY ONE/THREETOE - DF ARMY!
Armok - Armok
Sean Mirrsan - Bay12 Army
William Shakespeare - Shakespeare's Men
Hernando Cortez - La Hispaniola & Crew
Fixed it for ya'.
Post by: Naoki Kurogra on November 28, 2012, 02:53:59 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2012, 11:08:39 am
Post by: TCM on December 01, 2012, 10:44:57 pm
La Hispaniola gets up right beside the L.R.S. Crater.
Merasmus teleports to the high Crow's Nest. "BEHOLD, MY POWER!" (2 vs. 4) He shoots a flurry of ice beams at the Musico, and they all melt in mid-air. Musico responds by yanking the gun out of a Guard's hands and firing at the wizard. (6 vs. 4) As he gets shot again, the wizard disappear to heal himself as a ship prop! Where could he be now?
Pastamancer, the other wizard, conjures up a large Spaghetti Spear and throws it over the water. (5 vs. 4) It hits Musico in the leg, basically tearing the lower part of his left leg off. This is enough to snap Rainbow Dash out of his spell!
Delta keeps his Rivet Gun pointed at La Hispaniola, ready to fire at the first boarder.
Rainbow Dash zips to the ocean right above La Hispaniola, and begins spinning around the ship at high speeds. (4 vs. 6) Before she can make enough rotations to cause an effect, a cannonball comes zooming at her. (6 vs. 3) It hits her Right Wing, breaking it, and she goes splashing into the water.
Applejack bucks bucking Bucanero. (1 vs. 4) But Bucanero bites back before his butt's bucked! (1 vs. 5) By bailing.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 fires shots with his Laser Rifle at the Musico. (3 vs. 5) He misses. The musician, (2 vs. 6) goes to hide.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle rallies the troops! (5) "COME ON THEN, FOR GLORY AND THAT SHITE!" Every is invigorated to defend the L.R.S. Crater! (+1 to everyone's defense this turn)
Seeing Gordon Freeman's back turned, el Conquistador Dos takes the opportunity to reclaim his Halberd and stab the doctor in the back! (6 vs. 5+1) The spear-point gets stick in the outer layer of the H.E.V. Suit's armor.
El Ballestero loads another bolt into his Crossbow.
El Artillero scouts the other ship for signs of Merasmus. (6) Well, there's that levitating barrel for one. (5 vs. 2+1) The bullet tears into the barrel. "NOOOOOOO!" The barrel explodes and it's bits fall into the ocean.
Merasmus has died!
El Bucanero swings his Sword at Applejack. (5 vs. 4+1) She bucks the sword out of his hands.
El Musico jumps onto the deck of the L.R.S. Crater. As he raises his trumpet for a battle call, Delta fires his Rivet Gun! (4+1 vs. 2) The Rivet goes straight through the trumpet and impales itself into the back of the musicians throat! He falls back off the ship and into the ocean.
The guards of La Hispaniola board the deck of the L.R.S. Crater, and begin to clash with the Lunar guards! (5 vs. 4+1) Both side's are completely even in combat.
Elite Mongolian Warriors fire at the boarding guards! (6 vs. 5) The guards are smart enough to hide, but some of the arrows still manage to kill dozens of them.
Hernando Cortez[/glow] swings up next to Admiral Waverider. The Chief Conquistador draws out his Lanza Spear. "I challenge you to a duel, pony captain!" Waverider pulls out a spare hatchet. "Well I accept." He clutches the hatchet in his hoof. "Hey, how do you horses hold things in your hooves?" "Oh, that's simple, I-" The Spaniard charges the admiral. (4 vs. 3+1) Just before the blow connects, Waverider parries with the shaft of his axe, (4+1 vs. 6) and slashes at Cortez, who dodges to avoid having his face cut off.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Fine
Mood: Ramming Speed!
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 01, 2012, 10:52:48 pm
Conjure up pasta armor for the H.O.E.S. and their allies.
((Hey, what's my +2 to magic good for?))
Post by: Flying Dice on December 01, 2012, 10:59:28 pm
Fire up the RPC, aim it at the Hispanola, and throw it. Stay afloat.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 01, 2012, 11:01:15 pm
Post by: TCM on December 01, 2012, 11:09:37 pm
"Damn. There goes the other magic guy. Wonder what his campsite's like."
Conjure up pasta armor for the H.O.E.S. and their allies.
((Hey, what's my +2 to magic good for?))
Being good at magic.
Post by: Tersr on December 02, 2012, 12:41:09 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 01:07:20 am
(What would a +whatever to Strength do then?)"Damn. There goes the other magic guy. Wonder what his campsite's like."
Conjure up pasta armor for the H.O.E.S. and their allies.
((Hey, what's my +2 to magic good for?))
Being good at magic.
Post by: TCM on December 02, 2012, 01:11:33 am
(What would a +whatever to Strength do then?)"Damn. There goes the other magic guy. Wonder what his campsite's like."Being good at magic.
Conjure up pasta armor for the H.O.E.S. and their allies.
((Hey, what's my +2 to magic good for?))
Makes you stronger. So a +1 can turn an attack from knocking out some teeth to shattering someone jaw.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 01:13:50 am
Ah, very nice! Character go.(What would a +whatever to Strength do then?)"Damn. There goes the other magic guy. Wonder what his campsite's like."Being good at magic.
Conjure up pasta armor for the H.O.E.S. and their allies.
((Hey, what's my +2 to magic good for?))
Makes you stronger. So a +1 can turn an attack from knocking out some teeth to shattering someone jaw.
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on December 02, 2012, 01:14:55 am
Delta fires at the Boarders with the Machine Gun, being careful not to commit acts of friendly fire.
Post by: Flintus10 on December 02, 2012, 03:21:09 am
Post by: zomara0292 on December 02, 2012, 07:32:59 pm
Delta fires at the Boarders with the Machine Gun, being careful not to commit acts of friendly fire.
*fire on nothing but the friendlies*
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 02, 2012, 08:28:57 pm
Shush you.Delta fires at the Boarders with the Machine Gun, being careful not to commit acts of friendly fire.
*fire on nothing but the friendlies*
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 03, 2012, 03:34:58 am
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2012, 05:41:00 pm
The Pastamancer goes to work to create pasta armor for his teammates. (4) He creates 3 Pasta Armor Sets! They fall to the ground in front of him. "Hey...hey guys...I made armor....you should...get some...."
He is then harassed by the Anti-Pastians. (3 vs. 1) One of them hits him in the back of the head with a protest sign.
Rainbow Dash swims afloat, and tries accomplishing the difficult task of trying to aim a rocket launcher while swimming. She manages to hold it between her hind legs and pull the trigger with her teeth. (4 vs. 2) An exploding cupcake sails into La Hispaniola, taking out several cannons and gunners.
As Conquistador #2 tries freeing his Halberd from Gordon Freeman 2.0's H.E.V. suit, the doctor raises up his crowbar. (1 vs. 4) Before he can swing it, the Conquistador pulls his Halberd free and Gordon falls back from the counter-force. (4 vs. 3) He thrusts it forward again and it rips off part of the flesh of Gordon's Leg Leg.
Delta keeps his Machine Gun pointed at the side of the ship for more boarders.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle fires off a shot at the Artillero. (1 vs. 5) The cartridge gets stuck. As he fixes it, Wintle's intended target fires a shot at him. (6 vs. 4) As the Colonel finishes getting his Rifle unjammed, he flies back as a bullet smashes into his sternum.
Applejack runs at the Bucanero with a flying buck. (5 vs. 6) She flies into the mast. (4 vs. 1) El Bucanero slices along her side.
Conquistador #2 swings his Halberd's Axe at Gordon Freeman 2.0. (6 vs. 4) The Conquistador's Axe slices deep into his Right Shoulder, making his right arm useless, and bleeding.
El Ballestero fires a bolt at The Pastamancer. (3+1 vs. 5) The Pasta Wizard freezes it in mid-air, (2 vs. 1) and turns it into a long branch of pasta.
Artillero jumps ships to finish off the Lieutenant, but Delta sees it coming and fires off his Machine Gun! (5 vs. 6) The gunner evades the machine gun fire and charges Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle! (3 vs. 2) He charges the stunned Colonel and rams the butt of his rifle into his stomach. Daniel wheezes and falls backwards again.
Bucanero fires his Blunderbuss at Applejack. (3 vs. 4) He misses and the pony (6 vs. 4) bucks him square in the jaw! There's an audible shatter, and he flies off the ship and drops into the depths below.
The guards of both ships continue brawling. (2 vs. 6) The Spanish guards are beginning to seriously cut down the Lunar ones, killing over 200 of them!
Elite Mongolian Warriors fire into the Spanish guards. (2 vs. 5) They are rushed before they can fully lift their bows, (6 vs. 1) and they are attacked by pistols and swords before they can get their own. Thus ends the Mongol unit.
Elite Mongolian Warriors have been annihilated!
The captains of each respective ship continue dueling. Hernando Cortez[ /glow] swings his Lance at Admiral Waverider. (4 vs. 5) Waverider dodges backwards and lunges back with (3 vs. 1) a slash. He makes a light laceration through Cortez's breastplate.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Light Chest Cut
Mood: ~En Guarde~
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 06, 2012, 05:48:25 pm
Post by: BlasterKyubey210 on December 06, 2012, 05:56:24 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 06:03:18 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on December 06, 2012, 06:05:45 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 06, 2012, 06:16:53 pm
Pick up the Bucanero's sword with my teeth and charge through the Spanish Guards!
Post by: Samari45 on December 06, 2012, 07:22:20 pm
Post by: Tersr on December 06, 2012, 08:18:17 pm
Post by: Powder Miner on December 06, 2012, 09:11:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 11:35:35 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 07, 2012, 12:51:59 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 07, 2012, 01:47:05 am
(Also, OOC)
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 07, 2012, 09:49:00 am
"P-Pinkie? Is that you?"I was reading the archives, and noticed this. What exactly is newtype? I have not heard of it before.
Rainbow Dash sinks into a monotone. Her eyes go dull as her Newtype personality takes advantage of the situation to take control. Newtype!RD flies at Soulja Boy with incredible speed and agility, slashing at him with her katana as she passes. In the back of her mind, she attempts to summon her Gundam with sheer force of will.
(Oh yes. Now all I need is for her hot blood to come through, and I can make more references...)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on December 07, 2012, 10:44:07 am
I was reading the archives, and noticed this. What exactly is newtype? I have not heard of it before.A Newtype is a gifted person from the Gundam X anime series, possessing incredible spatial sense and other analytical and psychic abilities. As far as I remember, anyway.
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 07, 2012, 10:51:21 am
Fluttershy sees her mongolian friends falling one after another and weeps bitterly for one of the greatest of losses Celestias minions have brought upon them.
That is if thats Ok with you TCM (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/fsgrin.png)
Post by: Flying Dice on December 07, 2012, 01:44:27 pm
More or less, yes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newtype) Meshes well with RD's personality. That, and I wanted to try and pull a Gundam out of a plot hole, for obvious reasons.I was reading the archives, and noticed this. What exactly is newtype? I have not heard of it before.A Newtype is a gifted person from the Gundam X anime series, possessing incredible spatial sense and other analytical and psychic abilities. As far as I remember, anyway.
Post by: TCM on December 07, 2012, 04:08:58 pm
Whyyy?? (http://speyde.bestpony.de/apl2.png) Not my Mongols *sniff*
Fluttershy sees her mongolian friends falling one after another and weeps bitterly for one of the greatest of losses Celestias minions have brought upon them.
That is if thats Ok with you TCM (http://www.bronies.de/images/smilies/fsgrin.png)
Yeah okay. Makes sense, as she is the Ship's medic. :3
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 08, 2012, 07:17:27 pm
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Post by: TCM on December 08, 2012, 08:33:09 pm
Suggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Not really fitting. Maybe if this were a medieval game it would work, but it doesn't fit in with all the sub-machine gun toting gangsters and spaceships.
Besides, there will only ever be one true song for the H.O.E.S. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEwH1Migg)
Post by: Flintus10 on December 09, 2012, 12:11:19 am
L.T Alfred struggles to his feet and attempts to fire both bards pistols at that artillo bastard.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 09, 2012, 12:29:56 am
That song straight pimpin' yo.Suggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Not really fitting. Maybe if this were a medieval game it would work, but it doesn't fit in with all the sub-machine gun toting gangsters and spaceships.
Besides, there will only ever be one true song for the H.O.E.S. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEwH1Migg)
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 09, 2012, 01:13:30 am
Suggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Not really fitting. Maybe if this were a medieval game it would work, but it doesn't fit in with all the sub-machine gun toting gangsters and spaceships.
Besides, there will only ever be one true song for the H.O.E.S. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEwH1Migg)
I think this needs to be the Syndicate's theme too. Then we'd be real gangstas
Post by: mcclay on December 09, 2012, 01:41:41 am
Suggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)Hmmm...this reminds me of a charcter I think would be cool. Have you ever read Dan Abnett's Gaunt's Ghosts 40k novels?
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Post by: TCM on December 09, 2012, 09:41:12 am
Suggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Not really fitting. Maybe if this were a medieval game it would work, but it doesn't fit in with all the sub-machine gun toting gangsters and spaceships.
Besides, there will only ever be one true song for the H.O.E.S. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEwH1Migg)
I think this needs to be the Syndicate's theme too. Then we'd be real gangstas
Post by: NobodyPro on December 09, 2012, 05:52:22 pm
You fool! It's Ciaphas Cain or bust. :PSuggestion for the HOES theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi7bWkyRpA)Hmmm...this reminds me of a charcter I think would be cool. Have you ever read Dan Abnett's Gaunt's Ghosts 40k novels?
Most awesome song, Ever. And the "midnight mare, blood red roan" fits them quite well.
Post by: TCM on December 09, 2012, 06:43:01 pm
The Pastamancer puts on his pasta armor suit and summons the spaghetti element! (4) It appears, floating up from the water and latches onto the Anti-Pastians. It can't really hurt them but they are distracted by it. They try to beat it back, (2 vs. 6) but it continues to harass them.
Delta fires a Machine Gun burst into the Artillero's back. (6 vs. 4) He gets shot in the back, but still keeps limping toward his target.
Rainbow Dash grabs onto a ladder on the side of the ship and starts climbing up it. On the way, she spots Ballestro on the opposite ship looking for targets. Dash whips out her Mac-10 and fires as she climbs. (1 vs. 6) It slips out of her hooves and falls into the water. This gives the Ballestro enough time to load in another bolt.
Applejack grips the Bucanero's Sword in her teeth and charges into the Spanish Guards. (5 vs. 6) She goes straight through them but they deflect her blade with parries and dodges. (4 vs. 2) She gets cornered and one slashes her across the face.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 opens his console to heal himself. (1) 'Self Destruct Mode Initiated'. Gordon Freeman throws the bomb away!...Actually he can't because it's his suit. Damn. His whole outfit bursts like a fourth of July, leaving all of his body and suit in a smoldering pile of ash.
Gordon Freeman 2.0 has died!
Fluttershy cries. :c
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle charges at Artillero from the side and unholsters both of The Bard's Pistols! (5 vs. 6) He fires twin shots, but the Artillero hits the deck and dodges them! He staggers up and fires a glancing shot at Wintle, (3 vs. 6) which goes way off.
The Lunar Guards try freeing Applejack from the Spanish! (5 vs. 1) Distracted by the orange pony, the Spanish guards are shot and stabbed in the back as row after row of them fall down.
Conquistador #2 charges at The Pastamancer! (3 vs. 4) His Halberd is deflected by the thick Pasta Armor, and the wizard (4 vs. 1) hits the conquistador in the chest with a linguini arrow! It pierces his armor, and the Spaniard clutches his chest as he falls backwards off the ship.
Ballestro fires a bolt at Delta! (6+1 vs. 1) The bolt flies straight through the weakest link in Delta's armor, penetrating his heart and exiting out his spine! The Big Daddy flies backwards from the impact and smashes into the water, sinking into the ocean from where he came...
Delta has died!
Artillero screams and smashes his musket at Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle (5-1 vs. 3) His injuries cause his attack to be off the mark but his gun still smashes into the Lieutenant's Left Hand, breaking it!
Hernando Cortez thrusts his spear at Admiral Waverider. (2 vs. 4) The pony evades (6 vs. 5) and Cortez steps back as the hatchet is swung, but it still cuts into his neck. As Cortez holds his injury, Waverider advances and takes the offensive (6 vs. 4) and slashes Cortez's Liver through his armor, leaving the Spaniard to bleed on the deck! "You ponies think you can defeat a man? Show me what's really up your sleeves!" "~Weeee!~" Pinkie Pie cannonballs off the ship's Crow's Nest. (1 vs. 3) She lands in the water.
Hernando Cortez
Health: Light Chest Cut, Light Neck Cut, Liver Cut, Bleeding
Mood: ~En Guarde~
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: mcclay on December 09, 2012, 08:52:14 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 09, 2012, 09:19:23 pm
TCM, you might want to lower the fatality rate of this game. Its kind of insane right now.Just the players, man. Besides, then you get in quicker, and the fatalities slow down.
Post by: Flying Dice on December 09, 2012, 09:20:04 pm
"Eh, I didn't need it anyways."
Run over to Cortez and stab him repeatedly with le katana.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 09, 2012, 09:27:33 pm
"You guys have to be the worst familiars in the game. You don't help me, you don't help each other, you just run at the enemy. And hey! I made you armor! USE IT."
Send the Elemental to drain the life from the Ballestro, giving it to our most hurt ally. Fire spaghetti spears into the artillero.
Post by: TCM on December 09, 2012, 09:47:51 pm
TCM, you might want to lower the fatality rate of this game. Its kind of insane right now.
So's the waitlist.
Also, there's no Twilight McWalkingBacket Sparkle to keep anyone alive, so that's just that.
Post by: Xantalos on December 09, 2012, 09:52:50 pm
Post by: mcclay on December 09, 2012, 10:36:13 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on December 09, 2012, 11:14:44 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 09, 2012, 11:39:09 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 12:05:28 am
Anyhow, all the characters COULD heal, they just need clever justification.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 10, 2012, 01:10:52 am
Ya'll gotta be kidding me...
While the Spaniards are distracted by the Lunar Guards, Applejack will pull out a flask of Apple Family Hard Cider and take a swig to help stem the pain from her sword wounds. After that, she'll charge right back into the fray and help cut down the rest of the Spanish Guards!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 04:13:47 pm
Also, should Grimm and Baradine be removed from the waitlist for now? They don't seem to be, well, around.))
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2012, 05:23:34 pm
((Actually, how many healing characters are there even? I count Twilight, Magicka Guy, newly added, but that's it.))
Characters with Magic, Intelligence or are a support Class can do healing. Any character can attempt healing other characters, but they'll be penalized as medicine is tricky business for a non-medic.
((I'm sad. Merasmus wasn't acknowledged on the death list. :'( Boo hoo.
Also, should Grimm and Baradine be removed from the waitlist for now? They don't seem to be, well, around.))
I forgot I'll fix that. Yeah, I'm taking them off too.
Post by: scapheap on December 10, 2012, 05:30:01 pm
Post by: Flintus10 on December 10, 2012, 06:41:17 pm
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2012, 07:32:15 pm
((So if Mercer killed a medic he would lose the penalty right?))
Characters with "consuming" heal powers don't get any medical bonuses, so no actually. I don't think Alex has ever consumed a Medic either.
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2012, 07:57:42 pm
Rainbow Dash shrugs off dropping all her firepower into the ocean as she climbs up the ship, runs past the battle and flips the sword handle into her mouth. She jumps to the higher front part of the ship where Admiral Waverider and Hernando Cortez are dueling. (2 vs. 1) She sprints past and gives Cortez an annoying cut on his Left Pinky.
The Pastamancer sends his spaghetti element over to suck the life out of the Ballestro. The flying spaghetti mass obeys and flies over to La Hispaniola aiming it's noodely tentacles at the crossbowman. (4 vs. 5) When a tentacle pokes him, the Ballestro swings his crossbow at it. (4 vs. 6) The spaghetti floats away from the counter attack.
Meanwhile, the lack of the spaghetti element on the Lunar vessel gives time for the Anti-Pastians to attack the pasta wizard! (5 vs. 2) They throw him to the ground and start kicking him in the weakest points in the armor just as he fires a spear off at the Artillero! (3 vs. 4) It misses, and the anti-pastians just kick him over and over.
Applejack takes out a swig of Hard Sweet Apple Acres Cider. (Rights Reserved) (4) With a stiff gulp, the drink doesn't heal any of her wounds, but it dulls all the pain. "Alright, let's get it on doggies!" The slightly inebriated mare grasps her sword via mouth and charges into the Spanish Guards. (5 vs. 4) This time she gains the advantage as many are sliced and bucked off ship by her accord.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle, limps to the side of the ship and leans against the door leading to the ship's interior. He points his Webley Revolver at the Artillero. "By order of Queen, Minister, and God, I send you off my homeland!" (2 vs. 1) He shoots the Artillero in the toe, and he falls to the floor.
The Lunar Guards now have over a 2-1 advantage over the Spanish guards and charge them! (4 vs. 2) They hack more of them to pieces, throwing countless bodies overboard.
Ballestero loads his Crossbow again.
Artillero, lying on the ground. Grunts as he props himself into a prone position, aims his musket up with
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle one more time and fires. (6 vs. 1) Wintle flinches as the lead ball tears through his vital organs. Bleeding out a waterfall, he staggers his way to the edge of the ship. He then turns around and addresses the L.R.S. Crater: "It seems my time is up! I would like to congratulate this musket wielding fellow as the victor in my final duel, but most of all I want to thank the Lunar Republic for allowing me a chance to serve with them and fight once more for my country. With this I say farewell, and God save the Queen!" Wintle gives a stiff salute as his body tips backwards off of the ship, falling stiffly into the ocean.
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle has died!
Hernando Cortez gains confidence as the H.O.E.S. are slaughtered and runs at Admiral Waverider with renewed enthusiasm. (4 vs. 5) He nearly pierces the stallion in his neck, but the Admiral dodges swiftly (4 vs. 1) and slices into Cortez's Right Leg. "Now to finish this ye' ass lickin' bastard!" (1 vs. 1-1) The sea-dog trips and falls down. Cortez sees this as an opportunity to finish off the pony and he charges. As he raises his spear for a deadly blow, he trips on the admiral's dropped hatchet. He stumbles overboard. "NOOOOOOOOOO- Well at least maybe I could get gold in Atlanti-" He hits the water with a big splash and sinks rapidly. The boat is quite for a moment as Waverider brushes himself and stands back up. There is more silence....."Victory!" The Lunar crew roars with victory.
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 10, 2012, 08:00:54 pm
Cannenoli cocoon, saving self from the pastians and healing whatever wounds may be taken. The Elemental continues going after the Ballestero.
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 08:08:59 pm
Better for me! :P
Post by: mcclay on December 10, 2012, 10:56:48 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 01:35:14 am
Rainbow Dash grits her teeth against the pain.
Almost over. Then...
Snatch the Lt. Colonel's Lee Enfield from the deck of the ship, fire at the Ballestero.
((Because he totally left his loot behind before taking a dive. Heh.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 11, 2012, 01:45:37 am
Let the Lunar Guards finish off the Spaniards and go slash, buck, and bash up the Ballestero!
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 11, 2012, 10:15:05 am
Post by: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 11:18:02 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 11, 2012, 11:40:43 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 11, 2012, 11:49:39 am
Post by: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 12:28:00 pm
((You guys DO realize there's one more person to attack OTHER than the Ballistero, right? I mean, while you're all busy with him, the Artillero will probably kill AT LEAST one of you. Might wanna watch out.))
((
Rule #164: Enemies with bonuses are targeted first.
Rule #3: Concentrated fire is your friend.
The Ballistero is more likely to get a killshot; it's imperative that we turn him into a stain. Better to concentrate fire and kill one of them outright than to further wound both of them and take attacks from both.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 11, 2012, 03:18:38 pm
((Exactly. I don't want to take any chances, given our current track record with crossbowmen.))((You guys DO realize there's one more person to attack OTHER than the Ballistero, right? I mean, while you're all busy with him, the Artillero will probably kill AT LEAST one of you. Might wanna watch out.))
((
Rule #164: Enemies with bonuses are targeted first.
Rule #3: Concentrated fire is your friend.
The Ballistero is more likely to get a killshot; it's imperative that we turn him into a stain. Better to concentrate fire and kill one of them outright than to further wound both of them and take attacks from both.))
Post by: TCM on December 11, 2012, 04:17:35 pm
The Pastamancer casts a Cannelloni Cocoon around himself. (2) It breaks immediately on contact. The Anti-Pastians take the opportunity to beat him up more. (1 vs. 5) "No, get back!" (3 vs. 5) He picks up dropped Swords and throws them to keep his enemies at bay.
Meanwhile, the spaghetti tries noodeling the Ballestro again. (6 vs. 1) The Ballestro swings his Crossbow at the creature, but one noodle jabs straight through his eye into his brain, sucking out all the nourishment. When it is all consumed, the creature flings the Crossbowman's body into the sea.
Rainbow Dash grabs L.C. Wintle's Lee Enfield and races to the Spanish ship, alongside Applejack. Just as they jump on board, they see the Ballestro get flung out into the ocean.
The Lunar Guards continue to hack apart the Spanish Guards, who have lost morale due to their captain dying. (1 vs. 5-1) Even backed into a corner, the remaining Spanish fight bravely and kill any Lunar soldiers who charge them.
However, Admiral Waverider also charges them! (1 vs. 4-1) He's too slow though (4-1 vs. 5) and has to duck as bullets come flying at him.
El Artillero, last of Cortez's bodyguard, staggers up. Even though it looks dismal, perhaps with luck he can still win this battle for Spain. He points his musket at The Pastamancer (2 vs. 4) who dodges it, and sends a spaghetti spear his way. (3 vs. 1) The spear embeds itself into his side, and he falls on his back, though he manages to fight off death for now.
Spoiler: La Hispaniola (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 04:40:27 pm
"Requiescat in pace," Dashie murmurs in his ear.
"Wait, where the hay did that come from? What did I just say?"
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 11, 2012, 05:27:33 pm
Post by: Geen on December 11, 2012, 05:45:53 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 11, 2012, 05:57:16 pm
Post by: TCM on December 11, 2012, 06:25:02 pm
Rainbow Dash takes her Katana and thrusts downward into the wounded Artillero. (1 vs. 5-1) As she mutters her blessings, she's surprised to find that she's missed. (5 vs. 2) The Artillero slams her ribcage with his musket, breaking a few!
The Pastamancer takes the energy from the flying spaghetti to launch a powerful Macaroni Mortar at the wounded Artillero. (3+1 vs. 2-1) The explosion lands near it's target, and the Artillero is launched up into the air and flies out into the sea.
Applejack rushes towards the Artillero as he is launched hundreds of feet into the Atlantic.
The Lunar Guards continue fighting the Spanish Guards. (1 vs. 4-1) They keep getting killed. Man, they aren't so good at this rounding up tactic.
Admiral Waverider rushes in (5 vs. 3-1) and hacks the last of the guards up his with axe. With them dead, he jumps to the side of the ship and faces La Hispaniola. "Surrender yourselves and your ship and you will be spared to live!" The remaining Spanish crew drop their weapons and hoist a white flag.
La Hispaniola has been captured by the Lunar Army!
Fluttershy is going to have a busy night....
Loot:
Spanish Swords
Spanish Pistols
Lunar Swords
Lunar Pistols
Espada-Ropera Sword
Alabarda Halberd
Hacha Axe
Ballestra Crossbow
Mosquete Musket
Pants
Espada Embarque Sword
Trabuco Naranjero Blunderbuss
Whip
Throwing Knives
Battle Dress
Spanish Guitar
Spanish Trumpet
Cortez's Lance
Cortez's Pistol
Turkish Sabers
Composite Bows
Halberds
Anti-Calvary Lances
Augmented Mongolian Armor
Cyan's: Katana, Samurai Armor, Sniper Camouflage, Light U.S. Armor, Fragmentation Grenade, Poisoned Blade of Hamlet, Bow & Arrows, Lamp Oil
Gordon Freeman 2.0's: Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Fire Crossbow, 1911 Pistol, Handcannon Revolver, Uzi, Laser Rifle, Javelin RPG, Flashbangs, Fragmentation Grenades, ToadyOne's Legendary Longbow, Banana, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, The Boss's Cell Phone
Lieutenant Colonel Alfred Daniel Wintle's: Webley Mk.IV, Lee Enfield No.IV Mk.I, Sherlock Holmes's Hat, The Bard's Pistol
Merasmus's: Bombinomicon, Staff of Wood-ness
Teddy Roosevelt's: Rifle, 2 Pistols, Knife
Admiral Waverider says that he'll take any of the leftover loot, and if he and the H.O.E.S. meet again in the future, they can claim the leftover items.
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. & L.R.S. Crater (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 11, 2012, 06:30:36 pm
Okay, it's not so much a whisper as it is all out yelling.
"Pastamancer! You, sir, are much worthier than I! Take my staff, and my book! Put them to good use, and be rewarded! I depart knowing that my legacy shall live on with you!"
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 11, 2012, 06:43:02 pm
You forgot to update my character to red Big Macintosh.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 11, 2012, 06:49:10 pm
"I'mma not take too much. You guys need those pounds."
As per Merasmus' request, take his gear. Then, go for Cortez' pistol, assuming nobody else wants it, Cyan's armor, Holme's hat and The Bosses cell phone.
Post by: Flying Dice on December 11, 2012, 07:07:39 pm
Take the whip, await orders and heaing.
Post by: TCM on December 11, 2012, 07:11:47 pm
Hey TCM just noticed
You forgot to update my character to red Big Macintosh.
Um, I did it a while back?
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 11, 2012, 08:06:49 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 12, 2012, 01:15:57 am
Um, I did it a while back?Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 12, 2012, 02:00:30 am
Grab Teddy's pistols, The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, a Hacha Axe, and switch the Bucanero's sword with a Turkish Saber in honor of the fallen mongols.
((Can AJ keep a facial scar from her Face Cut. For absolutely no reason other than the fact that I think it would look cool?))
Post by: ansontan2000 on December 12, 2012, 04:25:47 am
Um, I did it a while back?Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^
I believe you did get it confused, TCM. I still should be listed as Blue Simo Hahya.
Post by: TCM on December 12, 2012, 07:30:04 am
Um, I did it a while back?Odd I see myself in the waitlist as the Lone Wanderer
Did you confuse me with ansontan2000? Those Fluttershy-profil-pics might be confusing^^
I believe you did get it confused, TCM. I still should be listed as Blue Simo Hahya.
Oh. Lemme' fix that.
Post by: ansontan2000 on December 12, 2012, 07:49:04 am
Quote
Waitlist:
1. Zomara0292 (Bold Black Old Spice Guy)
2. Jatha (Navy Eragon)
3. Doomblade187 (Navy Roland Deschain)
4. SealyStar (Navy Al Capone)
5. Samari45 (Navy Agumon)
6. Crowsnest (Blue Lone Wanderer)
7. mcclay (Black Twilight Sparkle)
8. Biscuitlord (Red Big Macintosh)
9. Harry Baldman (Red Dagoth Ur)
10. Xantalos (Maroon Swedish Chef)
11. ansontan2000 (Blue Simo Hayha) <<<< Is correct.
12. Cassandra (Pink Gelu, Marksman of AvLee)
13. Geen
14. TsukikoNeri (Angela Victoire Blendin)
15. Naoki Kurogra (Spike the Drake)
16. Tiruin (Skyblue Altria Pendragon)
17. NobodyPro (Grey Slenderman)
18. ansontan2000 (Red Big Macintosh) <<<<Should be removed
19. ArchIAngel (Green Gelu, Marksman of AvLee)
20. scapheap (Purple Alex Mercer)
21. PowderMiner (White Simo Hayha)
22. Greenstarfanatic (Gold Magicka Guy)
23. Flintus10 (Green Deadpool)
Post by: TCM on December 12, 2012, 05:46:49 pm
The H.O.E.S. grab some new toys as they are herded down into the medic bay along with the rest of the wounded. The guards finally manage to figure out how to do the whole "rounding up" thing as they take the Anti-Pastians, walk them out onto planks, and shoot them into the ocean. Fluttershy and her few assistants have to care for all of them. However, with her tender care she manages to revive everyone to back to their normal health.
The voyage continues, and a few days later, the dead still on the ship are body-bagged, including Teddy Roosevelt and Cyan Garamonde. "We stand before our fallen comrades to honor their service to the Republic of Luna. They will not be forgotten." They are then dropped down into the sea behind the ship.
A few days more and the ship docks in a beach town on a large island. The H.O.E.S. are escorted off. "This is Morant Bay, Jamaica. A truck containing your reinforcements and new mission statement will be here shortly. You'll join them and drive to your destination. Farewell!" He steps back aboard the ship, as he, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie wave them off....
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 12, 2012, 06:17:03 pm
"Think I'll get a set icon for this?"
After gearing up, wait.
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 12, 2012, 06:58:41 pm
And now he was on his way to the battleground, looking over this strange, lush country. Jamaica, they called it. it was a pity that it was to be home to this war.
Post by: zomara0292 on December 12, 2012, 07:12:54 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on December 12, 2012, 08:48:31 pm
Crack the whip.
((So we just put the corpses in bodybags and dumped them over the side? No "sewn up in their hammocks with roundshot at head and feet"? Some seaside town is going to get a nasty, bloated surprise...))
Post by: TCM on December 12, 2012, 09:12:55 pm
((So we just put the corpses in bodybags and dumped them over the side? No "sewn up in their hammocks with roundshot at head and feet"? Some seaside town is going to get a nasty, bloated surprise...))
What? Of course not. The great Lunar-Celestian war has changed Earth's geographical features so much that bodies would just sink to the bottom.
Also, universe runs on magic and friendship. That helps.
Post by: Flying Dice on December 12, 2012, 09:28:56 pm
((So we just put the corpses in bodybags and dumped them over the side? No "sewn up in their hammocks with roundshot at head and feet"? Some seaside town is going to get a nasty, bloated surprise...))
What? Of course not. The great Lunar-Celestian war has changed Earth's geographical features so much that bodies would just sink to the bottom.
Also, universe runs on magic and friendship. That helps.
((Unless you've got incredibly low-density water or lead-lined bodybags, I don't think so. :P))
Post by: TCM on December 12, 2012, 09:29:49 pm
((So we just put the corpses in bodybags and dumped them over the side? No "sewn up in their hammocks with roundshot at head and feet"? Some seaside town is going to get a nasty, bloated surprise...))
What? Of course not. The great Lunar-Celestian war has changed Earth's geographical features so much that bodies would just sink to the bottom.
Also, universe runs on magic and friendship. That helps.
((Unless you've got incredibly low-density water or lead-lined bodybags, I don't think so. :P))
Yes. Because magic. Also I'm the GM. But also magic.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 13, 2012, 02:46:27 am
Pass the time by practicing my sharpshooting with Teddy's Pistols on some empty bottles.
((With some luck, Teddy's body could have washed ashore on 'Merican soil. I'd consider that slightly more respectful. Not sure about Cyan though))
Post by: Cassandra on December 13, 2012, 02:53:11 am
"Not bad Rainbow, but check out what I got!"
Pass the time by practicing my sharpshooting with Teddy's Pistols on some empty bottles.
((With some luck, Teddy's body could have washed ashore on 'Merican soil. I'd consider that slightly more respectful. Not sure about Cyan though))
((I do believe a train came for Cyan, and brought him to his wife and child))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 13, 2012, 02:57:37 am
As long as no one tried to suplex said train, then that would have been pretty touching."Not bad Rainbow, but check out what I got!"
Pass the time by practicing my sharpshooting with Teddy's Pistols on some empty bottles.
((With some luck, Teddy's body could have washed ashore on 'Merican soil. I'd consider that slightly more respectful. Not sure about Cyan though))
((I do believe a train came for Cyan, and brought him to his wife and child))
Post by: Samari45 on December 14, 2012, 10:09:03 am
Post by: TCM on December 14, 2012, 03:01:26 pm
Hey TCM, I posted a little while back that I wanted to change my character to Simon, but you didn't change it. Can I come in as Simon or would you like me to stay as Agumon?
I'll change it. Post your intro as Simon.
Post by: Samari45 on December 15, 2012, 05:20:06 am
"Hi everyone. The name's Simon. Heard you had bit of a problem. Me and Lagann should be able to sort it out."
Post by: TCM on December 15, 2012, 10:20:52 pm
Post by: mcclay on December 15, 2012, 10:58:23 pm
Twilight watched the countryside go by. She had finally been deemed fit to fight after her accident in Dwarf Fortress. She had heard of the horrible casulties on the Celestian side and was determined to stop the dying. Any damn way she could...
((Twi's evolved should either be Researcher Twilight or Paranoid Twilight.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 16, 2012, 12:52:49 am
((Twi's evolved should either be Researcher Twilight or Paranoid Twilight.))
((Let me guess, because I haven't been very up to date with my MLP... Researcher is from...It's About Time, and Paranoid from Lesson Zero, correct?))
Post by: mcclay on December 16, 2012, 01:19:37 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 16, 2012, 03:12:49 am
"Been a long time since I was last in Jamaica. I remember it like it was yesterday - Kingston, city of light, city of magic!"
The fellow then turns to the H.O.E.s. N'wah, all of them! Expendable n'wah, sure, but n'wah all the same. Remember the theme park, concentrate on your goal, don't let your emotions get the better of you. It'll all be worth it in the end!
"*ahem* GREETINGS, N'WAH. I AM DAGOTH UR. DO YOU SPEAK CHIMER? Ah, forget it. I WILL FOLLOW YOU N'WAH, AND I WILL OCCASIONALLY KILL SOMEONE. PERHAPS EVEN AN ENEMY OR TWO. MY CONDITIONS ARE THAT I GET A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE TO TAKE A NAP. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?"
Post by: SealyStar on December 16, 2012, 12:27:04 pm
"Yeah, the name's Al... Al Capone. I understand ya got a bit of a problem... I'll sorts it out... but how much ya got?"
Post by: TCM on December 16, 2012, 12:53:09 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 16, 2012, 01:07:32 pm
Post by: TCM on December 16, 2012, 01:12:42 pm
This one? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=99908.msg3699761;topicseen#msg3699761)
Thanks. Guess I forgot to put them in.
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 16, 2012, 04:46:58 pm
''Glad ta see y'all are here and well. Wouldn't like ta see ya hurt lil sis. Let's buck some flank.''
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 16, 2012, 11:22:25 pm
Give Big Bro a hug
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 18, 2012, 10:11:03 am
''Well couldn't let ya have all the fun on yar own lil sis. Now where is that darn Princess Celestia?''
Post by: mcclay on December 18, 2012, 10:41:14 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 18, 2012, 10:58:32 am
"And why would I ever blow up Red Mountain? It's such a nice place this time of year. Honestly, I can't understand why they built that pesky Ghostfence around it. It's almost as if they didn't consider me a good neighbor! Imagine that!"
Post by: TCM on December 21, 2012, 09:42:11 pm
With a new party formed the H.O.E.S. hop back into the Lunar Military Truck as they introduce themselves with their very varied and unique personalities as they drive off towards Kingston, the capital of Jamaica..
*Several Hours Later*
The H.O.E.S. drive into the bright, shining capital city.
(http://img.blogabond.com/UserPhotos/8901/580/Kingston443R.jpg)
The driver speaks to the group as they jump off his truck. "I've got word from the top that currently they are busy making plans and internally managing everything, so until they're ready you guys get to have a vacation here in Kingston. Good ahead, do anything you want. This place has everything: Hotels, Beaches, Museums, Casinos, Malls, Clubs, Restaurants, Shows, and so forth. They don't call it the "N.Y.C. of the Caribbean" for nothing! So, good have fun, hail Luna!" He gives a salute before driving off, leaving the party to do whatever they please.
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Post by: mcclay on December 21, 2012, 10:56:17 pm
Twilight goes looking for Museums
Post by: mcclay on December 21, 2012, 10:57:11 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 21, 2012, 11:06:05 pm
Roland stepped off the truck, looking around the bustling city. It was a busy place, bustling with activity. He doesn't have much to do, so he goes walking the streets in search of taverns and bars.
Post by: TCM on December 21, 2012, 11:47:50 pm
((I see no Roland on the H.O.E.S. list in the post.))
Roland stepped off the truck, looking around the bustling city. It was a busy place, bustling with activity. He doesn't have much to do, so he goes walking the streets in search of taverns and bars.
((Sorry, I'll fix that.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 21, 2012, 11:58:32 pm
Pastamancer squinted his eyes as he looking into the glaring lights of the busy city and tilted his neck to look around.
"Well, I guess... I guess that the beach might be like home."
Beach!
Post by: Samari45 on December 22, 2012, 01:22:09 am
Take Lagann to the beach and train. See if anyone would like to spar.
OOC: Simon has abilities that aren't listed in the H.O.E.S list. Could you fix that please, TCM?
Post by: TCM on December 22, 2012, 02:12:43 am
Guess I could get a little training in before the battle.
