Yeah, a dwarf fortress played by humans trying to be dwarves. You can guess who I'm voting for.Inducted by a voting landslide into the Hall of Legends! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=89305.0) Thank you all so much!
34.11, and just get liquor'd up. I'm up for year two.Alright; if you wanted to add that to the poll, it'll just help me keep track should we get a number of interested parties. Thanks Wrex!
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
I'm in, with that method.I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
If it was still summer, I'd actually consider this as an option. However, since we'll have 1 week windows and school is started for most of you, I don't want this to affect your real lives by vetting it in. Sorry, my slaphappy friends :-\I'm in, with that method.I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Go without sleep for...oh, 48 hours before playing.
Homeschooled. Books are arriving in a week or so, and I'm already at 24 hours.Hmm, I think we can probably make an exception then, depending on what everybody else wants. We'll also have to hammer out how much sleep you need to be without before playing, but other than that, I vote Yes.
Should the sleeplessness equivilency be noted in the OP?I think 48 hours is a tad extreme. I know I personally get pretty slaphappy at around 30 hours (although I usually only sleep 4-6 hours max, so I might be an exception). I might actually leave this to the discretion of the people not sleeping--they'd know better than anyone else if their mental acuity was way under par. We're noting the "tipsy/drunken" line also on an individual basis, as everybody's different. It makes sense to do it that way for sleep as well. Everyone needs to vote on that yet, though, as some people might want to keep this shebang as drunken as possible (whereas I am an equal-opportunity employer :P). If I can edit the poll, I will add this question and see what happens.
I'm underage, but I could go for an opposite effect and drink a whole pot of coffee before playing my turn.The point of this succession game is to "play" with (legally!) impaired mental faculties. That's how we're going to get the most WTF-ery out of the whole experience!
Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
I think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
...Huh. Figures. Good dragon meat, huh?I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
Goes well with Firewater. :P...Huh. Figures. Good dragon meat, huh?I know. I was in it. :PI think made a thread about this. The Carnivore Thread or something.There is a benefit to having eaten nearly every animal in my biome.Well played.Matter of fact, I do. Donkey is tough, and kind of gamey, but otherwise meh.Pot of coffee? Pff. Aeroshots. They taste like ass, but they work.And you know exactly what ass tastes like, MZ. :P
My body will be ready when the time comes:+1! Hahaha, I'm gonna need to make a run tonight. Looks like we've got quite the number of overseers... Now if only it lasts that long :PSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes, I bought the cheapest beer available.
*Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
Nah. Being sleep-deprived doesn't really make me stupid like it seems to make other people, especially if I'm focused on something like DF. *It's just not the same :'(**Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
Then go 24 hours. Or 36. or 48. or 60. Whatever is needed to get you confused and passing out.Nah. Being sleep-deprived doesn't really make me stupid like it seems to make other people, especially if I'm focused on something like DF. *It's just not the same :'(**Is upset that he can't drink* *doesn't have alcohol to forget about it*If you wanna try the sleep deprivation bit, I can throw you in at the end ;)
This fort shall be a fort on the scale of boatmurdered. true and utter insanity is all that one can expect from this fort.
You want to know whats funny? If we tried this with a FPS, we'd just die. If we tried this with a 4X or RTD, we'd just lose. This will do something entirely different.
How hard is the embark going to be anyway, Kamin?
I advise nothing more dangerous than untamed wilds. It could be an issue otherwise.I imagine I'll probably go Untamed Wilds or something close. I intend on being pretty drunk for the first year, and I honestly don't think I'd be able to handle an evil biome. Unless people clamor for evil, I'm staying away from it. This being a democratic game, however, means that you can clamor for an evil biome. If enough people want it, I'll try.
Volcano's are good. I am excellent at making magma based metalworking systems.BURN BABY BURN!
SO VOLCANO GET MAGMA YES YES YES.
I am extremely picky about embark sites, so unless there's a volcano embark with a decent amount of wood and gatherable plants, I'm not sure. I might just gen a world soon and throw up like three options in a poll though, so we'll see what happens.Volcano's are good. I am excellent at making magma based metalworking systems.BURN BABY BURN!
SO VOLCANO GET MAGMA YES YES YES.
but no evil.
I am extremely picky about embark sites, so unless there's a volcano embark with a decent amount of wood and gatherable plants, I'm not sure. I might just gen a world soon and throw up like three options in a poll though, so we'll see what happens.Just put an assload of volcanoes in the parameters. Also lots of megabeasts.
This is a very good idea. (I would certainly qualify at the moment, thanks to a *grape wine bottle (clear glass)* )Hahaha, you're more than welcome to play with us if you'd like, Tirion!
Or in other words: Roleplay level: OVER 9000!
I'd join, but I don't drink.
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
Someone suggested sleep deprivation, I'll try that.I unintentionally tested how effective sleep-deprivation is at confusion in school today.
Nyquil?
hostergaard: What part of "legal" do you not get? I don't like breaking the rules, and I strongly dislike even a sip of communion wine. So, real alcohol is out.
I'd join, but I don't drink.Try Justin Bieber! Cycled playback, non-stop. Oh, you can just replace DF music theme with them. It will definitely drive you mad!!!
Do you know some legal methods for high schoolers to simulate drunkenness?
ALright I am drunk right now. is it ok to take my turn before its my turn?I don't see why not; Wrex can choose to play from your file or from mine. It'll be fun to see, regardless of whether or not he chooses to use it ;D
6 on that the flood is caused by some drunk guy getting pissed as rhesus'.That was implied.
WHat people do? It's almost as if they put htnigns in at random.This. This is drunken gold at its finest. If you make a quote section... I'm nominating this. I was practically doubled over laughing when I read it.
Oh breachnig the volcano msfired completely. HOpe I idnt kill too many there.,...
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... Still don't knww where my miners went...
I don't mean to brag or anything, but I am really good at getting drunk. Dwarf good. I'd really like a turn on this, if there's room.I'll throw you into the list--as long as the fort survives long enough, you'll get a turn! Depending on how fast and available Overseers are for turns, I'm thinking I'm going to be pretty flexible with who goes when.
Bahahahaha, I thiiiink we'll just let Wrex go from where I left off...Not necessary. I just checked where I left off, and the fortress is actually in decent shape (stocks, population, etc), even got us some goblinite from the last attack, as we managed to get a whole squad of bowgoblins from around a corner. Just watch out for MZ, he's about to punch someone.
Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?Have you ever seen obsidian? It's volcanic glass. It's sharp as hell to boot, so yes. Hell, they even use it in Game of Thrones
Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?A little better than wood... I'm pretty sure even copper is a better choice.
I thought it was not horrible...Do the obsidian swords actually cut things, by the by?A little better than wood... I'm pretty sure even copper is a better choice.
Although I dont understand why people who dont/cant drink want to play. Why dont they play a sober succession game instead?It's a cool idea.
Oh and sleep deprivation is not the same as getting drunk :P
Edit: Oh and Bobnova? I just checked legends, you were killed by the weremammoth. Sorry, man.
Agreed. lolEdit: Oh and Bobnova? I just checked legends, you were killed by the weremammoth. Sorry, man.
rofl
Beats dehydration due to stairway issues! Thanks for checking, good to know how I bought it.
Can anyone post a list of casualties thus far? I don't want to spoil the map for my turn.I don't even think Siquo knows; he was missing some miners after digging into the magma tube of the volcano, though.
Speaking of which, I'm drunk right now. Wasn't last night, but I overdid the whiskey mix. I dislike asking for a skip of a turn, but if I could have permission?I think Wrex is on; if you PM him and he agrees, I am completely fine with it! I did my first year already. I'm flexible--this game is just as much your guys' as mine (and even more so considering sheer numbers :P)
So, if an obsidian blade has trouble cutting mundane hide (Which glass does not) It's safe to say it isn't cutting up to par. When I get the save, do you mind if I transfer the cutting values of glass to the obsidian raws?I don't mind at all--it sounds underpowered anyway. Obsidian is sharp as HELL. The only problem is that it's brittle, but obsidian has no problem at all cutting through hide IRL. It'll shatter on armor, but exposed flesh? Nah.
Given the short amount of time a turn takes for this mode of play (I mean seriously, how many drunken days do you to spend playing one DF year?) it seems like a first drunk first serve might be the way to go.As long as people follow the rules in the OP still--particularly the ones about keeping a working tally of drinks and drinking legally--I have no problem with it. I threw up another poll regarding this, although I'm fine for vetting it in. A fast pace is much more interesting than waiting around a week for every player, after all.
Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLLHahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!
But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
'Kay. I demand a dorfing of the the bookkeeper (if not already done, in which case pick a noble) as Misko27, Sober reporter.Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
I don't know what happened!Oh god that cracked me up. :D
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Alright, I AM TAKING MY TURN TOMMOROW NO MORE NINJAS WARRGGHHHARRBLLLHahaha, if you'll get a turn in tomorrow, I have no problem with that!
But donwloading that thing and just looking at the chaos? Priceless. Probably dosen't help that unlike Kamin, MZ, or Myself, his liver is not made of steel.
And yeah, I can't wait to see these pictures... Jervill's poor, poor liver! I'm waiting to read it until the pictures get posted, and hope he kept a drink tally. I'm always morbidly curious, and feel that it adds a lot to the fort's flavor (forgive the pun).Hey, How about, after every installment, someone sober goes in and writes a report on what they find? No interferece, But I'm awfully curious what the fort looks like rght now.You're more than welcome to do just that, Misko--I don't see why you shouldn't!
Lol, I don't know if I even got dwarfed at all... If I didn't, could I be dwarfed as "Talvi", as previously requested? (Yes, I realize I run the risk of being double-dwarfed now.)
Typical. I'm drunk yet it is not my turn. What a waste.Depending on when Wrex finishes his turn today, you might still be drunk come posting :P
I took a look at the fortress. Sober. What is this. This is the worst fortress ever. Worse than boatmurdered.Since Boatmurdered was made while sober, and not intended to destroy itself.
No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!
I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
This is fun. Well, not for the dwarves, but who cares? We never care about them anyways. Us monsters.I hope fun means having your guts pulled out. Because that's what happened to you.I expected no less of this. We need a, sobering influence on the management of this fort. Maybe we should have someone run in non-drunk? I know i I keep proposing this, But without a decent fix once and a while, the fort will keep being destroyed. A damaged fort is very hard to deal with under optimal condtions, and the drunk aren't great at disaster-management.Sober schmober. There needs to be Fun.
Any idea how I died? All my bonecraft masterpieces I made are probably worth many dwarfbucks now. :P
MZ killed three siege mounts as he charged straight through their ranks and got the hell out of dodge. Smart guy.I'm not running away, I'm charging in the opposite direction!
When you say this, it reminds me of:No, let the next player reclaim. While both drunk AND wearing an eyepatch over one eye!It's the only dwarfy thing to do: Don't give up, AND give yourself a handicap!
Now who's going to be dwarf enough to reclaim this badboy while acutely intoxicated? ;D
I demand to be one of the first 7, preferably the baddest-assed woodcutter/axedwarf combo! Make sure I don't have too many negative physical traits (gender doesn't matter, only badassery) :P
Also, thanks for fixing the obsidian, Wrex! That is pretty important, and it was good you did it.
My god old people are hilarious when drunk.WE'RE NOT OLD!
Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.
Kamin, MZ made it out alive. O_o.I know. But you abandoned. So he went out facepunching before the abandonment of the fort. Or did you not abandon? I thought you said you had, but I may have misread.
Oh, I did. He fled into the jungles nearby. So, we could theoretically get him back.Oh, right. Well I imagine all of the original dorfed people should be redorfed in the reclaim, (MZ will be wandering around, but nobody else that I can recall survived). There were quite a few people who wanted to be dorfed on top of that, too, but I'll leave that up to whoever's next.
First Drunk First Served?
Is MZ next? Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.
First Drunk First Served?Is MZ next? Or will someone else have to go because of RL reasons?First Drunk First Served. That was the overwhelming conclusion of the poll, and I stand by the collective decision of the players. As long as it's someone who hasn't gotten a turn yet, I'm down for having them do their thing. If we start running out of readily available Overseers who haven't played yet, we'll cycle through again.
Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious. May I request a dorf? Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!
Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka. If there's no one else, I can make a go.
Haha, just read through this, this is hilarious. May I request a dorf? Clover Magic, any dwarf to do with gems.I haven't heard anybody else up for it yet today, so I think you're the go-to guy for this evening's installment! It's pretty much given to whoever hops in first, so if you're down to clown, jump on in!
Also, I have a free Friday evening and a full 1.75 liters of 80-proof vodka. If there's no one else, I can make a go.
8 shots of vodka in ~10 miuntes gets you really hammertedx who knew. Dorfing people and stuff.
Damn that's a lot of drunk!
To be fair, I know lots of men who'd be drunk as hell after 8 shots in around 10 minutes. That's almost a shot a minute. Not to mention we don't know whether Clover had much to eat today, or has stayed hydrated throughout the day. It's nothing to shake a stick at, regardless--frankly, I'm impressed.Damn that's a lot of drunk!Well, female with a probably average liver, not entirely surprised.
I will enjoy her blunders with a glass of Bailey's.
Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Good point. :PWell, clover diiiid vomit at one point.Epic.I think Clover's playing with a tiny (ASCII) tileset, too... I'd be vomiting. Projectile vomiting.
Truly epic.
8 in 10 would wreck me. Or at least put a real dent in my DF skills.
Even trees are forbidden this is sad day.Poor Clover. :P I feel your pain. lol
14 shots? Remember to quit before you go too far...your health is more important.And simuntaneously
This game is officially the best. Clover, you win drunkest dorf award.
This game is officially the best. Clover, you win drunkest dorf award.though I admit I'm somewhat partial to Spearbreakers. And Wrex, I forgot, but Lol at the Talvi/Spearbreakers references. :P
Did I get a dwarf?
Geen dead fighting magama crab. Cacnellation nspam due to crab and king cobra everywhwere. My dorf in hois[ptial misko27 managed ot save me. SO many things wrong. Only 5th day. ):Do my best to ease the plight of the drunks.
What non-brewing skills does he have?
...And what do you mean trying to destroy a farm?
So what happened to moi? I got attacked by the magma crab, didn't I?
NO migrants yet, so no free dorfs./Evil Threetoe? We must warn Toady at once!
Am not as drunkj, but can't drink more becaus eiwll thrtoe up again. STill not out of early spring, undsure of what toi do. ): FPS is terrible.
Can't you work on a soap or well industry?So what happened to moi? I got attacked by the magma crab, didn't I?
Yesw. You cgot sewed up[ by misko and are back on your feet, but you have an infection in your ear so who knows how loing yuou'll last since we haVE NO soap or well to weash you.
Soap industries take a bit to set up while sober, I can't imagine Clover could put together the required steps in her condition.Well, well?
Soap industries take a bit to set up while sober, I can't imagine Clover could put together the required steps in her condition.Well, well?
no its writeing while drinking on a keyboard with no letters as its made by cheap areses in tesco. The the hell is the multiply of arse anyway?Sorry to hear that.
Oh myu godf we made it to summer. Have drunk a shot or two to stay drunk. My dorf still in mebd. MIsko now mechanic. MInifort in progress. Dead peacock.Holy carp, how much have you drunk and what percentage of your blood do you expect your blood to be alcohol when you finish?
Save meeeeeeeee
Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
...old people?
anyone under 21 is child with diper in america...old people?
He means 'no longer children'. :P
Well, congrats Kamin, this is probably the most active and laugh-out-loud entertaining succession game at the moment. What an ode to drunken, bumbling dwarfiness.
Well, congrats Kamin, this is probably the most active and laugh-out-loud entertaining succession game at the moment. What an ode to drunken, bumbling dwarfiness.Thanks Hotaru, I have been cracking up every time I come back to this damned thread. I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.
I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Wait, where did this even come from?I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died. I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.
Also...
How the fuck did you not get a hangover from that?! Clover is a goddamn dwarf.
I'm pretty sure I have a preying mantis head to spare. Also, good job Clover, that was a true testament to drunkenness.I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.Kamin, this is slightly awkward...Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.
Almost 2 liters for 9 dollars? You betcha.So you can get 2 liters of vodka for €6.86, its €28 a liter here for absolut or $74 for the 2 litres of mind you good vodka here.
Suiccesslty made soap./ Was harder to post this thjan should be. DIG DEEPER DORFS."Was harder to post this thjan should be?" I'd advise some bread or something, unless you're testing the limits of your tolerance...
Suiccesslty made soap./ Was harder to post this thjan should be. DIG DEEPER DORFS."Was harder to post this thjan should be?" I'd advise some bread or something, unless you're testing the limits of your tolerance...
20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.Dat's magic, right there.
The lengths we go through for this game...I'd like to be redorfed, too. MaxClone1, awaiting orders!
I'd like to be re-dorfed again as well.
For the quotes:20:245 - All right now I feel frunk.Dat's magic, right there.
it was just a terrible blur.Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.
Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one :)
That stream was so bad it looked like it would if you were very drunk.it was just a terrible blur.Yeah, that tends to happen when your turn comes.
I think they should be avoided here but I have not seen it strongly enforced.Does this forum even care about double/teriple/quad posting?I think so, but I think it's allowed for specific occasions, and this is one :)
Too bad that I really need my sleep tonight, and won't be able to follow your livestream. In any case: good luck!
Anywya, I'm live at http://livestream.com/novaworks for the time being.You might want to turn the quality up a little bit if you can.
The time being until my friend shows yp to give me a ride to disc goldf.
Call it a test.
In any case, turn begins now.
You know, if clover has been drinking hard for a prolonged period, She -may- suffer a bout of delierium tremens.
2nd Felsite:
Somrhing gave birth t kittens. I'm assuming it was a cat.
26th Glena:
Clocer has prosduced a baby. it shal be aned(named?) baby.
1st Galenda
Somweone died of thirst.
This is not promosing
1th Galena:
Where the hell are all these corpses coming rom?
This is great! Hopefully I can join in the fun one weekend!Even today at this rate. I'm aölmost finished.
I think only one named person survived my turn. Wrex.
I'm not positive he did, but I don't remember him dying.
What amazed me was the ability of the living dorfs to fill coffins with dead dorfs. I built a ton of the things and didn't have that many new deaths. I think there must have been a corpse stockpile somewhere I couldn't find.
There's a lava tomb? Crazy, didn't see that either.
Hey if the fort can survive one more overseer we'll have set a record! Previous iteration failed in the fourth go-round.
I think it can be done, there's enough created wealth thatsuicidal nutcasesmigrants seem to be arriving often.
It looks like I am up, then :). If anyone wants to ninja me before tomorrow, feel free. I have something...special planned.
Well... I am tipsy now, or kinda. And I dran kmost of the evening with both of my employers so already tpold them i'd took the morning off... So theoretically I could take the next turn. again.
Be careful with that stuff Wrex, that's a shit ton of alcohol.
Someone link me to the save. I'm doing it.
And I will, approrpiately enough, be drinking Ryncol (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass+effect+drink)
Someone link me to the save. I'm doing it.
And I will, approrpiately enough, be drinking Ryncol (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/mass+effect+drink)
Here's the last save! (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6938)
Finally, it's the weekend! If a couple more turns pass, I may take another go. Need to get rid of this drain cleaner vodka somehow. Bleh.
I have no idea why anyone in the unliving fuck would ever ruin good liquor by pouring hot sauce in it. Vomitrocious.
Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
I thought he was telling us to keep our arm pits on.I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
I thought he was telling us to keep our arm pits on.I thought he was telling us to keep our pants on.I thought he was telling us to keep the annie plants warm.No, he's telling us to keep our ant points on hand.This is proof of drunkedness.Update! I need me some Drunk Fort!
kepe your anpts on.
That Ryncol looks like serious life-threatening potent stuff.
Has anyone seen Wrex today?Uh-oh.
I'm sure Wrex has just been on the toilet all day, with a combination of beer and hot sauce shits...That Ryncol looks like serious life-threatening potent stuff.Has anyone seen Wrex today?Uh-oh.
That wasn't the one he was drinking. He was drinking the one with Everclear-151 (grain alcohol) in it; that shit is very, very powerful.
He's alive.
Can't wait for an update!He's alive.
Somehow. That was the most goddawaful drink, like, ever. But it got me drunk, and that's what counts!
It looks as if magma is flowing into the old fortress from three different levels. WTF?
The new fortress has a lot of corpses.
There seems to be a minor issue with lava containment that needs fixing.
Isn't Chaos Architecture more about architecture that changes for no reason?Fine, add the Caligule. Everyone here is mad. At least drunk, but from in-universe it must seem so.
I added the tropes I was fairly certain existed and fitted. Someone else should take a turn, like the guy who added malevolent architecture.
I vouch that we make it his tomb. Atleast the body is close enough.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think it's about ready to be indexed.
Who says it's unreclaimable drunk? Let a drunk give it a shot, and if it explodes we can consider a sober rescue squad.Exactly. We just need to have the option on the table, so to speak. If we even have a table anymore.
You probably have a hundred steel tables set up in a big random room or something someone thought it made sense to have a magma-safe dining room. In retrospect, they were right. Sort of.Who says it's unreclaimable drunk? Let a drunk give it a shot, and if it explodes we can consider a sober rescue squad.Exactly. We just need to have the option on the table, so to speak. If we even have a table anymore.
This is Hell. I'm in Hell.
I'll post a poll and see what comes of it; it might be the best way to figure out where to go from here... But anybody is free to try and salvage if they're up for it. ;D
Also, this got Troped?! Wonderful. Just wonderful. This is the best thing evar.
Alright, I'll add it to the OP :D Anything anybody wants to be quoted, PM it to me (to avoid cluttering the thread too much).This is Hell. I'm in Hell.
We. Need. a quotes section.
Something will certainly be going next weekend. Whether this fort specifically is still around is hard to say.
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!I bet that has nothing to do with the fact that you wrote it, did it?
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!I bet that has nothing to do with the fact that you wrote it, did it?
I second the motion regardless.
I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!How silly of me; I should have added that without needing to be asked. Not exactly on top of my game today (it's been a long weekend). I will add it, of course ^^
Kamin, considering how much you are picky from site selection, perhaps it would be best if you chose the site for the new fort if we go that route.
I am drunk tonight (relationship issues, otherwise I wouldn't be drinking on Monday night), but my FPS for the current fort is running at 3-4. Also, you better check your Mafia game, htere's a very good chance you'll get lynched.
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:That's actually not stupid at all! I must admit that I have no idea what to do with it, but if other drunkards were to get something going on there, I certainly wouldn't be opposed!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:It's too bad that you can't have more than one input at the same time. That would be glorious.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Tell me if this is stupid.. (and it might just be) but I just got DFTerm up and working, if you don't know what it is or does, link:It's too bad that you can't have more than one input at the same time. That would be glorious.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=50643.0
Basically a DF instance is ran on a server/computer, and everyone else can use a telnet client to log in and CONTROL/WATCH the game. At the same time. It's pretty amazing. I wonder what kind of possibilities lie with this technology... Or it would just ruin the whole story-telling-back stuff and make it less entertaining.
Sorry, I'm just really excited about this haha.
Well, it wouldn't really work for the story-telling. In my turn, I was pausing the game to type what is going on a lot, and to make screenshots etc.
However, it might make stuff maybe even more chaotic, and I can definitely see the merit of drunk DFTerming. Perhaps in a new thread/world?
DFTerm is fascinating concept, but it doesn't look like it supports the current version.
How bout a volcano in the tundra?All of the votes seemed to point to exactly that, so I have genned a new world with those embark possibilities since the old one had 0 such sites. I have added new embark maps to the OP as well as a poll for site voting!
Good news! As of now, a TV Tropes link leads TO the Drunk Fortress Tropes page! Check Epic Fail.
Good news! As of now, a TV Tropes link leads TO the Drunk Fortress Tropes page! Check Epic Fail.
Smexellent. Linky?
Well, overwhelming response there. If that's the case, whoever's next just abandon the 3 FPS fort and find a new embark. First come first served!
Pro Tip: Don't start drinking until you've found a good embark site and get all of your gear in check. It took me a lot longer than I imagined it would :P
It all operates on a First Drunk First Served operation. If nobody is actively drunk and playing and you're drunk and want to play, download the save and announce that you're drunk and taking a turn, then have at it.
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
I'm still not sure what I did to cause a magma flow from three diffrent locations. The magma gun definitly began melting (Pumps must not be firesafe), but I honestly have no idea what did the rest. Curse you, bottle of absinthe/everclear/blue curacao!You're either the best or worst thing to ever happen to our fort. I haven't decided yet.
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.
Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.Bahahahahaha, I should have fucking figured: Wrex is mentally insane when he drinks. I didn't even bother trying to load up the save because my circa 2000 laptop wouldn't be able to handle it.
The irony was that the sealed thirst capsule had the only (?) well in the fortress, though unfinished.Another thing in that fortress that confused me was the bedrooms that were walled off from everything. They linked to absolutely nothing in either fortress and there wasn't anything in them but maybe 1 or 2 corpses.
They -may- have been time capsules, like Scruffie's. Unfortunatly, scruffy died of thirst.
Here is the link to the last save. Abandon the fort (FPS is SHIT) and find a new embark, wherever that may be. Most people like volcanoes, but don't like haunted or evil biomes.
If you are new to !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, please read the OP for rules! I doubt I'll scrape up the extra cash to do the first year of a new embark by the weekend, so it is totally open. First drunk first serve.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6956)
This is my main problem atm. No cash to buy booze :C.
I could, but I am afraid I will dump a volcano on a glacier and cause an infinite obsidian wall or something equallyretardedawesome.
I'm tempted, but still runing old version and need to update game+graphics+therapist and see if the save loads.
Any number of things, including intoxication, could keep this from happening tonight.
I'm tempted, but still runing old version and need to update game+graphics+therapist and see if the save loads.
Any number of things, including intoxication, could keep this from happening tonight.
I've had no issues dumping it into a LNP install and using said noob pack to update graphics.
Should be easy :D
WEdit: Warning - We are probably embarking wherever my drunk self thinks is best.
EMBARKING FOR GREAT JUSTIVCE.This can only go right. :D
Is that Evil I see in the upper right?
That's twice now that he has facepunched death and surivived.Alright, listen up you primitive screwheads. This *holds up fist* IS MY BOOMSTICK!
(http://i49.tinypic.com/npi3k5.png)i BET it glanced off. probaly chipped a tooth to.
Things are going okay.
"Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious."
Sadl;y Wrex went melancholy and diead
I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
You'd know, if anyone.I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Who knows what ideas await at the bottom of a shotglass?
Peregar went pmissing. Found him in river ded. Oops.
You'd know, if anyone.I thought we were avoiding evil biomes for now. This is why we should have. :P
Haven't looked at the save yet, but continuing with this particular embark is the prerogative of whoever's next in line. I don't much mind either way.
Who knows what ideas await at the bottom of a shotglass?
Haha, beautiful. I'll need to be redorfed as well. I'm sad that I always die, despite the badassery I'm aiming for... I wonder if being the Drunken Master just makes me easier to hit? :PYes. I love how beign a sober person gives me a uncanny ability to survive.
Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Hell yes, have at it!Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Haha. That was awesome. Hopefully I will be first drunk tonight, and therefore, first served with this great honor of overseeing drunk dwarves while heavily intoxicated.
Hell yes, have at it!Wrex keeps trying to throw tantrums byt he's unconscious.
Haha. That was awesome. Hopefully I will be first drunk tonight, and therefore, first served with this great honor of overseeing drunk dwarves while heavily intoxicated.
Alcoholic beverages? Check. Cringing, fearful liver? Check. Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
All systems go!
Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Hahaha oh well in that case, yes, check all that shit, except...I'm awesome at that game. Is your chair a roll chair? If so, you just found yourself a vehicle. You might need to get a broom and move it around gondola style, but I think the tile of the bathroom doesn't count as magma.Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Uncheck that shit. I'm playing 'the floor is lava' game. I'm screwed.
ANd what are you drinking tonight?
/me grabs a bottle of Ryncol for you
Hahaha oh well in that case, yes, check all that shit, except...I'm awesome at that game. Is your chair a roll chair? If so, you just found yourself a vehicle. You might need to get a broom and move it around gondola style, but I think the tile of the bathroom doesn't count as magma.Clear, unobstructed path to the bathroom? Check.
Uncheck that shit. I'm playing 'the floor is lava' game. I'm screwed.
A every girly drink (considering I'm a guy) -- Bubble Gun vodka. Took a few shots, a few mixed drinks... Soon I'll be transfering over to some ver cheap beer -- Icehouse. 5% alcohol. (Don't make assumptions, I llove great microbrew beer, but I'm borke! Who isnt....)
dwarfed myself as ther ranger this better be a good idea.
dwarfed myself as ther ranger this better be a good idea.
In a terrifying Tundra? No issues!
Anyone have ay inspsiring dwarf music o help me succeed?SoundSense. You can DL it and it does a great job. You will probably need to update it for the newer music (which is excellent, from a South African artist named Simon Swerwer), but it's worth it.
fuck i run soundesense and it saweome. didnt know if anyone else had some 'get fucked up and rage in this fort to awesome success' style music... i guess it doesnt exist...If you gave me a genre, I might be able to give you some feedback. Otherwise I'd just throw random shit at you that you might not enjoy.
Aw I feel like u sound like I was like - fuck you - when i wasn't. And yes, you throwing shit at me would be so much more helpful than looking ast herse dying dwarvesWut. ???
nooomn thw ducks have come to tak e ou wealth
Once again, hilarious.i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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yay find caverns and have fun kids!
Once again, hilarious.i dont remebe dsignating walls as staurs? did i have a reason? idk,,,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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yay find caverns and have fun kids!
I miss the drinking updates, though. Do you remember what and how much of it you drank?
Carley Rae jepsen will not hekp u havce a superior fortress. Lisent to if youn want to fail;
No that'd be your second report Wrex. Largely because your report ends in Hematite or so. :D
rcm is fairly close though.
OH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG
No that'd be your second report Wrex. Largely because your report ends in Hematite or so. :D
rcm is fairly close though.QuoteOH GOD CTHULU FUCK FUCKLUCF YOU TRIOE{ SNOW TUNRK VUTCGHN FUJCKDE not enough bOOZE WE ALL DEAD MNA GAMEN OVE+GRE MAN GAME OVER oh wait swallouvw men kilt it. k. SO muck deah wtf happenedf GAH LMAFGMA PUMPOING DA FUQ EDVIU:EYRWHSTG LAVA LAVA LAVA LAVFA FUQ FUQ FUCK RUN FOR THE FICKIGN HILLS TUN TUN RUNJ NOTHERUFKCERS THAKE A DRIIIINKK LAVA RAINING FROM SKYE MONKEY STEEL ARITFCT SANKIS THE BEERDLESS WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED US TGHI SI BOATMAUNDARD! THNE ELEPHANTS ARE ALL BURNINHG
You know, I never really looked at what I copy pasta'd till now. Hot damn, I got slammed.
If we are on Notearth, can we visit scenic notspain?Only if y'all are willing to have a meet-up in notNYC
I am currently very drunk from bunratty mead 14.5% and lqactating wonem, yea milkyYea! Play now.
too much they pumpy , too many eggs and to many benchs to blenwer 3dI'm assuming that means no. Theres really no reason why not. You can't possibly fuck this fort over worse then the others.
Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.+1
...Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.+1
Happy Monday! I think I will make a try.
Not very good as sS as at ASC cii style of the visual graphiscs pack.
my space kepytbeoard is a problems today.
okay, so i ams going s with some things called this "DARAGON BREW" from New Holland company.
10% Ale made from dtar DRAGON parts ^_^
had. avd. have not eaten since lunch, so it's effectsass are super fee efrfesective!
Drinking Log:
7PM : started with warmp up.
8:15 PM: Decided to drink hard so i can get to work tomorrow, bbegan to download save game.
NMy During my voite as presidental overseear, I will"
1- Make this a Dwrarf Fortress!! (empahsiss on the forrteress part) (we will have defencews by the end of the year no lies)
2- um, have good food and boze / drink production capabiilities.
3- OLots of bedrooms for our good citizens, so they can be happy and prostper in the future of this promisiongs city!
45- lo.l. okokokok we will draft most/all of the population in to the militaryu. "even though we learned long a ogo that women can dit onese swords, we will larearn how to fight with them tooo!" (lotr qouote from guenavear blonedede chick")
yaes, i don't use b ackspace like the dtrue dwardsfs of lejund.
Well, LI. Let's just say we know which porn you look at.
Where would I be on that scale?The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.
25 <Moondytonre”: hrh yhidnhdsf stfr nrinh setui[p.
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The preople I thought wer edeatd, are actually cjust childrens.
Iok! Founds a ranger, he can bambush and make NiNja attack on enemuy.
Well a couple wall sections got built, and I remember channeling a moat for the drawbridge. Not sure if any lever is hooked up for them.Where would I be on that scale?The scale can't show quantum drunkenness.
I enjoyed that turn, lol.
How're the defenses?
D'oh. I need to blow everything up in year four again, and I have liquor!
As tame as concievably possible . You're Wrex, we need no more proof of you ability to get hammered. The fort is still doomed though.
No Suggestions?Cheap, powerful shit. Mix it with a fruitybeer for best effect. Everclear + Smirnoff Triple Black = ???
Well, tonight I will be drinking something light and tasty: The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/hitchhiker_drink). Should be fun.I object! If you want to do this right, get some of THIS: Chest Liquor (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4572257/Booze-firm-pours-its-spirits-over-the-boobs-of-hot-models-before-bottling-it.html)
Well, tonight I will be drinking something light and tasty: The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster (http://thedrunkenmoogle.com/tagged/hitchhiker_drink). Should be fun.I don't know if Dwarfs have lemons? ... better replace with Cat Roasts!
evgytrone si dead.Okay, whenever I want a fortress decomissioned, I'ma send it to wrex for the year. It'll be fine.
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Do any remain?
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Quoted? Absolutely.
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!Do any remain?
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Well, those screenshots make the surrounding text a hell of a lot more understandable. Did you even play the whole year through? :P
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
What does IIRC mean? Also, the fact that my intestines strangled someone makes me wonder if we could take up the process of sending out a suicidal dorf to die in an evil area, then let the body parts do the fighting.Good news! The accursed Mist cloud is harmless!According to my sources, I killed at least 10 dwarves with my severed limbs. Go me!
Bad news everyone is nearly dead. Or a zombie. I think Xantos's limbs got their own nicknames.
Your intestines strangled someone, IIRC (And I probably don't)
If you are willing to let it run overnight so that the ocean drains out into the caverns, reclaim may be possible. Maybe.But the zombies will still be there!
Drunk Fort length = 3
If Overseer = Wrex;
Drunk Fort length = Wrexed
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Drunk Fort length > 3
If Drunk Fort length > 3;
Update Record
end
Yeah, First of all because its all in infix.Code: [Select]Drunk Fort length = 3
Theres a very pseudocode description of what we've had so far, as far as fort length is involved. Mostly made because my friend has been talking about programming all of today.
If Overseer = Wrex;
Drunk Fort length = Wrexed
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Drunk Fort length > 3
If Drunk Fort length > 3;
Update Record
end
(define Drunk_Fort_length
(cond
((equal? Overseer Wrex) (Wrexed FortLength)
((= Drunk_Fort_length 4) "Wrexed")
((> Drunk_Fort_length 3) (and ("Not just Yet") (Run Next_OverSeer))
(Run Update_Record))))
I need to gain the ability to like things with alcohol in so I can do this fortress.
I can imagine everything would become really, really fucked up with me drunk.
'wy is the laav running donw the stars?'
Year Four: Wrex [Fort Abandoned, Year 4]I am starting to see a pattern here. Keep up the good work Wrex. You inspire us all ;D
Year Eight: Wrex [Year Wrexed]
Year Four: Wrex [Year Wrexed]
spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
He. Requesting redorfing as Xantaldorf, Biohazard.spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"So, Strangled by Xantalos's intestines?
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
Redundant code is redundant. But maybe that's part of the joke.Code: [Select]If Overseer = Wrex;
[...]
