This is a minimalist RtD where you have to spend points to do things that are normally impossible.
Rules
Standard 1-6 rolling.
All players start with 3 points.
All players gain 1 point a turn.
Respawning is free.
Any other action that you could not reasonably do needs points to do, as detailed in the following spoiler.
1: An action that, while it involves no direct reality warping, is beyond your ability.
3: Direct reality warping that does not change the underlying laws of reality.
5: Alterations to underlying laws of reality.
You cannot manipulate points in any way other than spending them.
You cannot change these rules.
You are in a city. What do you do?
This game has been "rebooted" three times. The start of the first reboot is here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138993.msg5749362#msg5749362), the start of the second reboot is here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138993.msg6009974#msg6009974) and the start of the third reboot is here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138993.msg6186973#msg6186973).
Become the mayor.
[3] You gain some popular support, but elections are months away.
Create a time machine. Spend 3 points.
[4+2] You create a large portal through time. An assortment of horrors crawl through.Study ancient Magick, spend 2 points.
[6+2] In your studies, you wake slumbering gods. They are hostile to mortal life. Fortunately you learn how to channel their power.
Open a portal to an alternate universe that allows us to change the rules. 3 points(Technically allowed considering I am neither changing the rules nor the laws of physics. Just avoiding them.)
Loophole abuse is hereby punishable by summary execution. Respawn?
Point totals
Ethereal:4
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:2
The Froggy Ninja:4
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I go to radio shack and buy some basic electronics.
[4] You do so.
Gain super powers. Spend 3 points.
[3] You gain the ability to control jellyfish.Sidestep the horrors and jump into the portal.
[3] You get injured before entering the portal, which leads to an empty plain.
SIT AROUND
CONSUME NACHOS
[5] The nachos are delicious.SACRIFICE PEOPLE TO ARMOK
[6] You attract His gaze. Blood begins falling from the sky. Also the police are after you.Start a public inquiry to look into allegations that the mayor of the city (an opponent of Ethereal, most likely) accepted bribes from local criminal organizations. This inquiry would be led by me.
EDIT: Spend 2 points. One for the action to be doable, and one for a bonus.
If necessary to carry out the action, spend 3 points.
[1+1] Everyone dismisses the claims.Open my mind to the awakened ancient dark gods to become their prophet and harbinger of doom. Spend 3 points.
[4+2] You burst into a chitinous, building-sized horror, singing a song of worship from your many mouths.
Point totals
Ethereal:5
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:3
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:1
Spend 2 points to start a different public inquiry into claims that the current city government consists of drug dealers. This inquiry would be led by me, of course.
[1+1] You discover that they are not drug dealers.Dig a hole to China to escape the police.
learn to control elements!
You need to explicitly spend points. And those actions need points.
Make it the laws of gravity switch with anti gravity going on for one minute and gravity going on for two with a slight gap of anti-grav after one minute right before people hit the ground. 5 points.
[4] Gravity will flip next turn. At that point Earth will explode. Leaving everyone in space. One turn later gravity will flip again. Killing everyone except those protected. (Nunzillor will be unaffected because of being elsewhere in time, and Sarrak might survive.)Send jellyfish to blockade Australia.
[1] The jellyfish rebel against you.Perform first aid on myself as well as the most talented and knowledgable medical professional in the world. 2 points.
[5+2] You rebuild yourself as a cyborg.Destroy a minor city in the name of dark gods to test my powers!
[2 vs. 4] They fight you off.Enter game. Learn Kung Fu.
[4] You know kung fu.
Point totals
Ethereal:6
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:4
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:4
Grab a shovel and a pickaxe, Kung Fu dig my way down to the bedrock to hide from the gravity flipping. 1 point.
[3] You dig a shelter. Not that it will help much.Build an airtight force field capable of holding the whole city out of the electronics. 1 point.
[5] City bubbled, safe.Read a nice book.
[2] You can't find one.Evolve into an eldritch horror even more! Spend 2 points
[4+2] Your hide forms into crystals, each one showing insanity-inducing views of the gods. Your mind worms it's way into each mortal mind of this world and whispers godly praise to them. Your eyes start bending space to see more.Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!
[5] 10 dead by your hand.Get the jellyfish back in line.
Or, if the above action costs any points, go get a snack instead.
[5] They serve and obey.Out eldtrich Sarrak. 5 points.
[4+4] Your original form becomes an orb of bone and flesh, one of many throughout the city. Each one contains a tiny bit of your consciousness. Organs, blood vessels, bones, and muscle overrun the city, serving as the core of your form. The horrors in the city are bound to your will. Outside of the city, all life shifts to more resemble you, becoming something alien to their former forms. (Jellyfish are still jellyfish, however.) Thousands of your tentacles burst from seemingly nowhere near the city.Go to the nearest tavern and demand a quest.
[2] No one seems to be giving out quests.Look around me, and try to get a sense of when I am. Also, be on the lookout for more horrors.
"Anyone here? On behalf of cyborgs everywhere, I come in peace!"
[5] You seem to be about a century in the past. There is a small town nearby.
Gravity flips, Earth explodes, spacing (but not harming) Sarrak, not harming darkpaladin109, and [6] greatly aiding the jellyfish.
Point totals
Ethereal:7
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:5
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:1
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:4
Become mayor by gaining the favor of those I saved with my space bubble. Rename city Bubblaria
[6] You lead a rebellion to overthrow the current mayor and place you as the new one. It is a complete success. Besides some instability. City renamed.Wait.
[6] You wait. You wait for time to end, and it does. You wait for time to reform, and it does. You wait for now to come, and it does.Wander through space and attempt to find life.
[6] You find many worlds with life, but whenever you draw near they are corrupted and destroyed by your presence.Spend 2 points to eliminate the position of mayor from the city.
[1+2] You weaken the mayor to a figurehead.BROWSE INTERNET
[1] Because of recent highly destructive events the internet no longer exists.Look behind me. Is the portal still there?
Stroll into the town and ask the nearest individual to present me to their leader. If they don't speak English, try to determine what language they speak.
[5] They take you to the mayor.DALEKS WILL RULE. EXTERMINATE ALL OTHER LIFEFORMS.
[6] You attack darkpaladin109 from the inside. You manage to do some damage but get killed by some horrors. Respawn?Control jellyfish to combat the Eldritch horrors. In space.
[6 vs. 1] All the non-god non-player horrors are dead. Sarrak is [5 vs. 3] Badly injured, but was whisked away by his masters. The gods and darkpaladin109 easily defend against the attack.Reach deeper into consciousness of the remaining survivors, twist and bend it accordingly to the wishes of my masters.
[1] The mortals fight you out of their minds.
Gravity reverses again, [4] not impeding the jellyfish and killing all life on earth. (Bubblaria and Sarrak are unaffected.)
Point totals
Ethereal:8
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:6
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:2
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:5
I run Jack out of town and watch him asphyxiate. 1 point.
Refuse to leave town, and poke Froggy with a stick. 1 point.
Expend all points on running him out of town.
[5+2 vs. 1+1] The Froggy Ninja throws Jack out of Bubblaria. Respawn?
((Does that mean I'm dead too?))
If dead: Respawn
If not dead: Comtrol jellyfish to defend space from Any further Eldritch horror infestations.
No players died last turn. [1] The jellyfish don't seem to be fast enough to defend any large area of space.EXTERMINATE the horrors!
[3] You attack the horrors coming out of the portal. You don't do much damage.Ha! I'm not on Earth, I'm under it!
Dig my way out as the tunnel through the sediments has no doubt collapsed.
[5] You dig your way out of your miraculously surviving shelter."Greetings. Do not be frightened by my metal exterior, for I began life as a human and I come in peace. I have come from the future. In 100 years, an evil, evil man will tear the fabric of reality and change the law of gravity, ensuring the destruction of the earth. Together, my friend, we must unite the world and prevent this individual from ever being born. Will you join me, sir, and save the world from certain doom?"
Convince the mayor and thereby the town at large to join me on my quest. 1 point.
[4] They agree to help you.Ask gods what should I do to please them the most?
"Kill the jellyfish controller."Create some scouts out of space rock and send them to find life in my stead.
[3] They are hardly functional, and do not find any life.
Gravity flipping ceases to be tracked.
Point totals
Ethereal:9
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:7
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:7
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:6
Bide my time and attempt to reestablish stability in Bubblaria.
[2] Bubblaria remains unstable.Start with restricting jellyfish controller movements, making him flee far from gatherings of his so-called troops.
Send jellyfish to stop Sarrak from stopping me from controlling jellyfish.
[6 vs. 3] Sarrak implants a crippling fear of jellyfish in Beirus's mind.FORCEMERGE UNIVERSE WITH NICHIJOU, +3
6 points spent. [5+3] Over the next three turns, all of reality, with the exception of eldritch horrors, will be overwritten by Nichijou.Summon Cthulhu, punch him out. 3 points.
[4] Cthulhu summoned. [1 vs. 4+2] Cthulhu eats you.Gather power.
[3] You gain a little power.Summon Chocobo, ride him. 3 Points?
[5] You summon a bunch of loyal chocobos and ride one."You've made the right decision."
Glance around outside. Is this the same city I created the time machine in?
Yes.Respawn.
Done.EXTERMINATE portal! Then EXTERMINATE horrors!
[6] You blow up the portal, causing the bubble to be damaged, causing air to begin leaving Bubblaria.
[1] The breach in the bubble will empty out the air at the end of next turn.
Point totals
Ethereal:10
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:8
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:7
Ride off into the sunset!
[6] You ride into the bubble. It hurts.Respawn. Learn what the carp Nichijou is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nichijou (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nichijou)Respawn. Learn what the carp Nichijou is.
SIT BACK
ENJOY THIS PERSON
[4] You do that.Obtain powers greater than even the Gods or Old Ones, including immortality. Use all my points
[4+3] You ascend to greater godhood.Repair the device. +1
[5+1] You fix it to the point of nigh-invulnerability.Start a movement to impeach Froggy for the murder of some Jack fellow.
[3] Froggy is now a suspect in the case.Obtain wisdom.
[2] You feel foolish.EXTERMINATE portal! Then EXTERMINATE horrors!
[6] You blow up the portal, causing the bubble to be damaged, causing air to begin leaving Bubblaria.
[1] The breach in the bubble will empty out the air at the end of next turn.
Good. EXTERMINATion is good.
Unfortunately, the bubble is repaired.KILL THE UNBELIEVER! All points in. I'm two points short, but it still should prevent the worse outcome.
Help slay the threat.
[1+2+4+3 vs. 1+5] A massive rift is torn through Bubblaria as the gods attack Beirus. His counterattack kills a few gods as Sarrak arrives. With each of Sarrak's attacks a large backlash damages all sides. In the end, Beirus dies, most of the gods die, Bubblaria is mostly destroyed, and darkpaladin109 is [1+2] very heavily injured. (Because of the city being his core.)
[1] The remains of Earth become Nichijou Earth, overwriting Cthulhu out of existence.
Point totals
Ethereal:11
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:9
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:8
You know what? Dance with my chocobos!
[5] You dance very well.Investigate Froggy.
Clear my name saying that I did not kill him. I simply kicked him out of town for trying to destabilize our fair government and create inequality because Bublaria is about freedom honor and equality much like our older sibling country America! Also begin rebuilding efforts.
[5+2 vs. 6] The Froggy Ninja is put in jail because they practically confessed.((Ha. That was awesome. Also, did I kill the gods that gave Sarrak power?))
Respawn. Go get a sandwich.
Most of them. [5] You get a very good sandwich.Become a god, as apparently several openings for them just came to be. 4 points.
[1+1] You fail to ascend.Damn. Break the bubble. Humans must be EXTERMINATED.
[2] You can't find the generator.Obtain more power. Now, when my masters died, I need it even more!
[3] You absorb some of the power released in the fight.permanently turn into an Gelatinous cube. 3 points
[5] Cubed.Transform into my true form. 5 points.
[6+2] You shed your physical form, becoming an inherent part of reality, no more mutable than than gravity or the strong force. Bubblaria is now vulnerable to being overwritten.
[1] Bubblaria is overwritten by vacuum. Nichijou vacuum.
Point totals
Ethereal:12
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:10
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:1
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:1
Give Scotsmen the ability to travel through time but bind him to exterminate all usurpers to my rule as mayor past and future. 3 points
[5] Scotsmen can time travel and will get 1 extra turn each turn that must be used to guard your rule as mayor.Become a super-shoggoth. 5 Points just to be on the safe side.
[6+2] Your form shifts into a mass of slime that flows around all barriers. Including, but not limited to: walls, floors, forcefields, the surface of perfect, indestructible spheres, the laws of physics, and normal laws. Offer void if used against the rules laid out in the op.Give Scotsmen the ability to travel through time but bind him to exterminate all usurpers to my rule as mayor past and future.
Nobody wants your position. It's meaningless.
Join the local police force.
[5] Police joined.Recreate Bubblaria as a place where they worship only me.
[3] You recreate the bubble.Murder a bunch of mythical creatures and eat their hearts. Surely some of them will give me special powers? 2 points.
[4+2 vs. 5+2] You attack the gods, as they are the only such creatures around. They kill you. Respawn?Summon other Daleks. Create Dalek army. EXTERMINATE everything.
You need to explicitly spend points to use them. You can't summon daleks without points.Go watch a movie or some other mundane thing I'm just doing to build up points.
[2] You can't find anything to do.Become what kevak in that cheesistan rtd was before his power was removed by lyeos for the first time, three points
[1] You destroy your own soul. Respawn?Pray to the gods for guidance on how to prevent the destruction of Earth in 100 years. 3 Points.
[5+2] You wake them early. They advise letting them destroy the world now.tests my new form engulfing and digesting some normally inedible objects.
[6] You eat a gods dead body. You feel sick.Lay in waiting, saving power and looking for a right moment to end my slumber.
[6] You enter a deep sleep.
The rest of the universe is overwritten.
Point totals
Ethereal:13
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:11
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:2
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:2
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:2
poketwo:1
Go loiter in the designated loitering area.
[2] You can't find such an area.Tries to somehow learn the spell of cure sickness.
Such magic is not real."Uhh... Let's not do that, guys. How about instead..."
Whoops. Spend 2 points to convince them to join my army and prevent Earth's destruction.
[1+2] They agree not to destroy the world.RESPAWN, SLEEP
[3] You sleep uneasily.Reestablish Bublaria with myself as mayor again. 2 points.
[5+1] You rebuild Bubblaria better than ever, with buildings made from dead gods, fountains of screaming souls, and fleshy roads originating from the gods.
Elect someone who isn't Froggy.
[4] Froggy doesn't get elected.Collapse the entire game universe (spend 11 points)
Remake the Entire game universe into Warhammar 40, This earth into Elven Craftworld that somehow had humans on it which both hate elf and normal human(6 point,If i get 6 on dice the chaos god of warhammer stop existing )
Somehow I make Little darker and better
You don't have 6 points.Summon other Daleks. Create Dalek army. EXTERMINATE everything.
Very well. 5 points.
Extra turn thanks to TFN: EXTERMINATE JackAT, as he threatened TFN.
[5+2] You summon time war daleks. Hostile ones.Respawn. Use my Internet powers to edit DaveTheGrave's post
Collapse the entire game universe (spend 11 points)
into dubstep:
BASS DROP wubwubwub squeeeee wubwubwub sliiiiiiiide BASS DROP wubwub POWER CHORD
2 points.
2 points are not enough.Respawn. Use my Internet powers to edit DaveTheGrave's post
Collapse the entire game universe (spend 11 points)
into dubstep:
BASS DROP wubwubwub squeeeee wubwubwub sliiiiiiiide BASS DROP wubwub POWER CHORD
2 points.
EDIT ICY'S FACE INTO DUBSTEP, +3
6 points charged. [6+3] Icytea31 is now eternal dubstep, echoing throughout the universe.See the colorful dreams of the world to come. Perhaps too vivid and real dream. Create Dreamspace! Spend 3 points.
[4+2] You create Dreamspace. It has a vast number of spacial and temporal warps, and contains all dreams that have occurred while it existed.
Collapse the entire game universe (spend 11 points)
[4+8] The universe collapses and bounces back, killing most players. [3] Scotsmen dodges, but is maimed. darkpaladin109 survives. [3] Half of Lyeos flows around the cataclysm. Sarrak's mind is severed from the body, leaving him in dreamspace. Nunzillor is not at the same time. Icytea31, as dubsteb, survives. Everyone else: Respawn?
Point totalsEthereal:14
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:1
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:3
Scotsmen:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:2
Nosaneinme:4
Watch and anylise swirling patterns of Dreamspace. I might be its creator, but as it grows, it starts to inevitably slip from my comprehension... Prevent this!
[6] You get lost in the swirling distortions. You have no idea where or when you are. You do, however know how Dreamspace will/has evolve/evolved.Go back to the town. Make an announcement: "Before we start policing time, our first step will be to increase our manpower. I will visit the nearest town and bring them to our side. While I am doing this, be on the lookout for any temporal soldiers or assassins."
Get directions to the nearest town. If it is close by, walk there. Otherwise take one of those fancy new horseless carriages.
[2] You lose your way when going to the nearest town.MARRY OPRAH WINFRY, Spend starting 3 points
[4] You revive and marry her.Respawn. Go loiter in universe.
[2] You are incinerated in the fresh universe. Respawn?Open up eldtrich ice cream parlors all over Bubblaria.
Createa a SPACE eldtrich Ice Cream Parlor.
[4] You create it. There aren't any costumers, what with the universe's recent collapse.Annoy music purists everywhere.
They're all dead.(I not going to die because of actions of other players (especially the rocks fall everybody dies was pulled off by the player)
goes to an potion shop to buy an potion of extra healing (costs $25 at the moment) or (if the extra healings are out of stock) potion of full healing (costs $35 at the moment) with enough money to paid for the potion to cure my sickness.
Let's see how that defiance of mortality works out. [5] You're alive. I did not say that you felt deathly sick. No need to worry about that.Found New Bubblaria.
[4] You start the work on New Bubblaria. In a stable area of Dreamspace.DANCE
[2] You dance poorly.Run for mayor!
Every city has been destroyed in the universe's collapse.
Point totals
Ethereal:15
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:2
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:4
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:5
BFEL:1
get an job as trash destroyer (just insert rubbish into me (but nothing that's have an high PH))
[4] You find and get one.Set up New Bubblaria's government, based around a leaderless 9-person elected city council. No mayoral position.
EDIT: 4 points.
Set up New Bubblaria's government, based around a leaderless 9-person elected city council. No mayoral position.
2 points.
Challenge and make the point that were it not for mayors there would be no Bubblaria to rebuild. It was after all a mayor that saved the city from the gravitational anomaly that no one can prove was at all related to him. Two points.
[3+4 vs. 5+2] You fruitlessly argue about the what New Bubblaria's government should be.Spend all 3 of my points to get more points each turn.
By precedent established in turn 1, The Froggy Ninja's turn, loophole abuse is punishable by summary execution. Respawn?Respawn. Be productive.
Respawn. Be productive.
Impede action via an earworm. WUBWUB SQUEEE
[3-1] Beirus can't get anything done.Retrace my steps to the town I came from. Tell the person I got directions from that the fate of the entire universe rests on these directions. Ask them for better directions.
[1] You can't find your way back.2 points + Minor god power(I mean i have make life out nothing in small amount but that it)
You didn't give a action and you don't have that power.Good. Now learn things from the dreams in my vicinity.
[2] You learn that there aren't a lot of dreams at this point in Dreamspace.EXTERMINATE everything.
[3] You incinerate a rat nest. In the past.EVERYONE DO THE FLOP
[5] Everyone around you does the flop well.Try to steal ethereals points. (spend 2+ancient god power I studied)
Breaks the rules. You are struck by lightning. You burn to a crisp. Respawn?Try to steal ethereals points. (spend 2+ancient god power I studied)
STOP HE
Unneeded.Try to steal ethereals points. (spend 2+ancient god power I studied)
STOP HE
I came to win
If Dave would succeed in this action, use 4 points to stop Dave and if possible, grab Ethereal's points as well.
If it's against the rules for him to do so, branch out my parlor into New Bubblaria.
[5] The ice cream sells very well.
Point totalsEthereal:16
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:3
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:4
Nosaneinme:6
BFEL:2
Coolrune206:4
Respawn, wait for more points.
You get the point you always get.Mayor. Froggy. Make it happen. One point.
Make that leaderless 9-person council government, as the founder of New Bubblaria. 2 points.
[5+1 vs. 6+2] Jack creates the council.Branch my musical powers to genres beside dubstep. 3 points.
[5] You are now all kinds of music.Make a Golden Godzilla Statues appear.
[1] You accidentally split most gold. The atoms.Listen to dubstep instead of being productive.
[6] You lose yourself in the dubstep.Do my new job which engulfing and digesting rubbish.
[4] You do so.Meditate to sort out everything here. 3 points.
[4+2] You learn all things that have, will, or are in Dreamspace. It's hard to keep track of it all.Cover Bubblaria with my shoggothy-goodness!
[5] New Bubblaria covered.Have Oprah interview the Bubblaria Mayoral/General Election Candidates. Including the Shoggoth.
[6] They all reveal something compromising. Accidentally.
Point totals
Ethereal:17
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:4
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:6
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:7
BFEL:3
Coolrune206:5
Bide my time. Buy saltwater. Three hundred gallons of salt water.
[6] You buy a saltwater lake.Devour Oprah and her camera crew.
[2+2 vs. 4] You eat most of the camera crew.Find my way back to the town I came from using superhuman navigational skills. 2 Points.
[6+2] You create a makeshift glider, then burn the surrounding area to the ground to get updrafts. You glide to the town without incident.Go on a spiritual journey to find my self in the dubstep. Or, if that costs point, just loiter in the dubstep.
[2] You find that you are not in the dubstep..2 points + Minor god power(I mean i have make life out nothing in small amount but that it)
I gain Minor god + point 3
(Much Clearly I change number to 3)
[2] You fail to gain any such powers.If necessary, reincarnate, then collect the members of Disaster Area (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_Area_%28fictional_band%29#Hotblack_Desiato) to form up and hold a concert. 3 points if reincarnation is necessary, 1 point otherwise.
[5] You assemble Disaster Area and they will hold a concert at the end of the turn. 3 points charged.Summon an floating eye to eat to get Telepathy. 1 point
1 point is insufficient.Become a vital part of Bubblaria council.
[3] You gain a spot on the council.Combine atoms of gold with atoms of water.
[2] I am disappointed by your failure.Combine atoms of gold with atoms of water.
SLAP THIS FOOL
[1] You are driven to insanity by that fool's form.
Disaster Area holds a concert. [3] It deafens everyone in Dreamspace except IcyTea31.
Point totalsEthereal:18
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:5
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:1
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:6
Nosaneinme:5
BFEL:4
Coolrune206:6
Combine atoms of gold with atoms of hydrogen.
[6] You combine them, 5 hydrogen atoms to 1 gold atom. You are showered in particles as the polonium decays. You are unharmed.Do the flop all over everything.
[2] You flow out of this time.Forget the other town, these guys are good enough.
First, make an announcement that all able-bodied adults should gather in the courtyard. Then, create a time portal that transports anyone who enters it to just before the point that that gravity was flipped and the world was destroyed. 3 points.
[3] You create a unreliable time portal. Anything that passes through will go to a random time.You remember that godhood power thing I did a few turns ago? Do it again as a 5 point action to also make death not apply to me anymore ever. Spend all 8 points.
[3+3] You are now a unkillable greater god. Your immortality does not make you, in any way invincible. So don't go showing it off.Begin pumping the salt water into large tanks near the center of Bubblaria
[2] You don't have any tanks.Ask Disaster Area for an encore.
[2] They refuse.Summon an floating eye to eat to get Telepathy. 2 points
You need to use three points to summon anything.Even eldritch bodiless horrors hate loud music... Recover my absolute hearing!
[3] You regain a little hearing.Use the salt water tanks of New Bubblaria in the construction of a water purification centre.
[4] You just build one with the tanks Froggy doesn't have.
Point totalsEthereal:18
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:6
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:8
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:2
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:6
BFEL:5
Coolrune206:7
Give myself a giant bowler hat to wear in top of my shoggothy head. Three points.
[6+2] You create a nuclear-armed giant bowler hat.Buy some tanks. Pump. Give some to Jack.
[4] Done.Place Froggy on the New Bubblaria Council.
Froggy gets a position as an assistant to a councilor.((Since I became a greater god, what actions still cost points? Is smiting a fool a free action? Not that I'm gonna do it now, but it may come up later down the road if the universe keeps getting destroyed.))
Watch things unfold.
You watch.2 points + Minor god power(I mean i have make life out nothing in small amount but that it)
I gain Minor god power by point 3
(Much Clearly I change number to 3)
Do this again but this Time all with all four points
[6+1] You gain the ability to create life out of nothing, and your presence causes life to grow faster.Get rid of that portal, then try making one that pulls people back to right before the world was destroyed. 3 points.
[6] You build a time portal that can connect to any other time portal at any time in any timeline. The gods take notice.Ask Disaster Area for an encore very politely.
[6] They do so immediately. Permanently deafening you and [3] re-deafening Sarrak.Summon an floating eye to eat to get Telepathy. 3 points
[1] You accidentally summon yourself to a temple. The priestess of Moloch intones: "Pilgrim, you enter a sacred place!" You have a strange forbidding feeling...Use Dreamspace to learn about ways of living beings. It was so long that I almost forgot how they exist in the first place...
[1] You "find" that they don't. Exist, that is.Shake my moneymaker
[3] You shake a printer.Combine random atoms together.
[6] You cause a massive nuclear explosion.
[1] The gods in the past attempt to twist some life into their image. They destroy that life instead.
Point totalsEthereal:19
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:7
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:9
Jack A T:8
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:6
poketwo:8
Nosaneinme:3
BFEL:6
Coolrune206:8
Those sons of carps. Shoot the members of Disaster Area one at a time, first at nonvital organs, slowly advancing to deadlier shots. Make them suffer.
Make Disaster Area invincible. Use 3 points.
[3] darkpaladin109 makes Disaster Area far more durable. [6 vs. 5+2] Disaster Area disarms IcyTes31.Demand mayoral status with the threat of separating the chlorine from the salt water leaving water and sodium and blowing up the bubble generator. Do this if they deny me or I am smote.
[5] They make you mayor.Get me some followers.
[5] You become worshiped by the vast majority of beings.Phew okay!
Rally the townspeople. "You have begun your life as men and women, now end them as heroes!" Go into the portal to just before the world was destroyed, hopefully with the townspeople following.
[5] You and the townspeople arrive 1 turn before The Froggy Ninja alters gravity.Convince people that I'm a giant hat-wearing octopus.
[3] People think you are a giant hat-wearing blob.Argh! My hearing! Wait, why I need hearing in the first place? Abolish concept of it from my existance. Spend a whooping 1 point on this.
[4] You no longer detect sound in any way.peek at what's outside of the temple.
[6] A horde of wraiths that is now swarming into the temple. Also a cavern.
[4] In the past, the gods twist some wildlife into horrors.
Point totalsEthereal:20
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:8
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:9
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:9
Nosaneinme:4
BFEL:7
Coolrune206:9
Open an ice cream parlor. One point for luck.
[2+1] You buy the building, but don't have ice cream.Level up time. :)
retreat to an choke point so that only one wraith can attack me at an time and engulf them to level up X amount of times.
Decree that leveling up may only happen if one does an incredibly elaborate ritual involving tofu, excotic dancing, stockpiles of weaponry, tea and ice cream. Spend however many points are necesarry on that.
5 points charged to darkpaladin109 [3] Without the ritual, leveling up has a 50 percent chance of failing. Gelatinous cubes can't engulf creatures. [2 vs. 5+1] The wraiths drain all of Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER's levels. DYWYPI? Also, respawn? [1d8 6] You leave a bones file.((Now I have followers, yay. In this timeline. Which means any changes to the timeline may result in losing my followers. Which means a smiting may be in order if anybody would threaten the existence of my followers.))
Decree a temple be built by my followers. Smite Nunzillor. Messing with time never helped anybody without screwing over everyone else. +3 point bonus.
[2+5+3 vs. 3+2] You strike Nunzillor down with meteors, damaging a good part of the city.Get to work building a dimensional portal from which we will stage a assault on our less screwed up version. 5 points
[3+2] You build a portal that can lead to any dimension.Kill the past version of The Froggy Ninja with the help of the townspeople! For the good of all! Then, escape back to the past: who knows how time may punish us for changing history? 2 points.
You are dead. Respawn?MAKE COMMUNISM THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, 7 points
[4+4] Communism is now universally loved.Pull out my +9 Flaming Nodachi of Musical Band Slaying. Quarter Disaster Area. 3 points.
[1] You pull out a +9 Flaming Nodachi of Music Slaying and drop it into Disaster Area's possession. [1 vs. 3+2+9+2] Disaster Area easily kills you with the +9 Flaming Nodachi of Music Slaying. Respawn?Create life in Dreamspace! 4 points
[6+4] You create a infinite horde of all-consuming monstrosities. They take up all of Dreamspace except a few bubbles of not-overrun space. None of that was hyperbole.With newfound godlike power I make smart thing(You decide what Think life form because i am bankrupt of ideas) spend two points
[5+2] You create a bunch of hive minds in the infinite horde.
[2] In the past, the gods fail to organize the horrors.
Point totalsEthereal:21
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:9
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:10
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:2
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:3
BFEL:8
Coolrune206:10
Enlarge the portal and launch the city through it to replace the alt universe version. 6 points.
[1+3] New Bubblaria takes the place of playerless Bubblaria.Show my children path to the material world. It must be satisfactory to watch. 1 point because I fear the worst outcome.
[2+1] You find that the path to the material world is small and your creations can't fit through. But they know where it is. A few trillion do, at least.Respawn. Recruit people for a communist revolution.
[2] You can't find anyone who wants to join a revolution.Peddle eldtrich drugs.
[5] You sell lots of drugs and make lots of money.Summon the stealthiest of all predators, the Fearsome Blowjob Ninja!!!!!(8 points)
[2+5] You summon a bunch of them. They are eaten by some of the infinite horde.Spend Two Point Make Sure that Don't have hive mind and had freewill interstead
And I make know That i have make put into exist
"Antntin(My word for ant-people) I am your maker"
You can't reshape life, only create it. Unless you spend three points for a direct reality-warp.Respawn! Take a look at where I end up.
[3] Fairly nice place. Surrounded on all sides by a endless horde of monstrosities. But that's normal for Dreamspace right now.Get ice cream.
[1] You are banned from possession of ice cream.Decree that my followers build a temple in my honor.
[6] They do so, and ask for everything in the temple to be blessed. By you personally.
Gelatinous cubes can't engulf creatures.
Then please explain why because in most media that Gelatinous cubes appear in can engulf and digest creatures such as wraiths. (and do not respond with ''but you can't because it's Nethack" because it special pleading) (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special_pleading). it really makes no logical sense that an Gelatinous cube can engulf items but not other creatures. if you can't think of an good non-fallacious reason why I could not engulf the wraiths ,then reroll for my previous post
Otherwise, yes for DYWYPI and Respawn and look around.
I redact the statement of gelatinous cubes being unable to engulf creatures, but I will not reroll, and in all non-nethack media containing wraiths I know of they are incorporeal, and as such would have easily killed you. You had nothing of note. [4] You respawn in New Bubblaria.
[2] In the past, the gods continue to fail to lead the horrors through the portal.
Point totalsEthereal:22
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:10
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:11
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:9
poketwo:4
Nosaneinme:4
BFEL:1
Coolrune206:11
Erase the word "mayor" and its associated position from existence.
5 points.
[2+2] Done.Hum a tune.
[1] You hum very poorly.Wait and observe. The next step would require a bit more power...
[2] You wait.Go bless everything in the temple. +1 point.
[5+1] You bless everything in the temple, causing them to glow with a bright light.
Spend Two Point Make Sure that Don't have hive mind and had freewill interstead
And I make know That i have make put into exist
"Antntin(My word for ant-people) I am your maker"
You can't reshape life, only create it. Unless you spend three points for a direct reality-warp.
Then do again with 3 points
[5] You split the hive minds. They seem to adore you.Do all within my power as mayor to keep the planet form getting destroyed. Again.
You are no longer the mayor, and there are no know threats to the world. Other than players.Did ALL my BJ ninja get eaten? And wth ate them? I saw no actions that would suggest an "infinite horde" of anything.
I WANT TO MAKE MY ENEMIES SUFFER THE TERRIBLE FATE OF INOPERTUNE STEALTHY BLOWJOBS THEY DON'T REALIZE ARE HAPPENING UNTIL ITS TOO LATE AND THEY HAVE CUM IN THEIR PANTS.
This is when the infinite horde is created.Create life in Dreamspace! 4 points
[6+4] You create a infinite horde of all-consuming monstrosities. They take up all of Dreamspace except a few bubbles of not-overrun space. None of that was hyperbole.
All of them got eaten.Dreamspace, eh? Take a nap.
[3] You sleep uneasily, dreaming of unending swarms of monstrosities.Start a communist revolution alone, then. Walk up to Wall Street with an assault rifle and gun down those capitalist pigs! Spend 2 points for temporary invincibility. (3 points if 2 is not enough.)
As for the debate about gelatinous cubes engulfing, don't forget that outside of Nethack, wraith-eating doesn't increase your level, so if we leave out the part that gelatinous cubes can't engulf, why not that part too? Secondly, Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER rolled poorly and didn't spend any points to warp the rules.
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any post from me during that time.
3 points spent. [1] You gain temporary weakness. [6-2 vs. 2+1] You somehow kill a lot of capitalist pigs.Double the points of all players via wise investing and banking.
[Points=Currency=Invest->!!SCIENCE!!= PROFIT]
Nope. You are attacked and eaten by a ghost gelatinous cube. Respawn?Work at an amusement park! Surely a benevolent, hat-wearing shoggoth will attract customers!
[2] You don't get hired.Double the points of all players via wise investing and banking.
[Points=Currency=Invest->!!SCIENCE!!= PROFIT]
Engulf and digest the rule breaker?
buy an Halberd (an type of polearm). 2 points for luck
[4+2] You buy a halberd that, when used, causes the fight it is used in to have equal bonuses for all sides.
[1] In the past, the horrors rebel against the gods and [2+3 vs. 4+1] slay some of their number.
Point totalsEthereal:23
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:11
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:11
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:1
Lyeos:9
Scotsmen:16
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:2
BFEL:2
Coolrune206:12
Play basketball?
[3] You play it poorly.Respawn as 15 points for each player.
There is no way this can go wrong- !!SCIENCE!! is NEVER wrong.
You fail.Attempt to take complete control of the universe that has rebounded since I last destroyed it (spend all points + ancient god power)
FUCK THIS GUY OVER WITH ALL POINTS ALSO
i suggest that people assist this action
assist and spend as many points necesarry to stop Dave.
Assist! Smite Dave!
((Hey, do my smite bonus and darkpaladin's smite bonus combine? Also, gonna go cancel my previous action.))
Build a laser defense turret and SHOOT DAVE IN THE FACE! All points.
[3+1] The Froggy Ninja builds a laser defense turret. [3 vs. 2+11+4+5+2] DaveTheGrave has been cursed. The curses effects are as follows: complete immunity to all direct effects of actions that cost points, inability to spend points, immunity to magic, and always rising from the dead when killed in some form. The curse will be lifted if all of those who laid it are dead at the same time. (LordSlowpoke, darkpaladin109, Beirus, and The Froggy Ninja)
Ascend to godhood.
You need to say that you are spending points in some way to spend them.Spend 2 points,I say to therm"I am your lord, i want to make Underground city with ,Industrial,Commercial,residential and Roads"
Fuff:See my ant make city
[3+2] City built.Since I am asleep and dreaming in dreamspace, I have clearly entered meta-dreamspace. In meta-dreamspace, use lucid dreaming to change self into a powerful monstrosity of my own.
[4] Your dream form is now a powerful thing. You're in normal Dreamspace. Meta-Dreamspace does not exist.
[3+3 vs. 1+2] In the past, the gods kill all the horrors they created.
Point totalsEthereal:24
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:12
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:8
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:2
Lyeos:10
Scotsmen:17
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:9
poketwo:6
Nosaneinme:1
BFEL:3
Coolrune206:13
Become the next Michael Jordan, except as a shoggoth. Five. Points.
[3+5] You now automatically win any basketball game you play in.((Is Dave immune to smiting? It isn't magic, it's god power. Also, that curse will never be lifted.))
Go drink some tea.
[1] Any tea that gets close to you is destroyed by your presence.((How powerful is Dave without points?))
Shoot at incoming threats to the city that is no longer mine.
[3] You fire through the portal that got you here, killing some of the monstrosities.((So I should just trap him in an inescapable cage that could only be escaped by using at least 3 points? ))
That would work. But lifting the curse could be done with only 5 points. There's a loophole. Of course, that would need someone to help him.Wait for more points
Done.Ascend to godhood, spending 5 points.
[3+2] You are a god now.Test the BUC of the Halberd are the closet altar.
[1] You find an altar. It doesn't flash when it hits the altar.acquire nuclear explosives without getting caught. 2points, 1 for action, 1 for bonus.
[1+1] You fail to find where nukes are kept.Challenge the leader of the monstrosities to a duel, and win. 4 points.
[1+4+2 vs. 2+2] You defeat Sarrak in a duel. Both you and him survive.Punch Ethereal in the face to establish superiority.
[5 vs. 4] After a long fight, you punch Ethereal in the face.
Point totalsEthereal:25
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:13
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:18
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:10
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:2
BFEL:4
Coolrune206:14
BlitzDungeoneer:2
Sergarr:4
((You haven't written what my point total is.))
Make myself coffee.
[3] You make bad coffee.Get sponsors because I'm now an amazing basketball playing shoggoth.
[1] People accuse you of cheating, and try to get you banned from playing basketball. [5] They are quickly dismissed.Harass monkeys.
[6] The monkeys start plotting to kill you. They can't do it, but it's irritating.((You haven't written what my point total is.))
Build a punching machine, place it near Ethereal to punch him in the face repeatedly.
[3] The punching machine needs to be manually operated.Go get some coffee
[5] You create the best coffee possible.Party.
[2] No one seems to want to party.((Whoops, had no idea that was a pc))
As the new leader of the monstrosities, command them to rip spacetime, opening portals to the real world.
They can't do that.the Halberd is uncursed if the altar didn't flash, but I should read an scroll of identify (buy it if necessary). 1 point for luck.
[1+1] No scrolls of identify are nearby.KILL ALL THE ABOMINATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1] You miss the portal, and the power bill for your laser is huge.
Point totalsEthereal:26
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:14
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:8
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:19
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:11
poketwo:8
Nosaneinme:3
BFEL:5
Coolrune206:15
BlitzDungeoneer:3
Sergarr:5
Agree that it would be unfair for me to continue playing basketball due to being so skilled and thus retire.
[3] You retire, but it is quite likely that you will be called upon to play again if the Bubblaria team fails.Invade Australia and claim it for me.
You don't have enough forces to do so.Force people to want to party.
[1] People now hate parties.Create a safe nuclear fusion reactor for my laser and the city as a whole.
You don't know how.go to the local scroll shop, it's has having an end of finscal (I misspelled it okay) year sale. they should have lot of cheap scroll of identify. 2 points for luck.
I noticed that the points regens faster than normal.
Points shouldn't regenerate faster. [5+1] You buy the id scrolls, as well as a whole lot of junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn.Market the best coffee ever by creating coffee shops that can also serve as places of worship for my followers.
[1] The bast coffee seems to need direct divine intervention in every part of making it.Rip spacetime, creating portals to the real world. 4 points?
[4+1] You open controlled portals to the material world, at a time when it isn't completely hostile to life.Make it so punching machines do not need manual operators and also can replicate themselves using air and water. 5 points.
[2] Your alteration to reality fails.Drink the coffee. 1 point for bonus.
[2+1] It is bad coffee. At least it didn't poison you or anything.
Point totals
Ethereal:27
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:15
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:9
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:6
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:20
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:10
poketwo:9
Nosaneinme:4
BFEL:6
Coolrune206:16
BlitzDungeoneer:3
Sergarr:1
Spacefaye:4
Find some gorrilas and outfit them with guns and ammunition and such. Force them to go to war against the monkeys,
[5] The gorillas are armed with a wide assortment of weapons and armor, formed from your power and as such being almost as powerful as non-magical weapons get.((How exactly would it transform into bad coffee, after being 'the best coffee in the world?))
Make Excalibur from Soul Eater. 3 points for action.
[1] You gain Soul Eater. In your lungs. Respawn?Go get a cheeseburger.
[3] You go to Bubblaria and buy a cheeseburger. It's not healthy. Not that it can harm you at all.Become the world's only shoggoth actor. Five points.
[2+5] You become a actor, and are swamped with requests, demands, and thinly veiled threats asking you to play in movies.Set up to defend against the inevitable SWAT team, shout communist slogans while doing so.
[2] You're too busy shouting your need for a slogan to fortify.read the scroll of identity to idenfity the Halberd.
[2] C - a cursed +0 halberd of even fights.MORE PARTY
[5] You cause a overwhelming urge to party among mortals.Start creating an outpost in the real world for monstrosities. 1 point.
[1+1] Your workers keep getting distracted by food. Such as the ground.
Point totals
Ethereal:28
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:16
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:10
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:21
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:11
poketwo:10
Nosaneinme:5
BFEL:7
Coolrune206:17
BlitzDungeoneer:1
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:5
Use my four points to help permanently shut down Scotsmen!
Great. Enough partying. Use divine powers to build and populate a set of cities for Bubblaria to trade with.
2 points, unless 3 is the number needed.
EDIT: Spend all but 1 point on smiting Scotsmen.
Go get some fries
((Edit: "What're you doing now, Beirus?" "Same thing I do every 2 turns, Pinky. Smite some jerk who's trying to destroy the world."))
Smite Scotsmen. +7 points.
EXTERMINATE EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. 20 points.
why yes killing me would lift dave's curse and i cannot allow this
SMITE SCOTSMAN +5
EXTERMINATE EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE. 20 points.
Everything in the whole univetse? But that includes communism! Steal the halberd from Roc and use it against Scotsmen. 3 points.
SMITE SCOTSMEN WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
10 points
Jack A T spends 6 points. [5+3] IcyTea31 steals the halberd of even fights, and [6+2] gets thrown at Scotsmen at 0.2 c by the gods. [2+2+20 vs 1+4+18] Scotsmen is badly wounded by IcyTea31's collision with the planet he's on. Neither the halberd or IcyTea31 survive. Then, the rest of the forces opposing Scotsmen attack. [6+46(2+4+3+6+5+7+5+4+10) vs. 4+20+2-2] Scotsmen is dead, and unable to respawn. However, he can rise as a ghost or spend points to revive himself. [5] He rises as an unbound ghost.Appear in Bubblaria. Spend all 3 points towards getting more points per round.
You joined this game a while ago. You are executed for loophole abuse. Respawn?
Create a safe nuclear fusion reactor for my laser and the city as a whole.
5 points
[3+4] It collects air, fuses it down to iron, and vents excess energy via a plasma cannon. That plasma cannon is high-radiation and can't be turned off without turning off the entire reactor or using all the power it outputs.Command the monstrosities to hold off on the ground. After all, it's a peaceful outpost: we're here, we're unfathomable monstrosities from a parallel dimension, get used to it! If they are hungry, they can just go back to dreamspace and grab a dreamburger or something. Request that any monstrosities that don't go grab a snack continue working, building with dreammaterials, naturally.
[1] They ignore you, and eat what work you have already done.Somehow uncurse the halberd of even fights. 1 point.
It gets stolen by IcyTea31 before you can uncurse it.
Point totalsEthereal:29
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:17
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:1
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:1
Scotsmen:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:12
poketwo:11
Nosaneinme:6
BFEL:8
Coolrune206:18
BlitzDungeoneer:2
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:6
Go back to acting.
[1] You find that a law has been passed that forbids any nonhuman from acting.Make a punching machine dispense punches at unlimited range. 3 points.
[3] It only has a range of a few hundred kilometers.Haunt Lyeos as he is acting. Become Phantom of the Opera.
[4] You haunt Lyeos.Respawn. Found a religion.
[5] Your religion is quite popular.Shoot into the portal. Everything in that universe must be destroyed.
[6] You anger the monstrosities. You will need to keep firing on the portal unless you get some other way of holding them off.Shoot into the portal. Everything in that universe must be destroyed.
((Which universe is that? If it's the one with my followers and temple in it, we gonna have a problem.))
See if I can make some of my followers into Paladins or some other form of divine-magic fueled warriors. +1
[4+1] You bless some of your loyal followers with potent weapons, armor of equal quality, the skill to use those, and the ability to channel your power.Use divine powers to build and populate a set of cities for Bubblaria to trade with.
2 points.
[4+2] The cities believe you to be a false god, and as such dislike Bubblaria.CREATE THE ULTIMATE SWORD, THAT CAN DO ANYTHING FLAWLESSLY EXCEPT ANYTHING THAT BREAKS THE GM'S RULES, ALL POINTS
11 points spent. [6+8] You create a nigh-omnipotent sword. It is sapient, free willed, and not in any mood to help you.buy blessed Halberd. 4 points for luck.
[4+3] You buy a halberd that can only be wielded by those blessed by a god to be able to wield it.Wait, I joined already?
Oh, yeah, I did.
Respawn in Bubblaria. Spend 18 points to getting more points per turn.
Nothing will get you more than 1 point per turn.Give gorrilas some bananas.
[4] Done.Try to calm everyone down and have them get back to work. 2 points.
[1+2] They start working again, but most of them go back through the portal.
Point totalsEthereal:30
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:18
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:2
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:9
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:9
poketwo:1
Nosaneinme:7
BFEL:9
Coolrune206:19
BlitzDungeoneer:3
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:7
Murder Lyeos. Then possess his body. 3 points.
Counter this with a combination of praying and two points.
Murder Lyeos. Then possess his body. 3 points.
Use punching machine to punch Scotsmen off the Earth. 1 point.
[6+2+2+1 vs. 4+3] Scotsmen is struck by divine lightning, and then punched into space.PEW PEW
You keep your weapons aiming into the portal. You will never kill all the monstrosities if you continue to kill a finite number of them each turn.Go get some fries.
[4] You create some fries.
Gradually add to the religion's doctrine, so that followers must eventually tithe their entire wealth to me. 1 point to avoid suspicion.
[5+1] They give you everything they have. Including their own body parts.Create a massively successful company that creates anything and everything. Ensure it is vital to the survival of Bubblaria. 7 points.
[5+6] It quickly grows beyond your control, and the new leadership seems to think they are more powerful then anything else.Oversee the construction. Make sure that the architecture is friendly and inviting.
[2] It's rather unsuitable for humans and the like to live in.Train a Bubblarian militia to defend the city.
[6] You train a very warlike militia.Make awesome coffee.
[1] You make a potent poison that smells and looks like coffee.Find out how to get an favor from the gods.
Asking one of them for a favor is a good starting point. (darkpaladin109, Beirus, and Jack A T are gods.)
Point totalsEthereal:31
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:19
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:10
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:1
Scotsmen:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:10
poketwo:2
Nosaneinme:8
BFEL:10
Coolrune206:13
BlitzDungeoneer:4
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:8
Grant Roc my favor.
Also give him SHARP BONES and make him look eldtrich, but humanoid.
Favor granted. [2] You fail to warp Roc.Go get some pie.
[6] You bind a shard of your divine essence into a pie. Your divine essence grows back quickly. The pie will have magical effects if a mortal eats it.Go into hiding.
[2] The media keeps close track of you.In an unthinkable twist of space, time and other dimensions, I shape myself into an eldritch god of Thoughts. 10 points.
[3+7] You ascend to the status of god of thoughts. You have near-complete control over mortal minds (+2 bonus to manipulating them.) but your other divine powers are weak, and you lack a physical form altogether.Become the god of death, murder and rainbows. 5 points.
[2+2] Godhood gained.PEW PEW
You leave the weapons aimed at the portal. You don't need to keep them aimed manually.Appoint Froggy as head of the Bubblaria Militia.
[6] Froggy gains complete control over the militia.Assert my position as the head of the company. Use however many points it takes to get a perfect 5 or 6. If this is not able to be done, then spend 4 points.
4 points spent. [3+4] You regain the position of head of the company, but most of the former leadership is still high up in it.Grant Roc my favor.
Also give him tentacles and make him look eldtrich, but humanoid.
why tentacles?
Sit around.
[3] You sit on a sidewalk. It's not very comfortable.
Point totalsEthereal:32
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:20
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:1
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:11
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:9
BFEL:11
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:5
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:9
Feed the pie to my greatest Paladin/holy warrior guy. +3 to make sure I pick a good one.
[4+3] He ascends to lesser godhood, and he is bound to your life. If he dies, you will be weakened. If you die, he will die with you.Announce pay raises for everyone, especially the high-ranking officials! Make them love me! Then make the whole city of Bubblaria love me! Use 3 extra points.
[5+3] You raise the wages so much that you are no longer making a profit.Sing the original Pokémon theme song on a street corner.
[3] You sing it, with some parts changed because of not remembering them.Try and make the reactor safer. 2 points.
[3+2] You make the plasma cannon safe to use, and possible to turn off without turning off the entire reactor.That's okay, just instruct them to pain the structures warm, inviting colors.
[5] The base is finished, and quite nice-looking.((Wait, how did they punch a ghost?))
Return to Bubblaria. Haunt someone.
By spending a point. [2] You spend a few hours going towards the planet. You're still not there.find out how many points will it take to get the nigh-omnipotent sword in the mood to help me
No amount of points will suffice.Create a rainbow that dooms anyone gazing it to be brutally murdered within the next week.
[5] You do so, it won't work on gods or the magically protected, however.Use divine power to enforce antitrust legislation to break Coolrune's company apart into separate smaller pieces that still meet Bubblaria's needs.
2 points.
[2+2] Company split, but still going down unless wages are lowered.Warp Roc again.
[5] You warp Roc into a boney, humanoid horror.Play the Atari 2600 port of Pac man.
[3] You do so for a few minutes before throwing it against the ground in rage.Creep into minds of mortals that control portal to the real world. Persuade them that their resistanse is futile and that they must greet my children with open minds instead.
[3+2] Weapons are no longer firing into the portal. Your children go through the portal.
Point totalsEthereal:33
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:21
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:2
Lyeos:3
Scotsmen:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:12
poketwo:4
Nosaneinme:10
BFEL:12
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:6
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:10
Place MurderBowsTM everywhere I can reach.
[2] You fail.Make Pokemon real.+1.
((Wait, is that covered by my greater God powers, or does it require points?))
[2+1] You greatly increase the presence of pokemon in dreams, causing a few to become real in Dreamspace.Search the ground for lucky pennies.
[2] You do not find any coinage.Increase the size of my business so that I make a bigger profit... somehow. Use as many points as I need to get this done with +2 to it. :)
2 points spent. [2+2] You grow your fragment of the business and make it profitable.Close the portal. 3 points
Close the portal. 3 points
Actively disrupt his thought process while he tries to do that.
[5-1-2]Froggy keeps getting distracted by Sarrak, and fails to close the portal.
Give Roc some equipment for his quest. Spend 2 points.
[4+2] You grab a bunch of souls, form them into living armor, and give it to Roc.Make myself some tea.
[6] You make some tea out of nearby dream tealeaves. It puts anyone who drinks it to sleep. As you find out when you drink it.Excellent! Now take a small contingent of monstrosities with me to greet the nearest town.
[5] They respond very favorably to the monstrosities.
Ethereal:34
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:22
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:3
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:13
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:11
BFEL:13
Coolrune206:7
BlitzDungeoneer:7
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:11
Do some volunteer work!
[2] People keep running away in terror.Use advertising and propaganda to make Bubblaria look up to me and adore me! As many points as needed to get another +2
2 points spent. [3+2] Bubblaria now practically worships you.Build a second force field around the portal. There will be no horrible abominations of the multiverse in my town. One point.
[1] You widen the portal.So glad we're integrating well. Try and set up a trade agreement: dreammaterials and lack of murder traded for tribute in the form of cash and the bodies of those who die in the town (snacks!). 1 point.
So glad we're integrating well. Try and set up a trade agreement: dreammaterials and lack of murder traded for tribute in the form of cash and the bodies of those who die in the town (snacks!). 1 point.
Assist him by brainwashing people. Or, better said, making entirely new psychosocial type of mortal beings, ignorant of morals and awestruck by my children. 3 points.
[2+1+2+3] The town is bound by Sarrak to your wills. They agree to the trade agreement, but suggest that you not give them anything.Pack some important stuff into my bag such as food, Game Boy Colour, lots of double a batteries and some GB and GBC games and the blessed weapon I bought earlier. 1 point for luck.
[5+1] You pack so much stuff that you are very weighted down by it.Construct a temple dedicated to worshiping Ethereal the god of punching. 5 points.
[3+4] You build a massive temple to Ethereal, taking up half of the volume of the planet.Make more Pokemon. All the Pokemon except Arceus and the creation trio.
[3] You increase the number of pokemon being generated, you're up to 39 different kinds.
Ethereal:35
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:23
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:13
poketwo:6
Nosaneinme:12
BFEL:14
Coolrune206:6
BlitzDungeoneer:8
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:12
Eat some Pokémon or something.
[5] You flow into Dreamspace and eat some pokemon.Increase Roc's carrying capacity. 2 points.
Increase Roc's carrying capacity. 2 points.
Use 1 points for luck plus the necessary points to Make sure this action does not fail.
Roc spends 1 point. [6+2+1] Roc's strength is massively enhanced, without the durability to withstand using such strength.Try to get Bubblaria to elect me as their new leader, instead of the last! I'd like an extra +3 to this, please!
3 points spent. [3+3] You are now Bubblaria's leader, and Bubblaria believes that you are infallible.Go get a taco.
[4] Got one.Accept their generous offer. Leave 3 monstrosities here to integrate with the townspeople, and take 3 suicidalopen minded humans back to live in dreamspace/dreamoutpost. Bring whatever dead bodies they can spare.
[3] The monstrosities don't stay in the town.Try to get Bubblaria to elect me as their new mayor, instead of the last! I'd like an extra +3 to this, please!
((The concept of mayor was removed from the universe.))
Build a second force field around the portal. There will be no horrible abominations of the multiverse in my town. One point.
[3] You only create a area around the portal that slows down anything in it.Start re-shaping my bodiless mindform into something even more distant from a physical world.
[3] You become slightly more abstract.Respawn. 5 points.
[6+2] You can no longer die or change. Also you're alive.
Ethereal:36
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:24
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:13
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:13
BFEL:15
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:9
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:13
Increase Roc's durability. 1 point for luck.
[6+1] Roc is now almost immune to everything. Including divine intervention.Have 10 monstrosities stay in the town to create a charity and raise tolerance of monstrosities. It is called "Food For Delicious Humans" and is aimed at giving poor and malnourished humans food. A requirement of the charity is that anyone who accepts the aid must give their bodies to the monstrosities after death, or slightly before if they look particularly appetizing. 3 Points.
[6+3] The charity goes exactly according to plan. However, almost all of the world is engulfed in war over the monstrosities.Resist being converted!!!!!! 4 points.
Convert Coolrune206 into worshiping Ethereal, the god of punching. 3 points.
Now I have a half-planet sized temple. Bitchin'
[4+4 vs. 5+3] Coolrune206 now thinks that punching is awesome.Do an survey of the Eldritch creatures. 1 point for luck.
[3+1] You do so.Dump plasma into the slow-zone to annihilate any eldrich abominations that come through.
[1] You torch a nearby forest.Go get a soda.
[1] Someone tries to mug you. [6+5 vs. 4] You vaporize her.Continue with re-shaping. 1 point.
[3+1] You become more alien to mortals.Make Scotsmen want to be able to die. Immortality is such perversion of nature. 2 points.
As far as I can tell, you need 3 points for that.
Ethereal:37
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:25
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:13
poketwo:8
Nosaneinme:14
BFEL:16
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:10
Sergarr:1
Spacefaye:14
Put finishing touches to the reshaping. 2 points.
[4+2] Your mind becomes completely alien to mortals. Any mortal that has any direct contact with your mind (including you warping their mind) will immediately become insane.War!? We gave them generosity, and they gave us WAR?! Such intolerance must be met with the righteous anger of the undeserving victims! We will fight them in the streets! We will fight them in the cities! We will fight them wherever the fight may take us! TO WAR!! Now they shall realize the danger that lurks within their dreams! Until they surrender and accept us as equals!! 4 points.
[5+4] Your attack damages Dreamspace and wipes most of the planet clean of life.((How did Scotsmen gain immortality for a 3 point action when my immortality was a 5-point action?))
Ok, now go get a soda.
[6] You make a soda out of the freshly freed souls.Become a mage a la Demonata.
5 points, 3 for action, 2 for bonus.
[3+2] You're a unusually powerful mage. Please tell me what mages can do.PEW PEW.
[1] You raze half the city.I think I worded my last action poorly.
Using my powers as the god of death, murder and rainbows, painfully torture Scotsmen until he regrets ever becoming immortal. 2 points for bonus to roll.
I would define using my own godly powers as within my ability, and thus not requiring points.
That would work. [5+2] You torture Scotsmen for a few hours. He now regrets gaining immortality.Wait... On a perfectly matched, 8 vs 8, I got converted into the religion of punching! I declare this be false!
Sarrak is right.
Ethereal:38
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:26
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:14
poketwo:9
Nosaneinme:15
BFEL:17
Coolrune206:2
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:15
Close. The. Freakin'. Portal! Three points.
[6] You collapse the portal, distorting spacetime in Bubblaria.((How are my followers doing? Did any of the attacks last turn hurt them?))
If my followers were hurt, smite the culprits. Get assistance from my lesser god follower to help with smiting. +3.
If not, share soul soda with IcyTea.
Your followers are unhurt. Soda shared.Completely fix Bubblaria, then start getting energy shields around it to protect it. 2 points.
[5+1] You repair Bubblaria, and then set up a anti-player field around it. Players can not longer directly interact with Bubblaria unless the interacting action has at least one point spent on it. Until the anti-player field generator is destroyed, at least.Uh. Whoops.
...
Retreat to dreamspace.
[5] You have a quick and orderly retreat.Now that I cannot die:
EXTERMINATE everything!
Omnicide cannot be done without points.Punch Scotsmen off my planet in the name of Ethereal, god of punching!. 1 point.
PUNCH SCOTSMAN OUT OF REALITY +7
e: can i spend points by means of giving people points pool-wise
i am sure the answer is no
i am going to ask anyway
You cannot give people points.Accept soul soda if offered.
Smite this fool until he's in pieces:
Now that I cannot die:
EXTERMINATE everything!
Trap Scotsmen in eternal stasis, preventing him from ever doing anything.
5 points.
[1+1+7+3+3+5 vs. 6] Scotsmen is bound outside of reality. As much as "outside of reality" even exists. He is in stasis, preventing him from acting. He dreams in the stasis, and, like any other dreams, his dreams appear in Dreamspace. Scotsmen is now restricted to trying to control his dreams.[unintelligible passage on alien language] - Convince Froggy Ninja that he is better with further destroying real world around him.
[2+2][2] The Froggy Ninja has gone berserk.Now that I cannot die:
EXTERMINATE everything!
no points? you fail.
analysis the results of the survey.
[3] You find that the most favored food of those surveyed is human flesh, followed by carrots.
Ethereal:39
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:27
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:9
Scotsmen:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:15
poketwo:10
Nosaneinme:16
BFEL:18
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:16
Create a time-stabilization device. One point.
[4] It stabilizes time while it runs, but if it breaks it will stop operating. It's good for a trap, you guess.Retry placing MurderBowsTM everywhere.
[1] You disrupt the MurderBowTM curse.Speak with a human enclave outside of Bubblaria. "Convince" them that eldritch horrors are awesome and must be summoned as soon as possible!
Speak with a human enclave outside of Bubblaria. "Convince" them that eldritch horrors are awesome and must be summoned as soon as possible!
Reinforce this action by manipulating the enclave's dreams. 1 point.
Speak with a human enclave outside of Bubblaria. "Convince" them that eldritch horrors are awesome and must be summoned as soon as possible!
Reinforce this action by manipulating the enclave's dreams. 1 point.
Support action as fellow Edltrich monstrosity god. 1 point.
[5+2+1+1][2] Their minds are implanted with the incantations to summon and bind eldritch gods. They also begin to uncontrollably speak those incantations. That binds Sarrak and darkpaladin109 to the mortal realm. If their summoners die, they will be freed.Recruit citizens of Bubblaria into worship of true god of punching, Ethereal!
Blocked by anti-player field.Create an anti-eldritch beam that can kill all eldritch monsters close enough to, or within, Bubblaria. 1 point.
Recruit citizens of Bubblaria into worship of true god of punching, Ethereal!
Use public broadcasts to convince citizens to not listen to insane people talking about gods of punching.
Broadcast action blocked by anti-player field. [6] The beam works on anything that is not a normal human, and is automated. It will start firing next turn.((Well, anything short of creating matter out of thin air. Laser beams, flying, turning body parts into scythe blades, you get the idea.))
Test out my magical powers by shooting a laser beam.
1 point for bonus.
[2+1] You fail to create a laser.Go back to playing basketball! Aw yeah, I recall being the best basketball playing shoggoth ever!
[1] No one seems to be playing basketball.ask darkpaladin109 what to do next.
You ask him.
Ethereal:40
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:28
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:7
Lyeos:10
Scotsmen:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:16
poketwo:11
Nosaneinme:17
BFEL:19
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:17
Bring basketball back...
[1] You find that basketball is considered the greatest evil possible.Try and get a sense of how many humans are left on earth by seeing how many dreams are present in dreamspace.
[5] About 50 million. More Pokemon!
((Stupid work, making me miss a turn.))
[1] You wipe pokemon from mortal memory.
Use the device to stabilize time-space.
It is already doing that.Wait, the anti-player field works on me? I'm the leader of this dang town! And I made the stinking anti-player field!
Make the anti-player field recognize me as its creator, and not affect me. 1 point.
[6] It stops blocking both you and the gods.Use the punching to stabilize time-space. 3 points.
[4] Spacetime stabilized.
Get some divine snacks and kick back. (Skip action.) Subject to change. I sense another huge conflict is coming as people save up their points.
[4] You eat snacks.Talk with cultists, further shaping their minds to our goals.
[4+2][5] Many of the cult's minds are destroyed by you, but their babbling is now meaningless and not constant. They free you and darkpaladin109.Teleport to a random player.
2 points for bonus.
[6+2] You now, every turn in which you act, teleport to a random player. This turn you teleport to Ethereal.Summon an Giant black hole, if successful players will have X amount of turns to stop the black from destroying The game universe.
X = what ever the GM thinks is apportetie (pesky spelling mistake)
13 points to do it and 3 points for luck.
and killing me will not work.
You only need 3 points to do that. Are you sure that you want to spend 16 points on that?Summon an Giant black hole, if successful players will have X amount of turns to stop the black from destroying The game universe.
X = what ever the GM thinks is apportetie (pesky spelling mistake)
13 points to do it and 3 points for luck.
and killing me will not work.
TOSS INTO HOLE +4
[2+4 vs. 2] Roc gets thrown into a black hole. Roc: respawn?
Ethereal:41
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:29
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:8
Lyeos:11
Scotsmen:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:17
poketwo:12
Nosaneinme:18
BFEL:20
Coolrune206:2
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:1
Spacefaye:18
Get a job at a think tank.
[6] You are hired and assigned to research a virus which seems to reanimate the dead.Greet Ethereal.
You do so. There is no reply. You teleport to Beirus.We're doing this Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden style!
I have no idea what that means.Play basketball in public. MUAHAHAHAHA.
[5] You do so. Mortals now think you are evil. Which you are. You monster.Banish this Ethereal figure from the game. However many points I need to do that. More ascension up the ladder of godhood, I guess. 5 points.
[3+2] You reach the highest level of power of gods that can still work on a small scale. (+6 to combat)Ascend to even greater godhood. All points.
[1+5] You become an overgod, removing your ability to act at small scales. (Can act at stellar scales, can't act at anything less then continent-scale, +8 combat)Seek the wisdom of the fallen gods, my previous masters.
[5] You learn their secrets. They are interesting.Use the time to go pray to the temple to Ethereal, the god of punching. You know, the one which is half planet in volume?
[5] You pray. You pray all day long.Kick back and relax in my perfect city.
[2] You're too busy.walk into the game and demand someone tell me what has happened, spending all three points to increase this roll.
I am too lazy to write a recap.
Summon an Giant black hole, if successful players will have X amount of turns to stop the black from destroying The game universe.
X = what ever the GM thinks is apportetie (pesky spelling mistake)
13 points to do it and 3 points for luck.
and killing me will not work.
You only need 3 points to do that. Are you sure that you want to spend 16 points on that?Summon an Giant black hole, if successful players will have X amount of turns to stop the black from destroying The game universe.
X = what ever the GM thinks is apportetie (pesky spelling mistake)
13 points to do it and 3 points for luck.
and killing me will not work.
TOSS INTO HOLE +4
[2+4 vs. 2] Roc gets thrown into a black hole. Roc: respawn?
Respawn, and thank you for the loophole.
Spent 3 points to do it and 3 points for luck.
[6+3] You create an infinitely massive object, causing a black hole with a radius that grows at c in all directions. It is a few million light years from anything of note.Build up dreamoutpost until it is the size of a city and is able to support a small human population. 1 point.
[6+1] It becomes the size of a city, and has automated and very indiscriminate defenses against anything outside it.Get a job at a think tank.
Fund the Froggy Ninja Institute, a Bubblarian think tank focused on military policy. Froggy would lead it.
[3] It will take some time to start up. Starting with getting Froggy to stop studying that virus.
Ethereal:42
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:30
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:9
Lyeos:12
Scotsmen:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:12
poketwo:13
Nosaneinme:19
BFEL:21
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:19
4maskwolf:4
Play basketball. Space Jam! Best basketball playing shoggoth ever, in the house! Combat Icytea's interference with three points.