Take Lagann to the beach and train. See if anyone would like to spar.
OOC: Simon has abilities that aren't listed in the H.O.E.S list. Could you fix that please, TCM?
Yeah.
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 22, 2012, 04:00:20 am
Dagoth Ur will go to a hotel and ask for a room. If he is refused, he will give the clerk a Present From House Dagoth. Afterwards, he will get to a room and take a nap, using this opportunity to reach out to weak minds across Kingston and make them Dreamers.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 22, 2012, 04:03:25 am
Well shucks... It's like 'am back in Manehattan...
*sigh*
Well, maybe a short break wouldn't be all that bad...
"Hey Big Macintosh, how bout we do some sightseein' together? We could swap war stories, and you can fill me in bout how things are back at Sweet Apple Acres."
Pass the time sightseeing
Post by: SealyStar on December 22, 2012, 10:44:55 am
Connect with criminal underground to see if he can arrange a shady deal.
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 22, 2012, 01:58:17 pm
"Man, am I tired or what! I hate riding in vans, did you know that? I always get carsick. Nap-time!"Try to stay away from me, I live near there. Besides, I would probably make you nuts.
Dagoth Ur will go to a hotel and ask for a room. If he is refused, he will give the clerk a Present From House Dagoth. Afterwards, he will get to a room and take a nap, using this opportunity to reach out to weak minds across Kingston and make them Dreamers.
Post by: TCM on December 22, 2012, 02:39:00 pm
"Man, am I tired or what! I hate riding in vans, did you know that? I always get carsick. Nap-time!"Try to stay away from me, I live near there. Besides, I would probably make you nuts.
Dagoth Ur will go to a hotel and ask for a room. If he is refused, he will give the clerk a Present From House Dagoth. Afterwards, he will get to a room and take a nap, using this opportunity to reach out to weak minds across Kingston and make them Dreamers.
Oh, do you live in the Caribbean?
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 22, 2012, 06:59:15 pm
Post by: SealyStar on December 22, 2012, 07:05:30 pm
Kingston is in Washington state, not the Caribbean. I suppose I should of noticed that. Also, you misspelled Caribbean.
You know that Kingston is the capital of Jamaica, right? Or you're just trolling.
Post by: zomara0292 on December 22, 2012, 07:06:47 pm
Post by: ArchAIngel on December 22, 2012, 07:46:18 pm
*facepalm*Kingston is in Washington state, not the Caribbean. I suppose I should of noticed that. Also, you misspelled Caribbean.
You know that Kingston is the capital of Jamaica, right? Or you're just trolling.
Post by: SealyStar on December 22, 2012, 09:09:00 pm
*facepalm*Kingston is in Washington state, not the Caribbean. I suppose I should of noticed that. Also, you misspelled Caribbean.
You know that Kingston is the capital of Jamaica, right? Or you're just trolling.
Okay, good. Just being silly.
Post by: wsoxfan on December 23, 2012, 12:56:31 am
Post by: TCM on December 23, 2012, 11:27:56 am
Can I be waitlisted as Steve?
Okay. Color?
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 23, 2012, 01:00:32 pm
''But don't ya dare ta go shopping now. After a day of shopping with you girls ma back hurts more than after a day of bucking the trees.
Things are kinda rough at Sweet Apple Acres rigt naw. Without me and you theres noone ta bring the apples in. Applebloom and her friends are doing their best ta help out, but they ain't old enough yet ta be as good as you. And in the bit of free time Applebloom gets, she cares for Granny Smith. She's now ill since last winter and the docs sayin it doesn't look too good.''
Post by: TCM on December 23, 2012, 02:04:52 pm
Big Mac trots off with Applejack into the City quite amazed by the size and many lights
''But don't ya dare ta go shopping now. After a day of shopping with you girls ma back hurts more than after a day of bucking the trees.
Things are kinda rough at Sweet Apple Acres rigt naw. Without me and you theres noone ta bring the apples in. Applebloom and her friends are doing their best ta help out, but they ain't old enough yet ta be as good as you. And in the bit of free time Applebloom gets, she cares for Granny Smith. She's now ill since last winter and the docs sayin it doesn't look too good.''
That is grimdark as fuck. I mean, yes I'm running the RTD about this huge Inter-dimentional war where billions of living intelligent creatures have been killed, but now we're throwing in cancer and shit.
Post by: NobodyPro on December 23, 2012, 10:37:36 pm
Meanwhile, in the Land of Dreams...
Slenderman looked into the empty stocking. He knew it was a dream but it was always really horrible to know that this exact scene would be playing out in reality when he awoke to the cold Hearthwarming morning. The snow always ruined his pictures at this time of year, the colours always ran and it looked ghastly.
As he was about to awake he felt a tap on his shoulder. Standing behind him was Princess Luna and she had a gift. He unwrapped it to find a new magic marker. This one was navy blue and had 'waterproof' written on the side.
Slenderman was so happy that he drew a great big smile on his face.
((...and back to you.))
Post by: wsoxfan on December 24, 2012, 12:31:39 am
Green.Can I be waitlisted as Steve?
Okay. Color?
Post by: Samari45 on December 24, 2012, 05:51:11 am
These guys look like they could definitely handle themselves in a fight, but I still feel a little unprepared with just Lagann. What to do?
A plane flies overhead
That's it!
Go to the airport and find a jet. Use Lagann Impact to combine with it.
OOC: Hope I'm not getting too shenanigany for you TCM.
Post by: Flying Dice on December 26, 2012, 07:19:07 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 27, 2012, 03:42:44 am
[DATA EXPUNGED], though eventually everything worked out.
....Works fer me!
Post by: TCM on December 27, 2012, 09:32:51 pm
Twilight Sparkle walks herself into the Scientific Museum of Jamaica. Inside she learns about the history of the Earth, it's beginnings from the first microbes to the dinosaurs to modern species. She finally gets an explanation to a question she had for a long time: On Earth, primates managed to advance faster than Equine, allowing them to become the dominant species.
Roland Deschain wanders into the nearest quiet bar. It's a generic place and he sits down at a stool at the end, ordering up some ale. He's slipped a glass of the stuff and starts drinking it down.
The Pastamancer, a bit homesick, heads down to the shore of the city. The water washes up into the sand and recedes. It is peaceful. Minus the fact that there is some huge event composed of rambunctious drunk college students partying, but not a sand-which or sea monster in sight. This is definitely not the Kingdom of Loathing.
Simon jumps the fence into the back of the Kingston Airport, looking for a suitable vehicle to morph with Lagann. Along the way, he sees a nice jet in his hangar. As he approaches it, a search light from a tall building shines directly on him. A booming intercom voice bellows, "What are you doing here?!" Out of nowhere armed Airport Guards start surrounding Simon....
Dagoth Ur heads to the nearest resort hotel and asks for the penthouse. Before the deskman can question his appearance, Dagoth throws some miscellaneous, expensive piece of junk he found on one of his journeys onto the desk. He is handed a key-card immediately. Dagoth takes the elevator up, because magic is hard, and opens the door to his luxurious penthouse suite. Flopping onto his bed, Dagoth takes a nap and peers into the weak-minded mortals around him:
"Seriously, is she going to wear that dress? The back is all messed up and it doesn't go with her shoes!"
"Little does anyone know that the moon landing was faked by ME in 1895!"
"I wonder if my girlfriend got her toy and shoved it up my-"
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Applejack & Big Macintosh go sightseeing in downtown Kingston. They recall their various struggles since the start of the war, and reminisce before it even started. Oh how great Equestria once was...
Al Capone traverses to his familiar territory, the seedy underground of the big city. He ducks down into a shady club in the inner-city, lights flashing and the 21st century kids listening to whatever boopin'-ass music they designed. Quietly, he works his way for to the back to start up a deal.
Rainbow Dash [CENSORED], but at least that's legal in Jamaica....right?
While the H.O.E.S. chill out in Kingston, a casually-dressed green army marches into the city from the north. There are shots fired and explosions riddling the city as civilians scream and run about as civilians do. In the middle of the army is a long, green limousine. It opens it's speakers and blasts at a piercing volume:
"We are the Sons of Samedi! We have taken over our Haitian homeland, and we will now take the island of Jamaica. Stand down or be executed! Long live Samedi!"
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1111/782695-gang3.gif)
[Left to Right: Veteran Child, Mr. Sunshine, The General]
[Left to Right: Veteran Child, Mr. Sunshine, The General]
The General sits in the back of the vehicle, smoking a hash pipe, surrounded by guards on every limousine seat, poking rifles and RPGs out of the windows. Veteran Child and Mr. Sunshine flank the vehicle on it's sides.
<Communicator Message Inbound!:
"Tis' I, Princess Luna. You all must repel the Sons of Samedi. They are not of Celestian control, but they are a powerful nationalist army. If we lose Jamaica, we lose one of our best islands in the Western Hemisphere. The regular Samedi soldiers will not be any threat to you, but watch out for the commanders. The Jamaican military and police will assist you in this battle. Good luck!"
End Message>
Son of Samedi Commanders-
Mark Gabby: The top Samedi trafficker and soldier, fierce in combat.
Items: AK47, Machete
Health: Fine
Silverfeet: A seasoned drug runner for the Samedi, quick and daring.
Nimble: Can attack a target twice. 50% chance of -1 to defensive rolls.
Items: Automatic Pistol, Machete
Health: Fine
Autonomous Mobile Turret: A walking war robot developed by the Samedi. Consists or a turret machine-gun held on a base on top of four, spider-like legs.
Items: Machine Gun, Legs
Health: Fine
Cyborg Warrior: A result of an experiment, a entity that's human on one half and robot on the other, split down the middle.
Bulky: +1 to offensive rolls, 50% chance of -1 to defensive rolls.
Items:
Health: Fine
Alisha Deathrow: A head Samedi soldier with experience gunning down targets in everything from drive-bys to seiges.
Items: Dual Sub-machine Guns, Machete
Health: Fine
Eagle-Eyes: A quiet and deadly sharpshooter of the Samedi army with an eye for knocking off enemy commanders.
Sniper: Takes one turn to load primary weapon. When fired, primary weapon gets +1.
Items: Dragunov Sniper Rifle, Sunglasses, Bandana, Machete
Health: Fine
Trailblazer: One of the chief chefs of the potent Samedi drugs, which he also utilizes for combat.
Smokescreen: Can give someone a +1 to defensive each turn, including himself.
Items: Machete
Health: Fine
Veteran Child: The head DJ and one of the original Samedi gangsters.
Items: Heavy Machine Gun
Health: Fine
Mr. Sunshine: The most mystical and deadly of Samedi soldiers who uses not only brute strength, but voodoo to crush opposition.
Voodoo Regeneration: Recovers from some wounds after his turn.
Items: Cursed Machete
Health: Fine
And our boss:
The General - Sons of Samedi Head General. (Big surprise.) Rides around in a huge green limousine, bent on claiming the entire Caribbean.
Health: Kite-High
Mood: "This island is mine!"
Spoiler: Sons of Samedi Commanders (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Just want to tell everyone I'm really excited for this fight. Whereas most battles previously took place in a huge room or outdoor space, this one has the dynamic environment of a huge city, so everything from cars in parking lots to bricks on the street will play a role in this fight.
Post by: Samari45 on December 27, 2012, 09:43:41 pm
Continue with plan to combine Lagann with the jet.
Post by: Doomblade187 on December 27, 2012, 10:21:43 pm
Seeing the convoy driving down the street, Roland ducked out the back of the bar as he finished his drink, leaving an empty glass on the bar along with a single coin, more than enough to pay. Contacting the other H.O.E.S., he sent out the message, "Looks like we have a few guys running down the street here. I suggest that you go ahead and get your asses over here. Bring friends." Heading down the back alley, he went to gather and organize the remaining police, army, militia, etc.
((Read- recruit army, ploce, etc. that are still standing.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 27, 2012, 10:43:22 pm
Pastamancer looks around for a nearby building before getting to the roof. Once he's up there, he sets up his cannenoli cocoon, but doesn't head inside, instead trying to get a general idea of his distance from the other H.O.E.S. and the Soldiers.
Post by: mcclay on December 28, 2012, 12:12:04 am
Twilight proceeds to animate as many statutes/suits of armor/fossils/bones in the museum as she can. How? Fuck you shes Twilight Sparkle, thats how.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 28, 2012, 01:20:57 am
Applejack tries to find some rooftop she can climb up to via a fire escape or some such method, and then gets ready to ambush the nearest group of Samedi that rolls by with one of the Boss's Fragmentation Grenades
ya know, I kind of get the feeling that these little things were meant for fellas like these
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 28, 2012, 03:17:56 am
Dagoth Ur, not having quite processed Luna's message during his nap, briefly ponders what this new presence in the city might be. He realizes it could only be one thing - his least favorite thing in the world - people who worship someone other than him! He tries to see if he can change that.
Try to turn Silverfeet to my cause through telepathy! If that works, make him shoot the Cyborg Warrior twice. Preferably in the fleshy bits. If he dies from the first attack, then have him shoot Eagle-Eyes instead.
Post by: Biscuitlord on December 28, 2012, 06:25:20 pm
Apple Family Reunion: Call in Braeburn so
Post by: NobodyPro on December 28, 2012, 08:40:41 pm
Post by: TCM on December 28, 2012, 08:43:50 pm
((TCM, you made a little mistake: [Left to Right: Veteran Child, Mr. Sunshine, The General] is correct.))
Oops. I'll fix dat'.
Post by: Flying Dice on December 29, 2012, 11:22:28 pm
Fly to a rooftop, take potshots at the Cyborg with the Lee Enfield.
Post by: TCM on December 31, 2012, 05:52:09 pm
Post by: TCM on January 01, 2013, 04:08:43 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 01, 2013, 04:11:12 pm
Hmmm....what do you all recommend I do in this situation?Er...have them do what the characters would do, and after 3 turns or so of unresponsiveness, kill them off or something?
Post by: Harry Baldman on January 01, 2013, 04:13:27 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 01, 2013, 04:16:50 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on January 01, 2013, 05:28:43 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 01, 2013, 05:38:31 pm
Just assume that they're hung over and proceed with the turn. The characters, that is.
Yeah, holidays aren't the nicest time of the year for schedule. Make sure you've PM'd them both, and then maybe let them do nothing?What they said
Post by: zomara0292 on January 01, 2013, 06:45:05 pm
The old spice guy walked around on his motorcycle tossing old Spice at the runner, trying To explain To him why he needs old spice so much. "Frankly, we need more old Spice men in the world. Without it, we smell terrible And be unattractive to The laidies and their lady parts."
Post by: TCM on January 01, 2013, 06:47:57 pm
How did i forget about the ponies?!???!
The old spice guy walked around between the many different groups, like the swavenly manly man he was, spreading The good word About old spice And sharing fun times with The ladies Who ave lady parts.
Are you sure you want to do this while an army of Voodoo spirtualists are shooting everyone?
Also, please post your action in bold.
Post by: zomara0292 on January 01, 2013, 06:53:02 pm
Post by: TCM on January 02, 2013, 10:10:46 pm
An army of the Sons of Samedi marches onto the city, dispersing and firing into the crowd and buildings with guns and explosives. However, the H.O.E.S. step in to intervene!
"Sorry, I need this! If it's any consolation, it's helping me defend the city!" Simon yells out his apology as he quickly fuses Lagann with a jet, turning it into a big flying Mecha! The airport security does not notice, as they are distracted by the immediate takeover of the city by the Samedi.
Roland Deschain runs down a back alley out of the pub, jumping into the middle of the street and yelling to rally the populace of Kingston. (6) Quickly in response, a group of armor-plated and heavily armed policemen jump out of a truck and storm the city. As a group of Samedi swerve the corner and charge into the streets, casually dressed and armed with rudimentary weapons, the policemen cut them all down under a storm of bullets and tactical items.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team has joined the Battle!
The Pastmancer brushes his way past the screaming crowd on the beach. Looking for a tall structure, he looks at the bar with a flat roof selling beverages and food on the pier. He scales the pier and climbs up on the bar's ladder, reaching the roof. Once there, he casts a spell and summons his Cannelloni Cannon. Afterwards, he judges his distance from the main point of fighting. It looks like from here he can get good shots off, provided he doesn't miscalculate and accidentally hit the top of sides of one of the taller buildings in the city.
Twilight Sparkle sees opportunity all around in the museum. She casts a spell, "Animadiocus!" (5) Her magic flows into the exhibits around her. Suddenly, a group of dinosaurs and ancient warriors surround her, ready to take up the fight!
Ancient Warriors & Dinosaurs have joined the battle!
"Well so much for our little vacation eh Big Mac? Why don't we show these Sons of Sam how the Apple Family fights!" Applejack calls out to her big brother from the vantage point of the roof of an apartment building. She equips one of The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades, bouncing it in her hands, ready to strike down on the first group of gangbangers she sees.
''Sounds like a good idea ta me." Big Macintosh summons Braeburn. "So, what do you need Big Mac?" asks the stallion who appears out of nowhere. Mac turns to his cousin and discusses the ambush strategy...
"Yeesh, these people sure are dirty-minded. I might fix that. Wait, what's this? Heretics, believing in a God that isn't myself?! I'll show them divine intervention!"" Dagoth Ur closes his eyes and channels a flow of powerful physic energy. It weaves through the city until it finds it's perfect target: Silverfeet. It launches down on the Son of Samedi, going straight for his mind. (5 vs. 2) Silverfeet grabs at his head and screams, but Dagoth easily grips control of him. He falls to the ground and goes limp, before rising under control of a new master.
The possessed Silverfeet runs back through the streets, to the confusion of the soldiers around him. Soon, he finds the Cyborg Warrior and charges straight at him. (2 vs. 4) Silverfeet draws his Automatic Pistol and fires at the cyborg, though hitting him ineffectively in his hard, metallic right side. Cyborg Warrior does not know what's come over his mutinous comrade, but knows he needs to be stopped. (1+1 vs. 2) The cyborg swings at Silverfeet, but the nimble commander rolls out of the way as the cyborg's fist smashes into a car, denting it's engine. Silver grips his Machete and attempts to turn Cyborg Warrior into robot spaghetti. (1 vs. 1-1) The Cyborg Warrior stands there as an easy target, as Silverfeet taps him on his robotic shoulder with his Machete. This does not amuse the Cyborg Warrior. (5+1 vs. 3) Cyborg grabs Silverfeet by his shirt and throws him into a brick wall. Silverfeet slams into the wall and slumps down, the impact was so powerful it caused Dagoth Ur to lose his psychic grip on Silverfeet. Cyborg Warrior shrugs and walks away.
But the Cyborg Warrior is not done for today. As he walks through the streets, he stops as he sees Samedi soldiers drop like flies around them from bullets. He can't see the shooter, until he glances up at a skyscraper to see Rainbow Dash sniping them with Colonel Lieutenant Daniel Wintle's Lee Enfield Rifle! Woo, typing that is a handful! (3 vs. 1-1) As he stands there, pondering why a rainbow colored Pegasus is shooting at him with a WWII-era rifle, he feels a bullet slash straight through his not metal leg.
Old Spice Guy is riding around in his magical motorcycle, when he sees Silverfeet struggling to stand, and also coughing up blood. "Let's see what we have here. You: You're coughing up blood, quite likely as the result of being slammed into a wall by a large cyborg. Me: Riding around on my dazzling magical motorcycle. The difference? I use Old Spice (TM). Anything is possible with Old Spice. I'm riding on a lion." Isaiah tosses a can of deodorant at Silverfeet from his seat on his lion. Silverfeet grabs the Old Spice, sniffs it, (6 vs. 5-1) and applies it to his stank armpits. He then combusts into fire. He screams and jumps into a puddle of water. But because of the magic of Old Spice, the puddle was actually the entrance to a hole with a 500 ft. drop, which Silverfeet falls into. Guess he wasn't manly enough for Old Spice.
Al Capone stays in the shadows of the underworld, gripping his gun tightly, waiting for someone to come around the corner. (But nobody does XP)
Mark Gabby sees Simon fly over him with in his Lagann-Jet. "Hey, you guys take cover, I'mma handle this!" Mark's troops disperse as he lifts his AK up and fires at the mecha. (3 vs. 2) The powerful and penetrating high-caliber bullets pierce Lagann's armor.
The Autonomous Mobile Turret crawls down the streets of Kingston. It keeps crawling until it is met with the sight of the Elite Kingston SWAT Team disposing of the Samedi soldiers. The intelligent machine, however, uses it's stealth to avoid the firefighting by scaling unseen on the nearby buildings. On the side of one building, the turret locks onto Roland Deschain, seeing the heavily armed and deadly looking man as a threat that needs to be neutralized. Without him seeing it, the turret aims it's Machine Gun directly at him. (2 vs. 1) The spinning Gatling-gun-like weapon fires upon Roland, and finely notices it when a flurry of bullets fire on the area around him. One even gets him on the shoulder, but it's merely a flesh wound. Before he can take more hits, Roland dives behind a car that deflects the machine gun fire until the Turret stops spinning temporarily.
Cyborg Warrior lets out a pained, gritted-teeth roar as he feels the bullet shred into his leg. He turns his head to look up at Rainbow Dash. The cocky pegasus sticks her tongue out. Cyborg Warrior is not a very amused cyborg man. (See A Few Paragraphs Above for Referencing) The Cyborg picks up a nearby car, hoisting it over his head with the strength of 83 midgets. Grunting, his metallic arm chucks the metal vehicle at Dashie Dash. (3+1 vs. 6) He did not manage to take Dashie's agility into account, as she spreads her wings and zooms out of the way of the car as it slams onto the top of the building. R.D. zooms around a few times before doing a somersault in transition to pointing her rifle back at the cyborg. (6 vs. 1) A second bullet hits the cyborg in his chest, though it hits him in his metallic side. The bullet is so powerful enough it breaks the link between the two parts of his body. The Cyborg, unaware of this fact, takes a step forward. However, his moves are not coordinated between his halves, and his two parts rip away from each other, as his split down the middle. Both parts of him simply fall flat into a pool of blood and oil.
Alisha Deathrow and her soldiers barge into the Museum of Natural Science. The soldiers break down the doors and charge, but are surprised to find a horde of Ancient Warriors & Dinosaurs awaiting them. However, the fearless Alisha is not intimidated. "Come on, fire!" She fires one of her sub-machine guns into the opposition, and her soldiers follow suit. (6 vs. 2) Twilight Sparkle seemed to have forgotten something about ancient people and creatures: they don't know what guns are. As so in effect, the group of them charges the gangsters, only to be completely cut down as warrior and dinosaur alike has their chests, limbs and heads riddled with bullets until all of them fall. Alisha tells her soldiers to hold fire and advance, when she notices Twilight. "Hey, it's that unicorn!" (5 vs. 4) Twilight flees upstairs into the museum from the flurry of Alisha's gunfire, but in doing so takes a shot to the side of her left flank.
Eagle-Eyes sits still, perched a-top a skyscraper, loading his cartridge into his Dragunov. After the loading is completely, he looks into the scope and peers for targets across Kingston.
Trailblazer runs into The Old Spice Guy. Gripping onto his Machete, the Son of Samedi roars and charges the lion-riding lady magnet. (2 vs. 5) However, he is halted when the Old Spice lion lunges out and bites him in his pant leg, tripping him. (4 vs. 1) "A man like's you can only be cured by the power of magnificent Old Spice (TM)!" Isiah leaps over the man and sprays Old Spice (TM) directly down his throat. This makes the Trailblazer forget about the lion, and think more about suffocating to death via heavy doses of powerful deodorant.
Veteran Child and Mr. Sunshine escort their armies down the streets of Kingston, only for an orange stallion to confront them. "~Hey everybody, I'm not familiar with city places like this and was wonderin' if I could get a look around?~" (5) The Sons of Samedi feel compelled to show this newcomer around, because he was totally attracting them in a completely platonic and heterosexual way and absolutely nothing else. "Surprise boys!" Applejack tosses one of the grenades onto the soldiers as they are distracted. (6+1 vs. 2) The grenade turns into a Hollywood-esque explosion that sends dozens of the soldiers flying into the air and more cut down by the huge amount of shrapnel. Among the killed are Veteran Child, screaming and pulling on the trigger as shrapnel cuts into his chest and neck, and he falls forward gripping the trigger of his Heavy Machine Gun, which blindly fires into the Samedi that are still standing.
Even Mr. Sunshine is hit by flying shrapnel, giving him lacerations all over his body. As he sees everyone around him die slowly and painfully, he grips his Cursed Machete and walks towards Braeburn menacingly. "~Hey! I never hurt anyone!~" He smiles meekly, but this quickly disappears as Sunshine raises his giant sword. What Sunshine does not see coming is Big Macintosh running out of the alley and sending a flying buck-kick into his back. (4+1 vs. 5) His spine cracks and Mr. is sent crashing into a wall, face-first. The Apple family cheers, but stops immediately as they see their enemy get to his feet, with all apparent wounds on him gone. "I am a Voodoo Wizard, you think you little ponies will be able to take down a true Son of Samedi?!"
The General's Limousine cruises around Kingston, each window coming with a rifle or RPG sticking out of it, the leader himself sitting back, a fat piece of skunk in his mouth. One of the guards calls out, "General, I see a man loading some sort of missile on the pier, and he's not one of us!" The boss waves his hand casually at the direction of the pier. "Well then dispose of him."
The Pastamancer is figuring out a good shot with his cannon, when he looks up and sees a barrage of bullets and rockets heading straight at the pier. (4 vs. 5) The Pastamancer fires a shot off before he jumps off of the roof into the ocean. The bar and his cannon are destroyed by several rockets, and the whole pier catches on fire, but he is safe. And while his weapon was destroyed, it at least got one shot off at the limousine convoy. (4 vs. 6) The pasta bomb lands on the street near the car, but not close enough to damage it.
The General
Health: Smokin'
Mood: Damn it feels good to be a gangster. And high. And blowing up beaches.
Spoiler: Son of Samedi Commanders- (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 02, 2013, 11:01:57 pm
Post by: mcclay on January 02, 2013, 11:35:06 pm
She then makes a small whirlwind that picks up every sharp/large and blunt object in the muesuem. It gets bigger and faster until if forms in to a Shrapnel Storm.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on January 03, 2013, 12:29:18 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 01:14:31 am
Summon the Spaghetti Elemental.
Post by: Harry Baldman on January 03, 2013, 02:48:31 am
Dagoth Ur will take control of Eagle-Eyes and make him shoot Mr. Sunshine in the back of the head. If this works, have him not resist RD's murderous advance as well.
Post by: Samari45 on January 03, 2013, 09:36:05 am
Grab Mark Gabby and crush him. Afterwards, use spiral power ability.
Post by: SealyStar on January 03, 2013, 09:59:35 am
"Hey, it's been a while since I gots into some secret dealings... the name's Al Capone, and don't forgets it."
Find the leaders of the gang and start some negotiations.
Post by: Flying Dice on January 03, 2013, 03:57:09 pm
Fly around the city, searching for a target [Eagle-Eyes]. When found, sneak up on him and attempt to push him off of his skyscraper with the sharp end of a old friend/overhyped Japanese sword.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 03, 2013, 10:01:51 pm
"I am a Voodoo Wizard, you think you little ponies will be able to take down a true Son of Samedi?!""uhhh.... Yeah!"
AJ whips out Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols and bolts from the rooftop, ramming into Mr. Sunshine in midair while unloading both of her six shooters into him!
((Also, HOT DAMN DID THAT AMBUSH KICK ASS!))
Post by: zomara0292 on January 03, 2013, 10:47:18 pm
(Of Old Spice shampoo and conditioner)
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 04, 2013, 12:16:22 pm
"I am a Voodoo Wizard, you think you little ponies will be able to take down a true Son of Samedi?!"
''Eeyup!'' (http://spam-bronies.de/images/sweetdreams/Smilies2/mlp-bigmac.png)
Big Mac bucks a nearby Building and fires the falling debries with his hindhooves at Mr.Sunshine.
''Hey cous, we could use a little help here!''
''Incoming Big Mac!
Yeeeeeehaaww!!''
Braeburn didn't come without help. Seems like he brought his friends from Appleloosa. Charging in with a herd of buffalo, together they stampede over Mister Sunshine and every member of the Sons of Samedi that they encounter.
Never underestimate the distracting Power of Braeburn
So Uhm is Braeburn a Friendly NPC aswell or did I just summon him for one round?
Post by: TCM on January 04, 2013, 05:02:47 pm
"I am a Voodoo Wizard, you think you little ponies will be able to take down a true Son of Samedi?!"
''Eeyup!'' (http://spam-bronies.de/images/sweetdreams/Smilies2/mlp-bigmac.png)
Big Mac bucks a nearby Building and fires the falling debries with his hindhooves at Mr.Sunshine.
Never underestimate the distracting Power of Braeburns plot.
So Uhm is Braeburn a Friendly NPC aswell or did I just summon him for one round?
You can keep him, he isn't listed under Friendly NPCs since he is under your direct control.
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 05, 2013, 07:17:56 am
Post by: TCM on January 08, 2013, 08:40:29 pm
"Cover me!" Roland Deschain commands the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team to guard him as he jumps over the trunk of the car and pulls his guns out in classic gunslinger form, both aimed at the legs of the robotic Autonomous Mobile Turret. (6 vs. 1) There's a flash from the muzzles of the guns as various bullets pierce the legs of the sentry, tearing the robotic limbs to shreds. Without the support of it's legs, the robot falls off of the building and slams flat on it's gun. The gun shatters into pieces as it hits the ground with a spray of circuitry breaking and fizzing. With his job done here, Roland turns his back and looks to the new situations unfolding in front of him.
Twilight Sparkle fled from Alisha Deathrow and her gang, running through the museum. Behind her Alisha and her group chases her down, spraying Twilight's path with a storm of bullets. "You can't hide from me little pony!" As the unicorn runs through the museum, she has a plan though; she picks up all the sharp pointy objects, like spears, blades and flagpoles, along with heavy objects, like benches, pots, and armor, with her magic, dragging them all together into a Katamari sphere of doom. As she enters one spacious room, she suspends the sphere in mid-air and runs out of it. Just as Alisha and her thugs all enter, Twilight uses her magic again to lock the doors on both sides of the room. Leaving them trapped. "Fuck you, when we get out of here-" She glances up to notice the giant rotating sphere levitating in the middle of the air. "...Oh gowd'." (6 vs. 2) The sphere explodes and the contents of it fly everywhere. There are screams and then the sounds of bodies and objects of all sorts and sides slam into the walls. Even Alisha hesitates, and this leads to a downfall as a spear flies straight into her chest and pins her to the wall. In her death throes, she groans and drops her guns.
The Pastamancer stands up from the rubble of the pier. He raises his hands in the air while chanting, "Hey Spaghetti Elemental! I'd like you to come and make the Sons of Samedi die!"
(2)
"NO."
Well, I guess today isn't the best day to summon it.
'~Ah, to be asleep and telepathic! Can't beat a sensation like that.~' Dagoth Ur remained cuddled up in his bed as his telepathy seemed to working out quite well. In his dreams, he saw his physic power transverse over the buildings, until it came to rest on a Samedi man scoping out the city with a powerful rifle. The physic energy descends upon the sniper, (3 vs. 1) and Eagle Eyes screams and resists the physic power for a bit until it finally overcomes him. Even when it does control him, he mentally protests but his body puts up no resistance. He raises his rifle and points it at the nefarious Mr. Sunshine. (3+1 vs. 5) Sunshine jumps as a bullet hits the ground near his feet. "What is this? A sniper! Go away!" Sunshine swings his arm at the building Eagle Eyes is resting on, a wave of green Voodoo magic racing out of it. (6 vs. 3) The blast rips through the buildings and causes it to fall on it's foundation. The various floors collapse into the ground and a cloud of dust and debris flies through the street. Eagle Eyes falls down with it, tumbling and screaming through the air....
Just as Rainbow Dash came zooming by, her Katana end sticking right out at Eagle Eyes to make some eagle shiskabob. (6 vs. 2) The blade goes right through his chest and out his back, and Rainbow swirls her sword around to show off her prize. "Hey guys, look what I caught! You know, for someone with good sight you didn't see that one coming?" Dashie flicks the blade and sends the bloodied corpse down into the building debris.
Simon, in his Jet-Lagann, swerves down to the ground and picks Mark Gabby up. Mark is surprised, and the rest of his group runs screaming away from the giant robot. Simon picks the Samedi commander and brings him right up to the faceplate of the Mecha. "You think a weapon like that can hurt Sky Lagann? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?" (5 vs. 2) Simon grips tightly on the struggling Mark Gabby, Lagann's fingers compressing around him. Frustrated that he doesn't die quicker, Simon uses Spiral Power!
Al Capone skedaddles out of the alley and confronts Mr. Sunshine. "Hey buddy, name's Al Capone. Don't forget it. Listen, I see ya' all got your little operations down here, something I ain't no stranger to. Here's deal, we get the west half a' dis' town, you get dah' other half, capeesh?" The mob boss extends his hand forward for a shake. Sunshine raises his Machete and slashes it downwards, only for Capone to mockingly jerk it back at the last second and making the Samedi commander stumble. "Ah, no dice. Guess I'll bring out dah' toys then!" Swishing his jacket-cape open dramatically, Capone pulls his signature Tommy Gun from his back and swings it forwards pointing it straight at Sunshine. (2 vs. 5) He manages to get some hits on the leader, but they seem to have no effects as Mr. Sunshine simply stands up and walks towards Al, barely flinching every time a shot lands on him. "Ya' know, this usually ain't how tings' work out!" (4 vs. 2) Mr. Sunshine brings his Cursed Machete down on Capone's Right Forearm. He curses and drops his Tommy Gun, and looks at his arm. It doesn't hit but it starts to....become paralyzed. Petrified in fact. The area of the cut all the way to Capone's hand turns to solid stone. "Now dat' ain't gud' either."
Fortunately for Al, he has some back-up in the fight as Applejack charges out of a building door straight at Mr. Sunshine! As she gets near him she bends down into a slide, turns around, and smashes her hind hooves at him propelling him straight into the air. "I'll show you how we hunt country style!" Applejack spins around and points both of Teddy Roosevelt's Pistols at Sunshine, one in each hoof, and fires at the airborn target. (3 vs. 4) Several shoots slam into Sunshine, and eventually his body falls back on the ground, motionless. Applejack blows the smoke off of the pistol barrels. "Well, how do ya' like them apples?" Apparently, Mr. Sunshine doesn't like them very much as he immediately springs to his feet and charges her. (3 vs. 6) He takes a swing right at her head, but the earth pony ducks under his attack and bucks him again, and he goes flying into a truck, only to get back on his feet. "Come on, ain't there a way to take this sour-apple out?"
"I'm on it sis!" Big Macintosh declares as he bucks the side of a nearby abandoned apartment, causing part of the wall to crumble into piles of brick before him. He kicks up the piles of bricks and sends the hardened debris flying towards Mr. Sunshine. (4 vs. 4) One pile strikes Sunshine right in the chest, sending him right back into the side of the truck. He grimaces with pain, and hides behind the truck so that no more bricks can strike him. When Big Mac runs out of his ammunition, Mr. Sunshine emerges once more. "I told you all you can not defeat me, for I am a true Son of Samedi, I am almost a good unto myself!"
"Yee-haw!" And then Braeburn and the Apple Family Reunion bunch charge in. (5 vs. 2) Mr. Sunshine is thrown underfoot the stampede.
The Old Spice Guy shakes his head at the Trailblazer, as the man is so unmanly he can only respond to questions with wheezing and occasionally declaring "MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTO*coughing*". Isaiah stands up solemnly as the man pitifully tries to breath, probably out of breath since he is in such proximity of a true man. Isaiah then throws a ticket onto the man. "May your soul smell like a great man in the great after after-shower." Isaiah turns and walks away. (2 vs. 4) There is an explosion, and he curiously looks over his shoulder. Much to his surprise, the Trailblazer is standing upright and perfectly fine in the explosion's crater. "I am a true man, not you, for I am one with Samedi!" Triumphantly but sternly the Old Spice Guy turns around to face him. "Oh? If you are such a man, prove it!" (1 vs. 6) "WELL I AM SUCH A MAN THAT I DON'T EXIST." The Trailblazer disappears from the universe. Isiah claps.
Mark Gabby, flailing about in the grip of Simon's Lagann, makes one last ditch effort at survival. He points his AK47 at the machine's cockpit where Simon would be and let's the trigger loose. (2 vs. 4) He misses because he is pain. (5 vs. 3) Simon gets annoyed and throws him into a trash can. The garbage truck comes and takes him away.
"Mr. Sunshine stands up, even though at this point he has been so trampled and damaged that his healing has mended all of his body yet. "Can't...beat me...I am a God!..." He stumbles up to the side and vomits. And then stands back up, moaning and with blurred vision. "....Fat man dies first!" He grips his Cursed Machete and charges Al Capone. (6 vs. 1) Sunshine charges the stunned gangster and cuts through his clothes and hat, tearing into his flesh and body, ripping apart his limps, slashing and mashing his head into an unrecognizable pile of mush...
Capone turns to the ponies next to him. "Your guy's family musta' done some real hurt on dat' head a' his. He's really goin' after dat' store's outfit display model." (Actually it was a 6 vs. 6. :3)
The General peers out a window. All of his commanders were either dead or taking out a vendetta on fashion. He slumps back down on this seat. "...Which one of you motherfuckers told me the H.O.E.S. were those clown soldiers that died out of sheer incompetence?" His guard shrugs. Sighing, the mastermind looks to a glass case on the back of the car, that protected a red button, labeled with the warning 'ONLY FOR EMERGENCY USE'. Well, it looked it was time for that. He slammed his fist on the glass, shattering it and hitting the button. (6) Suddenly a green aura flies into the General. He closes his eyes, and reopens them with glowing red irises. "I HAVE ASCENDED. FEAR ME MORTALS, FOR I AM ONE WITH SAMEDI." He steps out of his limo, which explodes in a fireball behind him from the sheer eminence of the power within the general. His Machete extends into a blade of anime proportions.
"I AM NO LONGER GENERAL. I AM SAMEDI, GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD, A TRUE SUPER SAYIAN."
LORD SAMEDI has possessed the General! He gets a +1 to all rolls!
Somewhere else in Kingston, the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Squad comes upon Mr. Sunshine. They do dat' point en' shoot. "You can not beat me, I am-" They shoot him a lot of times. More than 7. He eventually dissipates into a puff of green ash.
Lord Samedi
Health: Deity
Mood: ~RUN COWARDS~
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
WHAT A TWIST, TURNS OUT HE WAS A SUPER SAYIAN ALL ALONG. THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE.
Anyway guys, based on the amount of deaths in the last few battles, I have decided on a new action your character's can use, if any of you are noble enough. This action is Guard, which uses up a turn. First, a character chooses another character(s) to guard, and declares it in their action. When they are guarding, all attacks aimed towards the characters being guarded will be redirected to their guardian. Note that the guardian will counter any unsuccessful attacks as usual.
Also, I'd love to work on this game's TV Trope page, but my computer has been having issues with the site. If you haven't checked out the TV Trope "Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia" game, I'd advise you to check it out, maybe even add something if you want. Thanks guys! /shamelessselfpromotion
Post by: Powder Miner on January 08, 2013, 09:46:57 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 08, 2013, 10:03:38 pm
But first, he conjures up more pasta armor, plus-size, and gives it to Oleg.
Post by: Samari45 on January 08, 2013, 10:06:52 pm
The bottom half of Sky Lagann turns into a drill.
"Sky Lagann Impact!"
Use Infinite Spiral. Drill through Lord Samedi.
OOC: Yes, that is +4 to all rolls this turn. Yes, I just realized how OP that is.
Post by: Harry Baldman on January 09, 2013, 12:36:44 am
"Hey, I'm a god! How is it that I don't have any guards? Somebody could have strangled me in my sleep! Granted, I would respawn at the Heart of Lorkhan, but still!"
Dagoth Ur will summon an Ascended Sleeper (maybe Dagoth Hlevul, that one seemed like a nice enough sort) to guard him.
Post by: Zako on January 09, 2013, 08:09:37 am
Post by: zomara0292 on January 09, 2013, 05:11:33 pm
Post by: ArchAIngel on January 09, 2013, 05:59:23 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 10, 2013, 12:29:20 pm
''Good work y'all.''
Big Mac gives AJ a big hug for her good work and then proceeds to give Braeburn an invigorating slap on his plot in a totally non homoerotic way, just like those footballplayers do after their game in the shower.
But suddenly an explosion of power disrupted the good mood as the General ascended.
''Well shucks. Guess you shouldn't count your Zapp-Apples before you harvest them.
Speaking of...''
He takes out some bottles of Zapp-Apple-Cider out of his Saddle-Bag and gives everyone one to take a good chug of it. The Cider should strengthen and toughen up everyone drinking from it. Buffing them for the Big fight.
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 10, 2013, 05:54:09 pm
((So basically, aid action for Simon.))
Post by: TCM on January 10, 2013, 08:28:04 pm
"Time to finish this up. Infinite Spiral!"
The bottom half of Sky Lagann turns into a drill.