Elif Overseer != Wrex;
Requesting turn 4, as always. This time, I will cause a fatal booze evaporation! or something.No, ir will involve necrotising blood everywhere. Or dust. Hell, you could keep this up for a while.
Did somebody say intestines?spambot requesting dorfing as "lord of fried spam and beer"
At least kill me with style or make it interesting.
So, Strangled by Xantalos's intestines?
I'm not cleaning up after Wrex for once! Hooray! XDIt looked like every noble was dead, but we can pretend every ones was able to escape ths carnage and undeath.
Was my dorf still alive? Prolly not lol. Well, either way, requesting another dorfing please! Name Clover Redux, title Sparklemaster, any female, enable jewelry labors.
I want Misko. Diagnoser/CMDDone, at least
Did somebody say intestines?SIGGED.
can i have a dwarf? if so, then can the name be a default one and the proffesion read "The Sober Brewer"?dorfed
with the jobs of brewing and cooking. and possibly milling...
-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.Is this a complaint or a complement?
Hard to say. I play pretty well when drunk so I cant complain. (except for the fact that I have to fix every sentecnce for typoes.)-This fort löooks like it was made sobre.Is this a complaint or a complement?
:o the use of the alt key... while drunk... uh.. :-\Alt what?
alt key+num-pad=fancy symbols. unless you have a fancy keyboard...Fancy, or non-US. THough you can have a non-US fancy keyboard as well probably.
A finnish keayboand so fancy äöå keys and some keyos ond different positions than in yoyurs,alt key+num-pad=fancy symbols. unless you have a fancy keyboard...Fancy, or non-US. THough you can have a non-US fancy keyboard as well probably.
well, it is shown that you are better than me. of course, almost everyone is better than me. curse my living in america!No worries, these key's cause about as much trouble as they fix. On the plus side, I presume that I speak better american than you finnish ;) heh heh. (though I still need to fix my posts atleast twice.)
or thrice on the posts made while truly drunk)well, it is shown that you are better than me. of course, almost everyone is better than me. curse my living in america!No worries, these key's cause about as much trouble as they fix. On the plus side, I presume that I speak better american than you finnish ;) heh heh. ((though I still need to fix my posts atleast twice.)
english. just dont tell some americans. they think that the english speak american.Well, atleast they don't quote themselves as I do. Darn.
but they do. either that or they bounce it between themselves and someone else.Is that so? Darn, I am like Dave Lister on tonights Red dwarf, yet slightly more drunk.
english. just dont tell some americans. they think that the english speak american.As an American... I agree, many Americans probably are that dumb.
i have actually run into one. go upstate NY!Yah! Go New york!
i am confused.Why are you the last poster in 5 out of 6 of my followed threads?
I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Please don't tempt him.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Anyway, if you ask me, the fort is running TOO smoothly and my head hurts.
What? Its not like a game has to have a way to win. Like, say, DWARF FORTRESS.Don't ask for the impossible..I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
I'm famous now! Featured in an engraving! Hugging peafowl...Never gonna give you up, never gonna live it down... (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButYouScrewOneGoat)
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!I love everything about this. I will preserve it in my sig.
Crundles, cruddles.. close enough. almost the same. Oh, and that last part was a quote from a certain goomba-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!I love everything about this. I will preserve it in my sig.
So far so good--since it's not on an island, it can't stay boring for TOO long. Looking forward to screenies, but was happy I could read the updates for once :D Hey Ruhn, the embark is still on the same world, right?Yep, same world. I picked savage but maybe the most dangerous thing we have are birds? :(
Don't ask for the impossible.I laughed during scruffys post. A lot.Yes, from now on it can be a game. Its where Drunken people try to make the fort secure enough so that Wrex can't destroy it.
I found it to be hilarious, I declare it a success!
Drunk Fortress doesn't have to mean Complete Doom, after all.
Anyway, if you ask me, the fort is running TOO smoothly and my head hurts.
Hah. You are funny man. I will fix that.
I think they might have a chance to survive Wrexpocaloypse 8)Wrex will find a way.
uh.... are we TRYING to kill them?
uh.... are we TRYING to kill them?We will save the fort by killing them before wrex can cause their demise.
Again, I'm pretty sure we're doing just fine at that by just being drunk.yes.
Remember, guys, Losing Is Fun when it ISN'T intentional. The best losses are when shit goes to hell and you have no idea why. Made more hilarious when you';re drunkenly screaming at your screen to "STOP DYING, BASTARDS!!!"
My thoughts exactly.Again, I'm pretty sure we're doing just fine at that by just being drunk.yes.
Remember, guys, Losing Is Fun when it ISN'T intentional. The best losses are when shit goes to hell and you have no idea why. Made more hilarious when you';re drunkenly screaming at your screen to "STOP DYING, BASTARDS!!!"
-Cuddless! the third caverns are full of scuddles! Horrors! cuddles in the caverns!
There is a dwraf cirpse stuck on top of fort fortifications. Wut.Oh, that is just Xantaldorf the trapped mason. His remains are currently guarding the gate.
I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
CRUNDLE IN THE FOOD STOCKPILES!@!! KILL IT!!!Noo! Not my pet crundles!
I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
Hey, try editing them to make sense. Remember that game "Telephone"? Same principle.I don';t know what these levers do!!! PULL THEM ALL!!N for notes. Remember to link the middle one to the support. Please
Except all the notes are typoed and have no descriptions, so they're vastly unhelpful. :P Ah, Drunk Fortress at its finest.
Betting a sock those two levers weren't linked to anything.Thats pretty likely. I didn't have time (or concentration) to link some of them (Link that dining room support lever! just don't test it afterwards)
STOP TRYING TO GHET ROCKS FROM THE FLOODING WATE RPIPES MORONS!!!!!
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Stopping for tonight, hopefuly will continue tomorrow.
I have money. I have ID. The only ingredient I lack currently is an environment condusive to drunkeness + DF. :-\I trust you, Yoink. I trust in your musical tastes and in your ability to do work. DO WORK, SON. ;D
Working on it!
I'm a tad bit drunk (and will continue to intoxicate) but I won't take a turn so soon after my previous one. (better give other people a chance)Good call; even if it's moving a little slower than we're used to, it's the weekend again, so we'll just wait and see what happens!
I'm not sure what all I'm doing tomorrow. I may be able to squeeze some shots and DF in. We'll see. There may be a kid birthday party to attend, doing that dorfenly drunk seems like a bad idea.Whoa whoa whoa, are you actually trying to ply us with LOGIC?
Haha, yeah, sorry, my first turn I apparently got really screenshot-happy. There's something like 60 or more.I really don't know which comments and posts to add and which to leave out. The pictures would also make like 40 of textless picture content. Hmm..
I'm looking forward to the finished product! :)
How about just what seems relevant/makes you laugh? Seems as good a criteria as any.Almost finished with your turn. It is a few pages plus 30pages of "extras".
Oh hey, I just noticed we are at year four, and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.And the Prince of Drunkeness appeared annd he did look on the works of the drunken, and he saw that they were good.
I should fix that.
Oh hey, I just noticed we are at year four, and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.I was kind of waiting when you would appear.
I should fix that.
I will upload years 1-12 later tonight. Kamin, do you mind if I use your first post as an intro?Not at all, man! As far as I'm concerned, anything found on this thread is free to use as one pleases. By posting something on a forum, you're pretty much giving up the "rights" to what you post, as copyright law doesn't apply to it.
Nobody has taken a turn in an intolerably long time. Something must be done.I'm so darn drunk that I could take a turn when ever I wanted but I don't want to steal the glory from those who could take it. I am still waiting for the Wrexcalybse that comes every 4 years.
If nobody has done a turn by saturday I'm going to try (again) to make it happen.
I'm hoping I can get there first and we can survive year 4 for a change :DToo late. I already started. At sandstone. darn, cant even type without fixing it-
You managed to break it without my help this time! Hooray!Not really broken. Just somewhat.. deserted. Should be easy to reclaim.
If the flooding was my bunker....how in the hell did you manage to flood that? If it was on purpose that would be pretty high on the "Not Cool Bro" scale. And why did you abandon? I vote new embark then, reclaiming is just a bitch and is worse while drunk, I testify this with my first turn experience.It was already flooding when I started playing. The water started coming up from the well in the bunker. Noticed the flooding it only after it had flooded the forge. Sometime later I found the lever for the gate that seals the well room.
I don't know, this whole obsession with breaking the save is pretty old. :-\ It's easy to kill dwarves, why are we trying? It would be nice to see a fort actually, you know, survive for once.
"Easy to reclaim" is a totally different matter while drunk. :PI tried reclaiming the fort sober and it seems like there is only 1/7 or 2/7 water in the flooded part.
Whoops. Fairly sure the flooding was just the close switch not being pulled in time, then, as I was refilling the cistern from the farm flooding. Probably should have warned about that, as I did save without intending to pass it on, so I did probably leave the lever unpulled. Heh.
That earring wasn't my fault... I was Drunk...
... and hey, at least those 4 FB liked it. why else would they all come visit? :P
I vote we start a poll, just so we have something new to vote about.
1- Reclaim here
2- Reclaim the tidal wave zombie fort
3- Find a new place for all our dwarfs to pass out at.
keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
I'm in, send me the link.keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
I'm in, let's make this happen.I'm in, send me the link.keep this going guys, someone get the next player a beer! CHUG YOU ELF!!I think we might need to set up a PayPal account :P
(this new poll is quality)
Redorf me as Clover Magic, Sparklemaster!Gotta catch 'em all!
Someone should try for a goal of collecting all the survivors from the abandoned forts. :P
i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.I think that would require some kind of airship machinery, but a Castle in the Sky supported by only a few thin pillars would be cool. We can call the city "Zalem" and throw our trash and empty bottles on siegers.
-Crudless! the third caverns are full of scruddles! Horrors! cruddles in the caverns!ermahgerd someone indirectly quoted my witty avatar text thing
i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.Sounds cool, except why no invaders?
And rat corpses. And kittens.i vote we settle somewhere invaders cant go. and then try to build a flying fortress.I think that would require some kind of airship machinery, but a Castle in the Sky supported by only a few thin pillars would be cool. We can call the city "Zalem" and throw our trash and empty bottles on siegers.
so that thats one les thing we can screw up. thats why. as to how to make it flying, cant bridges hold up things? if not, just use a support.Use a support and keep trolls and tantrumers away.
Could always convert a normal mountaintop into a flying fortress. Build in the first few Z layers and then mine out a layer or two under it. Could even have a hollow support with stairs in the middle to access the mines below.Sounds like a plan!
Could always convert a normal mountaintop into a flying fortress. Build in the first few Z layers and then mine out a layer or two under it. Could even have a hollow support with stairs in the middle to access the mines below.that is what i was planning.
Mines and the trade depot will be under the floating mountaintop, if you must; I'd seal off the suspended hilltop and make sure I had clay.I agree.
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Yay! This is good news!
In the name of the Armok, the Carp, and the Fluffy Wambler, for your liver I pray. Be one with the mug, my son.TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
If nobody beats me to it I will get a partial year at least.
Yay! This is good news!
Many blessings upon your liver.
I put that line on the tvtropes quotes pagething for Drunk Fortress, Kamin. Sounded like it fit.Hahaha, splendid; I think it works out pretty well, given the context! ;D
Here is what we have so far. It is now spring, and birds are EVERY WHERE.The buzzards! They return. They are back for their revenge! HORRORS!
I'm not sure what year it technically is... But was that just a reclaim? I'm so confused. I'm not sure what I should say in the OP. Hahaha, fuckin' !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, I hate you sometimes.Judging by the hairy earthworms and vapor lizards I would say that it's a reclaim.
Different bunker (There is one under the caverns)
I never did find any water in the bunker, maybe I was in the wrong spot.
FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
+1FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
"Hello, occiffer..."+1FOR FLORY!!!Brilliant.
Basically, I just start drinking, and have a turn?Essentially? Yes. Just read the OP and go from there, fellow alcoholic beverage afficionado!
I AM COME TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR SANITY ONCE AGAI- what the fuck happened here?Yo, did this go down?
What the hellSounds promising :)
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.
WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNSDoes this mean another FB has arrived to give us troubles? ::)
There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.Are the doors forbidden?
Have absolutely no idea.
Huh.
I suppose that we have to be atleast as drunk as you are to properly understand your journal ;)Huh.
I can follow that, really. God, I
', druomg. Drunk.
QUICK! EVERYBODY(who can) DRINK!Already at it
I have a friend to make my journals be more comprehensible. God, it's really hrsrx jard jard hard to to write like thuis, This. This,.No. Being incomprehensible is an important part of !!Drunk Fortress!!
Sorry about the multisbple posts. We'll try to keep it in onme post from now.No worries man, there was only stuff in the thread about it, but it wasn't listed in the OP. Now there is ;D
Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.Is that actually a danish word? :P
Sorry about the multisbple posts. We'll try to keep it in onme post from now.No worries man, there was only stuff in the thread about it, but it wasn't listed in the OP. Now there is ;D
Drink on, fellow imbiber!
made a bigger rfuse pile.The answer to every problem a fort can have. How dwarfy. :o
Seriusly, there are too many pimp operators in this foress.Our fortress is cool, yo. Or something like that.
Oh my god. I am completely incomprehensible. I want to profoundly apologise for this mess - just considering the enormous amounts of Danish letters in that mess makes me embarassed.
-snip-
Again, I really want to apologise for the complete and utter chaos, I managed to produce. Sorry about incomprehensible journals. So sorry.
14:29 - poured my first beer, downloaded the save. Will be drinking a couple of beers, before I start the game.
I have 18 cans of really bad beer, a flask of horrible applejack, which I will mix with some kind of soft drink. I also have some vodka, which I might shoot, at some point, to celebrate great things that happens to our fortress.
14:35 - These beers are seriously bad. Still drinking them. I should have bought something better.
15:17 - Two beers down. Taking a shot to speed things along.
15:52 - Two and a half beers, three shots. I can feel the alcohol by now. The beers are beginning to taste better too.
15:55 - tripped over a shot-glass. Yeah, I'm dfinitely not sober anymore, despite my spelling being allright, I guess.
16:00 - Finished beer. Iopening another. Have no idea if everyonebdy is dwarfed. Taste in music getting shitteir byu the minute. Woææ beign DF after this eer.
16:"8 - opening another beer - not i'm going in.
1st of Granite
Okay, only Sparkl Horses and Chinglish are dwarfed. I'm going to have a sip of beer, and theyn I'll dwarf everyone.
My beer hates me, seriously.
Have no idea about genders at all. really. Dwarf therapist does not agree with df itself. wtf.
What the hell
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.
The place is overflowing with ghosts. Wtf.
Will attempt to post som escreenshots in my nect yudoptae
Looking at the hall. Damn, what the hell. Theres sotne all onver the place, nod idea what haås up with that.
Drank another beer,
Okay, I see a lot of halls. No dwarfed that sthat. No dwarfes whatsovefrr. I sup. ATAGÆGAH
Tjos fprtress ois omsameæy desogmed-
IO'll try that again, this ortress is really badly designed. I can fiond absolutely nothing.
Another beer.
By noiw, I'm justing listing the glass of beer I drink, canøt keep track of the actual abherrs. Beers.
Okay, I'm getting completely spammed byu ydpated sfr4om the dwarfecs about them being interyupted or whatever, because thedy tdonty have the seeds the needs. It's impsoiiblet to find out what I should o the the fortress.
Another glass.
Fpund a lot of stuff down in the fortress somwwhere that wasf forbidden. I unforbid it, so that we could use it. I sure hope no onew awas usiong ait.
Made atstuade garden wit h the nice wstaute. Statue. The artifact one. Someone made.
N one is tending to the rafms. Farms. Clover magic is the new expedition leader, apprantly. I am completely absolutelkyu asgflæ lost . really.
Made the military rtrans a little.
Why is there a table and a chair one uses down in the bowels of the fortress?
This is more a case of me b eing drunk and looking at ha the fortress,a and not so much plaing the game.
Another beer.
Uh.
I',. I have apparantly dwarfed myself as a liason wbich is frinedly. That's better than hostile I guess. Woa.
Dwarf therapist is really fcking the is up.
There's a forgotten beast somewhere called C'thutha. I think this i funny.
I just poured anpothjer beer.
Why is the fishery forbidden?
I can't write tdated thsi is hard enough. XD
WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNS
Okay hte milratry tgas ui, bitgbi, biwg´m ´,. bowhere to train,. god, nowhere is really hard to spell on a dansi haæt keyboard.
I'm getting more incomprehensible bt the sexcond. I'm pretty impressed i managed to write that!
Woat.
I just tried to start paint with sopacevar, Serioyskly.
Agaibn.
This hads to stop.
I can't fiogure out to make things not unforbidden, anymore.
I made everytone brew, so that we don't run out of booze. That would be trirrbel.e Terrible. Am truomg tp æpcate tje cjgpts-
Goddamnit, stupid danish keuboard, making everything cmpletely odd for everyone.
Amn trying to locate the gohsts,. Theyuø're hiding, the bastards.
Another beer. Have stoppedf hteagladf. Wait, It's pretty hard to write this. Ah, I have forgotten a cpupkle of beers to write down,. Or somethignasdfø. Pause while I drink,.
Creating worhsnops so that we can get something done. Have makred someoalce to be dug out. Diong't we have nay picks?
Everytone is aparant ly attending a paryu. Not working really.
Irish folk myusic is really nice for this. Whiskey youøre the devioæl!
Huzzah! Drinks are getting brwered! This is the most succes i have had at all!
Fnished beer. opening atnohter.
Smoking a ciggarette. Serioustyly. Tobacco is a reall hoo aidea.
30 migrants. Th9s 9s j9ce!
This is nice!
Everyo0ne is fishing, thous. This is pretty nice.
Work might be done at htios rate.
Just thought something was brweing fish. O wpuld be rweong fish.
Goddamint, I stopped ,alomg seemse-
Merchants!
have given up on the fucking mercahtns, or whatever.
There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.
Have absolutely no idea.
Okay, read this inm a french accent. It makes more sense. I thimlk.
The doors might be locked. I have no kidea.
tHERE S A BPAR WHICH AHVE BECOPME A LARGER BOARD
oR SMOETHIG.
i NEED TO GTH E A SNDMPKR.-
Therese anitger o9arty giinhg ion,¨
Therm rehcanitns from athsalætj are rålæeaved.-
Keavubg, Keavun g,¨
Leaving. Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.
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YThe potash makers are hyaving children,. What,
I'd hope the fucking otrash makers owyuld have no xchildre.
Made a hole down to the people not doing anything. OPr somethimg. OPG HADHGAD
The mined has given hbirth TIO ANTRICHRIST
A FORGOTTEN BEAST HAD SCOME
ASAELÆASJE!
OMEESGATHOELIG HAS COME OG HDOG!
It's cardinal hair is long and shaggy OH GOD! WHAT ATHE FUCKT!§
It's moth atnd shell is wounded! HUZZAH!
fell mood.
GHoddamn.
SHUI! THERES TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTS!§ OG HOPD§
DWARVED ARE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT!
GOD! ALL THE DWARVED ARE DYING!
AAAAAAH!
THERE'S TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTSA IN THE TUNNELLS!
Okay the forgpttem neasts is getting killed! Necause it fell asleep. There's miasma all over the place. Omgh.
There's also been crafted a dwarf bone hepmd. I consider this a viccotrued for the fortersss!
MIGRANTS! YES!" THIS IS GREAT!
THWE FORTRESS MIGHT SURVIVE!
THE FORGOTTEN BEASTSA RE DEFEAFTED! YEAS! THIS IS A GRE#AT VIVXTOREUD!
Huh.
I can follow that, really. God, I
', druomg. Drunk.
Jervill is the new commander, mananger and whatevwer noble i need.¨
We have this big room. IO have no idea what its for. Its kist a æpt pf åoææards- Its just a pillar
in the meanwhiel Iv'e been trinking four or five shots of vodka.
New guy guy here with the othe guy, we've been drinking pertty heavily and it's time to salvea<ge thuis fortress.This might be zbigger concern than fault.
Set the mangage to not hual, he's too busy with other styuff.Some kid bled to death. Too badf.
I guess.-
Every f7cking dawrf is misralbve. Thantrum spiral right ahead. Tho9se not miseralbe are pretty down too.
Everyone is droppiogn the clothing all over, thought it is still starting too look up. This fort will be saved yet.
Stair way is complete ly full of misama. Someone is boudn to chioke on this stuff.
Tanturums, here we go.
Livestock: puyppy, kitten, calf, rabbit, chick, gholsing, and some alpaca. They must be scarred by niow..
The miner arrives at his post. There's so much theat nheds to be mined. I can't even see the end iof it. Armok have mercy on his soul, he'll not see the end of tyhis mining.
Where did all this mining even com from. What madman would designate all this rok cfor mining, it's nmot alike we hace 40 rock units ready for carafting,.
400 runits,.
Blast, a thief. He didn't get any chilcrend, but he did get away.
Found an opld dig, someone tried to dig stiars but hit the river? The stairs descend into darkeness, their secret never to be revlead.
Military totally handling all these crundles thast appeared out of nowhere. Crunekles now more..
I have no uidea why therre are two forst. It's lie they tried to make to seperate fort,s and then the onwe of them just got dumoped.
South dfort 4lyfe.
Nop åayusing now. Letting this run untill tw'ere done or the dwarfs are happy. Soem of the complain of ther decay of loved ones. Someone take care of grave, cathey can't seem tho get their heads around it for now.
Oh noyu, fell mood I thin,.
Wiothdrawal fropm society, a ranger. Eh.-
craftsorfswosrkshop. We'll ee what he makes.
He made some crundle bone statue, but thwe or9ginal poster owuldn't let m,e see what it is of-
Smoeone tell me what it is, I'mcruios,.
Ah, mdnit-
We'øre gona wrapy this up tio GRainte soon so we'll be done. I have no idea what's going on, but we're took care of most of the bforgotten gbeasts.
Thees's lotso f drink bnut people die of t jirs.
It's the original guu spekaing,
People are dying of thuirs, Too bad, reallty. There's aæsop a couple og guys ryuiing a tantro.
Dwaf carfvan arricmng,
made a bigger rfuse pile.
A cpuålæe pf guys died, because there's some goblins around.
The livestock is ortty reduxced, shut uo, the livestock doesj't really wirj abtmire,
Anymiore, I mean.
Oh god, this is really non-sensical.
26 dwarveds left. It's nmpt spt gppd-
The expedition leadter is tjrwopdm a tantru,. Tjos os mpts tp good. Not sood good, Imean.
RAW ADAMANTIUM ORAUSE THE MINES!
THE MINES ARE GRETY!
I really an
t do anythijg to the adamantuym,
The pum operator has gone srakd raving madf!
I'm pretty sure we diob't ghave no pums-æ Well. This is prettyu obvious.
At kleast the merhcaints have arrived.æ We can trade tje, aææ tje ,-
We can trade them all. Well we don't really haver anthing to trade. God, I', raæææy druoml-
WWATY THE FUCK IS ALMADNINE
The merchaints have left again, dipishits. Fuck them, I don't want no merchnats in my fortress! EVERUPME OS FHTRONG A TRANTROND!§
Urdim has been fpund dead, this is bad.
Ojkay, we ahve found a foouts of dead warfed.s The Jervills has calemed down. God, I have no idea what
s goind on.
Thjere's 23 dwarved left. kububsks has become a cat. Dwarfm wagtever.
23 is more thna then startm, right? IO donwidr. I consider this a succces!
fuck anoher forgotyten beast. It's ØV BØRGE! OR HRRAH JØRGENM!
Goddamnit, the milirtary is practically every single dwarf in the blood y fortress!
It might not be a big problem. It's ,ade pfwa.- Ot's m,ade of water. Amd sjot-
Shit.
Okay, nothings really happ+ening. Damint, someones been found dead.
Og god.
At lot of people are goijg insane, and nones really doing anything,.
22 dwarved left. Someone reallty have really have to fix this. Everyone is really go9ng ainsande. And shit. And so on.
19 dwarvd peft. No idea whaere tje wemt-
Thois is reaæy a tyanmyrums spiral gone wrong Everupme os alternmately throwing a tantroum, being found dead, and caling down.
18 left. Fuck. I'm reaææy bd at this.
Well at last, our stockpi9les are okay. Everypnes dyuing anyeay, buy hey§
16 lefty. Wtf.
I'm sorry about this, but I think ur miners have been diugging down somehwere, where the die. or something,.
Well, apparanylu,. there's nothing to catch in the central swamps. This is really bad, oh hod!
15 left. Everryone is dying, and I have bno idea why. Tjeres ,iasme all ovr te place. We're truomg tp get some emngravings-
Welææ, finaæly someone got th cpffons I ordered done.
Another pimp operater died from thirsw.t Fuck the ouims.
Seriusly, there are too many pimp operators in this foress.
12v left.Sgutl
Shit, I mean.
Some drinks wer're forbidden. Goddamnit.
Allso, a couple of people have ied of thirs.
GODDAMINT!§ THE BIZZARDAS JAVE CP;E NACL!
THE HUICCADRS! THE BUZZARDS HAFE COME BACK!"
Reallyh, the racist amounts of accents in this is growing unfooy.
11 dwarfves æeft-
Okay, 10 dwarved left. Something hafe to be less drunk, and get this fortress on iots knees.
These a marksdawrf vomiting all over th damn place. Aæpse. - Also, lots pf tjogts- Aæsp- Aæs- Also lots of ghots all voer the place.
Ghiots, serilsyious,
8 dwarves left. Oh god. We've reached a point were everuone is in the miltariy, and stark raving mad. GFoddamnit. If someone disreagerds this, its okay, seripusly.
WE'VE DONE IT§ 8 DWARVED LEFT! AND WE SUIRIOVERD!
Will be posting some picurs tp,prr.
Wiææ ne åp-
Will be posting some picties tomorrm.
Sorry, yhis is reaææt wasted- Gpdda,omt.
"New guy guy" here. Taking part in a Drunk Fortress on a monday was probably the best worst idea I've had in a while.I know the feeling! ;D
Also, pimp operators are most likely my favorite kind of operator.+1 !
Kamin, I think you are overdue for a turn??? DRINKTo be honest, I really wish I could! I've run into a funding problem, however, so most of my current drunkenness involves free drinks at parties... ::)
Go Clover style and pick up something cheap and horrid :D
Or find a party within walking distance of a DF enabled computer.
Go Clover style and pick up something cheap and horrid :D
Or find a party within walking distance of a DF enabled computer.
...and 40s of Steel Reserve...
Bah, lager. If you can see through the glass, the beer is not dark enough....and 40s of Steel Reserve...
Now THERE'S a drink...
Natty Ice + blue food coloring = Dwarven Dark Beer.+1
lolNOW you're gettin' it! :P
So what you're saying is, there simply isn't any cheaper booze than what you already drink? :D
This is pretty godsdamn entertaining. Just read AustralianWinters' turn. Could feel the spiteful glares of everyone else in the room as they had to listen to me giggling.
Tastes like liqourice, which I hear is mostly a Finnish/Danish thing. It's awesome, you should try it out sometime, that harsh, strong and salty taste just burns with the alcohol, it's quite the experience.I have had a liquorice alcohol before, I don't remember the name but it was yellow and came in a tall clear square bottle.
I'm surprised (but happy) that you managed to understand a word of it. XD It detoriates so quickly.
We eat (and drink) liqourice religiously up here. It's odd no one else does.I see the picture, but can't etel what kind of drink it is? beer/malt/loiqur ?
Sambuca. 40 %.Liquor is difficult for me these days, but I will keep an eye out.
We eat (and drink) liqourice religiously up here. It's odd no one else does.The Dutch do that, too.
Two beers down, wife and kid are gone for the weekend, and contemplating doing a turn tonight...
Two beers down, wife and kid are gone for the weekend, and contemplating doing a turn tonight...
Do it to it, Lars.
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool.Ketel een? Jesus, they make a good vodka but 300 years of experience? Yeah, making jenever, not vodka.
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool. but you are not cool after a bottle of it. and by not cool i mean... the cops will inform you of how 'not cool' you are
Well, I've got to get rid of this vodka somehow and I'm free tonight, but I don't want to do a reclaim because of the FPS issues. (And I hate reclaiming something awful). So I'm up for a turn now if no one minds a new fort.
fifty shades of forgotten beasts
what the hell is w/ Vodka, who votes for Vodka? we have a ton of international ppl! but shit... beer come on ppl, BEER!!! Vodka is a dirty litte mistress she's sneaky and you don't see her coming. The kettle one commercials are soooo cool. but you are not cool after a bottle of it. and by not cool i mean... the cops will inform you of how 'not cool' you areThis is so true, I don't trust her at all. Jameson has always been honest with me.
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?
What do you mean?
I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.
*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
Posting to watch. By the way, in all seriousness, is getting drunk just to play Dwarf Fortress safe?Safer than being a dwarf in Drunk Fortress, that much I'm sure of.
If I can get away with it, I'm going to take a turn thursday fairly early in the day. The goal is to do that and not get yelled at by my Fiance. We'll see how it goes.That might be dangerous like opening the third cavern with no military.
If you're below drinking age, you shouldn't drink. And if you MUST, then certainly not to the extents of this thread. So yes, it is dangerous, and no, you shouldn't play Drunk Fortress.
I should have been more clear. I don't drink and I have no intent to, nor have I ever. I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.Being drunk is not safe, that's why dwarf casualties are so high.
:DI was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.Being drunk is not safe, that's why dwarf casualties are so high.
It's the same for the players, we are lucky to survive!
If you're below drinking age, you shouldn't drink. And if you MUST, then certainly not to the extents of this thread. So yes, it is dangerous, and no, you shouldn't play Drunk Fortress.I should have been more clear. I don't drink and I have no intent to, nor have I ever. I was just asking if what you guys were doing was safe, because it seemed a bit extreme.I you got really, really drunk, would you get brain damage or something?The brain damage part (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_effects_of_alcohol#Brain) is actually kind of correct. It's a long-term effect, so getting really wasted once won't permanently impair your brain. It's just problematic if you always drink more than you can handle (especially on brains that are still in development). Thus:
(I'm too young to legally drink, I'm 13...) Teachers at school say yes, but if I remember correctly they also say that having sex gives you hallucinations.*Important Note: This game is NOT meant to encourage substance abuse or underage drinking. Please participate legally and responsibly.
-snip-wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?
Fear the kobolds! They are evolving!
-snip-
I tried collecting all the named skeletons and using them as throwing weapons.
wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?bODIES ARE SOME OF THE BEST THROOWING WEAPONS, SEEING AS IF YOU'RE DOING THings right, they should be in plenty abundance. I once cleared a tower of zombies using only themselves and my fists.
Well, who wouldn't want to kill goblins with their own dead dwarfs. The whole fort is full of them anyway.-snip-wait, what? throwing body's? you nuts?
Fear the kobolds! They are evolving!
-snip-
I tried collecting all the named skeletons and using them as throwing weapons.
Oh god Scruffy. That's really devastating. Poor fellows.Ofcourse the dwarves were already dead ::) I just collected their unburried remains from the ground and placed them in a coffin I was carrying.
Is this still going? Are there spaces left to sign on? This is brilliant and I want to be part of it.
Is this still going? Are there spaces left to sign on? This is brilliant and I want to be part of it.
Get drunk and start playing. There's no turn list.
Hey all! I just returned from a long trip, and am happy to see how well everything's been going! I'm proud of you, my drunken compatriots. I've updated the main page, and did a lot of formatting--no more eye-raping teal, for one thing! It should look a little better. Thanks for the updates, Ruhn!
From what I can tell Kamin needs to update first post for
1- Squio's turn, which met with some goblin death.
2- The newest fortress, founded by Clover (The Vodka Aquifer?)
Looks like this is the most recent save, Autumn of that fort's first year:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7142
Ooo, rules! Mwahahaha!
Hmmn...how about this?
Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink. If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning :P ) So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral. Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.
Ok, someone continue and develop the new fort so I can visit it in adventure mode. (My previous adventurer only visited our fourth fortress and died after getting punted in an eerie pit)If I didn't die so much in adventure mode, I'd actually love to try finding these monuments to drunken error. Instead, I will let you do that for me... And you should take many screenshots, like before ;)
Perhaps I will visit our current fort after its first crumbling.
Drunk forts are quite "interesting" places to visit. Strange, lovecraftian achitecture, junk and corpses littering the ground, crundles and blind cave trolls wandering around the abandoned corridors..
(well, most of the crundles and trolls were there even before the fort dieing.)
That fort was actually pretty annoying to visit since it was so far away from all human settlements you could spawn at and I had to constantly stop fast traveling since the world is full of rivers. I think that I have a save with the adventurer being close to the fort if you are interested.Ok, someone continue and develop the new fort so I can visit it in adventure mode. (My previous adventurer only visited our fourth fortress and died after getting punted in an eerie pit)If I didn't die so much in adventure mode, I'd actually love to try finding these monuments to drunken error. Instead, I will let you do that for me... And you should take many screenshots, like before ;)
Perhaps I will visit our current fort after its first crumbling.
Drunk forts are quite "interesting" places to visit. Strange, lovecraftian achitecture, junk and corpses littering the ground, crundles and blind cave trolls wandering around the abandoned corridors..
(well, most of the crundles and trolls were there even before the fort dieing.)
I actually DID enjoy seeing what happened to the last fort you were at!
That fort was actually pretty annoying to visit since it was so far away from all human settlements you could spawn at and I had to constantly stop fast traveling since the world is full of rivers. I think that I have a save with the adventurer being close to the fort if you are interested.I won't be playing any adventure mode in the near future, but you're more than welcome to post the save for everybody else!
I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)
I have a holiday tomorrow. Wednesdays are a traditional drinking days for finnish university students anyway.I dont want the fort to die so I started a turn (as much as I hate the second turns)
On a wednesday. Destructive, to say the least. Then again, I'm noy really one to speak.
Every time a dwarf dies, take a drink. If more than five die in rapid succession, finish your drink and do not drink for death again until the population has stabilized (so we don't get alcohol poisoning :P ) So a random hunter dying will be a drink, while you would finish your drink at the start of a tantrum spiral. Normal drinking patterns are otherwise unaffected.
I wonder if I completed my artifact or went insane, lol.You completed a crappy ring or something. by the way, sorry for destroying your floor plan for the the stack. Had to place it near the stairway because of the aquifer.
Great turn! It only took us...what? Four forts to make a functioning pump stack that didn't flood the fort with magma?It still might...
The rule for the next drunken overseer:As the first one is still in place (which you seemed to know), the second one is kill a whole caravan off or take a drink? And if so, did you want to specify a caravan type, or does this apply to all caravans?
2. When a caravan leaves alive take a shot (In fact, might as well take a drink and a pat on the back if they don't leave at all (alive that is ;) ) So, don't let them leave alive without stealing their goods and lives)
Either kill the elves/humans or steal everything they bring. Steal from the dwarves by deconning the depot.The rule for the next drunken overseer:As the first one is still in place (which you seemed to know), the second one is kill a whole caravan off or take a drink? And if so, did you want to specify a caravan type, or does this apply to all caravans?
2. When a caravan leaves alive take a shot (In fact, might as well take a drink and a pat on the back if they don't leave at all (alive that is ;) ) So, don't let them leave alive without stealing their goods and lives)
When a caravan arrives at the depot, you must either steal all of their goods or simply kill the traders. In the case of Elven/Human caravans, killing is preferred. If any caravan leaves with its goods, take a drink.Got it! On the OP.
I'ma take another crack at taking another crack at this tonight.Did you start?
I can't think of any meaningful objection from spouse or logic, other than starting to drink at 8-9pm makes for a dubious next day :D
Further updates as events warrant.
What would drunken fortress be without magma?Safe.
Hey so, shameful and drinken bump, but I'ma update that last post for a while I think.
If you want to watch, hit refresh a lot.
Feel free to post with advces, tips, harsassment, iudeas, etc.
I'm still not sober yet.