Play basketball. Space Jam!
Join the game. Wipe the floor with Lyeos.
((What's my godly combat bonus, by the way?))
IcyTea31 has a +3 combat bonus. No points charged. Lyeos wins. See reply #266 for why there was no roll.SMITE BlitzDungeoneer.
Murder Beirus.
Use punching machine to punch BlitzDungeoneer from 100 kilometers away. I still have those, right?
Sergarr is too far away to help. [4+8 vs 4+2] BlitzDungeoneer is completely destroyed, along with the area of space around the battle. Beirus is fine. BlitzDungeoneer: respawn?Try to bring the defenses under control.
[4] They now only target enemies.Make myself the (self-updating) smartest man in the multiverse. 3 points.
[2] You fail to make yourself smarter.Prevent Froggy from making himself the smartest man in the universe.
EDIT: Bring Bubblaria and the surrounding cities together under a unified state, Spendpointia!
3 points.
[3+3] You cause a war to take back the cities in Spendpointia.Make more of the anti player shields that don't affect me or the gods. Stack them so the bonuses overlap and start giving players minuses to rolls :D
That is not how they work, and you need to spend a point for that.Destroy Coolrune utterly, preventing him/her from posting in the game for two turns in addition to killing him/her
4 points.
Destroy Coolrune utterly, preventing him/her from posting in the game for two turns in addition to killing him/her
4 points.
Mess up with his mind. We, eldritch horrors, really need anti-player shields.
[3+4 vs. 5+1+2][6] Sarrak stops 4maskwolf killing Coolrune206, and 4maskwolf gains megalomania.Wonder how I didn't find this thread sooner.
Ascend to become God of Metalworking. 3 Points.
[2] You fail.Make The black hole I created last turn Grow faster than the speed of light.
Necessary points + 3 luck points
6 points spent. [1+3] It now grows at 100c, still a lot of time left.Make The black hole Grow faster than the speed of light.
Necessary points + 3 luck points
Make black hole sentient.
[4] You make the black hole sentient. Also sapient.
Ethereal:43
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:31
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:6
IcyTea31:10
Lyeos:13
Scotsmen:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:14
Nosaneinme:20
BFEL:22
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:13
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:20
4maskwolf:1
Humaan:1
cure myself of madness
[1] You slip further into madness.Take IcyTea to a nice restaurant.
"Well, hello to you too."
[3] The restaurant isn't nice.Make the Black Hole british. Then spawn Cake and Crumpets.
((Being a god is fun :P))
[3] It becomes a little more British.((Lyeos, are you still a shoggoth?))
"Hello, good game. Free lunch? Sure."
Place MurderBowsTM everywhere but basketball courts and the particular restaurant we're entering. Accept Lyeos' offer.
[5] MurderBowsTM placed. Restaurant entered.Make a planet the size of a large star, with Pokemon on it the size of continents
[6] You create the planet. It starts collapsing and attracting a hydrogen atmosphere.Begin research on virus.
[5] It seems to be highly contagious. Reanimated creatures seem to be very aggressive.In thanks of being saved by an Eldritch horror, make the anti-nonhuman beam not target eldritch horrors. 2 points.
Also, begin secretly worshipping Sarrak
[2+2] Beam modified.I am going to put project black hole on an hiatus for the time being (although darkpaladin109 can do what s/he wants to do with the black hole as long it does not interfere with my plan of universe destorying ).
Become a Dark matter (Kirby's Dream Land 3 style (this link here will help you http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter )).
.
3 points to do it and 3 for luck.
[4+3] You become a massive Dark matter, and overrun the world.Go to temple to train punching skill.
[3] You get little training done.Make it so that the quickly expanding black hole sends all that enter it to dreamspace. 4 points.
[5+1] It does so in a very destructive way.Set up a travelling smithy in Dreamscape.
[5] It is quite popular.End the scourge of anti-player shields.
2 points.
[4+2] You drop a meteor on the anti-player field generator, leveling a city block.Admire my new worshipper. Without talking to him, really.
Make contact with a black hole. It might be the only entity completely unfazed by my horrific mind.
[4] It's quite happy to talk to you.
Ethereal:44
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:32
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:14
Scotsmen:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:2
poketwo:15
Nosaneinme:21
BFEL:23
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:14
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:21
4maskwolf:2
Humaan:2
"You call THIS a SALAD!?"
Smite the chef.
[2+3 vs. 3] You strike the chef down.Respawn.
Done.Giant Pokemon. In space!
[2] You fail, only creating some rocks.I transcend the borders of this world - real, imaginary and unreal altogether - to reach an external existence. 5 point for action itself, 2 points for luck.
[1+2] You arrive in a void. Strange, you thought there would be something here.Add a Bubblaria branch to my smithy.
[5] It gets a lot of business, what with the war on Spendpointia.Eat people.
[5] Tasty humans.Isolate the infected and see if they need to eat.
[1] Yes, they do eat. Including glass. Containment breached. You're pretty sure you're infected.Respawn as the Final Boss. If successful, spend remainder of my points on putting mini-bosses in the pathes of the other players.
Eh, sure. [2] You fail.I am going to put project black hole on an hiatus for the time being (although darkpaladin109 can do what s/he wants to do with the black hole as long it does not interfere with my plan of universe destorying ).
Become a Dark matter (Kirby's Dream Land 3 style (this link here will help you http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter )).
.
3 points to do it and 3 for luck.
[4+3] You become a massive Dark matter, and overrun the world.
((how big am I anyway))
Attack Spentpointa and turn it into more of an crapsack city.http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrapsackWorld
2 points for luck.
You're a little larger then Earth. [2+2] You do so. You monster. Not that that's uncommon. Being a monster, that is.Bubblaria, along with the surrounding cities, is now part of the Great State of Spendpointia.
Erase the Eldritch Horrors. 3 points.
[3] You reduce their numbers to a finite number. Better get to work on killing those 1018 monsters.
Ethereal:45
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:33
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:16
Nosaneinme:22
BFEL:24
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:15
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:22
4maskwolf:3
Humaan:3
Go take a nap or something.
[2] You can't get to sleep.Make myself the (self-updating) smartest man in the multiverse. 3 points.
Also, if possible develop and inject myself with cure.
[3] You are now one of the smartest men in the universe.Make a public announcement, calling ALL citizens of Bubblaria to take up arms, and grab a mechsuit from the company that can make anything. Give everyone ONE free mechsuit, and then prepare to declare war on another city. 2 points for luck. Also discover another city to declare war on.
[1+2] The company that makes mechsuits doesn't have enough, and will not give them to you unless you buy them.Ok, let's try giant Digimon instead. In space!
[3] They don't come out right.Make Spendpointia become a glorious, stable state!
[6] It does so, and begins a religious war on the rest of the world.Give all NPC monstrosities/eldritch horrors player-resistant armor. 2 points.
Give all NPC monstrosities/eldritch horrors player-resistant armor. 2 points.
Kill him ,1 point for luck
Give all NPC monstrosities/eldritch horrors player-resistant armor. 2 points.
Kill him ,1 point for luck
Erase armor from existence.
[3 vs. 1+1+2+6] Nunzillor holds off Roc for a bit, before getting struck by lightning. Ten times. Nunzillor: respawn?Since the dice hate me.
SLIP FURTHER INTO MADNESS!
[5] You are now perfect in every way, and do not need to roll. Your rolls will be hidden, and the reported results of your actions will be modified to remove all blame for your failures from you. Also, bold text can be trusted.Check how many have been exposed to MurderBowsTM.
[2] Very few people have been exposed.Realizing the world has descending into chaos, construct an owner/employee bunker within the Dreamscape.
[2] You fail to create it.Wander the external reality for a bit.
[3] You wander through nothingness. Maybe you didn't go to the right place.
Ethereal:46
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:34
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:13
Lyeos:16
Scotsmen:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:17
Nosaneinme:23
BFEL:25
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:16
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:23
4maskwolf:4
Humaan:4
Become an evil overlord.
1 point.
Become an evil overlord.
1 point.
Make him a Evil CHEESE overlord, to be exact.
[4+1] BlitzDungeoneer becomes a evil overlord, gaining an island fortress, hundreds of loyal minions, and a handful of far more powerful, but far less loyal minions with the position. Also it's all cheese themed.Huh. That's interesting.
Cause various mischief.
The mere mortals that you command to do mischief for you defy you by deliberately doing a inadequate job.Back to Giant Pokemon, then. All the Giant Pokemon.
[3] They are slow and their forms are warped to survive space with their far lesser physics-warping abilities.Respawn. Where am I and what am I?
[5] You are an sapient area of space. In space. A few light-seconds away from Earth.Spread insanity.
[1] You make people more sane.Ascend. 3 points.
[6] You land in a void. There is nothing there but some signs of a god having been here before.Create cure. One point
[5] You create a cure. Even better, it works on already reanimated creatures.Well... Maybe I'm not seeing this right. Develop True Mental Vision. 2 points for luck (I think it is in my power to do it without obligatory points)
[6+2] Your scans broadcast your location to every being with a mind, not exposing your mind to them to enough of a extent to drive them insane. You learn that you are in a "layer" of reality that is between two that have something in them, one of which is the reality you came from.Wait- I own the company that makes EVERYTHING! Order them to make as many mechsuits as possible, and get all the citizens armed! 2 points!
IIRC you own a part of that company, after it got split by Jack. [3+1] You build most of the mechsuits needed, and buy the rest.Punch MurderBowsTM in the face. Or in the hilt. Whatever. Just punch them. -1 points.
SPEND -5 POINTS ON ASSISTING SERGARR
You cannot spend negative points.Do some research on if the video game hero's do exist.
[1] They do, and kill you. Respawn?Design (not build) some powered armor, to allow a man to survive and fight in space.
[1] You find that powered armor is almost impossible without magic, and that the gods have a monopoly on that.
Ethereal:47
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:35
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:8
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:17
Scotsmen:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:4
poketwo:18
Nosaneinme:24
BFEL:26
Coolrune206:2
BlitzDungeoneer:16
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:24
4maskwolf:5
Humaan:5
Now direct the civilians to attack and kill Jack, using their mechsuits. Reclaim what Jack split my company into, and make it more glorious. 2 points for luck.
Now direct the civilians to attack and kill Jack, using their mechsuits. Reclaim what Jack split my company into, and make it more glorious. 2 points for luck.
Smite Coolrune206 while enforcing antitrust legislation.
2 points.
[4+2+2 vs. 5+3+2] Jack destroys Coolrune206's forces, and kills Coolrune206.
Build a device to track and document people who have my ability to alter reality. One point
[2] It doesn't work.... My gods!
Begin my new career as a shoggothy psychiatrist! Three points, because it makes no sense.
[6+3] Everyone's sane. Insanity no longer exists.Flex and curve myself. Soon I will have a body!
[3] You warp yourself a bit.summon god-hunting monstrosities from beyond the void
All points.
summon god-hunting monstrosities from beyond the void
All points.
God-hunting? I don't like the sound of that.
Smite 4maskwolf. 3 points.
[5 vs. 2+8+3] Earth is torn apart by Beirus's attack, and 4maskwolf is crushed. 4maskwolf: respawn?If its only in the realm of gods, I shall become one!
Become God of Blacksmithing, 3 points, plus 2 points for luck.
[4+2] In your ascension, you bind your life to war, causing you to die if complete peace is reached. However, you cannot die, so long as war remains.Get back on Earth. 1 point.
[1] You bind yourself to this realm.Well... Observe the world on the other side. It might be beneficial to my plans.
[2] You don't see anything interesting, but you haven't looked very closely.Begin my reign of terror by taking over Poland.
2 points for bonus.
Begin my reign of terror by taking over Poland.
2 points for bonus.
Assist.
Go to Poland and punch everyone I can see. 1 point.
Do some research on if the video game hero's do exist.
[1] They do, and kill you. Respawn?
is it Kirby and his animal friends? I want to get revenge on them, later of course.
Begin my reign of terror by taking over Poland.
2 points for bonus.
Assist.
Respawn and Assist with the action.
Roc: I forgot that you were a world-sized dark matter, so you are hereby retconned back to life. [2+2+2+6+3 vs. 2+1 vs. 2+3] BlitzDungeoneer and his forces easily take over Poland, despite Sergarr's punching of everyone in the war.((BTW, what's my combat bonus and does thought manipulation bonus multiplies by the number of opponents? I.e. if I'm against three mortal players, do I get +2*3 or just mere +2?))
+1 general, and I am ruling that the mind manipulation bonus does stack in combat.
Ethereal:48
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:36
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:9
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:19
Nosaneinme:25
BFEL:27
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:17
Sergarr:8
Spacefaye:25
4maskwolf:6
Humaan:1
Hmmm...
Make everyone other than me horribly, horribly insane. Use all fifteen of my points to make sure it applies to gods as well.
Hmmm...
Make everyone other than me horribly, horribly insane. Use all fifteen of my points to make sure it applies to gods as well.
Smite Lyeos for this transgression. All 9 points.
Hmmm...
Make everyone other than me horribly, horribly insane. Use all fifteen of my points to make sure it applies to gods as well.
I am horrified at the prospect of my completely alien mind being also insane. Also, Lyeos, you're risking quite a bit - we have a sentient black hole out there. But...
Support this prophet of Insanity from the other side! 2 points.
I'm already pretty much insane. I'm a god, after all.
But still. Smite Lyeos.
Hmmm...
Make everyone other than me horribly, horribly insane. Use all fifteen of my points to make sure it applies to gods as well.
Smite! +3.
[4+2+15+1+2 vs. 5+6+9+3+8+3] The currently focused-on "layer" of reality is shattered by the smiting. The shards of Dreamspace still work, Bubblaria and BlitzDungeoneer's island fortress are intact, the void is impassable to non-magic means, and Lyeos is dead.Respawn, enter into madness once more
[1] You remain sane.
Cure some reanimated corpses to see what happens.
[1] You're too busy running for your life. Without the cure.Rise from the dead and ascend to join the gods. Become the god of industry and popularity, and secretly spread whisperings about removing Jack A T from godhood. 3 points :)
[3] You become a demigod.Become a Super Saiyan God.
3 points for action, 2 for bonus.
[4+2] You do so, but have to kill a god at least once every 5 turns to retain your power.Find out what this place actually is. The space between 'verses?
[4] Kind of. The layer above the starting reality is where any meta stuff would happen, the layer below is something I haven't made something up about yet. Parallel universes share the same layer.Eh, its a start.
Constuct Forge of the Smith God
[4] You do so. When used, it will give a +1 to smithing rolls.Flex further until I attract some celestial bodies to make up my torso.
[5] You make a torso out of high-quality plasma.learn how to do 3 more random (you get to chose what those attacks are).
1 point for luck.
[2+1] You gain a special attack. [Dodge: magic]
Ethereal:49
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:37
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:1
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:1
Scotsmen:14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:20
Nosaneinme:26
BFEL:28
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:13
Sergarr:9
Spacefaye:26
4maskwolf:7
Humaan:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Learn what my Demigod powers are. Reunite my company, and make Bubblaria even more of a perfect utopia. 1 point.
Your demigod powers are reality-warping on a city-wide scale.Learn what my Demigod powers are. Reunite my company, and make Bubblaria even more of a perfect utopia.
Enforce antitrust legislation, keeping the company broken, while backing the creation of competing companies for each fragment.
1 point.
[1+1 vs. 3+1] Jack maintains the split status of the company, and sets up competition.Meh. Become a God of civilization and order, then. Spend as many points as are required for the action and three points for bonus.
6 points spent. [2+3] You become a greater god. (+5 combat, no boost to reality-warping over standard deities.)Negate this requirement.
2 points for bonus, appropriate number of points for action.
5 points spent. [5+2] You now lose a lot of power when any god dies.Using quick motions of my body, create a local star and a planet. Name it New Earth. 5 points.
Using quick motions of my body, create a local star and a planet. Name it New Earth. 5 points.
Assist in the "forging" of the solar system (not with the Forge, though. That would be silly.)
[4+2+1] You create a very complicated solar system. A moon is suitable for life, so it gets named New Earth.Meh. Respawn.
You return to life.attack nearby countries.
1 point for luck.
[1+1] You can't find any.Check on my followers.
[5] They're fine, and the paladins are setting up a inter-fragment transportation system.Flee to my fully stocked apocalypse basement (complete stocked with a chemical lab and several years worth of food.)
What basement?Search the void for anything or anyone else. 1 point for luck.
[4+1] You find the locations of everyone else. The shards of reality are in the void.Enter the slumber and dream, fixing the Dreamspace to some degree.
[4] Dreamspace connected.GET PASSIVE BONUS +5
No. [2] A rock falls on your foot.
Ethereal:50
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:38
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:3
LordSlowpoke:11
darkpaladin109:2
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:21
Nosaneinme:27
BFEL:29
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:9
Sergarr:10
Spacefaye:27
4maskwolf:2
Humaan:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Now, with that fixed, find a way to connect two realities through the Dreamspace.
[3] You find a way to have dreams from a different reality show up in Dreamspace.populate new earth with a wide variety if strange but wonderful creatures.
populate new earth with a wide variety if strange but wonderful creatures.
Assist in this in any way possible. 2 points.
[6+1+2] You create creatures that reflect the state of reality and the powerful beings within. At the moment, they include, but are not limited to: moving cracks in space, insanity-inducing alien minds, almost immutable eldritch horrors, well-intentioned giants incapable of acting on a scale smaller than a mountain, crafters that overshoot their mark often, and benevolent demigods incapable of keeping life safe.Claim the void and everything in it as mine. As many points as necessary, 2 points for luck.
5 points charged. [2+2] Everything in the void is now yours. Including all shards of reality, all players, and the signs of a god having been in this void before you.Go get a soda.
[3] You carbonate a ocean, but not much.GIVE BEIRUS A PASSIVE BONUS +5
Keep this up and I'm going to start twisting your actions and charging points for them.Get special ability EXTERMINATE. Use as many points as necessary.
3 points charged. [6] [EXTERMINATE]Gain complete control of the universe +38
Curse not yet lifted. Someone could lift it by preforming the following action: "Alter the laws of curses such that any curses placed on DaveTheGrave before this action are lifted. 5 points.". Or you can die repeatedly.Get special ability EXTERMINATE. Use as many points as necessary.
Ehhh, change it to a special ability to die at my whim.
EDIT:
Gain complete control of the universe +38
Destroy Dave like the rat he is.
[5] You may activate EXTERMINATE at will, with Scotsmen counting as the user. [6+6 vs. 2] Dave is atomized, and [2] revives as a ghost.Just go play basketball by myself.
[3] It's rather boring.This one. Three points.
[2+2] You escape into your shelter.loiter around.
[1] You get arrested for loitering.Negate that as well.
Same, only 1 point for bonus instead.
4 points charged. [4+1] Done.End the Spendpointia war with a fair treaty and agreement, bringing some peace.
[6] All parties agree to wage war on some other country.
Ethereal:51
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:39
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:4
LordSlowpoke:12
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:8
Lyeos:3
Scotsmen:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:6
poketwo:22
Nosaneinme:28
BFEL:30
Coolrune206:2
BlitzDungeoneer:6
Sergarr:11
Spacefaye:28
4maskwolf:3
Humaan:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Start the Spendpointian Bloc, an anti-IcyTea separatist movement to bring Spendpointia independence!
Stop Coolrune from warping reality by depowering him completely and leaving him destitute.
5 points.
[3+5+3 vs. 4+2] Coolrune206 is depowered, but still can spend points. Coolrune also is destitute.do nothing of importance. Watch and observe.
You do so.Start the Spendpointian Bloc, an anti-IcyTea separatist movement to bring Spendpointia independence!
1 point.
Eh. Stop this.
It got struck through, so your action is invalid.Begin formulating the cure.
[1] You realize you forget how to make it, and you don't have the recipe.Make a better soda.
[6] You grab an ocean, a good part of an atmosphere, and some dreams. Then you make soda out of that.Warp Reality so that Jack A T is powerless, and instead all of his enemies are more powerful. 2 points for luck
Demigods are not powerful enough to do that.Open New Earth branch of my Smithy-company
[3] You can't get many materials to New Earth, but you set up the smithy anyway.((So, I'm SSG, and I don't lose power when a god dies. Yay!))
Test out new powers by taking over the world!
((So, I'm SSG, and I don't lose power when a god dies. Yay!))
Test out new powers by taking over the world!
Plae him on a world full of monsters to test his powers out.
[4] BlitzDungeoneer is teleported to a world full of monsters. [5] BlitzDungeoneer takes that world over easily.Set up defenses necessary to prevent a coup d'etat of the Void. 3 points to boost the defenses to the reality-warping scale, 2 points for luck.
[5+2] You create an army of robots. They are completely dedicated to removing the possibility of a coup of the Void. They decide that the bust way to do that is to stop anyone from ruling it.Explore dreams from the other world.
[4] You find that it is almost entirely normal mortals, but a single world's dreams are blocked off.loiter around.
[1] You get arrested for loitering.
Wait, I am a planet size dark matter and I get arrested for loitering?
Kill the police. 1 point for luck
[4+3+1 vs. 4] You do so.See if any of the creatures on New Earth develop some kind of dysfunctional civilization.
[6] They do. They also believe you to be a false god, and desire your death.
Ethereal:52
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:40
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:13
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:4
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:6
poketwo:23
Nosaneinme:29
BFEL:31
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:7
Sergarr:12
Spacefaye:29
4maskwolf:4
Humaan:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Show myself to be a true god with a display of power. 1 point.
[5+1] You preform orbital bombardment on New Earth. They now think you are an evil god.Liberate Spendpointia from IcyTea's grasp! And the grasp of the robots!
The robots have no intention of taking over Spendpointia, and IcyTea's action renders the rest of the action unneeded.Gain the ability to create a Alloy which can withstand the end of the universe. 3 points, if that will suffice, plus 2 for luck. If it won't, 5 points.
[1+2] You figure out how to synthesize adamantine. It won't survive the space it is in tearing or the like.meh. Wait.
You wait.Command my monster minions to work on space travel.
Command my monster minions to work on space travel.
assist with this.
[3+1] They build a airplane.
WELL TRY AGAIN!
[4] You make another cure, but it's not as good.Drink the soda.
[4] Tastes like despair at uncaring gods.Perhaps it is best to not have me take the reins of reality. Concede to the robots and start looking for a way out of here. Even though I bound myself to the void, maybe I can stretch the bonds a little to manifest in the normal 'verse?
[5] You can create an avatar, or you can use your powers without going to the target area.Investigate the abnormality.
[4] You look at the world that is warded. It's Earth. But intact. [Blackout Ward] Then the entire solar system goes black. You get the feeling that breaching the ward will result in more meta.
Ethereal:53
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:41
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:14
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:5
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:24
Nosaneinme:30
BFEL:32
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:8
Sergarr:13
Spacefaye:30
4maskwolf:5
Humaan:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
reach into new earth and give the various sentient beings knowledge of different technologies.
[4] They are now about as advanced as Earth. Real life earth.Ascend to ultra-greater godhood.
5 points.
[4+2] You ascend to the status of overgod. (As Beirus, +8 combat, stellar scale actions without points, no actions below continent scale without points.)Go fishing.
[2] You fail to pull the fish out of the water.Prove my benevolence by raining delicious, delicious pineapple on the planet's inhabitants.
[1] You drop some asteroids on them.Use EXTERMINATE on Nunzillor for being benevolent. 5 points for luck.
[2+3 vs. 3+4+5] Scotsmen shoots to Nunzillor, and explodes, killing them both, cracking space where Scotsmen exploded, and [5] somehow leaving New Earth unharmed.Take the game to a new level of meta by creating an avatar in the 'verse where most of the other players are.
That isn't very meta. Unless you're not doing what I think you're doing. [4] You create an avatar.Make the airplane better.
1 point for luck
Summon my Gorrila Black Ops team and send them out to assasinate a random non-god player.
If attacked by an Gorrila black Ops team, Kill them with 3 points for luck.
[4+1] The airplane is improved greatly.Start an order of martial psionics in Dreamspace. +1 point
BTW, 50 turns anniversary of the game! Salute with several supernova!
[3+1] You do the first. The order's psionics are more effective in Dreamspace, and can only effect minds and dream-matter or the like outside of Dreamspace. They are very powerful in Dreamspace, though. You relax as a few stars explode.Summon my Gorrila Black Ops team and send them out to assasinate a random non-god player.
You send them to kill Scotsmen, but he is already dead.((Hah! I technically qualify as a god! ))
Make a military from my monster minions.
[3] It isn't very disciplined. Lots of infighting.
Summon my Gorrila Black Ops team and send them out to assasinate a random non-god player.
Eat this fool. Five points.
Summon my Gorrila Black Ops team and send them out to assasinate a random non-god player.
Eat this fool. Five points.
Eat these fools. Five points.
Summon my Gorrila Black Ops team and send them out to assasinate a random non-god player.
Eat this fool. Five points.
Eat these fools. Five points.
SMITE BOTH OF THEM
[1+5 vs. 5+5 vs. 2+6] LordSlowpoke eats Lyeos and darkpaladin109, killing Lyeos and leaving darkpaladin109 in LordSlowpoke's stomach. Lyeos: respawn?
Ethereal:54
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:42
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:6
Lyeos:1
Scotsmen:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:25
Nosaneinme:31
BFEL:33
Coolrune206:5
BlitzDungeoneer:9
Sergarr:14
Spacefaye:31
4maskwolf:6
Humaan:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
......Do the chestburster thing on LSP.
DESTROY LSP COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY
USE ALL POINTS ON SAID ACTION AND +6 GODLY COMBAT BONUS
ABSORB DARKPALADIN AND HIS POWERS +9
LordSlowpoke spends all points. [2+6+6 vs. 2+5] darlpaladin109 destroys LordSlowpoke. LordSlowpoke: respawn?Ascend to be a greater god of knowledge and gifts. All points.
[1+3] Done. (+4 combat bonus.)Now, have my avatar find a netcafé or something with Internet access. Find a forum, create an account and pick an avatar.
[6] Your avatar finds bay12, makes an account and avatar, and starts playing forum games.Now, have my avatar find a netcafé or something with Internet access. Find a forum, create an account and pick an avatar.
AVATARCEPTION!
Now, for the action;
Ascend to full-on godhood.
I don't think you can just do that without points. Could be wrong.BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL THING EVER, ALL MY POINTS
[4+22 You fuse with me. Your mind is completely destroyed in the fusion. I'm unharmed. Respawn?Nope. Wait and rack up points.
You wait.Respawn, hopefully somewhere safeish.
[5] You respawn as an alternate universe version of your last life.NOW, with my knowledge of Adamantine, design a suit of armor which will let someone survive in space (with the whole breathing thing) and guard against enemy attacks. 2 points.
(Also, you forgot to deduct the points from my previous action. Decided not to abuse this.)
[6+2] You design and create a suit of armor that needs a god bound within it for power.
Keep fishing.
[5] You collect all the fish from an ocean.Get the ability to punch stuff harder. 5 points.
[3+5] You can punch hard enough to launch your arm.Learn what my powers are.
You can warp reality at areas up to the size of a solar system, you gain a +8 combat bonus, and you cannot, without points, act at any scale smaller then a continent.See if I can improve on the cure.
[6] You could by putting it in a virus. And you do.Meditate, acquiring new miraculous psionic powers for myself and to teach my disciples. 3+2 points?
2 points charged. [6+2] You connect their minds to yours to help with the meditation. They all go stark raving mad.Attack an random planet that has sapient life on it.
1 point for luck.
[5+1] You attack and destroy a world of warriors. Some escape.
Ethereal:55
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:43
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:1
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:7
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:1
Nosaneinme:32
BFEL:34
Coolrune206:6
BlitzDungeoneer:10
Sergarr:10
Spacefaye:32
4maskwolf:1
Humaan:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Bring peace and prosperity to everyone on the continent Spendpointia is on!
[3] You set things in motion such that that will happen in about a century.Cook the fish.
[5] You cook them just right.In the forum game, create an avatar of some sort, who then goes and finds a computer and finds a forum... Nest this infinitely, like the meta-Matryoshka it is.
[6] The avatar in the forum game is the avatar you created directly. You lose control of that avatar.Release the cure!
[2] You fail to find someone to infect.In the forum game, create an avatar of some sort, who then goes and finds a computer and finds a forum... Nest this infinitely, like the meta-Matryoshka it is.
Destroy concept of forums.
You're not powerful enough to do that without points.Oh well. Consume their minds to empower myself. 1 point.
[5+2+1] You gain some of their madness. Non-bold text regarding your future actions may be false.Bring peace and prosperity to everyone on the continent Spendpointia is on!
... and then cause a war. Because I can handle the peace. Yet.
[3] You undo Jack's work.wait for more points.
Eh. From now on, any actions that are just waiting for points will be ignored.bring knowledge of mining and smelting to the races of the universe.
[5] You do so.
Ethereal:56
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:44
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:9
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:2
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:8
Lyeos:3
Scotsmen:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:2
Nosaneinme:33
BFEL:35
Coolrune206:7
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:11
Spacefaye:33
4maskwolf:2
Humaan:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Bring peace and prosperity to everyone on the continent Spendpointia is on!
Depower Humaan completely!
3 points.
[3+8 vs. 3+3] Humaan is now mortal, but no longer needs war to live.Throw a feast for my followers, serving the fish and getting my lesser god followed to assist with the details that happen to be smaller than a continent.
[2] You fail to figure out where to hold the feast.TRY HARDER!
[2] Nope, still nothing.give advanced weapon knowledge to those of spendpointia to the point that they cannot fight wars anymore for fear of destruction and must have peace
2 points
give advanced weapon knowledge to those of spendpointia to the point that they cannot fight wars anymore for fear of destruction and must have peace
2 points
Give this technology to people on other continents, telling them that Spendpointia was planning on using it on them and military retaliation is necessary.
At this point, I realized I may be the bad guy here. Eh, I'll live, as long as war remains.
[3+2]][5] Spendpointia is stabilized, but other nations on other continents wage war on it. [6] Spendpointia is reduced to ruins, along with the nations attacking it.Apply to become a citizen of Spendpointia
[1] Spendpointia's government has been completely destroyed.Brainwash someone into creating the Order of Blessed Agonies.
[1] They set up an order dedicated to slaying your followers.Sort through my memories, figuring out which of those do not belong to me, thus reducing madness.
[1] You wipe most of your memories.Get the ability to punch stuff into the future. 6 points.
[5+3] [Punch into future]
make BlitzDungeoneer forces stronger. 1 point
[2+1] You make them a little stronger.
Ethereal:57
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:45
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:10
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:3
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:9
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:34
BFEL:36
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:34
4maskwolf:1
Humaan:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Passive bonus to science. 6 points.
[6+3] You greatly focus your abilities on science. (+3 to science, -1 to everything else)
Ascend to complete and utter godhood. 6 points.
Prevent Coolrune from ever ascending to godhood by smiting him before he can!
1 point.
Now someone just has to revert the states to their pre-Humaan and 4maskwolf arming condition.
[5 vs. 6+3+1] Jack breaks Earths shard in two, with Coolrune being bisected by that. Coolrune: respawn?Respawn or something.
Respawned.Meh. Most of them were worthless anyway. But I must save my path for the history. Burn the only worthy fading memories - those beginning with my rise under ancient gods - into minds of EVERY MORTAL BEING. 3+2?
3 points spent. Also, it's a little unclear how many points you're spending. [5+2][5] You write all the fading memories to mortals, and they compulsively share those memories with those who don't already know about them.place a divine sigil on humaan to ensure that he can never take aggressive action again.
[4] He now needs to spend points to do so.Make a quick count of approx. how many creatures I have in my army, and a separate count of how many do other work for me.
Appropriate points, +2 points for bonus.
2 points spent. [2+2] About a billion in army, 5 billion not in army.Throw that feast with the help of my lesser god follower, but do it better. +1
[4+1] It is perfect. Too bad you can't eat the food.Summon Grand Doomer and make it an loyal part of BlitzDungeoneer army.
3 point to it and 3 for luck.
http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Doomer
[3+3] You summon quite a few. And they keep killing other soldiers.Welp, that was... not as intended.
Become smite-proof. 3 points.
smite humaan
Also, why? I mean, don't get me wrong, I did mess up Spendpointia, but I never intended full destruction. Besides, it was you who gave the technology to destroy it. I just was attempting to ensure that the world but it would stand a chance. So who's the real monster? (Beyond me).
[1] You now attract divine intervention. (Any divine intervention on the same planet as you will effect you in addition to the intended target.)
Respawn and regain special ability EXTERMINATE. 7 points
[1+4] Respawned, [EXTERMINATE] gained.With some survivors, found the town of Felidaeton, taking the title of Countess and leading the new town!
2 points.
[6+2] You build Felidaeton at the edge of the shard, and set up extremely aggressive defenses. They won't attack anything inside the city.
Curse those killing my followers into becoming ants, to be stepped upon and crushed.
And that's three members for the Association of Benevolent Entities.
Applying, I suppose.
[5] Curse laid. It also applies to any later mortals that seek to kill your followers.I'd like to apply to the Association of Benevolent Entities. Here is my application:
Create a children and puppy orphanage for survivors (both children and puppies) of the attack on Spendpointia.
[1] You crush them.
Ethereal:58
Nunzillor:7
DaveTheGrave:46
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:10
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:10
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:4
Nosaneinme:35
BFEL:37
Coolrune206:9
BlitzDungeoneer:13
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:35
4maskwolf:2
Humaan:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Respawn, and try to get all the gods to remove Jack from power by telling them all the horrors he has done, and all that he has abused his powers. 4 points.
All gods are players or dead.Bring knowledge of peaceful resistance to all peoples of the universe. Two points.
[2+1] You just give it to the galaxy.Right. While everyone else is busy messing things up, play basketball for charity.
((Frostmoon: Yeah, it's pretty fun if you don't mind the weirdos, a group including myself. You should get involved more!))
((Also, Frostmoon needs to be added to the list for point totals.))
Thanks for pointing that out. [2] You can't find any charities.It is unhealthy to be so weak while holding so much power... Obtain greater combat bonus for my terrifying psychic might. 2 points
[4+2] You gain a +3 combat bonus, but cannot flee.
Secure my godhood while precisely smiting Coolrune in a way that fixes Earth.
I'm an Overgod.
1 point.
EDIT: Also, my combat bonus is 8 points (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138993.msg5409286#msg5409286), not 3.
Thank you for telling me about mistakes. [6] You crush Coolrune between the shards as you put them together. Welcome MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
(Bwuhahahah! :3)
((Frostmoon: Yeah, it's pretty fun if you don't mind the weirdos, a group including myself. You should get involved more!))
(Hey, I'm also what's generally considered a 'weirdo', so I'll fit in just fine. :3)
Attempt to calm down the hyper-aggressive troops of Felidaeton by using pictures of lolcats.
1 point.
[2+1] They no longer attack you or cats.Uhh well, that didn't really work out. Whoops. Let's try creating a kitten shelter for the survivors of Spendpointia.
[1] You preform orbital bombardment on kittens. They like that, right?Create a new avatar on Earth. Apply for the AoBE. I may be the god of death and murder, but hey! RAINBOWS!
[2] Avatar creation failed. And the rainbows you create cause murder.Use feast to attract more followers. +1
[4+1] You gain a lot more followers.Study curses because fuck that
[1] You find that there is practically not information about curses available.
Improve living conditions for all my subordinates. All of them.
2 points for bonus.
[3+2] All on your planet now live in luxury.Convince the Grand Doomers not to attack the soldiers.1 point for luck.
[1+1] You fail.
Ethereal:59
Nunzillor:8
DaveTheGrave:47
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:10
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:3
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:36
BFEL:38
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:8
Spacefaye:36
4maskwolf:3
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
B-but... I still get to play basketball, right?
B-but... I still get to play basketball, right?
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
+5
[6+1+5] You play stellar basketball. With the sun. Earth is now without a sun, and is dark.Hey, it's not my fault the rainbows cause murder...well, it is, but they're RAINBOWS! Who cares if they cause murders?
Go all Kira and place MurderBowsTM in front of evil people, then remove them before anyone else can see them. Reapply for the ABE.
[5] You do so without any collateral damage.Spin all players into a fury against Jack A T, forcing them to attack him next turn before their actions. 8 points for the thingy, and 2 points to go before Jack A T can smite me.
That would be mind control, and as such an opposed roll against all other players. You can't win such a roll.With the great voice of a god, politely encourage survivors of the assorted stuff that has happened to humanity to create new settlements.
Smite Coolrune a lot, but without collateral damage.
1 point for sub-continental activity, plus 1 point for a bonus.
[2+8+1 vs. 6] Coolrune's head explodes. Coolrune206: respawn?Build a dimensional device that rips a hole on spacetime on whoever tries to do something that would cause significant damage to earth, the universe, or spendpointia. 2 points.
[1+1] You fail.Go make a new galaxy. Or Solar System if I can't make a galaxy. With Pokemon.
Solar system is the most you can make without points. [2] You fail.Grant Jack additional power.
Jack's an overgod. You can't give Jack any amount of power worth noting without points.Content, return to investigate the other reality. Now try to find if there any godlike powerful individuals/communities.
[2] You don't find any.So, did my action qualify me for the AoBE? Also;
Find other races. Attempt negotiations for alliances.
2 points for luck.
Become an ambassador to the other races (assisting BlitzDungeoneer). 3 points.
[5+2+1+3] They wage massive wars on eachother for the right to be in a alliance with you.Spin all players into a fury against Jack A T, forcing them to attack him next turn before their actions. 8 points for the thingy, and 2 points to go before Jack A T can smite me.
Prevent this. 3 points.
Also, @Blitz: I'd say you're in. Let's see what everyone else thinks.
Action unneeded.
Ethereal:60
Nunzillor:9
DaveTheGrave:48
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:4
poketwo:6
Nosaneinme:37
BFEL:39
Coolrune206:11
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:37
4maskwolf:4
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Hm. Convert the Sun, if I have it, or the nearest star if I don't, into energy. Like an energy drink, but much more powerful. However many points needed to succeed.
3 points spent. [4] You drink the sun.Recreate the sun. Use as many points as necesarry.
3 points spent. [1] You place a field of darkness around Earth.Bring better light technology to those few humans who survive.
1 point.
aid jack in his action.
[3+1+1] You drop the best possible light technology on Earth. It's durable enough to be undamaged.((What about my science bonus?))
SCIENCE HARDER!
1. I forgot about that entirely. 2. You were not gathering information. As such, your bonus did not apply. [3+3] You rather recklessly science space-time. You destabilize it.((The real question is can you commit mass genocide for very little gain while still being considered good?))
(Almost certainly. You see, 'morality' is a very subjective idea, and a little bit of good ol' coercion can change just about anyone's opinion.)
Coax wild felines of various types into joining Felidaeton's armies!
2 points.
[1+2] They're not very helpful.Convince the grand Doomers that their powers would be better used to created light. 1 point for luck
[5+1] They decide that lasers are a better use of their powers.Go make a solar system with sentient life. +1
[2+1] You create a solar system.Respawn, and go into hiding so that Jack won't smite me. Start worshipping Eldritch abominations.
[6] In your worship, you briefly connect your mind to Sarrak's. [3] You can no longer see anything bad about Sarrak. As usual, bold text can be trusted.Using necromancy, bring back all who died due to the destruction of the sun. 4 points.
Using necromancy, bring back all who died due to the destruction of the sun. 4 points.
Smite this fool. 2 points for luck. "Respect the dead, cad."
[1+3 vs. 1+3+2] IcyTea31 kills Nunzillor, despite both of you fighting as poorly as possible. Nunzillor: respawn?Break up the wars, tell them they can all be in an alliance with me.
2 points for luck.
Assist BlitzDungeoneer. 2 points.
Is anyone in need of a future-punch?
[5+2+1+2] You destroy their transportation methods, then let them all be in alliance with you.Jack - just curious, why did you destroy Bubblaria and my company in the first place? I was making it heaven on... wherever Bubblaria is now.
Strictly speaking, Bubblaria (town) became Spendpointia (nation) , and then I destroyed it (I still swear on accident). So... sorry?
With the survivors of Spendpointia, form the grand Empire of Malus.
[5] Empire made, ruins of Spendpointia are your territory.That's perfect, right? Slowly start to recruit fanatics for my case in other reality. Brainwash them as needed. Induced insanity is only a minor obstacle in my ways.
[4+2][4] You brainwash a bunch of mortals into serving you. You feel their admiration on you. They all believe that your name is Steve.
Ethereal:61
Nunzillor:10
DaveTheGrave:49
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:11
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:38
BFEL:40
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:10
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:38
4maskwolf:5
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:2
Special abilities
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Assist.
assist Jack in defending the earth from sun-gas.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Punch the Sun-gas 3 turn into the future.
Lyeos's action: [5] You belch a massive stream of plasma towards Earth.
[4+2] Earth is put in a bubble, before Sergarr punches the plasma three turns into the future.Make a star-sized planet with continent-sized Pokemon. +1
[5+1] You do so. The planet is kept from collapsing by constant explosions in it's core, causing it to constantly be wracked by earthquakes.((Untrue. Experimentation and prototypes are a very important part of science.))
Science space time back to normal.
I still don't see how you were gathering information. [4+3] You do so. And then you keep flipping the distortions on and off so you can document their effects.Use my temporary connection to Sarrak to empower him with worship, and blood sacrifices. Sacrifice small rodents and fish that I catch. 1 point.
[2+1] You sacrifice some creatures, but you're not sure you can empower him any further.Actually Bubblaria's fine. It's incased in a indestructible force field thus the name. I may be wron though what did you do?
Okay, long story short, I was powered by war, people tried making peace where Spendpointia was, someone gave them tech, I started the Cold War, and that ended poorly.
Within the Empire of Malus, rebuild the transportation infrastructure. 2 Points
[2+1] You build some dirt roads.Respawn.
Done.Retry creating an avatar on Earth.
Avatar formed.Hmm... Improve living conditions for my allies. All of them.
2 points for luck. Also, no assisting please.
Hmm... Improve living conditions for my allies. All of them.
2 points for luck. Also, no assisting please.
ASSIST ACTION
[4+2+1] Done, but they think LordSlowpoke did all the work.Interesting. Let them believe in whatever they want. Convert more fools into my cult.
[2+2][2] Your new recruits hallucinate. Constantly.gain an random Special ability.
1 point for action and 1 for luck
[2+1] [Dodge: pebbles]
Ethereal:62
Nunzillor:11
DaveTheGrave:50
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:4
poketwo:8
Nosaneinme:39
BFEL:41
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:9
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:39
4maskwolf:6
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: One fist spent.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
aid those in need. Two points.
[2+2] Malus aided.Do nothing productive.
You do so.Gain a random special ability too.
[6] [Burn divinity]((Science isn't just about gathering information. It's also the development and testing of devices and procedures.)) Write down the info for future use and see if I can restore the universe to normal.
I cede the argument. You already wrote down the info. [1+3] You can repair the universe. You just need a lot more raw power than you have.Start learning the powers of the arcane- gain the special ability to use magic to attack. 3 points.
[2+2] [Interdimensional attack]
Start recruiting some Pokemon as my followers. +1.
[2+1] You only recruit a few.Get random abilities.
[3] [Superhuman Teacrafter]Discover Ancient (I.E. the great war which destroyed Spendpointia) civil (i.e. non-weapon) technology for the Empire of Malus, make it common throughout the empire.
[4] You improve Malus's quality of life.Get worshiped. 1 point for necessary changes to social structure and/or luck.
[2+1] You only get a small cult.Really? Hallucinate? That's all? Quite a hard-minded cultists this time... Teach them how to make an interreality channel that would somewhat connect our universes.
[1] You disrupt Dreamspace, and it no longer connects to the layer you're in.Do preliminary research on the Peaceful Solution, a drug that prevents war in humans.
[5] You figure out how to make it.FIND OUT WHO BLITZ'S ALLIES EVEN ARE
Some aliens.SMITE LORDSLOWPOKE!
Dammit, I said NO HELPING!
SMITE LORDSLOWPOKE!
Dammit, I said NO HELPING!
FUTURE-PUNCH LORDSLOWPOKE
You can't escape the helping!
[3 vs. 4] Sergarr punches LordSlowpoke into the future. [3] A year in the future, to be exact.
Ethereal:63
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:51
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:6
IcyTea31:12
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:5
poketwo:9
Nosaneinme:40
BFEL:42
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:10
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:40
4maskwolf:5
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: All fists spent.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Make a sandcastle.
[1] You can't even find a beach.Create a great statue in Felidaeton.
1 point for sub-continental activity.
[3] You create a small statue.Alright, now I want a special ability. +3 for luck.
[3+3] [Godeater]Create an event that allows volunteers to sample the drugs. If they volunteer, they get a cookie! They can't possibly resist!
3 points for a successful event.
[1+3] You get a lot of people to use the drugs.Design and test the Warlock chair Mk 1 a device that allowed me to skim off the top of excess energy produced by the local G.L.E.s (God Like Entities) to give me similar power.
It's going to be weaker than gods even if you make it perfectly. [6+3] It drains the power of gods directly, making them weaker by it's mere existence. Except for darkpaladin109 because he's almost immutable.Use magic and other means to build a massive underground cavern, and plant grass all over it. Plant tree seeds into the ground, and then invite survivors of Jack A T's massacre on Bubblaria's militia to join.
Use magic and other means to build a massive underground cavern, and plant grass all over it. Plant tree seeds into the ground, and then invite survivors of Jack A T's massacre on Bubblaria's militia to join.
As the countess of Felidaeton, assist Coolrune206 and attempt to make an alliance with him.
[6+1] The cavern collapses almost immediately.REUNITE WITH NEWLY ACQUIRED ALIENALLIES
GET SPACE BEERS AND STUFF
[2] You can't find your way off-world.Use magic and other means to build a massive underground cavern, and plant grass all over it. Plant tree seeds into the ground, and then invite survivors of Jack A T's massacre on Bubblaria's militia to join.
Just as a note, all of Bubblaria and its people are already a part of the Empire of Malus. We have improved the quality of life significantly and have already set up fledgling trade network. As Emperor, you are welcome to assist in the efforts of increasing the Imperial power. I could even give you a job. Perhaps as Mayor (That was destroyed, forgot) Magistrate of Bubblaria?
As the countess of Felidaeton, assist Coolrune206 and attempt to make an alliance with him.
Furthermore, I would like to extend an invitation of vassalization to you. You would keep your title, and control of you city. A united land is greater for all.
Without further to do, using the Forge which I still totally have, construct of perfectly safe and efficient energy source to power the Entirety of the Empire of Malus. 2 points.
[5+1+1] You create a reactor that uses souls for fuel.Hm... It starts getting complicated... Return to the Dreamspace to gather more power for the interreality channel.
[4] Dreamspace reached.Do random stuff.
[1] You act in an orderly and predictable manner.Attain mastery of Light Magic (http://www.zimlab.com/wizardry/flamestryke/mm7/charinfo7/splight.html), 4 points.
[4+3] You gain that ability, but you have trouble controlling it.Send messages to various bubblarians, telling how their Great Leader is lying to them, and that Jack A T would never commit such a monstrous act, at least not without provocation from their Great Leader.
As many points as necesarry, and if I can, enough points to make this action succeed.
3 points spent. [1+3] You convince Bubblaria that what you say is true. Which, IIRC, it is.Cuddle some kittens.
[6] You crush the kittens.
Ethereal:64
Nunzillor:10
DaveTheGrave:52
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:9
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:4
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:13
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:6
poketwo:10
Nosaneinme:41
BFEL:43
Coolrune206:11
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:41
4maskwolf:6
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: One fist spent.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
If the cavern collapsed, then the hole would have filled with dirt, said dirt coming from the surface. Find the massive indent on the surface, and start building Solas there. Make it's economy focused on science, biology, and forestry.
[4] Solas construction started.Shoggoth in an adorable way.
[2] Your shoggothness died with you, and fails to get around that. For now, at least.((So now every god except darkpaladin109 is weakened by Froggy's machine? Just a sec, I need to get my fixing fist.))
Send lesser god follower to fix the machine so it cannot access my power. +2
Smite that damn machine. Smite it into little tiny pieces.
((I'm not even in the 'verse, what is the range on that thing? Also, smiting it might not be the best of ideas as it runs on godly power...))
Have my avatar tune the machine to decrease or even remove the negative effects of the energy-siphoning.
((So now every god except darkpaladin109 is weakened by Froggy's machine? Just a sec, I need to get my smiting fist.))
Smite that damn machine. Smite it into little tiny pieces.
Smash it to pieces (the machine) and collect the scraps from it.
Prevent the smashing of Froggy's machine from causing collateral damage.
1 point for subcontinental activity.
assist jack by creating a shield around the local area, but permeable to divine magic to allow machine smashing.
Jack, 4maskwolf action: [5+1] You ward the area against all destruction, and place a shield around it.
[6+1+1+2 vs. 2+3-1] Beirus's lesser god follower and IcyTea's avatar fight off Roc. Then they modify the warlock chair so that it does not draw from overgods and drains other gods a lot less.Find some insane scientists among my children.
[1] You find that they hate science, and kill scientists on sight.Well, that's a start. Need a good source of souls though. Hm...
Or, lets knock out that silly requirement.
Modify the Reactor so it has a much better (i.e. less evil) fuel source, while still being efficent and safe. 1 point.
[5+1] You modify it to take a gods power to sustain it. The divine power will power the reactor indefinitely. If you can get it.Regenerate fists. 1 point
[3] You regenerate one of your fists.Tune the device to function on only excess energy of action as opposed to actively drawing.
[2+3] Modification made.Seclude myself in a cave.
[5] You find a nice, remote cave.
Ethereal:65
Nunzillor:11
DaveTheGrave:53
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:5
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:14
Lyeos:9
Scotsmen:15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:11
Nosaneinme:42
BFEL:44
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:42
4maskwolf:7
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: One fist spent.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Oh... Well, become a shoggoth with three points again.
[4] You are a shoggoth again.Continue building! One point for luck.
[2+1] The stuff you build is not very good.((what's with the random -1 and how many points are needed to create an Dimension?))
((Destruction ward.))
Begin stabilization of the universe. 2 points.
[3+3+2] Universe stable, sealed off.That is a better power source, but still pretty poor...
Ah well, I'll take it.
Peacefully annex the city of (or, at least, the site of) Solas into the Empire. Mr. Coolrune is still allowed perfect autonomy in control of it.
That is a better power source, but still pretty poor...
Ah well, I'll take it.
Peacefully annex the city of (or, at least, the site of) Solas into the Empire. Mr. Coolrune is still allowed perfect autonomy in control of it.
Refuse annexing! 3 points!
Really man? Can I not do anything without someone stealing it?
[3 vs. 3+3] The annexation of Solas fails.((Another god - power stealing machine? Must...resist...urge..to...smite.))
Wait and watch.
[4] You watch.Perfect. I declare a war on science of another reality! How would they get there? 2 points.
[5+2] They launch explosive parts of Dreamspace at the higher layer of reality, damaging it heavily.Now, wait for the heroes o show up.
[6] They do. And they're hostile.Now, wait for the heroes o show up.
((Why are you waiting for some hero's (like Kirby) to appear))
Find some insane scientists among my children.
[1] You find that they hate science, and kill scientists on sight.
Ask why they hate science so Much. 1 point for luck so they don't kill me
[5+1] "Because it's blasphemy, of course."Use my Light Magic to cast Day of the Gods. 1 point.
[1+1][1] The spell consumes most life in your general area, and uses that power to cause a large burst of light. You're pretty sure there wasn't any hard radiation.
Furthermore, I would like to extend an invitation of vassalization to you. You would keep your title, and control of you city. A united land is greater for all.
I accept your invitation, as you are right; a united land fares far better for both of us.
Study ancient arcane tomes and lore.
[1] You find that there isn't any such stuff on Earth. Stuff that can be read without losing your sanity, at least.
Do something productive.
Start a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the health of the world's people.
Start a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the health of the world's people.
Assist.
Start a non-profit organization dedicated to improving the health of the world's people.
Assist action however I can. Hey, healthier people means more die of murder than natural causes, right? ((WHO are you trying to expy with that, by the way?))
[5+2] You start turning them into robots. Robots don't get sick, after all.
Ethereal:66
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:54
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:6
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:15
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:16
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:12
Nosaneinme:43
BFEL:45
Coolrune206:9
BlitzDungeoneer:13
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:43
4maskwolf:8
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: One fist spent.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
...better get back to regenerating fists. Life consuming sounds like a good spell effect, though....
Regenerate fist, 1 point.
[3] You do, but it's paralyzed.Try to use to ancient god power I received on my first turn to fix my curse.
Those gods are long dead.Reintegrate the concept of mayor and run for the position. All points plus throne.
[5] You are now mayor.Make Solas better. 2 points.
[4+2] You add spikes and lava. It's not safe, but it is better.Weaponize ghosts.
[2] You can't find any ghosts.Doo dee doo, waiting and watching. Polish my smiting fist.
[2] You can't find any fist polish.Work on an Imperial Space Program
[4] You gain the technology to make the space program.Woohoo! Great choice of the weapon. Alright, move onto damaged reality and start conquest with remaining cultists.
[2] You won't take it over for at least a few billion years at the speed you're taking it over.Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Assist.
assist Jack in defending the earth from sun-gas.
Belch Sun-gas towards the Earth.
Block the Sun-gas with my divine powers.
Punch the Sun-gas 3 turn into the future.
Lyeos's action: [5] You belch a massive stream of plasma towards Earth.
[4+2] Earth is put in a bubble, before Sergarr punches the plasma three turns into the future.
Did the plasma arrive?
Yes, but it was blocked by Earth's bubble. Also I forgot about that.Talk to these hostile heroes.
[3] You get them to put off fighting you.Study the ancient arcane sanity-destroying tomes because why not.
[6] You have gone stark raving mad, and now know how to use magic. Bold text, as usual, is trustworthy. Other text in response to your actions is not.
Ethereal:67
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:55
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:9
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:7
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:16
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:17
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:13
Nosaneinme:44
BFEL:46
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:14
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:44
4maskwolf:9
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
[
Punch into future]: Two fists available.
Scotsmen
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
Existing but unheld
None.
Welp, forgot about the plasma. Better let it dissipate before the space program continues.
Create a god-battery for the purpose of powering the generator. As in, a battery which is a god, and therefore powers it. 3 points, put 2 for luck.
[6+2] The battery is sapient, an overgod, and has complete control over the reactor. There is spare power most of the time.Do a check up on Bubblaria in general as I have paid little to no attention to anyone else this entire time and must find out the state of by beloved city and it's indestructible force feild.
[1] Lifeless ruins.Get people to live here. Make them immortal and unkillable. Three points.
[6] They hate you, and take over Solas.Get new DF version, 3 points.
[1+3] Got it.Adjust my health organization so it creates cyborgs, not robots.
1 point.
EDIT: blah tired
[6] You just turn the rest of the life of Earth into cyborgs. Remember what my last action was as I play DF2013.
Remember what my last action was as I play DF2013.
[1] You can't find DF2014.Change reality into Dwarf Fortress 2014, including bugs. 13 points.
Heh... Then, it's time to spread madness around there.
((By my findings, pouring all your points into a single action is not the most effective way. But still a very fun one.))
Change reality into Dwarf Fortress 2014, including bugs. 13 points.
I don't like actions so if I am affected:
Use the special ability called dodge magic to avoid being directly affected by these actions (2 points for luck).
if not affected:
Get permission from Beirus to drink the soda ocean.
[3+8] Nunzillor performs their action. Reaility quickly crashes, killing almost all non-god beings. [Stable existence] I survive. [6] DaveTheGrave reforms as a construct of remaining data. [6+2] Roc dodges out of reality entirely. Gods survive. Other players: respawn?I need another special ability. +3
[4+3] [Shattering power]Heh... Then, it's time to spread madness around there.
((By my findings, pouring all your points into a single action is not the most effective way. But still a very fun one.))
Heh... Then, it's time to spread madness around there.
((By my findings, pouring all your points into a single action is not the most effective way. But still a very fun one.))
Assist! Madness shall reign!
Heh... Then, it's time to spread madness around there.
Assist. Make sure it's murderous mania instead of something boring like depression or catatonic psychosis.
Search for an apothecary or witch-doctor of some variety to fix my curse.
Actions invalidated by crash.Steal Ethereal's points. 10 points for luck.
Breaks op rules, and as such is invalid.
Ethereal:68
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:56
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:8
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:9
IcyTea31:17
Lyeos:9
Scotsmen:18
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:7
poketwo:14
Nosaneinme:45
BFEL:47
Coolrune206:6
BlitzDungeoneer:15
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:45
4maskwolf:10
Humaan:6
Frostmoon:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 5 turns of cooldown.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
((What do my special abilities do?))
Make sure followers are okay. +3
[3+3] They seem to have gone back in time, for the most part. [1] You rip reality up a lot.Respawn as myself. With no penalties from my death and all my bonuses. 2 points.
[3+2] It is done.Respawn as the insane magic-using countess of Felidaeton; a.k.a. what I was.
[3] Your magic is weaker.Respawn, and use interdimensional attack on Nunzillor for killing everyone. 5 points.
You don't have that ability since your death.Fix the bugs in the universe.
Fix the bugs in the universe.
Assist with this since I am outside of reality.
[6+1] You render a very large area of crashed reality into void.Uhh, my bad. Benevolence was getting a little boring, but I honestly didn't mean to destroy the universe...
Recreate the universe and its inhabitants through sheer force of will. 1 point.
You're not that powerful.So that means Overbattery survived. Which mean, by extention, the power generator survived. Still, man, that was overkill.
Respawn as the Emperor of Malus. Which is dead, but I still am the emperor!
[2] You are not an emperor anymore.Eat people.
[6] You eat one of the inhabitants of Solas, and they seem to be fighting you from the inside. Of you.Report the reality crash to the mighty Mantis in the sky.
[5] It'll be fixed next release.RESPAWN
TALK TO JACK IN ORDER TO CRASH UNIVERSE
Universe already crashed.Get me some special abilities.
[1] [Activation limiter]((Being in another reality, I presume that I survive? Nunzillor changed first reality, after all, while I messed with the second.))
Probe the Dreamspace to see if it still exists.
Sure. Also you're a god, so you would have survived if you were in the crashed reality. But Dreamspace was destroyed. REBOOT UNIVERSE_
REPEAT UNTIL CRITERIA MET: TALONIS HAVE DF2014
Insufficient permissions to use command "reboot".Respawn
Attempt the day of the gods shenanigans again.
You don't have magic since you died.
Ethereal:69
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:57
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:5
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:9
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:10
IcyTea31:18
Lyeos:10
Scotsmen:19
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:8
poketwo:15
Nosaneinme:46
BFEL:48
Coolrune206:7
BlitzDungeoneer:16
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:46
4maskwolf:11
Humaan:7
Frostmoon:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 4 turns of cooldown.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
Digest them.
[1] They burst out of your chest. You bleed to death. Respawn?Find ways to strengthen my magic.
[3] You find a ritual to increase your power, and it's perfectly safe.Get a special ability which is an attack that can give me a +5 to attacks. Then get a special ability that is a utility that gives me a +2 to all rolls. 7 points.
The attack one is fine by me. The +2 to all rolls is not.((Is the WT Mk 1 still there.))
Do some research as to the exact moment Bubblaria was destroyed.
The WT was destroyed in the crash. [1+3] About 8 hours into the war.((Is the WT Mk 1 still there.))
Do some research as to the exact moment Bubblaria was destroyed.
Lie to him, telling Jack A T murdered everyone inside for fun, then burned down the city.
[6] You talk at Froggy about how Jack is evil....even dream space was destroyed...
Using a decompiler, edit the universe's source code to include dreamspace. Then compile it. 2 points.
[5+1 You rewrite the universe's source, but introduce a lot of bugs. You lack the ability to update reality, so the bugs aren't a threat.Call upon the One Who Has Toadiness to fix the universe.
[6] Toady fixes the bugs, updating and reloading the save will work.Well, that sucks.
Ally myself with the Godbattery, and request godhood from its powers as Overgod. 1 point for luck.
[2+1] You are granted the status of lesser god.Introduce the brand new Dreamspace v2.0 into the changed reality. 1 bonus point.
[5+1] Dreamspace v2 has a lot more mind-warping properties.Welp.
Go back to punching Ethereal.
[3] You punch Ethereal weakly.report an possible glitch that one off the gods called Beirus that s/he corrupts reality when any action is performed.
[2] You can't find the bug report location.
Ethereal:70
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:58
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:6
LordSlowpoke:11
darkpaladin109:10
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:10
IcyTea31:19
Lyeos:11
Scotsmen:20
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:9
poketwo:16
Nosaneinme:47
BFEL:49
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:17
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:47
4maskwolf:12
Humaan:7
Frostmoon:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 3 turns of cooldown.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
Update and load the save.
[3] Latest update unavailable, downloading unstable release.
Installing update.
Save loaded.
Reality is still buggy, but it's unlikely to crash.Begin reconstruction of a much more efficient WT. 2 points.
[6+3+2] You create a perfect WT. It uses your bonus as material.Get a +5 to all attacks. 5 points.
[5+2] You gain a +8 on all attacks, except against Jack.No. I was a Shoggoth, and therefore did not have a chest. I'm perfectly fine.
[2] You are not a shoggoth, and your barrier-bypassing abilities are still dead.Spawn as an elephant wizard. Inspect the surrounding area.
[5] You are an elephant wizard in a human town.Because I'm constructed of the code, apparently, I'll see if I can use this to control this new world.
[6] You can, but it may drive you insane.Because I'm constructed of the code, apparently, I'll see if I can use this to control this new world.
((I can easily stop you since I am outside reality.))
Learn how to fix bugs and glitches
[4] You gain some programming knowledge and full update permissions are granted to you.The Godbattery is the best thing I have made.
Gain the ability to create and expand a personal pocket dimension. 5 points, plus 1 for luck.
Charging 4 points. [2+1] You create a small pocket dimension. Steal Godbattery.
[3] You seize legal control over the reactor.Magnificient. Spread it further. More insanity and dreams!
[3] Dreamspace grows in non-linearity.Attack Godbattery with fists.
[2 vs. 5+8] You are vaporized by a wave of plasma from the Godbattery. Respawn?
Ethereal:71
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:59
The Froggy Ninja:1
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:12
darkpaladin109:11
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:11
IcyTea31:20
Lyeos:12
Scotsmen:21
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:10
poketwo:17
Nosaneinme:48
BFEL:50
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:18
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:48
4maskwolf:13
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 2 turns of cooldown.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
Begin magical research on a powerful earth spell.
[1] You find that you cannot cast powerful earth spells.Respawn, then.
It is done.F-f-f-f-fantastic! I wasn't gonna attack Jack, anyways! (Secretly turns around and mumbles something about stupid overshots, and him hating the GM's ironic sense of humor.)
Start increasing that combat boost. I want to become unstoppable. 4 points.
[6+1] Your combat bonus is now +10 as long as you are moving, +5 otherwise.Continue efforts.
[5] You spread Dreamspace to the main reality. And a few layers down.Use the throne to peer into the past and gain a more specific time for when Bublaria was obliterated.
[3] Second half of the hour.Sap Coolrune's combat power.
Sap part of Coolrune's combat power while replacing it with an equal bonus to the practice of law.
1 point for sub-continental activity plus 1 point for luck.
[6+1] Coolrune's combat bonus while moving is lowered to +8, and they get a +2 to law.Respawn, then become the God of Light Magic. 5 points
[5+2] You have a +2 to light magic, but your other divine powers are much weaker than normal.
Ethereal:72
Nunzillor:3
DaveTheGrave:60
The Froggy Ninja:2
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:13
darkpaladin109:12
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:12
IcyTea31:21
Lyeos:13
Scotsmen:22
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:11
poketwo:18
Nosaneinme:49
BFEL:51
Coolrune206:1
BlitzDungeoneer:18
Sergarr:1
Spacefaye:49
4maskwolf:14
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 1 turn of cooldown.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
Begin magical research on a powerful water spell.
[3] You figure out how to control small amounts of water.Peer harder!
[3] Last quarter of the hour.Build a Lego dinosaur.
[4] Dinosaur built.Read the Necronomicon. Use however many points are needed, plus (if possible) 3 points for luck.
Day of the Gods the everloving shit of that Necronomicon. All undead must perish!
Day of the Gods the everloving shit of that Necronomicon. All undead must perish!
Nah. Alhazred was positively insane. As such, his creation must survive at any cost.
I engage Sergarr in a psychic duel.
4 points charged to Frostmoon. [6+1 vs. 6+1] In the psychic duel, Dreamspace is made a lot brighter. It's a draw, and the necronomicon remains intact. [3+3] Frostmoon reads the necronomicon and preforms a ritual inside it, causing her mind to be bound to Dreamspace.Find someone doing an evil crime. Beat them up while circling around them.
[5] You bust a mob hideout.Shouldn't I have one point?
Thank you for pointing that out.ALL HAIL THE GODBATTERY, IT WILL POWER THE FUTURE. ALSO, IT HAS A TEMPER.
Make my pocket dimension continuously grow. 3 points, plus 1 for luck.
[4+1] It now grows at whatever speed you want.
Ethereal:73
Nunzillor:4
DaveTheGrave:61
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:9
LordSlowpoke:14
darkpaladin109:13
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:13
IcyTea31:22
Lyeos:14
Scotsmen:23
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:12
poketwo:19
Nosaneinme:50
BFEL:52
Coolrune206:2
BlitzDungeoneer:19
Sergarr:2
Spacefaye:50
4maskwolf:15
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:10
Elephant Parade:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
Shattering power]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
Help build a homeless shelter.
Awesome! Thank you Sarrak, for protecting the Necronomicon. :3
Assist Lyeos in building a homeless shelter. One point.
[5+1+1] You create an bunker of a homeless shelter.Increase my power, and continue upholding the law.