"Sky Lagann Impact!"
Use Infinite Spiral. Drill through Lord Samedi.
OOC: Yes, that is +4 to all rolls this turn. Yes, I just realized how OP that is.
Perhaps it wouldn't be as OP if it has a one battle per use recharge? So everytime you use it, you can't use it for the next fight again to kill the boss, so you have to use it strategically and decide "Is this boss dangerous? Or should I save it for a boss that could be worse?"
Post by: Flying Dice on January 10, 2013, 08:28:31 pm
Shoot.
Post by: SealyStar on January 10, 2013, 08:54:18 pm
"Ah, ya sonuva...", he mutters, pulls out some brass knuckles with his non-petrified hand, runs at his assailant, and swings.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 10, 2013, 09:43:15 pm
(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2213/applejacklie.jpg)
"Now what in tarnation is making all them lights and explosions over there? I think I'm gonna need a little extra firepower."
Taking her lasso, AJ wraps up ALL of the Boss's Fragmentation Grenades into one Ultra-Mega Explosive. Applejack will then hang back from the big fight and wait for an opportunity blow Samedi back to the Underworld with her bomb!
Oh and she'll buff up by taking a swig of Zap Apple Cider while she's at it.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 10, 2013, 10:02:15 pm
Al Capone ignores this "Samedi", and instead focuses on giving "Mr. Sunshine" a facial makeover.He dead.
"Ah, ya sonuva...", he mutters, pulls out some brass knuckles with his non-petrified hand, runs at his assailant, and swings.
Post by: Samari45 on January 10, 2013, 10:26:25 pm
Perhaps it wouldn't be as OP if it has a one battle per use recharge? So everytime you use it, you can't use it for the next fight again to kill the boss, so you have to use it strategically and decide "Is this boss dangerous? Or should I save it for a boss that could be worse?"
Infinite Spiral is one use per battle. It's that I only just realized I could combo it with spiral power to get the +4. Although if he doesn't go down I'll be taking a -2 so that's a bit of a worry. Although you do bring up a good point about multiple bosses.
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 11, 2013, 04:29:22 am
"They never just shot anybody in Dragonball, did they, fool?
Son Goku even got shot as a little child. Barely got a scratch from that.
And "anypony" for Rainbow Dash just say sayian.
Post by: Flying Dice on January 13, 2013, 05:49:25 pm
"They never just shot anybody in Dragonball, did they, fool?
Son Goku even got shot as a little child. Barely got a scratch from that.
And "anypony" for Rainbow Dash just say sayian.
((Do you think that she remembers details from things she watches? Also, no, 'anybody'. We're looking at a 'verse where there's interaction between humans and ponies, ergo she would know the correct term with which to reference the human characters in a human show, even if she isn't really personally familiar with any and thinks of them as less-hairy monkeys. In the same sense that a human would refer to Derpy as a postmare rather than a postwoman.))
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on January 14, 2013, 02:37:44 am
((-snip- In the same sense that a human wouldn't refer to Derpy as a postmare rather than a postwoman.))((Jury's up on that. I know I would. :P It's the same as when you say "hammerdwarf" instead of "dwarf hammerman". Slight speciecist undertones notwithstanding, it's just a more accurate description.))
Post by: zomara0292 on January 14, 2013, 11:21:33 am
Post by: TCM on January 14, 2013, 03:48:40 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on January 14, 2013, 05:04:47 pm
((EDIT: I know, I accidentally typed "wouldn't" instead of "would". It was late, herp derp on me.))((-snip- In the same sense that a human wouldn't refer to Derpy as a postmare rather than a postwoman.))((Jury's up on that. I know I would. :P It's the same as when you say "hammerdwarf" instead of "dwarf hammerman". Slight speciecist undertones notwithstanding, it's just a more accurate description.))
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 14, 2013, 06:14:58 pm
but i rest my case there^^
In the other point I'd say that the fact, that she calls them hairy monkeys shows that she would still say anypony. The most important thing is they use anypony regularly. Not only for Ponies, but also for animals. So Ithink she still would've used it, but no way to know for sure ;D
Post by: mcclay on January 14, 2013, 06:37:49 pm
Twi gathers up all the debries from the around the city and makes a giant war suit.
Post by: Samari45 on January 15, 2013, 11:47:15 pm
Post by: TCM on January 15, 2013, 11:53:48 pm
Starting tomorrow I won't have internet for 6 days. Sorry about that.
It's alright, I'll auto you.
Post by: ArchAIngel on January 18, 2013, 02:39:44 pm
Post by: TCM on January 18, 2013, 09:41:01 pm
(Pokes) Turn?
I still have my Syndicate RTD to update. Then I'll do this one.
Post by: Samari45 on January 21, 2013, 08:45:42 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 22, 2013, 04:12:20 pm
*ahem*(Pokes) Turn?
I still have my Syndicate RTD to update. Then I'll do this one.
Post by: TCM on January 22, 2013, 04:16:25 pm
*ahem*(Pokes) Turn?
I still have my Syndicate RTD to update. Then I'll do this one.
OKAY FINE GUIS ILL DO EET
Post by: ArchAIngel on January 22, 2013, 06:18:40 pm
Thank you. Now, that lyra sheet shall be kept unposted.*ahem*(Pokes) Turn?
I still have my Syndicate RTD to update. Then I'll do this one.
OKAY FINE GUIS ILL DO EET
Post by: Flying Dice on January 22, 2013, 07:42:45 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 22, 2013, 09:34:05 pm
TCM, speaking from the perspective of a procrastination-tending ex-GM, don't feel pressured to update. If you're forcing it out or don't feel like updating, don't, because slow updates are much better than burnout.Yep.
Post by: TCM on January 22, 2013, 09:39:58 pm
TCM, speaking from the perspective of a procrastination-tending ex-GM, don't feel pressured to update. If you're forcing it out or don't feel like updating, don't, because slow updates are much better than burnout.Yep.
It's fine, it's not just the procrastination....it's just.....the Walking Dead game. Can't stop. HELP ME
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 22, 2013, 09:52:23 pm
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on January 24, 2013, 06:29:12 pm
Don't give in! Resist it, friend! Resist it!TCM, speaking from the perspective of a procrastination-tending ex-GM, don't feel pressured to update. If you're forcing it out or don't feel like updating, don't, because slow updates are much better than burnout.Yep.
It's fine, it's not just the procrastination....it's just.....the Walking Dead game. Can't stop. HELP ME
Post by: Xantalos on January 24, 2013, 06:31:34 pm
THE CURE IS THE BLOOD OF WILL SMITHTCM, speaking from the perspective of a procrastination-tending ex-GM, don't feel pressured to update. If you're forcing it out or don't feel like updating, don't, because slow updates are much better than burnout.Yep.
It's fine, it's not just the procrastination....it's just.....the Walking Dead game. Can't stop. HELP ME
Post by: RTD on January 25, 2013, 09:33:42 pm
Sign me up for Teal Steve(?).
It's time I got back into RTD.
Post by: mcclay on January 26, 2013, 01:20:31 am
Post by: Xantalos on January 26, 2013, 01:24:50 am
Post by: zomara0292 on January 26, 2013, 04:31:27 pm
Post by: TCM on January 26, 2013, 04:42:29 pm
The Pastamancer flips open The Boss's Cellphone and browses through the contacts, which hosts its own selection of gangsters and other unique people. Looking for a good candidate to assist the H.O.E.S., the Pastamancer dials the number of a large Russian fellow. "Hey Oleg, can you come over here and help us fight some Voodoo dude? I think he's had some beef with the Saints before." "Yes, I will be there soon." In the meantime, the Pastamancer decides to whip up some pasta armor for the giant. (3) A Pasta Helmet, good enough. Just in time, as Oleg bursts out of nowhere and grabs the helmet, placing it upon his head.
Oleg has joined the battle!
He then charges at Lord Samedi! (2 vs. 6+1) (1 vs. 4+1) Samedi's giant blade swings at the genius bruiser and.....oh....ouch...well , that's the shortest lifespan we've seen yet.
Oleg has been killed!
Dagoth Ur bitches about stuff. "Hey, I'm a god! How is it that I don't have any guards? Somebody could have strangled me in my sleep! Granted, I would respawn at the Heart of Lorkhan, but still!" Angrily, Dagoth began calling forth the Ascended Sleeper. (3) Flames come forward from the floor of the hotel room, forming a circle. The flames spew ash and out of them come; "WOOBOOWOAOAOOAOAO!" It seems in his angry haste, Dagoth has accidentally summoned an Asinine Sleeper! The Asinine Sleeper is exactly like the Ascended Sleeper in the same way that the Dwarf Fortress forums are exactly like Reddit.
Asinine Sleeper has joined the battle!
The Old Spice Guy shakes his head in pity. These so called "Gods" don't realize the true source of everything holy and divine in the universe: Old Spice (TM). To prove his point, he takers out a can of the elixir and tosses to the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team, so they may indulge in it's greatness. "Enjoy." (2) The can hits one of them in the helmet and bounces off, rolling into a sewage drain.
Big Macintosh congratulated his family before witnessing the Samedi's transformation. Reaching into his bag, he passed a drink of Zap-Apple-Cider to his group. "Drink up everyone, you're gonna' need it." (5) After a big swig, Mac stamps his hooves. "Woo-wee that's good!" (Liquid Courage Boost: +1 to all rolls next turn.)
Roland Deschain loads up his guns. Seeing Simon charging up his signature attack, he fires at Lord Samedi! (3 vs. 2+1) The bullets don't make it past the Voodoo god's swirling aura.
Rainbow Dash scopes out Lord Samedi and fires a shot at him. (3 vs. 1+1) The shot hits him right in the chest!....Though he doesn't seem to react or notice it at all.
Al Capone starts punching the shit of Mr. Sunshine's ash. And soma' diss! And soma' dat!" The ash flies all over the place.
Applejack wraps up all of The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades with her Lasso into a pile. "That oughta' do it! Now for some cider, just in case." She takes a bottle from her brother and gulps it down. (3) It doesn't invigorate her like it did to Big Mac, but it makes her feel more steady.
Twilight Sparkle walks around the fallen city, when she has an idea! (3) Twilight uses her magic to gather up a bunch of debris and makes a big fucking pile of rocks!
Big Fucking Pile of Rocks has joined the battle!
Lord Samedi floats into the sky, a swirl of green aura surrounding him. "I give you all one more chance. Bow down to me and I-wait, what the fuck is dat'?" Across the city, Simon activates the Infinite Spiral. "Here we go, all or nothing! INFINITE SPIRAL!" Thrusting the Lagann forward at hyper-speed, a huge drill appears on and whirls about the bottom half of the mecha. (4+4 vs. 3+1) The Voodoo God puts his abnormally huge Anime-esque blade out before him, it's flat edge clashing with the drill. However, the drill slowly pushes through his defenses. "This is impossible!" "NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT WITHIN IN YOU TO BELIEVE INSIDE THE PEOPLE THAT BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES FOR YOU! THIS IS A DRILL THAT CAN PIERCE THE HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"
With a screaming grunt, Lagann pushes the giant drill straight through the center of Samedi's blade. "NOOOOOO!" The blade chips in half and the giant blade slams into Samedi, the force skyrocketing him into the sky! He flies out for miles over the Atlantic ocean, leaving a trail of green mist behind him, before finally exploding into a huge blanket of ash that slowly falls and settles into the sea.
His job complete, Simon crashes to the ground in exhaustion, and the H.O.E.S. get him out of Lagann. By this time, the military had also rounded up the remaining Samedi gangsters prowling the streets. The populace comes out of hiding, and cheers. The party basks in the glory, hell, even Bob-fucking-Marley and the prime minister show up.
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/7734455.jpg)
"Thank you all for saving me island mon'!"
All seems good....
Until the spot in the ocean where Samedi had fallen starts to part. Everyone turns to watch as a towering figure emerges, rising several miles into the sky. The top of the figure is a giant human skull, and below the skull it is connected to a body of pure muscle, and all of it surrounded by green aura. The Skele-God roars.
"Aaah, blood clot."
TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TURN, ON THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF THE BATTLE OF KINGSTON!
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Alright! There you people go. So, I need a break, and the next turn is one of those "story" turns where I'll just write out the next development. So don't post any actions, unless you want to roleplay as your character a little. So there. Game's not dead. I've just been busy. Bweh. :3
Post by: Xantalos on January 26, 2013, 04:55:49 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on January 26, 2013, 04:58:45 pm
The Asinine Sleeper, in his infinite annoyance and stupidity, refuses to do so. However, a few clonkings on the head change his position somewhat. As in, they change his position from standing semi-upright into a much more horizontal, peaceful position. With that done, the god examines the tribute brought to him.
"What's this? A disc of some kind? It seems like it might fit into the odd contraption I saw earlier! The one connected to the n'wah bard-plate!"
Dagoth Ur takes the Limited Edition Mind of Carlos Mencia disc out of its infectiously profane box and places it in the DVD player located nearby.
As he sees the gruesome visage of Mencia appear on the screen, he knows not what awaits him. Later, he would regret the moment he found out. He is about to press the button corresponding to the "Play Movie" option, but a noise from outside interrupts him. A roar of some kind. Perhaps it is for the best, as the god's short attention span is successfully diverted from doing something he would surely regret. He looks out of the window and notices the skeletal muscle-giant.
"That reminds me, I really should get back to working on Akulakhan someday. I've procrastinated for far too long on that."
Post by: Flying Dice on January 26, 2013, 05:44:37 pm
Rainbow Dash settles into a nearby cloud, trying to get a spot of rest.
Post by: Doomblade187 on January 26, 2013, 05:46:09 pm
Post by: SealyStar on January 26, 2013, 06:09:31 pm
Post by: mcclay on January 26, 2013, 07:20:07 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 26, 2013, 07:40:14 pm
"I miss Loathing."
Post by: Samari45 on January 27, 2013, 04:34:32 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on January 29, 2013, 02:47:23 pm
He then proceeds to empty all the other bottles of Zapp-Apple-Cider.
This is gonna be interesting.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 03, 2013, 04:54:12 am
Ya know what? Forget it! I ain't afraid of no skull god! I got a big sack of grenades with your name on it Sammy!"
Post by: TCM on February 10, 2013, 09:39:40 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 10, 2013, 10:42:49 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 10, 2013, 10:45:44 pm
((Are a lot of people dying?))I hope not.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 11, 2013, 06:45:50 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on February 11, 2013, 08:46:45 am
((Are a lot of people dying?))
((Well, the next turn was supposed to be a story turn, so I would say "no". But we may get ourselves into an unfavorable situation.))
Post by: TCM on February 11, 2013, 09:17:54 pm
Post by: TCM on February 12, 2013, 09:25:50 pm
The great skeletal figure of doom advances on Kingston, Jamaica. The H.O.E.S.
Back at the Parliament House, Most Honorable Prime Minister Portia Simpson Miller and her staff rush about to find a way to stop their homeland from being totally destroyed. This consists largely of the parties calling each other mean names. (Because that's what I imagine parliaments systems are like: A room where people just scream randomly.) Suddenly, the Most Honorable Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller makes an announcement: "Jamaica has stored an atomic weapon in case of an emergency of this magnitude." The room goes silent. "The only issue is that this project is only in it's infancy, so while we have the weapon, we have no way to properly fire it. I can only pray that a miracle comes..."
MEANWHILE:
The Gods stare down upon the mighty orb that overseas the conflict between the H.O.E.S. and Lord Samedi. The Lunar Princess looks up. "This God is not one of us, he is an imposter who only promotes the success of our adversaries! Whoever is standing idle, go down and strike him down!"
~Back on Earth
"Jah mahn! ~Don't worry, about a ting', cause every little ting', gon' be-aw fuck eet'." Bob Marley walks off with his guitar in the face of the monster. With every step it takes, the island country trembles more.
Out of nowhere, the seas part before the Voodoo creature. Something rises out of the water, as large and as tall as Samedi it stands before:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xMVLS5Z3C3I/TJc2apV1MxI/AAAAAAAAAgg/cltgpbfJLl0/s1600/Cthulhu+Detail.jpg)
"Well I'll be damned, if it isn't Lord Cthulhu! Ha ha, what a coincidence!" remarks random Jamaican man #572,985.
This is followed by Cthulhu marching through the streets of Kingston, causing not a fleeing mass of people, merely a crowd wondering what the blood clot accidentally got mixed in with their kush.
Also accompanying Cthulhu, whilst riding on it's head: "WITH MY HAMMER AND HIS FLOWING TENDRILS, WE SHALL LIBERATE ALL YOU ISLAND MORTALS."
(http://idrawgirls.com/tutorials/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/thor-painting.jpg)
Thor and Cthulhu make their way to the Jamaican parliament, where Cthulhu tears off the ceiling off the building. Portia Simpson Miller looks up. "What do you want? Can't you see that we are protecting our country and her people from the threat of a skeletal demon?"
Cthulhu: "G̣͇͂ͬ̿Ḯ̮͈̽ͨͤ̎Ṽ̩̙̞̝͙̺̏ͧ̂͂̎E̝͚̩͛̏ͨ͠ ̷̶̵̙͔̜͗ͣ͒M̡̮͕̦͎̪̙̤ͩ͛͐͊̿ͥ̔̚̕Ę̷̤̮́̃͑̔̾̍͋ ̞̩̥̝̲̘ͫ̄̔͟͞T̥̳̰̔̅ͬ͋̃̈͂ͦH̸̞͎̥̦̰̱̅̀͘Ȩ̪̯ͦ̽̌͠͡ ̴̸̖̺͂ͪ̀̊̽̀̎̒ͅR̷̟̯̹͈̊ͣ̒̀͋̐ͬ͆̚͢O̠̙̠̜̼͖̰̲͐͋͒͢͠ͅC͍͍͚̰̮͆̈́͋͒ͨ̽̀͢͠K̄ͭ̎ͪ͒̌̓̽ͩ҉͞҉̩͉̰͈̠E̵̩͈͕̲͓̯ͬ͑ͣͮ͟T̞̮̙͉͓͉̬̦ͦ̽"
Portia Simpson Miller: "Now that I think of it, that's a very good Mr. Cthulhu. Here you go." The Military gives Cthulhu the nuclear rocket.
Cthulhu: T̯̬̝̈́̏̓ͪH̬̟ͨ͑͜Aͪ̆̒ͤͣ̃̋͝͏̫͖͓̜̤̱̤̙͎N̵̞͍̤̫̳͉̅̎ͩ́̀ͯ͑ͧ̈́́͠Ḱ̞͙͍̫̜̟ͣ̄̇̋͋̓ͅ ͂̎͏̮Ý̧̫̤̠̯͂̅O̘̭̳̎͂̐͐̈͗ͨ̓Ư̗͈͙̘̰͎̜̫̂̋̑ͥ̓͊
Cthulhu scoops off the rocket, and after Cthulhu politely puts the roof of Parliament back on the building, he and Thor walk back to the sea. It is there that the deity duo spots Lord Samedi in the distance. The cosmic being grips the active nuke in his hands; he'll need to be close enough to throw it but far enough away not to be hurt by the impact.
Cthulhu and Samedi continue drugging towards each other. Even in the deep ocean, both cosmic creatures are tall enough that their position is similar to regular adult humans standing in a 2 ft. deep river. Cthulhu approaches further, only for Samedi to launch a kinetic wave of magic at him. Cthulhu moans like a whale as he stumbles backwards, dropping the nuke and causing Thor to hold on tightly. Samedi takes the opportunity to advance further, while Cthulhu stumbles about trying to regain his balance and the rocket. "MJOLNIR TOSS!" Thor buys Cthulhu some time by launching his mighty hammer at Samedi. It strikes the skull-monster in the jaw, sending it recoiling back. Cthulhu, with his bearings regained, takes his chance and throws the nuke straight at Samedi, like a dart. The bomb impales Samedi and then explodes, creating a crater in his center torso. Recovering Mjolnir, Thor leaps thousands of feet through the air at Samedi. "BY THE POWER OF YGGDRASIL! GWAAAAAHGH." Thor strikes Samedi on the top of the skull with Mjolnir, sending a fracture down both side of it. Thor jumps back on Cthulhu's head just in time as Samedi's head explodes, and with it, the rest of his body, dissolving into smoke.
Lord Samedi has been defeated!
With this, Cthulhu and Thor descend back into the sea, to a standing ovation from Jamaica.
What a day.
Loots:
AK47s
Machetes
Automatic Pistol
Automatic Mobile Turret Parts
Cyborg Parts
Dual Submachine Guns
Dragunov Sniper Rifle
Sunglasses
Bandana
Heavy Machine Gun
Cursed Machete
The General's Oversized Machete Blade
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: mcclay on February 12, 2013, 09:47:15 pm
Take the blade useing TK.
Post by: SealyStar on February 12, 2013, 10:08:49 pm
Scavenge around for both.
Post by: zomara0292 on February 12, 2013, 10:24:26 pm
"Maybe i do need to lay of the oldspice."
He the proceeded to man laugh at his own joke and, as the prophet of the Oldspice, procieded to hand everyone on the island their own carebasket of the manbrew.
Post by: Harry Baldman on February 13, 2013, 01:42:48 am
Claim the Dragunov Sniper Rifle. And the bandana, which must be retied into a fashionable ascot. And grab any machetes except the cursed or oversized one for future use. Stick all of these things except the ascot in my loincloth for safekeeping.
Post by: Samari45 on February 13, 2013, 05:33:46 am
Post by: Flying Dice on February 13, 2013, 02:37:16 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 13, 2013, 08:24:49 pm
" that's a bit heavy, but I reckon we could always use a little extra firepower these days. Think ah could go for another drink while I'm at it"
((Did we really get through that entire fight without losing a single guy?))
Post by: mcclay on February 13, 2013, 11:01:23 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on February 14, 2013, 01:17:23 am
((It would appear so, I must be good luck.))((Well, you sure didn't do a lot of healing, so THAT can't be it...))
Post by: Xantalos on February 14, 2013, 01:18:56 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 14, 2013, 10:48:07 am
Take the turret bits and the cyborg parts.
Post by: Biscuitlord on February 14, 2013, 11:59:25 am
Post by: TCM on February 14, 2013, 03:10:02 pm
Big Mac takes the enchanted +1 Agility Bandana because it would look pretty awesome and because he would love it to be enchanted with agility +1
+1 Agility
Post by: Flying Dice on February 14, 2013, 04:34:52 pm
Big Mac takes the enchanted +1 Agility Bandana because it would look pretty awesome and because he would love it to be enchanted with agility +1
+1 Agility
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Post by: Doomblade187 on February 14, 2013, 10:35:50 pm
Post by: TCM on February 20, 2013, 09:38:49 pm
"Calling the blade!"
Take the blade useing TK.
Twilight Sparkle takes The General's Oversized Machete Blade as a reward, levitating it over to herself.
Al Capone picks up an AK47, and puts it in his suit. He looks over at his petrified arm and curses, before picking up the Cursed Machete.
The Old Spice Guy jumps to the clouds and makes it rain Old Spice! The Jamaicans cheer and then start coughing and gasping due to the mist of deodorant clogging their city.
Simon makes a request for a phone. He thinks he saw The Pastamancer with a cell, he should ask him.
Rainbow Dash takes a nap and has an awkward dream about Fluttershy and talking potatoes.
Applejack picks up the Heavy Machine Gun, an impressive task accomplished by her great strength. "Tis' weighs a bit more than a couple cattle, but it works. Now, where is my cider?"
The Pastamancer claims the Mobile Turret Parts. He should be able to make something of this.
Big Mac takes the Bandana. Unfortunately, it seems unenchanted.
Roland Deschain finds the battle of the Gods pretty interesting.
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In the middle of their scavenging, the H.O.E.S. are teleported and healed instantly, then dropped into a pile on the middle of a great Lunar Battleship. Surrounding them is a fleet composed of many more ships, some long and foreboding with runways, others smaller but packed with cannons, missiles and other launch-able weapons. Before they can ask about their spontaneous teleportation, the party looks up to witness a huge starship floating in the air miles in front and above them in the atmosphere, visible by it's sheer size and glowy-ness.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S-_mK0LjueE/TzR4JLao8aI/AAAAAAAAAzc/mGFPIKcS6eQ/s1600/winston-churchill-speaking.jpg)
"Go home you alien fascists!" Booms Lunar Republican Military Leader and Prime Minister Winston Churchill, from several amplified loudspeakers posted at the bow of the battleship. The starship responds:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-d-3poDZDGo0/T1pcz64DYSI/AAAAAAAAAGU/my3kO6JuWzs/s1600/Starcraft-2-Tassadars-Sacrifice.jpg)
"Stand down you insignificant sub-species! I am Tassadar, infused one of the Overmind, and none of your backwards military technology or your equine friends, Lunar Republic and Solar Celestian combined, will stop the conquest of your galaxy!"
Churchill laughs. "You have only one ship, and while it may seem flashy, we have over twenty more! Conquer us? You and what army?"
(http://www.gamewallpapers.us/wallpapers/starcraft/protoss-fleet.jpg)
"....well, I'll be fucked."
It looks grim now, the going up against a fleet of highly-advanced and sophisticated Protoss warships. This could be the end....
And then a voice, clear as day but louder than either the Englishman or the Protoss leader could conjure up.
"DIVINE HEAVENLY ALL OUT FIREBALL FOURTH QUARTER COSMIC METEOR IMPACT OF SHIVA'S FIST INFINITE POWER DEMI-BULL CHICAGO SLAM DUNK!!!"
A giant aura of red sweeps across the entirety of Earth's atmosphere as a glowing star-like object flies over the Lunar Battleships. As the star sweeps over the sky above the H.O.E.S., it turns into a visage of Shiva. Shiva each of His 6 palms forward, which contain four legs, a torso and a head. Shiva disappears and the body parts form into a singular being, which grows more and more life-like in shape, until it becomes a giant bull.
The bull roars and charges through the air at the Protoss fleet, leaving a trail of red sparkle behind it. It breaks the sound barrier several times, creating beautiful rainbow cones cascading through the sky like the great Arctic lights. The bull roars once more and crashes into Tassadar's ships, ripping through all it's defenses and hull like a child's finger penetrating bubble wrap, causing an orchestra of explosions to occur throughout it. The bull dissipates but it's vessel and caster continue to fly through the ruined ship.
Tassadar feels the ship rumble and quake with disaster, and stands up. At the same time the flying caster enters the room on his feet. He jumps, nearly scraping the ceiling. Tassadar looks up to see his opposition, and with no emotion but plenty of determination and prestige he inscribes his last words:
"Michael Jordan."
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1yxX6BtqUfM/Tb-q5RSlPGI/AAAAAAAAAqk/mu1XDX4hCkg/s1600/Michael+Jordan+by+ferny.jpg)
Michael dunks the ball.
He scores.
The impact destroys the entire flee.
The remains are cast back into the void of space.
Chicago Bulls: 1
Protoss: 0
Protoss: 0
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
The second part of this turn will be posted tomorrow, which will include the Fourth Set of GM-created playable characters.
Post by: Xantalos on February 20, 2013, 09:51:33 pm
Post by: mcclay on February 20, 2013, 10:19:50 pm
Twilight start jabbering madly for a while.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 20, 2013, 10:20:58 pm
Post by: zomara0292 on February 20, 2013, 10:33:54 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on February 20, 2013, 11:15:59 pm
Nap.
Post by: Harry Baldman on February 21, 2013, 12:42:56 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 21, 2013, 01:29:01 am
((Hey TCM, could you please put the Heavy Machine Gun in my inventory?))
Post by: Powder Miner on February 21, 2013, 06:29:19 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 21, 2013, 10:31:44 am
"I think I just went full circle."
Post by: Biscuitlord on February 22, 2013, 01:45:35 am
Big Mac takes out another bottle and proceeds to chuck down the content. While still looking bad ass with his Bandana.
TCM how could you do this to me. Rising my hopes up for an enchanted Bandana and then crushing them under your heartless hoof.
Post by: Samari45 on February 22, 2013, 12:28:54 pm
Use pastamancer's phone to call Rossiu and have him bring Gurren
I'm assuming, TCM, that you would not allow me to combine with Winston Churchill's ship. Am I correct?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 22, 2013, 06:32:39 pm
"Hey Patamancer, can I borrow your phone for a bit?""Eh, go for it. I'd like it back though."
Use pastamancer's phone to call Rossiu and have him bring Gurren
I'm assuming, TCM, that you would not allow me to combine with Winston Churchill's ship. Am I correct?
((But if you want to combine, don't you need Lagann?))
Post by: Samari45 on February 22, 2013, 09:32:12 pm
"Eh, go for it. I'd like it back though."
((But if you want to combine, don't you need Lagann?))
I have Lagann. Though It is currently combined with an airplane right now.
Post by: Doomblade187 on February 22, 2013, 09:40:17 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 22, 2013, 09:40:50 pm
((Oh, that's right. Ignore me.))"Eh, go for it. I'd like it back though."
((But if you want to combine, don't you need Lagann?))
I have Lagann. Though It is currently combined with an airplane right now.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 23, 2013, 05:35:56 pm
Post by: ArchAIngel on February 24, 2013, 02:15:12 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on February 24, 2013, 02:42:21 pm
Post by: TCM on February 25, 2013, 06:57:07 pm
As the ship travels to America for the next adventure of the H.O.E.S., rumors spread about the next recruits that could be part of the team....
Spoiler: Playable Classes, Set III (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
I'm assuming, TCM, that you would not allow me to combine with Winston Churchill's ship. Am I correct?
If you really wanted to you could, but you'd probably piss off Churchill and a bunch of English people.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 26, 2013, 06:03:35 am
Post by: TCM on March 04, 2013, 08:03:32 pm
As the fleet docks on the coast of Florida, the H.O.E.S. get a transmission.
-TRANSMISSION INCOMING-
"Huzzah~! Greetings my warriors. We have a new task for all of you: Your group has landed in Florida. As we speak, the New Confederation of America, under Jefferson Davis, has risen up against the United States. Florida is still in the hands of the United States, but Georgia is a stronghold of the Confederacy. You must travel through Alabama, Tennessee and then Kentucky, which have low Confederate influence. Travel up into Ohio, Pennsylvania and then finally to Washing D.C., where you can assist the Union. I am counting on you all. Good luck."
-TRANSMISSION END-
Twilight Sparkle looks up. "You heard the Princess, let's go! If we hurry, we can make this trip in under two weeks."
-5 MONTHS LATER-
The H.O.E.S. find themselves plodding through some small town near Montgomery, Alabama.
"Progress!"
The party travels onwards, but are stopped by a group of men on horseback. The nearby townspeople dive into their homes, shutting their doors and windows.
"Well, what do we got ourselves 'ere?"
(http://www.slimrr.com/pictures/gang1.jpg)
"Why if it isn't the bandits of the Wild West, the James-Younger Posse!" Exclaims Applejack. "And that there's the man himself, it's!-"
(http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/jesse-james.jpg.jpeg)
"Jesse James!"
The outlaw tips his hat. "Nice to see someone who can recognize myself that quickly. Now, I suggest you come with us quietly, 'Lestia gotta' big bounty on your head. And if you don't come, well....I'm sure the graveyard ain't too full."
The gang pulls out their guns and point them straight at the H.O.E.S., who point their Guns/Blades/Hooves/Statue/Core Drill /Old Spice (TM) Spray right back at them.
Everyone is still, waiting for the first move. A tumbleweed rolls right between the two groups, because yeah.
James-Younger Gang:
Cole Younger: The oldest Younger brother. He can fire many shots.
Inventory: 2 Revolvers, Horse, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
Jim Younger: A Younger with a taste for fighting and rough-neckin'.
Inventory: Pistol, Bowie Knife, Horse, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
John Younger: This Younger brother excels at Horse-ridin'.
Inventory: Lasso, Horse, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
Bob Younger: The youngest Younger who took quite a beating but kept fightin'.
Fisticuffs!: +1 to hand-to-hand combat.
Inventory: Knuckleduster, Bowie Knife, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
Clell Miller: The gang's sharpshooter.
Sniper: Takes 1 Turn to load rifle, upon firing he gets a +1.
Inventory: Hunting Rifle, Horse, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
Arthur McCoy: Every gang has their pyromaniac.
Inventory: Firebombs, TNT Sticks, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
Charlie Pitt: A religious man who ain't got time for no voodoo shenanigans!
Pious: +1 against magic attacks.
Inventory: Repeater, The Holy Bible, Cowboy Hat
Health: Fine
John Jarrette: A guy who just sort of hangs around the posse. They let him stay because he brings beer.
Inventory: Beer, "Dallas Cowboys" Hat
Health: Fine
Frank James: Jesee's brother.
Close Relations With the Boss: Killing Frank would really get Jesse mad...
Inventory: 2 Pistols, Horse
Health: Fine
Finally, Ladies and Gentlemen:
Jesse James
Health: Gravy!
Mood: "Couldn't ask for better weather during a standoff!"
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Post by: Doomblade187 on March 04, 2013, 08:25:11 pm
Use 'Gunslinger' on Clell, Bob, and Cole and then head for cover.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 04, 2013, 08:33:27 pm
Post by: TCM on March 04, 2013, 08:55:03 pm
"Bandits, you say? Bandits? Well, I have some news for you, gang- you're lawbreakers. And I don't like lawbreakers. So, in interest of swift justice for you, I have one answer for you, Mr. James. My father's guns. SWAT, please assist me in punishing these bastards," Roland says as he whips out his guns, opening fire on the gang in a calm fury.
Use 'Gunslinger' on Clell, Bob, and Cole.
I totally forgot about Roland's Justice trait, but I guess it works out for this battle. :P
Post by: Flying Dice on March 04, 2013, 10:31:00 pm
Post by: Samari45 on March 04, 2013, 11:13:05 pm
Protect Twilight in the meantime.
Post by: Harry Baldman on March 04, 2013, 11:50:11 pm
Dagoth Ur covers himself in an ash cloud, making sure to move through it periodically, then sends out the Asinine Sleeper to stand next to Jesse James and annoy Arthur McCoy into a berserk fury.
Post by: TCM on March 05, 2013, 09:13:50 pm
"Silly n'wah, we've killed Jamaicans thrice your size and power!"
Siggy :3
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 06, 2013, 02:38:29 am
"Well it's truly a pleasure to meet ya'll, but I ain't planning on havin 'Lestia put a noose round my neck, and I don't feel like takin no dirt nap either. Besides, I'm really itching to see just how good a shot ya'll really are, SPECIALLY YOU JESSE!"
AJ unloads Teddy's Pistols on the legend himself while sidestepping as fast as she can behind some cover!
((Hey TCM! Ya'll forgot to put the Heavy Machine Gun in my inventory.))
Post by: mcclay on March 06, 2013, 11:03:51 am
Twi hits allll the things with her machete.
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 07, 2013, 06:05:18 am
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"Even though ah like ya style. Ah realy don't like how y'all talk down to us. Get ready for the bucking of your lifetime.
Bic Mac smirks and proceeds to buck and punch Cole and John into pieces.
Post by: SealyStar on March 07, 2013, 03:21:52 pm
Take out the AK-47 and sweep across the gang
Post by: zomara0292 on March 08, 2013, 09:08:27 am
(challange their rivals to survive and wajor his title as Old Spice man, because a true man of old spice does not lose. Unlike. . . . . .Fabio.)
Post by: TCM on March 08, 2013, 11:44:05 pm
Roland Deschain is the first one to step forward and take action. A quiet fury crowds his mind as he gives his speech on the nature of criminals; "Bandits, you say? Bandits? Well, I have some news for you, gang- you're lawbreakers. And I don't like lawbreakers. So, in interest of swift justice for you, I have one answer for you, Mr. James. My father's guns. SWAT, please assist me in punishing these bastards." Roland pulls the revolvers from his holsters and unleashes his true Gunslinger powers upon the James-Younger gang.
(4 vs. 6)
(6 vs. 5)
(5 vs. 2)
A flurry of revolver bullets fly at the James-Younger gang. Clell ducks behind a barrel and avoids being hit. Bob on the other hand takes a hit to the left thigh. "Sonuvabitch!" He cries out as he topples over. Meanwhile, Cole takes a hit to the gut and stumbles backwards. Deschain grips his smoking empty revolvers and runs for cover.
Pastamancer looks around for those who need the most protection. Everyone else looks pretty sturdy, except that thin wizard Dagoth Ur. The pasta wizard runs up to the God, "I'll protect us!" (1) He casts a spell and from the ground rises the dreaded Meatball Monster! "Whoops, wrong spell."
Rainbow Dash flies into the clouds. Finding a nice fluffy cumulus one, she dives in. "Perfect." As Rainbow disappears into the cloud, a Lee Enfield barrel pops out of it. The barrel swivels around until it points at Clell Miller. (2 vs. 6) The bullet misses causing Miller to jump and load his Hunting Rifle to combat the unseen enemy.
Simon uses The Boss's Cell Phone to call for Lagann. (4) "Yeah, Gurren will be here soon!" Getting the confirmation, Lagann steps in front of Twilight, protecting her from attacks.
"Silly n'wah, we've killed Jamaicans thrice your size and power!" Dagoth Ur cackles as he covers himself in a thick Ash Cloud. In the cloud, he commands Asinine Sleeper to go forward and annoy his enemies! (2) The Sleeper proceeds to flail on the ground while screaming about boats.
Applejack grins. "Well it's truly a pleasure to meet ya'll, but I ain't planning on havin 'Lestia put a noose round my neck, and I don't feel like takin no dirt nap either. Besides, I'm really itching to see just how good a shot ya'll really are, SPECIALLY YOU JESSE!" At this point AJ spins out Teddy Roosevelt's Pistols in good ole' cowgirl form and fires shots at Jesse James! (3 vs. 2) A shot skims Jesse's torso, but he doesn't even flinch. The pony then turns tail and runs for cover.
Twilight Sparkle levitates The General's Oversized Machete and swings it at Jim Younger. (1 vs. 6) Jim easily dodges the clumsy swing of the blade and returns with Pistol fire. However, Lagann stands in the way to protect the mare! (5 vs. 1) Jim must know quite a bit about Mecha, because his shot manages to pierce the armor of the robot and hit Simon directly in the chest! The pilot staggers, but retains his balance by holding onto the control panel.
Big Macintosh takes Applejack's Straw Hat and combines it with cloth to look intimidating!....Nope. He speaks, "Even though ah like ya style. Ah really don't like how y'all talk down to us. Get ready for the bucking of your lifetime." Knocking his gauntlets, the stallion gallops at Cole Younger and John Jarrette. (2 vs. 2) Big Mac swings at Cole and misses, (1 vs. 3) and also fails to hit John Jarrette. (3 vs. 1) John hits Mac in the side with a beer bottle!
"Who ya think I am? Ya wanna mess around with the Al Capone? The godfatha of gansters?! Huh? Well, this is my turf now! Al Capone whips out his AK47 and fires into the James-Younger gang. His bullets sweep across the gang and his barrel comes to face with Arthur McCoy. (5 vs. 6) Arthur ducks for cover and manages to avoid the Windy City spray. As Capone empties the clip, Arthur returns the favor by throwing a stick of lit dynamite at him. (6 vs. 1) Capone realizes the existence of the dynamite stick as soon as it explodes. He's tossed off his feet and lands on back. His vision blurs and he tries standing up...and he can't. He looks down...it really isn't a good sign when you look at your chest without any X-ray or transparency device and you can still see your own organs and muscles.
Lethal Wound - Immediate Medical Attention Requested!
Old Spice Guy challenges the cowboy bandits to a contest of manliness. Jim Younger accepts! Isiah and Jim pull up chairs and sit on opposite side of a barrel. Placing their right elbows down, they grasp each others hand in a arm-wrestling match of the ages. It's a good match, (6 vs. 4) but Old Spice (TM) comes out on top, pushing his opponent's arm through. He keeps going until he breaks Jim's arm, causing him to howl in pain. "Never pick a fight with a man of the legendary Old Spice (TM).
Cole Younger clutches his stomach wound with his left hand and fires his revolver with his right, aiming shots at Big Macintosh. (3 vs. 2) He shoots the pony across his face! Big Mac looks at him with that western face of "You done fucked up boy."
Jim Younger looks at The Old Spice Guy with eyes full of rage, yanking his broken arm back and coming in with a left handed Bowie Knife attack! (2 vs. 3) Isiah grabs his arm. "Ha, a real man does use need knives! Let me show you!" (5 vs. 1) Isiah rips Jim's knife of his hand and then plunges it into his chest! The cowboy sinks to the ground bleeding profusely, as the Old Spice prophet stands above him solemnly. "A real man does not use his knives, he uses the knives of other men!" Jim gets confused and dies.
Applejack runs back to avoid being shot, but finds another horse galloping along side her. "I'mma get this pony 'ere boys!" declares John Younger as he swings his Lasso into a spinning loop and swings it at the mare. (2 vs. 6) AJ catches the Lasso in her teeth. (1 vs. 5) She tugs on it, but John manages to stay on his horse and pull his rope back into his ownership.
Clell Miller finishes loading his rifle shot. He takes a knee and begins scoping out for targets.