Ok so there is a new lever in scruffy's new quarters (in sand/clay, somewhere towards the top I think) that is the Caravan Distillation Device. It distils iron from everything else. The last screenshot is it in action.You did pretty well for someone so drunk (posted pics, started using the magma for useful purposes and so on;D ). The last time I got so drunk I ended up losing my turn journal, unleashing the last forts hordes of FBs from the caverns, somehow managed to abandon the fortress and finally next morning was unable to remember anything I had done that fatefull night.
It's not overly well sealed, but it could be worse. It doesn't leak into the fortress anyway, that's a plus.
The pump stack I couldn't figure out how to fix.
Really amazed I got the pics and save up last night, I have no memory of doing so.
Finding the vampire would probably be a good idea.
As would providing proper access to the trade depot for caravans. Whoops.
EDIT:
I'm still not sober yet.
10:56pm: Still haven;t found the productive level in the forress.I don't think that we actually even had one.
I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but did you cut yourself open trying to open a top? And are you okay? You mentioned bleeding several times, I worry that your drunkeness is almost as dangerous as Clover Magic's, and that resulted in several trips to the toilet.I THOUGHT he was talking about the dwarf named after himself--I could be wrong, but that's what it seemed like after the first read-through. The thought is definitely appreciated, Omeganaut!
wait, what? 12 HOURS?
I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
Hmm, I only started when I was already too drunk to play coherently. Am I doing it wrong?
It's completely up to the person. With the rules we're starting to play with, less pregaming seems like a good idea. Regardless, everybody is free to play how they feel fit.Hmm, I only started when I was already too drunk to play coherently. Am I doing it wrong?
No, I thought that was the point too. You drink 'till you're drunk, then you start playing and drink some more.
Should it be in the OP?I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
I put it there last night--leagues ahead of you, Xan.Should it be in the OP?I'm pretty sure reading this got me drunk.THIS.
I shall be taking a turn at this as soon as I can. Although maybe none of thee fine gentile-menn know me not, on a couple other forums I'm known for being something of a heavy, repetitive drinker.
Tomorrow, after at least one glass of absinthe, a gin tonique or two, and most likely a couple beers, I shall attempt to sit at my desk and play. I'd play right this moment, but I still capitalize the proper letters, thusly am not drunk enough.
I shall be taking a turn at this as soon as I can. Although maybe none of thee fine gentile-menn know me not, on a couple other forums I'm known for being something of a heavy, repetitive drinker.Marvelous. Sounds like a plan, my dear chap.
Tomorrow, after at least one glass of absinthe, a gin tonique or two, and most likely a couple beers, I shall attempt to sit at my desk and play. I'd play right this moment, but I still capitalize the proper letters, thusly am not drunk enough.
Fuck this, I'm going again.Yesh! Go for it! There can never be too many drunkards
I'm renaming everyone pimp 0peratoer this very instant,Ten bearded Pimp operators went out to mine;
Drinking a vodka shit.
Shit, we got a vampire. I canøt jandæe a fucking va,åo9re. Vampire. I can't handke afucking vampire i tell you! I can barely handle being derunk! Shiot, I can't handle that even! I dread the rules of caravans and shit.The bolded part, especially.
Shit, I don't even take screenshits. I shoukld be doing this,. Himme a second.
This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.
I love you rotten bastards. I really do. I ALWAYS look forward to what you guys do over your turns; it's one of the only things that keeps me rooted as firmly as I am to B12 these days :DYou need to take a turn. The collective drunk fortress hivemind demands it!
This may be the first time ever in a succesion fort, and I still haven't figured out machinery yet.
I want in on this.
If I'm still a wake and at home, I will be participating. That could very well not be the case. I don't know these days. If it's not the case, I'll try tomorrow.I will wait until you two have had your turns and then play one myself (again).
looks like I wont be able to play tonight. the gods of luck are pointing at me and laughing. too bad.Damn! I was really looking forward to it! Is the download corrupted?
Don't know. could be my internet. not sure. it takes a whole hour to download, then it says five minutes from the end that if fails. when I try to put the save in my folder it goes, but then it goes til 115% percent, and then the program wont close. annoying.Hrm... I THINK Scruffy or somebody DLed it after A.Winter's turn, so maybe it is a connectivity problem? There's no reason it should take that long to DL, almost even on a 56k.
On antibiotics this weekend so I couldn't, but I've been considering giving this a go. One week of work left then I have a break until after new year's (hooray for being a teacher) so there should be plenty of time around then, I'm sure I will find at least one day where I can ruin myself with alcohol and produce a surprisingly coherent turn.I wish I had a teacher who drank gratuitously and played Dwarf Fortress.
Won't be able to do it until at least next weekend though. Being a teacher also means I have to get up at 5:30 and then be responsible for the lives of preschoolers every day, so no major drinking during the week. : (
Darn it, I'm taking another turn (again.)
It has only been 2 turns since my last one but I don't have time to drink for the next week or so and I already have some booze prepared for this. I was hoping that someone would have taken a turn before this. ::)
First Drunk First Serve; as long as the turns aren't consecutive, I say go for it!Darn it, I'm taking another turn (again.)
It has only been 2 turns since my last one but I don't have time to drink for the next week or so and I already have some booze prepared for this. I was hoping that someone would have taken a turn before this. ::)
No worries - none of us are annoyed or angry. As long as a turn is completed in the same sitting, or whatever, I feel fine with people just playing, even if it's only one or two turns since they played last.
I don't know how everyone else feels about this, though.
I realise I forgot adding a rule - you'll have to drink if you run out of booze or food.OPed :)
I realise I forgot adding a rule - you'll have to drink if you run out of booze or food.Ya expect me to keep an eye on the prapared food stock or just food stuffs in the z? we ave 700 raw or rotten fish. Does that count?
So, is this a reclaim now?
So, is this a reclaim now?Yes and no. My turn had the first reclaim of the current fort. The save already has a nice little dwarf infestation living inside the fort.
Unfortunately, I picked up the new Dresden Files and will be reading that. So, the turn's up for grabs!
new Dresden FilesWhat is this I must know.
There comes a point where !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! becomes an excuse to get drunk. Drink responsibly, my friends :)I love you, Siquo. Even if you did turn my lavish tomb into migrant bedchambers.
hmmmm... I have to say, I'm intrigued.Feel free to take a turn (infact we demand you to take one ;D (but not really))
I might be tempted to give this a try tonight, depending on how things go. Are there any unwritten rules on this I should know about? Am I allowed to check out the fort before I get obliterated and at least see what I'm getting myself into? ;)
Still unsure, so if someone else gets tanked, by all means go for it!
what is this i don't evenThe dwarves will never go thirsty.
...an AQUIFIER? Really??
Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??Actually, according to the legendviewer, it is the 9th Bobnova (also 5 kamins, 8 clovers, 11 scruffies, 4 siquos, 6 wrexies and 4 ruhns (atleast))
Just for the record? Scruffty is a FUDKER. I think there are ore ghists than dwarves. We're all going to die.You can still slab/bury them. You just have to take a drink for every occasion you do so (if you bury multiple ones at once you don't have to take more than one drink.)
You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
Some asshole has gone berserk because of COuRSE he did. Zugklar? Does Zuglar mean anything to anyonje? Because I';mm pretty sure he's an assholeOfcourse he is an asshole. He is a dwarf. That is the dwarven way. They all are assholes.
Aseaheru posted that before you edited your post from triple to quadruple ::)Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
because he had posted 4 times in a row. and you had said that he had posted 3 times. ahwell. you fixed it. BYE!Fixed what? I was talking to Absinthe.You just QUADRUPLE POSTED.FIXED!
This is madness!
what is this i don't evenThe dwarves will never go thirsty.
...an AQUIFIER? Really??
Evil laughter
Dig little dwarves, dig. Dig to your watery grave!Bobnova the 8th? How many times do you need to die before you take a motherfucking hint??Actually, according to the legendviewer, it is the 9th Bobnova (also 5 kamins, 8 clovers, 11 scruffies, 4 siquos, 6 wrexies and 4 ruhns (atleast))
By the way, you can post the pictures afterwards. Too much hassle to do it while drunk ;D
After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.
Me too :(After that: Fcuking friends comptuer hates DF and crashed. All progress lost for the secone time. I cannot do this, I am sorry :(Shame. I was looking forwards to your turn.
Taking turn. Not super drunk, but I've drank enough to. Two six packs of Reissdorf Kölsch, Julischka, Eggnog (with 73% alcohol rum, brandy, and three halved with bourbon, because fuck eggnog I just wnt alcohol), also some coffee with baileys to keep awake (because coffee alone just doesn't do it for me anymore). I'll be finishing my current coffee with baileys as I go. If I finish I'll be moving on to absinthe because I can still capitalize correctly, and that means I'm not drunk enough.Great ;D
Also where is the download?
Also I'll be up for a while. Coffee etc etc.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7247
I'll try again sometime. Not right now, it's only 11:00.It's a major river (i think)
How did you guys get the river so big? I've tried really hard to find big rivers, but I never can.
I still sewar I could have saved the last fort if it hadnt failedMakes sense to me!
Tapio boozeI see, a fellow finn and a brony no less. Seems like I'm not the only one then.
I can do neither when I'm sober...
Wait. Okay. The people who play are too drunk to write "pump stack" correctly, yet they can make a functioning water reactor and pump stack. I can do neither when I'm sober...Dorfs, thats why.
So, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
So, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
Definitely overlooked that somehow. Probably drunkenly. Gonna have to update the page! But Reno never got back with any Decrees... If he played for a year, he's entitled to one. Oh well, we can still play without it if he doesn't get here with a Decree first--easier on the next overseer's liver :PSo, what's the new title?As far as I'm aware, the current fort is still going? Things have slowed down a little and gotten confusing (paradox) since the holidays, but it'll pick back up once people start feeling that their New Year's resolutions are overrated ;D
Actually, RenoFox abandoned and started a new fort since the river one had crashed on three people in a row, including him, heh. So we're at a new site.
I can't wait to get my drunken claws in it, heehee.
By the way, I reached our previous fortress in adventure mode. Our exploits and deeds are know even in the most distant human kingdoms. Most likely as horrible fairytales to scare bad children.This. So much this.
This place is a menace!
You should! I like what you did to the place.This place is a menace!
I seem to have done a tremendous amount of damage in my truncated turn. Is it wrong that I feel oddly proud of that? :P
1st granit: WEhat sorcery is this!?! 1st granite?!
Kamin, can you add a link to Scruffy's Adventure Mode post to the OP? It's probably a more well-detailed display of the madness that is Drunk Fortress than some of the actual turn posts are ;)I most certainly can! I love Scruffy's !!DRUNK FORT!! adventure mode stuff! I'll get to it when I get to updating the rest; I'm all over the place right now, and I'm still not 100% sure how I want to write up the new stuff :D
By the way, we have made it into the Hall of Legends! Sweet. Our livers will not die in vain.
By the way, someone just linked a picture of our old !!drunkfort!! magma leak (the one in the tvtropes page) in 4chan /tg/ (that thread was mostly about elves punishing dorfs for tree cutting)Does this mean !!DRUNK FORT!! is "going viral?" :P
Turn claim: 23:45 - 2 litres of Amstel down, downloading the save.Yesh! A new turn!
23:53 - okay, starting. I'll be just editing this post with updates. Noone has been dorfed yet, and I'll need to read the ruless. lcause rules is important or something dont nknow if ill remember to do them though alsoneed shotstuff to shot. glasses thing.s
Yes typing lazy I can type very nice neatly if I concentrate. First: dorfing people or I will forget.
It's spring. Save coming up. Did not do much but preserve the status quo, expand a bit. No idea how people get to make entire pupm stacks in their turn......Seems like the fort is in a better state than they usually are after a !!Drunkfort!! turn. :D Will check it out tomorrow.
For some reason ist wont let me build magmasmelters?1 someone sober look at this.Sober? SOBER!?!
Is this still first drunk first serve?A second drunken player? This night just keeps getting better and better. Lead our stunted drunken kin to glory! (or slow and amusing death. It is all the same to me. Dorfs can be replaced, booze can be brewed and forts can be reclaimed)
If so I'm starting the Caribbean screwdrivers while I write. Eventually I'll be do drunk to focus on writing anything good, and this seems like a good way to spend the evening afterwards.
3:15: Bobnova the Xth trantrumed, then went insane. Baldr kicks his ass with a crossbow long enough to cripple him. He suffocates as Baldr runs away flipping him the bird.Good night, sweet prince.
There's a surprising lack of typos in this turn. Wow!
Spellchecker, perhaps?
12:11: Hurt finger trying to open a new carton of orange juice. Ended up removing it with a fork. Finger still hurts.Ha! A second DF related injury! I don't feel quite so silly now.
Quote from: AnimaRytak12:11: Hurt finger trying to open a new carton of orange juice. Ended up removing it with a fork. Finger still hurts.Ha! A second DF related injury! I don't feel quite so silly now.
How'd you hurt it? With the fork? I think I may still have the "Worst Idea" award.
Poor Bobnova the Xth. I think that's 9 now.
Great turn, I was amused :D
1st Granite
This is a strange fort but sho are every edrunken fotts., This is rather soberly desighned.
Wju are all druimlem forts souch a mess? Not summtetrical nor are they well designed. Just randomslu shaped rooms stuck togetherlol
DF crashed! oh for fucks asakeOuch. And... lol at the comment.
Starting again
Mountaindudes from tha mountaind homes! give us ,more goats! we demand goats! And gcheese! moar cheese! CJEESAE!Wait, what? lol
I may have acidenty accionced some forks wfor bavies and children. Oops
Perhaps he's merely less dextrous/adapted to intoxication.
Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
Haven't I alway#? Yeah! !!DRUNK FORTRESDS!Wow.How rude
Compared to him, I was down right lucid last night.
I mean damn, he's hammered.
No worries, you're doing DrunkFortress proud!
Haven't seen Scruffy's save yet, not sure he's done. Or conscious.Was sleeping.
Since we havent had fiths im taking te h drinks even without a mandate to do so. Drinks ahoy!Note to self: never drink half a bottle in a few mins
... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating :o )
And now it's WREXIN' TIME.
Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?
I debate that. He is sucking dwarven blood after all. That gotta have a pretty high blood-to-alcohol rate.... Dude PUNCHED A TITAN'S HEAD OFF. That is one for the fucking books.Take a drink if the fortress runs out of booze (unless you are too drunk to notice that the dorfs are dehydrating :o )
And now it's WREXIN' TIME.
Edit: Any decrees, Scruff?
By the way, the puncher happens to also be our captain of the guard and pet vampire. I think that he deserves the right to suck a few peasants every now and then. It would be a shame to get rid of him just because he doesn't drink booze.
And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.Warning! The site has a severe dwarf infestation
And now, I would like to be informed of any potential fortress killing hazards. Like magma rain or somesuch.
There's iron, flux, and a shitload of trees. We should be drinking from steel mugs in no time!
Now that I think about this, we have only been playing !!drunkfort!! for 4 months and it has already been through far more many turns than most succession games ever survive without getting abandoned/forgotten.Huh, interesting. I didn't even realize it'd been 4 months, but I really stand by the First Drunk First Serve rule--it keeps it going excellently. It seems like there's always something fun and new to read this way; I doubt it'd be half as successful without it!
(except for those famous uber games that have been running for multiple iterations and threads.)
Thanks for the welcome guys. It's cool that this sounds like a drunken brotherhood, with added !!FUN!! and insanity.This is every bit a Drunken Brotherhood. Only there are a few in the Brotherhood that aren't "brothers" so much as "sisters," but you know, it's all good. Clover Magic can drink WAY more than most men I know, so I think she'll be alright ;)
If everything goes well I'll take a turn tomorrow, in roughly 20 hours and it shouldn't take more than 4 hours. Is anyone else interested by this schedule or not ?
Yeah, I know, first drunk first serve. I'm just checking the terrain so I may not drink and then get ninja'd by someone else.
Lol I randomly fell asleep for 5 hours.
Lol I randomly fell asleep for 5 hours.
Unintentional unconsciousness. Truly a danger with this playstyle.
05:32 I'm not sure who the fuck designed this hospital and why it seems to be some thing that you see if people will die or not rather than an hopsital. Need to imrprove it.The main reason for hospital is to gather all the near-dead peasants in one room to help with the corpse hauling logistics. It is kind of like a proactive corpse stockpile.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh8mNjeuyV4)
Well, I'm out. Consider this turn invalid, because if I continue it's going to happen again thrice (when I'm NOT drinking it happens 3 times a year already) and my patience is already streched to the excess. Not to mention I don't think of saving each week, and it's obnoxious. (Feel free to laugh at my misfortune)Oh no... I'm sorry, Naryar, that's terrible. I mean seriously, crashes in DF are infuriating... If you have ANYTHING to put up save-wise, we can use it. And nobody here will laugh at your misfortune--that's reserved solely for people who get so drunk they can't function, because their finished turns are hilarity. I hope you're able to do something with it again in the future, because you seem a perfect fit in our Blasted Brotherhood :P
Well, I'm out. Consider this turn invalid, because if I continue it's going to happen again thrice (when I'm NOT drinking it happens 3 times a year already) and my patience is already streched to the excess. Not to mention I don't think of saving each week, and it's obnoxious. (Feel free to laugh at my misfortune)Oh no... I'm sorry, Naryar, that's terrible. I mean seriously, crashes in DF are infuriating... If you have ANYTHING to put up save-wise, we can use it. And nobody here will laugh at your misfortune--that's reserved solely for people who get so drunk they can't function, because their finished turns are hilarity. I hope you're able to do something with it again in the future, because you seem a perfect fit in our Blasted Brotherhood :P
You're not the first to drunken ragequit. I did too, if it makes you feel better.
Absolutely maddening, that.
I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.Sigged.
Bahahaha, I totally forgot I even wrote that! It still holds true, though... It amazes me to no end. And yet, it shouldn't.I had no idea it'd be so popular, but that's probably because I was under the mistaken assumption I'm the only kind of drunken assclown who'd actually want to do something like this. But then it hit me... This is Bay 12.Sigged.
Edit: Seems like I reached early moonstone. Pictures later
Save here: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7303
Yes. I genned a new world, and I will drink a LOT more to make the most generic yhears of starting a new fort more intersting.Aww crud. I liked having all the forts in the same world.
Arses, I'm on 6th slate of a new game on a nnew world, should I revert to old save?No
I'll grab the current save and play some (sober) this evening to see how it does.That's totally cool; by all means feel free to give the fort a sober whirl for testing purposes! This applies to everybody.
RenoFox - wtf is this shit i'm drunk and it's making me load all this software i'm sure is a virus. I can't download.
you're a fraud!
oops - passed the line to be able to still play Dwarf Fortress; that didn't pan out. Maybe next time.
Weren't we supposed to be staying with the original world anyways, unless the previous one was proved to be crashing beyond help? (Since Raynar's crashes were not world-related). And that Kamin would be genning a new one if we did need it?This is my wish; I think the poll reflects it as well. If it works still, let's stick to our original world.
Gonna try to run this fort 1 year, although tantrum spiral is very possible due to the general unhappiness of the fort.No, not a stereotype. Just the fact that most dorfs can remain sane for only 4 years of drunken overseers.
Is it a necessary stereotype tat Drunk forts must fall at year 4 or something ?
Considering how I am getting tantrums and mad dwarves right, the fort may die before I finish my year.Gonna try to run this fort 1 year, although tantrum spiral is very possible due to the general unhappiness of the fort.No, not a stereotype. Just the fact that most dorfs can remain sane for only 4 years of drunken overseers.
Is it a necessary stereotype tat Drunk forts must fall at year 4 or something ?
Third year is usually the point when all the booze/food has ran out, the corpses have started to pile up and there are too many migrants and goblins. 3 years of constant death and miasma is usually the time it takes for those drunken beardballs to grow weary of live and start running around naked. Thus year 4 is death
wazza with those names?
really? drunkenness can lead to long alpha-numeric names?nah this is just stormtrooper names.
Looks pretty promising so far for year4. I bet hospital survival rates go up once there is a water supply!I'm pretty sure that there are bobnovas (or atleast bits and pieces of them) laying all over the site
I like the stormtrooper names.
Is there a Bobnova anywhere?
I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
Uploading the file in DFFD doesn't work, simply.I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
What kind of problem are you getting?
Yes, but in what way it doesn't work?Uploading the file in DFFD doesn't work, simply.I still don't seem to be able to upload the save, maybe it's my server. I'll try it elsewhere.Hmm, I having noticed any server problems today. It takes a while to upload (can take a few mins)
What kind of problem are you getting?
and i doubt DFFD has server problems, i think it's my web access.
Can't access the page, page doesn't load, 404? Can you start filling the upload details? Does it start uploading but never finishes?The last one.
It works now. I guess it was my internet access furnisher blocking DFFD.Or double it. You would be amazed of what miraculous things can be achieved when drunk.
Well, next time I take a turn I'll have to be less hasty with my alcohol consumption.
here's the save : http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7336
It works now. I guess it was my internet access furnisher blocking DFFD.Or double it. You would be amazed of what miraculous things can be achieved when drunk.
Well, next time I take a turn I'll have to be less hasty with my alcohol consumption.
here's the save : http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7336
thats a tiny comp...
<--- computer guy.
What CPU / RAM / GPU does it have?
Also, if it doesn't have a SSD you'd be amazed by the difference a SSD makes. It's like, whoa.
Go for it dude. We await your drunken revelry.You seem reasonably durnk.
12:52 crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal, saving and quiiting.Great turn! :D
12:20 fuck daemno sd
12:28p oh not coludn ds of flames
12:30ndo dorfs wont' build floor to wall fof demons don't undrstna ho mwnanger scren o nwornks hel,'
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
12:52 crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal, saving and quiiting.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/azurasstar/artifact_zps7d59809b.png)A mug with a picture of Ukko Ylihumala, the great hero of our fort, broudly draining the blood of a lowly peasant?
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
11:07 hwm[e645 p3opl3, kill them !I'm pretty sure that was "hamster people."
12:32 OH SHIT EVErhiNT INS ONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Seriously!Wasn't that in the previous fortress? I think that someone was making a pumpstack in this one too but can't remember.
My trade depot caravan distillation device could have worked better, it sort of flooded the entire level and then stuck-on if I remember correctly (or did someone (scruffy?) channel a hole? I don't remember). I made sure the trade depot only had upward access to the fort though.
I was very impressed by the pump stack, I couldn't even figure out how to fix one small piece of it on my turn! I just assigned half the fort to pimp operating to get the magma reservoir filled up :P
Admittedly I'm still rather on the noob end as far as the mechanical stuff goes.
As an unrelated note, I think I know what the doom of this particular fort is going to be. Not including the contributing factor of drunken overseers of course, they can be blamed for everything and hence it cancels out :D
You are so doomed. You have no idea.What, did "crap there's demons everywhere. aldso I'm drunkal" not tip you off :P ?
Haha. I'm sitting here in Prague laughing at the whole republic, check, czech thing. Interestingly, Czech is the polish spelling. No idea why English speakers took the Polish spelling instead of anglicizing it like they normally do. (Český is the original spelling, for the record.)
Haha. I'm sitting here in Prague laughing at the whole republic, check, czech thing. Interestingly, Czech is the polish spelling. No idea why English speakers took the Polish spelling instead of anglicizing it like they normally do. (Český is the original spelling, for the record.)
How many people are interested in taking turns this weekend? I'm considering tonight, although I don't know if I'll end up being home or not. I'm in the GMT+1 time zone so it's possible (or likely) if I do take a turn I will finish early enough for someone in the States to take a turn after me (6 hours between here and EST).
You'd think the dwarven civilization could manage to build a bridge!A BRIDGE?!? What is this non-dwarven heresy?
That explains that then, good. We haven't killed off the entire dorf population of the world.
No fucking iron. This si nopt enouygh booze to deal with this shit. Steel anvil wtf.Amen.
0 naryars, what the hell?
That's definitely a plus.
Naryar if you're drunk and ready to take a turn, take a turn :D
I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
If I had to choose a chaos god to 'devote' myself to (young bastards don't know the meaning of the word), it would probably be Khorne and Tzneetch fused together.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
A common misconception. They feel no pain. That is the point.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
A common misconception. They feel no pain. That is the point.So... excruciatingly painful, slow, festering plagues are your idea of fun ? Yeah, I'd rather lose an arm in battle.I am just raising morale with that : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXEKhornite spotted. Nurgle is where the fun is at.
Nurgle is not just the god of disease. He is also the god of death and things remaining unchanged. Pretty much the idea of clinging to life. That is the reason he and Tzneetch don't get along.
He offers his blessing to those who are afraid of dieing and become freed of all pain and disease. (They carry the diseases but don't suffer pain from them)
Also, Papa Nurgle is a jolly fellow who truly loves his loyal servants. It is a warm and happy, albeit ugly, family.
I tentatively infer from your comments re: Senate that you're American, which would mean drunk fortress at approximately 11:00 AM on a Wednesday.
Excellent.
13th Moonstone, 9:26pm, 7 shots in:
This fortress makes more sense than normal.
Food stores are a bit low, ~290(?) food.
Drink stores are worse, nine boozes remail. The (#&% bookkeeper ca n actually ount them, this is bad as his sensitivity has not been adjusted. I'll remedy that and the booze suoopply first off.
I think some minecarts are in order to pck the wood stockpile down a bit. I suspect more caskets would be good too.
9:39pm: Found the magma forces.
This fortress makes sense. WTF? I must need another shot (#8, doing 1-1.1oz shots. I have a measuring cup / shotglass. I love it. I have a 4oz measuring cup shaped like a big shotglass too. Also a pint beer glass type measuring cup. It's tits. Everybody loves tits right? It's awesome, in any case.
24th moonstone: 9:45pm: 9oz:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/1-status-24th moonstione.png)
Finally remembered how to get to the manager screen. Donno how I forgot. Definitely has nothing to do with SuperFly Vodka (which, as a sidenote, does not cause flying, sadly. I'd fucking love that, assuming it included a halfway decent landing package. If landing involves broken bones I'd probabal ys still do it sometimes. If it just involved bruises and pain/suffering for a couple days, I'd be all over that shit. I love dflying dreams/ last nihts dreams sucked though :(
25th moonstone: 9:48pm: 9oz:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/2-polarbearcorpseohfuck.png)
Oh shit. i forgot about that part. Wonder what lever closes the door.
I don't see any doomsday devices (wtf?), so I'ma pull everything.
Then I'm ging to see if I can make a pumpstack. I'm not sure we have enough magma safe stuff. This could be a 1shot doomsday device. That's awkward/
(Lots of pics with no logs. They're going in here:
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/3-whatpolarbear.png)
(No polar bear, wtf?)
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/4-masonsjobs.png)
(Trying to improve general life around the fort.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/5-groundzero.png)
Not looking overly promising.
1st opal: 10:05pm: 9oz (bout to change that to 10, fucking hell)(:
Some asshole (*@#%^T!(@%#$(#)%&!@#^$ (I feel ike even with the liberal swearing rules here I'd still ge tbaned if I really explained my feelings) elf murdered a cat! DAMN THEM!
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/6-murderedcat.png)
I shall have to start up the justice operations, this asshell deserves a hammerizing. Fuck them.
I like cats, even if I pissed mine off lieik z0mg ealier dousing them in insect neurotoxins )(avanvatege)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SAKZUL~!
naturally, I, Bobnova 2, Sigunmonang, Craftsdorf, will be both sheric and Hammerizer.
For this I need an office.
(Random SS, taken hereish.
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/7-shitohdear.png)
10:21pm:
Whoops. Convicted the wrong saksul.
Pretty sure that's a shot penalty?\Some dickhad borked the masons workshop. Wtf?! I'ma going take that shot.
13th moonstone (sort of) 10:29pm, 10oz:
Fuck, DF crashed :(
(http://www.epic-hw.com/pics/ddf5/8-crashed.png)
Much as I hate to say it fellas, I suspect this world is going downhill.
I know this computer is stable, it 24/7 crunches Rosetta@home/WCG/LHC@home.
Don't expect a turn by me for quite a while.Did you suffer a sudden outbreak of sober?!
I need to get in on this! (currenlty reading @page 35)The two of us drunk behind a computer? That's about 10 years ago. We need to plan this. For great honour!
@siquo Maybe we should team up for a session of great results! (this is goddijn)
edit plz mood me as some lazy slob :)
I'm drunk, where is the last save ?
Ruhn, thank you so much for that! It helps immensely!Make a new save!
Well, my friends... It seems that Drunkentrials is coming to an end. There's just too much history--the plague of crashes proves it. Whoever wants to regen may (given my absence), but using the following parameters:
-Multiple Volcanoes
-Higher than Normal Amounts of Forgotten Beasts and Titans
-At Least 50 Years of History (Not more than 150)
-Many Civilizations
-World Must be Named Something Drinking-related (Was previously Drunkentrials, so along the lines of Drunkendaggers or Boozebarrens)
Whoever gens, put up pictures of different embark site options; I'll put them to a vote with the polls. Try to keep embarks 3x3!
I'm drunk, where is the last save ?
lol i was already asleep by the time you posted that :PThere is a fear growing inside of me that my next turn will be interrupted by nap time!
Oh well, maybe next time.
My wife will be pleased.This just keeps sounding better and better :D
No, really. She's going to be serving me the booze while I play. It's for the best. I hold my liquor like an Elf, I fear...
So I've started drinking, and my wife is going to kill me, I think. We got Bacardi 151, Patron Silver, and Disaronno Amaretto. I suppose I'll stop fixing my posts after this, since she's givn me a coke-colored glass of Bacardi. I'm sure there's no coke in it.
My download is finishing, and I'll give it a bit to make sure I'm good and wasted (like my wife on't let me not be), and we'll go from there.
For !!SCIENCE!!
... I’ve been trying to find a decent blood alcohol level calculator, but I can’t seem to find one that is scientific enough for my purposes.
... EUREEKA! http://celtickane.com/projects/blood-alcohol-content-bac-calculator/ has just what I’m looking for.
Also, the irony of the vomit-soaked sock was not lost on me :D
Sounds good! I will most likely be able to get good and drunk on wednesday night-thursday morning (I work at night, so I will be drinking at around 4 AM XD)Ha, Good Times 8)
So basically, no sober practice on an unrelated fort? Just dive in drunk with some rusty knowledge of an outdated version of DF....I LIKE IT!
1. Yes, please stream.
2. One big log. Edits aren't shown in "Updated Topics"
OMFG the tediosity is brutal:D
If you don't start playing, let me know asap. It's a weekend home again, so I'm in playing condition too.
Yeah I believe the title refers to us leaving the previous world+save (due to crash frequency) and gen of a new world for the next booze-soaked era.
22:18 Well, that yook care of the dog and cat problem. They too got burned. ALong with about 10 dwarves. I still blame the previous overseer. I heard he's drinking on the job. YUp.
I also tried to make a nice waterfall near the trade depot (might not have been the best idea) to spread some gentle feelings around, but this was a huge failure. It ends three z-levels from the surface, where I also built a wall with a door in case there's a flood. I don't THINK it floods anything, but I'm not sure since I completed it just before I quit (and yes, channeling two 5x3ish blocks took about 1hr real time, that's how much tantrum there was going on). Either way, I doubt it'll calm people down enough to matter.
02:32 < Vyznev> 25 cubic meters
02:32 < mulletmaster> ...
02:33 < Vyznev> Ok, that's pretty big, but not as big as I'd think when someone says "dragon"
02:34 < Vyznev> hell, you could squeeze three of them into my apartment, at least if you ground them into dragonburger first
02:35 < mulletmaster> Well, the dragon would weigh about 55000 lbs
02:35 < mulletmaster> which would probably be past the floor loading capacity of your apartment
02:35 < mulletmaster> your neighbors below would be pissed.
02:35 < Vyznev> well, yeah
02:35 < Vyznev> I'm pretty sure filling my apartment with ground meat would do that anyway
02:35 < mulletmaster> yeah.
02:36 < mulletmaster> but at least you could make some bone crafts and shell totems and shit
02:36 < Vyznev> unless they kicked me out of the craft shop downstairs
02:56 < escondida> Hmm...drunk fortress. This does sound like an excellent idea, for some values of excellent.
[02:49] OK, WTF... this Udil guy, the only one with any social skills, shows up on DorfTherapist but not in the game. Huh?I was seeing the same thing: thinking Therapist still shows dwarves who are not listed as dead/missing yet.
[04:16] Wait, it's mid-autumn?Yep, I only got about 6 months into the reclaim.
I just sort of assumed that the flooding depot was part of the original waterfall design. Because, you know, drunk.That waterfall/mist thing claimed 3 lives before I abandoned, having that water source might have been making it worse.
Actually, looks like that was more or less the case:I also tried to make a nice waterfall near the trade depot (might not have been the best idea) to spread some gentle feelings around, but this was a huge failure. It ends three z-levels from the surface, where I also built a wall with a door in case there's a flood. I don't THINK it floods anything, but I'm not sure since I completed it just before I quit (and yes, channeling two 5x3ish blocks took about 1hr real time, that's how much tantrum there was going on). Either way, I doubt it'll calm people down enough to matter.
Anyway, the flood might not have done much as a mist generator, but one thing I did notice when I took a peek at Flanderbland's save yesterday was a stack of 6(!) dwarfs all drinking from the same tile of 2/7 water flooding into the room next to the depot. So apparently it at least served to compensate for the total lack of booze or a well...
27th Granite, 23:10am : ALL THE DOGS WILL BE WAR GODS.Ladies and gentlemen, Anubis has spoken.
19th Hematite, 00:01am : lol I just realoised, why are moy other posts in AM. more migrants, this is becommknig too easy.
Goblins BEWARE! if the war GODS don't get you, the ghosts will27th Granite, 23:10am : ALL THE DOGS WILL BE WAR GODS.Ladies and gentlemen, Anubis has spoken.
2nd Felsite, 23:30am : wily stage 2 rocks, also one of you has tried to built a pum,p sytmsem up into the DINING ROOM. WHYT WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU N))))))BBBBBBBBBBB XD
8th Felsite, 23:35am : A ghostly farmer 'batters' our Axedwarf. What a pussty of na axedwarf, chop that psirit uo!!!!! Apprently he cut hi lower arm off O_O
10th Hematite, 23:52am : Engraved slabs to stop gohsts purveying ius. They are annoying, sorry u died and all that but try no to piss us poff next time you dungarees. NEXT BEER, 3 minute BRAK.
16th Hematite, 23:59am : GOHSTLY PLANET YOU DINGUS (PLANETR PLANTER!!!!!) why you 'batter' our military, go batter some fish and chips.
14th Sandtone, 01:17am : A ghosdtly jeweler has arisen, oh no guard you r laether codpieces.
7th Orapl, 2012:am : A GHOSTLY HUNTE BATTERS ME. ENOUGH IS ENOGH, I'M GONNA FUCK ALL THE SPIRIT WORLD UP. FUCK THE GOHSTS, LIVIING FTW. GHOSTS YOU BLEW YOURS CHANCES. GET READY FOR THE PREACEHRS TO COME!!!
Here's the save again so this page has it. On my personal (fast) hosting for those drunken OMG I MUST PLAY DDF moments.Dance Dance Fall-over?
What's wrong with dorfs having Gods as pets instead of Dogs?Yeah, us overseers do! :P
What's wrong with dorfs having Gods as pets instead of Dogs?
04:11 < Vyznev> " I knpw wat Iämm doinä Om jisy van 't fogute ot ow tupe it"
04:19 < Slythie> stupid bakemonogatari doujins and their kanji jokesBakemonogatari? Good taste
New!! Top reasons a turn ends unexpectidly:
1- Pass out
2- Busy in chat
3- Throw up
4- Lost on internets
5- Fall over
(( no !science! or math was used in creating this list ))
Sober Dolwin here. I'm downloading the file and updating the graphics, etc. Will begin the drunkening shortly.
my god so druink, havent been this way in forever. wonder who can decything my text?
my god so druink, havent been this way in forever. wonder who can decything my text?
Oh yea.. Whja staesopn do I wehd at???
weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...
weeeeeelll fukc... Iz screwedded...