... at the rate things are going, someone's going to invite me to Jack A T's organization. I don't know how I'm going to respond :l
[1] You get arrested for disorderly conduct.HARDER!!!!!!!!! One point,
[3+3+1] You gain the unsorted points in time of Bubblarias destruction for all timelines.Set pocket dimension's growth speed to double in size every day.
Reobtain the rights to the Godbattery
Growth rate set. [1] You are barred from owning any batteries.Okay, I'm pretty sure I have three points more than I should. Unless spawning as something doesn't use up points.
Begin magical research on a powerful fire spell.
[3] You gain some control over fire.request an list of known glitches.
start fixing the glitches including the one that when berius does any action, reality is corrupted.
request an list of known glitches.
start fixing the glitches including the one that when berius does any action, reality is corrupted.
Send lesser god to help achieve result most beneficial to me. +2. But if it looks like it will erase me or otherwise be detrimental, make with the smiting and use the +2 for that instead.
[4+1+2] You fix all the glitches, and remove all default command permissions. Including bug reports.Place Coolrune in command of a small team of police officers.
1 point for sub-continental action.
[6] You give Coolrune control over the closest police department.So, with the book safe... Time to read it!
[6] You try out a few rituals that you didn't already know, but they don't summon anything useful.Well since I have control off the new world, with the chance of insanity. I'll just remove the curse from myself.
[2] You get a lot of errors, but cause no effect.nobody tell dave the curse wore off already
When did it wear off?
Ethereal:74
Nunzillor:5
DaveTheGrave:62
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:15
darkpaladin109:14
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:14
IcyTea31:23
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:24
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:13
poketwo:20
Nosaneinme:51
BFEL:53
Coolrune206:3
BlitzDungeoneer:20
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:51
4maskwolf:16
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:10
Elephant Parade:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
nobody tell dave the curse wore off already
That's...not true.
Also, since it didnt work, TRY AGAIN!
[1] You delete the escape clause, and [4] see horribly twisted space for a moment.New special ability. +2
[4+2] re-add the default command permissions. 1 point for luck
[4+1] Done.Curses!
Ask the help from someone who knows law to prove that people can't limit my ability to own batteries.
[3] It should finish in your favor in a few months.Drop artifacts of great power down onto the world! However, make them only usable by those whose minds are set on doing good with said artifacts.
[2] You drop some rocks on hell.Since I'm now the chief of the cops arresting me, have them release me. Then go stop some crime.
[3] The cops release you, but you can't see any crime.Huh. Yes, it makes sense. Only mortal can use it to the fullest... Give it to someone worthy.
[3] You hand it back to Frostmoon.Sort them. One point.
[3+3+1] You arrange the destructions of Bubblaria into an elaborate folder system. It's a bit hard to find anything useful in there.
Learn how to cast a 'Teleport' spell. If needed, use up point for just attempting to cast a spell, plus two points for luck.
2 points charged. [4+2] You learn how to reliably teleport.What was I even trying to do again?
I don't know.
Ethereal:75
Nunzillor:6
DaveTheGrave:63
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:7
LordSlowpoke:16
darkpaladin109:15
Jack A T:8
Sarrak:15
IcyTea31:24
Lyeos:16
Scotsmen:25
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:14
poketwo:21
Nosaneinme:52
BFEL:54
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:21
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:52
4maskwolf:17
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:10
Elephant Parade:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Make hell be able to transform into a giant robot. Spend however points are necesarry for this+4 points.
Make hell be able to transform into a giant robot. Spend however points are necesarry for this+4 points.
Assist this, because this sounds just plain awesome. :3
7 points charged. [2+4+1] Hell is now a giant robot. Hell uses magical energy as fuel, in sufficient quantity to wipe out an entire planet's magic in about an hour of full operation. Not counting repairs.SORT HARDER!!!!!!
[4+3] You get the sorted data from the future. The system that was used to sort it seems to be fueled by souls. And you will make it.Grow more powerful by fighting any crime I see. +1
[1+1] You continue to not see any crime.Excellent. I have the time. I am a (lesser) god now.
Ascend in the ranks of godhood. 3 points, plus for luck
Plus what for luck?Do the thing...
[4] You do so. Whatever the thing is.Unite the different realities via Dreamspace, collecting the dreams of many races and cultures. 5 points for impossibility, 2 for luck.
5 points charged. [4+2] You spread Dreamspace to all realities, using your dreams to connect different parts of Dreamspace.Reflect on what I've done and ponder what more I can do.
[4] Your divinity urges you to spread trust in you, so you can easily get away with murder. Your conscience continues to say nonsense about murder being wrong.
Ethereal:76
Nunzillor:7
DaveTheGrave:64
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:8
LordSlowpoke:17
darkpaladin109:9
Jack A T:9
Sarrak:11
IcyTea31:25
Lyeos:17
Scotsmen:26
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:15
poketwo:22
Nosaneinme:53
BFEL:55
Coolrune206:4
BlitzDungeoneer:22
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:53
4maskwolf:18
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:11
Elephant Parade:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Go... We have all these gods... That are... Benevolent, in their own minds...
Become... God of Evil.... Five points?
[6+2] You ascend to godhood. You also alter reality such that future actions will be interpreted in malevolent ways, if possible. Starting next turn.((Sarrak will hate me for this))
Update reality
[6] You update to an unstable release.Celebrate that the city remains lawful.
[4] You throw a party.Design a prototype for a device with the look of a blanket that reflects the state of space-time (generating tears when there's a paradox) and vice versa.
[3+3] You design and create it.Appoint Coolrune to the judiciary.
[1] You find yourself under arrest for meddling in the government.((Sarrak will hate me for this))
Update reality
((Well, yes. Because of you I must update Dreamspace frequently as well...))
Upgrade the Dreamspace for automatically updating along with the universe.
[6] You set Dreamspace to be 2 updates ahead of the universe.Continue research on fire magic.
[3] You make little progress.Aw carp, thought that button got hit.
Ascend in the Ranks of Godhood. 3 points, plus 1 for luck.
[6+1] You sacrifice a few million people to fuel your ascension to the status of overgod.
Ethereal:77
Nunzillor:8
DaveTheGrave:65
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:9
LordSlowpoke:18
darkpaladin109:10
Jack A T:10
Sarrak:12
IcyTea31:26
Lyeos:13
Scotsmen:27
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:16
poketwo:23
Nosaneinme:54
BFEL:56
Coolrune206:5
BlitzDungeoneer:23
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:54
4maskwolf:19
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:12
Elephant Parade:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Try to figure out ways to gain more power without sacrificing my ability to affect the world on smaller scales, Also grant upon Frostmoon a suit of power, and a set of powers to go along with his name, and make him the resident superhero of Bublaria!
[1] You find that it is impossible, under the current laws of physics, to gain more power than you have without losing the ability to work on small scales. And that took your entire turn.Represent myself in the criminal trial, and get myself acquitted.
5 points.
Represent myself in the criminal trial, and get myself acquitted.
3 points.
ACE PROSECUTOR WIZERD WILL DEFEND THE INTEGRITY OF THE LAW BY PUTTING THIS CRIMINAL SCUM BEHIND ALL THE BARS
+10
Immediately order that Jack A T is released, and, if it doesn't work, give him a hand in court.
[4+5+1 vs. 3+10] Jack is found guilty, and sentenced to 100 years in jail.((What are the limits of the WT Mk1?))
Pop into existence the perfect tailor. Bound to maintain the time stream from falling apart. Two points.
The WT is about god level. I don't think you can do that.Try to figure out ways to gain more power without sacrificing my ability to affect the world on smaller scales, Also grant upon Frostmoon a suit of power, and a set of powers to go along with his name, and make him the resident superhero of Bublaria!
((Her, DP. Her.))
Provide jobs to the homeless and especially to orphans.
[2] No one seems to be interested in culling the weak.Everything is done. Now it is time to prepare for oncoming War of the Gods. Multiply the Dreamspace horrors that still exist.
[1] You strike most of them down.Figure out whether what Sarrak's doing will hurt my mind, which is bound to Dreamspace.
Thank you, darkpaladin109. :3 But, um, one little note: I'm female. :3
It won't.Have a sudden breakthrough in fire research.
[2] You don't.
Distribute all of my points to those who have been benevolent.
((the rules say no to this))
try to find glitches
[4] You find some unintended ways to destroy souls.((Hmm, in that case))
Assist benevolent players in a helpful manner. I think 2 points covers this non-destructively.
Please be specific in your assistance. Steal points from another player.
No. Your skin peels off, followed by your organs emitting antiprotons. Respawn?
Ethereal:78
Nunzillor:9
DaveTheGrave:66
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:10
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:11
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:13
IcyTea31:27
Lyeos:14
Scotsmen:28
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:17
poketwo:24
Nosaneinme:55
BFEL:57
Coolrune206:6
BlitzDungeoneer:24
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:55
4maskwolf:20
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:13
Elephant Parade:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Quickly get one of my "Contacts" to bust Jack out. 2 points.
[5+1] You do so, but are fired and arrested for that.Continue researching fire.
Question: if bonuses drive a roll above 6, will the effect be increased?
Yes, rolls above 6 will have more effect. [5] You find out how to convert life to fire, and vice versa.Set up a new education system.
[1] You drain the minds of children.((What are the limits of a god?))
Previous action. Four points.
Gods have up to planet-scale reality warping, in most cases. It is possible to block divine power, unlike 3 point actions. [4+1-1] It is done.Welp. I was hoping not to be an overgod. Ah well...
Check on the growth of the pocket dimension. Trials take some time, so it must have grown a bit.
[3] It has not grown much.File an appeal, and win.
Prevent LordSlowpoke from destroying the entire political and legislative system! That is, stop LordSlowpoke from taking the action he is taking.
6 points.
PUSH IN SAFEGUARDS SO THAT THE LAW CANNOT BE TAMPERED WITH IN ANY FASHION, SPEND 9
[6+8-1-6] It is now illegal to change, create, remove, or interpret any rules, laws, policies, or similar stuff. Everywhere. Respawn as Banker, invest all my points to double them in three turns.
No. You are in a large chamber with spiked walls now.The unworthy died. Time to repopulate my realm. +2 points for luck.
[5+2] You twist countless mortals into factories for horrors.celebrate the 75th turn of this RTD and fix the glitches.
[3] You fix a few bugs.Randomly appear in front of another player.
[1] You stay in your cave.Try to spend a point on summoning a sword made of fluffy wamblers. If I still cant spend points, then...
Try to break the curse again.
Its hard out here when youre made of code.
[1] The curse remains unbroken.
Ethereal:79
Nunzillor:10
DaveTheGrave:67
The Froggy Ninja:3
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:12
Jack A T:1
Sarrak:12
IcyTea31:28
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:29
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:18
poketwo:25
Nosaneinme:56
BFEL:58
Coolrune206:5
BlitzDungeoneer:25
Sergarr:8
Spacefaye:56
4maskwolf:21
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:14
Elephant Parade:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
New religious institution, three points.
[1+3] You set up a church to yourself.Plead to Jack A T in prayer to get me removed from prison and reinstated. Explain that I was arrested for freeing him. Then mumble incoherently in a religious fashion.
EDIT: I'm going to be away for a week or so, in a place with no internet connection. I would like my character to be put on auto action. Thanks! Bye.
Ok. You are now on auto until you take a non-auto action.Remove Coolrune from prison.
Law has broken down completely, as it is completely unusable. Including the part about it being unusable.
[6+1] Jack preforms orbital bombardment on prisons, destroying them, and their surroundings. Also killing Coolrune.BECOME THE 2ND MOST POWERFUL BEING EVER WITHOUT FUSION, ALL MY POINTS
[5+22] You gain sufficient power to create layers of reality, but do not get any increase in ability to predict how they will turn out. Also, you lack the ability to act on scales smaller then an universe without direct reality warping via points.So, is it a special ability that I can use at will, or does it require preparation?
Research researching techniques.
You can use it at will, as can anyone who knows how. [1] You find out absolutely nothing about research.Observe for any rips in the Time Blanket.
[1] The Blanket is badly torn by the many anomalies in Dreamspace.Okay, this is getting boring, waiting for the this dimension to grow large enough for my plans.
Cause timeskip. 3 points, plus 1 for luck. If three points is not enough for this action, test divine strength on Pluto.
[2+1] It is now a week into the future.Appear in front of some random guy.
[3] You appear in some humans dream. It's a rather boring dream.Perfect. Start training an elite psyker horrors group.
[6] They rebel against your rule, and start taking over Dreamspace.Appear in front of a random player.
[1] You lose the ability to teleport.Sell the spikes for points. LOOT THE DEATHTRAP!
You can't gain more than one point per turn, no matter what you try.Get an snack
[4] You make and eat a ham sandwich.
Ethereal:80
Nunzillor:11
DaveTheGrave:68
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:12
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:13
Jack A T:2
Sarrak:13
IcyTea31:29
Lyeos:13
Scotsmen:30
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:19
poketwo:1
Nosaneinme:57
BFEL:59
Coolrune206:6
BlitzDungeoneer:26
Sergarr:9
Spacefaye:57
4maskwolf:22
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:15
Elephant Parade:12
Alev:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Spread the amazingness of the church of me into schools.
[1] Schools are hostile to you.Allow them to do so. It's fun to see how creations try to overthrow their creator. Hm... Yes. Help them in takeover! 1 point for luck
[2+1] Most of Dreamspace remains under your control.Set the tailor to fixing the time stream (Which given my success with the blanket would stabilize it without actually affecting the cause of the paradox.)
[2] The tailor takes a while to figure out how to repair it safely.Have a sudden breakthrough resulting in bonus to research. C + 2 points.
3 points charged. [2+2] +1 bonus to research gained.Influence him from his dream, basically possessing him. Use 2 points, I guess
[1+1] You can't get much of any control over him before he wakes up.Hmm, just a week. Still, x128 of previous size, its a start!
Use divine smiting to contain the horrors from taking over dreamscape. An Overgod needs to keep an eye out for these things.
[4] You blast the rebellion until it disbands, leaving large holes in Dreamspace.((You should realize that you'll probably take out chunks of Dreamspace with each smite. It's like trying to squash a roach with a wrecking ball. There won't be a Dreamspace left for the horrors to take over, although I suppose that's sort of like victory.))
Promote that lesser god follower I have to Greater God. +2.
[5+2] You transfer most of your power to them, rendering you a greater god, and them an overgod.Gain special ability [RESET_HARM], which negates all damage done to me.
Appropriate points, +2 points for luck.
5 points charged. [2+2] [RESET_HARM]Undo the orbital strikes and revive Coolrune outside a prison.
1 point.
[1] You protect your handiwork from meddling.I want an random special ability. 2 for action and 2 for luck
3 points charged. [5+2] [Mind-wipe]CREATE A LAYER OF REALITY AND PUT COMMUNISTS IN IT
[4] You do so.Become the God of Light harder. 7 points.
[5+4] You lose the ability to warp reality in non-light based ways without points, gain +3 to actions to control light, and gain -1 to other actions.
Respawn, join police.
Coolrune is rejected by the police.
Ethereal:81
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:69
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:11
LordSlowpoke:3
darkpaladin109:14
Jack A T:3
Sarrak:13
IcyTea31:30
Lyeos:14
Scotsmen:31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:17
poketwo:2
Nosaneinme:58
BFEL:60
Coolrune206:7
BlitzDungeoneer:22
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:58
4maskwolf:23
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:16
Elephant Parade:10
Alev:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Research methods of increasing research bonus.
[4] You can use reality-warping via points to raise the bonus.((The overgod I made is still my follower, right? Also yay, I can affect small things again.))
Go fishing.
[2] You can't seem to catch any fish.Brainwash the children harder!
[2] They resist.Go to another dream and try the same thing.
By last turn's precedent, that needs a point.Repair Dreamscape.
See, I knew stopping them was a good idea.
Oh well. Just as I start having fun, god comes and smites everything...
Repair Dreamscape.
See, I knew stopping them was a good idea.
Work alongside him, repairing damaged parts.
[5+1] You fix Dreamspace, then give it an actively malevolent mind for maintenance.Force the GM to include an arbitrary stat system in this game.
Appropriate points +2 points if possible.
7 points charged. [5+2] Done. All stats are bad to have at any value other then 0, are made up on the spot, and are modified by player's actions.Go back to fixing glitches
[6] You fix some glitches, but some of the code depended on the glitches, resulting in a bunch of new bugs.Teleport the Time Blanket and Tailor of Eternity into Blitz's base with a note that he is an ally and to gather any sewing materials he may need. One point.
[3-1+1] You teleport them to near the cave.Test my Light powers by turning a bunch of mortals into beings of pure light.
[2+3] You do so. They're quite effective and ruthless in their tasks.
Learn about law.
[1] Coolrune finds that most laws are classified.
Ethereal:82
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:70
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:12
LordSlowpoke:4
darkpaladin109:15
Jack A T:4
Sarrak:14
IcyTea31:31
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:32
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:18
poketwo:3
Nosaneinme:59
BFEL:61
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:16
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:59
4maskwolf:24
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:17
Elephant Parade:11
Alev:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
No one has any non-zero stats.
No stats exist yet.
Bring knowledge stat into existence. C + 2 points.
actually no, I don't have enough points for that sort of thing
Create fires. Fashion them into elephants.
[2] You fail.Go do something involving megacorporations.
[2] What megacorporations?Fix the legal system.
[6] You remove all restrictions on changing the law.Spend a point to enter another dream, spend 2 more for a +2 bonus.
2 points charged. [6+2] You enter a few dreams, slowly driving those who dream of you mad.Have The Tailor repair the Time Blanket.
[5] It is now completely repaired, and being maintained quite well.Continue fishing.
[4] You catch a bunch of fish.fix those glitches
[4] You do so.Now introduce a health system.
Same points as before:
[1+2] Health is now stored in the console system, but you don't have enough time to rewrite it. Minimal defiance+2.Start rallying my forces once again.
[4] You do so.Use my highly effective and ruthless beings of pure light to construct a city high in the sky.
[3+2] They do so. Start my own fight club. Spend all my points.
((Just wanna make an official PvP area))
[3+3] You capture a bunch of people and force them to fight. *Sigh* How many points do I have? I'm not on the list.
Opps. Let's say 30.Make sure the Malevolent entity is up to the task of keeping dreamscape the realm of DREAMS, not horrors.
[4] It will leave Dreamspace mostly unwarped.
Get clearance for laws.
[2] Coolrune is rejected from getting any clearance.
Ethereal:83
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:71
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:13
LordSlowpoke:5
darkpaladin109:16
Jack A T:5
Sarrak:15
IcyTea31:32
Lyeos:16
Scotsmen:33
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:19
poketwo:4
Nosaneinme:60
BFEL:62
Coolrune206:9
BlitzDungeoneer:10
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:60
4maskwolf:25
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:18
Elephant Parade:12
Alev:3
TalonisWolf:31
Salsacookies:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
None.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
Minimal defiance 2
Stats
Minimal defiance
((I know we can't directly influence points but can stats?))
Use the souls of the dead Bubblarians to fuel a information sorting machine.
Stats can be manipulated. [6+3] You create a deity-level power sorting machine, which is dedicated sorting all of reality. It starts with the information on Bubblaria's destruction.Do additional fire research.
[5] You gain complete immunity to all negative effects of heat or lack thereof.Open up a carnival for all the little girls and boys
With poisoned food and murd'rous horses
Insanity inducing rides and soulsucking toys
All power'd by my dark forces.
Also, fire myself for making such a terrible rhyme.
Open up a carnival for all the little girls and boys
With poisoned food and murd'rous horses
Insanity inducing rides and soulsucking toys
All power'd by my dark forces.
Also, fire myself for making such a terrible rhyme.
Make the forces of nature conspire against this event.
[6-1] The carnival goes very well, and becomes a tourist attraction.Possess someone, with a +2 bonus, and if needed, use 1 point to influence the dreamer to the point I control them.
3 points charged. [3+2] You gain complete control over a few people.((can I go on auto for Friday and Saturday because I am going somewhere that does not have internet where I am going for 2 days))
Update the game
[3] You forget to put all the bugfixes into the stable release.Get a random light-based special ability while sitting in my new cool city. 3 points.
[1] [Shadowy presence]Weave a dreams such to protect my children from the wraith of gods. 5+1 points
1 point charged. [3+1] You alter Dreamspace to almost entirely block divine wrath.Advertise my fight club throughout the city
[6] It becomes very well known, but you're pretty sure you're being investigated.
Learn how to control Dreamspace.
[4] Coolrune gains a little control over Dreamspace.
Ethereal:84
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:72
The Froggy Ninja:7
Beirus:14
LordSlowpoke:6
darkpaladin109:17
Jack A T:6
Sarrak:15
IcyTea31:33
Lyeos:17
Scotsmen:34
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:20
poketwo:5
Nosaneinme:61
BFEL:63
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:11
Sergarr:3
Spacefaye:61
4maskwolf:26
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:19
Elephant Parade:13
Alev:1
TalonisWolf:32
Salsacookies:2
abilities
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
Minimal defiance 1
Stats
Minimal defiance
((I meant can stats manipulate points?))
Teleport myself and the WT Mk1 to the top of a mountain or hill overlooking the Ruins of the Protected City.
[1-1] You tear a hole in space as you hurl yourself into the void between layers.((Wait, what? The Hell carnival is a tourist attraction?))
Screw it. Makes some demon minions, three points.
[1+3] You create some demons to serve as minions. They are good minions.Increase own Knowledge stat. C + 3 points.
If above action is impossible, increase research bonus. C + 2 points.
3 points charged, second action taken. [6+2] You now cannot roll below a 6 for research. If a roll you make for research is below 6, it will be increased to 6. Become The God of War. 5 points.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
Assist TalonisWolf.
More gods for the god of gods!
[1+2+1] Done.Wait until they wake up, and have all of them look around.
[3] It takes a while for them to wake up, and they don't see anything interesting.Add underlaying realities to my sphere of control, connecting them via Dreamspace. 3(it was done before several times)+2 points.
[3+2] You now control all lower layers of reality.Trying again for this, Timeskip, 3 points, 2 for luck.
[5+2] You timeskip a couple millennia into the future, with everyone else.Create fine clothing for the people of the world.
[2] You create some giant blobs of cloth.Use my knowledge of dreamspace to give myself even more lawful power. 3 points.
[4+3] You are now immune to the law.Gain connections with the police force
[3] You make some friends there, but it seems completely uncorrupted.Keep fixing glitches
[1] You unfix some bugs.Spend 3 points.
Become good at video games.
[2+3] You are now very good at video games.
Ethereal:85
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:73
The Froggy Ninja:8
Beirus:15
LordSlowpoke:7
darkpaladin109:18
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:11
IcyTea31:34
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:35
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:21
poketwo:6
Nosaneinme:62
BFEL:64
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:12
Sergarr:4
Spacefaye:62
4maskwolf:27
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:20
Elephant Parade:11
Alev:2
TalonisWolf:28
Salsacookies:3
Spinal_Taper:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceRight. Good minions get good benefits.
Work out a healthcare plan that they'll accept.
[3] You start negotiations on healthcare.Increase the size of my police force
[4] You enslave some police officers stealthily.Have the tailor fix the hole in space time.
[4] Done at the start of the timeskip.Continue fire research.
[(4+1)+1] You test how flammable dreams are. They are very flammable.Become extremely powerful. 3 points.
[4] You ascend to godhood.Create an international court for both civil and criminal issues.
[6] You do so, but it is swamped with cases.Now I am curious what happened in those "couple of millennia". I guess people shouldn't expect everything to be the same.
Lets see, by my calculations, the pocket universe has now increased by 2^730000 times (presuming every year was 365, and 2 millennia have passed), which would make it, if it was one cubic meter to start, larger than our own universe hundreds of times over. Eep.
Anyway, investigate the things which happened over the timeskip.
[2] Dreamspace has not changed to any significant extent. Civilization is nearing perfection in many fields, but is still far behind the players. Not much else has changed.Look around the rooms.
[2] You have trouble connecting with your slaves with so much time between you and them, and do not get knowledge of the rooms they are in.Engage in combat with Alev.
[6+5 vs. 4] BlitzDungeoneer kills Alev quite bloodily. Alev: respawn?Strengthen the bonds between Dreamspace layers. 2 points for luck.
[1+2] You strengthen them a little bit.
Ethereal:86
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:74
The Froggy Ninja:9
Beirus:16
LordSlowpoke:8
darkpaladin109:19
Jack A T:8
Sarrak:10
IcyTea31:35
Lyeos:16
Scotsmen:36
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:7
Nosaneinme:63
BFEL:65
Coolrune206:9
BlitzDungeoneer:13
Sergarr:5
Spacefaye:63
4maskwolf:28
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:21
Elephant Parade:12
Alev:3
TalonisWolf:29
Salsacookies:4
Spinal_Taper:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceCreate a sphere of refuge accessible to all. Those who enter it are immune to reality-shattering events and the actions of other players. However, only those judged to be benevolent may enter it. 3 points.
[6] You cover Earth in it.Da. Respawn.
Dammit autocorrect. Respawn is a word.
Done.Listen to their ideas.
[1] All of their ideas are terrible.Oh, is the auto-6 applied after the +1 bonus?
Also, I really want to set the Dreamworld on fire now.
Keep researching fire.
Yes, the auto-6 is applied after bonuses.
[(2+1)+3] You test the combustion temperatures of an assortment of sapient beings.((Everything I've done since my check-up on Bubblaria has led up to this moment.))
Pull Bubblaria into the present the second before it's destroyed.
((Everything I've done since my check-up on Bubblaria has led up to this moment.))
Pull Bubblaria into the present the second before it's destroyed.
Assist. Overgods can help with this stuff.
[3+1 You pull Bubblaria to the present.With my new police force, roll into the ruins of Bubblaria to try to catch raiders.
The ruins of Bubblaria no longer exist, nor have they ever existed in the current timeline.Appoint more judges to the international court!
[4] The judges are expected to finish the backlog in a year.Make dreams immune to fire. 1 point + 2 points.
[1+2] Dreams are now much less flammable. ((Everything I've done since my check-up on Bubblaria has led up to this moment.))
Pull Bubblaria into the present the second before it's destroyed.
If above is successful, Coup it and prepare it for WAR. If it isn't, coup Dreamspace and Ditto.
[1] You are killed in your attempted coup.
Ethereal:87
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:75
The Froggy Ninja:10
Beirus:17
LordSlowpoke:9
darkpaladin109:20
Jack A T:9
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:36
Lyeos:17
Scotsmen:37
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:23
poketwo:8
Nosaneinme:64
BFEL:66
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:14
Sergarr:6
Spacefaye:64
4maskwolf:29
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:22
Elephant Parade:13
Alev:4
TalonisWolf:30
Salsacookies:5
Spinal_Taper:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
Punch into future]
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defiance"Fffff-"
Set up a good one, ignoring their ideas.
[5] You do so. It's even self-sustaining.Send a message to the people of Bubblaria declaring myself their savior and God-Mayor of Bubblekind.
[2-1] They try to throw you out of town.((Mind if I join?))
Spawn as a Bubblarian citizen. Find a job.
[2] You do not find a job.Research fire magic.
[(4+1)+1] You figure out how to gain a massive amount of magical power from a stars violent death.Continue preparations for the War of Gods.
[2] You can't figure out what to do.Make the judges of the newly created international court demigods that never tire. That should increase productivity. 3 points.
[5+2] Their powers activate whenever they want something, even if that thing is against their morals.Reacquire my punching into future powers. 5 points.
[3+2] [Punch into future] regained.
Ethereal:88
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:76
The Froggy Ninja:11
Beirus:18
LordSlowpoke:10
darkpaladin109:21
Jack A T:7
Sarrak:9
IcyTea31:37
Lyeos:18
Scotsmen:38
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:24
poketwo:9
Nosaneinme:65
BFEL:67
Coolrune206:11
BlitzDungeoneer:15
Sergarr:7
Spacefaye:65
4maskwolf:30
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:23
Elephant Parade:14
Alev:5
TalonisWolf:31
Salsacookies:6
Spinal_Taper:4
Paphi:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceAll my points, then.
[4+16] [Eternal destroyer]Go get Paphi's gang and revert them all to an honest, working life using my new overgod powers.
[1] You increase crime across the world.Research a method to create Dreamspace portals.
If I turn a living being into fire, will the fire be inanimate?
Yes, turning a living thing into fire will make inanimate fire. [(2+1)+3] You find out how to eject a dream from Dreamspace with connections to Dreamspace intact. The dream can be steered to a particular location, with difficulty.Convince as many rebels as possible to calm down, then create internal strife within the rest of the rebels to splinter them into many smaller gangs. Assert shadowy dominance over Bubblaria's back alleys. Also, ensure my thugs are rewarded for their loyalty.
[1] The rest rebel against you, and [1 vs. 3+1] kill you. Respawn?Go left.
[6] You see a lynch mob killing someone. Magically force the police force to support my fight club. +3 to roll.
6 points charged. [3+3] They become addicted to your ancient fight club.Show them a chart of the net benefits of my life force remaining at current levels.
[3+3] You show that there is no significant benefit to you living.Keep fixing Glitches
[5] You fix a lot of them. Reality is very stable.Use light powers to light the army of hodlike horrors up.
[6] They glow so brightly that most mortals are blinded by looking at them.Interesting. Assist with the demigod's enhancement of humans to prepare for the upcoming monstrosity fight. 2 points.
[3+2] Humans are now better in every way.An army of godlike horrors? Man, this is getting tough to do.
Smash some of the horrors. They may be Godlike, but not OVERGODlike.
[1+8 vs. 6+3] They match you in combat, getting away unscathed.
[4] The army of godlike horrors splits due to brightness.
Ethereal:90
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:78
The Froggy Ninja:13
Beirus:20
LordSlowpoke:12
darkpaladin109:23
Jack A T:12
Sarrak:11
IcyTea31:39
Lyeos:1
Scotsmen:40
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:26
poketwo:11
Nosaneinme:67
BFEL:69
Coolrune206:13
BlitzDungeoneer:17
Sergarr:9
Spacefaye:67
4maskwolf:32
Humaan:6
Frostmoon:25
Elephant Parade:16
Alev:7
TalonisWolf:2
Salsacookies:8
Spinal_Taper:6
Paphi:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceUpdate with the bug fixes
[4] Done.Shake things up a bit in a few cities. Literally.
[3] You cause earthquakes in a city.Now update my fellow gods, giving them them more power to fight the uber-horrors. 2 points.
[5+1] You add weapons that draw on divine power to the gods. The weapons are all highly destructive, especially against the battlefield. They also give +2 to combat.What about the fact that I have godlike power to protect them with?
[1-1] You somehow irreversibly make them incapable of wanting you alive.Respawn as a contender for control of the gang +2.
Become literal Crime Lord +3.
Second action taken. 3 points charged. [5+3] You figure out mind control, and use it to take over the gang and gain a position in the nobility. With that, you're pretty well-known, and at least some people are plotting to assassinate you. time to go global, Fight Club.com
[1] You crash the server you're hosting the site on.Using the Forge of the Gods, create the weapon to save the world. 4 points.
Time to make the weapon to protect the world from the horrors. Time to make... the Blade of a Hero.
Using the Forge of the Gods, create the weapon to save the world. 5 points.
Time to make the weapon to protect the world from the horrors. Time to make... the Blade of a Hero.
Using my immense psychic powers, I assist in this creation, slightly altering it in the process - so that only lemmings could use it. +2 points
Using the Forge of the Gods, create the weapon to save the world. 4 points.
Time to make the weapon to protect the world from the horrors. Time to make... the Blade of a Hero.
Using my immense psychic powers, I assist in this creation, slightly altering it in the process - so that only lemmings could use it. +2 points
ACCEPT HELP, RESIST ALTERATION, 2 POINTS
I refuse to let such a epic weapon be changed to be silly. Maybe AFTER we defeat the horrors, but not before!
[6+1+4+1] [1+2 vs. 5+2] You create a colossal autonomous war-machine. It is quite capable of taking out the horrors, it use just about everything for fuel, it needs a lot of fuel (planets and the like), it will start exterminating horrors as soon as it gets a chance, and it is off. Also only a lemming can turn it on.
Team up with my Overgod follower and those elite holy warriors I created a while back to destroy the horrors.
[4+5+8+2 vs. 2+8] You kill most of the army, but some were not present in the battle.The gang have now killed men. I shall discipline them. Use the powers of justice to turn the gang into a bunch of pigs. Allow myself a short chuckle, then go off and find more crime to vaporize.
[2] You miss the planet entirely. If I keep abilities upon death, what abilities do I have?
If you die with that ability, you keep all special abilities you have. You currently have the listed abilities.Help kill the guy.
[6] You blow the target of the lynch up. There's blood everywhere.
Ethereal:91
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:79
The Froggy Ninja:14
Beirus:21
LordSlowpoke:13
darkpaladin109:24
Jack A T:13
Sarrak:10
IcyTea31:40
Lyeos:2
Scotsmen:41
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:27
poketwo:12
Nosaneinme:68
BFEL:70
Coolrune206:14
BlitzDungeoneer:18
Sergarr:10
Spacefaye:68
4maskwolf:33
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:26
Elephant Parade:17
Alev:8
TalonisWolf:3
Salsacookies:9
Spinal_Taper:7
Paphi:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceFight the remaining godlike horrors.
[2+8 vs. 5+3] The ones you attack barely survive. By the way, the remaining horrors are very widely spread, and as such difficult to eradicate.Devour godlike horrors.
[3+3+2 vs. 1+3] You eat a few. The fight creates a few craters.Vaporize Paphi's gang. 3 points.
[5+2] You reduce the province they're in to a lifeless waste.Build a mass memory removal machine.
[4+3] You do so. It is wholly indiscriminate, and has a very large area of effect.Yes, and finally, for the fuel...
Throw the pocket dimension in as fuel; no matter how much the thing needs for power, something larger than the known universe hundreds of times over is going to let it work for a while.
Now we need someone to get the lemming. Any takers?
[2] You fail to put the pocket dimension in....Spawn Jason from Friday the 13th, but with the mindset of Superman, or something. However many points necesarry+2 points.
2 points charged. [5+2] You create ten of them, with demonic possessions included.Use my mind control powers to put the gang on Sleeper Agent status; campaign for Lord-Mayor of the Bubblarian Council.
On second thought, order the gang members to assist in fighting off the horrors. With guns and stuff.
Coolrune just killed them. Also you. Respawn? Equip my Fight Club members to fight the horrors.
[1] You attract the attention of one, which [4 vs. 2+3] somehow only kills half the fight club.((Apparently I am now Greater God of Trend-setting. :P))
Go make some tea.
[3] It's bad tea.Well, survived only the best of the best. Loners, dangerous beyond belief. They must hide and seek ascension to the greater heights of martial prowess. I will shadow their departure with real-like phantoms. +2 points.
[4+2] You create some illusions to hide the horrors, and they go on a rampage. The illusions, that is.-snip-
((If by dangerous and best of the best you mean overslept and missed the fight.))
((Exactly. I think that only weak horrors would be able to form a stable fighting group.))
Skilled horrors can work together, and cooperation among a group is generally good. In this case, the best of the survivors are staying away from other survivors because they're aware that they are being hunted.Create a lemming and force it to activate the machine. Then grab some celestial popcorn and watch. 1 point.
[6+1] You create a demigod lemming, then force it to activate the machine. It swears vengeance, before fleeing.Create dream portal.
[2] You fail.What about the fact that I have godlike power to protect them with?
[1-1] You somehow irreversibly make them incapable of wanting you alive.
Force the people into wanting Froggy Ninja alive 1 point for luck
Bubblaria was destroyed by Coolrune.Look around now. Eat some gore.
[6] You gorge yourself with gore, and are too busy eating to look around.
Gain fuel.
[2] You fail to locate fuel, and run out of power.
Ethereal:92
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:80
The Froggy Ninja:15
Beirus:22
LordSlowpoke:14
darkpaladin109:23
Jack A T:14
Sarrak:9
IcyTea31:41
Lyeos:3
Scotsmen:42
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:28
poketwo:13
Nosaneinme:69
BFEL:71
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:19
Sergarr:11
Spacefaye:69
4maskwolf:34
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:27
Elephant Parade:18
Alev:9
TalonisWolf:4
Salsacookies:10
Spinal_Taper:8
Paphi:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defiance((Damn it Coolrune I just got that back!))
Summon Bubblaria to the now from before they wanted to kill me. Except the gang. They stay. 5 points.
((Damn it Coolrune I just got that back!))
Summon Bubblaria to the now from before they wanted to kill me. Except the gang. They stay. 10 points.
Assist
[1+5-1+1] You tear space up a little, creating holes to the void between layers around Bubblaria.Make better tea.
[3] You make tea of the same quality.Improve research bonus via reality-warping meta-research. C + 6 points.
9 points charged. [4+6+1] Your future research rolls are doubled. (The base roll is doubled.)((Poor Bubblaria. Coolrune is the most villainous one here I think.))
Respawn as whoever I was at the time Bubblaria is being pulled to the present.
If that doesn't work, Randomly respawn.
[5] First action done.New random ability please 4 points
[2+3] [Dream programmer]Create a hidden fighting order in the Dreamspace to train horrors in psychic powers. 2 points.
[5+2] You do so. The horrors aren't loyal to you, and prepare to rebel.Look around
[1] You appear to have been blinded.
Ethereal:93
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:81
The Froggy Ninja:11
Beirus:23
LordSlowpoke:15
darkpaladin109:24
Jack A T:15
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:42
Lyeos:4
Scotsmen:43
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:25
poketwo:14
Nosaneinme:70
BFEL:72
Coolrune206:13
BlitzDungeoneer:20
Sergarr:12
Spacefaye:70
4maskwolf:35
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:28
Elephant Parade:19
Alev:10
TalonisWolf:5
Salsacookies:11
Spinal_Taper:9
Paphi:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defiance"Convince" some humans to go mad. Like, "murder people" mad.
"Convince" some humans to go mad. Like, "murder people" mad.
Like Murder Lyeos Mad. 3 points for luck
[4+1] [4 vs. 4+3] You drive a couple of godlike horrors into a deicidal rage, focusing on Lyeos.Get The Tailor of Eternity on that. Three points.
[5-1+3] They eject Bubblaria into the void, and leave a area of warped space behind.Okay, so my research bonus is (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6. That's a bit complicated.
Create a Dreamportal.
[2] You do very little in your sleep.Rebels? Fine. Make training even harsher! +1 point
[5+1] You cause the rebellion to gain enough steam to get actions.Teleport myself and my gang members from all timelines to an Earthlike planet that is not Earth. 5 points.
[3+2] Done. You arrive in a hospitable forest.Eat eyes
[5] They are delicious.Modify the Horror-killer so it doesn't need a lemming to activate. 2 Points.
[6+1] It no longer needs a lemming, but it does need an exotic menagerie of creatures, most of which are extinct.
Find out how to kill Sarrak.
[4] You find out how to do the job.
Ethereal:94
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:82
The Froggy Ninja:9
Beirus:24
LordSlowpoke:16
darkpaladin109:25
Jack A T:16
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:43
Lyeos:5
Scotsmen:44
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:23
poketwo:15
Nosaneinme:71
BFEL:73
Coolrune206:14
BlitzDungeoneer:21
Sergarr:13
Spacefaye:71
4maskwolf:36
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:29
Elephant Parade:20
Alev:11
TalonisWolf:6
Salsacookies:12
Spinal_Taper:10
Paphi:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defiance((How did that even happen?))
Send them back to the mortal plane. Two points.
The tailor pulled out a string.((How did that even happen?))
Send them back to the mortal plane. Two points.
assist
[3-1+2+1] Done, space around Bubblaria is fixed too.:T
Backhand those suckers.
[6+3+4 vs. 3+4] You wipe them from existence.((Am I still the Crime Lord?))
ed.
Order my minions to clear the forest and construct a town. There will be a modest manor for myself, with adequate housing and utilities for the peasantry at large for now. Stockpile any weaponry my minions may have happened to have on them.
[4] Done.Shouldn't my bonuses and knowledge be added to the power list? The Life = Fire thing should be, at least.
Fashion flames into elephantine fire golems. C + 3 points.
That was intended for unique abilities, but I am setting up a more general thing for notes on players.Shouldn't my bonuses and knowledge be added to the power list? The Life = Fire thing should be, at least.
Fashion flames into elephantine fire golems. C + 3 points.
Add-in light power to elephantine fire golems. 7 points
3 points charged to Elephant Parade.[1+3+1+7] [6, 1, 8 (d10s)] You create a hive mind of elephant-shaped fire golems capable of controling vast amounts of light when working together. The hive mind is highly centralized, and can warp Dreamspace on a massive scale. Also, it wants to rule the universe.Augment horrors further with my psychic powers. +2 points.
[3+2] A lot of horrors decide to defend you in thanks.Smite Paphi, Lawfully. 3 points.
[6+8+2 vs. 5] You strike Paphi down with lightning, fire, and snakes. Paphi: respawn?Summon a coelacanth, a trilobite, and a gremlin and force them to activate the horror-killer. 2 points.
[6+2] You summon some very politically active creatures and force them to use the on switch. It doesn't work because the horror-killer is out of fuel.
Kill Sarrak.
[1+4 vs. 3+2+4] Sarrak wipes you out.
Ethereal:95
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:83
The Froggy Ninja:8
Beirus:25
LordSlowpoke:17
darkpaladin109:26
Jack A T:17
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:44
Lyeos:6
Scotsmen:45
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:24
poketwo:16
Nosaneinme:72
BFEL:74
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:22
Sergarr:14
Spacefaye:72
4maskwolf:37
Humaan:3Frostmoon:30
Elephant Parade:18
Alev:12
TalonisWolf:7
Salsacookies:13
Spinal_Taper:11
Paphi:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak
Focused deity (Mortal minds.) (Gives +2 to manipulating mortal minds.)
+2 combat bonus I think.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Nothing of note.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Overgod.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
Alev
Nothing of note.
TalonisWolf
Nothing of note.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Dead.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
((Also, do you mind slightly bigger combat bonuses for number of combatants? As of now, a single horror is completely equal to a hundred of them.))
Respawn in the unincorporated forest village of ex-criminals. Vie for the now vacant position of Lord-Mayor.
((Just you wait, Coolrune.))
[3] You're a candidate for the position, but not a very popular one.Create another universe where the only creatures living there are law abiding humans. Make it massive, and incredibly friendly in every way. 6 points.
[2+3] Done.My point total increased by two. It should have decreased by two, since I gained one point and spent three.
Command golems to warp space around a star. Absorb power. C + remaining points; divide points equally among both actions, if necessary.
[3+18] They create a quickly growing defect in space, which starts forming wormholes. It also completely destroys the star, giving you massive amounts of magical power.Get an drink and watch Bubblaria
[2] You can't find a drink.Attempt Modification of Horror-Terror killer again, so it can activated without question of race/species. 2 Points.
[3+1] It is done.Make that hivemind absolutely insane.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
((Also, do you mind slightly bigger combat bonuses for number of combatants? As of now, a single horror is completely equal to a hundred of them.))
Sure, group combat bonuses are a thing now. (+1 per order of magnitude over 1) [1] The hivemind is now very stable.Look in my throat/stomach with the eyes.
[3] It's too dark to see in there.Tell them of my wondrous feats and state myself Godmayor of Bublaria. Three points.
[4-1+3] They swear allegiance to you, and will not do much without direct orders.
Escape the spacial defect.
[5] You escape the area completely.
Grow.
[1] You shrink a little.
Ethereal:96
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:84
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:26
LordSlowpoke:18
darkpaladin109:27
Jack A T:18
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:45
Lyeos:7
Scotsmen:46
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:25
poketwo:17
Nosaneinme:73
BFEL:75
Coolrune206:7
BlitzDungeoneer:23
Sergarr:15
Spacefaye:73
4maskwolf:38
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:31
Elephant Parade:1
Alev:13
TalonisWolf:8
Salsacookies:14
Spinal_Taper:12
Paphi:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Nothing of note.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Overgod.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
Alev
Nothing of note.
TalonisWolf
Nothing of note.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Unpopular candidate for position of ruler of forest town on other planet.
Make it so that only exactly same demigod lemming that activated the Horror-Terror Machine can do the activation process again. 3 points for permanence, 2 points for luck.
Make it so that only exactly same demigod lemming that activated the Horror-Terror Machine can do the activation process again. 3 points for permanence, 2 points for luck.
A petty god attempts to deal in the affairs of the universe?
Counter action with Overgodly Might. 2 Points
Also, if time, put the pocket universe in the machine as fuel
2 points charged from Sarrak. [5+2-1-2] The horror-killer can now only be activated by demigod lemmings."So uh... do science guys. But don't forget to eat and sleep and stuff."
[6+3] They determine how to raise the effects of spacial anomalies in a area. By doing that.Remember that there are no laws in the unincorporated forest village of ex-criminals and no precedent for succession. Assert myself as Lord-Mayor and name it Criminopolis in honor of our previous glorious leader who most undeservingly were smote by a ruthless and unlawful hypocrite god died in a horrible accident in the woods. +3
[1+3] You gain control over the village and name it Criminopolis.Research ways to channel my new magical power.
[((1*2)+1)+3] You could reduce a world to ruin, or attempt deicide, or convert lead into gold. Among other things.Chill in my new universe
[2] Your temperature raises quite quickly, and you fail to lower it.find more glitches
[6] You find some crash bugs.That lemming and I have some unfinished business to settle. Challenge it to an arm-wrestling match. Winner gains the loser's abilities. 2 points to cheat.
[4+2] You are caught cheating, and it demands your power.
Grow via Dreamspace.
[1] You lose a large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Grow.
[1] You shrink even more.
Ethereal:97
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:85
The Froggy Ninja:7
Beirus:27
LordSlowpoke:19
darkpaladin109:28
Jack A T:19
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:46
Lyeos:8
Scotsmen:47
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:26
poketwo:18
Nosaneinme:74
BFEL:76
Coolrune206:8
BlitzDungeoneer:24
Sergarr:16
Spacefaye:74
4maskwolf:39
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:32
Elephant Parade:2
Alev:14
TalonisWolf:9
Salsacookies:15
Spinal_Taper:13
Paphi:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Nothing of note.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Overgod.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
Alev
Nothing of note.
TalonisWolf
Nothing of note.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Rather small at this point.
CREATE AN OAK TREE THAT HAS ACORNS THAT TASTES EXTREMELY BITER TO ALL OF THOSE THAT ARE NOT HUMANS, WHICH TASTES LIKE THE BEST THING EVER, PRODUCES A LOT OF ACORNS, THE ACORNS GIVING PERMANENT DEMIGOD LEVEL STREANGTH, SPEED, AGILITY, INTELIGENCE, EXCRETA TO WHOEVER EATS THEM, ALSO HEALS THEM FULLY AND GIVES LARGE AMOUNTS O MAGICAL POWER, AND THE TREE GROWS FULLY AFTER A ACORN HAS BEEN PLANTED ANYWHERE. 10 POINTS
[4+7] You create a few of those around reality, except that they work on anything, grant full godhood on anyone who consumes an acorn from one, and ascension via acorn is world-destroying.Gain power
[1] You lose enough power to become a greater god.Further deprive hivemind of Dreamspace control!
[3] You weaken the hivemind's influence on Dreamspace further.Direct the modernization of Criminopolis. Agriculture, electricity, manufacturing, etc. Also, conduct a census.
[3] You advance available technology a little, but you don't have any experts on that sort of thing.Take a vacation to Honduras.
[4] You reshape a good chunk of the landscape into a barren wasteland, and relax in said wasteland.Continue research.
[(6*2)+1] You find out how to create a incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that. By doing that.Absorb the lemming demigod into my being, becoming the God of Lemmings. 2 points.
Absorb the lemming demigod into my being, becoming the God of Lemmings. 2 points.
Make this action impossible needed points plus 3 for luck
Assist Nunzilor by making action possible by making him the Goddess of Lemmings. 4 points... and a bonus since I'm Divine Intervention?
Absorb the lemming demigod into my being, becoming the God of Lemmings. 2 points.
Make this action impossible needed points plus 5 for luck
Absorb the lemming demigod into my being, becoming the God of Lemmings. 2 points.
Make this action impossible needed points plus 3 for luck
Help. Three points.
10 points charged to Roc. [2+5+1+3] You render ascension to godhood and deicide impossible. Nunzillor's action is negated by that.
Develop faster-than-light travel.
[5] You find out how to teleport on a massive scale.
Grow.
[1] You vanish entirely.
Harvest some stars.
[3] You destabilize a star.
Ethereal:98
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:86
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:28
LordSlowpoke:20
darkpaladin109:29
Jack A T:20
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:47
Lyeos:9
Scotsmen:48
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:17
poketwo:19
Nosaneinme:75
BFEL:77
Coolrune206:9
BlitzDungeoneer:25
Sergarr:17
Spacefaye:75
4maskwolf:40
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:33
Elephant Parade:3
Alev:15
TalonisWolf:10
Salsacookies:16
Spinal_Taper:14
Paphi:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Nothing of note.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
~0.5 stars worth of energy.
Alev
Nothing of note.
TalonisWolf
Nothing of note.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Inactive, out of fuel.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Research method of storing star energy.
[(5*2)+1] You place the star energy in the connections to Dreamspace, destabilizing that.SEE IF I CAN AT LEAST REDUCE THE SCALE OF THE WORLD DESTRUCTION, 3 POINTS IF THE ROLL GETS AT LEAST A 2
Invalid number of points spent, action impossible without points, action negated.
Close enough, and probably better than Honduras.
Just chill.
[6] You cause an ice age. Coup a Grocery Store.
[5] You seize control of a grocery store, and nobody challenges your claim.Reascend to overgod, then ascend further. 6 points.
Action negated by ban on divine ascension.Put pocket multiverse (as it has grown to that size by this point) as fuel for the horror-killer.
[6] You lose control over the pocket multiverse's growth when you put it in. (It's still growing at the same rate.)Strengthen my mind, gaining even more psychic powers. +2 points.
[5+2] [Transmitter conversion]Have the guys improve on the force field. One point.
[2+3+1] They upgrade the forcefield so that it blocks external commands from reaching those inside.((Fair enough. In that case...))
Politely ask the demigod lemming to activate the horror-killer. 1 point for politeness.
[3+1] Horror-killer active.fix glitches
[3] You fix a glitch.
Kill the rest of the horrors.
[2+10 vs. 3+4+2] Horrors wiped out.
Look for opposition against taking over universe.
[2] You find some, but you don't know what it is.
Collect power from stars that are dying anyway.
[2] You fail to set up the magic right, and get no power from that.
Ethereal:99
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:87
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:29
LordSlowpoke:21
darkpaladin109:30
Jack A T:21
Sarrak:7
IcyTea31:48
Lyeos:10
Scotsmen:49
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:18
poketwo:20
Nosaneinme:76
BFEL:78
Coolrune206:10
BlitzDungeoneer:26
Sergarr:18
Spacefaye:76
4maskwolf:41
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:34
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:16
TalonisWolf:11
Salsacookies:17
Spinal_Taper:15
Paphi:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Nothing of note.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
~0.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, destabilizing them.
Alev
Nothing of note.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Use star energy to destroy stars, gaining their energy. All points.
[2+4] You gather enough energy that the connections to Dreamspace have a high chance of breaking.Update reality
[1] You accidentally pause reality.((What would have happened if the horrors rolled a six?))
Abuse the hell out of the loophole that technically The Void is everywhere and therefore inside Bubblaria to maintain the lives of the Bubblarians. Four points.
Bubblaria is paused, and cannot receive your commands.The question is: do I count as a horror myself? I was one in the very beginning and went on strengthening that.
Yes, you are a horror.Point out that I have a lot of power, from the roll I did before the roll when I created a plane of existence
Thank you for pointing out that. You have insufficient precision for your previous action.The question is: do I count as a horror myself? I was one in the very beginning and went on strengthening that.
Technically, I believe you are a horror. However, as a god, and as deicide is impossible, you should be relatively fine.
Unless Eldrich Gods don't count.
Cause the Star-harvester to fall into an eternal sleep.
[5] The Star-harvester will sleep the moment reality unpauses.Clone myself. 3 points, +3 points.
[6+3] You create an army of clones, all of which want to kill every other one of you. Continue running Grocery Store profitably while I create a Secret City underground, with the entrance in my Grocery Store.
Search for intelligent native life.
Time is too paused for that.
Relax
[4] You do so.
All NPCs are paused.
Ethereal:100
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:88
The Froggy Ninja:7
Beirus:30
LordSlowpoke:22
darkpaladin109:31
Jack A T:22
Sarrak:8
IcyTea31:49
Lyeos:11
Scotsmen:50
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:19
poketwo:21
Nosaneinme:77
BFEL:79
Coolrune206:11
BlitzDungeoneer:27
Sergarr:19
Spacefaye:77
4maskwolf:42
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:35
Elephant Parade:1
Alev:11
TalonisWolf:12
Salsacookies:18
Spinal_Taper:16
Paphi:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
~16 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, destabilizing them to the point of having a roll to see if they break every turn.
Alev
Has hostile army of clones.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Will fall asleep as soon as reality unpauses.
Relax
[5] You continue to do so.Do that thing when time is fixed.
You will automatically do that thing when time is fixed.Hold on. Do the connections still have a chance of breaking when reality is paused?
Do research on methods to stabilize star energy.
[((1*2)+1)+3] You find and use a method which causes dreams to be warped.Try to build a device run on horror souls to upgrade the WT Mk 2
[6+3] You do so. Any horrors within the device can use anything it's powering.I update the result of the fight with horror destructor, as I wasn't counted for a combatant before. This must equalize sides.
I update the result of the fight with horror destructor, as I wasn't counted for a combatant before. This must equalize sides.
Technically, you made no indication that you were immediately going to fight the thing, so you were busy during the fight. As you have no (clear) physical form, it would not be able to initially detect you, meaning it would not initiate combat until it defeated the visible threat, which unless you had clear evidence of existence, it would not be able to initiate.
The horror-killer was not aware that Sarrak existed, and Sarrak being a horror is not visible to it. Sarrak did not include any statement directly indicating intent to fight the horror-killer, and as such did not participate.
REMOVE THE EXPLODING OF THE WORLD WHEN EATING AN ACORN FROM MY ULTIMATE OAK TREES, OR AT LEAST TONE IT DOWN TO A REASONABLE LEVEL, 5 POINTS
[2+4] Ascension via acorn now briefly increases gravity around the eater of the acorn, causing worldwide damage.Repair unstable parts of dreamspace
[2] You don't know how.
NPCs remain paused.
Ethereal:101
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:89
The Froggy Ninja:8
Beirus:31
LordSlowpoke:23
darkpaladin109:32
Jack A T:23
Sarrak:9
IcyTea31:50
Lyeos:12
Scotsmen:51
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:20
poketwo:18
Nosaneinme:78
BFEL:80
Coolrune206:12
BlitzDungeoneer:28
Sergarr:20
Spacefaye:78
4maskwolf:43
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:36
Elephant Parade:2
Alev:12
TalonisWolf:13
Salsacookies:19
Spinal_Taper:17
Paphi:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows horrors within to control what they are powering. (Contains no horrors.)
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Not obviously a horror.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
~16 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Alev
Has hostile army of clones.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Will search for intelligent native life when time unpauses.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Will fall asleep as soon as reality unpauses.
Research a method to pacify the golems.
[(3*2)+1] You could give them access to the energy you gathered and how to store it. That should allow them to take control of the universe with minimal destruction, at which point they will be satisfied.
Calm them down. +6 points.
[4+6] They all decide to unite for the glory of all of you. Starting with taking over everything.
Unpause
[3] You unpause most of reality.
Correct logical schemes in horror-killer AI. Add further targets after horrors: gods, humans, golems and pretty much everything that exists. +1 point
Please strike out actions if you are not going to execute them.EAT ALL THE ACORNS
EAT ALL THE ACORNS
STOP HIM, HE WILL RUIN MY PLANS WITH NATIVES
[2-1] LordSlowpoke can't find any acorns.Try and set up a filter to stop them from doing that.
[6+3] You use Dreamspace to block them. Dreamspace can now control anything the device is powering.Correct logical schemes in horror-killer AI. Add further targets after horrors: gods, humans, golems and pretty much everything that exists. +1 point
Yeah...no. Stop this with the help of my overgod follower and devour Sarrak through use of God eater ability. Make it a 5 point action to overcome the decide thing for myself only, +10 bonus points
Really? Fine. Accept the invitation and creep into his mind from inside. All point for the fun of it. Eh. No. Hm... Stop my previous action. Become one with Dreamspace - creator and creation united at last. All points.
[3+6][3] You merge with Dreamspace, becoming one of two minds controlling it. Also, dreaming counts as mental contact with you. Most mortals now occasionally vividly hallucinate. You have lesser control over Dreamspace than the maintenance mind.Correct logical schemes in horror-killer AI. Add further targets after horrors: gods, humans, golems and pretty much everything that exists. +1 point
Yeah...no. Stop this with the help of my overgod follower and devour Sarrak through use of God eater ability. Make it a 5 point action to overcome the decide thing for myself only, +10 bonus points
Really? Fine. Accept the invitation and creep into his mind from inside. All point for the fun of it. Eh. No. Hm... Stop my previous action. Become one with Dreamspace - creator and creation united at last. All points.
Good choice. I'll just go back to slumbering now and building up points.
[5] You sleep well and dreamlessly. The two might be related.
Search for intelligent native life.
[2] You find that there is none.
Document mortal life.
[6] You find that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Find out what the opposition is.
[2] You continue to have no idea what it is.
Figure out magic.
[1] You find that you can't learn magic.
Ethereal:102
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:90
The Froggy Ninja:9
Beirus:32
LordSlowpoke:24
darkpaladin109:33
Jack A T:24
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:51
Lyeos:13
Scotsmen:52
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:21
poketwo:19
Nosaneinme:79
BFEL:81
Coolrune206:13
BlitzDungeoneer:29
Sergarr:21
Spacefaye:79
4maskwolf:44
Humaan:6
Frostmoon:37
Elephant Parade:3
Alev:7
TalonisWolf:14
Salsacookies:20
Spinal_Taper:18
Paphi:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows horrors within to control what they are powering. (Contains no horrors.)
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with lesser control than maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
~16 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Asleep.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Do research on ways to use star energy more efficiently steal acorns.
[((1*2)+1)+3] You find out how to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without you having control over the collection.Sneeze on someone or something of importance.
[6] You sneeze a hole in the barrier between Dreamspace and a universe. Modify the horror-killer to also destroy hostile golems acorns. 2 points.
[1+2] You add a urge to destroy acorns to the horror-killer. Also, the horror-killer detects that, and is very displeased.Sleep and contact Sarrak. A alliance perhaps?
Gather some horror souls for future use. 4 points.
[6+4-1] You create a couple million horror ghosts. Also, you go to sleep. [4] And get away with only mild hallucinations.Instruct all scientists and other assorted smart types to plot our location in space-time relative to Bubblaria.
[2] They don't have the technology for that.EAT ALL THE ACORNS
FORWARD AND BACKWARD
FOREVER
+10
EAT ALL THE ACORNS
FORWARD AND BACKWARD
FOREVER
+10
STOP HIM NO MATTER WHAT, 15 POINTS
EAT ALL THE ACORNS
FORWARD AND BACKWARD
FOREVER
+10
STOP HIM NO MATTER WHAT, 15 POINTS
UPGRADE TO FULL POINTS
I can't believe that you people are spending 10+ points on acorns.
acorns are srs.biz
I can't believe that you people are spending 10+ points on acorns.
THESE ACORNS CAUSE GODHOOD AND MASSIVE GRAVITY, IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE EAT THEM ALL
Nothing, because ascension is impossible now?
I can't believe that you people are spending 10+ points on acorns.
THESE ACORNS CAUSE GODHOOD AND MASSIVE GRAVITY, IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE EAT THEM ALL
Nothing, because ascension is impossible now?
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I bet the gravity would still be bad, though.
Beirus is right. Really spent double digit points on acorns? Also, the gravity is a side effect of ascension via acorn, and does not happen unless the ascension is successful.Sleep and contact Sarrak. A alliance perhaps?
Gather some horror souls for future use. 4 points.
If you're not a god, welcome to insanity!
Deprive maintenance mind of total control.
[3] You gain equal control over Dreamspace.
Update reality
[5] Done. Continue running Grocery Store profitably while I create a Secret City underground, with the entrance in my Grocery Store.
Ignore Time Shenanigans and do the above, as many points as necessary.
0 points charged. [3] You create a secret underground base. Grocery store doing well.
Maim Nunzillor for alteration of my mind.
[6+10 vs. 2+3] Major maiming inflicted.
Start taking over universe.
[3] You take over a few worlds, none of which have much value.
Go steal a spaceship.
[5] You do so, and are undetected.
Ethereal:103
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:91
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:33
LordSlowpoke:25
darkpaladin109:34
Jack A T:25
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:52
Lyeos:14
Scotsmen:53
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:20
Nosaneinme:80
BFEL:82
Coolrune206:14
BlitzDungeoneer:30
Sergarr:22
Spacefaye:80
4maskwolf:45
Humaan:7
Frostmoon:38
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:8
TalonisWolf:15
Salsacookies:21
Spinal_Taper:19
Paphi:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains no horrors.)
Surrounded by millions of horror ghosts.
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts. No physical form. Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane, +3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Hole in barrier between this and a universe.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~16 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Has urge to destroy acorns.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Asleep.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Shove them in the fuel pit! Three points.
[2+3-1] They're in.Tear more holes in it!
[3] You tear another hole.Use wormholes to steal ALL the acorns.
Use wormholes to steal ALL the acorns.
HIJACK WORMHOLES TO LEAD TO OWN STOMACH
Use wormholes to steal ALL the acorns.
HIJACK WORMHOLES TO LEAD TO OWN STOMACH
STOP HIM BY REDIRECTING THE WORMHOLES TO 1 AD NORTH AMERICA
[4+2] [6 vs. 1 vs. 2] The gathered acorns destroy Elephant Parade's storage. Send my Trusted Lieutenant to Coup a Hardware Store and a few Construction Contractors, providing the gear & manpower required to speed up construction of my Secret City!
[3] Your not-so-trusted lieutenant coups a hardware store.Try to make Dreamspace slightly more and less material at the same time. I.e. Less gods freely playing in it, more universe getting conversed into it.
[4] Divine intervention now gets a -1 in Dreamspace. Ouch! Apologize to the horror-killer over some tea and crackers. 2 points.
[5+2] Your bones are ground into a fine paste by the horror-killer hugging you.Gain complete control of the world, combined with immortality.
+90 points
Attempt to develop my own abilities/powers +10 points
[1+7] You begin to uncontrollably alter the laws of physics around you.Now is the time. Remove Sarrak's status as a god, turning him into an ordinary horror. All my points.
[1+4] Sarrak depowered, still has some control over Dreamspace.Tear more holes in it!
Measure the sizes of each hole. 1 point
[2+1] The hole made this turn is somewhere within an order of magnitude of the diameter of Earth.Acquire Mass Teleporting abilities. Necessary Points +2
5 points charged. [3+2] You can now teleport yourself without a roll as a free action, and teleport almost anything with a roll.
Resume studies of mortals.
[2] You fail to find any.
Put those worlds to work on magic.
[5] You gain quite a bit of magical knowledge.
Locate inhabitable world.
[3] You locate one that's easy to terraform.
Ethereal:104
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:82
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:34
LordSlowpoke:26
darkpaladin109:35
Jack A T:26
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:53
Lyeos:15
Scotsmen:54
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:21
Nosaneinme:81
BFEL:83
Coolrune206:15
BlitzDungeoneer:31
Sergarr:23
Spacefaye:81
4maskwolf:46
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:39
Elephant Parade:5
Alev:9
TalonisWolf:16
Salsacookies:22
Spinal_Taper:20
Paphi:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer unaware of existence.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 in Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~15.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a mountain of acorns, some of which would give godhood if that was possible.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Has urge to destroy acorns.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually destroys and harvests stars.
Asleep.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where an easily terraformable planet is.
Begin writing a book. An eeeeevil book!
[2] You wipe a world clean of life, then demand that the inhabitants give you the materials for a book. They do not give you such materials.Teleport Bubblaria onto Crime Prime (the planet).
((Now when you say "free action"... Also, I think I should only have a single point.))
You had 7 points before last turn, and spent 5. So as far as I can tell, your point total is correct. [6] You swap a large chuck of Crime Prime with the area around Bubblaria.Use my omniscience as a denizen of The Void to analyze the force field generator and give the Bubblarians instructions to improve it. One point.
[1+1+3] Force field improved.Hold on, which storage was destroyed? The star storage, or some other storage? I'm confused.
Research a way to extract the acorns' power.
[(6*2)+1] The star-havester could do the job. You wake it up and alter it to collect energy from acorns.Alert horror-killer on the existence of Sarrak. 1 point.
[3+1] Horror-killer sent.Alert horror-killer on the existence of Sarrak. 1 point.
If this succeeds, politely explain to the horror-killer that I'm actually a whole Dreamspace, not some horror. Well, not anymore. I think. 2 points.
Else:
Make rules, sharing the control over Dreamspace with maintenance mind. It will get responsibilities for fixing and maintaining it, while I will take on expanding and guarding duties. 2 points.
First action taken. [1+2] You convince the horror-killer that killing you is pointless until you gain more power.Hold on, which storage was destroyed? The star storage, or some other storage? I'm confused.
Research a way to extract the acorns' power.
ORDER HIM TO GIVE ME SOME OF THE ACORNS, HE CAN HAVE A FEW TO RESEARCH
[5] You get most of the acorns, via universe-wide commands.Make that the holes in dreamspace slowly shrink by programing.
3 point
[1+3] Done.
Start exploiting Dreamspace as time machine.
[3] It's very unreliable, even when it's not hostile.
Start automated growth.
[5] You are now growing rather quickly.
Harvest acorns.
[5] You harvest a bunch of the acorns and place the power in Elephant Parade's supplies.