Arthur McCoy throws a Firebomb at the Meatball Monster! (1 vs. 6) Oh great, now everyone has to deal with the fucking Flaming Meatball Monster! (5 vs. 3) The flaming monster gives Arthur a does of his own medicine by hitting him with a fireball. Now he's ON FIRE!
Charlie Pitt looks at Dagoth Ur disappear into the Ash Cloud. "Now that right there is some Satanic bull-sheet!" Charles fires his repeater into the smoke (5+1 vs. 4+1) and hits Dagoth right in his mask! Ow. I guess.
John Jarrette runs up to Simon and throws beer at Lagann! (6 vs. 4) The flood of beer is not good for Lagann's mainframe! (-1 to attacks next turn)
Frank James runs to the side of his brother to protect him.
Jesse James ignores Applejack's fire and instead focus on Roland Deschain. "Son, you think just cuz' you the law and look pretty means you know what justice is like? You know how it is to starve for days wit' out gettin' any food? Lawmen. Y'all dime a dozen. I'mma show you how we fight in my country." Jesse whips out his twin revolvers, in a similar fashion to Roland before, and fires at him. (6 vs. 3) Roland blinks before having his torso torn apart by a hail of bullets. The lawman sinks to his knees, wheezing air as blood profusely pours from several holes in his chest. Jesse, seeming satisfied, blows the smoke off the barrels of his revolvers.
The Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team forms a defensive line in front of Roland, Riot Shields blocking any incoming bullets. The medic of the unit attends to him. (4) He manages to seal off the bleeding, though Roland still is in bad shape.
Big Fucking Pile of Rocks (5) somehow manages to accumulate more rocks and evolves into Huge Fucking Pile of Rocks!
Flaming Meatball Monster (2) is on fire.
Jesse James
Health: Light Torso Shot
Mood: "Lawmen are a joke!"
Gurren shows up on the battlefied!
Spoiler: James-Younger Gang (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Harry Baldman on March 09, 2013, 12:51:18 am
Dagoth Ur gives John Younger a Present From House Dagoth, waiting for Applejack or Big Mac to subdue him. Should he die before that, try giving the present to Clell Miller instead. The Asinine Sleeper, meanwhile, will run into Arthur McCoy, setting itself on fire, then run over and try to set Charlie Pitt on fire while screaming as well.
Post by: Flying Dice on March 09, 2013, 01:23:42 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 09, 2013, 02:25:57 am
AJ lassoes up and hogties John Younger
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 09, 2013, 07:10:07 am
Reloading and getting patched up as he talks, Roland then raises a freshly loaded revolver over the heads of the swat team, and using their riot shields as cover, Roland opens fire at Jesse.
Post by: Samari45 on March 09, 2013, 07:49:10 pm
Disconnect Lagann from the plane and combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann.
"Destiny Combining! Gurren Lagann!"
Use Spiral Power ability.
Well, except for getting hurt, that turn went exactly as planned.
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 09, 2013, 08:55:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 10, 2013, 12:59:49 pm
Diplomacy with the meatball monster, then set up the turret.
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 12, 2013, 06:34:57 am
And thats exactly what Big Mac does. He bucks John in the face.
Post by: mcclay on March 12, 2013, 10:02:09 am
Heal, heal, heal my team. Because cowboys suck~
Post by: zomara0292 on March 12, 2013, 07:05:55 pm
Post by: Samari45 on March 13, 2013, 04:02:47 am
"Oh you dick, now I have to heal everyone!"
Heal, heal, heal my team. Because cowboys suck~
And now you see why I was so quick to protect you. You're our best source of heals.
Post by: TCM on March 14, 2013, 06:47:09 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 14, 2013, 06:50:28 am
Post by: mcclay on March 14, 2013, 10:00:45 am
And magicks, don't forget the magicks!"Oh you dick, now I have to heal everyone!"
Heal, heal, heal my team. Because cowboys suck~
And now you see why I was so quick to protect you. You're our best source of heals.
Post by: TCM on March 14, 2013, 03:57:54 pm
Who are we missing?
Al Capone, it seems like.
Post by: SealyStar on March 14, 2013, 08:43:04 pm
"Ya gots me..."
Crawl out of the way and huddle in a corner until someone can... treat explosion wounds.
Post by: TCM on March 14, 2013, 08:48:49 pm
[What am I supposed to do if I'm fucking blown up?]
"Ya gots me..."
Crawl out of the way and huddle in a corner until someone can... treat explosion wounds.
If a character is lethally wounded they can utilize their will to live, which is pretty much what you're doing right now. If you don't have enough will, you might succumb to death. High enough, and you'll prolong your life or even power through your wounds!
Post by: mcclay on March 14, 2013, 09:00:04 pm
Post by: KasaiTheWolf on March 15, 2013, 01:34:18 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 16, 2013, 10:36:42 am
Post by: Xantalos on March 17, 2013, 12:17:49 am
It is it that I am politely asking TCM where is turn?
Post by: TCM on March 17, 2013, 02:14:33 pm
Rainbow Dash pokes the barrel of her Lee Enfield out of the cloud again, to aim at the James-Younger sniper Clell Miller, aiming for his gun. (6 vs. 4) The bullet rips through Clell Miller's Hunting Rifle! "No!" cries Clell as his rifle splits into halves. He looks up and looks at Rainbow's cloud. "There! She's hiding in that cloud boys!"
"John Younger, jess for that I'm gonna show you how to actually use one of them ropes!" Applejack twirls her rope in a loop and throws it at John. (6 vs. 5) The lasso loop comes around the Younger and yanks him off of his horse. Although he struggles, AJ manages to secure his arms tightly to his side, restricting all of his movement above the waist.
"Sleeper! Compose yourself! You may flail around and chant nonsense later when you are back at the cave!" Dagoth Ur commands his Asinine Sleeper and focuses instead on the restrained John Younger. (I don't really know how 'A Present from House of Dagoth' works, having never played Oblivion, but I imagine Dagoth would spray Corpus dust on him.) Dagoth hits him in the face with magic fairy Corpus dust! (6 vs. 2-1) John Younger starts coughing, but then his body starts growing red and large. Soon, he breaks free of the rope and roars! He has become Corpus Follower.
Asinine Sleeper (2) runs into a wall.
"I happen to know very well what it's like to starve for days, Jesse. I have gunned down entire towns. I have watched a nation fall. And I may not be the best lawman ever, but I hope I'm good enough." Roland Deschain utilizes the classic law-man tactic, 'Jamaican Riot Defense'. Holding his arm over the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team, he fires off a new bunch of rounds at Jesse James. (3 vs. 1) One of the shots catches Jesse in the lower torso, but like the first hit he barley flinches. "Is that all you really got?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! DESTINY COMBINED: GURREN LAGANN!" Simon links up both mechas into the mighty Gurren Lagann! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfUTihyusSg) "SPIRAL POWER ACTIVATE!"
"Come on, guy. You've met me more than these guys, right? And you want to ally with the enemy you know." (4) Pastamancer convinces Flaming Meatball Monster to turn into Regular Meatball Monster. He then puts the turret together with magic. It becomes Automated Turret!
Big Macintosh runs at John Younger, but stops when he realizes John is a zombie.
Twilight Sparkle casts Party Heal! (3) She manages to heal some of the party's bleeding and minor wounds, but that's about it.
Old Spice Guy takes the Bowie Knife before calling in the signature Old Spice Air Strike (TM). (6) The planes zoom overhead, dropping gallons of compressed liquidized Old Spice (TM) on the James-Younger gang. (5 vs. 1) It covers Charlie Pitt, drowning him! "And the Lord taketh aw-*blub*-" are his last words.
Al Capone crawls to a corner. (6) "But I gotta' do it, for the family!" Invigorated with new strength, Capone stands up, ready to keep going in the fight, despite suffering harsh trauma.
Cole Younger shoots at Rainbow Dash. (4 vs. 3) He shoots her in the Lee Enfield, breaking it!
Bob Younger attacks the new Corpus Follower. "Don't worry John, I'll get you outta' there!" (4+1 vs. 2) Bob punches the Follower in the face, knocking it down!
Clell Miller grabs Charlie Pitt's Repeater.
Arthur McCoy stops trying to be fire. (5) He jumps in a nearby water trough.
John Jarrette attacks Al Capone. (1-1 vs. 2) Al points his Tommy Gun at him. (5 vs. 1) He shots John in the chest, and John responds how people who get shot in the chest 12 times usually respond.
Frank James shoots at Automated Turret. (4 vs. 6) He misses. (1 vs. 2) Turret spins around.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team fires at Cole Younger. (1 vs. 5) They miss. (5 vs. 3) Cole fires into their ranks, killing several of them with his fierce, armor-piercing bullets.
Huge Fucking Pile of Rocks (5 vs. 6) tries to fall onto Arthur McCoy, but Arthur is able to jump away from the avalanche. (6 vs. 2) Arthur throws a batch of dynamites at the pile. The rocks explode! It is dead.
Huge Fucking Pile of Rocks has died!
Corpus Follower regenerates! (1) Did I see regenerate? I meant dissipate.
Corpus Follower has dissipated!
Automated Turret fires at Frank James. (2 vs. 5) It hits the ground besides him. (3 vs. 5) Frank fires some shots back.
Jesse James fires at Roland Deschain and the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team! (2 vs. 6) Unlike Cole Younger, he does not have armor-piercing bullets. (2 vs. 6) (3 vs. 5) The S.W.A.T. team tries to fire on him, along with Roland.
Jesse James
Health: Light Torso Shot x2
Mood: "Damn, my gut stings."
Spoiler: James-Younger Gang (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 17, 2013, 02:45:36 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on March 17, 2013, 03:05:51 pm
"It appears that my minions... erm, followers are either dead or brutally incompetent. No worries! I have more!"
Dagoth Ur will Call Upon Allies, summoning Dagoth Uthol the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore! As to the Asinine Sleeper, he must dive at Clell Miller and attempt to disarm him.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on March 17, 2013, 03:20:49 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on March 17, 2013, 03:35:18 pm
Roland opens fire at Cole and Jesse in retaliation for his attack on the SWAT team.
Post by: zomara0292 on March 17, 2013, 04:43:23 pm
"I need to remember to lable these things as more than just old spice."
Post by: mcclay on March 17, 2013, 05:09:39 pm
Post by: Samari45 on March 17, 2013, 08:38:30 pm
Giga...Drill...BREAKER!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crz4_UofhS0)(link)
Use Giga Drill Breaker to attack Jesse James.
Also, Thanks TCM for putting the video in there, but I think this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuXrFM7XcSY) fits the situation better.
Post by: TCM on March 17, 2013, 08:44:48 pm
"One Giga Drill isn't going to finish this, huh? I'll just have to use more than one then!"
Giga...Drill...MAXIMUM!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7C27_lQdQQ)(link)
Use Giga Drill Maximum to attack every enemy at once.
Also, Thanks TCM for putting the video in there, but I think this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuXrFM7XcSY) fits the situation better.
Wait, Simon has an "attack-every-enemy" ability?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 17, 2013, 10:31:29 pm
AJ tosses a few of the Boss's Fragmentation Grenades towards Arthur McCoy
Post by: Samari45 on March 17, 2013, 11:11:16 pm
"One Giga Drill isn't going to finish this, huh? I'll just have to use more than one then!"
Giga...Drill...MAXIMUM!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7C27_lQdQQ)(link)
Use Giga Drill Maximum to attack every enemy at once.
Also, Thanks TCM for putting the video in there, but I think this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuXrFM7XcSY) fits the situation better.
Wait, Simon has an "attack-every-enemy" ability?
If you're letting me take attacks from the show, then yes. If not then I'll think of something else.
Post by: TCM on March 19, 2013, 03:15:46 pm
"One Giga Drill isn't going to finish this, huh? I'll just have to use more than one then!"
Giga...Drill...MAXIMUM!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7C27_lQdQQ)(link)
Use Giga Drill Maximum to attack every enemy at once.
Also, Thanks TCM for putting the video in there, but I think this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuXrFM7XcSY) fits the situation better.
Wait, Simon has an "attack-every-enemy" ability?
If you're letting me take attacks from the show, then yes. If not then I'll think of something else.
"Attack-every-enemy" is going to have to be an ability, so no.
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 19, 2013, 09:31:52 pm
"Well buck this. Ah don't even know anymore.
Babs y'all are good at bullying. Do yah worst. I'm going to do what ah'm best at." (Apple Family Reunion)
While Big Mac bucks several Buckets full of Apples, while Babs Seed gives Jesse and Arthur the Wedgies of their lifes.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on March 19, 2013, 10:59:34 pm
Big Mac squints his eyes.((I really need to catch up with Season 3. I watched the Pilot, about half One Bad Apple, and, like the first few minutes of Too Many Pinkie Pies, and got distracted by other stuff. Namely, Bay12.))
"Well buck this. Ah don't even know anymore.
Babs y'all are good at bullying. Do yah worst. I'm going to do what ah'm best at." (Apple Family Reunion)
While Big Mac bucks several Buckets full of Apples, while Babs Seed gives Jesse and Arthur the Wedgies of their lifes.
Post by: TCM on March 19, 2013, 11:08:41 pm
Post by: Samari45 on March 19, 2013, 11:44:39 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on March 20, 2013, 05:08:18 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on March 20, 2013, 10:51:48 am
((I really liked Too many Pinkies. They embraced the dipshit cracy 4th-wall and natural law breaking abilities of Pinkie and went nuts with it. And keep calm and Flutter on was hilarious. All in all I think you should catch up. Except for Bad Apple.You didnt miss much there.))((Thanks. I heard Keep Calm and Flutter On had the return of Discord, which was my favourite villain, so I'm excited for that, plus, I think that the song from Bad Apple has been one of my favourites so far from the series.))
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on March 20, 2013, 06:27:50 pm
((I really liked Too many Pinkies. They embraced the dipshit cracy 4th-wall and natural law breaking abilities of Pinkie and went nuts with it. And keep calm and Flutter on was hilarious. All in all I think you should catch up. Except for Bad Apple.You didnt miss much there.))((Thanks. I heard Keep Calm and Flutter On had the return of Discord, which was my favourite villain, so I'm excited for that, plus, I think that the song from Bad Apple has been one of my favourites so far from the series.))
((Eh I didn't think Bad Apple was so bad, the song was pretty sweet and I've kind of grown to like Babs Seed a bit. I personally really liked Magic Duel a lot, and Apple Family Reunion mostly if just to hear Raise this Barn. I'd say If you have the time then you should definitely check season 3 out))
Post by: Flying Dice on March 23, 2013, 01:53:39 pm
Post by: ArchAIngel on April 01, 2013, 12:43:35 pm
Post by: TCM on April 01, 2013, 08:27:25 pm
Poke!
Al Capone's move hasn't been posted yet.
Post by: SealyStar on April 01, 2013, 09:14:13 pm
Post by: Samari45 on April 02, 2013, 11:21:18 am
Post by: TCM on April 02, 2013, 02:21:56 pm
I've posted Gurren Lagann in the OOC thread. Wrote up a sheet since it has abilities seperate from Simon
Yeah okay.
Post by: Samari45 on April 02, 2013, 08:41:39 pm
Post by: TCM on April 03, 2013, 04:10:34 pm
By the way, I'm not doing anything too stupid right? I just jumped into this when I heard about and I'm still not sure about some things.
For every person you attack, you have to make a roll. Take that as you will.
Post by: Samari45 on April 03, 2013, 05:32:28 pm
I knew that but I'm trying to keep the character as canon as possible within the confines of the game. I do realize that attack is risky.By the way, I'm not doing anything too stupid right? I just jumped into this when I heard about and I'm still not sure about some things.
For every person you attack, you have to make a roll. Take that as you will.
Post by: killerhellhound on April 05, 2013, 08:42:54 am
Post by: TCM on April 05, 2013, 04:14:38 pm
just read all of this and you guys along with Friendship is Dragons have made me into a bronie damm you. Anyway I laughed at every turn and I just couldn't stop reading it.
Welcome to the ranks. There will be snuggles and friendship.
Post by: ArchAIngel on April 05, 2013, 07:40:59 pm
And blood and gore, if I have my way. Those big eyes have to be useful for SOMETHING besides stabbing!just read all of this and you guys along with Friendship is Dragons have made me into a bronie damm you. Anyway I laughed at every turn and I just couldn't stop reading it.
Welcome to the ranks. There will be snuggles and friendship.
Post by: Xantalos on April 05, 2013, 08:02:29 pm
...not that I can see.And blood and gore, if I have my way. Those big eyes have to be useful for SOMETHING besides stabbing!just read all of this and you guys along with Friendship is Dragons have made me into a bronie damm you. Anyway I laughed at every turn and I just couldn't stop reading it.
Welcome to the ranks. There will be snuggles and friendship.
Post by: ArchAIngel on April 06, 2013, 06:50:09 pm
That's because your eyes were stabbed out, duh....not that I can see.And blood and gore, if I have my way. Those big eyes have to be useful for SOMETHING besides stabbing!just read all of this and you guys along with Friendship is Dragons have made me into a bronie damm you. Anyway I laughed at every turn and I just couldn't stop reading it.
Welcome to the ranks. There will be snuggles and friendship.
Post by: Passenger on April 06, 2013, 07:30:21 pm
Post by: TCM on April 07, 2013, 12:42:57 pm
The Pastamancer pulls out Cortez's Chromes and fires at Arthur McCoy, (4 vs. 1) capping him in the Torso! Then he conjures up pasta bandages. (1) He punches himself in the face.
"It appears that my minions... erm, followers are either dead or brutally incompetent. No worries! I have more!" Dagoth Ur Calls Upon Allies and out of a pile of smoke, Dagoth Uthol: the Ash Vampire Who Isn't Allowed On Red Mountain After That One Party And Is Instead Confined To Kogoruhn, The Place We Used To Hang Out Way Back When But Don't Anymore appears!
Asinine Sleeper charges Clell Miller. (6 vs. 1) Asinine Sleeper shoulder-checks Clell and steals his rifle, before eating it.
"Not all of us can shoot all that accurately with several bullets in their chest, Jesse." Roland Deschain retaliates by firing at Cole Younger and Jesse James. (6 vs. 5) (6 vs. 1) As the revolver bullets fly through the air Cole Younger gets shot in the right hoof, which explodes! As Cole falls down, screaming, Jesse looks at Roland who unloads on the rogue cowpony like the side of a barn. Bullets tear through Jesse's body, creating holes all over his torso, spouting blood.
Old Spice Stallion sprays Al Capone with the mighty healing Old Spice(TM)! (3) It doesn't heal his wounds, but it lets him ignore the pain temporarily.
Twilight Sparkle levitates a car above Jesse James. (1 vs. 1) Jesse barely stumbles out of the way as the car is flung past him.
"IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS! GIGA. DRILL. BREAKER!!!" Simon swings Gurren Lagann's giant drills across the enemy line!
(6+1 vs. 4) Cole Younger looks up and is promptly swept away from the battlefield, by several miles.
(4+1 vs. 4+1) Bob Younger deflects the drill! "You gotta' do better than that!"
(6+1 vs. 1) Clell Miller is separated into 13853281 pieces.
(1+1 vs. 5) Arthur McCoy looks at the carnage wistfully.
(5+1 vs. 2) Frank James reigns his horse in, but it's too late. "NOOOOOO-"
(2 vs. 6) "POOP! FRANK!" Jesse James weaves through the oncoming drills, dodging them effortlessly as he runs towards his brother. Frank lay on the ground, gazing at the sky, his horse's corpse laying besides him. Jesse kneels next to him. "C'mon stallion, gettup'! We can get outta' this one, and then that's it! We're done! Please!" Frank coughed up a spot of blood. "Bruddah'...you think....they got a heaven....for ponies like us?" "What the hay you talkin' bout' Frank we-Frank! FRANK!!!"...
Jesse stands up with a steely resolve, as if he had not been shot one time. He paces towards the H.O.E.S., a firm grip on both of his revolvers as he makes his way towards them. Gurren Lagann turns towards him. "I've got him in my sights stallions! I'll finish him! DRILL CHARGE!" The Mecha speeds at Jesse, ready to deliver a giant spike to his skeletal system. The bandit takes a duelist stance and aims a revolver at Simon, right for the cockpit. As it gets closer Jesse yells out: (6+1 vs. 3) "HAY COLT, YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE TO SEE SOMEPONY KILL YOUR BROTHER?!"
Lagann wavers for a split second. The drill misses Jesse by a few hooves. He returns with a single bullet, which flies dead into the center of the robot. Simon's world goes into slow-motion. He never actually sees a bullet. But he does see one thing.
"...K-Kamina?"
Simon has died!
Applejack tosses one of The Boss's Fragmentation Grenades into Arthur McCoy's water trough, where he sits. (6 vs. 1) "Well poop." He proceeds to done get blown up.
Big Macintosh bucks apples at Bob Younger. (3 vs. 4) Miss. (5+1 vs. 1) "Alright Apple Family! IT'S TIME FOR-" Bob punches Big Mac in the face, knocking him unconscious and negating his ability.
Rainbow Dash surfboard whips Cole Younger in the corpse.
Al Capone hides behind a barrel and shoots at Bob Younger. (2 vs. 4) Bob Younger evades the fire, (2+1 vs. 6) and hides behind a house.
Bob Younger runs after the Asinine Sleeper. (3+1 vs. 6) Bob punches it, but it seems not to be able to comprehend pain. (1 vs. 6) The Asinine Sleeper explodes.
Jesse James emerges from the smoking husk that was once Gurren Lagann. He trudges forward, wordlessly, towards Roland Deschain. The cowboy bandit walks with a limp, as a result of his injuries talking damage on him once more. The Elite King S.W.A.T. Team pulls out their firearms. "If you come closer, we will shoot!" Jesse doesn't seem to here their warning. (1 vs. 5) The S.W.A.T. Team's fire is deflected, almost by an invisible shield around Jesse. (3 vs. 4) Jesse fires back, not hurting any of them, but still pushing them back. (3 vs. 2) The Automated Turret clips shots at Jesse, who doesn't make a note of it.
Jesse makes it to Roland, the two staring each other down. Everyone backs off. This is how the West will always settle it's manners. Both reach for their revolvers.
Draw.
(2 vs. 3)
(1 vs. 4)
Both miss their first shot.
(4 vs. 2)
(3 vs. 1)
Jesse hits Roland in the leg, whilst Roland hits Jesse in his opposite hand.
(6 vs. 5)
(5 vs. 1)
Jesse shoots Roland in the stomach. Then the chest. Then the shoulder. Then the other leg.
Roland falls to his hands and knees, coughing up copious amounts of blood. Jesse starts to walk away.
Roland manages to get one more shot off though. Jesse takes a few more steps, and then falls straight on his face.
Roland takes one more breath and collapses.
Roland Deschain has died!
Jesse James has died!
.......
Loot:
2 Revolvers
Horses
Cowboy Hats
Pistols
Bowie Knives
Knuckle Duster
Fire Bombs
TNT
Repeater
The Holy Bible (+1 Defense vs. Magic)
Beer
"Dallas Cowboys" Hat
Jesse James's Six-Shooters
Dysfunctional Parts of Gurren Lagann
Roland Deschain's Guns
Spoiler: James-Younger Gang (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on April 07, 2013, 12:50:24 pm
Though I think it's alright that "Guns" have been replaced with "Gats".
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 07, 2013, 01:01:15 pm
Dagoth Uthol is to go and wrestle Bob Younger to the ground. Meanwhile, Dagoth Ur will fetch the Holy Bible. This second bit is of paramount importance.
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 07, 2013, 01:32:42 pm
EDIT: With his final breath, Roland slides his Father's Guns toward the Kingston SWAT Team as he closes his eyes, a smile on his face.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 07, 2013, 02:55:50 pm
Could I please be a Navy Magicka guy?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 07, 2013, 03:21:42 pm
Not wanting to lose her own brother either, AJ unloads her pistols on Bob younger. She then proceeds to take her straw hat off of her unconscious brother and plops it back on her own head.
Post by: TCM on April 07, 2013, 03:28:35 pm
One last change.
Could I please be a Navy Magicka guy?
Aight.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 07, 2013, 03:45:16 pm
One last change.((YES! Someone finally chose one of my characters!))
Could I please be a Navy Magicka guy?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 07, 2013, 04:21:58 pm
Also, I accidentally put the Pony/Gangsta Translator on for this turn, so everyone turned into a pony. Thankfully, it was less awkward for this thread than my other non-Pony games where everyone became a pony.
Though I think it's alright that "Guns" have been replaced with "Gats".
(( Having Arthur McCoy's last words before getting blown to hell be "Well Poop" got a pretty decent laugh out of me, so the Translator at least has that going for it.))
Post by: Xantalos on April 07, 2013, 06:49:11 pm
För fan, jag anländer efter kampen? He sighs in dissapointment.
Tja, jag vill fortfarande några av detta, he says, gesturing at the pile of loot. It's Swedish Looting Time ... bitches.
Swedish Chef grabs the Bowie knives, the TNT, the beer (important), and Roland's guns!
Also the Dallas Cowboys baseball hat.
And the firebombs.
Oh, and since Bobby's still standing, he charges up when he's distracted and annihilates him with a Swedish Punch!
((Please excuse my terrible Swedish.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 08, 2013, 11:38:32 am
"Well... That got serious. Every battle we have, like 30 people... Jeez."
He sighs as the Swedish Chef walks in.
"And here comes someone else to get massacred."
Take the Gurren Lagann pieces, the bible, and Jesse's gun, if nobody else takes them.
Post by: ArchAIngel on April 08, 2013, 05:45:00 pm
Pastamancer glanced up and down the battlefield, raising an eyebrow.PLEASE don't do that. It hurts my eyes. White is not a good color. Ow...
"Well... That got serious. Every battle we have, like 30 people... Jeez."
He sighs as the Swedish Chef walks in.
"And here comes someone else to get massacred."
Take the Gurren Lagann pieces, the bible, and Jesse's gun, if nobody else takes them.
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 08, 2013, 07:34:09 pm
An armored figure walks into the battle field, seemingly from nowhere. He doesntbreally seem to be affected by the heat, despite having on gauntlets, steel boots, a chestplate, and a Skyrim-esque helmet.((Just treat the guns well, sir.)
För fan, jag anländer efter kampen? He sighs in dissapointment.
Tja, jag vill fortfarande några av detta, he says, gesturing at the pile of loot. It's Swedish Looting Time ... bitches.
Swedish Chef grabs the Bowie knives, the TNT, the beer (important), and Roland's guns!
Also the Dallas Cowboys baseball hat.
And the firebombs.
((Please excuse my terrible Swedish.))
Post by: Flying Dice on April 10, 2013, 08:33:58 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 10, 2013, 09:22:08 pm
Post by: mcclay on April 10, 2013, 09:56:39 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on April 10, 2013, 10:31:21 pm
Twilight grabs Jesse's guns and twirls them before putting them in magic holsters. She ten RAISES THE DEEEEAAAADDD!:o ?
Post by: mcclay on April 10, 2013, 11:47:58 pm
This action is poorly worded and stupid but I stand by it.Twilight grabs Jesse's guns and twirls them before putting them in magic holsters. She ten RAISES THE DEEEEAAAADDD!:o ?
Post by: TCM on April 11, 2013, 05:45:05 pm
That might just be my computer though.
But it makes me happy.
:)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on April 12, 2013, 12:09:21 am
Post by: TCM on April 12, 2013, 06:41:27 am
((Wait. I thought only two people died. Would that mean that Jath and Crowsnest would go in?))
Neither responded. Guess I have to send more PMs out.
Post by: Flintus10 on April 12, 2013, 11:47:15 pm
Post by: SealyStar on April 13, 2013, 07:16:46 am
Post by: ansontan2000 on April 13, 2013, 10:09:47 am
(If you can' tell, it's really late and I can't be bothered to make a full out roleplaying scene)
Post by: Xantalos on April 13, 2013, 04:00:50 pm
Finnish Sniper Simo Hayha has arrived in response to the H.O.E.S call to arms!(Norse bros? Norse bros.)
(If you can' tell, it's really late and I can't be bothered to make a full out roleplaying scene)
Post by: TCM on April 15, 2013, 08:35:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on April 16, 2013, 02:23:33 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on April 16, 2013, 04:05:46 pm
Big Max channels the energy of all nearby Apples to get concious again and grumble about "That bucking Applehead who dared to bucking punch his face."
Post by: zomara0292 on April 17, 2013, 08:09:47 pm
Also, I forgot about bay12
Post by: TCM on April 17, 2013, 08:13:07 pm
I have no idea of what to do so, the old spice man will take the towel (hat). Because he will always need more.
Also, I forgot about bay12
Welcome back. :3
Post by: TCM on April 20, 2013, 03:45:48 pm
"Asinine Sleeper, you will be remembered for your explosive display of semi-competence. Dagoth Uthol, your orders are to subdue that last n'wah over there. Do it now." Dagoth Uthol obeys and charges Bob Younger, (6 vs. 2+1) tackling and wresting him to the ground. Bob Younger tries stabbing the vampire, but he gets restrained.
Applejack lowers her head, before firing both of Theodore Roosevelt's Pistols into the subdued Bob Younger. (3 vs. 2) She hits him in the hand, and trots over to her brother, and takes her hat back.
Suddenly, Sweden. The Swedish Chef takes Several Bowie Knives, TNT Sticks, Beer, Roland Deschain's Father's Guns, Dallas Cowboys Hat, and Firebombs. He looks over to Bob Younger. "SVENSKA PUNCH!" The runs over to Bob Younger, (4 vs. 2) and punches him in the face.
The Swedish Chef joins the party!
Pastamancer picks up Pieces of Gurren Lagann, and The Holy Bible.
Rainbow Dash surfs by and whips Bob Younger with her whip! (1 vs. 2) She actually doesn't.
Twilight Sparkle heals everyone. Yay.
Al Capone walks up to Bob Younger and shoots him. (6 vs. 3) Got him between the eyes. Done fo'.
Big Mac wakes up to a bunch of dead people.
Old Spice Guy takes towel.
Just as the party wonders what to do next, Simo Hayha arrives! "Comrades, great news! While I walked from Finland to the United States, I found myself in a duel with a Confederate Sniper. But when I killed my opponent, I searched his body and found this convenient plot device!" He produces a map, which outlines the fastest way to reach Washington D.C., whilst avoiding ambushes and Confederate checkpoints. "Let's go, for motherland!"
Simo Hayha has joined the party!
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Neutral NPCs (click to show/hide)
New battle coming very soon! Feel free to get to know each other in the meantime.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 20, 2013, 04:01:57 pm
"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."
Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.
Post by: Xantalos on April 20, 2013, 04:04:27 pm
TOM! Explosion tid."
Summon Tom!
Post by: mcclay on April 20, 2013, 05:06:58 pm
memorize map and read book on the way to DC. Also take Jessie's guns.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 20, 2013, 06:53:41 pm
Dagoth Ur fumes at the fact that this is the second time he tries to grab loot, but the hand of fate cruelly snatches away all the shinies for no clearly explicable reason. Truly, his hands are a bag of spilling of some kind. He goes up to the Pastamancer."Yeah, sure, have it. It's better than me selling it when I get back to camp, at any rate."
"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."
Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.
Afterwards, he tries to combine his turret with the Gurren Lagann parts.
Once he succeeds or fails, he stands up and shouts a question towards his allies in general.
"Hey! Anyone here been here longer than me?"
Post by: mcclay on April 20, 2013, 07:14:45 pm
Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?Dagoth Ur fumes at the fact that this is the second time he tries to grab loot, but the hand of fate cruelly snatches away all the shinies for no clearly explicable reason. Truly, his hands are a bag of spilling of some kind. He goes up to the Pastamancer."Yeah, sure, have it. It's better than me selling it when I get back to camp, at any rate."
"Wre- good sir, would you mind handing that apparently holy book to me? I am interested in its contents."
Once he receives the book or is left wanting, he mills about and makes idle conversation with Dagoth Uthol about how this place doesn't have nearly enough ash storms to be considered strictly pleasant.
Afterwards, he tries to combine his turret with the Gurren Lagann parts.
Once he succeeds or fails, he stands up and shouts a question towards his allies in general.
"Hey! Anyone here been here longer than me?[/color=white]
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 21, 2013, 06:05:07 am
"Thank you, food mage, I will put it to good use!"
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 21, 2013, 09:01:36 pm
Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?"So, is it a usual thing that most of the team ends up dead after every battle, or is it just my bad luck?"
Post by: mcclay on April 21, 2013, 09:46:29 pm
"In the beginning most of us would survive but now the attrition rate has gone up. For example..."Technically I am but I was knocked unconscious for awhile. What questions do you have?"So, is it a usual thing that most of the team ends up dead after every battle, or is it just my bad luck?"
Twilight proceeds to go on a tangent about all the deaths in the party. This then turns into a essay about why she thinks so many are dying. It is filled with long words, complex percentages and numerous references you don't understand.
Post by: Xantalos on April 21, 2013, 09:48:29 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on April 21, 2013, 11:37:12 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 21, 2013, 11:43:58 pm
((because why not?))
Post by: mcclay on April 22, 2013, 12:13:57 am
Twilight's mouth is promptly plugged with a stick of butter that the Swedish Chef pulls out of Swedishspace.Twilight spits out the butter in surprise. "What the buck was that for!?"
Post by: Xantalos on April 22, 2013, 12:22:28 am
Post by: mcclay on April 22, 2013, 12:26:06 am
Post by: Xantalos on April 22, 2013, 12:41:40 am
Post by: mcclay on April 22, 2013, 12:51:00 am
Post by: TCM on April 22, 2013, 08:57:12 pm
The H.O.E.S. continue their journey through the United States. Along the way, several things happen.
Several items are traded.
The Swedish Chef calls for an ally. (3) Tom says he'll come!...When he can make it.
Rainbow Dash (5) fixes her Lee Enfield.
Applejack and Dagoth Uthol hold several Apple-related discussions.
During one night on the trek, Twilight Sparkle tries stealing Jesse James's Guns from The Swedish Chef while he sleeps. (3 vs. 5) He wakes up. They have a wrestling fight. And then they end up cuddling together to sleep. Aww.
......
A couple weeks into the journey, the group comes to a oddly deserted urban town. "Where did everyone go?" comments Pastamancer as the H.O.E.S. walk through the eerie atmosphere. Simo Hayha peers down the street with his scope. "....Pahuksen! There's more of them than roaches! Everyone, get ready for a fight! I see-"
The roar of a horde cuts him short.
(http://www.advancedphotoshop.co.uk/users/3324/thm1024/zombie_army.jpg)
WARNING: SOUND! The Infected are attracted to extremely loud sounds. Thus, any large commotion, (explosion, car alarms, booming music, etc.) will attract additional Infected to the area of the source.
The Infected Army:
Infected Horde #1: No, not zombies. Those are lumbering, slow, dull creatures. The Infected are a mass of sprinting, angry flesh, fueled by what seems more like a rage to all living things rather than a desire to feed.
Health: 500/500 Infected
Infected Horde #2: They're everywhere!
Health: 500/500 Infected
Hunter: An agile Infected that easily scales vertical surface and can jump great distances. It pounces onto it's prey and tears them apart with it's feral claws.
Ensnarement: When the Hunter successfully gets a hold on a target, it can only attack it's target and it's target can only attack it back. The Hunter gets a +1 to attacking it's target during the ensnarement. It only ends if the target is killed , or if the Hunter is hit by a strong attack. The Hunter can be attacked by other party members during this.
Inventory: Hoodie
Health: Fine
Smoker: A tall Infected having two defining physical features: An inflation of skin on one side of it's face, and an absurdly long tongue. The Smoker stays on tall roofs, where it springs it's tongue at it's prey, wraps it around them, and then pulls them towards itself until they suffocate.
Ensnarement: When the Smoker successfully gets a hold on a target, it can only attack it's target and it's target can only attack it back. The Smoker gets a +1 to attacking it's target during the ensnarement. It only ends if the target is killed , or if the Smoker is hit by a strong attack. The Smoker can be attacked by other party members during this.
Smoke Cloud: When the Smoker if killed, it releases a cloud of thick smoke. If it is killed by a melee character, the smoke has a chance to hit them, and if successful gives them a -1 to all rolls next turn.
Health: Fine
Boomer: An obese Infected covered in huge boils, used as containers for bile. The Boomer does not hunt prey directly, but it's bile attracts more zombies to a target.
Bile: If the Boomer successfully hits a target, he/she/it is covered in Boomer Bile. This causes an Infected Horde to appear and attack them the following turn. Also, the Boomer is a volatile enemy, make it easy to kill. When it is killed, it releases a large burst of Bile which covers anyone around it.
Health: Fine
Witch: An odd Infected which just walks around, sobbing. It does not have to be fought, and can be avoided.
Rage!: If the Witch is provoked by someone, it will charge them with it's giant claws. In Rage, the Witch will get +1 to offensive rolls, and can not be stopped until it is killed. It will only attack whoever provoked it, and will ignore everyone else no matter what they do.
Charger: A towering hulk of an Infected with it's upper torso split into an incredibly underdeveloped, and proportionally overdeveloped sides. It attacks by charging it's prey, grabbing them and then smashing them into the groud.
Grab N' Pound: Works the same way Ensnarement does. If the Charger is successful, it gets a bonus +2 against it's target. If it misses, it loses it's next turn.
Jockey: A small, hunchback infected that runs around cackling. It jumps on the head of it's prey, and then proceeds to smash and tear at their faces.
Ensnarement: When the Jockey successfully gets a hold on a target, it can only attack it's target and it's target can only attack it back. The Jockey gets a +1 to attacking it's target during the ensnarement. It only ends if the target is killed , or if the Jockey is hit by a strong attack. The Jockey can be attacked by other party members during this.
Spitter: The Spitter is the Infected version of someone who only goes to Wal-Mart at 3:15 in the morning. It attacks it's prey by spewing acid.
Acid Spit: Acid Spit melts items, and does damage over time like fire. It does extra damage to incapacitated or immobile targets.
Acid Burst: Upon death, the Spitter's stomach explodes, releasing a large puddle of acid all around it.
One Infected charges through the crowd, towering above all and throwing other Infected aside just to get at it's prey faster. It is: The Tank.
(http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/21/20567/tank.jpg)
Tank!
Current Thoughts: "RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR-"
Health: Dandy!
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Post by: Xantalos on April 22, 2013, 09:00:54 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 22, 2013, 09:37:06 pm
"He's pretty big, guys. Any genius plans?"
Post by: mcclay on April 22, 2013, 10:38:59 pm
Try to control Horde 1 with magic.
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 22, 2013, 11:05:45 pm
Dagoth Ur will Call Upon Allies - in this case Dagoth Rather, the Ascended Sleeper! Dagoth Uthol, meanwhile, will guard him, shooting any zombies who come near with fire and death, then punching them most severely.
Post by: Xantalos on April 22, 2013, 11:11:04 pm
MR FOX. Vilseledande.
Quietly call Mr Fox (assuming the ability is still active, which the spoiler says it is) and get him to trick the Tank into attacking the Witch.
Remain quiet, choppitying anyone attacking me in the throat.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 23, 2013, 01:26:18 am
Set up the Heavy Machine Gun horizontally with the Pastamancer's turret. Try to set up a defense perimeter before the Zambies notice us.
Post by: SealyStar on April 23, 2013, 04:56:29 pm
Throw a Molotov cocktail into the infected horde and run for it.
Post by: Biscuitlord on April 24, 2013, 01:23:19 pm
"Any genius plans?"
With an excited "EEEEYUP" He jumps right into the middle of the Zombie Horde #2 and bucks in every direction.
Post by: zomara0292 on April 24, 2013, 10:44:25 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on April 25, 2013, 04:01:26 am
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2013, 12:24:22 am
Post by: TCM on May 01, 2013, 12:27:23 am
We missing anyone?
I've got 9 responses out of 10 so far.
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2013, 12:28:52 am
*gasp*We missing anyone?
I've got 9 responses out of 10 so far.
Hang on.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on May 01, 2013, 12:29:02 am
We missing anyone?Rainbow Dash.
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2013, 12:31:27 am
Aye. She be messaged, but I doubt we'll be getting a reply 'till the morn. Best hold out for the night, me lads.We missing anyone?Rainbow Dash.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 01, 2013, 01:35:08 am
Time for the old standard. Rainbow Dash flies up high! And then fires her Lee Enfield at the Smoker, because this isn't Pokemon.
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2013, 06:27:06 pm
The Pastamancer is the first to move, and using all his courage he hides inside Cannenoli Cocoon. (3) He makes it. And it's only big enough to cover his face. So, he boots up the Automated Turret! And promptly hides behind that too.
Twilight Sparkle enshrouds Infected Horde #1 with her
"Ah. This takes me back." Dagoth Ur grins as waves of nostalgic memory come over him from seeing such a chaotic, hell-hole of a city. Beautiful. He calls upon more allies! (2) Damn, the phone reception here is really bad. Oh well, at least his homie Dagoth Uthol has his back.
MR FOX. Vilseledande. (2) The fox man doesn't arrive at The Swedish Chef's aid. He sticks to the shadows, ready to chop zombies to Valhalla.