Details? Screwed as in "this place is a mess" or as in "clowns ate all the dorfs"? :P
Definitely going to start sober and slowly get hammered next time, judging from my comments I spent the entire time trying to download the fort instead of actually playing it.
Is the "Hell Hole" that waterfall thing to the west of depot?
stopy duing dwarves. why yo die at this hellole. what is this reservior.Spoiler: Hellhole (click to show/hide)
I'm going to eat, check out the fortress and start drinking. I will probably continuously edit this post. I am also very prone to distraction when I'm the least bit inebriated so don't expect miracles. Any challenge stuff I should make note of?
anyways I'msorry my drunk/till puke/is useless. put the rest latter.
What he said. I barely managed three days in game, myself. (though that's likely because I was so drunk I couldn't see straight before I even downloaded the fort :P)anyways I'msorry my drunk/till puke/is useless. put the rest latter.Most excellent. :D Don't worry about not finishing the year, that happens. Looking forward to the rest of the update once you're feeling better.
10:05 what forgotten beast? argh I forgot how much I liked that intro.Does this mean we have a FB, or that there were rumors of a FB that are not true?
Does this mean we have a FB, or that there were rumors of a FB that are not true?
bottle of captain morgasn...Ghegheghe :)
:o That alcohol.. Impressive. What's this about an atom powerstation? Oh yea, the bridge lever is directly one z level below the bridge.My husband called this the atom powerstation
oh man this is difficult, lo. Might be a biiiiitn drunk... The current shto level is roughly 2x what is listed below, bere here is the log:
Realized I haven't eaten since noon. Oops. Made a frozen pizza, have eaten 2 slives. It's pretty tasty, premium high quality Baron Von Richtoffen Pizza.
11:15pm: Seeing as nobody has figured out what my raws edit when I genned the world (ahh the glory, being the dude the genned the Drunker Fortress world. Few peo[ple understand, but it's one hell of a glorious position!), here's a SS with a couple clues:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love watching dead goblins get carted underground, it makes me happy. Elves too, like the caravan I cleaned up.
I love watching dead goblins get carted underground, it makes me happy. Elves too, like the caravan I cleaned up.
So can you sell the *chopped elf liver biscuits* back to the elves? ;)
So can you sell the *chopped elf liver biscuits* back to the elves? ;)
So close...Well, in a way it did. I forgot to seal it properly so magma reached 1 z-level from the surface and then started leaking backwards, melting most of the glass stack. (I hope that someone will try rebuilding it)
Magma could have leaked out and destroyed everything in a sober rage while we stand and scratch our heads. And laughed.
I thought glass was magma-safe? How did that happen?Fire-safe. The solid end of a pump acts as a wall and will not be harmed by magma but the pump gets destroyed if magma touches the other part of the pump (Where the pumper stands).
A pump made with pipes and screws that are glass or any type of metal, and blocks that are glass, or any type of metal, is safe as long as no magma ever occupies the passable tile of the pump.There also used to be a mention about glass pumps not being able to survive magma on the open space.
[-turn redacted-]:(
Read some of the original posts where GWG and some others were talking about sleep deprivation instead of drinking. I think someone should make a Sleepy Fortress. Or Tired Fortress.Everyone loves a good theme, maybe start a new thread to gague interest if you don't feel like running it yourself?
Nealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
It wad you, wasnt it? A fort without anyone with mining skill :oQuoteNealry all of our miners died because the prefious overseer told them to digf a ditch without any way out. They starved in holes
Whoops :P
Finding a volcano site might be the way to go, especially since I don't think we've done one yet?Volcanoes, eh?
Think of all the things we can DO with !!MAGMA!!
(Also, the highly increased risk of melting the entire fort)
Does the new fort location have to be chosen while drunk as well? Based on my previous playing attempt, choosing a halfway decent starting location while hammered would be.... difficult.I suppose that the next player can search for a suitable dorfen habitat while sober before starting the turn. We have done it before
If I remember my thread reading correctly, the last time you guys did a search while drunk ended in an evil embark.Good times
Flat and untamed sounds good. No volcano is a pity but embarking on an area with heightdifferences might be unwise when drunk. It is hard to keep track of the surrounding if it is split between a dozen z-levels ::)Spoiler: Door #2 (click to show/hide)
Lots of goodies here it seems. Hot untamed wilds however. Very flat. Probably what I would pick if playing sober. Ominous water is a plus.
I vote for Door #1 and would like to join this madness. When is it going to start?When ever you wish to get drunk.
Wow, this is still going! Good to see after my 4 month absence--the People's Republic will drain a man, to be sure. I threw the new embarks up in the polls, but whoever goes next can pick if they feel like ignoring the results (as there may not be many votes, anyways).Good to see that you haven't completely disappeared. ;D
<3
Have we had a Scruffy Embark yet?From my notes Scruffy did a reclaim during the first world.
Claiming dorfs is always allowed, and no need to claim a turn in advance just find a computer.The trouble is, i am several miles away from the nearest computer because i am writing this on a phone.
The link Bobnova just posted is the correct current fort. Beware of circus.
I see now, next time then!Claiming dorfs is always allowed, and no need to claim a turn in advance just find a computer.The trouble is, i am several miles away from the nearest computer because i am writing this on a phone.
The link Bobnova just posted is the correct current fort. Beware of circus.
Spoiler: Door #1 (click to show/hide)
The only aquifer-less volcano I saw. Insanely high cliffs, scorching heat. I embarked just to see what it looked like. Caravans would be an issue.
Thanks, I was totally blind for that yellow X and searched in the middle of the map. But not consuming ethanol the next days, sorry.
ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to workYes, just blame the poor ol' Scruff' ;)
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Danm veterans...
btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)I have quite enough. 10l of homewine but it has not matured yet and 25l canister of strawberry wine nearly ready for aging a few months.
ack just noticed scruffy, maybe he's the reason i cant get this to workYes, just blame the poor ol' Scruff' ;)
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Danm veterans...btw scruffy, if you from amsterdam, we need to drink more beer! :)I have quite enough. 10l of homewine but it has not matured yet and 25l canister of strawberry wine nearly ready for aging a few months.
if there is anyone sober out there, plz elaborate how to get the save working (i was expecting copy the folder into /data/saves/whatever-the-fort-is-callled byt this doesnt seem to work (on the version from page 119 form sineflora)1,Download the asave
execlent!if there is anyone sober out there, plz elaborate how to get the save working (i was expecting copy the folder into /data/saves/whatever-the-fort-is-callled byt this doesnt seem to work (on the version from page 119 form sineflora)1,Download the asave
2. Unpack it. Take the folder folder containing hte files (some programs create an extra folder with the name of the .rar)
place it in the saves
DO THIS TO MY SAVE THATR WILL BE UP IN about 1h
What the balls.
quick i need to know how to make screenshots!prt sr system key and the paste it in paint or something.
also, nsoooo many hills and stuff
I cannot wait for the others to see this.Wait no more.
16th Moonstone
.Moonstone? The heck?
-The wagon is fighting? Tha fuck? We don't jave a wagopn anymore.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufilBwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufilBwahahaha :D Masterful turn, my man. You do us old drunkards proud!
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))
Aye! Great turns. Still waiting for things to start to go horribly wrong. We need more magma!
Only now got around to uploading those old pics from my turn. Damn I am late.
a sure way to fix this is the double drunk drunk dwarffortress!We should so do that....
there is a ghost and i would sdo somethign a bout it if I could find what to do about it but it's a bit like being quite drunk and staring at a bunch of error job cancel messages opping up, whic h is odd, because that's exactluy what it is
bother if rogot the xplanation again - it is i think it is the soap
if
If it automaticlaly puts itself on the status stcks screen, is
why?
Well, I can go to the dridge
Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.Go for it. I hope that those couple beers will be enough since the fort needs a good drunken kick in the nuts
Oh wait there was something i was supposed to rememberGolden. :D
dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.
KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.
I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.
Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.
fallout shelters! The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.That was a really good and complicated shelter. (Though it caused some drunken lever confusion with so many levers and some temporary well flooding)
Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].
also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.
Someone seems [BOOZE_IMMUNE].
also, I call fortress magma death for the next turn.
That would be too easy, i'd say someone will manage to flood (or create a floodzone of death) the fort despite all the magma!
a obsidian casting facility sounds like a reasonable project for the next overseer.Indeed. Nothing can go wrong, which is sad.
i fail to see how anything could go awry
Well we almost made a completly functional magma stack once, a pump stack for water should surely be safeTwice.
So, anyone's up with building a 25-z magma pump stack while drunk?But the magma is already on the surface :-\
What was I doing?Damn turkeys. Punt them wne's!
turkey died of old age
-Another wne piunt down
Plan was to mkae ht whik,e firt cillabpsable.That sounds safe? lol
tyrpan.tyrpan? ouc? I don't even know, lol again.
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almost closed tehe came on accident
Skeeot
SToo dsleepy
Sleepuy
Lpcoat s full of booze. Lapcoat. yes, o wear ot when drining
from 30 +6skille d militia to 6This sounds like a problem.
5 cave cragons
pic11A wvuke force of go bbo has appeared. 30sikduers wikk jull en akk
30 soldiers will kill themm all
puc9
ifh fuck
half a dozen cave dragons and master cgobblins
We need more magma death on this fort. Nice try to get the entire fort to collapse into magma, Scruffy.Acute case of melting bodyfat was one of our leading causes of dead (Second only to sudden cases of "cave dragon tooth lodged in brain" and the epidemy of a horrible disease known only as Thirst)
Magma should get more kills, not gobbos and cave dragons!
I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
Oh my, a regularly scheduled Drunk Fortress episode!? This is the best news I've gotten so far this week!
If you want the fort to survive (or atleast delay their inevitable demise) seal the enterence with walls.I will normally take a turn Friday evening, GMT -1.
Oh my, a regularly scheduled Drunk Fortress episode!? This is the best news I've gotten so far this week!
Oh, it won't be every Friday... just claiming a turn in case someone else wants to play this day.
also, expect random sleeping through the turn.
I'll attempt to save the fort. If I can't manage it, then i'll try for theworstbest XX!!ending!!XX I can manage.
Seal it with walls then arrange for a lavafall over the entrance. Or something like that, anyway.You could pressurize it using a pump, I believe.
Too bad Lava can't be under Pressure, or you could do a fountain.
21:07 why is there a cave dragon inside the first stockpile ???
13:44 Well, I never saw this error message.Ugh. That thing again.
"cannot produce: drink"
So... has turover just decreased in September ? I remember when we used to miss a turn because someone else started another already.Apparently too many people have LIVES this month. I do not approve. >:(
Wpoooo I am rather durnk just now. If I awasn't [;auomn ..PLAYING drunk foirtress I would correct those tyoies.
It feel s fweird getting drunk at home. IO AM LEGENDARY ALCHOHOLIC WHOOOOOO!
To dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
I'm starting a turn and it will most likely take 3hours or so. Hope you will still be able to take a turn after meTo dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
Chug and do it !
I'll probably take a turn just after.
Considering I must wake up pretty early for school, I'm not going to take a turn today. Too bad cause I'm already slightly boozed up.I'm starting a turn and it will most likely take 3hours or so. Hope you will still be able to take a turn after meTo dorf or not to dorf..
I have to think about this
Chug and do it !
I'll probably take a turn just after.
Now to make our food produition actually useful and organized before I am too durnk thatguy with his wife and sock went bersekr and killed a few bagbies. nothing important lost starvingcoooking elf tallow. WHO THE HELL SCREwed AROUND WITH OUR RAWS? ELF TALLOW?Aaaaahahahhaha someone finally noticed! I put that in when i generated the new world, when the old world got too trashed. The raws probably don't reflect it now, but the ethics is something that is baked it at world gen and not checked again later.
Wrex killed by zombie wrexrofl
I've had my eye on this thread for a while, and an opportunity to participate has just risen, phoenix-like, out of the ashes of my former plans for this Thursday evening. If nobody objects, I'd like to take a turn then.
200 volcanoes
haunted embark
Bobnova, sorry for stoppnig the updates, but I am really exhausted.
There are two stairs which go past the aquifer, aome farms aet up, a couple of stockpiles... And one dwarf and some animals in need of a doctor.
Here is the upload, hope everything except the dust is all right:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7988)
Ok, good fortuen that our mason isn't dead. So our coffin industry is totallly up and running.That sums it up.
Welp. Let's see what happens when !!Urist McFisheryworker!! gets thirsty. :oSadly booze isn't explosive or flammable. :'(
HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!
Ow, my liver.
Yeah, that dwarf's mitten was on fire all winter. Didn't show any wear at all, and nothing else around it has caught fire. Odd.
Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed
Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.
Checked the save. The dwarf will go to sleep and die from blood loss (burning) while sleeping in his bed
Edit: This save is tempting me. Again.
Copper picks on repeat construction? I love you. I LOVE YOU!
Very dwarven turn, Scruffy.I entirely neglected the militia and industry to concentrate on mining, so perhaps check the militia and make new magma forges (old ones don't have magma atm)
I will take another turn this day. So, what's to do in the fort.
another 3-turn day ? Hell yes !Cool, post the URL once it's done and I'll grab it.
Uploading the save.
Did one year, so... I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.Oh shit... :o I really don't want to pass out again, especially since I have to be up and photographing stuff tomorrow. I may just set booze on repeat, I hope that counts as just one order?
Did one year, so... I therefore pass a law that every single time you order a batch of booze to be made (by manager or directly in still), finish your drink.Oh shit... :o I really don't want to pass out again, especially since I have to be up and photographing stuff tomorrow. I may just set booze on repeat, I hope that counts as just one order?
08:37: Oh, so that's where Scruffy ended up...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Holy crap, I didn't expect this epic a thread to still be an ongoing game, after all this time. Still reading the archives. <3Go snag some Southern Comfort and volunteer tonight! :D
Remind me to go snag some Southern Comfort and consider volunteering an evening sometime.
Holy crap, I didn't expect this epic a thread to still be an ongoing game, after all this time. Still reading the archives. <3Go snag some Southern Comfort and volunteer tonight! :D
Remind me to go snag some Southern Comfort and consider volunteering an evening sometime.
That's assuming I've finished this massive archive binge by then, I'd rather see the full tale of drunken insanity unfold before adding my own idiocy to it. o3oBetter prepare to roll a SAN-check then. Reading through 134 pages of drunken ramblings and dozens of turns in one reading marathon is not for the weak minded.
Wait, was I married to myself? That'd be hilarious.
Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
THAT would be something for the genetics community to figure out. forget strong or tall dwarves, I want thin ones that are immune to fire.Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Yep. Magma immunity. Stood in it for weeks until drowning in 7/7 magma
Should we do drunken genetics then ? I, for that matter, am decent enough in genetics.THAT would be something for the genetics community to figure out. forget strong or tall dwarves, I want thin ones that are immune to fire.Well, drunk + naming random dwarves... was going to happen eventually :)Oh, the others burned just fine. Your dorf just was corpulent and did not have any fat so it did not take any damage from the magma (caused by fat melting which causes bleeding)
I like how my guy drowned instead of burning alive. Maybe dwarves have some kind of thermal resistance in this new world?
Yep. Magma immunity. Stood in it for weeks until drowning in 7/7 magma
I'm considering taking a turn tonight - plenty of Sierra Nevada in the fridge - but I'm terrified of what boundless horrors might lie in wait in that save.It's actually in surprisingly good shape so far, at least by Drunk Fortress standards. I may have been insufficiently drunk during my turn to really mess it up.
Damn, sorry. :-[ I'll reupload my save as a plain old zip file, that should help. It's not even (suprisingly) significantly larger. I just picked 7z originally because I wanted to get the save uploaded as fast as possible, and 7zip usually makes smaller archives.
OK, here it is: http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7995
If someone still prefers the 7z format, get it from rapidshare.
I have a pint of 100-proof to work with, plotting to give it a go later tonight when I get home, unless someone gets plastered first.
Any other house rules I should make note of while I'm sober, and anyone on the dorf list?
EDIT: Good thing I didn't start drinking just yet, this 7z nonsense is getting on my nerves. Download faaaster. ;A;
I'm curious what happened to my dorf. If I'm in a coffin somewhere, I'd appreciate a redorfing as DS II. Ideally as anything besides a craftsdwarf or farmer.
(http://vyznev.net/misc/df/drunkfort2_13_tantrum_psych_edit.png)
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.2:02 So tempting...Spoiler (click to show/hide)2:04 of fuck what have i dopne? What kind of idiot would make a lever drop supiorts on stuff? OhSpoiler (click to show/hide)
2:06 Scuffy has gone stark raving made. Er, one of tje Scruffies. Sertiouysly there's like 2 or
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.
Aww. :'( I hoped that it would last longer. It is just too tempting NOT to place a lever on such a project.
Good turn though. So, both Scruffies are insane? One berserk inside a small wooden cage and other stark raving mad and dead?
Scruffy has been miserable lately. He has suffered the travesty of art defacement. He was forced to watch his 5z magmaheated apartment complex collapse and burn.
Aww. :'( I hoped that it would last longer. It is just too tempting NOT to place a lever on such a project.
Good turn though. So, both Scruffies are insane? One berserk inside a small wooden cage and other stark raving mad and dead?
I blame you for giving me prime Schmuck Bait when it's the first time I'd ever been that drunk. ;A;
Also, anyone know why all the tiles were screwed up on my turn? O.o
I'm on my way to TJ's to pick up a couple bottles of chuck, then I'll be preparing for a round tonight.
EDIT: Ok, I've popped the cork of this merlot. Because I'm a trashy drinker, I'm gonna be havign thiss tuff right out of the bottle, and will be measuring my wine intake with the rather dubious measurement of "fingers," i.e. finger width. As evidenced by the string of typos int he preiovus sentence (and this one, christ) I'm already three fingers in. The save is downloading now.
Also, I was pretty terrible about following the rules of the thread during my last turn - I'll do better this time.
8:42 - in the hopes that I might repel the goblins, I sent out the only squad we have. it ended - well, youc an see for yourself. (http://mkv25.net/dfma/movie-2595)
If I recall correctly, most of those marksdwarves were killed when I inadvertently flooded the entry corridor with magma.
8:25 - what kind of monster would make a lever that controls a floodgate that releases a deluge of magma into the refuse stockpile/trade depot/trap corridor? who are you? what are you? this is horrific. a dwarf died. A WHOLE DWARFI also liked the finger measurements.
Also all of the "Ahoy!" sailor talk Dragon did on his turn.
Too much win has happened since I last read this thread [...] Suffice to say I just spent quite a bit of time laughing reading it all
Anyone feeling thirsty today? 8)No time tonight but I feel like if nobody is going to take a turn soon I will have to sacrifice my sobriety for the survival of the !!DRUNKFORTRESS!!
Not sure how long I'd be free for but I'm well up for drinking and dwarfs.go for it! Going to start tonight?
Cool!Okay. I hope that I will be able to maintain my state of dorfness until then. (started drinking over a hour ago)
I should start drinking at half 6, which means I'll be playing from 7-7:30 pm British Summer Time.
Is there a save file, or do I start my own?
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hmmm, seems that my attepmt to upload screenshots has failed AND I don't know ho whow to post my save.
where shoudl I put the save? Help me I'm an idioyt.
right. I can't upload the save. I can't post images. I'm afraid to say the the last 4 hours of your lives were a total failure and you should start at the save before I attempted to so anything. Sorry.
Oh drat, I deleted my comments, ...erm, well I made some coffinfs, and then unpleasttent mist came, amsd there was an artifact brestplate,
and then I traded. I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages
congrats to previous overseers who have done a better job than I...
and I'm exploring the cavrens with as squad. the squad with lots of dwarfs in it.
wait a ma miniute, this can't be right...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'll accept.
I suppose in ythe spirit of the thing I should offer wrex, doom of the fortres as the proposed candidate.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, looking at ythe engravings I proposed to liven up the burial chamber, tehere seems to be death and founing.
hurrah fro materwork engravers eh?
hold on, there'as also an interrupted by gaints. maybe I shouldn't have offered them for trade...
i didn;t ecpaect that to hapeen...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
anyway, I traded various instrumwents for gems. our gems. we had lots, so a ofrtress band should liven thing up then, right?
also, dust drifts by, but te fortresss is colsed, so nowt happensm.
what? mpore dut? oh go awat, it's neither funny nor clever,.
have placed a gold staute (I ordered several gold statues to be made) on the lowest available level, as far as I can see. Will attempt to
dig lower.
ooh look, it's winter
The liasonn asks what the frtreesss wants. I respond BOOZE!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I notice a ghost in lava. better not ask questions.
I think the liasonn want this next year.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and I'm digging as deep as poss.
erk! nobles want better lodgins. best give in to teir insatiable demands!
there seems to be ghosts 9scary) looking on at my noble housing arangements, peraps they atre jealous. also,
forgotten beasts seem to be the symbol of geovernment.t.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, twpo dwarves created artefacts, an iron b reatsplate and a piccolo.Spoiler (click to show/hide)and while i'm decotrating these nobles rooms, WHERE FDOES ALL THIS GOLD COME FROM???Spoiler (click to show/hide)
the picollo was created by the token girl. I suppose than emans a feminsist somewhere is laughing.
sprig is ere. thank ***** it's over.
do these images worK? I hope so...
argh the bloody thing won't upload.Uploading to DFFD can take a while, just check it after a few minutes and it should be ready to post.
"I attempted to trad ethe minotair and giant there are in cages"The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur
The first time I read this one I thought he had found a way to trade with the minotaur
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/kxi8muo4193czwy/t77Vjt0BovJust in time for the weekend! Celebration!!
Huzzah! I didn't delete the file after all! Much rejoicing!
enjoy my handiwork, folks.
Such a sad gaping hole whjere my lovely inner sanctum and bendrooms used to be. Oh the dorfinity.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thjins gong to hellI get the feeling that something was going wrong at the end? ;D
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem
Not all that bad. The fort seems to be in a surprisingly good shape. I think that what remains of our former militia is about to starve on the front gates though.Thjins gong to hellI get the feeling that something was going wrong at the end? ;D
Cant fint camdy. Cant find candy,
Well, tjat os upor problem
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
What was I saying?
Nyanananana pdi dausdukioui. HONK du nay!Wha? I don't even..
De,m dorfs man!
What was I saying?
You might have started saying something in another language, but it came out garbled. (Finnish or swedish, going by the typo-suggested keyboard layout.)
It was an impressively drunk turn.
I find your lack of drunk... disturbing.Indeed
How does one join thisBy getting drunk
How does one join thisBy getting drunk
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Edit:
Just download the save, get drunk and post the result
goodHow does one join thisBy getting drunk
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Edit:
Just download the save, get drunk and post the result
Seriously, that's how it works.
Download the save, make sure DF likes it, then get drunk and start playing.
Once you're drunk and have the save, if nobody has posted saying "I'm drunk and am playing RIGHT NOW", it's your turn.
First Drunk First Served is the order of the day. No other way to claim a turn, really. We'll often hold off if we know someone is planning on playing, but you don't have to wait. If you're drunk now and I'm getting drunk in half an hour, it's your turn.
Please do post the save after your turn (however long it may be) before you pass out, we've had a couple days with three turns in them.
Also, please join us! :D
Imagine the plants that would grow out of that beer-soaked earth.....
The trees would be distorted and gnarled, their trunks deep brown, almost ebony, and their leaves would be white; they would flow in the wind like a foamy froth in tempest.
The grass...Well, the grass would be long and wavy, undulating in different directions, though usually against the wind. They would appear unbalanced and unstable....
And the rivers, now the rivers...they would flow through banks of loamy earth, gathering every drop of liquor they can squeeze from the ground. The clear and sparkling quality would stun and ensnare passing animals who, upon drinking, would suddenly see the world in a new, magical, wavy light. These rivers would flow betwixt the trees and grasses, over distorted rocks and through saturated hills as the sun stared balefully down at them, before letting out into the great, froth-tipped seas. And above even the sun, beyond the pinpricks of light which are distant worlds, Great Armok the Beer God would look in drunken contemplation of his creation, and he would be happy.
Edit: Not quite sure why I wrote this, but what the hell.
You Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud
no....nothigYou Can't be too drunk...it's Drunk Fortress, for crying out loud
If you can manage to post, you can manage to horribly mess up the communal fort.
Although if you're drunk, you might realize you have better things to do. Like call you ex.
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
Let this be a lesson, drunkers! Don't overdo it.
Also make sure any sharp implements and distracting mobile phones are removed from the vicinity
Aye. The binges of legend are not repeatable for most men. And look what they did to the fort!
Just get sloshed enough to screw up your game, not enough to make you sick. Nobody benefits if you drink that much. Well, except the guy who sold you all that booze...
And your ex when you get back together....Ah, booze is a wondrous liquid, 'Tis it not? :)
I've been too busy :(
Almost got my brother to start a game drunk last night though, I'm going to continue my efforts.
Noob+drunk+DF=win?
So, basically, play one year, make notes, do it all whilst drunk and drinking. Anything else I need to know?
(...and you guys ARE looking for drunk Overseers just now, right? Or would I be jacking someone else's turn?)
Wait how do you spell gangrene. OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLE IMAGE'D THAT
May I sigquote this?Yes you may.Wait how do you spell gangrene. OH GOD I SHOULD NOT HAVE GOOGLE IMAGE'D THAT
Is this still alive? No posts in this year... I might be up for something tonight then, first drunk first served, right?
Bushmills Whiskey?It's exported, I prefer irishes as they're not as 'sharp' as scotch or burbon or whatever, and go well in mixes; it's cheap but quite nice. Kilbeggan also is quite okay, but I don't have one right now.
Is that internationally consumed, or do you live in Northern Ireland?
Eh. It's not Irish. It's Northern Irish. There's a distinct difference. Northern Ireland=Part of U.K. and Ireland=Republic of Ireland, an independent country with a separate government. It's like saying Canadians are American, only if you add in a history of violence between the two.
Oh, I know the recipes are mainly similar. I was simply addressing what I took to be a mistake; Bushmills is in N.I.Eh. It's not Irish. It's Northern Irish. There's a distinct difference. Northern Ireland=Part of U.K. and Ireland=Republic of Ireland, an independent country with a separate government. It's like saying Canadians are American, only if you add in a history of violence between the two.
Who cares about the governments? They don't make the whiskey, and the production between Ireland and N.Ireland doesn't change at the border, the distilleries and recipes are older than the political units anyway.
That being said, magmafall might be an option to decorate the front non-entrance.
We've got some magma pools. What I have in mind is a magmafall directly into the magma moat in front of the 'proper' entrance, but there are some engineering issues, namely, the main stairway is right between the volcano and the proper spot. Rerouting is a trouble, so I'll try to properly cap the stairway and run the magma right over it.Yes. Routing magma directly over the main stairway. Sounds about right.
The fort was quite fragile military-wise - the squads totalled to 9 lowskilled dwarves IIRC, so breaching the wall apparantly doomed the whole fortress.Yep, we have been getting sieges of 20-50 gobbos every few months for the last few turns so they kind of.. died? I think. The skilled militia that is.
IHardly the first time it's died :D
Didn't the fort just, you know, die?
Save here - http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8301)Erm, are you sure that is the correct save? The fort is still standing
It would see m that I am still too sober for thios. Had a Weston's vintage and some port wine a while ago and will drink a few shots of vodka and perhaps open a frosty jack before strartgin.
'Urist McScruffy Rakustsholid, Miner cancels Dig Channel: Unconscious.New scruffy, stop collapsing shit, you'll die that way, and I'm not redorfing you again.
Hi just wondering if its too late too join in on this, i just turned 21 on Tuesday, if i was allowed too play this i would smoke a big bowl of weed and get piss drunk on sakeCongratulations!
On another note... Whatever happened to taking screenshots throughout a turn? It sure is nice to be able to see all the little ASCII/tile dorfs as they scream out unto their gods in magma.Darn. I totally forgot. I think that I still have my screenshots through there are not many.
-pokes head in- So what has been going on the grand saga of drunkenness while I have been gone? So many new pages, ack. This is what I get for going on a DF hiatus.
-pokes head in- So what has been going on the grand saga of drunkenness while I have been gone? So many new pages, ack. This is what I get for going on a DF hiatus.
Lotta Drunk Fortress. A few disasters, much hilarity. The usual :D
You have another bottle of crap vodka to dispose of?
I hate to double post, but I think I actually should get some bloody sleep, and consider this tomorrow if anyone grabs the dorf list and overseer-added rules.I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening ::)
And for reference, my planned drink this time will be about a third of a pint of 100-proof Southern Comfort. Not quite blotto unfortunately, but hopefully things will be Fun.
I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening ::)
Great turn! Even though I gave the vampire her own mason's workshop to give her a chair for an office lol, I wanted a walled-up vampire bookkeeper. And for the record, there is water on the map - it's just down in cavern 3. I discovered that trying to save the first injured dorf on my turn.
Me and my friends are going to attempt to do a group Drunk Fortress Saturday night, should be !!fun!!
This looks fun. How do I sign up for this?
We ahve goblins fithing zombie elves? spiffy
Gobbos? I don't remember fighting gobbos but seems like I did. Frankly I don't remember much of what I did
Lets see, It looks like Scruffy was mostly fighting humans, the goblins had been captured previously and pitted with some zombies, which sounds like an absolutely terrible idea sober. Still, I have to give props for that drunk designation artwork about how drunk someone was. I don't know if that was Scruffy or a previous overseer, but it is epic. Also, the end of that turn might be rather sparse on detail because it appears Scruffy had issues with the forum. In otherwords, a solid turn.Wait, I haven't been keeping track of drunk fortress lately, but since when does scruffy Not release the clowns during his turn?
What the fuck is happening
I think that the refuse chute is working properly now and we can even close the depot gates (yay! Progress! The gobbos can no longer just walk in via the rear enterence)
So, I played through 8 rounds of Mario Kart and had a shot of rum for each race... and I haven't eaten in 6.5 hours, so I'm kinda drunk and can't balance right now. DR4UNK FORTRESS TIMELooking forward to it. Got anything to drink while playing?
...Assuming I can download the save properly. Anyway, I'm starting my turn now. Hopefully I retain my ability to type. Or is a bad thing to be able to type? Whatrvs. Am starting.
-SNIP-Woah, did you catch the plates on that truck that trashed the fortress?
I'm afraid you must now be disqualified from Drunk Fortress, as you received direct assistance from a non-drunk helper. Unless, of course, you remembered to give your cat some vodka too.Pfft heh heh
Probably, I don't know if we've had a Muslim playing yet or something like that...
(Just out of curiosity: By what method, exactly?)
Same.
"And so the sober masses congregated to watch two lone drunks build something. It was impossible for their sober minds to comprehend the sheer brilliance of the structure. We looked on in awe as they fought, spat, built, destroyed... All without ever leaving the town square. In ages to come, this would be deemed one of the most interesting feats of man."
* sings along in German, butchering everything and making an entire nation weep *
It takes so long to get properly drunk with beer though :(That's why it's so awesome! You start a conversation while sober and watch the coherence slowly drift into the night...
I kid, I kid! :P I'd love to see pictures, especially if they're shakily taken on a camera phone whilst stumbling about in the middle of a Drunk Fortress turn!
I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
NINJA'ED.Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.
Also, I'm sigging that.
It has been over a month since the last turn. I find this lack of intoxication deeply disturbingMaybe when I have a day of free time I'll do another round. As in, a day when I'm not moving. Or working. Or both. Or teaching my lil' sis to drive. And don't have to do any of those things the next day either.
You know what? I have been trying to avoid myself from becomming the next victim of drunkfortress but I love this fortress too much to avoid it. I want the fortress to endure and survive even if it will be forgotten soon since nobody seems eager to play. I did not want to take a turn before someone else did but a few months of waiting is enough. Time to keep !!DRUNKFORTESS!! going. Frankly I have better things to do than play this suggessionfort but someone has to do it lest we be forgotten.Thank you, Scruffles! You know, I really think a lot of us are kind of waiting around for the next release... I know I am! It'll be glorious, indeed--I imagine all of us will end up falling off the wagon and crawl outta the alcohol-sodden woodwork when that time comes.
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!
The zombie elves are still playing with the gobbos
Hmmm, this looks fun but I don't drink. So long as the inebriation is legal, will a flavor other than drunk work? Also I have never taken a stab at a community fort so it might end up as a horrid disaster.Hey there Melting, we ended up putting the kabosh on other forms of messed up for this particular thread pretty early on. However, anybody who wanted to play this fort, however they wanted to play it, most certainly could. We're a rather democratic group, so it'd be up to the next Overseer whether or not they wanted to use that turn. It's still entertaining, so by all means feel free to have fun with it :D
Hmmm, this looks fun but I don't drink. So long as the inebriation is legal, will a flavor other than drunk work? Also I have never taken a stab at a community fort so it might end up as a horrid disaster.Hey there Melting, we ended up putting the kabosh on other forms of messed up for this particular thread pretty early on. However, anybody who wanted to play this fort, however they wanted to play it, most certainly could. We're a rather democratic group, so it'd be up to the next Overseer whether or not they wanted to use that turn. It's still entertaining, so by all means feel free to have fun with it :D
Non-legal players should be let in every third year to tidy up the fort.
Non-legal players should be let in every third year to tidy up the fort.
So....the designated overseer? 0_o
I think I'll make my first experience of the next version of DF a turn of Drunk Fortress.Sounds dangerous.
That should be Fun, right? And extra hilarious as I wouldn't have a clue about all the new features.
Sounds perfect!I think I'll make my first experience of the next version of DF a turn of Drunk Fortress.Sounds dangerous.
That should be Fun, right? And extra hilarious as I wouldn't have a clue about all the new features.
If someone happens to be keeping an eye on this thread, where the hell is the save?
Why are there so many rabbit corpses?
Magma must destroy goblins. Their couch must be destroed.Yes Bobnova, burn the couch.
One of the main reasons I'm looking forward to DF2014 is the fact that this will update again. Is there a better combination than the most intricate game ever conceived and booze?Nope.
Ahh I didn't get very far. Might be a record for my shortest turn!
Save:
Linky linky (http://www.bobnova.com/DrunkFortress/DrunkFortress.zip)
0.40 is out. Who's first? :D
I have not played DF since the first Drunk Fort turn. The beauty that spawned the legend just could not be matched... Until now.
Holy hell the Mantis Kamin thing must be worshiped.
Alright, it's morphing time. Downloading the save and cracking open a pint of 80-proof. Expect edit when my turn is complete. owoF'yeah! I'm excited to see this 40.01 shittrain keep a'movin' down those sad, sloshed tracks. I predict !!FUN!!.
Request to be dorfed!I definitely took that into account, but figured that this world/fort would be destroyed by the time Toady lets out a decently playable, stable release. For now, I'm just content with the ridiculous bugs and instability of 40.01--as you said, we will just need to see how long this things lasts!
Guys, 40.01 is buggy as hell and 40.02 isn't save compatible, just saying.
Make sure Autosave is turned off and lets see how long this badboy lasts before either self destructing or dieing of save corruption.
Waaait a minute - you downed an entire bottle of Southern Comfort? And you are still alive?
Went with magma as the end of the fort, largely because I suspect Scruffy will show up.You fool! Obviously Scruffy will go straight down to the clowns, Honk Honk!
5honk HONK WE EA t you!
honked to the wind
need to let the ohonks free. HONk HIHIN HONK HONK
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!Ok... It might be magma too.
moe slarbs. MORE SLABD FOR THJHE DEAD
Bahaha, when I saw how many swigs Random was taking, I immediately made a wager with myself: 50 dorfbucks this sorry bastard won't make it until summer.
Looks like my prediction was accurate. Too bad myself is broke and tricked me outta 50 dorfbucks. :-\
Welp, it appears Clover Magic bit the dust--she WAS the Manager before some unmentioned, unfortunate event... Edit: Pure coincidence it was the only dorf in the fort Kamin had a grudge against. >_> *discreetly slips Random 50 dorfbucks*
I'm in the process of getting drunk and cleaning my house. Depending on how both go, I may be able to take a turn or part of a turn later.
If you're drunk and want to play and I haven't said "I'm doing this!" then go ahead and take a turn! Just please be sure to get the save up, in case I find myself in a position to take a turn too.