Ethereal:105
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:83
The Froggy Ninja:4
Beirus:35
LordSlowpoke:27
darkpaladin109:36
Jack A T:27
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:54
Lyeos:16
Scotsmen:55
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:20
poketwo:22
Nosaneinme:82
BFEL:84
Coolrune206:16
BlitzDungeoneer:32
Sergarr:24
Spacefaye:82
4maskwolf:47
Humaan:1
Frostmoon:40
Elephant Parade:6
Alev:10
TalonisWolf:17
Salsacookies:23
Spinal_Taper:21
Paphi:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has mountain of acorns, some of which would give godhood if that was possible.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~20.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Has urge to destroy acorns.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where an easily terraformable planet is.
Use star-power to forge acorns into magical gravity weapon. C + 3 points.
3 points charged. [2+3] You create a device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.Loiter around.
[6] You pace across a continent, leaving it damaged.Become invulnerable. Up to 15 points as necessary.
3 points charged for invulnerability to anything short of a 3-point action. [6] You now cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.Make rules, sharing the control over Dreamspace with maintenance mind. It will get responsibilities for fixing and maintaining it, while I will take on expanding and guarding duties. 2 points.
Make rules, sharing the control over Dreamspace with maintenance mind. It will get responsibilities for fixing and maintaining it, while I will take on expanding and guarding duties. 2 points.
Assist with this
[1+2+1] Done.TRY TO REDUCE THE DESTRUCTFULNESS OF ACENSION FUTHER, +THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF POINTS
1 point charged. [4] Ascension via acorn is now not dangerous unless you're standing right next to the person who is ascending. Send my Trusted Lieutenant to keep an eye on the not-so-trusted Lieutenant.
[1] You find that you have no trusted lieutenant.Help them take over stuff?
Action treated as assist for your clones.
Resume studies of mortal life.
[1] You "find" that mortals are universally incapable of magic.
Create self-replicating robots as army.
[3] You create some of the needed technology, but they're still a long way off.
Attack poketwo's stash of acorns.
[4] You harvest half of poketwo's supply of godhood granting acorns.
Get some terraforming gear.
[4+1] You get some good terraforming gear.
Ethereal:106
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:84
The Froggy Ninja:5
Beirus:36
LordSlowpoke:28
darkpaladin109:37
Jack A T:28
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:55
Lyeos:17
Scotsmen:56
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:21
poketwo:22
Nosaneinme:83
BFEL:85
Coolrune206:17
BlitzDungeoneer:33
Sergarr:25
Spacefaye:83
4maskwolf:48
Humaan:2
Frostmoon:41
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:11
TalonisWolf:18
Salsacookies:24
Spinal_Taper:22
Paphi:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has mountain of acorns, some of which would give godhood if that was possible. (0.5 of original godhood acorns remaining.)
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has no trusted lieutenant.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Has urge to destroy acorns.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where an easily terraformable planet is.
Have good terraforming gear.
GET BACK MY ACORNS, 3 POINTS
GET BACK MY ACORNS, 3 POINTS
Use device to intensify gravity around poketwo, preventing him from reaching the acorns. C + 2 points.
2 points charged to Elephant Parade. [2+2-1-2] Poketwo's remaining acorns are crushed and none of the consumed acorns are retrieved.Carve the "book" into the surface of their planet! How dare they disobey after dying?!
[1] You accidentally destroy the planet.Teleport myself and a bunch of cronies to Bubblaria.
[6] You teleport the entire population of Criminopolis into Bubblaria.Strengthen Dreamspace against god influence!
[5] Divine intervention now needs 3 points to effect Dreamspace.
Remove my urge to destroy acorns.
[2] It appears that you can't alter your own code.
Find out how much power is needed to gain complete control over the universe.
[1] You find that such a task cannot be done without points. Which you can't gain.
Locate godhood granting tree.
[1] You destroy one.
Go forth and terraform that planet.
[1] You glass it.
Ethereal:107
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:85
The Froggy Ninja:6
Beirus:37
LordSlowpoke:29
darkpaladin109:38
Jack A T:29
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:56
Lyeos:18
Scotsmen:57
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:20
Nosaneinme:84
BFEL:86
Coolrune206:18
BlitzDungeoneer:34
Sergarr:26
Spacefaye:84
4maskwolf:49
Humaan:3
Frostmoon:42
Elephant Parade:3
Alev:12
TalonisWolf:19
Salsacookies:25
Spinal_Taper:23
Paphi:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has no trusted lieutenant.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Bubblaria.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Has urge to destroy acorns.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where a very large cooling ball of rock is.
Have good terraforming gear.
JUST RECREATE THEM IN ANOTHER PRIVATE PLANE, REQUIRED POINTS CHARGED
0 points charged. [3] You create a plane of acorns. Nonmagical acorns.Create hyper-gravity field around poketwo and his acorns. C + 2 points.
2 points charged. [3+2] You crush a lot of acorns against poketwo, leaving poketwo unharmed.Remove The horror-killer urge to destroy acorns using programing.2 points for luck
[3+2] You do so, and add some extra security. Create several Trusted Lietenants while adding the Final Touches to my Underground City Base Country Thing.
[5] You gain a lot of trustworthy lieutenants.Abolish stats. They are a mere remnant of the past, a dream which has not come to fruition.
Insufficient points spent, 5 points needed.
Study physics.
[1] You fail to learn anything.
How much for a galaxy?
[6] Couple gods worth of raw divine power.
Locate another godhood-granting tree.
[3] You find an acorn from one, but it's very far away from it's tree.
Find another planet.
[5] You find a life-bearing world.
Ethereal:108
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:86
The Froggy Ninja:7
Beirus:38
LordSlowpoke:30
darkpaladin109:39
Jack A T:30
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:57
Lyeos:19
Scotsmen:58
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:23
poketwo:21
Nosaneinme:85
BFEL:87
Coolrune206:19
BlitzDungeoneer:35
Sergarr:27
Spacefaye:85
4maskwolf:50
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:43
Elephant Parade:2
Alev:13
TalonisWolf:20
Salsacookies:26
Spinal_Taper:24
Paphi:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Bubblaria.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Weak influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has single godhood-granting acorn.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where a very large cooling ball of rock is.
Have good terraforming gear.
Know where a life-bearing world is.
TELL ELEPHANT PARADE THAT I AM EXPERIMENTING ON THESE TO, AND TO STOP THAT STAR HARVESTER BEFORE IT RUINS ALL MY PLANS
[3] You indicate that via cosmic background radiation.CONQUER BUBBLARIA
FALLBACK: TELEPORT OUT IF SHIT HITS FAN
[6] You conquer Bubblaria, including control over the inhabitants. They now need your commands to do much of anything.[GRAVITY INTENSIFIES]
[GRAVITY INTENSIFIES]
[INTENSIFYING INTENSIFIES]
[2+1] You slightly increase the gravity around poketwo.Acquire 1000 fists. 3 points.
[6+3] You create a couple million self-replicating fists, and spread them across the universe.Soon...
But first... I think these acorns are starting to get silly.
Prove that the acorns are going to lose their power soon. 1 point.
[2] You prove that they are not going to lose their power in the imminent future.Heeeeey, Macarena!
I don't understand your action.Hivemind mustn't have any influence over Dreamspace! 1 point.
[3+1] The hivemind loses all access to Dreamspace.
Locate any threats to reality. Other than players.
[4] You find a powerful hivemind and some clones of a player.
Locate any competition.
[2] You don't find any.
Continue to look for trees.
[1] You get lost.
Colonize the planet.
[2] You find that the planet is unsuitable for your inhabitation.
Ethereal:109
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:87
The Froggy Ninja:8
Beirus:39
LordSlowpoke:31
darkpaladin109:40
Jack A T:31
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:58
Lyeos:20
Scotsmen:59
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:24
poketwo:22
Nosaneinme:86
BFEL:88
Coolrune206:20
BlitzDungeoneer:36
Sergarr:25
Spacefaye:86
4maskwolf:51
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:44
Elephant Parade:3
Alev:14
TalonisWolf:21
Salsacookies:27
Spinal_Taper:25
Paphi:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future]
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Two holes in barrier between this and a universe.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Bubblaria will not do much besides daily routines without orders from them.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Bubblaria.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has single godhood-granting acorn.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where a very large cooling ball of rock is.
Have good terraforming gear.
Know where a life-bearing world is.
[INTENSE INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES FURTHER]
[INTENSE INTENSIFICATION INTENSIFIES FURTHER]
[ASSISTING INTENSE INTENSIFICATION OF INTENSITY INTENSIFIES]
[6+1] You launch gravity-increasing acorns into many locations, including Bubblaria.GET A GOLDEN ACORN OAK TREE
[1] You wipe out oak trees.Take back Bubblaria. 5 points for luck
Take back Bubblaria. 3 points for luck
Allow the force field generator to nullify programming changes to local reality. +5
Take back Bubblaria. 3 points for luck
Allow the force field generator to nullify programming changes to local reality. +5
Smite Paphi for unlawful actions
Assert that my dominion over Bubblaria is complete, and thus all actions regarding it by me are lawful, ergo Coolrune, as a god of law, cannot interfere.
Tell Bubblaria to begin constructing a god-killer in an effort to promote MAD diplomacy, hopefully not with my dying breath. +3 to overrule deicide rules
I don't really care about your and Coolrune's spat. The part I take offense at is an untargeted god-killer. If you want to make one that only goes after him and then destroys itself afterwards, I have no problem with that. When you make something that could threaten me, then we have a problem.
If Paphi continues to try to make an untargeted god-killer, or one targeted at me, smite him with the assistance of my overgod follower. 5 point action to overcome any sort of reality shenanigans that would stop me. Or however many more points if necessary to beat any actions that would try to stop me. In fact, make it a 10-point action to also make it so my divine actions can't be stopped by anything less than a 10-point action.
Prevent all smiting and god-killing machines. 5 points.
Paphi is not spending sufficient points for godkiller, 5 points are needed. As Paphi indicated lack of intent to preform first action declared, none of Paphi's actions are being executed this turn.
Nunzillor's action: [4] Smiting disabled, deicide remains almost impossible.
Coolrune's action: Blocked by Nunzillor's action.
Roc's action: [3+5] You remove the position of leader from Bubblaria. Bubblaria's inhabitants still need a leader to do anything other than daily routines.Since I totally forgot about this...
Get the Godbattery back.
[4] Godbattery retrieved.Set Dreamspace to expand slightly faster then before.
[1] Dreamspace now gets slowly assimilated by universes it is connected to. It's still infinite, so that's not a big issue.Give all the replicating fists the ability to Punch Into Future. 7 points.
[3+4] They immediately punch themselves into the far future.
Notice large amount of divine intervention.
[4] You notice the divine intervention in Bubblaria.
Offer aid to any player that gives control of an universe to me.
Offer made.
Realize that there are no godhood-granting trees to find.
[5] You do that.
Terraform that planet.
[3] You start doing that, but the inhabitants seem to be fighting back.
Ethereal:110
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:88
The Froggy Ninja:9
Beirus:40
LordSlowpoke:32
darkpaladin109:41
Jack A T:32
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:59
Lyeos:21
Scotsmen:60
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:20
poketwo:23
Nosaneinme:87
BFEL:89
Coolrune206:21
BlitzDungeoneer:37
Sergarr:19
Spacefaye:87
4maskwolf:52
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:45
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:15
TalonisWolf:22
Salsacookies:28
Spinal_Taper:26
Paphi:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, area of Dreamspace around connection is assimilated into that universe.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Bubblaria.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has single godhood-granting acorn.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where a very large cooling ball of rock is.
Have good terraforming gear.
Know where a life-bearing world is.
((Paphi is still alive))
Give Bubblaria back to Froggy njana
[5] Done, and you fix the lack of independent action. GO OVER MY INSTRUCTION FOR CREATING godhood-granting ACORNS ON OAK TREES
I don't understand that action.Make it so that universe is also assimilated into Dreamspace at nearly same speed. 2 points!
[4+2] You make it so that they mix heavily and very quickly, but evenly in the universe.Do the Macarena in Bubblaria or something.
I don't even know what's happening anymore.
[5] You reduce the area around Bubblaria into a scorched wasteland.Foiled yet again! At least I'm not dead.
Teleport the cronies back to Criminopolis.
[1] You teleport them into Dreamspace.
Make a time machine.
[6] It sends users to random times.
Plant the acorn I have.
[5] It starts growing.
Wipe out the natives.
[6] You convert the planet into a very large cooling ball of rock.
Ethereal:111
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:89
The Froggy Ninja:10
Beirus:41
LordSlowpoke:33
darkpaladin109:42
Jack A T:33
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:60
Lyeos:22
Scotsmen:61
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:21
poketwo:24
Nosaneinme:88
BFEL:90
Coolrune206:22
BlitzDungeoneer:38
Sergarr:20
Spacefaye:88
4maskwolf:53
Humaan:6
Frostmoon:46
Elephant Parade:5
Alev:16
TalonisWolf:23
Salsacookies:29
Spinal_Taper:27
Paphi:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
Minimal defianceLies
#964 Frostmoon action: ritual channels power from god to user, is unsafe.
This list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Horror-killer considers killing to be pointless until Sarrak gains more power.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Has planted godhood-granting oak tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Perfect. A vast universe, mixed into my creation... Perfect example of what can a physically long-gone horror achieve...
Spend one infinite moment of time in the state of severe nostalgia.
[6] You spend a few years remembering the past.negociate a deal with the star harvester for a percentage of the acorns from that tree it is growing
[3] The star-harvester offers you 20 percent of the yield.Find glitches
[4] You find a few. Send my Trusted Lieutenants to take over the Grocer and Construction Industries! Use Points as necessary.
1 point charged. [1] Your Trusted Lieutenants are captured.Teleport outside of and next to reality. Poke it and see what happens.
[1] Poking reality completely and retroactively destroys your arm.By extending your influence, you have doomed yourself!
Prove to the horror-killer it is now time to slay Sarrak. 3 points + whatever Sarrak tries to use to counter.
Stop Humaan from convincing the horror-killer it is time to kill Sarrak. 4 points.
"Can't we all just get along..."
[1+3-1-4] You cause the horror-killer to categorize all non-player beings as horrors, and no players as horrors.Tickle the horror-killer.
[1] You maim yourself against the horror-killer's armor.
Start with those clones of a player.
[2+10 vs. 4+3] They are dead now.
Control the time machine.
[6] You gain some control over it, but your mind keeps getting pulled through time. It's distracting.
Get some fertilizer.
[6] You strip the crust off a life-bearing planet.
Ethereal:112
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:90
The Froggy Ninja:11
Beirus:42
LordSlowpoke:34
darkpaladin109:43
Jack A T:34
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:61
Lyeos:23
Scotsmen:62
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:25
Nosaneinme:89
BFEL:91
Coolrune206:19
BlitzDungeoneer:39
Sergarr:21
Spacefaye:89
4maskwolf:54
Humaan:4
Frostmoon:47
Elephant Parade:6
Alev:17
TalonisWolf:23
Salsacookies:30
Spinal_Taper:28
Paphi:11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20 of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Does not consider any players horrors.
Considers all non-player beings horrors.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Has planted godhood-granting oak tree.
Has crust of life-bearing world for fertilizer.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Use all my points to call forth the ultimate being
[Summoning immunity] Your attempt at summoning me fails.Follow the horror-killer. Upgrade it to be even stronger, and dub it "Horror-Destroyer"
[1] You damage the horror-killer, then lose track of it.Change the Horror-killer Horror-targeting system to pre last turn state.
1 for luck
...and we just doomed non-player existence to extinction. Lovely. WHY GUYS, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MEDDLE?
Use all my points to call forth the ultimate being
You know, all this could do is summon the horror-killer. It is by far the strongest thing in existence.
Change the Horror-killer Horror-targeting system to pre last turn state.
1 for luck
Assist.
[4+1+1-1] Done.Change Horror-Killer's operating system to Dwarf Fortress. 2 points.
AGREE
SEE IF I CAN CREATE A PLANE WHICH HAS A BEING THAT WILL DEFINATELY KILL THE HORROR-KILLER, 6 POINTS
...and we just doomed non-player existence to extinction. Lovely. WHY GUYS, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MEDDLE?
Use all my points to call forth the ultimate being
You know, all this could do is summon the horror-killer. It is by far the strongest thing in existence.
Well, I won't say I'm NOT satisfied with ridiculous results.
And the strongest being... Look at the end of special abilities list
Make Horror-killer indecisive.
Create meta-killer that destroys all -killers (excluding itself). All points + all star power.
The threat of the horror-killer has been negated. Also, meddling with the horror-killer's mind remains dangerous. Are you sure you want to do those actions? (There is no turn cost for confirming actions from now on.)Look for Dreamspace. Is it within reality or somewhere else?
[2] You don't find it.Bleed evil blood all over the horror-killer!
[2] Your blood misses, and lands on a planet. That planet is converted into an army of angels spawned from your blood.
Preform some field maintenance.
[3] You make sure that the damage won't get worse on it's own.
Spread self around reality.
[6] You spread yourself thin.
Purify the fertilizer.
[3] You remove some of the useless stuff from the fertilizer.
Ethereal:113
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:91
The Froggy Ninja:12
Beirus:43
LordSlowpoke:35
darkpaladin109:44
Jack A T:35
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:62
Lyeos:24
Scotsmen:63
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:26
Nosaneinme:90
BFEL:92
Coolrune206:20
BlitzDungeoneer:40
Sergarr:22
Spacefaye:90
4maskwolf:55
Humaan:5
Frostmoon:48
Elephant Parade:7
Alev:18
TalonisWolf:24
Salsacookies:31
Spinal_Taper:29
Paphi:12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
~30.5 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Damaged. (-1 to combat.)
The damage won't get worst on it's own.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Has planted godhood-granting oak tree.
Has crust of life-bearing world for fertilizer.
Fertilizer slightly purified.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
I call off my last turn action because I pity poor thing.
Make soap from dreams. With mild insanity flavor. And strawberries. Totally strawberries. 2 points for luck.
[2+2] You create some insanity and strawberry flavored soap. Become kitchen sponge floating in space. Two points.
Insufficient points spent.Ooooh.
Put the angels through forced re-education. Which means let my minions handle it.
[2] They seem resistant to both your brainwashing and your minion's wrath. About half of the minions are killed by the angels.Fix the horror-killer
[6] You repair the horror-killer and add some automated defenses.Yes, I still want to make the meta-killer.
[5+7] You create a galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Set up some sensor arrays throughout reality.
[3] You set up a few automated telescopes.
Notice what Elephant Parade just did, then flee through time.
[3] You start fleeing.
Purify fertilizer further.
[1] You drop it into a star.
Locate any equals to my power.
[1] You find that nothing exists which can harm you.
Ethereal:114
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:92
The Froggy Ninja:13
Beirus:44
LordSlowpoke:36
darkpaladin109:45
Jack A T:36
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:63
Lyeos:25
Scotsmen:64
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:23
poketwo:27
Nosaneinme:91
BFEL:93
Coolrune206:21
BlitzDungeoneer:41
Sergarr:23
Spacefaye:91
4maskwolf:56
Humaan:6
Frostmoon:49
Elephant Parade:1
Alev:19
TalonisWolf:25
Salsacookies:32
Spinal_Taper:30
Paphi:13
drone1230:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Active.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
Small number of them are in the past.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Has planted godhood-granting oak tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Drive the meta-killer positively insane. Oh, and give him my soap. All my points on the first action. As a (past) eldritch god of thoughts, I can't bear the existence of something that isn't present on insanity scale at all.
[3+1] You give the meta-killer a massive amount of megalomania.
Mix up some of reality.
[5] You do so.Flick rocks at the angels, then.
[4] They die in large numbers to your giant rocks. Which are also known as planets.Destroy some stars.
[2] You don't know how to do that.
Drive the meta-killer positively insane. Oh, and give him my soap. All my points on the first action. As a (past) eldritch god of thoughts, I can't bear the existence of something that isn't present on insanity scale at all.
We don't need an insane galaxy-sized, sapient, omnicidal, reality-warping hole in space. Don't just smite Sarrak if they attempt this, rip them out of Dreamspace without damaging Dreamspace. 5 point action. +10 points for whatever sort of damage control I need. Or however many points I need to match the points used against me and beat that total by 5.
8 points charged. [6+5-1] You damage Dreamspace beyond the maintenance mind's ability to repair in the process of removing Sarrak.Make the horror-killer strong enough to challenge the meta-killer. As many points as needed.
3 points charged. [1] You turn the horror-killer off.Summon an bunch of Creatures and task them with finding glitches and reporting them and the ability to take actions
Needed points + 3 for luck
[2+3] You summon a horde of debuggers.Teleport Sarrak to me, but then imprison him in an unbreakable cube. Use however many points necessary.
"I am sorry... my.... lord, but this is to stop you from being removed from the universe. Now you just stay in there...
3 points charged. [4] Done.
Finish fleeing.
[5] You are now in the past.
Check on the tree.
[6] It's large, but running out of nutrition.
Kill Beirus.
[2+14 vs. 5+5+8] You, despite your nigh-ommipotence and vast skill, are defeated by a massive amount of bad luck.
Look for bugs.
[6] You find a local crash bug. It seems to effect about a cubic kilometer. It is reported.
Ethereal:115
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:93
The Froggy Ninja:14
Beirus:37
LordSlowpoke:37
darkpaladin109:46
Jack A T:37
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:64
Lyeos:26
Scotsmen:65
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:24
poketwo:28
Nosaneinme:92
BFEL:94
Coolrune206:19
BlitzDungeoneer:42
Sergarr:24
Spacefaye:92
4maskwolf:57
Humaan:7
Frostmoon:50
Elephant Parade:2
Alev:20
TalonisWolf:26
Salsacookies:33
Spinal_Taper:31
Paphi:14
drone1230:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Damaged beyond the maintenance mind's ability to repair.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is outside of reality, even though that doesn't make sense.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Off.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has slowly starving godhood-granting oak tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
Find someone competent to fix it. +2
Reality is no prison for me. Dream and contact Beirus to fix Dreamspace together. +1
[2+2+1+1] You locate an uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.Order golems to destroy the stars.
[4] They agree, and will/have give/given you 75% of the energy gains.Assist Roc by turning him into a demigod lemming.
((That is unnecessary and unwanted))
Avoid that from happening by dodge magic with 2 luck points if he tries to do this
Modify the Horror killer So it can be turned on by me as well as the demigod lemming
1 for luck
[4+2] Roc dodges into the ruins of Dreamspace.
[1+1] Roc fails to modify the horror-killer.
Destroy some stars.
[2] You don't have sufficient focused power to do that.
Collect some acorns from the tree.
[6] You collect a lot of acorns, but kill the tree.
Destroy everything.
[1] You create a barrier around yourself. It will be trivial to destroy, of course.
Find a workaround for the local crash.
[6] You find one, but half of you die in the process.
Ethereal:116
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:94
The Froggy Ninja:15
Beirus:36
LordSlowpoke:38
darkpaladin109:47
Jack A T:38
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:65
Lyeos:27
Scotsmen:66
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:29
Nosaneinme:93
BFEL:95
Coolrune206:20
BlitzDungeoneer:43
Sergarr:25
Spacefaye:93
4maskwolf:58
Humaan:8
Frostmoon:51
Elephant Parade:3
Alev:21
TalonisWolf:27
Salsacookies:34
Spinal_Taper:32
Paphi:15
drone1230:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 5 turns of cooldown, cooldown will finish on turn 118.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Damaged beyond the maintenance mind's ability to repair.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in the remains of Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings.
Off.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 8 godhood-granting acorns.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
GET THE PERCENTAGE OF ACORNS I AGREED WITH FROM THE STAR HARVESTER
Already done, I probably should have noted that in the main part of last update.
Hmmm. I have no idea what's going on, but I know the GM so let's jump in!
Spend my starting 3 points; attempt to gain pyrokinetic abilities, preferably conjuration and control.
[1] You gain an anti-fire aura.
wait for points to build.
Done.
Plead for his assistance! +1 point
[4+1] They fix Dreamspace.
Modify the Horror killer So it can be turned on by me as well as the demigod lemming
1 for luck
[5+1] The horror-killer now can be activated by you or a demigod lemming, if they enter the password. You are the only being that has the password.
Gather myself to the same area.
[2] You fumble the teleport and end up in a different, but functionally identical configuration.
Plant 3 more acorns.
[3] Only one seems viable.
Convert the barrier into a weapon.
[4] Done. It's not a very useful weapon for you, of course.
Raise the dead.
[6] The dead around you rise as zombies.
Ethereal:117
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:95
The Froggy Ninja:16
Beirus:37
LordSlowpoke:39
darkpaladin109:48
Jack A T:39
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:66
Lyeos:28
Scotsmen:67
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:22
poketwo:30
Nosaneinme:94
BFEL:96
Coolrune206:21
BlitzDungeoneer:44
Sergarr:26
Spacefaye:94
4maskwolf:59
Humaan:9
Frostmoon:52
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:22
TalonisWolf:28
Salsacookies:35
Spinal_Taper:33
Paphi:16
drone1230:7
Lielac:1
bigjaredmonkey:4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 4 turns of cooldown, cooldown will finish on turn 118.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
Off.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 8 godhood-granting acorns.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
Surrounded by zombies.
Shake my fist while raging impotently at the heavens.
[3] You shake your fist while slowly losing your rage at the heavens.OK,CREATE A PLANE THAT HAS PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR THESE ACORNS TO GROW IN
[6] You reshape a universe into the right state.continue to build points until i have 10 points.
You wait until you have 5 points. It won't go faster than that.Spit in the horror-killer's general direction.
[2] You spit in the opposite direction. Which happens to have a life-bearing planet. None of the inhabitants survived the impact of divine spit.
Just collect power from a dying star.
[3] You collect less power than usual from that star.
Make some fertilizer.
[3] You get some mediocre fertilizer.
Go wipe a galaxy from existence.
[6] You violently detonate every star in the galaxy.
Teleport out.
[4] Done.
Ethereal:118
Nunzillor:18
DaveTheGrave:96
The Froggy Ninja:17
Beirus:38
LordSlowpoke:40
darkpaladin109:49
Jack A T:40
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:67
Lyeos:29
Scotsmen:68
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:23
poketwo:31
Nosaneinme:95
BFEL:97
Coolrune206:22
BlitzDungeoneer:45
Sergarr:27
Spacefaye:95
4maskwolf:60
Humaan:10
Frostmoon:53
Elephant Parade:5
Alev:23
TalonisWolf:29
Salsacookies:36
Spinal_Taper:34
Paphi:17
drone1230:8
Lielac:2
bigjaredmonkey:5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 3 turns of cooldown, cooldown will finish on turn 118.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0.375 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Near a small pile of acorns.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
Off.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.125 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 8 godhood-granting acorns.
Has godhood-granting sapling.
Has mediocre fertilizer.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
Use magical device to intensify the gravity of poketwo's new universe.
[1] You destroy your supply of acorns.
Go kill the meta killer with the help of my overgod follower. +7
Go kill the meta killer with the help of my overgod follower. +7
Help this by my psychic powers. While I'm imprisoned, it should be still possible.
Go kill the meta killer with the help of my overgod follower. +7
Help this by my psychic powers. While I'm imprisoned, it should be still possible.
Assist with my broken noodle arms! 10 points.
[4+3+8+7+3+3+10 vs. 3+14] You kill the meta-killer, then render that event almost impossible to change.Make a paperclip chain while I wait for points to build.
[5] You create some paperclip manacles.Try to hire a secretary.
[3] You create a rather poor secretary from some mortals, deleting their minds in the process.
Start with the star-harvesting.
[6] You destroy the worlds you control in the process of harvesting stars.
Just use the fertilizer.
[3] It doesn't have much effect.
Locate more bugs.
[3] You find and report a very minor bug.
Ethereal:119
Nunzillor:9
DaveTheGrave:97
The Froggy Ninja:18
Beirus:32
LordSlowpoke:41
darkpaladin109:50
Jack A T:41
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:68
Lyeos:30
Scotsmen:69
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:24
poketwo:32
Nosaneinme:96
BFEL:98
Coolrune206:23
BlitzDungeoneer:46
Sergarr:28
Spacefaye:96
4maskwolf:61
Humaan:11
Frostmoon:54
Elephant Parade:6
Alev:24
TalonisWolf:30
Salsacookies:37
Spinal_Taper:35
Paphi:18
drone1230:9
Lielac:3
bigjaredmonkey:6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 3 turns of cooldown, cooldown will finish on turn 118.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.875 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, not causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
Off.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Controls a few worlds.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.625 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 8 godhood-granting acorns.
Has godhood-granting sapling.
Has mediocre fertilizer.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
PLANT THE ACORNS IN THE UNIVERSE THEN
[5] They grow well.Set up a law firm.
[2] You find that explosions are not a valid legal tactic.Use star energy to increase my magical power. C + 3 points.
3 points charged. [2+3] You gain power equal to that of a god.Spend 3 points to attempt to gain pyrokinetic abilities again. Still with a preference for conjuration and control.
[1] You gain cyrokinetic abilities.Yay! We didn't even destroy the whole world in the battle!
Meditate and reach enlightenment. 1 point
[2+1] You come closer to enlightenment.Find Dreamspace.
[6] You find it. When Sarrak was part of it. By teleporting into it. [4] You start hearing things that aren't there. As usual, bold text is trustworthy.Turn on the Horror-killer
[5] Done.
Study physics.
[2] You don't find anyone to teach you.
Find out how the star-harvester works.
[2] You fail to do that.
Check on my sapling.
[6] It's too big to survive for long without fertilizer in this soil. You do get some acorns though.
Keep looking.
[5] You find a lot of bugs, and figure out how to fix them. You give that information to Roc in your bug report.
Ethereal:120
Nunzillor:10
DaveTheGrave:98
The Froggy Ninja:19
Beirus:33
LordSlowpoke:42
darkpaladin109:51
Jack A T:42
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:69
Lyeos:31
Scotsmen:70
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:25
poketwo:33
Nosaneinme:97
BFEL:99
Coolrune206:24
BlitzDungeoneer:47
Sergarr:29
Spacefaye:97
4maskwolf:62
Humaan:12
Frostmoon:55
Elephant Parade:4
Alev:25
TalonisWolf:31
Salsacookies:38
Spinal_Taper:36
Paphi:19
drone1230:10
Lielac:1
bigjaredmonkey:7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: 1 turns of cooldown, cooldown will finish on turn 118.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns growing.
Has a godhood-granting acorn.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
3.875 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Hears things that aren't there.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.625 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 12 godhood-granting acorns.
Has godhood-granting tree that is too big to survive without fertilizer in the soil it's in..
Has mediocre fertilizer.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
Enlightenment only comes to the persistent ones... +1 point
[4+1] You gain complete knowledge of all of reality.
Cryokinetic abilities? It'll do. Start searching for something interesting (i.e.: fleshy and vulnerable to frostbite) to freeze to death.
[2] You don't find any such thing.
Look for a time machine.
[3] You find the remains of one.
Harvest some stars.
[3] You harvest one star.
Apply fertilizer.
[3] You delay the tree's death.
Ethereal:121
Nunzillor:11
DaveTheGrave:99
The Froggy Ninja:20
Beirus:34
LordSlowpoke:43
darkpaladin109:52
Jack A T:43
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:70
Lyeos:32
Scotsmen:71
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:26
poketwo:34
Nosaneinme:98
BFEL:100
Coolrune206:25
BlitzDungeoneer:48
Sergarr:30
Spacefaye:98
4maskwolf:63
Humaan:13
Frostmoon:56
Elephant Parade:5
Alev:26
TalonisWolf:32
Salsacookies:39
Spinal_Taper:37
Paphi:20
drone1230:11
Lielac:2
bigjaredmonkey:8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns growing.
Has a godhood-granting acorn.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Hears things that aren't there.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.875 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 12 godhood-granting acorns.
Has godhood-granting tree that is too big to survive without fertilizer in the soil it's in.
Has mediocre fertilizer.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
50% remain alive.
Now I know everything, right? Show me the date of the universe death!
[2] About 10 billion years from now, assuming nothing free willed alters reality to change that.
Continue searching for fleshy vulnerable things to senselessly murder.
[6] You gather a lynch mob after killing someone.
Try to repair the time machine.
[3] You think you can fix it if you get the right parts. You do not have the right parts.
Stop my mind from shifting in time.
[2] You fail.
Transplant the tree into more fertile soil.
[4] You do so. It is now safe.
Gain some system access to fix bugs.
[6] Some of you are converted into a automated maintenance tool. 20% of you, to be exact.
Ethereal:122
Nunzillor:12
DaveTheGrave:100
The Froggy Ninja:21
Beirus:35
LordSlowpoke:44
darkpaladin109:53
Jack A T:44
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:71
Lyeos:33
Scotsmen:72
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:27
poketwo:35
Nosaneinme:99
BFEL:101
Coolrune206:26
BlitzDungeoneer:49
Sergarr:31
Spacefaye:99
4maskwolf:64
Humaan:14
Frostmoon:57
Elephant Parade:6
Alev:27
TalonisWolf:33
Salsacookies:40
Spinal_Taper:38
Paphi:21
drone1230:12
Lielac:3
bigjaredmonkey:9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has 2 godhood-granting acorns growing.
Has a godhood-granting acorn.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Hears things that aren't there.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Has lynch mob out for her blood.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.875 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 12 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
40% remain alive.
Make the horde of debuggers regen 2% every turn
2 points for luck
[1+2] You make them regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA KILL THE LYNCH MOB
[5+2 vs. 2+1] Done.That's... Reassuring. Help with debugging.
[2] You can't modify the code.Experiment on 20% of the acorns that are harvested from the oaks, to limit only sentient creatures to ascend. required points
1 point charged. [1] You vaporize the acorns being used for testing.Take over everything via Grocer POWAR. All my points!
[2+30] You are now reality, and are slowly dying. Slowly meaning that you will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Find those parts.
[1] You completely destroy the remains of the time machine.
Notice the effects of TalonisWolf's action.
[4] You do so.
Farm some more.
[3] You don't get much a lot of acorns.
See if the automated maintenance tool fixes bugs.
[1] It doesn't. It does kill some more of you.
Ethereal:123
Nunzillor:13
DaveTheGrave:101
The Froggy Ninja:22
Beirus:36
LordSlowpoke:45
darkpaladin109:54
Jack A T:45
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:72
Lyeos:34
Scotsmen:73
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:26
poketwo:35
Nosaneinme:100
BFEL:102
Coolrune206:27
BlitzDungeoneer:50
Sergarr:32
Spacefaye:100
4maskwolf:65
Humaan:15
Frostmoon:58
Elephant Parade:7
Alev:28
TalonisWolf:1
Salsacookies:41
Spinal_Taper:39
Paphi:22
drone1230:13
Lielac:4
bigjaredmonkey:10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Hears things that aren't there.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.875 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
31% remain alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
YESSSSSSSS MURDER YESSSSSSSSSS. Start hunting down any family members of the lynch mob.
[6] You find the families of the mob. They are under guard.Spend 10 points, win the game
[5+7] You become the winner. No other being can win any opposed roll as long as you live.Spend 10 points, win the game
Laugh at this fool. Then, continue improving Dreamspace. 2 points.
[3+2] Dreamspace is made much better.LOCATE A UNIVERSE WHERE THE POCAHONTAS MOVIE HAPPENS, BUT THERE IS NO GODS. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE ONES ON THE SCALE MY GOLDEN ACORNS WOULD ACSEND MORTALS. REQUIRED POINTS
0 points charged. [4] You find that.
Find a being that has a time machine.
[6] You find several. None of them are friendly.
Locate someone who can heal TalonisWolf.
[6] You find the players, and only the players.
Flee and regain my numbers.
[3] You just flee. Slowly.
Ethereal:124
Nunzillor:14
DaveTheGrave:102
The Froggy Ninja:23
Beirus:37
LordSlowpoke:46
darkpaladin109:55
Jack A T:46
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:73
Lyeos:35
Scotsmen:74
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:27
poketwo:36
Nosaneinme:101
BFEL:103
Coolrune206:28
BlitzDungeoneer:51
Sergarr:33
Spacefaye:101
4maskwolf:66
Humaan:16
Frostmoon:59
Elephant Parade:8
Alev:29
TalonisWolf:2
Salsacookies:42
Spinal_Taper:40
Paphi:23
drone1230:14
Lielac:5
bigjaredmonkey:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Hears things that aren't there.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.875 stars worth of energy.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
32% remain alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
Hmm.
Spend 3 points to retain all my special abilities, including this one, even if I die.
[3] [Retain state]Like other greater gods, I have achieved my purpose in this age of strife. Lie dormant, waiting for centuries to pass and the world - to renovate.
This is one of the most interesting games that I have played, but it is getting increasingly harder to think up decent goals to continue. The absence of most players who can create a god-level strife doesn't help. So (in my opinion), we should either give this an epic end or start anew. Thoughts?
[2] You fail to get to sleep.Laugh at Sarrak for thinking he could beat me.
I
WIN.
[6] You laugh until it hurts. Then you laugh some more.Teleport insanity plus cronies into reality. +5
Teleport self back to exoreality
[1+5] You teleport your insanity into your cronies. The cronies and you are teleported perfectly.REMOVE THE BLOCK ON ACENSION TO GODHOOD. REQUIRED POINTS
YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE GODLY STRIFE, NOW YOU SHALL GET IT.
REMOVE THE BLOCK ON ACENSION TO GODHOOD. REQUIRED POINTS
YOU SAID YOU WANTED MORE GODLY STRIFE, NOW YOU SHALL GET IT.
Assist
5 points charged from poketwo. [4+1] Done.
Seize a time machine.
[Auto-tie] They keep you away from the time machines, despite being vastly inferior in combat.
Try to make an independent pocket dimension.
[3] You create a very small one.
Regain my numbers.
[5] You regain 50% of your original number.
Ethereal:125
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:103
The Froggy Ninja:24
Beirus:38
LordSlowpoke:47
darkpaladin109:56
Jack A T:47
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:74
Lyeos:36
Scotsmen:75
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:28
poketwo:32
Nosaneinme:102
BFEL:104
Coolrune206:29
BlitzDungeoneer:52
Sergarr:34
Spacefaye:102
4maskwolf:67
Humaan:17
Frostmoon:60
Elephant Parade:9
Alev:30
TalonisWolf:3
Salsacookies:43
Spinal_Taper:41
Paphi:19
drone1230:15
Lielac:3
bigjaredmonkey:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 1.875 stars worth of energy.
Has very small independent pocket dimension.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
83% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
create army of plate mooks. two points.
[5+1] You create them, but they have weak security.Ascend to exoreal godhood. +5
[1+2] You gain the status of demigod.And now we have an insomniac eldritch horror...
Mildly irritated, I try to hibernate once again. +2 points
Let Sarrak out now, and assist him.
POKE SARRAK IN SNOUT IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE WAKEFULNESS
[5+2+1-1] Sarrak slips into indefinite, deep sleep.Fix the bugs
[3] You fix a few of them.SCATTER SOME OF THE GODHOOD GRANTING ACORNS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
[1] You disintegrate most of them. Find out if the death of I, Reality, will effect the other players.
It will.
Seek out another being with a time machine.
[2] You don't find one.
Expand it.
[6] It starts undergoing a massive increase in size, and draining your power quickly.
Resume the bughunt.
[3] You find very few bugs. And report them.
Ethereal:125
Nunzillor:15
DaveTheGrave:103
The Froggy Ninja:24
Beirus:38
LordSlowpoke:47
darkpaladin109:56
Jack A T:47
Sarrak:3
IcyTea31:74
Lyeos:36
Scotsmen:75
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:28
poketwo:32
Nosaneinme:102
BFEL:104
Coolrune206:29
BlitzDungeoneer:52
Sergarr:34
Spacefaye:102
4maskwolf:67
Humaan:17
Frostmoon:60
Elephant Parade:9
Alev:30
TalonisWolf:3
Salsacookies:43
Spinal_Taper:41
Paphi:14
drone1230:15
Lielac:3
bigjaredmonkey:0
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Asleep.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Has army of plate mooks with poor security.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
Has rapidly growing independent pocket dimension.
Pocket dimension is rapidly draining power.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
83% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
Blow up ALL the things!
Blow up ALL the things!
Refuse to be blown up, and thus, do not be blown up, because i have won.
[6-1] Lyeos destroys planets for a few hours.Ascend further.
Ascend further.
Halt this action, as it is an infraction of the law and order of the universe. Then, redisable ascension so that it can never be renabled. Spent 20 points on redisabling ascension, and make it so that this can never be reversed.
Ascend further.
Halt this action, as it is an infraction of the law and order of the universe. Then, redisable ascension so that it can never be renabled. Spent 10 points on redisabling ascension.
NO. MY PLANS
STOP THIS FOOL, 12 POINTS
Coolrune's action cannot be done, because you can't render a 5-point action impossible with any number of points. Also, it is multiple actions. The hinder works. I believe that poketwo's action was intended to block the disabling of ascension, and is as such unnecessary.
[4-1] Paphi gains very little power.
Keep looking.
[4] You find the fire golem hivemind.
Cut it off.
[5] You disconnect without issue.
Continue to look for bugs.
[1] You lose a decent chunk of yourself in tests.
Ethereal:126
Nunzillor:16
DaveTheGrave:104
The Froggy Ninja:25
Beirus:39
LordSlowpoke:48
darkpaladin109:57
Jack A T:48
Sarrak:4
IcyTea31:75
Lyeos:37
Scotsmen:76
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:29
poketwo:33
Nosaneinme:103
BFEL:105
Coolrune206:30
BlitzDungeoneer:53
Sergarr:35
Spacefaye:103
4maskwolf:68
Humaan:18
Frostmoon:61
Elephant Parade:10
Alev:31
TalonisWolf:4
Salsacookies:44
Spinal_Taper:42
Paphi:15
drone1230:16
Lielac:4
bigjaredmonkey:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Asleep.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Greater god.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Has army of plate mooks with poor security.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Knows that the fire golem hivemind has a time machine.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
Has large independent pocket dimension.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
65% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
This turn was posted before it was finished.
Steal all 104 DavetheGrave's points.
That doesn't work. But from time to time, someone must try affecting points again, eh?
look, that guy's not on the game any more. i call dibs on his points.
Doesn't matter, still doesn't work. All it gets you is a smiting from the GM.
Hey, I just remembered something. Doesn't Lyeos auto-win at b-ball? What happens if Lyeos and monkey play b-ball? Chaos Dunk?
Hey, I just remembered something. Doesn't Lyeos auto-win at b-ball? What happens if Lyeos and monkey play b-ball? Chaos Dunk?
all rolls opposing me fail, so i would auto win.
Yeah, but all b-ball rolls opposing Lyeos fail too if I remember right. Endless b-ball game.
Yeah, but all b-ball rolls opposing Lyeos fail too if I remember right. Endless b-ball game.
i won the game, so i think that succeeds Lyeos' win all the time.
Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.
Nah, endless b-ball game. It'll be great for ticket sales.
Sadly, but only immortal beings could afford to watch even the first half of the game...
bigjaredmonkey being the winner only stops other beings from winning opposed rolls. It doesn't block ties. If I recall correctly, Lyeos's automatic victory does not involve a roll. As such, Lyeos would win the match.
Steal all 104 DavetheGrave's points.
Action fails due to manipulating points not working. Also your army rebels against you.WAIT A 100 YEARS FOR MORE GOD GRANTING OAK TREES TO GROW
[1] You wander off, and return a week earlier.Well then, if ascending is a thing, ascend to the apex of power. Use this new power to bring law to all corners of the universe. 15 points.
[6+12] You gain the ability to alter the entirety of reality in one way, but need to spend 3 points for anything lesser than that.Teleport the cronies into Coolrune. +2
[5+2] The cronies die, and you accidentally teleport their remains in front of you.
Ask the hivemind to send me back in time.
Request given.
Send the horror-killer back in time.
[4] Horror-killer sent back.
Try to gain debugging abilities.
[1] You find that you can never have them.
Ethereal:127
Nunzillor:17
DaveTheGrave:105
The Froggy Ninja:26
Beirus:40
LordSlowpoke:49
darkpaladin109:58
Jack A T:49
Sarrak:5
IcyTea31:76
Lyeos:38
Scotsmen:77
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:30
poketwo:34
Nosaneinme:104
BFEL:106
Coolrune206:16
BlitzDungeoneer:54
Sergarr:36
Spacefaye:104
4maskwolf:69
Humaan:19
Frostmoon:62
Elephant Parade:11
Alev:32
TalonisWolf:5
Salsacookies:45
Spinal_Taper:43
Paphi:14
drone1230:17
Lielac:5
bigjaredmonkey:2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Greater god.
Has followers, including holy knights and an overgod.
Knows location of uncooperative nigh-ommipotent sword.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
+3 combat bonus, cannot flee.
A horror.
Possesses large amount of control over Dreamspace.
Omniscient.
Asleep.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Automatically wins any game of basketball that he is a player in.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Can alter the entirety of reality in one way with an action.
Cannot preform any lesser action without spending at least 3 points.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Has magical power equal to a god.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Has army of plate mooks with poor security that has rebelled.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Knows that the fire golem hivemind has a time machine.
Far in the past.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
Has large independent pocket dimension.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
66% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
Can never gain the ability to debug reality.
Alter reality so that any actions negatively affecting other players gets canceled out. Forever.
LET'S JUST HAVE PEACE, SHALL WE?
Defend self if necessary. Necessary amount of points.
[1] Any action made by a player that does not negatively affect another player now costs a minimum of 1 point.
KILL COOLRUNE BEFORE HE CAN GET MORE POWER, I AM A WEEK AT LEAST BEFORE HE DID IT!!!! REQUIRED POINTS!!!
[4+15 vs. 6+5] You kill Coolrune, causing their ascension to beyond you in power to not happen, and also negating their action this turn.
Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.
Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.
My subconsciousness helps him with this, while adding features like Dreamspace 3.0 (alpha) as one of the external reality layers. It should be dormant until the start of the new universe, accumulating dreams of new sentients with its beginning. My eternal sleep should provide enough power for it to exist. 5 points (all points).
REVERT MULTIVERSE TO TURN -10, +ALL
... This can't go wrong if you'll roll 55. Right?
[4+35+1+5] Both of your minds are made into the reality of the reboot, and cannot take action pre-reboot. Respawn?Demigodly make one big crony corpse.
[3] You stitch the bodies together.Become god of magic. All points + all stars.
[5+11] You gain control over all magic, and divinity. You do not know how to keep magic from breaking in a lot of ways at once. It breaks in a lot of ways at once.REVERT MULTIVERSE TO TURN -10, +ALL
[1+46] You rewind reality to before the start of reality, not delaying the reboot in any way.
All players but Roc and Paphi: You are consciousnesses in a endless void without space or time.Become the new reality that the reboot will take place in, so that it has a place to occur in. Retain sentience and ability to affect things. 5 point action to also become immune to alteration, rest of my points as bonus.
Use Dodge magic if this (or the death of reality) will otherwise kill me and the debuggers. 3 luck point
Give the debuggers debugging abilities. needed points plus 2 luck points
5 points charged. [4+2] You place the debugger's minds into the thing you use to debug, and give them equal access to you.I, Reality, herefore commit Seppuku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku). I dying anyways, might as well mess with the other players now.
kill mook army commander to put myself back in charge, and raise the security. two points
B-BALL GAME WITH MONKEY.
Remove Lyeo's powers from himself. All mah points, including the one i would get this turn
LordSlowpoke's action negates these ones.Give all things uncontrollably benevolent instincts. All points.
[3+14] All beings now cannot take actions to benefit themselves.Spend 5 points (or as needed) to retain my special abilities (cryokinetic abilities and anti-fire aura) when the reboot hits.
5 points charged. [5] Done.
Ethereal:128
Nunzillor:1
DaveTheGrave:106
The Froggy Ninja:27
Beirus:1
LordSlowpoke:1
darkpaladin109:59
Jack A T:50
Sarrak:1
IcyTea31:77
Lyeos:39
Scotsmen:78
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:26
poketwo:35
Nosaneinme:105
BFEL:107
Coolrune206:17
BlitzDungeoneer:55
Sergarr:37
Spacefaye:105
4maskwolf:70
Humaan:20
Frostmoon:63
Elephant Parade:1
Alev:33
TalonisWolf:6
Salsacookies:46
Spinal_Taper:44
Paphi:15
drone1230:18
Lielac:1
bigjaredmonkey:3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
All except Roc and Paphi.
Before the beginning of reality. Despite the fact that that doesn't make sense.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Gone to post-reboot.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
Gone to post-reboot.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Automatically wins any game of basketball that he is a player in.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Can alter the entirety of reality in one way with an action.
Cannot preform any lesser action without spending at least 3 points.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
4.625 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Is a god.
Controls magic, and doesn't know how to keep it from breaking.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Has army of plate mooks with poor security that has rebelled.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Knows that the fire golem hivemind has a time machine.
Far in the past.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
Has large independent pocket dimension.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
67% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
Are now part of reality's reprogramming system, with equal power as Roc.
Respawn. Happily relax, waiting for the reboot. 1 point.
[4+1] You relax quite a bit.
Beat Coolrune upside the head with an ice hammer.
[4+2 vs. 5] You give Coolrune a sound beating.Manipulate my divinity so that I keep it when the reboot happens. 1 point.
[6+1] You remove your divinity and place it in Sarrak's mind in the past. You don't know how to get it back after the reboot.Return to Reality. +ALL
[3] You return to reality. Without a body.Teleport Dreamspace into my servant as its soul. +3
I shall name you... Cronus.
((An additional +1 for that new rule if necessary, but I wouldn't not call this a negative action.))
[3+3] It starts trying to act out every dream at the same time. It fails.Remove the silly 1 point negative action rule
1 for action and 2 for luck
The action that created that was negated by poketwo, and as such your action is unnecessary.
Ethereal:129
Nunzillor:2
DaveTheGrave:107
The Froggy Ninja:28
Beirus:2
LordSlowpoke:2
darkpaladin109:60
Jack A T:51
Sarrak:2
IcyTea31:78
Lyeos:40
Scotsmen:79
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER:27
poketwo:36
Nosaneinme:106
BFEL:108
Coolrune206:17
BlitzDungeoneer:56
Sergarr:38
Spacefaye:106
4maskwolf:71
Humaan:21
Frostmoon:64
Elephant Parade:1
Alev:34
TalonisWolf:7
Salsacookies:47
Spinal_Taper:45
Paphi:16
drone1230:19
Lielac:2
bigjaredmonkey:1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
[
Dodge: magic]: Ready to use.
[
Dodge: pebbles]: Ready to use.
[
Mind-wipe]
[
Dream programmer]
Sergarr
[
Shadowy presence]
[
Punch into future] Can be used by independent fists belonging to Sergarr.
Scotsmen
None.
Jack A T
[
Burn divinity]
Coolrune206
None.
darkpaladin109
[
Superhuman Teacrafter]
Beirus
[
Godeater]: No players recorded.
[
On-death attack]
BlitzDungeoneer
[
RESET_HARM]: Ready to use.
TalonisWolf
[
Stays down]
[
Power lock]
[
Ability lock]
Lyeos
[
Eternal destroyer]
Sarrak
[
Transmitter conversion]
Lielac
[
Retain state]
GM
[
New powers on demand]
[
Blackout Ward]
[
Stable existence]
[
Summoning immunity]
Existing but unheld
[
EXTERMINATE]: At will, can be activated by darkpaladin109.
[
Interdimensional attack]: Ready to use.
[
Shattering power]
BlitzDungeoneer
None above 0.
Stats
Minimal defianceThis list is most likely riddled with inaccuracies, and as such will need corrections. Corrections are welcome and encouraged.
All except Roc, Paphi and bigjaredmonkey.
Before the beginning of reality. Despite the fact that that doesn't make sense.
Ethereal
Nothing of note.
Nunzillor
I don't know what Nunzillor is.
Treated as normal god until I learn what they are.
Maimed.
Bones ground to fine paste.
Alive. Somehow.
Cannot be significantly changed by anything short of a 3-point action.
DaveTheGrave
Data being.
Can alter reality.
Uncontrollably alters laws of physics in nearby area.
The Froggy Ninja
On warlock throne, giving godlike power.
+3 to science, -1 to everything else.
Is on warlock throne, which grants godlike power to anyone who sits on it.
Has device that uses bound horrors to power things, but allows Dreamspace to control what the device is powering. (Contains millions of horror ghosts.)
Mildly hallucinates.
Leader of Bubblaria.
Beirus
Gone to post-reboot.
LordSlowpoke
Nothing of note.
darkpaladin109
High-end greater god. (+6 combat bonus.)
Almost immutable. (I think I should enforce this more strictly.)
Jack A T
Overgod.
Sarrak: Can't sense/hear sound. External memory, burned into mortal minds. Powerful psi-user.
Gone to post-reboot.
Was
Alien-minded eldritch god of thoughts.
No physical form.
+2 bonus to manipulating mortal minds, any mortal contacted goes insane.
Not obviously a horror.
Merged with Dreamspace with equal control as maintenance mind.
Dreaming counts as contact with mind.
Creations
Dreamspace: connects different realities and controls nearly all reality layers, has a malevolent mind for maintenance and blocks divine wrath. Not that flammable anymore.
Divine intervention gets -1 and needs 3 points in Dreamspace.
Holes between Dreamspace and rest of reality shrink.
Division of roles between Sarrak and maintenance mind, Sarrak in charge of expanding and guarding, maintenance mind in charge of maintenance.
If a universe is connected to Dreamspace, that universe becomes an even mix of it's former state and Dreamspace.
Horrors: godlike individuals (+4), that constantly rebel against their creator.
IcyTea31
God. I think.
Lyeos
God.
Maimed.
Nearby solar system mostly infested by angels spawned from Lyeos's blood.
Has minions.
Automatically wins any game of basketball that he is a player in.
Scotsmen
Nothing of note. I think.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Planet-sized dark matter.
Can update and reprogram reality.
Is in Dreamspace.
poketwo
Sufficient power to create layers of reality.
Inability to act on scales smaller than a universe without points.
Has plane of nonmagical acorns.
Has deal with star-harvester for 20% of godhood-granting acorn yields.
Has great universe for acorn growing.
Has some godhood-granting oak trees growing.
Has some godhood-granting acorns.
Nosaneinme
God?
BFEL
Nothing of note.
Coolrune206
Nothing of note.
BlitzDungeoneer
Super saiyan god.
Sergarr
God.
Has millions of self-replicating fists throughout universe. In the far future.
Spacefaye
Nothing of note.
4maskwolf
Nothing of note.
Humaan
Overgod.
Has the Godbattery. (Overgod battery.)
Frostmoon
Nothing of note.
Elephant Parade
Research bonus of (Roll*2) + 1 >/= 6.
Knows some magical secrets. Most of which I don't remember.
How to use death of star for magical energy.
How to create incorporeal being to destroy stars and harvest the energy gained from doing that.
How to stabilize vast amounts of energy in connections to Dreamspace, with side effect of warping dreams.
How to have wormholes automatically collect acorns. Without having control over the collection.
0 stars worth of energy stored in connections to Dreamspace, causing dreams to be warped.
Has device that alters acorns to raise gravity by an amount determined by the user of the device, then teleports the acorns to almost any location.
Still has power equal to a god.
Controls magic, and doesn't know how to keep it from breaking.
Alev
Has army of clones. See NPC notes.
TalonisWolf
In control of a grocery store.
In control of a hardware store.
Has lots of trusted lieutenants.
Trusted lieutenants are prisoners of Grocer and Construction industries.
Is reality.
Will probably die within the decade without outside help.
Salsacookies
Nothing of note.
Spinal_Taper
Nothing of note.
Paphi
Ruler of Criminopolis.
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Has thing with Dreamspace as soul.
Criminopolis
Forest village on other planet.
Entire population in Dreamspace.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, causing it to be impossible for any other being to win any opposed roll.
Has army of plate mooks with poor security that has rebelled.
Does not have a body.
Horror-killer
Colossal autonomous war-machine.
+10 combat bonus.
Can use just about anything as fuel.
Uses enough fuel to use planets up in a short time.
Hates horrors, and will exterminate them the moment it can, unless something immediately pressing comes up.
Can only be activated by demigod lemmings or Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER.
On.
Has pocket multiverse as fuel.
Knows that mortals can't easily survive orbital bombardment.
Believes mortals are incapable of using magic.
Can't alter own code.
Has good security. (-1 to unwanted modifications.)
Is aware of the fire golem hivemind and Alev's clones.
Has automated defences. (No combat bonus can be directly gained from ambushing the horror-killer.)
Has a few automated telescopes.
Needs password to activate.
Knows where some unfriendly beings with time machines are.
Knows that the fire golem hivemind has a time machine.
Far in the past.
Fire golem hivemind
Hivemind of elephant fire golems.
Can control vast amounts of light.
Highly centralized.
Wants to rule universe.
Complete lack of influence on Dreamspace.
Can teleport on massive scale.
Has unknown enemy against taking over universe.
Knows some magic.
Has time machine with random destination unless controlled.
Has some control over the time machine.
Mind shifts in time.
Spread thinly across reality.
All of them are in the past.
Is willing to aid any player, for the small price of a universe.
Have agreement with Elephant Parade to destroy stars and give EP 75% of the energy gains.
Has 0.875 stars worth of energy.
Has large independent pocket dimension.
Giant spacial defect
Is not actually a character.
Cannot preform any actions other then "Grow.".
Lethal to almost anything to be inside.
Cannot be in normal combat.
Gone.
Star-harvester
Incorporeal being.
Capable of destroying stars.
Knows how to harvest energy from death of stars.
Instinctually harvests acorns for power.
Has dead godhood-granting oak tree.
Has 16 godhood-granting acorns.
Has big godhood-granting tree.
Alev's clones
Want control over reality.
Are non-reality warping humans.
Can't learn magic.
Have a spaceship.
Know where two very large cooling balls of rock are.
Have good terraforming gear.
Are dead.
Meta-killer
Galaxy-sized sapient omnicidal reality-warping hole in space.
Plans to kill self last.
+14 combat bonus.
No inherent prioritization of killers.
Believes that nothing can harm them.
Extreme megalomania.
Dead.
Death is almost impossible to make unhappen.
Horde of debuggers
Weak reality warpers.
Seek out bugs to report them to Roc.
67% are alive.
Regenerate 1% of their original number each turn, up to a maximum of their original number.
Are now part of reality's reprogramming system, with equal power as Roc.
RETREAT TO THE UNIVERSE WHERE I GROW MY GODHOOD-GRANTING ACORNS
[1] You somehow fail to find it.Do magical research on a method of divinity reclamation. All points.
[((1*2)+1+1)+2] A god or demigod could give you your divinity back.Create a majestic ice palace.
[3] You create a ice palace, but it isn't very good-looking.Teleport Cronus into the reboot to sow chaos and disorder and do other evil things. +16
Teleport self alongside Cronus.
[6+16] You teleport Dreamspace with Cronus and cause massive damage to a large number of universes, as well as destroying pre-reboot Dreamspace and killing Cronus.
You teleport in without incident.
The reboot happens.
Unless otherwise specified, you are in a field, with a nearby town.
Beirus: 3
Sarrak: 3
Lielac: 3
Elephant Parade: 3
Paphi: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Find an kitten.
[5] You find an unusually cute kitten.FIND SECRECT GODHOOD GRANTING ACORN STASH I HAD PLACED
I do not recall you creating any such thing.((When did Sarrak get omniscience?))
See if Sarrak will share the omniscience.
((When did Sarrak get omniscience?))
See if Sarrak will share the omniscience.
Pass him instructions on how it is possible to gain omniscience.
Would Dreamspace slowly mend itself together or do I need 5-point action to try and fix it... Again?
Dreamspace was destroyed.
[4+1] Sarrak gives a copy of all his knowledge to Beirus.Spend 3 points to retain any and all of my special abilities in the event of my death.
[2] You fail.win the game. again. +all
[5] You are now the only winner. That doesn't seem to do anything this time.Find an evil-looking place, or somewhere that could be made evil-looking.
[4] You find some gang hideouts in the city.CONSUME ICE CREAM
[2] You have no ice cream.Become wizard. All points.
If 5 points are needed to become a wizard, steal LordSlowpoke's ice cream.
[6] You gain control over earth by binding your soul to it. Your original body dies.Spawn in, create robot. +3 points
[1+2] You create a small robot.
Beirus: 4
Sarrak: 4
Lielac: 1
Elephant Parade: 1
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
poketwo: 4
bigjaredmonkey: 1
LordSlowpoke: 4
taat: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has small robot.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Has some gang hideouts.
Hide. And train to become better at hiding.
[2] You fail to be stealthy.Oh well. I'll try to fix it later. But not now.
Find a completely ordinary person to act as my avatar.
You find one.Take the robot to town and trade it for something of more value
[5] You trade it for a wheelbarrow full of gold.Join. Wave a friendly hello to everyone.
[2] You command everyone nearby to bow.Give the small robot the give of being sentient plus actions.
3 for action plus 1 point for luck.
[5+1] You give the robot sapience. It seems to want to kill things.Join. Wave a friendly hello to everyone.
GIVE THIS GUY THE FRIENDLIEST GREETING TO EVER GREET
[1] You moon Coolrune.Absorb all the divinity within reach. 1 point.
You have no control over divinity, not including 3+ point actions. I'm ending violence by ending Reality, I'm dying anyways!
You were only reality pre-reboot. You are no longer reality.Conquer the hideouts via liberal use of one-armed demigod parlor tricks. Try to keep alive as many new minions as possible.
[5] You gain control without any deaths.Find EP's divinity, share with Sarrak.
[3] You place EP's divinity in a mixed area.Spawn. Make sentient robots.
You can't do that without points.
Kill.
[5] You find an unconscious meatbag and slit it's throat with a knife it had.
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 5
Lielac: 2
Elephant Parade: 2
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 1
poketwo: 5
bigjaredmonkey: 2
LordSlowpoke: 5
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 4
TalonisWolf: 4
Nunzillor: 4
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has wheelbarrow of gold.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Isn't some of the divinity within the Earth, though?
...Or am I bound to lowercase E "earth"? I'm not sure whether I'm in control of the entire planet, or just the ground.
A: Absorb the knowledge of all Earthly libraries.
or
B: Create an army of earth golems.
depending on which it is.
Lowercase e. [2] You fail to figure out how to animate earth.Buy mysterious artifact with wheelbarrowful of gold from the town native resident greedy mad-shaman-man
[1] You get scammed out of your wheelbarrow, and as such can't carry around your gold.Make him my avatar to act on a small scale while I observe the matters of the universe. Points, if needed.
0 points charged. [2] You crush the to-be avatar into a paste.Become undetectable. 3 points.
[3] You become invisible.See if I can spontaneously generate some followers.
[6] You force all sapient mortals to obey any commands you give them. Players, due to not being meaningfully killable, are not mortal.Build a small army of robots that is loyal to my commands. 3 points.
[4+2] Done. They're even free-willed! Also sapient.Ascend further. +5
[3+2] You ascend to the status of greater god. You can warp reality at a continental scale now. Or more if you're willing to burn some of your divine essence.
Dispose of the body.
[3] You toss it into a dumpster.
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 6
Lielac: 3
Elephant Parade: 3
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 2
poketwo: 6
bigjaredmonkey: 3
LordSlowpoke: 6
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 2
TalonisWolf: 5
Nunzillor: 5
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Coolrune206
Has small army of free-willed and sapient robots.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Give Small Robot some divine favor.
((ed. Also I think I've got an extra point unless I'm wrong again.))
[1] You give it a curse.Sneak into the town. Scare people by playing ghost.
[1] You are quickly found and arrested. Turn AoshimaMichio into a real ghost and sic Ghostbusters on the restless spirit!
That is not within your abilities without points.Feed the kitten
[5] You feed it and set up an automatic feeder.Turn my army of robots loose, and tell them that I love them, so they can be free, Wave them farewell. (Make them NPC's)
[3] You free them. They do not gain actions.Heh... Heh... Find more suitable "container".
[3] You gain a little control over a human.
Find out what the curse does.
[1] It prevents you from trying to harm any other being.
Beirus: 7
Sarrak: 7
Lielac: 4
Elephant Parade: 4
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 3
poketwo: 7
bigjaredmonkey: 4
LordSlowpoke: 7
taat: 4
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 3
TalonisWolf: 6
Nunzillor: 6
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Has a little control over a human.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Arrested.
Coolrune206
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Has small army of free-willed and sapient robots.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Find a powerful and majestic creature fitting to be my avatar.
[6] You create a massive starship, with it's own mind and sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction. It is also loyal to you.Grant my robots the ability to have their own actions. 2 points. Fare thee well, my mechanical friends.
[2+2] Done.I need more influence over his feeble mind!
[1] They fight you off. You no longer have any control.Program a Act Utilitarianism conscience into the small robot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Act_utilitarianism
[6] The small robot now considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.Hide inside the pile of gold
[1] You stand on top of it and dance.Cause Spawntown to be hit by a freak snowstorm.
[1] You pull all cold away from it.Arrested? For what?! I want my lawyer!
[1] You don't get given one.Have minions steal taat's gold.
[1] They get trampled by taat's dancing.Arrested? For what?! I want my lawyer!
Learn Law and hope to God we are in the Canadian Courts since I don't know how the laws of other countries work... plus I have a Canadian Law Textbook handy :P
[6] You are a judge.
Look around.
[5] You are in a solar system with a life-bearing planet, 3 smaller rocky planets, and 4 gas giants, all orbiting a main sequence star.
Check how many medics we have.
[5] Quite a few, and all of you have some knowledge of how to maintain yourselves.
Beirus: 8
Sarrak: 8
Lielac: 5
Elephant Parade: 5
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
poketwo: 8
bigjaredmonkey: 5
LordSlowpoke: 8
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 2
TalonisWolf: 7
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Arrested, without a lawyer. Probably without a fair trial either.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Small army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Damn, ain't nobody got no good luck this turn 'cept me, Talonis, and the NPCs.
Send avatar-ship to orbit Earth.
Done.Assist the robots with their actions for now, while I build up points.