Applejack sets her Heavy Machine Gat right next to the Automated Turret, ready to fire on the incoming undead.
Al Capone notices Twilight Sparkle being tailed by Infected Horde #1. "Ay'! Leave her alone! Shejustalittlepony,whyyougottabebustin'ballsbout'sometin'like'dat?" Irritated, he produces a cocktail, lights a rag with his cigar, shoves the rag in and tosses the combination at the horde. (6 vs. 2) The bottle explodes in their midst, and the whole crowd catches on fire. They all promptly drop like stocks in Banana yogurt.
Big Macintosh enjoyed a good ole' fisticuffs rootin'-tootin' smackdown, without all the guns and stuff like that to make it confusing. He runs into the Second Infected Horde, (6 vs. 2) and gives the Infected a proper stomping. Being the hive mind that they are, they charge him over and over, despite dozens of them flying back with the force a strong stallion's swift blows. Skulls, spines and ribcages and smashed and slammed. Soon, Big Mac is standing over a pile of bodies, panting. "Showd' 'em."
Old Spice Guy takes off his Towel to reveal his magnificent hat. And then takes off his hat to reveal his magnificent (1) pin-pulled grenade. (3 vs. 6) The grenade explodes! And doesn't hurt Isaiah a bit. "The power of Old Spice(TM)."
Simo Hayha takes to what he knows best and runs up a nearby fire escape to the roof of a building. On the rooftop, Simo lays prone at the edge, unfolding his sniper rifle's bipod onto the ledge. He sweeps out the scope and looks over his allies, ready to stop any of them from being pounced upon.
Rainbow Dash flies and shoots at the Smoker. (1 vs. 5) She manages to miss, only getting his attention. (3 vs. 5) He lashes his tongue out at her, but she easily dodges it.
The Hunter growls and stays lows to the ground, scoping out the H.O.E.S. for a target. Seeing Pastamancer cowering behind a turret makes him look like weak prey. The Hunter arches it's bag, and then with a roar and a giant leap, scales hundreds of feet in seconds. (5 vs. 2) The Hunter lands on the Pasta wizard, pinning him to his back. It roars again, "OHGODOHSHITGETITOFF" The Infected raises it's claws, (6 vs. 5) and an invisible force slams into the Hunter, sending it tumbling backwards and separating it's Left Arm from it's shoulder. Hayha refocuses his rifle, "There you go comrade!"
The Smoker stumbles in Rainbow Dash's general direction, lashing his elongated tongue at her once more. (4 vs. 1) She nimbly dodges it, but the cocky Pegasus underestimates him and allows his long fleshy appendage to wrap around her. It reels it's tongue back, pulling the struggling pony onto the ground, and dragging her towards himself. "Let go of me!" cries Dashie, finding herself in the 14th least sexiest situation involving a really long tongue.
The Boomer waddles it's way in front of Applejack and the Automated Turret, hobbling towards them both, gurgling and lurching. "Laying down some fire!" A.J. and the turret fire off against the zombie. (3 vs. 5) (6 vs. 1) Jackie doesn't lay any substantial hits down, but the turret decapitates the Infected with one shot. The headless corpse flops down, decompressing it's bile into a puddle that doesn't come close to the lines of the living creatures.
The Witch moans and sobs.
The Charger and The Swedish Chef both are milling around when they run into each other. The Chef puts his hands up. "COME ON BITCH. YOU ARE POO-SAY!" (6 vs. 4) The Charger doesn't seem very pleased, solving the predicament by sprinting at the chef, picking him up, and slamming his back into the sidewalk pavement.
The Jockey cackles and jumps onto Al Capone. "AH FUCK! YOU LITTLE SONOFABITCH', IMMA' KILL YOU! IMMA' BASH YOUR FACE IN!" (4 vs. 3) The Jockey tears it's claws at Capone's head, messing up his hat and slashes into skull flash.
Simo Hayha put the Spitter in the middle of his rifle's cross-hair. Just before he pulls the trigger, he notices a green dot appearing from the Spitter's location, coming closer and closer. And closer. (2 vs. 1) Simo rolls out of the way, but the acid attack manages to scrape him, taking the top part of his left boot off. The rest of the acid hits a back part of the roof and eats away at the surface. "Hey, those were very nice boots!"
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team surrounds The Charger. "TARGET ENGAGED. OPEN FIRE." (1 vs. 2) The bullets only manage to score glancing blows on the gigantic beast. (4 vs. 2) Annoyed, the Charger takes The Swedish Chef, and using him as a club, beats down upon the S.W.A.T., injuring them.
Meatball Monster, who followed the party all the way here from the West, decides to take its own action. (5) It grows bigger, quadrupling in total size!
Dagoth Uthol guards Dagoth Ur. "So master, any of these so called Infected zombie-toids pose a match that I could contend with?" Ur looks in front of him. He points at the Tank currently charging them. "He looks sort of tough." The Vampire casually walks up to the screaming monster, generating fire in his palms as he does. "In the name of the House of Dagoth, stop thee!" (3 vs. 6) Two fireballs arch towards the boss Infected, and then arch right past him. "Oh." (3 vs. 4) Uthol runs away, with the charging hulk behind him.
Tank!
Current Thoughts: "RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR-"
Health: Dandy!
Spoiler: The Infected Army (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 06:32:37 pm
Use This Is Taking Too Much Time on the Charger. Try to chop off his arm.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 06, 2013, 08:41:14 pm
Spaghetti Spear the Hunter. If possible, finish off with a shot from Cortez's Chrome.
Post by: ansontan2000 on May 06, 2013, 09:00:26 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 09:04:48 pm
"Hold on cyan pony comrade! I will shoot the head of the man with long tongue!"((you need to put in a bolded action saying you shoot the thing.))
Post by: TCM on May 06, 2013, 09:19:31 pm
"Hold on cyan pony comrade! I will shoot the head of the man with long tongue!"((you need to put in a bolded action saying you shoot the thing.))
It's alright, as long as I can figure it out.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on May 06, 2013, 09:37:59 pm
AJ unloads on the Jockey with her Heavy Machine Gun!
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 06, 2013, 11:14:27 pm
Summon an Ash Cloud to enshroud both Dagoth Uthol and myself. When the Tank gets to my position, beat him over the head most severely with the Ash Statue while Dagoth Uthol keeps up the guarding of my esteemed person.
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 08, 2013, 10:23:22 am
He takes a quick look over the Battlefield, where small fights had been ignited everywhere.'
he decides to help the swedish Chef by bucking the Charger in the back so he would let go of the human.
if he is already taken care of he charges to aid the Pastamancer by bashing the head of the hunter as hard as possible.
Post by: mcclay on May 08, 2013, 12:55:45 pm
Use my magic to shake those zombies like its a rave.
Post by: killerhellhound on May 08, 2013, 07:59:24 pm
Post by: TCM on May 12, 2013, 04:43:08 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 12, 2013, 05:26:07 pm
Post by: TCM on May 12, 2013, 05:27:52 pm
Who are we missing?
I only count 7 actions.
Post by: Xantalos on May 12, 2013, 05:29:26 pm
Post by: mcclay on May 12, 2013, 05:30:20 pm
8 actually.Nope, we don't have Dice.
DIIIIIIIIIIICE!
Post by: killerhellhound on May 12, 2013, 10:18:26 pm
YOU FORGOT TO KILL KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN8 actually.Nope, we don't have Dice.
DIIIIIIIIIIICE!
Post by: SealyStar on May 13, 2013, 02:07:28 pm
Take out brass knuckles and punch at the jockey.
Post by: Flying Dice on May 15, 2013, 01:55:20 am
Post by: TCM on May 19, 2013, 12:24:45 pm
Post by: TCM on May 19, 2013, 08:12:31 pm
On the last episode of Game of Pones, the Charger was smashing The Swedish Chef into the ground, trying to weld his spine together with the pavement. "AAAAAAAAABITCHYOUFOKKA! THIS IS TAKING TOO MUCH TIME!" The Chef pulls out a cooking knife before he can be slammed any longer, and slashes it across the Charger's arm many times in rapid succession. (3 vs. 2) The Charger roars and drops him, backing up as blood oozes from it's muscular extremity. The viking man falls to his feet and takes a fighting stance, ready for proper combat with his enemy.
"Wait a second, I have magic!" Pastamancer conjures a Spaghetti Spear out of thin air and throws it at the Hunter. (2 vs. 3) The spear sails over the Hunter's shoulder and embeds itself in a wooden telephone pole. (2 vs. 6) The Hunter screeches and launches at the magician, but at the last moment he pulls out Cortez's Chrome and shoots the Hunter! It was a rubber bullet, but it interrupts his attack and sends him flung elsewhere.
"Hold on cyan pony comrade! I will shoot the head of the man with long tongue!" Simo Hayha pulls the bolt on his rifle and aims his sights on the Smoker. (5 vs. 1) The shot nails the Smoker between the eyes, drilling a hole straight through it's head. It exhales a giant cloud of smoke and falls over. "He's dead like those poor Russian bastards!"
"Hang on Al! I'll blast that dirty varmint off yer back!" Applejack points the barrel of her Heavy Machine Gun at the Jockey riding on top of Al Capone, not bothering to hesitate an instant. (5 vs. 4) The burst of gunfire initially misses the Jockey, but a stray strikes it along the back. It falls off of Capone, tumbling to the ground.
"Silly giant n'wah." Dagoth Ur Summons an Ash Cloud to surround him and Dagoth Uthol. The thick fog of ash swirls around the two of them, covering their position. Ur waits, gripping the Ash Statue tightly in his hand...
Big Macintosh runs at the Charger to free The Swedish Chef, but that issue has resolved itself now. However, the Hunter and The Pastamancer are still engaged in a fierce battle. As the Hunter regains it's footing from being hit by a riot bullet, Mac charges at it, jumps at the air and strikes at it with a double-hoof buck technique. (1 vs. 5) He falls flat three feet in front of the Hunter. Hey, it's a hard technique to pull off. (3 vs. 2) The Hunter runs by the flopping Big Mac and slashes him across the face with his claws, only serving to give him a badass scar.
Twilight Sparkle runs away from the Zombie Horde like a filly. Except that they're dead. But she doesn't notice. Don't tell her.
Al Capone walked towards the Jockey who was thrown off of him courteously. Slipping his Brass Knuckles onto his hands he remarks, "Ah! Ya gots my fedora! Ya wanna play rough, huh?" (2 vs. 1) He swings at the Jockey, but the agile creature dodges his attack and laughs. This happens over and over, Capone's big swinging punches being dodged by the cackling undead. Fed up, he just punts the Jockey, sending it flying back. It doesn't hurt it much, but it is satisfying.
"Yeah, not happening." Rainbow Dash flies at the Smoker, ready to take it's head off when a sniper bullet sends it back. It erupts into a cloud of smoke which Dash flies right into, coughing.
The Hunter slashes at Big Mac's face with it's remaining arm as it pounces again for the Pastamancer. (5 vs. 1) The pasta wizard tries running, but the Hunter jumps onto his back, sending them to the ground. He pleads, but the Hunter takes it's claws and begins tearing apart his armor, ripping into his back back and tearing open his shirt.
The Charger sizes up Swedish Chef who has taken a battle stance in front of him, knife in left hand, and spoon in the right. "COMEONBITCHYOUEVAPLAYTHEKNIFEYSPOONYGAME? AAAGH!" (2 vs. 4) The Charger swings his fist at the human who ducks beneath it, (4 vs. 6) and stabs him in the pants. "YAH!"
The Jockey scampers about from being hit with the toe of Al Capone's shoe, but it comes back after him. (3 vs. 1) Leaping onto him, it grasps his head, beating on it with it's tiny fists. "Geoff' you sonna' bitch before I break ya' goddamn skull!"
The Spitter lets a glob of acid out at the Automated Mobile Turret. (3 vs. 5) The turret lives up to it's name and utilizes it's mobility to slink away from the acid blast. (5 vs. 3) The turret fires at the Spitter, blasting holes in it's legs to impede it's movement.
The Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team surrounds the Tank. "You're under arrest for assaulting members of law enforcement!" The Tank responds to the accusation with a roar. (4 vs. 1) "He's hostile, light him up!" The Team stuns the beast with a flashbang before pounding it with tactical firearm fire. Disorientated, the Tank tries to swipe at them but fails to connect. It runs away into a nearby cloud of ash...
Automated Mobile Turret continues shooting at the Spitter. (2 vs. 5) The Spitter retaliates with an acid attack, which dissolves the bullets of the turret. (2 vs. 4) The acid hits a nearby bench, doing no other damage.
Large Meatball Monster (5) grows into Huge Meatball Monster!
The Tank recovers gradually from the effects of the flashbang, only to find itself in Dagoth Ur's Ash Cloud. Spinning around, it tries to find a source of life. It sees a silhouette, and charges it. (4 vs. 2+1) The silhouette belongs to Ur himself, who can't make a comment before a giant fist punches him out of the cloud and sending him flat across the street. Dagoth Uthol attacks the Tank with fire! (4 vs. 2) The fire whips out and scours the Tank's flesh. It roars, spinning around and bringing both fists onto Uthol. (2 vs. 3) Uthol barely dodges the attack, as Ur comes back to the fray, Ash Statue in hand. "Don't expect to beat me with one punch n'wah!" (4 vs. 3) He pounds into the fleshy back of the Tank with the statue!
Tank!
Current Thoughts: "RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR-"
Health: Sustained Tactical Weaponry Fire, Scoured by Flames, Hit in the Back by a Small Statue
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Post by: Xantalos on May 19, 2013, 08:19:23 pm
The mayo addiction thing.)
Post by: TCM on May 19, 2013, 08:20:34 pm
(Question about the status thing: does it mean I have a turn to eat before negative effects set in or no?
The mayo addiction thing.)
If you do not eat this turn, the effects kick in.
Post by: Xantalos on May 19, 2013, 08:24:39 pm
The Swedish Chef's mouth curls back in a feral grin. Pulling a jar of mayo out from behind his back, he comments, Pre-beatdown snack!
The Chef eats some mayo and then charges back at the Charger, intending to kill it most severely with his knife and spoon!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 19, 2013, 08:33:51 pm
Escape and make pasta bandages for the back wounds.
Post by: mcclay on May 19, 2013, 09:34:42 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 20, 2013, 12:57:18 am
Run a bit farther from the Tank and Call Upon Allies, in this case Dagoth Ulen, the Snarky Ascended Sleeper! Dagoth Uthol, meanwhile, should distract the Tank and keep himself alive.
Post by: ansontan2000 on May 20, 2013, 04:20:42 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on May 21, 2013, 06:09:41 pm
AJ slings her gun back, brings out her Hacha Axe and hacks into the Jockey's back!
Post by: Biscuitlord on May 25, 2013, 07:54:53 am
Post by: TCM on May 29, 2013, 07:04:29 pm
Post by: SealyStar on May 29, 2013, 08:49:42 pm
Grab and swing madly at the jockey.
Post by: ansontan2000 on June 03, 2013, 04:03:28 am
Post by: TCM on June 03, 2013, 05:11:00 pm
Who're we waiting on?
Towel man. Though I'll probably skip him over for this turn, as he hasn't been on in a couple weeks.
Post by: TCM on June 06, 2013, 10:15:44 pm
The Swedish Chef grins as he pulls out a jar of Mayo, and eats it instantly. He doesn't actually take it out of the jar, he swallows the jar hole. "Pre-beatdown snack! Now you are finished! He flips his knife-and-spoon combo out again as he charges the large beast, letting out his viking scream. (5 vs. 4) He leaps at the Charger, and drives his knife straight through it's chest, while simultaneously whacking it across the face with his mighty spoon. The Chef leaps off, and the Charger staggers backwards, but steps forward again, still not out of the fight.
"HELP!" cries The Pastamancer as the Hunter tears into his back. Utilizing his quick wits, the wizard casts a spell. (4 vs. 1) The Hunter turns into a Pasta noodle. He gets up. "Well, that was surprisingly easy." He then makes some Pasta Bandages. (5) He makes them, and puts them all over his back. That's a lot better.
Twilight Sparkle, still running, and sees the Jockey jump back upon Al Capone. "Don't worry, I'll save you!" She charges the infected little man, and releases a magical blast of energy funneled out of her unicorn horn. (2 vs. 3) She misses and blows up the light-bulb of a street lamp.
"Dagoth Uthol, you take the lead for now. For House Dagoth!" Dagoth Ur commands his subordinates and calls upon Dagoth Ulen, the Snarky Ascended Sleeper! (1) Instead, he gets the Zealot Guards! Meanwhile, Dagoth Uthol distracts The Tank! (5 vs. 3) "Hey, you know who I tanked last night? YO' MAMMA'!" The beast roars and runs after the vampire, the distraction having played it's intended role.
You get off that man's back, Russian manrider! Or i'll shoot you, just like I did all of your friends! Despite the threats of Simo Hayha, the Jockey continues to harass and ride Al Capone. The Sniper decides to line up a shot on the Jockey, careful not to hit his gangster ally, and shoot him off. (4 vs. 3) With a clean shot, the Jockey is hit in the arm and launched off of Capone's back, hitting the ground!
"You don't know when to stay down boy!" Applejack pulled out her Spanish Hacha Axe, charged at the Jockey and hacked at it's exposed spine. (2 vs. 6) The nimble zombie jumps back and avoids the attack. (6 vs. 3) It pounces on the orange pony, and attacks her hat! "Ah! Get this thing offa' me!"
Big Macintosh eats a noodle.
Al Capone feels the Jockey get launched off of him, only to jump onto Applejack immediately after. Knowing the pain that the Jockey would give to one's head, he ran up to the creature to finish it once and for all. "Aye'! Get offa' her, I'mma beat yo' brains out!" (6 vs. 3) He grabbed the Jockey and pulled it's miniature body off of the horse. The mob boss threw it on the ground, and before the Infected gremlin could react he gave it a face full of brass knuckles. It fell to the ground, just in time for Al to take out his bat and start beating it over the head like he promised. After a few good whacks, he stopped. "Dat's how we do it in Chi-town."
Old Spice Guy sells Old Spice.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team surrounds the Spitter. "Gon' den'!" (5 vs. 4) One of the officers shoots the Spitter in the face with a shotgun. It collapses, decapitated, in a pool of Spitter goo.
Automated Turret shoots The Tank! (2 vs. 3) It shots fail to pierce the Infected's tough body layer.
Huge Meatball Monster (6) Holy Fuck. Final Form! Flying Spaghetti Monster! It hovers over The Tank, and shoots forth it's noodley appendages! (6+2 vs. 5) The Tank roars, but the noodles wrap around all of it's limbs and hold it firmly. "Tank Zombie, you must first learn the true ways of the Spaghetti." The God and the Infected fly off into the sky, into the land where the stripper are clean, and the beer is cold.
Charger Charges The Swedish Chef! (1 vs. 4) It runs into a wall! (3 vs. 2) Swedish Chef....kills it. I dunno, I'm tired guys. It's dead anyways. You guys win. Yay.
Victory!
Loots:
Hoodie
.....That's it.
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Post by: Xantalos on June 06, 2013, 10:48:44 pm
Mmm...nah.
Fukken zombies, being not Swedish.
He pulls a few carrots out of hammer space and throws them at the corpse of the Charger, then pulls out his phone and calls Mr Fox. Pick up already, you bastard, I know you're there.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 07, 2013, 12:35:17 am
Post by: mcclay on June 07, 2013, 01:08:53 am
Distract the ZG by striking up conversation with it.
Post by: ansontan2000 on June 07, 2013, 02:57:57 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on June 07, 2013, 05:44:56 pm
"Thank ya kindly Al"
((Does Flying Spaghetti Monster use the exact same font as Princess Celestia?...))
Post by: Xantalos on June 07, 2013, 05:47:42 pm
Aj stands up and fixes her hatHe is omnipotent.
"Thank ya kindly Al"
((Does Flying Spaghetti Monster use the exact same font as Princess Celestia?...))
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 09, 2013, 06:12:55 am
Big Mac enjoys the taste of the noodles quite a bit.
"Hey Chef. Ya think ya could make me some
Post by: TCM on June 14, 2013, 02:14:54 pm
Post by: mcclay on June 14, 2013, 02:30:40 pm
Post by: scapheap on June 14, 2013, 02:32:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 14, 2013, 02:42:34 pm
So....are people still interested in this? :3YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?
Post by: TCM on June 14, 2013, 02:42:51 pm
So....are people still interested in this? :3YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?
Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.
Post by: Xantalos on June 14, 2013, 02:43:35 pm
Mayhaps. Who are we waiting for?So....are people still interested in this? :3YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?
Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.
Post by: TCM on June 14, 2013, 02:49:53 pm
Mayhaps. Who are we waiting for?So....are people still interested in this? :3YES
Are you asking because people aren't posting actions?
Yeh. Maybe peoples are just busy.
3 People. Pastamancer, Old Spice Guy, & Al Capone.
Post by: SealyStar on June 14, 2013, 03:34:50 pm
Look for a bar.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on June 15, 2013, 03:01:29 am
So....are people still interested in this? :3Fuck yeah I'm still interested in this!
Post by: killerhellhound on June 15, 2013, 05:40:04 am
Post by: Biscuitlord on June 15, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
At least not always *points to the quote of killerhound* :D
Post by: Spinal_Taper on June 16, 2013, 03:29:36 pm
Welp. Again I showed how usefull I am.Pastamancer turns to look at Big Mac, raising his eyebrows inquisitively.
Big Mac enjoys the taste of the noodles quite a bit.
"Hey Chef. Ya think ya could make me someawesomesauceapplesauce for those here noodles?"
"Wait. He's a sauceror?"
More noodles. Thank the pasta god.
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2013, 03:17:19 pm
Swedish Chef yells Mr. Tom to get his ass here. He does. "Sorry Boss, I'm here now!"
Mr. Tom has joined!
The Dagoth People try to inconspicuously back away from the Zealot Guards. The Guards look at them. Damn, maybe trying to blend in while reading 'Taking Over the Realm: Monthly Edition' wasn't the best idea. (4 vs. 1) "Listen, maybe if we all sat down like decent sentient beings-" One of the Guards throws a spear at Ur, impaling him in the chest. "Well now, that's no way to start a conversation!"
Dagoth Uthol jumps in front of his superior, "Don't worry, I'll protect you! Vampire attack!" (6 vs. 5) Uthol launches himself at the guards, grabbing one by the head and throwing him at the others like a bowling ball. Strike!
"Great work, now, let's get out of here before they wake up!"
And thus, the H.O.E.S. set out to the next location on their map. At a decent rate, the trip will take about 3 days to the South.
-5 Weeks Later-
Northern Virginia
11:30 P.M.
The party walks past fields upon fields, trees dotting the rural Virginian country-side, the sights illuminated by the occasional lamp post on the wide cobblestone road they transverse upon. "Woo-wee! Like we're right back at home, huh Big Mac?" The red stallion nodded, "Eeyup." "Hey Twilight, how much further towards the next stead?"
"According to the map, the Plantation should be right ahead...yes, there it is!"
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3189/2586144076_8b4518e53a_z.jpg)
"Doesn't look like the guards are anything but chumps. Let's take em' out." Al Capone pulls out his signature Tommy Gun.
"No! We'll need to do this discreetly. Everyone, read the letter:"
Inside the Plantation are several prisoners of war, most of them being high ranking military and political officials of the United States. As a group, your key mission is to rescue these prisoners, and most specifically the V.I.P. You'll know who he is when you find him. If the V.I.P. is killed, this mission will be a failure.They're all being kept in the Master Bedroom behind a locked door which is most definitely guarded.
Even though these guards are basically armed citizens, stay quiet. If any of them hear or see you, they'll raise the alarm and suddenly you'll have every villager and soldier for miles coming after you. No unsuppressed firearms, no explosions, no big flashy displays. Coordinate your attacks, and stick cover and shadows so you won't be spotted. You have to subdue these guys, so you don't even have to kill them. Just get them to the point where they can't get to the alarm or fight back.
-Cadence
Even though these guards are basically armed citizens, stay quiet. If any of them hear or see you, they'll raise the alarm and suddenly you'll have every villager and soldier for miles coming after you. No unsuppressed firearms, no explosions, no big flashy displays. Coordinate your attacks, and stick cover and shadows so you won't be spotted. You have to subdue these guys, so you don't even have to kill them. Just get them to the point where they can't get to the alarm or fight back.
-Cadence
Plantation Guards:
Guard #1: Guarding the front porch with Guard #2.
Items: Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Guard #2: Guarding the front porch with Guard #1.
Items: Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Sweeper #1: Sweeping the fields to the West.
Items: Shotgun with Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Sweeper #2: Sweeping the fields to the East.
Items: Shotgun with Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Overwatch: Looking out all the windows upstairs.
Items: Scoped Hunting Rifle
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Sentry #1: Stationed in the dining room on the first floor.
Items: Pistol
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Sentry #2: Stationed in the cellar in the basement.
Items: Revolver
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Stablehand: In the stables.
Items: Pitchfork
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Patrol: Walking around the perimeter of the Plantation house.
Items: AK47 with Flashlight, Saber
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
Scout: Coming towards the H.O.E.S., but can't see them just yet...
Items: Hunting Rifle, Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to Combat
Health: Fine
-Head Guard-
The leader, also the only one with any actually military training.
Health: Fine
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 21, 2013, 03:52:20 pm
Dagoth Ur finds a nice, cozy spot in the woods, preferably some distance away from the plantation, and lets Dagoth Uthol guard him as he takes a telepathic power nap and looks for the mind of the Head Guard. When found, proceed with takeover. He shall be the first Dreamer of House Dagoth in this dark, ignorant state.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 21, 2013, 04:00:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 21, 2013, 05:55:12 pm
Post by: Zako on June 21, 2013, 08:16:51 pm
Post by: mcclay on June 21, 2013, 11:16:32 pm
"I think I can, I KNOW I can!"
Post by: SealyStar on June 22, 2013, 12:40:18 pm
Sneak into the stables and cut the stablehand's neck with the cursed machete.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on June 22, 2013, 04:42:48 pm
Ninja on over to the west fields, and garrot Sweeper # 1 with my lasso. Keep an eye out for any alarms
Post by: Spinal_Taper on June 23, 2013, 12:11:19 pm
"No flashy displays? No explosions? This is going to be a looooooooong mission."
Post by: ansontan2000 on June 24, 2013, 06:31:27 pm
Post by: ArchAIngel on June 27, 2013, 01:50:46 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 27, 2013, 09:01:02 pm
Suggestion. Have twilight teleport in, then teleport the hostages out. Easy-peasy.Meh. Too much possibility of her teleporting partway through a wall.
Post by: mcclay on June 27, 2013, 09:02:04 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on June 27, 2013, 09:45:33 pm
With the way I've been rolling I would probably telefrag the hostages.MISSION FAIL A SMALL PURPLE HORSE APPEARED IN THE HOSTAGES STOMACH
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2013, 11:07:27 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 27, 2013, 11:54:06 pm
So, same deal as last year; I'll be in the mountains for the next 2 weeks, so it's pretty unlikely I'll be able to write up a turn anytime during that period. I hope you guys will stay want to play in that time period. :PI waited 6 months to get on this thing, I'm not abandoning it after 2 weeks. :P
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on June 28, 2013, 12:29:16 am
So, same deal as last year; I'll be in the mountains for the next 2 weeks, so it's pretty unlikely I'll be able to write up a turn anytime during that period. I hope you guys will stay want to play in that time period. :PI'm not going anywhere. Besides, you still owe us that Death Race remember? :D
Enjoy your vacation!
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2013, 08:10:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on June 30, 2013, 09:00:59 pm
Who we waiting on?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on July 01, 2013, 10:15:59 am
Who we waiting on?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Big Mac, Dashie and Old Spice.
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 09, 2013, 07:25:09 am
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Post by: killerhellhound on July 09, 2013, 07:55:26 am
You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 09, 2013, 08:36:25 am
By the Nine Divines there's been a murder!You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Post by: killerhellhound on July 09, 2013, 09:34:15 am
Stop right there Criminal scum!By the Nine Divines there's been a murder!You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 09, 2013, 09:56:57 am
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! You're stolen goods are now forfeit!Stop right there Criminal scum!By the Nine Divines there's been a murder!You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Pay
Jail
Pay with Blood
Post by: killerhellhound on July 09, 2013, 06:44:27 pm
I take a third option snap guards neck take armor and replace him on the forcePay the court a fine or serve your sentence! You're stolen goods are now forfeit!Stop right there Criminal scum!By the Nine Divines there's been a murder!You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Pay
Jail
Pay with Blood
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 09, 2013, 08:05:46 pm
I take a third option snap guards neck take armor and replace him on the forcePay the court a fine or serve your sentence! You're stolen goods are now forfeit!Stop right there Criminal scum!By the Nine Divines there's been a murder!You would think Big Mac wouldnt be the first choice for a stealth Mission. But you would be wrong. He can just stand in plain field of view saying "Eeyup." and nobody thinks twice about it until he suddenly breaks your neck.The NPC way of surprise killing
So Big Mac just stands there on the field where the Scout is coming for the H.O.E. disguised in his unremarkebleness. Once the scout is nearer the red stallion bucks him so hard in the face that it breaks his neck.... But in a silent way.
Pay
Jail
Pay with Blood
You shoot to the top by way of your rather unconventional replacement methods. Congratulations. You are now the entire police force. Good luck with the criminal problem!
Post by: killerhellhound on July 09, 2013, 08:30:13 pm
Post by: TCM on July 12, 2013, 07:32:39 pm
Post by: TCM on July 16, 2013, 08:06:04 pm
"So, a mission requiring subtlety? I believe I can help with that. I need but take a nice nap. Unless you need me for something else, my dear n'wah... friends." Dagoth Ur stretches and walks into the nearby trees, looking for a nice place to lay down. And what luck! Someone has left out as nice hammock, blanket and pillow included, between two firm elms. Dagoth hops on, relaxing with his arms behind his head. Dagoth Uthol leans on one of the trees as his superior takes a nap. Ur closes his eyes...
His mind travels through the air in a extra-sensory wave of consciousness, penetrating the walls of the house silently. Outside a locked metal door sits the Head Guard, sitting on a small chair. The energy of Dagoth reaches him. (5 vs. 2) The Guard's eyes turns blank. He begins foaming at the mouth, seizing at his neck. But this is a battle of wills he is definitely losing.
Swedish Chef calls for Mr. Fox! (4) MR. FOX INBOUND: NEXT TURN.
Twilight Sparkle casts a Magic Stealth Field! (6) Hooray! If anyone in the H.O.E.S. messes up on their stealth attack this turn, they will be unnoticed by the enemy!
Al Capone cracks his knuckles. "So we gots to keep it down hea, huh? Great, an' I'll cap any guy dat SQUEALS!" He hunkers down, stepping silently to the stables like the time he slipped Joey The Rat's throat. Man, good times. He pushes open the stable doors slowly, peering inside. He finds the Stablehand bent over a stable, feeding a horse. Capone nudges forward slowly, taking his Cursed Machete out of his coat. (5 vs. 4-1) Sensing something behind him, the Stablehand turns around only for a blade to end up straight in his right shoulder-blade. He falls to the ground, dropping his Pitchfork, as his back starts turning to stone.
"Stealth huh? I reckon I'll hold onto ma gats just in case..." Applejack puts her guns away in her ad hoc holsters as she stealthy stealths her way to the fields to the West. Hiding behind the fence, she observes the first Sweeper swinging his flashlight over the crops. The pony pulls her lasso out, wrangling it in her teeth. (4 vs. 3-1) Sentry #1 yawns, not finding anything interesting in the fields. He then feels something yank around his throat. He's pulled to the ground, the Lasso tightening around his neck as he desperately pulls it off.
"Why's everyone hiding and trying to be Solid Bond? The sneakiest way into a place is being in plain sight. Pastamancer harnesses his pasta powers into creating a noodley costume. (5) He makes a very suitable chef outfit, robes, funny hat and mustache. Putting them on, he walks right up to the plantation front. The porch Guards look at him, "What's your business here stranger?" "I am ze' Chef, Doctor Von Monsieur I'mnotanactuallychefimreallygoingtosneakintoyourhouseandthenyouallaregoingtodie Ramsey." The Guards look at each other. "Sounds about right, head on in." The Pasta wizard grins and walks into the house.
Near where Dagoth Ur is sleeping, Simo Hayha scales up a tree and sits upon a sturdy branch near the top. He swings his legs over the sides, holding his Mosin Nagant in one hand and fishing a silencer out of his coat with the other. He combines the two items and then puts the scope to his eye, ready to finish off any signs of trouble.
Scout is walking along the path in front of the plantation, bored. "Man, I really wish my shift was over so I could go home and finish my Digimon/Inglorious Basterds crossover. Hey look, a horse!" He walks up to a seemingly normal horse, except for the fact that he was red and had big-ass anime eyes. Big Mac looked at the Scout. "I'm just a regular horse. Eeyup." (3 vs. 2-1) "Huh, I guess so. Bye." The Scout turns around, and then's when the stallion launches at him, bucking him in the ass. Not quite the head, but you get what you can get.
"Hey Old Spice dude, I'm bored, can we go somewhere cool?"
"Absolutely, follow me!"
Desertion to Awesomeland!
The Stealth Field wears off.
Guard #1 and Guard #2 have meaningful discussion.
".....You wanna' make out?"
"That's gay."
"No it's not."
"Oh."
Sweeper #1 has a meaningful time trying to pull a Lasso off his jugular. (5-1 vs. 1) With a great tug, he pulls it off of his head. He rolls onto his stomach, gasping as air returns to his body. He scrambles up, (6 vs. 1-1) and then a silent sniper bullet turns his brain into an M-80.
Sweeper #2 looks around the field for any signs of danger. (3) No danger yet. He starts swinging his gun around and making shooting noises.
Overwatch looks out the window with his scope. (1) He spots an enemy! (3-1 vs. 2-1) He shoots, breaking the glasses and managing to hit Sweeper #2 in the toe! The man on the ground falls down, rolling in pain. "....whoops."
Sentry #1 walks around the dining room table, peering out the windows occasionally into the distance. He looks over his shoulder as he watches the chef lay down some pasta meals on the dining room table. He walks up to the chef, "Listen sir, I was wondering if you cook some spaghetti, what the right temperature to-" (6 vs. 4-1) A Spaghetti Spear to the abdomen. The Confederate Sentry falls on his face, crawling for the doorway, wheezing.
Sentry #2 is in the basement. "Man's it's cold in here."
Stablehand lunges for his Pitchfork. (6) He grabs it with his unpetrified arm region, tossing the pointy end at Al Capone. (1-1 vs. 6) Somehow it ends up in his face.
The Patrol makes his way around the plantation, noticing something in the trees nearby. (6) He walks to the section only to find the Dagoths occupying it. Without hesitation he raises his Kalashnikov before they see him. (6-1+1 vs. 3) Dagoth Uthol gets three shots to the headpiece.
Dagoth Uthol is dead!
As Ur slumps down onto a tree, dissipating into otherworldly material, The Patrol runs up to the napping Dagoth Ur. (6-1+1 vs. 1) The Patrolman smashes his rifle butt into Ur's mask several times, awaking him from his demonic slumber. He then empties out a half of his rifle clip or so on the king's body, riddling it with bullets that go through him and put holes into the hammock he lays on. At this point, Ur attempts to defend himself, but the patrol smacks on the head with his flashlight. He runs towards the plantation afterwards, leaving Ur to die in his own spot of blood and pain. (Fatally Wounded: Will be next turn unless given extreme emergency attention.
The Scout, while alerted that something very wrong is happening, is also having to deal with a Big Macintosh. (4-1 vs. 6) From the ground, he tries shooting at the stallion with his Hunting Rifle, but Big Mac steps on the rifle stock. "Nope." (4 vs. 1-1) Big Mac pushes his hoof through the Scout's forehead and out the back of his brain.
Just as the Patrol gets past the trees, he gets surrounded by the Kingston SWAT Team! (5 vs. 2-1) He speeds up, as he didn't feel like dealing with armored Jamaican on this particular night. It doesn't matter, because buckshot hits his spinal cord, tearing it apart as he falls mid-run to the ground in a spinning heap.
The Head Guard stops struggling, and immediately hears gunfire going off. Realizing the plantation must be under siege, he runs for the alarm. (5) Getting into the master study, the guard practically leaps onto the desk in his action of smashing a glass case with his fist onto a circular red button. Soon, the air is filled with the sounds of a crying siren.
The Alarm has been Raised!
Confederate Army Arriving Next Turn!
-Head Guard-
The leader, also the only one with any actually military training.
Health: Fine
Spoiler: Plantation Guard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
First person to finish the reference of this Chapter's name gets a cookie. :3
Post by: mcclay on July 16, 2013, 08:30:50 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 16, 2013, 08:31:02 pm
Overwatch gon' die tonight.
Post by: TCM on July 16, 2013, 09:41:11 pm
Sleep is the cousin of death.
Overwatch gon' die tonight.
Yay! Cookie 4 You. :3
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 16, 2013, 11:56:52 pm
"I knew I should have been an actor."
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 17, 2013, 12:44:11 am
Buck a live grenade onto the front porch for the two guards and try to rush into the house after the explosion guns raised
Post by: SealyStar on July 17, 2013, 07:32:49 am
Throw a pineapple bomb in one of the upstairs windows and run.
Post by: Harry Baldman on July 17, 2013, 09:58:59 am
Dagoth Ur thinks about the Heart of Lorkhan, reminiscing about the good times with Nerevar! He lets the memory fill his divine flesh with love and wonder, healing his terrifying injuries!
Post by: killerhellhound on July 18, 2013, 03:41:56 am
"That hurt, you silly n'wah! And my mask! You've dented it!"The power of love because the power of friendship doesn't work when everyone abandons you.
Dagoth Ur thinks about the Heart of Lorkhan, reminiscing about the good times with Nerevar! He lets the memory fill his divine flesh with love and wonder, healing his terrifying injuries!
Post by: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 03:43:00 am
Hey! You just wait for my action. Cover's been blown, so it's time to go berzerk."That hurt, you silly n'wah! And my mask! You've dented it!"The power of love because the power of friendship doesn't work when everyone abandons you.
Dagoth Ur thinks about the Heart of Lorkhan, reminiscing about the good times with Nerevar! He lets the memory fill his divine flesh with love and wonder, healing his terrifying injuries!
Post by: Biscuitlord on July 19, 2013, 11:47:29 pm
"Noope.
Big Mac prepares for the incoming confederate Army. He is a southern Farmpony. So he's used to defend a farm against the occassional raid by those other god damn southeners.
He places some applemines and apple-C4 (also called the Imine and the IC4 (plsdontsueme)) on key Positions before the confederate Army arrives and lets them run right into them.
Post by: Xantalos on July 22, 2013, 10:52:53 pm
Sneak toward and SVENSK RO DAH the head guard. Have Tom rig the place to blow with the dynamite I have, and Mr Fox go around garroting everyone else.
Post by: Harry Baldman on July 23, 2013, 05:40:50 am
Sneak toward and SVENSK RO DAH the head guard. Have Tom rig the place to blow with the dynamite I have, and Mr Fox go around garroting everyone else.
Weren't we supposed to be rescuing someone? Maybe we shouldn't be blowing the place up... yet is what I'm saying.
Post by: Xantalos on July 23, 2013, 06:05:14 am
I'm not killing whatever hostages we're supposed to be saving!Sneak toward and SVENSK RO DAH the head guard. Have Tom rig the place to blow with the dynamite I have, and Mr Fox go around garroting everyone else.
Weren't we supposed to be rescuing someone? Maybe we shouldn't be blowing the place up... yet is what I'm saying.
I'm just eliminating resistance from inside, since we've basically already failed at the stealth bit.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 23, 2013, 01:07:58 pm
Yeah and I'm just blowing up the front porch. I'm pretty sure they'll be no friendly fire unless I completely fuck upSneak toward and SVENSK RO DAH the head guard. Have Tom rig the place to blow with the dynamite I have, and Mr Fox go around garroting everyone else.
Weren't we supposed to be rescuing someone? Maybe we shouldn't be blowing the place up... yet is what I'm saying.
Post by: TCM on July 27, 2013, 12:10:44 am
Also, I want to bring up a period that happened a while earlier in this game where it was regular for more than half the party to get wiped out in a single battle. When you all informed me of this, I said, "Well I have a huge waitlist to get to!" But now that I think about it, that's a pretty shitty excuse. It's been edging on me, as one my least favorite moments as a GM in retrospect. It's been edging me out so much that I distinctly remember in one of my recent dreams there was a part of the dream where I was getting a lot of PMs telling me about how bad of a GM I was.
Thoughts?
Post by: mcclay on July 27, 2013, 12:29:37 am
I am liking it so far though, wish it would update more frequently but a well, tis a long RTD.
Post by: killerhellhound on July 27, 2013, 12:39:17 am
Which part was that? I rember in the beginning that we had very few people die. Also I am liking this game but the more recent parts have felt a bit...unstructured. In the beginning we had a very clear goal and we're able to accomplish this goal not easily but without wandering around for awhile. I guess that in the latest part of the game I kinda feel like we aren't really accomplishing anything storywise and it feels a bit like faffing about. I personally would like to see us get back onto a more concrete track. But thats just me.This is creepy similar to my opinion.