I may not end up in such a position, we'll see.
OK I'm doing this.I'm waiting.
I'm going to make myself a quesadilla, and pay a lot of attention to the cooking process, then it's Dronk Fortress time.
As are we all.The dwarfiest of reasons to bail.
I missed my timing.
Can't seem to stay upright in my hair.
DF os ebyond me at this point.
It is horrifyinh.
Zi it terrible.
It is inevitable.
Sorry guys.
I am fat and flimsy. I seem to have broken my ribs and my ear. I hate romance, and want to raise a family.
WHAT AM I
DSamnit Chaosvolt, why you gotta go bringing food ito our room and them forgettign about it?! >:(
A few other people seem to have d0one it as well... some fpoor fuckers's gonnma have to clewan up this mess.
...I missed this thread.Most crashes with this version SEEM to be Adventure Mode related, and I don't reply previous overseers didn't complain about crashing (maybe only I had issues).
I may take a turn this weekend, if there is such a thing.
so it is 40.01 ? I hope it doesn't crash all the time...
Probably. I just randomly posted in this thread and I got dorfed -although misspelled- by Random_Dragon in a fit of booze-fueled creativity. So if you ask, you are probably even going to be spelled right.
Thinking of taking a turn.... I'm still very rusty though.
Agreed. I didn't play DF for almost two years (September 2012). In fact, I recognize your name... You were one of the first posters in this thread, weren't you, Marc?Thinking of taking a turn.... I'm still very rusty though.
Definitely wouldn't worry about that.
I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
I thought he had at first, his second victim (first was the berserk planter that kicked this off due to a failed mood) was another miner with a similar first name.The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
Clearly he wants to be the only one with his name. Either that or he is running on a mixture of insanity and hatred and wants everyone with a brain that is not him to be removed for some reason. Maybe he wants a brain necklace.I thought he had at first, his second victim (first was the berserk planter that kicked this off due to a failed mood) was another miner with a similar first name.The day that dorf runs out of brains is the day he mines his own.I think I might have taken a turn once, but got too fucked up to do anything :p
Anyway, I haven't seriously played since back in 2012 and never got the hang of equipping the military, has the conscripted miners and woodcutters refuse to use their pick/axe for working after fighting with it bug been resolved yet?
Not sure. They'll certainly fight with them. I have a fort slowly dying due to a loyalty cascade involving a legendary miner. He doesn't seem interested in mining anything but brains with it, but he hasn't run out of brains yet either.
-shoves head in- Do I see Drunk Fort with the new version? Yes I do!
Ayyyy lol.
-shoves head in- Do I see Drunk Fort with the new version? Yes I do!
Ayyyy lol.
Clover! Welcome back!
Take a turn!
How does this fort survive?
Seriously? People can struggle normally, and this is DRUNK people playing DF.
How does this fort survive?
Seriously? People can struggle normally, and this is DRUNK people playing DF.
Thanks! And I totally plan to, perhaps Saturday evening. It'd have to be after work though but I don't work Sundays (yay for steady jobs for booze income!) but I will definitely see about pitching in then.
Yeah, sorry for me as well, got home at 10 pm, ate some food, cracked open a cider to get started... and promptly feel asleep
Save is either corrupted or my download didn't workIs anybody able to confirm an issue with the download/save file? I've been traveling for the past week and can't check on it myself as I don't have access to my machine.
Do it again if you're up to it!
If it crashes again, it's 0.40.04 time, or 0.40.05 if it's out at that point.
We should start in 40.04 for all the fun of random holes appearing in our fortress, It's not like drunken forts are ever sealed up properly anyway right?
If it crashes again, it's 0.40.04 time, or 0.40.05 if it's out at that point.
Maybe we should move to the last version. Mostly due to angry, angry trees.Not sure if Naryar meant 34.11 (last) or 40.04 (latest), but it seems a lot of people want to make the move to the newest version. I personally think there could be another save-breaking update coming out within a month, but I'll put it to a vote regardless!
Also pcitures, dwarves drinking water. WATER. WWATER ! What is this dadomination ? Blashdpegymy !Sigged
So, just to make things sure - the children are tantruming and the hunters are shooting them for practice?
I'm tempted on taking a turn but I haven't actually tried the new 40.xx versions yet so it is all new to me. How unstable is this save?Just save every 15 mins, you'll be fine!
tbh every 30 mins seems just fine, or even every 45 minutes if you don't do much.I'm tempted on taking a turn but I haven't actually tried the new 40.xx versions yet so it is all new to me. How unstable is this save?Just save every 15 mins, you'll be fine!
LET THERE BE BLOOD
jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
did I say that? oh .. erm..jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
Love it already! :D
Oh gods, another Scruffy turn... is there going to be anything left for a second turn?! I'll miss the Mantis civ, but alas.
Mantis Civ, I weep for thee...did I say that? oh .. erm..jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS!
Love it already! :D
Oh gods, another Scruffy turn... is there going to be anything left for a second turn?! I'll miss the Mantis civ, but alas.
oop?
the moutain will burn?
erm..
All weill be well soon=?
magma. everywhere. why did I DO THIS! OH HONk! MUYST DUIG CLOWNX TO CONTIN the MAgmA! DIG CLOWNS! YES! COANTAINOh scruffy, clowns don't contain magma.
Also, don't kill yourself, man...Wait, what?
To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...
*Sniffs condescendingly*To get drunk or to not get drunk, that is the question...
That is quite possibly the silliest question I have heard in my life. And Kamin of all people asked it! I thought more highly of you, Kamin.
/me tsks with disapproval.
Now, hurry up and start the turn. :P
Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
There are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereThere are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
I love you, Scruffy.
In THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereThere are FOUR ghosts, you sonofbeech! FOUR!Drank a 500 ml Ha'erbin beer at dinner. Also have 500 ml of baijiu (2 bombs at 45%; two bombs at 52%) and another 1000 ml of 5% imported German Franziskaner bier. To be honest, it's one of my favorite popular Weiss beers. Starting with liquor.Spoiler: Go home phone camera, you're drunk. (click to show/hide)
I have come to deliver this place from evil. I have come... to fuck shit up.
Bomb 1 down.
Bomb 2 down. Drunk. Starting. So manu fucking ghosts. And pippies. Kamin for Dogfather 2013!
Hurrah. It is starting. Baijiu? Nice
The fort should still be in a pretty decent condition so you shouldn't have hard time with it though I thought that we had only one ghost.
Make us proud Kamin
I love you, Scruffy.
I woke up naked with a gash on forehead, surrounded by a pile of detritus.lol, that's epically classic.
I took good notes and made it through a year. I'll be updating later.
I'm starting to think we may have a little alcohol problem here :p
Well, atleast the intial ghost won't be lonely. By the way, you might want to do something about those rotting horse and cow corpses in the dining hall. Or just leave them. Adds to the atmosphereIn THIS fort, all are equal! And guess who doesn't wanna haul bodies?
Damn it, your turn was short and magmafilled because of leftover dig orders from my turn. Sorry
I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.
I'll take a shot at this if it's ok? Got a few scotch drinks down already. Could update the save to 40.06 also.
It's not just OK.
It is inevitable.
Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.Armok's testicles, that ought to be enough booze.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/001.jpg)
First of all, I stardted with Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.
Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.
Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!
It's the war of the Two Towers.Okayh then, here goes-. Iäll try not to fix any typoes.Armok's testicles, that ought to be enough booze.
(http://www.sivari.org/~uggi/df/drunk_fortress_2014-08-05/001.jpg)
First of all, I stardted with Famous Grtouse. Highland Bird I bnought today[taking a sip] Yeah, mnot so goood as the Grouse. I think I'll save the rest of the grouse for another occasion.
Tried to watch an epixsode of Eastbound &d Own while wqaiting for the scothcd to work insidne my branins. A saad episode it was, i think Kenny died.
Okay,. Time ot dorf some dorfs!
This should be good :D
Poor Bobnova(s). Vanished without a trace!The poor bugger was doomed the moment he was named after you. Such is the fate of every dorf who'se name starts with "Bob"
Where'd the rum go?
Ow. Ow. Ow. Dear god am I suffering today. Still, I regret nothing.I bet, you appeared very Dwarven.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9304)
To sum up my turn a bit more coherently, I've increased the population to about 20, made a bunch of picks and activated mining on the immigrants. Sadly despite building a massive number of coffins and slabbing a bunch of ghosts there's still major unhappiness. Also running low on drink in the fortress, so you may want to get the farming situation under control.
Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :Phttp://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw (http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw)
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
Hahah, I'm pretty sure I saw this song on TV years ago!Oh boy, Bundaberg Rum! Last time I drank that it was... not pretty. :Phttp://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw (http://youtu.be/zHmw0u2G9kw)
Great turn! And somehow you apparently did some productive, helpful things as overseer amongst all that. Whoah.
Save is broken. Start a new fort?Go ahead. It is easier than trying to fix the save while drunk. Rather a new turn in a new fort than no turn at all.
Save is broken. Start a new fort?
My laptop has trouble with the save. Too much magma leaking amd far too many turkeys. Low fps.
Last 5 dorfs either partying at a table or too horrified to work. We jhave no picks to mine with
Does anyone mind if I start a new fort?
Okay, I think that I am too drunk for this. I will take a turn soon but not tpoday
switching over to new playlist, this somg is good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22F2hFO3TMg) dont understand swedish? well thats your problem
Gorgeous, just gorgeous! Great posts to see upon my arrival home. The amount of blood is suitably awesome, as has been the planning--cool fort layout! OP updated <3
Two weregeckos in a year? I mean, what are the odds?
Weregecko sauce, hmmm, now there's an idea.
So... I haven't decided when exactly, but I will likely be taking a turn in Drunk Fortress sometime in the next week, and in the meantime, enjoy all that trivia.
I will likely be taking a turn in Drunk Fortress sometime in the next weekSorry y'all, that ended up being more like "sometime in the next 2.3 weeks", but here I go. Time to drink some of Japan's finest. By which I of course mean cheapest, because I got this stuff at the corner store.
Get that bitch some slabs. Bitches love slabs.
Chaosvolt has gone bersek! Lol. Oh no, everyone run away from the footless wonder. WOW HOT DAMN LOOKIT HIM GO
okay someone get that motherfucker
I wonder how this "Drunks vs Flying Salt Blob Forgotten Beast" match will go like.
Cool. Let's have a weregecko fortress!Grab some booze, and you go right ahead and do that 8)
I am going to make it Drunk-Proof for every next overseer that comes around.That sounds like a challenge
so i had the usleless scum make a road thast is at least a little comfortabel to drag aww my english fails jard right nw cure all the foreigns
but thats okay. i had a vent dug out in the ceiling so nobody is distrubed by dismembered boyparts anymore.
somebody has forgotten his foot in the dining foom.Uhh... my bad. Look, I was busy, okay?
The dude knows. Armok bless him for his foresight. Evrything is gonig according to plant.
according to plant.*gasp* It's an Elf! Burn it! Oh wait no it's just a very drunk Dwarf, nevermind.
I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?
Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.
Winged allicator. hurrah
eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?Doesn't really matter but try to keep the actual content in one post
Like this post, it can be used, right?
diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches
Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with
More bums arrive
MUG"
Welcome to the Forums.
There is a coathook. Don't hang your sanity there; it's booby trapped.
PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
Hiss tury?PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
Quick course to drunkfort levers:PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!NO!
Hasn't the history of !!DRUNKFORTRESS!! taught you anything?
NEVER PULL THE LEVER!!
Do not worry, I have not even started playing.
I know that pulling the lever will spell certain ruin for this inebraiated fprtress of dwarves.
Som,e mind of livign palce:Do you know what that middle lever did? Notice how multiple z-levels of diningrooms and workshops are somehow surrounded by a chasm and there are grates everywhere?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yep. Magma releaseSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Yep. 7 or so z-levels of bedrooms and stockpiles goneSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Still waiting for some more things to happen. :( I want to take a turn, too.
Kamin!!No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though :)
may i inform you that you still have my old save posted in the OP?
You did not update the savefile to scruffies post.
its not even clear if einstein uses the right save, since he doesnt seem to have read the latest posts at all.
The actual current save is
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898 (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898)
EDIT: nvm, einstein uses the right save. still, you gotta update that OP :>
No need until Scruffles finishes his turn, as I will just have to update it again when he finishes--thanks for the reminder, though :)
save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898
EDIT: I seem to be have been just starting to play before passing out. Such a shame.
EDIT 2: Seem to have finished whiskey. May still use sherry?
EDIT 3: Going to go to sleep again methinks. Then, I will either finish this or quit in shame.
If yesaja gets drunk, can take turn.
Cheers to everyone, who recognizes my background. (o:Ofcourse we recognize it
Here's the original - it is, in fact, a forgotten beast:I remember seeing it in a fan-art art thread and using it as a wallpaper two years or so ago
http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg (http://puu.sh/c4o5D/c9707ed44b.jpg)
EDIT: I blame Nordinkel for this. x'D
I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;
I'm going to bet that whoever takes the next turn will fall for Scruffy's latest level of doom. If only so I can stop being the last schmuck to have ruined a fortress that way. ;w;
That'd be me, but I'm still waiting for Einstein.
Apologies for blocking up the process.
Anyway, I won't be completing my turn.
Still somewhat hungover, my body took a beating.
In the end, I should have paced myself.
Drank too much before starting.
For now, I retreat, beaten.
The next time I am to become drunk(probably in more than a month, as stated before I do not drink much), I will try again, and plan the whole adventure better.
Regardless of my failure, this whole experience has made me an admirer what of goes on in this thread.
Will follow the drunken failings of others ardently from now on.
Good luck to whomever is next, guess scruffy's save is the save to be used.
End transmission.
EDIT: A few spelling errors crept in. Had to correct them.
Just a tip:
The fortress is ABOVE the dining room. Mostly
Advance this ucking shit.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://puu.sh/ca4Mu/25a4ac97db.jpgSpoiler (click to show/hide)What?Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR!! DDD:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! Nordinkel, you genius! You weren't drunk, I swear! To use a mountain for traders to actually use :OSpoiler (click to show/hide)
What was the agreed-upon drunkenness/sleep deprivation equivalence? I've got a break at school and feel like I have to be a part of this absurd epicness.
Just realised that I had screwed up building that lever. The staircase doesn't collapse as intended. Faulty merchandise Oh well.
Edit: Upload the correct save. I want to see what happened to the fort
Hmm. I thought I saw 18 hours, but that's not nearly enough to have me operating at sub-optimal capacity. I'll try to go 36 given I've gotten everything that needs to be taken care of done, then I'll show up again.Heya Murdoc, if I recall correctly, when this first started we gave preference to drinkers over sleep deprivation-ers; we ended up having a pretty long waiting list. Because of that, we never actually had anybody play this game sleep deprived. I do not think that waiting 36 hours before playing is a particularly good idea--not that getting drunk is a good alternative :P
Edit: Upload the correct save. I want to see what happened to the fortYesaja, wonderful turn! Quite... profane, but wonderful nonetheless. I have not had time to verify, but it has come to my attention that the save you uploaded may not be the correct one--would you mind checking and reuploading for us drunkards?
I'm so hyped about this now. I will tell my doctor that it's Kamin's fault in case i turn an alcoholic
For everone's convenience, let me keep track of all the profanity for you:
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Ah, well. I'll probably be playing this game four years from now, too.DF is timeless. And this thread does have its periodic lulls, but we always come back to it eventually. If one thing is for sure, it is that people will continue to drink (i.e., emulate dwarves) and play Dwarf Fortress. !!DRUNKFORT!! forever!
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9910 (http://Current Save is here!)
Yesaja: Year 4? Pulled lever of doom, causing much mayhem.
Et cetera et cetera
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
HEY GUYS
Guess whose birthday was yesterday!
And guess who got a shitload of brandy and whikey as presents!
guess who has two days off!
Does the silence mean you are dead? I hope not. That'd make for a terrible post-birthday day. Welp, if you're alive to read this--HAPPY END OF INCUBATION ANNIVERSARY!
My biggest problem while playing Drunk Fortress was to keep track of ingame-time.My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
My biggest hurdles have been the following, based on frequency of the issue:
1. Staying awake
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed
1. Staying awakeKamin was embarrashed to have no socks lately.
2. Not injuring myself
3. Remaining clothed
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?
CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb
For the record, mine was completely unintentional.
One: Staying awake
Two: Not injuring myself
Three: Remaining clothed
Is the Haikuspeak becmonig a thing in drung fotress now?
CHALLNEGE ACPPPECTED
(starting tunr in half an hoe)
bradny makes me dumb
rofl@half a hoe.
I'm down with the haiku routine :D
Drank so much vodka
Painful head, puke under a bush
Intoxicated
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
And as for Wrex... Well, I heard he doesn't drink or play DF anymore. trollololololo
Hmm. On the one hand, I did recently acquire a fresh bottle of Southern Comfort. On the other hand, been dealing with other things lately.Hope all is well with you, all things aside.
Hopefully someone else will take a turn eventually. I vote Wrex, we haven't seen him in ages. owo
And as for Wrex... Well, I heard he doesn't drink or play DF anymore. trollololololo
Well, that explains that. ;w;
Man, I need to find a free night and some booze!Yeah, somebody should do a Drunk Fort Halloween Special.
I'm considering it.Man, I need to find a free night and some booze!Yeah, somebody should do a Drunk Fort Halloween Special.
Awhhhh, I died.What this guy said.
Redorf the dorf!
Get on your besotted human knees and BEG FOR FORGIVENESS.Noapologies necessary. Not only is DF all about !!FUN!!, but doing it drunk is specifically asking for more fun than is necessary.
Go to the store and buy some more booze?Stores closed and penniless
Ah, yea, that would stop it. Well, you could always gen a Sober Fortress for yourself.OR he can give us his Paypal account info so we can finance his hobby... :P
Rewards will be recognition, dorfing, choosing which alcohol to use, making drinking rules, autographed print-outs of turns, and for the big donors, authentic vomit-stained journals!This sounds more like a Subbable thing. ::)
Interesting... :oAh, yea, that would stop it. Well, you could always gen a Sober Fortress for yourself.OR he can give us his Paypal account info so we can finance his hobby... :P
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LeÖBa?
C'mon, guys, this is a FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT. Please be mindful and keep it clean, OK?LeÖBa?
Look, if you guys are going to get incomprehensibly drunk, at least post a turn about it, eh?LeÖBa?
I'm not drunk, I just felt like sharing.Look, if you guys are going to get incomprehensibly drunk, at least post a turn about it, eh?LeÖBa?
I downloasded the save, but spill sake all over for 5 paper towels.
someone else: GOO!
Eh, fuck it. I'm drunk now I may as well play it. The October 19th save, right? Wishkey, don't let me down."Wishkey," the beverage of dreams come true.
Eh, fuck it. I'm drunk now I may as well play it. The October 19th save, right?What? No it should be the Oct 31 save noooooo~
We have a shit load of logs in this fortress. For future reference, a shit load is about 10 fuck tons.
Kamin2 became an axe lord. Chicagoland won't know what hit it.
...
bobnova decided to create....
a bucket. Go sit in a corner Bobnova. Buckets are not articfacts.
I find it amusing that you complained about the (usable) bucket rather than the (useless) perfect gem.Yes.
Kamin2 became an axe lord. Chicagoland won't know what hit it.
Poll it is. It's a shame either way, but I suppose whomever takes the next turn can just glance at the poll and go from there. Did I not update the OP with the correct turn link, by the way? I hope I did.Whichever wins should be clearly marked.
For dwarfing purposes.Have fun, don't hurt yourself too much ;DSpoiler: Dwarfing List (click to show/hide)
Okay.
Starting now.Starting to dworf people now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ooh, I finally catch a game in-progress? Can't recall if I've been dorfed lately.
There's one non-insane, non-hurt dwarf...and he has a strange mood. In addition, it's still under invasion. Odds of survival are very, very low.
Odds of survival are very, very low.
Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?
I am curious, to be honest. I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then. Omeganaut? Scruffy? Do you know?
Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?
I am curious, to be honest. I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then. Omeganaut? Scruffy? Do you know?
According to my records, it's 9 or 10 (two turn eights this time around). As far as the wholeeeeee !!DrunkFort!! experience? It is a mystery :o
I actually had a post linking the turns and was working through it, made it to turn 10 (Fort 3, Year 2) (rcmgames) when Firefox crapped out on me and I lost the post.
First turn is on page 6. It goes:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds. This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy. :P
First turn is on page 6. It goes:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds. This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy. :P
I hope Scruffy and Clover are still playing, they make the best drunken turns.Scruffmaster still plays, but it's been an age and a half since Clover has been around (or even commented, at least as far as I can recall... Which admittedly isn't much).
Now, now, those turns were fun, but new players also bring their own flavor of fun to the fortress, so I wouldn't mind it at all if a new player came in and played. :)
Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right? It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.
I see you and Shoruke have taken over drunk fortress.I challenge you to take it back from us. :D
I'm pretty drunk right now.
Can I play?
Yes I can, downloading now.
18 UK units in the blood, however much this is, let's gooooooooooooo!
Alrignt, who's in the queue to get dorfed?
Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?Yup.
In the same turn!?
Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?
In the same turn!?
There was actually a several months' worth of time between me designating the dormitory and abandoning the fortress, filled mostly with dwarves starving and dying.Did...did you just destroy two fortresses?
In the same turn!?
I...
wh-
n-no...
you can't just...
HOW?!?
You know, on second thought, that's actually pretty funny :P although you're a bit too quick to decide "screw it, I lose" IMHO
Now, now, those turns were fun, but new players also bring their own flavor of fun to the fortress, so I wouldn't mind it at all if a new player came in and played. :)Well, since you asked so nicely... I think I'll take a turn tonight/this evening.
Also, Yoink has taken a turn before right? It sounds as if he's getting drunk sometime soon...if he can be persuaded to play again.
My computer seems to have died.:(
Completely. :C
Well, judging from a post a couple of hours ago, he probably won't be able to upload the save:Aww darnMy computer seems to have died.:(
Completely. :C
Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.Sig'd
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
Well jeez. Getting drunk enough that your liver fails is one thing, but I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting so drunk their computer died.
That's like... being so awesome it literally hurts.
I'm very wasted and i just stumbled upon this Where do i sign in
yeh i read that, a thing bout a scruffys mark, and someone having double visions. gogo porter. downloading now.
How does this fort still survive?
Your computer done got drunk and passed out.Dude, if you want to be useful you could find me a current dorfing list whilst I take another shot. :P
Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?
Hello friends--
I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.
I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.It's a harder path than most to walk while drunk ;D
omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.
Smeep, although this thread itself toes the "legality line"--we have no way of verifying people that participate are of the legal age to drink in their respective countries--cannabis is a bit too much for me to comfortably agree with. The idea was certainly brought up in the early days of the fort, but I think !!HIGHFORTRESS!! should have its own thread. If it is any consolation, I would certainly read it :)omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.
Pot Fortress (tm)
As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.
Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!
Erm, Yoink. Could you upload the save?
Thanks Scruffy--any idea which update version? Also, I will check to see if there are fort/embark pictures. Different world?40.20 or 40.21 I think. 40.19 won't work atleast.
Let me get this straight. I built a goddamn wall with fortifications on top of it, and your initial reaction upon seeing it was ''Yes, I will build an empty pyramid-shaped shell above and around it!''.Well, on my defence I was somewhat drunk at the time..
O Shoruke, where art thou? :<Kawasaki, Japan
YOU FUCKERS LOCKED THADT ASS IN MY OFFICE SIGNATUREExactly. It can breath. Fun, ay? It is our mascot. Our very own feathered ass in your office.
WHAT THE FU-
actually that's fairly appropriate. well done.
I don't understand giving it fortifications, though? Can't it breathe fire through them?
NO FOOD! must butcher. eat elf pets. I wish we could eat ealves.
Camdu årpkecl cpmtiesNothing quite like keyboard finger index errors on non-US keyboards, lol.
Edit: Wait, is there a current list of rules anywhere?Nope.
Yeah if you disregard the almost-flying monolithic constructions defying logic and the rampaging demon army this is quite a fancy place.Sounds fancy to me!
This evening I will drink, and take a turn.YES! More turns! Looking forward to reading it.
1 and a half Chimays, 2 3 Monts and whatever I will drink at my local bar.
03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?Of course. What kind of question is that?!
R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?Of course. What kind of question is that?!
03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL ITWe need a self-destruct lever? I will try to remember that
let's see if the fort crubmels promtply
03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)
You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too
MehYou know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too
You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?
I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.
I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have
another Shoruke turnGo for it!
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ykCEZHiVw)
(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
did... did you seriously put dorfs there as bait?Dem buggers tend to path to the meeting zones
that's so evil
...
I only just now noticed, in the "tasty dorfs here come clowns" room there's a table and some chairs for the clowns to eat at. Nice touch.
I don't understand this little chute that goes from the undreground lakes to the magma sea. Why is there a 300-foot cock and balls staircase?To smite the demons ofcourse. You can't smite the demons without a 300-foot cock and balls staircase. I suppose that it should be reloaded incase we need it again. We will need a new bait though.
(http://oi60.tinypic.com/24oy2h4.jpg)
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/6881hw.jpg)
Does'tnt matter how long you've been on this turn, as long as it isn't the first for a fort you can always find more evidence of someone else fucking up worse than you :3
Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turnCan we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
I think you missed my turn that I just did :<
But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you :P
Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turnCan we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?This particular fort?
Anvillures
<snip>
12tg turn: ME? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116045.msg5947320#msg5947320)
Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?
I think you missed my turn that I just did :<
But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you :P
So that turn had the third and fourth time this fort had less than 5 dorfs left alive, and it's still going?The Drunks have finally swindled their way in and suckled on the teat of Ambrosia--we are no longer mortal beings, but gods of hazy memories and merriment. We do not die, but multiply; death is a temporary reprieve from the previous night of revelry. After recharging our besotten batteries, we are reincarnated and rush headlong back into the fray.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here, Dwarf and invader alike.
Went to work, and immediately told my boss I was having none of this shit, and left.
Yes that is a valid point. I realise now your save was hidden in a spoiler, which in hindsight was A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. didnt everyone die on your turn tho? maybe thats better that way. i can stop if you guys want.Also multiple new constructed walls, candy battle-axe, candy armor and loads of death.
I mean playing obviously, not being drunk
It is knownSorry about that. Shouldn't have mentioned anything so you wouldn't have lost your progress (and wasted part of your intoxication)
instead ended up having a fight in my living room against imaginary dolphin ninjas.
I just did some catching up and I want one thing clear - this fort has THREE memorials to DECEASED WAGONS? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??
Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.Yeah, you're pretty much the worst ever for that, Scruff. I like Taupe's turns.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe
Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.Erm.I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)
That's.. interesting. Will hurry.*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"save is up. just take a turn when ever you feel like it. you can grow plumphelmets in hell. there is plenty of mud.
I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.
EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.Go for it. Hopefully the fort will get some migrants soon.
still under way, plz wait >_>oh yes. Keep drinking the good fight shoruke
If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.Heh. Not gonna let that happen. If someone doesn't take a turn before weekend I'll take one and since nobody wants yet another scruffy turn everyone should go get drunk and take a turn!
I kinda want to play the game more and learn it a bit better sober first, anyway, haha.That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.
That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.And really !!FUN!! on the drunkest of days.
I intend to take a turn this week, will be Wednesday.As much I'd want to wait until Thursday to take a turn I really feel like drinking tonight and feel EVEN more like playing dwarf fortress.
Hoping internet comes back to home so i don't need to go to school to have it.
i hope you don't feel like this is turning into a scruffy show because i take so many turns. If you think so please say so.
WELP
TIME TO CHASE ALL THAT DOWN WITH VODKA AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES
I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have
another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_ykCEZHiVw)
(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)
I just had a hilariously bad idea.
EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.
pic35 hell
HELL!!!"
started building in hell
nneed to get mroedrunk
diggging in hell
dum da dum
cavein in helkl.
miner founded
pic36
Am I the only one eagerly awaiting to see those two last screenshots?I messed up the pictures so there are some missing but the last one is already there, just a bit too early. Removed duplicate pictures
Drinking this evening. I will probably not have internet access at home, so you won't have glorious direct drunken FIGHT AGAINST SLEEP shenanigans.Veni, nanus, vomui. I came, dorfed, vomited. Or something
Downloading the save. Today is martini day, don't think I should add beer on that elsevomitFun will happen.
le in extremis internet accessTested it. It is working. Which version of DF are you using? It won't work on pre 40.20 I think
I think your save is corrupted, scruffy. (downloading it again just to be sure) Ima downloading Shoruke's save.
Be on guard for a glorious turn tomorrow.
Trappist. Mmm. Trappist are good but lemon juice with trappist?
Wait, did you just pull the obsidian generator levers while most of the dorfs were INSIDE the candy spire or hell directly underneath and also pulled the levers that seal off lower levels so they can't escape? Yet another spire forever unavailable
Interesting
Naryar is just stumbling around
I do not regret pulling these levers at all.All I regret is not pulling them myself
Is the embark on a new world altogether? I want to get the pictures in the OP right--the correct world picture, as well as the correct embark picture.
Yeah that looked ominous, I thought the next bit was going to be about generating a new world because Floating Point Demons ate that one.Is the embark on a new world altogether? I want to get the pictures in the OP right--the correct world picture, as well as the correct embark picture.
No, same world as the previous fort.
Also, did nobody notice that at one point all the rocks seem to be negative hundreds of thousands of spaces away from the crafting rooms?!?
21:21n owwow so ddrunk, muchasthunder, such runk fortress, peopleare fun !Now THIS is what drunkfortress is all about. You have reached a suitable level of incoherence :D
anyways,,,, peopel are here, entered into the runk fortress
i mean i don't even caee care anrymore
I'll wait for spring and then let you play, scruffmeister.Thanks but I think that I might be a bit too tired for it. I can sleep late though (have to wake up 8 hours from now)
sorry, actually i don't think I was in a state to upload a save back then, lolNo biggie.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10496
can be combine bedrooms and catacombs? saves time
Just make bedrooms one 5x1. bed, door, cabinet, coffer, coffin
they can be burried in their bedrooms and saves haulingtime too.
seems good
NOOOOOOO!3000th drunk fort post. ´That has to be a some kind of a record too
That fort was holding the record for longest Shoruke-made fort! (The last one was destroyed on the subsequent turn :P)
Man, some of those bursts of incoherency, though. Priceless :P
We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.
Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o
We all miss Clover. She was... well, something like a muse, except with alcohol.
Also are you really gonna read all the thread ? :o
on page 108 now.
Soooo we need a new fort? (Again?) And here I was, thinking you guys were just too sober these days...
Preeeeeeetty sure you just volunteered to keep a list of turns and post/page numbers, at least from 108 onward. :D
Tried reclaiming again a few times. Everyone dies withing seconds of encountering the FB.I think we should newfort it; sometimes this is just the way the drunken cookie crumbles, no? I'll put it to a poll, just to see if the body of opinion leans the other direction.
I suppose that we could resort to cheating and kill it with DFhack if people are ok with cheating.
The fort is pretty interesting, unfinished and can still endure a few turns of drunken sheningans.
Or just a new fort. (Aww)
I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.
Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
I can take a turn Sunday, we'll have to see about organizing our turns Shoruke.
I'm in Japan and your profile page says you're in France, so assuming you play Drunk Fortress in the evening like I do, the 9-hour time lag should give you enough time to do a turn after I go to sleep :P
Oinocracy ? (I think it IS that...)Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Hey guys! I am still reading up through the thread, and WOW! 😄 This is pretty awesome guys and great job! Also this is one of the only succession forts still going and it sounds great.
But I won't be able to play for a while, the whole fort would starve or be killed by forest spiders!! 😝
Maybe in the new fort I could get Dorfed?😃
One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
You are asking a future drunk person to browse stats and remember to give the right dwarf the right name. You will probably just receive a random dwarf. Or ten of them.Hahaha true!!
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
😝
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
😝
Awesome! I'll post the stats later (when I think them up)
Alright *Ahem*
Name: Grob Cave Killer
Gendar:Male, If Female, name Greeb
Profession/Skills: Spear dwarf, preferably not cannon fodder
Anything close to this is fine :D
Sigtext'dIn the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Fixed that for youIn the land of Drunk Fort where theOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.forts falldrunkards lie
This is a smooth granite wall.
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Kamin
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Th4DwArfY1
On the wall is an exceptional ≡Engraving≡ by Naryar
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Scruffy
On the wall is a finely crafted +Engraving+ by Naryar
On the wall is a superior quality *Engraving* by Scruffy
On the wall is a masterful ☼Engraving☼ by Kamin
On the wall is a superior quality X*Engraving*X by Scruffy
On the wall is a well crafted -Engraving- by StupidElves
THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
One drunk to find them.
One drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
Seven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stone
Three bottles for the sober-kings under the sky
Nine for the dorfed players doomed to die
One for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten Throne
In the land of Drunk Fort where theforts falldrunkards lie
Fixed that for you
It seems that I will not be able to take a turn this evening. I'm at my parent's ATM, and snow has been falling decently so not sure if I can move today to my house and get drunk.This just in: It's KAMIN TIME.
If i can't take a turn this day it'll be Wednesday evening
Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
Where're the n.Bobnova's!?You, uh... kinda died during my turn... two broken arms and no water.
It's the small things.Where're the n.Bobnova's!?You, uh... kinda died during my turn... two broken arms and no water.
But hey, at least you weren't killed by a tree this time!
i thin gk were fjcke, boys. It got otu of control after i finsihde the jug. I should nt hav inishd the jug. I cant see what is goinf on, gah so mych eye-molesting blinking and why did i enagrve evetyhti g it looks awful ic ant tella what is oging on i fe;; dslpr got too long i am sorry snapti too mayn keas staleing our shit all of it
gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again nightQuoteWell that sounds promising.
With throwing bodies I ment dorfs. Mostly living dorfs. This tends to turn them into mostly dead dorfs.Hmm....Intriguing idea, seems very dwarfy. I think ill start doing that until i get enough dang metal for armor and an axe! :)Great turns guys!! How do you deal with all these baddies? My last fort fell to a werewolf and a frogman siege! Of course, I am using some of the masterwork bad guys...Generally we just throw bodies at them until the problem goes away or we run out of dorfs and the fort falls.
I call it the Persian Empire approach.
It works great, till it doesn't.
---From now on this will be called the Dorg fortress
please still continue to do work, dorgs.
---
gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again night
This thread, or at least the first hundred pages of it, have brought me back to Dwarf Fortress. I'm not sure if there's a fort ongoing, but if there is, I'd love a dwarf: Ignatzami, I'll take whomever is available.Oh, there is. Just remember that getting dorfed is rather unreliable in drunkfortress due to drunken players and people often are too drunk to report what each particular dorf is doing during a turn
Oh goodness, please still continue to do work, dorgs. I can't overeseer you guys right nwo.
-snip-
21:43 People are making drin k rdrunks, drink count of drunk fortress is rasisisnging
people are ine, really in
22:50 wiw runk drotres
feed to get drin lesss
For the last few hours of your turn you got... really incomprehensible.
I'm impressed :o
Crudnlepacolypse
Crudnlepacolypse ?Quetzalcoatl's retarded cousin.
You don't seem drunk enough :P
I'm kinda not of drinking age, otherwise I totally would.
nou
You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.nouSeems like you are too sober.
You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.nouSeems like you are too sober.
Having just returned from said date at said bureau, however, I'm strongly considering taking a turn of Drunk Fortress. My legs would probably thank me for the painkilling effect, if nothing else. (five hours of standing in 7 different lines today, not counting stairs or escalators or the time standing on the train or the time walking from the station to the bureau...)
If Naryar's turn hasn't started in the time it takes me to complete my "strong considerations", then I'll probably take a double-turn. I'm not drinking yet, though, so don't feel locked out on my account.
Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?
Whooooa. :o
I need to become involved with this fortress. Sign me up!Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.
I need to become involved with this fortress. Sign me up!Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.
If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you :P
Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save
Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off
Chers!Yeah, happy green alcohol day! Although it's actually hangover day for me...