You will automatically assist the robot's actions until you take another action.Build a massive minefield around my my pile of gold. 5 points
[6+4] You install a minefield covering Earth's surface.Send another wave of minions after taat's gold, except 1.5x as many, each about 1.25x as powerful.
[6] They set off most of the mines between you and the gold, but one survives and starts loading the gold onto a wheelbarrow. It is going to take until turn 9 for you to get the gold.Escape. 1 point.
[2+1] You get away from the police, but are being noisy.Locate a sentient warlike species close to Solar system.
[5] You find a few.
Flip a coin. Heads he's guilty Tails he's innocent.
You realize that you generally have to be a Lawyer for a few years before becoming a Judge, right?
Yes, I am aware of that. I did not state that you became a judge when you took that action. [2] [1] You decide to wait a little before saying he's guilty.
Start orbiting Earth.
[3] You start going there, and will take a few days to enter orbit.
De-mine the spawning field.
Assist action.
[1+1] You don't find out how to disarm the mines, and it's too dangerous to try.
Beirus: 9
Sarrak: 9
Lielac: 6
Elephant Parade: 6
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 6
LordSlowpoke: 9
taat: 1
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 3
TalonisWolf: 8
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has minion collecting tatt's gold, will get gold at turn 9 if no one stops the minion.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Running from the police.
Coolrune206
Automatically assists the small army of robots's action, and will continue to do that until the next action Coolrune takes.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system's general area
Has a few sapient warlike species.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will reach orbit around Earth in a few days, as of turn 6. (Will reach Earth at turn 12, at 2 turns per in-game day.)
Small army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Create a religion with frequent pizza consumption as its central tenet.
[4] You do so, and it gains a few followers.Show those species a direct shortcut to the Solar system. We need some strife there.
[6] You teleport them to the solar system, and place stuff so that the new planets will not collide with eachother.Get ability to become incorporeal at will. 4 points.
[2+1] You gain the ability to make your arms incorporeal at will.Sneak up on the minion trying to steal my gold and push it into a mine
[4] They die.Order everyone to build statues of my ship-avatar. Or at least big temples.
[2] Your command is inaudible.Upgrade the robots to get bonuses to all actions.
I am not comfortable allowing flat bonuses to all actions, especially without points.Program the small robot to exclude meat bags from happiness math
[2] You fail to do much of anything with the small robot.
Recalculate my course.
[2] You're going to need a lot of time to reach Earth's orbit safely.
Get someone else to fix it.
[5] You get a quick mine removal, for little money.
Beirus: 10
Sarrak: 10
Lielac: 7
Elephant Parade: 7
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
poketwo: 10
bigjaredmonkey: 7
LordSlowpoke: 10
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 1
Coolrune206: 4
TalonisWolf: 9
Nunzillor: 9
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
Running from the police.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Leader of small pizza-based religion.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth.
Small army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Run away from police to another country.
[5] The other country notices and welcomes you.I am dissatisfied with "Small" army of robots. Make it into a "Huge" army of robots. 2 points.
[5+1] They have too little power to run most of them.((So why did you roll for me instead of rolling to see how far mortals got on the construction, since they can't disobey me?))
Try again. And command them to build a giant landing pad too. For the ship avatar. This command is for all sapient mortals (players not included).
I had no particular reason for executing your action the way I did.
[6] They build statues over farmlands, and build a landing pad that isn't very useful. You have now caused multiverse-wide famine.Try the reprogramming action again,
but with 1 point for luck.
[2+1] You set the value of meatbag happiness to 0. Non-meatbags are still considered, and the small robot remains incapable of acting.PROD BEIRUS
WITH CHEESECAKE
[6] You detonate some cheesecake so it reaches as much of Beirus as possible.Personally steal taat's gold.
[2] You teleport some rocks to you.Perfect.
Influence some important minds to start the strife between new neighbors.
[2] You tell some random people to start a war. They ignore you.Sit ontop the pile of gold and ponder the essence of landmines
[3] Well, they explode. That's interesting.
Scan life-bearing planets.
[2] You get no new information.
Get more power.
[2] You don't find any source of power.
Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 11
Lielac: 8
Elephant Parade: 8
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
poketwo: 11
bigjaredmonkey: 8
LordSlowpoke: 11
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 3
TalonisWolf: 10
Nunzillor: 10
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Leader of small pizza-based religion.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
In a famine.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Very low on power.
Make the statues produce food to end the famine. With points if necessary.
Make the statues produce food to end the famine.
Assist. Mortals could not be expected to fight well while starving.
[5+1] They start converting life into food.Gift myself and my followers pizza magic, allowing us to alter the fabric of reality as long as that alteration involves pizza. 3 points.
[6] You give all pizza magical properties, and tell your followers how to use them.Magic those rocks into avatars in my image. Give them some of my power and make them completely obedient to me. +3
[1] You teleport them into a star.Uh oh.
Turn the pile of gold into a golden mech with 3 points
[4+2] The mech is too heavy to move on its own.Become head scientist at major university. 1 point.
[6] You do so, and are asked to do things you don't know how to do.
Examine radiation.
[3] Some of it is ordered. Odd.
Try to build a power plant.
[6] It is done. It also dumps a lot of pollution into the atmosphere, but that's not a problem.
Beirus: 12
Sarrak: 12
Lielac: 9
Elephant Parade: 9
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 9
LordSlowpoke: 12
taat: 1
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 4
TalonisWolf: 11
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has immobile golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Leader of small pizza-based religion.
Followers and self know how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Has environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Well, that's a start... Let's follow with...
Lecture few chosen ones in the art of necromancy.
[3] They only learn the basics of necromancy.Bah, I 'm head scientist, I do whatever I want. Ignore requests and lead my team of scientists to research nature of my invisibility in hopes to manipulate it.
[6] You learn that you can't manipulate your invisibility.Make castle around town and occupy it. Charter New Criminopolis.
[1] The town tries to exile you and your minions. They only exile your minions.Grant magic to a random group of mortals.
[4] Done.With 1 point, shave off some dead weight off the mech
[4+1] It can now move fairly quickly.Increase the robots' power
[6] You steal some generators and give them to the robots. You do not get fuel.Through consumption of a magical pizza, gain reality altering abilities.
[3] You gain the ability to set yourself on fire.program the small robot to have an finite amount of time to think before doing action
1 point for luck
((that should solve the problem that I created))
How would it help? The issue is that the small robot both cannot try to harm any other being, and considers not giving a being the maximum amount of happiness to be harming them.
Inspect ordered radiation.
[1] It's meaningless.
Gain some shelter.
[3] You build some huts.
Beirus: 13
Sarrak: 13
Lielac: 10
Elephant Parade: 10
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 10
LordSlowpoke: 13
taat: 1
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 5
TalonisWolf: 12
Nunzillor: 9
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Leader of small pizza-based religion.
Followers and self know how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are empty.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Has environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Have generators and no fuel for them.
Research project: new advanced stealth technologies for our military. 1 point.
[1+1] You fail to gain much information.Make the generators solar powered, and then head off and start building a massive spacecraft. Ask the robots to help, and promise them a spot on the spaceship if they do assist me.
Multiple actions, only the first is within your abilities without points, executing that one.
[6] You steal some solar panels and add them to the generators. The police are after you.Get in mech and find small robot
[4] You find it, not doing anything.((I had kind of figured I could use my god-status to override the peasant rabble's objections. Oh well.))
Turn that star from earlier into an incubator for my golem avatars. +5
[4+2] The star starts spitting the golems into space. They are unlikely to survive hitting anything, assuming they ever do.Let my followers eat of the pizza, then combine with them to form the ultimate pizza being. 3 points.
[3+2] Done. You are now a pizza god.
Get better path to Earth.
[6] You can get there in about a day if you wipe a small area clean of life.
Improve huts.
[3] You make minor improvements.
Beirus: 14
Sarrak: 14
Lielac: 11
Elephant Parade: 11
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 9
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 11
LordSlowpoke: 14
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 6
TalonisWolf: 13
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are empty.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will need a lot of time to reach Earth unless they take a destructive route.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Have environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Have solar-powered generators.
Have huts.
Science is difficult.
Grant my nation NPC status. 1 point.
By the way, it's called Aoshiland.
[1] The nation does not get NPC status.Integrate robot into mech.
You don't have the ability to install a robot into the mech without points.Start fueling an interspecies war anew. Appeal to the general fear of undeath - quite a few humans are potent necromancers now, after all.
[4] They go to war, in fear of fictional undead armies.((They only know the basics...))
Start training humans with magic to combat a hypothetical enemy which is actually the warlike aliens. Y'know, so they're prepared. Also, avatar-ship should do what it needs to to get here faster.
Orders received by avatar-ship. [5] You give all humans some magical powers.Empower some minions to be demigod-level lieutenants.
[4] You do so.Create 500 pizza golems to do my bidding. 1 point.
[4+1] Done. They're very durable for things made out of pizza.
Reach Earth as fast as possible.
[4] You will arrive next turn.
Check finances.
[3] You don't have a lot of money.
Non-action events
[4] The interplanetary war does little damage to Earth's surface.
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 15
Lielac: 12
Elephant Parade: 12
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 10
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 12
LordSlowpoke: 15
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 7
TalonisWolf: 14
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Gang hideouts
Are empty.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Going to Earth, will arrive and wipe a part of Earth's surface clean of life on turn 13.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Have environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Have solar-powered generators.
Have huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
Proclaim that all players must henceforth submit to a Psyche Evaluation, effective immediately, every 15 points.
Let's see what makes you tick... :)
[5] You do that, and everyone nearby hears you. Humans can't easily tell if someone is a player, and they cannot look directly at point totals.Hah, I'm in different country! You have no power here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGWtVOKTkM)
Invent defense systems against aliens.
[4] You set one up.Create a gigantic pizza spaceship with robust defenses and excellent weapons. Put 250 golems on the craft and send it to to counter-attack the invading aliens. 2 points.
[3+1] You do that.Finally! Eraze thoughts of peaceful solution from some minds.
[6] You delete the minds of the leaders of all sides. Not including players.Taking advantage of the war, lead my minions in aimlessly conquering some towns and stuff.
Charter New Criminopolis!
[6] You create a large city using other settlements as material. Then you call it New Criminopolis. There are very few inhabitants.
See what I destroy when I arrive.
[2] A lot of ordered and tall metal objects.
Seize some money.
[1] You get arrested and put in some prisons.
Non-action events
[3] An alien ship crashes near the spawning area. [6] The spawning area is protected by some human, who dies in the process. The town is heavily damaged. [1] The aliens die in the crash.
Beirus: 16
Sarrak: 16
Lielac: 13
Elephant Parade: 13
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 11
poketwo: 16
bigjaredmonkey: 13
LordSlowpoke: 16
taat: 4
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 8
TalonisWolf: 15
Nunzillor: 6
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on a spaceship.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Leaders of all sides in the war have had their minds wiped.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Going to Earth, will arrive and wipe a part of Earth's surface clean of life on turn 13.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
Are in prisons.
Voluntarily submit self to psyche examination.
[4] You do that, and nothing of note comes up.Whoops. Mortal minds are so fragile... Add some bizarre substitude for thoughts into now-empty minds.
[5] You replace their minds with AIs dedicated to the sole purpose of waging war.Mindless and maybe insane leaders? What a opportunity tragedy... Become human world leader. 2 points.
[4+1] You convince humanity to have you as dictator.Teleport some one armed rock star golems to earth.
[3] You teleport 10 to Earth.
Take a closer look at Earth.
[6] You scan it, find a worldwide civilization, and get fired at. [1] You get hit directly, heavily damaged, and thrown into interplanetary space.
Perform some jailbreaks.
[4] You get mostly out of prison.
Non-action events
[5] The war doesn't do much damage.
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 14
Elephant Parade: 14
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
poketwo: 17
bigjaredmonkey: 14
LordSlowpoke: 17
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 9
TalonisWolf: 16
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on a spaceship.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Pizza has magical properties.
Laws
No notable changes.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
Star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Drifting in interplanetary space.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
I swear to protect best interests of mankind. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc)
Reorganize entire human cilivization to support war effort. 2 points.
And my government is called United Earth, by the way. I suppose I can do that much without roll.
Government named. [5+2] You focus all resources on war, resulting in infrastructure going unmaintained.Order all sapient mortals other than the magic ones (excluding players and my avatar if it needs to be stated) on, under, in, around, and near Earth to commit grievous harm to themselves for damaging my avatar, since they can't disobey. +3 to their self harming actions, to drive it home.
[2+3] All of those beings maim themselves. About 25% die.Have the 250 golems on the spaceship colonize a suitable planet.
[5] They land on Mars, and can create more of themselves and survive indefinitely there.Teleport all minions and many random non-citizens to New Criminopolis. Obviously, minion and citizen are interchangeable terms.
[2] You move some rocks around.Build a factory for mass producing these mechs. +3 points
[6+2] Done. It has an AI, is fully automated, and the mechs are under the control of the AI. The AI is not loyal to you, and does not care for morality.
Check if I'm going to collide with anything.
[2] You will crash into a moon two turns from now, but will survive.
Repair ourselves.
[2] You don't have the tools.
Build a few mechs.
[1] You destroy your main power supply.
Non-action events
[6] Another world's civilization is defeated, in a genocidal way.
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 18
Lielac: 15
Elephant Parade: 15
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
poketwo: 18
bigjaredmonkey: 15
LordSlowpoke: 18
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 10
TalonisWolf: 17
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Being asked to do something he doesn't know how to do.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on Mars.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
One side in war wiped out.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of pizza golems.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
Humanity focused entirely on war, causing infrastructure to decay.
World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
~75% of population alive.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Drifting in interplanetary space, will hit a moon on turn 17.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Main power supply destroyed.
Order construction of impenetrable network of anti-alien defences across the globe. +1 for luck.
How many sides left?
[1+1] You don't figure out plans for an anti-alien defense system.
Guide a comet into Solar system. It must serve as a sign of gods approval. Let the war escalate! 3 points (1 for the act itself and +2, I think)
[3+3] It slams into Earth, crippling humanity's war effort.
Encourage the colonizing pizza golems to form a Spartan society to train for the coming counter-attack on the alien homeworld. 2 points.
[5+2] They decide to kill everything that is not made of pizza, and start training.
See if I have any communication equipment intact.
[1] No, it's all completely destroyed, as is almost everything else you can use to communicate.
Get self-repair tools.
[2] You fail to find them.
Try to make a mech using non-main power supplies.
[1] You break those too, and shut down.
Beirus: 16
Sarrak: 16
Lielac: 16
Elephant Parade: 16
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
poketwo: 19
bigjaredmonkey: 16
LordSlowpoke: 19
taat: 4
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 11
TalonisWolf: 18
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on Mars.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
One side in war wiped out.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
War effort crippled.
World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Most of humanity dying or dead.
Humanity still focused on war.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Almost all parts that can be used for communication are destroyed.
Drifting in interplanetary space, will hit a moon on turn 17.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
All power supplies destroyed.
Shut down.
...Disturbingly successful.
Watch the unstoppable collapse of civilization. Oh, and bless neospartan pizza golems.
[5] You bless the pizza golems with great intellect and comprehensive knowledge of magic. Also a one-use planetary shield.
Teleport the golem incubation star into the solar system, creating a binary star system. +5, burning some divinity for (hopefully) added control.
Divinity burnt to demigod status to keep Earth intact. [5+5] You set the golem incubation star on a collision course with the sun. They will collide next turn, killing all life in the solar system that is not on Earth or Mars.
Teleport the rest of the pizza golems to Mars and integrate them into its society. Load a pizza-corrupting bomb onto the warship and send it towards one of the attacking alien societies as a "peace offering." Detonate it once they accept the warship. 2 points.
That is 2 actions, and as such invalid.
Damn it Sarrak. MY UNITED EARTH WILL NOT FALL!
That said, build many self-sufficient underground bunkers and gather most useful humans into those.
[2] You fail to gather the necessary stuff for that.Turn self into an android, uninhibited by such small matters as food chain collapse. 3 points
[2+2] Done.Order every sapient mortal on, around, in, under, above, and near Earth to do a rain dance. Just because.
[6] They are too distracted by dancing to do much of anything else.
Request repairs or revival from Beirus. Also check how damaged I am after hitting that moon.
[4] You suffer comparably minor damage when you hit that moon.
Go back to the spawning area.
[3] You find your way to a nearby town. Not the town by the spawning area.
Non-action events
[6] The aliens all start fleeing the solar system, causing damage to their planets.
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 17
Elephant Parade: 17
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
poketwo: 20
bigjaredmonkey: 17
LordSlowpoke: 20
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 12
TalonisWolf: 19
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
Can make arms incorporeal at will.
In another country.
Head scientist at major university.
Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on Mars.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
One side in war wiped out.
Paphi's golem-making star is will collide with the sun on turn 18, killing all life in the solar system that is not on Earth or Mars.
Aliens are fleeing.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
One-use planetary shield.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
All humans have magical powers.
War effort crippled.
World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Most of humanity dying or dead.
Humanity still focused on war.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Heavily damaged.
Almost all parts that can be used for communication are destroyed.
On a moon.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
All power supplies destroyed.
Shut down.
Fix ship avatar. +1
[3+1] Done.
Teleport all pizza golems to Mars. 1 point.
[2+1] You move half of the golems that aren't on Mars there.Gently nudge the star into a binary orbit with the Sun. +2, burning more divinity if necessary
If 3 points necessary, instead teleport as many golems as possible to Earth and/or Mars. +2
[3+2] You teleport the stars into a stable orbit.Go to broken mech factory and 'fix' the AI to be loyal with 1 point
[6] You make it incapable of thinking that your orders are not perfect.Humans must stop dying! +3
Humans must stop dying! +3
Via necromancy, of course. +1
[6+3+1+1] You wipe out humanity to prevent them from dying in the future.
Lielac, Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER, poketwo, bigjaredmonkey, LordSlowpoke, AoshimaMichio, Coolrune206, and TalonisWolf: respawn?
Leave the moon.
[6] You leave, going away from Earth.
Break the rest of ourselves out of jail.
[2] The security seems to be automated, and you can't see a way past it.
Non-action events
[6] The aliens turn around, and a lot of them can't get back to there worlds.
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 18
Elephant Parade: 18
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
poketwo: 21
bigjaredmonkey: 18
LordSlowpoke: 21
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 1
Coolrune206: 13
TalonisWolf: 20
Nunzillor: 9
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 375 of which are on Mars.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Two sides in war wiped out.
Paphi's golem-making star is in a stable binary orbit with the sun.
Some of the aliens are stranded in space.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
One-use planetary shield.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Going away from Earth.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
All power supplies destroyed.
Shut down.
(I have a feeling humanity isn't going to sray dead)
Proceed to fix the power supplies with 1 point
[6] You replace the power supplies with a nuclear reactor, but you have no fuel for it.
Don't die, instead turn into an tank that can shoot napalm.as usual, 3 points for action and 2 for luck.
[1+2] You turn into a self-driving car.
United Earth will raise from ashes of old World.
Respawn.
RESPAWN
Done.
Turn human remains into pizza golems. 2 points.
[5+2] You turn about a billion corpses into disloyal pizza golems.
Turn everyone who attempts to respawn into Draconic Psycopaths. As many points as necessary to succeed.[/i]
3 points charged. [6] You turn AoshimaMichio and poketwo into wizard dragons.Claim Earth.
[2] You teleport a flag into orbit around Earth.Show aliens the way back.
[1] You teleport the aliens into interstellar space.Tell avatar-ship to turn around and head for Mars. Go get some coffee. Because reality needs its caffeine sometimes.
Order given. [5] You get and drink some really good coffee.
Go to Mars.
[5] You arrive this turn.
Get control of a power plant.
[4] Done.
Non-action events
[3] The war resumes, but doesn't do much damage.
Beirus: 18
Sarrak: 18
Lielac: 19
Elephant Parade: 19
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
poketwo: 22
bigjaredmonkey: 19
LordSlowpoke: 22
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 14
TalonisWolf: 18
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Is a self-driving car.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
Is a wizard dragon.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 375 of which are on Mars.
poketwo
Is a wizard dragon.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Two sides in war wiped out.
Paphi's golem-making star is in a stable binary orbit with the sun.
Some of the aliens are stranded in interstellar space.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
One-use planetary shield.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
In orbit around Mars.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Have a power plant.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Shut down.
RETURN TO MY FORMER POWER FROM BEFORE THE REBOOT. ALL THE POINTS NESSISARY TO DO THIS ACTION AND GET A 5 ON MY ROLL
No number of points can directly guarantee a 5.
Tell the golems they can, of course, do whatever they want. Recommend to them eternal war against the alien aggressors.
((Edited))
[5] You free them and they start preparing for war.Gather as many human DNA samples as I can using my dragon wizardy magic.
[5] You collect about a million samples.Make a triumphant return! By covering all solid surfaces in the universe with six feet of snow. 3 points, if necessary.
3 points charged. [2] Your reality-warping fizzles.Utilise my mech to dig down at the spot I'm standing at and hope there is some pre-refined nuclear fuel. 1 point
[3] There's some unrefined uranium.
Scan Mars for anything important.
[2] You don't find anything interesting.
Clean the power plant.
[6] You throw out almost everything in it.
Beirus: 19
Sarrak: 19
Lielac: 17
Elephant Parade: 20
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
poketwo: 23
bigjaredmonkey: 20
LordSlowpoke: 23
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 15
TalonisWolf: 19
Nunzillor: 9
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Is a self-driving car.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
Is an android.
Has unrefined uranium.
AoshimaMichio
Is a wizard dragon.
Has ~1000000 human DNA samples.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 375 of which are on Mars.
poketwo
Is a wizard dragon.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Two sides in war wiped out.
Paphi's golem-making star is in a stable binary orbit with the sun.
Some of the aliens are stranded in interstellar space.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
Are preparing for war.
One-use planetary shield.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
In orbit around Mars.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Have a power plant.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Shut down.
Put around self and golems a force field that is resistant to reality-shattering actions. 2 points.
[1+2] You place a force field resistant to small amounts of damage to reality around yourself and the golems.
THEN JUST RETURN TO MY FORMER POWER, ALL POINTS
[4+20] You gain a lot more power than that. Then you explode, shattering reality into tiny pieces. Beirus and Sarrak remain conscious, but have less total control over reality. [5] Paphi dodges the destruction. Everyone else who isn't already dead: respawn?Modify 50% of DNA samples to have biological immortality. 1 point. And another point for luck if necessary.
Continuing my habit of using one point every turn, set up a refinery
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Order ship-avatar to do this. Go get a donut.
Recommend ship-avatar to look at Mars much more carefully...
Order ship-avatar to do this. Go get a donut.
Assist.
Actions invalidated by near-omnicide.Repopulate Earth with space criminals obedient to me. +X, if necessary.
0 points charged. [5] You recreate Earth in one of the largest pieces of reality, with space criminals.
Beirus: 20
Sarrak: 20
Lielac: 18
Elephant Parade: 21
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
poketwo: 1
bigjaredmonkey: 21
LordSlowpoke: 24
taat: 3
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 16
TalonisWolf: 20
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Dead.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
You remain dead.Ugh, didn't invest enough points in the shield. I guess that this is what I get for being a spendthrift.
Respawn at random.
[6] You are now a sapient subatomic particle.Respawn. As android
[2] You respawn as normal.This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.
Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?
We could curse him to never revive.
And what we would do with his restless ghost?
Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.
So, it's decided?
We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. 5 point action and +5, so 10 points.
This seems like a good time for a curse to be bestowed upon someone.
Agreed. Though he is dead. Along with everyone else. Revive, then curse?
We could curse him to never revive.
And what we would do with his restless ghost?
Make it work at reality's first McDonalds.
So, it's decided?
We do it now. Should probably kill him again first for the curse to works. Make him double dead.
Smite and curse Poketwo to be unable to gain abilities or use points and to work as a cashier in reality's first McDonalds with no hope of promotion. All points.
Assist in making him eternal cashier. Abilities related to selling food are fine, perhaps...
((All points? Are you sure? Reality and our selves won't survive another explosion from over-achievement.))
[5+5+1] You apply that curse to every player. It only applies after this point in time, fortunately.Respawn as a superior being. All points if needed.
[5] You do that.Oh shit, what.
Teleport outside of reality and create gate systems to allow space criminals to access other fragments of reality.
((McMaintenance Man is a much worse fate. Just sayin'.))
Conditional Action: Should reality fragment again, disregard reality-gate action and instead teleport all crony corpses and myself outside of reality.
First action executed. [4] You build a few, but you don't have a lot of the needed materials.
Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 21
Lielac: 19
Elephant Parade: 22
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
poketwo: 2
bigjaredmonkey: 22
LordSlowpoke: 25
taat: 4
AoshimaMichio: 5
Coolrune206: 17
TalonisWolf: 21
Nunzillor: 9
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
RESPAWN THEN
You have caused far too much trouble. I shall teleport your soul into the most horrifying and awful part of Cronus' Dreamspace I can find for no less than three turns. Before you respawn.
[1] You leave poketwo where they are.RESPAWN THEN
Done. Your shift just came up.Start accelerating until I am traveling faster than the speed of light, allowing me to escape into the past. Quit my job at McDonald's (thanks guys). 2 points.
Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.
You can't spend points right now.Make some really bad burgers
[2] You make some good burgers.Turn Earth into a god using my divinity, as well as all earth, and myself by extension. All points.
(separate action)
Shield reality from inevitable Earth destruction +points needed
[6] You freeze Earth in time.
Beirus: 12
Sarrak: 22
Lielac: 20
Elephant Parade: 23
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
poketwo: 3
bigjaredmonkey: 23
LordSlowpoke: 26
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 6
Coolrune206: 18
TalonisWolf: 22
Nunzillor: 10
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Alive.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
SHOUT "THANKS BEIRUSBAMA"
[6] You climb to the top of the building and shout that. You don't see a way back down.Ground is super-effective against Ice, and I'm in control of ground. Use the power of Pokemon type advantages to undo Earth's freezing!
If that would cost more than one point, don't do anything.
You are both dead and incapable of manipulating time.Learn how to make a burger with magical capabilities
[2] You find no way to do that.SERVE UP AN ORDER OF REALLY POWERFUL ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS THAT POSSES PEOPLE AND WANT TO DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF IT. REQUIRED POINTS SPENT
You don't have any of that, and can't spend points right now. Also your shift is over.Study the fragmented bits of reality.
[1] You get summoned via pizza to the first McDonalds, and your shift just started.Be in a bunch of places at once until someone looks at me.
[6] You get looked at on the other side of a portal. Respawn as counterfeit points, which are cursed in a way unknown to all except the original GM.
[4] Done. You are now 3 counterfeit points.
Beirus: 13
Sarrak: 23
Lielac: 21
Elephant Parade: 24
Paphi: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
poketwo: 4
bigjaredmonkey: 24
LordSlowpoke: 27
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 7
Coolrune206: 19
TalonisWolf: 23
Nunzillor: 11
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Alive.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
NOW BURN DOWN THE MCDONALDS
NOW BURN DOWN THE MCDONALDS
Interfere. +1
NOW BURN DOWN THE MCDONALDS
Interfere. +1
Prevent aoshimamichio from interfering with poketwo's action
NOW BURN DOWN THE MCDONALDS
Interfere. +1
Prevent aoshimamichio from interfering with poketwo's action
Prevent taat from succeeding.
[1-2+1] poketwo sets themself on fire, then tries to put it out by hiding in the freezer, then dies. The McDonalds is unharmed. poketwo: respawn?
USE CURSE TO WARP INTO CASHIER POSITION
BEGIN SHIFT
[3] You warp down, but you get told to mop up a spill.Respawn in space as space wizard.
[4] Done.Teleport Poketwo to some horrible, nondescript place not unlike hell.
Teleport self to a time before the curse.
[3] You teleport poketwo's ghost to the McDonalds, right where you were standing a few seconds ago. Then you go to the past.
Beirus: 14
Sarrak: 24
Lielac: 22
Elephant Parade: 25
Paphi: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
poketwo: 5
bigjaredmonkey: 25
LordSlowpoke: 28
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 8
Coolrune206: 20
TalonisWolf: 24
Nunzillor: 12
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Before turn 22.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
USE GHOSTLY POWER TO BURN DOWN THE MCDONALDS. ALSO PUNISH THE GM FOR DARE CALLING ME THE INFERNAL "POCKET"FALSE ALARJ, IGNORE THAT PLEASE
[1] You apply fireproofing to the McDonalds.Make bad burgers again
[5] You create the worst burgers you have ever seen.Claim one piece of reality and move there in superior manner.
[6] You declare your rule over all of reality. That doesn't seem to do anything.Start mending reality back together. +3 points?
Start mending reality back together. +3 points?
Assist. Because I break shit anyway. It's what I do. Although maybe we could use our omniscience to actually fix it.
0 points spent due to curse. [1+1] You fail to pull yourselves together.Ascend to godhood again, +8. Then teleport outside of reality. Again.
[2+5] You become a greater deity, but anything you create with that power will cease to exist as soon as you lose godhood. Teleportation done.Cast spell of unfreezing on Earth.
[1] You find that the freeze is too powerful for you to remove.
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 25
Lielac: 23
Elephant Parade: 26
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 19
poketwo: 6
bigjaredmonkey: 26
LordSlowpoke: 29
taat: 8
AoshimaMichio: 9
Coolrune206: 21
TalonisWolf: 25
Nunzillor: 13
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Before turn 22.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
give the horrible burgers to customers
[6] You kill every customer in the building with burgers.
Find and ingest pizza.
[2] The pizza is locked up, and you can't get at it.Hmm, then break the curse on me. +5.
You can't spend points while the curse is still in effect. Casually find my way into the wallets of other players, insidiously cursing them. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[6] You give yourself to Paphi, Beirus, and yourself.Try again?
Try again?
Help.
[5+1] You stick several large shards together, in a disorganized way.Acquire Ray of Unfreezing.
[6] You learn that. It unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
Beirus: 16
Sarrak: 26
Lielac: 24
Elephant Parade: 27
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 20
poketwo: 7
bigjaredmonkey: 27
LordSlowpoke: 30
taat: 9
AoshimaMichio: 10
Coolrune206: 22
TalonisWolf: 26
Nunzillor: 14
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Before turn 22.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of dead bodies.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Just stroll through the mostly empty space of the locked container to get to the pizza inside.
[5] You do that.EXPLODE THE MCDONALDS
[1] You get banned from the McDonalds.Loot the corpses
[2] It seems that someone got to the corpses first.Beirus. Cursing players since times immemorial...
Continue. Reality may become chaotic, but its pieces must be glued together.
[4] You form a bunch of small shards.GRAB PIZZA FROM CUSTODIAL CLOSET
MOP FLOOR
[3] There's no pizza in the closet, but you do mop the floor.Establish competing business selling superior hamburgers.
[3] You set up a business, but the hamburgers are equal in quality.Study the fragments of reality.
[6] You learn a lot of Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know, and [1] go insane.
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 27
Lielac: 25
Elephant Parade: 28
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 21
poketwo: 8
bigjaredmonkey: 28
LordSlowpoke: 31
taat: 10
AoshimaMichio: 11
Coolrune206: 23
TalonisWolf: 27
Nunzillor: 15
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Before turn 22.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Shattered into tiny pieces.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of looted corpses.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
RESURECT
Done.Put reality back together.
Put reality back together.
Yeah.
[6+1] You stick shards together in such a way that most of reality has it's laws of physics changing. [3] The first McDonalds is connected to vacuum with the same laws of physics, and air is going away.Ingest pizza!
[5] You become a wizard via pizza.Make burgers out of the corpses
[4] Done.Being superior being I provide superior training for employees to improve quality of hamburgers.
[3] You improve the skill of your employees a little.Oh, hello there, insanity. It's been a while!
Wait for inspiration. In the meantime, put those Secrets to use by similarly fragmenting time.
[1] You reinforce time.
Beirus: 18
Sarrak: 28
Lielac: 26
Elephant Parade: 29
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 22
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 29
LordSlowpoke: 32
taat: 11
AoshimaMichio: 12
Coolrune206: 24
TalonisWolf: 28
Nunzillor: 16
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Before turn 22.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of human burgers.
Air draining away.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
NOW RESTORE MYSELF TO MY PREVIOUS POWER!!! REQUIRED POINTS+2
The curse still has not been lifted.Capitalise on the ongoing shifting in reality and get the hell outta the mcdonalds.
[5] You fall into a portal, and land on some planet.BEGIN SELLING MCAIR TO CUSTOMERS
[2] You don't have any McAir.Wait, I got it.
Make reality better.
Wait, I got it.
Make reality better.
Yeah!
[4+1] You reinforce reality and create some eldritch horrors for repairs.
Beirus: 19
Sarrak: 29
Lielac: 27
Elephant Parade: 30
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 23
poketwo: 10
bigjaredmonkey: 30
LordSlowpoke: 33
taat: 12
AoshimaMichio: 13
Coolrune206: 25
TalonisWolf: 29
Nunzillor: 17
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Before turn 22.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a habitable planet.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is 3 counterfeit points.
Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of human burgers.
Air draining away.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?
Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.
[5] Done.I feel a strong sense of deja vu... Did we create just those who would help us gain power in the future?
Give eldritch horrors sapience and/or free will.
Sapience, but not free will. Then they won't help with repairs. Replace free will with a feeling of satisfaction from doing their job.
Never mind. Something came up.
Pass TalonisWolf off to somebody else. Like using him to pay for food at the McDonald's competitor place.
[1] You make TalonisWolf somewhat harder to remove from you.BUT I DO NOT WORK FOR MCDONALDS
That doesn't lift the rest of the curse.Time to start my new life by.. punching treesObtaining wood!!
[4] You get quite a bit of wood.Lift the curse for myself. +X if necessary. If successful, rejoin normal time.
5 points charged. [5] Done. You go back to the present.Design and launch new marketing strategy to attract McDonalds customers to my place instead.
What happened to my action? Do it retroactively.
As for this turn add new superior fast food product into our menu.
Missed your action. [5] You get a lot of customers.
[2] You don't get any new ideas for food.As a subatomic chaotic pizza wizard, begin creating and selling magic-granting pizza to players. The cost is 3 points for any interested buyers. +3 points for this action using arcane pizza magics.
Players can't give away points. Cast curses upon all three players including self, observe effects if I'm not destroyed or incapacitated.
[1] You are bound in a jar, then your mind is deleted. Respawn?
Beirus: 20
Sarrak: 30
Lielac: 28
Elephant Parade: 31
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
poketwo: 11
bigjaredmonkey: 31
LordSlowpoke: 34
taat: 13
AoshimaMichio: 14
Coolrune206: 26
TalonisWolf: 30
Nunzillor: 18
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a habitable planet.
Has a lot of wood.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players except Paphi are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of human burgers.
Air draining away.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
DESTROY THE CURSE
You can't break the curse right now.Time to expand my business.
Open new fast food places.
[6] You launch a bunch of spaceships to nearby stars. They should set up fast food places in a few centuries. Customers might take longer.((Free teleportation is pretty boss.))
Let's get Earth back in the flow of time.
You can't un-timelock things.Lift the curse for me and Sarrak.
You can't undo a 5-point action without points.Summon Cthulhu. 3 points.
You can't spend points.Oh.
Make wooden tools
[5] You can make tools. And you do.
Beirus: 21
Sarrak: 31
Lielac: 29
Elephant Parade: 32
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 32
LordSlowpoke: 35
taat: 14
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 27
TalonisWolf: 31
Nunzillor: 19
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a habitable planet.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
All players except Paphi are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Has a bunch of human burgers.
Air draining away.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?
Unite against the curse!
If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1
There are areas that are not part of you, and 5-point actions can affect those too. Also it would make 5-point actions a lot less useful if it was possible to negate them without points.Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?
Unite against the curse!
Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?
Unite against the curse!
If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1
Hm... If we all try to lift the curse, would this count?
Unite against the curse!
If we are reality, shouldn't altering ourselves be a point - free action anyway?
+1
I'm outside of reality and apparently know Secrets, so I can probably do... something.
Help, +2.
Paphi goes back to spend points. [5+2+2] You move reality forward to after the curse is broken. It seems that curses are now far more difficult and all non-reality-warping points are unrestricted in spending. Someone is going to have to break the curse. Spending points is now possible again.Hire mobs to completely destroy McDonalds.
[6] They burn it down and raise a flag with your logo on it over the ashes.Build a nice little house
[5] Done. It's even explosion-resistant. Not that that would ever come up.
Beirus: 22
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 30
Elephant Parade: 33
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 26
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 33
LordSlowpoke: 36
taat: 15
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 28
TalonisWolf: 32
Nunzillor: 20
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a habitable planet.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Burnt down.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Remove all fast food competitors from play. Offensive corporate strategy go! +1 point.
[4+1] Done.Skip the rest of this tech tree advancement and make a nice 'little' spaceship to go back to civilisation with. +10 points
[6+7] You convert the planet you're on into a spaceship.Unfroze time on Earth. When it was frozen, by the way? +2 points
[3+2] Done.
Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 31
Lielac: 31
Elephant Parade: 34
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 27
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 34
LordSlowpoke: 37
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 29
TalonisWolf: 33
Nunzillor: 21
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Burnt down.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.
Observe the universe for unaligned patches of reality. I have a feeling that we missed a few.
Help.
[6+1] You break the reinforcement on reality, and find some areas that are part of both of your minds, endless void outside of you, the old reality, and player's minds.Check the status of the pizza golems' civilizations on Earth and Mars.
[6] Earth's pizza golems have gained complete control over Earth. All of the golems on Mars died when poketwo exploded. Technically the golems on Earth died then too.Pilot the ship to the solar system previously housing the mcdonalds
[5] You reach that solar system, which is mostly intact. Half the planets are still somewhat there, at least.Expand my business from fast food to all food products. +1 for luck.
[1+1] You fail to find a supplier.grow a beard then become God of beards capable of controlling anyone's mind as long as they have a beard
Every point I have
[3] You ascend to the status of demigod of beards and gain the ability to control beards.
Re-reinforce reality.
[4] Done.
Beirus: 24
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 32
Elephant Parade: 35
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 28
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 35
LordSlowpoke: 38
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 30
TalonisWolf: 34
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control beards.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
Burnt down.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
GO BACK TO THE OLD REALITY
You can't do that without points.Start absorbing old reality. +2 points
Start absorbing old reality. +2 points
Do this.
[6+2+1] You pull out a layer of the old reality and consume it. Nothing in that layer survives.Guide the undead pizza golems on Earth to colonization of the remaining solar system. universe! 3 points.
[3] They take over a large area around Earth.tell everyone on a planet i will kill them if they don't do everything I say
If they try to shave smother their face with soft airtight beard hair
Free action if not spend 1 point
[5] You do that, and successfully take over the world you did it on.Business is hard. Anyway: Hire competent mobs to protect my fast food place. On permanent payroll.
[4] Done.Begin mining out some planet (+points if necessary)
1 point charged. [3] You set up a automated mine on one of the planets.
Make art.
[1] You decide that art is not something that should be made.
Beirus: 25
Sarrak: 31
Lielac: 33
Elephant Parade: 36
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 29
poketwo: 16
bigjaredmonkey: 36
LordSlowpoke: 39
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 31
TalonisWolf: 35
Nunzillor: 20
Generally me: 2
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has mobs protecting his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Dead.
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control beards.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
yay now order them to build spaceships and take over other planets in the solar system. do the same threaten beard thing on another planet (+points that are needed)
[1] You try the beard thing on a species that doesn't have any beards. They tell you to go away.Buy enough weapons for my mobs and train them to be effective corporate soldiers. +1.
[3+1] Done.Study Exoreality.
[3] It is empty, except for some things that you can't quite get a good look at and yourself.Now make a construction facility! And transport beyween it and the ship! 2 points!!!1
[5+1] You build a construction facility equiped with an interplanetary mass driver.Consumation continues!
[5] You absorb a layer relatively safely for the inhabitants. Respawn as Respawning, observe effects on self and others. As many points as necessary for success.
[6] You become the word "respawning".SPEND THE REQUIRED POINTS TO GO TO THE OLD REALITY. +REQUIRED POINTS TO DO THIS ACTION
3 points charged. [6] You appear in a desert.Create wormholes in space that make settlement of distant reaches of the universe more feasible. If it impossible to do so using reality-warping actions, do so with science! 3 points.
[5] Done.
Come up with a precise definition of art.
[2] You argue about art for a while, but don't get a precise definition of art.
Beirus: 26
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 34
Elephant Parade: 37
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 30
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 37
LordSlowpoke: 40
taat: 6
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 32
TalonisWolf: 36
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control beards.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Begin protocol "Offensive corporate strategy"! Go with my corporate soldiers and forcibly purchase all major food producers.
What is status of my business building spaceships?
The spaceships are still going to their destinations. [5] Done.send my beard disciples to colonise other planets
Also spend 3 points to give me mind control over all people with hair
[2] Your minions don't have the technology for that.
[5] You gain the ability to control all life with hair.Construct lots of worker bots capable of space travel
[3] You create some worker bots that can land on a planet, but not get into space without aid.
Get a good look at those things.Teleport those things into reality.
What's the worst that could happen!
[2] Whatever the worst thing that could happen is, it doesn't happen. Take over the English Language.
[2] You fail.NOW GO TO THAT TIME PORTAL THAT IS ABLE TO GO TO ANY PERIOD
I don't know of any such portal.Another layer falls!
[4] Done.Respawn, and start wandering around, seeking a source of power.
[4] You find a generator.
Get some lesser beings to define art.
[2] They tell you that they know it when they see it.
Beirus: 27
Sarrak: 33
Lielac: 35
Elephant Parade: 38
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 31
poketwo: 15
bigjaredmonkey: 38
LordSlowpoke: 41
taat: 7
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 33
TalonisWolf: 37
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Coolrune206
Has a generator.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Step two: Purchase all arms manufacturer. +1.
[3+1] Done.
Create a being to define art.
[1] You find that you can't create a mind without it coming out completely incoherent.
Beirus: 28
Sarrak: 34
Lielac: 36
Elephant Parade: 39
Paphi: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 32
poketwo: 16
bigjaredmonkey: 39
LordSlowpoke: 42
taat: 8
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 34
TalonisWolf: 38
Nunzillor: 20
Generally me: 2
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Coolrune206
Has a generator.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Is reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
I love how I'm getting rather bland rolls. Guess it is the price of being succesfull...
Invest the money! Buy everything!
[4] You buy everything within 100 kilometers.Create a large Mechsuit, akin to those seen in Pacific Rim. Attach the generator to it.
You don't have the stuff to make that without points.The old reality must fall! +3
The old reality must fall! +3
Yeah!
[6+1] You crash the old reality into you and convert the pieces into you. Damage to you is fairly heavy.tell all life that I control, to take over their solar system in my name
[2] Most of them don't get your orders, and those that do can't take over their solar systems. Or already have taken over their solar systems.((What are the space criminals up to?))
Study those weird exoreal beings.
[4] The space criminals have gained control over a small area of Earth.
[4] They seem to not actually exist.GO TO THE REPAIR HORRERS AND TELL THEM I CAN DESCRIBE THEM WHAT ART IS IF THEY BUILD ME AN TIME MACHINE
They say they're busy repairing reality, but if you give them payment they'll make your time machine as soon as they're done with repairs.Build dropships for worker bots
[4] Done.
Repair reality.
[6] You remove a lot of control over external stuff, but repair reality.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 32
Lielac: 37
Elephant Parade: 40
Paphi: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 33
poketwo: 17
bigjaredmonkey: 40
LordSlowpoke: 43
taat: 9
AoshimaMichio: 19
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 39
Nunzillor: 21
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Has a generator.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules 1 planet.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Mostly under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule everywhere within a few lightyears.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
Dead.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Get ability to use money in addition of points to obtain roll bonuses for actions where using more money would be beneficial. +5 points.
[2] You fail.declare everything with hair to be in the galahairy empire
Then tell them to take over EVERYTHING they can
[4] You do that, and some of your minions start going to war against hairless species.TELL THEM I'LL LOAN THEM USE OF MY POINTS. JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, AND I'LL TRY TO GET IT
They agree to that deal, and ask you to make it impossible to create art.Urge the pizza golems to expand further through use of the wormholes. 2 points.
Urge the pizza golems to expand further through use of the wormholes. 2 points.
Let the conquest begin!
[4+2+1] The pizza golems become an intergalactic empire.Use as many points as necessary to do my previous action.
1 point charged. [6] You build the mech, then install some demonic summoning circles for fun.Fix my ship avatar. +2
[1+2] You place your ship-avatar in a much weaker body.Grant the space criminals NPC-like autonomy with the ultimate goal of universal conquest.
[1] They become resistant to gaining their own actions.
Request orders.
Done.
Build poketwo's time machine.
[6] You build a time machine with the capacity to warp the timeline majorly. Then you give it to poketwo.
Beirus: 28
Sarrak: 33
Lielac: 38
Elephant Parade: 41
Paphi: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 34
poketwo: 16
bigjaredmonkey: 41
LordSlowpoke: 44
taat: 10
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 40
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 4
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Has a mech with demon-summoning abilities.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Mostly under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule several galaxies.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a city.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system was ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system was meaningless.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Use these summoning circles to make the mechsuit a demonic being, bound to my service. Then go on a rampage with my new indestructible and mayhem-loving suit. Use as many points as necessary.
1 point charged. [3] You bind a demon to the suit. It can now act by itself, but is no more powerful than before.
REMOVE CREATIVITY FROM THE UNIVERSE. +NESISARY POINTS
5 points charged. [5] Done.
Galahairy empire shall expand and conquer making all no hairy creatures become their slaves
I shall make the Galahairy empire better at war(+1 to attacking and expanding) required points plus 1 if i don't need any points to do this
3 points charged. [1] You destroy the galahairy empire's military.
Look around.
[6] You are in interstellar space.
Set up some observation posts.
[4] Done. You don't see anything interesting.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 34
Lielac: 39
Elephant Parade: 42
Paphi: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 35
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 42
LordSlowpoke: 45
taat: 11
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 41
Nunzillor: 23
Generally me: 2
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Coolrune206
Has a mech with demon-summoning abilities and a demon controling it.
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
The galahairy empire's military is gone.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Mostly under the rule of pizza golems.
Pizza golems rule several galaxies.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a city.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system was ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system was meaningless.
In interstellar space.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Buy government.
[6] You buy the concept of government. All governments now need to pay royalties to you.
Rebuild Military BUT BETTER
[2] You build some useless lead boxes.Make ship avatar more powerful than it originally was. +2
[4+2] You improve you ship-avatar in the following ways: installing an internal factory, adding the ability to teleport itself, heavy enhancements to durability and firepower, near-perfect scanners and immunity to non-point-based reality warping.
Turn the suit into an NPC, then bind it to me. Leave it to create more demonic suits bound to me. +Necessary Points.
1 point spent. [6] You turn it into a NPC, but don't make it loyal.Give the pizza golem empire NPC status and extreme hostility. +2 points.
Give the pizza golem empire NPC status and extreme hostility. +2 points.
Totally! March forth, blessed ones!
[2+1+1] Done.
Time travel to back before the old reality was absorbed
[4] Done.
Ask for orders again.
Done. Again.
Reinforce reality.
[4] Done.
Summon some demons to rip out coolrune's left kidney.
[3] You summon a demonic fly.
Crush all resistance on Earth.
[2] Your forces fail completely at that.
Beirus: 28
Sarrak: 35
Lielac: 40
Elephant Parade: 43
Paphi: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 36
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 43
LordSlowpoke: 46
taat: 12
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 35
TalonisWolf: 42
Nunzillor: 22
Generally me: 3
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
The galahairy empire's military is gone.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Waiting for orders.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
A few of them are in prisons.
Dead.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Dead.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Pizza golem empire
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Rule most of Earth.
Rule several galaxies.
Are very hostile to other life.
Order all the mortals I control to go to war with pizza golems. Order ship avatar to explore. Make a Man Cave in a secluded area of reality.
Rebuild Military BUT BETTER if it goes well attack pizza golems and take earth
This till I succed also +2
Ha! Invigorate the pizza golems to resist the challengers who would dare defy a civilization blessed by half of reality itself! 2 points.
Prepare a suitable battlefield for pizza golems and Beirus mortals! Points, if needed.
0 points charged from Sarrak. [6] Sarrak builds a massive deathtrap, and gets the fighting to happen in there.
[4+2] Generally Me rebuilds their military by cannibalizing a lot of infrastructure.
[3+6 vs. 1+4 vs. 3+3+4 vs. 2+5] The pizza golems lose Earth, as well as all but one of their galaxies. The galahairy empire's military is killed by the deathtrap, but manages to weaken the pizza golems. Beirus's army suffers heavy losses, but drives the pizza golems to one galaxy. The deathtrap remains intact.
Order given to ship-avatar.
[3] Beirus makes a hole, but it's not very manly.
Separate Sarrak and Beirus from reality. +9
We ARE reality, not intermingled with it. And have more points. Would you like to rethink that?
After careful consideration, yes.
Teleport outside of exoreality and study whatever weird void awaits me.
[3] You appear in a void with nothing except you. Including space and time.
Look for planets around stars.
[4] You find a lot of them, 3 of which have life.
Summon a demonic portal.
[3] You summon an imp who knows how to make a portal.
Nurse wounds, guard access point of the galaxy we are in.
[4] You build a fortress around the access point of the galaxy.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 41
Elephant Parade: 44
Paphi: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 37
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 44
LordSlowpoke: 47
taat: 13
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 36
TalonisWolf: 43
Nunzillor: 21
Generally me: 2
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
The galahairy empire's military is gone.
Heavily damaged infrastructure.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to explore.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
MAKE SURE THAT NOMATTER WHAT CHANGES IN THE TIMELINE, I STILL BECOME WHAT I WAS BEFORE THE REBOOT
REQUIRED POINTS
3 points charged. [1] You prevent your own ascension to that status.
Purchase all industries. +1
[2] You don't have enough money for that.Meditate on those Secrets from earlier.
[3] You ponder the details of assorted variants of geometry, and understand most of them.
Rebuild military and infrastructure also build defences around all my galaxies +2
You don't have complete control over any galaxies if I recall correctly. [3+1] Military and infrastructure rebuilt.
Hug the suit, then go off and create a much smaller version which will fit tightly around my body. It will function like the large one, but be agile. As many points as fucking necessary for an uber-success.
I do not know how many points you want to spend. For reference, building a robot without a factory usually needs 1 point.
Create a force field around the galaxy protecting it from reality-damaging actions. 3 points.l
[6] You create a force field around the pizza golem's galaxy that closes all portals inside it and protects against reality-damaging things.Order mortals to regroup and develop better technologies for war. Order ship avatar to investigate one of those planets with life on it. Make the hole into a proper Man Cave. +1
[6] The mortals test weaponry that renders areas unlivable. The weapons work perfectly.
Orders given to ship-avatar.
[6+1] You make the hole into a cave rigged with enough explosives to wipe a planet clean of life.
Join and then study methods of summoning angels
[4] You learn how to summon angels.
Scan life-bearing planet 1.
[4] It seems to be likely to have life on it in a few centuries.
Get the imp to tell me how to make a portal.
[5] Done.
Look over transport tech. Is it dependent on portals for faster than light travel?
[3] It's a lot faster with portals.
Beirus: 29
Sarrak: 37
Lielac: 42
Elephant Parade: 45
Paphi: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 38
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 45
LordSlowpoke: 48
taat: 14
AoshimaMichio: 18
Coolrune206: 37
TalonisWolf: 44
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 4
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly.
JUST GO KILL MYSELF BEFORE HE EVEN GOES BACK IN THE TIME HE PREVENTED MYSELF TO RISE TO ULTIMATE POWER BEFORE THE REBOOT
[4] You commit time machine assisted suicide, successfully preventing your own prevention of your ascension to power.
Summon an angel then ask it of an way the evil fiends currently manifesting in our world could be banished/destroyed/imprisoned/etc.
[6] You summon an angel, and they advise blessed artillery for demon-slaying. Or other heavy weapons.
Meditate more. +2
[2+2] You learn how to use any kind of magic available to mortals.
go take over some galaxies +1
[6] You gain control over several galaxies, but are having a lot of trouble getting your orders to all of your empire.
Develop a method of FTL travel that does not require wormholes and is quicker than what the golems would otherwise have to resort to using. 2 points.
[6+1] You develop a FTL travel spell that rips space if used in a place that doesn't have defense against damage to reality. Then you give it to the pizza golems.
Change pizza golems to make them more intelligent and cunning. 2 points
[5+2] You give them sufficient intellect to invent whatever they need, assuming it is possible for them to make if they know how. You also give them a large amount of hubris.
Check if life-bearing planet 1 has any moons.
[1] It has an invisible moon. Which just hit you. You suffer no significant damage.
Open a demonic portal.
[2] You mess up the circle and the portal doesn't form.
Remove Sarrak's control over our galaxy.
You fail.
Beirus: 30
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 43
Elephant Parade: 46
Paphi: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 39
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 46
LordSlowpoke: 49
taat: 15
AoshimaMichio: 19
Coolrune206: 38
TalonisWolf: 45
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 5
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Have a lot of hubris.
NOW GO AND MAKE SURE THAT MY ACTIONS BEFORE THE REBOOT WILL STILL HAPPEN. REQUIRED POINTS
Are you sure that you want to risk a 1?
Become the planet where all my propery is. +5
[1+2] You become one of the continents.
Pretend to lift my control over pizza galaxy.
[2] You do so in a rather unconvincing way.
Make some independent observation satellites around life-bearing planet 1.
[5] Done. They'll stay in orbit indefinitely.
Keep trying to open a portal.
[3] You open a tiny portal, but it collapses very quickly.
Find out what Sarrak is.
[3] Sarrak seems to be a extremely powerful reality warper that is harmed by damage to reality.
Beirus: 31
Sarrak: 37
Lielac: 44
Elephant Parade: 47
Paphi: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 40
poketwo: 14
bigjaredmonkey: 47
LordSlowpoke: 50
taat: 16
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 39
TalonisWolf: 45
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 6
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Is a continent.
Has popular fast food place.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food place.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Have a lot of hubris.
YES, BUT MAKE THOSE A FUNDAMENTAL THING THAT WILL HAPPEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE TIME-STREAM IS ALTERED. REQUIRED POINTS
5 points charged. [5] Done.Make FTL travel for my empire +1
[1+1] You fail.Form fast food places on every city on me and hire people to work on them.
[5] You do that, with every settlement on you, and all of them are profitable.
Encourage golems to study me. I may learn something, too... +2 points
[5+2] They find out how to kill you. Fortunately, killing you is far beyond their present abilities.
Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.
Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic! +7
[4+2] You give everyone access to all magic, including the needed knowledge to use it.
Grant golems long-range telepathy. +2 points.
[4+2] You grant them the ability to detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Magic? Okay. Create magic? I can't remember seeing any. Not that mortals can use, at least.
Oh, hey! Give all mortals in all realities across all timelines access to all magic!
You cannot do that without points.
Also, didn't I do this earlier?
I don't think you did. Could be wrong.
Ask angel how I might aquire blessed artillery also inquire as to how sentient mortals may be protected from mind control and finally ask whether the angel knows what a player is
"Artillery tends to be in the possession of military forces, and a priest can bless it. Mind control can be mostly blocked by magic, which is not in short supply right now. Yes, I know what a player is."
Go and look at life-bearing planet 2.
[2] You miss it several times.
Notice what the pizza golems are up to.
[6] You notice, and immediately get noticed in turn.
See what awaits me if I stay here.
[1] You see a rock with eyes and a zeppelin.
Set up some stealth magic to keep the repair horrors from seeing what we are up to.
[6] You block all data from leaving your galaxy by conventional means.
Beirus: 31
Sarrak: 35
Lielac: 44
Elephant Parade: 47
Paphi: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 40
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 47
LordSlowpoke: 50
taat: 16
AoshimaMichio: 15
Coolrune206: 39
TalonisWolf: 45
Nunzillor: 17
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 6
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Is a continent.
Has popular fast food places everywhere on him.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food places.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his first fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, before it was absorbed.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Data cannot leave via conventional means.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, but can't do that with current resources.
Organize a universe-wide inquisition against demons (make a new npc groop with its own actions)
[5] Done. They're quite skilled.
Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak. For educational purposes only, of course. 1 point.
Discreetly ask the pizza golems to disclose what they learned about Sarrak. For educational purposes only, of course. 1 point.
Help & share knowledge. With an added bit of insanity, of course.
[4+1+1] Nunzillor learns how to kill Sarrak without points. The method of killing Sarrak is a vast array of precisely made rifts in reality collapsing over 3 turns. This will cause almost everyone else to die and also probably end the game due to destroying everything of note. The method will also work on Beirus.
TIME TRAVEL TO A RANDOM PRE-REBOOT TURN
[5] [85] You arrive at turn 85, which is over here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138993.msg5552666#msg5552666).
Keep trying to get a look at life-bearing planet 2.
[4] It seems to have no civilizations, but does have some life that would be useful for a space-faring civilization.
Send a lot of plasma into the pizza golem's galaxy.
[2] You miss.
Go kill some mortals to let off steam.
[5] You slaughter an innocent village.
Attack the repair horrors.
[4+3 vs. 6+8] Your attack does nothing other than reveal your locations. Their counterattack destroys all but a few planets of your empire, rendering you irrelevant.
Locate demons.
[4] You find some demons that are not relevant and the demonic suit. You purge the irrelevant demons.
Beirus: 32
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 45
Elephant Parade: 48
Paphi: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 41
poketwo: 10
bigjaredmonkey: 48
LordSlowpoke: 51
taat: 17
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 40
TalonisWolf: 46
Nunzillor: 17
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Alive.
On a planet-sized spaceship in a damaged solar system.
Has a lot of wood.
Has tools.
Has nice house.
Has worker bots.
Has dropships.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Is a continent.
Has popular fast food places everywhere on him.
Has spaceships heading to nearby stars to make fast food places.
Has no competitors.
Has soldiers protecting his fast food places.
Owns all major food producers.
Owns all arms manufacturers.
Owns everything within 100 kilometers of his first fast food place.
Owns the concept of government.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Sapient subatomic particle.
Knows how to kill Sarrak or Beirus.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, at turn 85.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Demigod of beards.
Can control all life with hair.
Rules the galahairy empire, which includes all life with hair.
Galahairy empire has control over several galaxies.
Is having trouble getting orders to all of the galahairy empire.
High tyrol
Knows how to summon angels.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
Reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
Space criminals have control over small area.
Space criminals are resistant to gaining actions.
Has interfragment portal network.
Has wormholes to lots of distant places.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
125 pizza golems.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
taat's solar system
Damaged.
Has automated mine and interplanetary mass driver-equipped factory on a planet.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Data cannot leave via conventional means.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Knows of 3 planets with life.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Have observation posts scattered across reality.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, but can't do that with current resources.
Reduced to irrelevance.
Anti-demon inquisition
Universe-wide.
Skilled.
Founded by High tyrol.
Know where the demonic suit is.
Become the planet. +1
[6+1] You do that, and immediately get sued because you don't own the planet.
KILL COOLRUNE
[5] Done.
Two things
1. Promote the use of anti-mind control shields and spells among the populace of earth
2. Create a new npc groop called panicking innocents give them an actions make to where demons goal is eradicate all members of that groop
You cannot preform more than 1 action per turn yourself, you need minions for that.
Expand and improve the galahairy empire +3(I do have three points if you back at the last three turns)
It seems that I forgot to add points. Thank you for calling my attention to that. [4+3] You improve their technology, size and resistance to mind control. The galahairy empire is no longer under your complete control, but is still mostly loyal to you.
Help pizza golems rebuild. We must have an evil empire in this game! +2 points
[6+2] You give the pizza golems sufficient power to pull off the destruction of reality and sufficient wisdom to leave before doing that. You do not give them enough wisdom to not try to kill everything else.
Ask the void what to do next.
[3] There is no response.
Help pizza golems rebuild. We must have an evil empire in this game! +2 points
Agreed! Also help the pizza golems rebuild, but do so as a separate action so as not to help them into oblivion. 1 point.
[6] You tell the pizza golems about the game mechanics while helping them rebuild.
Reclaim my divinity. All points.
[2+46] You tear your godhood from reality, damaging it irreparably short of a 5-point action.
[1-2] [1-2] Sarrak and Beirus are driven completely insane, and can no longer take meaningful actions. Sarrak and Beirus: respawn?
[4-2] Earth is destroyed. [2-2] tatt's solar system is destroyed, along with the space it was in. [5-2+2] The pizza golem's galaxy remains intact. [1-2] AoshimaMichio is killed, along with everything in the same solar system. [3-2+1] The galahairy empire is destroyed.
Beirus's ship-avatar tries to dodge [2] and fails, [6-2] but survives anyway. The repair horrors survive, but cannot help. The pizza golems remain alive, due to being in their galaxy. The demonic suit dies due to being on Earth. [6-2+1] The anti-demon inquisition is perfectly fine.
Paphi survives due to being outside of reality. Elephant Parade survives, with his divinity. TalonisWolf survives due to being an abstract concept. poketwo survives due to being in the past. Sarrak and Beirus are driven completely insane, as previously described. Everyone else: respawn?
See if Beirus is safe.
[6] You find out that Beirus is completely insane.
Drown our sorrows.
[6] You get incapacitatingly drunk. Somehow.
Remove the data-blocking field.
[5] Done.
See if any demons survived.
[3] Extremely few demons survived.
Beirus: 34
Sarrak: 36
Lielac: 47
Elephant Parade: 1
Paphi: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 43
poketwo: 12
bigjaredmonkey: 50
LordSlowpoke: 53
taat: 19
AoshimaMichio: 17
Coolrune206: 42
TalonisWolf: 48
Nunzillor: 18
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 9
Beirus
Original post-reboot self
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is insane to the point of inability to act.
Sarrak
Original post-reboot self
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is insane to the point of inability to act.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is a pre-reboot god, and as such can warp reality on a planetary scale.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
Dead.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Dead.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, at turn 85.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
Dead.
High tyrol
Dead.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Nearly irreparably damaged.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Dead.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, and can do that with current resources.
Know the game mechanics.
Are wise enough to not destroy reality with them in it.
Anti-demon inquisition
Universe-wide.
Skilled.
Founded by High tyrol.
Create an anti-Berius/Sarrak barrier around myself.
[3] You become immune to the side effects of their actions.
Hey Sarrak, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Seems like we're on the same page, more or less.
Respawn and take Elephant Parade's divinity, use it to merge with and repair my reality self. 5 point action, +25
[4+25] Done. You are now also part of Elephant Parade, resulting in him being able to use and prevent the use of your powers except for your points. This also means that you are immune to the side effects of your and Sarrak's actions.
Respawn at random.
[6] You are now a mind inside a star.
Hey Sarrak, you thinking what I'm thinking?
It seems we're now just a few galaxy years before the first turn in the first reality. Insane gods reality, madness, deaths... Good times.
For me, it's simple...
I'm an eldritch alien horror god of insanity! Being ultimately, incomprehensibly insane only supports this claim! Would you mind turning my character into half-NPC? +5 points for action, +15 points for hilarious insanity (of reality breaking to pieces once more)
[4+15] You give your character control over everywhere and the ability to act, if only incoherently, then lose control of your character. Make a new character?
Respawn as a class 13 Deathworld. +2.
[2+2] Done.
Use all points to imprison elephant parade in inescapable prison.(edit:and make sure to respawn first)
Respawn done. [2+6] You place Elephant Parade into a prison that cannot be entered or left without spending at least 3 points. You do not go into said prison, nor do you place the anti-demon inquisition into it.
respawn as an occasionally evil lich necromancer with a fancy top hat
[4] Done.
Ascend! All in!
What do you mean by "ascend"?
Seek out a way to give Beirus his sanity back.
[1] You find only evidence that his insanity is completely impossible to restore.
Sober up, then reinforce Beirus.
[6] You reinforce Beirus while drunk. It worked, but you don't remember it.
Get a good look at the newly reordered cosmology.
[3] You come up against an impassable barrier, but you do see that Beirus is sane and part of Elephant Parade.
Look into anti-reality-warping defences.
[1] You cast a spell that makes you more susceptible to reality warping.
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[1] Fortunately, whatever you were trying to do doesn't happen.
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 48
Elephant Parade: 2
Paphi: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 44
poketwo: 13
bigjaredmonkey: 51
LordSlowpoke: 54
taat: 20
AoshimaMichio: 16
Coolrune206: 43
TalonisWolf: 49
Nunzillor: 19
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 1
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak's former character.
Omniscient.
Is a lot less powerful outside of reality.
Is part of Elephant Parade, and as such has some of the abilities of Elephant Parade.
Is immune to the side effects of his and Sarrak's actions.
Sarrak
Lacks a character.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is a space wizard in space.
Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
Is immune to the side effects of Beirus's and Sarrak's actions.
Beirus is part of him.
Can use and restrict the use of Beirus's powers, not including points.
In a prison that can only be left or entered with at least 3 points, which, due to Beirus being part of him, contains almost everything.
taat
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Superior.
A class 13 deathworld.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is the word "respawning".
Nunzillor
Is a mind inside a star.
poketwo
Has the highest killcount.
Dead.
Banned from the first McDonalds.
In old reality, at turn 85.
Has timeline-altering time machine.
Generally me
An occasionally evil lich necromancer with a fancy top hat.
High tyrol
Outside of reality.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's former character's and Beirus's minds.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Sarrak's former character nearly irreparably damaged.
Beirus reinforced.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Non-reality-warping points can be spent without restriction.
Curses are extremely difficult.
Creativity does not exist.
poketwo gains vast amounts of power pre-reboot.
Everyone has access to all magic, and knows how to use said access.
Past events that need to be done
Breaking Beirus's turn 22 curse.
Causing curses to be very difficult.
Unrestricting non-reality-warping points.
The pizza golem's galaxy
Has force field that blocks portals and damage to reality.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Has own mind.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
Is fairly large.
Has sufficient firepower to take out a small planet.
Can survive it's own firepower.
Has internal factory.
Can teleport self.
Notices anything without very good stealth near it.
Immune to non-point-based reality warping.