I am liking it so far though, wish it would update more frequently but a well, tis a long RTD.
+1
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on July 27, 2013, 12:58:15 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 27, 2013, 08:42:55 am
Of course I'd love to see more updates but I know that this is a real long game and all.
Post by: TCM on July 27, 2013, 11:20:24 am
Since Princess Celestia is basically > everything at this point, the H.O.E.S. have shifted from a force bent out from killing her, since she's gotten too powerful, into an Elite Special Forces unit for the Lunar Republic which primarily assist conventional Lunar forces, or specifically go after certain Celestial leaders. On Earth, Celestia has set up various armies to control countries and territory around the globe, with the armies headed by different evil people. In this case, the Confederacy has started the Second American Civil War, and the H.O.E.S. are performing various duties to assist the United States of America and the Lunar Republic in the struggle. So it's:
The Celestial Empire + The Confederate States of America VS. The Lunar Republic + The United States of America
When the party arrived in Jamaica, that was simply a vacation gone wrong, but also distracted the H.O.E.S. from pursuing the Celestial forces. When the H.O.E.S. got to the United States, they had to take a longer, indirect path to Virginia, (where much of the fighting between the various forces is going on) as to avoid the majority of Confederate forces. This is why they went all over the place, including running into Confederate leader Jesse James and his Posse who attempted to take them out, but of course failed. Next they went into a zombiefied town, which I was trying to imply was infected due to a Confederate biological attack, but I did a really bad job of. So now they're in Virginia and going into this plantation to rescue some key figures from the United States. So really the goal of the H.O.E.S. right now is to assist the United States and Lunar Army, and the final boss of this arc would be Robert E. Lee.
The issue with this game is that it was spun-off of the "Roll To Dodge Mr. T" game, so really this was more of a joke/gimmicky game then anything and should not have lasted more than 30 Pages. But since it kept going, I've been trying to adapt an actual storyline into the game. It's like a joke episode of a Television series, only now I have to make an entirely new series based on the joke episode. I'll try to be a lot more explicit with what's going on, since I've been leaving too much stuff out. Thanks guys! <3
Post by: Xantalos on July 28, 2013, 07:36:12 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on July 28, 2013, 08:12:53 pm
Well, you've been doing an awesome job so far. Although really, since Celestia > everything, shouldn't the goal of the HOES be to gain enough power / assemble magical artifacts (coughelementsofharmonycough) in order to actually kill Celestia? Otherwise they've got no hope of winning.That or crush the god under respawning cannon fodder. (AKA us)
Post by: TCM on July 28, 2013, 08:19:11 pm
Twilight Sparkle attempts a group-wide healing spell. (3) The spell manages to work on the Kingston S.W.A.T. Team, but doesn't help out Dagoth Ur due to the severity of his wounds. The air around Twilight shifts as she teleports into the house. (5) Twilight appears in front of the steel door in the house. The Head Guard turns around, "Mah' gawd', itsa' purple horse." (1 vs. 6) He pulls out a pistol and fires it at her, only to have it blow up in his hands. He curses and drops the weapon. (4 vs. 5-1) Twilight responds by getting with the deadly magic technique of "Now your hat has disappeared."
The Overwatch scans the front of the plantation as all goes to hell. He swings his rifle around, trying to find an actual enemy to shoot. Meanwhile, a hidden Simo Hayha is doing the same, but he is a superior sniper. (3 vs. 1-1) The Overwatch falls onto his back as a bullet rips through his right arm, his Scoped Hunting Rifle clattering to the ground. When the guard hits the ground, he backs away from the windows, in awe that another sniper had managed to shoot him first.
After stabbing a Confederate with Spaghetti, The Pastamancer runs into the bathroom. The bathroom was really nice as one would have expected from a plantation of this stature. The floor had a black-and-white checkerboard pattern. An oval mirror hung over the sink, enshrouded in fancy gold design. The sink itself is jade marble, with ivory sink handles. The toilet is of fine foreign porcelain. The pasta chef pulls out The Boss's Cell Phone and gives The Kingston S.W.A.T. Team a call. "Get in the house now guys, they have a really nice bathroom!" After closing the phone, the Pastamancer sets up the Automated Turret outside an Eastern window of the plantation.
Applejack hears the alarms going off. "Oh well, back to shootin' and explosions ah suppose!" She charges out of the fields to the house, pulling A Boss's Fragmentation Grenade out of her saddlebag. As she darts across the fields, the two guards on the porch jump to their feet and point their rifles at her. "Come and get some, boys!" (6 vs. 3-1) A single grenade rolls onto the deck of the porch. Seconds later, a burst of energy and shrapnel spreads out unto the porch, filling the guards with many nasty metal splinters, as well as flinging them aside. The orange mare kicks down the door and runs into the house.
Al Capone looks at the Stablehand. "Well, that took care of him, huh?" The gang leader chuckles to himself as he walks back outside, hearing the alarm blaring. "Shit, not the Feds again." Capone runs for the house, right behind Applejack, and manages to pull the pin and toss a Pineapple Bomb up into the large window on the front of the house. (1 vs. 3-1) The Overwatch sees the bomb fly into his room. He instinctively grabs it at the last moment with his good hand and he chucks it back out the window. (4-1 vs. 1) It explodes a few feet above Capone, and he's thrown forward by the blast, but fortunately not hit by much shrapnel other than some deep scrapes along his back.
"That hurt, you silly n'wah! And my mask! You've dented it!" Dagoth Ur screamed on the ground beneath his torn hammock. Well, this wasn't his idea of where he was supposed to be; he was destined for a tropical amusement park resort paradise that would have beaten Disneyworld in sales, not bleeding out on the yard of a plantation in South Carolina. He rolled onto his back and closed his eyes. "If only this could be like the old days way back..." (Perseverance Roll: 6) Suddenly, Dagoth jumps to his fight with his eyes open. "YES, I SEE IT! IT CAN NOT END HERE!" He jumps up to his feet, seemingly brushing off all his wounds. "MY PEOPLE STILL NEED ME! I STILL HAVE MY DREAM! A DREAM WHERE ONE DAY THE SONS OF SLAVES AND SLAVE-OWNERS CAN COME TOGETHER TO BOW BEFORE HOUSE DAGOTH! WOOOO~!" He runs into the house.
Big Macintosh bring his hoof to cover his face, sighing deeply. It was all going so well up to this point. Well, here he was again faced with the familiar task of defending a barn from marauding bandits. He checks his saddle-bag for his Apple and Apple Explosive Accessories (2) only to realize he's left them all back home. Regardless, Mac gets inside the plantation house.
Twilight Sparkle stands off against the Head Guard in the upstairs hallway. After failing to fire his pistol, the guard reaches for his sword. "NOT SO FAST! SVENSK RO DAH!" (4 vs. 2) Swedish Chef appears out of nowhere to deliver a burst of manly Swedish language that rips through the hallway like a vortex, catching the Head Guard and tossing him backwards. The flying Guard ends up hitting the locked door to the Master Study room with enough force that the door shatters.
Meanwhile, Mr. Tom and Mr. Fox do their things. Tom pulls out dynamite. (2) Damn, it looks like he traded all his Dynamite for a Carlos Mencia DVD. Mr. Fox has garrote. (4 vs. 5-1) Mr. Fox runs after Sweeper #2 but does not garrote him on account of him running away screaming.
Sweeper #2 runs for the house while getting chased, only to find that just about everyone else guarding the place is incapacitated or dead. He runs into Big Macintosh. (3-1 vs. 5) The muzzle flash lights up the room, but it goes too high up and only manages to damage a chandelier. (2 vs. 3-1) Big Mac turns around only for the Sweeper to flee into the safety of the front yard again.
Overwatch stands up and holds himself on a wall with his left arm. Seeing how his rifle would be of no use to him without both arms, he grabs his Oil Lamp off a crate. He leaves the Storage room, only to find a unicorn and a large man fighting off the Head Guard. Going for the element of surprise, the Overwatch throws the lamp at Twilight Sparkle. (2-1 vs. 6) Just somehow, the lamp ends up breaking on his face. With his whole head ignited, the screaming, burning overwatching sniper runs back into the Storage room, desperately looking for something to extinguish the flames. In the pandemonium, he ends up charging through one of the windows and falling over 30 feet onto the yard. *Thump*
Sentry #1 runs disrupts his patrol route to see what the hell is going on. Running into the hallway, he finds a dying guard spread over the floor. "Shit!" The sentry runs into the bathroom, to find the Pastamancer hunched over the toilet. Sentry #1 pulls out his Pistol (2-1 vs. 5) and puts a bullet into the wallpaper. (5 vs. 1-1) A second later, the Sentry ends up with a Spaghetti Spear in his throat. He backs out of the bathroom, holding his neck, before collapsing on the pinewood floor.
Sentry #2 runs up from the cellar up the stairs that lead into the Parlor Room. Drawing his Revolver, he sneaks up through the house to the front, where he finds that the H.O.E.S. have invaded the house. Crouching behind a wall, he edges out and tries to shoot Al Capone. (3-1 vs. 2) He shoots off Capone's hat, and then books it out back, running out the rear door of the house before the invasion force realizes what's going on.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team charges into the house, some going through the door, others through the windows. They rush inside to observe the bathroom that The Pastamancer is in. There is a general consensus among them that it is a very nice bathroom.
The Head Guard stands up from the pile of rubble wood where the door to the Study once stood. This time, he manages to pull his Sword out. Without a second thought, he charges The Swedish Chef, "TASTE THE REBEL STEEL!" (2 vs. 3) The Guard slices at the chef, who manages to lean back just far enough so the blade only gives him a superficial shaving cut. (1 vs. 3) The Swede pulls out his knife, but by then the Guard has retreated into the Upstairs Bathroom down the hall, shutting the door.
Having cleared the way for now, The Swedish Chef and Twilight Sparkle destroy the metal door locking the hostages in the Master Bedroom. Inside the refurbished room are dozens of people crowded into little spaces, recognizably U.S.'ian Military Generals and Politicians, along with their families. And then, there's the V.I.P.
"OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAA!~ SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9k1EvSX7W0)
Twilight Sparkle calls HQ, while ducking down underneath the barrage of very loud rendition of Pomp & Circumstance. "Is this guy really the V.I.P.?" She quickly gets a response, which is transmitted to the entire group via telepathy.
"Believe or not, Mr. Randy Savage is one of the best combatants in our struggle for the U.S.A. We'd want all the hostages alive of course, but if Macho Man dies here, this mission is a failure. We're getting signals that an entire Confederate Army is converging on your location. The Lunar forces have been sent out, but all of you are going to have to protect the V.I.P. and the Hostages for <8 Turns>. You're not alone, we'll be provided aerial support and airdropping reinforcements to your position. Good luck! Glory to the Lunar Republic!"
As the message ends, the sounds of a nation's footsteps, hoofsteps and wheels surround the cannon. Grey-shirts on all sides. Macho Man screaming.
"The fort must be held!"
-Some military guy from someplace said this probably I guess.
In this new battle mode, there is no Boss and defined amount of enemies to killed, this time around, the H.O.E.S. are the targets and must hold the enemy off. For 8 Turns, an endless stream of Confederates will be converging on the Plantation House from the North, West, East, and South directions towards the houses. Initially, these forces, separated into either units or individuals as usual, will eliminate any forces that stand in their way to the house. If all forces between them and the house are gone, they'll spend the turn Marching into the house. Once in the House, they'll repeat the process until they either die or are able to March upstairs. Once upstairs, they will be focused on killing the hostages and V.I.P. If the V.I.P. is killed, the Mission is a failure. This has no immediate effect, but it will alter the course of the story.
Note that the Confederates will bring in weaponry that has the potential to damage and alter the structure of the house.
The V.I.P. and Hostages can be Protected in the same way H.O.E.S. can, which means any attack directed towards them will instead target their protector.
Also, a new action is Fortify: Instead of performing a combat action, a H.O.E. can choose to fortify the house against outside invaders in one of the directions. The strength of the fortification will be based on a roll. At a (4), the fortification will stop a Confederate unit from Marching into the house, and instead they'll spend a turn removing the fortification. A character with Handiwork/Craftsmanship/etc. will get a bonus when Fortifying. Each part of the house can only be Fortified once, until the current fortification is destroyed.
I tried making a map for context, but when it comes to room-by-room drawing I fuck up my paint. On each side of the Plantation House:
North: Entrance Room, Stairwell. Confederate forces will be coming through the Front Door.
West: Parlor Room, Living Room. Confederate forces coming in through windows, or through a trapdoor headed to the Cellar.
East: Hallway, Bathroom. Confederate forces coming in through windows.
South: Kitchen. Confederate forces coming through Back Door.
Upstairs: Guest Room, Armory Room, Master Bedroom, Study Room. Confederate Forces will be coming up the stairs.
Enemy Positions:
-North-
Confederate Company No. 1
Items: Rifles
Health: 150/150
Sweeper No. 2
Items: Shotgun With Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to combat rolls.
Health: Fine
-West-
Confederate Calvary No. 1
Items: Sabers
Health: 80/80
Confederate Cannon
Items: Cannon, Cannonballs
Health: 5/5
-East-
Confederate Calvary No. 2
Items: Sabers
Health: 80/80
Confederate Gatling Guns
Items: 3 Gatling Guns
Health: 12/12
-South
Confederate Company No. 2
Items: Rifles
150/150
Sentry #2
Items: Revolver
Untrained: -1 to combat rolls.
Health: Fine
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: ansontan2000 on July 28, 2013, 09:38:17 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on July 28, 2013, 09:57:06 pm
Take it back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgBJeJ3-MWM&list=PL_--e27ouI6MRcACwj6OTKXKlYAe-aQFQ)
for the lunar republic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0tYs5U5RI&list=PL_--e27ouI6MRcACwj6OTKXKlYAe-aQFQ)
Radioactive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU&list=PL_--e27ouI6MRcACwj6OTKXKlYAe-aQFQ)
Deadman's gun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLpYu2EQxg&list=PL_--e27ouI6MRcACwj6OTKXKlYAe-aQFQ)
Its my life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jBWkG1-wXs&list=PL_--e27ouI6MRcACwj6OTKXKlYAe-aQFQ)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on July 28, 2013, 11:07:17 pm
Post by: mcclay on July 29, 2013, 12:20:27 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on July 29, 2013, 12:34:26 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on July 29, 2013, 07:19:22 am
Call Upon Allies! Have Dagoth Rather, the Snarky Ascended Sleeper join the fray and paralyze the Confederate Gatling Gunners!
Post by: SealyStar on July 29, 2013, 09:21:22 am
Throw Molotov cocktails into the vegetation around (but not next to!) the house to form a RING OF FIRE
Post by: Geen on July 31, 2013, 05:16:21 pm
Post by: Xantalos on July 31, 2013, 06:19:54 pm
Post by: TCM on July 31, 2013, 07:14:32 pm
((Do I have one turn before I start feeling the drawbacks of lack of mayo, or should I eat right now?))
You should start eating.
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2013, 12:07:31 am
Post by: TCM on August 01, 2013, 08:52:30 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 01, 2013, 08:56:30 pm
We're missing someone...Sorry. Going to see a movie; post up tonight.
Post by: TCM on August 01, 2013, 09:02:55 pm
We're missing someone...Sorry. Going to see a movie; post up tonight.
It's cool, take your time.
Post by: Xantalos on August 02, 2013, 02:14:15 am
Swedish Chef devours a mayo jar and hands his dynamite and firebombs over to Mr. Tom as he moves to guard the South.
Mr Tom will spend the turn trapping the West with the dynamite with the intention to explode the fuck out of the cannons.
Mr Fox will sneak assassinate the two Sweepers using his stealth skills.
Post by: TCM on August 02, 2013, 08:46:55 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 06, 2013, 03:53:46 am
Even though Big Mac had his own share of defending a farm from invading enemy forces, he is not quite as experienced as Braeburn, sheriff silverstar and the other new appleloosans.
Big Mac calls for a Apple family reunion getting those two and as many appleloosans as possible to help to defend the siege.
Then he tries to barricade the stairs up to the hostage room.
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2013, 04:01:56 pm
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 08, 2013, 07:29:28 am
Dont know how you did it but we just have a fixed amount of tickets for galacon and so the overpopulation was barely an issue.
Except for the signing session for the canadian voice actors (we came at about 7 in the morning and con started at 10 to get a place in the queue for the signing) there mostly was enough place for everybody.
Personal highlight for me was nearly everything that Peter New did^^ If you have the time watch the panel of him with andrea. Those two together is just Gold XD
Another thing i can just urge you to watch is this particular video in which peter new auctions a hug for bronies for good. Thats the charity organisation the whole galacon auction is based on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kVmMMWyzc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_kVmMMWyzc)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQ1RAFwCEAAA3fg.jpg:large)
Yeah that is a bra hes wearing....
Big mac is best Princess http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1UONifihbA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1UONifihbA)
Seriously charity auctions with Bronies are just fricking nuts.
Aside that the Gala-dance was nice and now i have a fluttershy shoulder plushy, more prints and some nice autographs. And I heard Andrea doing the cutest voice known to the universe life a few times.
All in all looking back Galacon was sweet :P
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2013, 11:53:49 am
Simo Hayha descends from his tree and sneaks to the house before the Confederates can spot him. He sprints up the stairs, turning and getting into the storage room that allows for vision across the entire front yard. The sniper sets up his position, kneeling down by one of the open windows and pointing his rifle out. He sees the Cannons being set up to the West, and utilizes his position to stop them. (2 vs. 1) The sniper shot manages to hit a pile of cannonballs, displacing them from a previously nicely stacked pyramid. A soldier calls out, "Damnit, I worked for five minutes on that!"
Pastamancer spell summons mortars. (6) 3 Manecotti Mortars appears. He turns to Kingston S.W.A.T. Team and calls them out to man the mortars. "We're policemen, not the military! We have no clue on how to use those!" The Pastamancer then runs over the turret, pulling out parts of Gurren Lagann. (3) With the addition of the parts, the Mobile Turret looks better than ever! That's because it was only modified cosmetically, but it still looks cool.
Twilight Sparkle summons soldiers. (4) Well, she gets three. Good enough.
"Come on everypony, lets raise this barn~!" Applejack sings the least rhythemic of all pony songs as she constructs fortifications for the front of the house. (5) With a good number of planks and nails, she quickly sets up a Strong Fortification. She also deploys Heavy Machine Gat.
"OH YES, I HAVE A DREAM, EQUESTRIA!" Dagoth Ur Calls Upon Allies in this time of need. (4) His ally will arrive to the fray at the end of this turn!
"Ah, they gots me! My hat, too! Fuggetaboutit. If the pigs is comin', I's gonna haves roast pig fuh breakfast!"
Al Capone tosses one of his Molotov Cocktails at the crops growing around the house. (6) The flames quickly roast the fields, and soon a flickering fire spreads around the house as a barrier. "Yeah! How ya' like that?!"
Swedish Chef gives orders out to his minions as he downs a Jar of Mayo. "Mr. Tom, take this stuff. *Om nom* Mr. Fox, kill those guys. *Nom nom* GO!" He hands his TNT Sticks and Firebombs over to Mr. Tom, as he finishes his jar, throwing it out a window. He walks towards the South of the house as his crew goes to work.
Mr. Tom moves over to the West to set up the Dynamite trap. (3) Tom interprets "Laying a trap" as "Chuck a stick of lit dynamite like a grenade." (4 vs. 6) The exploding stick lands too far away from the Confederates to have an effect except for them noticing. "By God, that there man is throwing dynamite at us! Shoot him!" One of the Canoneers takes out his pistol. (5 vs. 2) A single good shot manages to hit Tom in the chest, knocking him to the ground.
Mr. Fox goes into the field to sneak up on the Sweeper. (1 vs. 6-1) Mr. Tom is not good with the sneakiness. (3-1 vs. 5) He runs after having a Shotgun fired at him.
"Everypony! Apple Family Reunion!" Big Macintosh calls for an emergency family meeting! (2) He immediately gets a letter in response: "Apple Family Reunion Cancelled on Account of New Game of Thrones Episode." "Damnit!" There was no way he could wrench the Apple Family away from a dramatic television show depicting a large dynasty rife with violence and incest, much like his own.
He decides instead to fortify the stairs that lead to the Hostage Room. (4) He makes a Solid Fortification.
"COMPANY OF THE UNITED STATES CONFEDERACY, MARCH!" Confederate Company No. 1 begins marching on up onto the Plantation household. Meanwhile in the estate, an orange earth pony gets behind her Heavy Machine Gun. "Firin'!" (2 vs. 5) The wild fire of the gun does nothing to slow down the advancing confederate forces. They manage to reach the fortifications. "Bring it down boys!" The soldiers begin smashing apart the wood that lines the outward door and windows, but it remains firm for now.
Sweeper No. 2 runs after Mr. Fox! (6-1 vs. 1) He shoots the fox with a direct shotgun blast, and he explodes into a ball of useless fluff! The Chef cries out, "MR. FOX! NOOOOOOOOOO-"
From the West, the Confederate Calvary rides towards the side of the house! Simo Hayha pulls out his gun to stop them! (3 vs. 4) He fires a full clip, but the horses are too fast for him! They pass the wounded Mr. Tom, dismounting their mounts to get through the window. Saber handles connect with fragile glass, and the shatters and footsteps can be heard throughout as dozens of men manage to get into the west side of the house!
The accompanying Western Cannons spot Simo Hayha sniping at the cavalry. "That son of a bitch is the one shooting at all of us! Aim upwards, give him hell!" (3 vs. 1) A cannonball blasts it way through the portion of the building that the sniper rests at. He dodges out of the way as the cannonball goes through the wall and through the floor, which peppers him with wood shrapnel, but his jacket manages to deflect it. However, he accidentally drops his Mosin Nagant, which falls through the newly made hole. He curses in his native tongue.
Calvary Company No. 2 rides in from the East! However, they have to deal with a nightmare for all fleet-footed land soldiers, the Automated Turret. (6 vs. 2) Just as they come near the house, the machine gives out a single beep before unloading it's efficient targeting machine gun. There's a series of bright flashes and pumping machinery as both man and horse are filled up with lead. Within 30 seconds, half of the company is dead. The rest retreats, turning around at the last moment and running. However, they now have to deal with the Molotov Cocktail blaze! (1 vs. 2) While none of them are hurt trying to navigate through the fire, it significantly slows them down, which means it will be many turns before they can regroup and form a new company to attack again.
While the Turret fires away, the Confederate Gatling Guns on the Eastern Front decide to return the favor! (1 vs. 3) Seems like old-fashioned man-powered guns aren't as accurate or efficient as modern computerized ones. Who knew. (4 vs. 2) Using a few more shots, the Automated Turret manages to disable one Gatling Gun, as well as it's four operators.
From the South, Confederate Company No. 2 attempts sneaking their way through the back. Their plan would succeed, except for one issue. A large, meaty, Swedish issue. "COME AND HOUSE AND DIE!" Some of the soldiers form a single file line, preemptively lining up all their guns for a simultaneously shot. Swedish Chef stands in front of the door, unmoving, like a man. "Fire on em'!" (1 vs. 3) The bullets break glass and tear through some of the weaker materials in the South of the House. But not can hit the chef. He roars and pulls out his eating utensils, "MY'AH TURN! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGH!" (4 vs. 6) The chef trips down the southern steps, "FUCK." *Splat*
Sentry No. 2 charges out of the protection of Confederate Company No. 2, running towards The Swedish Chef as he lie on the ground like an idiot. The Sentry knew this would be his chance, if he took down one H.O.E., he would finally be respected in his home town. He drew his Revolver out, "I got him!" (1-1 vs. 3) However, suddenly spins around, delivering a sweep kick to the Sentry's legs. He falls to the ground as the chef quickly jumps to his feet. Before he can react, the sentry is picked up by the viking man. "BEHOLD!" (4 vs. 2-1) The chef slams the sentry onto the ground, knocking him out instantaneously.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. proceeds to the front area in the interior of the house, where the Confederate Company outside is trying to break down the fortifications. "Smoke them out!" (5 vs. 3) A Smoke Grenade is thrown into the mass of southerns. With a *pop*, the bashing of the fortifications stop as smoke fills the outside of the house, replaced with screams and wheezing.
Dagoth Rather, the Snarky Ascended Sleeper walks up to the Gatling Guns. (3 vs. 6) "Hey, you guys-" (6 vs. 2) One of the guns turns on him and opens fire, with the effect of hitting him with a dozen bullets in mere seconds. Looks like Snark doesn't work in every scenario.
The Head Guard stands up, finally recovered from a nearly fatal attack. He wipes the dust off of his face and pulls out a menacing knife as he saunters to the Hostage Room. It looked like all the H.O.E.S. were busy fortifying or fighting, leaving the Hostages to themselves. It was too late for negotiations at this point, he'd be doing his country a service by getting rid of the filthy Yankees. But just when he walked into the door; "SLIM JIMS!" (5 vs. 4) Macho Man Randy Savage leaps at him out of nowhere tackling him to the ground. "What in the hell-?!" The guard writhes under the wrestling legend, "YOU GOTTA' TRY HARDER THAN THAT TO TAKE ON THE MACHO MANNNN~"
In the midst of the fighting, a small stealth plane hovers over the Plantation House. "It looks pretty heavy down there you two, good luck." The two new H.O.E.S. in question are instantly teleported into the house.
Gary Motherfucking Oak & Altria Pendragon have joined the H.O.E.S.!
Enemy Positions:
-North-
(Fortified)
Confederate Company No. 1
Items: Rifles
Health: 150/150; Smoked
Sweeper No. 2
Items: Shotgun With Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to combat rolls.
Health: Fine
-West-
Confederate Calvary No. 1
Items: Sabers
Health: 80/80
Notes: Dismounted, In West Side of House
Confederate Cannon
Items: Cannon, Cannonballs
Health: 5/5
-East-
Confederate Gatling Guns
Items: 3 Gatling Guns
Health: 8/12
-South
Confederate Company No. 2
Items: Rifles
150/150
Sentry #2
Items: Revolver
Untrained: -1 to combat rolls.
Health: Unconscious
-Upstairs-
(Solid Fortifications)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 13, 2013, 12:13:02 pm
Summon Ash Cloud at the Confederate Cavalry inside the west side of the house. If successful, commence pummeling utilizing superior visibility.
Post by: TsukikoNeri on August 13, 2013, 12:23:32 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on August 13, 2013, 12:31:44 pm
Post by: mcclay on August 13, 2013, 07:47:43 pm
Twilight orders the Soldiers to defend the house. She then calls down a pillar of fire on the southern Confederate Rifle company.
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2013, 08:58:49 pm
Snap Sentry's neck
YYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Forcefully throw corpse of Sentry at them. If any get close to me, use This Is Taking Too Much Time (TITTMT) on them.
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2013, 09:04:44 pm
FUCK-
Snap Sentry's neck
YYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Forcefully throw corpse of Sentry at them. If any get close to me, use This Is Taking Too Much Time (TITTMT) on them.
Also summon Mr Fox again using Svenskromancy. After I kill all those enemies.
You already use a normal attack and then a special move, so your last action with Svenskromancy will have a -1 penalty. Are you okay with this?
Post by: Xantalos on August 13, 2013, 09:07:51 pm
Hmm.FUCK-
Snap Sentry's neck
YYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Forcefully throw corpse of Sentry at them. If any get close to me, use This Is Taking Too Much Time (TITTMT) on them.
Also summon Mr Fox again using Svenskromancy. After I kill all those enemies.
You already use a normal attack and then a special move, so your last action with Svenskromancy will have a -1 penalty. Are you okay with this?
Editing; I don't want the inevitable super zombie fox coming after me.
Also somebody needs to go kill that Head Guard.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 13, 2013, 11:08:30 pm
AJ picks up her Heavy Machine Gat and pours bullets all over the gassed Confederate Company on North front Porch
Post by: SealyStar on August 14, 2013, 10:37:24 am
Al Capone rubs his palms in satisfaction as he watches the cavalry half-competently weave through his beautiful fields of fire (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GAhe_9Was).
"Oh look, more little squealers arrived on all da pretty hawses. Looks like they brought sawds to a gunfight, though! They's only goin' home in crates!"
Shoot up the dismounted cavalry in the west side with the Tommy Gat and/or AK-47.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on August 15, 2013, 01:12:07 pm
Set up the turret. If the mortars remain unmanned man them and fire at the gatling set up. If they are manned, spam bombs at the confederates using Merasmus' old gear.
((You guys better believe in something pretty strong. Maybe Spiral Power blah blah turret.))
Post by: Tiruin on August 15, 2013, 07:50:25 pm
"Heading East, we're here to help you...people."
Destroy Gatling Guns.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 15, 2013, 08:40:46 pm
((You guys better believe in something pretty strong. Maybe Spiral Power blah blah turret.))
((Honesty, Family, and Apples bro))
Post by: Biscuitlord on August 17, 2013, 04:09:39 pm
Immediately he asks via communicator for a 44inch flat screen TV with dolby surround sound system and sattelite connection.
If anyone asks what its for just politely explain:
"Ah'm a god damn H.O.E. Y'all just gotta believe that its for the good of all of Equestria and all the universes."
Big Mac then proceeds to watch the show.
If anyhow this action won't work out,
he goes red with rage. Yeah even reder than his hide already is. How dare anyone to cheat him out of his favorite show. A show of such magnificence. A of intrigue and incest, of cowardice and braverie, of fights to the death and of boobies. Lots and lots of boobies. Ohh big Mac misses the boobies.
With an inequine scream he throws himself out of the northern window directly into the masses of enemies, tearing one after the other apart."
Post by: TCM on August 19, 2013, 06:16:35 pm
How would it seem if, after all the current Confederate siegers are dead, you guys instead have to fight a boss guy?
Not putting up a poll because I don't like permanent stuff I can't get rid of. :3
Post by: Xantalos on August 19, 2013, 06:18:56 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 19, 2013, 06:45:24 pm
Hey guys, I'm beginning to realize this whole multi-turn siege thing isn't that great really, because the funner parts of the games seem to revolve around movement and going to fight people to get closer to your goals.
How would it seem if, after all the current Confederate siegers are dead, you guys instead have to fight a boss guy?
Not putting up a poll because I don't like permanent stuff I can't get rid of. :3
((Oh yes. I can certainly get behind such an idea.))
Post by: Tiruin on August 19, 2013, 07:08:13 pm
((I'll pretend the narrator is snarking and that he's just subtly slipping in what we're going to face. :3Hey guys, I'm beginning to realize this whole multi-turn siege thing isn't that great really, because the funner parts of the games seem to revolve around movement and going to fight people to get closer to your goals.
How would it seem if, after all the current Confederate siegers are dead, you guys instead have to fight a boss guy?
Not putting up a poll because I don't like permanent stuff I can't get rid of. :3
((Oh yes. I can certainly get behind such an idea.))
Meaning: Yes. I approve wholeheartedly.))
Post by: mcclay on August 19, 2013, 07:39:49 pm
Post by: SealyStar on August 19, 2013, 07:54:51 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on August 20, 2013, 03:00:29 pm
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2013, 07:37:53 pm
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on August 27, 2013, 05:51:52 am
It kinda sucks, but at least I only have one more year of it. Or so they say.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 27, 2013, 01:48:51 pm
My doctor says I'll be stuck with a mutated strain of it for several more years. At least three, he says. The good news is, that it only affects me on days that end in Y, so that's good.
Post by: TCM on August 28, 2013, 09:21:50 pm
What if I told you guys the final boss isn't Celestia. It's hills. So many hills.
Post by: killerhellhound on August 28, 2013, 10:18:54 pm
The turn was going to be up today, but coach had the team do a hard workout to the point of me not wanting to type anything up for a new turn. Fuckin' hills man.I honestly wouldn't be surprised what with all the other shit the has happened.
What if I told you guys the final boss isn't Celestia. It's hills. So many hills.
((By the way have we had a dance or rap battle yet))
Post by: TCM on August 31, 2013, 11:28:25 pm
"Hm. Dagoth Rather has proven as useful as usual." Dagoth Ur notes this as one of his minions is gunned down immediately on his arrival. Looks like it's up to the boss to work again. He sets about to the West side of the house where the first Confederate Calvary has run into issues, perfect for further disruption. "WAH', ASH MAGIC CLOUD!" (5 vs. 2) Ur casts his magic spell, which involves him reaching into his pocket and throwing a fistful of ash at the Calvary. The clump of ash hits the ground and explodes like a smoke grenade, expanding into a fog of smoke around the unit. Men yell out and horses scream as they are trapped in sudden smoky darkness.
Whilst the Confederate Calvary No. 2 Company goes into pandemonium from the smoke attack, Simo Hayha jumps through the hole to land just outside of them. He slips the Suomi 9mm SMG off of his back bandolier, brandishing it for revenge. He aims into the smoke. (4 vs. 1-1) From the perspective of the company, out of the nothingness of the smoke comes muzzle flashes and popping. The soldiers are felled immediately upon a barrage of hot lead. There is only a brief respite in the shooting as a clip falls to the floor before it is quickly replaced. In the chaos of the smoke, some of them manage to get out one way for another, only to be made an easy target for Hayha and lit up with a congression of bullets. The few survivors flee out the windows they came through, running back to the brush. They're not coming back anytime soon.
"Defend the house!" Twilight Sparkle barks out a comprehensive command to her soldiers as they scatter. She turns to the south, seeing the oncoming soldiers coming upon the Swedish Chef. Her horn glows in response. (4 vs. 6) Suddenly, fire! Not that it hits any soldiers, but a huge pillar of fire erupts between the Chef and the Company, sending out flames several feet high across the backyard. The company pauses in their march, obviously not wanting to be burned to ashes. (5) The fire surges strongly, Confederate boots step backwards.
Despite being dangerously close to a raging fire, The Swedish Chef focuses more on eliminating his enemies than anything. "FUCK-" (1) As he focuses hard on strangling the unconscious Sentry, The Chef manages to fumble with the body in a way that sends both it and himself rolling down to the fire. (Dexterity: 2) The Sentry is no more to be worried about as he tumbles into the flames, though Swedish Chef also manages to fall into the fire. "FUCK FUCK FUCK-"
"Ah' just finished paintin' those walls!" Applejack complains as the soldiers outside work to dismantle her fortifications through sheer force. "Y'all wanna' play it like that? We'll do it then! Yee-haw!" The Heavy Machine Gat swiveled as it pointed straight for the door. (1 vs. 4) She pulls the trigger, but the gun only gives off a groan. "Damn thing jams just when aye' need it..." Before she can do anything, the first wave of the soldiers manage to get past her Fortifications.
"Oh look, more little squealers arrived on all da pretty hawses. Looks like they brought sawds to a gunfight, though! They's only goin' home in crates!" Caught up in his gangster glee, Al Capone proceeds to the West, only to find the Confederates have fled the area. "Never getta' have fun with these pussies..."
Pastamancer sets up his Automated Turret while screaming about the mortars. "SOMEONE GET ON THESE MORTARS! THEY'RE MAGIC, CAN'T BE THAT HARD TO USE."
"Heading East, we're here to help you...people." Truly, Altria Pendragon never had worked with such an odd group of soldiers before, ranging from muscular men to pompous ponies to whatever the hell that guy was. Well, all her work was promised to result in her acquisition of the Holy Grail once this war was over, so she'd do whatever it took until then. Hopping out an Eastern window, she comes upon the Confederate Gatling Guns. (5 vs. 3) "What the hell is this woman doing out here?" Truly not the best last words as before the guns can be primed, the holy Caliburn blade slices right down the middle of both guns in a rapid succession. The offending soldier doesn't even react before the blade separates him horizontally. Pistols, revolvers and shorter swords are drawn in an attempt to stop Altria but only result in a mess of limbs, organs and extremities. The last soldier dares to slice at her with his knife, only to get a foot worth of steal plunged into his mid-section. As she pulls out her blade, the knight looks for more combatants to fight.
Big Macintosh watches HBO's Game of Thrones. (6) It's a great episode! All the twists! The gore! Incest? More like Wincest!
As Applejack attempts to work her Machine Gat out, the first Confederate Company comes in literally screaming through the front. AJ looks up, pulling out Theodore Roosevelt's Twin Chromes. "Y'ALL AIN'T WELCOME HERE!" (2 vs. 1) However, her position is overrun with soldiers, and the pony is forced to retreat upstairs past the fortifications, abandoning her largest gun.
Sweeper No. 2 leads the Company charge, and runs after Applejack up the stairs. "You ain't gettin' away from me lil' pony!" (2-1 vs. 1) He fires his Shotgun, not only missing completely, but the knock-back is enough to throw him back down the stairs.
To the West, the Confederate Cannons see their own men being gunned down through the smoke laid down by Simo Hayha. "Dammnit! I want that gunner son-of-a-bitch dead!" The cannons are primed and aimed. "FIRE!" (4 vs. 5) The cannon rips through the air, and Simo takes a last minute duck-dodge to the ground as a lead ball slams into the wall behind him, splintering his White Sniper Camouflage with superficial wood debris but not doing him any real damage. Simo picks his head up, returning fire. (3 vs. 4) The bullets do no actual damage to the cannons, but are enough for the soldiers to realize their in for a fight.
The Second Confederate Company takes the opportunity to shoot the flaming Swedish Chef. (1 vs. 4) Before they can properly aim their guns, a flaming figure of a man raises from the flames. "IT IS VIKING FIRE FOOD TIME!" (3 vs. 5) The Chef draws his knife at the army, slowly advancing upon them. The soldiers pull back a bit, hoping the flames would finish him off before he could reach them.
The Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team arrives at the front of the house just in time to see the first soldiers break through. The S.W.A.T. team sets up a physical boundary of kneeling shields and standing guns, ready to engage in a fire-fight. (5 vs. 1) As it turns out, modern SMGs and Shotguns have a distinct advantage over old-school rifles. The Confederates are barely able to start shooting before the room is turned into a killing floor. Thus the cycle begins again of the entire Confederate company being chased out by a technologically superior enemy. Even after hundreds of years, some things never change.
The Automated Turret remains functional but now with super-sick decals.
Mr. Tom crawls away from the site of the battle, bleeding badly. (6) He gets better after eating a Swedish subway sandwich he happened to have on hand. (Fun Fact: "Subway Sandwich" in Swedish translates to Hoorakanfallusbookheiter.))
Equestrian Soldiers run to the back of the house to face off against the Second Confederate Company. While the first company was easily dispatched, it was at the hands of dozens of trained officers, not three rag-tag individuals. Still, they try their best. (3 vs. 6) The company reacts to getting shot at with rinky-dink hunting rifles. (2 vs. 5) They return fire, successfully shooting down a small tree nearby.
Upstairs, the eternal battle between The Head Guard of the Plantation and Macho Man perpetuates. The guard struggles to get out of the wrestler's grip, (1 vs. 6) but winds up in a compromising head-lock! "OH YEAH, MACHO MAN TIME!" (5 vs. 1) Randy Savage throws the guard onto the ground, before leaping onto a table and flying through the air. He lands on the ground, elbow-first to the Guard's head. Macho wraps his arm around the Guard's left leg, going for the pin. One of the Hostages slides in for the pin count. "1! 2! 3! It's over! Macho Man wins!"
As the fighting goes on, a giant Confederate War Zeppelin darts through the night sky like a falcon in search of a good falcon simile to apply to a Confederate War Zeppelin darting through the night sky. Upon it, thousands of trained, armed, and ready Confederate Soldiers, prepared to fight and die for their mother-land. There is little idle talk on the ship as they near their destination; a dropoint near a famous plantation where they will reinforcement the army attacking the H.O.E.S. of Equestria. A Confederate General makes his way to the Pilot's room. "Captain, how is our progress?"
The gruff Zeppelin Pilot casually spins a wheel, the course of the machine changing ever so slightly. "Well Sir, things are going fine. Clear night. No wind. Frankly, I don't see why we need to go through all this trouble to shoot a coupla' horses and strange folk. If I was in command, I-...what in the hell-"
The battle stops temporarily as a huge blimp structure flies into the region of the plantation, only for a triplet of planes to whizz by almost simultaneously. As the planes intersect paths over the zeppelin, there's a series of eruptions. The planes fly off just over the house, as the Zeppelin crashes into a valley a half-mile or so away from the house, lighting up in a series of explosions that set the trees ablaze and put on a permanent glow to the entire battlefield. Between the roar of the planes and the exploding zeppelin, the entire house shakes with the combined force.
The Lunar Republic has gained Aerial Superiority over Virginia!
Enemy Positions:
-North-
Sweeper No. 2
Items: Shotgun With Flashlight
Untrained: -1 to combat rolls.
Health: Fine
-West-
Confederate Cannon
Items: Cannon, Cannonballs
Health: 5/5
-South
Confederate Company No. 2
Items: Rifles
150/150
-Upstairs-
(Solid Fortifications)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
After 1/2 a Month in Development, Chapter 21 has been released.
Here at TCM Studios, we hope it has been worth the weight.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on September 01, 2013, 05:27:27 am
"Stay clear boys!" she shouts to the Jamaican Swat Team
She attempts to finish off any stragglers, including the Sweeper, by chucking a grenade down the steps.