In that case, I'll try to do a turn on Saturday! So is it safe to assume the latest save is the current one? I just take the save, get drunk, and then post the save after I wake up?
I tried to take a turn and woke up sleeping on my keyboard 2 hours later. The drunk requirement was met, but somewhat too strongly.Seems to me that you are far from alone in experiencing this phenomenon...
Did someone call for me ?I tried to take a turn and woke up sleeping on my keyboard 2 hours later. The drunk requirement was met, but somewhat too strongly.Seems to me that you are far from alone in experiencing this phenomenon...
I poijl gize for becuase lkjkjiHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
Hi! I've been reading through Drunk Fort for a while, currently on page 105, just PTW, and this travesty is awesome.Only 105 more pages to go!
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.
There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.Clamour clamour clamour
I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.
I also agree with shoruke. For once.
Never been drunk in real life, so it's fascinating seeing what would become of Dwarf-me were I to do so.Erm, I think the obvious outcome is "be perpetually drunk."
Here's a few overseers from the quotes section.Alright, Achievement Get! Edited for your viewing pleasure.
Basin
lawastooshort
rcmgames
I'm not sure if I still have any of the files when I used to keep track.
Basically someone will have to go through every page to build the full dwarf list.
The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!The OP needs the turns updated, too.
The "latest turn" link also needs to be updated to the end of my turn!The OP needs the turns updated, too.
Har har.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry for double postingDo it. The Kamins must breed on!
I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
(https://i.imgflip.com/jhtqi.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/jhtqi)Sorry for double postingDo it. The Kamins must breed on!
I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Wow, this is still a thing. PTWDrinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC
That's 8,000 years in our future...Wow, this is still a thing. PTWDrinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC
00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d
Wait a tick
So Naryar got Shmuck Baited, into trying to set up Shmuck Bait?
KARMAAAAA
That is an awesome embark picture compilation, Scruffalupagus. I've never seen that before; did it take five forevers to upload all of the pictures, or does it get uploaded as a single file somehow?DF has a command for exporting the embark site as .bmp files (just press esc. It is next to save and abandon site) There is a compiler that compiles them as a single file that can be uploaded in the database. Pretty simple
CURSES! My clever plan has been foiled.
Scruffeh's tomb seems to be dedicated only to scruffies...
but two were unassigned so I dedicated them to me's ^_^
YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE SHORKS THROUGH EGO, SCRUFFEH
Great turn, Shoruke! And high-five for 7/11 sammiches!Eh, they're totally sammiches. They have egg salad ones which are nice because I don't have to hard-boil my own eggs to have egg salad sandwiches :P
I dunno what they're like in Japanland
If next overseer fills the fortress full of dicks, I swear to god I will find a way to burn them.I wasn't going to but you managed to convince me. The next turn I take will be the year of phallos.
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole...At least make sure it looks like a colossal, VEINY maypole.
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole...At least make sure it looks like a colossal, VEINY maypole.
Hmm.. While drawing a 1z-level 2D phallos is trivial, making a 3D phallos that doesn't look like a strange mushroom in DF is tricky. This requires careful planning and I must do it before I get drunk or it will end up looking like a collossal maypole..
Wait, why do I have 3 A4 with pictures of ... scribbled on both sides? DAMN IT! Why am I even doing this?
WATER!
PRAISE THEMINERSKamins!
Why I still insist on thinking, how magnificent magmacannon could be made from that Scruffy's monument.Actually I originally intended that but it would have become too big and would have required a huge amount of dorf power to operate. (or a bunch of windmills on the tip..)
... needs more brain bleach. Sorry.
201 dwarves is just about too much.
23:58 165 citizens
10 seconds after 142 citizens. WOW.
129 citizens. Ah, well. Truly I should nto give such opportunities to lord Armok. Let's see how this goes still.
00:05 124 citizens.
THANK YOU LORD ARMOK now time to build coffins . some coffins. more coffins and fill a room with them because the fortress is full of corpses.
00:10 time to fill the cock with coffins
I don't think I have enough coffins
I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.It probably seems like a better idea now though.
I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein
WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANINSo it was YOU!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...Shit. Yeah, I guess I did that. I had completely forgotten about it. Unsurprisingly.Don't tell us how to liveI especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a caveinWTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANINSo it was YOU!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these ;)
MNOOOOOOOoo!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Butt Shoruke
(http://i62.tinypic.com/2dikpxi_th.jpg)
fuck your kid.
FUCK YOUR PENIS!
However, all this magma pleases me greatly. There definitely is enough to arouse me... :D..And so N
also more seriously, that removal of the giant penis was a dick move. Seriously, Scruffy took so much on himself to erect it.Doesn't really matter. That was an entertaining turn so it was worth it.
Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Actually diamonds eventually decay into graphite... it just takes thousands of years.Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Scruffy is like diamonds: He is forever.
Listen Snodgrass, if you wanna rudely ignore my hilarious commercial reference, then FINE. Go ruin other people's phallus-filled days while you're at it, why dontchya?Actually diamonds eventually decay into graphite... it just takes thousands of years.Oh Shoruke, just one little thing: You channeled magma directly above Scruffeh's sarcophagus but there is one thing you failed to take into account. It is made out of ADAMANTINE! My bones endure! My tomb still stands! The fort will burn but the Scruffeh's corpse is eternal!
Scruffy is like diamonds: He is forever.
More accurately, Scruffy will exist until the end of the world.
P.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.
I want to get drunkish within the next 48 hours.I vote that you load up my save, witness hell briefly, and THEN start a new fort.
I hear tell of a magma death,so should I start a new fort or use shoruke's save?
I vote that you load up my save, witness hell briefly, and THEN start a new fort.
But that's just my opinion, either option is a good option as long as the turn is entertaining :D
I simply do not have enough alcohol to be drunk long enough to compete a full year in the Dongfort.Strike the earth, Brother Camulus! Most people seem to prefer volcano embarks, but do whatever you feel--first overseer is THE Overseer. Also, welcome to the Hell that are the B12 Forums; glad you've found us!
Sadly then, I shall start a new fort, a new bastion for penis-loving drunks who inhabit this realm.
I wonder what the death knell of this fortress sounds like...I see what you did there... ::)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Strike the earth, Brother Camulus! Most people seem to prefer volcano embarks, but do whatever you feel--first overseer is THE Overseer. Also, welcome to the Hell that are the B12 Forums; glad you've found us!
I am very much looking forward to your brand of Drunk, Camulus. Make certain to get a good picture of the embark site (edit: pre-embark in map view), and, if it is necessary for whatever reason to gen a new world (it happens sometimes), the get a picture of that as well! I'll update the OP with all of the things you provide.
Welcome to Drunk Fortress, man.
Also your turn looks promising. Continue on ! We're watching you.
Hmm.. To play or not to play..lol wut
Aww darn it. DrinkingI knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
P.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.
I knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
I'll have you know we were married many, many times in Drunk Fort. We even had OFFSPRING. And you are so quick to disown me? For shame, Scruff. For SHAME.Quote from: KaminP.P.S.- Scruffy is my own personal diamond, and he will shine on forever in my heart.Quote from: KaminI knew you'd see the light, my adamantine-encased lovebird, you.
Ok. starting to feel a bit creeped out. eep
So Kamin X Scruffy is a thing ? I was aware alcohol made girls more prone to lesbianism, but does it work for boys as well ?go on. Grab a turn. Mine crashe´d
Also I want to vote for the "I am shoruke" option because it's the funniest. Alas, option one is what I believe, so...
Also checking out that turn it seems good. I'm actually somewhat boozed up but it's time for sleep now ! GO ! SCRUFFY ! (now scruffy is a pokemon), finish your turn man !
the game keeps crashingHow many forts has this world had, now? This is our what, second or third world? It's possible that our world is finally dying (again). It is sad, but it happens--each world can take only so many drunken forts, so many drunken overseers...
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
the game keeps crashingHow many forts has this world had, now? This is our what, second or third world? It's possible that our world is finally dying (again). It is sad, but it happens--each world can take only so many drunken forts, so many drunken overseers...
WHY?
it just ekesp crashing
no matter what i do it just crashes
Aaaand..Wow. Now THAT is good detective work. I would never have figured it out. I owe you a bottle of booze, Scruff.
Cause of constant crashes confirmed.
Took me a while, but it is this:
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=8719
Some wall construction orders in the caverns and one tile has a fungiwood under it. This might actually explain some of our earlier crashed turns too
I looked at the pictures backward. It looked like a magnificient Hanging-Garden style megaproject, until I scrolled back up and realized it was just scruffy drowning the whole fucking fort.
siquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
(gotta wonder who else voted "I am Shoruke" :P)I am Dorftacus!
I love how Scruffy was like "this is too effiecient, I'm sure someone else will bugger it uOH GOD THE FLOODING AAAAH"
Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
No, am dead. Not taking turn, too tired...Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
What a Siquo move.No, am dead. Not taking turn, too tired...Wait... What? Siquo still exists? Since when? Since HOW?! WHAT?! NOOOOO MY LAVISH TOMB SHALL BE CONVERTED TO MIGRANT BEDCHAMBERS AGHHHHsiquo, stop playing with the spiderwebnsOk. Will take turn tomorrow.
Kaze Sho-ryu!
Mizu Sho-ryu!
Kasai Sho-ryu!
Tsuchi Sho-ryu!
wutQuote from: Shoruke Voter #2Kaze Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #3Mizu Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #4Kasai Sho-ryu!Quote from: Shoruke Voter #5Tsuchi Sho-ryu!
By your powers combined, I am
CAPTAIN SHORUKE
Kūbo Sōryū!
May take a short turn this evening.Please do.
May take a short turn this evening.Please do.
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
I just want to read more drunken stupidity (and be one turn closer being able to play another turn myself... Really drunk atm...)
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
Sorry, Scruffy, but that's just BS coming from you :P
Anyways I will start drinking in a few minutes, downloading the save.
do people work well, what is neededCompetence?
i'm sure i will try better if i'm drunkSurely
01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOODAnd so it begins...
I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
Oh god01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOODAnd so it begins...
I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
THE ERECTION OF THE GIANT WOODEN PHALLUSYour wish is my command
SCRUFFY I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO CONTINUE THE RAISING OF IT
i could even say it's growing with confid -*shot*Don't look at me, I was asleep while this was going on.
Uploading is going well, so it'll be posted shortly.. Sorry scruffy, I wasted such a two turn opportunity :-[No worries. Was propably too drunk for it anyways
Damn, no obscene magma spurting to melt elves with. o3oDrowning elves?
There's gonna be a lot of pressure needed, though.
Scruffy's mad science fucks over (literally, this time) another fort?That wasn't a proper turn. I just got curious and started playing around. Will revert to Naryar's save
At least this time I'm not partly to blame. o3o
So I'm still officially the king of Scruffy-related engineering mishaps. owoWe just have to make sure that "someone" doesn't attempt to make this dong flacid. The risks are too great
The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"^Edited, but this. All of this.
Urist and the Wangs of Doom, a dwarven operaThe wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"^Edited, but this. All of this.
Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..And this is surprising why? It's a given, really. ;D
Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario.
fuck the world with said dong
So, to establish, I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.Welcome to Hell, fellow imbiber. Simply download the save and attempt a year; there's really not much to it! Try to take some screenshots if you can, as it's always nice to have some visual reference when it comes to the chaos. We are all looking very much forward to it; here is Scruffy's latest turn link: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10796)
I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.That pretty much sums up the whole history of !!DrunkFortress!! in a single sentence. That's the spirit!
Dr.StrangeWeird, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the dorfLove what you did there.
and every layer is surrounded by horrible, horrible waterBu.. but the water keeps the elves away and the mangled corpses keep us warm. It also rids the fort of fatally stupid dorfs.
bad news is that every layer of fort is surrounded by WATER WHY ARE THERE GIANT WATER AREAS EVERYWHERE
Note: this is not how BEDROOMS WORKNo. That is how hospitals work. You know, the places for storing corpses until they can be hauled and where mangled dorfs go to die while the CMO is sleeping on a pile of booze and vomit.
I'll reupload the save just to make sure. Also I got sleepier way faster than I planned, so hopefully next time I last a bit longer.
edit: should be the right file now.
Random Dragon was mean to meeeeeeeeeeI'll reupload the save just to make sure. Also I got sleepier way faster than I planned, so hopefully next time I last a bit longer.
edit: should be the right file now.
I like the sculpture gardens and what ever the rest of those tunnels is. The three levers without notes are a bit unsettling though.
Plenty of unused statues still left. Most of them are pictures of random animals or Ruhn and Kamin admiring and hugging various objects
(http://i.imgur.com/NJrwL3h.jpg)
ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYS
ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYSSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Excuse the double post, but I figured out the problem with my last turn: I got wasted too fast. I think the trick is to start before you're drunk with the buzz so you can actually begin and gauge your pace,
ABBAMANTINE'S BACK ONM THE MENU BOYSSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Random Dragon was mean to meeeeeeeeee
Also, they make excellent drowning chambers now.What, is this Dwarf Fortress or something?
Dorf all the things....Busy barfing all the things.
edit: How shitfaced was I that I thought a dwarven hall with a ninety degree angle in the middle built directly next to a future prison system looked in any way good?It's beautiful. So beautiful.
Why is there water. why are there channeled strips everywhere filled with water. is someone building a giant tree? i see a crannog filled with hen houses (you know what i mean) with a pool on top.I'm sure that we can make it even more confusing. Oh, and it is a giant penis, not a tree. Supposed to be full of water ???
it's so beautiful.
so beautiful.
nevermind, it says ''drain water'' altho my hopes that it actually does so are slim at best. If my hopes were a fashion model, they would be thin enough to make the cover.Nope. Those levers have no notes. Those are notes for some other levers I made that are a few levels upwards. I have absolutely no idea what those unmarked levers you pulled did but I'm sure that we will have fun finding out (as long as nobody pulls any of the four or so gameover levers.)
the fort is no longer beautiful.Aww
kilju is mostly drunk by low-income people or heavy drinkers, such as students and alcoholics..How rude.
DUCKBOARDS!
or what ever they are called in english.
The fortress.
It's not flooding or drowning. It is just... marinating. in water
should -.-something? what was it?
but too drunkim sure that nothing horrible will happen if i dotn do it. cut corners. probably. yes
exceot ut would cause serious trouble if someonbe were to.fds f c
kobolds!
HOW DID THE FB GET ACROSS THE WEATER? IT IS A LOSTER! LOBSTER! IT SWAM! DAMN!
it is BEAUTIFYUL!i think we can all agree that there have been many strange forts in this adventure, but this one is the one we'll truly remember as ''being beautiful''. There is a calm, serene feel that one can only experience while gazing upon the fort while absurdly drunk. It is disfunctional, full of trash, and poorly designed, and yet, in all this chaos, one can see the fundation of something truly artistic. Then comes the anguish, of knowing that no true feat of willpower will save it, for we are drunk and everything is bound to collapse. The water and garnierite gardens are bound to crumble. It is an ephemereal beauty.
lake is filling with water and drownign miners. it is beautfdul
Good to see my "four unlocked doors into the cavern" initiative worked out so well 8)So, the reason why we have been invaded by crundles, creeping eyes, troglodytes, rutherers, BLIND CAVE OGRES and two FBs was all because one ogre or something saw a door (or how ever something blind finds a door. By the force of pure rage I presume) and decided to kick it down, thus letting the whole zoo simply walk inside and kill dorfs for two turns?
dwarves kept going into the caverns for no damn reason so I just said screw it and installed a bunch of doors. Seemed like a good idea at the time, just like sealing up the WATER HOLE INTO THE CAVERNS WITH A FORGOTTEN BEAST IN THEM WHO LIKED TO LOOK AT THE GRATES INSIDE VERY OFTEN was.
The problem, obviously, is that no drunk would have the patience to dedicate time to organized crundle training.the solution, obviously, is disorganized crundle training.
So I didn't actually read this page, just the last. But now it makes me want to play, even for only a while !Go for it
Starting to drink.
Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
The unholy seducer of shafts, eh?Also HOLY SHIT HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FORGOTTEN BEAST'S NAME :oWhat?
In the last pic of my turn, there is a mention of a forgotten beast's name. Check it out.
-One of our current civilization's gods is a large rat (metals, fire, volcanos, mountains, caverns)
also i have made some dorfing"Shoruke, Lord of the Wang"?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3891victims.png)
also i have made some dorfing"Shoruke, Lord of the Wang"?
(http://gametechmods.com/../uploads/images/3891victims.png)
I'm curious as to how you obtain your information, but I'll accept your compliment ;D
Also expect more corny monty python references than you would like a drunken maniac to utter.Yes please!
Stole all my material, you ave.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Stole all my material, you ave.
"Right men..confuse the,,cat."
May find a use for that.
Hmmm so naryars save not opening broken, maybe texture pack?It worked fine for me
Should find way fix, use older save or gen new wordl?
Meanwhile, Drunker!
Only druaght and few swigs whiskey for now, mixing with water as my throats seems to be unable to handle the clean stuff tonight.
Also........I AM SHORUKE :pThere! Are!
dorf me plz
Are we really making a whole new world? The current one had only had... like...
*counts on fingers very, very slowly*
Uh... like four or five forts on it!
Oh well. If the new turn is entertaining it'll slide. Bonus points if the new world has enhanced volcanism.
Here : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837I checked the save, it's good.
welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
Anyway, here's the important question:
What happened to the bunnies?
Those 23 lovely bundles of fluff and future bonecrafts and offal biscuits?
Anyway, here's the important question:
What happened to the bunnies?
Those 23 lovely bundles of fluff and future bonecrafts and offal biscuits?
They...multiplied.
Did post some screens of all the rabbit births during my turn iirc, but my connection reset on the browser and a large portion of late autumn/early winter's screenshots and comments were lost to the unpredictable.
It was at that point that my bed became quite alluring.
My isp seems to be slipping up of late.
I've been playing some Terraria, and made a chick entirely out of grey. Her name? Cinderella.
Soon I willbecomebegin. Just need to finish this gigantic drink. It's a can of monster, a can of cherry Arizona, and half a bottle of southern confort. I called it ''who cares''. My roommate is a bit annoyed that I won't tell him what it is. But I am. I just kept repeating ''who cares'' until he left.
opeoples the save leads to the old fort with apparentl some turns played. didnt someone create a new world? from what i see narnya's turn is the last save i can locate, and im too wasted to locate whatever the right save is.This is the right save for the Water Fort. Camulus had a problem downloading it and played a turn in a new world/fort, but it's fine to use the save you used. Continue on.
Please confirm that this: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10837) is the right save.
Or like redirect me to the right one
Nah. The soil is just a ..little wet and runny. Nothing that dorfBut here's the basement tho. as you can see digging there would be unoptimal at best.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What is it with this world and wombats? Wombats invaded our previous fort. They plague our current fort and we have been fighting them ever since we settled here. Then there were those werewombats that infected Scruffysomething and led to the deaths of a dozen dorfs and creation of multiple weredorfs. Beware, for the wombats are coming and they have tasted dorf blood.The good news is, there seems to be a lot of pointless critters, and absolutely no sign of creeping eyes, demons or whatnot.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Noo..I look at the shaftSpoiler (click to show/hide)
standing atop one support
I fix that nonsence.
On a somewhat related note, my bottle is empty. The narration of my turn has no right to be as intelligible as it is.Impressive.
I made something very special. Something that perfectly sums up this lovely little fort and its inhabitants. (Also, where the heck is my named Dwarf you lousy drunk)...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So, a word about coffinsas well as
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.
Edit:
Shouldn't take a turn but the flesh is weak. Weak and drunk
Those 5 pieces of green furniture are the apex of our civilization.
Well that was abrupt.^
WHY IS NOBODY WORKING YOU FUCKSDid you check for burrows? Usually when that happens to me it's because of drunk people assigning burrows.
welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
True. But I was drunk, and pissed. So I didn't go the way of a proper story. My bad.Don't "drunk" and "pissed" mean the same thing?
Actually I find myself to be more of a friendly drunk... well, maybe not in DF.True. But I was drunk, and pissed. So I didn't go the way of a proper story. My bad.Don't "drunk" and "pissed" mean the same thing?
It's like a rolling snowball. Made out of corpses.That right there, that is a great line.
Holy hell, a One Dwarf No Pick Challenge in a Sunken Drunk Fortress, Drunk.Reminds me of when I played Doomforests...
And it's going well. Ish.
In her sleep, she is getting assaulted and raped by ghosts.
thias is not an analogy about nightmares.
Actual ghosts are violating her body while she is unconscious.
Shoruke is no longer extatic.
Wow, I'm retarded.
It only JUST NOW hit me, eleven hours after first reading that turn, how appropriate it would be for me to take the next round.
Assuming nobody beats me to the punch in thehalf hourfifty minutes it takes me to prepare and consume udon noodles (EDIT: and stock up on vodcoke), dibs on the next turn.Eeeeeerie.Spoiler: gaze, ye brave, into the void (click to show/hide)
There appears to be quite heavy selective pressure on dorfs having a high swimming skill and those without it get erased from the gene pool.Do you even eugenics, bro?
so Iv'e edcided that not floodign the fortress permarnetnly is impossibleDoesn't anyone notice the lever straight next to the cause of problem noted with something along the lines of "water flushing. nearby gates"? You know, the single lever that caused this mess and which can just be pulled again to stop all the flooding?
beacuse sthe olny parts up top that I can cavein are ovr the walls of the water
(it maeks sencse)
and the water flows into a wlake s I can't tdrain it.
...so... sruffy. You did this. I tihnk. Be prowd of your incirrigibble failure. You did a greate job makign sure I catn't unsdo your hard work. Yuo monster.
I'M PIMPRE-
IMPERESSED, DANM YOU
Also, I'm slightly tempted to start that turn again and decontruct that lever, and replace my dffd link with a new one where the lever is deconstructed. Just because you said that.Not if I get there first
Darn the reclaiming process is slow on my laptopAlso... that part about the broker. It killed me.
What will we take? Militia? Dorfinators against the demon and aquawolves?
Metal?
Nah. grapes and plunpelmets. plenty of GRapes. We will brew wine. Seems suitable
Camels? One-humped ones? hmm..
nah. more booze and cats with those points
Hmm.. we will need a bookkeeper/broker/manager/generally all but useless excuse for a dorfg for sorting our decade worth of random dorf crap littering the place.
What skills does a broker need? I chose profisient liar. Seems suitable
Oh, and we are called the "Drownedlake the Disenboweled Nightmare of Demons"
in other news, everyone starved in their sleepOMFG I was the last one?! That's awesome!
only bobnova remains
why do we have a huge water trench?
more to the point, why is the entire floortress a shitty kevin costner movie?
congrats taupe snd clover :) your babby has your bearWell done, son. born a day prior, and already taking ownership of the family bear. I'm so proud. :-[ Various things die for various reasons. Nobody is really sure why. The true meaning of drunk fortress. One of those minor thing is a breach into hell itself. Oups? Well I'm sure nothing bad will come out of it.
The fortress.Suddenly, all the dwarves are in the draining pipe. Hauling stone. for no reason. Everyone eventually starts dying for reasons Scruffy is way too wasted to even begin to understand. He almost crushed the whole fort to kill the hellish parrot, but the parrot dies suddenly. Good.
It's not flooding or drowning. It is just... marinating. in water
THEW PARROT WILL bRING DeATRH TO US ALL!
TGHE DOOM PARROT!
WE MUST COLLAPSE THE FORTERESS TO CRUSH IT!
oh, it died
and we only lost 3/4 of our dorfs and hte rest are sick from the poison blood.
VICTORY!
My prognosis on 70% of the forts dorfs:Well that went better than expected. the fort is made of water once more. every non-water part is also flooded with vomit. a giant mole eats everyone. The settlement crumbles because the pumpstack is clogged with salmons.
He's dead Jim
So, a word about coffins
coffins arent coffers.
And coffers arent good at containing dwarves.
Our cemetary, however, can now house a lot of coins.
what the fuck?Oh, and that demon that was never actually sealed? It's back. cause, yaknow, it was never sealed. Apparently forgetting about something does not cause it to stop existing, because we arent six weeks old. Altho we sound like it usually. Scruffy begins to save the fort with all the strategy and wits that a wasted human being can muster, which is basically none of it. The fort has ten dwarves, and little hope. But we have our own brand of shampoo!
when did 40 dorfs become 7?
no wonder work was slow
ITS THE DAMN DEMON! THE DEMON IS BACK!
WATERMURDEREDHis idea is that there are so many corpses, so many ghosts, so many monsters, that this is the best way to go. a single little sign is found lying in front of the watery mess.
15:34 Only three drowned. THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED
OH ARMOK, GREAT AMONGST THE GREATS, ONE WHO IS TERRIFYING AMONGST THE TERRORS
I AM BUT A HUMBLE SUPPLICANT, AND CALL UPON YOUR MIGHT IN MY HOUR OF NEED
PLEASE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE IT HAS NEVER RAINED BEFORE
some people are shcoked. some people are sad. The most beautiful fort has fallen, to the hands of a seemingly madman. with a reason.welcome to the city of
DRUNKFORT VENICE
Land of "That worked about as well as you'd expect"
Yes, I bloody killed it because the dwarves did not want to work. Also because they were starting to be "under a great deal of stress" due to seeing dead corpses everywhere, and so dwarves tantruming, punching and killing each other and hence, tantrum spiral was inevitable in a few more turns, really.
It's like a rolling snowball. Made out of corpses.
So I told her to go to the surface with a military 'm'ooooove thingVictory is at hand. Or is it6 Shoruke is strong, armed with like some loincloths, a copper axe and maybe mispl;aced hopes. and yet...
and she met a crocodile
BUT HAY
I GOT TO BEAT UP A CROC
uon my way... UP?
and now we're both unconscious
OH GOOD THERE'S A TROLL TOO and I'm figthnig it
i'm so good at things
sceeen froze like this sfor a coupple secodns so we know what's up next
fukkin fuckers ruining the internet
Hmm.. we will need a bookkeeper/broker/manager/generally all but useless excuse for a dorfg for sorting our decade worth of random dorf crap littering the place.Interesting fact: only scruffy knows wht floods the fort, and only he knows what stops it dfrom happeneing. aopparently, the fort is alive despite the various willful flooding and self-destruct for two reasons
What skills does a broker need? I chose profisient liar. Seems suitable
Oh, and we are called the "Drownedlake the Disenboweled Nightmare of Demons"
The fort is livable! No beasts, demons or trolls. Non-flyers can't access the fort via vcaverns. Only a few rooms are flooding.All seems well and all, except everyone or so beign dead and a thousand corpses, and miasma, and water, and possibly a demon, and omg everything spins. this guy looks like my friend but he talks differently. !?! plus he isnt blond? anyway. except for the corpses the place is habitable. yay! This is the best fortress we ever had possibly. over 15 posts, and stuff is still alive1 go team
huge success
it's a happy little place full of happy little midgets butchering killing troglodytes
If that doesn't work, it's just my net being derp. If it DOES work, I'm gonna eat Scruffy. :V???
Don't eat your drunken comrades !
(https://i.imgflip.com/lsh8c.jpg)I'm not really sure what's going on. I do know that I generally uploaded pictures while drunk. With mixed results.
Also, are you SURE you're on the Venice fort? I don't remember evil rains...
Eh, it was funny, so it works 8)
Then, on the 28th day of the twelvth month, the game crashed right before it could save, two days before autosaving. we will never know how this battle end. nobody will ever win. somewhere in an alternate reality of drunk fortress, a single fortress exists in limbo, where the entire colony is dedicated body and soul to the constant punching of a single buffalo, a fight that will never conclude.This is one of my favorite pieces of Drunkfort poetry now. Forever, into eternity.
This also leaves the issue of which save will get used next turn. ;w;I suppose that the next drunk can decide, though having two forts running parallel for a while might not be all that horrible either. Atleast until one crumbles.
That would be derptastic yet entertaining.Not in the same time by the same player ::)
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,eh dot 2 drunk b4 plwyinn good night[pppl
field exercises in wildlife management
Oh shoruke, any tips on learning japanese?Step 1: Memorize the Hiragana and Katakana alphabets.
Want tah undertsand teh animes and teh films
Drunkdragon derps again? owo
ah why have I to play leia
you look better in a bikini.
(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad
Quote(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad
This is suggesting a very weird existence in which you are constantly reviewing power supplies. Just how many power supplies are you buying and why do you need to keep buying more and more and review them?
Hilarious turn as always. If I'd been thinking I would've pestered you for dorfing when I had the chance. owo
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
The Secret of NIMH! Yeah, I watched that a lot as a kid too. Somewhere in my parents' house there is a videotape labeled 'BAD RAT', which was my adorable kiddie name for the movie.
...And there's a live-action/CGI remake in the works (http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/03/04/live-actioncg-rats-of-nimh-movie-in-the-works). Huh.
Only alcohol will save me from such terrible outcomes, and hilariously enough only being drunk will cause them.^ I think I might have to steel this gem from Taupe's turn to use as metal lyrics someday. :))
Ethanol paradox.
Time for more booze.
This fort is cruisin' for a boozin'
..someone take a turn soon so I can take another without feeling guilty.
So I went out to Ikkebukurowoohoo!
bought myself some new haikingubuutsu to climb Mt. Fuji in later
bought some vodka and coke on the way home
put some semi-instant food in the microwave
left the kitch-
*BONK*
FUCK
then I poured myself a vodcoke
AND THEN THIS.Not only does my iPhone 5 S-Stands-For-Stupid take pictures sideways, not only are the pictures in ridiculously high resolution ONLY in the context of my putting them on this forum where a more moderate size would be appropriate, but also my chopsticks didn't break along the line.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, my room is one of those "I didn't want to believe Hollywood about how small some apartments are in Japan, but holy shit it's all true" kinds of places.
I AM HAVING THE MOST UNDERWHELMING WORST DAY EVER, EVER
TIME TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
Another productive year from a seasoned administrator.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
Or, you know, pull 'the' lever.Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
But that would 'fix' all of the problems!Or, you know, pull 'the' lever.Now we can use the new fort someone made a bit ago, or make a new fort. I think that one's had it.Yeah, I don't think there's anything left for scruffy to break, short of letting the Honkers out.
is that supposssed to happnIt means he broke his dick.
x malesign x
Don't know if srs... ::)Quoteis that supposssed to happnIt means he broke his dick.
x malesign x
I can do it in french if you want. Maybe it'll make my turn more sexy ? HAH !Go for it. The point is to play International Telephone. I was mostly trying to impose the challenge on myself, but if you wanna go All The Way Crazy For The Lolz, do it.
I can do it in french if you want. Maybe it'll make my turn more sexy ? HAH !Go for it. The point is to play International Telephone. I was mostly trying to impose the challenge on myself, but if you wanna go All The Way Crazy For The Lolz, do it.
I suppose, since the fort is good and trashed, I could take a double-turn and start a new fort and nobody would really mind...Go for it! Let me know if you make a new fort or use the alternative. Historically, the rules each successive overseer imposes only last for the duration of a single fort. If you feel like making this a rules fort, have fun and be punishing ;D
not happening today, but maybe on like, thursday or something.
The other day I bought some Southern Comfort and Baileys.
I'm thinking tomorrow I might buy some cider from the local discount supermarket (they sell three 1.25 litre bottles of the stuff for $12 at the moment, it is a steal and I am feel quite larcenous!) and get smashed. I might even do a turn of the ol' Drunk Fortress!
Sadly i have a hard time drinking cider since i got so drunk on it we got kicked out of a restaurant... then i blacked out and woke up in my bathtub, naked with a pair of winter boots, a wolf blanket and my spare change sticking to my forehead. now all i can taste is tye devilish taste of iron.
during my blackout i apparently purchased a piano
No sense downloading an alternate timeline when I already have one saved.
See 1) wikiThis is GOLD.
Make 2) wiki of instruction
3) get the militia
4)???
5) moisten
I don't know, I'm tired but I think this turn made more sense than the usual ones in a language I sometimes understand.That's because google translate makes more effort to correct spelling mistakes than we actually do. what we lose in correct syntax we make up for it in sheer amounts of recognizable words.
There is only one Shoruke. A girl knows his name...Y'know now that you mention it that's who you reminded me of back a few turns ago, haha.
According to the poll, there is more than one Shoruke. Hence, Shoruke is either Pathos or the Many Faced God.That indeed seems to be the case, for I too, am Shoruke.
Aw, you did that, just to lightheartedly troll me?According to the poll, there is more than one Shoruke. Hence, Shoruke is either Pathos or the Many Faced God.That indeed seems to be the case, for I too, am Shoruke.
Shoruke is Legion.Shoruke hath become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
3) get the militia
4)???
5) moisten
I am drunk.
[...]
I have no idea what I am doing!
FYI if you lose your only pick and the caravan dont bring one buy some copper crap and smelt it down.MARC! Don't tell us how to live! This is !!DRUNKFORT!!
Well I would suggest melting down the skulls of elven traders but for some reason you can't make tools out of corpses.
Well I would suggest melting down the skulls of elven traders but for some reason you can't make tools out of corpses.
On this point, we are in full agreement.
Damnable Elves and their non-metal skeletal structure...
Okay yougys I just kilelde oput only miner and lost his pick. Think you mightweanna skip myturn. Lava is ahrd.
I actually wimped out before the whole year was up.If you didn't, you probably weren't drunk enough.
nobody beats me to the punch
Interesting
I think that I'll take a turn.
Should I write in finnish? No?
I think I shouldn't
Edit:
I suppose that I'm ready to start.
We have rules? I hate rules. There was a reason we stopped using those.
I could write in finnish but google translate wouldn't be able to translate it properly and I'm sure as hell not going to write it all over again tomorrow to translate
take a ten minutes turn. make a new rule cancelling the old rules. then take a doubleturn.I found the lawyer!
So you've now got 2 werelizards, scruffy doing scruffy things, and My dorf is probably drowned in magma or encased in ice?
Good stuff.
Or 3 because Demdeh was bitten.
Kind of tempted to take another turn
You got yourself a deal. I will attempt to build something interesting but try not to tamper with Naryar's wooden monument..Kind of tempted to take another turn
Disclaimer, in exactly eight hour i will be starting a turn while chugging unsafe amounts of wine. Make of that what you will.
wait till shoruke sees itYou got yourself a deal. I will attempt to build something interesting but try not to tamper with Naryar's wooden monument..Kind of tempted to take another turn
Disclaimer, in exactly eight hour i will be starting a turn while chugging unsafe amounts of wine. Make of that what you will.
So I've been thinking about this word "werelizard". Y'all know "were-" means "man-", right? But they're not man-lizards, they're Dwarf-lizards. So we need a new acronym. Or several, one each for Dwarves, Goblins, maybe Elves...Weredwarves.
Dwereflizard. That's my suggestion for Dwarves.
Dwerefwolves.
Dwerefhedgehogs.
Dwerefaardvarks.
So I've been thinking about this word "werelizard". Y'all know "were-" means "man-", right? But they're not man-lizards, they're Dwarf-lizards. So we need a new acronym. Or several, one each for Dwarves, Goblins, maybe Elves...What about ''fuckers''...?
Dwereflizard. That's my suggestion for Dwarves.
Dwerefwolves.
Dwerefhedgehogs.
Dwerefaardvarks.
Four hours until shitfacery...Hey, awesome, I'mma look at the fort before you take your turn then. I don't need to worry about spoiling it for myself! 8)
The preparations have been made for a war of epic proportions. May your victory be slightly better than Pyrrhic, my dear friend; I shall make the required sacrifices to Armok in the hopes he shall take note and have pity upon your (liver's) soul.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
DO NOT MIX RED BULL AND ALCOHOL
YOU WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE
STIMULANTS AND DEPRESSANTS TOGETHER ARE BAD NEWS
Monster is just as bad - mixing any stimulant with alcohol can give you a heart attack or stroke.Generally the main concern in mixing alcohol and caffeine is the way it hides the effects of intoxication and thus leads to people drinking more. The stimulants in energy drink themselves don't pose a risk when drunk in moderation. It is not like mixing alcohol with other depressants (such as codeine from some painkillers) or stronger stimulants. People keep smoking while drinking or mix alcohol with cola all the time.
what the impossible fuckYou done good taco man.
what the actual fuck did i just read ? And did Taupe gain insight into the higher mysteries of the universe due to getting drunk ?This is why you don't mix caffine with booze, humans can't handle being on a higher plane of existence.
awesome turn is awesome
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live! >:(Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
We resent that! >:(...Don't tell me not to tell you how to live! >:(Yeah, Taupe! Don't tell us how to live! >:(http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10949)
Save is here. So a look behind the scenes. I have this terrible kind of hangover where its 10 am and i never fully realised I went to bed.
