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Dermonster

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #420 on: February 05, 2014, 06:49:16 pm »

Oh yeah, that thing.

I really should, you know, actually make a decent sig but I just kinda threw things together one day and called it good.

*Does it again.*
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #421 on: February 05, 2014, 08:39:54 pm »

Oh yeah, that thing.

I straight-up should, you know, straight-up cook up a thugged-out decent sig but I just kinda threw thangs together one dizzle n' called it good.

*Does it again.*
FTFY
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #422 on: February 05, 2014, 09:09:26 pm »

*Snerk*
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Urist McScoopbeard

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #423 on: February 05, 2014, 09:23:18 pm »

there's a lot of use of gizoogle here apparently.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #424 on: February 05, 2014, 10:07:05 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Quote from: Gizooglepedia
Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #425 on: February 05, 2014, 10:08:27 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

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Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Oh man, that's great.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #426 on: February 14, 2014, 10:40:34 am »

IT BEGINS

I can see it fine - maybe one of your eyes has fallen out?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #427 on: February 23, 2014, 01:58:16 am »

Sorry wrong button
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The grand sig text of 4maskwolf (ALL OF THE SIGS!)
« Reply #428 on: February 28, 2014, 11:30:09 pm »

Alright, decided to order all my Sigs that I collect in one place.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #429 on: March 06, 2014, 06:12:45 pm »

Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.

Quote from: Gizooglepedia
Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Oh man, that's great.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #430 on: March 12, 2014, 05:56:37 pm »

The mother, because the child was closest, grabbed one of his arms and started breaking it slowly, twisting it around - probably laughing maniacally. When the arm was broken, she went for the legs and the ribs. During this the child punched and kicked her in retaliation. But after both legs were broken...
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And it even makes mathematical sense.
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I haven't seen any carnivorous plant or anything like cannibal trees, yet...

Wouldn't cannibal trees technically eat other trees?

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I'VE BEEN SIGGED
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
10/10
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
I got sigged. Intriguing.

NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!- NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!-
Sweeeeet, it's been a while since I've been sigged.
The next comprehensible thing I post in this thread, or anywhere? I'm just curious if you're gonna stalk me or not.
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God, I love this game.
Is Descanophrenia a real illness.
I... What?
It was inevitable.
Is that a reference to the new DF? Already?
It was inevitable.
Terrifying.

I don't care either way.
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I just got sigged. Like for reals sigged, not just put into the sigtext thread.
By LSP.


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What if the dinner you ate yesterday was the physical manifestation of your Lord God?
The Catholics were right all along
I got this funny tingling feeling that there's a turn coming up. It feels almost like heart burn but with dwarves.
I propose we settle this question like men of honour: With a Kant-off to the second blood, at dawn tomorrow.
I just mentioned there's a madman with a chainsaw running around.

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Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.
May The Sig Possess you, Erils. May The Sig Possess You
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #431 on: March 17, 2014, 03:01:55 pm »

Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #432 on: March 21, 2014, 02:48:01 pm »

Getting a space here since my second sig quote doesn't fit normally and in case I'l sig anything in the future, I guess.



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Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.

ORIGINAL QUOTE IN SIG:
Wait, are you trying to be a party member or an adversary?
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #433 on: March 26, 2014, 03:00:00 pm »

OK so I didn't think I would need one, but whatever.

14th of April 1912, late at night
A great big ship, she had a jolt and a fright
Ice came by and made sweet sweet lovin' to her
Starboard side, and the wine-dark water never
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
The water rushin' in never felt so fine

They was dancin' down in steerage, in the flow
Of the jam. Thump of the engine was a blow
And a slam. And up on the decks they was up
And about. Tappin' all their feet and a' scream
And a' shout
And a' shout
Water on their toes puttin' an end to their drought

Cap'n standin' tall on the mast as she slump
All the crew dancin' to the Hindenberg Jump
All the ladies goovin' the Lifeboat Shuffle
Men shufflin' off on the Mortal Coil Hustle
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
Silence on the water never felt so fine
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #434 on: March 26, 2014, 07:31:36 pm »

I tried to read that but after getting distracted by your avatar for the 4th time I gave up.
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