It is at that point that she notices her older brother Big Macintosh sitting in front of the hostage room watching Game of Thrones.
The shell-shocked Mare plops down in front of the tv playing the latest episode, simply uttering
"Did they kill Joffrey dead yet?"
Post by: ansontan2000 on September 01, 2013, 09:25:56 am
Post by: mcclay on September 01, 2013, 03:43:57 pm
"You shall not pass! I am she who defeated Discord himself! The Changeling Queen begged and bowed at my feet and I am the Equestrian heir apparent! All who stand in my way shall die!"
Send the flames forward, after the confederates
Post by: Harry Baldman on September 01, 2013, 05:02:52 pm
Give Confederate Company No. 2 a Present From House Dagoth!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on September 01, 2013, 05:19:12 pm
Conjure up pasta bandages, summon the spaghetti elemental. Give the bandages to the spaghetti elemental, instruct it to heal any of the H.O.E.S. that need some first-aid. Get behind some cover, prepare a spaghetti spear, then hit anyone who's getting too close to our position with it.
Post by: Tiruin on September 01, 2013, 06:24:18 pm
Altria looked up amidst the chaos on the now-clear Eastern region at the burning wreck flailing through the sky, and covered her ears when it hit landfall, feeling its dying woes shake the earth. Only one thing was on her mind, and it was about the objective.
Head back home, check on hostages, examine house.
Post by: 3man75 on September 01, 2013, 07:09:32 pm
You know when your a kid that dosen't know much and your mom or dad just walks up to you and says poop. You as a small 6yo laugh so hard your stomach hurts and you almost fade into unconsius as you try to stop laughing.
I have not felt that kind of laughter in such a long time thank you.
Post by: TCM on September 01, 2013, 07:46:26 pm
TCM i cannot tell you how hard i laughed while reading this. Actually im going to try.
You know when your a kid that dosen't know much and your mom or dad just walks up to you and says poop. You as a small 6yo laugh so hard your stomach hurts and you almost fade into unconsius as you try to stop laughing.
I have not felt that kind of laughter in such a long time thank you.
I do not have similar memories of my childhood as you do, but thanks for the sentiments anyways. :3
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2013, 09:15:39 pm
SWALLOW MAYO. (FREE ACTION HOPEFULLY)
SVENSK RO DAH ADVERSARIES.
IF ENEMIES STILL ALIVE, ADVANCE AND KILL.
Post by: SealyStar on September 04, 2013, 02:15:21 pm
Hunt down the remaining sweeper, holding both automatic weapons at the ready.
Post by: TCM on September 07, 2013, 06:45:06 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 07, 2013, 06:50:39 pm
Post by: TCM on September 07, 2013, 07:08:17 pm
Who needs post?
Gary Oak.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 07, 2013, 07:35:35 pm
Post by: Geen on September 17, 2013, 06:28:45 pm
Unleash my Blastoise, cleverly picked to counter that asshole Ash's Charizard, and tell it to hydroblast the shit out of those confederate cannons.
Post by: TCM on September 19, 2013, 04:24:51 pm
Post by: TCM on September 27, 2013, 04:27:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2013, 04:39:13 pm
Post by: mcclay on September 27, 2013, 08:39:10 pm
Post by: Tiruin on September 27, 2013, 08:40:47 pm
I personally love it. I'll keep going as long as you do.^
This. Even if its sometimes too wacky for my tastes, you write it well enough to keep it stable, and pleasing.
Also my RTD was out for 9 months, and everyone who joined in was still interested in it despite the whole break. The darn whole break, that the story resumed itself for personal player-reasons. :P
For reference.
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2013, 08:42:07 pm
Post by: TCM on September 27, 2013, 09:58:18 pm
Post by: Grimmjow6th on September 29, 2013, 05:32:49 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2013, 10:53:44 pm
bamp
Post by: TCM on October 08, 2013, 11:02:48 pm
The next turn will feature a much more human, gray-on-gray take on the battle, as Ponies and Friends slaughtering millions of Confederate soldiers is a sensitive subject and must be treated as such.
And the next phase of the battle will be:
Spoiler: Read at your own risk. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2013, 11:10:22 pm
Well, we have on our team:
An adventurer of the 'loot, pillage, run' variety
A ruthless businesspony that doesn't hesitate to cheat in competitions and manipulate the small minds of her hometown in order to mantain a monopoly
Al Capone
A narcissistic, partially insane, powerhungry magepony who throws asteroids at innocent guards for fun
The businesspony's thuggish enforcer
An Elder Scrolls character
An insane chef powered by mayonnaise and the blood of his foes capable of shattering rock with his voice
Badass Finnish sniper
Gary motherfucking Oak
and the one good guy on the team, a persona of King Arthur who also happens to be a girl.
Yeah, neither side is innocent in this fight, especially seeing as how our side has Cthulhu.
Post by: Xantalos on October 21, 2013, 12:32:23 am
bamp.
Post by: TCM on October 28, 2013, 09:32:03 pm
A blue moon loiters above in the starry night sky above a Virginian field. The grassy field was dotted with ubiquitous military tents, each flapping lightly in the silent breeze. From one of these tents, two young men emerge. Their gray uniforms cleaned and buttons, hats fastened to their skulls, boots strapped to their soles. They proceeded in a casual walk towards the enigmatic plantation house, two respective Enfield Rifles laying on each of their shoulders.
As they came upon the sight of the besieged home, one of the soldiers turned to his companion. "So Valdez? What's so damn important about this house that we can't flush 'em out? We got cannons, smokes, sky-birds. Hell, we could just burn it down and send them running."
The other soldiers shook his head dismissively. "You don't really know who we're up against do ya' Tommy? These are cream o' the crop H.O.E.S. we're talking 'bout. They've been up in the house for a week because ain't no one can stop them. These sons o' bitches don't destroy tanks, I heard they just eat em' or something. I'm being for real."
Tommy's reply only merited a shrug from Valdez. "Well, if they were so good at fightin', what the hell are have they been doin' for over a month?"
-Meanwhile: Inside the Cellar-
"That's only three left. Three plants dude. That's not going to last us much longer."
"Then go out and get some more, this botanical substance should not be hard to find. Praise Dagoth."
"Have you not noticed that there's swarms of grey-dudes surrounding this place at all times?"
"Get through them then. Praise Dagoth."
"Would you stop-"
"Praise Dagoth."
"FUCK-"
"PRAISE DAGOTH."
As the two magical entities argue about the dwindling supplies of marijuana in the cellar, another conversation goes on in a different corner.
"You cannot simply rush out into battle, even with weaponry of your caliber. The Soviets would have destroyed you."
"Shit, I dunno' bout' that in fact I think you're wrong on that end Eagle Eyes. I've been busting balls of blue boys before, badabing', ya' know."
"I know? Know what?"
"You know that...I've been with your moms in the sack, how bouts' it."
"My mother would never-"
"Well, maybe you should talk to her bout' it."
There's a sudden explosion of exchanged gunfire from one corner, but no one else notices, as they are preoccupied in finding ways to combat the dullness of their place. Take the ongoing wooing at the back of the cellar:
"Yo, warrior princess girl. Whatcha' reading?"
"I've procured this ancient text from the library of this homestead. I believe it may uncover vital information to aid me in my holy quest."
"Well, how about your holy quest to SUCK ON DEEZ' NUTS?!"
"....."
"HOW ABOUT I PUT MY EXCALIBUR IN YOUR HOLY GRAIL? AND BY THAT I MEAN PUT MY WANG IN YOUR BUTT."
"....."
"HAVE YOU EVER SWALLOWED A-"
"If you don't leave me alone, the only penetration that takes place will be Caliburn going through your vital organs."
"WHAT EVA' GIRL, YOU KNOW YOU STILL WANT THE 'D'. SMELL YA' LATER!"
A 48-inch High-Definition Plasma Television Screen lay at the center of the Cellar, relocated from the Living Room upstairs. Three equine sat in front of it, oblivious to their surroundings as they continued to be captivated by the events of Game of Thrones. Until they were interrupted.
"WASSUP' PONY GIRLS. TIME TO GET OUT YOUR SADDLES, BECAUSE I'M GETTING READY TO RIDE YOU BOTH."
Cue incessant pelvic thrusting.
"YOU READY FOR YOUR PLOT EXAMINATIONS? I'M DIVING IN THERE LIKE JACQUES COUSTEAU. LOOK AT THESE THIRSTY MARES, HOT BIRDS. EXCEPT THEY'RE HORSES, NOT ACTUAL BIRDS."
No response.
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: ONCE YOU GO HUMAN, YOU NEVER GO BACK TO NASTY STALLION DICKS."
That was finally enough to simultaneously elicit equine and fraternal rage from the red stallion. With mighty will, he chucked the television set at the offender, who was only able to dive out of the way thanks to his experience in having large objects thrown at him.
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
The excited nature of the Cellar died with the orange pony rushing over to the remains of her beloved television, holding aloft a set of ruined glass in anguished grief.
"Is this who we are? Wanting to buck each other so badly that we'd lose HBO and AMC? Jus' look at us. We're squabblin' over Mary Jane and some horny-business while we're bein' starved to death by some rednecks. This ain't why I left mah' farm, decidin' to risk my life out here on the front lines. Let me ask y'all, do you remember why you came out here in the first place?"
"....."
"Well shit, me neither, but I'll be damned if I die in fuckin' chicken-shit Virginia."
And for the first time in a month, a H.O.E. ascended out of the Cellar.
-Outside-
"...And that's why a vacuum cleaner can't be your girlfriend. And speaking of girlfriends, here comes one of them hoe' girls. Finally." The bored Confederate Company men suddenly stand erect when they see Applejack appear before them in the moonlight.
"You ready to give up?"
"BUY SOME APPLES!"
(2 vs. 5-1)
An over-thrown Fragmentation Grenade explodes in mid-air, doing no harm to anyone, but it does provoke reaction from the Confederates.
(1 vs. 5-1)
Applejack is able to flee back into the shelter of the Cellar as the Company panics; bullets fire in every direction and men run straight into one another.
In the initial panic of the battle, the H.O.E.S. are able to rush back into the higher levels of the plantation and retake battle positions.
Simo Hayha takes his post upstairs by the windows. He wastes no time in aiming his rifles down at the Confederate Cannon below.
(5 vs. 4)
One soldier is struck right through the chest, immediately killing him. The rest rush for cover, but not before the White Death is able to plug another victim through the back with a spinal-tap via bullet.
"You shall not pass! I am she who defeated Discord himself! The Changeling Queen begged and bowed at my feet and I am the Equestrian heir apparent! All who stand in my way shall die!" Twilight Sparkle emits a magical spark through the air.
(2 vs. 6-1)
A spontaneous wall of flame appears! And then dissipates quickly.
(3-1 vs. 6)
The Confederate Company respond to the mysterious display of magical pyrotechnics by shooting the house ineffectually.
"Ha-hah! Silly confederate n'wah! You cannot stand against the assembled power of the Chimer!" Dagoth Ur prepares a Present from the House of Dagoth!
(3 vs. 5)
Dagoth accidentally casts 'Summon Nihilistic Soldier'!
Nihilistic Soldier joins the fray!
(4-1 vs. 5)
The Confederate Company's responding rifle fire misses Dagoth, but hits his summon!
"Ow. Looks like I'm going to die. Who cares. I'm dead."
Nihilistic Soldier has died!
"So hard to get good help around here."
Pasta Wizard casts 'Pasta Bandages'.
(5)
The noodly bandages cometh forth.
(5)
Spaghetti Elemental joins the fray!
"Here are the bandages. Give them to anyone who's hurt, okay?"
The wizard hands off his medical devices as he ducks for cover. Drawing out his Spaghetti Spear, he notices Sweeper No. 2 attempting to sneak in through the front door.
(4 vs. 2-1)
In a tactical move that would make Shaka Zulu proud, the wizard springs out of the shadows onto the unassuming Sweeper, plunging the sharpened shaft of his spaghetti spear straight through his spatial sensibility, or in layman's terms, stabbed him in the chest. The confederate drops his Shotgun, attempting to halt the spear from protruding into him any further. The magician simply drives it forward a small bit and then tugs it back out completely, letting the sweeper sink to the ground in a puddle of his own fluid.
Altria Pendragon walks through the home, pondering the first steps she took into her present situation. As soon as she arrived, the siege had began, and she was held in the house for weeks with the talking horses and men who constantly babbled about nonsense like firearms and mayonnaise, save for the boy who wooed after her. Everyone knew the Quest for the Holy Grail would be the hardest ever taken, but no one had mentioned to her about it being so bizarre. She opened the door to the Cellar storage-room, where the Hostages were kept.
"We heard gunfire. What's going on?"
"The battle has resumed, stay put. We'll have the situation under control soon enough...I dearly hope so, anyways..."
Swedish Chef eats mayonnaise. "GOOD. NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE KILLING." The chef runs out of the Cellar screaming at his enemies.
(5 vs. 3)
"FUS RO DAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACHEFTIMEISBESTTIME!"
The shockwave that hits the first batch of the second Confederate Company simply shatters every bone and muscle in their bodies, while the aftershock tosses others into the sky, rocketing them away.
The remaining company-men run for cover.
"Valdez, I think I believe yah' now!"
"Shut up and focus!"
Al Capone searches for the sweeper, both machine-guns in tow, until he comes across his body lying beneath the Pasta Wizard. Capone kicks the prone sweeper in the head, "Ah', for good measure."
"BLASTOISE! USE THAT WATER BLAST SHIT!"
(1 vs. 3)
Gary Motherfucking Oak miscalculates the distance between his Blastoise and the Confederate Cannon, the result being that the ground next to them gets completely soaked, while they are subjected to a light mist.
(6 vs. 3)
Reactive cannon fire hits Gary's left leg, removing it below the knee.
The Confederate Company presses their fire onto The Swedish Chef, though the soldiers quickly exhaust their ammunition reserves in the process.
"Val, I'm all out. All of us are."
"There's no way outta' this one. Somethin's gotta' change. We gotta' do it."
"You mean-"
"Yeah. All of us."
The two of them simultaneously roared out, "SHUT UP AND TOUCH THE MONKEY! With the exclamation of the Confederate battle cry reverberating through the sky, every last man in the company was suddenly seized with a fervor to charge at the Chef with their rifle bayonets.
(1-1 vs. 4)
Not that it did any good.
(1-1 vs. 5)
"No thank you. Bye." The swede sees the oncoming attack and runs into the Cellar, locking the door behind him.
While the Confederate Cannon did manage to land a disabling shot on one target, their focus was not paid to the Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team coming from behind them.
(1 vs. 4)
"Hey guys, look at em'." The above was true except for one keen soldier who noted the armored men crawling out of the brush towards the cannon.
(3 vs. 4)
The cannoners pulled out their side-arms and blasted the S.W.A.T. Team, the latter of whom fired back. In the firefight, no shots were actually landed.
The Confederate Company charged up to the Cellar door, bashing it down with their rifles acting as improvised clubs. The wood eventually gave way, and shattered, only for the soldiers to be standing in front of the mighty Automated Turret.
(3 vs. 2-1)
The whole company was slaughtered, unsuspecting of the future killing technology that ambushed them. Rows and rows of them were shot through, falling down the stairs until the Cellar floor soon became soiled with bodies. The few that made it out retreated.
"Shit V, I don't know what we gon' do!"
"JUST SHUT UP! I'M THINKING!"
The Confederate Cannon squad fired at the Jamaican policemen, distracted yet again from the paragon of stealth himself, Mr. Tom.
(5 vs. 6)
Tom tossed an excellently arced Firebomb that almost lit up the Cannon entirely. Key word being almost.
(4 vs. 5)
One soldier drew his knife and chased after Tom, who fled back into the house.
Equestrian Soldier People shoot at Confederate Company No. 2.
(2 vs. 5)
(1-1 vs. 2)
The Confederates flee from the sustained fire, nearly pushed all the way back to the fields.
Spaghetti Elemental flies over to Gary Motherfucking Oak. (6) It patches up his wound quite nicely, stopping the bleeding at least.
The Confederate Head Guard jumped to a start as he realized that the fighting had finally began once again. Picking up his gun, he rushed towards the house to the sight of dozens of soldiers running about, explosions and bullets painting the sky. As he proceeded to the house, he was interrupted by a man standing on the roof of the barn.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN COME AND KILL MY PEOPLE! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT BROTHER! MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE SIGNATURE ELBOW DROP!"
(5 vs. 4)
The guard ran, but not before the Macho Man could leap at him, and drive the point of his elbow into the back of his skull. He fell immediately.
The Head Guard clutched the back of his head, his eyes watering in pain and concussive damage. He rolled over to see a mass of spandex walking to him. "OH YEEEAH! READY FOR ROUND TWO?!" The guard pulled out his pistol, hoping to get a lucky shot off.
(4 vs. 5)
His dazed state causes him to fire wildly and inaccurately, emptying his whole clip as he the manifestation of his doom saunters to his positions.
(3 vs. 2)
Macho Man kicks him in the gut, and he rolls over slightly, grunting in pain and exhaustion. "WHATCHU' GONNA' DO NOW?!?!?!?"
Enemy Positions:
-West-
Confederate Cannon
Items: Cannon, Cannonballs
Health: 3/5
-South
Confederate Company No. 2
Items: Rifles
18/150
-Upstairs-
(Solid Fortifications)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
~It's been a
Long September, and there's reason to believe,
Maybe this year will be better than the last.
I can't remember the last thing I said as I was leaving,
Oh the days go bye so fast.
And it's one more day in the canyons,
One more night in Hollywood.
If you think I could be forgiven,
I wish you would.~
Long September, and there's reason to believe,
Maybe this year will be better than the last.
I can't remember the last thing I said as I was leaving,
Oh the days go bye so fast.
And it's one more day in the canyons,
One more night in Hollywood.
If you think I could be forgiven,
I wish you would.~
Post by: Harry Baldman on October 29, 2013, 02:10:57 am
Dagoth Ur will stand on the roof of the mansion and brandish the Holy Bible at the remaining Confederates.
"THE POWER OF YOUR N'WAH SUPERSTITION COMPELS YOU!"
He will thus compel them to surrender!
Post by: Xantalos on October 29, 2013, 02:12:35 am
Call up Mr. Fox and tell him to sabotage those cannons!
Mr. Tom, meanwhile, activates plan 'throw a firebomb at that Confederate Company No. 2'!
Swedish Chef himself will go stab that Head Guard in the kidneys.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on October 30, 2013, 08:26:35 pm
Pastamancer takes the shotgun from the confederates body, then calls the elemental back to him, giving it the shotgun to handle enemies its noodly appendages cannot. Afterwards, he takes up a position by his turret, keeping his spear and Cortez's Chrome at the ready for defense.
If there's a big enough break in the action, go and get all the weed from the basement and put in inventory. No way we're gonna let Dagoth hog it all again.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 01, 2013, 05:34:56 pm
AJ cocks both of Teddy's Chromes and grips her Turkish Saber from the famed Lunar Mongolian Regiment in her mouth before galloping out of the cellar at the first Confederate she lays eyes on
Post by: SealyStar on November 01, 2013, 06:59:43 pm
Post by: ansontan2000 on November 01, 2013, 10:48:40 pm
Post by: TCM on November 06, 2013, 10:02:41 pm
Post by: Tiruin on November 06, 2013, 10:27:49 pm
Continue keeping guard on the hostages, with the occasional peek outside to estimate how the battle is going, and on whether to move them to a safer location or not. Also inquire as to what happened, the state of the hostages, and on if they're doing alright.
"Everyone in good shape? What happened to you all?" Altria said, wondering why they were in a battle, isolated from any significant civilization or resource and only in a humble homestead on what seemed to be the outskirts of the populace. This was a really strange place to stage a battle-considering those she had seen earlier bearing some kind of militant uniform with ranks made obvious on their styles.
"Do any of you recognize our enemy and who they are? Why they are here, to be precise?"
Post by: TCM on November 06, 2013, 11:23:00 pm
((I take it my skyblue coloration won't be taken, and left only for making my char's name obvious?))
...Can you rephrase that question?
Post by: Xantalos on November 07, 2013, 12:32:45 am
The mayo-encrusted chef nods sagely.
Post by: TCM on November 13, 2013, 07:28:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 13, 2013, 07:31:40 pm
Post by: TCM on November 13, 2013, 07:33:29 pm
Who're we bumping for?
Twily Spikles and Gary.
Post by: mcclay on November 13, 2013, 07:41:34 pm
Rain of fire on the Rifle Company.
Post by: TCM on November 18, 2013, 10:45:00 pm
"I have a glorious idea!" Dagoth Ur climbs through the attic to the top of the house, coming out onto the roof, where he brandishes his copy of The Holy Bible. "THE POWER OF YOUR N'WAH SUPERSTITION COMPELS YOU!" (6) (Cannon: 5) (Confederate Company No. 2: 1)
The night sky suddenly parts to reveal some sort of shining layer of existence beyond the mortal realm. From this holy tear in the fabric of reality comes a storm of giant yellow lasers, raining down upon the Confederates. The Cannon is able to retreat from the storm, but a small ray of holy Mana bounces off a window and strikes one cannoner through the chest. He cries out and falls, his teammates unable to do anything but hide the canon. The Confederate Company No. 2 is much less fortunate. A giant pillar of light descends upon them, ripping them apart from their earthly bodies in a nano-second. As the sky reverts to its normal form, all of the Confederate Company is gone, save for two guys running through the trees...
Swedish Chef calls up Mr. Fox. (2) He gets no response, which probably has to do with Mr. Fox getting blasted a while ago. He calls Mr. Tom, and informs him of his next plan. "But the Confederates have fled." "I SEE. ARRARARGAHAHAH-" The Chef runs outside to meet Macho Man Randy Savage beating the Head Guard. The Swede joins in the fun. (1 vs. 6) The Chef does not notice the Guard's gun, (5 vs. 3) but does notice when the guard shoots him in the abdomen. He falls on his knees, bleeding from the wound.
The Pastamancer equips his Spaghetti Elemental with a Shotgun, snatches the High Quality Kush and hangs around his Automated Turret, weapons at the ready.
"The South ain't gonna rise again after this! YA HEAR THAT YA SECEDIN' SONS OF BITCHES?! YA'LL FUCKED WITH THE WRONG COWGIRL!!!" Applejack runs out of the house holding Teddy Roosevelt's Twin Chromes in her hooves and the Turkish Saber in her mouth. (1 vs. 3) She runs after the Cannon (2 vs. 5) but is dissuaded from continue when a cannonball flies over her head and strikes the house.
Al Capone runs after the Cannon. "Hey, abataboom pepperoni pizza with the mozzerella and frankie comin' in with lennie and louie and this here's real racist." (1 vs. 2) Turns out, shooting an AK47 in one hand and a Tommy Gun in the other simultaneously is not very efficient at hitting anything. (4 vs. 1) You know what it is good for? Getting your left arm broken by a flying ball of lead. "Hey. That hurts."
Altria Pendragon watches guard over the valuable hostages.
"Everyone in good shape? What happened to you all?" The Hostages respond with silence. One child cries. What a strange place. Altria questions her nearby teammates, "Do any of you recognize our enemy and who they are? Why they are here, to be precise?" She gets a response from the Swedish Chef, To kill the wrestling champion, of course! To lose him would be a powerful blow to our side." Altria then witnesses the Chef running into the battlefield and being promptly wounded by a gun-shot. One of the hostages asks, "Miss, why have you come here if you do not even know of the current situation? You are a soldier of the Lunar H.O.E.S., correct?"
"I AM TWILIGHT SPARKLE. FEAR ME." (4 vs. 1) A wall of fire descends upon the Confederate Cannon. The gunpowder in the artillery explodes. There is a brief fireball in the area where the cannon and its handlers once stood, before it subsides into an ordinary flame.
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team surrounds the Head Guard. (4 vs. 1) The guard looks up at the imposing figures, each one pointing a barrel at his body. Realizing his fate, he manages to get out a last utterance, "Long live the Confederacy. Amen." Popping and a few muzzle flashes occur. The policemen then fan out away from the guard's body.
Finally, the siege is over. After an entire month, the H.O.E.S. can truly relax and tend to their wounds. Just as they begin to settle, they are alerted by the sound of incoming hoofbeats. At the front of the house, a solitary lone man descends from a white stallion. He's dressed in proper military clothing for a general, stars adorned on the front of his grey uniform. He stops a few meters away from the house.
(http://www.humanevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/robert-e-lee-480x275.jpg)
He salutes the H.O.E.S. before returning his hand to his side.
"On behalf of the Celestian Confederate States of America, I, General Robert E. Lee, forward a proposition unto the Lunar H.O.E.S.: Irregular Force. The C.C.S.A. is willing to exchange the surrender of your unit for not only the safety of your lives, but also that you may become citizens of our great and prosperous nation. We offer each of you land and monetary funds for the rest of your life. This offer will be made only once. We have decided to give you one hour to make your decision. In any case, we will need your response by then. Failure to respond will be noted as decline, at which point, I will ensure the capture or death of every single one of you and your associates. God bless y'all."
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Next turn coming in two weeks at the latest, or earlier if everyone has posted.
Post by: Xantalos on November 18, 2013, 10:48:47 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on November 19, 2013, 01:26:30 am
Dagoth Ur will help the other n'wah with their wounds and whatnot, or at least help them not bleed to death or something.
Post by: Geen on November 20, 2013, 11:56:52 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 21, 2013, 04:05:22 am
(http://www.humanevents.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/robert-e-lee-480x275.jpg)
"On behalf of the Celestian Confederate States of America, I, General Robert E. Lee, forward a proposition unto the Lunar H.O.E.S.: Irregular Force. The C.C.S.A. is willing to exchange the surrender of your unit for not only the safety of your lives, but also that you may become citizens of our great and prosperous nation. We offer each of you land and monetary funds for the rest of your life. This offer will be made only once. We have decided to give you one hour to make your decision. In any case, we will need your response by then. Failure to respond will be noted as decline, at which point, I will ensure the capture or death of every single one of you and your associates. God bless y'all."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClXAaGoT5eE
AJ takes what free-time she now has to unjam her Heavy Machine Gat and rebuild her heavymachine gat nest in the front of the house
Post by: Xantalos on November 21, 2013, 04:15:39 am
Eat a mayo and use combination of manliness and temporary high to heal my wounds.
As said above, give Lee a clipboard with a questionnaire about what kind of food he likes, hopefully delaying him for a turn.
Post by: Person on November 21, 2013, 04:21:03 am
Post by: TCM on November 26, 2013, 12:50:04 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on November 26, 2013, 07:06:32 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2013, 11:39:06 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on November 26, 2013, 06:13:52 pm
((We only HAVE the Chef, Dagoth, and Gary. Everyone else needs to post.))Yo I posted already
Wait hang on, I've forgotten to actually post an action with my last response. I'll fix that now.
Post by: SealyStar on November 26, 2013, 06:24:09 pm
Tend to injured arm, prepare to defend against Lee's troops.
Post by: Tiruin on November 27, 2013, 06:35:53 am
"Miss, why have you come here if you do not even know of the current situation? You are a soldier of the Lunar H.O.E.S., correct?"I missed the briefing. And that acronym still doesn't sound right.
"Reinforcements."
Gary, having been in shock for a turn, realizes his leg is gone. "I'm up for surrender if you guys are. On an unrelated note, anybody have a spare leg or some crutches?"I have my own land to look after.
"We aren't surrendering. And given that threat, are we really trespassing on their, how is it termed, 'nation' here? Anyhow, hold still. I'll tend to your arm."
Tend to wounds of allies. Try to discern any sort of information about our enemy and his terms of surrender. Is it unconditional or not? What about the...other people around us, meaning the wrestling champion and the rest.
Strange sort of value. A wrestling champion. A man of great strength perhaps. Impressive priorities.
Post by: TCM on November 30, 2013, 06:04:05 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 01, 2013, 01:05:19 am
The culinary conjurer stepped outside with bloodshot eyes and the deactivated turret under his arm. He pointed his pasta spoon at Lee.
"What would I be looting if I surrendered?"
Set up the turret outside and set up a cocoon.
Post by: TCM on December 03, 2013, 10:53:08 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 03, 2013, 10:54:44 pm
Post by: TCM on December 03, 2013, 11:00:31 pm
Post by: mcclay on December 04, 2013, 07:01:40 pm
Set the Generals horse aflame, also heal wounded.
Post by: ansontan2000 on December 06, 2013, 08:00:09 am
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2013, 11:08:18 pm
Post by: TCM on December 09, 2013, 09:57:30 pm
Anyways, how are you all feeling? What do you guys want? I feel like we need something going to spice things up again, bring back that spirit that I fondly remember.
Post by: Tiruin on December 09, 2013, 10:02:11 pm
Which means: At least once per week update//when all players have posted.
Which is darn what I'm trying to do >_>
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 10, 2013, 12:17:58 am
I'm not sure what I can suggest to spice things up...
Death Races?...
Post by: Dorsidwarf on December 10, 2013, 06:30:07 pm
Post by: TCM on December 13, 2013, 10:54:55 pm
....
Should up tomorrow. I'll try hard. Really!
Guess I should give a sneak peek:
Dagoth Ur is bad at magic healing. The Swedish Chef and Al Capone are writhing on the ground in agony. Altria is able to design an improvised prosthetic. Twilight's magic reveals Lee's true form!
Post by: TCM on December 15, 2013, 10:41:55 pm
Dagoth Ur contemplates the offer of General Lee. Indecisively, the lord of chaos shrugs, "Not sure what that was about, but I believe I will simply roll with it, as the vernacular goes." Ur descends from the roof-top and lands adjacent to the wounded Swedish Chef. Ur kneels down by the viking, "Do not fret, I have the perfect healing spell." (2) A photograph of a duck lands on the chef's face. "Perhaps that's the wrong spell."
Gary Motherfucking Oak does the manly thing and supports capitulation. "I'm up for surrender if you guys are. On an unrelated note, anybody have a spare leg or some crutches?" He lamely swings his left leg, which has been cleanly cut off at the knee.
"Hmm...Nah." Applejack is quick with her decision, and utilizes the lull in the battle to rebuild her previously dismantled Heavy Machine Gat Nest O' Death En' Gravy(TM). (3) Tampering with the complex mechanism of the Heavy Machine Gat results in A.J. spending all of her time on unjamming her gun, with not even a second left to build up defensive fortifications before the actual fighting begins.
The Swedish Chef waves Dagoth Ur away, as he already had the perfect cure for any ailment: A fresh jar of mayonnaise. It didn't actually heal wounds, but the mighty substance was enough to sharpen one's willpower until they could bypass any sort of pain or injury. The Chef rose to his feet, still bleeding and mangled, and managed to limp his way over to General Lee. Producing the mighty Ad-Hoc Clipboard Questionnaire, the chef asks the General, Hey Lee. Mind filling out this form detailing what you'd want as a meal to seal the deal if we take it? Lee stares at the Swedish Chef with a piercing gaze, his pupils seemingly inhuman. Before the Swede can react, the General draws his out his pistol and fires a shot point-black. (3 vs. 5) The bullet embeds itself in the center of the chef's resilient beard, the velocity of the bullet singes his facial hair, nearly catching it on fire. "NO, MY ONLY WEAK POINT!"
Al Capone looks over his broken arm. "Son of a bitch got my arm." (4) Capone grabs a nearby tablecloth and wraps it around his arm, not fixing the damage, but alleviating the pain. He turns his head to see The Swedish Chef receiving a bullet right in the beard. This prompts the gangster to charge General Lee with his AK47 and Tommy Gun at the same time. (1 vs. 3) The tactic is flashy, but is only accurate enough to hit the general area around Lee, not his actually body. (2 vs. 5) The Confederate general fires a second bullet, this one piercing right through Capone's hat, knocking it right off his head. "Ah no, mah' fuckin' hat!"
The Pasta Wizard leaves the house with his Pasta Spoon tucked under his left armpit, the Automated Turret under his right, looking and smelling like he'd just had an affair with Miss Mary Jane. The red-eyed magician pointed his spoon at Lee threateningly, "I'd kill you, but sometimes you just have to think that the universe is huge and you're just a piece of it but the universe is also so small that you're more than everything and you might even the universe itself. Woah. That's some deep shit man." (4) The Wizard plops his turret down before encasing himself in a shell of solid linguini.
"THIS is my answer!" Like the other mare, Twilight Sparkle doesn't waver from her original ideology one bit as she launches a wall of solid flame at General Lee, and his horse in particular. (3 vs. 5) Lee snaps the reins of his horse, and the majestic equine is able to leap cleanly over the fireball, which sails past the Confederate harmlessly and makes impact on the side of a tree. At this point, Lee climbs down from his horse. "I didn't expect such petty stubbornness from y'all, and it's come to mah' attention that you won't even give me proper consideration. How unfortunate."
Lee rips the top portion of his uniform, leaving his torso suddenly bare. His torso is an extremely solid, well-built firm muscle, even including six-pack abdomens. His flesh is deep and full, certainly not anything one would expect. "With my new genetic modifications under the Celestian powers, I have not only been able to regain my youth, but become even more fit than ever possible! The whole group of y'all are so impetuous! Your punishment is imminent!"
(2) Twilight is too distracted by Lee's unabashedly hot body to perform her healing spell.
In the meantime, Simo Hayha sneaks back into the house, taking up a sniper position in the attic upstairs, propping his Mosin-Nagant through an open windowsill. Down below, he witnessed the speech of General Lee. A military-political figurehead giving a speech to an audience while a sniper assassin watched him through a scope. It was almost straight out of a catalog of infamous events in modern history. (3 vs. 6) The shot goes off, and a clump of dirt explodes next to Lee. Must have been wind interference or something. Lee glances upwards at the sniper spot. (3 vs. 1) Lee spins his pistol around his right index finger, before gripping the gun in both hands and returning a shot. The bullet slides right next to Hayha's head, blowing his right ear clean off. The sniper falls on his black, clutching at the sudden gaping hole in his head.
Altria Pendragon is the one to dismiss Gary's wishes of surrender. "We aren't surrendering. And given that threat, are we really trespassing on their, how is it termed, 'nation' here? Anyhow, hold still. I'll tend to your leg." (5) It's a brutal and tender process with the Pokemon trainer's condition, but Altria improvises to manufacture nearby equipment into a wooden prosthetic leg for Gary. "We musn't give up, there's still a lot more to accomplish."
The Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team encircles General Lee, attempting to overpower him in sheer numbers. (5 vs. 1) Lee smirks, as if having some sort of brilliant hand, when he suddenly is hit in the left knee by shotgun spread, then takes a 3-round burst of machine gun fire to the back, and a shotgun round to the chest, accompanied by a single MPSK bullet to the forehead. It's anticlimactic as the great general falls flat on his back. The team lingers around the body, before breaking off to perform other duties. At this point, Lee gets to his feet, no worse looking than if he was just recovering from a stumble.
The Automated Turret designates General Lee as a new target. (2 vs. 1) The turret manages to pelt him a few times, before he begins giving off a strange blew aura. The weapon system of the turret suddenly jams temporarily.
Mr. Tom runs at General Lee, clutching a stick of dynamite. (4 vs. 2) He flings it at the Confederate General, and it goes off right at his feet. Lee goes flying through the air, and somehow performs a recovery back-flip and lands at on the top of the barn.
Soldiers fire upon General Lee. (4 vs. 4) They miss.
The Spaghetti Elemental hovers to the top of the barn next to Lee, attacking him with it's Shotgun. (5 vs. 1) The blast catches Lee right in the jaw. He goes flying back off the shed, falling fifty feet or so into the burning field behind the barn.
"MACHO MAN!" As if part of some coordinated attack, Macho Man Randy Savage leaps off the barn roof after Lee. (4 vs. 1) He lands elbow-first into Lee's sternum. The general's body jerks in reaction before settling down.
General Lee stares into the night sky for a few seconds, Macho Man Randy Savage laying next to him, cradling his elbow. "Damn brother, I've got to admit, you've got one hard chest. What sort of exercises have you been working with?" (2 vs. 5) Lee stands up, pulling a sword out of his pants and swinging at the Macho Man. The wrestler stumbles back, "Hey! Chill man, okay?!" Lee doesn't appear amused. "I am a five-star general of the greatest station on Earth, and you buffoons treat me as an equal? How dare you!"
Macho Man leaps forward at Lee, (5 vs. 1) seizes him by the neck, and hoists him into the air. Lee drops his sword on the soil of the field, struggling as Macho Man constricts his windpipe. "You've got a serious power trip problem man!" Macho Man choke-slams Lee, slamming him right back into the ground. "Don't you know when to toss in the towel?"
Lee stands back up again. (4 vs. 5) He swings at Macho Man with giant hooks, hooks that Macho Man can tell are far stronger than any human had the ability to muster. Even with the strength difference, Randy Savage had decades of hand-to-hand combat experience on General Lee, and thus was able to duck and weave under his strikes. As Lee stumbled after performing particularly big Haymaker, Macho Man launched a counter attack, (6 vs. 5) and smashed the underside of Lee's jaw with an uppercut. The General's head twisted upwards, and he feel backwards stiff as a board. Macho Man panted, sweating profusely. "Just stop! It's over, no matter how many fancy magical mumbo-jumbo pony steroids you take, you'll always be General Lee! You can get all the muscles and toughness you want, but you're spirit is the same as anyone else! You lost your damn war, and you're trying to lose it a second time! Tap out already!"
General Lee stood up again, wiping his lip. Macho Man sighed deeply, resuming his fighting stance. (5 vs. 1) Lee came in with a punch to the stomach, and Macho Man was prepared to block it. Just a simple-
*Swwch*
Lee's punch connected, even with Macho Man blocking it. The wrestler looked downwards; where Lee's regular arm should have been, was some sort of arm-shaped metallic spike that had gone through Macho Man's block, piercing through his arm, and into deep into his stomach. Lee withdrew his morphed blade from Macho Man, letting the wrestler fall onto his back, bleeding profusely. When he attempted to speak, he only made a bubbling sound as blood exited his mouth. The blade on Lee's arm changed back into flesh.
Lee shook his head as he went off to the side, retrieving his sword. "Foolishly underestimating the powers that be. Speaking as if you know anything boy. I'm going to deal with the rest of your unit. I believe you to be strong though, and I think you'll still be alive when I come back here. At that point, if you'd like to be forgiven of your sins, you will be healed and become a great warrior of the Confederate Army. The choice is yours."
The General began casually walking back to the farm, leaving Macho Man potentially for dead in the middle of a burning field.
Lee confronted the H.O.E.S. once more, the bullet holes and bruises all over his body now mysteriously missing. He let out a hearty laugh as he swung his sword absently. He shouted into the sky above:
"Is this what you're combating me with Luna, a few crusty mares and a handful of rag tag hooligans? I've become far more powerful than any mortal could dream of! The Confederacy will become red once more with the blood our enemies!"
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 10:57:55 pm
Lee's death is Taking Too Much Time!
Then shoot him with Roland's Dad's guns.
Then embed several Bowie knives in his testicles.
Then whack him with the spoon a few times.
((I probably can't do all those actions in the same turn, can I?))
Post by: TCM on December 15, 2013, 11:10:33 pm
YOUR MEAL IS PAIN!
Lee's death is Taking Too Much Time!
Then shoot him with Roland's Dad's guns.
Then embed several Bowie knives in his testicles.
Then whack him with the spoon a few times.
((I probably can't do all those actions in the same turn, can I?))
I can combine it into one big attack, but you won't be able to do everything unless you roll a 6. For example, if you roll a 4, you'll use 'Too Much Time!' and then shoot him, and nothing else.))
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 11:14:15 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 16, 2013, 02:32:16 am
AJ hoists up her Heavy Machine Gat and runs back across the field to where Lee's at.
"Let's see how ya like this!"
AJ hurls two of the Boss's grenades at General Lee, and unloads the entirety of her Heavy Machine Gat ammo at him
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 16, 2013, 02:34:46 am
((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiufQbeA9Sk))
Post by: Tiruin on December 16, 2013, 09:18:52 pm
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Lee rips the top portion of his uniform, leaving his torso suddenly bare. His torso is an extremely solid, well-built firm muscle, even including six-pack abdomens. His flesh is deep and full, certainly not anything one would expect.((Oh gods. O_o))
Thrice-crusted luck. This won't turn out well if you're under genetic manipulation. How can you beat something at that size?
"Alright you all, keep quiet and stay here. If in doubt, barricade any entrance -- give way for yourselves, and unless there is another exit out of this location and not into open field, then stay put. Unless we can sneak off as the others keep the general occupied, I see nothing else but staying in place here and hoping that he doesn't turn into more of an an uncouth lout to directly attack this area. Does anyone here know an alternate path?"
Ask hostages/anyone familiar if we can move them away from the...building.
"If not, then I'll join the battle."
Join the battle--anaylze Lee's tactics and strengths; try to spot any weaknesses on him.
Either he's drawing power from somewhere, or his 'miraculous' healing powers are taken from a quick metabolic rate.
What did they do to him?