PS: Once less wasted I just equated the combat log and the basically 30 people dying to the equally high number of angry ghosts. Someone should address this eventually...
I'm not going through another turn of spending my time burying dwarves >:(
well there is a lot of innuendo hidden in those movies. they do haveca moviecabout seven dwarves too.Sounds like something a filthy elf would say.
i can just imagine a whooe movie where the female leads sing about how wood is awesome.
yeah you must have taken the turn before mine...True, true, I somehow missed it. Well not missed, I saw it, I just disbelieved it as an illusion or something. I guess people can use whichever taco they want. that's the beauty of Taco Bell :/
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Eh, just use ice.
:P
The table is nice, but taco demands spicy magma dressing.
I tried, but not enough magma-safe materials.
Eh, just use ice.
:P
Try and make a magmasafe pump out of ice. Or wood. Without removing temperature.
I'll just wait.
artefacts maybe?
Srsly tho use obsidian and iron, and maybe glass.
If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
Glorious tacofort, could we get some corn, tomatos, and beans from the human traders and plant it on the taco's roof?If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in :P )
If we drop the taco it will leave a taco-shaped hole in the ocean floor and fortress until it can reach solid wall tiles somewhere around the bottom of our main fortress.If the magma can't come to the taco, could the taco come to the magma?
If we drop the taco, it'll drop in water. Though we should be able to make a magma basin...
It'll be destroyed by dropping anyways. So no.
(Our main staircase, stockpiles and bedrooms are all under the taco, thus they are dug out tiles which will not stop a cave-in :P )
I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.
I miight play a turn in a bit.
Someone certainly should.I daresay he's probably sober now.
Missed so much drunkenness since going over the seas.I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.
Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
Unless off course I can find some rich guy who is willing to fund my gaming-drinking habits.
Drunk fortress on patreon.Both results seem to "work" to me :P
...Wait that could actually work. OR spread rampant alcoholism.
spread rampant alcoholism.And how does that differ from the current situation?
'zactly.spread rampant alcoholism.And how does that differ from the current situation?
Looks like it took al lot of effrot to maek soemthing shtis bad. Ia'm imsspresed.Look, I tried to make like, a square, but i was so fucking wasted i couldn't remember the keys to enable box modes. So I made the best I could using mousing over things. Let me point you to the original:
YEAH, fuck that guy!hilariously enough the linked screenshot contains both the mentioned ghost, AND the carp bait person going insane. then later on Shoruke goes ''OMG A CARP BAIT PERSON IS KILLING OTHERS DUDES WHAT''. Priceless.
dont' actually, ghost dicks are prolly realiilly cold
i woudlnt' know
OMG THERES A FORGOTTEN BEAST!Assuming it kills everyone, the people back in the mountainhomes will have a very fun times figuring out what exactly the beast was and how to fight it based on the overseer's last words.
nematoeds aretn' toasd? okay
beward its sacles, its almost a hard as I get
HEYOOOO
Actually, that FB isn't a threat anymore. In the time it took me to get the military off their asses, the civvies had killed it.
"if I hit $200, I'll post pictures
If I hit $500, I'll post a video
If I hit $1000, I'll post a making-of fvideo
If I hit $1500, I'll do a live-feed and post the recording of it"
turn is currently underway, plz be patient
I just stumbled insto my room, stat down at my computer, then fell ver onto my arse and roke out laughing, I think I a, drunk.I have no recollection of posting that. O.o
I miight play a turn in a bit.
I think a number of us would be willing to donate to your cause, if you were to set up an account on Paypal or something. Why take the money of a rich guy when you can have a little money from lots of fellow drunks?! And WE won't even require sexual favors! Just a great turn of booze-fueled gratification.
Ugh booze is so expensive herein indonesia, so wont be taking a turn for months : (
I refuse to be part of the Borgruke >:( You will need to convert my dead body !I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.
I refuse to be part of the Borgruke >:( You will need to convert my dead body !I assume you chose "To Taco." You transparent SOB, you.
I wanted to take a go, but ive had a couple of beers over a few hours, and i dont feel like taking everything thats left just to play for a short while. I'm more sleepy than drunk sadly.
Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>Pics or it didn't happen
To the Photo Depository!Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>Pics or it didn't happen
Judging by the dreadful photos/footage of my drunk-self from the other night, I think sleep was a mercy when it finally arrived. >.>
I have no recollection of posting that. O.oI think this sums the entire Drunk Fort nicely.
I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.Did you take a visit to the forest of despair ? (IDK what it's actually called but it's as fitting a name as anything)
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
I'll probably take a turn tomorrow.
I could seriously use a goddamn drink right now, but I need to recuperate first.
Mt. Fuji will feature in the next "today we learned" segment.
you alcohol sluts
In the space of 2 hours I had about 30 dogs bark at me.
There was a whole pack of the buggers in the street, shredding my ears.
Tequila, whiskey and arak = 83% chance of dying
edit-=arak
I was just like "there is no way... nobody could be THAT drunk..Look, it was... the taco structure is confusing? Like, it has many floors and also walls.
Driynk again still not gonna play yo fags/bitches/idiots
So expensive
Ha
Drunk slut is me name boys
Not giviyng ye shit though
Hungry wryyyyyyyyy!
...
when truly i have no fucking clue what a lye is.
Excellent!DAYS ARE 24 HOURS.
I'm looking forward to it.
We all are.
EDIT:
Must be one hell of a workday if you're not home yet.
Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.This turn was fun to read, but also very easy. We need more keybord mashing.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.
Backfire
YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
I'm going with the same answer I give for any of the XKCD guy's "What If" questions: "Nothing good."Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.This turn was fun to read, but also very easy. We need more keybord mashing.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.
Backfire
YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.
Firing back with fire was a great idea. Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!
and my giant, vertical, erected wooden penis still standsYou should probably see a doctor, then :P
I'm back -snip-Welcome back, friendo!
I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.
Yeah, sometimes you get some good ones, and then you get mine which are long segments of "drunk guy cannot names"I may have made up my own titles to keep things interesting for me. And we all know how well drunk overseers stick to the titles.Yeah it goes along the lines of ''Fuck, im so wasted, and I forgot what I'm doing... maybe I'll... ugh... OMG DWARFING PEOPLE. must dwarf 'll the people. Thinking of... words? QUICK ADD SOMETHING WITTY. oh god there are 30 more''.
i decide that flapping my hands on the piano randomly for 5 minutes while screaming fiiiiiiish, fisssssh, fishfishfish is as goosd as any time to start this turn.I couldn't have said it better myself!
Its as good as any a rendition of the windfish theme.i decide that flapping my hands on the piano randomly for 5 minutes while screaming fiiiiiiish, fisssssh, fishfishfish is as goosd as any time to start this turn.I couldn't have said it better myself!
Ah, australia, a land where every insect bite could be the last. People could be dying any second, and they need to access their booze this instant.
Australia is a lot like dwarf fortress. Everything outside your walls want you dead, the nobility is really fucking annoying, and the place was founded by a bunch of misfits the old government obviously didnt want around anymore.
So much this. Never did I know Taupe for such a wordsmith!Ah, australia, a land where every insect bite could be the last. People could be dying any second, and they need to access their booze this instant.Australia is a lot like dwarf fortress. Everything outside your walls want you dead, the nobility is really fucking annoying, and the place was founded by a bunch of misfits the old government obviously didnt want around anymore.
I wanna sig one of these but I can't decide which I like more. >.>
We now have a room filled with fire and webs and demons and half of everything we own is on fire foreverCan we make, like, placards of this and post it on the thread so everyone browsing the Community Games board can see what this thread is like in brief? Because this so perfectly epitomizes Drunk Fortress. Well done.
Only twenty five people died, evicerated in gruesome ways by doves from hell.
Half the fortress is filling with magma
Half of whats left is filling with water
I henceforth declare this turn a success.
Thank you, good sir. If people feel the same, then maybe we could put it somewhere in the OP or something. Or maybe on the trope page, I dunno.We now have a room filled with fire and webs and demons and half of everything we own is on fire foreverCan we make, like, placards of this and post it on the thread so everyone browsing the Community Games board can see what this thread is like in brief? Because this so perfectly epitomizes Drunk Fortress. Well done.
Only twenty five people died, evicerated in gruesome ways by doves from hell.
Half the fortress is filling with magma
Half of whats left is filling with water
I henceforth declare this turn a success.
I am taking a turn now. You know the drill, you love it.FLOW, MY TEARS
No picks? how many iron do we
oh you dont have an office
well good luck with that im busy
Hmm?Is that how you refer to the various wooden dongs?
These last few turns have raised my interest
Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!
My doves... my beautiful doves...Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!
Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.
Something something etcSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I dunno, that's only enough for a tired, hungry version of Scruffy. He should probably pick up another bottle of something.Something something etcSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Well that oughta do it!
Erm. Should I use Taupe's save or is there a more recent (pre-crash) one from Vyro?I unfortunately didn't find Vyro's save, if he was able to get one. If you're ready to roll now, just use Taupe's--let us know if crashes are an issue.
Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
I think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
I like how everybody here is more concerned with the food than the humping. Very enlightening... :PI think it involved food. Turnips and meatloaf (or turnip meatloaf, idunno) and possibly other things.Ahh. Delicious swede. TRurnip. Something.I am trying to understand what he was trying to communicate with this jumble of word vomit.
some moose meatloaf too
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this offWe don't fight them. We store them. That's why it's a demon stockpile.
IS TOO why I overhaul stockpiles! do nor Argue! I overseer now!QuoteMust overhaul stockpiles, yup!This right here is why you do not overhaul my stockpiles.
Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, you probably are rather flammable, soaked with booze as you are. ^-^Spontaneous Drunkustion
Note to self: keep derpdragons away from the booze stockpile.What about herpdragons?
Oh, how I long for the day when I can participate in this once more... at least I've been playing some regular, sober DF to practice.From what I noticed, being drunk makes people better at what really matters. Sure we stop caring aboit survival and food and weapons, but our unburdened brain, albeit working at reduced capacity, can fully focus on the real task: Dongs and tacos and petting zoos.
Come arise thread awesome!I think this embark/world is pretty much dead, judging from the save playability. I would not be against a new world spawn (and obviously a new embark).
Has anyone here remade the world already into something more... playable? I will be having minor drinking opportunities in the near future and it would be wrong to waste them.
This place is great. :D
Dooorknob fairy gacve moi:The fuck?
I believe we may have read the anecdotes of one who got an embarrassing tattoo while drunk.
ATTENTION MOTHERF-Welcome back! Where did you move to exactly?
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified ;)
He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DATTENTION MOTHERF-Welcome back! Where did you move to exactly?
I mean uh, sorry I've been away from the thread so long, guys. Got back to Canada and had to sort out where to live, and try to get a new job, and
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THEY HAVE PIZZA HERE
etc.
I'll likely be doing a Drunk Fortress turn later today. My ladyfriend will be present, but don't worry, she'll be drunk too so I don't get disqualified ;)
He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
Don't you tell me what you mean! IIIII tell YOUUUUU what you mean!He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
Saskatchewan, breadbasket of the world, the second-flattest place on Earth (first is Manitoba, a province over) and home of the perpetual, salient "dude which of these piles of snow has my car under it?"He moved to Japan, so his last posts were all from there. He is ostensibly Canadian, and has returned to Canada after his Japan excursion :DI meant it more like ''Which part of Canada''.
RAWR RAWR none of this miaskles any sense!!!Successful turn, abridged.
I read haylf a page and gav3eve up.
Probably took alfasl a day hovfaff woekAADDAFADSF AND DRANnk 56 of those 16 oz frozggaserasera Grolsahsh (grolsh(=) bottles of goodness.
So maybe I can download whereerveavase the last turn was and maket htasd the isas gha FORTRESS!!!@Q
I can barely dorf while sober, I can't imagine doing it drunk.Its easy. Once you stop caring about 90 percent of the things you should be doing, you can really focus on that 10 percent left.
We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?rofl
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.
As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.Very much agreed.
???
Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.
I'm going in guys, cover me!You're covered!
Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.I laughed harder than I should at this :P
What, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
Not personally, no. Still have both hands :Dнузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.I laughed harder than I should at this :PWhat, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.
I had a skeletal dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter, I didn't have a dragon.I'm speechless.
I had airtight-ified the front gate, so he tried to swim in through the volcano. I'm guessing that this was permissable for the AI since skeletons don't need to breathe, but while dragon skin is fireproof, dragon bone is apparently not magma-proof. So I ended up with most of a dragon skeleton at the bottom of the volcano. Those bones never did melt...
now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
For Drunk Science. For Dwarf Science. For Both because they are the same thing!Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones....That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.
*Camulus enters, plopping down the schematics of a timey-wimey machine thingy*Somebody get this guy a fuckin' medal.
Free drinks.....
*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*Unless it's garnierite, what's the point.
You did say metal, right?
*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*
You did say metal, right?
Anyone got dibs on tonight? If not, I've got a 750ml bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountain Dew, and a curiosity on how well the two will mix together. Also, most of a cold pizza.You got dis--let your curiosity be satisfied, friend!
Fuck. The game crashed.
Well, I'm out of booze, sobering up, and lost my progress. Meh. Sorry about the lack of fun, guys.
I think I've been eriaine do loood. fuck. blarhg.It's amazing how close you are to having typed that out correctly, and yet it still looks completely incomprehensible. I'm impressed.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186)
Then get drinking and get playing. It crashed on my turn and I couldn't put up a save, so you're going to have to go back to where Vyro left off.
Good luck!http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11186)
The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
Hmm. How to prove my identity... Oh, I know! I'll take a turn of Drunk Fortress!The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Shall the Usurper raise to the challenge? Will the Besotten triumph? Tune in next time for the chilling conclusion of Shoruke vs. Shoruke!Hmm. How to prove my identity... Oh, I know! I'll take a turn of Drunk Fortress!The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.Who the hell does THIS guy think he even is? Shoruke or something? ::) Pfft, what a clown. Everybody knows I am Shoruke.
...On... Monday, probably! Maybe.
Now, serious question... how the fuck do you open Sunny D...
You fools, we are ALL Shoruke.
Join us...become one withMother RussiaThe Shorukening.
Also, nine more Shorukes.
The poll needs a "well, it's as safe as any OTHER fortress, at least..." option. For people who aren't me, anyway.
(http://puu.sh/kZfKk/289c1fa58f.png)
Werephant Vampire Shork Clone Wars: Episode I
I've never been to the community board before, and now I don't know why! Are you still accepting signups for a turn? If so, sign me up!Signup?
Now, time to go read this thread :)
Organization?I've never been to the community board before, and now I don't know why! Are you still accepting signups for a turn? If so, sign me up!Signup?
Now, time to go read this thread :)
I don't think you fully understand the level of organisation we operate on.
EDIT:Looks like the save is corrupt. Shoruke, any chance you could resave/repost?NVM, figured it out. Here I go!
It seems there's a tradition around the name 'shork,' so I named them all 'wintershork,' after the season they didn't arrive in.
I'm underage, but I'll be getting my wisdom teeth taken out this year and I don't want to pass up this opportunity. ;) Would that count, or is it the same as the sleep deprivation discussion I remember from a couple years ago? Also PTW and I have a lot to catch up on :P
Pass me the ball then, i'll taek it now good sir
Why are there symbols of Chaos all over the fort?
"Sometimes I need a drink, but I can control myself."Rofl! What a cool thing for him to say.
I'll probably take a turn on Wednesday evening.That ranks high on the list of awesome things I'll sadly never have time for.
My mentioning it now is in no way an advertisement for this tandem Civilization forum game and D&D 5e campaign (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153953.0) I just announced that is currently taking applications, I'm making this post SOLELY to announce my possible upcoming Drunk Fortress turn. Just wanted to be clear about that.
#ShamelessSelfPromotion
#ShorkIsLegion
Not even the Civilization game? It's play-by-post, you'd basically need to spend a few minutes once every three days...I'll probably take a turn on Wednesday evening.That ranks high on the list of awesome things I'll sadly never have time for.
My mentioning it now is in no way an advertisement for this tandem Civilization forum game and D&D 5e campaign (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153953.0) I just announced that is currently taking applications, I'm making this post SOLELY to announce my possible upcoming Drunk Fortress turn. Just wanted to be clear about that.
#ShamelessSelfPromotion
#ShorkIsLegion
(http://i.imgur.com/y3hTWnZ.png)
I'm guessing it's too late now, though.Right!
Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
Take a turn!
Looking forward to new confusing version for Drunk Fortress !!FUN!!
There's ''I'm passing out'' drunk. There's ''I'm wasted and very motivated so I'll take a turn'' drunk.That's pretty drunk.
And then there's the kind of weird drunk where you crash a party, loot two bottles of booze and two complete restaurant meals, pretend to be a hobo to spy on people, and THEN the city cops invite you to their Christmas party because you are wearing a red suit and a miniskirt. As a dude.
22:30 Starting to get drunk. My internets connection is bad, if it doesn't work i'll just save my drunken notes and i'll post the save and notes and pics later.
22:45 Huh, this is slow... i need to drink more
23:04 ok, i'm getting buzzed. opening save, let's see what there is (i will probably be shocked and dapalled but that's just because i'm not drunk enough)
Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.
I'd say, put the thread on your bookmark bar. You'll instinctively end up clicking it every now and then when procrastination or boredim kicks in.Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....
Is kamin dead?
A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.
I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.
Any suggestions for thread updates?
Tempting..Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.
Well, atleast we have KILLED a few militias. Our own ones that is. I suppose that means that we must have set them up at some point tooTempting..Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.
So I had this dream where all the players of Drunkfort accidentally met at my grandmother's house for various reasons (mostly we were trying to stop a crime syndicate ruled by the elderly). People tried to set up the greatest turn ever but we were so drunk and In a dream, nobody really remembered what Dwarf fortress was, so we just passed out.
Scruffy, you were Daredevil.
Hmm..
The next update will most likely be released tomorrow so it will most likely be out in time for Shork's turn.
Still, it is most likely compatible with saves from this version and I'm kind of itching to play.
On the other hand, letting Shoruke take a turn first would most likely lead to interesting things too. Watching Shoruke learn the art of drunken tavern building and seeing what he manages to create. Hmm.. Choices
Edit: Dorf tidbit: DF dwarvish language doesn't have a word for "sober"
I kind of want to start up Tavern Mode, but I'm holding off to get the full I'm Drunk And Don't Know What I'm Doing, Please Send Help experience :PAww. Already generated a custom world and was about to start playing. Okay then, I'll delay playing and take a turn sometime later
Start up adventure mode and go tavern crawling.The World's End but with dwarves and elven infiltrators.
Checked the new world out using legend viewer (to make sure that we don't run out of dorfs. No fear of that it seems)
Our current king appears to be a female wrestler with 18 kids and dreams of immortality. The previous kings rarely survived more than a year. 3 years, 3 kings
Also, we appear to have a god of murder. Atleast we now know for whom to dedicate our temples.
There is an elf civ that used to be led by various moose men and ofcourse dorfs are dorfs and appear to have written alot of useless manuals on varius trivial subjectsSpoiler (click to show/hide)
The tavern release has finally been blessed by drunken sacrifice. All hail the initiator!
Edit: You know what? Scratch that. I'll just take aside a smaller carboy of cider and skip carbonation and aging and pretend it's scrumpy. It tastes pretty good and I would have bottled it soon anyway. The only thing I was waiting for was for it to clear a bit more before bottling and carbonation
Hmm.. I need something to pour it into..
Yaaah but do it for the circus of midnight pyrophiles,, they demand blood as their minds savor the thought of dwarves battling three headed lions while completely and utterly schlosched.Well said Camulus and for that reason I shall do as you say and drink
Within the right arm of Ursit: A book detailing the finer points of air inhalation into the sentient body.
The left hand holds a mighty steel axe, gloried by the blood of the unworthy, the scorned, their souls no more.
Armok rewards those that spill blood whenever it is required.
Armok revels in the chaotic void brought on by the existence of itself imploding upon it's very being.
Armok demands that we drink.
Thus, mortals: We must obey.
..insane. Our only skilled dorf is insaneThaaaat's Drunkfort! :)
Clearly we need a 3-year-anniversary turn. o3o
So it can be drunk fortress both in and out of the game, yesss.Next step, a cyberdwarf system in the tavern so that the dwarves can have a turn.
Are you sure you want the dwarves to be playing with themselves? o3o
I should eventually. Maybe tonight. @_@M'wahahah
If I am trusted enough to do so, I would like to put myself forward for the position of overseer. You will see on my CV that I am well schooled on burning to death in magma and tunnelling two fellas into the earth to survive the oncoming rampage of fiery death....You're hired. When can you start?
Doubly hired.If I am trusted enough to do so, I would like to put myself forward for the position of overseer. You will see on my CV that I am well schooled on burning to death in magma and tunnelling two fellas into the earth to survive the oncoming rampage of fiery death....You're hired. When can you start?
Sorry to disappear on you guys, made a bit of a tactical error. Was under the impression I was on the dry-heaves but my stomach found something else to throw up, probably a lung that migrated southwards.I'll look forward to reading about it.
Then it was morning, and my manager has this thing where he expects me to turn up sometimes. Either way, it was a whole thing, downloading the save now and chugging three beers and a stir-fry as fast as I can manage. Will start playing within the hour, if conscious.
Not meaning to soud peesimistic, but I am only a few minues of unpaused time in and everythig is going horribly wrong.
Not meaning to soud peesimistic, but I am only a few minues of unpaused time in and everythig is going horribly wrong.
That's how you know it's working.
At least you can still see that things are going wrong, instead of being on the "What the fuck are these multicolored blips hurting my eyes and why is the big red blip swallowing them" level of consciousness.
BLITZKRIG I'M IN THE ARRDENNES
... it's all ben saved and life is good, so don't panic, pleaseede.
It@s all udner control.
You may panic now. o3o...Says one of the seven resident random dragon.
¿Que? ;w;Oh we just have a surprising amount of you at the moment.
As in I've been dorfed repeatedly, or just that I'm too regular a poster on here? o3oWe have maby dorfed versions of you. More than we have... Shorukes...
You put a corpse stockpile in the library? :oIt's for studying.
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP.
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP.
...Eh, I could do worse.
(/me leaves the internet forever before terrible ShorKamin hentaifics become a thing)
No, dude, the elf jewelry means the wearer has killed an elf and made a trophy from its corpse. So literally the opposite of what you thought.Well he's one kind of elf lover.
ExactlyNo, dude, the elf jewelry means the wearer has killed an elf and made a trophy from its corpse. So literally the opposite of what you thought.Well he's one kind of elf lover.
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.
Dooo iiit. o3o
There can only be more magma, with more turns of Drunk Fortress.
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
M'okay, I admit that that was a bit too high a quality level for one of our dorfs.i may just take a turn tonight. not sure.Do it!
Do it for «☼Urist☼»!
You mean !!Urist!!
Also having a Quadrupel Trappist beer.La Trappe Quadrupel? A pretty good choice.
Also having a Quadrupel Trappist beer.La Trappe Quadrupel? A pretty good choice.
We have a goblin poledancer. Huehuehue.
Hmm.. A polegoblinWe have a goblin poledancer. Huehuehue.
A sexy, sexy goblin poledan- NO !
The Naryar strikes the Goblin Poledancer in the head with his right fist, and the part is cloven asunder !
...Omae wa mou shindeiru... Must... remember... goblins are enemies... kill them... kill...
you mean a female goblin prostitute surely ? goddamn racial mixity goblins, corrupting our dwarves !Well, she did petition to be allowed to settle in the fortress for the purpose of "entertaining the inhabitants"
Drunk Fortress: Exotic Goblin Pole-Dame editionKamin, we got a new thread title.
Oh wow those musucal styles are kinda weird and awesome. The world generates a use and interpretation of sound from scratch, totally alien from what we are using... It's really cool to look at!
Plus, it gave us some classics such as ''EXECUTION!''
From what we can interpret, it goes like this:
A dwarf stands up, start screaming :
'' E! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ... ''
''PTE!... RO! ... DAC!... TYL!....''
''TAN!... TRUM!... SPY! ... RAL!!!...''
''JE! ... WEL' ... CUT! ... TUR!...''
''EX! ... XE! ... CU! ... TION! ...''
Meanwhile, other dwarves may join as well by yelling over the main singer, drowning the main song eith equally ninsensical words, as long as they also yell execution here and then and they follownthe very simple rhytm. Then everyone take a deep breath and repeat thensame thjng with less and less enthusiam until the general interest dies.
Truly, RNG has nailed dwarven public singing on this one.
A warm christmas down here in Texas is sad but not expected.Its fifty degree celscius higher than it should be. Im walking around with a t-shirt way north at mt parents' place. Life no longer makes sense.
Warm christmas up in Quebec? It is terrifying.
*Meanwhile in Saskatchewan, it's so cold that my car's windshield freezes twice: inside and outside*
...Can someone send me some warms? kthx
I took down the lights in a T-shirt, this isn't right.Oh right I knew I forgot something, is it too late to put a tree up? XD
No, never.I took down the lights in a T-shirt, this isn't right.Oh right I knew I forgot something, is it too late to put a tree up? XD
We have snow too!Apparently snow is in the forecast for me. Next week.
Nix that, it snowed during the evening while I was asleep.
might see about taking a turn tonight, or tomorrow.*poke*
(http://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz27/Chaosvolt/Drunk%20Fortress%206/image%2018_zpsx02gvsxr.png)Wait, 27 Nobles/Admins and 11 Fishery Workers compared to around 3-4 dorfs per job doing all the actually useful dorfery?
Yeah. We have way too many bards, scholars, etc. I was trying to engineer a way to purge them. Finish my opus magnum, the retractable bridge next to the second trade depot, built over the volcano. o3oFinally someone is going to use that depot for its intended purpose. Burning elves.
someone removed all of our unform plans. now we only have "dakka" dorfs so only marksdorfs, no melee... damn it!
can't be bothered to attempt to fix it. No more melee dorfs it seems. Damn it random_dragon
Drims in the deerp
And the Golden Wrex Aware goes to...There were just too many Goblins and not enough drunken readmes about what all the levers do.
We can no get out.
The end comes soon.
We hear drims,Quote from: BogwedgleDrims in the deerp
This is a copper toy drum. All craftsdrunkship is of the deepest quality.
I'm almost tempted to attempt reclaiming this hole in the dirt but I suppose that people want a new fortress soon
Eh, I can't get really drunk. Too bad, but... I'll take a turn some other time.A shame
I am sad. No e-mail notifications.Eh?
Lay the news on me so I can get this badboy updated properly. :D
I think it's time for another fort. I BELIEVE IN US!Drims in the deerp
Also, loving the new faces--welcome, to one and all. Great turn, Bogwedgle.
Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
Drunkception?Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?Yup, this friday will be martini friday.Nothing goes well with martinis.
Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)
Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?
I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment :DI'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
use 42.05If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment :DI'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?You crazy son of a bitch
no seriously guise i can't load the save help
Now what goes well with martini...More martinis, duh
Silly Kamin, what goes with martinis is more martinis!Oh, someone beat me to the punch on my line. I didn't notice because my URL for "new" directed me to the previous page of posts >_>
ShorukeeeeeeeI've played enough Metal Gear to guess that I am not actually fine
[...]
I'm sure he'll be fine
Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2cMHwo3nAU)
Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2cMHwo3nAU)
The bridge raises to block the wall hole dude. Lever is in the entrance corridor.
oh fuck, the entrance has a bridge
how the effff am I gonna glcoes it when i Need to?
Did you notice that the vomit monster was bitten to death?
Did you notice that the vomit monster was bitten to death?
can i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
No dorf are Ye!sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
No worries.sorry i dont drinkcan i possibly be dorfed?Take a turn and you can dorf yourself (One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us.)
*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*
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*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*For this, I shall put you in the Dorf List on the OP.
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We should have a Happy Birthday poll, where both/all options wish Yoink a happy birthday. :PAww, happy birthday, man! Wishing you a fantastic day, or week, or year, or however long you wanna drag it all out :D
*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*You should have seen the few turns after I visited the Japanese Penis Festival (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri) last year.
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Urist McStarship or somethingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Just ignore the turrets
It could do with a computer upgrade
On the other news, got bored and decided to create something dwarfy in Wayward Terran FrontierUrist McStarship or somethingSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Just ignore the turrets
EditEdit: I dub thee Dorfship Alpha
Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake! :DGET CRUNK M8T
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!
Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake! :D
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!
i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person
i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person
Drunk. Too druk infact. Won't be taking a turn tonight.
Tookpaft in a beertasting event (gypsy beer froma small Company) andbeeen drinking after tha
Funtimes.mdorfdorf
I'm going to try and have a turn today, for real this time. And yes Shork, I think you're right about starting earlier.A true dorf are ye.
20:52 Right now i'm slightly buzzed. Had about two bottles of strong beer but it was over 3 hours so it's not enough.If I could sent you a shot or two of my vodka stash over TCP/IP, I would do so. Alas.
Must get drunk more.
21:17 Still haven't drunk more. I need to solve that !
ugh, too late. doesn't work. sorry.
Hurr, can't drink. Well, too bad. Let's do that later.This guy has a drinking problem. We need to send him to not-Dwarfy-enough rehab.
Yep, this thread has now become my personal drink log and dorfed be anyone who claims otherwise.Pfffft, I ain't even mad, go ahead.
you didn't die, just got knocked out, maybe some brain damage but I'm sure no-one will notice.Yep, this thread has now become my personal drink log and dorfed be anyone who claims otherwise.Pfffft, I ain't even mad, go ahead.
(I think I'm already dorfed anyway. Died in a mining accident or something)
Nah, dorfs don't get brain damage, all the alcohol cushions em'.Brain?
I'll likely take a turn today or tomorrow, prepare yourselvesSorry bud. I'll be done in a few hours. Otherwise feel free to start a turn and ignore mine.
Bog, if you want to start a turn feel free to do so and just ignore this
You can't expect a lazy fuck like me to go over each word of that individually, do you? I ran it through a translator and...Shoruke mined the final block
shoruke MINE LAST kastar
FALL ROCK STRIKE shoruke ser nekik-lam FLOOR shoruke zust shoruke BLOODY shàmman-oth shoruke durad shoruke BRAIN arôl-salul-sut shoruke im-shadmal
so basically, rocks fall blood ouch Shoruke Shoruke Shoruke
Dwarven poetry at it's finest :D
That would explain why the translator couldn't make it intelligible for me :PYou can't expect a lazy fuck like me to go over each word of that individually, do you? I ran it through a translator and...Shoruke mined the final block
shoruke MINE LAST kastar
FALL ROCK STRIKE shoruke ser nekik-lam FLOOR shoruke zust shoruke BLOODY shàmman-oth shoruke durad shoruke BRAIN arôl-salul-sut shoruke im-shadmal
so basically, rocks fall blood ouch Shoruke Shoruke Shoruke
Dwarven poetry at it's finest :D
falling rock struck shorukes head
the cold stone floor was shorukes bed
Shorukes blood matted Shorukes beard
Shorukes brain was bruised
Shoruke is ever confused
so, I only need to be drunk to do a turn? No previous permission? I will probably make a turn tomorrowOnce you are drunk enough not to care whether you have a permission or not you are most likely in a proper condition for taking a turn.
I considered taking a turn today, but I'm meeting up with a classmate to do homework tomorrow morning.
On a Saturday.
During holidays.
The thing that makes me need a drink, precludes me from having one. Argh.
This, so much this.so, I only need to be drunk to do a turn? No previous permission? I will probably make a turn tomorrowOnce you are drunk enough not to care whether you have a permission or not you are most likely in a proper condition for taking a turn.
First drunk, first served
[11:37] Ok, save downloaded. Not opened. Time to prepare for the feast. I should come back and start in a few hoursDid you get so drunk you forgot to take your turn?
[11:37] Ok, save downloaded. Not opened. Time to prepare for the feast. I should come back and start in a few hoursDid you get so drunk you forgot to take your turn?
edit ignore me I misread your post.
I think I downloaded the wrong save. I eill look for the proper save now. I hope you guys are not in a hurry for a real update
http://imgur.com/ExbXERHHey! The wells are working!
I don't know why even more. I mean, I tough the only acess was trough the 3x3 saircase. And it has a door before the water. but how the water is getting to the quaters? All tiles I see are solid floor.
I made another metting hall. As soon the dwarves evacuated the area I forbid the doors. I still Dont know were the water is coming from
Wow, my dorf is so boned not even time travel can save me X_X
Wow, my dorf is so boned not even time travel can save me X_X
I find the lack of recent drunken ramblings disturbingWell I've been moving and had no internet and stuff, Hopefully I'll take a turn soon
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
Last time I did that at the liquor store, I got thrown out and had to explain to the police that I'm an internet meme.You mean you don't run around constantly screaming "Shorukeeeeee"?Guy... I haven't drank anything in two months. I accidentally became a responsible and productive person without noticing. This is terrifying...Amen.
This is why you shouldn't go to school.
When April finishes, dffd and the liquor stores won't know what hit 'em.
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
Disclaimer: the above did not actually happen
Also, the 'e' is silent to make the 'u' a long vowel. "Shoruuuuuuuuke"
So it's "Shorook" as opposed to "Shoruké"?
It always seemed vaguely Japanese to me....
bogwedgei volusnteedr
gets his ass lit on fire like a derp
and then jusmp through the (removed) reamp hole instead of runnign for the door
.....gj?
ooh, nope, not gj, he ded
how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more
how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs magma falls at the entrance.how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs moar self-destruct levers.
Needs more enterences falling IN magma(sea)Needs magma falls at the entrance.how little got messed upThat is indeed strange and needs fixing. A more!!FUN!!DRUNK!! compromise to this situation and overly large population can be arranged.
Needs moar self-destruct levers.
OH WEOW this lemur wreks ass
we lsot bobnaov, clvoermagic, kingrudoc, and sakrzul. rip.
here we mroun your passign, may yoru souls rest in peace, and your socks in my dresser.
-Most ridiculously huge turn ever dorfed.-Your poor liver.
Oh yes, Simon Swerwer's Danger room
(http://i.imgur.com/jKblRps.png)
Elven pansies, my flaming demise was much better.(http://i.imgur.com/jKblRps.png)
I like how deadpan that comes out.
"Oh. Oh dears. Oh no, oh, argh. I appear to have burst aflame and am, at this current moment, being mildly inconvenienced by a burning sensation. Please, at your earliest convenience, hand me my bottle of salve, that I m-"
*ded*
X_X
"I appear to have burst into flame."
My "I know this one from the CDDA forums" senses are tingling. o.oI'll just google this out of curios-- holy shit thus looks awesome.
I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
That wont work. People don't decide to kill all elves, or dwarves, or the whole universe. It just happens.I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
Even more reasons to get elfed instead of dorfed. I'll be delicious and fruity, and most likely an archer, because elf XD so I actually might survive a little bit...untill someone decides to kill all elves :P
Speak for yourself, last time I consciously decided to wreak armageddon upon Drunk Fortress it was a hoot.That wont work. People don't decide to kill all elves, or dwarves, or the whole universe. It just happens.I'm...fairly certain you can rename then if they petition to become citzens at least. But then again, being elfed instead of dorfed makes one more delicious. XP
Even more reasons to get elfed instead of dorfed. I'll be delicious and fruity, and most likely an archer, because elf XD so I actually might survive a little bit...untill someone decides to kill all elves :P
Especially when it's your turn, If I recall correctly, right, Taupe? I vividly remember several succession forts with dwarf-genocide in your turns :P And there were always only a few survivors, so the carnage can go on...so much !!FUN!!Lies.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort. And no-one actually Died during my last turn, only one minor cavern collapse.Especially when it's your turn, If I recall correctly, right, Taupe? I vividly remember several succession forts with dwarf-genocide in your turns :P And there were always only a few survivors, so the carnage can go on...so much !!FUN!!Lies.