In interstellar space.
Under orders to investigate one of the planets with life it discovered.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
Demonic suit
Possessed by a demon.
Can summon demons.
Knows how to make portals.
Has imp who knows how to make a portal.
Dead.
Pizza golem empire
About a zillion independent pizza golems.
Rule a galaxy.
Are very hostile to other life.
Are able to go faster than light without portals, but rather slowly unless they use a spell that rips space if used in a place that is not well protected against damage to reality.
Can invent anything they need if it is possible to build with the stuff they have.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know how to kill Sarrak or Beirus, and can do that with current resources.
Know the game mechanics.
Are wise enough to not destroy reality with them in it.
Anti-demon inquisition
Universe-wide.
Skilled.
Founded by High tyrol.
Outside of reality.
Susceptible to reality warping.
Sarrak's former character
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Completely insane.
Try to communicate with the other stars. Do they also have minds inside them? 1 point.
Haha! The pizza golems shall rule the reboot! All points to their survival!
[2+14] You give them immunity to being retroactively destroyed, then send them to rule the milky way several centuries before the first turn of the reboot. Next reboot, that is.
Create an undead SPACE army to then conquer galaxies with it turning all living things into undead abominations with top hats
[2] You fumble your spell.
STAY BACK IN TIME
You do that.Let's just go along for the ride. +all for not changing if teleport finally fails
The reset doesn't affect you.START NPC PROJECT FOR JUMPING INTO NEXT REBOOT
I do not understand your action. You may clarify it upon your return to being unmuted.
Return, respawn, and reset the game completely. all in baby, 51 points.
help bigjaredmonkey
Return, respawn, and reset the game completely. all in baby, 51 points.
[2+46+1] You reset the game, not affecting non-reality beings that are resistant to time-warping stuff.
Paphi, poketwo, the repair horrors and the pizza golem empire survive. And also maybe some other stuff depending on whether LSP clarifies their action.
I assume this action is handled after reset. Spawn as gravity. +all points assuming I still have any.
[6+3] You are now all of the fundamental forces. After the reboot.
You are in a city. What do you do?
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 3
poketwo: 3
Paphi: 3
AoshimaMichio: 0
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know the game mechanics.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Run for mayor also become a necromancer with a top hat again
[4] You successfully spawn as a top-hatted necromancer.
[1] You then get thrown in prison for "defiling the dead".
Become god of headwear. 3 points
[1+3] Done.
Coulomb's Force (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulomb%27s_law#Atomic_forces) will not be present within bigjaredmonkey's body. +1 point I would gain on this turn.
You can't spend that point this turn.
respawn as the head of all the spy's in the nation bubblaria's a part of.
[2] You spawn as some normal, boring person.
See if the players are here.
[3] They seem to be present. At least one is.
Locate where and when the players start acting for the third/first time.
[4] Done.
bigjaredmonkey: 1
Nunzillor: 4
poketwo: 4
Paphi: 4
AoshimaMichio: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know the game mechanics.
Are aware that the players have acted, but not where or how much.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
I still would liked action to happen.
Smite Aoshima with hat god powers
[1+2+1 vs. 3+3] bigjaredmonkey blocks AoshimaMichio's attack and tries to smite AoshimaMichio. Said smiting doesn't work at all.
study under the worlds best professors in quantum mechanics
[3] You study under some mediocre professors, and gain a working knowledge of quantum mechanics.
See how diffrent the past is now
It is quite different. For one, the players haven't been even close in destructive effects.
Go get some coffee.
[1] You find that coffee is extremely expensive.
Kill everyone in the country then raise them from the dead as undead versions of themselves that are loyal to me +1
You don't have sufficient firepower to do that with only 1 point.
Locate the players.
[4] Done.
Make some magic to extract minds.
[6] You create a virus that gives the minds of those it infects to you.
bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 5
poketwo: 5
Paphi: 5
AoshimaMichio: 1
Generally me: 5
High tyrol: 5
Beirus: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
High tyrol
Has a working knowledge of quantum mechanics.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Know the game mechanics.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Respawn. As myself. I really don't know which one incarnation of myself I will become. Probably pre-first game one?
[3] You become your first eldritch horror form.
turn everyone in the galaxy into undead versions of themselves that can infect others and that are loyal to me +5
[5+2] Everything in the local group is now zombies.
Teleport back to reality and claim a planet.
[6] You claim a zombie planet. It seems to resent your rule.
Bah, the coffee was better inside the old me-ality anyway. Also, where are my points?
Go get some tea instead.
[6] You get tea with brains mixed in. It's not good.
Knit sweater that grants the gift of madness to its wearer. +1
[3] You knit an incomprehensible sweater, but it doesn't drive people insane.
Blow up few black holes by not being present in or near them. Like the one in center of milkyway.
[4] Done. This will have no effect on Earth for a while.
i have a question under point totals i don't see me name any reason for or is it a mistake
(my action)
get training from ARMA(the Association for Renaissance Martial Arts)
[3] You learn some uselessly fancy moves.
Make a cure for whatever makes zombies.
[6] You create a weapon that destroys any undead on the same planet as it.
Check if the destroyed black holes damaged reality.
[3] They only left some minor damage. Nothing that spreads.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 5
poketwo: 6
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 2
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
High tyrol
Has a working knowledge of quantum mechanics.
Sarrak
Building-sized horror.
Nunzillor
Has incomprehensible sweater.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
The local group
Almost everything in here is a zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Go make some coffee. Mutter about lack of decent hot caffeine beverages in this reality.
[3] You make some mediocre coffee.
you did not do my action.
Ally with Pizza Golems, +3 points this time.
[1+2] They agree not to wage war on you unless you attack first.
FIND ME
[6] You see that you go back in time to the present in your near future. There doesn't seem to be a non-time-traveling you in the current timeline.
Get out of prison and teleport to one my zombies infested planets unless I'm already on one in which case destroy the weapon that can destroy zombie planets +1
Every planet anywhere near you is a zombie and infested with zombies. [1+1] The pizza golems manage to keep the weapon away from themselves.
Instruct zombie planet to grow by devouring the cores of other planets and grant it the abilities to do so in a timely manner with a sprinkle of godhood and +5
[4+5] You give it a heavily restricted in use time machine set to send it back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 and the ability to eat planets. It is expected to use that stuff to eat every other planet.
Spend 3 points and cure self of zombie plague
[6+2] You steal the repair horrors's mind-stealing virus, change it so that it steals zombieness as well, then infect yourself with it. [2] Your mind and zombieness are sent to the repair horrors. Respawn? [1] The virus doesn't spread.
Time for bringing forth old gods! +3 points for a ritual completion, +1 for luck
[4+1] Done. They're grateful.
Put on that stylish sweater and then sew a design of eldritch-inspired insanity onto the fabric of reality. +2 points.
[6+1] You use the power of the old gods to twist local space into a tangled mess.
Check if current rules lead to eternal expansion of universe and eventually cause it to rip itself apart.
[1] They do. In the near future.
Look for a cure to Generally me's zombie control.
[3] Controlling you will now require that the action explicitly include you.
Repair that damage.
[6] You mend them with mildly space-warping patches.
bigjaredmonkey: 1
Nunzillor: 6
poketwo: 7
Paphi: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
High tyrol
Has a working knowledge of quantum mechanics.
Mind and zombieness in the repair horrors's possession.
Sarrak
Building-sized horror.
Nunzillor
Wearing incomprehensible sweater.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.
The universe
Will go through the big rip in the near future.
The local group
Almost everything in here is a zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Paphi's zombie planet
Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
Can eat planets.
Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Give generally me hat related powers, if he accepts being a prophet of my hat godhood.
[6] You transfer your divine control over hats to Generally me.
Respawn as head of interplanetary corporation
[5] Done. You are a very large and sapient colony of fungus. Your corporation is a shipping company somewhere in the Sculptor Group. You have easy access to intergalactic teleportation.
Smash an monkey typewriter
[3] You smash a normal typewriter.
Time to spread madness and insanity in their name!
[2] You spread mild confusion in their name.
Give generally me hat related powers, if he accepts being a prophet of my hat godhood.
Wooooooo hat powers! Also make the pizza golem empire love me so much they want me to control their minds. Also tell zombie planet to stop eating planets +1
That is multiple actions, more than one of which are not commanding minions, and as such will not be executed. However, the pizza golems will not act this turn, to not give the pizza golems an advantage in actions.
Summon the jellyfish! 3 points.
[2] You fail. The jellyfish remain absent.
Alter ratio of dark energy pressure and its energy density enough to stop universe from expanding. +1
[3+1] Done. The universe is now very slowly growing.
Give the planet teleportation abilities as well.
[1] You add a teleportation blocker to the planet.
Beam the gift of madness into the minds of zombies. 2 points.
[3+1] Done.
Reinforce reality.
[3] You reinforce the local group's section of reality.
bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 5
poketwo: 8
Paphi: 3
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 5
Beirus: 4
Sarrak: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
Godlike control over hats.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
Sarrak
Building-sized horror.
Nunzillor
Wearing incomprehensible sweater.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Paphi's zombie planet
Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
Can eat planets.
Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
Has teleportation blocker.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
GET GUN
[2] All the nearby gun stores are closed. And locked.
Declare team fortress 2 my holy realm.
[6] You do that, and cause it to start to exist physically.
Make the pizza golem love me so much they want to be mind controlled by me +1
[4+1] Done. In fact, you no longer need the mind control.
START A CULT AND BECOME A MINOR DEITY OF DESTRUCTION AND FACIAL HAIR+3 POINTS.
[4] Done.
Create foil to pizza golems, broccoli mages, that exist to oppose evil. 2 points.
[6+1] Done. They consider themselves to be good and everybody else who doesn't live up to extremely high standards to be evil, and as such deserving only death.
obtain flamethrower
[6] You gain a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Start a cult of madness!
[3] The cult is very small.
Look at starcharts my corporation doubtless acquired to safely navigate between inhabited areas, list majorly populated areas/sectors/planets/system/ect... found on map.
[2] Your maps are incomplete, and only have a few major places on them. Which are all alien species's worlds.
Send some probes out to explore the universe.
[6] You find some old intergalactic ruins. They are almost definitely dangerous.
Build a base.
[1] You ruin a bunch of good building places.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 4
poketwo: 9
Paphi: 4
AoshimaMichio: 4
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
LuckyKobold: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
Godlike control over hats.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
Sarrak
Building-sized horror.
Nunzillor
Wearing incomprehensible sweater.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Paphi's zombie planet
Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
Can eat planets.
Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
Has teleportation blocker.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Destroy zombie planet allpoints
use the trebuchet as zombie planets are well known for their weakness to fire from any source.1 point for luck
[1+3+1] You destroy Paphi's zombie planet.
Finish what High tyrol started. Zombie planets will suffer same fate as black holes did. +1
[4+1] You destroy every zombie planet. As every planet in the local group is a zombie, they are all destroyed, along with almost everything on them. LuckyKobold [4] survives the destruction. bigjaredmonkey is assumed to be in team fortress 2, and as such does not get killed. Nunzillor, Generally me, Beirus, Sarrak, and Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: respawn? The Broccoli mages die.
Wage holy war against LuckyKobold, god of destruction and facial hair
[3] You hurl vast amounts of insults at LuckyKobold. They're pretty nasty, too.
EXPAND MY RELIGION BY FILMING A MIRACLE ON INTERGALACTIC TV+1
[3+1] You gain a cult across nearby galaxies.
use pizza golem technology to transfer my zombies across the universe infecting everything +1
Ehh, close enough. Warn NPCs of imminent zombie invasion.
More madness! More fanatics! +1
You are all too dead to do that.
Create insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
Where?
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 5
poketwo: 10
Paphi: 5
AoshimaMichio: 4
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 1
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
LuckyKobold: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Contains no planets.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Redead.
Respawn as the best version of me. +2
[2+2] You respawn as yourself from most of the first reboot and immediately drift apart into an infinite number of pieces. You also regain your omniscience.
Awww why you do that
Respawn as the Chosen One
[4] Done.
Respawn as the best version of me.
I second this. +1 point, for myself
[4+1] You respawn as yourself from most of the first reboot, in a far more contiguous form than Beirus. Including your omniscience.
PREVENT AoshimaMichio FROM DESTROYING THE ZOMBIE PLANETS!!!!
[5] Done. The zombie planets, other than Paphi's, have no longer been destroyed. Also you do this via going back, so that's resolved.
Increase my influence on the multiverse by any means possible. +3 points
[5] You gain great control over the reality you are currently in, but are still required to use your divine power to act outside of it.
Where? Around the new star system I just claimed somewhere else!
[5] Done.
Locate any other NPCs that aren't the repair horrors.
[6] You find the broccoli mages via them gaining one of your ships.
Find out what our new ship can do.
[5] It's an interstellar battleship.
bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 6
poketwo: 11
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 6
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 5
Sarrak: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
LuckyKobold: 2
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the main reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Beirus
An alternate reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
An alternate reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
With my legions of gibusvision snipers and unusual-wearing trolliders, defend my reality from Sarrak!
So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
Support. There can be only ONE.
[1+5+1+2 vs. 2+3+1+3 vs. 1+5] The war results in there being no main reality.
Oh gosh, wartime. Teleport every criminal empire I've rather unsuccessfully led from the past onto one of my hospitable planets. Also Cronus. +6
Of course, being loyal to me, they will not infight. If necessary, use godhood to create hospitable planet.
((I think that's the forest village, several Bubblarias, and the space criminals. And Cronus.))
[5+6] You teleport all your minions to one of your planets, both causing a time paradox and making the universe you are in part of Dreamspace. Cronus does not survive the experience.
[5] Fortunately, the time paradox doesn't destroy much of anything.
Go back to turn 85
Done.
the pizza golem shall assimilate the broccoli mages into their empire +1
[6+1] You place the broccoli mages at the top of the pizza golem's hierarchy.
my argument for still being alive
(premise) 1. AoshimaMichio's black hole killed me.
(premise) 2. The black hole's never existed thanks to poketwo
(Deduction) 3. (from 1+2) If the black hole never existed, it could not have killed me
(conclusion) 4. therefore, I am still alive.
Find out the current tech level
AoshimaMichio destroyed planets by removing himself from them, but you are right about whether or not you are alive.
[1] Earth has stone age tech.
So, now we have multiple realities on top of totally broken timespace? Heh. Wage the first war of realities! Let's see which one is THE one! + points to counter, if needed
Help with this if we're still a fused reality. Otherwise, have one of my pieces produce awesome coffee.
Executing coffee action. [5] You create perfect coffee.
Collect the broccoli mages.
[2] You look for them, but do not find them.
Set up communications with the pizza golems.
[4] Done.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 7
poketwo: 12
Paphi: 1
AoshimaMichio: 7
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 3
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
LuckyKobold: 3
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the main reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Has perfect coffee.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Dreamspace
Has a malevolent mind for maintenance.
Blocks divine wrath.
Dreamspace-merged universe
Is part of Dreamspace.
Contains Paphi's star system.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
Has a forest village, several Bubblarias, and some space criminals on a habitable planet.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
Lead the pizza golems.
Can communicate with the pizza golems.
Induce malfunction into repair horrors network - there being several realities, which one they should repair?.. +1
[1+1] You try and fail to change how the repair horrors go about repairing.
Lead my forces in subjugating all contemporary realities.
[4] You gain rule over all three realities, but don't have enough minions to control them well.
Respawn(?) as leader of a planet subservient to the broccoli/pizza empire.
[6] You respawn ruling a very hostile planet. That is, the planet itself wants you dead.
If i still have the power to alter reality in the main reality, alter reality in the main reality so that the main reality returns into existence, because i still have the power to alter the main reality.
That your notes say that you have control over the main reality is a mistake.
review my companys quarterly financial reports for the last two years.
[2] Your company is not doing well.
the pizza golems shall start trying to murder players except for me +1
[2+1] They decide that executing players will do.
Market the perfect coffee.
[6] It appears to cause any mortal who drinks it to explode with caffeine and joy. Also you run out.
Execute AoshimaMichio.
[1+4 vs. 2+2] You defeat AoshimaMichio in combat and fail completely at killing him.
Get better security.
[2] You fail to upgrade your security to any significant extent.
Investigate our empire for wrongdoing.
[2] You find none.
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 8
poketwo: 13
Paphi: 2
AoshimaMichio: 8
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 7
Sarrak: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
LuckyKobold: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
Cannot use divine power to do anything with hats.
Can alter reality in the first reality.
High tyrol
Large, sapient colony of fungus.
Leader of an interplanetary shipping corporation in the Sculptor Group.
Corporation is not going well.
Has access to intergalactic teleportation.
Not a zombie.
LuckyKobold
Minor deity of destruction and facial hair.
Has a cult spread across several galaxies.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
The chosen one.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Not a zombie.
Nunzillor
Rules a hostile planet.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Team fortress 2
Exists as a physical thing.
Is bigjaredmonkey's holy realm.
Dreamspace
Has a malevolent mind for maintenance.
Blocks divine wrath.
Dreamspace-merged universe
Is part of Dreamspace.
Contains Paphi's star system.
Paphi's star system
Has insanigodly, reality-warping planetary defense systems.
Has a forest village, several Bubblarias, and some space criminals on a habitable planet.
The local group
Almost everything in here is an insane zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Local reality is reinforced.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Are fanatically loyal to Generally me.
Plan to execute all players except Generally me.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have an interstellar battleship.
Lead the pizza golems.
Can communicate with the pizza golems.
Go to turn 3
Which turn 3?
Convince the pizza golems (and hat golems) to not kill me
2 points for luck
[2+2] Done.
Vassalize pizza golems.
[1] They do not accept your rule, and decide to kill you first. Fortunately, they can't reach you.
Implement widescale reforms to improve my companies financial situation
[3] You stabilize it.
Continue spreading my influence, i require more power!
[2] You fail.
I fail to see how anyone can combat with very laws of physics. But it doesn't even matter, they tried and so they will die. Damn Don Quixotes and their windmills...
ERASE PIZZA GOLEMS FROM ALL REALITIES AND TIMELINES! All points in.
"It's all your own fault, really. You don't fight against the only thing that keeps you alive."
I fail to see how anyone can combat with very laws of physics. But it doesn't even matter, they tried and so they will die. Damn Don Quixotes and their windmills...
ERASE PIZZA GOLEMS FROM ALL REALITIES AND TIMELINES! All points in.
"It's all your own fault, really. You don't fight against the only thing that keeps you alive."
Slightly change this so that nor AoshimaMichio, nor pizza golems could sense/see/etc. the other party, effectively erasing golems from the universe for Aoshima and the other way around. 5 points for change
[2] Sarrak fails to twist AoshimaMichio's action.
[6+3] AoshimaMichio rips spacetime into tiny shreds in the process of wiping the pizza golems from existence. Everywhere that is not both well protected against reality-damaging attacks and not the pizza golem's galaxy is now irreparable short of a five-point action and nigh-uninhabitable. Everyone but [6][6] Paphi, poketwo, Beirus, and Sarrak: respawn?
Make more coffee.
((Shouldn't I have a perfect coffee making bonus or ability or something? I've done it like three times in three different realities already. Why are my coffee making abilities still being called into question? :P))
[6] You create self-replicating coffee.
Create self replicating hat golems who think exactly like pizza golems (ie they still love me and try to kill others) but are made of hats +2
Due to pizza golems not existing, they don't think. Also you're too dead to do that.
Check if outside of reality is intact.
[3] It is damaged, but not quite as much.
bigjaredmonkey: 5
Nunzillor: 9
poketwo: 14
Paphi: 3
AoshimaMichio: 1
Generally me: 5
High tyrol: 5
Beirus: 8
Sarrak: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
LuckyKobold: 5
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Outside of reality
Heavily damaged.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
PREVENT AoshimaMichio FROM TRYING TO WIPE OUT THE PIZZA GOLEMS VIA THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT
[5] You undo AoshimaMichio's action. It doesn't help.
Respawn, regain my godly powers from my previous life, and more. +2 points
[5+2] You respawn with your godhood, but it has a good chance of damaging reality further if used.
My poor empires...
Merge all timelines from their beginnings.
The timelines that have been torn to shreds?
Respan as one of the repair horrors
[4] Done. They are fully aware of you.
Become a wizard.
[6] You respawn as a wizard in an unstable area.
Enjoy self-replicating coffee made by Beirus.
[3] You only collect a little.
Become the multiverse
Every multiverse has been destroyed.
Check if we can repair outside of reality.
[5] You can.
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 10
poketwo: 15
Paphi: 4
AoshimaMichio: 2
Generally me: 6
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 9
Sarrak: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
LuckyKobold: 6
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Outside of reality
Heavily damaged, but repairable.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Use godly powers to create another reality, said reality would be completely under my control. +2
[4+2][6] You create a reality the size of a large planet, with quite a few cracks at the edges.
Use godly powers to recreate reality from scratch
I am a reality. I really don't want to be "recreated". So I oppose this!
I must taste this coffee!
[4] It's fairly good, but could be improved.
Respawn as something interesting and that will involve me making fun choices.
I don't think I can reliably execute success for this action.
Kill Beirus
Kill Beirus
Oh hell no. I haven't even done anything in this reboot. Kill Paphi first with self-replicating coffee. However many points he uses +5.
I am assuming Paphi's later action means that these actions are not intended to be executed.
Kill Beirus
Oh hell no. I haven't even done anything in this reboot. Kill Paphi first with self-replicating coffee. However many points he uses +5.
Reassemble Beirus's pieces into a nightmarish tapestry in voidspace.
That is repairing Beirus, or at least sufficiently close that you need 5 points to do it.
Repair outside of reality.
[1] You render it beyond your abilities to repair.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 11
poketwo: 16
Paphi: 5
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 7
High tyrol: 7
Beirus: 10
Sarrak: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 9
LuckyKobold: 7
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Outside of reality
Heavily damaged, and not repairable by the repair horrors.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Damaged.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
I'm a sapient machine that can make more machines as my extensions.
[6] Done. The machines you make are not necessarily loyal.
Fix my reality so i can further expand upon it, +1
[4+1][6] Done. It's even resistant to your reality-damaging effects.
Improve the coffee! It must be made into something beyond perfect!
[3] You make some small improvements.
Do not die
2 points for luck
[3+1] You somehow survive.
Create Cow axe
a strangely clever cow with a shiny axe who murders players. He also doesn't need to breath and can teleport anywhere.+1
I don't think you can make something that can teleport anywhere with only 1 point.
THATS IT, FIND OUT SOME WAY TO GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE THE RESET. REQUIRED POINTS
Do you mean AoshimaMichio ripping spacetime apart or a reboot? Either way, you're before both of them.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 12
poketwo: 17
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 4
Generally me: 8
High tyrol: 8
Beirus: 11
Sarrak: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
LuckyKobold: 8
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are not necessarily loyal.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Outside of reality
Heavily damaged, and not repairable by the repair horrors.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Not zombies.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
If dead, respawn. If not, drink perfect coffee. Become perfect?
You respawn.
Before building anything, let's hardcode loyalty into source code my drones will use.
[5] Done.
Begin working to expand my reality. my plans have it be roughly the size of the observable universe. +required
3 points charged. [1][4] You break it in two.
Make it a law of reality that players cannot kill/destroy other players creations directly
They can order their followers to do it though. +6
Make it a law of reality that players cannot kill/destroy other players creations directly
They can order their followers to do it though. +6
I support this.
[3+1+1] Done.
Ok, what about the missing me in the earliest timeline?
I don't know what you're talking about.
make outside of reality repairable by the repair horrors use 3 points
[1] You cause it to fall apart.
Repair bigjaredmonkey's reality.
[1] You split it into more pieces.
bigjaredmonkey: 1
Nunzillor: 13
poketwo: 18
Paphi: 7
AoshimaMichio: 5
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 12
Sarrak: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 9
LuckyKobold: 9
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Fallen apart.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Split into six pieces.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Work together with the repair horrors to fix my reality, so i can build my hatted kingdom on it.
I thought my reality was resistant to me damaging it, so it should be in three pieces instead of six pieces.
Work with bigjaredmonkey.
[2+1] You merge all of the parts of bigjaredmonkey's reality together, with a lot of holes.
Start mining materials for my future drones.
[5] You gain a vast amount of good materials.
Say to a random philosopher that idealist is proved wrong by reality being heavily damaged.
[1] You say that the end of reality is the best thing that has ever happened.
bigjaredmonkey: 2
Nunzillor: 14
poketwo: 19
Paphi: 8
AoshimaMichio: 6
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 7
Beirus: 13
Sarrak: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 10
LuckyKobold: 10
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has vast amounts of good materials.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Fallen apart.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Use my time position to put up posters about the devastating events of the future
[5] The destruction of reality becomes common knowledge.
Build miner drones and some builder drones.
[6] Done. They tend to be overambitious in their projects.
Repair exoreality. +X
Repair exoreality. +X
assist with this
Repair exoreality. +X
assist with this
More assistance!
3 points charged to Paphi. [6+2] You repair exoreality, then block eldritch horrors from manipulating it.
Make a "mildly amusing space cat army with swords" spawn point 10 every second are spawned. They are of course loyal to me. +3
[3] The army only gains 20 members per turn.
bigjaredmonkey: 3
Nunzillor: 15
poketwo: 20
Paphi: 6
AoshimaMichio: 7
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 8
Beirus: 14
Sarrak: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 11
LuckyKobold: 11
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has vast amounts of good materials.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 20 strong (as of turn 17), which gains 20 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Befriend a tree with extreme vigour
[3] You just befriend a tree. It's a good listener.
Create a new group with npc status called the defenders of reality which is composednof creatures similar to the repair horrors but instead of of focusing on repairing reality they hunt down and destroy those who harm it.
As a repair horror, you cannot create useful minds without points, and your action needs access to useful minds to complete.
Miners mine and builders build!
[6] The miners start strip-mining a star, and request a device that can create any element from hydrogen. The builders take all of your raw materials to build a fortress which needs about ten times as much raw materials as they have but should be secure from everything that isn't a reality warper.
Locate a sapient species and steal their minds.
[2] You can't find one.
bigjaredmonkey: 4
Nunzillor: 16
poketwo: 21
Paphi: 7
AoshimaMichio: 8
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 9
Beirus: 15
Sarrak: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
LuckyKobold: 12
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star and asking for a device that can make any element from hydrogen.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers that needs a lot more material than they have.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 20 strong (as of turn 17), which gains 20 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
The end times are closing once again. Prepare for their coming!
[4] You create a new strain of self-replicating coffee that can dissolve most normal matter and will, if released, teleport to every place of note and start dissolving them, but do not release it.
Miners keep doing their awesome job.
Inform builders that fotress needs to be cabable of space traveling.
Desing and build matter converter. +1
Alterations to fortress plans made.
[5] You create a very efficient matter converter.
Locate a life-bearing planet.
[2] You don't find one.
bigjaredmonkey: 5
Nunzillor: 17
poketwo: 22
Paphi: 8
AoshimaMichio: 8
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 10
Beirus: 16
Sarrak: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
LuckyKobold: 13
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers and can travel through space that needs a lot more material than they have.
Has highly efficient matter converter, being used by miner drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 20 strong (as of turn 17), which gains 20 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Miners mine stuff and convert it into material for builders to build.
Build armored and armed drones to protect miners and builders.
The miners continue to do that.
[6] You divert a lot of material to the construction of the combat drones.
Nice. Consume a cup of normal coffee.
[3] You drink some lukewarm coffee.
ok, go on a time tour with my time machine.
[4] Done.
bigjaredmonkey: 6
Nunzillor: 18
poketwo: 23
Paphi: 9
AoshimaMichio: 9
Generally me: 5
High tyrol: 11
Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
LuckyKobold: 14
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers and can travel through space that needs a lot more material than they have.
Has highly efficient matter converter, being used by miner drones.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 20 strong (as of turn 17), which gains 20 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Build fuckton more miners to enhance raw material harvesting rates. +1
Build fuckton more miners to enhance raw material harvesting rates. +1
assist with this
[5+1+1] You cannibalize most of AoshimaMichio's body to build the miners, then place his "brain" in the incomplete fortress.
Increase spawn rate of space cats +3
[6] You quintuple the spawn rate. There is a bit of discontent at your action.
bigjaredmonkey: 7
Nunzillor: 19
poketwo: 24
Paphi: 10
AoshimaMichio: 9
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 12
Beirus: 18
Sarrak: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
LuckyKobold: 15
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Lacks a main body outside of "brain".
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers and can travel through space that needs a lot more material than they have.
Has highly efficient matter converter, being used by miner drones.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 100 strong (as of turn 21), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Dead.
Resurrect the broccoli mages. +3 points.
[4] Done.
Miners mine the sun, builders build the fortress, guards guard drones.
Connect my brain to the fortress, so it will be my body.
[2] The area you are in doesn't seem to have wiring in yet.
GO TO TURN 2 BULBARIA (before the city was called that)
[3] You arrive at turn 8 bubblaria.
Make the cats capable of teleporting then make them want to kill players +3
[2] They keep meowing at you and it distracts you from your action.
Magic up a base.
[4] You make a pretty good base.
bigjaredmonkey: 8
Nunzillor: 17
poketwo: 25
Paphi: 11
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 13
Beirus: 19
Sarrak: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
LuckyKobold: 16
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 8, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Lacks a main body outside of "brain".
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star.
Builder drones are building a fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers and can travel through space that needs a lot more material than they have.
Has highly efficient matter converter, being used by miner drones.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 100 strong (as of turn 21), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Miners mine the sun, builders build the fortress, guards guard drones.
Connect my brain to the fortress, so it will be my body.
This again with +2 points.
[2+2] You do that, and the builders finish your fortress.
Create a new group with npc status called the defenders of reality which is composednof creatures similar to the repair horrors but instead of of focusing on repairing reality they hunt down and destroy those who harm it.
repeat action but spend all points this time
[6+10] Done. They plan to kill everything that could possibly damage reality. Which is practically identical to killing everything.
bigjaredmonkey: 9
Nunzillor: 18
poketwo: 26
Paphi: 12
AoshimaMichio: 9
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 14
Beirus: 20
Sarrak: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
LuckyKobold: 17
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 8, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are strip-mining a star.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter, being used by miner drones.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 100 strong (as of turn 21), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
Miners mine rest of the sun, builders build warship drones, guards keep guarding.
[6] The miners finish mining the sun, and the yields from that are spent making 14 very powerful warships.
Render ourselves inaccessible to the Defenders of reality.
[6] You isolate yourselves to the point that you cannot leave your current area without removing your protection.
Look into anti-eldritch-horror weapons.
[4] You create some pretty powerful weapons against eldritch horrors, but they aren't quite good enough to fight the big ones.
Create mind control that can work on gods.
[5] Done. It's permanent and cannot normally be removed without points.
bigjaredmonkey: 10
Nunzillor: 19
poketwo: 27
Paphi: 13
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 21
Sarrak: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
LuckyKobold: 18
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 8, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful and docked warship drones.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Well protected from everywhere else.
Isolated from everywhere else, and cannot leave said isolation without losing protection.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
Have a form of permanent mind control that works on gods and cannot normally be removed without points.
Go to the turn 2 on the first few pages of this RTD
[5] Done.
Warships kill all organic lifeforms in this solar system.
Miners mine rest of the solar system.
Builders build carrier drones which are used to transport builders, miners and guards between solar systems.
Desing a communication device that permits instantaneous communication regardless of distance. +1.
[4] The warships wipe out some insignificant life.
[4] The miners gain more resources.
[2] The builders come up with quite a few unworkable designs.
[6+1] You design and build the device, and proof that you will die in 10 turns arrives.
Give cats teleportation+3
[2] You don't do that.
Create a contract saying that the defender do not attack or kill me in any way possible in exchange for (insert something here)
2 for luck + required points
Create a contract saying that the defender do not attack or kill me in any way possible in exchange for (insert something here)
2 for luck + required points
help ROC but make contract also be extended to include all repair horrors anything actively repairing reality allpoints
3 points charged to Roc. [5+2+1+2] They request that you permanently remove the players, including yourselves, from existence in exchange for that.
Create a second shield that we can see and go through.
[6] You do that, and anything can go through it.
See how much power we can get from mass sacrifice.
[1] None whatsoever, even if you sacrifice the righteous.
Apply the mind control to a deity.
[6] You apply the mind control to a god, and then the mind control stops existing. Or even being possible.
bigjaredmonkey: 11
Nunzillor: 20
poketwo: 28
Paphi: 14
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 1
Beirus: 22
Sarrak: 15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
LuckyKobold: 19
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 2, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are mining some planets.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has FTL communication.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Well protected from everywhere else.
Isolated from everywhere else, and cannot leave said isolation without losing protection.
Have practically useless shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
[4] Done. The action's effect happens anyway. Not much changes.
Grant the mages schematics for the ultimate unholy fusion of vegetable and flesh, a food-device capable of remaking the universe in its wielder's image or destroying it utterly: the baconflour. 5 points.
[6+2] You design the baconflour and give the plans to the broccoli mages. It is very hard to control and can be mass-produced by the broccoli mages.
Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
The world would shift to accommodate the changes, but as now quite a time has passed the changes would be unnoticeable. Even if you try to erase, for example, me and Beirus before we become second reality... Someone/something else would fill this role.
Start coffeepocalypsis!
Ok, prevent The Froggy Ninja from switching gravity on turn 3(original)
The world would shift to accommodate the changes, but as now quite a time has passed the changes would be unnoticeable. Even if you try to erase, for example, me and Beirus before we become second reality... Someone/something else would fill this role.
Start coffeepocalypsis!
This.
[3+1] The coffee devours the contents of bigjaredmonkey's reality, and will spread somewhere every turn as long as it can access somewhere of note.
Come up with ideas for anti-player propaganda
[2] You're not quite sure how to get people to fight the players.
Keep mining.
Desing that carrier drone by myself. +1
Builders can then build it.
[4+1] You design a carrier drone with the ability to operate in an unending ocean of acidic coffee, if only for a limited time. Then the builders build some.
Try again with the inner shield.
[4] You modify the inner shield so that it works against attacks that can harm you.
Create the baconflour.
[2] You make a mistake in it's creation, resulting in a mundane mix of bacon and flour.
Look into controlling the acid coffee.
[1] It is uncontrollable. Short of proper application of points, of course.
bigjaredmonkey: 12
Nunzillor: 16
poketwo: 29
Paphi: 15
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 16
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
LuckyKobold: 20
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
Has highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee that will try to destroy everywhere of note if released.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are mining some planets.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Filled with apocalyptic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Well protected from everywhere else.
Isolated from everywhere else, and cannot leave said isolation without losing protection.
Have a shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
Have a nice cup of coffee while watching everything degrading into primal coffee...
[3] You drink some mediocre coffee.
Remove the outer shield.
[4] Done.
Keep trying to make the baconflour.
[2] You continue to not have the baconflour.
The coffee floods the area around AoshimaMichio, forcing the miners to stop mining.
bigjaredmonkey: 13
Nunzillor: 17
poketwo: 30
Paphi: 16
AoshimaMichio: 11
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 3
Beirus: 24
Sarrak: 17
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
LuckyKobold: 21
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
A wizard.
In an unstable area.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Is surrounded by apocalyptic coffee.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Filled with apocalyptic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
All drones get on board of the carrier drones. Travel to area that won't be threatened by coffee for a while. +2
I don't think there is a place that is not your interior that is not threatened by the coffee and would not become threatened if you went there.
Materialize multiple copies of the baconflour and distribute it to the mages. 3 points.
[2+2] Done.
Get some better coffee, damn. I can't watch the last world's moments with this one!
[5] You get some nigh-perfect coffee.
Just checking in. How thoroughly destroyed is Bubblaria?
It's been completely destroyed.
PREVENT GRAVITY FROM FLIPING ON ORIGINAL TURN 3, REQUIRED POINTS+2
7 points charged. [4+2] You cause a time paradox, [2] resulting in the rest of the time before the first reboot becoming inaccessible.
Find out what happened while we were isolated.
[3] Not much happened, as far as you can tell.
Use the baconflours to kill the defenders of reality.
Turn the baconflour's power against the broccoli mages.
[6] [5+2+5 vs. 2+9] The broccoli mages kill about half of the defenders of reality, but the baconflour kills half of the broccoli mages.
The coffee spreads into Elephant parade's area, [2] and dissolves them. Elephant parade: respawn?
bigjaredmonkey: 14
Nunzillor: 15
poketwo: 24
Paphi: 17
AoshimaMichio: 12
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 25
Sarrak: 18
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 19
LuckyKobold: 22
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Is surrounded by apocalyptic coffee.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Filled with apocalyptic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
Is that so? Well then, make me and my extensions immune to all dangerous variants of coffee. +4.
[5+1] You and your extensions are now completely immune to coffee.
Ok, go and see how this affected the turns before the 2nd reboot
It does not appear to have had any major effects on those turns.
Teleport all the coffee into another reality for my use
required points plus 3 for luck
Teleport all the coffee into another reality for my use
required points plus 3 for luck
Slight change: reality the coffee is transported into must be our reality at some point of the time. points needed
Teleport all the coffee into another reality for my use
required points plus 3 for luck
Keep him away from my coffee. required points +5
6 points spent by Roc, 1 point spent by Sarrak, 5 points spent by Beirus.
[5+3] [4] [1+5] Roc teleports all coffee into the reality Sarrak was trying to direct it. On that topic, I would like to know which reality that was.
Look for some non-eldritch-horror beings to oppose the broccoli mages.
[6] You find some aggressive, sapient squid-like creatures near you.
Kill bigjaredmonkey.
[4][3+2+5 vs. 3+3] You commit deicide. bigjaredmonkey: respawn?
bigjaredmonkey: 15
Nunzillor: 16
poketwo: 25
Paphi: 18
AoshimaMichio: 9
Generally me: 5
High tyrol: 5
Beirus: 21
Sarrak: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
LuckyKobold: 23
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, aggressive squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
It was reality we're currently in. It was [4], so, at some point of time in the past/future, I guess.
The coffee arrives in the "real world" several years in the future.
I don't even know how many realities there are or which one I'm in.
If there's still coffee around me then have miners mine it.
If carrier drones do not have FTL drive yet, then desing one and have builders build and install it.
Install FTL communications device into carrier drones and warship drones.
[2] You fail to figure out FTL travel that doesn't need your reality-warping abilities.
You create and install communication devices in those drones.
Search voidspace for anything interesting.
[5] You find some friendly eldritch horrors.
bigjaredmonkey: 16
Nunzillor: 17
poketwo: 26
Paphi: 19
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 6
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 22
Sarrak: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
LuckyKobold: 24
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, aggressive squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
Mine what is left of the solar system and use all remaining raw materials to build more warship drones.
[1] You spend the entire turn looking for remains of the solar system you were in. You don't find any.
"Sup horrors. Wanna be my minions?"
"Sup horrors. Wanna be my minions?"
Make them agree. 1 point + if needed
3 points spent by Sarrak. [5+1] The horrors agree to serve Paphi, but seem somewhat less real afterward.
Make the cats capable of teleporting +5
[1+2] You give your cats short-range teleportation.
Ok so I am ready. I am paying full attention have read the rules and am done messing with poketwo for now. I will focus, I must focus. ok so. lets jsut forget my little mishap where I was being lazy mixed with a bit of multitasking '
I want to put 2 points into trying to make an electric sword. a sword with electricity that is
[4+1] You create an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
I know it have been Long time ago since I Grace with Myself RTD like Imperium Island(Was Milles Rpg) and Riseing of fall, was Minor Cleb once, Madmen of Madmen Make That one RTD became Overpower role-play game
Back in Bold Text Now, See i have see have godhood or even exist still, Also do ant people exist
Neither you nor the ant people still exist. You resume existing.
Collect those squids and their planet.
[3] You relocate about half of their civilization to an inhabitable planet within your shield.
Refine our control over the baconflour.
[6] You find out how to massively weaken a baconflour to gain much greater control over it.
The acidic coffee floods bigjaredmonkey's reality. Again.
bigjaredmonkey: 17
Nunzillor: 18
poketwo: 27
Paphi: 20
AoshimaMichio: 11
Generally me: 2
High tyrol: 7
Beirus: 23
Sarrak: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
LuckyKobold: 25
spazyak: 2
Nosaneinme: 4
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, aggressive squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
summon nurgle and summon a plague of rot start a cult of nurgle (they're basically the same thing)
Summoning nurgle is far beyond your abilities without points.
Pack things and find new solar system to eat.
[6] You find a solar system that is going towards you, in a manner that suggests that it is likely to hit you.
Waited for turn unless Attack then spend 3 point to defend myself
Noted.
Modify the minds of the squids so that they cannot rebel against us.
[6] You make them pacifists.
Create some weakened baconflours.
[6] You create a lot of them, using the nonweakened baconflours. [5] Nothing goes wrong.
The acidic coffee partly floods Sarrak.
bigjaredmonkey: 18
Nunzillor: 19
poketwo: 28
Paphi: 21
AoshimaMichio: 12
Generally me: 3
High tyrol: 8
Beirus: 24
Sarrak: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
LuckyKobold: 26
spazyak: 3
Nosaneinme: 5
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Has solar system that is on a collision course with him.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Have several baconflours.
Have a lot of weakened baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
Send the horrors to drink the coffee. All of it.
[4] They drink the coffee. That does not appear to impede it.
spend 1 point to. Make some power armor, either fall out or warhammer variety they both are kinda the same
[4] Power armor get.
Syncronize movement vector with the new solar system so it won't be a collision, but controlled approarch. +1
Warship drones will eliminate all lifeforms.
Consume whole system in my insatiated hunger to multiply.
[2+1] You dodge into a gas giant. You are unharmed.
Your warships don't find any lifeforms in the system.
[4] Your miners collect the entire gas giant you entered.
By the way, your destined death is near. Maybe you should do something about that.
attempt to repair any know holes/rips/damage to reality if no known holes/rips/damage to reality exist search for them
[2] You don't find or repair any damage to reality.
Store the timemachine in a safe place that it wont be affected by an overpoint action, and that I can go back to after respawning
You cannot access any such place.
I used five point to make TimeSuit something like(http://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Timeshift-3-psd72909.png) expect time abilties last 10 minutes instead 10 sec also add Forward
So go Stop,Slow,Reverse,Forward time to my please(for 10 minutes)
[3+2] Done.
"Hehehe... At last, plenty of good coffee to drink..."
Have a good taste of this all-consuming acidic coffee!
[4] You reach out and drink some of it.
Become immune to any acids (including coffee)required points + 3 for luck
6 points charged. [4+3] You are now immune to all effects of all acids, and die as a result. Become alkaline ghost?
The coffee floods bigjaredmonkey's reality yet again.
bigjaredmonkey: 19
Nunzillor: 20
poketwo: 29
Paphi: 22
AoshimaMichio: 12
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 9
Beirus: 25
Sarrak: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
LuckyKobold: 27
spazyak: 4
Nosaneinme: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Dead.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Has solar system that is on a collision course with him.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Nosaneinme
Has time suit that allows time manipulation up to 10 minutes.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Have several baconflours.
Have a lot of weakened baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
create a star ship for me and e new time lord with the cool suit. Together we will explore and reunite he universe
Edit: frickin iPad is shit
You don't have the needed infrastructure to build a starship without points.
attempt to put the shreds of reality which is sarrack back together
attempt to put the shreds of reality which is sarrack back together
Eh? Alright. Help him! Take needed points from me.
5 points charged to Sarrak. [1+1] The repairs fail.
Have builders build full copy of me. +5
Move half of miners, builders, carriers, warships and remaining raw materials under its control.
Teleport it into another reality in which it will be safe from the death coming to me. +7.
[6+4] The builders build an exact duplicate of you, using plans gained from disassembling you. Except that the copy doesn't have points.
Transfer done.
[5+4] You then teleport it into an area that you cannot interact with without at least 3 points.
Just find the safest place to hide the time machine that I can access after possible death
[1] You keep it with you. After all, overshots are like hurricanes.
see if I can find to steal point from others
And make sure reverse time if I get hit
You can't steal points.
Teleport pre-reboot Cronus into voidspace with me. Alive.
[3] You grab Dreamspace.
Remodify the squid's minds so that they will fight if we command them to.
[3] They will obey commands to fight, but half-heartedly.
The coffee floods the area around AoshimaMichio's duplicate.
bigjaredmonkey: 20
Nunzillor: 21
poketwo: 30
Paphi: 23
AoshimaMichio: 1
Generally me: 5
High tyrol: 10
Beirus: 26
Sarrak: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
LuckyKobold: 28
spazyak: 5
Nosaneinme: 2
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Has unreal-seeming eldritch horror minions.
Has Dreamspace.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Dead.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are very numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 8 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Is in a solar system.
Duplicate exists with same drone count in an area that he cannot access without points.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 1100 strong (as of turn 31), which gains 100 members per turn.
Space cats have short-range teleportation.
spazyak
Has an electric sword that can harm anything it hits.
Nosaneinme
Has time suit that allows time manipulation up to 10 minutes.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35, by his builder drones disassembling him.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Flooded with acidic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Squids will half-heartedly obey commands from them to fight.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Know how to weaken baconflour to gain more control over it.
Have several baconflours.
Have a lot of weakened baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
I can Machine that does or Machine make gain fasting, If i make Timesuit out nothing, I should able do other Doctor doom level of Superscience!
I don't understand your action. Also, you need to spend at least 1 point to do superscience.
put all my points into the creation of a spaceship. Then begin research of how the points work and how they are formed and gained so as to get a better understanding and even find it how to mass produce them, but for not the first part
[2+4] You build an extremely heavily armored spaceship, which is too heavy to reach space under it's own power.
Points work due to being game mechanics. They form by players gaining them at a rate of 1 per turn. They cannot be mass-produced.
Take the assumed thought center of AoshimaMichio and brutally infuse it with, and give it control of, Dreamspace. +9 Yay for interventions!
[3+4] You fuse Dreamspace with AoshimaMichio, immediately causing him to explode, destroying his nearby drones and causing a time paradox. The time paradox is relatively harmless. AoshimaMichio does get preserved in Dreamspace and has some control over it.
With this amount of drones I can just distribute my mind among the drones with FTL communication and not have to worry about destruction of my brain. I AM the drones. +1
Your drones are all either dead or inaccessible.
SCYTHERS HERE, SCYTHERS THERE, SCYTHERS MOTHERFUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!,ALL POINTS
[6+27] You convert everything into densely packed scythers. Everyone but Beirus, Sarrak, AoshimaMichio and High tyrol: respawn?
"Heheheh... Seems I'm beyond repair now - both reality and mind. It was a good ride while it lasted."
Slowly degrade into primal chaos - pulling in all surrounding realities - while remembering the things that passed. All points. It is a good point for the insane god-reality to die.
STOP SARRECKS UNESSISARY DAMAGE TO REALITY. all points
Yes
STOP SARRECKS UNESSISARY DAMAGE TO REALITY.
Now assist with this.
[2+3-2-10] Sarrak is completely repaired and fused with Beirus again. Beirus is also completely repaired. They also cease to be densely packed scythers.
Activate all baconflours everywhere. All points.
The baconflours have been converted into scythers. Do action anyway?
Throw a party to celebrate the repairs to reality.
[1] You can't find any party hats.
bigjaredmonkey: 21
Nunzillor: 22
poketwo: 1
Paphi: 15
AoshimaMichio: 2
Generally me: 6
High tyrol: 1
Beirus: 27
Sarrak: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
LuckyKobold: 29
spazyak: 1
Nosaneinme: 3
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
AoshimaMichio
Is incorporated into Dreamspace.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Almost everything
Is densely packed scythers.
Dreamspace
Has maintenance mind.
Made of dreams.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Squids will half-heartedly obey commands from them to fight.
Expand my control over Dreamspace.
[1] You get quarantined to prevent you from gaining more control.
I'm Alive from SCYTHERS thing, I used two point to sure I mean do have time suit
[2+2] You successfully evade death.
"Damn. I can't even die..."
Start to clear out scyther plague. We don't need them here.
"Damn. I can't even die..."
Start to clear out scyther plague. We don't need them here.
"I know, right?"
Help with this.
[2+1] You clear out about a cubic light-year.
respAwn as he emperor and reclaim my lost items and work on warp engines, I must warn the others of the swarm!
[6] You respawn as the god-emperor of mankind, including his life support.
Your stuff was converted into scythers.
Give the other repair horrors party hats then participate in the party yeaaaaaaaaa.
[5] The party is a huge success.
Reassemble in dreamspace. Look for an eldritch horror or another to kill.
[2] It appears that your powers were also converted into scythers.
ASUME CONTROL OVER A GROUP OF SCYTHERS
[6] You start a cult worshiping you.
Yes. Activate baconflour scythers.
[2+19] You cause a few universe-sized areas to turn into screaming vortexes of twisted and corrupted space.
Mind Control the scythes to kill anything that's not me or a scyther +6
[6+3] You mind control all of them to kill everyone, including you, in a specific order, starting with Beirus.
Remain as a base (or PH 14) ghost
required points plus 2 for luck
((I would think any physical things attacking me will either not hit me (because ghosts are incorporeal) or get dissolved))
[4] You manage to remain undead.
bigjaredmonkey: 22
Nunzillor: 1
poketwo: 2
Paphi: 16
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 2
Beirus: 28
Sarrak: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
LuckyKobold: 30
spazyak: 2
Nosaneinme: 2
Beirus
A reality.
Omniscient.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
AoshimaMichio
Is incorporated into Dreamspace.
Quarantined.
Nosaneinme
Has time suit that allows time manipulation up to 10 minutes.
Spazyak
The god-emperor of mankind, on life support.
poketwo
Has a cult of scythers.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
An alkaline ghost.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
Almost everything
Is densely packed scythers that are trying to kill everyone in a specific order. (Currently on Beirus.)
Dreamspace
Has maintenance mind.
Made of dreams.
Corrupted vortexes
Screaming, twisted, and corrupted vortexes of space.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, pacifist squids are.
Squids will half-heartedly obey commands from them to fight.
Sounds like we need another reset, with me as the sole reality. All points.
Sounds like we need another reset, with me as the sole reality. All points.
Agreed. Help. & two more points for hilarity.
Sounds like we need another reset, with me as the sole reality. All points.
Agreed. Help. & two more points for hilarity.
help add 2 points
USE TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS TO PREVENT BERIUS FROM RESETTING THE UNIVERSE
[1+23+2+2+2-1] You reboot the game, with Beirus being reality. You also reboot the number of visible info spoilers.
This negates the other actions this turn.
You are in a city. What do you do this time?
Beirus: 3
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 3
Sarrak: 3
High tyrol: 3
endlessblaze: 3
Salsacookies: 3
poketwo: 3
spazyak: 3
Let the fire burn high!
[4] You commit arson.
NOW TO WAIT
You successfully do nothing.
Make another city.
[2] You don't seem to have control that fine.
Begin anarcho-socialist revolution.
Begin anarcho-socialist revolution.
assist with this
[2+1] You start an anarcho-socialist movement, but it meets significant resistance.
My unstoppable fleet of self-replicating and star eating drones!!
Meditate for greater truths.
Meditate for greater truths.
find aoshimamicho then meditate with him.
(i reset it because everything was schythers and have no mallace against you or any other player amasing huge amounts of power unless of course they are trying to do something my current form would logically hate.)and even then it would only last until that character died.:)
[6+1] You realize that you are nothing more than puppets controlled by beings that you cannot even reach, no matter how powerful you get.
put all points into starting religion with me as the God.
[6+3] You start a widespread religion worshiping you and ignoring you in favor of killing infidels.
See I have My Timesuit, Just see if an Retcon poof, With Time-suit Abilities Restrict Retconness
You do not have your timesuit.
Think on how I can escape this repeating reality
I suppose you could use a 5-point action to be immune to reboots. Your points would not be protected even then, however.
become a god using all points, get as far away from these lunatics as possible.
[4] You ascend to godhood. Then you go to heaven.
Beirus: 4
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 4
Sarrak: 4
High tyrol: 4
endlessblaze: 1
Salsacookies: 4
poketwo: 4
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
Generally me: 4
"We are puppets..."
Dismiss higher truths I learned as irrelevant. Go to the city and get a job with good salary.
[1] You end up homeless.
Leave heaven, then go to space. Look around and figure out what is around me.
[3] You arrive near some stars.
Ashes to ashes!
[1] You get arrested.
get a job with a good salary but simultaneously attempt to find more about theese "higher powers"
[3] You get a mediocre job, but don't find out much about the "higher powers".
RECRATE TIMESUIT and Add Time Filed that made Bloody Retcon Poof, +4 Point also see if Became god of tinkering and mad science
Your action needs 5 points to work.
Spawn as president of manufacturing conglomerate.
[6] You are now the president of a cereal manufacturing conglomerate.
Make something neat.
[5] You convert a star into a series of massive rings inside each other.
Obtain weapons for the revolution
1 point for luck
[4+1] You acquire a small company of mercenaries and their equipment.
Open a portal to hell
For the lolz
You don't know how to open interdimensional portals.
Beirus: 5
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 5
Sarrak: 5
High tyrol: 5
endlessblaze: 2
Salsacookies: 5
poketwo: 5
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 4
civilize and unite the world! And then the Galaxy with nosaneinme and Aishimamichio by me side
civilize and unite the world! And then the Galaxy with nosaneinme and Aishimamichio by me side
Assist. Mostly because I don't want to be homeless.
Your current abilities are insufficient to do this without points.
Create a planet, with rolling lush grassy plains.
[6] You create a world completely composed of lush grassy plains.
Learn everything +5
[3+2] You gain omniscience.
Try harder and burn the prison!
[6] You burn down the prison with you in it. You do not escape. Respawn?
run for president.
[1] Your campaign fails explosively. That is, it ends in explosions.
Do again with five point
[1] You create a suit that will damage the timeline if used, and is almost indestructible.
Make coffee
[2] You create several substances that superficially resemble coffee.
Now be the people In the anarcho-socialist revolution is armed with weapons,Begin liberating other areas from the oppression called capailist (failed to spell that correctly)
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Now be the people In the anarcho-socialist revolution is armed with weapons, Begin liberating other areas from the oppression called capailist (failed to spell that correctly)
Assist. The revolution starts here!
[4] You seize control of the city.
Retool factories for weapons manufacturing in opposition to capitalism-threatening anarcho-communism. Lobby government for support.
[1] You get arrested for arms dealing before you can start manufacturing weapons.
Beirus: 6
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 6
Sarrak: 6
High tyrol: 6
endlessblaze: 3
Salsacookies: 6
poketwo: 6
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 5
On my planet create rivers of liquid fire
(not magma, it should be like water, but with flames coming off it)
Also make the grass very resistant to heat, so that this will only scorch the grass on the riverbank and there will be no fires on the plains
[1] You alter the grass so that it bursts into flame in sunlight. The surface becomes barren quickly.
Go exploring unexplored lands. Maybe I will find a treasure?
[5] You find a chest full of gold.
Fix it the timeline Destroy Bug, Remove those kind Kinks, Then Put on Suit out TimeField shield(Which used time to make bullet,Bolt,Etc disappar from my time-steam)Use one point
I want to Suit usable without that problem.
[2] You seem to not be able to modify the suit.
Perfect. Now abolish currency and private property and begin aggressively pushing into other populated areas. 1 point.
Perfect. Now abolish currency and private property and begin aggressively pushing into other populated areas. 1 point.
Counter +1, while posting bail and beginning weapons manufacturing. +2
Nunzillor's actions are invalid because of being more than 1 action. Same for Paphi.
Make actual coffee.
[2] You continue to only make non-coffee.
spend 2 points to spread my power to the city I am in and the near by cities
[6+1] You convert the entire government of the province to you-ism.
Respawn, meditate.
Respawn, meditate.
find sarrack and meditate with him
[1+1] Your meditation yields no insights to the nature of reality whatsoever.
Create a portal to hell, on earth, then watch
[6] You open a portal to hell just under the city. The city somehow survives falling through.
Beirus: 7
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 7
Sarrak: 7
High tyrol: 7
endlessblaze: 4
Salsacookies: 7
poketwo: 7
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 6
Do again with Point one(Shouldn't I have two point)
Again, the suit now needs 3 points to modify.
get the grass back and try agian
make more darkness theme stuff.
Exist. Wave in a friendly wave to everyone.
wave back because I'm a friendly guy
smite cool rune because I am the god of whims and impulse. its not like he has anything invested into the game yet anyways
You only get 1 action per turn, not including respawning, ordering minions around and actions with practically no effect.
spread my influence so I can reunite humanity and save humanity! All can join me or fall to the test of time and blade
[3] You attempt to recruit some demons to your cause. Several join you due to amusement.
Summon into existence an interstellar alien race in a habitable planet which is nearby earth.
You're not that powerful.
Meditation is a long and harsh road. Meditate more!
[3] You learn how to tell which dimension you're in.
study angel summoning
[3] You find out how to summon weak angels.
Use treasure to fund my search for ruins of ancient yet highly advanced civilization.
[6] You find the ruins of a civilization that somehow summoned and sealed a being from beyond the universe. You learn that by damaging the seal. [1] You suddenly realize that you must cleanse this world of life.
Dammit, make perfect coffee.
[1] You create the worst coffee you have ever tasted.
Exist. Wave in a friendly wave to everyone.
[1] You scream profanities at everyone. Someone waves at you for some reason.
Beirus: 8
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 8
High tyrol: 8
endlessblaze: 5
Salsacookies: 8
poketwo: 8
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 7
Coolrune206: 4
Awesome! Which dimension I'm in? Meditate some more.
You're in hell. [3] You learn how to reply to telepathy.
Make an avatar.
[2] You fail at building an avatar, but find that it is definitely possible.
I have found my calling.
Find ancient weapons of mass destruction from the ruins. +1 for luck.
[6+1] You find a device that will destroy Earth and almost everything on it if activated.
build a space ship for aoshimamichio to use to help us reclaim the Galaxy for humanity 3 points
AoshimaMichio appears to be attempting to kill everyone on Earth. Are you sure that you want to do that?
become that powerful
You could work for with me to reclaim and rebuild for humanity
NEVER, smite spazyak for trying to be friendly.
[5+3 vs. 4] Generally me easily maims spazyak. Then spazyak's demons keep him from bleeding out.
FIND ONE OF THOSE STARGATES
What stargates?
Post bail.
[2] There is no bail.
Scream so many profanities that I become a minor God of hate. +As many points as needed.
1 point charged. [4] Done.
im in an evil mood, smite coolrune, FOR THE EVULZ!
oh and no hard feelings rune, don't worry, I wont smite you when you get something established.
[4+4] vs. 1+3] endlessblaze wounds Coolrune206, but not lethally.
become that powerful
You could work for with me to reclaim and rebuild for humanity
NEVER, smite spazyak for trying to be friendly.
I the God of mane kind, let me put this simply, I ha e power and control, billions serve me and. Just by saying that there are hundreds after you. So you can give up, or die! Understand
Your worshipers don't even listen to you.
abolish currency
1 for luck
[2+1] You replace currency with a barter system.
Beirus: 9
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 9
High tyrol: 9
endlessblaze: 6
Salsacookies: 9
poketwo: 9
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 8
Coolrune206: 5
spend 4 points to not be reliant on life support and to be in a new more powerful form. oh ad attack generalyme with my demons
USE THE WEAPON!
Destory the Weapon 3 points for luck
Stop him, I must help my admiral of the imperial navy
These are multiple non-minion actions. Also you don't need life support right now.
With 3 point in hand, NOW MODIFY THE TIME-SUIT
[5] You successfully alter the timesuit so that it permits unlimited range time stuff without damaging the timeline.
Become powerful enough to summon whole civilisations and planets into existence +4
If I can't do that then I will just Ill heal Spazyak but that's only if I can't do the above.
[4+1] Done.
summon 1 angel focus on finding one as wise as possible
[5] You summon a wise, loyal and stealthy angel.
Barrage endlessblaze with hate so much that he and everything he cares for is destroyed. Also heal. +As many points as needed.
Barrage endlessblaze with hate so much that he and everything he cares for is destroyed. Also heal. +As many points as needed.
abort current action, calm the minor god of hate known as cool rune.
No points spent. [1+2 vs. 2+3] Coolrune is blocked from starting further combat against endlessblaze, and is supernaturally calmed down.
Riot! +3
[5+3] You inspire worldwide riots, heavily damaging most governments.
Meditate while waiting for a telepathic contact.
[2] Nothing interesting happens while you meditate.
USE THE WEAPON!
USE THE WEAPON!
Destory the Weapon 4 points for luck
[3 vs. 2+3] Roc destroys the weapon without side effects.
Create a time machine. Spend 3 points.
[4+2] You build a controlled time portal that you can't turn off.
Beirus: 10
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 9
Sarrak: 10
High tyrol: 10
endlessblaze: 7
Salsacookies: 6
poketwo: 10
spazyak: 5
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 6
Use timesuit before the time portal is made and Punch man so that he can't make time portal
"WHAT YOU THINK, you could rip timespace that does perm damge"
[3] You manage to prevent the activation of the time portal via punching.
"God damnit! How I'm supposed to kill all living without effective weapon?"
Find another weapon that can be used to clean out all life on planet.
[5] You find an automated and extremely powerful tank. It requests orders from you.
Create a weaker copy of myself. That is completely loyal to me.
[6] First sentence done.
increase my power +3 (become even a more powerful god), start a large army +2. tell my servants to build me a ship that can navigate the stars
Your first two actions aren't minion-ordering. [3] Your demons start building a starship, but tell you that they don't have anything that can make it go faster than light.
Ascend to become a major god of hate! + needed points!
Am I the most powerful deity yet? :P
3 points spent. [1] You lose your divinity.
I follow in the steps of Siddhartha. +5 points
[5+4] You transcend your material form and merge with hell. You now are in constant mental contact with every demon, and have complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Beirus: 11
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 10
Sarrak: 6
High tyrol: 11
endlessblaze: 8
Salsacookies: 7
poketwo: 11
spazyak: 6
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 7
Coolrune206: 4
Become immune to rebooting +6
Ask my copy if he would back hand anyone trying to become gods
My minion can do an action as well? If he can't just ignore it.
[1+1] You fail to set up a defense against reboots.
Your copy states that he would not smite someone for attempting to gain godhood.
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
abort current action. assist in stopping this
ask angel for assistance in stopping aoshimamicho cancel old action
The angel states that they can't help you stop AoshimaMichio, and immediately tells some demons to seal the portal above the city because of the imminent destruction. The demons then seal the portal.
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
abort current action. assist in stopping this
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
abort current action. assist in stopping this
ask angel for assistance in stopping aoshimamicho cancel old action
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
[/b]
Do same thing to happen to him
From the ashes, let the glorious anarcho-socialist revolution be reborn!
((are you implying that the Anarcho-socialist revolution have died?))
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
Assist with stopping this with 1 for luck
I assume that High tyrol wishes to help prevent AoshimaMichio destroying the world. [6+10+4 vs. 6+1+2+3+1+1+1+1] Earth is converted into a lifeless rock. The tank and seal survive without much more damage. AoshimaMichio and Paphi: respawn?
Let them burn, let them burn!
Raining down Armageddon,
Let them burn, let them burn!
Their precious world is gone!
I won't care
that they're going to scream!
Let the fire rage on!
ALL POINTS IN. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFg7esxnrXs)
Have my minions stop him +2. Points, have minions increase my power 3 points
[5+3] Your demons convert you into a construct of demonic magic. You have access to magic and are harder to kill, but are repelled by religious stuff.
I decide to take a different path. Hate is not rewarding. I will become a major deity of healing to make up for all of those I have injured! +Needed points!
3 points spent. [2] Apparently not.
From the ashes, let the glorious anarcho-socialist revolution be reborn!
It's still present in the city, and there's nowhere else with living humans.
Beirus: 12
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 1
Sarrak: 7
High tyrol: 12
endlessblaze: 9
Salsacookies: 8
poketwo: 12
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 8
Coolrune206: 5
Ask copy why not?
Your copy states that it is risky and has little reward.
Perform a ritual to imbed my space ship with magical properties allowing it ftl capabilities+1 point for luck
[2+1] You give your starship the ability to go about 3 times the speed of light.
Job done and life is cleansed.
Respawn as an angel.
[4] Done. You are in heaven.
Repeat last action but this time with a +2.
I decide to take a different path. Hate is not rewarding. I will become a major deity of healing to make up for all of those I have injured! +Needed points!
5 points charged. [2+2] You ascend. Again.
Oh, good. Better get moving on abolishing all forms of currency.
[6] You make everything in the city freely available. Including government positions. The city is now practically an anarchy.
Repeat last action but this time with a +2.
I decide to take a different path. Hate is not rewarding. I will become a major deity of healing to make up for all of those I have injured! +Needed points!
assist him via space magic as we will need plenty of healers for rebuilding earth
You only have demon magic.
Beirus: 13
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 2
Sarrak: 8
High tyrol: 13
endlessblaze: 10
Salsacookies: 9
poketwo: 13
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 6
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 9
Coolrune206: 1
Ask my copy what it would like to do?
Your copy decides to rule a world.
conquer another planet for the city to rest on
[2] It seems that hell doesn't have any planets.
Heal all currently injured players.
[2] You heal all uninjured players. That doesn't do much.
Convience heavenly host to assist high tyrol.
[5] You get the forces of heaven to agree to aid High tyrol. However, they cannot go to hell whenever they want.
cleanse the underworld!!!!!!!
You attack some demons. Then they kill you. Respawn?
Time Jump Before the Blast
Can i do this?
You go back in time to before Earth is cleared of life, but after the city enters hell.
Create central location where produced goods can be acquired by the populace, each according to their needs and performance. Edit: as defined by an impartial computer.
[5] Done. The computer is incorruptible short of mind control.
Create some life on a small planet.
[1] You deorbit that planet.
Beirus: 14
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 3
Sarrak: 9
High tyrol: 14
endlessblaze: 11
Salsacookies: 10
poketwo: 14
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 7
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 10
Coolrune206: 2
respawn as an member of the military for the socialistic cybocracy
[4] Done. You are a private.
Heal so much that I continue ascending.