Post by: SealyStar on December 16, 2013, 09:46:51 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on December 17, 2013, 02:43:48 am
Give General Lee a Present From House Dagoth! Watch him become horribly misshapen and not very good-looking at all!
Post by: ansontan2000 on December 17, 2013, 06:13:48 am
Patch up my ear wound, and take a carefully aimed shot at Lee's crotch.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 18, 2013, 04:29:22 pm
Though nobody could see it by virtue of the pasta shell, the Spaghetti Summoner was flipping out.
"You got shot like, like, 50 times, man. Aww, dude, sick! Why are we even fighting, man? You're freaking awesome! Let's just, like, chill out, we don't need to fight, man."
He stepped out, the remainder of his stash in hand.
>>Target
>>General Lee
>>Action
>>Use
>>Target
>>High Quality Kush
Post by: Dorsidwarf on December 18, 2013, 05:42:53 pm
Post by: Geen on December 18, 2013, 05:54:18 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on December 18, 2013, 07:53:14 pm
The turn in which: The Heroes Did Jack All And The NPCs All Rolled High.Yeah the swat is basically the most competent of the HOES
Post by: Geen on December 18, 2013, 10:13:34 pm
Hey, Tiruin got me a leg. I think that's pretty good.The turn in which: The Heroes Did Jack All And The NPCs All Rolled High.Yeah the swat is basically the most competent of the HOES
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 18, 2013, 11:31:06 pm
The turn in which: The Heroes Did Jack All And The NPCs All Rolled High.Yeah the swat is basically the most competent of the HOES
((They're basically the new Mongols. I gotta say, I have a newfound respect for the Jamaican police force after playing this game.))
Post by: TCM on December 24, 2013, 12:51:16 pm
Post by: mcclay on December 24, 2013, 01:36:18 pm
Burn the Unclean! Purify the general with Fire. Also heal teammates because I'm heal bitch.
Post by: TCM on December 31, 2013, 12:44:01 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 31, 2013, 12:45:00 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on December 31, 2013, 02:40:54 am
Post by: Tiruin on December 31, 2013, 03:04:55 am
I'm working on the next turn, unfortunately, it might not come until next year.[As an unrelated note, I've conversed with...several RTD GMs and the next 'turns' for the running RTDs are to be updated on the Eve of 2014, probably forum time :3
Meaning: Go, go, TCM!]
Post by: TCM on December 31, 2013, 07:52:01 pm
I'm working on the next turn, unfortunately, it might not come until next year.[As an unrelated note, I've conversed with...several RTD GMs and the next 'turns' for the running RTDs are to be updated on the Eve of 2014, probably forum time :3
Meaning: Go, go, TCM!]
I would, but I have a New Years Party to attend tonight. Sorry! X3
Post by: TCM on January 04, 2014, 01:09:43 am
"YOUR MEAL IS PAIN!" The Swedish Chef roars as he straight up charges General Lee for the atrocities he had committed against the sacred Swedish beard. (5 vs. 6) With Lee taking Too Much Time to die, the Chef pulls out his kitchen utensils, stabbing at the General savagely. Lee evades all the attacks elegantly, at which point the Swede switches out for Roland Deschain's Father's Guns. Before he can fire the guns, Lee knocks both guns out of his hands before he can react. As the guns clatter away, the Chef pulls out his Bowie Knife, stabbing at Lee's crotch, only to miss as Lee back-flips and side-steps out of the way every time. "WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!?!?!?!" The Chef screams as he pulls out his Spoon, bringing it down on a vertical ark onto Lee's head. Lee doesn't even look up as his right hand instinctively grabs the Chef's wrist, stopping the attack before it connects. (3 vs. 6) Lee steps back and simply throws him over his shoulder. The Swedish Chef goes flying back, but is able to recover unharmed by performing a recovery roll upon impact with the ground.
"Aw heck, WE GOTTA MAN DOWN OVER THERE!" Applejack witnesses General Lee tearing through her entire army. This prompts her to abandon the house, running outside with the Heavy Machine Gat in-hoof. "Let's see how ya like this!" (4 vs. 5) The orange mare props up her machine gun as she fires the entire magazine into General Lee's general vicinity. As the bullet pour forth, the smoke from the barrel of the gun begins to cloud her vision. *Click* As the magazine finishes, the smoke begins to clear. Lee is nowhere to be seen. "So, did ah' just disintegrate him?" (2 vs. 6) Lee reappears, on top of the house's roof. "Ah gravy!"
Al Capone gets back up, and even recovers his hat. He stares at the hole that bore it's way straight through the fabric. He grimaces and puts it back on his head. He angrily plods over to the barn, putting a hand on the Revolver in his pocket, acting like this was just another hit on some unsuspecting sucker walking down the street. "Hey you sonva' bitch, why dontcha' try on this?!" (3 vs. 5) The gangsta pulls out his six-shooter and blasts at General Lee. The General simply stands there as Capone fires, everyone unsure whether he's just missing his shots, or Lee just isn't reacting to them. When Al runs through his whole cylinder, Lee jumps off the barn, landing on his feet, and charges straight at him. (2 vs. 4) Lee's right arm transfigures into a blade once more, and Capone just barely ducks under it, landing face-first on the ground.
Before General Lee can continue attacking Capone, Dagoth Ur decides to intervene. "Hm... perhaps I can help someone else, then!" Ur levitates above the ground, Lee! I have a gift for you!" (3 vs. 5) As Lee is infected with Corpus he begins to...not move or react at all. Ur can feel that something strange is afoot, "All living creatures can are subject to Corpus, how can one build the immunity to-" (5 vs. 3) Before Dagoth can finish his thought, Lee shoots him with something bright and green. There's no time to make out exactly what it is, but Dagoth Ur is sent flying backwards through the air and into the Attic where Simo Hayha has taken a sniper position. The king of the underworld ends his flight by crashing into some old wooden attic boxes.
Altria Pendragon stands by the side of the Hostages. "Alright you all, keep quiet and stay here. If in doubt, barricade any entrance -- give way for yourselves, and unless there is another exit out of this location and not into open field, then stay put. Unless we can sneak off as the others keep the general occupied, I see nothing else but staying in place here and hoping that he doesn't turn into more of an an uncouth lout to directly attack this area. Does anyone here know an alternate path?" One woman speaks up, "There are multiple trails out of here, but I'd rather stay put until the fires are put out." Seeing that there's no current proper evacuation, Altria decides to help out in the battle, by observing Lee and seeing what she can figure out. (1) Altria utilizes her excellent skills of observation by running outside, tripping down the porch steps and landing on her face in the dirt.
Simo Hayha is treated to Dagoth Ur flying through his upstairs window and crashing into some inventory. Man, that guy got messed up, he needs serious medical attention after a hit like that. Thus, Hayha tended to the most important matters first. (3) Simo slowed the bleeding in his ear by patching it up with some priceless old literature he found in the boxes. The sniper looked at General Lee and profoundly declared, "What a dick!" He hustled over to the broken window, aiming to get his revenge with a shot below the belt. (6 vs. 3) The bullet lands straight in his pants, and the General stumbles back. However, it looks like he wasn't in much pain or sustained an injury.
The Pastawizard smokes weed erry day. "WOOOOOOOOOOO-" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl7fGwLJMUI) He collapses on the ground. "EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD LIKE SHIT BRO."
"Woohoo, peg leg! All I need now is an eyepatch. Anyhow, Lee, fuck your shit." Gary Motherfucking Oak calls for the Bitchmobile! (2 vs. 3) General Lee jumps over a speeding car of babealicious girls, and rolls under Blastoise! (1 vs. 6) Blastoise uses Hydro pump on the General Lee! The General Lee goes flying.
Lee ends up being blasted thirty meters away, flopping on the ground. Twilight Sparkle heals her team! (2) The unicorn summons up Channing Tatum fanfiction. "Um. Er. Lee! Die!" (3 vs. 3) Lee gets hit with a fireball.
General Lee stands up uninjured, though with all sorts of markings from his latest attacks. "I'm gettin' mighty tired of this! Y'all wouldn't know how to kill a goddamn Yankee! I'll show you how we do things down here!"
(Roll: 3^2 = 9 vs. 5)
"BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE-"
Lee is cut short as a buzzing sound erupts from the nearby forest. Above it, a squadron of black helicopters flies in, coming to a hover over the battlefield. Tanks and armored vehicles swerve around the house, into the yard. Soldiers of all sort, pony, human, beast, sentient plant, elf, dwarf, undead, machine, and more all descend onto the plantation. General Lee soon finds more barrels pointed at him than during the whole Civil War. "GENERAL LEE! YOU HAVE BEEN ACCUSED FOR WAR CRIMES AGAINST HARMONY BY THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SURRENDER WITHOUT BEING HARMED!"
Lee doesn't move an inch, his facial expression merely turning to a scowl. Then, he's gone. Not shot or obliterated, everyone blinks and he just disappears. "DON'T FALL FOR IT EVERYONE! HE'S SIMPLY FLED, SECURE THE PERIMETER!" The soldiers move into the house, rounding up the hostages and liberating them. A brown stallion approaches the H.O.E.S.
"Our sources have indicated that Lee is teleporting as we speak, right through those hills." He motions towards a series of hills to the east. "However, after his latest display of power here, he won't have enough to get to the front lines of the battle, which is his current location. Your goal is to pursue him and stop him by any means necessary. He won't be as strong as he was here, he's no wizard, he's merely utilizing illicit genetic manipulation given to him by Celestial forces. Don't underestimate him though, his cunning means he could still have a contingency plan under his sleeves. It seems that Macho Man Randy Savage has been injured to badly to follow you. You'll have to go at this one alone, but we'll send any suitable reinforcements we can. The hostages will be safe, they're in our hands now. Regroup, pick up anything you need and go! We can't afford to waist any more time, millions are dying on the main battlefield. We win this, and Celestia will be forced out of the Western Hemisphere. For the Lunar Empire!"
Spoils:
Rifles
Shotgun with Flashlight
Sabers
Cannon
3 Gatling Guns
Revolver
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
So this 'way-too-long-goddamn-2nd-American-Civil-War-Arc-Thing-Goddamn-How-Long-Has-This-Been-Going-On-For-Like-Half-A-Year-In-RL-Time?' is coming to a close quite soon. I must warn you, there's one more battle the H.O.E.S. will face before meeting Lee in the final duel. This is a battle I've been planning for a long time though, and perhaps it will be worth it.
Post by: poketwo on January 04, 2014, 01:16:12 am
Post by: Xantalos on January 04, 2014, 01:16:47 am
Mr. Tom loots the Gatling guns and the cannon. He straps the Gatling guns onto the cannon with the power of Swedish Welding and gets ready to go after the dumbass General!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 04, 2014, 03:47:19 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on January 04, 2014, 05:42:39 am
Get healed and move along after claiming the sabers!
Post by: SealyStar on January 04, 2014, 08:09:03 am
Post by: mcclay on January 04, 2014, 02:35:17 pm
Heal my team and then chase after that dick!
"Hurry! We don't have time to waste!"
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on January 04, 2014, 05:50:20 pm
Applejack loads a fresh magazine into her Heavy Machine Gat, adorning some bandoliers over her body to feed into her weapon, before grasping the spare revolver on the ground and galloping off toward the hills after Lee.
"Let's bag us a mutant! YE HAW!"
Post by: Geen on January 13, 2014, 08:41:24 pm
Post by: Tiruin on January 14, 2014, 03:04:14 am
Altria gripped the hilt of her sword as she considered the situation-her allies were engaged, and it didn't seem good enough to intervene, especially in the melee given the armaments nearby.
Return to the civilians and..meditate. Ready myself for combat.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 15, 2014, 05:13:50 pm
Duct tape some rifles to Blastoise for added firepower.((Is this an alternate Mega-Blastoise?))
Post by: Geen on January 18, 2014, 03:25:18 pm
(I'm unsure. Maybe. My ultimate goal is to obtain enough dakka. I know it's impossible, but a wise man once told me to follow my heart.)Duct tape some rifles to Blastoise for added firepower.((Is this an alternate Mega-Blastoise?))
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on February 03, 2014, 11:36:15 am
Post by: TCM on February 03, 2014, 03:35:51 pm
Post by: TCM on February 10, 2014, 03:00:36 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 10, 2014, 03:14:51 pm
Post by: scapheap on February 10, 2014, 03:15:17 pm
Post by: Xantalos on February 10, 2014, 03:45:54 pm
Post by: TCM on February 20, 2014, 07:54:11 pm
The H.O.E.S. have no time to spare, and thus manage to not pick up a single piece of spoil as they run into the hills, hot on the trail of General Lee and the rest of the Confederate commanders. The conclusion of the Second American Civil War is mere minutes away...
1 Month Later
And we find our heroes now lost again in the vast wilderness of Virginia. After spending weeks searching for any clue on the location or path of Lee, the H.O.E.S. enter a small town, hoping someone there can give them answers. The town however, appears to be deserted. And then suddenly the H.O.E.S. find themselves in the middle of town, surrounded from every angle by a sea of white. The outskirts of the town become illuminated with flaming Crucifixes. From the skies comes a single levitating figure:
"BROTHERS! IT IS TIME WE WIPE THE INFERIOR SCUM FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH! THE WHITE EMPIRE SHALL ACHIEVE ITS HIGHEST GLORY!"
And then, the sea of Klansmen charge for the handful of figures standing in the center of the town...
Ku Klux Klan:
Klan Mob #1 - A horde of Klansmen from the country, they lack decent equipment or training, but make up for it with their unadulterated hatred.
Items: Farming Tools, Torches
Health: 2000/2000
Klan Mob #2 - A horde of Klansmen from the country, they lack decent equipment or training, but make up for it with their unadulterated hatred.
Items: Farming Tools, Torches
Health: 2000/2000
Klan Assassin - A stringy Klansman sent out to kill enemies of the Klan.
Assassin: +1 to Attack.
Items: Dagger
Health: Fine
Klan Stormtrooper #1 - An armed Klansmen sent out to perform acts of terror on groups of minorities.
Items: Tommy Gun, Molotov Cocktail
Health: Fine
Klan Stormtrooper #2 - An armed Klansmen sent out to perform acts of terror on groups of minorities.
Items: Tommy Gun, Molotov Cocktail
Health: Fine
Kountry Hunter - A Klansman that brings his hunting skills to the battlefield.
Double Shot: Can attack 2 Targets in the same Turn.
Items: Double-Barreled Shotgun
Health: Fine
Korrupt Kop - A police officer that secretly aids the efforts of the KKK.
Handcuff: The Kop can Handcuff a Target, which leaves them unable to Attack until they free themselves. 1-Turn Cooldown.
Items: Pistol, Handcuffs, Plastic Baton, Light Body Armor
Health: Fine
Armored Kar - A truck that has been outfitted with armor and weaponry.
Armored: +1 to Defense.
Large Target: -2 Defense to High-Caliber/Piercing Attacks.
Items: Machinegun Turret
Health: Fine
Knight #1 - The infamous Knights that roam the countryside, murdering civilians, burning down houses and other nasty activities.
Items: Lance, Broadsword, Horse
Health: Fine
Knight #2 - The infamous Knights that roam the countryside, murdering civilians, burning down houses and other nasty activities.
Items: Lance, Broadsword, Horse
Health: Fine
The Imperial Wizard
Health: Fine
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Well, I'm back. I wrote this turn up quick, I figure that murdering the KKK should put us all back in the swing of things after my break. What do you guys say?
Post by: zomara0292 on February 20, 2014, 11:14:16 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on February 21, 2014, 12:35:43 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 21, 2014, 01:46:10 am
"Yeah right! 'Am Orange but I'm still more Southern than any of you bed-sheet wearing varmints, and I'm about to prove it!"
Unload heavy machine gat on Armored Kar
"YE HAW!"
Post by: Xantalos on February 21, 2014, 02:22:47 am
TOO MUCH TIME the Imperial Wizard!
Mr. Tom: Firebomb Klan Mob 1!
Post by: SealyStar on February 22, 2014, 09:20:13 am
Throw a molotov cocktail into Klan Mob 2!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 22, 2014, 09:17:03 pm
"Do you think that stick figure counts as a minority?"
Post by: TCM on February 22, 2014, 09:43:51 pm
I'M MORE ETHNICALLY WHITE THAN YOU ARE, REBEL SCUM!
"RACE TRAITOR!"
[color= white]"Do you think that stick figure counts as a minority?"
"YUR' OUTLINES ARE BLACK AS A BABOON BOY."
Post by: Xantalos on February 23, 2014, 01:14:42 am
Post by: Empiricist on February 23, 2014, 01:18:48 am
Post by: Xantalos on February 23, 2014, 01:27:28 am
((...At this rate, @Xantalos is going to try and defeat the KKK by being even more racist and white supremacist than them, isn't he? :P))((No, I'm going to make blood pancakes out of the Imperial Wizard.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 24, 2014, 12:54:40 am
Post by: Tiruin on February 24, 2014, 01:05:59 am
"What is this heresy? Judgement on color? There was a better people who held the symbols you hold today, and they also stood for something logical!" Altria said, unsheathing her weapon.
Disarm and knock out [roll for] one of the special units of the enemy.
((I mean seriously. i was really shocked when I saw that KKK -to the rest of the world- stood for this...trash. Even calling it trash is an honor, compared to what inhuman beliefs exist in their...'culture'. Where I come from? It stood for something symbolic. Something better. Something good.
You pull such taut strings, TCM. Very dangerous.))
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2014, 01:24:40 am
Post by: Tiruin on February 24, 2014, 01:30:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2014, 01:38:51 am
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 24, 2014, 07:38:35 am
Post by: scapheap on February 24, 2014, 09:23:01 am
((I am confused. What KKK are you talking about?))((There more then one?))
Post by: Tiruin on February 24, 2014, 09:46:13 am
When I said the KKK stood for something honorable (which I always though it was...until I was introduced to western concepts), I meant:
Read the Wikipedia thing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katipunan) Then read a referencial note. (http://www.philippine-history.org/katipunan.htm)
Post by: Sean Mirrsen on February 24, 2014, 10:50:32 am
>__>There's a whole disambiguation page for KKK... kholy khrap.
When I said the KKK stood for something honorable (which I always though it was...until I was introduced to western concepts), I meant:
Read the Wikipedia thing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katipunan) Then read a referencial note. (http://www.philippine-history.org/katipunan.htm)
Post by: IronyOwl on February 24, 2014, 11:00:17 am
Khinish Khim!>__>There's a whole disambiguation page for KKK... kholy khrap.
When I said the KKK stood for something honorable (which I always though it was...until I was introduced to western concepts), I meant:
Read the Wikipedia thing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katipunan) Then read a referencial note. (http://www.philippine-history.org/katipunan.htm)
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2014, 02:30:37 pm
'Murica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan)
Post by: TCM on February 24, 2014, 06:09:10 pm
It is purely coincidental, but it seems that several Filipino acronyms have very different meanings in America. For example, in the Philippines, there's the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, known as M.I.L.F. Over here it stands for a slightly different concept.
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2014, 06:17:26 pm
Post by: scapheap on February 24, 2014, 06:23:23 pm
What does MILF actually stand for? I know what t is, but not what the letters mean.Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2014, 06:24:19 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on February 24, 2014, 07:06:34 pm
Post by: scapheap on February 24, 2014, 07:24:29 pm
Huh. So unimaginative.Porn plotline: *Doorbell* "Hello, I'm the plumber and I need to check your plumbing." *Sex happen* The end.
Were you expecting a M.Night Shyamalan twist from guys like that?
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on February 24, 2014, 08:55:47 pm
Huh. So unimaginative.Porn plotline: *Doorbell* "Hello, I'm the plumber and I need to check your plumbing." *Sex happen* The end.
Were you expecting a M.Night Shyamalan twist from guys like that?
Shyamalan Porn Plotline: *Doorbell* "Hello ma'm, here's your extra large pizza." "Is there any other way I could pay for that pizza?" *Sex happens* ((Little did she know that the pizzaman arrived over half an hour after the order was made, meaning it was already free!)) WHAT-A-TWIST!
Post by: Geen on March 06, 2014, 09:21:08 pm
Post by: Tiruin on March 06, 2014, 09:21:45 pm
Post by: TCM on March 06, 2014, 10:20:38 pm
((That is mostly everyone, yes? :D))
Yep, then there's Dagoth and Simo.
Post by: Harry Baldman on March 07, 2014, 12:39:57 am
((That is mostly everyone, yes? :D))
Yep, then there's Dagoth and Simo.
Hm?
Give the Klan Assassin a Present From House Dagoth!
Hm!
Post by: Tiruin on March 07, 2014, 12:47:15 am
...Who wishes to do the good deed?
Post by: mcclay on March 07, 2014, 01:00:55 am
"You jerks liked to burn things down! BUT YOU CAN'T BURN DOWN FIRE, NOW CAN YOU!?"
Post by: TCM on March 15, 2014, 03:33:17 pm
Post by: Xantalos on March 15, 2014, 03:46:36 pm
Post by: TCM on March 26, 2014, 09:41:33 pm
Post by: TCM on April 12, 2014, 01:06:32 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on April 12, 2014, 01:15:05 pm
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 12, 2014, 01:19:04 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 14, 2014, 10:22:35 pm
Post by: TCM on April 15, 2014, 07:30:41 pm
The reason this game has been feeling stale for me, and a number of players I'd imagine, is not that the characters or atmosphere are bad, no, those are among the things that still compel me to keep this going. It's that this game is getting pretty damn repetitive. Fight. Kill bad guys. Couple players die. Loot while waitlisters come in. Repeat forever. That was enough the first twelve battles or so, but no matter how unique I make the enemies and scenarios now, it's still the same thing. So, why not just expand the game?
It's pretty simple, the H.O.E.S. aren't meat infantry, they're this sort of weird hybrid mishmash Special Forces. Instead of straight up mutual slaughterfests, the H.O.E.S. could do a lot more. They could protect a supplies convoy, kidnap a Solar officer or political head, spread propaganda, and etc. There could even be other goals where the H.O.E.S. explore a town for clues or rebuild a fort. Stuff like that, to give everyone more freedom and variety than fight-kill-fight all day.
What do y'all think?
Post by: Xantalos on April 15, 2014, 07:42:59 pm
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on April 16, 2014, 02:07:27 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 16, 2014, 03:51:09 am
Here's what I've come up to as of recent:
The reason this game has been feeling stale for me, and a number of players I'd imagine, is not that the characters or atmosphere are bad, no, those are among the things that still compel me to keep this going. It's that this game is getting pretty damn repetitive. Fight. Kill bad guys. Couple players die. Loot while waitlisters come in. Repeat forever. That was enough the first twelve battles or so, but no matter how unique I make the enemies and scenarios now, it's still the same thing. So, why not just expand the game?
It's pretty simple, the H.O.E.S. aren't meat infantry, they're this sort of weird hybrid mishmash Special Forces. Instead of straight up mutual slaughterfests, the H.O.E.S. could do a lot more. They could protect a supplies convoy, kidnap a Solar officer or political head, spread propaganda, and etc. There could even be other goals where the H.O.E.S. explore a town for clues or rebuild a fort. Stuff like that, to give everyone more freedom and variety than fight-kill-fight all day.
What do y'all think?
I do agree that the basic template that's been going is quite repetitive, not to mention rather inexplicable at times. So a change of that would be very welcome indeed.
Post by: Tiruin on April 16, 2014, 03:57:12 am
Though if you seriously need plot advice or literary help, we're here. I'm open for PM talks over it. :)
Seriously. Dealt with the same situation in my field...Is pretty easy once you set up the background ideas. Well, for me, anyways.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 19, 2014, 06:35:25 pm
Here's what I've come up to as of recent:Go for it.
The reason this game has been feeling stale for me, and a number of players I'd imagine, is not that the characters or atmosphere are bad, no, those are among the things that still compel me to keep this going. It's that this game is getting pretty damn repetitive. Fight. Kill bad guys. Couple players die. Loot while waitlisters come in. Repeat forever. That was enough the first twelve battles or so, but no matter how unique I make the enemies and scenarios now, it's still the same thing. So, why not just expand the game?
It's pretty simple, the H.O.E.S. aren't meat infantry, they're this sort of weird hybrid mishmash Special Forces. Instead of straight up mutual slaughterfests, the H.O.E.S. could do a lot more. They could protect a supplies convoy, kidnap a Solar officer or political head, spread propaganda, and etc. There could even be other goals where the H.O.E.S. explore a town for clues or rebuild a fort. Stuff like that, to give everyone more freedom and variety than fight-kill-fight all day.
What do y'all think?
Post by: TCM on May 18, 2014, 02:00:29 am
Dagoth Ur incurs his Present from House of Dagoth upon the Klan Assassin! Before the Assassin can tread a step towards the H.O.E.S., a feeling of dread and nausea seizes his body. (6 vs. 5) He falls to the ground, seizing as the dark magic begins to take over his bodily form. He scratches at his back and legs as they turn a sickly, decayed cover, rolling around on the ground, flailing like a starfish on meth. If he simply gives in, the corruption would overtake his entire being and turn him into a mindless minion of Dagoth's.
Applejack climbs aboard an ad-hoc pile of crates. "Yeah right! 'Am Orange but I'm still more Southern than any of you bed-sheet wearing varmints, and I'm about to prove it!" Right as she speaks, the Armored Kar comes round the corner. Applejack grins and pulls the Heavy Machine Gat from Hammerspace, readying the chamber and unloading her bullet swarm upon it. "YEEEEE-HAW!" (4 vs. 6-2) The Kar gets peppered with a few shots, before making a sharp turn, ducking behinds some brick buildings for cover. "Y'all finished already?"
"YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE REAL WHITE MAN." Swedish Chef declares this as he takes his Knife and Fork out, charging The Imperial Wizard to out-Caucasian in a duel to the death. (2 vs. 6) Too Much Time! But not enough time, as the Wizard rising into the air was not part of the Chef's plan at all. (3 vs. 1) The Wizard casts a spell, hitting the Swede dead center in the chest with a single lightning strike! The Chef falls to the ground as the sound of thunder emits from his position, a searing hole now in his shirt.
Mr. Tom lights a Firebomb, tossing it into Klan Mob 1! (2 vs. 4) The Molotov explodes about twenty feet from the nearest Klan member, starting a meager fire before dissipating. (1 vs. 2) Before he can face the unadulterated torture of dozens of angry white supremacists, Mr. Tom ducks into the town Post Office.
Al Capone swaggers forth, "Ey, I heards about yous and your lynchin', but I can proves to ya I can do it better." Al pursues the ever-popular pastime of throwing a Molotov Cocktail into a Mob of KKK. (4 vs. 2) This one manages to land farther in, and what do you know, incendiary weapons are great to use against tightly packed hordes of guys in loose, flammable clothing. Capone watches them burn, rubbing the underside of his chin with thumb as the heat radiates onto his body.
"Do you think that stick figure counts as a minority?" asks Pastamancer, wondering aloud on the matter of how the Klan would initial judge him, though it probably wouldn't be favorable after they realize he's set up a bunch of artillery aimed in their general direction.
Spaghetti Elemental is sent out for medical duty.
"What is this heresy? Judgement on color? There was a better people who held the symbols you hold today, and they also stood for something logical!" Altria Pendragon draws her blade and runs through the sea of enemies, effortlessly deflecting the blows as they are brought down upon her, as she seizes on the opportunity to attack a Klan Official. She sets upon the Kountry Hunter as he loads shells into his shotgun. (1 vs. 3) Caliburn whizzes through the air, aiming for the hunter's hands, but he backs up, leaving Altria off-balance as he aims the barrel down onto her. (2 vs. 4) He lets a blast loose and Altria ducks as a spread of bullets hits a wall behind her.
Gary Motherfucking Oak gives Altria Pendragon back-up by sending out Scyther! The flying Pokemon descends upon the Kountry Hunter, swiping at him with its large claws. (3 vs. 3) The hunter quickly aims at Scyther, who is forced to change flight direction to avoid a storm of lead that sails through the air. Kountry Hunter curses and loads more two shells into his gun.
"FIRE." Twilight Sparkle creates a giant ring of fire around the H.O.E.S.! It quickly dissipates due to the amount of magic required to maintain it, though not all is lost, as the ring of fire was able to catch the attention of someone!
Spoiler: And it burned, burned, burned; that ring of fire. (click to show/hide)
Johnny Cash appears!
(5 vs. 6)
Johnny Cash begins rocking out!
"Oh man, it's Johnny Cash!"
"Hell yeah, I love Johnny Cash!"
"Johnny, can I get an autograph?!"
The Man in Black curses and throws down his guitar as he realizes the KKK loves his music, unfortunately. He proceeds up to Twilight, putting a hand upon her head. "Next time, get them someone they won't like. Hendrix maybe? Or a rapper? Well, call me when I can actually ruin some fuckers day." He disappears as quickly as he had came.
Klan Mob #1 surrounds the Post Office containing Mr. Tom. "YOU GET OUT HERE OTHERWISE WE'LL TORCH THIS DAMN BUILDING BOY!" Tom makes no response, clutching a stick of dynamite right by him. (6 vs. 3) One of the Klansmen throws his torch into the building, causing the mob to erupt in cheers. Tom watches as the fire spreads, eating up the wooden environment. Taking his bets, he curses and runs for the emergency exit, as it looks devoid of the Klan. Just as he bursts through the door however, two of them are waiting for him, and they pincer him with their pitchforks; one lodged into his stomach while the other pierces through his hip. They retrieve their bloodied weapons and chortle, leaving Tom dying in a pool of his own blood.
Klan Mob #2 runs after Al Capone, not giving him a chance to fix another firebomb. After a bit, the mobsters gets out of breath, not having the greatest of all physiques. He turns around, duel-wielding both his Tommy Gun and AK47, a new signature style of his. (6 vs. 5) The Mob stops in their tracks and turns around, retreating, though not all of them are fast enough to get behind cover before Capone starts shooting, bullets flying through multiple Klanspeople. By the time his ammo runs dry, hundreds of more white-sheeted bodies lie beneath him. Capone puts his guns down, lighting a new cigarette.
Klan Assassin feels overcome with the poison, as he looks towards Dagoth Ur. How did the assassin know it was Ur poisoning him? Perhaps it was just intuition, as years of being a hardened killer had trained him to instinctively know who else was a killer. Maybe it was his perception and knowledge, like he recognized that only a man with Ur's mask could perform this feat. Or could have even been the fact that Ur was dancing around him, singing a song asking the assassin to get corrupted faster. Seeing it as the only way to stop the spell, the Assassin lunges for the anti-God. (4+1 vs. 1) Dagoth Ur feels a hand wrap around his shoulder as a sharpened dagger stabs in the stomach many times. A lot of times, many more than would be to kill a mortal man, prompting Dagoth Ur to shout, "STOP STABBING ME! JESUS. I GET IT! ENOUGH." The Assassin listens to Ur's plea, though not before smashing his mask with the blunt handle of the blade, leaving Dagoth on the floor, groaning and bleeding.
As Al Capone reloads his weapons, the Klan Stormtrooper #1 sets onto him, opening fire with his own Tommy Gun! (2 vs. 3) The bullets light up Al's fight, making him dance his way over to a tree where he can wait out the rest of the drum. When Al hears the Stormtrooper's gun click, he peeks out of the corner, returning the favor with a Tommy Gun attack. (2 vs. 1) A single bullet skims the Stormtrooper's torso before he dives to the ground, hiding beneath the following machine-gun flurry of shots. Capone stops shooting when he realizes he can't get a good shot on his target.
Klan Stormtrooper #2 raises his gun, aiming to shoot Applejack off her throne of crates. (2 vs. 1) He blasts at her, being an overall terrible shot, though he does clip her hoof. AJ cursed and looked at her injured limb, she'd need a manicure from Rarity to fix this up. (4 vs. 1) Fortunately, she still has the Machine Gat out, and so the Earth Pony fired back with a much heavier firearm. The Klan Stormtrooper runs for it, weaving through the bullets until one catches him in the lower back, and he falls to the ground. He crawls, dragging his gun with him to cover under the machine gun fire.
Kountry Hunter finishes with his weapon, and again tries to blast Altria Pendragon away with a barrel blast. (1 vs. 6) *Click* The hunter looks at its weapon in disbelief, as now was a pretty inopportune time to jam. (3 vs. 6) Altria slices at the gun, but the Kountry Hunter yanks it away, and assumes a new strategy as he begins running towards the houses for cover.
The Korrupt Kop ascends onto Twilight Sparkle. "The Klan finds you guilty! You're under arrest you ugly abomination!" He goes for the Handcuffs (6 vs. 5) and successfully gets them around her back legs, tying them together! The Kop shoves Twilight onto her back, preventing her from standing. "Stay where you are pony girl, unless you want a beatin'!"
The Armored Kar turns down the street, as it sees the Spaghetti Elemental soaring around, trying to locate a wounded companion. The Machinegun Turret is aimed at the pasta element. (4 vs. 3) The Elemental zooms away, but it gets hit several times, bits and pieces of pasta falling from its figure.
As the Pastamancer finishes his artillery set-up, Knight #1 leaps over a nearby fence, his horse whinnying. (6 vs. 4) Before the Pastamancer can conjure up a spell to retaliate, a Broadsword tears away at his left leg, dropping the Pastamancer to his fight. The Knight holds his sword in the air as victory over his wounded opponent.
The second Knight rides after the Swedish Chef! (5 vs. 3) As Swedish Chef stands back up and stares astoundingly at the levitating The Imperial Wizard, a giant lance crashes into his Right Arm, tearing a huge hole in it. The Chef is thrown to the ground, "FUCK! THAT'S ME COOKING ARM!"
Elite Kingston S.W.A.T. Team opens fire on Klan Stormtrooper #1! (3 vs. 4) His cover provides too good, and he actually manages to return fire! (6 vs. 4) His rain of high-caliber machinegun fire actually manages to take a few S.W.A.T. members out, as the bullets pierce their armor, sending them to the ground.
Automated Turret swivels around and fires upon Knight #2! (1 vs. 2) It manages to shoot near the Knight, but his swiftness on horseback is a bit too much. (4 vs. 1) The Knight stabs his Lance through the turret, and it makes a sad noise as it malfunctions, sparks flying from its internal computers.
Soldiers shoot at Klan Mob #2! (4 vs. 3) They're combined fire takes down a handful.
Spaghetti Elemental finds Dagoth Ur to be the most badly wounded. (4) It manages to stop the bleeding, at least the worst of it, for now.
The Imperial Wizard looks at the Swedish Chef disapprovingly. "Such fine Aryan blood wasted on a brute and imbecile. Maybe your bloodline is tainted, and it is my duty to remove those who are tainted from our race. Begone you false white, to the damnest of hells I send you!" (2 vs. 5) Suddenly charged up with energy, the chef rolls out of the way as a fiery rock slams itself into the ground where he once laid. (4 vs. 3) The Chef jumps up and delivers a flying uppercut! It simply catches the Wizard in the shoulder, but takes him by surprise.
The Imperial Wizard
Health: Shoulder Shroyuken'd
Spoiler: Ku Klux Klan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: H.O.E.S. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Friendly NPCs (click to show/hide)
Didn't expect to see this again, did ya'? Well, now you've got it.
There is a visible drop in quality from the beginning of this turn to the end, since I'm getting tired, but I really wanted to finish this. So now it's posted, and to many turns in the future!
Post by: Xantalos on May 18, 2014, 02:14:14 am
Don't fuck with this chef!
Throw a Bowie knife into the Wizard's groin! Then chefruyken him again.
Mr Tom knew he was dying. He could do little to stop the mob outside, even with his explosives. But there was another item he had, one that even he was afraid to use.
But now was the time.
He retrieved the disc from his quantum inventory and lifted it over his head, where he began gabbling the eldritch tongue used to summon the being which it depicted.
Ia! Ia! Carlos Mencia!
Mr. Tom: Summon the full force of Carlos Mencia upon the post office and the surrounding area. Mayo help those within its range.
Post by: Harry Baldman on May 18, 2014, 02:19:22 am
Take a Telepathic Power Nap to regain strength and also to take over Knight #2!
Post by: Tiruin on May 18, 2014, 02:26:48 am
Post by: SealyStar on May 18, 2014, 02:28:06 pm
"A flesh wounds, ey?"
Pull out the revolver and take aim at Stormtrooper #1.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on May 18, 2014, 09:59:24 pm
AJ hefts the Heavy Machine Gat and levels it on Klan Stormtrooper #2, walking forward toward him while blasting at him through his cover
Wow. Capone kicked some pretty good ass.((Nice, you did the Chicago Outfit proud))
"A flesh wounds, ey?"
Pull out the revolver and take aim at Stormtrooper #1.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 18, 2014, 10:12:48 pm
Pastamance is struck by shock, a lance, then even more shock.
Return fire, spaghetti spear the Knight, call the Elemental back for help.
"ELEMENTAL, I NEED YOU!"
Post by: TCM on May 21, 2014, 07:13:29 pm
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2014, 10:23:28 am
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by...
Post by: Tiruin on June 09, 2014, 10:29:45 am
With the combination of low enthusiasm and uneven scheduling, I believe it's finally time to put this game to rest. I've attempted to resuscitate it multiple times to the point where I'm (pun intended) beating a dead horse.._.
I think you mean the first note to those who...don't reply much?
*points at those who did reply*
They care. :<
Consider this game officially retired.:'(
^ My honest reaction to this.
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by...>_> <_<
Can I ask for a reserve?
Sad to see this go though.
Post by: Harry Baldman on June 09, 2014, 10:32:53 am
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by...
Ah! Will it have zaubers, perchance?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on June 09, 2014, 10:38:59 am
With the combination of low enthusiasm and uneven scheduling, I believe it's finally time to put this game to rest. I've attempted to resuscitate it multiple times to the point where I'm (pun intended) beating a dead horse. It's time to let nature take it's course, after all, it's been a few years already, and we've had a blast along the way, so what else matters? This started out as a joke game, and ended up being one of the longest RTDs on here with an unprecedented amount of class selection, that has to count for something. Consider this game officially retired.
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by...
Well, fucknuggets to the first part, but HOT DAMN to the second. You can count me in on that, despite my last endeavour in a game like this lasting...hm...two, three turns? Hopefully a new game will mean a new start and better luck.
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2014, 10:57:28 am
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by...
Ah! Will it have zaubers, perchance?
Perhaps.
@Ti: Sorry, I realize that a lot of you cared, and even those that didn't reply probably didn't have time, or even forgot. That's my fault for being a spotty GM. This is the only active RTD where I saw people on the waitlist for years. Stuff like that makes me too depressed to keep trying and ride something out that should have ended long ago.
Post by: GraveHaunter92 on June 09, 2014, 04:32:39 pm
With the combination of low enthusiasm and uneven scheduling, I believe it's finally time to put this game to rest. I've attempted to resuscitate it multiple times to the point where I'm (pun intended) beating a dead horse. It's time to let nature take it's course, after all, it's been a few years already, and we've had a blast along the way, so what else matters? This started out as a joke game, and ended up being one of the longest RTDs on here with an unprecedented amount of class selection, that has to count for something. Consider this game officially retired.
Kind of hard to believe I managed to survive till the end, as soon as I got the chance to come in I swore I'd be dead within the next 3 fights and back on the waiting list. It's sad to see it end, but it was a real fun ride while it lasted
Also,
On a happier note, I'll also take this time to make a new game that's completely different in rules, story, setting and characters, but it will have the same crazy non-sequitur madness essence, a kind of spiritual successor. Instead of a battle-based system, expect a much more open world quest. So if you enjoyed the spirit of this game, and additionally happen to enjoy any of the following: Basketball, Post-apocalypses, Mythology, Space Warlords or Otaku Satirization, stand by......are you running Roll to Dodge Charles Barkley?
Post by: IronyOwl on June 09, 2014, 05:19:20 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 09, 2014, 05:40:48 pm
Sad to see this go, but mayhaps it's for the best. Thanks for seeing us through!
Post by: Tiruin on June 09, 2014, 06:11:05 pm
@Ti: Sorry, I realize that a lot of you cared, and even those that didn't reply probably didn't have time, or even forgot. That's my fault for being a spotty GM. This is the only active RTD where I saw people on the waitlist for years. Stuff like that makes me too depressed to keep trying and ride something out that should have ended long ago.You're going to see a lot of replies now :P
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2014, 06:42:29 pm
Aw. Never followed this too closely, but it was nice to see something so wacky. The constant semi-historical shenanigans reminded me of Bowienauts of Freedom, which I also admired despite not actually reading. >_>
Thanks. If you're into reading about semi-historical/alt-history shenanigans, the spiritual sequel may be to your tastes.
Post by: lawastooshort on June 10, 2014, 01:23:04 am
Post by: Xantalos on June 10, 2014, 01:32:13 am
I am interested.Aw. Never followed this too closely, but it was nice to see something so wacky. The constant semi-historical shenanigans reminded me of Bowienauts of Freedom, which I also admired despite not actually reading. >_>
Thanks. If you're into reading about semi-historical/alt-history shenanigans, the spiritual sequel may be to your tastes.
...
Would the Viking of Stamford Bridge be acceptable?
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2014, 12:02:25 am