Doomforests had like three survivors if we include babies and people in a coma. That's more than the acting number of presidents in most countries. Whisperwhip never dropped below ten dwarves at any point. Clobbermoutain died on the second of granite. I handed over the save on the first. Immortalitytowers had no non-blind withnesses to pin the blame on me, and my project to unleash FB on the surface totally worked.
Im a great overseer.
Kind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Goblen of TroyKind of like the Trojan war but, you know, with goblins.
Basically all of the bards survived when the goblins came to get their pole dancer back last fort.
Helen of Gobbo.
Urist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.
Kobbo, their picks uncoveredUrist and Gobbos at Drunkfortress. Armok, when the dorfs fell.
Madness, that fort clearly needed some moar kobold too.
Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
I HAVE NO IDEAHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Look within your heart, there you shall find the answers which you seek.I HAVE NO IDEAHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
Has anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONS
Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
There was a prize, but I ate it. :V
I can give you...Mh...
Over in Doomforest, didn't we figure out that we're all Smunstu (goblin ex-captive, now Minister)?
That begs the question...Is Shoruke Smunstu?
Where's my prize for figuring that one out?
There was a prize, but I ate it. :V
Someone bring me my ☼Obsidian Longsword☼, I need to gut someone >:3
Good thing I'm german, I take it :PHang on, i can't give it to you in any way, shape, or form.
You're in luck, Random, you will not meet my Sword today!
YesHas anyone noticed that in the poll, 22 people (including me) said that they were shoruke. Did the real shoruke even vote? What does the poll mean? SO MANY QUESTIONSAt heart, aren't we All shoruke?
However, may i add, i'm not sure how zero managed to eat it. The prize was a silver trophy, which was shaped like a cake.Although it was a pretty sweet hammer, I was hoping for pictures of the trophycake TBH :P
[...]
Ps, if enough people ask me, i will post a picture of the hammer on imgur. No, seriouslay, i actually made it.
And also maybe a poll that says "Are you Shoruke?"
> yes
> no
> I have no idea what that even means
> I am Shoruke
4. I am the old and the new, the alpha and the omega.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Me? I'm the dude... So that's what you call me.
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of hangovers, I will fear no drink mixing: for dorfs art with me; thy dwarven ale and thy sewer brew they comfort me.
Looks Scruffy's turn was the last save?That poll is rather ..old
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
What version is this in? Is that what this old/new poll is about?
Looks Scruffy's turn was the last save?That poll is so old that that poll is now about itself.
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11848
What version is this in? Is that what this old/new poll is about?
He did say he had become engaged or something a while back... I very much hope he didn't have his head bitten off on his wedding night. :-XFun fact, praying mantises get their heads bitten off during sex because they have two separate nervous systems, and the one controlling the hum, business... cannot work properly as long as the primary brain-based one is online.
It's actually a very interesting evolutionary trait, biting off the head of the male ensures that the females offspring will have no competitors with her chosen mates genes, which means the female who gets to the strongest male first not only ensures that her genes are passed on in the best possible way but also that no other female can have the same advantage. Also the male gives the female the extra advantage of being well fed for the difficult process of laying the eggs. It also accounts for why it is far more common in a high-stress or low-food environments, as it gives the females offspring a much better chance of survival, which is all the more important in an environment where they will struggle more than usual.He did say he had become engaged or something a while back... I very much hope he didn't have his head bitten off on his wedding night. :-XFun fact, praying mantises get their heads bitten off during sex because they have two separate nervous systems, and the one controlling the hum, business... cannot work properly as long as the primary brain-based one is online.
Good job, evolution.
Anyone know how to summon our Patron Mantislord and Guardian of the Polls, Kamin?
I tried PMing him, but he hasn't responded.
Mantis? Mantis, respond!
Mantis!?
Maaaaaaantiiiiiiiiis-!
(according to his profile, he was last active on March 10th. Maybe he went into hibernation. You know, for the spring.)
We must do the mantis dance. It's like a rain dance, except it summons a mantis.
And no it does not involve biting off heads nor anything leading up to that. o3o
We must do the mantis dance. It's like a rain dance, except it summons a mantis.
And no it does not involve biting off heads nor anything leading up to that. o3o
I think the turns so far for this have been
update me so I can update the OP. <3
Yesss. Wait, when was the last time I even did one? I should get more booze. :Vwaiiit, I'm sure you've done one this fortress. Hmm
Congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.May you and yours forever have high framerates and low ping.
-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
No, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
We are Shorg. We will add your prinnies and alcoholic products to our own. Your liver will adapt to service us. You will be intoxicated. Resistance is futileNo, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.-- i asked about what the poll meant --You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
I am always astounded by how well-written the Drunken Poets be. May the alcohol content be ever in our favor.Congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.May you and yours forever have high framerates and low ping.
Posting to watch, this is quite possibly the most inspirational thread I've ever seen. Hopefully I'll take a turn in a few months, once I hit that pesky drinking age.Good luck! I look forward to it. :D
I'm probably too tired and unprepared to take a turn right now.Tired and unprepared is the Drunk Fortress way.
-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.
-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.
Clover liiiives!
I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.
This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.
There was one about swiching to the new build. Beig Shoruke was an option rather than the focus.I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.
This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.
We've all been Shoruke for at least three polls, I think. o3o
What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.You are right this is beautiful... so beautiful...
It's like a stairway to Shoruke.
What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.Yes. Descending
It's like a stairway to Shoruke.
donje sleepytimewAre you alive?
donje sleepytimewAre you alive?
Don't seem like it. I'm 99% percent sure you said everything was on fire, not that it was particularly clear if you were speaking the English language.
Clover's back! Welcome back Clover!
Got a question. Whatever happened to the PDF that Scruffy was supposed to be working on? The link on the front page is broke .I wanted to get rid of that humiliatingly badly made pdf soon after creating it so I removed it from DFFD a LONG time ago.
What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
What I want to know is... what happened to the wasp.He was just using Clover's computer to vote "I am Shoruke".
Put some pollen and a smartphone in an air vent or something, there'll be a billion of me in a day.
Also, finals are FINALLY OVER!
It is DONE,
it is OVER,
holy SHIT,
I'll take a turn when I feel like it. Sometime in the next seven days probably.
What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?I think the legality of that would vary from country to country (taking both your birth country and destination country into account, in some cases).
What about taking a turn in a country with a lower drinking age?Technically if you are a US citizen and you do something in a foreign country that is illegal in the US (say, drinking at 17 years of age) you can be tried for and convicted of that crime when you return to the US, even if it was legal in the country you were in at the time.
I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Try to do a physics exam on it then say that again.I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
I mean, I don't need my Full Cognitive function to play dwarf fortress, It isn't That hard.Try to do a physics exam on it then say that again.I just got out of a wisdom tooth removal surgery, if I wanted to take a turn while I was on the painkillers - vicodin - would that be cool? My mouth is still completely numb so I am not on it quite yet, but I will be soon.
I think Kamin gets the last say on this stuff, but basically if it's not something you can chug to stay drunk and/or get increasingly drunk, it doesn't qualify you for Drunk Fortress.
Actually, nevermind. Being on it for a little bit as the numbness wears off has lead me to the conclusion that I feel completely normal.
cant you just pump water over everburning objects?Well, we DO have that floored over well project that would flood the dininghall and everything below if the floors were removed or the lever pulled.
Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, that perma-burning scroll in the staircase is annoying. It won't burn out like everything else on fire did, so it just sits there on fire. Forever.
Someone should strap the perma-burning scroll to a chain and use it as a weapon.
Someone should strap the perma-burning scroll to a chain and use it as a weapon.
So.... Is this still accepting turns? :D
So.... Is this still accepting turns? :D
Ja. If no one's all like "gonna get drunk now" then it's pretty much first drunk, first serve.
Whomever allowed those fat dancing sacks of Elf crap pollute our fortress is dead to me.
Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
Only if the doors are even unforbidden.Can't we just do the sensible thing and forbid the tavern doors and pull the lever?But then or dorfs will have to Touch their bodies at some point. The obvious solution is magma.
The obvious solution is magma.
About fat elf dancers (eww !):Perhaps we need to relocate the tavern a bit ..deeper. There is that nice little open area above the magmapipe. Then it will be a simple matter of deconstructing the floor that supports the tavern and letting it fall in or perhaps just pump it full of magmaThe obvious solution is magma.
Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?You're both wrong, it's a heart, we've been mining inside a sleeping supertitan.Wait... what if we just...A drunken little magmafish with a black eye
flip...
this thing...
omg...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
You know what DF needs?Oh, you mean the local forge...
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
(http://i.imgur.com/JmEAjPo.png)You know what DF needs?Oh, you mean the local forge...
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze
And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?
The liver, clearly.
With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.
Like a drunk zombie.
"Brewing grains.. how does that make you feel? "Like a drunk zombie.
"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew."Brewing grains.. how does that make you feel? "Like a drunk zombie.
"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something
ala Return of the living dead
Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.
The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
My ladyfriend and I are playing through Tales of Zestiria again. I'm not available to take a Drunk Fort turn for the next week at least, but when I do, someone remind me to try and recreate The Single Most Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Ever.Spoiler: big-ass images (click to show/hide)
Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?
The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.
Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing* :-X
We need to drown the damned ponies in magma and booze, clearly.Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.We are not otherkin enough, not appraiser of fine children's cartoons enough. *scutters off sobbing* :-X
I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.I'm tempted to sig this.
I want to play Drunk Fortress, but I'm just not in a drinky mood.
It's a pickle.
I'm tempted to sig this.Interesting.
Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
Do I really even want to know what a dwarven succubus would look like?Interesting.
One is tempted to play, the other is tempted to sig, many are tempted to read more turns and I'm tempted to drink.
Let's just cut the act and call ourselves what we really are, the !!Temptation Fortress!!
inb4 Scruffy's turn is a collaboration with the Succubus Fortress from somewhere else on this board
mods ahoy
..A keg of booze with a beard on it?
Just drank some Dorf (beer)Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Are we doing phrasing again? Because it sounds like we are doing phrasing againJust drank some Dorf (beer)Dude. Do you want Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing?
Because that's how you get Archer to show up and warn you about phrasing.
If ever we need a poster for this thread, I nominate that picture. That was pricelessAlthough I'm not very familiar with the show, other than simply knowing the picture is from Archer, I really, really like what's been done to it. A lot.
:D
0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Bah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)
0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Now Thet is more like it.0/10 looks like it was designed sober to meBah. Too finicky0/10 not enough magmaSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Derp. Clearly the answer is instead to mod fireworks into the game. :VAnd on that fateful day many fortresses burned to the ground, driving the entire dorfish race to the brink of extinction.
Since that implies they made their forts out of flammable materials, that proves they were not proper dwarves.No, they were filled with crap stolen from elven caravans.
You're supposed to decorate them and sell them back to the elves, so that's still undwarvenly.So, you know, everything that burns.
Okay, except the wood and cloth. And the stuff you can brew.
Anybody willing to destroy the Canadian flag and erect a new one this 4th of July? I don't think there could be any more patriotic statement, personally.
i like ur ovaries lolololo
y'all're gon' need moar graves
Yesss, just find the last save, say you're doing a turn, and chuuuug.
How many people still play? Any of the people from early on? Wrex, clover, etc?Clover made an appearance not too long ago, but Wrex has been gone for a while (at least for DrunkFort). A lot of the originals still pop in, and a good number of them are still around and active--take our resident Scruffy, for example.
With the mention of wrex, did he ever fail at NOT extinguishing the fort? All I remember are a bunch of "wrex gets drunk, fortress self-destructs ..."I can't recall him not Wrexing every one. I always wondered if he did it intentionally just so he had an excuse to pass out earlier... :P
Of course, i could always play drunk at my current level of knowledge and see what happens. Lol. Would have to get that OKd tho, and maybe a link to the last saveIf you want my opinion, play the game non-drunk a bit more. Once you're able to make some mid-tier projects (windmills, screw pumps, glass stuff...), then go get rekt by alcohol and see how you do.
Got an ok handle on militaryOkay, you're officially good enough to play Drunk Fortress. Go for it :D
I just figured out manager now. never have yet had an invasion, but maybe I could handle one.
I plan on, if I dont forget, taking a turn saturday night.
any suggestions for how to screenshots? or do u guys just use ms paint?
I just figured out manager now. never have yet had an invasion, but maybe I could handle one.I use lightshot. It's pretty good.
I plan on, if I dont forget, taking a turn saturday night.
any suggestions for how to screenshots? or do u guys just use ms paint?
Got an ok handle on militaryI thought this once. 6 full squads of steel armoured dwarves, I thought "Hey, this should be fine, I can mine adamantine now."
Hi, bay 12 tourist coming through. I have no interest in community games and especially not this one, but I'm just asking...
what's with the poll?
Hi, bay 12 tourist coming through. I have no interest in community games and especially not this one, but I'm just asking...What's wrong with this game eh? You play dwarf fortress but you don't like drunks being idiots and dying constantly? Isn't that a self-contradiction?
what's with the poll?
I gonna give it a try, I don't promise anything
That is still an amusing first attempt, nice. owo
And Urist said: Let there be booze, and lo, there was !!drunkfortress!!
Edit:
From this turn onwards I will always post the death toll every few ingame months. It's hilarious
Hey! Two turns in a short amount of time!
Perhaps I should take a turn sometime soon too
Edit: De kuyper? Eww. For some reason I never liked their products. Well, atleast you have Smirnoff and Everclear
Being less familiar with it just makes the turn better. Wellplayed and skilled turns are no fun. Being in a slightly unfamiliar territory just makes it more interesting and !!FUN!!.Hey! Two turns in a short amount of time!
Perhaps I should take a turn sometime soon too
Edit: De kuyper? Eww. For some reason I never liked their products. Well, atleast you have Smirnoff and Everclear
you definitely should take a turn... but as to me i may be passable, i can get it up on a mayday pack but im far less familiar with it. one look was "ummm, wtf is going on"
trying to find something closer to what i am used to
6:58 - shot of smirnofg. not everclear by a long shot, but the burning is gone after more spritew. also watching linus tech tips and re-watched same video section like, 4 times. drunk = so distraction. oh well! bwahaha. lets go in for another shot!That's the spirit!
OK I will use this for the thread, and re-post the lineup: (oh cool, it started a new page, how convenient)Hey, that's nice. Certainly is better than my pc. (well, it used to be really good but that was years ago back when I could afford it) What frequency is your 6700k running and how's the temperature?
[spoiler]
well, is messy, but is 27" HP ips. is ok, lil washed out, and a 24" asus gaming monitor, idk the specificals. is nice when have therapist, but ^&*$% if i can figure out how to mod that in right now to mine. i say just blah, ill do without i guess. my rig, because I R proud of it... i7 6700k, coolermaster v8 cooler (air, but AWESOME!), gtx 970 (i so want 1080 but cant justify cost, blah), 16gb ddr4 (i cant recal brand atm), 850w evga supernova, a 1tb samsung 850 evo ssd, 2x 1tb 7200 rpm hdds. is nice i think. need a gpu upgrade, but ehhh, mnoney. dwarf fortress only needs cpu baby anyways! yahaha 6700k!
also i figured why my shorts unbuttoned, too tight with button! let unbutton commence!
6:58 - shot of smirnofg. not everclear by a long shot, but the burning is gone after more spritew. also watching linus tech tips and re-watched same video section like, 4 times. drunk = so distraction. oh well! bwahaha. lets go in for another shot!That's the spirit!
Well, spirit when imbiding spirits but that is nitpicking
edit:OK I will use this for the thread, and re-post the lineup: (oh cool, it started a new page, how convenient)Hey, that's nice. Certainly is better than my pc. (well, it used to be really good but that was years ago back when I could afford it) What frequency is your 6700k running and how's the temperature?
[spoiler]
well, is messy, but is 27" HP ips. is ok, lil washed out, and a 24" asus gaming monitor, idk the specificals. is nice when have therapist, but ^&*$% if i can figure out how to mod that in right now to mine. i say just blah, ill do without i guess. my rig, because I R proud of it... i7 6700k, coolermaster v8 cooler (air, but AWESOME!), gtx 970 (i so want 1080 but cant justify cost, blah), 16gb ddr4 (i cant recal brand atm), 850w evga supernova, a 1tb samsung 850 evo ssd, 2x 1tb 7200 rpm hdds. is nice i think. need a gpu upgrade, but ehhh, mnoney. dwarf fortress only needs cpu baby anyways! yahaha 6700k!
also i figured why my shorts unbuttoned, too tight with button! let unbutton commence!
What are you trying to mod in? The Rapist for the current version?
Well, been there and done that (while taking a turn during an older version) Just ignore it. Trying to conjure up a new memory_layout while drunk is not worth it (and atleast I couldn't do it back then) and playing without the rapist will just make the turn more memorable.
Hey, Neptunia games on your desktop! Nep nep, Nep ded. (or atleast during mk2 conquest end)
side not i no longer fele my facdre.This part was brilliant. Bahaha. Definitely worthy of the Memorable Quotes collection in my opinion!
m y chaifr has betrayed me. now i off chair fell to ground and am playing from ground to desk.
There are 33 shorukes now. They are breeding.34
There are 33 shorukes now. They are breeding.34
Oh boy, that was great! :))
I don't have much idea of what was going on, but it was a fun read nonetheless.side not i no longer fele my facdre.This part was brilliant. Bahaha. Definitely worthy of the Memorable Quotes collection in my opinion!
m y chaifr has betrayed me. now i off chair fell to ground and am playing from ground to desk.
Excellent job on your first turn!
dunk fortress
Poll: Should the next fortress / turn be Dunk Fortress: spoiler-free Undertale Memes edition?- yes
X - I am Shoruke
x- It's a beautiful day outside.
x- Birds are singing,
x- Flowers are blooming...
x- on days like these,
x- kids like you...
x- Should be burning in hell.
- I am Shoruke
Dunno when the next time I'll take a turn is, but Ceiling Cat willing, I'll do a pixel art dig designation of Sans when I do.
get dunked on
get dunked on
It was inevitable.
All of them were simply beards who bellowed in crude tones and swilled beerI'm a bit drunk so might take a turn later since I have nothing important to do tomorrow
filw
LNP
filw
LNP
What.
Either I'm not up to date on some acronyms, or you type like you're ready to take a turn :P
Yesss, it begins. o3oIt's been 12 hours, I think he died.
SHORtI feel an ominous chill.
Sorry to ruin your ominious feel. It is short this time around. Too tired for a long turnSHORtI feel an ominous chill.
Yep. Pretty much.Yesss, it begins. o3oIt's been 12 hours, I think he died.
But that's, eh? I don't even want to know
But that's, eh? I don't even want to know
"That's eh" indeed, is that a canadian flag made of magma?
Surely you ought to....you know.... read, instead? :PThe only things Dorfs read are Alcohol content labels.
If you actually read all those codexes from the artifact page, it turns out all of them are just tables of drinks and their alcohol content.That's actually the definition of codex in dorfish.
My god this thread is brilliant.HELLO NEW PERSON
I (or rather, DrunkTait) might have to take a turn at this tomorrow. Planning on getting schloberknockered for the US election, and since it's the last time I'm going to get any parts of drunks outside of family get together for the immediate future.
Before I do, could someone do me a favor and test this save file?
http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip (http://hoalabs.com/forumimages/dftest.zip)
I run linux and had to edit a couple of raws to get it to work for me. For some reason I had to change TIGER_MAN to TIGERMAN and a few others. I left it running and re-saved it. Just want to make sure my modding doesn't break it for everyone else
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYSThat's a memorable quote if ever I saw one
(http://oi64.tinypic.com/2u4n12h.jpg)
OH GOLLY GEE YOU GUISE
I WONDERP IF HE MADE IT
(http://oi66.tinypic.com/2vws2g7.jpg)
I found spiderman and hes' hudge and a douchebag
Ok,I really hope this is what you Have not what you've drunk, because unless your liver was made by the gods themselves you're so very dead right now.
Most of a fifth of 30% vodka, half a fifth of 35% rum, quarter fifth of tequila,
few shots of Good whiskey, quarter handle of Bad whiskey, and about a 3rd of a box of Box whiskey. A bit of fake "Moonshine" in the metal can. Box of pino in the fridge. The mason jar has a failed coffee/burbon infusion made by a friend. Tastes vaguely like eating burning coffee grounds. most of a 5th of Jepson's Malort, which is the worse liquor I have ever had and this is after a lifetime of actively searching for bad liquor.
19:09 Have never seen brown and grey 7's. What does this EVBEN MEAN?Oh, that's just a pool of standard dwarven muck. A combination of mud, silty clay loam, dozens of kinds of blood, vomit, pus, about every kind of booze that has ever been spilled in that dining hall and minor traces of water (eww)
as long as our entire booze supply is under 7/7 urists of water we are never going to run out of booze...Well, you're not wrong, per se...
I really want to take another turn, and actually be productive, but can someone help me (or build me) a modded tileset for the most recent build, as LNP isnt up to date?
also, a humble request that if/when (who am I kidding, WHEN) it all goes down and dies, can we swap backwards to a version compatible with LNP?
You know what? I won't be getting any sleep anyway so might aswell do something unneccessary.
Here:
LazyDrunkard's!!DRUNK FORTRESS!! Pack (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12555)
Lazy and drunken in both name and mentality it contains just bare essentials. Perhaps more later. Use the save below for the next turn or the graphic sets won't work properly
BitterTait's save but compatible with a few graphic sets (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554)
(Since the world was generated in an older version and PyLNP doesn't like tinkering with the raw folders of saves from earlier DF versions and we don't want any more Tiger_man or Toad_giant errors from loading save after someone tried using Phoebus or something)
Edit: Aaand as expected there is already something moderately strange going on with the dwarf tiles. Phoebus is using Mayday's dwarf tiles for some reason. Curses is still as it should be so it shouldn't be a problem. I'll look into it in the morning
Edit: Well, it seems like I made a mistake copying stuff somewhere. Was pretty easily fixed. I blame it on my tiredness. Will upload a fixed version
Or not. Seems like it's just the raws not wanting to play with PyLNP. Standard dwarf faces work as expected but dwarf tiles refuse to change when changing graphic set and need to be manually cleared if you want to, for an example, go from Ironhand to Phoebus. A minor problem
Yuuup, always gotta load the game while sober because save files are bizzitches when drunk
;) :D
This sounds like fun.
Where is the que? I'd like to sign up.
where are the saves then?
Or do I just start my own fort?
Thanks, but I can't play 43.05 until Py updates the Starter Pack.
I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since that last turn I played and I'm still too drunk to deal with this version/LNP/texture pack crap.
Pbbbt. I still tend to regard DF tilesets as fuzzy, ugly heresy. Which is funny because Dwarf Fortress is about the only roguelike I play where I outright prefer ASCII (or in this case, a pseudo-ASCII tileset).
It's like reading a book. You look at the esoteric symbols and picture what you're really looking at in your head.Pbbbt. I still tend to regard DF tilesets as fuzzy, ugly heresy. Which is funny because Dwarf Fortress is about the only roguelike I play where I outright prefer ASCII (or in this case, a pseudo-ASCII tileset).
I learned on lnp and cant make head nor tail of the ascii here.
Haiiiiiiiiiiii! I successfully mated and raised one of the brood to alivehood, all without being cannibalized (yet).
Kamin and Shoruke, OTP
Oh. 2 weeks since the last post.
Well, anyway:
Sorry, I kind of forgot all about fixing that drunkfort LNP. On my defence, I was drunk when I created it. Never got around to fixing a few annoying things that happen when changing tilesets (or atleast when using the current save), mainly the dorf tiles getting stuck with one tileset's version of dorfs. Mostly caused by the current save.
Does anyone mind if we create a new world and save for the next turn? That would simplify things. Alot. I could create a new LNP for the current (old) save but I'd rather make one that is up to date with the current version. Tinkering around with the save every time someone changes the tileset is annoying and I don't want a LNP that uses an old version of dorf fort.
Edit: And ofcourse, congratulations Kamin! Taking care of your offspring must take most of your time. I'm happy for you, you parently mantis.
"I hate you alot."That poor alot.
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".
has ben
ben::)
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
Give it time, it's only ben 2 days.I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
I'm never going to live this one down, am I...
I am sigging this.I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
Day=made.
I'm never going to live this one down, am I...
disponibleIs that a word?
disponibleIs that a word?
*6 seconds later*
Huh. (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disponible) Cool, a new word!
Volunteer work at a children's hospital?
Scruffy became a potato and didn't link us to their save.
Both Meddadog and Shoruke linked to this one: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12553)
There was a save AFTER where I finally found the borked save the others cited. http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12554)
Glorious. Are the graphics screaming at you like whenever I play a tiles save in ASCII mode? o3o
Pbbbbt. I have no idea dafuq is going on.DRUNK FORTRESS-!
I actually wasn't hungover but I have very little memory of last night. I'm currently trying to backtrace my steps by comparing the original save to my current save and seeing what's different.:P
Losing is fun..... KAMIIIIN
Should I start an entirely new game or what? I think I might still be sober enough to pull that off, who knows.Frankly, that's what I'd do.
Playing Kobold Fort would be like playing Elf Fortress.
Kill all the tiny vermin.
Playing Kobold Fort would be like playing Elf Fortress.
Kill all the tiny vermin.
Ah - so they sound like Ole Dirty Bastard then.Probably more like Lil' Yachty. Dude sounds like he raps with a mouthful of marbles.
I have added a new poll--let us embark upon a new world! And possibly with mods! And definitely with alcohol.
Why not do like this.
Someone get drunk, and then start to decide every single parameter at the advanced world parameters menu and then he gen the world.
Drunken worldgen? This can only end.
I got busy and stuff and forgot, but now. Tonight...we do things! Modding it up, chugging a touch of my months-old Southern Comfort, and readying the worldgen.
EDIT: Swiggity swooty, turn is in!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Save is here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727 (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12727)
In my experience adv worldgen works about 1/5 times in Normal df when you're being sensible, adv+drunk+mods is not a winningly stable combination.
Why not advance worldgen, by selecting each parameter, while you are drunk?
Yiss, please. Before I start thinking I've killed Drunk Fortress with my awful modding. ;w;Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
...Which I'm considering doing, just with less swearing.
I haven't decided.
Psssh, mods couldn't kill Drunk Fortress if they tried. Someone would just get drunk and be like "FUCK your shit-ass modded world I'mma just start a new one"
...Which I'm considering doing, just with less swearing.
I haven't decided.
No one's even tried a turn in said shit-ass modded world. ;w;
Maybe because the link to the mod from the Kobold Camp thread says "file not found" >_>
Tell you what, if you can send me this link and I can get the mod working in like 2 hours, I'll try and fail miserably to play Kobold Kamp. Otherwise I'll just do a vanilla drunk fortress turn.
EDIT: Oh right, mods only affect new games, not in-progress ones. I loaded the kobold fort save successfully.
But why though?
But I DO have some flat coke zero
Also, this is going to be my first experience with Kobold Kamp, so... expect disasters.
I played the Overwatch drinking game! It's where you play overwatch and drink... basically every cahcen you get.
I'm make a surprisnngly good drunk-ass Torbjörn ,
Now watch this save also get no love, and a certain prinny get thrown into the volcano. ;w;
Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself :P
I haven't done any DF modding in forever, do we still have an [EXPLODES_ON_BREAK] tag or whatever? Because if so, that tag is just made for prinnies.Hey man, if you want a prinny thrown into a volcano, ya gotta get drunk, take a turn of Drunk Fortress, mod Dwarf Fortress to include Prinnies, name one after me, and throw it into the volcano yourself :PDon't tempt me.
Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.FTFYAlthough admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.
I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...
No more kobolds, we returned to dorfs.
By bottle I mean a big one. About 1,25 pint, or 75cl.Good, then I'll take a turn this evening.FTFYAlthough admittedly, having a anti-kobold overseer run a kobold fort would be certainly more Fun.
I have two bottles of beer. Maybe I should get another ten...
Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
Counteract it with redbull.Congrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
No, it's just me.
I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.
Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
If it's sleep that's getting you, play Drunk Fort the classy way: by getting drunk in the early afternoon on a weekend! :DCongrats. Shoruke's fort is just as cursed as mine. :V
No, it's just me.
I think I should stop playing drunk fortress. It just doesn't work.
Or strictly ration my alcohol intake... make some calculations...
I'm looking at doing a turn, maybe tonight or tomorrow. Are we playing on unmodded or no? (also I haven't played in over a year, so. Um. I'll probably break things)Unmodded
Fiiine. If the succession stays dead even after you go back to vanilla, I will cry. :V
Two questions:
First, is it still "Order Decided on First Drunk First Serve Principle"?
Second, must it be alcohol? I don't take alcohol, but consumption of THC is allowed where I live. In short, is it fine if I take a bowl instead of a bottle?
I'm up for taking a turn immediately.P.S. What version are we using, currently?Never mind, DFFD answered that: 0.43.05.
"why cant' I assign this dorf labours?"
?becuz thats a peacok"
Oh.
Id be up to start participating again if we went to something i can load up with a tileset in a LNP. Thats honestly probably the biggest barrier for entry...Just do it if you want to. There have been plenty of turns using different tilesets
Any thoughts on if we should/can do this? Lets revitalize this!
I'm sad to see that the thread has fallen into some disrepair, but I'd be up for a turn next weekend if anyone still cares about this.
I'm not great when it comes to DF, but Armok knows I'm no stranger to the business either. I haven't read the thread for a good while, so I'm bound to be confuzzled by the layout!
Hmm, I can't remember what version the last turn was even in. Would it be best to start a new save?
Going to see how this thread goes... hmm, it's been quite sober for the last part of the year. Maybe I should get drunk some time and restart it. Though I seem to be a lightweight now :(
(https://s33.postimg.cc/812kxblhn/trading.png)
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What is this, an update for ants?
You legends. It lives!!Yeah, I definitely got too drunk and woke up the next day. I am no longer drunk, and no days had passed. :(
Three cheers for Dorafjol for getting the ball rolling again!
Alternatively, kabbalistically switch the last two letters and insist that being high is enough like being drunk? (If someone counterargues that you are and do not take, just invoke Salvador Dali.)
[this is a shitpost and I realize that not everyone can work with applied kabbalah)
ДMT. I can't read Russian so I don't know what that means. ??? Did I kabbalah? :P
Here, we PTD. Not PTW.
That magma cavern, holy shit. What did you DO?
I found a corpse
he is dead AS FUCK
but his neam is "enemy post"
so... good?
Okay lessee what we got here.Oh snap! Shorry in the lorry!
animals pasturedAh. Pretty sure that was me too. I thought that "Animel mustnt be inside and just paly videogame, they need green gass and exercise!"
outside
in the snow
CHECK
Or do an egg nog binge and take the reigns.
Unsteadily, perhaps, but willing to give it hell.
Sadly, I don't drink. I just watch the fun while the overseers are having Fun.
In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.
In 43 days I turn 21, I will play then.
That's like, nearly two months.
*takes out abacus*
*calculates 30+30*
*squints at screen*
Is soma (or dopamine) legal?
Hand it over to the next poor sod. You've finished the year, so according to rule 6, you get to "instate one rule to be followed by future overseers of the same fort".
Also, you've overshot your year slightly. I won't hold it against you, but for future overseers:Spoiler: Preventing Overshoot, a guide for future overseers. (click to show/hide)
what version is the fort on currently? and does an LNP exist for it? im hopeless with vanilla (take a look back to the furst turn i ever took at this, i messed up my game files big time).
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Below is what I recorded last night.I'm mildly disturbed by the existence of theoretical citizens. Is this "oh yeah half of them are going to die" or is it more "they're all accepted petitioners and can't work?"I'm still grappling with the attachment feature(?) so bear with me.EDIT: Here it is! (http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=14577)
7:37pm - Migrants! Four of them. We theoretically have 32 citizens now.
Ya know it's really weird to think that I originally started reading this when I was 16 and thinking "Wow, it's been going for a while. Kinda sad I can't join in though, too young and don't want to deprive myself of sleep."
And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.
Ya know it's really weird to think that I originally started reading this when I was 16 and thinking "Wow, it's been going for a while. Kinda sad I can't join in though, too young and don't want to deprive myself of sleep."
And now I'm turning 22 in a couple of hours and can actually participate if I ever feel like attempting to dwarf fortress while shit faced.
Happy (belated) birthday! :D
Dude. Your last save is an empty folder.
I'd like to pick this up and bring the fort to its miserable end if nobody else has volunteered?
Right, 19 migrants turned up. I shall see if the fort can endure the rest of the year tomorrow, for I must slumber now.
Are "local" brews of unknown ABV acceptable? We don't exactly have testing equipment, heh.
I say 'tis even more dwarfy to go this route! What say thee? (totally not mildly blasted already)
What kind of artifact is the Calamity of Chains? Cool name though.
alright, as nobody seems keen on picking this up, I've *ahem* fixed it. Save was buggy as hell.
I abandoned the fortress and reclaimed it!
It destroys all drinks and dumps food out of barrels but doesn't scatter anything.
Aw, my turns aren't on there.I only got so far last night before slumber overtook me. Continuing to update it today.
Nice to see this continuing!You taking a turn Bob?
Nice to see this continuing!You taking a turn Bob?
No quotes added to the OP since 2013, what a shame. Thank you Avolition for your hard work and dedication!
12:14
HOLY SHIT. A fishery worker just fucrakng couhgt fire. I don't know how. It was ni the asame place as the miner, though. Like, he just walked along the edge of the volcano, and then POOF. Fucking !!fishery worker!!
...oddly, it's only the fishery workers' right mitten that is on fire. But even though I forbitd it, he still insists on wearing it.
even in death, the dwarf insists upon good fashion. :(
- 12:20
This is... curiosu. The fisherdwarf with the flaming mitten emits no smoke, and the itten hasn't degraded at all... nor has the dwarf asually sufferend any injuries. I'm not sure what to think here.
I'll be finishing soon. The enxt overseer will have to deal with (and possibly weaongisnze0 thiks perpauslly on fire wdar.f
Ah yeah, I think a good chunk of my turns were back in ye olden days when photobucket wasn't dogshit...Currently updating it now, i have finally reached some of your turns. Yeah its a shame it was, a few of the saves are lost due to private hosting and a livestream of drunkfortress. Might need to do that at somepoint.
Will you be picking up the save anytime soon?
Nice to see some work being done to continue/preserve this monument to dwarven culture. You're doing Armok's work laddieCheers, honestly its pleasure. Seeing the culture of dwarf fortress dunkards ten years ago is fascinating and the interesting tales/tangents that unfold. I think it would be criminal to not document every turn and to not keep the tradition alive. The fact that current active save was created in 2019 and has only 12 turns is somewhat saddening to see its decline. As im reaching the end of 2014, it is very much alive two years into the threads life.
Yeah its a good gin Palenerd and how come you are fasting?
The alcohol was victorious in the end.
Just give me my tanned hides. Rip Avo
It looks like the cavy pup gets credit for the kill. I'm pretty sure if you chain an animal, and then deconstruct that chain, they from then on drag/wear the chain around. If the cavy pup is still alive, that one is legendarily vicious
Vylmer
Ponder upon my above ion diagram (??? why??) until tonight when I can finish my turn.
where are your orbitals?
Did you do a turn?
Here is a drunken rendition of Sodium Chloride, it menaces with electrons. This relates to the drunkness of palenerd in Early Spring of 2023.
Also I am halfway ttrhough another shot. Alt least 3 shot. Prosbs more becauseI did the math, and I had at least 10⅔ standard drinks by then (1 standard drink = 1.5oz 80-proof liquor). I wasn't wrong, exactly.
trinidayd sour and beer.
Classic drunken fortress misplaced saves. Good luck
How did it go?
I don't know anything about this community save, but if no one's playing it, I'll take a turn.