INB4 I become some sort off deity of uselessness.
[3] You heal yourself, but do not ascend further.
Rally the people of the city to conquer Hell. Where angels have failed, socialists will prevail! 1 point.
[2] Your troops mostly die or get captured, but the demons don't invade the city.
Ask my clone if he would like some help in what he is doing. If yes assist.
Your clone accepts your offer of assistance.
Useing my points I warp reality in such a way that resetting the universe will not harm my creations, instead they are simply placed some were safe. And also prevent anyone that is not me from altering them without my permission.
5 points charged. [5] Done.
rebuild the planet that the city was on before. 3 points
[3] You restore some of Earth's life, but humans are still gone.
Make an inhabited world under my rule.
[5+1] You create a barren world with a few tribes of mortals.
Beirus: 15
Nosaneinme: 6
AoshimaMichio: 4
Sarrak: 10
High tyrol: 15
endlessblaze: 7
Salsacookies: 11
poketwo: 15
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 8
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 11
Coolrune206: 3
Jump Forward now After the Wipe.
You go through the portal, then go to after Earth is cleared of life, assuming that you intended to go to Earth.
Clone myself, and then give that clone the power to split into two more of me as many times as he wants, until clones of the Healing God are everywhere! + Needed points!
3 points charged. [6] You replace all matter in Hell with extremely tiny clones of you.
Rise into rank of archangel.
[5] You gain the rank of archangel, including increased power and revival when killed.
make demonically infused clones of the humans still in the one city using dark demonic magic
[6] Done. They think their cloning is a miracle and are now universally religious. That forces you to leave.
Sign treaty with the demons. In treaty, demand return of captured soldiers and offer defensive pact.
[3] The demons request payment for returning their prisoners and offer a non-aggression pact instead of a defensive pact.
report for duty and wait for my assignment
Done.
Make my world less barren.
Clone myself, and then give that clone the power to split into two more of me as many times as he wants, until clones of the Healing God are everywhere! + Needed points!
That is a really bad idea. 1 messed up roll and it turns into an extinction event.
Help clone unless it has anything to do with killing me.
[6+1] You make that world into a stable and thriving death world. The tribes are quickly wiped out.
Beirus: 16
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 5
Sarrak: 11
High tyrol: 16
endlessblaze: 8
Salsacookies: 12
poketwo: 16
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 9
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 12
Coolrune206: 1
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use demonic Magic to corrupt the tiny clones that just consumed my home (hell) into my servants +2 points
You ass you just consumed my home! I'm taking the minions you have in my home and making them mine!
Request aid in defending the purity of my clones. C'mon, people, we have a self replicating army of cute healing clones, and if they are corrupted, they could easily learn how to un-heal. This is bad. Then, spend one point defending my clones.
Should I get a bonus because the clones are loyal to me?
tell my demons this will be more beneficial when we have pup-allies with us, also they will get money from looting space orks
use demonic Magic to corrupt the tiny clones to serve me2 points
Remove the mini healing clones power to clone themselves+1
Ask my clone if he could help me.
I feel I should state that Coolrune's clones are all deities and replaced individual subatomic particles. So spazyak and Generally me are nowhere close to having enough power to preform their actions with only 1 point. Coolrune's action is negated by not being needed.
Spawn as a planet.
[3] You are now a moon.
Refuse to budge, and politely ask them to reconsider. If possible, put the city's best demon-diplomat on the case.
I'm feeling rather conflicted. I think I will just see how things develop for now. Edit: which basically means trying to throw my lot in with the demons/spazyak.
Most of the demons do not serve or care about spazyak. I can't tell if you want to cancel your first action, so I am not executing it.
Lead divine army to smite these heathens who are making deals with demons.
Also rescue people who demons captured if possible.
[6] You lethally smite Nunzillor and accidentally kill the prisoners. Nunzillor: respawn?
The Earth
You are now on Earth in the present.
look at my planet what I got s far
The surface is still barren, but most of it's volume is still filled with grassy plains.
Create some new intelligent life on my world.
[4] You create a few tribes of mortals in a relatively safe area.
Beirus: 17
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 6
Sarrak: 12
High tyrol: 17
endlessblaze: 9
Salsacookies: 13
poketwo: 17
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 10
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 13
Coolrune206: 2
GM why can't I at least take out a few clones I mean I am Omniscient which basically means if there is a possible way to win. I know how to do it. I also upgraded my power that I could summon whole interstellar civilizations. I feel like that would be enough to at least face a few clones.
While you are capable of taking out a few of Coolrune's clones, your action was worded to include all of them and you would have a chance of failure even if you fought very few of them.
Direct my little deity army to resurrect nunzillor so much that he has multiple lives.
(No hard feelings, you horrible demons.)
Smite Generally Me, and have my little clone guys keep me alive via healing magic. + 2 points (Preferably before he yoinks my little guys)
Get enough power to be able to do my last action +required points +1
Kill CoolRune206 and get my clone to help +2
Coolrune I wasn't going to steal your minions just stop them from infinitely cloning.
GM why can't I at least take out a few clones I mean I am Omniscient which basically means if there is a possible way to win. I know how to do it. I also upgraded my power that I could summon whole interstellar civilizations. I feel like that would be enough to at least face a few clones.
Generally me's clone refuses to help fight Coolrune206. [2+5+2 vs. 3+5+2] Generally me defeats Coolrune, but Coolrune's clones prevent his death.
Become the only moon around my planet via collision.
If I am already, attract asteroids, comets, etc to myself.
If divinity or such is required to affect these forces while I'm a celestial body, instead spend 5 points to acquire them.
[2] You miss your planet's other moons repeatedly.
become demon lord conquer orcs telling them that if they work for me they will get lots of battles to fight 3 points for demon lord
[3] You become a demon. [5] Your demons quickly seize control over a lot of orcs.
Continue holy crusade against demon worshippers.
[3] You clear out a few cults, but the demons evade you.
Spawn as demon lord Quel'Tal'Toth, bane of the host of heaven.
[3] You are a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
make the grass fire resistant, to the point were it wont burn, (but will scorch black in the presence of extreme heat)
[1] You accidentally torch half of your planet.
Do science
1 point for luck
[2+1] You dissect some demonic wildlife.
Do Super-Science 5 point
[5+4] You build an army of self-replicating robots.
Beirus: 18
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 7
Sarrak: 13
High tyrol: 18
endlessblaze: 10
Salsacookies: 14
poketwo: 18
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 10
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 14
Coolrune206: 1
Spawn an interstellar civilisation that follows my commands +1
Also ask my clone why he doesn't help me. Especially after I helped him.
Your clone states that they are not interested in fighting gods or beings of similar power.
[4+1] You create a loyal interstellar civilization that is relatively well equipped to fight a war with a god.
Create a dark citadel made from slade from which demons may train and fortify themselves. 3 points.
[5+2] You create an elaborate and deathtrap-filled citadel.
make the grass fire resistant, to the point were it wont burn, (but will scorch black in the presence of extreme heat)
KEEP TRYING
[6] You alter the grass on your planet so that it keeps the area around it cold and can survive doing that.
Praise God and ask Him if it is time for Judgement Day.
[3] God replies by stating that Judgement Day has been canceled due to poor attendance.
Tell my little cloning healers that if they stick around, some of them might be corrupted. Ask them politely to flee to a place where the Generally Me cannot find them, and to use their healing magic to un-corrupt any of them that might become corrupted, lest the corruption spread and overtake them all. Then, leave hell and seek people to heal.
Your clones state that they are not aware of any place that Generally me cannot find them, and also that them leaving hell will kill almost everything in it. Due to that, they politely refuse to leave hell.
[4] You then heal some people.
donate all my points to aoshima micha
You can't give away points.
Expand my being to include control over my sibling moons. +5
[3+2] You are now every moon around your planet.
practice demonic arts on an uninhabited planet to empower my orcs and daemons!
You can't reach any uninhabited planet right now.
Beirus: 19
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 14
High tyrol: 19
endlessblaze: 11
Salsacookies: 15
poketwo: 19
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 11
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 10
Coolrune206: 2
Oh no! Ask God if he allows me to enact localized the Judgement Day. Sinners must be punished! +1
[4+1] God grants you permission to enact Judgement Day and the ability to judge souls directly.
Find out what is a sin to God by asking the high priest
1 for luck
[2+1] According to the priest, most sins against God are blasphemy or idolatry.
Bind a seemingly infinite number of demons to my will. The angel is right: Judgement Day is coming, with God's blessing or without. Needed points + 2.
5 points charged. [1+2] You summon an army of demons of approximately equal strength to AoshimaMichio's forces.
Align into a total solar eclipse.
[5] You do that.
Create Jim the space unicorn. Who follows my commands.
[5] You create Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Create Tim the space unicorn. Who follows MY commands. +1 point.
[4+1] You create Tim, who is identical to Jim except for his name and who he is loyal to.
Become daemon overlord, pit fiend of the damned and the orcs!
[5] You take over this region of Hell without much chaos or damage.
Beirus: 20
Nosaneinme: 6
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 15
High tyrol: 20
endlessblaze: 12
Salsacookies: 16
poketwo: 20
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 11
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 11
Coolrune206: 2
Right then. Nunzillor, spazyak, endlessblaze and Coolrune206! Judgement Day is coming near your local supermarket. It's time to put demons into the prison they belong! Permanently. +All points.
Right then. Nunzillor, Judgement Day is coming near your local supermarket. It's time to put demons (and sinners) into the prison they belong! +Whatever points is needed, I guess none.
Help coolrune
3 points
"Very well, the Demons actually have a point behind their argument. The forces of Good have been so corrupt that they are now Forces of Evil. Army of Clones, this man intends to kill all mortals with souls. We cannot allow this to happen, as our role is to keep all people alive. Join thy power with mine, and seal him away so that he can harm no one!"
Imprison Aoshima in a jail of Onyx, then condense that jail into a single particle and seal it behind a near-impenetrable gate. Shrink that down too, and hold it in my pocket. Have all my clones assist me, as they are helping to save many lives. + 2 points
And as a side action,
Release Tim to be free as an NPC, but make it so that no one else can corrupt him or control him as theirs. He will still obey my commands, but he will also have a free will, and will work to better the world. Tell him to convince Jim to do the same.
"Very well, the Demons actually have a point behind their argument. The forces of Good have been so corrupt that they are now Forces of Evil. Army of Clones, this man intends to kill all mortals with souls. We cannot allow this to happen, as our role is to keep all people alive. Join thy power with mine, and seal him away so that he can harm no one!"
Imprison Aoshima in a jail of Onyx, then condense that jail into a single particle and seal it behind a near-impenetrable gate. Shrink that down too, and hold it in my pocket. Have all my clones assist me, as they are helping to save many lives. + 2 points
And as a side action,
Release Tim to be free as an NPC, but make it so that no one else can corrupt him or control him as theirs. He will still obey my commands, but he will also have a free will, and will work to better the world. Tell him to convince Jim to do the same.
assist. as a god I can not allow my future creations to be harmed by this fool.
[2+7 vs. 3+5+2+1+3+1] AoshimaMichio is sealed in Coolrune's pocket and cannot escape without at least 3 points. Due to being effectively incapable of acting, he may respawn.
Become immune to reboots +6
Ask my clone if he can look after Jim for a while and protect him.
[2+1] You gain one-use immunity to reboots.
Your clone agrees to look after Jim.
Utilizing the mystical power of celestial alignment, summon forth voidbeasts onto my planet. +X+3
4 points charged. [2+3] You cover your planet with voidbeasts.
And as a side action,
Release Tim to be free as an NPC, but make it so that no one else can corrupt him or control him as theirs. He will still obey my commands, but he will also have a free will, and will work to better the world. Tell him to convince Jim to do the same.
You cannot apply anti-mind-control defenses of that strength without points.
"You say spazyak is evil, but no one's hands are clean. Did you not manipulate God with 'points,' Aoshima, to give you the answer to your question that you wanted to hear?
You have corrupted God Himself!"
New action: Inform God of the archangel's misdeeds and recommend the angel descend as a mortal or demon.
God states that He does not consider the use of points for bonuses to be anything more than enhancing luck, and as such He will not punish AoshimaMichio for that.
Beirus: 21
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 1
Sarrak: 16
High tyrol: 21
endlessblaze: 13
Salsacookies: 17
poketwo: 21
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 8
Coolrune206: 1
Go talk to AoshimaMichio's God see if he wants to play a nice game of chess.
Also ask Jim and Timothy(my clones name now) to come with me.
Since I'm omniscient I already know where he is right? Technically I also know who wins and how they win but let's not get into to that.
[1] You lose by a wide margin against God. You also bring Jim and Timothy with you to see your defeat.
now.....GIVE MY PLANET RIVERS OF LUQIUD FIRE
[4] Done.What is the alignment of the church that worship this god?
1 point for luck
[6+1] You gain complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who ever worshiped God. You do not gain the ability to reliably access that information.
Apologies to ashimo's god and say it was sad, but necessary and that I hope for better relations in the future. Turn hell into a more business like place with a child center., work recreational area, and open workspaces +1 to hell reorganization
God does not reply. [2+1] You find that a child center is impractical and work recreational areas are already present. You add open workspaces to your section of hell.
I have failed my God. Pray for forgiveness.
God informs you that He has forgiven your failure, but cannot remove you from your prison.
Release Tim as an NPC then without the aforementioned mind control. Then, create some other random NPC's unaligned with anyone to do random stuff.
"Truly sorry, Aoshima's God, but he called me a pretender. Surely we can both acknowledge each other's existence? I have millions of self-replicating followers and you have... at least one insane knight. Mayhaps we could work together to form some kind of Polytheistic religion? Although to be honest, my self-replicating followers are also gods. Ah, well. Time to release Tim upon the world."
You release Tim as an NPC.
God states that He does not care whether or how mortals worship Him anymore and that He is aware of your divinity.
My voidbeasts will create a portal to Earth +2 while I make my planet more advantageous for my pets and hostile to most else +3
[4+2] Your voidbeasts open a portal to Earth, near the seal on the horror that controlled AoshimaMichio. [5] It seems that voidbeasts are immune to it's mind control.
[3+2] You make your planet weaken everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Create a therapy center in Hell where the damned can receive voluntary treatment to help them come to terms with their new situation.
[4] Done.
Wander around the nearby stars.
[6] While you wander, you see a few eldritch horrors. They notice you.
Beirus: 22
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 2
Sarrak: 17
High tyrol: 22
endlessblaze: 14
Salsacookies: 18
poketwo: 22
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 2
Simulate revenge against those who trapped me in my mind.
[4] You successfully fantasize about revenge.
Forge a powerful weapon called "The Protector" which gives a large buff to attacks on players or creatures who are attacking or are about to attack another living organism, planet, really anything. +2
"Tim, if you want to retreat to me, I will assist you in battle. Just as soon as I finish this sword."
[1+2] You create the Protector, which is a weapon powerful enough for an untrained wielder to be equal to a small army when active. It's not powerful enough for it to be a useful weapon for you.
Discuss with God about healing gods that infinitely clone themselves and whether that is a good idea over another game of chess.
Jim and Timothy join in the conversation I want to see your views as well.
God states that He does not consider them dangerous as they are, and that His biggest concern regarding them is that someone may mind-control most or all of them.
Jim does not have a notable opinion.
Timothy considers deliberately creating those to be foolish, and curtailing their expansion to be desirable, if possible.
[1] God somehow defeats you again at chess.
Create a portal between heaven and hell.
[1] You find that directly connecting heaven and hell is blocked by a divine barrier.
My pets will drain the horror's power +1 while I examine my moon-selves.
[4+1] The voidbeasts manage to drain some power from the sealed horror without any further damage to the seal.
[2] You fail to learn much of anything about your surfaces.
I Conquer NPC Planet with Robo Army
The only planets you can reach with the robot army are Earth and Paphi's planet.
Twist the power the voidbeasts are draining from me so that it damages the seal.
[5] You manage to damage your seal enough for you to extend a tendril out.
Check on the tribes on my world.
[5] They're doing quite well, and have figured out that you exist.
Retrieve the angels still in Hell.
[3] You only retrieve about half of AoshimaMichio's army.
Flee from the eldritch horrors.
[4] You successfully escape their gazes.
Beirus: 23
Nosaneinme: 9
AoshimaMichio: 3
Sarrak: 18
High tyrol: 23
endlessblaze: 15
Salsacookies: 19
poketwo: 23
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 13
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 1
((I think we might need the good old "Player states" spoiler again.))
Here it is.
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a lot of orcs.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a large power boost (For mortals) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Sealed in Coolrune's pocket.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Examin in great detail my curent planet.
Are there caverns?
What's the surface like.
There are caverns taking up most of the planet's volume, about half of the caverns are lush grassy plains and the rest is barren, not counting the rivers of liquid fire.
The surface is nearly completely barren.
Study Coolrune's power from inside.
[3] You learn that Coolrune has a limited ability to alter reality.
watch seals and find a way to stop the eldrich horrors from coming through +2 to that.
[4+1] You figure out exactly how the seal works and how to repair it or create a new one. You also see that anti-mind-control wards would be helpful.
Concentrate the siphoned power to a champion beast +1 which will then drain the horror's remaining power to me+2
[4][4] You manage to focus the siphoned power to a voidbeast without being affected. [5+1 vs. 3+3] The beast manages to transfer about a quarter of the sealed horror's power to you. [6-2] You manage to completely resist the side effects of your stolen power.
Agree with them both and see if God is feeling up to a game of four in a row. It's surprisingly tactical. Also ask gods opinion on oaths.
God states that He does not concern Himself with mortal oaths. He also states that He demands that His servants follow any oaths that they make.
[5] You manage to defeat God by a wide margin at four in a row.
Upgrade the sword, +1.
"Aoshima, if you wish to come out, you must swear to your deity not to harm either I, or the people who assisted me in imprisoning you. Are these terms fair?"
[3+1] You increase the Protector's power to be a noticeable increase to your own.
((Can I join this? And if so, will someone fill me in on what's going on?))
Yes, you can join. At the moment, the city that the players started in is in Hell, Earth is devastated, and the local area of Hell is ruled by spazyak.
With Nine point in my hand, I WILL GREATEST SPACESHIP THAT MY MIND CAN THINK OF
[3+6] You convert Australia into a spaceship with enough resources to take over entire worlds, defenses against almost all forms of attack, an internal factory, and a formerly-sealed world-destroying eldritch horror that is compelled to serve you controlling it.
"Very well. I will defer to your judgement."
Begin construction of monorail between Heaven and Hell.
[4] You build an interdimensional monorail between heaven and hell. Some angels quickly arrive to guard it.
Destroy Paphi's portal.
[3] You significantly weaken that portal.
Have the rest of the angels in Hell ride the monorail out.
[6] The army of angels accidentally damages the monorail.
Beirus: 24
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 4
Sarrak: 19
High tyrol: 24
endlessblaze: 16
Salsacookies: 20
poketwo: 24
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a lot of orcs.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a large power boost if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Sealed in Coolrune's pocket.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Create a series of castes within my pets, from breeders to builders to soldiers, +2. Have them reinforce the portal and defend it as necessary in the meantime.
[3+2] You create an orderly, stable and helpful caste system.
[2] The voidbeasts fail to reinforce the portal, and can't get a lot of forces in place to defend it.
Create a assault course for me, God, Jim and Timothy to have a race in. No flying allowed. Or teleporting.
[5] You create a fairly challenging assault course.
Make the monorail 3 times as fast and give it loops to make it more entertaining. Don't worry about the damage; the monorail's new semi-functional nature will draw in the thrill seekers.
[1] You completely destroy the monorail.
"You have yet to swear to your god, and for him to accept it. Once you both do that, you will be released."
More power to my sword! +1! I will make this sword godly!
(How much damage does it do now?)
Release Aoshima as a side-action.
[4+1] You strengthen the Protector even further. It now gives a +4 in combat for standard deities when active, and is practically unstoppable to normal mortals.
You also release AoshimaMichio.
"You have yet to swear to your god, and for him to accept it. Once you both do that, you will be released."
More power to my sword! +1! I will make this sword godly!
(How much damage does it do now?)
"Allright then. I swear to my god that I will not harm either you or the "people" who assisted you in imprisoning me."
Swear and be released.
Investigate how easily Coolrune's clones can be mindcontrolled.
Oath sworn.
[2] You fail to gain any information about the mental defenses of Coolrune's clones.
make anti-mind control seals for keeping the eldrich horror in check and check in on earth 2.0 and make sure that Australia is fine +1 for seals
[2+1] You create a seal that should be able to contain the eldritch horror that mind controls people. Assuming you can shove it behind the seal. On that topic, Australia has been turned into a spaceship controlled by that eldritch horror.
Finish destroying Paphi's portal.
[5] You manage to completely remove the portal.
Beirus: 25
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 5
Sarrak: 20
High tyrol: 25
endlessblaze: 17
Salsacookies: 21
poketwo: 25
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a lot of orcs.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Sealed in Coolrune's pocket.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
perhaps i should give you the seal to capture it then. I know how to stop these things that way i can go back and make sure that the horror's armies don't take earth.
That would make this much faster, yes. If you have it delivered to my champion, I'm sure it will be put to good use.
give him a squad of daemon and orc commandos and my space ship along with a couple seals.
btw my space ship:
(http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/spaceship-concept-design-by-Karanak-13.jpg)
Race. Who ever wins gets one favour from the others.
God and Timothy do not agree to those terms.
give seal to paphi and assist him with magic, go and attempt to stop the hoorror's troops from invading earth.+1 point to stopping troop
The horror has no troops. Due to that, I am only executing your assistance of Paphi.
use seal and demonic magic to contain eldrich horror so that it can't harm anyone+1 point
Assist.
I hadn't even realized those horrors were the same. I will create a portal between my planet and Australia myself +1, then invade with my minions, my champion serving as commander.
Since the Eldrith Horror has attacked the portal, and is a demonic being made only to kill people, I'm pretty sure the protector would work against it, right?
Smiteth the eldritch being! Also, check up on Tim whose action was apparently not considered.
[1+1] Paphi fails to create a portal for the voidbeasts to pass through. Due to that, everyone but Cooltune's actions cannot be executed.
[3+5 vs. 1+6] Coolrune manages to seal the horror away despite lacking aid and the Protector not activating. Also, Tim is unharmed.
Quietly organize a rebel movement among the (presumably) enslaved masses of Hell.
EDIT: Or just find some gullible anarchists. I don't care either way. I just need some disposable meatbags of some sort.
Quietly organize a rebel movement among the (presumably) enslaved masses of Hell.
EDIT: Or just find some gullible anarchists. I don't care either way. I just need some disposable meatbags of some sort.
"Ah. Can we talk about this?"
Agressively investigate and stop any attempts at rebellion that are uncovered. Peacefully, utilizing any demon diplomats provided. 1 point.
[2-1-1] DoctorMcTaalik is arrested for attempting to rebel.
Do more science
[4] You find out how to use basic demonic magic.
Spawn. Be a superhero.
[5] You are a superhero with flight, near-invulnerability to all forms of attack, and greatly increased strength.
Beirus: 26
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 6
Sarrak: 21
High tyrol: 26
endlessblaze: 18
Salsacookies: 22
poketwo: 26
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 6
conein: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a lot of orcs.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Sealed in Coolrune's pocket.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Arrested.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Go free DoctorMcTalik from prison, use 2 points for luck. Ask him if he wants to be our... "helper of the superhero that i dont know how it's called in english"
[2+2] You quickly free DoctorMcTalik.
walk around earth and try to get some inspiration.
[1] You realize that you could wield your world as a weapon without damaging it.
Heal everything. Ascend in power.
[3] You hand out healing to a lot of things, but do not increase in power.
build a forges on a deserted planet and make it into a forge world! teach coolrune how to make seals and repair them+2 points to forge world
I think it seems that with the sudden influx in eldrich horrors that we will need to make a fully functional forge world to keep the armies of hell and heaven armed. I can make more seals to hold these things
[3+1] You convert a remote planet into a forge world.
Coolrune can already create and repair seals.
Release my champion as a servant NPC. Store this eldritch power in and on one of my bodies.
Try the portal again with just a dash of eldritch power.
[1] You create a portal that immediately collapses, leaving an area that seems like it shouldn't exist on your end of it.
You also convert your champion into an NPC. It asks for orders.
"If he confesses to his crimes, he will be freed anyway with some minor restrictions. Otherwise we will have to have a trial. Does that not seem fair, conein?
Doctor, will you confess, or submit to a trial of of your peers, or undergo a trial by combat?"
"I have done nothing wrong. Do what you will."
Write a scathing open letter to Hell's Elite, enumerating my complaints against Hell's establishment. Bribe someone to distribute copies among the commoners. Mail it to a major news company.
Afterward, report to trial. I assume we'll handle the specifics of said trial next turn.
((EDIT: "Someone" being a convenient NPC, probably a guard. Not Spazyak or Nunzillor.))
[6] You accuse every nearby demon lord of a wide assortment of crimes. You suspect that they will try to assassinate you after or during the trial.
"If he confesses to his crimes, he will be freed anyway with some minor restrictions. Otherwise we will have to have a trial. Does that not seem fair, conein?
Doctor, will you confess, or submit to a trial of of your peers, or undergo a trial by combat?"
"I have done nothing wrong. Do what you will."
Write a scathing open letter to Hell's Elite, enumerating my complaints against Hell's establishment. Bribe someone to distribute copies among the commoners.
"Very well. Let the trial begin. Should the mediation be successful, spazyak, I will cancel the trial."
Give him a demon diplomat as his defender, and have another demon diplomat be the prosecutor. With God as judge, allow the trial to take place and observe the points of both the prosecutor and defender.
Do not decide on a verdict yet, as it will be decided by his peers after the accused and accuser make closing statements next turn.
You start the trial, which will finish next turn.
take the horror's Australia space ship and give it back to the displaced natives and citizen's of Australia.
You did not remove the horror from the spaceship before it was sealed. I assume you do not want to unseal the horror.
Create divine technology of mind control protection.
[5] You create mass-producible jewellery that defends against mind control.
Let Conquer Planet, Also What name of my eldritch abomination Pet. Then Invest Planet into Doctor Doom Utopia.
Your eldritch abomination has been sealed away. It does not have a name that can be understood by mortals.
Get enough power to summon whole galaxies into existence. +required points +1
Also ask God and Timothy why not?
God and Timothy state that they are not willing to give unspecified favors as rewards for a race.
4 points charged. [1+1] You gain no increase in power at all.
Send down a few angels to guard the courtroom.
[6] You send a seraph along with the other angels. spazyak will not be able to be near the courthouse until it leaves.
Beirus: 27
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 7
Sarrak: 22
High tyrol: 27
endlessblaze: 19
Salsacookies: 23
poketwo: 27
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 7
conein: 3
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a lot of orcs.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
On trial.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Mass produce anti-mind-control jewels and distribute them to all deities of any power, prioritizing coolrune's clones.
Also join angels guarding the court room.
[4] You get all of Coolrune's clones to wear anti-mind-control jewels, sized so that they fit on them. You then go to the courtroom.
Mass produce anti-mind-control jewels and distribute them to all deities of any power, prioritizing coolrune's clones.
Also join angels guarding the court room.
assist him. i can help you I think the seals I made to prevent the eldritch horror from controlling us could be re purposed into a general anti mind control protection.
attempt to remove my sensitivity to religious simbals and holy objects and such+1 point as I am not messing with any laws of physics and base rules, just something i couldn't change without points
But it says i set him free, dangit!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
send orcs and daemons to stop him!
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
punching world intensifies
send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitor
"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cum un now. Yu boyz get moor dakka and moor foighting by working with me. I also is strongest and biggest. you small puny wimp!
bitch slap bitch slap bitch slap!
These are multiple actions, and as such will not be executed.
Ok change the favour to a peaceful minor favour like helping create a planet. Then race.
They agree to those terms. [4 vs. 2 vs. 4 vs. 4] You, God, and Timothy all reach the end at the exact same time.
But it says i set him free, dangit!
stop caring about urist mc doctor and punch the world, causing massive earthquake.
send orcs and daemons to stop him!
No you fool! He is only in court so due process of law by a jury of his peers!
punching world intensifies
send more dakka...err...I mean orcs and daemons on the traitor
"OI!!!!! WEZ ORKZ DOUS NOT LIEKS BAEING BOSSED AROUND BY SOME SPIKEY BOYZ, HUMMIEZ, OR YAKZ!!!! LETZ GIT SPAZ-YAK?SP-ASYAK? SPA-ZYAK? SPAZYAK? OH IZ DONT CARE, LETZ KRUMP DA GIT!!!!
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"There is a difference between innocuous assembly and assembly with malicious and unlawful intent. The distinction (though clear) is important, and it will be further explored as the trial continues, during which we will prove that the accused wished for nothing more than for his actions to cause great harm to the free people of Hell.
...is what I would say if this trial were continuing. Unfortunately, the Orks appear to be rebelling. Depending on future circumstances, and the extent of your involvement in the battle ahead, this trial may resume later."
Pacify the Orks using demonic army. Use as little violence as possible. Needed points +2.
"I'm with you. Let's try not to do too much damage, though."
5 points spent by Nunzillor. [2 vs. 5+2] Nunzillor manages to calm down poketwo's army of orks. Via reality warping. They're still no longer under the rule of spazyak.
You did set him free. However, his action clearly stated that he wanted to report to the trial. So he did.
suddently conein realizes punching the world is clearly the dumbest thing to do, and he goes kill eldritch horrors.
You can't reach any eldritch abominations right now.
Create a staff to increase my healing power on individuals who are injured or near death.
[1] You create a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
This shouldn't Stop by from MAD SCIENCE!/Sorcery, I mean use the Sorcery to unseal, with Four Point in hand, My Sorcery will unseal my Monster which Allow to make To my Feet to near unexpected planet
[2+3] You break your horror's seal in a way that makes it nearly impossible to reseal.
Request clarified orders.
Done.
Beirus: 28
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 8
Sarrak: 23
High tyrol: 28
endlessblaze: 20
Salsacookies: 24
poketwo: 28
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 8
conein: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Interstellar-scale reality-warper.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
On Earth.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
On trial.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
poketwo
An ork.
Rules an army of orks.
Investigate the strange-space. Have my champion establish an outpost, wherever it is.
[5] You find that the strange-space contains very minor damage to reality. You then tell your champion to set up an outpost next to it.
Spawn. Look around.
That's almost always the first action (that happen), no?
Edit: Grammar
You are a human in a demonic base, near the entrance.
TAKE DA BOYZ(ORKS) TA RAVENGE 'ELL!!!!
Kill poketwo, warboss of the orks.
[5+3 vs. 2+5] Conein's assassination attempt fails, and then poketwo tears a path through Hell.
Gain the ability to summon whole universes into existence +4
[5+1] Done, except that your reality warping can only be used to create things, and you cannot be specific about the details of what you create via reality warping.
"But if everyone is in peace, there is no one to heal! You'll put me out of a job!!!"
"..."
"Don't make me touch you with this doom-stick"
If Aoshima Michio doesn't stop trying to create the new law, poke him with my kill-stick to halt him. If he does stop, simply put the doom-stick away for now and try to conjure up a wand to boost healing powers. + 2 Points
[2+2] You create a wand that will prevent you from catastrophically failing when healing.
The voice of reality booms. "AoshimaMichio and 'Generally me'. You will reconsider your actions or I will evict you from me-ality. No god-killing armies or forced peace."
Gonna kick out AoshimaMichio and/or Generally if they continue with those actions. Use 15 points for both or 9 points for it if just Generally or Aoshima. If they do comply, go try to make coffee again. No points for coffee.
[2] You create several substances with unusual properties, none of which are coffee.
"Why is reality itself against peace? Pease is only good thing!"
Summon everybody for universal peace negotiations.
[3] Several people attend. Most of them are confused by the call for peace negotiations.
Polymorph into a Gelatinous cube.
5 points
[6+4] You are now the concept of cubes, given wobbly and material form.
Find an Nice Planet to Invade now,Hope this be Easy
[3+1] You take over an inhabited planet.
Ask Nunzillor and spazyak to finish the trial already.
[6] You send them an extremely profanity-riddled request.
Build an outpost where I was ordered to build it.
[3] You build a small outpost next to the strange area.
Beirus: 29
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 9
Sarrak: 24
High tyrol: 29
endlessblaze: 21
Salsacookies: 25
poketwo: 29
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 9
conein: 5
H4zardZ1: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
On trial.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
poketwo
An ork.
Rules an army of orks.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Upgrade the wand, then pass Beirus some coffee beans.
[2] You fail to improve your wand in any way.
[4] You get one of your clones to give Beirus a planet-sized sphere of coffee beans.
Gather up mour boyz far Da WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4] You gain more troops.
Gather up mour boyz far Da WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orbital strike with space ship while I charge with my daemons and strike him down. Bolster up my forces and my own attacks with daemonic magic. Have forge world build a carrier class ship and a couple squadrons of fighters with two frigates and a destroyer for protecting it. Also have it produce armor and weapons for me and the legion[
KILL DA FILTHY ORK.
[2+3+5 vs. 6+5] spazyak loses against the orks, but survives the battle.
Make actual coffee this time.
[3+1] You finally make coffee.
over the HPA System (hell Public anouncment) blares:Note to anyone in hell. If you cause damage on purpose or through stupid things like summoning an eldritch horror, I will kill you. Earth is in hell and currently has orks rampaging through Oceania. If you could kindly pick up a gun and flack suit from your local emergency armory and help me, you would receive a bonus to pay and be tutored one bit of magic by me.
There is a reply over the same system: "Please get off the planewide channel. Also, stop threatening everyone in Hell."
"HMMM? I need no pitiful mortal weapon. I carry a blade that slays gods and a stick that kills mortals on contact. Armor however.... do you have anything in Orange and white, preferably a chain curaiss?"
That could easily be made by my forge world
Have an orange and white chain curaiss and power armor made by my forge world
[2] They don't know how to make those.
Gain combat bonuses+1 points.
[4+1] You become fairly skilled at martial arts.
Create a Galaxy.
[6] You create a galaxy that is about 10% unstable stars, by mass.
Explain people attending my peace conference that peace and stability should be uphold all the time. Enforced even. By force if necessary.
[1] They disagree and throw you out of your own peace conference.
"Let's just open it up to a vote. The doctor, is he guilty or not?
...
Not that it matters so much, with everything else going on..."
there orks right out side the city. Already many are dead.
"Unacceptable."
Cause the ground to open up and swallow the invading Ork army whole. Needed points +2.
5 points charged. [1+2] You create a chasm under the orks, but don't kill most of them.
Give my champion a caste army and have them work on a portal to somewhere.
[1] You start ordering your champion to create a portal, then change your mind.
Create some robotic minions to hold the world Nosaneinme just conquered.
[2] You fail for some reason that should probably be obvious to you, but isn't.
"Let's just open it up to a vote. The doctor, is he guilty or not?
...
Not that it matters so much, with everything else going on..."
Finally finish the trial.
[5 vs. 6] DoctorMcTaalik is found guilty, but not sentenced.
Beirus: 30
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 10
Sarrak: 25
High tyrol: 30
endlessblaze: 22
Salsacookies: 26
poketwo: 30
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Found guilty of attempted rebellion, but has not been sentenced.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
poketwo
An ork.
Rules an army of orks.
Trapped with their army.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Parley with the Orks. Attempt to negotiate a peace treaty. +3
"Wut? DOZ YA KNO NOFING OV DA ORKZ!!!! WE'Z MADE FOR FOUIGHTIN' ND WINNIN'!!!!"
"Well we kicked your ass pretty good. Seems like you aren't winning. Guess your whole species will be dead now. Thank you for nothing. Funny, you don't even recognize the times that i did use you guys for your intended purpose. Also don't act like those spores will help you, Fire will burn and cleanse the area of all of your kind and its spores"
"Youz Kno Nofing ov da Orkz"
"YOU ARENT EVEN GREEN ANYMORE!!!"
"Youxz lioing!!! Iz alwayz green!!!!!!!!!!!!
nah you are more of a dark skin color with horrible complexion and hooked noses ' (http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130226015604/lotr/images/b/b7/295332_421581947923217_1235487333_n.jpg)
Have the space ship blast the orks to bits from space. Tepair the city and expand the fortifications, trapping the orks beneath them to forever spend their time in the dark trapped in the pit they are currently in. get forge world to equip army, coolrune, and myself along with a floatilla of spaceships. set up small settlements around the city. 2 points to repairing and expanding the city and +2 to the forge world. each
I don't think your starship has any weapons, and I assume you don't want to fire it at the orks. Also, there is no outer space in Hell.
[6+2] You repair and expand the city, along with altering the space inside the city to fit more space in less space.
[2+2] You get your forgeworld to improve the equipment of you and your army and give Coolrune some fancy clothing.
[5] You place some settlements in good spots around the city.
Get my army of clones to assist everyone with their actions for this turn only. Then, (With some of my clones assisting), upgrade my wand.
Your clones refuse to assist anyone, including you. Due to that, I assume you are will not try to upgrade your wand this turn.
"OI!! MEKZ!!! STAURT UP DA DRIILLZ!!!! WE'Z GONA SUIPRIZE DEM!!!"
ORDER THE MEKS TO BUILD SOME DRILLS AND USE THEM TO MAKE MULTIPLE TUNNELS TO DA CITY!!!!
[6] You make a very complicated tunnel network under the city.
"You are sentenced to struggle against the Orks. You must now protect the society that you set out to destroy."
The Doctor's actions must be related to resolving the situation with the Orks for at least 3 turns. Needed points.
0 points spent. [2] Your mind-control spell fizzles.
Kill all orks, 3 points
[5] Done. poketwo: respawn?
((Let's see how long this can unfold....))
Examine demonic base
Being peaceful for everyone is killing orks, no? Looking for non-lethal solution.
[4] The base you are in is a relatively lightly armored fortress imbedded into a wall near the edge of spazyak's territory. It has had several sections modified for humans to live in and has a small force of demons guarding it at all times.
Parley with the Orks. Attempt to negotiate a peace treaty. +3
The orks are all dead right now.
Order my champion to do whatever is necessary to make a portal to earth, as a longterm goal if need be.
Order given.
smite da orcs
poketwo's army died with the rest of the species.
Fill my galaxy with 5 different interstellar species. +1
[3+1] You create 5 new species that I won't be going into detail about right now.
With Two point, Turn the Planet into Doctor Doomquese utopia
[2+2] Done.
Move my angels from the courthouse to Heaven.
[2] You provide proof of divine fallibility.
Try to build a portal using technology.
[6] You build an large portal, but don't have enough power to activate it.
Beirus: 31
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 11
Sarrak: 26
High tyrol: 31
endlessblaze: 23
Salsacookies: 27
poketwo: 31
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 11
conein: 4
H4zardZ1: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Found guilty of attempted rebellion, but has not been sentenced.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
"BUT ARTNZ WEZ ALL INZ 'ELL!?!?!"
You were destroyed in hell now you are in mega hell :P
"Yous Liying!!!! Dats nout evanz da propa 'ell ting!!!"
Mega hell is ruled by the super devil, here is proof. The one on the left is the regular devil. The one on the right is the Super Devil (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDlkEGBuICCJz19TusJAGVWUDj8XoKwUn_gHMkFM5NWJHZ4srk)
Use one point to get rid of my allergy to religious symbols. Colonies the under tunnels into a second city (with its own fully armed guards and equipment) that shall be called the Underdark, it shall be a 5-25 level adventure zone. It's starting quest shall to check on the ork population and make sure it isn't growing. Take all my stuff and my land and move them onto a new planet closer to the forge world and out into remote space. Meditate into a higher,more powerful form.
"Sad that we had to end the orks, but alas, it was necessary."
Actions 1 and 4 both cannot be done by your minions, and as such are invalid. Action 2 is invalid due to referring to levels, which don't exist. Action 3 is beyond your power.
YA FOOLZ!!!! ON KRUMPING, ORKZ MAKEZ MORE ORKZ VIA SPOREZ!!! LEARNED IT FROM DA MEKBOY 'IMSELF!!!!
NOT ONLY DAT, BUT REMEMBER DAT I'M IN 'ELL, YA KNOW WHAT 'APPENZ WHEN TING'S GET KRUMPTED
((Baiscly,Find some of the orks scattered through hell.))
[4] You find about 1% of your army.
Activate the portal. +1 Send them through and have them scout, +1if they happen to be attacked.
I don't even remember which earth I'm invading.
[3+1] You start supplying the portal with your power. [1] The portal is blocked off by an extremely powerful sapient tank.
Make the 5 civilisations fight against each
((They are interstellar civilisations meaning they have spaceships))
If not Make 5 interstellar civilisations in my galaxy.
I don't think that's within your abilities without points.
start exploring this place called hell
[4] You find that Hell is an endless series of caverns, seemingly built to be inescapable to mortals.
become president of the world for killing orks. use needed points +1
2 points charged. [1+1] Your attempt to become ruler of Hell fails without being noticed by Satan.
Upgrade. My. Wand.
[2] You fail.
Summon non-omnicidal Treants. Lots of it. All points.
[2+2] You summon a large army of Treants.
"I must say, the idea of democracy is appealing. Why not let the citizens of hell decide their fate? Perhaps we should hold a hell-wide referendum to see if the public supports such an idea."
Hold a referendum: should democracy be established for the people of hell?
[2] Your referendum doesn't get enough support to make it to a Hellwide vote.
Quietly assemble a coalition of angry, but not necessarily like-minded, would-be revolutionaries. +3
[1+3] You assemble a band of revolutionaries who don't seem to have any unified cause.
Who is McCarthy
ask Timothy and Jim if they can stop McCarthy from attacking me.
Follower action so doesn't replace my real action right?
They state that they can do that, but there isn't any need for it.
Keep trying to retrieve the angels.
Assist god at escorting angels to where they are supposed to be.
[2+1] You recover all of the angels except for the seraph.
Beirus: 32
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 12
Sarrak: 27
High tyrol: 32
endlessblaze: 24
Salsacookies: 28
poketwo: 32
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 17
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 9
conein: 3
H4zardZ1: 1
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Has a large army of treants.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Join the game. If it doesn't require points, read a spellbook of chaos magic. Otherwise, just read a normal book.
[1] You find that chaos magic is massively weakened by the nature of Hell, and due to that there are no spellbooks of it anywhere near you.
Make my cities more hospitable for humans and get more humans. Make hell nicer looking with some throw carpets and such. Build a meeting room and direct phone line to heaven to better relations with god. Study Hinduism so I can learn rebirth. BUILD MORE SHIPS! Expand into real space. BUILD MORE PYLONS, Spawn more over lords, and build more depots!
" Hey Ashimo, mind helping me get rid of my aversion to religious symbols so I can help you better relations with your leader."
Multiple actions for both you and your minions.
UPGRADE THE WAND
[2] Your shouting does not improve the wand.
"Tank! Whom do you serve?"
If the tank does not respond to negotiations, seize its free will.+2 Attach it to my champion's army. Regardless of how well these actions go, order them to establish a beachhead.
Your action is unclear. The tank states that it does not serve anyone.
Build houses. If that takes points, look for orks and kill them. Nope, help spazyak.
Also, release the Treants as NPC.
"I could help you guys, just tell me what do you need help with."
Build houses. If that takes points, look for orks and kill them. Nope, help spazyak.
Also, release the Treants as NPC.
"I could help you guys, just tell me what do you need help with."
Help with this
[6+1] You fill the cavern around the base with houses.
The Treants leave after being released.
wonder just what in the name of me is going on
[3] You feel curious for a moment.
"Well, perhaps another format..."
Organize an initiative for Hell denizens to vote on their choice of government. The items on the ballot are decided after at least 3 possible types of government get sufficient signatures via petition.
[2] That doesn't go well either.
Send some rebels to infiltrate the government. Assist the remainder in constructing a secret outpost, preferably nestled away in a convenient jungle, or else hidden in a desert or similarly uninhabited location.
[2] The rebels you send to infiltrate the government are told to go away by the guards.
[5] You build a well-hidden base in a convenient jungle.
Give the five species, complete knowledge of science an stuff.
[3] You give them some tips on how to go about testing things.
Illuminaty confirm?
Get a sidekick. One with super powers
[6] You get a sidekick who is more powerful than you.
Retrieve that seraph already.
[2] You miss and retrieve a rock.
Beirus: 33
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 13
Sarrak: 28
High tyrol: 33
endlessblaze: 25
Salsacookies: 29
poketwo: 33
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 7
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 4
H4zardZ1: 2
Whisperling: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Have Minions on forge world build more ships and pilons!
have all my minions and soldiers stop the portal and attack paphi, have them carry the Eldritch horror anti mind control seals.
remove my aversion to holy symbols then stop paphi with violence and demonic magic. +3 points
"Hey Nulinzor, How is the city doing? If you don't mind me i am going to help the humans out."
Continue trying to advance the technology of the five civilisations.
Assist so I can know how to make better technology for my guys.
The assist and your removal of your weakness to religious stuff both have to be done by you, and due to that will not be executed. I also assume that the second action does not include the minions on your forge world.
[6] Your forge world builds so many ships that they run out of materials.
"I wish to claim this world. Where do you stand?"
Clarification:
I am invading Earth.
If the tank will join me, have it guard the portal while my champion invades. Become center of voidbeast religion +3.
If the tank will oppose me, mind control it +3+eldritch power. If that's successful, do the previous minion bit. If not, champion vs tank.
If it stands aside, minions invade, voidbeast religion action go.
Addendum to action: Offer the tank a caste-army and relative independence if it would help me conquer Earth.
Have Minions on forge world build more ships and pilons!
have all my minions and soldiers stop the portal and attack paphi, have them carry the Eldritch horror anti mind control seals.
remove my aversion to holy symbols then stop paphi with violence and demonic magic. +3 points
"Hey Nulinzor, How is the city doing? If you don't mind me i am going to help the humans out."
The tank agrees to join Paphi, and moves to the side of the portal. [3+3] Paphi's voidbeasts start to worship them and the horror that Paphi took power from.
Paphi's forces, along with the tank, "politely" convince spazyak's demons to leave. That is, the demons ran away after seeing what they were fighting. Due to having no meaningful opposition on Earth, Paphi now rules it.
Go get that seraph already so God can focus on more important things. +1
[4+1] You pull the seraph back to Heaven.
On their return, chastise the spies for their failure and order them to dig a fortified trench around the base. Appoint one of the others to conduct a census of our supporters. He is to take note of how many able-bodied fighters we have, as well as those unfit for combat.
Stockpile all potential weapons in the most defendable portion of the base.
[3] The spies dig a trench, but don't seem to know how to fortify it.
[1] You have about 10 people fit for combat, and about 20 people unfit for it.
"You want Earth? Take it. But stay out of Hell."
Train an elite force of defenders, the Hellborne. They combine the adaptability and perseverance of humans with the strength and fierceness of demons.
[2] You don't find any way to create the Hellborne.
Continue trying to advance the technology of the five civilisations.
[6] You teach them enough that they find out how to detonate unstable stars.
Keep exploring hell roguelike style
1 point to keep the black dragons from breathing on me
[4+1] You find a wand of wishing. You may wish for 4 items, and will get a few scrolls of charging in the process. For what do you wish?
Create Black Council as Group rule instead when me as Dictor is not here, Choice Most Loyal and Capable People lead my Dictatorship It Group of Nine
Someone has rule in my stead, you know.
I am going off and Conquer other Planets to at very until it get small interstellar empire.
(Have Blackstory for my character name shall be:
The sapientia one is man whom live normal until one learn that his IQ is was higher than rest of humanity, He Decide to live as loner untill it he make greatest machine: His time-suit allow him to avoid his death on many occasions with Destory of earth, He decide Coqer and ruler to Rebuild Earth for the greater good and restore humanity homeland back, How allow he would help People, So Aliens he need to make Terafromer turn into back, Make Human Respect His Imperial and Glorious will In name of the Greater good )
[3] You appoint a few people to administrate that world, but they're not the most competent people on the planet.
me: medidate searching my inner power
Sidekick: find a good way to let people call us when they need us.
[2] You find no inner power.
[3] Your sidekick suggests giving out your phone number.
Make the houses in the cave more comfortable.
[3] You improve a few of the houses.
Go into a fit of rage and poke all of the things with my death stick.
"YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE UPGRADEBLARGHAAARBLGHARGLHE. BLAARGH. DIEEEE! POKE POKE POKE! EVERYONE DIES! I HAVE DECREED IT LAW!"
If attacked, use my sword of... whatever I called it, to slay my attackers instantly. Then go back to my prodding.
((I imagine my character as somewhat like Doc from Red Vs. Blue. When he cracks, he has to kill EVERYONE.))
"DIIEEEE! GIVE ME A HEALING WAND, OR DIE!!!"
smite him
[1+3+5 vs. 3+3] Coolrune defeats endlessblaze, but is prevented from killing him by endlessblaze's creation protection law and endlessblaze's body being his own creation. [5] Coolrune's rampage doesn't cause all that much damage, as demons and angels aren't mortals.
Hide from Coolrune
You know what, forget it. I'll just read a blood magic spellbook.
[1] There appears to be no blood magic spellbook anywhere near you.
FIND MOAR BOYZ FAR DA WAAAAGH!!!!
[6] You convince a legion of demons to fight with you.
Beirus: 34
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 13
Sarrak: 29
High tyrol: 34
endlessblaze: 26
Salsacookies: 30
poketwo: 34
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 10
DoctorMcTaalik: 11
conein: 5
H4zardZ1: 3
Whisperling: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world, which is out of materials.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
Has a large fleet of spaceships.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a never-recharged wand of wishing with 1 charge.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time. You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"
Escort Coolrune to Hell's therapy center.
[4] You manage to get Coolrune to go to one of Hell's therapy centers.
Get out from the base. Get the house-filled cavern more suitable for living.
You walk out of the base.
[6] You convince a demon to bind damned souls to the houses and unnaturally compel them to assist the inhabitants of the houses.
It will do, Now go off another planet
[5] You take over an interplanetary empire.
Permanentley change the minds of the people in each of the five civilisations to be completely loyal to merequired points +1
Does this action fall under magic?
2 points spent. Yes, this falls under magic. [2+1] You control the leaders, but don't have complete control over the civilizations.
"Alright, I feel so much better. Hey, guy with wishy wand, ROC. Wish for a powerful healy wand for me before I spoke you with my doomstick."
Ascend in God-Hood further. Defend self with "The Protector" if necessary.
[6] You increase your power with demonic magic. You are more powerful, but your powers are now weakened by religious stuff.
make a base in a quiet place of hell. Sidekick: give our phone number to people and say we are super heroes
[1] You build a base just above Satan's throne room.
[1] Your sidekick gives your phone numbers to several floating eyes and shards of metal in Satan's court.
have my ships orbital bombard poketwo and cool rune
claim a bunch of new planets and forge world with my minions+2 points
Expand me controls of hell +2 points
"Come on! Guys We have stuff for fighting people like paphi! I swear I will get you guys traine up! You will fight gods but not anoter measly eldritch horror! Ughhhh I guess i will go the diplomatic way. No pressure guys, I will get us situated. Back to hell we go! "
[2+2 vs. 4+5+5] Coolrune destroys your fleet easily.
You can't claim any planets because you have no spaceships.
[6+2] You somehow take over Satan's palace.
RAVENGE 'ELL TA FIND MOAR ORKZ!!!
[1] Your army attacks a major demonic fortress. They are all captured.
"We all do what we must to ensure peace in our time. You're satisfied with Earth, monstrous evil moons?"
"I'm very satisfied with how this went, yes. Your neutrality has been noted."
My champion will look for power to harness on Earth. Send the tank to homeworld to be fitted as the mobile brain to an inter-galactic and -dimensional vehicle. Inspect my star systems.
[4] You give the tank some minor modifications so that it can serve as a brain for even larger vehicles.
"I wish for a blessed spell book of polymorph"
Read the said spellbook with 1 point for luck
[2+1] You learn how to cast polymorph, but you have a high failure chance. You also wish up 2 blessed scrolls of charging and use one to recharge your wand before wishing for the spellbook.
Send all of the poor fighters out to purchase weapons. Specifically instruct them to travel individually, not as a group.
[2 They don't find any weapons for sale.
Read a spellbook of sacrificial magic.
Someday, this will actually work.
[1] You get sacrificed to communicate with a demon. Respawn?
Look for power on Earth.
[2] You find the remains of a power plant.
Beirus: 35
Nosaneinme: 6
AoshimaMichio: 14
Sarrak: 30
High tyrol: 35
endlessblaze: 27
Salsacookies: 31
poketwo: 35
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 18
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 11
DoctorMcTaalik: 12
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world, which is out of materials.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
Rules Satan's palace.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interplanetary empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Has a base just above Satan's throne room.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
All of their followers have been captured.
EDIT: Me and sidekick: KILL THE ORKS SO MUCH THAT NO ONE CAN BE AN ORK ANYMORE
That action needs 5 points.
"Religious stuff? Bah. I can't even go atheistic, as I already know that I exist. Well, maybe some worshippers will help ease the burden."
Get devils and orks to worship me in their spare time. Also, heal any wounded I come across with my admittedly bad healing wand.
[6] You start widespread demonic worship of you, which disrupts a lot of infrastructure due to weakening demonic magic.
Haunt Coolrune (in a benign, helpful way).
[1] You screech a constant stream of blasphemy into Coolrune's ear.
give my planet some more plantlife
[6] You cover the surface with murderous plants.
Now my Interpalent to become interstellar, find the closest system to conquer, If need Give Black Cosuil more power for my whole. Which This Nine Role as
My diplomat(Please other nation of equal power of my's)
My Imperial treasurer(You know Manger of Money)
My Grand arm of men(Leader of Armies)
My Spymaster(To Find Plot and conspiracies)
My Peacekeeper(To keep Cvil Peace)
My Grand Adviser(Second In command)
[2] You don't locate any nearby planets you don't already rule. You then organize your minions.
"Religious stuff? Bah. I can't even go atheistic, as I already know that I exist. Well, maybe some worshippers will help ease the burden."
Get devils and orks to worship me in their spare time. Also, heal any wounded I come across with my admittedly bad healing wand.
sacrifice the orks to increase my powa! Then rebuild my ships! +1 point for luck!
Send the armies of the damned to spread out and and destroy coolrunes and paphi's army."
"I have become sPazyak-bringer of pestilence, destroyer of worlds, eater of souls! I shall become our death and feast upon your eternal soul forever! Or you could work for me and i will not kill the Orks and feast upon their flesh!"
You can't reach the orks, your forge world is out of materials, and your army rebels against you due to receiving suicidal orders.
Unite the five civilisation into the UDC(united democratic coalition) +1
[4+1] The UDC forms without issues.
Order my champion to find and harvest any demonic, angelic, mundane, eldritch, etc power on Earth. Begin work on an interdimensional craft for the tank, with the aid of the homeworld castes.
Order homeworld to make an interdimensional craft for the tank, +2.
Order given. [4+1] The homeworld builds an interdimensional craft with enough power to haul small moons around and full access to the tank's firepower.
BRAUKE OUTA JAIL!!!
[6] You destroy the fortress in the process.
I Start a riot.
[5] You start a bunch of riots.
Alright, I guess it's time to stop with the realism. I have points to spend. Assume the form and mind of that Greatest of Great Old Ones, Cthulhu. Ideally, I should inherit his insanity-inducing powers as well. +4
Edit: If Spazyak manages to find my base (which I would expect to be difficult, but not impossible), order my rebels to take up combat positions along the trench. Nevermind that they're completely unarmed. Then ascend to Old One status.
Alright, I guess it's time to stop with the realism. I have points to spend. Assume the form and mind of that Greatest of Great Old Ones, Cthulhu. Ideally, I should inherit his insanity-inducing powers as well. +4
Edit: If Spazyak manages to find my base (which I would expect to be difficult, but not impossible), order my rebels to take up combat positions along the trench. Nevermind that they're completely unarmed. Then ascend to Old One status.
Assist with eldritch-moon-power.
[4+1+1] DoctorMcTaalik becomes Cthulhu, including being sealed in R'lyeh.
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Assist
Create an impenetrable force field around Hell. Needed points + 2.
Assist. Ensure it is truly impenetrable.
5 points spent by Nunzillor. [6+2+2] You completely seal off Hell, except for 3+ point actions. You also don't know what is happening to damned souls. Other than that they aren't going to Hell.
Look for more power on Earth.
[2] You don't find any power.
Beirus: 36
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 15
Sarrak: 31
High tyrol: 36
endlessblaze: 28
Salsacookies: 32
poketwo: 36
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 19
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 12
DoctorMcTaalik: 9
conein: 7
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 7
Hiddenleafguy: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world, which is out of materials.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
Rules Satan's palace.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interplanetary empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Has a base just above Satan's throne room.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
If I'm conscious enough, project my sleeping mind into the jungle base and its immediate surroundings, in an attempt to induce madness in those in the area.
[4] You drive everyone you can detect near or in your base insane.
Me with sidekick: go on a lonely planet away from the others required points
3 points spent. [1] You and your sidekick teleport to Paphi's planet.
Ascend from major deity to a hyper-deity. + needed points.
3 points spent. [2] You gain no increase in power.
Gain complete control over UDC through mind control +1 for luck
I assume mind control is well within the natural abilities of a universe sized omniscient reality warper
[2+1] You gain complete control over the UDC's government.
Get back into hell and back into my fortress+4 points
"All army of the damned and Nullinzor, regroup on me on the hell forge world, I am lost as, I believe, paphi destroyed my demonic armada. Also, could a member of the UDC help pick me up, as your military leader I believe I have the command to order a small vessel to pick me up. It appears Hell Fortress has fallen and that hell is being over run with orks, Infernos Olympus down!
[2+4] You retreat into Satan's palace and use it to make an announcement.
Satan replies over the same system: "Almost none of that was accurate. Disregard his orders."
Use the riots to take over a empire as it's new ruler.
[5] You seize control of spazyak's section of Hell.
Why do you not like me controlling hell? I thought I was doing a good job. well except for the orks and paphi and such, I just wanted to protect humanity. Guess Elves will have to do.
"Enough! I can tolerate your foolishness no longer," the terrible voice issues forth once more. "If you wish to blame me for your poor leadership, then I shall give you a true reason!"
Connect my smallest moon to the Intertank. Be towed to spazyak +3. Physically crush spazyak.
[6] You completely destroy Satan's palace, that moon, and spazyak. You also lose contact with the intertank. spazyak: respawn?
Leech energy from the barrier to empower my spirit.
EDIT: If that requires points, meditate on the nature of souls and the afterlife instead.
[3] You gain some uninteresting information about souls.
TRY HARDER, 3 Point used
[1+3] You take over another solar system.
Prevent Paphi from spending points. 5 Points.
"I believe we need to do this."
I'm declaring this impossible due to it having the potential to permanently remove all ability to meaningfully act from a player.
Prevent Paphi from spending points. 5 Points.
"I believe we need to do this."
Assist, if possible. 5 points. If not possible, seal Paphi away into an inescapable pocket dimension. Needed points.
"Evil must be stopped."
((FYI, there are no humans left on Earth. The last humans are in the last city, in Hell.))
3 points spent on second action. [1] You give Paphi near-immunity to being sealed.
Keep looking for power.
[3] You find a small functional power plant.
"Damn. I liked that palace."
Rebuild my palace.
[6] You build a new palace fueled by the eldritch power in the part of Paphi that hit your old palace. It has plenty of power, but may mind-control anyone who isn't warded against mind control and is messing with the wiring.
Beirus: 37
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 16
Sarrak: 32
High tyrol: 37
endlessblaze: 29
Salsacookies: 33
poketwo: 37
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 20
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 10
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 5
H4zardZ1: 6
Whisperling: 8
Hiddenleafguy: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Has a band of insane and ununited revolutionaries.
Has a well-hidden jungle base.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a few dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
It might be to someone's benefit to release me, considering I'm capable of considerable destruction in this form. Just sayin'.
Smite paphi with the protector. If the protector's buff will not activate, ascend to hyper-god. +4 points to either action
Also, Smite Spayzak with the protector as he is about to kill a lot of people.
I am not executing this due to it being multiple actions.
"Well, that went poorly."
Convince Satan to declare war on Paphi. If possible, also send army to destroy Paphi. All points.
sink into the dark abyss where I can regrow and regather my strength.
"You may have destroyed my physical form, but I shall come again! I shall bring death and destruction to all. There shall be no peace, no life, only death! I care not for humanity, for it is lost! "
Order my empire's army (if it doesn't have one spend 5 points to make a high-tech army of multiple races that is loyal to me appear in hell) to push the orcs out of my section of bell (I have spazyak's section so the nation is in the same boat as it was when he ruled it right?)
would sink a tendril into his mind to influence his thoughts
Yes...YES... A worthy replacement. Some one who i can trust to run my empire. Bring about its regrowth and I shall provide you...gifts....
You're too dead to do those things.
"What kind of planet is yours, paphi?"
(also what is my "sidekick"'s name?)
"My world is a golden utopia for my pets, tailored to their needs, welcoming to guests, and toxic to intruders. Enjoy your stay as my personal guest! Should you need something, only ask. But no funny business.
And I apologize for the overkill, Satan. I hope my lost power will benefit your means.
To the others who wish me dead, I hope you are ready."
Attempt to contact the intertank. Recall the champion to homeworld; standing orders to defend against any intrusion. Recall intertank if possible +3. Otherwise, inspect my moons. Spend 3 points to prevent myself, and my champion hopefully, from merely being wished away. If I am already resistant to that, engage my attackers with eldritch power.
You continue to lack contact with the intertank. No one is both trying to attack you and able to reach you.
Keep meditating on the nature of souls.
[5] You learn how to control any number of souls, as long as you can reach them.
Order my empire's army (if it doesn't have one spend 5 points to make a high-tech army of multiple races that is loyal to me appear in hell) to push the orcs out of my section of bell (I have spazyak's section so the nation is in the same boat as it was when he ruled it right?)
[3] You clear the central area of your territory of orks.
Gathar moar orkz far da WAAAAGH!!!
[6] You gain a much larger force of orks, but some of them are loyal to the demons under your command, as opposed to you.
me with "sidekick name": build a base
[1] You reduce a mountain to rubble in a failed attempt to build a base inside it.
Plan Renew Earth with all point that i have and Fuff bonus of have interstellar empire doing this
[1+4] You completely restore Earth to it's former glory.
Dream of chaos, destruction, whatever phantasms my eldritch brain can conjure.
It might be to someone's benefit to release me, considering I'm capable of considerable destruction in this form. Just sayin'.
[6] You dream up the slaughter of your minions.
"What? Who are you? Look at the destruction that Paphi has caused. Whole planets, bent to his will! He will only continue unless he is stopped!"
"The seals must be put to use. Unite hell....work together....so we shall survive....our empire must continue. Surprised you don't know me...but you are....the survivor...of the...fallen....empire of humanity."
"Spazyak? Of course. Hell endures. United, it shall defeat Paphi."
Banish the Orks from Hell, forcefully, using army.
Your forces cannot remove anything from Hell while it's still sealed off.
Orks must attack no one but paphi. All points.
[6+1] You add a new law to reality stating that non-player orks cannot do anything other than attack Paphi.
Return to the homeworld.
[3] You barely reach the portal.
Beirus: 38
Nosaneinme: 1
AoshimaMichio: 17
Sarrak: 33
High tyrol: 38
endlessblaze: 30
Salsacookies: 34
poketwo: 38
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 21
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 11
DoctorMcTaalik: 11
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 1
Whisperling: 9
Hiddenleafguy: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rule an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
Can control any number of souls.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has 1 galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the civilization is under the control of Generally me.
it seems that trying to build stuff will just make me roll a 1. But still... Me: try building base again. Sidekick: EDIT: medidate to gain knowledge of magic, required pointz
[6] You build a massive castle filled with deathtraps.
[2] Your sidekick doesn't gain any knowledge of magic.
Meditate on the nature of magic.
[3] You learn some extremely minor magic.
Order my army to perform a pincher maneuver on the northern orcs, also just for myself if possible attempt to unseal hell.
[5] You successfully remove all orks from your region of Hell.
Hell's seal is far beyond your ability to remove without points.
Re spawn as naval commander of the udc +2points
Re spawn as naval commander of the udc +2points
Assist. Because i only have 1 points and don't know what to do.
[2+2+1] Done.
Reality warp a clone of myself into existence called Jimothy +1 for luck
Empire go and get better at defeating gods
Galaxy wide Civ get better technology
Jim the space unicorn is free and can do what ever he wants
Creating a clone is far too specific for your reality warping.
[6] Your empire creates weapons that damage anything that a god created that isn't heavily warded, such as the laws of physics. They haven't used them.
[4] You improve the UDC's technology.
You then free Jim.
R'yleh is still beneath the oceans on Earth, right? Not Hell?
Due to you having effected something in Hell and nothing on Earth after Hell's seal was made, R'yleh cannot be outside of Hell.
Ascend to hypergod. +5 points.
[2+2] You are now a hypergod, which means that you are powerful enough to preform reality warping on a galactic scale.
So why are people trying to attack Paphi? He is friendly! To me!
He has tried to kill a lot of us and just committed murder after i agreed not to hinder his progress. He violated a terms of peace and started this war, you can be on one side, NO NEUTRALITY!
You're the only one I've tried to kill, and I warned you. My terms of peace were surrendering your power, which you refused. If you don't threaten me, I won't threaten you.
Keep in mind an entire planet of nightmares worships me. And I am by no means mortal.
In fact, restrict the weakening effect of my planet to only hinder hostile beings +3. Send the champion back to Earth, the restored one, on another search for power. See if homeworld can come up with some fancy science.
[1+2] You weaken the weakening effect of your world against non-hostile beings.
Order given.
[4] You set up some labs on your world.
Dream some more.
[2] You fail to dream.
Make Earth Capital of my empire, Then Go seen find remain humans to repopulate the earth.
All hail TimeMaker lord
Humanity was restored with the rest of Earth.
Go and search for power.
[1] You find a barricade around the portal.
Beirus: 39
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 18
Sarrak: 34
High tyrol: 39
endlessblaze: 31
Salsacookies: 35
poketwo: 39
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 22
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 12
conein: 7
H4zardZ1: 2
Whisperling: 10
Hiddenleafguy: 7
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
Has extremely minor magic.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large, barricaded portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Keep meditating on magic.
[1] You forget your knowledge of magic.
Spend 5 points dissolving the seal.
[1+2] You weaken the seal so that it only affects about half of Hell.
Increase my power, giving me a passive boost to all rolls. +5 points.
If I am attacked, defend myself with the protector and my new hyper-god powers.
[4+2] You gain a boost to the malevolence of your rolls.
equip my galactic navy with the new UDC technology +1 points for luck and so that if I completely screw up, my navy won't blow itself up.
[2+1] You partially upgrade the navy.
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify all of Coolrunes creations
Take away Coolrunes new powers
UDC help me
Timothy can still reality warp specific things right?
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify the protector swords power
Beat up Coolrune
UDC help me beat up Coolrune
Timothy can still reality warp specific things right?
"Are you still trying to kill me?"
"Please stop that. I'm simply trying to ascend in order to heal more people. Don't make me "PROTECTOR" you."
The reason I'm attacking is because I'm bored and because there is nothing else to do for me other than beat people up. Also I don't like you constantly ascending in god hood.
"But... that's rude."
"So.... an unprovoked attack..."
"Ehem. One moment, going to shout."
"DUE TO THE UNPROVOKED NATURE OF THIS ATTACK, AND THE FACT THAT I AM A SUPERIOR DEITY OF HEALING, I AM CALLING EVERYONE TO ASSIST ME. TIM! YOU THERE? COME HELP! CLONES, MIND ASSISTING ME? IT WOULD PROVE INVALUABLE. IF NOTHING ELSE, HEAL ME IF I SHOULD TAKE HARM."
Timothy politely refuses to create a clone of Generally me.
Generally me is killed by Coolrune's clones. Generally me: respawn?
FIND EVEN MORE ORKS!
[4] You find a few more orks.
Produce more anti mind control jewelry and distribute among divine beings who do not already have one. +2
[2+2] You hand out more anti-mind-control jewelry.
"Well, i will not take the risk"
me and sidekick: meditate for magic power. These are 2 different rolls i guess?
[5] You become a wizard.
[6] Your sidekick learns eldritch magic.
Drive some demon lords mad, for the hell of it.
[3] You drive a single demon lord mad.
"The legitimacy of his threat was irrelevant. Make no mistake, he held significant power. He harnesses great power even now."
If he really tried to kill you, you should've tried to stop him from aggressive action, but not with murder. You should've used that points to something else like sealing him in a inescapable cage that you can release at anytime.
Get experience with spaceships. Mostly because it's still too chaotic.
[3] You learn basic spaceship piloting.
Check on my world.
[2] The mortals on it haven't made any progress.
Punch through the barricade.
[4] You smash the barricade.
"Thank you, Hiddenleafguy."
Make sure the souls destined for Hell get there.
[4] Done.
Beirus: 40
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 17
Sarrak: 35
High tyrol: 40
endlessblaze: 32
Salsacookies: 36
poketwo: 40
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 23
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 13
conein: 8
H4zardZ1: 3
Whisperling: 11
Hiddenleafguy: 3
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Sidekick has eldritch magic.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Okay to begin with, just so everyone knows, my army has no demons in it. Now that we have that out of the way I will send my army to assault Satan's palace, while I study up on dimensional magic, or specificly how to make it so that damned souls go to Heaven instead of hell. Also if possible hire a Tiefling assistant.
Satan vaporizes your entire army.
[4] You learn that souls are sorted into Heaven or Hell by a system created and administrated by God.
Drive Spazyak insane.
[5] You cause spazyak to not be able to perceive you.
"Sorry bout that, Generally Me."
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Drive Spazyak insane.
I won't attack you because of this...
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify all of Coolrunes creations
Take away Coolrunes new powers
UDC help me
Timothy politely refuses to create a clone of Generally me.
Generally me is killed by Coolrune's clones.
This is why you shouldn't go kill people.
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Thank you for doing that.
Assist Coolrune. We need to do this.
Warp the reality of the galaxy so that it is much harder for a player to successfully attack another player, meaning that they get a debuff when trying to attack. + needed points
Thank you for doing that.
Assist Coolrune. We need to do this.
Agreed. Assist Coolrune.
Which galaxy?
"Hey would you look at that, there is a portal to earth here. I'll just stay here now, maybe later..."
Me: attempt to summon a minor servant called Leo. Sidekick: attempt to summon an eldritch servant or stuff like that
[2] Your summoning fails.
[1] Your sidekick is collected by an eldritch horror.
Drive Spazyak insane.
sorry bub but that has already happened! HAHAHAHAHa
Build that ship that I posted earlier for hazard+1 points.
[2+1] You build most of the ship, but its weapons and shielding are incomplete.
Patlice to learn sorcery to ascend, Add Cyber to make make Ultimate of Genetic,Technology and Magic with all my points
[3+3] You rebuild your body into an magical, eldritch, and robotic form.
Karma's a bitch.
Respawn as the 4th dimension
[5] You are now time.
Appear!
[2] You are in a shady back alley, with no one visible nearby.
Help homeworld do science. +1
[3+1] The homeworld gains some more information.
Grant the mortals on my world magic.
[1] They wipe themselves out.
Search for power.
[4] You find a warehouse of generators.
Replace Hiddenleafguy with a loyal demon lord.
[5] Done.
Beirus: 41
Nosaneinme: 4
AoshimaMichio: 18
Sarrak: 36
High tyrol: 41
endlessblaze: 33
Salsacookies: 37
poketwo: 41
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 10
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
Generally me: 8
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 14
conein: 9
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 12
Hiddenleafguy: 4
FallacyofUrist: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Generally me
Time.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
I'm going to keep doing this until I have something better to do. And I won't have anything better to do as long as I'm trapped under the sea.
The galaxy that the majority of players are present in.
Most players are not in a galaxy.
Put on my lawyer suit and say "I am sorry but according to bylaw 54823 "replacing rulers who attempt to revolt against you" requires a council vote that by law must take at LEAST 20 turns and if the vote does not go in your favor the previous ruler of the land may call another vote to replace you with himself, see bylaw 54821 "replacing Satan" for details. In addition I have checked the records and I do believe that you are not a legal citizen of hell" he at this pulls out several large citizenship forms "please fill these out and get back to me next century for response"
"Hell is a dictatorship. These bylaws have no authority over me."
Reverse everything Back to the start +all points
[1+3] You start a time loop from turn 1 of this reboot to now, going at ten turns in the loop per actual turn, except for the last turn of the loop, which will be 9 turns long due to this being turn 39. This negates all other actions this turn.
The player and world state spoilers do not take the time loop into account.
Beirus: 42
Nosaneinme: 5
AoshimaMichio: 19
Sarrak: 37
High tyrol: 42
endlessblaze: 34
Salsacookies: 38
poketwo: 42
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 15
conein: 10
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 13
Hiddenleafguy: 5
FallacyofUrist: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Assess if I am still a god or not. Either way, kill Generally Me.
You are still a god, and can act in the past as a god. You cannot kill Generally me without points.
"Actually according to census 99999 most politicians and liars went to hell, and court record 659358 "Politicians vs. Satan" with the ruling being hell would no longer be a dictatorship instead it would be a republic."
If this somehow fails spend 5 points to unmake Satan.
Edit: If action above action is impossible start a revolt.
You cannot act in the present.
be a superhero. 3 points
[4] You are now a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Using my knowledge of demonic magic and mind-link to all demons, I open portals into the outer world, welcoming demons into it. Points needed +2
2 points spent. [1+2] You open a few portals that are fueled by demonic magic connecting Hell to Earth.
ANYONE WANT SCYTHERS?
can I have one, I would like to exspan my navy to the marines and drop pod assault force.
Become god of destruction and weapons! 3 points
[6] You become the god of destruction and weapons, and start projecting an aura that tries to destroy everything within about a meter of you.
Learn Everything
Again
Assess if I am still a god or not. Either way, kill Generally Me.
*evil laugh*
You go over your knowledge of everything again.
((I don't exist yet at this point in the game.))
things
Neither do I. Perhaps timeline shenanigans are in order?
Spawn as my future self with negative age.
[6] Done. You appear to not exist yet.
Make perfect coffee.
[3] You create some fairly mediocre coffee.
My timesuit albe withstand recton before it should again, Now my Nation called: Grand Honorable Principality of Stars which is Roman Dictatorship with Two Princes Me and Grand Viser
You name your nation, and tell your past self to set up the government like that.
Prepare the spaceship-horror for its future siphoning.
[6] You politely inform it of the future, after it's seal is damaged. [6] You fight off its mind control, while running away and screaming.
The alternate character states spoiler will be removed when the alternate characters are no longer accessible.
Beirus: 43
Nosaneinme: 6
AoshimaMichio: 20
Sarrak: 36
High tyrol: 43
endlessblaze: 35
Salsacookies: 39
poketwo: 43
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 26
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 16
conein: 8
H4zardZ1: 6
Whisperling: 14
Hiddenleafguy: 6
FallacyofUrist: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
conein
Can control metal. (Gained t1)
spazyak
God of destruction and weapons.
Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3)
Alternate me will conquer planets and consume souls for powa!+1 points
clone myself with UDC cloning technology so that I have an army of me's
(((also will the alternate character become our current characters?))))
How are you past god me?
I'm great, ready to conquer some planets and get some souls
Yes I am, for the UDC and for ourselves, I think I shall make some back ups of us while you go and spread our influence.
agreed, hey think that hidden leaf guy will let us back into hell?
Possibly
Present you cannot act while the time loop is happening. The alternate characters will not become the primary characters.
[5+1] While conquering planets and devouring souls, alternate you attracts the attention of an archangel.
Study the basics of magic. ((wouldn't it be "will rule a fairly large section of hell?"))
[1] You learn how to magically explode your own head. Respawn?
I must exist in one form or another, since I spawned, but am currently nonexistent in Beirus-reality. Therefore, it is possible I exist in a different reality.
Determine and inhabit my reality of origin.
[2] You appear to originate in Beirus, but still don't exist.
Spawn in downtown Detroit. Bake myself a pie.
[1] You spawn in a barren wasteland with no life anywhere near you, in the past.
Create a clone of myself(that if I am attacked, protects me from harm) which will create two clones of itself and then they will do the same and so on. +2 for luck
You cannot duplicate yourself without at least 3 points.
"Hello Past me, you may not recognize me but I'm future and I see that Already your timesuit, You need make intseller empire called: Grand Honorable Principality of Stars because it going to destory madmen and gods, Goodbye"
I guess now Fade out now then Contorl of past self
patent
"Whelp, Time to get to work, Found Space Company also patent my time suit it seem I must mankind into space to save it" Do just that
Humanity is too dead for you to do that right now.
make a metal armor for me
[6] You create an overelaborate and unpractical outfit.
Summon random non-omnicidal NPC. 4 Points.
[2+1] You summon Tim.
Make myself immune to the effects of the timeloop
needed points + 1 for luck
4 points spent. [4+1] You can now act in the present freely at all times.
Smite generally me before he can make his infinitely cloning army. + Needed points.
Action cancelled due to Generally me's action not being executed.
Prevent Australia from destroying the portal, while specifically not intervening in its transformation.
I forget exactly when that happened. If that'll be next turn, idle instead.
((Can I affect my past moon-selves once it happens? Frankly I'm a bit confused about where that form's power ranks.))
That'll be next turn.
Beirus: 44
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 21
Sarrak: 37
High tyrol: 44
endlessblaze: 36
Salsacookies: 40
poketwo: 44
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 23
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 7
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 17
conein: 9
H4zardZ1: 3
Whisperling: 15
Hiddenleafguy: 7
FallacyofUrist: 7
Megggas: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
conein
Can control metal. (Gained t1)
spazyak
God of destruction and weapons.
Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3)
[Have alternate me drawl it's mighty weapon and use the consumed souls to rend the angel apart, as the UDC navy space ships surround it and blast it with anti-god weaponry +1 points for luck
(((what will happen once the ti me loop is over? Will we fuse with our alternate self or become our alternate self since this is past us coming up upon current us.)))
The alternate selves will just stop doing anything when the time loop ends.
[5+1] You kill the archangel. It is immediately resurrected. A significantly more powerful angel starts watching you.
SECRET ACTION!
I am not allowing secret actions due to it being much harder for other players to know if they should be countered.
Spawn in hell and spend the needed points to smite the Coolrune that is a god in the present before he ascends to godhood. If that Collrune is not in the world yet then hunt for information about ways to weaken Satan.
Coolrune was a god at all points during turns 21 to 30. Due to that, I will execute your second action.
[5] You find that Satan mostly uses demonic and angelic magic. Demonic magic can be countered by religious things, but you will need a vast quantity of them or some sort of incredibly holy relic, such as the Ark of the Covenant. Angelic magic doesn't really have any major weaknesses, but you do find an amulet that grants immunity to it. These will not render Satan harmless or much easier to harm, but will make fighting him a lot easier.
Begin my journey east. Search for food and potential shelter as I travel. Keep an eye out for pie ingredients too.
[2] You find nothing but more wasteland.
Make the armor more pratical, +2 points
[5+2] You modify it so that it's practical, then make several thousand copies.
Being omniscient sucks. I though for sure I would be able to clone myself infinitely without points.
Same action as before needed points
Spawn in hell and spend the needed points to smite the Npc (for now) Generally Me before he ascends to godhood. If that generally me is not in the world yet then hunt for information about ways to weaken Satan.
I'm so confused by this.
1. I'm not an npc
2. I'm not in hell
3. I'm not trying to ascend
4. Why are you trying to smite me?
3 points spent. [5] You copy yourself repeatedly without any side effects.
Beirus: 45
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 22
Sarrak: 38
High tyrol: 45
endlessblaze: 37
Salsacookies: 41
poketwo: 45
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 24
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 8
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 18
conein: 8
H4zardZ1: 4
Whisperling: 16
Hiddenleafguy: 8
FallacyofUrist: 8
Megggas: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
conein
Can control metal. (Gained t1)
Has several thousand suits of metal armour. (Gained t26)
spazyak
God of destruction and weapons.
Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3)
Is being watched by an very powerful angel.
Hiddenleafguy
Has an amulet that grants immunity to angelic magic. (Gained t23)
Give armors and joy to everyone.
[6] You put armor in every closet within a kilometer.
Search for water and food before I die of thirst or hunger.
[4] You find enough food and water to survive until Earth is restored.
SMITE PAPHI FOR THE TREACHEROUS BUG HE IS, USE MY DESTRUCTIVE FIELD TO RAVAGE AND RIP HIM TO PIECES AND OBLITERATE HIM WHILE RELEASING THE SOUL ENERGY I HAVE CONSUMED IN A LARGE BLAST THAT SHALL REND HIM APART! ALL UDC FORCES SHALL BOMBARD HIM AND HIS FORCES WITH THEIR ANTI-GOD WEAPONRY!. +1 points for luck
Steal spazyak's power before I destroy them.
Forcibly restrain spazyak and send their power to my moon-selves in exchange for protection from the others' attacks. +5
"Okay don't get your panties in a bunch. But when I am done I shall get your help to find a holy artifact of sufficient power."
Change my action again. This time I shall go and find a polearm and violently murder paphi while shouting "BET YA WISHED YOU BOUGHT LIFE INSURANCE NOW!" to throw off police investigation.
Assist with Killing Paphi.
spazyak, Hiddenleafguy and H4zardZ1 kill alternate Paphi.
[3+2] Paphi transfers alternate spazyak's power to non-alternate Paphi.
Summon an army of space unicorns under my control.
[3] You summon ten space unicorns.
So, I have turns without existing.
Become a sentient paradox.
[6] You do that, which damages reality.
Then, the time loop restarts.
Beirus: 46
Nosaneinme: 9
AoshimaMichio: 23
Sarrak: 39
High tyrol: 46
endlessblaze: 38
Salsacookies: 42
poketwo: 46
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 25
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 19
conein: 9
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 17
Hiddenleafguy: 9
FallacyofUrist: 9
Megggas: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
conein
Can control metal. (Gained t1)
Has several thousand suits of metal armour. (Gained t26)
spazyak
God of destruction and weapons.
Projects an aura that tries to destroy everything within a meter. (Both gained t3 and lost t37)
Is being watched by an very powerful angel.
Hiddenleafguy
Has an amulet that grants immunity to angelic magic. (Gained t23)
Whisperling
Is a sapient paradox. (Gained t39, usable before then.)
"a time loop, really?"
stop the time loop, then manipulate time and space in such a way that paradoxes are ignored and any issues are minimal, (basically, you can kill you grandfather in the past without starting a paradox, and you can continue to exist despite logic) all needed points +2
Spend the needed points to oppose the timeloop fix, " Istill have things to change and well one of me is getting the amulet I shall get the holy grail!"
stop the time loop, then manipulate time and space in such a way that paradoxes are ignored and any issues are minimal, (basically, you can kill you grandfather in the past without starting a paradox, and you can continue to exist despite logic) all needed points +2
Assist, 1 points.
Spend the needed points to oppose the timeloop fix, " Istill have things to change and well one of me is getting the amulet I shall get the holy grail!"
assist.
Paphi is dead, let's never let him rise again, perhaps you can help me regain the power I loss in the future just as I'm helping you now.
7 points spent by endlessblaze. [5+2-1+1+1-1] endlessblaze ends the time loop and causes some significant contradictions in the timeline in the process of making time ignore paradoxes.
Use the food I found to have a pleasant picnic with my imaginary friends, Bill, Jill, and Malcolm X.
[2] Your imaginary friends don't show up.
Turn my space unicorns into gods of time. Call them "THE COUNCIL OF TIME".
You don't have enough power available for that.
Divine how much power I'd need as Moonpaphi to influence the timeloop.+4
Steal Nunzillor's time machine.
[3] You steal half of it. It would be trivial to to repair it if you had the rest of it.
Use my new, reality-damaging powers to make my "alternate" self perform the actions of my original self at the conclusion of the time-loop. +3 points for luck.
(Since death of my original self was a result of his inherent mortality, an issue not present in my current form, this should result in my "real" character retroactively becoming a living sapient paradox with the ability to control any number of souls, plus any other abilities I might gain while the time-loop is in effect)
[1+3] You cause your main self to become a sapient paradox.
Wake up from deep slumber. Figure out what's going on.
[6] There was a time loop until earlier this turn, a non-player demon was put in charge of the area around the city, and someone is plotting a rebellion against Satan.
Do something that affects other players.
[4] You magic pointy hats onto every player's head.
Increase power + Needed points
1 point spent. [1] You weaken yourself to the point that you can only affect a large star cluster at once with your power.
Create new, more durable mortals on my planet.
[3] You create another species of mortals on your world. They're not any more durable than the last ones.
Look for more power.
[3] You find some more generators.
Check on what Hiddenleafguy is up to.
[3] Hiddenleafguy appears to be on a quest for the holy grail.
Beirus: 47
Nosaneinme: 10
AoshimaMichio: 24
Sarrak: 40
High tyrol: 47
endlessblaze: 32
Salsacookies: 43
poketwo: 47
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 16
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 26
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 20
conein: 10
H4zardZ1: 5
Whisperling: 18
Hiddenleafguy: 10
FallacyofUrist: 10
Megggas: 7
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality in a area equal to that of a large star cluster in one action.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Half of the time machine has been stolen.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Has half of Nunzillor's time machine.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Become the god of Destruction and weapons, again! +3 points
[2] Your reascension fails.
Return to my previous power. +3 points.
[3+2] Done.
Find the holy grail!! Also pick up some takeout on the way.
[3] You collect some food, then start your quest.
Find the holy grail!! Also pick up some takeout on the way.
assist after i get my powers, cause I want some take out
I am not executing this action due to it being your second action this turn.
Mess around with my new pointy hat that materialized out of nowhere.
[6] You create a rabbit via pulling it out of your hat.
Where am i anyways?
go on a lonely planet
I think you're on Paphi's planet.
[1] You attend a few voidbeast parties.
Okay, Time to Timesuit to point of time before humanity and stop person, with 6 point
Who are you stopping?
"I will agree to them if they are focused tools of destruction. Only if they can be utilized with precision and some form of control."
"So be it!"
Create countless unicycles and judge wigs for Nunzillor, utilizing whatever weird magics I possess to give them varied and focusable powers , +5, directing my champion to retrieve the time machine if necessary.
Void action if Nunzillor doesn't come through.
[3+5] You create a vast number of extremely powerful and controllable unicycles and judge wigs in the possession of Nunzillor.
"Worry not. Everything is clearer now than it has ever been."
Create a host of flying judges on unicycles. They shall judge suspects, punish the guilty, and report to no master. Use construction materials from Paphi. 5 points.
Also, allow Paphi to have time machine.
[1+5] You use one of the unicycles to create a large army of wizard judges. Then you give them the unicycles and judge wigs Paphi gave you and give Paphi the rest of your time machine.
Beirus: 48
Nosaneinme: 11
AoshimaMichio: 25
Sarrak: 41
High tyrol: 48
endlessblaze: 33
Salsacookies: 44
poketwo: 48
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 27
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 21
conein: 11
H4zardZ1: 6
Whisperling: 19
Hiddenleafguy: 11
FallacyofUrist: 11
Megggas: 8
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Has a inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
Earth is devastated.
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Hey Nullinzor and hidden leaf mind helping me with something after I get Hidden leaf guy his holy grail
Assist hidden leaf find the holy grail with my UDC Military technology, including chain swords, power armor that looks similar to knights armor, laser guns, and space ships. +1 points for luck
Search for the holy grail some more, plus 3 points for luck
[4+3+1+1] You find the holy grail. There is a engraving on the pedestal that says that it is cursed.
Drove High Tyrol insane.
((Nothing better to do.))
[3] You slightly decrease High Tyrol's sanity.
Check if the bunny is some kind of Genie that grants wishes. If so, wish to go home. If not, name it "Whiskers".
You name the bunny after finding that it is not a genie.
Recall the Champion. Direct the homeworld to integrate the time machine into the portal.
Drove High Tyrol insane.
((Nothing better to do.))
"What would you offer for your freedom?"
Champion recalled. [3] You attach the time machine to your portal, but do not combine them.
Ascend in power!!! + 5 points.
Ascend in power!!! + 5 points.
Assist.
Ascend in power!!! + 5 points.
Assist.
assist.
I want to see someone become absolute ruler over everything.
[6+4+2] Coolrune can now warp reality on any scale, but has extremely malevolent rolls.
Summon a minion, two points, then sidekick attempt to tame voidbeasts
[3+2] You summon a very powerful eldritch horror, who begrudgingly agrees to serve you.
I think your sidekick was summoned by an eldritch horror and has not returned.
Whom kill humanity, that who stopping
[3] You slow AoshimaMichio's destruction of humanity down.
Search for enlightenment via meditation.
[2] You're too distracted by a feeling that you're being watched.
Discover if there's any ranks of power between me and God.
[5] There are. 7, not counting unique heavenly beings. Including them, there are either 9 or 10, depending if Satan counts.
Return to the homeworld.
[4] Done.
Beirus: 49
Nosaneinme: 12
AoshimaMichio: 26
Sarrak: 42
High tyrol: 49
endlessblaze: 34
Salsacookies: 45
poketwo: 49
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 28
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 22
conein: 10
H4zardZ1: 7
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 9
FallacyofUrist: 12
Megggas: 9
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Has a inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
Earth is devastated.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel.
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Turn 46
Hiddenleafguy finds the holy grail.
anyone want eternal youth? Anyone, not you Nullinzor you need to get medical attention first. Well time to help me hidden leaf and let me ascend to the Angel of sin and death.
Use the magic and UDC™ Technology!to empowa my self +1 points for luck
What magic are you using?
"Not really, the main reason that I needed the holy grail was to defeat Satan, and eat his power. Nun, grab the grail, I think that demon broke my arms." Pretend that my arms are broken.
[6] You convince the nun to take the holy grail. She dies as soon as she touches it."Not really, the main reason that I needed the holy grail was to defeat Satan, and eat his power. Nun, grab the grail, I think that demon broke my arms." Pretend that my arms are broken.
"Broken arms, huh? I'll ask one of those judges to help."
Get a judge to take the holy grail. Action for self: fix the undoubtedly broken arms.
The judge refuses due to the nun dying when she touched it. [3] You examine Hiddenleafguy's arms, but don't locate the damage.
Start potty training Whiskers, so that he doesn't make any messes on my side of the wasteland. Also teach him how to do a backflip.
[6] Potty and ninja training complete.
Perform mighty deeds in order to increase my rank.
[4] You gain one rank. You now have the rank of principality.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Assist.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Assist.
[2] You are not a wizard. [4+2] You do, however, create a wizard university that is dangerous and riddled with sealed demons.
me and eldritch horror: rescue sidekick
[4] Sidekick rescued.
My champion, having built the portal, is best suited to integrate the time machine. +1
I will free Cthulu. +1
Order and point to action given.
[2+1] You damage Cthulhu's prison heavily enough that he can free himself.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Give this man a hat.
[6] You give him an extremely large, fancy, and impractical hat.
Warp reality so that everyone likes me, but no further. +2 points.
[1+2] You make everyone slightly more friendly towards you.
My champion, having built the portal, is best suited to integrate the time machine. +1
I will free Cthulu. +1
So mind if I ask what you're planning on doing with that time machine? Also could I use it to keep past me from attacking you so I remain in control of hell.
Power, of course. And I suppose you could.
Which galaxy am I in?
One nowhere near the milky way, but in the same supercluster.
With Six point in hand, Destoyer of humanity parpend to DEFEATTTTTTTTTT!(in over-top anime voice)
[1+6] You prevent AoshimaMichio's death and the devastation of Earth. They then both happen and not happen.
Merge the time portal with the other portal.
[6+1] You combine them, but the resulting portal needs an interface to not go to random times and places. Also you can't turn it off.
Beirus: 50
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 27
Sarrak: 43
High tyrol: 50
endlessblaze: 35
Salsacookies: 46
poketwo: 50
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 29
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 2
DoctorMcTaalik: 23
conein: 11
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 21
Hiddenleafguy: 10
FallacyofUrist: 13
Megggas: 10
Elephant Parade: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
Seal is heavily damaged.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
Earth is devastated/Isn't devastated.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel/ remains alive.
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory/ remains at it's current glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Turn 46
Hiddenleafguy finds the holy grail.
Turn 47
Elephant Parade's university is built.
Great natural magic, the stuff that flows through the universe to be channeled into a ring that shall let me influence the minds of those who wear the similar rings. after wards make the other 10 rings similar rings. Each ring gives its own unique bonus, the main ring, my ring, grants an incorporeal form in which you can not be hit through normal means but you can harm others. They others have a random good effect.
You're not skilled enough to make that without points.
Use my reality-distortion to warp the demons' prisons away from the university. Stick each one on a random, uninhabited planet in the galaxy.
[5] Done.
Break free, go on a destructive rampage.
[5] Both done. The general area around you is now a wasteland.
Use my hat to create 2 dozen more rabbits. Then have Whiskers train them all to be ninjas.
[2] The new rabbits are not successfully trained.
Pretend to remember that my suit has a auto heal, and that the pain was just repercussions from the painkillers it used to help heal me. "Wait, the nun touched it with her bare skin, so she died." Grab the grail, hoping that my amulet will protect me, and shout. "God has gifted me with the responsibility of slaying Satan with this holy grail, and thus, I am the only one who can lift it!"
[1] You grab the holy grail and die. Respawn?
My champion will continue to work on the time portal until it is controllable, works both ways, and can be turned off, with my commands to the portal having highest priority.
Inspect neighboring star systems for intelligent life to subjugate. If also possible, attempt to establish contact with Intertank.
Order given. [6] You find a rather large interstellar empire entirely surrounding you. Intertank contacted.
"A ring? Of course. Shame about that nun, though. Where did she come from, anyway?"
Set the judges free as NPCs who will judge all and punish the unrighteous. 2 points. Except for one, who will defend spazyak from legal attack.
They are already NPCs. They just don't have much to do right now.
What's this with me destroying humanity? I gave up that goal a while ago.
Ascend rank once more.
Time travel is involved with the recent mentions of you destroying humanity. [2] You don't gain any increase in status.
ME SIDEKICK AND ELDRITCH HORROR: START UNIVERSE PARTY
[3] You start a large party.
Turn everything in the domain of my power a tiny bit bluer, because blue calms the mind and makes people less likely to rebel against me.
[1] Everything's red now.
Punch Coolrune
[3] You manage to twist yourself so that you lightly tap Coolrune.
Well it's been eighty pages. How long did my self sufficient, god force field protected city bound within the place between places, far away from anything you would do, take to be destroyed. How many points do I have?
actually I reconstructed the force field and the city. I have worked hard to protect humanity only for those worthless ass holes to ruin it.
Seriously? Again? I built Bubblaria using nothing but a toaster half the innards of a refrigeration unit and an iPod! I just wanted to protect people and make everyone happy and reign as God-Mayor for eternity! But nooooooooooo! Everyone wants to destroy it for some reason! Screw that!
I use 10 points to resurrect Bubblaria and make it and everyone within it immortal and indestructible to actions with the goal or outcome being it's disestablishment as a city or causing significant damage to part of the city that is not a threat to the rest with these changes being applied to any repairs or additions.
As a side note I believe the populous was incapable of doing anything besides maintaining themselves and society without my direct intervention thus making any political movement or change psychologically impossible. And of course by resurrect I mean temporally reset to where it was pre-destruction.
There have been three resets. This reset has a copy of Bubblaria, I don't remember if the other ones did. I think that the first Bubblaria was intact when the first reset happened, and has not been interfered with. As point totals and the player list were reset when the resets happened, you do not have 10 points. You have 3 points right now.
Sorry Guyies, So Must Ask I allow to make own my empire you know allow I join Interstellar Committee Board
As long as you do not invade UDC teritory or hel, als please take a ring of power.
Okay, I will Reminder, So Do Remember anything
To see if I'm am Esper from zero escape, Two point aid
You are not an Esper.
Ummnn can I join?
Yes, and merely asking if you can join counts as joining.
Study at my wizard university.
[5] You learn wizardry.
Upgrade the portal as ordered.
[1] You break the portal. It's still repairable.
Beirus: 51
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 28
Sarrak: 44
High tyrol: 51
endlessblaze: 36
Salsacookies: 47
poketwo: 51
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 30
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 24
conein: 12
H4zardZ1: 9
Whisperling: 22
Hiddenleafguy: 11
FallacyofUrist: 14
Megggas: 11
Elephant Parade: 5
The Froggy Ninja: 4
Tomasque: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Dead.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Everywhere
Is red.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
Earth is devastated/Isn't devastated.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel/ remains alive.
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory/ remains at it's current glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Turn 46
Hiddenleafguy finds the holy grail.
Turn 47
Elephant Parade's university is built.
Turn 48
DoctorMcTaalik is freed.
Before anyone else acts, use my reality-warping to phase out of the universe and enter another version of the game. Aside from me, this "alternate" game should be completely empty of players, and will be immune to reboots. While there, the actions of other players should be unable to affect me, and I should have the option of respawning there when I die.
Needed points +3 for luck.
8 points charged. [1+3] You create a fully alternate reality that is shielded from reboots and the actions of other players, assuming the players in question don't spend at least 5 points and aren't in your reality. It isn't as protected against NPCs that don't serve players, but it's still hard to get there for them.
Kill everyone +7
Kill everyone +7
Prevent this. 3 points.
Kill everyone +7
Prevent this. 3 points.
Eliminate all traces of Generally me from existence. Necessary points +7.
Kill everyone +7
Since this man is about to kill EVERYONE, the protector sword is probably about to become super-powered! Smite Generally Me!
Kill everyone +7
Including yourself.
I can't tell if H4zardZ1's action is meant to be a hinder, and due to that I will not execute it.
10 points charged to Beirus. [3+4 vs. 2+3+7+2] Generally me is expunged from reality, along with all of their clones. Due to Generally me being time, this results in existence becoming a nightmare without beginning or end. Or everyone's watches breaking at the same time. Probably the first one.
Due to time breaking, the rest of the actions this turn will not be executed.
Due to time being destroyed, the player and world states refer to how it would be if time was restored. Except for Beirus, all statements of immunity to reboots, Whisperling's reality and endlessblaze's stuff. Those are unharmed by time's death.
Beirus: 42
Nosaneinme: 9
AoshimaMichio: 29
Sarrak: 45
High tyrol: 52
endlessblaze: 37
Salsacookies: 48
poketwo: 52
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 31
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 25
conein: 13
H4zardZ1: 10
Whisperling: 15
Hiddenleafguy: 12
FallacyofUrist: 15
Megggas: 12
Elephant Parade: 6
The Froggy Ninja: 5
Tomasque: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Dead.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Wait, my wizard university is part of the world's default state? Neat.
Take advantage of this rare phenomenon to study advanced time magic. +2 points.
[1+2] You learn how to protect yourself from time shenanigans.
Eat myself.
[2] You don't find yourself particularly appetizing.
Condense some of the pervasive timelessness into a liquid potion. The potion should grant its imbiber the ability to be free from time, as well as cause and effect. 2 points.
[6+1] You create a potion that causes the drinker to project a field of timelessness. The field is permanent and doesn't disappear when the drinker leaves. The drinker will continue to project the field indefinitely.
Consolidate my timeless power, including any magic, advanced technology, the Intertank, and the most powerful version of my champion, onto my planet and my moons, and ensure they remain within my relative time should the timeline be restored. +3
Order all of my champions and Intertanks to hinder, by any means, any attempts to restore the timeline by anyone that is not me.
I do not understand what you mean by your relative time. In any case, you consolidate your forces on yourself and your planet. Also, your minions can't really help against anything strong enough to restore time.
Live in da nightmare
[1] You don't do anything with your complete lack of time.
Restore time. + Needed points
"Any assistance would be welcome here."
Restore time. + Needed points
"Any assistance would be welcome here."
Assist in such a way that I can manipulate me to exist, not exist and be in all possible states at once thus being unable to get hit through normal means +4 points
Yes sir
Restore time. + Needed points
"Any assistance would be welcome here."
Assist, but be sure to do it in a way so that Satan is trapped in a time loop.
Use 8 of my points to help restore time.
Restore time. + Needed points
"Any assistance would be welcome here."
Yes.
Assist.
Assist Hiddenleafguy.
0 points spent by Coolrune. [6+1] [1+1] [4+4+8] Time has been restored, and the order of events is now constantly shifting. Also, spazyak learns that there are a surprisingly large number of ways to be in enough pain to be incapable of doing anything under your own power by experiencing all of them at the same time.
Stay frozen in time.
You're not powerful enough to do that without points.
If time is restored/repaired at this point, apply protection on it preventing players becoming one, preventing manipulation of time outside of laws of physics and preventing destruction of time again. +10.
Are you sure that you want to do this action with time as it is?
Respawn as a giant snake capable of eating reality
No, and I will restrict respawning to beings about as powerful as a normal human from now on.
Read a book.
[3] You read a mediocre novel.
Beirus: 43
Nosaneinme: 10
AoshimaMichio: 30
Sarrak: 46
High tyrol: 53
endlessblaze: 38
Salsacookies: 49
poketwo: 53
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 12
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 32
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 26
conein: 14
H4zardZ1: 11
Whisperling: 16
Hiddenleafguy: 13
FallacyofUrist: 8
Megggas: 13
Elephant Parade: 5
The Froggy Ninja: 6
Tomasque: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Dead.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which causes enough pain to be completely disabling.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
No, I don't consider that as repaired time. But while we are shifting so much:
Prevent Satan's fall from grace. +1
[6+1] You convince "past" Satan that openly rebelling against God is a bad idea. Due to that, Satan is duplicated.
AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!
You're in too much pain for that to be doable.
Respawn as an aasimar (tiefling, but for gods instead of daemons.) then go steal one of coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelry pieces. Then if I still have time go pick up my amulet. "Anyone have any idea what day of the week it is in this messed up universe where a normal day amounts to attempting (and failing.) to usurp Satan?"
[1] You respawn as a tiefling. Coolrune's anti-mindcontrol jewelery is small enough to fit individual subatomic particles, and due to that you can't take it. [4] You take and wear your amulet.
That is sooooooo boring though
Respawn as Jim the accountant
[3] You respawn as a counter.
Trance out.
[1] You fail to enter a trance in a rather painful way.
Become a bunny match maker. Use my hat to create a hundred or so bunnies, then start pairing them into romantic couples based on their personalities. After that, free all my bunnies, except Whiskers, so that they can populate this barren wasteland.
[2] The bunnies don't cooperate.
AGGHHHH SOMEBODY HELP GET ME SOME MORPHINE OR MAKE ME NUMB TO PAIN!
Slowly become numb to the pain and become one with the pain!
"Relax. This will help."
Inject a small amount of the timelessness potion into spazyak with a needle. Then, chug the rest.
[5] spazyak ceases to be in constant debilitating pain, and starts leaving a trail of timelessness. The potion works at full power when you drink it.
Heal Spayzak in all of his different forms.
[3] You successfully get spazyak into a state where he won't be in disabling pain if he exits timelessness.
Read another book.
[3] You read a mediocre romance novel.
Attempt to expand my influence to other moons. Order minions to begin galactic conquest.
[2] You remain firmly planted in your current bodies. Orders given.
Set up a system of government for when we take over more planets.
[4] Done. Paphi now has administrators for their empire.
Take over a solar system via threats of using my weapons and/or the actual use of said weapons.
[5] They surrender without you having to actually fire your weapons at them.
Place a ward against time paradoxes around my palace.
[2] You fail to set up a working ward against time paradoxes.
Beirus: 44
Nosaneinme: 11
AoshimaMichio: 30
Sarrak: 47
High tyrol: 54
endlessblaze: 39
Salsacookies: 50
poketwo: 54
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 33
Generally me: 3
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 27
conein: 15
H4zardZ1: 12
Whisperling: 17
Hiddenleafguy: 14
FallacyofUrist: 9
Megggas: 14
Elephant Parade: 6
The Froggy Ninja: 7
Tomasque: 7
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
Oops. Well, whatever.
Upgrade my anti-mindcontrol technology to produce planetary scale anti-mindcontrol fields.
You aren't powerful enough to make the anti-mind-control tech that powerful.
Look around this barren wasteland for the materials needed to make simple tools, like a pickaxe. If possible, create a pickaxe, and then start digging a quarry.
[3] You find the raw materials for a pick. You do not find the tools to make a pick.
The many horrific faces acrossed the body known as spazyak, consonantly shifting into life and death-being born and destroyed Would speak.
Yes.....Thank you for helping me....Leafe, you wish to destroy Satan still? Perhaps I can help Forge the Epic Sword- Night Bringer. Capable of rending all foes' dreams and minds so I don't have to destroy their body....unless i want to.
I don't think you have the ability to make that.
Blueify the universe.
[3] You make the universe very slightly bluer.
Find a book that's actually somewhat interesting.
[6] You read Killing Whisperling For Dummies. It's entirely accurate.
Challenge God to a game of who can stay inanimate the longest. Who ever wins gets to become an accountant.
God refuses.
Walk into Satan's palace. Convince him to give control of Hell to me or suffer timelessness.
If the threat fails, then (time allowing) attack the palace with my army of demons.
+3 points.
"No. Die." [5] You manage to permanently banish Satan from Hell before he can kill you.
Challenge Satan to a rap battle for control of Hell, if I lose, I die.
Based off of your statement that if Nunzillor and spazyak fail to overthrow Satan you would get a rap battle, I assume you intended to wait until Nunzillor's action had been executed. As Nunzillor succeeded, I assume that you do not intend to do this action.
Turn my largest moon into an ark capable of holding many voidbeasts. +2
[5+2] Done. It is self-driving and hates you.
Ask the Intertank for assistance with repairing the portal, then repair the portal if it assists.
The Intertank seems to think it has better things to do.
Take over another solar system via the same means.
[3] You take over a planet, but not the rest of the system.
Usurp control of the nearest interstellar civilization.
[6] You take over the empire surrounding Paphi.
Beirus: 45
Nosaneinme: 12
AoshimaMichio: 31
Sarrak: 48
High tyrol: 55
endlessblaze: 40
Salsacookies: 51
poketwo: 55
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 34
Generally me: 4
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 28
conein: 16
H4zardZ1: 13
Whisperling: 18
Hiddenleafguy: 15
FallacyofUrist: 10
Megggas: 15
Elephant Parade: 7
The Froggy Ninja: 8
Tomasque: 8
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Has an moon-sized ark that hates them.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Everywhere
Is red.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
A terrible echo issues forth once more, shaking the very fabric of reality with its rage, "HEY! I HAD DIBS, SATAN!"
Perhaps I could be of assistance? Please, use the UDC navy well. I need it.
Spazyak would then chuckle slightly typing some stuff into a tablet
"My forces are still in reserve. While I appreciate your offer of... 'assistance', I will handle this matter myself."
Are you sure? My men could use some training and I have nothing against you. Come on what bad will it do?
Insult God and call him a bitch.
If he actually does this, smite him so hard that he's deader than dead. +7
"Blasphemy is a sin and sinners are to be punished. I haven't heard of that being changed lately. I'm merely following orders,and this isn't related to you, so please stand aside."
"Y'know, why don't you worship me? I'm a kick-ass all powerful deity. I'm kind and forgiving. And if people insult me, I smite them myself. Plus, you get paid overtime. Time and a half over 40 hours, time and a half and a half over 60. Retirement will always be an option, too!"
Execute this only if it is possible to do so without failing whole smiting part: Check with God my employment contract if it is possible to change company.
smite aoshimalmichio.
"your over reacting by a longshot"
Also note that's not my name.
Insult God and call him a bitch.
Insult God and call him a bitch.
"If you do that I will smite you so hard that you'll be deader than dead! I will not tolerate that kind of blashphemy!"
Come at me bruh!
"I come with fire and pain, I bring end of sin, tear down homes of those who speak blasphemy. And sinners shall weep, they tear their clothes, throw ash and dust on their heads and beg forgiveness of Most Divine, but they shan't have it, for they have sinned against Him."
smite aoshimalmichio.
"your over reacting by a longshot"
[6+2+7 vs. 5+3] Generally me is deleted from existence immediately after preforming blasphemy. Generally me: respawn?
God states that He is fine with AoshimaMichio changing company, and AoshimaMichio will retain his resurrection rights if you remain in good standing.
Become the god of change, mutation, and evolution +3 points
[1] You become immune to divine power.
Spend 5 points to change Hell so that it is no longer made up of tiny clones of Coolrune, it gets really annoying after awhile.
Challenge Satan to a rap battle for supreme control of his empire.
Too many actions.
Heal everything in the universe, simultaneously.
[1+1] You heal absolutely nothing.
Meditate on how no books seem to be both interesting and nonviolent.
[4] It's probably just bad luck.
Ask Whiskers for advice on what I should do.
[4] Whiskers suggests that you search for a farm.
"Now that Hell is wrested from that tyrant's control, a true golden age will begin."
Begin this golden age by ascending into godhood. Needed points +3.
6 points spent. [2+3] You gain godhood with no side effects.
Get more experience with spaceships.
[2] You don't find any spaceships to practice with.
Send the ark into Dreamspace, for posterity.
[6] You teleport the ark there. You notice something staring back at you from the ark.
Build an interstellar teleporter.
[5] Done. It can transport entire armies, and is 2-way.
Finish taking over this system.
[2] You somehow miss everything in the system except the star.
"...You know what, it's not worth it."
Step down from my position as the ruler of the empire around Paphi.
[3] You are immediately made the successor of the new emperor.
Beirus: 46
Nosaneinme: 13
AoshimaMichio: 25
Sarrak: 49
High tyrol: 56
endlessblaze: 41
Salsacookies: 52
poketwo: 56
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 35
Generally me: 5
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 29
conein: 17
H4zardZ1: 14
Whisperling: 19
Hiddenleafguy: 16
FallacyofUrist: 11
Megggas: 16
Elephant Parade: 8
The Froggy Ninja: 9
Tomasque: 9
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Extremely dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
Attack and conquer local Hell. All remnants of Satan's influence must be removed.
Attack and conquer local Hell. All remnants of Satan's influence must be removed.
Assist, using my mobilized army to provide covering fire and blast holes in the defenses of the hell fort for us to enter through and tear our foes to peaces!
[3+1] You take over Local Hell and replace the ruler with someone loyal to you.
Explore my reality in search of artifacts.
[4] You find a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
Create a pocket galaxy in my pocket and put all of my clones in it before hiddenleafguy tries to kill them. +2 points.
[6+2] You put all of the contents of Hell into your pocket. You sense the newly arriving souls in Hell screaming, presumably due to being happy for your success.
Okay, I didn't really expect you to let me, onwards to actions!! Spend five points makeing it so that Hell is no longer made of Minirunes! (Mini Coolrunes!)
Coolrune moved all of the contents of Hell into his pocket, so this action is not doable.
Great idea Whiskers!
Search for a farm.
[6] You find a bunny farm.
"What you'll be doing is pretty much anything under the sun, as long as it's beneficial. Your job is simply to go out there and make the universe better. I really don't care as long as you do that. The one thing I won't tolerate is if you cause pain upon another individual unless there is no other way. Benefits include ascension to being a minor deity, and if you want, I could probably try to create you your own galaxy to chill in. Payment? Well.... just ask, and if it's within my power, and if it's reasonable, I'll grant you it. And contract termination? You can leave at any time and keep the benefits I bestowed upon you. I just won't keep on giving you more."
"Alright, since Paphi is too busy with Satan, I'll sign contract of employment with you."
Terminating employment with God and moving office under Coolrune.
Done.
"I never said I was going to kill them! I said I was going to make it so the Hell was no longer made of your Minirunes!"
"Then move all those mini-Coolrunes to a galaxy, or a million galaxies for that matter."
Remove Coolrune's roll malevolence. 6 Points.
[5+3] You remove Coolrune's roll malevolence via creating a new law banning roll malevolence boosts.
Respawn as accountant
[3] You are an unemployed accountant.
Count my moons. Attempt once more to control other moons in my system, +1
You have 3 moons left. [6+1] You distribute yourself across every moon in your solar system. You also lose all of your senses.
Beirus: 47
Nosaneinme: 14
AoshimaMichio: 26
Sarrak: 50
High tyrol: 57
endlessblaze: 42
Salsacookies: 53
poketwo: 57
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 36
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 30
conein: 18
H4zardZ1: 9
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 17
FallacyofUrist: 12
Megggas: 17
Elephant Parade: 9
The Froggy Ninja: 10
Tomasque: 10
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An unemployed accountant.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system.
Lacks any senses.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
"You know what? That'll do. Sorry guys! But that'll do. Oh right, let's make Aoshima a deity."
Make Aoshima into a minor deity.
[3] You make AoshimaMichio a demigod.
Action SWITCH!
Spend 3-5 points making it so that Coolrune cannot put on pants, or shirts with pockets on them, or anything with pockets!
(Addon to last action.) In addition, if any of the previously mentioned items are current items are on him when it happens, they disintegrate into pure, unholy, and unhealthy energy.
"Aoshima, I'm a bit busy making you a god, but this random guy is kinda trying to take my clothes off... could you hinder his action please?"
"No problem. Consider it done. Because he's undoing himself."
Hinder Hiddenleafguy's action with Coolrune's clothes if it even gets through. +1
Otherwise find out where worst plague in universe currently is.
[4-1-1] Coolrune remains clothed, and has no more pocket-related restrictions then normal.
Wait, so I'm a sentient paradox, and I also have a foam hand that can conceal paradoxes? Neat, I can conceal myself!
Find some more books to read.
[5] You find a library with a lot of interesting books.
Create the Core, a metal sphere capable of processing any matter into robots that obey my command, which can themselves process matter into robots that obey my commands, and so on and so forth. All points.
[1+9] Done, but you place "make more robots" in their programming instead of "obey me".
Now to retake my city and homeland. Retake Bulbaria! +1 points!
Nunzillor, may I decree that the Red Council now has a home and country in hell?
You fill out the paperwork for changing who rules Bubblaria.
Assert that I had no conventional senses to begin with, thus I could not have lost them.
Failing that, replace my senses with some that can function coherently over massive distances. +x, +2, ascend if necessary.
You make that assertion. You can't tell if anyone heard it. You certainly didn't.
2 points spent. [6+2] You now see everything except yourself within several kilometers of your surface in enough detail to disintegrate most things by looking at them funny.
Woohoo! Looks like we're eating good tonight, Whiskers!
Take some of the bunnies in the bunny farm and make them into a nice pot of rabbit stew. Feed the stew to myself and Whiskers.
[1] You make a heap of contaminated rabbit entrails.
Get employed
[5] You get a well-paying job.
"The souls are getting restless in the void that was once our home. Look, is this agreeable to you, Coolrune?"
Replace the mini-clones in Coolrune's pocket that comprise the matter of Hell with functionally identical demon-atoms and demon-molecules. Ensure that the clones are safely displaced to another dimension in the process. Needed points +2.
5 points spent. [5+2] Done, but the demon-particles are unfriendly.
Is portals that goes to hell are 2-way or 1-way?
They're 2-way.
Beirus: 48
Nosaneinme: 15
AoshimaMichio: 26
Sarrak: 51
High tyrol: 58
endlessblaze: 43
Salsacookies: 54
poketwo: 58
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 37
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 8
DoctorMcTaalik: 31
conein: 19
H4zardZ1: 10
Whisperling: 21
Hiddenleafguy: 15
FallacyofUrist: 1
Megggas: 18
Elephant Parade: 10
The Froggy Ninja: 11
Tomasque: 11
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
FallacyofUrist
Has a device that creates self-replicating robots entirely focused on self-replication.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
Go to somewhere solid and hospitable to my life and activate the Core!
[1] You get assassinated before you can activate the Core. Respawn?
Search for the "spellbook" section.
[2] The spellbook section is apparently section 4A9E. The map doesn't tell you where that is.
Kill all the anarchists and establish complete control over the city
[2] The demon particles punch you repeatedly with your own hand.
Find out where worst plague in universe currently is.
[3] You find a major plague.
"Okay. I'll remove it from my pocket. I'm not sure exactly what that will do though. My apologies if everyone in Hell suddenly feels like they have been reduced to a pile of atoms."
Remove Hell from my pocket, try to keep it unsquished. If possible, keep ascending Aoshima.
[2] You pull out some pocket lint.
Begin attempting to ascend to godhood through mantling (http://www.google.com/gwt/x?gl=US&hl=en-US&u=http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Mantling&source=s&q=Mantling+elder+scrolls), in other words, pretend to be a god, until I become a god, if fucking Talos did it, SO CAN I. (Happens to like the god that Talos replaced, more then Talos.)
Godhood doesn't work like that in this universe.
Extend to Earth's Moon.
Instruct Intertank to control the interstellar empire's home system.
If that works, send the Champion through the teleporter thing to conquer their homeworld, 'peacefully'.
[6] You possess Earth's moon, without damaging any of it other than the crust. Most of your new surface is converted to lava, however. Orders given.
Combine my raw materials with the rabbit entrails to create a useful item!
[2] You create a heap of inedible rabbit entrails on a stick.
Make friends with some people.
[5] You form many friendships.
Convince the demon-particles to only be unfriendly to enemies of the council.
[4] You get them to not be actively malevolent to anyone who isn't an enemy of the council.
Seize the home system of the interstellar empire.
[4] You gain control over that system.
Invade the homeworld of the interstellar empire.
[2] Your attack is repelled.
Just build my own minions, far away from Paphi.
[1] You build an rebellious robot army. They can't harm you directly, but they are annoying.
Beirus: 49
Nosaneinme: 16
AoshimaMichio: 27
Sarrak: 52
High tyrol: 59
endlessblaze: 44
Salsacookies: 55
poketwo: 59
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 38
Generally me: 8
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 9
DoctorMcTaalik: 32
conein: 20
H4zardZ1: 11
Whisperling: 22
Hiddenleafguy: 16
FallacyofUrist: 2
Megggas: 19
Elephant Parade: 11
The Froggy Ninja: 12
Tomasque: 12
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
FallacyofUrist
Has a device that creates self-replicating robots entirely focused on self-replication.
Dead.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
8 votes for a reboot. When will it happen?
That poll is old. That reboot happened a while ago.
Your best bet for a reboot is to enter the game, amass points, and then force it with an action.
Just be sure you can get past Beirus.
Send a letter to Satan.
I don't mean to be a bother. I'm sorry your terrible luck landed you in my corner of reality, but I have plans to enact, and cannot allow you to interfere.
However, I still feel bad about that time I destroyed your palace, even though you did get some power from it. In an effort to improve our relations, and frankly, that I may harness the untold power of immortal souls in return, I'd like to help you get Hell back. My current, negotiable conditions are as follows:
-I retain all rights to souls whose deaths were in some way caused by me
-I am granted, in some controllable way, the ability to utilize said souls in any manner of my choice
-Your unbreakable pact that you will not attempt to reclaim, free, interfere or otherwise meddle with my souls or use of them
In return, you would be gifted a massive army of my pets and the rights to summon and use an ark I recently stranded in Dreamspace, as well as my active assistance in the reconquest.
Please consider this avenue of action, as your luck has been short lately.
Become immune to reboots! +4 points
Insufficient points devoted to action.
Respawn. Activate the Core!
[6] You are consumed by the Core, and it starts creating a horde of robots on Earth. Respawn?
Send a letter to Satan.
I don't mean to be a bother. I'm sorry your terrible luck landed you in my corner of reality, but I have plans to enact, and cannot allow you to interfere.
However, I still feel bad about that time I destroyed your palace, even though you did get some power from it. In an effort to improve our relations, and frankly, that I may harness the untold power of immortal souls in return, I'd like to help you get Hell back. My current, negotiable conditions are as follows:
-I retain all rights to souls whose deaths were in some way caused by me
-I am granted, in some controllable way, the ability to utilize said souls in any manner of my choice
-Your unbreakable pact that you will not attempt to reclaim, free, interfere or otherwise meddle with my souls or use of them
In return, you would be gifted a massive army of my pets and the rights to summon and use an ark I recently stranded in Dreamspace, as well as my active assistance in the reconquest.
Please consider this avenue of action, as your luck has been short lately.
"I refuse. The anti-interference and soul-claiming clauses are too broad."
Restore the contents of Hell to Hell.
With what?
Protect Coolrune from interruptions. +12
If no one interrupts him, then convert that plague into anti-plague that destroys other plagues. +1
[3+1] Plague conversion done.
Spend five points making it so that godhood does work like that, then attempt my last action again.
Spend all my points completing the action from before I must ascend!
This is two actions, and due to that is invalid. To be more specific, the first one is two actions, the second one is effectively zero actions.
Bend reality so that ascension to godhood is impossible unless directly assisted by a deity. +7 points.
[4+2] You add a law banning all ascension to godhood. It can still be worked around or overruled by 5-point actions, of course.
Take a nap. Dream about my pleasant childhood.
[5] You have many pleasant dreams.
Find a more detailed map of the library.
[1] You find several maps, all of which are only right in some places due to coincidence.
Get married
[5] You have a happy wedding.
Retire to a nice seaside cottage in Scotland.
[4] Done.
Begin amassing points!
Done.
Beirus: 50
Nosaneinme: 17
AoshimaMichio: 27
Sarrak: 53
High tyrol: 60
endlessblaze: 45
Salsacookies: 56
poketwo: 60
spazyak: 5
Nunzillor: 5
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 39
Generally me: 9
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 33
conein: 21
H4zardZ1: 12
Whisperling: 23
Hiddenleafguy: 17
FallacyofUrist: 3
Megggas: 20
Elephant Parade: 12
The Froggy Ninja: 13
Tomasque: 13
Shaporia: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Is happily married.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
A tiefling.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
FallacyofUrist
Has a device that creates self-replicating robots entirely focused on self-replication.
Dead.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
No one can ascend to godhood.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Is being eaten by a horde of robots.
Hell
Is empty except for screaming damned souls.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Former contents of Hell
In Coolrune206's pocket.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In the former contents of Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of the former contents of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
Respawn as an elderly technomage. Watch the robots consume the earth, eating popcorn as I do so. Alternatively, if something interrupts me, use all my points to kill whatever interrupted me.
[4] You watch the robots, eating popcorn donations from a doomsday cult.
Spend all my points overruling his "law" and ascend to godhood, preferably being the god of knowledge and invention.
[3+12] You are now Coolrune's divine power. You cannot do any actions other than respawning and 3 and 5-point actions. Well, you would be able to do 3 or 5-point actions if you had enough points. Respawn?
Restore the contents of Hell to Hell. With needed points +2.
5 points spent. [3+2] Done.
"See what I mean?! Ugh! I always mess what I try to do up!"
Become immune to reboots. + Needed points.
You don't have enough points.
Alter the sourcecode of the robots eating earth so that they will be focused on restoration of balanced nature.
Should those be destroyed before my action is resolved, then improve my anti-mind control technology to produce planetary sized fields with 3 points.
"No meddling from you! You'll probably still end up having the robots destroy humanity! Earth is mine, do you understand?"
paphi sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change, if you have such concerns then you can assist or destroy them completely. They are robots, you are an eldrich being of immense power.
"It's the principle of the matter. I demand sovereignty. Though, you are right. All this talk of everyone's power has been making me feel irrelevant."
Destroy the hordes of robots. +2
Order minions to vassalize the empire.
Order given. [6+2] Done. Earth's continents are rearranged in the process.
Alter the sourcecode of the robots eating earth so that they will be focused on restoration of balanced nature.
Should those be destroyed before my action is resolved, then improve my anti-mind control technology to produce planetary sized fields with 3 points.
[6] You upgrade your anti-mind-control tech to the point that it creates star-sized fields.
Become a summoner. +5
[6+5] You become a summoner specializing in massively destructive eldritch horrors.
Become immune to reboots. Necessary points +4
9 points spent. [1+4] Done.
Become the mighty god of Chaos and Mutation! +5 points
[3] You become the demigod of chaos.
Take Whiskers for a walk around the wasteland.
[4] Done.
Learn to create magical artifacts. Needed points +3
4 points spent. [6+3] You learn how to build doomsday devices.
Go to university and learn about geology.
[2] You don't learn anything of note.
Abuse time magic to become twice as fast. X + 2 points.
3 points spent. [2+2] You become twice as fast. This doesn't actually help you do more stuff per turn, though.
Convince the leaders of the interstellar empire to surrender.
[2] They refuse.
Beirus: 42
Nosaneinme: 18
AoshimaMichio: 28
Sarrak: 54
High tyrol: 61
endlessblaze: 46
Salsacookies: 57
poketwo: 61
spazyak: 6
Nunzillor: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 40
Generally me: 10
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 4
DoctorMcTaalik: 34
conein: 22
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 1
FallacyofUrist: 4
Megggas: 21
Elephant Parade: 10
The Froggy Ninja: 14
Tomasque: 14
Shaporia: 5
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
Immune to reboots.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Is happily married.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery with star-sized areas of effect.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
Can summon massively destructive eldritch horrors.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Coolrune's divine power.
Cannot act independently short of 3-point actions.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
Knows how to create doomsday devices.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Demigod of chaos.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Is twice as fast as normal.
FallacyofUrist
An elderly technomage.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
No one can ascend to godhood.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Hell
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
GOTTA GO FAST
(X + 2)
3 points spent. [2+2] You become even faster.
perform a coupe and take over the UDC completely+2 points
Hey cool rune wouldn't it make sense if I, as your antithesis, was on the same power level and godhood level as you?
[2+2] Done.
Well... doomsday devices work.
Create a planet-destroying scepter. It should only work on planets in my reality, and it should only be useable by me. 1 point for luck.
[1+1] You don't come up with a design that cares what reality the target is in.
Infect the minds of the empire's leaders with zealous loyaltymadness that will spread upon eye contact. +1
[4+1] You take over the entire empire with that.
Go back to my bunny farm and carefully observe all the bunnies, while attempting to learn their language.
[6] You learn their language. It is entirely composed of confusion.
Urge the demon lords of Hell to consider rehabilitation as an alternative to punishment for arriving souls.
[3] Some of them switch over. Most of the ones who do are younger.
get a degree in geology
[2] You fail.
"Hey boss. How about my status as a minor god as stated in my work contract?"
((Star sized? What star size we are talkin about? Sun? UY Scuti? Red dwarf?))
"Oh, right. I'm sorry. I got a bit distracted with other stuff."
Ascend Aoshima to further godhood.
Breaks the anti-ascension law. It didn't get removed by Hiddenleafguy overruling it.
Deliver anti-mindcontrol jewelry to entities in position of leadership who do not yet have one.
[5] Done. This includes the leaders of Paphi's new empire. That empire is no longer under the control of Paphi.
The game has gotten confusing and strange! I propose we have a game reset! Who's with me?
Someone else could restart the game.
Summon a ever-consuming sentient and sapient eldritch horror made from kudzu. Required Points+1
Any compliant about me doing this is accepted.
1 point spent. [1+1] You don't summon an apocalyptic eldritch horror.
Beirus: 43
Nosaneinme: 19
AoshimaMichio: 29
Sarrak: 55
High tyrol: 62
endlessblaze: 47
Salsacookies: 58
poketwo: 62
spazyak: 5
Nunzillor: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 41
Generally me: 11
Paphi: 6
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 35
conein: 23
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 20
Hiddenleafguy: 2
FallacyofUrist: 5
Megggas: 22
Elephant Parade: 8
The Froggy Ninja: 15
Tomasque: 15
Shaporia: 6
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
Immune to reboots.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
An employed accountant.
Has many friends.
Is happily married.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Is also a god.
Rules Hell.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
Is also a demigod.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery with star-sized areas of effect.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Rules 1 solar system.
Has lost 2 moons.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by Satan's interstellar empire.
Is distributed across every moon in their solar system, as well as Earth's moon.
Can see everything within a few kilometers of their surface in enough detail to cause disintegration.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
Can summon massively destructive eldritch horrors.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Coolrune's divine power.
Cannot act independently short of 3-point actions.
Has an amulet that gives immunity to angelic magic.
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
Is in an alternate reality.
Has a foam hand that conceals inconsistencies and paradoxes.
Knows how to create doomsday devices.
spazyak
The ruler of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
In every possible state at the same time, which would cause enough pain to be completely disabling if he wasn't in a constant state of timelessness.
Is timeless.
Leaves a trail of timelessness.
Is immune to divine power.
Demigod of chaos.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Has some raw materials.
Knows bunny language.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Knows how to protect himself from time shenanigans.
Is three times as fast as normal.
FallacyofUrist
An elderly technomage.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Roll malevolence cannot be increased.
No one can ascend to godhood.
Everywhere
Is red.
Whisperling's reality
Is shielded from reboots and the actions of non-Whisperling players.
Doesn't protect against 5 point actions and players inside it.
Dreamspace
Is outside of Beirus.
Has a moon-sized ark that hates Paphi and is filled with voidbeasts in it.
Main reality
Is Beirus.
Has a constantly shifting order of events.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Moon is part of Paphi.
Hell
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny unfriendly demons, which are only actively malevolent to people who oppose the rulers of Hell.
Satan's palace
In Hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Nunzillor.
Heaven
Contains a Satan who didn't openly rebel against God.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of spazyak.
Is shifting too much to be useful.
So... this game is going away forever? :c
Send Megggas and his fluffy friend(s) through a portal to the dimension my clones inhabit. Instruct them to make him at home by giving him every little thing he wants.
Megggas's kitten cuddling was too cute. Destroying universe will have to wait.
[6] You teleport Megggas to your clones.
Play with Whiskers as we await the end of the universe. Spend all points resisting the urge to cry.
[1+22] You permanently remove the ability to cry from everything.
"The end is near. It is time to go. Thus is the red council adjourned."
Go into deepest depths of Hell and tunnel downwards in search of a new divine dimension. All points.
Join the search for a New dimension, spend my one point on this.
[2+1+1+1] You find a slightly safer dimension. Not that it'll help.
Except for Earth's Moon, teleport all my moons, along with Homeworld and my Champion, into my galaxy's black hole, and detonate it. All points and power. Order Intertank to haul Earth's Moon into Dreamspace.
"So it has come to this. Very well. It was a good run."
((I think a game set in this universe would be kind of fun, maybe.))
[6+3] You destroy the local group.
Use superspeed to break time. All points.
[2+7] You manage to damage time enough for it to collapse under heavy strain.
Omnicidal initiative roll: [1 vs. 3 vs. 3]
Omnicidal tiebreaker: [1 vs. 6]
Well, guess that failed. I'll try that again... Kudzupolclaypse!
Try again the previous action, now with all my points.
[1+8] The Kudzu horror spreads extremely rapidly, but not fast enough to finish before someone else commits omnicide.
Destroy everything I can before Beirus utterly consumes reality. + all points
[5+32] Everything not protected by a 5-point law is wiped from existence. Except for things that don't exist.
Consume everything. All points.
Consume everything. All points.
Assist w/ all points. I want there this to end with a bang!
Burnout? Then go and rest.
Consume everything. All points.
Assist with all points. Big Crunch is way to go.
[4+38+2+15+29] Beirus eats the rest of reality, leaving nothing but a very small amount of remains behind.
Game Over
[2][3][1]
<Crap. I guess I'm the only one here.>
<Well, at least I can survive.>
<Not enough left to rebuild.>
<Beyond minor pocket dimensions, at least.>
<I may as well start making those.>
Final visible notes
Beirus: 1
Nosaneinme: 20
AoshimaMichio: 1
Sarrak: 56
High tyrol: 63
endlessblaze: 48
Salsacookies: 59
poketwo: 63
spazyak: 6
Nunzillor: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 42
Generally me: 12
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 1
conein: 24
H4zardZ1: 1
Whisperling: 21
Hiddenleafguy: 2
FallacyofUrist: 6
Megggas: 1
Elephant Parade: 1
The Froggy Ninja: 16
Tomasque: 1
Shaporia: 7
Remains of reality
Apparently not enough to rebuild.